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Angel Rivera and now it's time for the King of
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It's time from the King shape indeed.
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It's a cold one out there, and Uh my day
started with chasing around my dog. Who's the fun way
to begin your day? Wakes up. I think I'm gonna
start my day every day that way. I'm just gonna
set my dog loose, I give her some cocaine and
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just just try and catch her, and that's that'll be
my morning routine. She's such a good dog too.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I've been working with Darryl Payton to like to trainer.
So we go, we go take her out there to
Darryl's place Perfection dog training every Saturday, and she does
so good. So when she doesn't listen, it's so frustrating.
But it's full animal mode though.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
She got frisky cold weather. Yeah, the same thing happened
to my dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, she goes full animal and I can't do anything
about it. She's a good girl. And my wife and
I gotta I gotta nice to my dog. And my
dog watches the show every day I come home, my
wife plays our YouTube channel for the dog where she
goes to work. So for about two hours, the dog's
watching the show. Really, I think it's so funny. She
sends me videos of the dog actually watching it. So
this segment's just this part of the segment is just
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for my dog. You're a good girl, girl, Little Cody.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh, isn't it funny when they watched it? Watch it
my smaller one. The younger one does the same thing,
watches intently. If an animal comes on and she barks
at it.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I made the mistake of putting on a YouTube channel
called dog TV. But my TV is low to the ground,
so like and it's it's it's it's a YouTube video
where it's just squirrels eating off of squirrel feeder and
birds and it's just ecstatic shot of that. And first
time I put it all the dogs watching, I'm like, oh,
I just watching the squirrels, okay, But the dog's gotten
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braver over the last couple of days. Can't let her
watch it anymore because she like jumped at the TV
and I was like, oh, no more dog TV for you, puppy. Yeah, dogs, Yeah,
So you gotta watch monsters okay, and support our sponsors
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the iHeart Puppy app Uh. I'm gonna admit this. I
think everybody knows this. I am a famous hater. I'm
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a hater.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I like being a hater.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm okay with being a hater. My wife is also
a hater. Okay. We love to sit around and talk ass, okay.
And so when I see a list that comes out,
uh it says twenty five celebrities that no one hates,
I'm going to hard disagree with this entire list.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
It's like I dare I dare you because I was
like some of them, I found it kind of hard
to find things. But some of them, I'm like no,
I can hate you so easily. At number twenty is Hosier. Hosier. Okay,
I hate you because no one knows how to say
your stupid band name is it? Is it Hosier? By
the way, my wife went to this dude's concert. It's
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like a cult, bro. I didn't know this about this guy.
All the women wear white, like flowy dresses and like
they all know to do that. So it's like he's
having this cult meeting of this like sexy Irish guy,
and I'm like, he could bang everybody in the amway
right now. See, we don't know how to sell your name. Hater,
You're done.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
He believe me, he's hosy a lot of women.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
At number nineteen, McCaulay Culkin. They say he's not a
hater able celebrity. I don't know. You went away for
a while, McCauley, and you hurt my heart and he
came back as a weirdo but like your brother better. Okay,
you were just teasing Michael Jackson and then you went away, hayten.
At number eighteen, Mark Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo looks like my brother,
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so he bothers me. Yeah, I like him, but he
looks like my brother Jesse. So whenever I watched Mark Ruffalo,
I think my brother Jesse's up in the screen, and
that bothers me.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
He hate a series on HBO Task and it was
I mean, it's really, really, really good. But I know
that neither one of you two are.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Going to dig it.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
So your name sounds like Mexican chips. No Ruffalo. Lenny
Kravitz at number seventeen.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Everybody likes Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Lenny Kravitz scarred me as a child.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
I want to see here this one because I got
a whole different level I hate for him.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Well, I got a couple of different reasons. I can
go on and on. First of all, one he had
a CD that he released one time, and then you've
opened up the CD. In the CD booklet, there's a
picture of him with braided pubes, and I can't. Every
time I see Lenny Kravitz, I think about his braided
pubes and I don't like that. I find it also
impressive that he can get them that long. I mean,
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I can grow a beard pretty fast, but those the
downstairs beard stays the same. I'd never have to hear it.
