March 2, 2026 • 37 mins
MONDAY HR 3 Monster Sports - Orlando City SC loss to Miami. Orlando Magic loss to Detroit. NASCAR. INDYCAR. Getting your teeth fixed. How many hockey players have fake teeth? Getting a salt playroom form your child.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome by to the Mantras.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm Russ along with Riot and Now Angels gonna bring
you Monster Sports.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
My sports. Busy weekend. Really some really cool stuff happening
and some really hard else to take. If you're a
Orlando Magic fan or Orlando City s C Orleango City
s C, that's a great place to start. Let's start there.
Russ Orlando City s C hosted Inner Miami. MESSI was
(00:56):
MESSI finally showed up in Orlando.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh did he play?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Did he play?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Russ?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
This is a tale of two halves. Orlando City at
the midpoint of the match winning looking fantastic, is looking
to nil, just looking dominating. And then in Miami goes
in makes some adjustments. And that's the key point here,
adjustments and teams making adjustments and making changes and changing
(01:24):
up to it. Yeah and uh and in about forty
five minutes inter Miami rattled off four unanswered goals. It
was heartbreaking. It guy, it was all messy.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The goat.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He got two goals himself, like Ryan said, and then
and that he assisted in the others. I mean, yeah, he's.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
This guy is just really a great He's the goat.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
There was no there's never been a question that he
like it's.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Like he's playing with children, though.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, it's it's he's that good and he makes the league,
the Major League Soccer.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
What is it about what makes him so? Is he
faster than everybody else?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Supremely talented, he's supremely counted. He only cares about soccer.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So it's it's ball his ball control, then?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Like the way he controls the ball, the way.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That he strikes, the way that he sees the game,
that he sees the game way differently. He's seeing spaces
and he's making passes and he's putting teammates in spots
to be playing. Other guys can't see. He's got an
incredible vision of the of the of the field and
he's just you can tell that there's in basketball we
(02:38):
talk about like basketball IQ, this guy's soccer i Q
just through the roof and you you can't see it.
Actually happening on the pitch as he's moving, and the
way that he positions himself to put guys in a billy.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
He has none in MLS zero.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
People know MLS none and and it glow believe and
it would be Ronald though some would say okay, yeah,
but in MLS minds right.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
It's literally like if Michael Jordan started playing against high schooler.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, it's like that level of talent different. Yeah, these
guys are good.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
MLS has some great players on it, but MESSI is
just a different level.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So talk, I've talked, I've talked that talk. I've wanted
to see this. I thought we were doing well, and
we were doing well, we were doing fantastic, and then.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
They're like, it's like when you ever see like dogs
when they race dogs or like the like different kinds
of dogs run and they're like a bunch of dogs
and start running and then they released the greyhound, you know,
and it just catches up a and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, I've seen those clips we got. Yeah, so we
were running really really strong and then half half midway
through the match, Yeah, MESSI happened, and they're adjustment. So
at least this to say though RUSS is early in
the season, obviously, we have plenty of time to answer
this and a justice we we did. We got a
(03:57):
red card as well, so we're gonna be short of
that player. I think the next match. I think it
is so our next match is gonna be Saturday, March
the seventh, New York's New York City. We go up
to New York, so we're playing New York City up there,
so hopefully we'll be a rebound quickly from this. But like, yeah,
(04:19):
this is a this is a tone setter. Very early
in the season. Orlando Magic, RUSS what they do. They
hosted the Detroit Pistons on Sunday. Detroit Pistons are the
number one team in the East in the NBA Detroit, Boston,
New York Knicks. Forget who's there. There's a couple of
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teams that there's six teams ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Of us, RUSS.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Wow, this is one of those games again we have
to win, like not need. It's again tone setting. It's
like absolute wins, like if we're trying to do something differently.
I know though Orlando Magic fans hate to see to
hear this El Mahico, but we right now the Orlando
(05:05):
Magic are not any better than they were a season ago.
Desmond Bane is a dog. Though I love him, I
love his attitude. But we are in the position again
where we're playing for the play in playoff spot, and
that's not what we as fans anticipated, especially when you
know all the pundits. This goes to let you know
(05:25):
when you hear all these talking heads talking crazy like oh,
with Boston Celtics injured, in New York Knicks not being
who they are, that the East is wide open, Orlando
Magic should win the East, all bs, all of it.
We have not done anything that resembles that we are
(05:46):
in contention with any of the six teams seven teams
that are ahead of us. Nothing. And again, the season's
gonna end brutally like it always does. We do the
playing game, and then we lose in that, and then
we're back to what do we do? Are we gonna
get a new head coach? Are we gonna add this piece?
Are we gonna do this? Like the writing's on the wall.
(06:09):
It's frustrating, absolutely, for what you're hearing is a frustrated
fan right now. Next game for the Orlando Magic is
gonna be the Wizards. I would like to say that
that would be a gimme the Washington Wizards, but the
should be I would like to say that that's a
(06:30):
you know, a twenty point win.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
We have a bunch of winnable games coming up because
it's the it's the Wizards, the Mavericks and the Timberwolves.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Those are three games that we should win handily. Are
we going to do that? Probably not, because our team
can be a dumpter?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Is it? Like, are we sure we're gonna make the playoffs?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And that's we're no, we're playing right now. We're playing
for the playing game. Okay, Yeah, so that like it's
a it's a playing game to play in the playoffs, Russ.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
We're playing to play the playing game to hopefully get
the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Like, and you know, the aspirations were like what I
said in the beginning of the season, I was like,
hey man, we should be like, let's come in like
fourth in the in the East. You know that way
you're you avoid all this nonsense and you're you're kind
of you know, kind of control a little bit. But
not that at all, Not not the case at all, Russ.
We had the Firestone Grand Prix of Saint Petersburg Indie Series.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, they were, they were talking about that a lot
on the news that you know, it's always and again,
but the rain, the rain, rain bad.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
The rain messed with the event and everything. But this
that's one of the sporting events that I have not
been to in Central Florida in Tampa and always steaks up.
I mean, there's nobody's fault but my own. I was
trying to secure tickets even late as late as Saturday,
try to get out there, just it didn't work out.
But next year I'm definitely gonna get out there for this.
But congratulations to Alex Paolo of Chipicate Racing. He ended
(08:01):
up winning the event.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
So when the event runs through the streets of downtown
Stown St. Pete, when you buy a ticket, you buy
a ticket for a designated area.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Like again, I'm a fan of some of these road
courses that they do in the city's rush and Yeah,
so there's definitely spots where they set up, you know,
whether it's down the waterfront or just different spots and
they'll you know, get the bleachers in there and you're
paying for your tics and there's obviously some high end
ticket prices where you're like really cool spots and then
there's like kind of a regular areas for it, but
(08:36):
it's absolutely neat. And again it's held in downtown Saint
Pete and Alex Paolo of chip Ganassi ends up winning
that race. Congratulators, Congratulations out to twenty three eleven Racing
to Tyler Reddick. He's done something that hasn't been done
in quite some time or ever done. I'm sorry. He's
won the first three races for Michael Jordan and Denny
Hamlin twenty three twenty three eleven racing, three races in
(09:00):
a row. They won Daytona, they won Atlanta, and they
won Texas again. Just fantastic race yesterday. Down to the basically,
he was in control of his race. Tyler Reddick was
in control of this race. But it was highly entertaining.
It's cool to see Jordan there and really enjoying these moments,
and so he got his. He basically got his, you know,
(09:23):
version of a threepeat in NASCAR. Cuicker that he did
and his NBA career isn't that crazy? Yeah, first three
races of the season.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
When I heard he was gonna be involved, I thought
he'll be like a little bit involved. You know, just
to throw his name on something. But he's like full
on into racing now. I mean, he's a big deal.
He's ate up with it.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
But I give him props for this moment because as
they're going race is over, they're going to go meet
up with Tyler, the ladies there interviewing him, and he's like, hey, man,
let's let's be honest here. He gave credit to Denny Hamlin.
Denny Hamlin is the one that came to him with
this deal. Denny Hamlin is the one that put this
deal together. He's like, man, I'm just the but he gives.
(10:01):
What he does to the team is give him that
experience of what being a winner is like. And that's
how he actually he's not in there trying to dictate
like philosophy on racing or like you know what I'm saying.
