April 16, 2026 • 38 mins
THURSDAY HR 5 Moe For The Weekend! National Chicken Parm Day The K.O.D. - His Highness admits the love he has for his dogs. The smells of cats and jealous dogs. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome back check on Monswer's Morning's were a Radio one
oh four point one broadcasting live at iHeartRadio. I'm Russ
Rowlinds along with Angel Rivera of Ryan Holmes, Azy Del Toro,
and John Bussneck is here with us a day.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hey, what's up John?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What do you guys?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Do?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
You guys have got your your mouth full here with
a bunch of chicken pox.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, you bought you brought us chicken farm. I thought
today was National Chicken Farm Day, but it's not today.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's it's Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You said, it's technically Sunday, April nineteenth. We celebrated last year.
We brought your chicken parm last year as well, but
it's April nineteenth, but we're celebrating early.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't blame you.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, Mo celebrates every week, it seems like. Yeah, but
this Friday tomorrow, Moe is buying chicken parm, free chicken
parm to anybody that shows up at Dope Boys Pizza
in Ovido.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
This is really good.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So he he's buying chicken parm for
any anybody who comes out from noon to two. Chicken parm,
sandwich chicken parm slider, chicken parm.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Pizza, Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And it's his way to say thank you for people
that follow us on moeeatsparm dot com and his journey
of eating the world's best chicken parm.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And you know our listeners they love free food.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
They do, not only the listeners, but apparently the host
as well.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, it's super good. We always love food which is
in a good mood.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Joe Boys, Pizza and Ovido come out tomorrow noon to
two while supplies last, So we have no idea if
one person's going to show up or one thousand people
show up.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You brought a big tray out there for we know.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You guys are you're a growing boy rush and so
we want to make sure you get enough chicken parm.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I am a big feller, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
How are things going with the bowling tournament?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Bowling tournament is sold out for bowling, so since last
week we put some people on blast and they have
now sold out. So if you want a bowl, sorry,
you can't get a bowling ticket unless somebody drops out.
But we got pinball tickets though, so all the bowlings
sold out. Daisy as well. Ryan Angel sold out. But
if you want to just come hang out, get some drinks,
(02:08):
play some pinball, have some fun. Those tickets are only
fifteen dollars and then just call Moe dot com slash
bowling May ninth, Saturday, a veto bowling sent So is
the pinball? Is it a pinball tournament or is it
just so there's a pinball? Have you ever been to
the Fiato Bowling Center.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I have.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think didn't we do it a bowling tournament there
once before? That's the same place. I don't think it's
the same place. And there this place in particular, Web
John's gonna tell you they've got it basically a room
by itself, and it's got just the most the biggest,
one of the biggest collections and awesome collections of pinball
machines I love. Yeah, And it's a real cool bar
that's in there, and it's kind of like off to
(02:46):
the side.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Of the bowling alley.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, it's all connected. I played pinball when I was
a kid. We had a pinball machine in our garage
and all the kids from.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Rich kid over here with machine.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well yeah, oh yeah, I was. We were the richest
people in king would Yeah, Yeah, for sure, you were
the King of Kings. Yeah. Well my dad.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
My dad had like a furniture store, so he got
a pinball machine and we would play for hours and
hours an hours. So I love pinball, so we used
to have tournaments.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you remember the pinball machine you had?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was called Jumbo Circus, is what it was, Jumbo
Circus pinball machine. But then later on I bought a
Kiss pinball machine and I had that for a while
and then when I think they have one of the
pinball lones, do they really? And I decided to sell it.
But instead of selling it, I went to a Kiss
convention and I sold tickets to win it, and I
ended up making about five thousand dollars that way, And
(03:37):
if I would have sold it straight up, I would
have gotten a lot less.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So the real way is to sell those tickets and
then don't actually give it away. You just pocket the
money that I had to give it away.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Wait, because you work for a lawyer, just.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Say somebody else want Yeah, the pinball lounge. It's right
next to the bowling alley inside and they have like
probably twenty thirty forty pinball machines all throughout, and so
if you buy a ticket to to the just Callmost
Celebrity bull Rama, you can just go and play pinball
if you're not bowling.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, And if you don't even come to that
Friday nights there are ten bucks all you can play pinball.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's great. It's that's a great spot. And how did
everything go for the for the mini golf term?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Angel did not win. Sorry Angel, I shot eighteen eight
Wait wait you shot eighteen shot.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
At eighteen holding on on everywhere, every single one of them. Wow,
even though I was three stories up.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Who ended up winning either?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I don't remember their names, but it was a it
was a team, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
It's a lot. It's a good afternoon. I really enjoyed myself.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
We had a bagpiper who played played everybody out and
caricature artists, but everybody had a good time. We raised
ten thousand dollars for the Faint House.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, they're a local nonprofit that helps kids that grew
up in foster care and now they're sort of young adults.
Were in that jar six hundred and seventies. I wasn't
even so we had a guess the t jar long
one hundred dollars if you got it, and a woman
named Jackie.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, ah, so a woman got it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, I know what she give it away?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Was she closest to the pin or does she nail those?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, she wasn't.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I think she said five ninety nine and it was
six oh seven, so she was That's why I was surprised.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
If she got it like right on the money.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
No, no, no, it was it was. Yeah, it was closest.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, gotcha. Very good.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But we had a lot of fun. It was a
good time and hopefully we'll do it next year. I
think we will just got to figure out some logistics
on that, but hopefully we'll do it next year.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Nice, very good. So Angel, do we have anything for
Mo for the weekend?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yes we do.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
We forgot about it. That's all right. Well come out
Friday to get some free chicken parm if you're just
joining us.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, the chicken parm is very very good.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Thank you. That's dough Boys, U. Dough Boys is so good.
If you've never got their pizza, super good pizza.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Are you sick of chicken parm yet?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I don't eat it as much as MO does. No, Mo, eats.
I think he's in Las Vegas right now. I think
he's had it three times because he sent me videos
that he's shot, so I get it every now and then. Okay,
so no, the answer is no, I'm not sick of.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It all right.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Some of the events that we got going down starting today,
We've Thursday, April the sixteenth, we got echos Fest Thursdays
through Saturday at City Arts Downtown and basically it's a
three day arts and music festival in downtown Orlando featuring
live music, dance performances at art gallery exhibitions, networking nights,
music industry panels, and much more. That's Echos Fest goes
(06:20):
on through the weekend. And then Friday, we've got the
Orlando Science Center. It's twenty twenty seven Pride prom The
theme is the Travelers Ball. The night includes live entertainment,
a DJ, firefly photo booth, and the crowning of a
royal court will be headlined by Rue Paul and Morphine Love,
Morphine Love, Dion Sorry, and then all proceeds to benefit
(06:42):
Come Out with Pride, a nonprofit behind Orlando's annual October
Pride celebration, which drew more than two hundred and fifty
attendees in twenty twenty five, two and fifty two hundred
and fifty thousand. Jeez, it was a big event. And
then Saturday we got the Mac and Cheese cop petition.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh okay, Mac Everybody petition.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Going down at our Glass Brewing in Longwood. Okay, it's
twenty Yeah, it's twenty bucks to sample, sign up to
be a competitor or pay the sample. Savory bites. Lots
of different maca cheese offered, and then there's like, I guess,
voting to see who ends up being the best of
the best. And Sunday we've got the Winni Park Winna
(07:26):
Park Paint Out, and that's going to be at the
Alban Polanski Museum and Sculpture Gardens. It's a free event
and it's one of the oldest plane air festivals in
Florida now and it's eighteenth year.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
There you go, they paint outside. If you don't know
what plane air means, it means they paint outside.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Right on.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Oh, I told him, what like a paint fest?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Like that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
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Speaker 2 (08:02):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Bed Uh So, John, what's the next thing you're planning
for mo? What's the next thing he's got to do
that he might not want to?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's a really good question. Besides the bowling and the
and the parm day on Friday. I know we have
some comedy jams coming up. Those are later in the year.
I'm sure something will come up that we're going to
be like, oh, we should do this.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
So any new merch you're working on.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
We got some pizza cutters in the office, five thousand
pizza cutters that I need to give away at some point.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, Okay, I know you guys have sponsored and thank
you so much, Monster Brewbus. We have them there for
I was gonna say, will you have pizza cutters there? Yes,
I should the pizza cutters the people getting on the
brew But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I mean, I mean, you could have some.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Sort of people I've never seen anybody on gang Do.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You have just call those shot glasses?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
We do not. I mean, we can look into them.
