November 10, 2025 • 36 mins
MONDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness celebrated his 10 year together anniversary. Decides he wants to redo his wedding vows. Rock N Roll Hall of Fame inductions. EDC orlando. Monster Messages & Hot Takes.
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Angel of Ear. Now it's time for the King of
ten right Ryan Holmes make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Boom boom gets you.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
It's time shird from the.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
King of the station.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Let's all you are.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Taking. Mr I brought to you.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Bye that mortgage guy down from that mortgage guy done
dot come. This email makes a lot more sense that
we got from corporate. Now we're not supposed to do
is AI. We're not going to play AI music right
because it turns out Billboard got tricked and the number
one song on Billboard's Country Digital Song right now.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Is an AI song. No Way It's my AI.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
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a song called Walk My Walk that's the number one
on their digital.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Chart right now, and it is completely AI.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Our company does not want to play those.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, we will not be doing that. Oh wow, that's
an interesting story.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I was happy with that email. I'm like, Okay, that's
that's good. Leaders, it's like that, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
We're real people. I'm a real person that's been doing
this for a long time. Uh. And I got reminded
of that over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
There was an article that came out Near Orlando Weekly
about Austin's Coffee and changing buildings and whatnot and moving
and who bought it and whatnot.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
And it is an old picture of me. I thought
that was fun. Old picture, old picture of me when
back when I was all skinny Ryan.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's about twelve years ago, I think, at the office
coffee doing open mic comedy.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh, it looks bigger than I thought it was. I'd
never been there before, so I didn't know. It looks
bigger than I thought.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
That picture makes it look large.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
That's taken like like a real estate photo is taken
from an angle.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Because that place is not that big. It is. It
is small, So it's closed for good now.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Uh. Yeah, they're they're opening up the new location over
on Fairbanks kind of Fairbanks and I four area.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
But yeah, shout out to Sarah Kinbar who was.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
A guess reporter for the Orlando week and thanks for
doing the cool little mock up on Austin's and seeing
all this old pictures that I didn't even know existed.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
That was very very cool. But it was my anniversary
as well, Russ.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You said, you're in it, So you celebrate two times
a year. You celebrate your your when you got together and.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
My love when I celebrated exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I celebrate your your wedding anniversary.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, this is this is the ten years of us
being together officially.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Uh was was uh.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Friday, So we me and my wife just hung out
all weekend with ourselves and uh just talked and laughed
and did other stuff.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
But we went to uh went to Christeners.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's really like to go to Christeners about once a
year because that's all we can afford.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It's a lovely steakhouse in the worst part of town.
And uh, hey, it's where I grew up.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Man, it's right down the street from where I grew up.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Was it different when you grew up?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No? No, okay, I'm no, it was. It was a
little nicer.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, that's the thing about Christeners. It's just next to
a taco bell in a pawn shop.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Uh, that Christeners. That's uh that building. That's where I
had my first job at Baker Street. I used to
be a dishwasher there and then it then it used
to be a you totem.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Okay, well they've upgrade. It was it Del Friscoes back
in the day.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Used to go there when it's Del Friscoes too.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
And all my cattle corn employees worked there too.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
They're all like bushers there, so I get them to
get me in and you know, hooked me up and stuff.
But I didn't have to do that this time, So
just sat at the bar with my wife. Lovely, lovely time.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
They got.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
They got easily the best appetizer I've ever had, maybe
best food I've ever had, which is this ahi tuna,
This like ah tuna steak that comes out.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Their shrimps are good too, big trips.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh my god, it's so good. The trench of classic.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know, all the waiters wear like little bow ties
and tucks kind of outfits.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What drake If you get a Margarita there.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
It is margarita.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh yeah, get a margarita there.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Buddy, dirty Martini's all day.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I get a margara. It's on point.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm being classy. I'm going Martine. Okay, that's what we're doing.
But it's interesting because me and my wife been together
for ten years and we sit at the bar and
this happened last time we were there. The bar had
like seats on two seats that have like little reserved
plaques on it, and I'm like, oh, I didn't know
you could like reserve the bar and they're like, oh no.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
These people come every Saturday. And it was this.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
It was this little old couple that sat next to us,
right and they were there on my last anniversary.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I remember seeing them, but I didn't really talk to them,
you know, and I was like, this.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Time, you know, I'm gonna engage, I'm gonna make conversations.
So nice to see you guys. And it was kind
of in this this eye opening experience because it was
they had to be in.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Their eighties, you know, like easily.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
And I was like, oh, sorry, they know this anniversary
and it's like, yeah, you know, ten years.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
She's like, oh, that's so good. You're gonna you're gonna
have You're gonna have kids. And they're like nah.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
She's like that's good because children eventually stopped talking to you.
Oh wow, and they're like you think they're gonna be
a all the time, and they just go all over
and then you don't see him anymore. And that's you're
kind of rounding me your mom because she's like that.
And I was just a housewife, you know. And I'm
like yeah, and I'm like, well, now you get to
spend time, you know, obviously you come here with your husband.
She's like, oh, that's not my husband. And I'm like, oh,
(06:16):
now I've got questions. Right, She's like, that's just Bob.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'm like, oh, I'm like, are you guys not together?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
She's like, oh, I've been with Bob for about ten years,
but he's not my husband.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
My husband was a great man. And then oh, man,
I know, dude, she got she.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Proceeeds to go off on how good in the in
the credentials of her husband and all this husband husband husband,
and Bob is sitting right there, like and he's dressed
to the nine.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Mean, he's got suit tie on. He seems like a
good enough, dude.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
He's making conversation with other people in the bar, but like,
that's not that's not her husband.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I guess, well, it sounds like she's only been with
this guy for ten years, whereas she's probably been with
Bob for a double or triple.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
That way, right she's so I guess her her husband
had passed and now she's with Bob, but she's.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Been with ten ten years a long time.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I just listen to it.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I was thinking about it, if I sat there, if
I if And then I kind of got jealous, you know,
like I was because I was trying to like test
my wife.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
You know, like, honey, if.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I die, I kind of want you to be like that, right,
like you can get a new guy, but be better
than me. And and anytime you bring it up, you know,
you gotta you gotta big up me in front of him.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I kind of like, I kind of like that move.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
But I felt so bad for Bob because like I'm
I got bob business card. He's a very successful man.
