May 12, 2026 • 37 mins
TUESDAY HR 4 Monsters with an assist from Dreama Little break down this list of things men do that irritate women. Bad Santa & The Angry Elves instudio!! Jeff Howell proclaims that he is done with the blues!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan Jeff Howe here today
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Burlessed? People are texting in like, who's who's in there
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
And you know what, can you please be an expert
for us right now and speak for all women?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Can you do that?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay? I will if she won't.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
That's all loaded.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, because I'm reading this article and this might
be things that maybe Angel does or Ryan or I
don't know if Jeff Hall does any of these things.
Because you've never liked you never had a woman actually
live with you?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Have you no?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
God?
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Ges no? Actually about three months?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh yeahs in your entire life, you've only lived with
a woman for three months? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and
that was because I had to Yeah, okay, so her
parents wouldn't take her back, all right, So this is
I don't know if you will you'll be able to
help with this participate though, but you could tell me
whether you your husband does this or not dreaming and
if this stuff that we need to think about. And
(01:32):
this article is about things that that irritate women, that
men do and we don't realize that it irritates women
like we don't know, we don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And as I'm reading these, I'm thinking Ryan does half
of them. I'm sure, yeah damn, but I probably do too.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
To be honest with you, like this first one, and
tell me if your husband does this, and if this
does irritate you that men will clam up whenever they're stressed,
So they get stressed out, they clam up and they
won't talk angel. Are you like that you if you
get stressed out, will you will you clam up and
not talk to your lady?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, I think I do the same thing. I don't
want to fight, and I figure i'll say something wrong.
Speaker 8 (02:10):
Well, it's two things though, in the sense of if
we're if we're arguing, No, I'm good to argue. I'll
argue all day long. And that's actually not a not
one of my better qualities. But if I'm like trying
to work out something like, like I'm stressed out, let's
say a work thing or something like that, Yeah, what
I tend to do is I internalize it, try to
(02:30):
fix that issue in my head and and and and
fix it that way, as opposed to talking out that
problem with my partner. So I'm saying, like, so, it's
two different things if I'm arguing with you with her
or who, Yeah, I'm good to argue.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Happen Ryan, how about you? It's good Men don't realize it.
But this irritates women that we clam up when we
get stressed.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
Out, realize it and don't care. Like when I'm stressed, yeah,
I can't. I can't be around people dreamingly. Is that
something that bothers women? And you're now speaking for all women.
Speaker 10 (03:03):
I don't have a lot of personal experience with that,
because when my husband's stressed, he'll probably talk to me
about it, especially like if it's something like like work
related event to me, and he'll be like, this is happening,
and this is happening, and you know, like it almost.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Like because he can't talk to.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
Anyone else about work.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, he's like in.
Speaker 10 (03:25):
Charge of everyone, so it's normally like personnelish kind of.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Like I found there's some of the things I stress about.
Other people don't seem to understand why I'm stressed about it,
So it's best that I just keep it to myself.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So I probably do that.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
When this guy says he's not complicated, I'm not complicated.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
See.
Speaker 10 (03:41):
I think I'm the one that stresses more in our
relationship and that's probably why he's he's way more easy going.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, here's something that This is something else they
say that men do that. You know, it makes women
upset that they don't like but they do it. They
don't realize it is that they get advice from other
people and not you, like like they'll listen to advice
from other people but not not you.
Speaker 11 (04:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (04:05):
Yeah, I mean, like again, it depends on what, like
do I know about it? Like is it something you
should have asked me about?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Right?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
But I mean I also.
Speaker 10 (04:14):
Will be the first one to admit like when I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, agg shated when I went to other people for
advice on how to have an affair.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Yeah, that's probably pissed her off, right, if you get
advice from someone, you don't get advice from anyone else,
do you, other than your wife?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Well, I get lots of advice all day long from you.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So if you listen to my advice and don't listen
to her advice, does she get mad?
Speaker 9 (04:39):
It's never happened once, so yeah, no, I listened to her.
She's just got a good head on her shoulder.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay, how about it if there says that women get
upset if men are always blunt, Like if a man
is blunt.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Who's making this list? There you go question my goddamn list.
Jesus has already just got hold on.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The source is let's see here, But uh.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You pulled it out of It's an article. It was
in the New York Times, so wrote it.
Speaker 10 (05:19):
Yeah, but no, like honestly, like that doesn't even track
because like when he needs to be and I am
what I need to be, probably, like I think it's
a personality thing. I can be blunt to a fault
my parents as my sister.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So you guys are blunt with each other.
Speaker 10 (05:41):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
That's the person that one doesn't apply. That's not a
male female. This tell me this one will applies.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
He always looks like he's not listening when you're speaking, like,
so that one does.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
But it's like when you're on your phone, you're like telling,
you know, like oh and I had to go through
this or this happened, and then they're like they look
up and they're like what.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh, right, and this one, this one has to be
you right, because you you do that with us all
the time. We can't tell if you're listening or not.
Just like right now.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
He does that every every Thursday eleven fifteen. He does that.
Even the kids will get upset if he's doing I
do it too. Does your wife ever say anything to
do about it?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
Yeah, And I've told her, if you're talking to me,
say my name that way, I'll pay attention.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You're just talking into the air. You could be talking
to the dogs. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
If it's only the two of you. Uh huh, right
in let's say said room. Right, she has to say
your name.
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Yes, they have ADHD. It is a real problem. It's
a real diagnosis. And if you are just talking, I
don't hear it. If you say my name, though, I go, oh,
what's up?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
So I do it here because I know if I
don't ask him directly, can learn Why can't women.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Crazy? That's a great dog? How about this?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This says once again, this is an article about things
men do that tick off their wives and they don't
realize it. He constantly surfs through the TV channels.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Uh h, you guys, the remote you have. Oh, he's
not a TV watcher, so you you are in control
of the remote.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
He'll get into like a show here, show there, and
it's most likely to show that I was watching before,
and he'll sit down and he'll start watching with me
and he's like, wait, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I need to know?
Speaker 10 (07:29):
Like and he gets into it stranger things.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Heck, even Bridgerton, Like you know, like you make him
watch Bridges?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I know?
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Who?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Where's the pants in that family?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Have you watched?
Speaker 8 (07:43):
What was the show that you were liking? Somebody in
Paris that's too girly for her?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, it is.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
It is a lot of like it's like if sex
and the city was like even more delusional.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
See, I love definitely in Paris.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I know flippingto the channels is annoyance of my wife
is there. I won't do it, but I'm by myself
because I know it's rude.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
Flip now though everything's streaming and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So like normally you can flip the different streaming and
all the choices.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, normally will be like is this back on? Or
is this back?
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Like we're really into like shrinking out, Like, let's watch
shrink it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You know, here's another one. And I'm guilty of this one.
This one I'm really bad at. And I'm curious that
they said a lot of women get upset about this, uh,
that we're trying to find something, uh and you can't
find it and it's right there in plain sight.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Like like that's just the way of life. That's just
a guy.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
That's a guy thing, right, It's a guy thing.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Like, honey, I can't find the mayonnaise. Where's the man?
