BMMS 1-24-25

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a Friday.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
What's the most dangerous thing you do?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Text that to us bemms and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. What's the
most dangerous thing you do? Doesn't have to be sexy.
You don't have to be a bomb diffuser. It can
literally be date crazy women right herd rats. It can

(03:51):
be stay with an abuser that is dangerous. I mean,
it could be pretty. Doesn't have to be You don't
have to brag like it isn't like.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
My do Heroin on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Do you know what I found out about Heroin?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh god, okay, yeah? What'd you find out.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
That Heroin was initially designed.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
To be a cough suppressant?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, okay, I knew it was a medication of sorts.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know they it is a medication.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but cough suppressant.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's like I got a little to go here, have
some black tar?

Speaker 9 (04:32):
Heir?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Hey, no it worked? Yeah, yeah, hell it worked. You
stop coughing? Well why did they stop doing it?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
And then you were like more good? I need to.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Fascinating right, the things, hey, we've talked aboutfore viager wasn't
intended to be a penis drug, right, The and the
number of things that they're finding out when they like,
you know what we should do? I mean, I know
it's for I take it from my heart, but I
look at this thing. Oh my god, Henry, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (05:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, thanks, Frank, we got it.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
Man.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Frank keeps showing us as penis because after he takes
the blue pill for the hard blood regulation, he's claiming, well,
why don't we all take it? They stand around, Oh,
man just hanging out with their boners, pitching a tent
around a table.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Right, now, what do we do, boss? Boss?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I have an idea. Let's just keep the bank open
past five. No, right, we'll never do that, boss. Let's
put the time and timp outside. Brilliant. No, somebody came
up and was like, hey, I think there's no way
a woman came up with that. There's no way. A

(05:55):
woman was like, this feels like we should investigate this.
I know you want to think that that's true, gimpie.
I mean it's not so. A guy was like ha ha,
but a woman's like, man, my husband cannot get it
up at all. Whatsoever? I've heard of this experimental drug
over a provisor that you know, they say it's for

(06:17):
blood pressure.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
But ranky boy over here's got a rager.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh maybe kind of shifted. No, now, guys can't help themselves.
Look I put insulation in the attic. Look will you
come see that I mowed the yard? Yeah, look I've
got a massive right.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, we do show that stuff off though.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, we're golden retrievers.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Man like huh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah. Anyway, yesterday the president signed a declaration. This is
I think this is very bizarre, but sign a declaration
executive order saying he's to the JFK, the Robert Kennedy
and the Martin Luther King documents must be released within

(07:07):
fifteen days. Now, when you dig into that, that's not
necessarily true. They have fifteen days to come up with
a plan to release the documents. And the thing that
I learned about those documents is there was an act
called the jf Presidential JFK Assassination Act of like nineteen

(07:28):
ninety two to release all those documents for within twenty
five years. And so they've been releasing documents for a while,
at least in regards to JFK. Nearly ninety nine percent
of the documents are already released yea, and about four
thousand pages are redacted. And that doesn't mean they're going
to release If you think there's gonna be some bombshell,

(07:51):
there is not. You're not going to find out anything
new that you don't already know. There's not going to
be some like there it is. Yeah, you may see
some names of some people. You may there may be
some correspondence that we weren't privileged to. I think ultimately
you're going to find about out that people be people

(08:11):
and there was some bad people work, right for sure?
Maybe if they released I don't know, an unredacted version
of all of these documents, that would be all right. Well,
that way you're getting the full thing, You're not getting
lines that are blacked out.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
You're more satisfying.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, yeah, because it just feeds the fuels the conspiracy. Sure,
you're not going to get the truth at all whatsoever,
fully unredacted or not. You'll never get the full truth
on this because I don't think they want you to know.
They being the US government, Well, I mean the president
is the government and he has for it to be released,

(08:49):
so right, right, But I mean there's other people that
are in charge of that. Yeah, right, just because he's
the president. He's the boss right now, but he's the government,
so he wants it. You don't see what I'm saying.
So people it within the government won it released? Yeah,
but not a fully unredacted You're not, like I said,
you're never gonna get the full truth. I just don't
think there is no truth. I don't think of what
they know, there is no truth. My point I'm bringing

(09:12):
up is it's we already know I don't think there's
gonna be a giant revelation in regards to the JFK thing.
And you may there was a story I read just
yesterday where somebody who was one of the investigators just remembered,
which I find this insanely far fetched, just remembered he

(09:32):
didn't collect one of the bullets in the shells.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
You're telling me for the past fifty five sixty years
you haven't thought about this every day, and just now
you go, yes, right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm buying it. I A'm buying that. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
I can see how you want to block something like
that out of your memory, but at this no, you can't.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I don't know why you would want to block that out.
Maybe blocking seeing the brain fragments, that's.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
What I mean. And so then maybe that just slips
his mind because he has blocked it out. But I agree,
I don't even think you can. There isn't a way
of blocking that out.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That became your identity as an investigator in the JFK
is like that, that's who you were. Maybe who knows.
And then as far as r FK is concerned, he
there they there, there is pretty they're pretty confident, and
the documents have been released on that that Sir handsor

(10:40):
Han shot him. Now some are saying that the real
conspiracy is was he shot from behind?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
And could Sir hansor Han do that? So, okay, maybe
we'll learn that.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I think we're also going to learn that people be
people and people fumble balls, right, and so that may
have happened with the JFK thing. I think we're just
going to maybe see the spectrum a little bit more
of how vastly involved foreign bodies were, and then I
think the real one is Martin Luther King. I think
when we see some of the stuff the government did,
I think that's going to be more true to the

(11:15):
conspiracy the government had someone killed.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Than JFK or Robert.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
The real conspiracy here is that all three of these
people's last name starts with K.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
So and they have three names and some juniors.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, so if you're a junior with three names and
your last name starts with K, watch out now, just
typhen Eddie, be fine right back. Yeah. That's all they
do is to go who's taking up the most space? Well,
we don't need a third column. You got to hire
someone to do that. But I think when it comes
to from what I know about Martin Luther King's assassination,

(11:55):
it was a bunch of yuckies in the neighborhood that
were like, we can't have this guy doing this, and
they all got together in a bar and it has
a very John Wilkes Booth feel to it in regards to.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
You know what I'm gonna do?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
And uh, the government knew because he was so heavily
monitored by the FBI and the CIA, because they didn't
like what he was doing in America right, split and
spreading your black propaganda all over the garage.

Speaker 9 (12:28):
Right.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
He wasn't in line. So Hoover was like, get him in.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Line, or get him out, or we're gonna arrest him.
And he was like, and we're gonna We're gonna disclose
that you're a bad person. Okay, I'm already getting beat
from this color of my skin. You think that scares me?
I think, but I think that'll be the most interesting

(12:54):
one that gets disclosed. And I can promise you when
they released the documents, I will not read them. Yeah,
I'll wait for somebody to write a synopsis. Yeah, because
I don't want to sit there and comp through just
the ones that aren't released four thousand. I think it's
like forty seven hundred, but like four thousand pages. I

(13:14):
judge reading a book on how if it's like less
than three hundred, right, exactly each of those pages though,
are you know ninety percent of them are blacked out?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
You know you're really only reading like two lines per page.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, So when I say four thousand pages are redactive,
that's what's left. It's the redacted, like compressed together to
make four thousand four Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
we'll see. I feel like most people today want things
like the Epstein files released, Yeah, the Diddy files really

(13:47):
like people want that information for sure. They want to
know who's alive today that we can hold accountable. Right,
the Clinton hit list? Yes, sure, something like that. Yeah right,
what was on the laptop? Right?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Picked the person? Yeah? So I think that's, to me,
would be far more riveting than what happened. I don't.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I just I feel like we already know, right, it
ain't gonna change anything in its old news. I mean,
who does that appeal to boomers? Most likely? I'm thinking
it's not gen X, It's not gen Z. It's not millennials.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
If it does, it's like a you.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Know, a historic Yeah, it's gonna be more boomers that
are interested that because they've been waiting on the edge
of their seat for decades to get this information.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, you know, and they're almost.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Out the door.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, and you're gonna go, well, well learn what. Don't
trust the government? Where you been?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Right? You need that, that's the thing you need. They
literally have go to the rabbit hole. The list is long.
Rage wrote a couple of songs about it, right, but
get the album.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
They hold offices, those bad people. All right, We're giving
away beer for frigging a Friday. What's the most dangerous
thing you do? Case of Miller extra light could be
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two nine four five. Let's do news quikis. These are
just the headlines.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's time for newsquakies. World news, local news and news
that just makes you.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Say, what the Here's Corbyn gimbian lindsay with what's going
on newsquagies from the Big nin Morning showing ninety seven.