You know, he's got his own think going on, but
he not this guy that was her husband. And then
we got in this long conversation on the way home
because that's what we do. We get philosophical sometimes and
it's like, okay, I always think, like.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Die I die first because.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I'm very unhealthy. Yeah, and I go to heaven, right,
I'm up there, I'm hanging out. I'm waiting, you know,
I'm waiting for my wife to get here. Just come on,
come on, and shows up with another.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Dude and she's like, eh, he's actually will.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Then in heaven have to like be in a thrupple, you.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Know, Like I don't think I like that. I think
she's got to choose.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
How does that work. I've never asked a minister past.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Or anybody this, But like you, we get to heaven, I'm.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Expecting like we're back together.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
No, remember your vows till death do you part?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
It's over, so you're done.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
So while you're up there, you should probably uh start
making friends and socializing.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Socialized.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, because she's she is, she has or you have
fulfilled your part of the obligation.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Maybe when you're in heaven you don't need companionship. You
know you've got You've got the Lord, so you know,
eternal energy.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, you don't need anybody.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, I see, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
But but in this scenario that I'm calling out like
it's specific rules.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
So I'm there, I'm waiting and.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I'm like, she's like, well, can I get married if
you were to die again? And I was like no,
And I don't think that's too much to ask.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's a bit much a lot. So you'd want her
to be miserable.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
No, she can date.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What if you have a boyfriend, finds someone that she
loves and you're God too bad?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That's part of this, So I don't think that's too crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I mean, you guys kind of drop the ball then,
because in your wedding vows, you both said till death
do you part.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Right, and death means you're part No?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
No, no, yeah, yeah yeah. Then I want to.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Redo my vappa. It's a great conversation. I want to
I want to eavesdrop on that.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Like in sickness and health till death do I wait
for you in heaven? You can bang other people, but
you can't marry them, and as soon as you die,
you're back together with me in heaven.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
That's it. That's pretty pretty good ask right.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I want I want to hear you try to explain this.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
So if you if you were to pass you would
let you would want Mary Ellen to get married again
after you.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I want her to be happy with somebody.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yeah, I don't. I don't want my wife to be
after me.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
And I'm the narcissist.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
I don't think it's too much ass that you just
be sad forever like that, I would be sad forever.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I don't think ideal.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I wouldn't want that.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
If you really love her, you'd want her to be
happy with someone even better than you. You'd wish, you
would wish for someone better than you to take care
of her.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
I would want someone worse than me I like, and
that's gonna be hard.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
To The most insane thing that.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You've ever seen it is he believes this.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't know that he believe this.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I don't think that's insane.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
If you truly love her, you'd want her to be
happier than ever.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
No, I don't, Because I truly love her.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
I want her to be sad forever until she sees
me again in heaven on the other side of the
rainbow whatever, and then she comes runs and hugs me,
and then it was like, oh we're back, baby.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
So listener, you're wishing for her to be sad for
the rest of her life if you die.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, that's psychopathic.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
That's not psychopathy.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It's got handsome it.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
It smells like it, especially if I gotta like, I
don't know what there's to do in heaven, but.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
If I gotta do you have to holler Reenie about
certain things. This is one that you might want to
run up the flag pole with your therapist.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, so then your your logic. Everybody's single in heaven
and it's just like what.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Once together. It doesn't matter. We're all energy then.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, we're all energy. Yeah, we're just floating around.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Well, she better keep her energy away from other energies.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Are you thinking you're gonna go to heaven and have
sex with her in heaven? Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't think they're having sex in heaven.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Why would you not.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Like, because it's a whole different round.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I would have.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Floaty cloud sex. I thought that was the thing. I
can't believe that that wouldn't be as fat.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I have not seen that in any of the pamphlets.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
There's probably some sticky clouds up there. I just want uh.
I don't think it's too weird to like ask that.
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I would be sad. I would if my wife were
to pass. I don't want her to obviously, I want
to die first.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
How soon can she date?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Like, oh, that's a great question. Two years?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Two years?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Two years? Yeah, that's sad for two years.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
She's a beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
She's probably gonna find someone in six.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Months, better not two years.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
She needs someone to console her.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
No, she's got friends.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
She got like uh, and you guys are gonna have
to keep an eye on.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Her too, to make sure like nothing goes.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
When if she invites us all to her next wedding,
we all get to, oh.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
You cannot go to my wife's wedding.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Angel job invited. I'm going right there.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I'll go with you. You're a bad friend.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
We're supporting Christina.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You told us to keep eye on her, make sure
she's happy. We we better to do.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
She's to make sure she's not too happy.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
She's crazy happy with the guy.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
We're gonna be there, keep an.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Eye on her. I don't like this. You guys must
be good friends.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
If if if you were to pass, if you asked me,
I would make sure your your your significant others are
gonna be unhappy.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
For a while.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I don't want her to be your job.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Would do things I would just like fin like.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I wouldn't do anything actively bad, but every now and
then I would like deflate one of their tires, you know,
not pop it.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Just deflate it.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I really we kind of upset him for about two
years for you, because I'm a good friend.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She's gonna be devastated enough. I'd rather you know, it's
gonna take a long time to get over me. I'd
wanted to be as happy as she can be.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I see that. That's where you and I disagree. And
but everybody in the chat, are you tube touching Ryan?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
You're wrong? Well, too bad. That's what you get when
you marry Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Okay, you either get you get a full happy life
of me, then you get to be sad for two
years and then you could bang somebody else.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
These are the rules marriage.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Would you die? How long before she can have sex
with somebody else?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It is a good looking dude too, he's got abs.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
He goes back to the trainer.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, yeah, hell with the trainer.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Finally, you guys take it too fun? Oh you guys
take it. I was trying to be light hard and
you guys want to make it real. It's not. It's
not okay just because that guy lives two years no
no years, no.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
No years, no weeks, weeks, days, hours, the hour afterwards.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Hey, you on a Friday, take her out to the
club on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Happy hour on Monday, so you know, can you move
into okay? Can can the new guy? No?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Because I will have should that house and she will
get a new one thanks to that mortgage guy don.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Memorys got Don dot com Right, don't say land plane
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Speaker 4 (14:44):
Hey do you do you need a new house that
you can bang the new people in because your husband
has died.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
That was not a good segue, not at all.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
But morgage guy done does refics, He locks small business loans,
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Speaker 5 (15:01):
Is the man does it all?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
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Speaker 5 (15:18):
Check it out.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
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Speaker 1 (15:22):
Look at all the Texters texting in about the trainer.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
That's not a guy. That's a lot you guys. Cross
the line, all right?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Uh more, big dumb fun when we come back, don't
go anywhere. You're listening to the mansters of the morning.
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(15:53):
next couple of days.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Be prepared one day, Hey did yeah?
Speaker 9 (15:57):
Really?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
One day and then they'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Hey, I was called her right now that it was
this morning. It's droppings as the show has gone on.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That's coolies, I love.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I left my jacket in the in the car because
I can get from the building to the car without
being cold. Did you hear anything? I know that the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions were this weekend.
I was busy doing you know, my my anniversary stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I didn't try to watch it. I normally do try
to watch a little bit of it, but I didn't
hear much about it. All I know is uh Brandy
Carlile uh saying, uh was it?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Uh? Was it red hole sun? What's it called?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Black hole?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Black hole sun? Black hole sun?
Speaker 10 (16:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
And she did a great job with that. Other than that,
I didn't hear much. I know Jim Carrey was there,
and I didn't hear a whole lot from it.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
So was it not that uh that exciting this year?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I didn't even know it was happening.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You didn't, Yeah, they know again, this is one of
those shows that because this happened this weekend, but they're
gonna televise it later.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well, no, it's on Hulu now, is it really? Yeah,
watch on Hulu now.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
But you're right, Ho, it'll be like on ABC later
in the year or with the edited thing.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
But you can. It was live the other night and
you can watch on Hulu.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And Bad Company, Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Cyndi Lauper, Outcast, Sandgarden,
The White Stripes, Salt and Pepper, and Warren Zevon got in.
I knew about warren Zevon because of David Letterman. David
Letterman was all over the place. I knew about Outcasts
because they were all over the place. And then I
knew about the White Stripes because of Jack White's acceptance
speech or his speech about basically urging young people to
(17:33):
get out there and be curious about music. And then outcasts.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, another thing over the weekend. Normally we talk about this,
but I didn't see any news.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Of course, the news I get is Tampa news. I
don't get to Orlando news anymore because I live in Winterhaven.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
But E d C.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Was Was it a big deal this year? Was there
anybody complaining about the how loud it was? What was?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Hadn't heard the complaints yet of how loud it was.