And so he gave Denny Hamlin probably I think one
of the coolest compliments at all. He's like, hey, this
team was put together by Hamlin. They're doing exactly what
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they were doing. I'm the money guy. I just come in,
you know, give him pointers of what a winner is,
what it is to be a winner, you know. But
the team is doing fantastic, So congratulations to them and
how they you know, how they've basically attacked this first
part of the season because not only is Tyler Reddick
doing well, but Bubba Wallace is placed well. I think
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Denny did well again because Texas is a road course
and so they don't do that. It's not one of
Denny Hamlin's strong courses. I think he finished ended up
finishing like tenth or eleven, which is really good for
him on a road course, you know. So again it
was a lot of fun to watch. And then our
condodoless go out to Colorado quarterback University of Colorado quarterback
(11:09):
Dominique ponder Uh single.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Twenty five years old, twenty three twenty three.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Twenty three year old single car crash by himself. He
was driving his twenty twenty three Tesla Model three, lost
control on a curve, car went across the eastbound lane,
striking a guardrail and electric line, and the vehicle ended
up catching on fire. So our condolencens go out to him.
But he's from Opa Laca, Florida. He spent some time
(11:33):
at Batoon Cookman before he transferred up there to to Colorado,
so you know, send our prayers and energy to him
and his family. And that's monstre sports Truss.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
All right, Dad, you're listening to the Match of the Morning.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yu yu.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
A sort of sort of sports related kind of a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sports Jason, Sports Nation and Jason on Saturday Night, Saturday
Night Live, they had Jack and Quinn Hughes, who the
hockey players you know that you know, you know when
they won gold. And they also had Hillary Knight and
Megan Keller, both the the two of the ladies from
the the women's hockey team on on.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Saturday Night Tale of Two Receptions.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, uh and uh. Jack Hughes is the one that
was from like central Florida, right, he's born here.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Born here, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Uh. He still has not had his teeth fixed yet.
How long? How long do you think he would go?
I know me, I'd want to like go to the
dentist as soon as I got back to America and
get it fixed.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
He's still you know he did the Saturday Night Well he's.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Still in the middle of the season. He still got
the NHL season, so he got so I would I mean,
I don't know, I think it would be kind of
prudent to just wait till after the season, because you
get all that work done and then take another puck to.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
The face, So you think you think you wait until
after the season is done.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, he's a young dude. He's in the novelty of
it all. He just won the gold. It's kind of
funny to have my tooth missing for this small amount
of time.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
When you're right about that, Like when you see him,
you're like, oh, yeah, we know how you lost it.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It's okay, act like everybody knows. Yeah, So he gets
to live in that moment for the next few months.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
If it was me, I'd probably wait.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Till it's like Cindy Crawford's mole, right, Like I saw
that guy on about full teeth, would I wouldn't notice?
But if I saw the guy no teeth, a couple
of them broke, that's the guy.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
That's that guy.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He's a he's a guy that won gold and he
took a stick to the face. I know with my
you know, with my ego, i'd run back and one
have my teeth fixed right away.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
It's gotta hurt though, too, because the nerves are sticking
out of those teeth. Anything cold, I'm sure he's got
it like all couple of old McDonald's really gave him
some problem.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, you're right. He can't have the mcflurry, can't he? No, No,
And there's are available. Man.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Remember when you would do dumb stuff when you were
that young. This is one of his dumb things. You
guess this time that ripe this went off.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yes, I'm missing my front teeth.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
These are all caps on mine because I got knocked
out by like a chain when I was a kid,
a chain, like a bicycle chaine, like a swing set chain.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Oh, it's kind of cooler before.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
That's the reason why I said it that way.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Were you in some motorcycle gig got into a chain fight?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, and when you say it's a swing set.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Hugh's let's cool. That's cool. But these are fake front teeth.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, you would think that it would hurt him, but.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Sure he's got it covered up and protected, so the
nerves aren't aren't exposed because that's a different by the
same token though hockey players are different kind of human
beings anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So maybe he's funny prouduct.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, what I'm saying, man, maybe he likes walking around
in that kind of discomfort.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
How many of the hockey players do you think have
fake teeth?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I mean, I've had a bunch of them, right, I
get yeah, more than fifty percent.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, I would go. I would take the over absolutely.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, they're apparently.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Estimates suggests close to ninety percent of professional hockey players
suffer dental injury.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Jesus, wow, wow wow, So they're expecting it.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Many of them get dental like they were, like dentures,
or have partial implants or removable flipper teeth to replace
missing teeth while they're playing.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
That's what it's crazy. See, I would think he would
put some flipper.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Teeth in, you know.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
But he's proud he won the gold medal with those teeth.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's sort of a badge of honor.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Right.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
If I look, how old was that guy? Twenty five?
If I think something, I mean he's a young guy. Ye, yeah,
he's in his Yeah, he's in his twenties. You just won.
You're the hero, you just won.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The goal boy and his brother Quinn he scored a
goal as well, but.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Not as as heroic fashion and paid the price like
his younger brother.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Right, his younger brother got his team knocked out, So
he's getting all the love, you know, and then they
gave some special award to the goalie, but he wasn't
on Saturday Night Live. And then they had the two
women hockey ladies on there, and it was another bad
episode of the Saturday Night Live. Though.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Man, this just gets worse and worse.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
I'm pretty sure I'm in a humiliation ritual with sat
Ilive at this point, because I.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Watch it every week.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
I watched the whole eff thing, and it's never It
hasn't been good in a while.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
It's good.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
There was only once in a while.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
There was only one once get that made me laugh
that I thought was funny where Sarah Sherman did punch
his mom, you know, punch the mom.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh yeah, I mean that was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Like that was that was kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
That made me laugh. That was good. Everything else I
was like, I don't know who's writing these. I don't
get it.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm just gonna stop
watching it.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I'm done with it unless there's like a celebrity I
really like doing it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Is it one of those things? Because there has been
such a change, and I'm asking you guys, you guys
are represent the people that watch this the most. I'll
check in from time to time to catch the musical artist.
Never got every now and then I'll catch the uh
I fast forward through the middle of the weekend. Oh man,
that's what I watched it for, is music artist. I
watched the news desk from time to time.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, I don't ever like lock in and watch it.
But I'm I'm asking, is is this one of those
things that because of the changeover in cast and because
there's new people writing like, it's taking them a second
to find their feet. I think so, Yeah, it seems
it because that's always been the the like to their credit,
like you've said, and that's what I'm trying to appreciate
it more. It's one of the few programs that's live.
(17:18):
They're there and then they're trying to create and write
this stuff the week of the event, and so none
of it, you know, there's no there's some walkthroughs, but
there's no rehearsal. There's no repetition, repetition repetition in the
sense of crafting these jokes for making this work. We're
all going off a gut and feel off this.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I think not to sound like an old boomer, but
I'm about to boomer. They it's they used to be
an edgy show. It used to be like funny, edgy comedy,
and now it's like a woke, boring show.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Like it's how I feel about it.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
But isn't that like I'm saying that, So isn't that
part of like trying to figure out like like where
because all the people that would, let's say, push the envelope,
they're no longer there, right, a flock of new people,
and they're trying to figure this thing out.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's like they really believed in Bow and Yang, so
they kept doing Bow and Yang bits and I didn't
think any even more funny. And now they really believe
in Marcelo Hernandez and they keep doing his I think.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
He's very funny. I think his stands very funny.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
But on Saturday Live they turn him into a one
trick pony where it's it's it's always like Latino guy
says words funny. Yeah, and they do like three or
four different sketches based on that funny.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
She got to say that. So I was hanging out
with my mom yesterday. I was at the house, like
I said, my sister in law was in town and
so we had a you know, all the family there together.
Was really cool moment everything and we're talking and everything,
and my mom loves that kid because he.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Does he does like this is what my parents son.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Well, No, but she like again much like I didn't
know that she would wanted to adopt Bruno Mars. She wants.
She wants this kid to be part of the family.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Song is fire, by the way.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
What is it she likes about Marcia?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
She thinks she thinks Marcelo is the funniest thing ever.