Speaker 8 (16:12):
Man wrongly accused of beating the bishop on a bus
gets police payout.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Hmm okay, I mean if he was wrongly accused and
locked up, tried and all that, yeah, he should get
recompensated for that.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Com put just the first part of the headline again.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
Man wrongly accused of beating the bishop on a bus?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Is the bishop like just like the name of the
local guy the bishop? Or like was he dressed as
a bishop like a chess piece? I was thinking, you know,
a clergyman bishop. I think that's the implication. Yeah, yeah,
but that would be hilarious if he was dressed up
as a chess piece. You know, wouldn't you beat that
guy up to come on nerd? I mean only if

(16:58):
I was like higher piece on the board.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Right, you're the king. I just went just I just
went to up and went over.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Right. Woman Chase is another woman with an axe over
a fanny pack. All things, I mean, just be nice to.
Fanny packs are not that bad. I guess it's a.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Bag, yeah, just where you were. It's the only thing
that's different.

Speaker 8 (17:23):
I used to hate on them until my doctor was like,
you need a smaller purse because you're back. YadA, YadA, YadA,
get like woe that goes over your crossbody, right, And
then the fanny pack style came back and it was
a big fashion statement. So I use mine.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Mississippi politician files. Contraception begins at erection act.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Uh huh, I mean it kind of.

Speaker 8 (17:52):
No, No, it doesn't, not even a little bit.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
You gotta have an erection in order to get at
least that part out, you know. But that's not what
it starts, right, It starts somewhere. It all starts with
a boner.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Make it a shirt. I love it.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
A blooming plant that reeks of gym socks and rotting
garbage has thousands lining up for a whiff.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, the annual opening of.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
That flower, the corpse flower, might be uh, I don't.
Part of me wants.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
To check that out, just to see what it really is.
It really smell as bad. Remember when oh man, this
is when we were still on the other station. Man,
but we had that one fruit that was supposed to
be you know, when you open it up or whatever. Yeah,
we've had it here ted we okay, Yeah, and it didn't. Yeah,

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it didn't at all. So I'm curious, like, is this
corpse flower kind of like the Durian fruit? You know,
I'm just not standing in line for stuff. No, I
think standing in line is dramatically over rated. For anything.
People will stay in that line for hours, yeah, hours
waiting Yeah, for a few minutes, Yeah, standing line to

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get into a concert that lasts a few hours, sporting event,
but to stand in line for something that's going to
be over in two minutes. Champagne sales sync because people
don't want to celebrate taking my spot. Oh sorry, it's okay,
So just I'll go and then we'll skip you and
go straight to Lindsay to make up. That sounds great, fantastic.

(19:30):
Wouldn't hate for your feelers to get hurt on that
too late?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Woman can only eat standing up due to rare condition.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
That would suck.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I mean yeah, not being able to sit is feels
like a rare thing.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
Around the dinner table, everyone sitting and you're just the
one standing.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
It's awkward.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
It makes people uncomfortable because I like to stand. So
when we go to bars or wherever i'm I'm very
much a standard. Oh yeah, and it makes people uncomfortable.
I don't know why. I just I don't know. It's
not that far to sit down when we're at the
high top. So yeah, it's pretty close to the same.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
Two men found dead in Washington State from exposure after
looking for bigfoot.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I don't wonder what they got exposed to.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Did bigfoot? Honesty? The Iraqi Parliament passes a law allowing
women to marry at nine.

Speaker 8 (20:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
What Gaza ceasefire freed Israeli hostages given gift bags by Hamas.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yeah, exactly enjoy This worker gets nos ing caught in
office chair, leading to wildfire department rescue. Caught on video.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
That sounds vaguely familiar. We did that story.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Yeah, when I was out.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
The question was why is your nose down there on
the office chair to get caught?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Why are you sniffing seats? Yell weirdo by a tweet
is their ping can be contagious for people and chimpanzees elephants,
no pigs, no chimpanzees.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Tesla's cyber truck owner celebrates three months without any issues.
Congratulation people I don't know that own cyber trucks. They
don't boast about them. They look cool, That's the end
of the sentence.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
I don't know if they do look cool.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I think they're so unique. They got some cool features
on the inside.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Like what lights right right?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Radio? So far as the different modes that you could use,
like I have gone that too far into it. I
remember seeing it on TV. I just know I'm trying
to figure out what mode would be different than any
other truck. Yeah, well once sport one's for towing, right, Yeah,
trucks have that they you know, turn your screen, turn
your windshield into a screen. Why not? Huh?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Just the videos I saw, like, all right, that's kind
of cool.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm still not gonna get one, No, no, oh god, no,
it's not even a truck. You can't hold anything, right, that's.

Speaker 8 (22:16):
What I'm why.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's got a bed. Well, it's got a bed, it's
a truck.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
How do you get to it?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Looks it's in the back.

Speaker 8 (22:23):
You open the thing, Okay, mom, bust teen son waiting
in line to have sex with adult video star yelling
put your clothes on.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Video. I'm trying to bang a poor stark. So they
had no security that they just let this woman in
in teen like nineteen eighteen, right or fourteen or sixteen
getting sea blocked by your mom?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Man, come on, humiliated?

Speaker 8 (22:52):
Did you she did you a favor?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Maybe there's no honor or coolness. You get to brag
about it for what the rest of your life, till
you're married. You gotta brag about that for your wife.
And I gotta brag about in front of your wife.
But you know, when she's not around, you know, you're
sitting around having a few drinks. I remember when I
was your age, I fornicated with the pornstin I was

(23:16):
number ninety five.

Speaker 8 (23:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah, that's a good flex.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
Yeah. And do you tell your wife if she ever
asks like about your past relations?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah? I don't know if you're proud of If you're
proud of something, you should tell your wife. Oh I
guess she could.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
If you don't tell, are you being dishonest?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Right?

Speaker 8 (23:42):
Yeah, I don't know. It's like, man, babe, there were
so many. I don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, there were so many because you were number ninety five.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
But if the question gets pulled up, like, you know,
who's the most famous person you've ever had sex with?
And you say, like Jenna Jamison or whatever, you know, listen,
I mean if that person that you banged, because it's
not Jenna Jamison.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Right of course, that's just the first.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
But if your most famous person you banged is and
you want a flex, by the way, do people ask that?
And and and then the your flex is some porn star.
You were in a gang bang with porn star loosely labeled? Right,
No one's ever asked me who's the most famous person
I banged? Because I would imagine most people's answer is myself,

(24:31):
right right.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Bavarian Ski resort slogan band for fear the Brits.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Will be offended. I got a pretty good t you know,
stiff upper lip, elderly, are lonely and struggling.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Some women choose to go to jail instead. H elderly
women are lonely and struggling, So are they looking for
elderly are lonely and struggling. Some women choose to go
to jail instead.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Okay, I mean, I guess there's group therapy there. You
got people to hang out with.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
You still still do the.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Deed if you can't afford a home. Ah huh, Yeah
that makes sense.

Speaker 8 (25:15):
Then mom unplugs babies. Nick you monitor to get nurses
attention for a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, that's terrible, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, nick U's are wild.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, you told me there was a nick you story
on the on the thing, so I knew.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I didn't know what it was about.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
And I and my sister in law was a nick
you nurse and she always told me stories of people
thinking that they were there for the parents and they
are not. They're there for the child. Police arrest two
Oregon people for impersonating firefighters in Los Angeles who brought

(26:00):
their own fire truck. It's pretty amazing story. And are
they that widely available? There's a when you drive down
forty four to the east, there is kind of like
a place that's got some wrecked vehicles near the Broken
Air Expressway. I'm sorry, near one sixty nine right and

(26:23):
there is a fire truck. But because it's been like
an a rack or something that's pretty demolished.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Do people just go, yeah, yeah, I need a fire truck.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Holy crap, Facebook marketplace as one two three four to
right off the forty five hundred for this nineteen seventy
nine Ford F seven hundred fire truck, Sure Sure nineteen
ninety Covach KTF eleven pumper fire truck sixty nine ninety nine. Wow, quick,
one do they run two? The seventy four to one

(26:50):
would stick out like a sore thumb for sure. So
I believe there are some for sail, but one that
shows up and looks legit. Yeah, like this one here
from nineteen ninety looks legit. Yeah, I mean, and it
says it rungs and drives, all systems are working in
working order.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Comes with a water gun on top.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
That's so cool, but they're not telling you it's right.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
It's a squirt gun.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I want a fire truck, now, No you don't.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
You don't want the maintenance the tires alone.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
We'll worry about all that later. I'll worry about all
that later.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
People smugglers caught after women discovered in glove box.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
How small was she.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
There?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
You go?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
How big are your gloves? You need a blove box
that big? How big is your box?