But it was a little funny tidbit. When I was
leaving here Friday night after we're doing what the hell's
that you're listening to? You could hear it from the
parking lot here?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh good?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Absolutely, And they were at Tinkerfield. But from all so
from what I could see, great turnout, a lot of
people were happy with the lineup. The weather kind of
was funky with them. On Sunday, because of the rain.
But for the most part, it seems like it, you know,
went off more or less without a hitch. Let's say, okay,
(18:29):
you know, but it was you know, throngs of people
walking around one and throngs of people walking around there.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, big story in Tampa was some somebody at.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
City. I saw that accident.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It was it was not a national news. Guy was
running from the.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Police and ran into a bunch of people in a bar.
And and what's funny is Mary Ellen had asked, Hey,
do you want to go to Ebor City tonight because
we've never been, And at the last minute I said, hell,
let's just stay here in town.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
We're going to go that night.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
And I don't know we would in the same place
or whatever, but still we decided not to go out there.
But yeah, that made national news because the police were
chasing him many and he ran into an outside bar.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
It's crazy. Just watched the last week tonight.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
John Oliver just did a whole thing on police like
chases and like how like absolutely insanely dangerous they are
for other people that aren't either the police or the
people running. And just to see that right afterwards, it's like,
why do we do that. There's so many ways to
catch a person After that, unless they're like, unless they're
blasting guns out the window, I feel like you can
(19:37):
just kind of like, all right, we know where they.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Live and this it was just a dumb kid, Just
a dumb kid. Yeah, and I killed I think four people.
I think it was hey, ten years ago. How many
of these things. I love these because sometimes I'm like, Damn,
I forgot this's even happened, or I remembered it and
I thought it happened three years ago, so this is
ten years ago. This happened This week, the Butterball hotline
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opened up for the first time with the asking the
dumbest Thanksgiving questions they've ever gotten. I don't remember them
doing this, but I guess they They would let people
know all the dumb questions that would get, like how
do you cook a turkey and make sure it has bikini.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Tan lines, which I've never heard that.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Before, and they can non And then how can you
can you slow cook a turkey four days so you
get the maximum delicious smell in your house?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Ten years ago today, Victoria's Secret started selling mosquito repellent.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It was called bombshell and it supposed to smell good,
but it was a mosquito repellent.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Did not go over well at Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
No, too bad.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, ten years ago today and an NBC News poll,
who do you think was named the kindest celebrity in Hollywood?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Ten years ago today?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Ten years ago?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Irony? It could be the.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Irony slaps you in the face. It is Ellen Degeneros.
Ellen DeGeneres was number one, it says by far the
most votes.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Was Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
In second place was Taylor Swift and in third place
was Will Smith. Those were the three, uh nicest celebrities
kind of celebrities ten years ago today. I didn't remember this.
Ten years ago today. Uh, this person had a blackface
Halloween costume went viral. This particular singer dressed up like
Little Wayne for Halloween.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Do you remember who it was?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
It was a guy who, knowing what we know about
him now, new blackface was wrong as Jason L.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Dan.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
It was Jason L.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Dan.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
How do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Because I remember that, I find I find when white
people do blackface show fascinating and I remember all of
them because you absolutely know you shouldn't do it. There's
never been a time in my life from the eighties
till now, I'm like, that's a good thing to do.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Let's do blackface.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
No, So when people do it and they're always liked,
I like Wayne, Yeah, No. I although then too, I
can kind of make the argument like if you're dressing
up as again, don't do blackface.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
But Jay Saldine did know, but I can see the
person going on.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
He was dressed up as a as an actual person,
not all black people, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Like, oh, I kind of feel for you there, but
don't do black face.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And he's said he's an actual fan of Lil Wayne
the reason that he did it, But uh, the same
thing with that other what's the lady the dance?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
The dance Julian Huff.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
She dressed up like crazy Eyes, remember from the TV
show Orange Is the New Black. Yeah, and she's like,
I'm just a big fan of Crazy Eyes.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's like, you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
It's like when Kimmel dressed his car malone like he
was just doing a caramelone and and then like they've
done it on Saturday Live. I think you be found
with black face ones. But it's just like it seems
so unnecessary. Just do anything else. But if again, I
am kind of on the side of if you're dressing
like a black person, yeah, I don't think you're being racist,
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then you're just doing black face.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
It's a long ass.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
If you're not being disrespectful, you're like, look, I really
love this person and I'm just wanting to look like them.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
I don't see anything wrong with it. But that's me.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Uh And then ten years ago today uh it says
here stubble was called the sexiest type of facial hair
due to the brand new uh No shave November. Women
came out saying that they like it better than a
clean shaven man.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Or a full beard.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
They'd rather see stubble, and that was considered sexy ten
years ago.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Today, I think it's still preferred.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I think, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Ladies love a good stubble. No one likes a baby face.
That beard's look good.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You trim it up. I have not.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
We're getting that barber.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
In here Friday. It's going to happen, all right, sweet confirmation.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'll be good timing because I got Friday, I go
straight from here over to uh.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Yeah, both you guys got a fancy wedding to go.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
To the wedding. Yeah, wedding time.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Have fun.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Guys, if you.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Were invited, you would complain that you got to go
to a wedding.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
I love weddings.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I'm actually sad that all my friends are now married
and like now there's no more weddings for the old
kod to go to.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I love weddings.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You should be baby showers should be your next thing.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Now close aren't fun?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
They're not, They're not.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
They're so lame.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, they're terrible.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Yeah for a my wife can't drink, so boring and.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Then oh what do you mean if it's a baby showers.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Yeah, you get drinking a baby shower. And then I've
been to a baby shower a couple of times. And
they play those very dumb, very kind of just like
gross games at a time too, where they're putting like
chocolate bars into a diaper is one of the games.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, that's some dumb dumps.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's one version of it. There's there's cool baby showers,
is there. Yeah, I've been. I've been to halfl oh.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Hey, by the way, the nominees for Grammys.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Came out, okay, uh.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
And uh he says here that uh had.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
You could.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
There's two guys in Manila, Milli Vanilly, he's a fab
one of them was nominated for a Grammy, but not
for singing spoken word.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Spoken word.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, well, one of the odds though, I think I
would be nominated for a Grammy.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You know this many years later.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Does he have a book or something.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I think it's for his own book.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, yeah, uh it says, uh yeah, you know it's
true and the real story of Milli Vanilly and he
read it and then and they nominated for Grammy. And
then they kind of did that as a goof don't
you think, like because they're famously they had to give
their Grammy back.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That was the one of the main reasons they got caught,
is because they got they got a Grammy. And so
the Grammy people say, hey, we're gonna We're going to
nominate him for for Best Audio Book, just to kind
of rub it in.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Man, I'm looking at the list at the Grammys are
so out of touch, You're gonna tell me.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Justin Bieber is one of the is up for Album
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I know, lady.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
I listened to it once and I was like, God.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
This Sabrina Carpenter, bad Money, like all you know, it's
all the normal pop people.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah yeah, I don't know this this. I'm looking at
this list and I'm like, am I out of touch
or they out of touch? I don't know, but it's
not good. I don't know, and I really hate that.
I feel bad because I liked it at first.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
But there's a DOCI song that sounds like it's the
other song, and every time it comes on, I get
very happy and I'm like, oh, it's that.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
It's that uh ADOI what's that?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
She thinks that's she.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Uses the hook from somebody that I used to know.