So that bothers me huge. But now I've pictured that
in my mind and I wish it didn't. But Lenny
Kravitz also famously one time had a wardrobe malfunction where
he's wearing leather paints and they ripped and then his
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big old Lenny Kravitz pops out and that were like
it like floated around the Internet. I remember just opening
up Facebook one time, I'm saying, I hate I can
find reasons to hate people.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Those are garbage reasons. Was angels reason?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
What do you hate?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Promised us a funk album, like in the spirit of Parliament,
in the spirit of Funkadelic. Oh, I'm in the lab.
I'm creating a funk album. One never happened. Two he
hasn't had a I need him to. I need him
to give back with the old guys from the band
and let's get back to Sam to cut his hair.
He's like gotten softer, you know, even soft land Craft
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is still big.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
By the way, even though I'm gray up here, I'm
still red around. When I get a direction, it looks
like it looks like Kat blowing up a party. Balloon
waited six years.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
At number seventeen. At number sixteen, rather celebrities. You can't
hate Steve Irwin.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You can't hate see where he's hell.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I can't die from a crocodile. If you're gonna die,
you're the crocodile. Hunter died from the crocodile. You died
from a sting rate. You were a great dude, But
I gotta say, a terrible way to go out.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, No, he knew nothing about the sting ray. That
makes total sense.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Don't go around him.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
He knew everything about crocodiles. He knew nothing about the
sting raw.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Don't like you got him? Don't like it, and also
don't like that you got a hot sun all right?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Like me, that's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You ever see his son on Instagram doing like underwear shots?
Savannah showed me one time.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I think you say he's a handsome guy, but I
don't think you should call him out hot, full on
a he's a.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Full on adult male models adult.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Them.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
One day she goes, hey, look at Steve Irwin's adun't
shun in his underwear shots? And I was like, well,
thanks for that, So Peter, I can hate people like
for whatever reason I want. I'm a hater. That's what
I do. Good at Number fifteen Pedro Pascal out. People
love Pedro Pascal.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It seems like a nice guy. No, he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
He is a secret creeper in my mind. I don't
know why. And I didn't enjoy Fantastic four. I feel
like he'd stolen from John Krazinski. Hater. Number fourteen, Mark Hamill.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You mean like that's a that's a sky skywalker.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Hard to hate Mark Hamill. Hard to hate Mark Hamill.
Gonna try to find a reason, don't have one. It
seems nice enough, all right, Mark Hamill. You made the list.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
One guy made the list of our yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
One that he's a nice one. Who is Noah Wild?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Don't know him?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
He was.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
He's on that other eer series of the emergency Room
series that's really popular right now.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Okay, hate him that So you hate him because you
don't know him. I hate him because that show is
stressful to watch. Got watched him one time and if
you have Hu says, if you have a hypochondriac, you
should watch medical documentary or medical shows like that. Done.
Number twelve. John bon Jovie is not a hated celebrity.
Hard to disagree with that one, hard.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Disagree interview that he seemed like a whiner.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
He is a whiny, short, little douche. I don't. I
don't enjoy him.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's the first one I agree with you on.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Okay. Good number eleven unhatable celebrity Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I love Tom Hanks. He seems wonderful.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm gonna tell you why I hate Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You can't hate I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
He has a son who thinks he's a rapper. His
name is Chat Hayes, and he's an insufferable douche. That
means your bad parent, Tom Hanks.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Tom's got a bunch of other kids that did very,
very well just because Chet decided to go off the reservation.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It's not the parents fault.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
So fine. He doesn't just like rapp. He also thinks
he's Jamaican. He speaks with a Jamaican accent and feels
like you can say the N word. So no bad
Tom Hanks. Bad parent Number ten hard one Willie Nelson.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
How can you hate Willie Nelson?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I can't. I'm gonna agree with this one. I think
Willy's a good person, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I'm put a checked by Tom Hanks. Yes, Willie Nelson yes.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Number nine, Dick Van Dyke has to slur in his name. Sorry, buddy,
could have changed your name. You could have been Dick
van Johnson, but you you chose to go with the slur.