I mean, we have silly pints, which are like the
big cups that are squishy, but we haven't done shot.
I don't do a lot of glass because, yeah, people
throw that stuff when we go to hockey games and
we don't want that happened.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So before they get on the brew Bus, they can
grab one of those those cups.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
We also have Stanley's I shouldn't say Stanley's take that
out ye, look alike Stanley and some water bottles, so
we'll have all that stuff if you do come to
the brew Bus. We generally do set up a table
of all free mo merch, so we'll have feel.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Free to go. Say hi to John and Austin.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You'll be there, LEXI will be there too, coordinator. Yeah,
I do not speak for most schedule, but we try
to get them out there. You will definitely be there
probably yeah, yeah, yeah, Lord Willing, I will be out there.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Yeah, I have a question for you. Are you his
marketing department?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I mean how long have we known each other? I
send you free tickets to the Soul.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Job.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Okay, since you're the marketing person. Just so, yesterday I
looked up this best attorneys in Orlando.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Okay, and the wit came up.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Oh good, I don't know it was MO because it
was a picture of a man twenty years younger guy.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
And I said, this guy looks familiar.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah our website.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
No, no, no, it's a list of the top ten attorneys.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Okay, this is why we're talking about old man.
Speaker 9 (10:26):
Well, of course he looked hot.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Don't tell him that.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Don't take is taking a toll on that man. Today's
my last day as.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Marketing that and says, now your slogan is just going mo.
You can't say the wit because the last name as
this guy.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
I think I found the photo.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
You're just look at this guy.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
How are you going to tell me this guy is
the same guy?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
That is the same guy. That's a young law school
right there?
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Really familiar? And who's Moses and who's the wit?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
All right?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
And that does I didn't know Moses.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
All right, I'll work on it. I can't help with
every single website on the internet. You know what you
look like on every website.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Man, when I was young, I was hot. I'm not
gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Now, I'm sure there's some photos out there of you
that you don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
I wish the world would have. I wish the world would.
Speaker 10 (11:32):
Have the first thing that's me when I had a
brown hair and a bigger nose, now a smaller nose.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
All right, John, thank you for the chicken.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Three hours behind us. Yeah, because like I do what
I can. All right, Well hire that Moses and you'll
get our Moses.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, he'll, he'll, he'll work on that day, John, thank
you for coming it ready the chicken part.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
We please come out tomorrow to get some free chicken.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Part.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Boys in o Vito, do not go to the Longwood location.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
In o Vito. There you go, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
When we come back, it's started for the King of
Denmark ran Homes to make his daily proclamation. You're listening
to the Manscha the morning. Welcome back to the Monster's Mornings.
We're already on one oh four point one brought out
(12:28):
SAT Live and I Radio can see you guys know
when we do these uh these live remotes live shows out,
it's a lot of extra work. Angel has to drive
out there today to Leesburg to do line.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Tests and all kinds of stuff. And there's all kinds
of things.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
I put that on my calendar. Did you thing I
knew I was doing that?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Today's bruise right or or but a lot of extra work.
But we love doing it, guys. We love coming out
and meeting you guys. We love getting out to these
different events. And we're gonna thank Maggie from Monster Mags
from the City of Leesburg for inviting us to come out.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Are you gonna come with us next sup Friday? Daisy?
Speaker 9 (13:10):
I am, okay, because I'm trying to find out if
that Big Booby girl is there.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
As long as I thought it's because you liked us
a lot, But.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Okay, whatever is like, I can love you a lot,
but you know I can still see you here.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well anyway, that's next Friday, we have Big Bo'll be live.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
You do.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
The Marmadukes is where we're gonna be at.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
I know it's Marmaduke, remember it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
From six to eleven Live Monster Show. They're gonna be
serving breakfast for everybody, They'll be serving drinks the night before.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
We're gonna have some.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Party time, and I want to remind you that we're
also gonna have the IVY.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
That's what I want, okay, I want the Ivy.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, and I.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Want to find out what happens to me.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
At one o'clock. It's MW Wrestling.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
By the way, people keep asking how much the tickets
are no charge. Monster Mags is taking care of it,
and they will be a title defense on next to
one with two to ten will defend the MWO title
against Niles Cruise, who seems to be the most popular
independent wrestler here.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
In Central Florida.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
He gets a shot at the title, and then we've
got Valentina Rossi. By the way, the only way I
knew about Valentina Rossi was you went out and you
told me I should look at this girl, and you said,
my god, she's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
She is.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now I gave her a title shot with Ambernova next Friday.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
I love that about you.
Speaker 9 (14:30):
You finally trusted me after two and a half years.
You trusted one thing. I said, I did, yes, So
you know, you're kind of like all my ex husbands.
It takes a while, but eventually at least one thing
is like.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Oh, you're okay to say that.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
I'm telling the girls, good, it's good.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Well we met her. She came in.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
She's awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
So who knows she could be the next MWO champion
or maybe Ambernova will you know will retain her title.
We'll find out next Friday at wrestling at one o'clock
in Leesburg. Uh so join us. It's all for free
now it's signed for the King of Denmark. Ryan Holmes
make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
And boom boom, thank.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
You proclamations all way.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
In Denmark. That's me kicking Denmark.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
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like when I have a bad day, so that's the
way to start it. And then I'm home and I
(16:01):
come home to two beautiful little puppet faces that are
so happy to see me.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
That's that.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
That makes life a lot easier. Like I was having
a bad day yesterday and like a lot of stuff
happening around here, don't ask me about it. And I
got home and I and I had the two puppies
greet me at the door, and they're just wagging and
their tongues are out. They're having so much fun. They're
so happy to see their papa. And I'm like, oh,
(16:28):
I can't even be upset anymore. And I'm so happy
about it. I posted a little picture on my Facebook.
I'm like, these little faces just make me happy. I'm
at the point where I loved the other dog. Now.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
It took a good picture. It was a really good picture.
I was like, how could you not be have fun
with that?
Speaker 9 (16:45):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Angel?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
When I saw that and I'm so happy. Then I
remember him saying, not just two days ago, if I
knew how much money that costs, I wouldn't even have
them dogs.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
I still.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
You got to remember, he's an emotional creature, and sometimes
in the moment he'll say things that he really doesn't mean.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah, I'm also a hypocrite.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh that's my gimmick to say that, radio dad.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
No, No, this is my daughter. My daughter just a cat.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
My daughter's just found this cat under a bridge. This
would become my third cat because my kids keep finding.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
That means you're run away from being a crazy cat lady.
Dang it man, that's the minimum.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Something kind of strange that you want to bring home.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Dang it man.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
But you know what, I dated a guy.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
It went really really great for one or two days,
remember I said, And then turns out he's married. Oh
that was a road but so it is not wrong
for me to now become a cat lady.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Oh got it.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
I guess there's no turning back from being a cat lady.
Like no one starts off. I really believe that no
woman starts off to be a cat lady. It's like,
you get one cat and this just happens, has happened
to me, all of a sudden, I had another cat.
I'm like, all right, well, because cats that kind of
take care of themselves, you know what I mean, Like
you don't have to do a ton with them once
you get them past like a litter box training. And
(18:11):
then another cat showed up and I'm like, okay, get
a lot. You have to stop yourself from getting the
fourth cat because.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
The fourth trying what are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (18:20):
This is fine?
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Two dogs, two cats, now in this third cat that I'm.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Saying, I got third cat. Next thing, you know, he's
seven cats. And then then you smell too. It's unfortunate
because people ladies with cats, they stink like cat peepee.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
It's not good.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Can you look at a girl and tell whether she's
a catwoman or not?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Oh yeah, I can't have a whip and wear leather,
not like not.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like Batman cat. I've said, like whether they like cats,
like I think, I think I can tell.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Yeah, And that's it's just unfortunate because I'm there's been
people I've dated that I actually really liked. When I
went to their apartment, I told you, and then the
cats there's a cat smell and one and then it's
on you, like maybe maybe you're not even in the apartment.
You're not, You're at the all you left the olive garden.
