May 19, 2026 • 38 mins
TUESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness gets hit on during the cruise. His Queen drops a thirst trap? If you could freeze time would you commit a crime? What would you do? Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 3 (01:01):
What's up.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm Russ Rollins along with Angelie the Dansey Queen Angela Boom,
and now it was time for the King of Denmark
Ryan Holmes to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
And boom, boom, it's shooting the shud.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Always leaders.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
King of Denmark brought to you Bay that mortgage guy
Don from that mortgage guy Don dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
More on him later.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's good to be back from a little vacation, to
come back on what is theoretically a short work week,
and then Russ is out on Friday and then we're
out on Monday. Yeah, it's almost like I did that
on purpose to have a bunch of late days that
were there short weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I like that, love a short week.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Back from a cruise, had a good time. Uh, learned
a lot, grew as a person.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What was the best meal you had?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
We went to they have like a Brazilian steakhouse on board. Uh,
and they like come by like it's a Texas to
Brazil and they bring you like meats on a stick.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, Now that costs you extra when you.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It does cost extra.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
And the other problem with that, and this is one
shrill was our waiters name was j I. G. G. E. R.
So if you needed to call him, you had to
be very careful about how you say that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Excuse me, sir, that's all I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, like and especially week of my man.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, especially when I've been drink packaging all day long.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So I'm already slurring a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And I got like, I'm like, okay, I got a
cut right heads. But then they're like, because I'll be like,
because that's not his name. It's not it's not that
I don't like saying that one.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
How did you pronounce it?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm gonna
slip up, Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I worked in the bar industry, right, like for a
long time at kind of Baba's, we had a little
thing that it has the exact pores on it, and
that little metal thing is called a jigger, correct it is?
I've never liked that. Why can't we call it anything else?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I don't think I I when I'm drinking, I don't
even want to say anything that rhymes with that word,
you know what I mean? Like, I don't even want
to say like that is bigger so like or quicker yeah,
or slimmer.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It could could just slip out.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So this guy's like doing it the whole time, and
I was like, I just after about attempting it twice,
I landed on just sir, it's from Indonesia.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The fear of being for people thinking you're racist? Is
it fear that you're gonna slip in.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
A fancy steakhouse would accidentally say the N word? But
that's not okay, that's weird that that's a go too.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
It was like, Oh, I'm afraid that's gonna slip out.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
No, you just can't, Like, you can't, you can't. You
have to be very careful. That's a white person. You
gotta gotta be careful. That's all I'm saying. That's all
I'm saying. But other than that, the food was enjoyable.
I don't know if that's the traditional Indonesian name or not,
but that's where he was from.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
And I was just curious. It's fun, it's fun.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I had a good I had a good time, But
Christina had a less good time because no, because I had.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
This is gonna sound crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh did you get to disease?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
But I have never been hit on more in my
life than on this crew. I am not I'm not
even kidding all the time, uncomfortable, I'm married, Leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You mistakenly got on a gay cruise. That's funny. That
was so funny. I actually enjoyed that job.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
No, I forgot my wedding ring. Okay, so I didn't
have I didn't have my wedding ring.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Angel.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You're not here all the time, so you haven't heard
the many times that he's had to tell people I'm married.
I don't have a wedding. I'm a married man. Please
don't hit on me all the time. You hear the
days is so hot.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
It was a weekend where he had he had they
had taken both the dogs to the park, and he
wanted to tell he was telling us. He was having
to yell I'm married, yes, the whole time while he
was there.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah, you wereing out loud to the masses of women
flocking towards you that you had that likeone of them
saying yes, this is what I want.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
There's something about being a happy married dude that like
it attracts ladies on a very subconscious level.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That must be where you cut your hair like that.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
What I don't get it. Your haircut. I don't even
get it.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Girls won't hit on you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
He doesn't like his haircut, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Apparently doesn't like your haircut. It looks like mine. You
look like me right now. It looks like you took
the clippers to your own head.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh god, I do.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
An perfect revelation runs throwing glasses in the hat. It
looks like I'm doing as impressions, right boy.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
So so wait a minute, you.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Have to know that this is a thing.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
No, but wait, hold on.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
But if you're having to scream I'm married, then that
means that they don't know you're married.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
So then it.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Doesn't make sense that you're saying you're a happily married man.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
And this is what's making women come.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Shep thin in women that they like. There's like a
radar that y'all have in your brains that you like.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You see a.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Married guy even though you don't know that he's married,
because if I was, it's say I got divorced tomorrow, no.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
One would hit on me. Soody.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Maybe it's because they just want to friend zone you,
and you're taking that as like they gave you a
little bit of attention because they feel like you're a
safe bet, like as oh, he'll be cool to be
a friend zone and you're like.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh she notus me.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Yes, it's like a bartender who's trying to be nice
to you and you think that she's in love with.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You, or a stripper.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
You're a stripper.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, I'm not wrong about this.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Okay, like this like I wasn't like this wasn't just
like random niceties like it was. It would flip to
like hardcore flirting and hardcore flirting.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I can tell, but it always would end up like
with like it would end up like well, who who
you're here with? Because I'm off by myself myself a
lot like.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Like the girl having a drink and then pick the
cherry out and put the cherry in her mouth and
look at you and week that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Now that's soft core, and my hard core flirting is
like the lady walks up to you, how's it going
and whips the tea out.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
That's hard that's hardcore flirting. That's sexual assault.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
It is not that is like, Okay, that's hardcore.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's fine. But then my wife is getting mad at
me for it, because.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
You're putting off them fire.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You're putting.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
You don't have your wedding ring exactly, you.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Don't have your wedding ring on they see you with
a woman. But then you just said you're always away
from your wife. Why are you away from your wife
the whole cruise? Why are you not with what.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Are you doing in the casino argument in the casino,
in the casino without his wedding ring, he looks just
and his poor wife is wandering around the cruise by herself.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh, this this guy is definitely he's hot to trot.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
And then I also took some of the money from
the fourteen thousand and brought it on the cruise, and
so it looked.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Like I had like like you were balling, like yeah,
you're perpetrating the fraud.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But my web got mad and it got worse.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
So like one night is a formal night on the cruise,
and general people dress up nice. I decided to dress
up like Tune to Tim, and Tune to Tim was
big hit on this cruise.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Of course.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
So there's a thing where you go through and like
they have like a photo backdrop set up like it's
like sometimes it's like a Tustin villa.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Sometimes it's the beach or whatever, and then you can
go you can go.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Through photo and people take the photos right, it's very
cruise photo.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
A lot of ladies were grabbing tune to tim grabbing
me like I was. Now they're grabbing, grabbing me and
pulling me into their photos.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Sure, I was in like fifty photos with people.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
From or like like a group.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Of women they think you worked on No, I don't
think I work on these.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I was very clear. And then like they were like
they pulling me and they're like, we got to take
a picture you tuned man, And.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I'm like, I'm like, it's cool, but that's my wife
over there.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
And they'd be like, I'm telling you did.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Came from Love on the Spectrum.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
What are you doing on this show when they can't
make fun of me? Guys, I don't know what. I
don't listen.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
That was dry.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I'm I'm just telling you, like it was a thing.
I felt like I lived in a weird, bizarre timeline.