Speaker 9 (08:40):
I was having me yesterday? So my wife's out of
town and I lose my phone a lot. I lose
a lot a lot, uh, And I usually just tell
my wife. I'm like honey, you call my phone right
she's out of town. I spent two hours looking for
my phone yesterday. I know that the Apple Watch is dead.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
So I got that's a you thing.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It turns out it was in the washing machine. Of course,
your phone.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Apparently I said it on the edge of the washing machine,
and somebody, I think my mom came to the door
or something and it must have fallen in after like
I left it there and just could not find And
I was like, I can't. What am I gonna do?
Email my wife to call my phone. I can't be
at this level of incomfidence right after she left. It
only had been three hours. And actually all of that
makes sense for you.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Of all the places that Ryan Holmes is going to
miss places fars, the drying machine.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
And it's so funny because I finally like, after two hours,
I really I was.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Like, oh the washing machine, washing machine, Yeah, it was there, Yes,
the one that I spent three months with.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
And one time during sexy time, I asked her where's
the man as.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Where was it?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Right right where we're supposed to be, right right next
to the bed, right where we're supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well, you know what, you spoke for all women and
you you did a pretty.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
Good job, and like mentioned like literally anything that actually bugs.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
That one bugs my wife to death. One of the
biggest thing that bugs you.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Then the mental load thing, Hey what do you need
me to do?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
What?
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Like it's it's like we have people coming over, or
like the house is a mess, and like, hey, what
do you need me to do? Look around, dude, pick
up the living room Washington specificity, you got to break
it down giant, Like I was like, or like, okay,
let me, I'll go to the store.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What do we need right right?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Why are the fridge?
Speaker 10 (10:36):
I pretty much beat this one.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
We need direction.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
We need direction because because you might but you're like
it needs it needs to be vacuum.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well I might look and go I don't think it
needs to give the list will get done.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
If you would just be like, yeah, figure it out,
nothing will happen because everybody's fine.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
Even more because then like you're doing all of the
stuff and you have to stop and like tell tell
someone like okay, well you know there's four loads of
laundry that have been sitting here that need to be full,
like you know, like I I'm not trying to you know,
like you're an adult.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
They didn't mention.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
They didn't mention to me what I understand. Disupposedly, the
biggest one is when you're complaining to them about some problem, don't.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Don't try to solve the problem. Solve the problem.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, because I read that in that book men are
from Mars, women are insane, and that when I went, okay,
I'll never be able to do this. Yeah, because you
always want to try to solve it. Yeah, here's the thing.
I finally figured. Oh, I'm sorry to here's the thing
if if you tell it, I'll listened one time and
I won't try to solve it. But don't bring that
up again. I listened that one time. I'm not listening
(11:42):
to it again. So I wonder why it was only
three months dream of little Thanks for.
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Speaker 3 (12:33):
What's up.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan and Jeff Howell here
today and we have him the guys from Bad Santah
and the Angry Elves Christian.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
How you doing? Body?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
O ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
How are you doing? You're good, You're good, We're wake,
We're everybody's alive. Yeah, you got the whole band with her.
We did EKG things and the other things and everybody. Yeah,
I got all the l's with the actual live you know,
rush you bet my l's. These are actual live, actual elves.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, you know I say that weird, right, So tell
me about the Okay, so you sent me a message
the other day, uh huh, And could you guys have
something that's coming up that really could be super cool.
So tell me about your your quest and what you're
wanting to do. And then when we had the conversation,
I'm like, oh, I think we I think we can
help out yeah, but tell me about your quest and
(13:23):
what you guys are playing on doing well.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
As some of you may know, we've been banned from
the North Pole my dad. Uh you know, the Senior
Santa kicked us out.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Not fair.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Well, you know it's fine, man, but it's we got
kicked out because we uh we we we got really uh.
I don't know if you've ever eaten mushrooms up in
the North Pole. Yeah, the the Yeti shrooms are incredible.
And we waited all the nighties was goo, why can't
Christmas be every day?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Right? You know?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
So I went to my dad, I was like, what
about Christmas every day? He's like, why don't you and
your friends get lost? So one thing led to another
and we can't go home. But you know, we think
or that I think our idea is a good idea.
So we're gonna take it over to Edinburgh, Scotland in August.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So in in in Scotland there is it's the original, like.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
The gree idea of all the French festivals, the French
Festival seventy seven years, this thing's been going on, right.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So you guys, you sort of would be representing America
at the French Festival. Yeah, but it's the bad thing
now for those that don't remember Angel you remember when
when they came and they helped us raise money for.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
The Christmas absolutely crushed it.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah, man, you guys crushed it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And I'm and I'm like, I was blown away by
your performance. Everybody loved you guys. And so you're telling
me about this, You're like, we're trying to raise money
to be able to go over to the French Festival
in Scotland. Yeah, and and bring them the Bad Stand
and the Angry Elves band.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Well, you know it's it's thirty five thirty five hundred shows,
five hundred SHOs from all over the world. Yeah, fifty
seven different countries. Like why not? You know, so would
you go there? Like how many? How many concerts will
you do? How many shows will you do?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
And then too many.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
We're doing because it's something genius. We're doing twenty one
performances in twenty five days.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Twenty one.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah, it's nine thirty at night almost every night. But
do we get four four nights off?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And do people vote? Do they do they vote on
who do you win? The Friends festivals? How that works?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Nobody wins in ur No no, there's.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
You're no winners in our everyone anything.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
But you can sell the place out or not sell
the place, So you could be playing in front of
five people or you can have five hundred.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Right, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
That's the Uh you know what I think uh russ
uh Orlandos accepted us and embraced us. I think we're
incredibly grateful for all the cool stuff that's happened here.
So I think being able to go over there, I think,
you know, as long as you have a heart and
a soul, you're like what we do, you know?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
And if you the last year, yeah, yeah, yeah, it
is it right. Oh, it's unbelievable. Here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Not only are the people just absolutely want and they
will dig what you guys do, but the beauty of
just the architecture built into the landscape. I mean, it'll
just blow your way. You haven't been.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
I went in the past the space for performing and
is a place called just the Tonic. It's the Caves, right,
oh wow, and it's I guess ibove that used feel
old hospital. So the venue that we have, it's it's
so cool looking. But apparently that's where they buried bodies
during the black plague. Yeah, so that's you know, that's
something that's happy.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That you're talking all yea, heave all there. You know,
you gotta do what you gotta do. We're gonna have
like a ghost choir or something.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
So in order to in order to uh, to be
able to go and perform at the French festival there,
did you have to submit like I don't know, video
or show them what you do or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
You know, apparently they take just about anybody shows, you know,
so you didn't have to ca Yeah, yeah, the guy,
the guy that, the guy that his name is Darryl
and Darryl uh I used to do the show Cultures
on my c bar and Darryl saw that and so
I called him up. I was like, yeah, we got
this thing, and he's like that sounds absolutely bonkers. And
(17:13):
next thing, you know, you know, he's like, all right,
sign this.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
So describe the band to audience members that have never
seen the band they didn't see when you perform for
us in December, Well, what is bad saying in angry elves?
If you had to describe it? When you guys talk,
we can't hear you because that mic is so just Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just a guy talking about the micro So you know,
(17:36):
we are the only band. We're the greatest Christmas band
of all time, possibly possibly the greatest band of all time.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Right, we're like I said, I'm fourth son of the Kringle.