Speaker 8 (27:42):
Last one Canada man in bar fight ends up with
his penis stuck to the icy.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Road of what I know from the movie A Christmas story.
There needs to be I need to know why. Why
forget the obvious one of why is your pants off?
Your pists don't even have to be off, so this, well,
I didn't say your jeans are stuck right, right, But

(28:09):
here's the deal here. They're at a bar, right, so
probably pissed drunk might have pissed himself, you know, gets
in a fight, lands on the ground. Now his jeans
and his genitalia are frozen into the ground because it's
that cold, so it freezes instantly. Right, That's the only
thing I could think of. I'm gonna put my money

(28:29):
on that. You probably didn't deserve that. Probably does anybody
deserve to have their penis frozen to the ground, gorbet? Absolutely,
I can think of at least five off the top
of my head, right, here man a man arrested for
breaking into mother's home and dumping relatives' ashes in her toilet.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Not a movie, Lindsay will be putting in nine.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Granny high on cheap booze, left wandering in a Bangcock
hotel stark naked after going to bad Poor Granny. Hey man,
it's a lot there Thailand. People say Thailand's crazy. You
go and get super drunk. Grandma, Let's go take the
trip of a lifetime. I'm gonna take you to Thailand. Yes,
that sounds amazing. Beaches, street food, cheap wine. I don't

(29:19):
know about cheap wine, cheap blicker maybe, and then you
wake up like me, Ma, she's out joined some Thai gang. Right.
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Speaker 1 (29:57):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. Nine four
six oh kmod. You can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four
five we are giving away beer for freaking a Friday.
We are asking you, what's the most dangerous thing you do?

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Good?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Case of miller extra.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Like could be yours. And Victor is on the line.
Hey Victor, how are you?

Speaker 5 (30:25):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
How are you good?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Victor? H what's the most dangerous thing you do? Well?

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Basically I feel what potentially could be bombs, and then
I also play with fumble gases and liquid gases that
are negative two hundred degrees and lower.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Now you say they could be could be bombed, what
are they? If they if they're not bombs, what are they?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
I am the phill plant supervisor at a place where
I feel high pressure cylinders for like welding and stuff
like that.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Gas.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Okay, so they're cylinders and they fill at seventy degrees.
They fill to twenty four hundred psi, but as they
heat up, the PSI goes higher, like in the summertime
they're hitting twenty six hundred psi or higher and getting
up to about three hundred degrees a bottle. And then
I also fill with the liquids. We fill big containers,

(31:23):
but then we also fill seamen doers outside, So I
have to I have a hose that I fill these
containers with liquid nitrogen that I just kind of have
to watch it fill as it goes until it's full.
What do you what are those.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Call that you fill outside?

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Demon semen doers? It's exactly what do you think?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Is this the same place that like.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Farmers for like farmers.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Cows about it there would be anyone's a nice lady.
Is this the same place that had a massive explosion
like twenty years ago close to downtown.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
No, it's not that pleas, but we've had we've had
other incidences.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, as cannot that big, but right as can happen
when you're dealing with something like that. I mean again,
sounds dangerous for sure, whether you're not making bombs, I
mean it does.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
It does sound dangerous. What's the safety measure?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Like? For example, I know when I go to have
my tires worked on that these little cages they put
the tire in to inflate it.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
So should the tire.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Explode, it you know kind of will contain the explosion
a little bit. Do you guys have some safety measure
like that?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Not quite like that. We have a we have a
connector a thermal coupler that goes on the bottle that
reads the temperature. So if the pressure gets too high
or the temperture gets too high, or shut the pumps off.
And then we have to wear fr gear and safety
glasses and special gloves and stuff like that while we
do things.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Worst injury stuff in there.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Worst injury I've sustained here, sure, Luckily I haven't. I
haven't had any really anything other than when I's driver.
I smashed my finger one time with a propane tank,
which didn't feel very good.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Anybody else cutting off limbs or fingers or whatever.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
I can't speak of one issue because it's well, I
just can't speak of it right now.

Speaker 8 (33:21):
Investigated.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah, no, no, I don't want anybody. I don't want
aybody getting in trouble.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
So yeah, yeah, right on, men, but we're gonna hook
you up, gimp, go ahead and tell him exactly what
he's gonna get you.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Living a life on a while side.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Just turned you a case of Miller Extra line. Man,
to you hang on the line, man. I hope today
is the safest day possible.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Do you guess have one of those.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Clocks and it says it's been this many days since
an injury.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
I wish you don't have one.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Okay, hang on the line so Gimi can get your info. Okay,
all right, right, all right, Budy, appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Let's see what Lindsay has for Balls to the Wall sports.

Speaker 8 (34:06):
The Dallas Mavericks defeated the Oklahoma City Thunder one twenty
one to one fifteen at the pay Com Center last night.
Spencer Dinwitty came up with a big twenty eight points
while Kyrie Irving finished with twenty four as the duo
combined to go seven to fourteen from behind the arc. PJ.
Washington had twenty two points and nineteen rebounds to help

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the team snap a two game losing skid. The Mavericks
are now twenty four and twenty one. Thunder is now
thirty six and eight, and that's your Balls of the
Wall sports. I'm Lindsay in ninety seven to five KMOD.

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thing you do? Bmms and what that is to eight
two nine four five Send us a text answering that question.

(35:55):
If we pick your text and talk to you on
the air, you're gonna get a case of Miller Extra
Light apart of friggin a Friday. Here on kmody. What's
the most dangerous thing you do?

Speaker 8 (36:04):
Lindsey, this is kind of tough because I don't have
a very dangerous job. I don't live a dangerous lifestyle
aside from maybe vaping. But I would have to go
with driving to work in the morning.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
More.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
It was the time when I lived in my old
house and I would hop on one sixty nine to
seventy first Street, and twice on the at the off
ramp when I'm stopped at the light and it turns green,
I have to wait because twice there were times where
two different vehicles ran their red light and I could

(36:45):
have just been smashed completely in my vehicle, totaled. I
don't know if it's someone getting off a third shift
or whatever, maybe leaving the bar, getting home, or just
not paying attention and thinking that no one was there,
you know, but scary, and I sense changed my route
because of that. I'd gone a longer way, so yeah,

(37:10):
that must be it. Or even if I would stop,
say at a quick trip in the morning, you know,
a lot of them get robbed at this time, and
I think we like there's been reports of it.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
At five point thirty in the morning, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Because they're not busy, So I'm like, it's just all
about being at the wrong place. At the wrong time.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Funny thing about wrong place at wrong time. It's hard
to find. Yeah, absolutely, that's the truth. Yeah, and you're
a speeder or documented. Yeah, government documentary.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
Not on my record, won't be on my record.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
It's on record you went to court. Yeah, we we
have audio. That's true.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
So it is on a record.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Easily driving.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
The most common thing that people have texted so far,
what's the most dangerous thing you do? Bmms and what
that is to eight to nine, four or five? A
case of Miller Extra light gimbi kind of like lens.
But I ride a motorcycle everywhere, go every day every day,
unless it's you know, raining outside or snowing raining sideways,
or sometimes when it's you know, I wake up and
it's fifteen degrees outside, like this morning. I look at

(38:17):
the temperature. I's like it's twenty three. All right, we're good.
So I went ahead and rode in. But absolutely, the
most dangerous thing. It doesn't matter if it's cold or
hot or whatever. Man, people do not pay attention and
look for motorcycles. That's it. I can't tell you out
of the God damn. I've been riding ten years now,
maybe maybe eleven something like that. How many times I've

(38:42):
had how many close calls I've had on the highway
from people not paying attention, just merging right the hell
on over, you know, sometimes sometimes jumping over two three
lanes all the way over and I've got to hit
the brakes or I've got to swerve or something to
that effect. But absolutely, one hundred percent most dangerous thing

(39:04):
I do. That is the reason why I stopped because
of that. Yeah, And with that being said, there are
also motorcycle riders that are horrible drivers too, absolutely that
also do that swerving in and out and oh yeah,
the way ridiculous successive speeding. Yeah. Yeah, you get those
guys on their sports bikes who you know, with their
ninja's or their jigsties or whatever, and they're doing one

(39:27):
hundred and twenty down the highway.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Just because it can do that doesn't mean you should
do that, especially in rush hour traffic. You know, I
might give you a little leeway if it's a wide
open highway, no cars around at all whatsoever. Now, granted,
there could be a car pop out of somewhere, and
but Derek, yeah, but it's not near as dangerous as

(39:53):
you know the highway is full of people and they're,
like you said, weaving in and out, split in the lanes.
Do when we and stuff like that. We're doing a
case of beer for frigging a Friday kiss a Miller
extra light. What's the most dangerous thing you do? BMMS
and what that is to eight two nine four five
I Driving came to mind immediately for me. Where I

(40:16):
drive in the morning, it is in a heavy construction
zone near the port. Not construction like they're working on
the road, construction like that's what's there. And a lot
of vehicles, big semis, dump trucks, don't care if there's
cars coming, and almost like they think it's their road, right,
And it can get pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
And at that early.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
In the morning, people leaving the port or going to
the port, it can get pretty crazy. I've seen a
lot of people trying to cheat the line, swerve around
so much. In fact, they put really deep rivets in
the center lane to trying to turn people from passing
at all. But I didn't want to pick driving because
I knew that it was pretty common, and I went

(41:01):
with something that has multiple factors of danger, and that's swimming.
You hope they make the chlorine mix correct in the water. Right,
You you hope you won't fall and hit your head.
You hope you won't get some disease from the water. Right.