You're full of super solid breadsticks and some cheap sengreas
and you're like, let's make out a.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Little bit on the back alley. And it's like, oh,
I smell cat pepe.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Right? Is that superficial?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Because because I had the same situation and there was
a girl I really liked a lot, but she had
cats and I couldn't stand going over to her house,
and I just broke up with her just because the cats, not.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Because of her. She was wonderful to smell, right, That's
and just it made me a sneeze.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
And it's just and I'm I identify with dog people,
I don't identify with cat people.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
For me, Like, I know I talked about the smell
of them, all earlier, but smell for me is like
one of the most important things of my daily life.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
It has like if I hate the smell of something,
I can't do it.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
I've dated, I've dated women that smell fine, but it
doesn't it's not my kind of smell.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
And then I'm like, this is never gonna work.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Do I smell like or do I smell like a cat?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Lady?
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Now, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
That's a loaded question. Angel. Is that superficial to break
up with someone because they have cats?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
No?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I mean did you were you were having a physical
reaction to the cats?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Okay, so do I which one?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Do I smell bad?
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Like?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Smell good?
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Car?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Yet one more cat?
Speaker 8 (20:13):
You're gonna it's gonna smell like cat peepy. That's all
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Okay, so I'm still datable.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
But you're right, Daisy, having two dogs is a lot
of work. It's it's way more work than I thought
it would be. And did you know we learned this
the other day. Every if you have a dog from
puppy to like it to where the dog passes, it
costs fifty thousand dollars off the lifetime of the dog.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
That's a lot of money. I know you could build
an extra Lacey River.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I know a la.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
La river on it.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
But but I it took me a while for the
second dog to like really love the second dog. And
now now I love sweet Casey. I have a sweet face. Okay,
so you finally, finally now love the dog. But two
days it's because well.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Yeah, it takes a minute. Like I look, you can't
tell when you're in love.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
I know you fall in love immediately and you get married,
but for me, it takes a little bit of time.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Okay, well, yeah, didn't you marry your wife the same
day you met her?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It was a month later. I waited a month.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Oh wow, I fall in love very fast. That's the
problem with me.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
I actually, with my wife, I was playing I love
you chicken for like a while because I was like,
I'm not gonna be the one to say it first,
even though I felt it.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
I wanted to say it.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
I knew she wanted to say it too, but we
both were like, I'm not going to say it first.
But we never communicated that and it took it took.
That was actually the longest I went before saying I
love you to somebody, but this dog, they're great.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
The problem is now the dogs are jealous of each other,
of like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Problem.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
I was unaware that this was a thing. Yeah, so
if I'm petting one dog, the other dog.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Could get first.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Of all, the other dog could give a crap about
me whether what I'm doing. It's over there on the
floor doing its own thing.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
But if I go to pet one of the dogs,
the other one comes over and it's like, what's that?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
What about me?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Yeah, they get to their kids, I mean, they're their puppies.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
So I thought like this was like I was like,
it has to just be me.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
There's no way that like the real the dogs really
feel like actual jealousy. And then I read a story
that's like scientifically proven that dogs a feel jealousy and
then b try to break your connection with the other dog,
like actively go out of their way to do that.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Yep, So now I feel really bad.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Like sometimes one of the dogs, like Cody will be
in the in the living room and I'll be in
the back bedroom and Casey'll come in there and I'm like, oh, Casey,
I love your little face, and I'm kissing licking my
face and then Cody comes around the corner and I
feel like I'm cheating, Like, you.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Gotta give her the You gotta give her the same
attention and I and I wait, I try to do that.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
You have to, yeah, Yount, you choose a favorite.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
No, he has a.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Favorite, but he has to go through the through the whole.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Oh yeah, real talk Cody my first dog, my favorite dog.
I love this dog so much. She's the best girl.
But I don't want this sounds crazy. This has to
be me putting Hue emotions into but so Casey, I
don't want her to feel less than you know, So
I'll then like she can love on the other dog.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
But then Cody's looking back at me like you cheater, you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Cheater, cheater, cheater. We gotta do the same for both
of them, you know. That's and then I do.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yeah, that's how you get into the petting vortex.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
How are you a treat? I have to give them
exactly the same treat. If you give one a different one,
they know the difference.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
You have to do it at the same time.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Because if I give Cody the treat first, She's like chomp, chomp, chump.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I hand Casey.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
It's like I never gave Cody a treat mad, don't.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I don't have that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Like Beth knows that bo gets the first treat and
then she gets the second and and and they're good
with that as long as they get the same treat.
If I give one like the little uh peanut butter
bow tie and give the other one the other like one,
that's like a chicken thing, like hey, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be fair.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Yeah, it's gotta be the same snack. It's gotta be
the same time.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
It's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Now.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
The other part is with with with my last dog, Chloe.
She liked Christina Betters like no matter, even though I
had the dog longer. Something about Christina. She just loved Christina.
And she ended up bombing with Christina way after I
got her, and it always made me mad.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
But these two.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Dogs got started.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Do they love me so much?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
So like I'll sit, I'll like, I'll sit on the floor.
That's what I did yesterday to feel better. I sat
on the floor and like babies, and then they covered
me and they licked my face and I their head.
And then Christina tries the same thing after me doesn't
work and I and I'm kind of glad about that.
I don't know if that makes me a bad person,
but I want the dogs to like me better, even
(24:52):
though Christina's actually.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Doing way more work than me.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Because Christina works from home, she'll go out and play
with them in the backyard. But for some reason, is
when wait, when.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Papa comes home.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Oh, it's the best day of her And I've been
waiting for this my whole life.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I have the opposite thing.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Uh, the dogs do like me better, and it hurts
Mary Helen's feelings and hurts christina feeling. And I'll been like,
don't worry, get away, dogs, go see your mom, you know,
because I don't want her to hurt their feelings hurt.
But for some reason, the stupid dogs love me.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
I literally we always sit in the same spots on
the couch. You know, She's got her spot. I got
my spot. I actually hid dog treats in her side
of the couch because I wanted Christina feel better.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Yes, you got to ask pain about that, because I
wonder if it's because because your guys a situation where
the leader of the pack, you see that or that
that you guys are gone for a part of the
day and they're around.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I think it's like my dad.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
When he would come like I like, yeah, they buy
every song, and I'm like, my dad's here.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I think was around long enough.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
I was like, what is my dad here? Is horrible?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I think because we're the alpha where the That's what
I think. You know, maybe in the pack where the alpha?
Speaker 7 (25:57):
They know that.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Have you met his wife?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, you're right, Thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
I don't want to let you lie like I don't
think so guys.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
You don't know my at my house, run the house,
run the house like she's the bus.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Make it the point, both your guys.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I think she's the other. Ryan is the beta, Beta.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I know beta.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Soy boy, when when it comes to my house, like
I know I'm here, I'm laughing, goofy, Like.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What you gonna do here? The man?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I go home? Lay it down?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
My gosh, none of us believe that.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Home.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Sometimes do I have to.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Be quiet at home because she's always having important corporate meetings? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Maybe I have to do that.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
And do I have to bring her lunch sometimes most days? Yeah,
that's fine. And do I do the laundry most of days?
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It makes the decisions on what goes in the house
and what doesn't go in the house.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I do.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
What after, I asked Curves, Okay, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
How about you guys with my cats, I only love
one cat. I don't love the two cats.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Well, that's a good world to live by.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Cat only loved one cat at the time.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I've been saying it for years.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Yeah, but no, you're right.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
No, you're actually right.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
And that's why that's what makes dog people and cat
people so different. Because I now love both my dogs.
I love them the same for the most part. But like,
at one point, I had three cats. Had see so
you were a cat man. No, I here's what I had, Cosmo,
my first cat. I loved that cat, best cat. Then
I had Ghost, whose name was Ghost because I barely
ever saw her, didn't care what you did. And then
(27:50):
I had Gray Kitty, a cat I so much didn't
care about. I named it gray Kitty because it was
gray cat.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
Ryan.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Yeah, we got thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Know how the rules work.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
It happened, I got I got fifteen more seconds.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Why are you arguing?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I was just trying to help you brood. You hold
up a clock to me like you're the watchmaker from Batman.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
I know, I know he's trying to help you out.
It's a good friend.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
It wouldn't be, wouldn't be. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Do I need to do?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
I need to pay attention to time?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
What are they going to do?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Fire me?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
You never know?
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I heard, I heard.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
My god, that mortgage guy down. The games at six
am are way different than trying.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
To a good thing. My mortgage is so low thanks
to that Morrigs guy. Done from that mortgage guy done
dot com because I can live without.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Yeah, it's the home to my lovely dogs.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
And thanks that mortge got down where you're looking to
do traditional mortgage refights. He locked small business loaves, whatever
it may be. Check out that mortgage guy don and
don't miss the boat. Compare quote with that mortgage guy done,
and so it shall be.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I take some messages when we come back. Don't go anywhere.