There's Ashull Elves and love the music that you know
and love we wrote Van Halen and Prance and Motley
Cruze and A C.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
D C.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
And Jesus Priest and you two and all of them
like that's our we wrote it, right, Yeah, we gave
them all their greatest hits as gifts.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's nice. Yeah, you guys are that's very nice of it.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Well, but we got no royalties, so we're broke as
a joke and we're like, you know what, why should
they get all the credit?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
So okay, so when you're broke as a joke, how
the hell do you expect you're going to get.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Over to Scotland.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
It's just four of you going, or you bring in
your wives and girlfriends, Like what's happening?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Wives and girlfriends. There's five of us for five of you,
and we we've been raising money, so we have a
go fund me. It's on our Facebook page, and and uh,
you know we have a couple of people who are
investing in and and honestly, like the people of Orlando
have been so supportive, you know, and and I know
that you know, you've been gracious enough to list come
(18:49):
out and be the house ban for this gang on
June fifth.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, when we spoke, I'm excited about that.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I had a couple other bands, but then I talked
to you and I remembered how you guys killed it.
I said, how would you like to be the house
band for our Monster Night of Comedy that we're doing
and Mount Dora, And you said, we would love to do.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, so Bad Sand and Angry Elves will be our
house band on stage. And I know you've got some
special stuff planned and you're gonna do a song for
us today, so the audience kind of knows what you.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Do, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Money. How much money do you need? That's what That's
what we need to figure out. Okay, well, right.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Now I can tell you we've got a little bit
of the ray May in place, but man, we we
need about twenty grand.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Okay, So, so you're looking for donations and if they
want to donate.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
What do they do?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
They can either go to our Facebook page which is
uh just bad Santa and the Angry Elves right and
at the very top there's the go funny thing. I mean,
anybody like look, if you do like, we are obviously grateful.
But this Christmas Eve, we will come to your house
and we'll slip you something super special.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Okay, does I promise you get it every year?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Rush?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Talking about it? Hey?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So so uh at the show, people can donate the show,
you'll set up an area and people want to, you know,
meet you guys, talk to you guys and help you
make your trip to Scotland to be to represent America. Yes,
at the French Festal, yes, the Scotland Frenchville.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
That's pretty cool taste, you're saying. So I think it's
cool to and you know the fact that my dad
was like, you need to leave the North Pole, and
America has embraced us so wholeheartedly considering how you know,
just absolute bonkers your country as anyway. I mean, it's wild,
you know. I mean, if you guys have to deal
with you don't have to deal with the North Pole.
My dad is king and you know he's he's got
(20:38):
iron fish. We have healthcare. We're giving a monthly allowance
that we can use at at Vixen Strip Club.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Which is, explains the Red Coach, a bunch of socialists.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
So straight to the website go fundme dot com website.
Also just type and help bats and the Angry Elves
rock Edinburgh and that'll up your guys' donation.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
How do you feel?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Thank you so much? Think the Scottish angel are going
to take. They're gonna take. It's gonna take a storm.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, So what what song are you gonna do today?
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Well?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
We got I don't know, we got, we got down
Tampa and Uptempa. We got I mean, how much time
do you have? But then, Timmins, how about how about
we do a double dip. Okay we'll start off with
double so uh without any further ado uh. The greatest
Christmas fan of all time, possibly a great span of
all time. We got Elfie van Whalen CC to elf
(21:40):
and playing drums on his leg, Elfie Nicks. This is
called fly Messlie forever.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Oh oh oh ho.
Speaker 14 (22:10):
Oh oh said we're so cold outside and I don't
ready understand.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Do you read to me?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
If fly high or is it just a dream? Children?
Speaker 12 (22:34):
It's in the pomp of your hand, and I'm flying
there for you.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
What am I supposed to do with you?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Over? Believe in me?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
If I fly my.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Slafe forever.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
With the gifts sp me, it's strange.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
And if iply my safe forever, will I see Christmas Day?
Sometimes it gets so hard the whole hold on to
(23:25):
the rain.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
You know, my reinio going sane. If you don't believe
in me.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Like a river you have my heart?
Speaker 7 (23:39):
Do you put it?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Say?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
If I don't money, will my gift still be heading
until Christmas? Treat?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
And if I bly my safe.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Forever, will the gift so be extrange.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Ably? My slave forever?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Will I see Christmas day?
Speaker 6 (24:23):
By slave?
Speaker 13 (24:27):
Lie?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Same?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
You got to fly.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Same way?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Lie?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Same shame?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Lie say you got to fly.
Speaker 15 (24:47):
Same way?
Speaker 12 (25:29):
Christmas evening will land on your roof. You hear the
prancing of each little loaf, slide down your chimney onto
your floor.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
I see your mother say by the door, she says,
Dear Santa, I still believe.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
I say, come here, love, get down on your knees.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Your mother loves me.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
She does it right. I give her a candy on
Christmas night.
Speaker 16 (26:03):
Here, I am link me like a candy can.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Here, I am.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Link me like a candy can.
Speaker 12 (26:20):
Eat the cookies, I drink the milk. I see your father.
He's dressed in silk. He says, there, Santa, I also
believe I said, come here, my man, get down on
your knees. Your mother, dad in front of me. They
get the present because they believe I love him so much.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
They do it right. They link the candy cane on
Christmas night.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Where I am.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Lend me like a candy can. But here I am
let me like a candy cane. Yes, lead.
Speaker 16 (27:09):
Here, I am let me like a candy cade. Here
I am link me like a candy cade.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
You look me like a candy cane.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Boys in my sleigh flying away.
Speaker 12 (28:05):
I don't know if I return next Christmas Day. But
then I hear they're in the air, your mom and.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Dad, the well, the well, the center.
Speaker 12 (28:18):
Claus will get to thee as long as you all
stop to relieve and make.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Up the words on the top of my head. I
like when the kids are nustled to sleep in the bed.
Speaker 12 (28:35):
Here, I am lead me like a candy came sing
a lunge fellows.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
You donna lift Come on now here.
Speaker 13 (28:44):
I am yes, lent me like a candy game. Oh here,
I am lead me like a candy game.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
You're leg it, don't you Come on girl here? Man,
I got candy cane.
Speaker 16 (29:07):
Here.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I am what you said?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
What's help Baba's Alley for sure.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
This is how I know you guys made it right.
It's it's a taxi service. I love this song. It's awesome.
It's great.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh my gosh, they're amazing. And there're one guy he's like,
there was one guy. He's like, man, this is these
are demons from hell.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
It feels like he some time Santa and the Angryels.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
That was all acoustic. When they do this stuff with
you with live Yo kicks as it's awesome. We're gonna
try to help the send you to h to the
fanch Festival. Every every petty couch guys, thank you so much.
I mean we had so much fun. You know, thank
you guys here and I want to thank you guys.
You're gonna be the the house band. It's the Monster
(30:05):
Night of Comedy uh in Mount Dora at the Mount
Door Music Hall. They're gonna be the house band. They'll
be playing a couple songs that night and also covering
some other other people coming in.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
They're gonna do some guest singing and stuff.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Support yeah June, did you did? They can got extra
insurance from the building.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Do you know? Yeah, they need to get it.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, yeah, that June fifth.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
And if you want to help send them to Scotland,
you know, to support uh, you know, to represent America,
you can do that.
Speaker 13 (30:31):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
And you can give them a follow on their either
their Facebook or their Instagram account. Both pages have the
links that you can go directly to their GoFundMe. So
thank you guys, and look forward to working.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
With you on June.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
It's gonna be the Mountdoor Music Hall and you can
get tickets now. Jack just said. Tickets are available right now.