And then my wife was getting like super pissed at me, and.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Then so to like to get back at me, she
like posted a first trap on.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Her social media. I saw that and I was like,
why did you do that? She's like, well, you're getting
attention all day long. And I'm like, that doesn't mean
you like you have to like counteract by posting thirst tracks.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I'll be honest. I was like I was, She.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Said, I said, did you see Christina just posted a
picture and her bikini?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I never seen that before, never posted any kind of
photo like that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
See.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
That's the rule number one. That's why I don't follow
any And that was started by somebody else in my
own social media.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I didn't even know she did. I was scrolling through
Facebook and I'm like, who's this hot chicken?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
That's my wife.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
There?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't know. But here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
The thing that sucks is like, okay, like what a
fun thing, like if we were dude, because I think
a lot of dudes do this. I think this happens
to a lot of married dudes where they're like, okay,
Like I'm I'm good if anything was to happen, if
I could she divorces me off, I'll be great. But
there's something about it when you have to pull that
ring off for real and then it all goes away.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Where are you coming from You're not even wearing the
ring a wedding ring. It's not something again, you're sending
the exactly. You're setting the odds to your favorite exactly,
so you know.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
It's got a couple of dogs would do that, because
it obviously bothered him that she posted a picture on
social media herself in a bathing. You absolutely have no
leg to stand on. I do zero, no leg whatsoever.
You want to go out in public everywhere that you
want to go, and you want to go gamble the
(12:32):
money away and do this and do that and not
be with her, then you know what, you Christina, go
show it off.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Photos.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's the problem. That's what I was mad about.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Him, Like, you're friends with my friends, Like you can't
thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I bet you a dollar though, I bet you one
dollar that in her picture she's got her ring on.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, sheres it something that's disrespectful me just being a
guy on a cruise, being regular. I'm not even showing
like male cleavage or anything.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
I'm just like, you have no ring on. You're there
with your wife.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You can't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
If you're my wife, you can't be posting thirst traps.
You get back at me, that's not that's not okay.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
So you're setting rules for your wife if it's if
it's a spiteful first trap.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Yeah it was, but it was, no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
It was.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
She felt really good about herself. She was feeling very good.
She's well then there you know.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
It was for me.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's not for the international. Everyone's texting everyone, everyone's.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Texting everyone to see without your ring.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
They thought it was very tasteful and sexy. She had
the touch.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
You're looking at my wife, audience. You need to be cool,
rude as hell. That's why I don't let her accept
friend request.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
From Okay, so do you hear this.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
She's not allowed to post and he does not allow
her to accept friend requests.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You got them right from these psychos.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, I'm not letting any of these psychos add my
wife with a friend. That's ridiculous. You don't know her,
you don't get to be friends with her. I'm just
saying it was. It's just it was a weird world, wife.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
I need to see us.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And you know, don't, but don't save it, don't.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
That's yeah, he's saying it.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
That's too far, too far, And then and weird I
don't even know where that was going.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
This is you. No, No, you thought we were gonna sympathize.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
What do you think I.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Went into this that, like the topic of my King
of Denmark today, was gonna end here.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No, that's what happens.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Sometimes I get distracted, I lose the point, and then
I get mad about something else and it makes me
Then I end up here.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
That mortgage guy.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Done from that mortgage guy done dot com. Hey, we
were on a boat. Don't miss the boat. Compare your
quote with that mortgage guy done. You just check his
instagram out. It's tons of thirst traps of sweet sweet
mortgage numbers.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Can we give her app People are asking, no, we
can't get no act.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Now people have found it and they're saying nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's very tasteful and sexy, tasteful and.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Sex This guy says, nice bikini.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Anyways, that mortgage guy down, from that mortgage guy down,
she's gonna get a whole bunch of traditional mortgages.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
He locked whatever in my feet. Check him out.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I'll ever put that ring on just like that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It works out working, So it shall be segment over.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
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Speaker 2 (15:49):
Real Radio was on.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
This morning, Welcome back to the Monsters in the morning.
Real Radio one on four point one brock out the
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Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'm Russ Rowlins along with angel or Vera, Angelique, the Dens,
the Queen, and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
All here today.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Okay, So they did a random poll and they asked
this question, and it's funny where everybody's mind goes or
something different.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I think.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
So, if you're asked this question, if you could freeze time,
would you do anything illegal? What percentage of people do
you think said yes they would? Eighty six percent of
people said yes, they would do something illegal. Now, and
then then what do you think illegal thing they would
(16:34):
they would do?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
If I asked you the question if you could freeze time,
would you do something illegal?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
What would you say? Rob a bank? Rob a bank?
Isn't okay? All right? That so that you would really
rob a bank? If I could freeze time?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Huh, yeah, free the time, go and open the drawer, Okay,
and then just take the money right.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Surprisingly, that's not the number one answer that people gave.
But I see where you're going. How about you, angel
If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah? What rob a bank?
Speaker 9 (17:05):
Was?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I thought that would be the go to Okay, you
have Actually rob a bank makes more sense than the
number one answer.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
But what would you it is that what you would
do rob a bank.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
More than likely?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Okay, all right, how about.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
You, Angela?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I would be I would break into whatever has like
my debt and race it.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
How could you do that? That's a hard one.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
I mean you're just asking me if I was able
to stop and used to being illegal because the amount
of money that.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I frozen to use it.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
No, never said that the number one time is frozen girl.
For everyone else, time is frozen, so if you touch something,
it becomes unfrozen.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I mean that's the.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Same thing like if you freeze time, you walk into
a bank, will happen, but.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Your debt's not on like a piece of paper they
can pull out of a vault.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Well, the number one answer that people gave was rob
a liquor store.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Would it's not even that expensive.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I know the other people are saying things like, uh,
you know, they become a poker shark, like if you
could freeze time, and then SE's like everybody's cards And
I gotta tell you when I when I saw the question,
I'm like, well, I don't think I really I don't
know what I would do. So my answer, I think
would be no, I don't think I would do anything illegal.
(18:32):
I want to be an empty crystal somewhere.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Now.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I'm hungry for crystals. You said that I have crystals
a long time.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
If you could freeze time when you do something illegal,
eighty six percent of Americans say, you just.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Say no, you're not gonna do so time froze around you.
What you're saying is you would just be.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Like, that's weird. I'm just gonna wake this out.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I can't think of anything illegal I would want to do.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
Yeah, that's that's impossible because there's like there's no so
basically what they're saying, there's no ramifications, nothing's going to
come back on you, right, and you can't think of
one earthly thing that you would be like, okay, so
something do.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I mean, you're you're just not being truthful now, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I mean I'm trying to think of something that would I.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Mean, uh.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, he's thought of several things. Yeah, he doesn't want
to say because he does.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
We're going to be judging it wouldn't steal. I wouldn't
steal something. I wouldn't. I don't think i'd steal anything.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I don't know where you're coming.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
He probably think he's gonna bang somebody.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Smell that's nasty spelled it with me. Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I guess they got a bunch of different answers when
they did this. Some people said they would let their
dog run down on the beach without a leash on.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Tim the driver, I would do most of.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
The things that that I do in Grand Theft Auto.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Oh right, hey, when is that coming out? You said
this coming out soon?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
So yesterday? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
The pre orders apparently I haven't had confirmation, right, but
it was supposed to start going out yesterday. Oh really, Yeah,
that's what according to a best buy drop. Are you
going to get it? Why didn't do the pre order?