Oh yeah, and I've always waiting for that song. And
then it starts with that that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Song hasn't played on the radio in months.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Dude comes on my social media all the time.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That's then that's you. That's your algorithm to fix it.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No speaking, I was just flipping through all my stuff
in my algorithm.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
All it showed me is how mad.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
People are at NICKI Glacier, Like all these stories about
oh my god, everybody's mad at her for her jokes
that she did, and there's a nothing right here. Yeah yeah, uh,
Nicki Glacier offends the world like it wasn't that bad.
The jokes weren't that bad and they were really funny. Yeah,
I don't because she made fun of pedophile.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
I don't believe that people like that are even like comedy.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
You know, they don't understand it. They think they they
think they know comedy. They think that they're funny, and
you find out like they're just the worst. And that's
the problem. We just amplify everybody's voice. Right now, there's
some dude, Ohio who no one cares about, and then
he's like Nikka Glacier's offensive and he gets he gets
a click or a like, and it's dumb.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Nicky Glacier jokes that the internet that New York is
Epstein's original island. That's a funny joke, and people are
very very upset.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
You always bummer about this, like it's kind of echoing
what you're saying. Ryan's so real, quick, Russ, I'd like
to jump on. And just so it's like the USA Today,
US Weekly, obviously, the Post and all that, right, and
then you go into the articles and trying to see
if someone will put their name to it. Nobody does,
and no one's putting their name to it.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's almost like, hey, we want there to be a
story here. We think people will be upset, so we're
gonna say they're upset. Nobody really cares what Nicky Glacier says.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
She is just a comedian making a joke.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It made people laugh.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, there's like none of these pieces. There's not a
name source as somebody not even citing or a screenshot
of someone's post, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, yeah, not even go ahead, this woman is really
upset about the Pedophilegt.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Carly Silva from Parade Magazine is she put her name
on it, but like you read through it and there's
nothing of substance of saying of someone upset.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, there was nothing that was over the top offensive.
She was just joking about, you know, Yeah, no subjects
that some people they oh my god, you can't joke
about pedophiles.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Yeah, well, worry about the real ones, right, That's what
I'm always at. I'm like, worry about the real ones.
And this stuff exists whether people talk about it or not.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
What's that comic he's into gallows humor, humor. Good looking guy,
a Pennsylvania guy, Matt Rife, no older than him, Matt
Rife thing and I just forgot his name, but he
has he always does these. Yeah, Anthony Jensen Nick, all right,
like either you're like, you can make jokes of taboo topics.
(29:34):
It might not be your bag of tea. It doesn't
make the joke that less funny, right, you know, if
you're not comfortable with it, then that's a you thing,
not the comic thing.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, you know, I agree. All right, we're taking a
little break.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
We come back.
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Speaker 3 (31:27):
What's up.
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I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan. Do we have any
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That iHeartRadio app, and you'll hear yourself on the Monsters
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Speaker 2 (31:44):
Time.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Lots of hot takes today.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Busy Monday, busy, busy, busy, busy Monday. Let's let's go
with this. One Angel asked a question, question answered hot take.
Speaker 11 (31:59):
Good morning, Melinda, hot take. I have never once seen
one episode of Doctor Who. In my entire freaking life.
All of my Doctor Who knowledge comes from one Ryan Holmes.
I remember him saying that the Tartest was his time travel.
Whatever the hell it is. It fit the song bing
bang boom, it's Ryan Seems song.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
So she didn't know what a tartus was either, Okay,
good Yeah. I was in when I was in winter Haven,
one of the places we stopped by, so it was
I got a question that song that girl sings, who's
got the funny voice? What is a tartist? And I'm like,
oh my god, you're talking about Melinda Uh.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
So it's either a time travel device and doctor who
or what they used to yell at me in middle school.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Oh hot day.
Speaker 12 (32:43):
Happy Monday, monsters. Just listening to you guys talk about
Russ's mom. I worked through a similar experience with my mother.
Uh And what I did was use one of the
radio show's sponsors, Rebath, and it helped us out tremendou.
We had the bath done at a reasonable price. It
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Use Rebath Rust. They'll take great carry of swirls.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Then I'm stuck with a bathtub. I don't want a bathub.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Just get the bathtub.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I don't want a bathtub.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Good morning, Monsters say Normally Angel is my favorite monster
in the morning, but uh not anymore. Man. This this
slash straw Man. He keeps ragging on Steve every time
something's wrong. It's Steve, Well, you know what, I'm gonna
start causing chaos and I'm gonna leave me a little
(33:40):
business card saying Angel was here.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
So Steve Angel, it's always Angel's example. Off with somebody.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'll grab a random name and today with Steve. Sometimes
I grab a cress just whenever, like it's just, uh,
you know, so and so did something. I was like,
Oh then Steve Muster messed up. Oh so hot egg,
Sorry about that, Steve.
Speaker 9 (33:58):
So I used to run service calls all throughout the
state of Pennsylvania, and the area where the sighting was
is is remote, is relatively rugged, mountainous slash hilly, and
you know, intermixed with farms and that sort of thing.
I'm not saying that there are are not big feet
out there, but it is not uncommon to see large
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black bear on their hind legs walking around and elk
and other wildlife.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I want to see a big black bear walking on
his legs. Does it look like does it look like
a big foot?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Like what it does?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
So they'd be easy to have a mistake. Yes, I'm
gonna look that up today.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
All right, Hot bag day, monsters, Happy Monday. Just wanted
to say happy anniversary to you guys. Ryan, You're not
the only one who celebrates the day you guys started
dating as well.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Thank you. My husband and I have.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Been together for sixteen years and we celebrate the day
we started dating. And tomorrow will be our three year
wedding anniversary. You guys, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
See mine would be so close because we we we
met on October the third and got married in November
the seventh, So it would be like it'd be celebrating.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, it's like back to back parties. Though, that's true.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
I've known my wife since I was fifteen years old,
and like when we got back together, like, I still
made her wait eight years. That's that's too soon to know,
somebody hot think.
Speaker 13 (35:27):
So there's a movie coming out called Eternity with Elizabeth
Olsen that's about this exact thing that Ryan's talking about,
where she dies with her fiance and then when she
gets up to heaven, her late husband is up there
waiting for her and she has to make a choice
with which one she has wants to be with.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
For Eternity actually looks really good yet, so we'll think
about this.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
What if she takes the other guy, Ryan, uh, and
he's better looking, and.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
I got to deal with that for all eternities. Yeah,
those the hot take.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
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You can check that out. Remember, if you want to
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The whole show is gonna be there. It's gonna be great.
Get your tickets while you can, because when we sell out,
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Hey, dude, it's mess up, Mary Man Rush all lot
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We gotta get the hell up on out of here.
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Speaker 4 (00:47):
Boom boom gets you.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
It's time shird from the.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
King of the station.
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Let's all you are.
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Taking. Mr I brought to you.