If you go to Real Radio dot FM Slash Night
you can get your tickets. This will sell out because
the beforehand we're doing the two hours with like everybody,
we can gather from the Monster Interverse where you can
take selfies with him and Jeff Howell will be performing
in the last for free. Jeff Howison performing for free.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
We're for free too, Oh okay, people getting paid? Yeah
all right, so uh, thank you guys for coming in.
We appreciate it. You're all right, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You're listening to The Mantras Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Real Today, so correctly if I'm wrong, But uh, Niles
Rogers plays bass, right, he's a bas you got the guy.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
He's from a chic Yes, wait wait wait, no, Niles
Rogers was a guitar player.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I believe I think we played bass. I think I
think he's a guitar player. Double checked. That's the producer guy.
He products he's a guitar player. Okay, all right, black guy. Right, No,
he's white rock.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I think the wrong guy. Then you know he's black anyway.
So he's now working with Duran Duran. Ah, yeah, that's
pretty cool. Uh hey, welcome back to the Mantras Morning.
He's a Real Radio one oh four point one five.
People are like, I'm going to Real Radio Monsters dot
com to try to get tickets, but it's not up yet.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Link.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Well, no, it's at Real Radio dot FM slash Night.
I haven't had a chance to put it on our
website yet because Jack just came in here seconds ago
and said, hey, tickets are now available, So if you
want to get your tickets for the Monsters Live at Night. Uh,
it's gonna be in Mount Dora. This is like rated
Triple R. It's uncensored. This will be one of those
(32:21):
shows that we're not filming or taping. Uh, they'll be
let's say stuff that we can't say on the radio.
We'll be we'll be talking about at this particular event,
the house band is bad saying it and the Angry Elves. Yeah,
other guests, surprise guests. Jeff Howe will be playing at
the pre party, which well you heard they're doing for free.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
You know it is around here. Yeah, I know, but
that doesn't make me feel better. So you're do it
for tips?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Wall, Yeah, I'm doing it for tips, But yeah, I'm
doing it for you because you You have been very
kind about allowing me to come in here and do
some original songs and do some songs that are way
left of center. And I really appreciate that, and so
thank you. You're letting me do today.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, you're gonna do I'm curious about today because and
we'll do this later after them.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
But you said that that you've always not really liked country.
I didn't like I liked it when I was a
kid back in the old day.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, and I remember, like, I heard this one country
song and you'll get a kick out of this. You
might have even been here, Angel.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
There was a country song that I'm like, this is
really really good and creative, and I'm gonna actually let
Jeff hear it because he actually might appreciate country music,
you know, new country music, if I let him hear it.
And it's Eric Church and it's my record Year, which
I think is a very creative song.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
I never heard it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I know you listened to it, O Give Me and
you rolled your eyes. You thought it was corny and terrible,
and I thought it was brilliant. Yeah, that sounds hard
for the course. Yeah, so I'm curious of what kind
of country song. Oh you're gonna do a little bit
later on, Oh you're gonna listen like corn Oh no, no, man,
(33:57):
I'm going serious, Man serious, I'm done with blues, mate.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I love the blues, but it didn't do anything in
hand the bills. I'm I'm going full on country.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I remember when I made you listen to Toby Keith
for two hours. God, I will tell you this, And
he's in the he is in the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will tell you this that three
months that I lived with that woman, way less painful
for that.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
All Right, we'll do that later anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Jeff will be playing in the lobby beforehand, the two
hours beforehand. We've got I mean, we're gonna have you know,
a bunch of people that will be there that you've
heard on the show if you want to take selfies
and get to meet and greet. I could go through
the list, but there's about twenty five people we have
so far here. I'll go through it real quick.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Tyler King, the kid that came in a couple of
weeks ago that is autistic, that can sing his ass off.
He will be there, along with big countries gonna be there.
Jeff Howe, Miguel Cologne, Briana Reez who won the Monster
singing competition on ITX, the one, Savannah Savino, you got
Mode Duit, we got John bus Decker, we got the Wine.
Diva is gonna be there. Tuttle's gonna be there, and
(35:00):
Tuttle wants to do a stunt on stage, and he
will not tell me what it is, so it'll be
surprised to me too. Poppy D's gonna be there, both
the Big Man Roads. We got Dale Torberg and Bernova
of course, Daisy del Toro and Angelique the Dancing Queen.
I got Kristen with two skunks, because you know you
gotta have at least two skunks to take a selfie with.
(35:22):
Tiffany will be there, Jack Bradshaw will be there, Rodney
the Gator Hunter, our intern Fro who you just heard recently,
who's you know, a good friend of ours. Monster Mags
will be there, Ray Trenley, Christy Martin and Jimmy Hart
and there's several other folks that are waiting to get
back to me. So you'll get to meet all these people,
take selfies with them in the two hours before and
(35:43):
Jeff Howe will be entertaining at that time, so for free.
If you want to get in to the event, you
gotta get tickets. And that's real Radio dot FM Slash Night.
That's real Radio dot FM Slash Night for the master
Knight of Comedy. What's not of comedy, it's just the
monsters live at night June the fifth, looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
How about you?
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Ryan?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
You awake?
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I am away?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Why did you cut to me? Because I looked at you,
and you look like you were staring at something. I
got a screening front.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
I don't know why we cut to me all of
a sudden. You're all excited amy to go?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
What about you? How about you? Are you excited about
June fifth?
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
There's a lot.
Speaker 9 (36:25):
There's a lot of going on, a lot of moving parts.
I have no commentary on this yet. Hold on, let
me think about it. Uh great, it's gonna be good.
It's gonna be adventurers and you're just not ready for that.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
You'll tell me like a cat, look at at like
like a mouth. You'll do a live King of Denmark,
but it'll be uncensored. It's an uncensored doing stand up.
You don't have to you just do your King of
What is your what do you call it? King of Denmark?
Is that?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Does that? Stand up? Sit down? Your sit down? Okay,
so you'll sit down. We're gonna make it like how
I do it here. Yeah, I'm gonna sit down and
look at it.
Speaker 9 (36:57):
I'm gonna have several notes jotted out, and we're not
gonna get to any of them because I'm gonna be
interrupted several times.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Okay, so you're gonna do it like like you do
it here. Yeah, okay, well just try to make it funny. Yeah,
you worry about your country song, right, bo. That's a
good point, nickel button. Now, yeah, did you write down
the lyrics last time you? You you buffed on the lyrics?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, risk, but I had him written down, but I
just I just kind of spaced out because the of Diablo.
But uh, this this one, I've committed to memory. Okay,
so I might screw it up, all right, but IM not.
But it's a great song.
Speaker 13 (37:35):
All right.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
It's gonna put me on top. Baby.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I can't wait to hear it, all right. Next hour,
a brand new song from Jeff Hall.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
He's gone country, got total country, gone country, got me
some boots.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
All right when we come back.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
It's signed for the King of Crian Holmes and making
his daily proclamation. You're listening to the match of the morning,
Major Problems, or to
Welcome back to the monsters in the morning. I remember
Radio one of four point one, that was your keyword, Rich.
You take it over to real radio dot f them.
You plug it in and you wait about an hour.
You get a phone call from a number you don't recognize.