I'm gonna buy the I'm going to wait till they
physically drop and get the physical copy.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Okay, oh, looks like there's a delay. Of course, of
course there is.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's it's launching eighteen months behind the original date. Not
much more than that. There might be another delay. I
don't like this. I like this supposed to come out
on the nineteenth of November. I saw the pre order
button went up, though they gave me hope.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
How about this, Russ. There's people guessing for you take
a selfie with a silver back gorilla.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Be cool?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I do that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I would probably like walk around a theme park and
go in all the places I can't go. Like, I'd
be in the underground tunnels of Disney.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
It's really not that fun.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Well I've never done it.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Miss that's right here in Orlando. Hate to you know,
break it down.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
No, that's Disney World. Huh.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Yes, the ground tunnels are.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well yeah, but I haven't seen them like so would
be very interesting. They don't yump my my time freeze yum.
They're like I'd go up in the castle. I do
all kinds of stuff. I mean, I'll be hanging out.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You're boy, what was your thing again? Erase my debt?
Speaker 5 (21:43):
It's gonna break into the credit agency if they magically
froze time.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You would not know how to go and erase your debt.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Guys, is this not like fantasy world?
Speaker 9 (21:55):
Here?
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Can I not have my like?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You're not a computer hacker.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Even if you able to get to the computer, you'd
be locked down and be a whole thing. I would
just have to walk into a bank, go around the door,
open door.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
There's rules when guys have stupid scenarios. There's rules to
the scenarios. And it's got to be based in somewhat reality, right, fellas.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Exactly that is reality.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And you're saying, erase my dad. That does not fit
into our story here, It's not. It doesn't fit.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
If you're going to get a superpower, what superpower would
you want, let's start that?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, yeah, try that?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Invisibility Okay, okay for why.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Because I'd like to hear thing. I would like to
know what's going on in other room.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh god, that's a.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Great You know what people are saying.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Did you just want superhering?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Then no, No, I want to be invisible.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
I want to be in the room without you even know,
so that your life.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
So you could just take lessions from Ambernova when she's
on this show, She's cuts us up.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't go in visibility.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
It has limited uses and it's only for sneaky stuff.
I'll definitely pick flying flying, flying, and no, teleporting would.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Be way better. No, No, I hate trout.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Even if I could fly, you told me like I
can fly, Like I don't, I still would have to
like travel in real time.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Gross, But that's okay.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
But see, being invisible, then I could just sit in
first class and nobody would even know there.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Somebody would sit on you empty seat.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Guys. I'm not gonna sit on somebody.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
That would be so awkward. Like I'm sitting there in
first class. I think I got it.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I got I'm just saying invisibility has limited use.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
It's sort of the lames of all the superpowers.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Yeah, it's not. There's so many things why being invisible.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Not even a good bad guy don't even know.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Okay, you guys are just so damn basic, Like come on,
a little girl.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Girls can't play this very well.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
We can't.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
To Disney World generators here.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Are so simple.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Oh my gosh, I think outside of the box here said.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
That's how guys play. I see this, I see this.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Like super strength so you could go around and beat
everybody up. You never have to be fearfe You could
go to a gas station not even have to worry about.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
It because I'd be strong.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
I've talked to I've talked to women before in my life,
and they said they don't like getting gas because, like
they get creeped out by people at gas stations.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Were they hitting? Were they hitting on you? When they said.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
That without your your.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Wife hitting.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It happened. I'm sorry. It's not like I saw a
big foot. This thing that.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Christina, she would admit, she would confirm, Oh my god,
these women were These women were hitting on Ryan so
hard he had to tell them that he was mad
because he won't wear his ring. Yeah, what what's more important?
You don't you not feeling making it? Is it not
comfortable in your finger? Or it's being uncomfortable for your
wife that you're not wearing your r's one.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
It's not uncomfortable for her. And this particular cruise I
never got hit on.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Is it the haircut?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Then the haircut makes me look good?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Like a little rusty ray I like it.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
It goes back to the therapist.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Uh, who do you think?
Speaker 10 (25:48):
You know?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
The Kevin Hart Rose got a lot of attention for
a negative positive whatever. Some of the jokes were you know, Uh,
it was there, it was invisible. There was somebody that,
uh declined blind to be to get roasted before Kevin Hart.
Who do you think what celebrity did they ask? They
wanted to roast before Kevin Hart? But they declined it.
(26:11):
It's somebody who were like, I don't even think that'd
be a good roast.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Can you narrow it down?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
It's a white man. Now we're narrowed down an older
white man. Uh, less racist white man. Okay, I'm a musician,
white man, been on Saturday Night Live, white man Sharon,
(26:40):
more hits than a Sharon, musicians, white man more hits
than Elton John, white man. Paul Paul McCartney is the answer. Yeah,
Paul McCartney was asked to do the roast and he declined.
He's like, no, I don't even think that would be
a good roast. How many jokes are you gonna make
about Paul McCartney.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
I mean maybe you could, but no, wasn't he just on?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
He was just on s right? He was he the
host or just the music.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
He was a musical guest. Uh and he uh and uh.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You know, I've never seen him like be funny. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
He's sort of whimsical, you know, but he's not hilarious. Yeah,
in that British way, kind of cutey way. But yeah,
they said that the Paul McCartney. This is what the
roastmaster general said, Uh, Jeff Ross that his uh, his
fantasy roast would be Paul McCartney, of all people.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I don't I don't see any humor in that one.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, but he turned it down, he said, no, that
you okay. They said the company also considered Will Smith
as a potential subject.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
That's who I thought first.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
That probably would be good.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
That would be harsh, But.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You know, I think I agree with you about thank you.
I might be over roasts. A lot of a lot
of that got so mean that I like, I felt
bad for Sery Sherry Underwood, and I know that she said, well,
I don't cared that you made fun of my dead husband,
but I cared it made me feel bad, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
And then there was a couple other others and.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I don't like that even the Tom Brady one where
they like were going after Giselle. There were certain things
that that just to me was like, I don't know,
stuff I didn't care for.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Well, there's a couple of thing pieces that are being
written out there that they think that this might be
the end of it.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, I saw that this might be the last rose
because a lot of people were really even making fun
of the Charlie uh uh.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, I think everything has its what's his name, Charlie
hold On?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I forgot his name, damnit, Charlie Kirk. Yeah, even making
fun of that. You know, it's like making fun.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Of especially in the world and the temperature that we
live in today, right, like all the stuff that's happening
all over the world. Even you said you're tired of
looking at things that are negative, and so you're you're
talking about on your television for the most part, there
are so many negative things. Even Angel you were talking
about it the other day like, Okay, I'm just looking
(28:59):
how can we do this in a positive light, and
how can we you know, why does it always have
to be this negative connotation to everything? So I think
and roasts fit right into that tired It's like you
don't get a break from the same.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Way that you like.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
For some people, you know, uh, that Charlie Kirk thing
is the line they don't want to make those jokes
being made. There's people that feel that way about George Floyd.
That's the other name out trying to think of. I
didn't like the George Floyd jokes. I didn't like the
Charlie Kirk and I know about death, the other people dying,
and it's like, yeah, for for Ryan, I'm assuming here
when it comes to that environment though there shouldn't be any.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Rules, right, jokes never bothered me.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Just the practice of it at this point for me
is it's it's it's overdone and attacking. That's why I'm like,
let's let's do something. Let's let's find whatever the next
thing is.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
So is there not?
Speaker 6 (29:45):
So you're saying technically there there should not be any lines, but.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
For you, for me, the actual line, the only line
is for me is when people hide hate speech behind
the joke, like actual hate speech, right, That's where I'm like, okay,
that's not okay.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
There was somebody else that brought.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
But like joking about if you're really just joking and
the you can kind of say whatever you want because
that's the crust and joke roasts are supposed to be shocking.