She thinks Marcelo like he speaks her truth. Apparently. She
he's a handsome young man on TV. Uh, you know
all the things like she sounds like a proud mama
or grandma when talking about Marcelo. And I'm literally like,
I'm literally watching the radio every day, listen to me
(19:10):
funny things.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah you do, buddy, And I'm watching Marcello's bit and
I'm like, I'm not getting this.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
This is not making me laugh why you know, so
maybe it's not for me.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't think his stuff is too that deep on
And I said, he's just.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Making fun of the way he talks that the skit
is he talks funny.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, and he did.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
He does that with his stand up was really good.
His stand up is good, and I think I think
he's very funny. I just wish they would stop doing
that same bit because the whole thing was like the
guy says the word peanuts weird.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, it's okay, that's like.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
We got that, we get it. Let's move forward our guy.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah that's a one left joke. That's not a whole skit.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I was thinking too.
I asked you earlier, I watched Taylor Tomlinson has a
stand up and you said you've.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Never heard of her.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Huh uh No, I mean we talked to her.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, I don't think so. I would. She's very funny,
that girl hysterical. She's right, and I'm surprised you hadn't
heard of her. You'd be in a stand up comedy.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I have talked to her. I feel like she have.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, she likes either zoomed in or on the phone.
We talked to her because she was she had a
gig here in Central Florida.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, we talked to Taylor. She was funny as hell
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Uh. Her, Her new stand up is on Netflix is
really good. You have to check it out, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I'll tell you. But it's again, I don't watch stand
up anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
It's like, this is very sad part of my life
because I watch it with different eyes and I'm always
like trying to predict what the next joke is or
like how he got there writing it, So I don't
do it. I've seen After Midnight, but i'n't seen it
a long time because the last time I saw After
Midnight was when Chris Hardwick was hosting it and Ford
moved to CBS used to be on Comedy Central, So
(20:48):
I don't know. I'm like, while I do stand up comedy,
I'm so far removed from like what's big in the
stand up comedy.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
World right now.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, which is unfortunate. But like you don't listen to
a ton of radio.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, because I'll end up stealing stuff all.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
And not on purpose, but like, oh I heard this
somewhere and I'll say it like, oh I got it
from that, you know, So I try not to. I
try not to listen to other.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I'm just looking for somebody to change the game right now.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
In the same way where I think rock music is stagnant,
I think comedy is kind of stagnant in the same
way right now as well, where it's there's just a
way to do it, and everybody's going through the motions
and I'm waiting for like, whatever the next thing is
would be pretty cool to me, because it just feels like,
like with comedy, it's either you're an Austin person who's
trying to be an edge lord weirdo, or in the
(21:37):
big names are all just kind of doing the same motions,
like their specials aren't that different from one to the next.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It felt like it seems like everybody's.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Got a special now't specials anymore.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
They're not special, you know.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
So because you can just release it on YouTube, you
can throw it out however you want.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I mean, every That's what.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
I got burned out on steps on Netflix comedian specials,
Like I guess I was watching way too many of them.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
There was a thousand of them, and a lot of
them weren't that good.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
But that's what we that's what as content consumers, that's
what we wanted. That's why the streaming platforms gave.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Us that, Yeah, they super served us with people are
people obviously are watching them because I like the Taylor
Thomlinson one is in the top ten on Netflix four shows.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I don't know I spent all.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
I did watch a lot of Netflix, but I'm just like,
it's like a lot of Love is.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Blind season ten?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Is that what you meant?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
It's it's so much Love is Blind season ten?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
First, well, it's set in Ohio this this season because
normally it's a city, right, Normally it's like Atlanta or Dallas.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
This time they just went Ohio.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
And it just confirms my ultimate theory, which has always
been Ohio sucks. It's way worse than Florida and the
people that they picked on this season. One of the
worst reality TV contestants I've ever seen in my entire
life is on this season, and he's just a bad
human being from Ohio.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
And I'm like, yeah, totally adds up. It makes sense.
So me and my wife watch a lot of that.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You know, this is when like I always will tell
Mary a Monarch's back. Monarch is back on Apple TV.
Oh I didn't know that, Oh, dude.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Across the first two episodes.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I'm in, Oh, I gotta watch that.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Okay, Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
No, that's okay. No, Like I always tell Mary All,
I'm like, I gotta watch stuff that is like current
because I want to be able to talk about current things.
But then she doesn't go by that role. She just
goes by and so she started watching something that is old.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
But it actually is really good.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Suburb Suburbatory, Suburbant I think it's called Suburbatory and it's
got a lot of like famous people that are in it.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
It's it's a show.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
And it's about the twenty eleven Suburgatory Suburgatory.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, never heard of it, And we've been and
we've been watching that and it's really really good.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
But I don't bring it up because it's from twenty eleven.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's the premise of the show.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
It's it's this guy, this guy and his daughter moved
from New York City to this to uh, the suburbs,
and it's got a lot of famous people that are
in it, and it's funny as hell. I don't know
why I never had heard of it before. It's got
like four seasons, I think, and dude.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I'm gonna tell you right now. I have never heard
of this show, never, never knew it existed. And this
is what I'm saying. In the climate that we live in,
there's so much content out there, there's so many shows
out there. Ryan and I there was a show, Ryan,
remember that show that was about the dysfunctional kid and
then he ends up being a road kind of road
show with he finds a girl. But this is a
(24:27):
guy that would beat up people. I can't remember the guy.
It was a one word name for the one word
I think. I think the show might have been British.
What I'm saying is there's tons of shows like this.
There's tons of content out there. Yeah, so the show's
out in twenty eleven. You're the two guys you work with.
Never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah, located. But you know what it is, it's
just silly and there's there there's no politics in it,
there's no murdering in it. There's it's just it's just
a silly little you know.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Sneaky Pete No, I remember Sneaky Pete.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Was he in the like Australia.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Maybe and he would like he would he was beaten
like he ended up being the enforcer for the girl.
He would like got in trouble for beating up stuff.
He was always punching stuff, and then it ends up
being kind of like a road show with him and
the girl. It was a one day like when I
mentioned it on the air, the only person that was
watching it was you. And then they never did a
season two.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Ye was a guy like I started with a guy
buried in the Is that the one I'm thinking of?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Hey, in Monarch, it's full of right.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
They're it's bringing everybody. There's a whole other new monster.
Oh good, Yeah, it's awesome. I'm down with that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, I got that. And then Marshall starts started last night.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I know you guys don't like any of the anything
in the Yellowstone world, but it's one of the.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
That's when of the kid becomes a US Marshall.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Right, Yeah, the character, one of the characters from Yellowstone
has his own show, but it's but it's on CBS,
which makes me wonder if it's water.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Down CBS streaming or CBS TV, TB TV.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, that's paramount, but that means there can't be any
because Yellowstone had cursing and stuff, and they show boobs
every once in a while. So if it's on CBS,
they're not going to show any of that. Nope, it'll
be more.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well that might have a little bit of strong is
it after ten o'clock?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They might have some strongest language, but they're not going
to show any TNA like they did on Yellowstone.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, the first episode was last night, so I was
gonna try to check that out today. Are right, I
take a little break. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to
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with Foreigner singing I want to Know what Love Is,
which is a great song, and they do that that
that bit where they bring a choir out and we
get to pick the local choir that sings on stage
with foreigner. Welcome back, I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan. Okay,
what do you guys know about I know there used
(27:27):
to be a place in town where they believed in
salt therapy, where where like you'd go in a room
and sit there and breathe it and for some reason,
breathe it in salt supposed to be good for you.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, there's still there's a place on like in the
Mills fifty that still does that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
What's it called?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's okay, you don't look at it, but so okay,
So there is a theory that's not proven theory, right.
It's one of those holistic things where it's like, you know, oh, yeah,
if you breathe in salt, it's good for you. The
reason I bring it up is as this is something
that's online that a lot of people are starting to
do I mean, I say a lot of people. I
don't have a lot of people starting to do it.