You gotta pick it up because if you don't pick
it up, they're gonna call somebody else.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And we want you to win that thousand dollars and
good luck. We'd love to see a brand new winner.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan Jeff Howe here today
and our special guest is dream a little Who's miss Monster?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Burlessed? People are texting in like, who's who's in there
right now? I don't know who she is? That's a Missmonster?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Who is that?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Who's the smell of dog lady?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
And you know what, can you please be an expert
for us right now and speak for all women?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Can you do that?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay? I will if she won't.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
That's all loaded.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, because I'm reading this article and this might
be things that maybe Angel does or Ryan or I
don't know if Jeff Hall does any of these things.
Because you've never liked you never had a woman actually
live with you?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Have you no?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
God?
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Ges no? Actually about three months?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh yeahs in your entire life, you've only lived with
a woman for three months? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and
that was because I had to Yeah, okay, so her
parents wouldn't take her back, all right, So this is
I don't know if you will you'll be able to
help with this participate though, but you could tell me
whether you your husband does this or not dreaming and
if this stuff that we need to think about. And
(01:32):
this article is about things that that irritate women, that
men do and we don't realize that it irritates women
like we don't know, we don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And as I'm reading these, I'm thinking Ryan does half
of them. I'm sure, yeah damn, but I probably do too.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
To be honest with you, like this first one, and
tell me if your husband does this, and if this
does irritate you that men will clam up whenever they're stressed,
So they get stressed out, they clam up and they
won't talk angel. Are you like that you if you
get stressed out, will you will you clam up and
not talk to your lady?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, I think I do the same thing. I don't
want to fight, and I figure i'll say something wrong.
Speaker 8 (02:10):
Well, it's two things though, in the sense of if
we're if we're arguing, No, I'm good to argue. I'll
argue all day long. And that's actually not a not
one of my better qualities. But if I'm like trying
to work out something like, like I'm stressed out, let's
say a work thing or something like that, Yeah, what
I tend to do is I internalize it, try to
(02:30):
fix that issue in my head and and and and
fix it that way, as opposed to talking out that
problem with my partner. So I'm saying, like, so, it's
two different things if I'm arguing with you with her
or who, Yeah, I'm good to argue.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Happen Ryan, how about you? It's good Men don't realize it.
But this irritates women that we clam up when we
get stressed.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
Out, realize it and don't care. Like when I'm stressed, yeah,
I can't. I can't be around people dreamingly. Is that
something that bothers women? And you're now speaking for all women.
Speaker 10 (03:03):
I don't have a lot of personal experience with that,
because when my husband's stressed, he'll probably talk to me
about it, especially like if it's something like like work
related event to me, and he'll be like, this is happening,
and this is happening, and you know, like it almost.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Like because he can't talk to.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
Anyone else about work.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, he's like in.
Speaker 10 (03:25):
Charge of everyone, so it's normally like personnelish kind of.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Like I found there's some of the things I stress about.
Other people don't seem to understand why I'm stressed about it,
So it's best that I just keep it to myself.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So I probably do that.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
When this guy says he's not complicated, I'm not complicated.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
See.
Speaker 10 (03:41):
I think I'm the one that stresses more in our
relationship and that's probably why he's he's way more easy going.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, here's something that This is something else they
say that men do that. You know, it makes women
upset that they don't like but they do it. They
don't realize it is that they get advice from other
people and not you, like like they'll listen to advice
from other people but not not you.
Speaker 11 (04:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (04:05):
Yeah, I mean, like again, it depends on what, like
do I know about it? Like is it something you
should have asked me about?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Right?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
But I mean I also.
Speaker 10 (04:14):
Will be the first one to admit like when I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, agg shated when I went to other people for
advice on how to have an affair.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Yeah, that's probably pissed her off, right, if you get
advice from someone, you don't get advice from anyone else,
do you, other than your wife?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Well, I get lots of advice all day long from you.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So if you listen to my advice and don't listen
to her advice, does she get mad?
Speaker 9 (04:39):
It's never happened once, so yeah, no, I listened to her.
She's just got a good head on her shoulder.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay, how about it if there says that women get
upset if men are always blunt, Like if a man
is blunt.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Who's making this list? There you go question my goddamn list.
Jesus has already just got hold on.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The source is let's see here, But uh.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You pulled it out of It's an article. It was
in the New York Times, so wrote it.
Speaker 10 (05:19):
Yeah, but no, like honestly, like that doesn't even track
because like when he needs to be and I am
what I need to be, probably, like I think it's
a personality thing. I can be blunt to a fault
my parents as my sister.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So you guys are blunt with each other.
Speaker 10 (05:41):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
That's the person that one doesn't apply. That's not a
male female. This tell me this one will applies.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
He always looks like he's not listening when you're speaking, like,
so that one does.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
But it's like when you're on your phone, you're like telling,
you know, like oh and I had to go through
this or this happened, and then they're like they look
up and they're like what.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh, right, and this one, this one has to be
you right, because you you do that with us all
the time. We can't tell if you're listening or not.
Just like right now.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
He does that every every Thursday eleven fifteen. He does that.
Even the kids will get upset if he's doing I
do it too. Does your wife ever say anything to
do about it?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
Yeah, And I've told her, if you're talking to me,
say my name that way, I'll pay attention.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You're just talking into the air. You could be talking
to the dogs. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
If it's only the two of you. Uh huh, right
in let's say said room. Right, she has to say
your name.
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Yes, they have ADHD. It is a real problem. It's
a real diagnosis. And if you are just talking, I
don't hear it. If you say my name, though, I go, oh,
what's up?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
So I do it here because I know if I
don't ask him directly, can learn Why can't women.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Crazy? That's a great dog? How about this?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This says once again, this is an article about things
men do that tick off their wives and they don't
realize it. He constantly surfs through the TV channels.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Uh h, you guys, the remote you have. Oh, he's
not a TV watcher, so you you are in control
of the remote.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
He'll get into like a show here, show there, and
it's most likely to show that I was watching before,
and he'll sit down and he'll start watching with me
and he's like, wait, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
I need to know?
Speaker 10 (07:29):
Like and he gets into it stranger things.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Heck, even Bridgerton, Like you know, like you make him
watch Bridges?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I know?
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Who?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Where's the pants in that family?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Have you watched?
Speaker 8 (07:43):
What was the show that you were liking? Somebody in
Paris that's too girly for her?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, it is.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
It is a lot of like it's like if sex
and the city was like even more delusional.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
See, I love definitely in Paris.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I know flippingto the channels is annoyance of my wife
is there. I won't do it, but I'm by myself
because I know it's rude.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
Flip now though everything's streaming and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So like normally you can flip the different streaming and
all the choices.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, normally will be like is this back on? Or
is this back?
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Like we're really into like shrinking out, Like, let's watch
shrink it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You know, here's another one. And I'm guilty of this one.
This one I'm really bad at. And I'm curious that
they said a lot of women get upset about this, uh,
that we're trying to find something, uh and you can't
find it and it's right there in plain sight.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Like like that's just the way of life. That's just
a guy.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
That's a guy thing, right, It's a guy thing.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Like, honey, I can't find the mayonnaise. Where's the man?
Speaker 9 (08:40):
I was having me yesterday? So my wife's out of
town and I lose my phone a lot. I lose
a lot a lot, uh, And I usually just tell
my wife. I'm like honey, you call my phone right
she's out of town. I spent two hours looking for
my phone yesterday. I know that the Apple Watch is dead.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
So I got that's a you thing.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It turns out it was in the washing machine. Of course,
your phone.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Apparently I said it on the edge of the washing machine,
and somebody, I think my mom came to the door
or something and it must have fallen in after like
I left it there and just could not find And
I was like, I can't. What am I gonna do?