You're listening to the mantch of the morning.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Looking ahead to the future.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
That's what the team at TK Law is all about,
looking ahead with Will's and states, trust plannings, all that
kind of stuff. And today we're gonna look ahead to
the future on the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
What's gonna happen? We don't know.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
No Jim saying he's gonna be back. I saw Facebook
posts he's coming in. I think he's on a respirator.
He's got an ivy bag attacked to But Jim Colbert's
gonna be there today, baby, So check it out, and
there's a guest producer as well. Then look at the
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Speaker 8 (29:33):
Com Radio.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Heard the summer from.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Daisy.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
It's been good seeing you.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
It's been really good to get back. I gotta get
back in the move.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Your nose looks good.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
You look awesome. It's good to see.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
The energy is here. I like it. And you're gonna
be with us a Friday. I am oh, So we'll
have you next Thursday and Friday.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
That's right, Okay. I feel like double day. I just
gotta get into the mode. Yeah yeah, yeah, I feel
like I got it in me though, you.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Got it in yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
So next week we're gonna be live in Leesburg Leesburg
Bike Fest. Can't wait join us free show. We'll be
there from six or eleven at Marmaduke's right there in
downtown Leesburg, looking forward.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
To seeing everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Angel's gotta go out there today and check the lines
and make sure it's all good.
Speaker 9 (30:25):
Angel, can you see if the girls there, I'll bring.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Your banner, bring your banner. I'm bringing all my banners.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Oh yeah, next week yeah, yeah yeah, yah, next Friday.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, not today.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Don't walk around with it, you know what, Daisy for you,
I'll take a gander, but I'm there. I'm there.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Just check around.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
What I'm saying, that's look around, That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, he'll be doing it for you.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I'm literally just going there to check a line, maybe
eat a smashburger, and get the hell out of there.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Somebody's had that banner behind you all day, and every
time I looked over, because the way the reflection is,
it just looked like somebody was standing behind you know.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
There's people that were texting it that day. There's like
there's age there.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Looks like somebody's behind you telling telling Russ to go
to break this hold.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
I don't know you if you saw that the whole
time Brush thought I was.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
I was.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
He's like, oh that's how Angel, You know, fight the
power and everything. I was like, no, Russ to break.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
That's probably why I picked the picture while I was jounk,
That's how I see Angel with his fist up like that.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's telling me what to do, doing his damn you
white man's fist.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
I was like, no, dude, we're trying to get the break.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's going to break, all right.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, do we have any hot takes today?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Go the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
You can use the talk back function here. Stuff on
the Monsters after the list little song.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
It's time for.
Speaker 11 (31:39):
Oh yeah, hot egg, let's saw Monsters checking in with
you guys. I gotta say that, out of all the
females on the show, Savannah and Daisy are neck and neck.
Daisy just gets to come in more. She is absolutely hilarious.
She should really start working on a stand up routine.
(32:00):
Start doing some stand up because I believe she would
kill it, and I think a lot of the other
people that listen with too. She is absolutely hilarious. Have
a great day, guys.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
She started a joke last year that she's gonna finish
this year.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
I'm trying to get Ryan to help me finish my joke,
so I don't have a punchline on it.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Ryan disappears with the dogs.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
You got a nose job?
Speaker 8 (32:22):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
It's difficult for me to blame it on it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Many You know, dogs aren't always jealous of other dogs.
Speaker 11 (32:32):
Our last and Mallemew would used to howl and bark
whenever I hugged my wife because that's his mommy.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
You know.
Speaker 11 (32:38):
He'd squeeze himself in between the two of us, try
and break this up.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
Sadly, we had to put.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Him down last month.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
That was hard, because it's all right, sad, but he
was such a good dog.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Man has spoiled us because we thought all dogs are
like that until we got our Sugbarian husky Gary.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh they anyway, double dogs.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Huskys are handful.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
They try to talk right.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
That's how my dog did it. I had a husky.
He was white with the blue eyes, so cute.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
I've got a brown eye husky.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Why would you?
Speaker 6 (33:24):
I just spit into the micold come here, spin hot.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
Boom, Hey all and hey daisy, Glad you're back.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Glad your nose is put back together.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I guess their smell is definitely a thing I will
not buy clothing from the ultimat mall anymore because it permanently.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Smells like that damp porn corn place.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
And also I dated a girl, beautiful girl, great soul,
big old who has breath And that was the breaking point.
It was so restrictive.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Her breath was horrible and I couldn't take it. Oh yeah,
I had one of.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Those two Yeah, because yeah, who has? Who is?
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
He said the big, big old who He said she
had a big who ha.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
No, he said he was saying, I think he's used
the wrong verb there. I think he was trying to
say he uh, she had called him big.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Who has maybe the who has?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
And I think he was trying to say that she
had big connockers, but he used the who ha, And
so I instantly thought that we're going to bring back Connockers.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
That's really good.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
That and the word smut. I still like that word anyway.
Next one, this is Nampa, Steve.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
I just wanna say that girl came in there like
an angry there. You don't you don't need that kind
of attitude, you know, she came here talking a bunch
of snackrel about the hamberjack. No, but you don't need
that you don't need that type of personality.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I think you're just fared with with on next the one.
He is the one, and you have to stop fish that.
He had more puns than I like.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
When the fish people call in, it makes you to.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Borrow that smackerel. That's a good one. That's good, Hot Deck.
Speaker 8 (35:18):
The confidence Russ speak Spanish probably makes him a really
good time at Harry Potter landing.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
The confidence in which russbeak Spanish probably makes him a
really good time at Harry Potter land.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Okay, oh.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Yeah, not good.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
What am I missing?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I don't know. I didn't get it that.
Speaker 9 (35:36):
Like, Harry Potter is witchery and magic, so he's thinking
he's doing something, but he's not.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Okay, next, I take okay, Hot Deck.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Angel Hunts pizzas what you get at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Oh that's why they're best breakfast pizza you can get
at six o'clock in the morning at any gas station.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Hunts Pizza for the wind. Yeah, but we don't have
a we don't I have Hunts Pizza and the Greater
Orlando well no gas station. Well yeah, people were saying that,
but I don't think there are any in Orlando. I
saw them on the map that they were showing it.
It showed it from like Jacksonville up, but I didn't
see any in Orlando. I could be wrong, but if
there is one, give you boy heads up.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
There you go. Those are the hot takes.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Hey, we want to remind you we've sold out one
entire bus. We're working on the second bus for the
Monster Brewbus. We're going to enter Coastal Brewing, play Linda
Brewing and Salty Cissers which is Tiffany's bar, and they're
going to have an awesome band there for us. It's
going to be the Kentucky Derby Party. Join us on
the Monster Brew Bus May the second. We've confirmed Daisies
coming with us, Ambernova, Angelique, the Damsel and Queen of
(36:40):
course Angel and Ryan and myself both the Big Man
Roads is coming.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's going to be a great time.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Join us on the Monster Brew Bus by getting your
tickets before we sell out. Just go to Real Radio
dot FM slash Brew. That's Real Radio dot FM, slash Brew.
And next Friday we are live out at Leesburg and
Angel will be going out there today right Yeah, I'm
head out there.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
And the Daisy. What you got.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
All I gotta say is I didn't remember that Angel
was so tall?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Was like, oh my gosh, did you miss us?
Speaker 6 (37:09):
I miss you guys. It's not a lie. It's a
real thing.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I believe.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
I was like, I miss fighting with Russ, I miss
laughing with Ryan. I'm miss hugging this giant buy over there.
We fought one time.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
It was a whole day though, right, we one whole day.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
It was like a whole day.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
That's four hours. That's enough for two years. Well, okay,
that's a big fight.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I wouldn't say we fight.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
We had.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
That's what you said. That's what she said. You gotta
let her.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Know. We'll fight about that. How you like that? What
you got?
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Uncomfortableness?
Speaker 5 (37:47):
That's what laugh?