(41:25):
That's just three things. And then on top of the
fact I don't know how to swim. Have I had
swimming lessons?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yes? Can I float in water? Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Last time I had swimming lessons eight I was eight.
So if you fell out of a bow, the chances
of you swimming to safety is pretty slim, is what
I'm hearing.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
No.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I mean I've done triathlons, sprint trathlon, so I can
swim and open water. What I'm saying is I don't
have training for it, Okay, And a lot of things
people we do in life that are dangerous we have
training for. And you can also be a great swimmer
and still drowned. There is no fool proof that just

(42:11):
because you got swim lessons don't mean you ain't gonna drown.
Isn't that funny when you take those swim lessons. I
never took swim lessons. I would I come from the
toss them end of the lake and he'll figure it out.
You know, tried so, but we and I didn't send
my kids through swimming lessons at all, whatsoever, the same thing.
Throw them in the pool. They'll figure it out, and

(42:32):
they do. But we send our kids to half swim lessons,
like you said, at eight years old, five, six, seven, eight,
young age and that's it. There's no refresher course like that.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah. Yeah, it's not not even close. Cars we do that.
There's no refresher you should.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I think you should have to take a refresher course
test and personal driving every ten years. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:01):
When I moved back to Indiana to get my license there,
I had to retake a test.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
I'm not talking about when you move.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I know I'm talking everyone should have to every ten years,
maybe even less, but people don't. You just got to
mail something in. Yeah, I think definitely that. I like
where you're at, and that number should shrink the older
you get, right, every ten years is great until you're
about sixty five, maybe even seventy. Then after seventy you

(43:31):
should probably do a refresher course every couple of years,
four to five years. I'll see your As you get older,
it should shrink and add in the beginning, it should
be every few years. True, like when you first start
driving sixteen years old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and start learning.
I don't even know sixteen is the right age, but
I think that you should. And this was in Missouri.

(43:52):
They don't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Is your car had to be certified to be.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
On the road. What do you mean by that? You
had to take it in and it had to be inspected.
Oh yeah, it couldn't have a cracked wind shield. You
couldn't have a quarter panel falling off. Yeah, yeah, I
think that that's not a bad thing. I see cars
on the road that don't look safe and could cause
a wreck. Now maybe the statistics are there to disprove

(44:17):
that those play a part either way. But overall, yeah, swimming,
for me, so many things are dangerous in regards to swimming,
and we just this is relaxing. Just jump right in,
get in this water that's been sitting stewing with We'll
just add more chemicals and that's the only way to

(44:40):
take care of stagnant water. Man. The number of people
that equal lie in a swimming pool should be published.
It should be like on the front of the swimming pool.
Like we tease the guy about days without incident. Yeah,
number of times we've had equal lie in our pool.

Speaker 8 (44:56):
I hear about it a lot. When the lakes get
really hot, that water get super hot and then it's
eqal eyes high.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Don't go swimming, Yeah, because they don't add chlorine to it.
They let nature work it out. People are out there
like shooting little streams of.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Water out of their mouth.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, so gross. I was trying to see if we
can get a number on how many people get e
coal if from swimming, and there's really they say it's
difficult to know exactly how many people get it from
swimming each year because the risk of infection depends on
the number of factors. However, e coali is common cause
of illness from swimming in untreated or contaminated water. So yeah,

(45:35):
no real number I was hoping to get, like, you know,
fifty thousand people a year get e coal life from
swimming in public pools. We all have that one friend
who doesn't shower very often. Yes, we all have a
sninky friend and they go to the pool. Yeah, sometimes
that's their only bang we go to. We have friends
that have open source and they go to the pool.

(46:00):
We have friends that you know, they do not know
how to use toilet paper, correctly and they go to
the pool. It was so refreshing. Man. And we always
talk about this stat with women in their inability to
acknowledge or know that they're pregnant, and how staggering that is,

(46:20):
especially to someone who doesn't have a vagina. Don't put
your phone down, that doesn't have a vagina and you
tell me. But they are aware when they have their period.
So to me, if you are like I had no
idea I was pregnant, then you know. But you do
know when you have your period. You're that in tune.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
I think that one shows a little more you would
just stop having your period.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
Well, no, there's there's been there.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Don't give me the it's rare argument, rare, but I
know it's rare. I'm just saying that you can't have
the argument like I had no idea, but then you
can go No, I always know when I have my
period because then you're getting in the pool, or you
weren't sure when it would start. I'm just saying pools, butt, soup, gross,

(47:14):
dangerous slipping and falling, chemical burns, electrical shock. Right, the
number of things that are about a pool that are
so dangerous for me, it's the most dangerous thing that
I do. If I had my way, I wouldn't go
get in the pool ever. But my family loves them.
You could be the guy that sits on the side

(47:35):
and just watches them for happily.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
I remember as a kid.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
And don't tease me with a good time as a kid.

Speaker 8 (47:43):
If you went to a public pool especially, I mean
I remember them at resorts there were showers outside the
pool that you and people use them. They would shower
off before getting into the pool. And I don't see
that anywhere anymore.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Oh right, I see the shower. I don't know anybody
that does it. Somebody texts in that's not true. Swimming
has technique to help you survive.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Learning how to swim? Do you do? Learn some technique
and you are given tools to figure it out. Uh,
and no one gets equal eye from swimming. Making s
up again? Okay, I must read a different story. Then
all right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning shown.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Good morning, It's The Big Man Morning Show. Nine four
six oh kmod can also text BMMS and then what
you want to say to eight two nine four five,
let's play a game because we got tickets to see
the PBR tonight at the Boka Sitter.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
If you win, you will go to the PBR tonight.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
But if is the operative word, because Lindsay's been blocking
people in the numbers game, you call it, but nine one, eight,
four to six, Oh kmod, you got to pick a
category numbers, percentages or averages. Lindsey will then get the
same five questions after you. Whoever's the closest to the
answer the most wins those tickets. Like I said, Lindsay's
been blocking people all year. So nine one, eight, four

(49:19):
to six, Oh kmo, d call up and decide what
category you want?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
What is your name, Karen?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I'm sorry, what is your name?

Speaker 12 (49:29):
It's Karen?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Karen? What number? What category do you want?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Numbers?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Percentages or averages?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Oh my goodness, let's go with numbers.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
It last time?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
All right? Five questions from gimpe. Just answered them the
best that you can. Here we go. Sounds to me
like she's hoping for more Painis this week not happening? Karen? Wait?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Did you play last week?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
She didn't? Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Okay, she said it was fun.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Last week, and I asked it was all about the
painis okay? So this week, Karen, first question here, what's
shoe does Shaquille O'Neal wear?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
What size shoe does Shaquille O'Neill wear?

Speaker 12 (50:08):
Last way like twenty one?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Okay? Next one here, Karen? What size shoe does Tom
Brady wear?

Speaker 9 (50:17):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (50:18):
What's a.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Size? Thirteen? Karen?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
What size shoe does Joe Montana wear?

Speaker 12 (50:30):
Eleven?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Okay? Karen?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
What size shoe does Michael Jordan wear?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Gode nineteen?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Last one here, Karen, what size shoe does Taylor Swift wear?

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
You said an eight?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yes she did?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Okay, all right, Lindsay's coming back in. She's gonna get
the same five questions. It gets to see the PBR.
What is what's up for grabs? Lindsay, are your buddy?

Speaker 8 (51:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Lindsay, what size shoe does Shaquille O'Neal wear?

Speaker 8 (51:08):
I think he is a size twenty three?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Okay, lindsay what size shoe does Tom Brady wear?

Speaker 8 (51:17):
I'll go with thirteen.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
You me a different number, twelve?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Okay, Lindsay what size shoe does Joe Montana ware? Mmm?

Speaker 8 (51:31):
Uh? Size? How tall was he?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
What size shoe does Joe Montana wear? I'll say fourteen fourteen.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
She says. Lindsay what size shoe does Michael Jordan wear?

Speaker 8 (51:42):
Ooh, Michael Jordan. I'm gonna go with twelve and a half.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Gotta have an even round number. Place well, okay, last
one here, lindsay, what size shoe does Taylor Swift wear? A?