You're a bad person.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Johnson van Johnson Johnson. Actually he was Dick vanded idiot
a k in front of the last part. I don't yeah,
shits something.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Number eight Brendan Fraser, Okay, he stole a job from
a fat person, the whale, like he had to put
on prosthetics for that. You do a Christian bale, you
gain the weight or you don't do it at all.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
He does. He does look like he's gonna cry anytime
they talk to him in any interview.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
He looks like on the verge of tears.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
And in a way that like he's about to cry.
Where I don't want to help him, you know, like
a lot of people cry. I want to like pack
their bag like it's gonna be okay. When Brendan Fraser cries,
I'm like, stop it, pussy, yeah yeah yeah. Number seven,
Bob Ross, I.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Agree with you on that one. Okay, Bob Ross, Okay,
I don't know much about him.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's the painter now.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I just know him for you know, and and smighty
little happy little trees.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Unbeknown to most people his uh what's the cemetery? His
funeral stone is in BETHELO really?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh yeah, you can visit Bob Ross's uhl.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Life was rough. I don't know. I mean a lot
of circumstances, a lot of happy trees, and below he
did something wrong. I think.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Okay, this is where the list gets controversial for me.
If you put this this guy is high and not hated.
Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford a cudgeon old man.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
But we like curmudgeon old man, we don't, right, Yeah,
God's sake, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Is a curmudgeon.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
What thank you?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I was gonna be very mean there. I decided death
not a curbudget. He's just he's just never never happened celebrity. Uh,
I don't know. That was awesome?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Angela Bassett? Who's Angela Bassett?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
She played Tina Turner. She always looked like she's mean.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
She talking about she was in the Black Panther.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, in her day she was smoked.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, that's that's what your insecurities Russ coming to the surface.
What every time you see her? She thinks she's mean.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
She looks mean.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
She does she's beautiful. Smile, that's she's got one of
the biggest Hollywood smiles.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
She does have resting basket face. I do know what
you're talking about now, Okay. Number three, I don't know
enough about her to hate her. Diane Keaton, Great Diane Keaton.
She just died.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
She just passed away. Yeah, everybody seemed to like her.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
She covered her neck a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Well, a vampire, so that doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
She got older, she you know that thing that old
women do. Ye get that. Other than that, she seemed
like a sweet lady.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay. Number two, Paul Rudd.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
He seems like a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I feel like Paul Rudd. I've had in the way.
I've had too much The Rock and too much Kevin Hart.
I'm running out. I'm running out. I don't need any more.
Paul Rud. He pops up and stuff all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
How much have you had? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Man, And he was in I just recently watched The
Only Murders in the Building. He pops up in that.
He pops up.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
That's a guest on starring role.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
It's not his thing.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I don't want to see him.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I'm done with the other guys that book him, not him.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Number one person that nobody hates is mister Rogers.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's a sweet man.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It's a sweet man who was a sniper in Vietnam.
So no, he was not actually a sniper in Vietnam.
I don't have a I don't have a problem with
mister Rogers, but I do have a problem with the
mister Rogers show, which I was so confused as a child.
Why he would wear different clothes when he got home.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, you have to get home.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
You put on your sweater, you take your shoes off,
put on your house slippers.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
No, when I come home, I take off all of
my clothes and put on basketball shorts and walk around shirtless.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well that would have been odd and awkward for the children.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
That would make a better show. He just takes Now
he gets real comfortable.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Here, let me introduce to my buddy Epstein.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah no, mister Rogers. Okay, So out of this list,
there's only three not hateable people. It would be mister Rogers. Uh,
maybe Bob Ross I'll give you, and then uh, who
is the third? Jeff?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Hell here with Jeff, where are you gonna be this?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Right now. Today, Casey how will be a cherry Pocket
in Lake Wales from four to eight Fridays. It's Star
the Corner. Yeah, it's wonderful. It's a really great place.