That's what it claims. Uh, it's it's a trend where
(28:11):
and and I just saw a video of a mom
that basically has a playroom, and the playroom for the
kids are all set up where instead of being a big,
big sandbox, it's just a big room of salt, and
the kids play in the salt. They don't eat the salt,
but but by playing in the salt, I guess it's
supposed to get through their pores and it's supposed to
(28:33):
be breathing in. It's supposed to be good for their
immune system to uh, to play. It's called salting your kids,
and it's a it's a new thing that.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Allegedly my mom would consider me salty.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Salting your children. Uh so my question, what is it
supposed to do. It's good for your immune system, like salted.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So there's limited uh information or studies on it. But
in general the scientific evidence remains limited. But in and
they think it's considered safe for most people. Salt therapy
is uh halo therapy. Halo therapy is considered safe, drug free,
and relaxing alternative treatment that may help relieve respiratory issues asthma, bronchitis, allergies, COPD,
(29:15):
and skin conditions exima and sosias by reducing information inflammation,
breaking down mucus, and killing micro organisms.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, they're showing this mother and she's basically turned this
whole room into so it's like they're playing in sand,
but instead they're playing in salt. It sort of looks
like snow. I don't know, uh, sort of weird but
maybe good. I don't know, good luck.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I don't know this.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
This is one of those things that like hippie friends
of mine have suggested and they seemed exactly the same.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, that's the place. It's called the salt actually called
the salt room.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
So it dries up your lung, Well that's good, your love.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Why would you what you want to know?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Like the mucus and stuff like Like again, it's it's
what they're saying. The recommend Like the session is usually
thirty minutes long, so you're not there, you know, hours
on end and uh again when you're doing a salt
therapy kind of thing. I don't know what it's like
to make a full sand box of salt and let
your kids in it.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I mean, this lady has it's the entire room is
just got salt on it. Now it looks kind of
pretty because it looks like you know, it looks like
a sandbox, but with whiter sand. You know, it's all salt.
But this, okay, would salt attract bugs at all?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I guess not.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, no, kill him, it'd kill him.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
And this is again I'm with this guy. This is
like goes to like a old school urban wives tell
and everything. But I remember had being this doing this
when I would be in Puerto Rico and he was
mentioning it. So when you get sick in Puerto Rico,
sometimes what they do, or if you live on the beach,
they urge you or encourage you. The older old folks
there would take you to the beach or get you
(31:00):
out to the beats, get you in the ocean and
get the salt, get the salt water in you and everything,
and the ocean air helping you clear up the mucus
and everything.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay, you're right about that. My mom used to say that, yeah,
you go in the salt water, it's good for you.
So maybe I do remember that maybe there is something
to it.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I don't know. This seems like one of those things
that rich people do.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, they look fairly wealthy. Like they even have like
a little boat in the middle of the of the salt.
I don't know what you call salt beat or whatever.
This whole room is full of salt that all these
little things for the kids to play with. And there
are kids playing salt all the time.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Well, good for them, supposed to be good for him.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
We've got a lot of people that have had positive
experiences and then how they incorporate different kind of salt
treatments into their daily lives.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Well, listen, listen. There might be things we don't know,
that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Nothing we don't know, Rush.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I mean, it seems weird when you look at.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Damn thing we don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
There's a spot in Melbourne called the Halo Salt Cave
that's incredibly popular that a lot of people are going
to four star reviews on that place. Like I said,
there's a couple of places in here in Orlando and
salt crazy And for me, this is this is all
I need to hear, is Melinda. She uses it and
puts a little bit of salt in hurrying humidifier, especially
during aalogy time.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Salty asda.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
There it is, he found it.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, that's the lady and she's got her whole the
whole room is full of salt.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Oh my good, there's a rich person's nonsense right here.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
How did she get that much salt?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
You buy it? Russ?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
What do you? I mean?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I know?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
But like, do you where do you going to order? Listen,
I need a room full of salt.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
You go to Costco.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Yeah, you can buy a big old bag, like five
twenty five pound bags of salt for sure.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Being crazy, it's like that hard to get salt.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Oh sorry, Dylan. Dylan's busy in his salt room right now.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You're there in the salt swings and there's a little
boat you know.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Ah, it's playing the drums.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
D's gonna grow to be awful.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
What is that.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Like?
Speaker 5 (32:54):
He's got his own little salt room where he plays
the hand pan.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Come on, man, he was playing a handpan in the salt.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
And he's in a hammock with his mom in the
salt room.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
She's blowing the salt back into the salt room.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
That gives her something to do.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Look, I want a scarface room like this, tell you that.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
How about this rush? You ever gargle salt if you
had a sore throat?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Hey, well maybe she's smarter than all of us.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You know what, he looks like a genius.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Kids, go play in your salt room.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
It's ridiculous. What a mess? What an unnecessary mess?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What do you think she does for a living?
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Her husband, we're watching it, We're watching what she does wrong.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah, she's she's so bushy. This is bored rich ladies. Nonsense.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
She's she's read something in an article and Oprah magazine.
The next thing you know, she's telling her husband, who's
just trying to work his damn job being a partner
at the law firm, to make a salt.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Room in their house.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I hain't a salt room for our little boy. Yeah,
his immune system is right.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
You're an insane person, ma'am. Get out here. But she
does have a ryoby blower rush. But you like that.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I do like that. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Salt rooms. That's why kids soft today.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Do any of the holistic things, like, do any of
them really work? Like?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
No, there's no science that backs this stuff up. I
always feel bad.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Like when I hear about like Steve Jobs, You're like, oh, man,
he's the richest person in the world.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Steve Johns he died of cancer. That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
No, Steve Jobs died of an entirely curable form of
cancer because he tried to go to the holistic route.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
James Vanderbeek same thing.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
The reason James Vanderbeek needs money from the people is
because the insurance when it covers holistic thing for his
very curable callon cancer. Yeah, holistic stuff is not only
a scam.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
A lot of times it's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
To There was a holistic cancer place that someone when
my sister was sick, you know, that someone gave to
me and like, oh, if you go to this place,
it's like ten thousand dollars a day. But they claim
the girl they can cure her of cancer. And boy,
you know, obviously we didn't do it. But and obviously
I would have to say it's obviously a scam. But
there are people that are at their wits end, they
(34:56):
don't know what else to do, and they'll pay the
ten thousand dollars a day. It was somewhere in Mexico,
you go to uh and uh there were some doctor
who said, oh, yeah, after four or five days, we
can carry the cancer, which you know, we know is
not true.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Uh, it's just taking advantage of it.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
It is taking advantage of people, and those people should
all be locked up. Look, if there's any kind of
scientific research and back and back up to your holistic thing,
then I'm all for it.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Okay, I really am. But a lot of these.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
People, it's been a lot of that stuff has been
fully debunked, but they're allowed to operate in this gray
area because technically they're not saying it's medicine.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
And I've seen so many families have their lives ruined
because of this kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
So yeah, stupid white ladies that build salt rooms can
kiss my ass.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well, she just built a salt room for her kids.
It's not the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Is Imagine go to your friend's house like, hey, yay,
ride you will come over and play, and like, yeah,
I'll come over, cool, come on, hey, come check out
my salt room.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
And then I'm like, we're not friends anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Jeremy, Sorry, Bud, you'll take a shit.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
You would jump in there and play.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
You gotta take your shoes. It's like playing in the sand.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
It's basically a glorified sandbox inside the house.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, it's a big sandbox.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Is not good for you, salty high drades you. Salt
is not like copious amount of the salt. It's not
a good thing.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Literally said right here. Generally considered safe. Yeah, there's no,
there's no, there's nothing that's good. Ill that's gonna happen
to this kid unless he starts eating it.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah, and what do kids do.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
They put stuff in their mouth all the time, and
it's dirty. It's dirty salt, dirty salt.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
I don't want it. I just don't think it's necessary.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
And that I could have going into like into high
school and his girlfriend's gonna get sick and he's like,
you should come into my shault and lay down. Ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I just don't like silly things.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And uh, if you don't like silly, I love silly
things that don't have to do with anybody's health and
could like hurt.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
A fish mask that burns.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Your ice, right, and you know what I did, put
salt in my faces to make it feel better. But
this look, if you look at this lady's TikTok. It's
all salt. These people do this.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
This what Dyson crazy salt. They picked one thing and
they're like, this cures everything. I'm a salt lady, and
you got cancer salt. Hey, you got salt.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Saying that.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Of course she is.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
She's got a bunch of photos.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Salt.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, but I don't think she's claiming that it's a cure.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
All they always do.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I bet it's for the immune system and her her
kids are gonna be healthier because they she salted her kids.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah, take a salt cleanse.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
That is a douche, and you, ma'am, are a douche.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
She might be sweet, maybe she's No, she's salty. Literally
can't good point cholesterol.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
It's got to be through the roof.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh yeah, I would be all swollen up. Man, Yes,
makes me swell. I don't need none of that. We
take a break, we'll come back. Ryan's gonna bring you
the nerdy news. You're listening to the March of the
Morning
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What's up?