Speaker 8 (51:56):
Size eight? Size seven?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Okay? All right?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
How do you think she did there?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Karen? All right, let's find let's fight. Okay, yeah, let's
find out gimpy all right. When the question was asked,
what size shoe does Shaquille O'Neill wear, well, Karen said
that he wears a size twenty one. Lindsey says he
wears a size twenty three. Shaq wears a size twenty

(52:23):
two shoe, So that was actually a tie. They will
split the difference there, so zero's all round, all right.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
The next question here, what size shoe does Tom Brady wear?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Now? Karen says the size thirteen. Lindsey says a size twelve.
Tom Brady wears a size thirteen shoe. Karen got that
one right, She's up one to nothing. She needs three
total to win those tickets. See the PBR at to
be Okay senter tonight. Gimpy number three, number three, what
size shoe does Joe Montana wear? Now? Karen says Joe

(52:53):
wears a size eleven and Lindsay says he wears a
size fourteen. Joe Montana wears a size nine shoes. That's
I wear.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
That's such a small foot. That's a small.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Foot I thought from football for a professional athlete.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, yeah, I was shocked at that answer.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Karen got that one, right, Karen, you need one more
to get those tickets to the PBR. Here's question for
Quesse number four, What size shoe does Michael Jordan ware?
Karen says Michael Jordan has a size nineteen shoe. Lindsay
says size twelve. Michael Jordan actually wears a size thirteen. Thirteen,
Lindsay is on the board. So Karen's got two, Lindsay's
got one. Let's see if this final question Karen can

(53:30):
secure those tickets for the PBR. All right. When the
question was asked, what size shoe does Taylor Swift wear?
Karen says she wears a size eight, and then Lindsay
says she wears a size seven. Taylor Swift wears a
size eight shoe. Karen, congratulations you getting those tickets to
the PBR. It's gonna be at the Bokay Center tonight
and tomorrow night. But your tickets are for tonight. Hang
on the line so Gimpie can get your info.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Who would have guessed that Joe Montana and Taylor Swift
have the same shoe size? All right? I saw that
with Joe, and I was like, wow, I figured at
least eleven.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I would take like double digit for sure.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah, but just a little.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Bitty th Yeah, maybe that's what made him so good.

Speaker 8 (54:10):
My cousin used to own a shoe that was worn
by Shack. I was thinking so hard on that.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
My cousin used to own a shoe too, all right,
not a famous shoe, not a famous shoe, No, just
random shoe. All right. We gotta take a break. We're
giving away beer frigging a Friday. What's the most dangerous
thing you do? A case of Miller Extra Light could
be yours. We're gonna give away beer when we come back.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
ChIL says, Morning Show, the Big Bad Morning Shown Genius
next ninety seven kmog.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show nine went
eight four six, oh K m O D. You can
also text to be MMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. We're giving
away beer freaking a Friday, and we've been asking people,
what's the most dangerous thing that you do? Case Miller
extra like, could be or doesn't have to be your job, could.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Just be something we do. And Steven is on, hey, Stephen,
how are you?

Speaker 9 (55:20):
Hey? Pretty good?

Speaker 11 (55:21):
You do?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Good sir, what's the most dangerous thing you do?

Speaker 14 (55:25):
I'll work with kids like like eight year olds or
like juveniles elementary Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
What's so dangerous about them?

Speaker 9 (55:39):
Oh well, they uh come to school sick and then
they spread the jays everywhere and we end up, Yeah,
what do you do? What do you do?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (55:51):
I do before and after.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
School programs okay yeah, yeah yeah and so like so
like with kid like in a in any area or
in certain areas of the community.

Speaker 9 (56:03):
At at a school, elementary school.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah, those are huge programs.

Speaker 9 (56:07):
Man.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Parents appreciate those dramatically.

Speaker 9 (56:09):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, and it's you know, it's fine.
I enjoy it.

Speaker 13 (56:12):
I enjoyed a lot. But the kids come in, you know,
they come in sick because parents got to go to work,
you know, so they cug me in and spread all
those germs around and have everybody starting a pandemic again, right.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Do you have one particular Now you don't have to
single it out say who it is, but do you
have one particular student who's just an outright asshole?

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Ah?

Speaker 9 (56:35):
Yeah, I got plenty of those.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
He was telling me before we came on the air.
His name was, I believe Michael.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Right right on, man, here's get me to tell you
exactly what you're gonna get.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
And all.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
The most dangerous thing Gorman does is going into the
attic doing anything that the mal's an ife, or even
just rolling that tub.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
He calls a body out of bed. Here's a case
of Miller Extra lights.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Man, you got sorry, man, I didn't mean to cut
you off. What were you gonna say?

Speaker 13 (57:03):
I was gonna say, I think I got two twins
that I had in my program at one time.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Really, yeah, yeah, right on, Okay, thanks so much, man.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Hanging on the line.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Let's see what Gimpi has for his four x four.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I want to say, is here this seven point four
billion dollars settlement in the opioid crisis. California Attorney General
Rob Bunda is announcing a nearly seven and a half
billion dollar settlement with the Sackler family, former owners of
Purdue Pharma, in connection to the opioid crisis that has
led to widespread addiction and overdose deaths. The settlement will

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end the Sackler's control of Purdue and prevent them from
selling opioids in the US. The funds will be used
over the next fifteen years to support addiction, treatment, prevention,
and recovery programs of affected immunities. Jet Blue is accepting
Venmo for flights. Jet Blue is announcing that it's the

(58:01):
first airline to accept payment via Venmo when buying flights
directly on the carrier's website. The new feature is expected
to roll out soon on the airlines mobile lamp. The
announcement is part of Jet Blue's goal of using digital
technology to simplify, customize, and customize people's travel journey. The
airline says.

Speaker 8 (58:19):
That makes sense. Yeah, I mean they're like the only
airline without a flying credit card, you know.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Like does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 8 (58:27):
Well, because when you buy through like Southwest or whatever,
some people who have the Southwest card. They use that
and Venmo alone just attaches right to your bank account, so.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Right weight also have Vimo credit cards.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
IRA saw that spirit is gonna They now institute of
policy that you can't show your butt.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Or any private part.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
That was allowed before.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
That's what I'm saying. I gotta be honest. I never
checked if that was a rule I had. Many other
airlines might have to check into that. Now start showing
your ass on the plane.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
What else we got here?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Recalls over two hundred and seventy thousand vehicles. Ords recalling
more than two hundred seventy thousand vehicles due to battery
failure concerns. The recall affects certain twenty one and through
twenty three Broncos Sports and twenty two to twenty three
Maverick vehicles. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says that

(59:23):
the twelve vault battery may experience degradation and suddenly fail.
Owner notification letters are expected to be mailed out early February.
And then lastly here, Magnolia Soap and Bath is hosting
a Helping the Homeless initiative. Magnolia Soap and Bath Company
are hosting a Helping the Homeless initiative, where anyone who
donates items such as coats, sweaters, hand warmers, and blankets

(59:46):
will receive a free gift from the store. Through Valentine's Day,
the Magnolia Soap and Bath is accepting donations at their
Cherry Street location near downtown Tulsa and again. The last
day to donate an item and get a free gift
from Magnolia Soap is February fourteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Okay, that place is awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
I love I love that store so much.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
They have their soaps good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
But they have shower bombs they put in your shower
and it likes Oh dude, it's it's pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
They have beard oil.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Yes, that place. Is that lady that owns that she
is so she is a hard worker. I'm not saying
anybody who owns their own business is a hard worker,
but she is over the top of hard worker.

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
I've been starting to use their laundry detergent at Oh
it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah, yeah, let's see what. Let's you ask for Balls
to the Wall sports.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
Federal prosecutors are seeking a nearly five year prison sentence
for I A. Mizuhara, the former interpreter for Dodger Star
showy Otani. On Thursday, prosecutor's announced they have audio of
Mizuhara impersonating Otani while on the phone with a bank.
In the nearly four minute recording, Misuhara can be heard

(01:01:03):
saying his name is Shoeyotani and trying to transfer two
hundred thousand dollars for what he says is a car loan.
Misuhara has already pleaded guilty to bank and tax fraud,
admitting to stealing almost seventeen million dollars from the Baseball Star.
Prosecutors also want him to pay restitution to Otani and

(01:01:23):
pay a fine of more than a million dollars to
the irs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I've heard the audio and to me, it's not damning.
Does he say his name is Shoeotani, Yes, but he's
also he doesn't go, Hi, my name is Shoeyotani. They
go like they're asking about the account, and if he's
the interpreter, it's not a giant leap that he says
he showed what's the account name, Shoeyotani?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Right, I don't feel like that's now? Is it wrong?
And did he lie about the car loan? And all?

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yes, I'm not saying he's innocent. I just don't think
it's the gun, A smoking gun.

Speaker 12 (01:02:00):
One.

Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
Yeah. The Jaguars have reportedly found their next head coach.
According to ESPN, Tampa Bay Buccaneers offensive coordinator Liam Cohen
has told the team he is taking the Jags head
coaching position. The Bucks were third in the NFL this
season in yards per game with three hundred and ninety

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nine point five. They were fourth in points per game
with twenty nine point five. Cohen's decision comes after ESPN
reported Wednesday that he had taken himself out of consideration
for the job and agreed to a new contract with
Tampa Bay to become the league's highest paid coordinator. The
Jags and general manager Trent Balke would go on to
part way shortly after Cohen pulled his name out of

(01:02:43):
the running. Jacksonville and Cohen resumed conversations on Thursday, and
he eventually agreed to take the role.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
So this is his resume.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Twenty ten, Cleveland Browns quarterback coach, twenty eleven, Rhode Island
pass game coordinator twelve through twenty thirteen, Browns quarterbacks coach
twenty fourteen to twenty fifteen, UMass pass game quarter coordinator
twenty sixteen, the main University of Maine offensive coordinator, assistant
wide receiver from twenty eighteen to twenty nineteen with the Rams,

(01:03:15):
RAMS assistant quarterback coach twenty twenty, Kentucky offensive quarter coordinator
in twenty twenty one, Rams coordinator in twenty twenty two,
Kentucky offensive coordinator in twenty twenty three, Bucks offensive coordinator
in twenty twenty four. This guy don't sit still, No.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
And it's not very impressive. The only thing that's impressing
on that resume is being with the Tampa Bay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I mean the Rams. Okay, being the Rams, I think
is good. But to me, the shortness of his tenure
is what's concerning. He doesn't stay anywhere more than a year.
It's got football add or there's just the way he
does it doesn't bode well. But the crazy thing about

(01:03:58):
this is he had just renegotiate to be the most
highly paid coordinator in all of the NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Yeah, and then I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Guessing he was like, I'm not doing it unless you
fire that guy, which we got in the news just yesterday.
They fire that guy, and then now he's in the running. Yeah,
Jaguars doing Jaguar things.

Speaker 8 (01:04:18):
Man right, that's your balls at the wall Sports. I'm
Lindsay at ninety seven five KM.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh. KMOD can also text DMMS then
what you want to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Say to eight two nine four five. What's the most
dangerous thing you do?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Could get you hooked up with beer for freaking A
Friday case of Miller Extra Light could be yours.

Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. Put your team of
drinkers together for the annual Crawl for Cancer. It's happening
downtown Tulsa on April fifth. A minimum group of ten
or maximum of twelve people can be on your team,
and early bird pricing is on now until February twenty fourth.
You can go to crawlfurcancer dot org to sign up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Good morning, gimbye, Well, good morning Corbin.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Hey, lincol Park's going to be at the Bok Center
on Monday, Monday, April twenty eighth. If you want to
go for free and simple, just sit at the website
that rocks kmod dot com, click on the contest page
and you can sign up for free tickets to see
Lincoln Park when they come to down. All right, we're
doing taser time trivia. This is where you get shocked
if you answer a question incorrectly. The questions are written
outside of the room and depending on how mad Brady is,

(01:05:38):
that depends on what the questions are like. And last
week I was the last one to go, So I'm
pulling the first name, and it looks like Gimpy who
is first? So Gimby is going to strap on the pads.
Did you do button last time or did you do questions?

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
I think I did button last time on Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
So Lindsay's going to open the questions and she'll be
asking them to Gimpy while he's doing that, get your
text to us. What's the most dangerous thing you do?
A case of Miller extra light could be yours bmms
and what that is to eight to nine four five?
And she's got the questions open and can be He's
making sure he's all set and he is good.

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Question number one, Gimpie, what protects the earth from radiation?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
What protects the Earth from radiation? I Am going to
go out on a limb and say it's the ionosphere,
stratosphere or ionosphere and I think ion a sphere is
the first one that popped into my mind. I really
all don't know. Well, I'm just gonna say ion a sphere.

(01:06:43):
Final answer, What protects.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
The Earth from radiation? You say the ionosphere. The correct
answer is the atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
I think that counts. He's the atmosphere is the general
term for all the spheres. Okay, I'm allowing that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Okay, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Okay? Cool?

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I feel like you were seventy eight percent there, horseshoes
and hand grenades. I think I'm down.

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
Why yeah, what is the name of the first mission
to the moon?

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
This is good?

Speaker 11 (01:07:23):
It was an Apollo mission? But which Apollo wasn't Is
it Apollo eleven? It wasn't thirteen, and it wasn't one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
I was wondering if you remember the conversation we had, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
We did, we did, and I think it was one
as the one that they all, you know, burned alive in.
I want to say Apollo eleven. Final answer, What is.

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
The name of the first mission to the moon? You
say Apollo eleven. That is correct.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Right, We'll give you that one too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
I exppreciate it.

Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
Question number three one year on Jupiter is how many
years on Earth?

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Who knows that? Who has been to Jupiter for a year?
And it's like, man, I've been here, seems like three years.

Speaker 8 (01:08:19):
Ask the question again, all right, how one year on Jupiter?
Jupiter is how many years on Earth?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
So the way that the question is written lets me
know that it is more than just one year. So
it could be two, could be three. It's not going
to be like one year on Earth is six months?
You know two on Jupiter? Right, because it's it says
years is how many years?

Speaker 9 (01:08:45):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Uh, three is the first number that popped into my head.
At risk of getting shot, I'm going with three. Shocked God,
if we start shooting each other on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
This, I'm doing. I'm done, all right, I'm not playing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Yeah, at risk getting shocked, I want to say three years.
Final answer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
What he said, shot one.

Speaker 8 (01:09:05):
Here on Jupiter is how many years on Earth? You
say three? Final answer? The correct answer is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Twelve, Danma, I knew I thought it was more than that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Actually, okay, but yeah, it's a big number for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I mean, do you if you're on Jupiter, do you go?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
This year I went by so quick? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Thank you? I want to take that thing off. I know,
you let me unstrap that thing. Yeah, that's bizarre. I
want to know how they got that information. You know,
did we do we have to send somebody to Jupiter
to find that out?

Speaker 10 (01:09:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
You do?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
You go with the times that goes around the sun.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Okay, I guess that makes sense. Then see science stuff. Yeah,
that's why I am here and not in a goddamn
lab somewhere right spewing science stuff. Yeah. Jimmy's gonna pick
the next person that's gonna go for Taser time Ria,
and that person is going to be Lindsay. Alright, so
Gimpie is going to get to the shocker controller and

(01:10:09):
I'm going to open questions for that. That was weird.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Uh and uh, Lindsay's getting all strapped in that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Means I'm still don't go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
I think we're good. That is a that is some
anxiety you don't need to take on. So there should
be no problem with that one. Lindsay looks like she's
got it strapped on all right. Question number one for
Taste Time trivia, what is the lowest point in.

Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
The US, the lowest point?

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
What is the lowest point in the US.

Speaker 8 (01:10:48):
Sea level?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
What is the lowest point in the US.

Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
The lowest point in the US.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Looking for what is the lowest point in the US?

Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
Mm hmm, the low Hawaii?

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
What is the lowest point in the US?

Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
Lowest point?

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Reminder you need to say final answer when you give you.

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
I don't know what the lowest point is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
What some people could say the Great Depression? Right the
Biden right right right now, when you were born? Oh god?

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
What is the lowest point in the US?

Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
I want to say in what in the one of
the oceans? The bottom of the ocean? Final answer, bottom
of the ocean? Final answer? What? I have no clue.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
But you think the ocean is the US.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
That that's the funny part. I don't know many many
places in the US that have an ocean in them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
What is the lowest point in the US. You said
the ocean?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Forgetting that there's what like four right worldwide?

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Correct answer is Death Valley?

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
A wow?

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Yeah, ye yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
What is the least populated US state? What is the intelligence?
What is the least populated US state?

Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
I want to say Rhode Island because it's the smallest,
but I think Wyoming is actually even less than Rhode Island.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
What is the least popular US state?

Speaker 8 (01:13:05):
I feel like I should go with the smallest, and
I'll say Rhode Island. Final answer, what is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
The least populated US state? You said Rhode Island. The
correct answer is Wyoming. It hurt does I would have
said Rhode Island to the same reason. It's the smallest
state that there is. But yeah, less people, more cows

(01:13:30):
than Wyoming.

Speaker 8 (01:13:31):
I guess I just said I'll give it to her
because she said it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
But no, no, you definitely said a state. I'm just
being an asshole. I mean, there is a nocean that
touches the US. It is true, two of them. As
a matter of fact. What city is known as the
Emerald City? What city is known as the Emerald City?

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
Seattle is the first one that popped up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Oh, we're doing taser time trivia. Lindy's got to answer
some questions to not get shocked to What is city
is known as the Emerald City?

Speaker 8 (01:14:16):
Oh, Seattle is the first that popped into my head,
and I'll stick with it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Final answer, What city is known as the Emerald City?
You said, ah, Seattle. Correct answer is Seattle. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
I was like days she can learn her lesson how
many times does it have to happen?