But a lot of people that aren't good at comedy
see that, and then that's why Austin, Texas is full
of all these edge lords that like think that, like
that's what comedy is, you say, then they're really just hateful,
(30:26):
weird little in cells.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
There's a really cool piece w Common Bell the CNN
course pond It, but he's also a comedian and everything
who talked about like and I think this is what
the last few I've been missing. Typically when they were
doing these roasts, everyone that was on it were there
was a connection there. There were friends, yeah, they were
there was there was a relationship on some level.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
So you know, it wasn't a hate that they really
liked ch So.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
You got a lot of guys here who, oh, we
just want to have this person on here, and we're
gonna have these writers right for you, even though you
don't really have a relationship with the person that you're
about to roast, So that that almost lets you off
the hook and you can say the most ridiculous, hateful
thing under the guys of oh no, that's just comedy.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And this is this is funny too, and maybe this
is why I you know, you got one guy here
saying George Floyd was a very bad person. I don't
I don't understand why anyone defends him, and then someone
else in another feed says Charlie Kirk was a really
bad person who really cares. It's like it's it's both
sides and it's just hateful and it's not I don't
think that's funny.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I guess that was the the.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Well again, like it's twenty twenty six, right, Like for me,
the George Floyd joke is hacky because that happened in
twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Like it's so long ago. So it's like making like
Rosy O'donnald jokes or something like. That's kind of how
I view that. It's an eat. It's easy because everybody
knows that. But yeah, it's well hanging through stup. There's
such better jokes that you can make.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
There's things that have happened way more recently than that,
So it's just it's just kind of hacky to me.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, but he was black, So it was better for
Tony Hitchcliff to say that. Well, because it's shocking, right,
and it's that it's wrong. Yeah, just say no matter
how you slice it, all right, don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the mauch of the morning.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
For you this morning by your radio one o four
point on broadcast Live iHeartRadio app. Hey all day, you
have a chance to win a thousand dollars. To keep
giving that a shot. We'd love to see some more winners.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You've got four more days on it, and you know
it goes away, so keep giving it a shot and
trying to win a grand I'm rusted with Angel and
Angelique and Ryan.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Do we have any hot takes or messages today? Ryan,
we do.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
If you want to be a part of the show,
you go to the iHeartRadio app use the top back
function and you hear yourself on them monsters after this
little song.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That should have played right there, but no sound, no sound.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Trying and just play the hot takes or you just
don't have sound, period, am I?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Angel?
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Get it up?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
That's my fault, dude. Okay, it's time for a hot day.
I can do it.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Crushed it. Uh, hot take Angel here right, this is
a lot we don't play with girls.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
When we have scenarios like this invisibility, getting rid of
your dead.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Come on, just practical, that's true, Like we as dudes
do this a lot with a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Of that's her superpower. Her superpower is mispractical. Yeah, that's
her superpower.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
Get out of here, hot tak morning monsters, kod back
in the house. Good to have you back, Ryan. Let
me tell you about the end of the school year.
On my high school, we would call it fight week.
That's when you would just get it all out, clean
the slate, and then the next year you'll be all
good and fresh, see you guys later.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Oh yeah, end of the school year if you get
Oh yeah, you didn't have that in your school. Oh yeah,
he's older. That's where you're just like meeting kids out
in the woods for like fighting and for no for
no reason other than it's the end of the school Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Hot take hey, Ryan, Hot take all.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Growing up through high school, when you have a girlfriend,
every girl wants you.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
When you don't have a girlfriend, nobody wants to come
near you. It's weird. It's something you.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Give off during that period of time.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I believe your brother. Yeah, they want to steal my happiness.
That's what happens.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
It's their happiness, vampires, and they come for it because
they want that happy energy.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's a real thing, Angeliae. Does it happen to women?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
We just get hit on all the time.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
So there's not like so when you're married, you don't
get hit on more as a woman. No, No, that
makes sense. Actually that tracks because I would never like
knowingly hit on a married woman anyways, hot take, but
they would shingle ladies all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
I don't know either.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Uh yeah, hot tangk.
Speaker 12 (35:04):
Hey, guys, Thomas, here's Ryan's uh uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I won't let you guys know about the friends Battle
of the Sex.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
With Anna Kaye, who's fun for mayor.
Speaker 9 (35:17):
As a judge, I was judge come tonight over by
the food trucks.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
By the food trucks would be going on at okay?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
And also I've got my friend show tonight, which I
totally meant to promote and earn my segment.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Why did you just mention it just now?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I totally forgot, But it's it's uh with Amy Lecours,
who you guys all met last week she's a licensed
mental health counselors called psych and I.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Can't wait for her to meet Angelique.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh yeah, tell her what your super tell her what
your superpower is.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I'm sure she won't read into it at all.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I all got it.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
But my show is tonight. It's at six ten.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
You could get tickets the on the Fringe website and
then uh uh yeah six six ten at the Yellow
It's at the Yellow Venue.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I'm super excited about that. Hot would madam practically appropriate?
Is that? Madam practical? Practical?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Madam practical?
Speaker 10 (36:12):
As?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Is that infer the wrong thing? It's just it's just
infers a sad.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Why is it sad?
Speaker 6 (36:18):
I'm not sad, Hi, I don't want to know.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Uh uh hot day, Hey y'all it's sonya.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
So about traveling around the world and noticing US citizens,
I was applied attendant so I would observe. And I
noticed two very important things. Americans go in like they
own the country and there are rules applied there and
that's just not the case. And also that we can
be very loud and brash, and I just noticed that
it's not a good one. Look, So I try to
(36:51):
be the opposite anyway, I hope you'll have a great day.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
But thank you, sad, that's why. That's exactly what how
I hear every airline.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Thank you yep, and last hot take, hot take.
Speaker 12 (37:04):
You know, Ryan's exactly right, that's how it works. I'll
stay single forever, forever. I'll stay single. I like all
these girls. I'll get in a relationship and then all
of a sudden they want to hit me up. They
all want to call me, I all want to talk
to me, Well, don't me And while there's been years
(37:26):
in the months to pass and they didn't say nothing.
So yeah, Ryan's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
That's how it works.
Speaker 12 (37:30):
They want to take in man as soon as you're single.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
They don't want your ass. Energy vampires, that's what these
ladies are.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
And those the rest of the hot take, thank you
very much. We got for the Monsters live at night
in Mountdare. It's at the Mount Door Music Hall. It's
gonna be a great time.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
We are a house band is Bad Santa and the
Angry Elves. We have other surprise guests that will be performing.
And then beforehand it is the it's the sealthy pre
party meet and greet with now like over thirty some
odd members of a Monsters you've heard on the air.
People you want to take selfies with us, say hello
to get to know all those books. And then Jeff
Howe will be performing beforehand as well, so get your
(38:07):
tickets by going to real radiomasters dot com. That's real
radiomasters dot com. Say tune for the New Junky right
after the Monsters. Then at three o'clock is the Jim
Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow to do our thing from
Angelique angel and.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Ryan Holmes and just mess up Mary Man and one
practical superhero lady.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
We gotta go, We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Sure,
All right, get your takers for June fifth. It's Monsters
Live at night in Moldore at the Malador Music Hall,
Rated triple are uncensored. Stuff we can't say on the
radio will happen and it's gonna be a big show,
looking forward to it. All of us will be there,
our house band with a house band this year, which
is so cool. I'll be on stage with us, Bat
(00:23):
Santa and the Naughty and the Angry Elves, not the
Naughty Elves, the Angry Elves. H. It's brought to you
by Mills Air.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's a different party.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes, Mills are just called No. Gonna be a great time.