Email my wife to call my phone. I can't be
at this level of incomfidence right after she left. It
only had been three hours. And actually all of that
makes sense for you.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Of all the places that Ryan Holmes is going to
miss places fars, the drying machine.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
And it's so funny because I finally like, after two hours,
I really I was.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Like, oh the washing machine, washing machine, Yeah, it was there, Yes,
the one that I spent three months with.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
And one time during sexy time, I asked her where's
the man as.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Where was it?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Right right where we're supposed to be, right right next
to the bed, right where we're supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well, you know what, you spoke for all women and
you you did a pretty.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
Good job, and like mentioned like literally anything that actually bugs.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
That one bugs my wife to death. One of the
biggest thing that bugs you.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Then the mental load thing, Hey what do you need
me to do?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
What?
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Like it's it's like we have people coming over, or
like the house is a mess, and like, hey, what
do you need me to do? Look around, dude, pick
up the living room Washington specificity, you got to break
it down giant, Like I was like, or like, okay,
let me, I'll go to the store.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What do we need right right?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Why are the fridge?
Speaker 10 (10:36):
I pretty much beat this one.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
We need direction.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
We need direction because because you might but you're like
it needs it needs to be vacuum.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well I might look and go I don't think it
needs to give the list will get done.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
If you would just be like, yeah, figure it out,
nothing will happen because everybody's fine.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
Even more because then like you're doing all of the
stuff and you have to stop and like tell tell
someone like okay, well you know there's four loads of
laundry that have been sitting here that need to be full,
like you know, like I I'm not trying to you know,
like you're an adult.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
They didn't mention.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
They didn't mention to me what I understand. Disupposedly, the
biggest one is when you're complaining to them about some problem, don't.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Don't try to solve the problem. Solve the problem.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, because I read that in that book men are
from Mars, women are insane, and that when I went, okay,
I'll never be able to do this. Yeah, because you
always want to try to solve it. Yeah, here's the thing.
I finally figured. Oh, I'm sorry to here's the thing
if if you tell it, I'll listened one time and
I won't try to solve it. But don't bring that
up again. I listened that one time. I'm not listening
(11:42):
to it again. So I wonder why it was only
three months dream of little Thanks for.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Coming in, good seeing you, and we'll talk to you
about the car show. Yeah, sounds a good way. All right,
don't go anywhere you're listening to the March of the Morning,
No bots, no scripts, No, I'm sorry, I can understand
the question.
Speaker 9 (12:01):
Just actual flawing people, real radio one oh four point
one guaranteed humans.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Looking at heavyweight tol Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
welcome back to the Manxter.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
This morning's our radio one oh four point one.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We are broadcasting live on iHeartRadio. And you want to
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That's real radiomasters dot com.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
What's up.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan and Jeff Howell here
today and we have him the guys from Bad Santah
and the Angry Elves Christian.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
How you doing? Body?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
O ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
How are you doing? You're good, You're good, We're wake,
We're everybody's alive. Yeah, you got the whole band with her.
We did EKG things and the other things and everybody. Yeah,
I got all the l's with the actual live you know,
rush you bet my l's. These are actual live, actual elves.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, you know I say that weird, right, So tell
me about the Okay, so you sent me a message
the other day, uh huh, And could you guys have
something that's coming up that really could be super cool.
So tell me about your your quest and what you're
wanting to do. And then when we had the conversation,
I'm like, oh, I think we I think we can
help out yeah, but tell me about your quest and
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what you guys are playing on doing well.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
As some of you may know, we've been banned from
the North Pole my dad. Uh you know, the Senior
Santa kicked us out.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Not fair.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Well, you know it's fine, man, but it's we got
kicked out because we uh we we we got really uh.
I don't know if you've ever eaten mushrooms up in
the North Pole. Yeah, the the Yeti shrooms are incredible.
And we waited all the nighties was goo, why can't
Christmas be every day?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Right? You know?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
So I went to my dad, I was like, what
about Christmas every day? He's like, why don't you and
your friends get lost? So one thing led to another
and we can't go home. But you know, we think
or that I think our idea is a good idea.
So we're gonna take it over to Edinburgh, Scotland in August.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So in in in Scotland there is it's the original, like.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
The gree idea of all the French festivals, the French
Festival seventy seven years, this thing's been going on, right.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So you guys, you sort of would be representing America
at the French Festival. Yeah, but it's the bad thing
now for those that don't remember Angel you remember when
when they came and they helped us raise money for.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
The Christmas absolutely crushed it.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah, man, you guys crushed it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And I'm and I'm like, I was blown away by
your performance. Everybody loved you guys. And so you're telling
me about this, You're like, we're trying to raise money
to be able to go over to the French Festival
in Scotland. Yeah, and and bring them the Bad Stand
and the Angry Elves band.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Well, you know it's it's thirty five thirty five hundred shows,
five hundred SHOs from all over the world. Yeah, fifty
seven different countries. Like why not? You know, so would
you go there? Like how many? How many concerts will
you do? How many shows will you do?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
And then too many.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
We're doing because it's something genius. We're doing twenty one
performances in twenty five days.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Twenty one.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah, it's nine thirty at night almost every night. But
do we get four four nights off?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And do people vote? Do they do they vote on
who do you win? The Friends festivals? How that works?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Nobody wins in ur No no, there's.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
You're no winners in our everyone anything.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
But you can sell the place out or not sell
the place, So you could be playing in front of
five people or you can have five hundred.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Right, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
That's the Uh you know what I think uh russ
uh Orlandos accepted us and embraced us. I think we're
incredibly grateful for all the cool stuff that's happened here.
So I think being able to go over there, I think,
you know, as long as you have a heart and
a soul, you're like what we do, you know?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
And if you the last year, yeah, yeah, yeah, it
is it right. Oh, it's unbelievable. Here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Not only are the people just absolutely want and they
will dig what you guys do, but the beauty of
just the architecture built into the landscape. I mean, it'll
just blow your way. You haven't been.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
I went in the past the space for performing and
is a place called just the Tonic. It's the Caves, right,
oh wow, and it's I guess ibove that used feel
old hospital. So the venue that we have, it's it's
so cool looking. But apparently that's where they buried bodies
during the black plague. Yeah, so that's you know, that's
something that's happy.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That you're talking all yea, heave all there. You know,
you gotta do what you gotta do. We're gonna have
like a ghost choir or something.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
So in order to in order to uh, to be
able to go and perform at the French festival there,
did you have to submit like I don't know, video
or show them what you do or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
You know, apparently they take just about anybody shows, you know,
so you didn't have to ca Yeah, yeah, the guy,
the guy that, the guy that his name is Darryl
and Darryl uh I used to do the show Cultures
on my c bar and Darryl saw that and so
I called him up. I was like, yeah, we got
this thing, and he's like that sounds absolutely bonkers. And
(17:13):
next thing, you know, you know, he's like, all right,
sign this.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
So describe the band to audience members that have never
seen the band they didn't see when you perform for
us in December, Well, what is bad saying in angry elves?