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I'm Russ along with Riot and Now Angels gonna bring
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Speaker 3 (00:33):
My sports. Busy weekend. Really some really cool stuff happening
and some really hard else to take. If you're a
Orlando Magic fan or Orlando City s C Orleango City
s C, that's a great place to start. Let's start there.
Russ Orlando City s C hosted Inner Miami. MESSI was
(00:56):
MESSI finally showed up in Orlando.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh did he play?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Did he play?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Russ?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
This is a tale of two halves. Orlando City at
the midpoint of the match winning looking fantastic, is looking
to nil, just looking dominating. And then in Miami goes
in makes some adjustments. And that's the key point here,
adjustments and teams making adjustments and making changes and changing
(01:24):
up to it. Yeah and uh and in about forty
five minutes inter Miami rattled off four unanswered goals. It
was heartbreaking. It guy, it was all messy.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The goat.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He got two goals himself, like Ryan said, and then
and that he assisted in the others. I mean, yeah, he's.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
This guy is just really a great He's the goat.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
There was no there's never been a question that he
like it's.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Like he's playing with children, though.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, it's it's he's that good and he makes the league,
the Major League Soccer.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
What is it about what makes him so? Is he
faster than everybody else?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Supremely talented, he's supremely counted. He only cares about soccer.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So it's it's ball his ball control, then?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Like the way he controls the ball, the way.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That he strikes, the way that he sees the game,
that he sees the game way differently. He's seeing spaces
and he's making passes and he's putting teammates in spots
to be playing. Other guys can't see. He's got an
incredible vision of the of the of the field and
he's just you can tell that there's in basketball we
(02:38):
talk about like basketball IQ, this guy's soccer i Q
just through the roof and you you can't see it.
Actually happening on the pitch as he's moving, and the
way that he positions himself to put guys in a billy.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
He has none in MLS zero.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
People know MLS none and and it glow believe and
it would be Ronald though some would say okay, yeah,
but in MLS minds right.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
It's literally like if Michael Jordan started playing against high schooler.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, it's like that level of talent different. Yeah, these
guys are good.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
MLS has some great players on it, but MESSI is
just a different level.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So talk, I've talked, I've talked that talk. I've wanted
to see this. I thought we were doing well, and
we were doing well, we were doing fantastic, and then.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
They're like, it's like when you ever see like dogs
when they race dogs or like the like different kinds
of dogs run and they're like a bunch of dogs
and start running and then they released the greyhound, you know,
and it just catches up a and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, I've seen those clips we got. Yeah, so we
were running really really strong and then half half midway
through the match, Yeah, MESSI happened, and they're adjustment. So
at least this to say though RUSS is early in
the season, obviously, we have plenty of time to answer
this and a justice we we did. We got a
(03:57):
red card as well, so we're gonna be short of
that player. I think the next match. I think it
is so our next match is gonna be Saturday, March
the seventh, New York's New York City. We go up
to New York, so we're playing New York City up there,
so hopefully we'll be a rebound quickly from this. But like, yeah,
(04:19):
this is a this is a tone setter. Very early
in the season. Orlando Magic, RUSS what they do. They
hosted the Detroit Pistons on Sunday. Detroit Pistons are the
number one team in the East in the NBA Detroit, Boston,
New York Knicks. Forget who's there. There's a couple of
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teams that there's six teams ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Of us, RUSS.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Wow, this is one of those games again we have
to win, like not need. It's again tone setting. It's
like absolute wins, like if we're trying to do something differently.
I know though Orlando Magic fans hate to see to
hear this El Mahico, but we right now the Orlando
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Magic are not any better than they were a season ago.
Desmond Bane is a dog. Though I love him, I
love his attitude. But we are in the position again
where we're playing for the play in playoff spot, and
that's not what we as fans anticipated, especially when you
know all the pundits. This goes to let you know
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when you hear all these talking heads talking crazy like oh,
with Boston Celtics injured, in New York Knicks not being
who they are, that the East is wide open, Orlando
Magic should win the East, all bs, all of it.
We have not done anything that resembles that we are
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in contention with any of the six teams seven teams
that are ahead of us. Nothing. And again, the season's
gonna end brutally like it always does. We do the
playing game, and then we lose in that, and then
we're back to what do we do? Are we gonna
get a new head coach? Are we gonna add this piece?
Are we gonna do this? Like the writing's on the wall.
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It's frustrating, absolutely, for what you're hearing is a frustrated
fan right now. Next game for the Orlando Magic is
gonna be the Wizards. I would like to say that
that would be a gimme the Washington Wizards, but the
should be I would like to say that that's a
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you know, a twenty point win.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
We have a bunch of winnable games coming up because
it's the it's the Wizards, the Mavericks and the Timberwolves.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Those are three games that we should win handily. Are
we going to do that? Probably not, because our team
can be a dumpter?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Is it? Like, are we sure we're gonna make the playoffs?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And that's we're no, we're playing right now. We're playing
for the playing game. Okay, Yeah, so that like it's
a it's a playing game to play in the playoffs, Russ.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
We're playing to play the playing game to hopefully get
the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Like, and you know, the aspirations were like what I
said in the beginning of the season, I was like,
hey man, we should be like, let's come in like
fourth in the in the East. You know that way
you're you avoid all this nonsense and you're you're kind
of you know, kind of control a little bit. But
not that at all, Not not the case at all, Russ.
We had the Firestone Grand Prix of Saint Petersburg Indie Series.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, they were, they were talking about that a lot
on the news that you know, it's always and again,
but the rain, the rain, rain bad.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
The rain messed with the event and everything. But this
that's one of the sporting events that I have not
been to in Central Florida in Tampa and always steaks up.
I mean, there's nobody's fault but my own. I was
trying to secure tickets even late as late as Saturday,
try to get out there, just it didn't work out.
But next year I'm definitely gonna get out there for this.
But congratulations to Alex Paolo of Chipicate Racing. He ended
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up winning the event.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
So when the event runs through the streets of downtown
Stown St. Pete, when you buy a ticket, you buy
a ticket for a designated area.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Like again, I'm a fan of some of these road
courses that they do in the city's rush and Yeah,
so there's definitely spots where they set up, you know,
whether it's down the waterfront or just different spots and
they'll you know, get the bleachers in there and you're
paying for your tics and there's obviously some high end
ticket prices where you're like really cool spots and then
there's like kind of a regular areas for it, but
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it's absolutely neat. And again it's held in downtown Saint
Pete and Alex Paolo of chip Ganassi ends up winning
that race. Congratulators, Congratulations out to twenty three eleven Racing
to Tyler Reddick. He's done something that hasn't been done
in quite some time or ever done. I'm sorry. He's
won the first three races for Michael Jordan and Denny
Hamlin twenty three twenty three eleven racing, three races in
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a row. They won Daytona, they won Atlanta, and they
won Texas again. Just fantastic race yesterday. Down to the basically,
he was in control of his race. Tyler Reddick was
in control of this race. But it was highly entertaining.
It's cool to see Jordan there and really enjoying these moments,
and so he got his. He basically got his, you know,
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version of a threepeat in NASCAR. Cuicker that he did
and his NBA career isn't that crazy? Yeah, first three
races of the season.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
When I heard he was gonna be involved, I thought
he'll be like a little bit involved. You know, just
to throw his name on something. But he's like full
on into racing now. I mean, he's a big deal.
He's ate up with it.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
But I give him props for this moment because as
they're going race is over, they're going to go meet
up with Tyler, the ladies there interviewing him, and he's like, hey, man,
let's let's be honest here. He gave credit to Denny Hamlin.
Denny Hamlin is the one that came to him with
this deal. Denny Hamlin is the one that put this
deal together. He's like, man, I'm just the but he gives.
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What he does to the team is give him that
experience of what being a winner is like. And that's
how he actually he's not in there trying to dictate
like philosophy on racing or like you know what I'm saying.