And then beforehand there's a selfie party, a meeting greet
with members of the Monster universe, everybody I can gather together.
They have assembled, They will assemble on June the fifth.
Too many names I mentioned, If you want to find out,
the name's gonna Real Radiomonsters dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
That's Real Radio Monsters dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So it's a pre party and then a big you know,
a show and it's gonna be a lot of fun.
So get your tickets at Real radiomasters dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
What's up.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm Russ Rollins along with Angelie the Dansey Queen Angela Boom,
and now it was time for the King of Denmark
Ryan Holmes to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
And boom, boom, it's shooting the shud.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Always leaders.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
King of Denmark brought to you Bay that mortgage guy
Don from that mortgage guy Don dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
More on him later.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's good to be back from a little vacation, to
come back on what is theoretically a short work week,
and then Russ is out on Friday and then we're
out on Monday. Yeah, it's almost like I did that
on purpose to have a bunch of late days that
were there short weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I like that, love a short week.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Back from a cruise, had a good time. Uh, learned
a lot, grew as a person.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What was the best meal you had?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
We went to they have like a Brazilian steakhouse on board. Uh,
and they like come by like it's a Texas to
Brazil and they bring you like meats on a stick.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, Now that costs you extra when you.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It does cost extra.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
And the other problem with that, and this is one
shrill was our waiters name was j I. G. G. E. R.
So if you needed to call him, you had to
be very careful about how you say that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Excuse me, sir, that's all I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, like and especially week of my man.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, especially when I've been drink packaging all day long.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So I'm already slurring a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And I got like, I'm like, okay, I got a
cut right heads. But then they're like, because I'll be like,
because that's not his name. It's not it's not that
I don't like saying that one.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
How did you pronounce it?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm gonna
slip up, Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I worked in the bar industry, right, like for a
long time at kind of Baba's, we had a little
thing that it has the exact pores on it, and
that little metal thing is called a jigger, correct it is?
I've never liked that. Why can't we call it anything else?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I don't think I I when I'm drinking, I don't
even want to say anything that rhymes with that word,
you know what I mean? Like, I don't even want
to say like that is bigger so like or quicker yeah,
or slimmer.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It could could just slip out.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So this guy's like doing it the whole time, and
I was like, I just after about attempting it twice,
I landed on just sir, it's from Indonesia.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The fear of being for people thinking you're racist? Is
it fear that you're gonna slip in.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
A fancy steakhouse would accidentally say the N word? But
that's not okay, that's weird that that's a go too.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
It was like, Oh, I'm afraid that's gonna slip out.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
No, you just can't, Like, you can't, you can't. You
have to be very careful. That's a white person. You
gotta gotta be careful. That's all I'm saying. That's all
I'm saying. But other than that, the food was enjoyable.
I don't know if that's the traditional Indonesian name or not,
but that's where he was from.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
And I was just curious. It's fun, it's fun.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I had a good I had a good time, But
Christina had a less good time because no, because I had.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
This is gonna sound crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh did you get to disease?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
But I have never been hit on more in my
life than on this crew. I am not I'm not
even kidding all the time, uncomfortable, I'm married, Leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You mistakenly got on a gay cruise. That's funny. That
was so funny. I actually enjoyed that job.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
No, I forgot my wedding ring. Okay, so I didn't
have I didn't have my wedding ring.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Angel.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You're not here all the time, so you haven't heard
the many times that he's had to tell people I'm married.
I don't have a wedding. I'm a married man. Please
don't hit on me all the time. You hear the
days is so hot.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
It was a weekend where he had he had they
had taken both the dogs to the park, and he
wanted to tell he was telling us. He was having
to yell I'm married, yes, the whole time while he
was there.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah, you wereing out loud to the masses of women
flocking towards you that you had that likeone of them
saying yes, this is what I want.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
There's something about being a happy married dude that like
it attracts ladies on a very subconscious level.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That must be where you cut your hair like that.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
What I don't get it. Your haircut. I don't even
get it.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Girls won't hit on you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
He doesn't like his haircut, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Apparently doesn't like your haircut. It looks like mine. You
look like me right now. It looks like you took
the clippers to your own head.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh god, I do.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
An perfect revelation runs throwing glasses in the hat. It
looks like I'm doing as impressions, right boy.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
So so wait a minute, you.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Have to know that this is a thing.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
No, but wait, hold on.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
But if you're having to scream I'm married, then that
means that they don't know you're married.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
So then it.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Doesn't make sense that you're saying you're a happily married man.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
And this is what's making women come.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Shep thin in women that they like. There's like a
radar that y'all have in your brains that you like.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You see a.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Married guy even though you don't know that he's married,
because if I was, it's say I got divorced tomorrow, no.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
One would hit on me. Soody.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Maybe it's because they just want to friend zone you,
and you're taking that as like they gave you a
little bit of attention because they feel like you're a
safe bet, like as oh, he'll be cool to be
a friend zone and you're like.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh she notus me.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Yes, it's like a bartender who's trying to be nice
to you and you think that she's in love with.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You, or a stripper.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
You're a stripper.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, I'm not wrong about this.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Okay, like this like I wasn't like this wasn't just
like random niceties like it was. It would flip to
like hardcore flirting and hardcore flirting.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I can tell, but it always would end up like
with like it would end up like well, who who
you're here with? Because I'm off by myself myself a
lot like.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Like the girl having a drink and then pick the
cherry out and put the cherry in her mouth and
look at you and week that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Now that's soft core, and my hard core flirting is
like the lady walks up to you, how's it going
and whips the tea out.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
That's hard that's hardcore flirting. That's sexual assault.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
It is not that is like, Okay, that's hardcore.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's fine. But then my wife is getting mad at
me for it, because.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
You're putting off them fire.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You're putting.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
You don't have your wedding ring exactly, you.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Don't have your wedding ring on they see you with
a woman. But then you just said you're always away
from your wife. Why are you away from your wife
the whole cruise? Why are you not with what.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Are you doing in the casino argument in the casino,
in the casino without his wedding ring, he looks just
and his poor wife is wandering around the cruise by herself.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh, this this guy is definitely he's hot to trot.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
And then I also took some of the money from
the fourteen thousand and brought it on the cruise, and
so it looked.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Like I had like like you were balling, like yeah,
you're perpetrating the fraud.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But my web got mad and it got worse.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
So like one night is a formal night on the cruise,
and general people dress up nice. I decided to dress
up like Tune to Tim, and Tune to Tim was
big hit on this cruise.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Of course.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
So there's a thing where you go through and like
they have like a photo backdrop set up like it's
like sometimes it's like a Tustin villa.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Sometimes it's the beach or whatever, and then you can
go you can go.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Through photo and people take the photos right, it's very
cruise photo.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
A lot of ladies were grabbing tune to tim grabbing
me like I was. Now they're grabbing, grabbing me and
pulling me into their photos.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Sure, I was in like fifty photos with people.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
From or like like a group.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Of women they think you worked on No, I don't
think I work on these.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I was very clear. And then like they were like
they pulling me and they're like, we got to take
a picture you tuned man, And.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I'm like, I'm like, it's cool, but that's my wife
over there.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
And they'd be like, I'm telling you did.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Came from Love on the Spectrum.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
What are you doing on this show when they can't
make fun of me? Guys, I don't know what. I
don't listen.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
That was dry.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I'm I'm just telling you, like it was a thing.