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Bye that mortgage guy down from that mortgage guy done
dot come. This email makes a lot more sense that
we got from corporate. Now we're not supposed to do
is AI. We're not going to play AI music right
because it turns out Billboard got tricked and the number
one song on Billboard's Country Digital Song right now.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Is an AI song. No Way It's my AI.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
But band quote unquote called Breaking Rust and they have
a song called Walk My Walk that's the number one
on their digital.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Chart right now, and it is completely AI.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Our company does not want to play those.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, we will not be doing that. Oh wow, that's
an interesting story.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I was happy with that email. I'm like, Okay, that's
that's good. Leaders, it's like that, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
We're real people. I'm a real person that's been doing
this for a long time. Uh. And I got reminded
of that over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
There was an article that came out Near Orlando Weekly
about Austin's Coffee and changing buildings and whatnot and moving
and who bought it and whatnot.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
And it is an old picture of me. I thought
that was fun. Old picture, old picture of me when
back when I was all skinny Ryan.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's about twelve years ago, I think, at the office
coffee doing open mic comedy.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh, it looks bigger than I thought it was. I'd
never been there before, so I didn't know. It looks
bigger than I thought.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
That picture makes it look large.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
That's taken like like a real estate photo is taken
from an angle.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Because that place is not that big. It is. It
is small, So it's closed for good now.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Uh. Yeah, they're they're opening up the new location over
on Fairbanks kind of Fairbanks and I four area.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
But yeah, shout out to Sarah Kinbar who was.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
A guess reporter for the Orlando week and thanks for
doing the cool little mock up on Austin's and seeing
all this old pictures that I didn't even know existed.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
That was very very cool. But it was my anniversary
as well, Russ.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You said, you're in it, So you celebrate two times
a year. You celebrate your your when you got together and.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
My love when I celebrated exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I celebrate your your wedding anniversary.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, this is this is the ten years of us
being together officially.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Uh was was uh.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Friday, So we me and my wife just hung out
all weekend with ourselves and uh just talked and laughed
and did other stuff.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
But we went to uh went to Christeners.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's really like to go to Christeners about once a
year because that's all we can afford.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It's a lovely steakhouse in the worst part of town.
And uh, hey, it's where I grew up.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Man, it's right down the street from where I grew up.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Was it different when you grew up?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No? No, okay, I'm no, it was. It was a
little nicer.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, that's the thing about Christeners. It's just next to
a taco bell in a pawn shop.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Uh, that Christeners. That's uh that building. That's where I
had my first job at Baker Street. I used to
be a dishwasher there and then it then it used
to be a you totem.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Okay, well they've upgrade. It was it Del Friscoes back
in the day.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Used to go there when it's Del Friscoes too.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
And all my cattle corn employees worked there too.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
They're all like bushers there, so I get them to
get me in and you know, hooked me up and stuff.
But I didn't have to do that this time, So
just sat at the bar with my wife. Lovely, lovely time.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
They got.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
They got easily the best appetizer I've ever had, maybe
best food I've ever had, which is this ahi tuna,
This like ah tuna steak that comes out.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Their shrimps are good too, big trips.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh my god, it's so good. The trench of classic.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know, all the waiters wear like little bow ties
and tucks kind of outfits.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What drake If you get a Margarita there.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
It is margarita.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh yeah, get a margarita there.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Buddy, dirty Martini's all day.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I get a margara. It's on point.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm being classy. I'm going Martine. Okay, that's what we're doing.
But it's interesting because me and my wife been together
for ten years and we sit at the bar and
this happened last time we were there. The bar had
like seats on two seats that have like little reserved
plaques on it, and I'm like, oh, I didn't know
you could like reserve the bar and they're like, oh no.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
These people come every Saturday. And it was this.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
It was this little old couple that sat next to us,
right and they were there on my last anniversary.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I remember seeing them, but I didn't really talk to them,
you know, and I was like, this.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Time, you know, I'm gonna engage, I'm gonna make conversations.
So nice to see you guys. And it was kind
of in this this eye opening experience because it was
they had to be in.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Their eighties, you know, like easily.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
And I was like, oh, sorry, they know this anniversary
and it's like, yeah, you know, ten years.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
She's like, oh, that's so good. You're gonna you're gonna
have You're gonna have kids. And they're like nah.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
She's like that's good because children eventually stopped talking to you.
Oh wow, and they're like you think they're gonna be
a all the time, and they just go all over
and then you don't see him anymore. And that's you're
kind of rounding me your mom because she's like that.
And I was just a housewife, you know. And I'm
like yeah, and I'm like, well, now you get to
spend time, you know, obviously you come here with your husband.
She's like, oh, that's not my husband. And I'm like, oh,
(06:16):
now I've got questions. Right, She's like, that's just Bob.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'm like, oh, I'm like, are you guys not together?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
She's like, oh, I've been with Bob for about ten years,
but he's not my husband.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
My husband was a great man. And then oh, man,
I know, dude, she got she.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Proceeeds to go off on how good in the in
the credentials of her husband and all this husband husband husband,
and Bob is sitting right there, like and he's dressed
to the nine.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Mean, he's got suit tie on. He seems like a
good enough, dude.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
He's making conversation with other people in the bar, but like,
that's not that's not her husband.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I guess, well, it sounds like she's only been with
this guy for ten years, whereas she's probably been with
Bob for a double or triple.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
That way, right she's so I guess her her husband
had passed and now she's with Bob, but she's.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Been with ten ten years a long time.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I just listen to it.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I was thinking about it, if I sat there, if
I if And then I kind of got jealous, you know,
like I was because I was trying to like test
my wife.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
You know, like, honey, if.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I die, I kind of want you to be like that, right,
like you can get a new guy, but be better
than me. And and anytime you bring it up, you know,
you gotta you gotta big up me in front of him.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I kind of like, I kind of like that move.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
But I felt so bad for Bob because like I'm
I got bob business card. He's a very successful man.
You know, he's got his own think going on, but
he not this guy that was her husband. And then
we got in this long conversation on the way home
because that's what we do. We get philosophical sometimes and
it's like, okay, I always think, like.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Die I die first because.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I'm very unhealthy. Yeah, and I go to heaven, right,
I'm up there, I'm hanging out. I'm waiting, you know,
I'm waiting for my wife to get here. Just come on,
come on, and shows up with another.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Dude and she's like, eh, he's actually will.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Then in heaven have to like be in a thrupple, you.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Know, Like I don't think I like that. I think
she's got to choose.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
How does that work. I've never asked a minister past.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Or anybody this, But like you, we get to heaven, I'm.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Expecting like we're back together.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
No, remember your vows till death do you part?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
It's over, so you're done.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
So while you're up there, you should probably uh start
making friends and socializing.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Socialized.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, because she's she is, she has or you have
fulfilled your part of the obligation.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Maybe when you're in heaven you don't need companionship. You
know you've got You've got the Lord, so you know,
eternal energy.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, you don't need anybody.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, I see, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
But but in this scenario that I'm calling out like
it's specific rules.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
So I'm there, I'm waiting and.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I'm like, she's like, well, can I get married if
you were to die again? And I was like no,
And I don't think that's too much to ask.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's a bit much a lot. So you'd want her
to be miserable.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
No, she can date.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What if you have a boyfriend, finds someone that she
loves and you're God too bad?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That's part of this, So I don't think that's too crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I mean, you guys kind of drop the ball then,
because in your wedding vows, you both said till death
do you part.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Right, and death means you're part No?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
No, no, yeah, yeah yeah. Then I want to.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Redo my vappa. It's a great conversation. I want to
I want to eavesdrop on that.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Like in sickness and health till death do I wait
for you in heaven? You can bang other people, but
you can't marry them, and as soon as you die,
you're back together with me in heaven.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
That's it. That's pretty pretty good ask right.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I want I want to hear you try to explain this.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
So if you if you were to pass you would
let you would want Mary Ellen to get married again
after you.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I want her to be happy with somebody.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yeah, I don't. I don't want my wife to be
after me.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
And I'm the narcissist.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
I don't think it's too much ass that you just
be sad forever like that, I would be sad forever.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I don't think ideal.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I wouldn't want that.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
If you really love her, you'd want her to be
happy with someone even better than you. You'd wish, you
would wish for someone better than you to take care
of her.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
I would want someone worse than me I like, and
that's gonna be hard.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
To The most insane thing that.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You've ever seen it is he believes this.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't know that he believe this.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I don't think that's insane.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
If you truly love her, you'd want her to be
happier than ever.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
No, I don't, Because I truly love her.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
I want her to be sad forever until she sees
me again in heaven on the other side of the
rainbow whatever, and then she comes runs and hugs me,
and then it was like, oh we're back, baby.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
So listener, you're wishing for her to be sad for
the rest of her life if you die.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, that's psychopathic.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
That's not psychopathy.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It's got handsome it.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
It smells like it, especially if I gotta like, I
don't know what there's to do in heaven, but.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
If I gotta do you have to holler Reenie about
certain things. This is one that you might want to
run up the flag pole with your therapist.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, so then your your logic. Everybody's single in heaven
and it's just like what.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Once together. It doesn't matter. We're all energy then.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, we're all energy. Yeah, we're just floating around.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Well, she better keep her energy away from other energies.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Are you thinking you're gonna go to heaven and have
sex with her in heaven? Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't think they're having sex in heaven.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Why would you not.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Like, because it's a whole different round.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I would have.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Floaty cloud sex. I thought that was the thing. I
can't believe that that wouldn't be as fat.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I have not seen that in any of the pamphlets.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
There's probably some sticky clouds up there. I just want uh.