And so he gave Denny Hamlin probably I think one
of the coolest compliments at all. He's like, hey, this
team was put together by Hamlin. They're doing exactly what
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they were doing. I'm the money guy. I just come in,
you know, give him pointers of what a winner is,
what it is to be a winner, you know. But
the team is doing fantastic, So congratulations to them and
how they you know, how they've basically attacked this first
part of the season because not only is Tyler Reddick
doing well, but Bubba Wallace is placed well. I think
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Denny did well again because Texas is a road course
and so they don't do that. It's not one of
Denny Hamlin's strong courses. I think he finished ended up
finishing like tenth or eleven, which is really good for
him on a road course, you know. So again it
was a lot of fun to watch. And then our
condodoless go out to Colorado quarterback University of Colorado quarterback
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Dominique ponder Uh single.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Twenty five years old, twenty three twenty three.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Twenty three year old single car crash by himself. He
was driving his twenty twenty three Tesla Model three, lost
control on a curve, car went across the eastbound lane,
striking a guardrail and electric line, and the vehicle ended
up catching on fire. So our condolencens go out to him.
But he's from Opa Laca, Florida. He spent some time
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at Batoon Cookman before he transferred up there to to Colorado,
so you know, send our prayers and energy to him
and his family. And that's monstre sports Truss.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
All right, Dad, you're listening to the Match of the Morning.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yu yu.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
A sort of sort of sports related kind of a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sports Jason, Sports Nation and Jason on Saturday Night, Saturday
Night Live, they had Jack and Quinn Hughes, who the
hockey players you know that you know, you know when
they won gold. And they also had Hillary Knight and
Megan Keller, both the the two of the ladies from
the the women's hockey team on on.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Saturday Night Tale of Two Receptions.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, uh and uh. Jack Hughes is the one that
was from like central Florida, right, he's born here.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Born here, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Uh. He still has not had his teeth fixed yet.
How long? How long do you think he would go?
I know me, I'd want to like go to the
dentist as soon as I got back to America and
get it fixed.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
He's still you know he did the Saturday Night Well he's.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Still in the middle of the season. He still got
the NHL season, so he got so I would I mean,
I don't know, I think it would be kind of
prudent to just wait till after the season, because you
get all that work done and then take another puck to.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
The face, So you think you think you wait until
after the season is done.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, he's a young dude. He's in the novelty of
it all. He just won the gold. It's kind of
funny to have my tooth missing for this small amount
of time.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
When you're right about that, Like when you see him,
you're like, oh, yeah, we know how you lost it.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It's okay, act like everybody knows. Yeah, So he gets
to live in that moment for the next few months.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
If it was me, I'd probably wait.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Till it's like Cindy Crawford's mole, right, Like I saw
that guy on about full teeth, would I wouldn't notice?
But if I saw the guy no teeth, a couple
of them broke, that's the guy.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
That's that guy.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He's a he's a guy that won gold and he
took a stick to the face. I know with my
you know, with my ego, i'd run back and one
have my teeth fixed right away.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
It's gotta hurt though, too, because the nerves are sticking
out of those teeth. Anything cold, I'm sure he's got
it like all couple of old McDonald's really gave him
some problem.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, you're right. He can't have the mcflurry, can't he? No, No,
And there's are available. Man.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Remember when you would do dumb stuff when you were
that young. This is one of his dumb things. You
guess this time that ripe this went off.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yes, I'm missing my front teeth.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
These are all caps on mine because I got knocked
out by like a chain when I was a kid,
a chain, like a bicycle chaine, like a swing set chain.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Oh, it's kind of cooler before.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
That's the reason why I said it that way.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Were you in some motorcycle gig got into a chain fight?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, and when you say it's a swing set.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Hugh's let's cool. That's cool. But these are fake front teeth.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, you would think that it would hurt him, but.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Sure he's got it covered up and protected, so the
nerves aren't aren't exposed because that's a different by the
same token though hockey players are different kind of human
beings anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So maybe he's funny prouduct.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, what I'm saying, man, maybe he likes walking around
in that kind of discomfort.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
How many of the hockey players do you think have
fake teeth?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I mean, I've had a bunch of them, right, I
get yeah, more than fifty percent.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, I would go. I would take the over absolutely.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, they're apparently.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Estimates suggests close to ninety percent of professional hockey players
suffer dental injury.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Jesus, wow, wow wow, So they're expecting it.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Many of them get dental like they were, like dentures,
or have partial implants or removable flipper teeth to replace
missing teeth while they're playing.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
That's what it's crazy. See, I would think he would
put some flipper.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Teeth in, you know.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
But he's proud he won the gold medal with those teeth.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's sort of a badge of honor.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Right.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
If I look, how old was that guy? Twenty five?
If I think something, I mean he's a young guy. Ye, yeah,
he's in his Yeah, he's in his twenties. You just won.
You're the hero, you just won.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The goal boy and his brother Quinn he scored a
goal as well, but.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Not as as heroic fashion and paid the price like
his younger brother.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Right, his younger brother got his team knocked out, So
he's getting all the love, you know, and then they
gave some special award to the goalie, but he wasn't
on Saturday Night Live. And then they had the two
women hockey ladies on there, and it was another bad
episode of the Saturday Night Live. Though.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Man, this just gets worse and worse.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
I'm pretty sure I'm in a humiliation ritual with sat
Ilive at this point, because I.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Watch it every week.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
I watched the whole eff thing, and it's never It
hasn't been good in a while.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
It's good.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
There was only once in a while.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
There was only one once get that made me laugh
that I thought was funny where Sarah Sherman did punch
his mom, you know, punch the mom.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh yeah, I mean that was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Like that was that was kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
That made me laugh. That was good. Everything else I
was like, I don't know who's writing these. I don't
get it.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm just gonna stop
watching it.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I'm done with it unless there's like a celebrity I
really like doing it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Is it one of those things? Because there has been
such a change, and I'm asking you guys, you guys
are represent the people that watch this the most. I'll
check in from time to time to catch the musical artist.
Never got every now and then I'll catch the uh
I fast forward through the middle of the weekend. Oh man,
that's what I watched it for, is music artist. I
watched the news desk from time to time.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, I don't ever like lock in and watch it.
But I'm I'm asking, is is this one of those
things that because of the changeover in cast and because
there's new people writing like, it's taking them a second
to find their feet. I think so, Yeah, it seems
it because that's always been the the like to their credit,
like you've said, and that's what I'm trying to appreciate
it more. It's one of the few programs that's live.
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They're there and then they're trying to create and write
this stuff the week of the event, and so none
of it, you know, there's no there's some walkthroughs, but
there's no rehearsal. There's no repetition, repetition repetition in the
sense of crafting these jokes for making this work. We're
all going off a gut and feel off this.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I think not to sound like an old boomer, but
I'm about to boomer. They it's they used to be
an edgy show. It used to be like funny, edgy comedy,
and now it's like a woke, boring show.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Like it's how I feel about it.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
But isn't that like I'm saying that, So isn't that
part of like trying to figure out like like where
because all the people that would, let's say, push the envelope,
they're no longer there, right, a flock of new people,
and they're trying to figure this thing out.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's like they really believed in Bow and Yang, so
they kept doing Bow and Yang bits and I didn't
think any even more funny. And now they really believe
in Marcelo Hernandez and they keep doing his I think.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
He's very funny. I think his stands very funny.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
But on Saturday Live they turn him into a one
trick pony where it's it's it's always like Latino guy
says words funny. Yeah, and they do like three or
four different sketches based on that funny.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
She got to say that. So I was hanging out
with my mom yesterday. I was at the house, like
I said, my sister in law was in town and
so we had a you know, all the family there together.
Was really cool moment everything and we're talking and everything,
and my mom loves that kid because he.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Does he does like this is what my parents son.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Well, No, but she like again much like I didn't
know that she would wanted to adopt Bruno Mars. She wants.
She wants this kid to be part of the family.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Song is fire, by the way.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
What is it she likes about Marcia?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
She thinks she thinks Marcelo is the funniest thing ever.