I felt like I lived in a weird, bizarre timeline.
And then my wife was getting like super pissed at me, and.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Then so to like to get back at me, she
like posted a first trap on.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Her social media. I saw that and I was like,
why did you do that? She's like, well, you're getting
attention all day long. And I'm like, that doesn't mean
you like you have to like counteract by posting thirst tracks.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I'll be honest. I was like I was, She.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Said, I said, did you see Christina just posted a
picture and her bikini?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I never seen that before, never posted any kind of
photo like that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
See.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
That's the rule number one. That's why I don't follow
any And that was started by somebody else in my
own social media.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I didn't even know she did. I was scrolling through
Facebook and I'm like, who's this hot chicken?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
That's my wife.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
There?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't know. But here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
The thing that sucks is like, okay, like what a
fun thing, like if we were dude, because I think
a lot of dudes do this. I think this happens
to a lot of married dudes where they're like, okay,
Like I'm I'm good if anything was to happen, if
I could she divorces me off, I'll be great. But
there's something about it when you have to pull that
ring off for real and then it all goes away.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Where are you coming from You're not even wearing the
ring a wedding ring. It's not something again, you're sending
the exactly. You're setting the odds to your favorite exactly,
so you know.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
It's got a couple of dogs would do that, because
it obviously bothered him that she posted a picture on
social media herself in a bathing. You absolutely have no
leg to stand on. I do zero, no leg whatsoever.
You want to go out in public everywhere that you
want to go, and you want to go gamble the
(12:32):
money away and do this and do that and not
be with her, then you know what, you Christina, go
show it off.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Photos.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's the problem. That's what I was mad about.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Him, Like, you're friends with my friends, Like you can't
thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I bet you a dollar though, I bet you one
dollar that in her picture she's got her ring on.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, sheres it something that's disrespectful me just being a
guy on a cruise, being regular. I'm not even showing
like male cleavage or anything.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
I'm just like, you have no ring on. You're there
with your wife.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You can't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
If you're my wife, you can't be posting thirst traps.
You get back at me, that's not that's not okay.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
So you're setting rules for your wife if it's if
it's a spiteful first trap.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Yeah it was, but it was, no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
It was.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
She felt really good about herself. She was feeling very good.
She's well then there you know.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
It was for me.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's not for the international. Everyone's texting everyone, everyone's.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Texting everyone to see without your ring.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
They thought it was very tasteful and sexy. She had
the touch.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
You're looking at my wife, audience. You need to be cool,
rude as hell. That's why I don't let her accept
friend request.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
From Okay, so do you hear this.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
She's not allowed to post and he does not allow
her to accept friend requests.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You got them right from these psychos.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, I'm not letting any of these psychos add my
wife with a friend. That's ridiculous. You don't know her,
you don't get to be friends with her. I'm just
saying it was. It's just it was a weird world, wife.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
I need to see us.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And you know, don't, but don't save it, don't.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
That's yeah, he's saying it.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
That's too far, too far, And then and weird I
don't even know where that was going.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
This is you. No, No, you thought we were gonna sympathize.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
What do you think I.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Went into this that, like the topic of my King
of Denmark today, was gonna end here.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No, that's what happens.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Sometimes I get distracted, I lose the point, and then
I get mad about something else and it makes me
Then I end up here.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
That mortgage guy.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Done from that mortgage guy done dot com. Hey, we
were on a boat. Don't miss the boat. Compare your
quote with that mortgage guy done. You just check his
instagram out. It's tons of thirst traps of sweet sweet
mortgage numbers.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Can we give her app People are asking, no, we
can't get no act.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Now people have found it and they're saying nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's very tasteful and sexy, tasteful and.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Sex This guy says, nice bikini.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Anyways, that mortgage guy down, from that mortgage guy down,
she's gonna get a whole bunch of traditional mortgages.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
He locked whatever in my feet. Check him out.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I'll ever put that ring on just like that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It works out working, So it shall be segment over.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
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Speaker 2 (15:49):
Real Radio was on.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
This morning, Welcome back to the Monsters in the morning.
Real Radio one on four point one brock out the
live on iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'm Russ Rowlins along with angel or Vera, Angelique, the Dens,
the Queen, and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
All here today.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Okay, So they did a random poll and they asked
this question, and it's funny where everybody's mind goes or
something different.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I think.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
So, if you're asked this question, if you could freeze time,
would you do anything illegal? What percentage of people do
you think said yes they would? Eighty six percent of
people said yes, they would do something illegal. Now, and
then then what do you think illegal thing they would
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they would do?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
If I asked you the question if you could freeze time,
would you do something illegal?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
What would you say? Rob a bank? Rob a bank?
Isn't okay? All right? That so that you would really
rob a bank? If I could freeze time?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Huh, yeah, free the time, go and open the drawer, Okay,
and then just take the money right.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Surprisingly, that's not the number one answer that people gave.
But I see where you're going. How about you, angel
If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah? What rob a bank?
Speaker 9 (17:05):
Was?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I thought that would be the go to Okay, you
have Actually rob a bank makes more sense than the
number one answer.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
But what would you it is that what you would
do rob a bank.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
More than likely?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Okay, all right, how about.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
You, Angela?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I would be I would break into whatever has like
my debt and race it.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
How could you do that? That's a hard one.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
I mean you're just asking me if I was able
to stop and used to being illegal because the amount
of money that.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I frozen to use it.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
No, never said that the number one time is frozen girl.
For everyone else, time is frozen, so if you touch something,
it becomes unfrozen.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I mean that's the.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Same thing like if you freeze time, you walk into
a bank, will happen, but.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Your debt's not on like a piece of paper they
can pull out of a vault.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Well, the number one answer that people gave was rob
a liquor store.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Would it's not even that expensive.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I know the other people are saying things like, uh,
you know, they become a poker shark, like if you
could freeze time, and then SE's like everybody's cards And
I gotta tell you when I when I saw the question,
I'm like, well, I don't think I really I don't
know what I would do. So my answer, I think
would be no, I don't think I would do anything illegal.
(18:32):
I want to be an empty crystal somewhere.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Now.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I'm hungry for crystals. You said that I have crystals
a long time.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
If you could freeze time when you do something illegal,
eighty six percent of Americans say, you just.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Say no, you're not gonna do so time froze around you.
What you're saying is you would just be.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Like, that's weird. I'm just gonna wake this out.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I can't think of anything illegal I would want to do.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
Yeah, that's that's impossible because there's like there's no so
basically what they're saying, there's no ramifications, nothing's going to
come back on you, right, and you can't think of
one earthly thing that you would be like, okay, so
something do.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I mean, you're you're just not being truthful now, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I mean I'm trying to think of something that would I.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Mean, uh.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, he's thought of several things. Yeah, he doesn't want
to say because he does.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
We're going to be judging it wouldn't steal. I wouldn't
steal something. I wouldn't. I don't think i'd steal anything.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I don't know where you're coming.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
He probably think he's gonna bang somebody.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Smell that's nasty spelled it with me. Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I guess they got a bunch of different answers when
they did this. Some people said they would let their
dog run down on the beach without a leash on.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Tim the driver, I would do most of.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
The things that that I do in Grand Theft Auto.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Oh right, hey, when is that coming out? You said
this coming out soon?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
So yesterday? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
The pre orders apparently I haven't had confirmation, right, but
it was supposed to start going out yesterday. Oh really, Yeah,
that's what according to a best buy drop. Are you
going to get it? Why didn't do the pre order?