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Hey follow me and everybody on the show, and they're
very social medias and real radio, you know, and not
mind's that Ryan Olds comedy on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Well tomorrow we will not fight, but Samannah will be here.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Oh yeah, zero fighting, zero fighting home.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Stay tuned for the news jockey right after the Monsters
in at three o'clock. It's the Jim Colbert Show. He'll
be there by the way. Uh, you join us tomorrow
when we do our thing from Daisy Angel and ran.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
Home delarateous mess, married man and what awesome squille.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Lady Russ held well to Rock Rollo guys, thank you
so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home, No,
we gotta get the help of right here. Swirls
Welcome back check on Monswer's Morning's were a Radio one
oh four point one broadcasting live at iHeartRadio. I'm Russ
Rowlinds along with Angel Rivera of Ryan Holmes, Azy Del Toro,
and John Bussneck is here with us a day.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hey, what's up John?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What do you guys?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Do?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
You guys have got your your mouth full here with
a bunch of chicken pox.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, you bought you brought us chicken farm. I thought
today was National Chicken Farm Day, but it's not today.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's it's Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You said, it's technically Sunday, April nineteenth. We celebrated last year.
We brought your chicken parm last year as well, but
it's April nineteenth, but we're celebrating early.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't blame you.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, Mo celebrates every week, it seems like. Yeah, but
this Friday tomorrow, Moe is buying chicken parm, free chicken
parm to anybody that shows up at Dope Boys Pizza
in Ovido.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
This is really good.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So he he's buying chicken parm for
any anybody who comes out from noon to two. Chicken parm,
sandwich chicken parm slider, chicken parm.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Pizza, Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And it's his way to say thank you for people
that follow us on moeeatsparm dot com and his journey
of eating the world's best chicken parm.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And you know our listeners they love free food.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
They do, not only the listeners, but apparently the host
as well.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, it's super good. We always love food which is
in a good mood.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Joe Boys, Pizza and Ovido come out tomorrow noon to
two while supplies last, So we have no idea if
one person's going to show up or one thousand people
show up.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You brought a big tray out there for we know.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You guys are you're a growing boy rush and so
we want to make sure you get enough chicken parm.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I am a big feller, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
How are things going with the bowling tournament?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Bowling tournament is sold out for bowling, so since last
week we put some people on blast and they have
now sold out. So if you want a bowl, sorry,
you can't get a bowling ticket unless somebody drops out.
But we got pinball tickets though, so all the bowlings
sold out. Daisy as well. Ryan Angel sold out. But
if you want to just come hang out, get some drinks,
(02:08):
play some pinball, have some fun. Those tickets are only
fifteen dollars and then just call Moe dot com slash
bowling May ninth, Saturday, a veto bowling sent So is
the pinball? Is it a pinball tournament or is it
just so there's a pinball? Have you ever been to
the Fiato Bowling Center.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I have.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think didn't we do it a bowling tournament there
once before? That's the same place. I don't think it's
the same place. And there this place in particular, Web
John's gonna tell you they've got it basically a room
by itself, and it's got just the most the biggest,
one of the biggest collections and awesome collections of pinball
machines I love. Yeah, And it's a real cool bar
that's in there, and it's kind of like off to
(02:46):
the side.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Of the bowling alley.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, it's all connected. I played pinball when I was
a kid. We had a pinball machine in our garage
and all the kids from.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Rich kid over here with machine.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well yeah, oh yeah, I was. We were the richest
people in king would Yeah, Yeah, for sure, you were
the King of Kings. Yeah. Well my dad.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
My dad had like a furniture store, so he got
a pinball machine and we would play for hours and
hours an hours. So I love pinball, so we used
to have tournaments.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you remember the pinball machine you had?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was called Jumbo Circus, is what it was, Jumbo
Circus pinball machine. But then later on I bought a
Kiss pinball machine and I had that for a while
and then when I think they have one of the
pinball lones, do they really? And I decided to sell it.
But instead of selling it, I went to a Kiss
convention and I sold tickets to win it, and I
ended up making about five thousand dollars that way, And
(03:37):
if I would have sold it straight up, I would
have gotten a lot less.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So the real way is to sell those tickets and
then don't actually give it away. You just pocket the
money that I had to give it away.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Wait, because you work for a lawyer, just.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Say somebody else want Yeah, the pinball lounge. It's right
next to the bowling alley inside and they have like
probably twenty thirty forty pinball machines all throughout, and so
if you buy a ticket to to the just Callmost
Celebrity bull Rama, you can just go and play pinball
if you're not bowling.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, And if you don't even come to that
Friday nights there are ten bucks all you can play pinball.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's great. It's that's a great spot. And how did
everything go for the for the mini golf term?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Angel did not win. Sorry Angel, I shot eighteen eight
Wait wait you shot eighteen shot.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
At eighteen holding on on everywhere, every single one of them. Wow,
even though I was three stories up.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Who ended up winning either?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I don't remember their names, but it was a it
was a team, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
It's a lot. It's a good afternoon. I really enjoyed myself.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
We had a bagpiper who played played everybody out and
caricature artists, but everybody had a good time. We raised
ten thousand dollars for the Faint House.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, they're a local nonprofit that helps kids that grew
up in foster care and now they're sort of young adults.
Were in that jar six hundred and seventies. I wasn't
even so we had a guess the t jar long
one hundred dollars if you got it, and a woman
named Jackie.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, ah, so a woman got it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, I know what she give it away?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Was she closest to the pin or does she nail those?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No, she wasn't.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I think she said five ninety nine and it was
six oh seven, so she was That's why I was surprised.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
If she got it like right on the money.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
No, no, no, it was it was. Yeah, it was closest.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, gotcha. Very good.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But we had a lot of fun. It was a
good time and hopefully we'll do it next year. I
think we will just got to figure out some logistics
on that, but hopefully we'll do it next year.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Nice, very good. So Angel, do we have anything for
Mo for the weekend?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yes we do.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
We forgot about it. That's all right. Well come out
Friday to get some free chicken parm if you're just
joining us.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, the chicken parm is very very good.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Thank you. That's dough Boys, U. Dough Boys is so good.
If you've never got their pizza, super good pizza.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Are you sick of chicken parm yet?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I don't eat it as much as MO does. No, Mo, eats.
I think he's in Las Vegas right now. I think
he's had it three times because he sent me videos
that he's shot, so I get it every now and then. Okay,
so no, the answer is no, I'm not sick of.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It all right.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Some of the events that we got going down starting today,
We've Thursday, April the sixteenth, we got echos Fest Thursdays
through Saturday at City Arts Downtown and basically it's a
three day arts and music festival in downtown Orlando featuring
live music, dance performances at art gallery exhibitions, networking nights,
music industry panels, and much more. That's Echos Fest goes
(06:20):
on through the weekend. And then Friday, we've got the
Orlando Science Center. It's twenty twenty seven Pride prom The
theme is the Travelers Ball. The night includes live entertainment,
a DJ, firefly photo booth, and the crowning of a
royal court will be headlined by Rue Paul and Morphine Love,
Morphine Love, Dion Sorry, and then all proceeds to benefit
(06:42):
Come Out with Pride, a nonprofit behind Orlando's annual October
Pride celebration, which drew more than two hundred and fifty
attendees in twenty twenty five, two and fifty two hundred
and fifty thousand. Jeez, it was a big event. And
then Saturday we got the Mac and Cheese cop petition.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh okay, Mac Everybody petition.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Going down at our Glass Brewing in Longwood. Okay, it's
twenty Yeah, it's twenty bucks to sample, sign up to
be a competitor or pay the sample. Savory bites. Lots
of different maca cheese offered, and then there's like, I guess,
voting to see who ends up being the best of
the best. And Sunday we've got the Winni Park Winna
(07:26):
Park Paint Out, and that's going to be at the
Alban Polanski Museum and Sculpture Gardens. It's a free event
and it's one of the oldest plane air festivals in
Florida now and it's eighteenth year.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
There you go, they paint outside. If you don't know
what plane air means, it means they paint outside.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Right on.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Oh, I told him, what like a paint fest?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Like that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
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Speaker 2 (08:02):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Bed Uh So, John, what's the next thing you're planning
for mo? What's the next thing he's got to do
that he might not want to?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's a really good question. Besides the bowling and the
and the parm day on Friday. I know we have
some comedy jams coming up. Those are later in the year.
I'm sure something will come up that we're going to
be like, oh, we should do this.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
So any new merch you're working on.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
We got some pizza cutters in the office, five thousand
pizza cutters that I need to give away at some point.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, Okay, I know you guys have sponsored and thank
you so much, Monster Brewbus. We have them there for
I was gonna say, will you have pizza cutters there? Yes,
I should the pizza cutters the people getting on the
brew But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I mean, I mean, you could have some.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Sort of people I've never seen anybody on gang Do.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You have just call those shot glasses?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
We do not. I mean, we can look into them.
I mean, we have silly pints, which are like the
big cups that are squishy, but we haven't done shot.