She thinks Marcelo like he speaks her truth. Apparently. She
he's a handsome young man on TV. Uh, you know
all the things like she sounds like a proud mama
or grandma when talking about Marcelo. And I'm literally like,
I'm literally watching the radio every day, listen to me
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funny things.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah you do, buddy, And I'm watching Marcello's bit and
I'm like, I'm not getting this.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
This is not making me laugh why you know, so
maybe it's not for me.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't think his stuff is too that deep on
And I said, he's just.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Making fun of the way he talks that the skit
is he talks funny.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, and he did.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
He does that with his stand up was really good.
His stand up is good, and I think I think
he's very funny. I just wish they would stop doing
that same bit because the whole thing was like the
guy says the word peanuts weird.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, it's okay, that's like.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
We got that, we get it. Let's move forward our guy.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah that's a one left joke. That's not a whole skit.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I was thinking too.
I asked you earlier, I watched Taylor Tomlinson has a
stand up and you said you've.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Never heard of her.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Huh uh No, I mean we talked to her.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, I don't think so. I would. She's very funny,
that girl hysterical. She's right, and I'm surprised you hadn't
heard of her. You'd be in a stand up comedy.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I have talked to her. I feel like she have.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, she likes either zoomed in or on the phone.
We talked to her because she was she had a
gig here in Central Florida.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, we talked to Taylor. She was funny as hell
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Uh. Her, Her new stand up is on Netflix is
really good. You have to check it out, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I'll tell you. But it's again, I don't watch stand
up anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
It's like, this is very sad part of my life
because I watch it with different eyes and I'm always
like trying to predict what the next joke is or
like how he got there writing it, So I don't
do it. I've seen After Midnight, but i'n't seen it
a long time because the last time I saw After
Midnight was when Chris Hardwick was hosting it and Ford
moved to CBS used to be on Comedy Central, So
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I don't know. I'm like, while I do stand up comedy,
I'm so far removed from like what's big in the
stand up comedy.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
World right now.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, which is unfortunate. But like you don't listen to
a ton of radio.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, because I'll end up stealing stuff all.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
And not on purpose, but like, oh I heard this
somewhere and I'll say it like, oh I got it
from that, you know, So I try not to. I
try not to listen to other.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I'm just looking for somebody to change the game right now.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
In the same way where I think rock music is stagnant,
I think comedy is kind of stagnant in the same
way right now as well, where it's there's just a
way to do it, and everybody's going through the motions
and I'm waiting for like, whatever the next thing is
would be pretty cool to me, because it just feels like,
like with comedy, it's either you're an Austin person who's
trying to be an edge lord weirdo, or in the
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big names are all just kind of doing the same motions,
like their specials aren't that different from one to the next.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It felt like it seems like everybody's.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Got a special now't specials anymore.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
They're not special, you know.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
So because you can just release it on YouTube, you
can throw it out however you want.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I mean, every That's what.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
I got burned out on steps on Netflix comedian specials,
Like I guess I was watching way too many of them.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
There was a thousand of them, and a lot of
them weren't that good.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
But that's what we that's what as content consumers, that's
what we wanted. That's why the streaming platforms gave.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Us that, Yeah, they super served us with people are
people obviously are watching them because I like the Taylor
Thomlinson one is in the top ten on Netflix four shows.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I don't know I spent all.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
I did watch a lot of Netflix, but I'm just like,
it's like a lot of Love is.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Blind season ten?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Is that what you meant?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
It's it's so much Love is Blind season ten?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
First, well, it's set in Ohio this this season because
normally it's a city, right, Normally it's like Atlanta or Dallas.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
This time they just went Ohio.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
And it just confirms my ultimate theory, which has always
been Ohio sucks. It's way worse than Florida and the
people that they picked on this season. One of the
worst reality TV contestants I've ever seen in my entire
life is on this season, and he's just a bad
human being from Ohio.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
And I'm like, yeah, totally adds up. It makes sense.
So me and my wife watch a lot of that.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You know, this is when like I always will tell
Mary a Monarch's back. Monarch is back on Apple TV.
Oh I didn't know that, Oh, dude.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Across the first two episodes.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I'm in, Oh, I gotta watch that.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Okay, Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
No, that's okay. No, Like I always tell Mary All,
I'm like, I gotta watch stuff that is like current
because I want to be able to talk about current things.
But then she doesn't go by that role. She just
goes by and so she started watching something that is old.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
But it actually is really good.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Suburb Suburbatory, Suburbant I think it's called Suburbatory and it's
got a lot of like famous people that are in it.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
It's it's a show.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
And it's about the twenty eleven Suburgatory Suburgatory.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, never heard of it, And we've been and
we've been watching that and it's really really good.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
But I don't bring it up because it's from twenty eleven.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's the premise of the show.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
It's it's this guy, this guy and his daughter moved
from New York City to this to uh, the suburbs,
and it's got a lot of famous people that are
in it, and it's funny as hell. I don't know
why I never had heard of it before. It's got
like four seasons, I think, and dude.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I'm gonna tell you right now. I have never heard
of this show, never, never knew it existed. And this
is what I'm saying. In the climate that we live in,
there's so much content out there, there's so many shows
out there. Ryan and I there was a show, Ryan,
remember that show that was about the dysfunctional kid and
then he ends up being a road kind of road
show with he finds a girl. But this is a
(24:27):
guy that would beat up people. I can't remember the guy.
It was a one word name for the one word
I think. I think the show might have been British.
What I'm saying is there's tons of shows like this.
There's tons of content out there. Yeah, so the show's
out in twenty eleven. You're the two guys you work with.
Never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah, located. But you know what it is, it's
just silly and there's there there's no politics in it,
there's no murdering in it. There's it's just it's just
a silly little you know.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Sneaky Pete No, I remember Sneaky Pete.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Was he in the like Australia.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Maybe and he would like he would he was beaten
like he ended up being the enforcer for the girl.
He would like got in trouble for beating up stuff.
He was always punching stuff, and then it ends up
being kind of like a road show with him and
the girl. It was a one day like when I
mentioned it on the air, the only person that was
watching it was you. And then they never did a
season two.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Ye was a guy like I started with a guy
buried in the Is that the one I'm thinking of?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Hey, in Monarch, it's full of right.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
They're it's bringing everybody. There's a whole other new monster.
Oh good, Yeah, it's awesome. I'm down with that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, I got that. And then Marshall starts started last night.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I know you guys don't like any of the anything
in the Yellowstone world, but it's one of the.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
That's when of the kid becomes a US Marshall.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Right, Yeah, the character, one of the characters from Yellowstone
has his own show, but it's but it's on CBS,
which makes me wonder if it's water.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Down CBS streaming or CBS TV, TB TV.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, that's paramount, but that means there can't be any
because Yellowstone had cursing and stuff, and they show boobs
every once in a while. So if it's on CBS,
they're not going to show any of that. Nope, it'll
be more.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well that might have a little bit of strong is
it after ten o'clock?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They might have some strongest language, but they're not going
to show any TNA like they did on Yellowstone.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, the first episode was last night, so I was
gonna try to check that out today. Are right, I
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what do you guys know about I know there used
(27:27):
to be a place in town where they believed in
salt therapy, where where like you'd go in a room
and sit there and breathe it and for some reason,
breathe it in salt supposed to be good for you.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, there's still there's a place on like in the
Mills fifty that still does that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
What's it called?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's okay, you don't look at it, but so okay,
So there is a theory that's not proven theory, right.
It's one of those holistic things where it's like, you know, oh, yeah,
if you breathe in salt, it's good for you. The
reason I bring it up is as this is something
that's online that a lot of people are starting to
do I mean, I say a lot of people. I
don't have a lot of people starting to do it.