And you can pull your boat up there too, Yes,
great place. Friday, the Jeff Howel Trio will be played
at the Big Belly Barbecue Bash and Davenport at the
Tom Fellers Community Center starting at five o'clock. Sunday, Casey
will be at Tibby's New Orlean's Kitchen and Winter part
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from eleven to two, and also Sunday, I will be
playing right after Sunday morning, coming down at the Lucky
Lower Downtown from one thirty to four thirty. And today,
if you want to, I'll do an acoustic set at
the American Legion Post fifty five in Claremont celebrating our veterans.
So thank you for you, SARV.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Do you consider yourself an efficient person?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
No, you do not not at all. Angel.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Do you think you're an efficient person? No, that's not
my strongest Like productive? How about you, Ryan Holm?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Well, he works his ass off. I don't know if
he's he's accomplishing anything, but he.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Works his ass off and worked hard, not smart.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
But the question was efficient efficient. Yeah, I might not
be there.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
So these are things that efficient people never do. So
if you're efficient, you never do this. And I think
I'm fairly efficient with the you know, we're pretty efficient.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I think. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But like, the very first thing it says is that
they start.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
So they never do this. They never start their day
off by checking their phone. That's the first thing I do. Like, yeah, yeah,
The first thing I do when I wake up is
I check my phone to see if I have any messages,
to see if there's news that happened overnight.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
There's three at the more job related, that's job related.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
And I use my phone to watch TMZ, you know,
into the bathroom. So like that, the first thing I
do is check my phone. Do you check your phone
first thing in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Ryan, No, not generally, not until I get here.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Oh, then you could be efficient. How about you? Do
you check your phone right away?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Angel? No, you do not, and I know you don't. Jeff, Yeah, no, no, No,
I don't even turn it on to leave the house.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I'm the only one that does that. Okay, See treat
their calendar like a suggestion box. Do you pay attention
even to your calendar. Yeah, I do pay attention to
my calendar. Yeah, I have to because I'm sure on
a horrorize.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Okay, yeah I do.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I do.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I you pay attention to your calendar.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, that's the main thing I use Siri for of
setting things in the calendar because if it's not if
it does doesn't pop up, I will forget about it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Angel.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Are you good with your calendar? Oh? Yeah you are? Okay,
so ill looking at my calendar right here? Huh, I'm
getting my pubes trimmed tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
All of us.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Then.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Uh, then that don't treat our calendar, so that would
that one would not be accurate. Let's see here, Uh, okay,
respond to every notification now, you know, guys, it says
efficient people don't do that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I do that, like I respond to am I reading
this right?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
It says here, okay, this is a list of These
are the things that most efficient people never do. Respond
to every notification. I would think efficient people do respond
to every notication, every thing like.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Keeping your contacts. You know, notification they mean like message
your on Facebook, or if I.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Get an email from Jack, or if I get something
from my wife, or if I get a text or whatever,
I respond like immediate.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
When it takes you out from whatever you're doing in
the moment, right you could it? Could? It mean? That
is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, I guess maybe maybe that's why they're saying you're
not efficient, because you're responding.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
You're beings a holding to this other thing. Meanwhile, it's
taking your attention.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Away if you're you're a detail oriented guy, right, And
so I just he got me so good.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
He just sent me a message to see if i'd
answer it. And I do as soon as I get
a notification. And and for so, for example, the perfect
Jeff telling that bad joke. Yeah no, in this environment,
I know I'm guilty of it from time to time
as well. It's something that like if we're in this
ensemble kind of thing, it does take it takes you
out of it, and then it takes me out of
it talking to you because I was like, oh, he's
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not paying attention.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Right, respond to my notification? Aith I did not.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Because you set a picture of a gay fish or something,
it says you're gay.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
A bit. Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Okay, So efficient people don't confuse being busy with being productive.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, I would agree with that one. Okay, Yeah, it's
I have to be busy just to be mildly productive, right, Yeah,
I just don't get stuff done. Okay, so people see people.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
There, Jeff, is that that stopped moving and die stage.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Most efficient people never do this, and that is wait
until they feel motivated before they start anything.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah. I don't do that, like I started, whether I'm
motivated or not. No, I need motivation. You need the motivation.