If you had to describe it? When you guys talk,
we can't hear you because that mic is so just Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just a guy talking about the micro So you know,
(17:36):
we are the only band. We're the greatest Christmas band
of all time, possibly possibly the greatest band of all time.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Right, we're like I said, I'm fourth son of the Kringle.
There's Ashull Elves and love the music that you know
and love we wrote Van Halen and Prance and Motley
Cruze and A C.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
D C.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
And Jesus Priest and you two and all of them
like that's our we wrote it, right, Yeah, we gave
them all their greatest hits as gifts.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's nice. Yeah, you guys are that's very nice of it.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Well, but we got no royalties, so we're broke as
a joke and we're like, you know what, why should
they get all the credit?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
So okay, so when you're broke as a joke, how
the hell do you expect you're going to get.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Over to Scotland.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
It's just four of you going, or you bring in
your wives and girlfriends, Like what's happening?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Wives and girlfriends. There's five of us for five of you,
and we we've been raising money, so we have a
go fund me. It's on our Facebook page, and and uh,
you know we have a couple of people who are
investing in and and honestly, like the people of Orlando
have been so supportive, you know, and and I know
that you know, you've been gracious enough to list come
(18:49):
out and be the house ban for this gang on
June fifth.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, when we spoke, I'm excited about that.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I had a couple other bands, but then I talked
to you and I remembered how you guys killed it.
I said, how would you like to be the house
band for our Monster Night of Comedy that we're doing
and Mount Dora, And you said, we would love to do.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, so Bad Sand and Angry Elves will be our
house band on stage. And I know you've got some
special stuff planned and you're gonna do a song for
us today, so the audience kind of knows what you.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Do, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Money. How much money do you need? That's what That's
what we need to figure out. Okay, well, right.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Now I can tell you we've got a little bit
of the ray May in place, but man, we we
need about twenty grand.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Okay, So, so you're looking for donations and if they
want to donate.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
What do they do?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
They can either go to our Facebook page which is
uh just bad Santa and the Angry Elves right and
at the very top there's the go funny thing. I mean,
anybody like look, if you do like, we are obviously grateful.
But this Christmas Eve, we will come to your house
and we'll slip you something super special.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Okay, does I promise you get it every year?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Rush?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Talking about it? Hey?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So so uh at the show, people can donate the show,
you'll set up an area and people want to, you know,
meet you guys, talk to you guys and help you
make your trip to Scotland to be to represent America. Yes,
at the French Festal, yes, the Scotland Frenchville.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
That's pretty cool taste, you're saying. So I think it's
cool to and you know the fact that my dad
was like, you need to leave the North Pole, and
America has embraced us so wholeheartedly considering how you know,
just absolute bonkers your country as anyway. I mean, it's wild,
you know. I mean, if you guys have to deal
with you don't have to deal with the North Pole.
My dad is king and you know he's he's got
(20:38):
iron fish. We have healthcare. We're giving a monthly allowance
that we can use at at Vixen Strip Club.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Which is, explains the Red Coach, a bunch of socialists.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
So straight to the website go fundme dot com website.
Also just type and help bats and the Angry Elves
rock Edinburgh and that'll up your guys' donation.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
How do you feel?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Thank you so much? Think the Scottish angel are going
to take. They're gonna take. It's gonna take a storm.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, So what what song are you gonna do today?
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Well?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
We got I don't know, we got, we got down
Tampa and Uptempa. We got I mean, how much time
do you have? But then, Timmins, how about how about
we do a double dip. Okay we'll start off with
double so uh without any further ado uh. The greatest
Christmas fan of all time, possibly a great span of
all time. We got Elfie van Whalen CC to elf
(21:40):
and playing drums on his leg, Elfie Nicks. This is
called fly Messlie forever.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Oh oh oh ho.
Speaker 14 (22:10):
Oh oh said we're so cold outside and I don't
ready understand.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Do you read to me?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
If fly high or is it just a dream? Children?
Speaker 12 (22:34):
It's in the pomp of your hand, and I'm flying
there for you.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
What am I supposed to do with you?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Over? Believe in me?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
If I fly my.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Slafe forever.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
With the gifts sp me, it's strange.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
And if iply my safe forever, will I see Christmas Day?
Sometimes it gets so hard the whole hold on to
(23:25):
the rain.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
You know, my reinio going sane. If you don't believe
in me.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Like a river you have my heart?
Speaker 7 (23:39):
Do you put it?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Say?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
If I don't money, will my gift still be heading
until Christmas? Treat?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
And if I bly my safe.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Forever, will the gift so be extrange.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Ably? My slave forever?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Will I see Christmas day?
Speaker 6 (24:23):
By slave?
Speaker 13 (24:27):
Lie?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Same?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
You got to fly.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Same way?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Lie?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Same shame?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Lie say you got to fly.
Speaker 15 (24:47):
Same way?
Speaker 12 (25:29):
Christmas evening will land on your roof. You hear the
prancing of each little loaf, slide down your chimney onto
your floor.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
I see your mother say by the door, she says,
Dear Santa, I still believe.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
I say, come here, love, get down on your knees.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Your mother loves me.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
She does it right. I give her a candy on
Christmas night.
Speaker 16 (26:03):
Here, I am link me like a candy can.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Here, I am.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Link me like a candy can.
Speaker 12 (26:20):
Eat the cookies, I drink the milk. I see your father.
He's dressed in silk. He says, there, Santa, I also
believe I said, come here, my man, get down on
your knees. Your mother, dad in front of me. They
get the present because they believe I love him so much.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
They do it right. They link the candy cane on
Christmas night.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Where I am.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Lend me like a candy can. But here I am
let me like a candy cane. Yes, lead.
Speaker 16 (27:09):
Here, I am let me like a candy cade. Here
I am link me like a candy cade.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
You look me like a candy cane.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Boys in my sleigh flying away.
Speaker 12 (28:05):
I don't know if I return next Christmas Day. But
then I hear they're in the air, your mom and.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Dad, the well, the well, the center.
Speaker 12 (28:18):
Claus will get to thee as long as you all
stop to relieve and make.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Up the words on the top of my head. I
like when the kids are nustled to sleep in the bed.
Speaker 12 (28:35):
Here, I am lead me like a candy came sing
a lunge fellows.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
You donna lift Come on now here.
Speaker 13 (28:44):
I am yes, lent me like a candy game. Oh here,
I am lead me like a candy game.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
You're leg it, don't you Come on girl here? Man,
I got candy cane.
Speaker 16 (29:07):
Here.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I am what you said?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
What's help Baba's Alley for sure.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
This is how I know you guys made it right.
It's it's a taxi service. I love this song. It's awesome.
It's great.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh my gosh, they're amazing. And there're one guy he's like,
there was one guy. He's like, man, this is these
are demons from hell.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
It feels like he some time Santa and the Angryels.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
That was all acoustic. When they do this stuff with
you with live Yo kicks as it's awesome. We're gonna
try to help the send you to h to the
fanch Festival. Every every petty couch guys, thank you so much.
I mean we had so much fun. You know, thank
you guys here and I want to thank you guys.
You're gonna be the the house band. It's the Monster
(30:05):
Night of Comedy uh in Mount Dora at the Mount
Door Music Hall. They're gonna be the house band. They'll
be playing a couple songs that night and also covering
some other other people coming in.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
They're gonna do some guest singing and stuff.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Support yeah June, did you did? They can got extra
insurance from the building.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Do you know? Yeah, they need to get it.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, yeah, that June fifth.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
And if you want to help send them to Scotland,
you know, to support uh, you know, to represent America,
you can do that.