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Fun? Yeah, well I was thinking about how long you think?
Always works out right? You always get to the right
answer when you take a long time, not just you
roll you all right? We are giving away beer frigging
a Friday. What's the mostangerous thing you do? A case
of Miller Extra Light could be yours. When we come back,
it'll be my turn to get shocked.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Eelsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault
continues next thirty seventy five.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Yeah, kmod
or text.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
That's actually how you get beer.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Well, if we picked your text, what's the most dangerous
thing you do? Bmms and whatever that is to eight
two nine four five. Got a couple of cases of
beer left of Miller Extra Light that we're going to
give away. We're in the third phase of Taser time Trivia.
You get asked three questions and then you have to
answer the questions correctly to not get shocked. We've had
a space yep, we've had geography, and now I don't

(01:16:01):
know what's left. I don't know math spelling, Yeah, I
don't know, let's find out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
It's my turn. I'm all strapped on. We've tested it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
We're good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Gimpie's got the questions Corbyn.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Question number one, A dog sweats through which part of
its body? Tongue? Final answer the question, yeah, tongue. Okay,
a dog sweats through which part of its body? You say, tongue?
The answer is pause.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Pause, yep. I've never heard that before. What may Why
would you why sweat through a stone?

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
What made you think about that?

Speaker 8 (01:16:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
The panting okay, I've never seen a paw with sweat
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Okay? My initial thought, because I didn't know that answer either,
was the nose, and that's why their nose is wet. Right,
that would make sense, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
The tongue.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I kind of get where you're at with the panting,
you know, but it's already wet, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
But pause, aren't okay?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
I guess I mean you get sweaty, pause, palms, same
thing essentially. I'm just saying I've never seen palms pause
on a dog sweaty.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
You know, when when.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
It's like one hundred and six outside this summer, I
want to check my dogs when they go out to
use the bath. I want to check their paws and
see if they're moist. Here's a fun thing. Uh, you
don't have to wait till then you can just run
them around. That takes exercise and stuff I don't want
to do right now.

Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
According to Google, it says they're pap pads and nose.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Okay, well this, yeah, right, all right? Question number two.
By the way I'm gonna start, We're not gonna let's
not verify things on the air. Nah, all right? Number two?
You ready? Yes? All right? Cort? My question number two?
What object does a male penguin often give to a
female penguin to win her over?

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Yeah? You know you his leap and I'm not talking
about what's on his face.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
I want to see what object does a male penguin
often gift to a female penguin to win her over?
Do you know this? Lindsay, yeah, yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
But what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
I want to I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
I guess it could be food. I want to say
a rock though, like picks up a pebble, but their
thumbs are really questionable.

Speaker 8 (01:18:43):
Let's kick it to them.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
I'm gonna say food.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Final answer, all right, what object does a male penguin
often gift to a female penguin to win her over.
You said food, which great answer works for most women.
In this case, it's a pebble. It I was right, Ah, yeah, yeah,
and I've heard that before. You know, they kicked that
little They just use their feet.

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
Think of happy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Here's a little rock, a little pebble.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Would you be mine? Yeah, that's weird, or it could
be crackrock. Who knows it just says I'm sweating through
my paws. Third one here, all right, last question, Corman.
What mammal has the most powerful bite in the world.
What mammal has the most powerful bite in the world.
It's either an alligator comes to mind, a lion comes

(01:19:32):
to mind, a snapping turtle comes to mine. Because we're
talking about PSI pounds per square inch, right, yeah, lions ty,
lions bears a good one, bears a good one. Alligator
might be crocodile. I'm gonna go with lions, like maybe

(01:19:59):
it's a jaguar. Seeing here's what's happened, to see what
I'm doing. The longer we go, the longer you get. Okay,
I'm what mammal has the most powerful bite in the world.
I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Bear.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Final answer, what mammal has the most powerful bite in
the world?

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
You said bear? I was I was gonna. I wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
How do you spell that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
The answer is hippo or hippopotamus?

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
I thought you would get that one out of all
of these. As I was reading them before we started,
I was like, all right, he definitely has number three there.
Because we've talked about they're the most dangerous, they're the
most strongest. Yeah, powerful, Yeah, But we never but we
talk about bears and how they can snap bones and
crush skulls. We never talked about hippopotamuses and how they can.
We do talk about how dangerous they are now, but

(01:20:54):
we never talked about their what they can do with
their mouths. Have you ever seen them like feeding time? Oh,
hippoparts a great deal, But feeding time at the zoo
they throw whole ass pumpkins and watermelons at them in that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
I can also see women do that with their thighs, Like,
that's not to me. That's not a big gauge how
strong their jaws are. Okay, you're right, And when you
see you're like, yeah that No, that's cool. Yeah, but
I don't go with it. I don't equate that till
like a bear snap crushing someone's skull right right, ripping
their limbs off. Yes, breaking femurs, you know what I mean.

(01:21:29):
So that's why I went with that. Yeah. Today, so
we had uh space, we had geography, and we had biology. Yeah. Okay,
good stuff, Brady, that was awesome, good time. Hey, what's
the most dangerous thing you do? A case of Miller

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five give it away?

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Beer frigging a Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
We've been asking you what's the most dangerous thing you do?
For good Let's go to the phones.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Harold is on the line, Hey, Harold, how are you hy?

Speaker 10 (01:22:44):
Do I get their?

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Harold, what's the most dangerous thing you do?

Speaker 12 (01:22:48):
Beer hunting?

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Say more?

Speaker 12 (01:22:52):
Well, I mean usually hunting from a elevated stand. So
there's the aspect of climbing a ladder or steps. If
you're not wearing a harness, then it's a pretty good fall.
Usually I'm out hunting by myself, so if I do
happen to fall, the closest help is a town thirty

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five minutes away. Public lands even worse because you've got
a bunch of other people out there who are not
always the wisest in their choices.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
I was going to ask if you do public land hunting,
and if you've ever had some close calls of people
mistaking you for a deer.

Speaker 12 (01:23:31):
I have not, personally. I used to hunt public line younger.
My dad had more stories of near missus and close
calls than if you did actually getting the deer story.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
I hunt piates, though, so I just googled this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Falls from tree stands are the leading cause of hunting
injuries and fatalities. Falls can occur while climbing up or descending.
Falls can result in serious injuries, including paralysis and death.
Usually mechanical failures are the biggest culprit.

Speaker 12 (01:24:04):
Yeah, most guys leave their stands up all year, and
it's metal, and it's welding, and you know, if it's
five ten years old. They could easily if they don't
test equipment. I mean, you could have a structural failure
really real quick.

Speaker 9 (01:24:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
One in three hunters get injured in tree stands.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
It's a big number, man, it's a giant guy.

Speaker 12 (01:24:25):
I know a guy that fell out of a tree
because he fell asleep, of all things. And last day
this kidney broke a couple of roots and missed about
four months of work.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Wow, damn.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
How long did it take you to get back up
in one?

Speaker 9 (01:24:42):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:24:42):
Him?

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:24:43):
I think it probably took him a year or two.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Why do guys pick hobbies that don't really require anything,
like you sit up in a tree stand and just wait,
or barbecue meat and just stand around.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
And stare at it like drinking beer. Man, we'll give
me go ahead and tell him exactly what he's going
to get.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
I ran a motorcycle every day, which.

Speaker 15 (01:25:06):
Is really dangerous, but not mere dangerous dating some of
the women I've been with, Katy's the miller extra light
man to you hang on line, man, so give them
to get your info.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Have a great weekend, sir, Yeah aswell, thank you, thank
you man.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Uh, we got to do our NFL predictions for the
games this week and as we're in conference championship weekend,
first game is Commanders and Eagles, and the Eagles are
six point favorites and easily have the most potential award
winning team. I mean they've got Defensive Player of the Year,

(01:25:41):
defensive Rookie of the Year, MVP possibility, uh, one of
the coordinators of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Like they stacked from an award standpoint.

Speaker 8 (01:25:50):
Yeah, and this is a tough one because man, the
Commanders have been amazing. This decision yeah, but I'm I'm
gonna go with the Eagles. That's tough, but yeah, I'm
gonna pick the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
I think I'm gonna go with the e l g
let to see the America didn't even spell Eagles was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
I'm going with the Eagles on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
The Commanders did surprise me last time because I went
against him, and I fear that they may do the
same thing. But god dang, after watching Saquon run the
way that he does and and and I think eyelink
that they got it. So I'm going with the elgis. Uh.
Gotta watch out for those wild card teams, man, they

(01:26:41):
show up and they whoop people's asses, and uh, but
I don't think Washington is like I don't think they're
like the Lions. I think they're obviously I'm sorry, I
don't think the Eagles are like the Lions. I'm gonna
I'm gonna pick the Commanders, I think on this one.

Speaker 8 (01:27:01):
I mean, they did go back and forth this season.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
The last time they played was super close.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
Yeah, it was thirty six to thirty three. So I
mean Eagles got them in Week eleven and then the
Commander's won in Week sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
So now it's the Eagles turns. That's just how it works.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Go sure, no, that's exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Yeah, whatever the possession is, Yeah, all right, so that
one's figured out.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Bill's Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
I mean this is pretty much a push Chiefs two
point favorites, mostly because the game is at home.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
As far as.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
People not playing right now, there's a rumor that the
safety for the Bills isn't going to play. He better
be uncrutches, Like, I can't imagine. This game means so
much to the organization, mean to the super Bowl makes
it means so much to the Bills to make it.
They haven't They've never won one. They've been to the

(01:27:53):
Super Bowl, but not since like the nineties, and the
Chiefs have their number, I mean historically, and all you
need is thirteen seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Remember that I say the same thing, All I need
is thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Well, we know that's a lie. What do you think, lindsay?