Like a big pair of ninnies, say yes to everything.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Because they're terrified of disappointing people.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I got over that some time ago.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, I have been disappointing people for what No.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I can say no now, But when I was younger,
I wouldn't say no to anything. You know, I would
say yes to every single especially around here at the
radio station. When you're when you're starting at the radio station,
you got to say yes to everything in order to
get to the point where you can be an a
hole like I am now. And you pray for this, Yeah,
you know you work for this.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I've worked for this.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You want to get to the point where you can
say no and it's it doesn't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
How about you Ryan. Do you say yes?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Do you say yes to anything just because you're afraid
you're going to disappoint somebody?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yes, yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You used to be bad at that.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You've gotten better because I know somebody says you to
do stuff for him all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
You give him mouths of cookie. He's gonna want you
to edit fifty four videos for him.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
What.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, you used to say yes to every night.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
So you've gotten better. Yeah, I've seen growth in you.
So that experience helped you learn to say no to
the people taking advantage of it. Scard you h yes, Uh,
let's see.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh do you.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Multitask like trying to like you're trying to prove something?
Like it says here, that's see. Efficient people never do this.
Efficient people don't multitask like they're trying to prove something.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
I got my ass handed to me thinking that idea,
that concept of multitasking like that, like it's a positive trait,
and I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Why is it not?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Because you're it's one of those mentalities. You're trying to
do all these things, Yeah, and you're doing them at
a lesser percentage whereas if you scheduled yourself and scheduled
your time accordingly, you could focus on all these things
and give them your one hundred percent and it would
be overall better.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Oh that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you sell you.
Some people are geared for multitasking. I am not. I'm
the total opposite. Give me one project, show me in
a corner. I'll do the project and don't talk to me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, I don't think I try to multitask. I think
I think I have to do one thing at a
time because because I if I don't, it'll get screwed up.
So which makes me like, what's that called single minded
or vision? Yeah, but but you're also.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
You're so organized that you know how to put single
tasking in order to get things done. Like you're very
efficient at that, and things confuses me.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Skips breaks because powering through proves that your hardcore. Skips
breaks because powering through makes you so efficient. People don't
do that. Skips breaks because powering through it proves that
you're heard efficient.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
People don't skip break.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, efficient people don't skip breaks to try to prove
that they're hardcore.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Be far more efficient, and they would skip the breaks, right, well.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
I'm again guessing.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
The idea being is that if your body, or your
mind or everything is asking you for a break and you're.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Like, no, that's weak.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Oh yeah, what should reset? Yeah, then you're gonna not
finish one hundred percent. Whereas take a moment, walk around
the building, get outside, take a deep breath, come back
and finish on that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Saying on that, saying yes thing and not wanting to
disappoint people. Yeah, I never say yes to sex because
I'm afraid of disappointing so lovely a moment period.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
What hell was that you missed?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
You missed it them?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Uh you give me a heads up, man, I don't
know the reference. I'm like, oh, hell, he's losing it.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Efficient people surround themselves. Efficient people don't do this. Efficient
people don't surround themselves with people who think ambition is
a personal flaw. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah you you
you you surround yourself with people who were ambitions as well.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Uh. And wait for protection, wait, wait for the perfect
condition before they take action. So efficient people don't wait
for the perfect conditions to take action. Okay, gotcha, Yeah
that all makes sense. Yeah, all that makes sense. To you, Ryan,
do you feel more efficient now?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I feel like you read a list of things that
I do, but they were the bad ones, so I
don't like it. So all that stuff is sounds like
you read a list of people with ad D. This
is great. Uh, But the one for me is the
multitasking one. Like I won't start one project. I start
like seven at the same time. You do do that,
and luck luck, it'll be luck if one of them
(24:31):
gets done. It's always been a bit of a problem
for me.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, I don't multitask. Well, I don't try to multitask
because I think I've convinced myself. Rush you you have
to throw all of your whatever brain power you have.