I don't think it's too weird to like ask that.
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I would be sad. I would if my wife were
to pass. I don't want her to obviously, I want
to die first.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
How soon can she date?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Like, oh, that's a great question. Two years?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Two years?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Two years? Yeah, that's sad for two years.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
She's a beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
She's probably gonna find someone in six.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Months, better not two years.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
She needs someone to console her.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
No, she's got friends.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
She got like uh, and you guys are gonna have
to keep an eye on.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Her too, to make sure like nothing goes.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
When if she invites us all to her next wedding,
we all get to, oh.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
You cannot go to my wife's wedding.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Angel job invited. I'm going right there.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I'll go with you. You're a bad friend.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
We're supporting Christina.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You told us to keep eye on her, make sure
she's happy. We we better to do.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
She's to make sure she's not too happy.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
She's crazy happy with the guy.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
We're gonna be there, keep an.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Eye on her. I don't like this. You guys must
be good friends.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
If if if you were to pass, if you asked me,
I would make sure your your your significant others are
gonna be unhappy.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
For a while.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I don't want her to be your job.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Would do things I would just like fin like.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I wouldn't do anything actively bad, but every now and
then I would like deflate one of their tires, you know,
not pop it.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Just deflate it.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I really we kind of upset him for about two
years for you, because I'm a good friend.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She's gonna be devastated enough. I'd rather you know, it's
gonna take a long time to get over me. I'd
wanted to be as happy as she can be.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I see that. That's where you and I disagree. And
but everybody in the chat, are you tube touching Ryan?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
You're wrong? Well, too bad. That's what you get when
you marry Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Okay, you either get you get a full happy life
of me, then you get to be sad for two
years and then you could bang somebody else.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
These are the rules marriage.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Would you die? How long before she can have sex
with somebody else?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It is a good looking dude too, he's got abs.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
He goes back to the trainer.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, yeah, hell with the trainer.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Finally, you guys take it too fun? Oh you guys
take it. I was trying to be light hard and
you guys want to make it real. It's not. It's
not okay just because that guy lives two years no
no years, no.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
No years, no weeks, weeks, days, hours, the hour afterwards.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Hey, you on a Friday, take her out to the
club on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Happy hour on Monday, so you know, can you move
into okay? Can can the new guy? No?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Because I will have should that house and she will
get a new one thanks to that mortgage guy don.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Memorys got Don dot com Right, don't say land plane
right now. It's not third time. Uh that boys got
down for the Morris got done dot com.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Hey do you do you need a new house that
you can bang the new people in because your husband
has died.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
That was not a good segue, not at all.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
But morgage guy done does refics, He locks small business loans,
jumpbo loan, reverse mortgage.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Is the man does it all?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
And you've already out there shopping for a quote. Uh,
you're not locked in. You're not locked in. You can
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got Don dot com. He's got a thousand five star
Google reviews. He's fantastic and he has the show on
Saturdays from ninety ten thirty where he domsticies the mortgage business.
And it's a lot of funds, very funny and informative.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Check it out.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Don't miss the boat. Compare your quote and so it
shall be. I hate you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Look at all the Texters texting in about the trainer.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
That's not a guy. That's a lot you guys. Cross
the line, all right?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Uh more, big dumb fun when we come back, don't
go anywhere. You're listening to the mansters of the morning.
Welcome back to the Mantras. In the morning, we're Radio
one oh four point one. She'll be getting chillier the
(15:53):
next couple of days.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Be prepared one day, Hey did yeah?
Speaker 9 (15:57):
Really?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
One day and then they'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Hey, I was called her right now that it was
this morning. It's droppings as the show has gone on.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That's coolies, I love.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I left my jacket in the in the car because
I can get from the building to the car without
being cold. Did you hear anything? I know that the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions were this weekend.
I was busy doing you know, my my anniversary stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I didn't try to watch it. I normally do try
to watch a little bit of it, but I didn't
hear much about it. All I know is uh Brandy
Carlile uh saying, uh was it?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Uh? Was it red hole sun? What's it called?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Black hole?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Black hole sun? Black hole sun?
Speaker 10 (16:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
And she did a great job with that. Other than that,
I didn't hear much. I know Jim Carrey was there,
and I didn't hear a whole lot from it.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
So was it not that uh that exciting this year?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I didn't even know it was happening.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You didn't, Yeah, they know again, this is one of
those shows that because this happened this weekend, but they're
gonna televise it later.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well, no, it's on Hulu now, is it really? Yeah,
watch on Hulu now.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
But you're right, Ho, it'll be like on ABC later
in the year or with the edited thing.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
But you can. It was live the other night and
you can watch on Hulu.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And Bad Company, Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Cyndi Lauper, Outcast, Sandgarden,
The White Stripes, Salt and Pepper, and Warren Zevon got in.
I knew about warren Zevon because of David Letterman. David
Letterman was all over the place. I knew about Outcasts
because they were all over the place. And then I
knew about the White Stripes because of Jack White's acceptance
speech or his speech about basically urging young people to
(17:33):
get out there and be curious about music. And then outcasts.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, another thing over the weekend. Normally we talk about this,
but I didn't see any news.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Of course, the news I get is Tampa news. I
don't get to Orlando news anymore because I live in Winterhaven.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
But E d C.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Was Was it a big deal this year? Was there
anybody complaining about the how loud it was? What was?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Hadn't heard the complaints yet of how loud it was.
But it was a little funny tidbit. When I was
leaving here Friday night after we're doing what the hell's
that you're listening to? You could hear it from the
parking lot here?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh good?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Absolutely, And they were at Tinkerfield. But from all so
from what I could see, great turnout, a lot of
people were happy with the lineup. The weather kind of
was funky with them. On Sunday, because of the rain.
But for the most part, it seems like it, you know,
went off more or less without a hitch. Let's say, okay,
(18:29):
you know, but it was you know, throngs of people
walking around one and throngs of people walking around there.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, big story in Tampa was some somebody at.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
City. I saw that accident.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It was it was not a national news. Guy was
running from the.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Police and ran into a bunch of people in a bar.