Speaker 13 (30:31):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
And you can give them a follow on their either
their Facebook or their Instagram account. Both pages have the
links that you can go directly to their GoFundMe. So
thank you guys, and look forward to working.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
With you on June.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
It's gonna be the Mountdoor Music Hall and you can
get tickets now. Jack just said. Tickets are available right now.
If you go to Real Radio dot FM Slash Night
you can get your tickets. This will sell out because
the beforehand we're doing the two hours with like everybody,
we can gather from the Monster Interverse where you can
take selfies with him and Jeff Howell will be performing
in the last for free. Jeff Howison performing for free.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
We're for free too, Oh okay, people getting paid? Yeah
all right, so uh, thank you guys for coming in.
We appreciate it. You're all right, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You're listening to The Mantras Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Real Today, so correctly if I'm wrong, But uh, Niles
Rogers plays bass, right, he's a bas you got the guy.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
He's from a chic Yes, wait wait wait, no, Niles
Rogers was a guitar player.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I believe I think we played bass. I think I
think he's a guitar player. Double checked. That's the producer guy.
He products he's a guitar player. Okay, all right, black guy. Right, No,
he's white rock.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I think the wrong guy. Then you know he's black anyway.
So he's now working with Duran Duran. Ah, yeah, that's
pretty cool. Uh hey, welcome back to the Mantras Morning.
He's a Real Radio one oh four point one five.
People are like, I'm going to Real Radio Monsters dot
com to try to get tickets, but it's not up yet.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Link.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Well, no, it's at Real Radio dot FM slash Night.
I haven't had a chance to put it on our
website yet because Jack just came in here seconds ago
and said, hey, tickets are now available, So if you
want to get your tickets for the Monsters Live at Night. Uh,
it's gonna be in Mount Dora. This is like rated
Triple R. It's uncensored. This will be one of those
(32:21):
shows that we're not filming or taping. Uh, they'll be
let's say stuff that we can't say on the radio.
We'll be we'll be talking about at this particular event,
the house band is bad saying it and the Angry Elves. Yeah,
other guests, surprise guests. Jeff Howe will be playing at
the pre party, which well you heard they're doing for free.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
You know it is around here. Yeah, I know, but
that doesn't make me feel better. So you're do it
for tips?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Wall, Yeah, I'm doing it for tips, But yeah, I'm
doing it for you because you You have been very
kind about allowing me to come in here and do
some original songs and do some songs that are way
left of center. And I really appreciate that, and so
thank you. You're letting me do today.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, you're gonna do I'm curious about today because and
we'll do this later after them.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
But you said that that you've always not really liked country.
I didn't like I liked it when I was a
kid back in the old day.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, and I remember, like, I heard this one country
song and you'll get a kick out of this. You
might have even been here, Angel.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
There was a country song that I'm like, this is
really really good and creative, and I'm gonna actually let
Jeff hear it because he actually might appreciate country music,
you know, new country music, if I let him hear it.
And it's Eric Church and it's my record Year, which
I think is a very creative song.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
I never heard it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I know you listened to it, O Give Me and
you rolled your eyes. You thought it was corny and terrible,
and I thought it was brilliant. Yeah, that sounds hard
for the course. Yeah, so I'm curious of what kind
of country song. Oh you're gonna do a little bit
later on, Oh you're gonna listen like corn Oh no, no, man,
(33:57):
I'm going serious, Man serious, I'm done with blues, mate.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I love the blues, but it didn't do anything in
hand the bills. I'm I'm going full on country.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I remember when I made you listen to Toby Keith
for two hours. God, I will tell you this, And
he's in the he is in the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will tell you this that three
months that I lived with that woman, way less painful
for that.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
All Right, we'll do that later anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Jeff will be playing in the lobby beforehand, the two
hours beforehand. We've got I mean, we're gonna have you know,
a bunch of people that will be there that you've
heard on the show if you want to take selfies
and get to meet and greet. I could go through
the list, but there's about twenty five people we have
so far here. I'll go through it real quick.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Tyler King, the kid that came in a couple of
weeks ago that is autistic, that can sing his ass off.
He will be there, along with big countries gonna be there.
Jeff Howe, Miguel Cologne, Briana Reez who won the Monster
singing competition on ITX, the one, Savannah Savino, you got
Mode Duit, we got John bus Decker, we got the Wine.
Diva is gonna be there. Tuttle's gonna be there, and
(35:00):
Tuttle wants to do a stunt on stage, and he
will not tell me what it is, so it'll be
surprised to me too. Poppy D's gonna be there, both
the Big Man Roads. We got Dale Torberg and Bernova
of course, Daisy del Toro and Angelique the Dancing Queen.
I got Kristen with two skunks, because you know you
gotta have at least two skunks to take a selfie with.
(35:22):
Tiffany will be there, Jack Bradshaw will be there, Rodney
the Gator Hunter, our intern Fro who you just heard recently,
who's you know, a good friend of ours. Monster Mags
will be there, Ray Trenley, Christy Martin and Jimmy Hart
and there's several other folks that are waiting to get
back to me. So you'll get to meet all these people,
take selfies with them in the two hours before and
(35:43):
Jeff Howe will be entertaining at that time, so for free.
If you want to get in to the event, you
gotta get tickets. And that's real Radio dot FM Slash Night.
That's real Radio dot FM Slash Night for the master
Knight of Comedy. What's not of comedy, it's just the
monsters live at night June the fifth, looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
How about you?
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Ryan?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
You awake?
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I am away?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Why did you cut to me? Because I looked at you,
and you look like you were staring at something. I
got a screening front.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
I don't know why we cut to me all of
a sudden. You're all excited amy to go?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
What about you? How about you? Are you excited about
June fifth?
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
There's a lot.
Speaker 9 (36:25):
There's a lot of going on, a lot of moving parts.
I have no commentary on this yet. Hold on, let
me think about it. Uh great, it's gonna be good.
It's gonna be adventurers and you're just not ready for that.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
You'll tell me like a cat, look at at like
like a mouth. You'll do a live King of Denmark,
but it'll be uncensored. It's an uncensored doing stand up.
You don't have to you just do your King of
What is your what do you call it? King of Denmark?
Is that?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Does that? Stand up? Sit down? Your sit down? Okay,
so you'll sit down. We're gonna make it like how
I do it here. Yeah, I'm gonna sit down and
look at it.
Speaker 9 (36:57):
I'm gonna have several notes jotted out, and we're not
gonna get to any of them because I'm gonna be
interrupted several times.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Okay, so you're gonna do it like like you do
it here. Yeah, okay, well just try to make it funny. Yeah,
you worry about your country song, right, bo. That's a
good point, nickel button. Now, yeah, did you write down
the lyrics last time you? You you buffed on the lyrics?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, risk, but I had him written down, but I
just I just kind of spaced out because the of Diablo.
But uh, this this one, I've committed to memory. Okay,
so I might screw it up, all right, but IM not.
But it's a great song.
Speaker 13 (37:35):
All right.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
It's gonna put me on top. Baby.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I can't wait to hear it, all right. Next hour,
a brand new song from Jeff Hall.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
He's gone country, got total country, gone country, got me
some boots.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
All right when we come back.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
It's signed for the King of Crian Holmes and making
his daily proclamation. You're listening to the match of the morning,
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