You have to throw it all into this thing for
it to work. If you try to do three there,
none of them are gonna work.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, but you you multitask all the time. I mean
during the show, you're you're a multitask yeah, Ryan, you're.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
But if I'm doing like project, like like stuff, but
project they always it always like it's like.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I have like Angel, same way, I.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Like literally two hundred unfinished songs done. Because what I
do is I sit there, I'll load up like the whatever,
doll musing, yeah, And I'll start doing something and I'm like, oh, wait,
how do I do this? And then I go down
to like a YouTube route, I start learning something like
well what about this thing? And then I'm like, oh,
I can apply this to video. Is like it becomes
this nightmare for me. I don't know how to fix it.
I'm just not gonna make it this far.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I can only do one thing at a time.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I know that, No, Angel, you multitask all the time
because I could see you doing it.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah, but that's that's the nature of this moment here,
right for these five hours, right, I try not to
do that outside of this because I know I'm kind
of similar in the way that yeah, because I could
get distracted super easier or find something or find something
that I find more enjoyable, you know what I'm saying.
And so instead of handling the heavy load right then
and there and fend the goofall thing to do, you know, yeah,
(25:53):
grand theft at mansions.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Well that's why, like my wife is always like, she's
always like, well, I wish you were more handy, and
I'm like, if I was, if I tried to handyman
this house, yes, I've seen how this would work. It
would be a bunch of half done things that kind
of work if you leave them alone. Yeah, yeah, don't
touch them. I'm very much like, don't touch it a
certain way kind of person. She can't live like that.
So I'm like, that's why we spend money for the
(26:15):
people to come in and do it, because they don't
get done.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Hey, while we're talking about it, we both love our wives, Right,
let's start with that. Yeah, does does your wife ever
buy stuff on Amazon that you got to put together?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Like like my entire house, every piece of furnitu from
my house I have assembled.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
It's like, why did you buy the one where it
has to be put together in a little It comes
in a box like this, it's going to be.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
They don't even put words on it anymore. They just
have fingers.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And I hate putting that stuff together. I don't know why,
because I guess I feel like I should be doing
something else.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I told my wife we're not buying any more any
anything else that I have to assemble. I've literally some
twenty five different things. I get mad at. I threw
it all in the pool one time, so mad uh,
And then like I hate because we buy the stuff cheap,
so it always has to sticker on it. Well, this
this wood is technically illegal in California because it causes cancers,
and it's like, okay, let's stop doing that.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
So how it magically doesn't cause cancer.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
In Florida, Florida, it's different. Sun.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
So if Mary Owen's at home right now putting a
table together, should I have said, no, honey, I'll get it.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
No.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Let her learn.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
That's what I learn.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
That's how they learn. They do it themselves. And then
one day you come home and you have ninety thousand
Allen wrenches. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
This seems like it's trial by fire.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, all right, listen, we're gonna take a break. When
we come back, we are going to play your hot
takes and your messages.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You can always leave those with us.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
When you listen on the iHeartRadio app, you'll see a microphone.
That's your invitation to leave us a message and we'll
play those when we come back. You're listening to the
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Speaker 3 (27:47):
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Speaker 2 (28:25):
Well, I just got a text about these. The table
is almost all put together, and she said, well, what
will you do when I finally grow a penis?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Knowing you had a lot more fun.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Men are causing women to evolve into complete independence.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh yeah, I don't need you now. I'm like god, damn, Well,
at least I did not put that table together. Okay
with me.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
If you put the table together, grow all the penis
you want, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't have to mess with that.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I hate those tables you gotta put together in a
little box. Yeah, guys, nuts, I don't mind a girl
with a penis as long as it's detachable. Do we
have any hot takes?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Right? I mean, that's the hottest take I could have
made of all of them. To be honest with you,
it's a lot of you guys are willing to compromise.