And and what's funny is Mary Ellen had asked, Hey,
do you want to go to Ebor City tonight because
we've never been, And at the last minute I said, hell,
let's just stay here in town.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
We're going to go that night.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
And I don't know we would in the same place
or whatever, but still we decided not to go out there.
But yeah, that made national news because the police were
chasing him many and he ran into an outside bar.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
It's crazy. Just watched the last week tonight.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
John Oliver just did a whole thing on police like
chases and like how like absolutely insanely dangerous they are
for other people that aren't either the police or the
people running. And just to see that right afterwards, it's like,
why do we do that. There's so many ways to
catch a person After that, unless they're like, unless they're
blasting guns out the window, I feel like you can
(19:37):
just kind of like, all right, we know where they.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Live and this it was just a dumb kid, Just
a dumb kid. Yeah, and I killed I think four people.
I think it was hey, ten years ago. How many
of these things. I love these because sometimes I'm like, Damn,
I forgot this's even happened, or I remembered it and
I thought it happened three years ago, so this is
ten years ago. This happened This week, the Butterball hotline
(20:01):
opened up for the first time with the asking the
dumbest Thanksgiving questions they've ever gotten. I don't remember them
doing this, but I guess they They would let people
know all the dumb questions that would get, like how
do you cook a turkey and make sure it has bikini.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Tan lines, which I've never heard that.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Before, and they can non And then how can you
can you slow cook a turkey four days so you
get the maximum delicious smell in your house?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Ten years ago today, Victoria's Secret started selling mosquito repellent.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It was called bombshell and it supposed to smell good,
but it was a mosquito repellent.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Did not go over well at Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
No, too bad.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, ten years ago today and an NBC News poll,
who do you think was named the kindest celebrity in Hollywood?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Ten years ago today?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Ten years ago?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Irony? It could be the.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Irony slaps you in the face. It is Ellen Degeneros.
Ellen DeGeneres was number one, it says by far the
most votes.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Was Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
In second place was Taylor Swift and in third place
was Will Smith. Those were the three, uh nicest celebrities
kind of celebrities ten years ago today. I didn't remember this.
Ten years ago today. Uh, this person had a blackface
Halloween costume went viral. This particular singer dressed up like
Little Wayne for Halloween.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Do you remember who it was?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
It was a guy who, knowing what we know about
him now, new blackface was wrong as Jason L.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Dan.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
It was Jason L.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Dan.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
How do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Because I remember that, I find I find when white
people do blackface show fascinating and I remember all of
them because you absolutely know you shouldn't do it. There's
never been a time in my life from the eighties
till now, I'm like, that's a good thing to do.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Let's do blackface.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
No, So when people do it and they're always liked,
I like Wayne, Yeah, No. I although then too, I
can kind of make the argument like if you're dressing
up as again, don't do blackface.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
But Jay Saldine did know, but I can see the
person going on.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
He was dressed up as a as an actual person,
not all black people, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Like, oh, I kind of feel for you there, but
don't do black face.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And he's said he's an actual fan of Lil Wayne
the reason that he did it, But uh, the same
thing with that other what's the lady the dance?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
The dance Julian Huff.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
She dressed up like crazy Eyes, remember from the TV
show Orange Is the New Black. Yeah, and she's like,
I'm just a big fan of Crazy Eyes.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's like, you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
It's like when Kimmel dressed his car malone like he
was just doing a caramelone and and then like they've
done it on Saturday Live. I think you be found
with black face ones. But it's just like it seems
so unnecessary. Just do anything else. But if again, I
am kind of on the side of if you're dressing
like a black person, yeah, I don't think you're being racist,
(23:11):
then you're just doing black face.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
It's a long ass.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
If you're not being disrespectful, you're like, look, I really
love this person and I'm just wanting to look like them.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
I don't see anything wrong with it. But that's me.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Uh And then ten years ago today uh it says
here stubble was called the sexiest type of facial hair
due to the brand new uh No shave November. Women
came out saying that they like it better than a
clean shaven man.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Or a full beard.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
They'd rather see stubble, and that was considered sexy ten
years ago.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Today, I think it's still preferred.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I think, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Ladies love a good stubble. No one likes a baby face.
That beard's look good.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You trim it up. I have not.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
We're getting that barber.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
In here Friday. It's going to happen, all right, sweet confirmation.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'll be good timing because I got Friday, I go
straight from here over to uh.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Yeah, both you guys got a fancy wedding to go.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
To the wedding. Yeah, wedding time.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Have fun.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Guys, if you.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Were invited, you would complain that you got to go
to a wedding.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
I love weddings.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I'm actually sad that all my friends are now married
and like now there's no more weddings for the old
kod to go to.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I love weddings.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You should be baby showers should be your next thing.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Now close aren't fun?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
They're not, They're not.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
They're so lame.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, they're terrible.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Yeah for a my wife can't drink, so boring and.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Then oh what do you mean if it's a baby showers.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Yeah, you get drinking a baby shower. And then I've
been to a baby shower a couple of times. And
they play those very dumb, very kind of just like
gross games at a time too, where they're putting like
chocolate bars into a diaper is one of the games.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, that's some dumb dumps.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's one version of it. There's there's cool baby showers,
is there. Yeah, I've been. I've been to halfl oh.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Hey, by the way, the nominees for Grammys.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Came out, okay, uh.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
And uh he says here that uh had.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
You could.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
There's two guys in Manila, Milli Vanilly, he's a fab
one of them was nominated for a Grammy, but not
for singing spoken word.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Spoken word.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, well, one of the odds though, I think I
would be nominated for a Grammy.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You know this many years later.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Does he have a book or something.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I think it's for his own book.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, yeah, uh it says, uh yeah, you know it's
true and the real story of Milli Vanilly and he
read it and then and they nominated for Grammy. And
then they kind of did that as a goof don't
you think, like because they're famously they had to give
their Grammy back.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That was the one of the main reasons they got caught,
is because they got they got a Grammy. And so
the Grammy people say, hey, we're gonna We're going to
nominate him for for Best Audio Book, just to kind
of rub it in.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Man, I'm looking at the list at the Grammys are
so out of touch, You're gonna tell me.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Justin Bieber is one of the is up for Album
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I know, lady.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
I listened to it once and I was like, God.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
This Sabrina Carpenter, bad Money, like all you know, it's
all the normal pop people.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah yeah, I don't know this this. I'm looking at
this list and I'm like, am I out of touch
or they out of touch? I don't know, but it's
not good. I don't know, and I really hate that.
I feel bad because I liked it at first.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
But there's a DOCI song that sounds like it's the
other song, and every time it comes on, I get
very happy and I'm like, oh, it's that.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
It's that uh ADOI what's that?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
She thinks that's she.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Uses the hook from somebody that I used to know.
Oh yeah, and I've always waiting for that song. And
then it starts with that that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Song hasn't played on the radio in months.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Dude comes on my social media all the time.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That's then that's you. That's your algorithm to fix it.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No speaking, I was just flipping through all my stuff
in my algorithm.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
All it showed me is how mad.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
People are at NICKI Glacier, Like all these stories about
oh my god, everybody's mad at her for her jokes
that she did, and there's a nothing right here. Yeah yeah, uh,
Nicki Glacier offends the world like it wasn't that bad.