I'm gonna buy the I'm going to wait till they
physically drop and get the physical copy.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Okay, oh, looks like there's a delay. Of course, of
course there is.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's it's launching eighteen months behind the original date. Not
much more than that. There might be another delay. I
don't like this. I like this supposed to come out
on the nineteenth of November. I saw the pre order
button went up, though they gave me hope.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
How about this, Russ. There's people guessing for you take
a selfie with a silver back gorilla.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Be cool?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I do that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I would probably like walk around a theme park and
go in all the places I can't go. Like, I'd
be in the underground tunnels of Disney.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
It's really not that fun.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Well I've never done it.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Miss that's right here in Orlando. Hate to you know,
break it down.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
No, that's Disney World. Huh.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Yes, the ground tunnels are.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well yeah, but I haven't seen them like so would
be very interesting. They don't yump my my time freeze yum.
They're like I'd go up in the castle. I do
all kinds of stuff. I mean, I'll be hanging out.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You're boy, what was your thing again? Erase my debt?
Speaker 5 (21:43):
It's gonna break into the credit agency if they magically
froze time.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You would not know how to go and erase your debt.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Guys, is this not like fantasy world?
Speaker 9 (21:55):
Here?
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Can I not have my like?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You're not a computer hacker.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Even if you able to get to the computer, you'd
be locked down and be a whole thing. I would
just have to walk into a bank, go around the door,
open door.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
There's rules when guys have stupid scenarios. There's rules to
the scenarios. And it's got to be based in somewhat reality, right, fellas.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Exactly that is reality.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And you're saying, erase my dad. That does not fit
into our story here, It's not. It doesn't fit.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
If you're going to get a superpower, what superpower would
you want, let's start that?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, yeah, try that?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Invisibility Okay, okay for why.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Because I'd like to hear thing. I would like to
know what's going on in other room.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh god, that's a.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Great You know what people are saying.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Did you just want superhering?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Then no, No, I want to be invisible.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
I want to be in the room without you even know,
so that your life.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
So you could just take lessions from Ambernova when she's
on this show, She's cuts us up.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't go in visibility.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
It has limited uses and it's only for sneaky stuff.
I'll definitely pick flying flying, flying, and no, teleporting would.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Be way better. No, No, I hate trout.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Even if I could fly, you told me like I
can fly, Like I don't, I still would have to
like travel in real time.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Gross, But that's okay.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
But see, being invisible, then I could just sit in
first class and nobody would even know there.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Somebody would sit on you empty seat.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Guys. I'm not gonna sit on somebody.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
That would be so awkward. Like I'm sitting there in
first class. I think I got it.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I got I'm just saying invisibility has limited use.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
It's sort of the lames of all the superpowers.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Yeah, it's not. There's so many things why being invisible.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Not even a good bad guy don't even know.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Okay, you guys are just so damn basic, Like come on,
a little girl.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Girls can't play this very well.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
We can't.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
To Disney World generators here.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Are so simple.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Oh my gosh, I think outside of the box here said.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
That's how guys play. I see this, I see this.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Like super strength so you could go around and beat
everybody up. You never have to be fearfe You could
go to a gas station not even have to worry about.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
It because I'd be strong.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
I've talked to I've talked to women before in my life,
and they said they don't like getting gas because, like
they get creeped out by people at gas stations.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Were they hitting? Were they hitting on you? When they said.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
That without your your.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Wife hitting.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It happened. I'm sorry. It's not like I saw a
big foot. This thing that.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Christina, she would admit, she would confirm, Oh my god,
these women were These women were hitting on Ryan so
hard he had to tell them that he was mad
because he won't wear his ring. Yeah, what what's more important?
You don't you not feeling making it? Is it not
comfortable in your finger? Or it's being uncomfortable for your
wife that you're not wearing your r's one.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
It's not uncomfortable for her. And this particular cruise I
never got hit on.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Is it the haircut?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Then the haircut makes me look good?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Like a little rusty ray I like it.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
It goes back to the therapist.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Uh, who do you think?
Speaker 10 (25:48):
You know?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
The Kevin Hart Rose got a lot of attention for
a negative positive whatever. Some of the jokes were you know, Uh,
it was there, it was invisible. There was somebody that,
uh declined blind to be to get roasted before Kevin Hart.
Who do you think what celebrity did they ask? They
wanted to roast before Kevin Hart? But they declined it.
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It's somebody who were like, I don't even think that'd
be a good roast.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Can you narrow it down?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
It's a white man. Now we're narrowed down an older
white man. Uh, less racist white man. Okay, I'm a musician,
white man, been on Saturday Night Live, white man Sharon,
(26:40):
more hits than a Sharon, musicians, white man more hits
than Elton John, white man. Paul Paul McCartney is the answer. Yeah,
Paul McCartney was asked to do the roast and he declined.
He's like, no, I don't even think that would be
a good roast. How many jokes are you gonna make
about Paul McCartney.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
I mean maybe you could, but no, wasn't he just on?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
He was just on s right? He was he the
host or just the music.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
He was a musical guest. Uh and he uh and uh.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You know, I've never seen him like be funny. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
He's sort of whimsical, you know, but he's not hilarious. Yeah,
in that British way, kind of cutey way. But yeah,
they said that the Paul McCartney. This is what the
roastmaster general said, Uh, Jeff Ross that his uh, his
fantasy roast would be Paul McCartney, of all people.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I don't I don't see any humor in that one.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, but he turned it down, he said, no, that
you okay. They said the company also considered Will Smith
as a potential subject.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
That's who I thought first.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
That probably would be good.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
That would be harsh, But.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You know, I think I agree with you about thank you.
I might be over roasts. A lot of a lot
of that got so mean that I like, I felt
bad for Sery Sherry Underwood, and I know that she said, well,
I don't cared that you made fun of my dead husband,
but I cared it made me feel bad, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
And then there was a couple other others and.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I don't like that even the Tom Brady one where
they like were going after Giselle. There were certain things
that that just to me was like, I don't know,
stuff I didn't care for.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Well, there's a couple of thing pieces that are being
written out there that they think that this might be
the end of it.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, I saw that this might be the last rose
because a lot of people were really even making fun
of the Charlie uh uh.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, I think everything has its what's his name, Charlie
hold On?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I forgot his name, damnit, Charlie Kirk. Yeah, even making
fun of that. You know, it's like making fun.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Of especially in the world and the temperature that we
live in today, right, like all the stuff that's happening
all over the world. Even you said you're tired of
looking at things that are negative, and so you're you're
talking about on your television for the most part, there
are so many negative things. Even Angel you were talking
about it the other day like, Okay, I'm just looking
(28:59):
how can we do this in a positive light, and
how can we you know, why does it always have
to be this negative connotation to everything? So I think
and roasts fit right into that tired It's like you
don't get a break from the same.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Way that you like.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
For some people, you know, uh, that Charlie Kirk thing
is the line they don't want to make those jokes
being made. There's people that feel that way about George Floyd.
That's the other name out trying to think of. I
didn't like the George Floyd jokes. I didn't like the
Charlie Kirk and I know about death, the other people dying,
and it's like, yeah, for for Ryan, I'm assuming here
when it comes to that environment though there shouldn't be any.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Rules, right, jokes never bothered me.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Just the practice of it at this point for me
is it's it's it's overdone and attacking. That's why I'm like,
let's let's do something. Let's let's find whatever the next
thing is.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
So is there not?