That's what it claims. Uh, it's it's a trend where
(28:11):
and and I just saw a video of a mom
that basically has a playroom, and the playroom for the
kids are all set up where instead of being a big,
big sandbox, it's just a big room of salt, and
the kids play in the salt. They don't eat the salt,
but but by playing in the salt, I guess it's
supposed to get through their pores and it's supposed to
(28:33):
be breathing in. It's supposed to be good for their
immune system to uh, to play. It's called salting your kids,
and it's a it's a new thing that.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Allegedly my mom would consider me salty.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Salting your children. Uh so my question, what is it
supposed to do. It's good for your immune system, like salted.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So there's limited uh information or studies on it. But
in general the scientific evidence remains limited. But in and
they think it's considered safe for most people. Salt therapy
is uh halo therapy. Halo therapy is considered safe, drug free,
and relaxing alternative treatment that may help relieve respiratory issues asthma, bronchitis, allergies, COPD,
(29:15):
and skin conditions exima and sosias by reducing information inflammation,
breaking down mucus, and killing micro organisms.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, they're showing this mother and she's basically turned this
whole room into so it's like they're playing in sand,
but instead they're playing in salt. It sort of looks
like snow. I don't know, uh, sort of weird but
maybe good. I don't know, good luck.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I don't know this.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
This is one of those things that like hippie friends
of mine have suggested and they seemed exactly the same.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, that's the place. It's called the salt actually called
the salt room.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
So it dries up your lung, Well that's good, your love.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Why would you what you want to know?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Like the mucus and stuff like Like again, it's it's
what they're saying. The recommend Like the session is usually
thirty minutes long, so you're not there, you know, hours
on end and uh again when you're doing a salt
therapy kind of thing. I don't know what it's like
to make a full sand box of salt and let
your kids in it.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I mean, this lady has it's the entire room is
just got salt on it. Now it looks kind of
pretty because it looks like you know, it looks like
a sandbox, but with whiter sand. You know, it's all salt.
But this, okay, would salt attract bugs at all?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I guess not.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, no, kill him, it'd kill him.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
And this is again I'm with this guy. This is
like goes to like a old school urban wives tell
and everything. But I remember had being this doing this
when I would be in Puerto Rico and he was
mentioning it. So when you get sick in Puerto Rico,
sometimes what they do, or if you live on the beach,
they urge you or encourage you. The older old folks
there would take you to the beach or get you
(31:00):
out to the beats, get you in the ocean and
get the salt, get the salt water in you and everything,
and the ocean air helping you clear up the mucus
and everything.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay, you're right about that. My mom used to say that, yeah,
you go in the salt water, it's good for you.
So maybe I do remember that maybe there is something
to it.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I don't know. This seems like one of those things
that rich people do.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, they look fairly wealthy. Like they even have like
a little boat in the middle of the of the salt.
I don't know what you call salt beat or whatever.
This whole room is full of salt that all these
little things for the kids to play with. And there
are kids playing salt all the time.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Well, good for them, supposed to be good for him.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
We've got a lot of people that have had positive
experiences and then how they incorporate different kind of salt
treatments into their daily lives.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Well, listen, listen. There might be things we don't know,
that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Nothing we don't know, Rush.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I mean, it seems weird when you look at.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Damn thing we don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
There's a spot in Melbourne called the Halo Salt Cave
that's incredibly popular that a lot of people are going
to four star reviews on that place. Like I said,
there's a couple of places in here in Orlando and
salt crazy And for me, this is this is all
I need to hear, is Melinda. She uses it and
puts a little bit of salt in hurrying humidifier, especially
during aalogy time.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Salty asda.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
There it is, he found it.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, that's the lady and she's got her whole the
whole room is full of salt.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Oh my good, there's a rich person's nonsense right here.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
How did she get that much salt?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
You buy it? Russ?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
What do you? I mean?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I know?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
But like, do you where do you going to order? Listen,
I need a room full of salt.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
You go to Costco.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Yeah, you can buy a big old bag, like five
twenty five pound bags of salt for sure.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Being crazy, it's like that hard to get salt.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Oh sorry, Dylan. Dylan's busy in his salt room right now.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You're there in the salt swings and there's a little
boat you know.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Ah, it's playing the drums.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
D's gonna grow to be awful.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
What is that.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Like?
Speaker 5 (32:54):
He's got his own little salt room where he plays
the hand pan.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Come on, man, he was playing a handpan in the salt.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
And he's in a hammock with his mom in the
salt room.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
She's blowing the salt back into the salt room.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
That gives her something to do.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Look, I want a scarface room like this, tell you that.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
How about this rush? You ever gargle salt if you
had a sore throat?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Hey, well maybe she's smarter than all of us.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You know what, he looks like a genius.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Kids, go play in your salt room.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
It's ridiculous. What a mess? What an unnecessary mess?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What do you think she does for a living?
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Her husband, we're watching it, We're watching what she does wrong.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah, she's she's so bushy. This is bored rich ladies. Nonsense.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
She's she's read something in an article and Oprah magazine.
The next thing you know, she's telling her husband, who's
just trying to work his damn job being a partner
at the law firm, to make a salt.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Room in their house.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I hain't a salt room for our little boy. Yeah,
his immune system is right.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
You're an insane person, ma'am. Get out here. But she
does have a ryoby blower rush. But you like that.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I do like that. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Salt rooms. That's why kids soft today.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Do any of the holistic things, like, do any of
them really work? Like?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
No, there's no science that backs this stuff up. I
always feel bad.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Like when I hear about like Steve Jobs, You're like, oh, man,
he's the richest person in the world.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Steve Johns he died of cancer. That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
No, Steve Jobs died of an entirely curable form of
cancer because he tried to go to the holistic route.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
James Vanderbeek same thing.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
The reason James Vanderbeek needs money from the people is
because the insurance when it covers holistic thing for his
very curable callon cancer. Yeah, holistic stuff is not only
a scam.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
A lot of times it's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
To There was a holistic cancer place that someone when
my sister was sick, you know, that someone gave to
me and like, oh, if you go to this place,
it's like ten thousand dollars a day. But they claim
the girl they can cure her of cancer. And boy,
you know, obviously we didn't do it. But and obviously
I would have to say it's obviously a scam. But
there are people that are at their wits end, they
(34:56):
don't know what else to do, and they'll pay the
ten thousand dollars a day. It was somewhere in Mexico,
you go to uh and uh there were some doctor
who said, oh, yeah, after four or five days, we
can carry the cancer, which you know, we know is
not true.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Uh, it's just taking advantage of it.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
It is taking advantage of people, and those people should
all be locked up. Look, if there's any kind of
scientific research and back and back up to your holistic thing,
then I'm all for it.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Okay, I really am. But a lot of these.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
People, it's been a lot of that stuff has been
fully debunked, but they're allowed to operate in this gray
area because technically they're not saying it's medicine.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
And I've seen so many families have their lives ruined
because of this kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
So yeah, stupid white ladies that build salt rooms can
kiss my ass.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well, she just built a salt room for her kids.
It's not the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Is Imagine go to your friend's house like, hey, yay,
ride you will come over and play, and like, yeah,
I'll come over, cool, come on, hey, come check out
my salt room.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
And then I'm like, we're not friends anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Jeremy, Sorry, Bud, you'll take a shit.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
You would jump in there and play.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
You gotta take your shoes. It's like playing in the sand.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
It's basically a glorified sandbox inside the house.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, it's a big sandbox.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Is not good for you, salty high drades you. Salt
is not like copious amount of the salt. It's not
a good thing.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Literally said right here. Generally considered safe. Yeah, there's no,
there's no, there's nothing that's good. Ill that's gonna happen
to this kid unless he starts eating it.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah, and what do kids do.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
They put stuff in their mouth all the time, and
it's dirty. It's dirty salt, dirty salt.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
I don't want it. I just don't think it's necessary.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
And that I could have going into like into high
school and his girlfriend's gonna get sick and he's like,
you should come into my shault and lay down. Ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I just don't like silly things.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And uh, if you don't like silly, I love silly
things that don't have to do with anybody's health and
could like hurt.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
A fish mask that burns.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Your ice, right, and you know what I did, put
salt in my faces to make it feel better. But
this look, if you look at this lady's TikTok. It's
all salt. These people do this.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
This what Dyson crazy salt. They picked one thing and
they're like, this cures everything. I'm a salt lady, and
you got cancer salt. Hey, you got salt.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Saying that.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Of course she is.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
She's got a bunch of photos.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Salt.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, but I don't think she's claiming that it's a cure.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
All they always do.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I bet it's for the immune system and her her
kids are gonna be healthier because they she salted her kids.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah, take a salt cleanse.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
That is a douche, and you, ma'am, are a douche.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
She might be sweet, maybe she's No, she's salty. Literally
can't good point cholesterol.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
It's got to be through the roof.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh yeah, I would be all swollen up. Man, Yes,
makes me swell. I don't need none of that. We
take a break, we'll come back. Ryan's gonna bring you
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