The jokes weren't that bad and they were really funny. Yeah,
I don't because she made fun of pedophile.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
I don't believe that people like that are even like comedy.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
You know, they don't understand it. They think they they
think they know comedy. They think that they're funny, and
you find out like they're just the worst. And that's
the problem. We just amplify everybody's voice. Right now, there's
some dude, Ohio who no one cares about, and then
he's like Nikka Glacier's offensive and he gets he gets
a click or a like, and it's dumb.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Nicky Glacier jokes that the internet that New York is
Epstein's original island. That's a funny joke, and people are
very very upset.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
You always bummer about this, like it's kind of echoing
what you're saying. Ryan's so real, quick, Russ, I'd like
to jump on. And just so it's like the USA Today,
US Weekly, obviously, the Post and all that, right, and
then you go into the articles and trying to see
if someone will put their name to it. Nobody does,
and no one's putting their name to it.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's almost like, hey, we want there to be a
story here. We think people will be upset, so we're
gonna say they're upset. Nobody really cares what Nicky Glacier says.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
She is just a comedian making a joke.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It made people laugh.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, there's like none of these pieces. There's not a
name source as somebody not even citing or a screenshot
of someone's post, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, yeah, not even go ahead, this woman is really
upset about the Pedophilegt.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Carly Silva from Parade Magazine is she put her name
on it, but like you read through it and there's
nothing of substance of saying of someone upset.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, there was nothing that was over the top offensive.
She was just joking about, you know, Yeah, no subjects
that some people they oh my god, you can't joke
about pedophiles.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Yeah, well, worry about the real ones, right, That's what
I'm always at. I'm like, worry about the real ones.
And this stuff exists whether people talk about it or not.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
What's that comic he's into gallows humor, humor. Good looking guy,
a Pennsylvania guy, Matt Rife, no older than him, Matt
Rife thing and I just forgot his name, but he
has he always does these. Yeah, Anthony Jensen Nick, all right,
like either you're like, you can make jokes of taboo topics.
(29:34):
It might not be your bag of tea. It doesn't
make the joke that less funny, right, you know, if
you're not comfortable with it, then that's a you thing,
not the comic thing.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, you know, I agree. All right, we're taking a
little break.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
We come back.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
We're going to play your hot takes and your messages.
Have you left one yet? Well if you haven't, and
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Speaker 3 (30:04):
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Speaker 4 (30:09):
Oh yeah, coming up on the Jim mccolbert Show today
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Speaker 5 (30:12):
It's Monday and that means friendly rain.
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Trendley goes onto The Goldberg Show at six point twenty
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Our bike drive that we're doing, by the way, we're
(31:10):
doing a big bike drive that's coming up on the
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All of us are doing it at Orlando Harley Davidson.
So a bunch of things coming up. If you ever
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Speaker 3 (31:27):
What's up.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan. Do we have any
hot takes today.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
We do rust and if you want to be a
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and you can listen to us all over the world.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
I am a time yeah on.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
That iHeartRadio app, and you'll hear yourself on the Monsters
after this song.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Time.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Lots of hot takes today.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Busy Monday, busy, busy, busy, busy Monday. Let's let's go
with this. One Angel asked a question, question answered hot take.
Speaker 11 (31:59):
Good morning, Melinda, hot take. I have never once seen
one episode of Doctor Who. In my entire freaking life.
All of my Doctor Who knowledge comes from one Ryan Holmes.
I remember him saying that the Tartest was his time travel.
Whatever the hell it is. It fit the song bing
bang boom, it's Ryan Seems song.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
So she didn't know what a tartus was either, Okay,
good Yeah. I was in when I was in winter Haven,
one of the places we stopped by, so it was
I got a question that song that girl sings, who's
got the funny voice? What is a tartist? And I'm like,
oh my god, you're talking about Melinda Uh.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
So it's either a time travel device and doctor who
or what they used to yell at me in middle school.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Oh hot day.
Speaker 12 (32:43):
Happy Monday, monsters. Just listening to you guys talk about
Russ's mom. I worked through a similar experience with my mother.
Uh And what I did was use one of the
radio show's sponsors, Rebath, and it helped us out tremendou.
We had the bath done at a reasonable price. It
took care of everything. You know, it was just a
(33:05):
few days. It wasn't like a week or anything. Great company.
Use Rebath Rust. They'll take great carry of swirls.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Then I'm stuck with a bathtub. I don't want a bathub.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Just get the bathtub.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I don't want a bathtub.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Good morning, Monsters say Normally Angel is my favorite monster
in the morning, but uh not anymore. Man. This this
slash straw Man. He keeps ragging on Steve every time
something's wrong. It's Steve, Well, you know what, I'm gonna
start causing chaos and I'm gonna leave me a little
(33:40):
business card saying Angel was here.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
So Steve Angel, it's always Angel's example. Off with somebody.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'll grab a random name and today with Steve. Sometimes
I grab a cress just whenever, like it's just, uh,
you know, so and so did something. I was like,
Oh then Steve Muster messed up. Oh so hot egg,
Sorry about that, Steve.
Speaker 9 (33:58):
So I used to run service calls all throughout the
state of Pennsylvania, and the area where the sighting was
is is remote, is relatively rugged, mountainous slash hilly, and
you know, intermixed with farms and that sort of thing.
I'm not saying that there are are not big feet
out there, but it is not uncommon to see large
(34:22):
black bear on their hind legs walking around and elk
and other wildlife.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I want to see a big black bear walking on
his legs. Does it look like does it look like
a big foot?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Like what it does?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
So they'd be easy to have a mistake. Yes, I'm
gonna look that up today.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
All right, Hot bag day, monsters, Happy Monday. Just wanted
to say happy anniversary to you guys. Ryan, You're not
the only one who celebrates the day you guys started
dating as well.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Thank you. My husband and I have.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Been together for sixteen years and we celebrate the day
we started dating. And tomorrow will be our three year
wedding anniversary. You guys, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
See mine would be so close because we we we
met on October the third and got married in November
the seventh, So it would be like it'd be celebrating.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, it's like back to back parties. Though, that's true.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
I've known my wife since I was fifteen years old,
and like when we got back together, like, I still
made her wait eight years. That's that's too soon to know,
somebody hot think.
Speaker 13 (35:27):
So there's a movie coming out called Eternity with Elizabeth
Olsen that's about this exact thing that Ryan's talking about,
where she dies with her fiance and then when she
gets up to heaven, her late husband is up there
waiting for her and she has to make a choice
with which one she has wants to be with.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
For Eternity actually looks really good yet, so we'll think
about this.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
What if she takes the other guy, Ryan, uh, and
he's better looking, and.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
I got to deal with that for all eternities. Yeah,
those the hot take.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Hey today, I will be on the four oh seven
on Fox thirty five, So if you're watching television, watching
Fox Fox thirty five at four o'clock I'll be there.
You can check that out. Remember, if you want to
get tickets for the Miss Monster bur Lesque twenty twenty five,
get your tickets by going to real radiomosters dot com.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
The event is gonna be December the fifth.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
It's at the Abby and we're all gonna be there.
The whole show is gonna be there. It's gonna be great.
Get your tickets while you can, because when we sell out,
it will be done. It's our biggest, our last big
event of the year.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Angel what you got heit me upon on any social
media platform. It's official Angel. Email me Angel at Rolradio
dot FM.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Holmesy, Hey, make sure you like to subscribe today's show
on our YouTube channel and follow me at Ryan Holmes Comedy.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Bundle Up tomorrow, stay tuned for the news jockey right
after the Monsters at three o'clock.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
It's a Jim Colbert show.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
We're back tomorrow to do our thing from Angel and Ryan.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Hey, dude, it's mess up, Mary Man Rush all lot
of world too, rock Rolls.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
We ain't gotta go home.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
We gotta get the hell up on out of here.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
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