I don't do a lot of glass because, yeah, people
throw that stuff when we go to hockey games and
we don't want that happened.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So before they get on the brew Bus, they can
grab one of those those cups.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
We also have Stanley's I shouldn't say Stanley's take that
out ye, look alike Stanley and some water bottles, so
we'll have all that stuff if you do come to
the brew Bus. We generally do set up a table
of all free mo merch, so we'll have feel.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Free to go. Say hi to John and Austin.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You'll be there, LEXI will be there too, coordinator. Yeah,
I do not speak for most schedule, but we try
to get them out there. You will definitely be there
probably yeah, yeah, yeah, Lord Willing, I will be out there.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Yeah, I have a question for you. Are you his
marketing department?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I mean how long have we known each other? I
send you free tickets to the Soul.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Job.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Okay, since you're the marketing person. Just so, yesterday I
looked up this best attorneys in Orlando.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Okay, and the wit came up.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Oh good, I don't know it was MO because it
was a picture of a man twenty years younger guy.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
And I said, this guy looks familiar.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah our website.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
No, no, no, it's a list of the top ten attorneys.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Okay, this is why we're talking about old man.
Speaker 9 (10:26):
Well, of course he looked hot.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Don't tell him that.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Don't take is taking a toll on that man. Today's
my last day as.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Marketing that and says, now your slogan is just going mo.
You can't say the wit because the last name as
this guy.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
I think I found the photo.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
You're just look at this guy.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
How are you going to tell me this guy is
the same guy?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
That is the same guy. That's a young law school
right there?
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Really familiar? And who's Moses and who's the wit?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
All right?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
And that does I didn't know Moses.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
All right, I'll work on it. I can't help with
every single website on the internet. You know what you
look like on every website.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Man, when I was young, I was hot. I'm not
gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Now, I'm sure there's some photos out there of you
that you don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
I wish the world would have. I wish the world would.
Speaker 10 (11:32):
Have the first thing that's me when I had a
brown hair and a bigger nose, now a smaller nose.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
All right, John, thank you for the chicken.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Three hours behind us. Yeah, because like I do what
I can. All right, Well hire that Moses and you'll
get our Moses.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, he'll, he'll, he'll work on that day, John, thank
you for coming it ready the chicken part.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
We please come out tomorrow to get some free chicken.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Part.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Boys in o Vito, do not go to the Longwood location.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
In o Vito. There you go, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
When we come back, it's started for the King of
Denmark ran Homes to make his daily proclamation. You're listening
to the Manscha the morning. Welcome back to the Monster's Mornings.
We're already on one oh four point one brought out
(12:28):
SAT Live and I Radio can see you guys know
when we do these uh these live remotes live shows out,
it's a lot of extra work. Angel has to drive
out there today to Leesburg to do line.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Tests and all kinds of stuff. And there's all kinds
of things.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
I put that on my calendar. Did you thing I
knew I was doing that?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Today's bruise right or or but a lot of extra work.
But we love doing it, guys. We love coming out
and meeting you guys. We love getting out to these
different events. And we're gonna thank Maggie from Monster Mags
from the City of Leesburg for inviting us to come out.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Are you gonna come with us next sup Friday? Daisy?
Speaker 9 (13:10):
I am, okay, because I'm trying to find out if
that Big Booby girl is there.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
As long as I thought it's because you liked us
a lot, But.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Okay, whatever is like, I can love you a lot,
but you know I can still see you here.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well anyway, that's next Friday, we have Big Bo'll be live.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
You do.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
The Marmadukes is where we're gonna be at.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
I know it's Marmaduke, remember it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
From six to eleven Live Monster Show. They're gonna be
serving breakfast for everybody, They'll be serving drinks the night before.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
We're gonna have some.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Party time, and I want to remind you that we're
also gonna have the IVY.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
That's what I want, okay, I want the Ivy.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, and I.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Want to find out what happens to me.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
At one o'clock. It's MW Wrestling.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
By the way, people keep asking how much the tickets
are no charge. Monster Mags is taking care of it,
and they will be a title defense on next to
one with two to ten will defend the MWO title
against Niles Cruise, who seems to be the most popular
independent wrestler here.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
In Central Florida.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
He gets a shot at the title, and then we've
got Valentina Rossi. By the way, the only way I
knew about Valentina Rossi was you went out and you
told me I should look at this girl, and you said,
my god, she's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
She is.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now I gave her a title shot with Ambernova next Friday.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
I love that about you.
Speaker 9 (14:30):
You finally trusted me after two and a half years.
You trusted one thing. I said, I did, yes, So
you know, you're kind of like all my ex husbands.
It takes a while, but eventually at least one thing
is like.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Oh, you're okay to say that.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
I'm telling the girls, good, it's good.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Well we met her. She came in.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
She's awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
So who knows she could be the next MWO champion
or maybe Ambernova will you know will retain her title.
We'll find out next Friday at wrestling at one o'clock
in Leesburg. Uh so join us. It's all for free
now it's signed for the King of Denmark. Ryan Holmes
make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
And boom boom, thank.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
You proclamations all way.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
In Denmark. That's me kicking Denmark.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
Brought to you by the Mortgage Gyn done from that
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like when I have a bad day, so that's the
way to start it. And then I'm home and I
(16:01):
come home to two beautiful little puppet faces that are
so happy to see me.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
That's that.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
That makes life a lot easier. Like I was having
a bad day yesterday and like a lot of stuff
happening around here, don't ask me about it. And I
got home and I and I had the two puppies
greet me at the door, and they're just wagging and
their tongues are out. They're having so much fun. They're
so happy to see their papa. And I'm like, oh,
(16:28):
I can't even be upset anymore. And I'm so happy
about it. I posted a little picture on my Facebook.
I'm like, these little faces just make me happy. I'm
at the point where I loved the other dog. Now.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
It took a good picture. It was a really good picture.
I was like, how could you not be have fun
with that?
Speaker 9 (16:45):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Angel?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
When I saw that and I'm so happy. Then I
remember him saying, not just two days ago, if I
knew how much money that costs, I wouldn't even have
them dogs.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
I still.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
You got to remember, he's an emotional creature, and sometimes
in the moment he'll say things that he really doesn't mean.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah, I'm also a hypocrite.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh that's my gimmick to say that, radio dad.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
No, No, this is my daughter. My daughter just a cat.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
My daughter's just found this cat under a bridge. This
would become my third cat because my kids keep finding.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
That means you're run away from being a crazy cat lady.
Dang it man, that's the minimum.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Something kind of strange that you want to bring home.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Dang it man.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
But you know what, I dated a guy.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
It went really really great for one or two days,
remember I said, And then turns out he's married. Oh
that was a road but so it is not wrong
for me to now become a cat lady.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Oh got it.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
I guess there's no turning back from being a cat lady.
Like no one starts off. I really believe that no
woman starts off to be a cat lady. It's like,
you get one cat and this just happens, has happened
to me, all of a sudden, I had another cat.
I'm like, all right, well, because cats that kind of
take care of themselves, you know what I mean, Like
you don't have to do a ton with them once
you get them past like a litter box training. And
(18:11):
then another cat showed up and I'm like, okay, get
a lot. You have to stop yourself from getting the
fourth cat because.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
The fourth trying what are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (18:20):
This is fine?
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Two dogs, two cats, now in this third cat that I'm.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Saying, I got third cat. Next thing, you know, he's
seven cats. And then then you smell too. It's unfortunate
because people ladies with cats, they stink like cat peepee.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
It's not good.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Can you look at a girl and tell whether she's
a catwoman or not?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Oh yeah, I can't have a whip and wear leather,
not like not.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like Batman cat. I've said, like whether they like cats,
like I think, I think I can tell.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Yeah, And that's it's just unfortunate because I'm there's been
people I've dated that I actually really liked. When I
went to their apartment, I told you, and then the
cats there's a cat smell and one and then it's
on you, like maybe maybe you're not even in the apartment.
You're not, You're at the all you left the olive garden.
You're full of super solid breadsticks and some cheap sengreas
and you're like, let's make out a.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Little bit on the back alley. And it's like, oh,
I smell cat pepe.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Right? Is that superficial?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Because because I had the same situation and there was
a girl I really liked a lot, but she had
cats and I couldn't stand going over to her house,
and I just broke up with her just because the cats, not.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Because of her. She was wonderful to smell, right, That's
and just it made me a sneeze.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
And it's just and I'm I identify with dog people,
I don't identify with cat people.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
For me, Like, I know I talked about the smell
of them, all earlier, but smell for me is like
one of the most important things of my daily life.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
It has like if I hate the smell of something,
I can't do it.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
I've dated, I've dated women that smell fine, but it
doesn't it's not my kind of smell.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
And then I'm like, this is never gonna work.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Do I smell like or do I smell like a cat?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Lady?