I'll tell you that bother me.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You got a lot of rules, Jeff Blood, No Blood, I.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Would keep do a callbacks to the thing that didn't
even happen on air.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
If you want to be a part of the show,
you can go to the Heart Radio app and used
to talk back function. Set us as the number one
pre shed on the iHeartRadio app and you hear stuff
on the Monster's after this little song, it's time for that.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, lots of hot takes coming in.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You're about to say. If you want to be a
part of the show, Angel, you got to come in
this room during the break.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Can we get like Angel, like a drives through the
through style window where we can open up the window.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
And like a button we could turn on and and
that way he can hear what's happening here and he
can hear Amber talk for the entire time.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, we need a permanent talkback butt until you can
hear us. You're missing a lot, Angel, If you're missing
a lot, I'm okay, Yeah that's a good call Angel,
Hot t egg. Good morning, gentlemen.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
My wife too is an avid Amazon furniture shopper. Put
it together once or help her out once screw one
little thing up, and you'll never have to do it again.
You just might have to hear you break everything for
the rest of your time, but you don't got to
put that junk together anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Squirrels and go. That's called weaponized incompetence, sirtain. A lot
of guys do that. A lot of guys do that.
I refuse to do that, so I'll just build it
and I'm like, see it is janky, and I didn't
do it on purpose. Live with it, hot t egg,
Good morning monsters.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Hey, this is dann uh.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I love this show.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
It's the only one that can make me picture a
sixty year old man's genital as a upside down torch.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And do you think Jeff is sixty? Yeah, you need
to put some points on that one.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
God uh, let's see hot take. I think Ryan's wife
bought him through the mail and assembled him wrong. I
love you anyways, Ryan, Okay, that was funny.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna give that guy. I bought a on Amazon.
I bought a sex robot that you had to assemble,
and I threw everything away and just kept the ninnies
in the tub.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
By the tub blood we've gone off the rails.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
At the end of the show, top of him on
the Boys from Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
You know, I damn near made it a whole year,
a whole eleven months, eleven days, and damn near ten
hours without thinking about Jeff House, pubic.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Hair, what time?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
And now you all thought on my mind is damned
a red fox laying in some white stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Damn Jeff sure, dammit Joe the red Fox a comedian.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah, uh, let's see hot take.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Ryan from New Summer in a beach. Do you guys
ever notice whenever Ryan Holmes is gonna say something like
snarky or he's got the fact check on here or cheeky,
he's always here, he gets some zees. Geez yeah, yes, uh,
give a cook off, give a cook a mouse and
(32:51):
we'll get a cookie.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
That's his delivery, sauce Brett.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Is this Brett leaving one because he's mad at you.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I don't know, man, like I don't know. I don't
think that I do that.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah you do, Yeah, you change your with It's delivery,
good delivery, nothing wrong with it. I had a little
bit of a list, just a little bit.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah you do, Okay, I did not know I did that.
I'll work on it. I don't know, sir, No, no,
lean into it more more? Oh here now, yeah, you
do do it.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Give a little bit of this.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Those hot takes a very.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Good We have a big announcement tomorrow. Will you're gonna
give you so you want to come back tomorrow for sure? Jeff,
how were you gonna be?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Uh yeah, real quick with Cherry Pocket today in Lake
Wales four to eight. Friday, Jeff Hole at the Big
Belly Barbecue Bash and Davenport. And Sunday Casey Howell Tibby's
New Orleans Kitchen in winter Park from eleven to two,
and that Sunday I'll be at the Lucky Lord Downtown
from one thirty to four to thirty. Police come see me.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
All Monster merchandise you can get at Real Radio Monsters
dot com. That's Real Radio Monsters dot com. And tickets
for Miss Monster Burless. Grab them while you can't because
it's going to sell out. December the fifth, everyone's gonna
be there. The whole Monsters crack cast will be there
and set the Abbey Downtown Orlando, which you got Angel.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
You can email me Angel and real Way to Do FM.
Hit me up by any social media platform. Its official
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Speaker 3 (34:13):
You can follow me.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Stay Dune for the news show Get Right the Monsters
at three o'clock. It's Jim Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow
for a Wednesday edition of The Monsters from Jim, Al Angel,
Mayra and Ryan.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Holmes, the leader this mess of Mary Man Russ who
on the world to right prob least.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home.