Speaker 6 (29:45):
So you're saying technically there there should not be any lines, but.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
For you, for me, the actual line, the only line
is for me is when people hide hate speech behind
the joke, like actual hate speech, right, That's where I'm like, okay,
that's not okay.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
There was somebody else that brought.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
But like joking about if you're really just joking and
the you can kind of say whatever you want because
that's the crust and joke roasts are supposed to be shocking.
But a lot of people that aren't good at comedy
see that, and then that's why Austin, Texas is full
of all these edge lords that like think that, like
that's what comedy is, you say, then they're really just hateful,
(30:26):
weird little in cells.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
There's a really cool piece w Common Bell the CNN
course pond It, but he's also a comedian and everything
who talked about like and I think this is what
the last few I've been missing. Typically when they were
doing these roasts, everyone that was on it were there
was a connection there. There were friends, yeah, they were
there was there was a relationship on some level.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
So you know, it wasn't a hate that they really
liked ch So.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
You got a lot of guys here who, oh, we
just want to have this person on here, and we're
gonna have these writers right for you, even though you
don't really have a relationship with the person that you're
about to roast, So that that almost lets you off
the hook and you can say the most ridiculous, hateful
thing under the guys of oh no, that's just comedy.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And this is this is funny too, and maybe this
is why I you know, you got one guy here
saying George Floyd was a very bad person. I don't
I don't understand why anyone defends him, and then someone
else in another feed says Charlie Kirk was a really
bad person who really cares. It's like it's it's both
sides and it's just hateful and it's not I don't
think that's funny.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I guess that was the the.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Well again, like it's twenty twenty six, right, Like for me,
the George Floyd joke is hacky because that happened in
twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Like it's so long ago. So it's like making like
Rosy O'donnald jokes or something like. That's kind of how
I view that. It's an eat. It's easy because everybody
knows that. But yeah, it's well hanging through stup. There's
such better jokes that you can make.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
There's things that have happened way more recently than that,
So it's just it's just kind of hacky to me.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, but he was black, So it was better for
Tony Hitchcliff to say that. Well, because it's shocking, right,
and it's that it's wrong. Yeah, just say no matter
how you slice it, all right, don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the mauch of the morning.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
For you this morning by your radio one o four
point on broadcast Live iHeartRadio app. Hey all day, you
have a chance to win a thousand dollars. To keep
giving that a shot. We'd love to see some more winners.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You've got four more days on it, and you know
it goes away, so keep giving it a shot and
trying to win a grand I'm rusted with Angel and
Angelique and Ryan.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Do we have any hot takes or messages today? Ryan,
we do.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
If you want to be a part of the show,
you go to the iHeartRadio app use the top back
function and you hear yourself on them monsters after this
little song.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That should have played right there, but no sound, no sound.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Trying and just play the hot takes or you just
don't have sound, period, am I?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Angel?
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Get it up?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
That's my fault, dude. Okay, it's time for a hot day.
I can do it.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Crushed it. Uh, hot take Angel here right, this is
a lot we don't play with girls.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
When we have scenarios like this invisibility, getting rid of
your dead.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Come on, just practical, that's true, Like we as dudes
do this a lot with a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Of that's her superpower. Her superpower is mispractical. Yeah, that's
her superpower.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
Get out of here, hot tak morning monsters, kod back
in the house. Good to have you back, Ryan. Let
me tell you about the end of the school year.
On my high school, we would call it fight week.
That's when you would just get it all out, clean
the slate, and then the next year you'll be all
good and fresh, see you guys later.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Oh yeah, end of the school year if you get
Oh yeah, you didn't have that in your school. Oh yeah,
he's older. That's where you're just like meeting kids out
in the woods for like fighting and for no for
no reason other than it's the end of the school Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Hot take hey, Ryan, Hot take all.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Growing up through high school, when you have a girlfriend,
every girl wants you.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
When you don't have a girlfriend, nobody wants to come
near you. It's weird. It's something you.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Give off during that period of time.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I believe your brother. Yeah, they want to steal my happiness.
That's what happens.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
It's their happiness, vampires, and they come for it because
they want that happy energy.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's a real thing, Angeliae. Does it happen to women?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
We just get hit on all the time.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
So there's not like so when you're married, you don't
get hit on more as a woman. No, No, that
makes sense. Actually that tracks because I would never like
knowingly hit on a married woman anyways, hot take, but
they would shingle ladies all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
I don't know either.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Uh yeah, hot tangk.
Speaker 12 (35:04):
Hey, guys, Thomas, here's Ryan's uh uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I won't let you guys know about the friends Battle
of the Sex.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
With Anna Kaye, who's fun for mayor.
Speaker 9 (35:17):
As a judge, I was judge come tonight over by
the food trucks.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
By the food trucks would be going on at okay?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
And also I've got my friend show tonight, which I
totally meant to promote and earn my segment.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Why did you just mention it just now?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I totally forgot, But it's it's uh with Amy Lecours,
who you guys all met last week she's a licensed
mental health counselors called psych and I.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Can't wait for her to meet Angelique.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh yeah, tell her what your super tell her what
your superpower is.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I'm sure she won't read into it at all.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I all got it.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
But my show is tonight. It's at six ten.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
You could get tickets the on the Fringe website and
then uh uh yeah six six ten at the Yellow
It's at the Yellow Venue.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I'm super excited about that. Hot would madam practically appropriate?
Is that? Madam practical? Practical?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Madam practical?
Speaker 10 (36:12):
As?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Is that infer the wrong thing? It's just it's just
infers a sad.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Why is it sad?
Speaker 6 (36:18):
I'm not sad, Hi, I don't want to know.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Uh uh hot day, Hey y'all it's sonya.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
So about traveling around the world and noticing US citizens,
I was applied attendant so I would observe. And I
noticed two very important things. Americans go in like they
own the country and there are rules applied there and
that's just not the case. And also that we can
be very loud and brash, and I just noticed that
it's not a good one. Look, So I try to
(36:51):
be the opposite anyway, I hope you'll have a great day.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
But thank you, sad, that's why. That's exactly what how
I hear every airline.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Thank you yep, and last hot take, hot take.
Speaker 12 (37:04):
You know, Ryan's exactly right, that's how it works. I'll
stay single forever, forever. I'll stay single. I like all
these girls. I'll get in a relationship and then all
of a sudden they want to hit me up. They
all want to call me, I all want to talk
to me, Well, don't me And while there's been years
(37:26):
in the months to pass and they didn't say nothing.
So yeah, Ryan's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
That's how it works.
Speaker 12 (37:30):
They want to take in man as soon as you're single.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
They don't want your ass. Energy vampires, that's what these
ladies are.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
And those the rest of the hot take, thank you
very much. We got for the Monsters live at night
in Mountdare. It's at the Mount Door Music Hall. It's
gonna be a great time.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
We are a house band is Bad Santa and the
Angry Elves. We have other surprise guests that will be performing.
And then beforehand it is the it's the sealthy pre
party meet and greet with now like over thirty some
odd members of a Monsters you've heard on the air.
People you want to take selfies with us, say hello
to get to know all those books. And then Jeff
Howe will be performing beforehand as well, so get your
(38:07):
tickets by going to real radiomasters dot com. That's real
radiomasters dot com. Say tune for the New Junky right
after the Monsters. Then at three o'clock is the Jim
Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow to do our thing from
Angelique angel and.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Ryan Holmes and just mess up Mary Man and one
practical superhero lady.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
We gotta go, We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Sure,
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