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Now, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
That's a loaded question. Angel. Is that superficial to break
up with someone because they have cats?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
No?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I mean did you were you were having a physical
reaction to the cats?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Okay, so do I which one?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Do I smell bad?
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Like?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Smell good?
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Car?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Yet one more cat?
Speaker 8 (20:13):
You're gonna it's gonna smell like cat peepy. That's all
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Okay, so I'm still datable.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
But you're right, Daisy, having two dogs is a lot
of work. It's it's way more work than I thought
it would be. And did you know we learned this
the other day. Every if you have a dog from
puppy to like it to where the dog passes, it
costs fifty thousand dollars off the lifetime of the dog.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
That's a lot of money. I know you could build
an extra Lacey River.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I know a la.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
La river on it.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
But but I it took me a while for the
second dog to like really love the second dog. And
now now I love sweet Casey. I have a sweet face. Okay,
so you finally, finally now love the dog. But two
days it's because well.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Yeah, it takes a minute. Like I look, you can't
tell when you're in love.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
I know you fall in love immediately and you get married,
but for me, it takes a little bit of time.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Okay, well, yeah, didn't you marry your wife the same
day you met her?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It was a month later. I waited a month.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Oh wow, I fall in love very fast. That's the
problem with me.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
I actually, with my wife, I was playing I love
you chicken for like a while because I was like,
I'm not gonna be the one to say it first,
even though I felt it.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
I wanted to say it.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
I knew she wanted to say it too, but we
both were like, I'm not going to say it first.
But we never communicated that and it took it took.
That was actually the longest I went before saying I
love you to somebody, but this dog, they're great.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
The problem is now the dogs are jealous of each other,
of like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Problem.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
I was unaware that this was a thing. Yeah, so
if I'm petting one dog, the other dog.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Could get first.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Of all, the other dog could give a crap about
me whether what I'm doing. It's over there on the
floor doing its own thing.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
But if I go to pet one of the dogs,
the other one comes over and it's like, what's that?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
What about me?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Yeah, they get to their kids, I mean, they're their puppies.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
So I thought like this was like I was like,
it has to just be me.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
There's no way that like the real the dogs really
feel like actual jealousy. And then I read a story
that's like scientifically proven that dogs a feel jealousy and
then b try to break your connection with the other dog,
like actively go out of their way to do that.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Yep, So now I feel really bad.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Like sometimes one of the dogs, like Cody will be
in the in the living room and I'll be in
the back bedroom and Casey'll come in there and I'm like, oh, Casey,
I love your little face, and I'm kissing licking my
face and then Cody comes around the corner and I
feel like I'm cheating, Like, you.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Gotta give her the You gotta give her the same
attention and I and I wait, I try to do that.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
You have to, yeah, Yount, you choose a favorite.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
No, he has a.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Favorite, but he has to go through the through the whole.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Oh yeah, real talk Cody my first dog, my favorite dog.
I love this dog so much. She's the best girl.
But I don't want this sounds crazy. This has to
be me putting Hue emotions into but so Casey, I
don't want her to feel less than you know, So
I'll then like she can love on the other dog.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
But then Cody's looking back at me like you cheater, you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Cheater, cheater, cheater. We gotta do the same for both
of them, you know. That's and then I do.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yeah, that's how you get into the petting vortex.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
How are you a treat? I have to give them
exactly the same treat. If you give one a different one,
they know the difference.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
You have to do it at the same time.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Because if I give Cody the treat first, She's like chomp, chomp, chump.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I hand Casey.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
It's like I never gave Cody a treat mad, don't.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I don't have that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Like Beth knows that bo gets the first treat and
then she gets the second and and and they're good
with that as long as they get the same treat.
If I give one like the little uh peanut butter
bow tie and give the other one the other like one,
that's like a chicken thing, like hey, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be fair.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
Yeah, it's gotta be the same snack. It's gotta be
the same time.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
It's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Now.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
The other part is with with with my last dog, Chloe.
She liked Christina Betters like no matter, even though I
had the dog longer. Something about Christina. She just loved Christina.
And she ended up bombing with Christina way after I
got her, and it always made me mad.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
But these two.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Dogs got started.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Do they love me so much?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
So like I'll sit, I'll like, I'll sit on the floor.
That's what I did yesterday to feel better. I sat
on the floor and like babies, and then they covered
me and they licked my face and I their head.
And then Christina tries the same thing after me doesn't
work and I and I'm kind of glad about that.
I don't know if that makes me a bad person,
but I want the dogs to like me better, even
(24:52):
though Christina's actually.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Doing way more work than me.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Because Christina works from home, she'll go out and play
with them in the backyard. But for some reason, is
when wait, when.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Papa comes home.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Oh, it's the best day of her And I've been
waiting for this my whole life.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I have the opposite thing.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Uh, the dogs do like me better, and it hurts
Mary Helen's feelings and hurts christina feeling. And I'll been like,
don't worry, get away, dogs, go see your mom, you know,
because I don't want her to hurt their feelings hurt.
But for some reason, the stupid dogs love me.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
I literally we always sit in the same spots on
the couch. You know, She's got her spot. I got
my spot. I actually hid dog treats in her side
of the couch because I wanted Christina feel better.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Yes, you got to ask pain about that, because I
wonder if it's because because your guys a situation where
the leader of the pack, you see that or that
that you guys are gone for a part of the
day and they're around.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I think it's like my dad.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
When he would come like I like, yeah, they buy
every song, and I'm like, my dad's here.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I think was around long enough.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
I was like, what is my dad here? Is horrible?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I think because we're the alpha where the That's what
I think. You know, maybe in the pack where the alpha?
Speaker 7 (25:57):
They know that.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Have you met his wife?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, you're right, Thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
I don't want to let you lie like I don't
think so guys.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
You don't know my at my house, run the house,
run the house like she's the bus.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Make it the point, both your guys.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I think she's the other. Ryan is the beta, Beta.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I know beta.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Soy boy, when when it comes to my house, like
I know I'm here, I'm laughing, goofy, Like.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What you gonna do here? The man?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I go home? Lay it down?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
My gosh, none of us believe that.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Home.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Sometimes do I have to.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Be quiet at home because she's always having important corporate meetings? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Maybe I have to do that.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
And do I have to bring her lunch sometimes most days? Yeah,
that's fine. And do I do the laundry most of days?
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It makes the decisions on what goes in the house
and what doesn't go in the house.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I do.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
What after, I asked Curves, Okay, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
How about you guys with my cats, I only love
one cat. I don't love the two cats.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Well, that's a good world to live by.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Cat only loved one cat at the time.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I've been saying it for years.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Yeah, but no, you're right.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
No, you're actually right.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
And that's why that's what makes dog people and cat
people so different. Because I now love both my dogs.
I love them the same for the most part. But like,
at one point, I had three cats. Had see so
you were a cat man. No, I here's what I had, Cosmo,
my first cat. I loved that cat, best cat. Then
I had Ghost, whose name was Ghost because I barely
ever saw her, didn't care what you did. And then
(27:50):
I had Gray Kitty, a cat I so much didn't
care about. I named it gray Kitty because it was
gray cat.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
Ryan.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Yeah, we got thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Know how the rules work.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
It happened, I got I got fifteen more seconds.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Why are you arguing?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I was just trying to help you brood. You hold
up a clock to me like you're the watchmaker from Batman.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
I know, I know he's trying to help you out.
It's a good friend.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
It wouldn't be, wouldn't be. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Do I need to do?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
I need to pay attention to time?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
What are they going to do?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Fire me?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
You never know?
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I heard, I heard.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
My god, that mortgage guy down. The games at six
am are way different than trying.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
To a good thing. My mortgage is so low thanks
to that Morrigs guy. Done from that mortgage guy done
dot com because I can live without.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Yeah, it's the home to my lovely dogs.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
And thanks that mortge got down where you're looking to
do traditional mortgage refights. He locked small business loaves, whatever
it may be. Check out that mortgage guy don and
don't miss the boat. Compare quote with that mortgage guy done,
and so it shall be.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I take some messages when we come back. Don't go anywhere.
You're listening to the mantch of the morning.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Looking ahead to the future.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
That's what the team at TK Law is all about,
looking ahead with Will's and states, trust plannings, all that
kind of stuff. And today we're gonna look ahead to
the future on the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
What's gonna happen? We don't know.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
No Jim saying he's gonna be back. I saw Facebook
posts he's coming in. I think he's on a respirator.
He's got an ivy bag attacked to But Jim Colbert's
gonna be there today, baby, So check it out, and
there's a guest producer as well. Then look at the
future with your team at tk law is it one
firm for life dot.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Com Radio.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Heard the summer from.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Daisy.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
It's been good seeing you.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
It's been really good to get back. I gotta get
back in the move.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Your nose looks good.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
You look awesome. It's good to see.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
The energy is here. I like it. And you're gonna
be with us a Friday. I am oh, So we'll
have you next Thursday and Friday.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
That's right, Okay. I feel like double day. I just
gotta get into the mode. Yeah yeah, yeah, I feel
like I got it in me though, you.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Got it in yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
So next week we're gonna be live in Leesburg Leesburg
Bike Fest. Can't wait join us free show. We'll be
there from six or eleven at Marmaduke's right there in
downtown Leesburg, looking forward.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
To seeing everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Angel's gotta go out there today and check the lines
and make sure it's all good.
Speaker 9 (30:25):
Angel, can you see if the girls there, I'll bring.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Your banner, bring your banner. I'm bringing all my banners.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Oh yeah, next week yeah, yeah yeah, yah, next Friday.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, not today.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Don't walk around with it, you know what, Daisy for you,
I'll take a gander, but I'm there. I'm there.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Just check around.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
What I'm saying, that's look around, That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, he'll be doing it for you.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I'm literally just going there to check a line, maybe
eat a smashburger, and get the hell out of there.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Somebody's had that banner behind you all day, and every
time I looked over, because the way the reflection is,
it just looked like somebody was standing behind you know.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
There's people that were texting it that day. There's like
there's age there.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Looks like somebody's behind you telling telling Russ to go
to break this hold.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
I don't know you if you saw that the whole
time Brush thought I was.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
I was.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
He's like, oh that's how Angel, You know, fight the
power and everything. I was like, no, Russ to break.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
That's probably why I picked the picture while I was jounk,
That's how I see Angel with his fist up like that.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's telling me what to do, doing his damn you
white man's fist.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
I was like, no, dude, we're trying to get the break.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's going to break, all right.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, do we have any hot takes today?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Go the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
You can use the talk back function here. Stuff on
the Monsters after the list little song.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
It's time for.
Speaker 11 (31:39):
Oh yeah, hot egg, let's saw Monsters checking in with
you guys. I gotta say that, out of all the
females on the show, Savannah and Daisy are neck and neck.
Daisy just gets to come in more. She is absolutely hilarious.
She should really start working on a stand up routine.
(32:00):
Start doing some stand up because I believe she would
kill it, and I think a lot of the other
people that listen with too. She is absolutely hilarious. Have
a great day, guys.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
She started a joke last year that she's gonna finish
this year.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
I'm trying to get Ryan to help me finish my joke,
so I don't have a punchline on it.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Ryan disappears with the dogs.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
You got a nose job?
Speaker 8 (32:22):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
It's difficult for me to blame it on it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Many You know, dogs aren't always jealous of other dogs.
Speaker 11 (32:32):
Our last and Mallemew would used to howl and bark
whenever I hugged my wife because that's his mommy.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
You know.
Speaker 11 (32:38):
He'd squeeze himself in between the two of us, try
and break this up.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
Sadly, we had to put.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Him down last month.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
That was hard, because it's all right, sad, but he
was such a good dog.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Man has spoiled us because we thought all dogs are
like that until we got our Sugbarian husky Gary.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh they anyway, double dogs.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Huskys are handful.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
They try to talk right.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
That's how my dog did it. I had a husky.
He was white with the blue eyes, so cute.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
I've got a brown eye husky.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Why would you?
Speaker 6 (33:24):
I just spit into the micold come here, spin hot.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
Boom, Hey all and hey daisy, Glad you're back.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Glad your nose is put back together.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I guess their smell is definitely a thing I will
not buy clothing from the ultimat mall anymore because it permanently.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Smells like that damp porn corn place.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
And also I dated a girl, beautiful girl, great soul,
big old who has breath And that was the breaking point.
It was so restrictive.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Her breath was horrible and I couldn't take it. Oh yeah,
I had one of.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Those two Yeah, because yeah, who has? Who is?
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
He said the big, big old who He said she
had a big who ha.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
No, he said he was saying, I think he's used
the wrong verb there. I think he was trying to
say he uh, she had called him big.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Who has maybe the who has?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
And I think he was trying to say that she
had big connockers, but he used the who ha, And
so I instantly thought that we're going to bring back Connockers.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
That's really good.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
That and the word smut. I still like that word anyway.
Next one, this is Nampa, Steve.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
I just wanna say that girl came in there like
an angry there. You don't you don't need that kind
of attitude, you know, she came here talking a bunch
of snackrel about the hamberjack. No, but you don't need
that you don't need that type of personality.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I think you're just fared with with on next the one.
He is the one, and you have to stop fish that.
He had more puns than I like.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
When the fish people call in, it makes you to.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Borrow that smackerel. That's a good one. That's good, Hot Deck.
Speaker 8 (35:18):
The confidence Russ speak Spanish probably makes him a really
good time at Harry Potter landing.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
The confidence in which russbeak Spanish probably makes him a
really good time at Harry Potter land.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Okay, oh.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Yeah, not good.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
What am I missing?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I don't know. I didn't get it that.
Speaker 9 (35:36):
Like, Harry Potter is witchery and magic, so he's thinking
he's doing something, but he's not.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Okay, next, I take okay, Hot Deck.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Angel Hunts pizzas what you get at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Oh that's why they're best breakfast pizza you can get
at six o'clock in the morning at any gas station.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Hunts Pizza for the wind. Yeah, but we don't have
a we don't I have Hunts Pizza and the Greater
Orlando well no gas station. Well yeah, people were saying that,
but I don't think there are any in Orlando. I
saw them on the map that they were showing it.
It showed it from like Jacksonville up, but I didn't
see any in Orlando. I could be wrong, but if
there is one, give you boy heads up.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
There you go. Those are the hot takes.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Hey, we want to remind you we've sold out one
entire bus. We're working on the second bus for the
Monster Brewbus. We're going to enter Coastal Brewing, play Linda
Brewing and Salty Cissers which is Tiffany's bar, and they're
going to have an awesome band there for us. It's
going to be the Kentucky Derby Party. Join us on
the Monster Brew Bus May the second. We've confirmed Daisies
coming with us, Ambernova, Angelique, the Damsel and Queen of
(36:40):
course Angel and Ryan and myself both the Big Man
Roads is coming.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's going to be a great time.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Join us on the Monster Brew Bus by getting your
tickets before we sell out. Just go to Real Radio
dot FM slash Brew. That's Real Radio dot FM, slash Brew.
And next Friday we are live out at Leesburg and
Angel will be going out there today right Yeah, I'm
head out there.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
And the Daisy. What you got.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
All I gotta say is I didn't remember that Angel
was so tall?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Was like, oh my gosh, did you miss us?
Speaker 6 (37:09):
I miss you guys. It's not a lie. It's a
real thing.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I believe.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
I was like, I miss fighting with Russ, I miss
laughing with Ryan. I'm miss hugging this giant buy over there.
We fought one time.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
It was a whole day though, right, we one whole day.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
It was like a whole day.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
That's four hours. That's enough for two years. Well, okay,
that's a big fight.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I wouldn't say we fight.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
We had.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
That's what you said. That's what she said. You gotta
let her.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Know. We'll fight about that. How you like that? What
you got?
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Uncomfortableness?
Speaker 5 (37:47):
That's what laugh?
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Hey follow me and everybody on the show, and they're
very social medias and real radio, you know, and not
mind's that Ryan Olds comedy on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Well tomorrow we will not fight, but Samannah will be here.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Oh yeah, zero fighting, zero fighting home.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Stay tuned for the news jockey right after the Monsters
in at three o'clock. It's the Jim Colbert Show. He'll
be there by the way. Uh, you join us tomorrow
when we do our thing from Daisy Angel and ran.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
Home delarateous mess, married man and what awesome squille.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Lady Russ held well to Rock Rollo guys, thank you
so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home, No,
we gotta get the help of right here. Swirls
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