Speaker 8 (01:28:12):
I think Josh Allen is really on a rampage right now.
I think he really, really really is coming for the throat.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Yeah, well none of them, nobody else is.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Well, but when it comes to the super Bowl, everybody
is coming for the throat.

Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
But I really kind of want to see a three repeat.
I think it would be awesome. So I'll go with
the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Gimbi.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Everything inside me says the Chiefs are going to take
this one because they have all season long. For sure.
I really want I really want the Bills. And I
think the Bills they're trying to prove something, you know
what I mean. And that's not that the Chiefs aren't.
They're like, Hey, we're gonna make it a game, and
we're gonna make it a three peat. Ooh that's what

(01:29:03):
we got to prove. But I think the Bills really
really have something to fight and prove for fit. My
record screwed at this point in time. Anyway, I'm taking
the Bills, taking the Bills on this one. Yeah, yeah, man,
it's gonna be close. And they met before. We didn't

(01:29:24):
have the some of the players that are gonna be
playing in this one, So it's gonna be a completely
different game than what we saw in week eleven, where
the Bills won thirty to twenty one. And I think
it's gonna be really really close. I mean really close.

(01:29:46):
Oh yeah, I think the two points is right. We
we didn't we weren't there in first downs. Our third
down efficiency wasn't there. It just wasn't good. And people
are like, well, the Chiefs aren't good, or the restroom whatever,
None of that matters. It only matters if you win.

(01:30:06):
It doesn't matter how you win, pay off the rest,
get your voodoo magic from your pop star girlfriend, gaps.
As long as you don't cheat, right, it don't matter.
Flippings cheating, No, it's not flopping is not cheating. But

(01:30:27):
there's no way in hell I'm not picking the Chiefs.
I mean, you're out of your mind.

Speaker 8 (01:30:31):
Will there be an on field brawl?

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:30:35):
No, why would there be?

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
I mean every game there's like some sort of pushing
and shoving. No, no, so you picked the Chiefs too,
Geer you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
I want to make sure that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Yeah, I went with the Bills. That's another one of those.
I hope that they knock them down. Yeah, that would
be fantastic. I'm gonna say this, and I'm sure some
people are gonna be like you then you're not a
Chiefs fan. Which get in line, and if the Bills go,
it's still gonna be awesome. I think Josh Allen is
a stud. He's fun to watch. Everybody's like, we want

(01:31:07):
the Eagles to go. I don't want the Eagles to go.
I'm sick of the Eagles winning. I would love to
see the Commanders go. It's a good story. Yeah, it'd
be great. Build commanders super Bowl. Hell yeah, we'll see
what Chiefs commanders. Chiefs Commanders passing to the torch type
of stupid thing. I think that your history and how

(01:31:27):
you played makes a difference. Look Lamar Jackson, right, and
I think Josh coming to Arrowhead.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
Well, if you go by the whole thing of whatever
the logo, however colors the logo is, then it could
be Chiefs and Commanders because the only two with yellow
in their.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Logo except last like people are going last year, Taylor
Swift was the Purple is the Purple.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
And you're like, okay, settle down. Yeah, you're just making
stuff up now, all right, So.

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Willing elly anything you want to talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
I saw this. This is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
What's a product you swore your whole life buy and
have only recently learned that it's snake oil?

Speaker 8 (01:33:37):
Helman's mayonnaise after trying Dukes, I'm like, yeah, no, nothing
is better than Dukes. I used to think nothing was
better than Helman's and that's all I would buy. The Nope,
since trying Dukes, it's the number one spot.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Okay, gimb that's a tough one. Something that I have
a product that I've used that I've sworn by all
my life and then realize just recently that it's snake oil,
so meaning that it's it doesn't do what you think
it does. Okay, um.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Hmmm, I don't think I really have anything, but I've
used this before.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
It's nicotine patches, a nicotine gum, and they say, oh, yeah,
I do this instead of smoking. It'll curb your cravings, right,
and you won't smoke cigarettes anymore, right because you were
getting the nicotine through the patch. And you're chewing it
through this gum and it didn't work for me. I
had zero effect for me either one of them, and

(01:34:45):
it just made me want a cigarette even more.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
I think that's as close.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
As I can get. Doesn't necessarily have to be food,
it can be anything. Yeah, right, but I'm going with
cold medicine. Okay, there is a ton of choices for
cold medicine. There's really only like one Ni World damn
or two that works. It makes you go to sleep, yeah,

(01:35:14):
but you have to find like each thing. There's a
cold medicine, right, There's I have a stuff. He knows
I'd like to breathe while I sleep. There's something you
can take to deal with that. There's I have a
sore throat from the drainage. There's something you can take
to deal with that. There's no like blanket one and
done right. Nike Quoll does make you sleep, and it's
got some of those things, but it's very limited on

(01:35:35):
the things that it actually and more just gets you
to sleep. And if you're sleeping, you don't know that
you're now coffin or sneeze and running.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Yeah, that was a stretch, but away willing Nelly anything
you want to talk about, Corbin, Alligators and snapping turtles
are reptiles, not mammals. So happy you say that, I
hope that feels good. The more you know, I hope
that text feels good for you saw this in a
card game. Would you rather show your parents your entire

(01:36:08):
search history or tell them everything sexual you have ever done?

Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
Vincy? Probably my search history and if they're weirded out,
they're weirded out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
I mean you could say the same thing about sexual Yeah,
but I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:36:33):
Think your parents ever want to, Like, just like you
don't want to picture your parents having sex, they don't
want to visualize you either.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
GIMPI.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
I could go either way on this one because my
parents are dead, so I can gladly go sit at
the grave and tell them all the dirty, disgusting things
that I've done sexually. Uh, when we talk about like
tell them everything sexual I've done? Like, do I have
to go into detail or just tell them I did

(01:37:04):
the butter.

Speaker 8 (01:37:04):
Turner into detail?

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Yes when they ask, But it doesn't say that what
it doesn't you're adding that it doesn't say.

Speaker 8 (01:37:12):
That, It says everything.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Okay, Okay, So I took my socks off and then
I left my underwear around my like that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
That's not everything.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with search history just because I
feel like I don't. There's less I have to not
waste time on, right or explain. But I mean I
might have to explain a couple, yeah, right, but I
would imagine most of them. I would explain. She would
be like, okay, next, it would take a while.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Corbyn.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
We all know you love your chiefs, but are you
tired of those damn State farm commercials yet? I don't care. No,
I don't care. I love them. And here's a couple
of reasons why. One, Patrick Mahomes insists that any commercial
he's in, to the best of their ability, be filmed
in Kansas City. To hire people in Kansas City makes sense,

(01:38:08):
pretty good deal. Two, he spreads the love he got
Andy Reid in a commercial. Right. Ain't nobody picking Andy
Reid to be in a damn commercial unless it's quite
ger oak he got. Think about the subway commercial he
had his backup. Who shouldn't be getting endorsement deals at
all in a commercial.

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
They were in a fast food one together, too, weren't they? Him?
Mahomes and and read Nope.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Are you talking about the Nuggies? Yeah, that's a state
farm commercial.

Speaker 8 (01:38:35):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
Do it again with the Nuggies? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
And I think that those are all good reasons to
like No, man, that's good. It isn't like he's doing
it by himself, trying to pimp his sunglasses, right, Like
he's spreading the love and trying to take care of
people around him. I don't think that that's a horrible quality.
And it's a I don't care about commercials, fast forward
and most of him anyway, or go to the bathroom.

(01:39:00):
Did y'all hear about the new Mexican buffet in Bartlesville.
It's called Mataos. It's awesome, as in the Italian name Matteo.
Uh No, I have not heard about it. I have
been to a couple of Mexican buffets. They were okay.

Speaker 8 (01:39:21):
We used to go to one growing up as a
kid in Casa Gallardo. I believe it was its name,
and oh it was divine. Every Sunday they had a
brunch buffet and it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Was what would be different on a bunch buffet?

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Because I'm already under impression that a buffet already has
a plethora of things.

Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
Well, I think they only did a brunch buffet and
the rest of the time it was just a regular restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Order off the menu, would castle banita, it wouldn't be
considered a buffet.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
I mean, even though you raise your flag and they
bring you more food.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
They don't bring you chips, and I think it was
more like chips or drinks. It wasn't like that. I
don't think I've ever been to a Mexican buffet before, though.
There was one near the old station up on Man
kind of near the Rons. That was right there off
More and near Memorial, And there was a dance club

(01:40:10):
right there up a little bit more near the vack.
There was a vacuum shop there. Next door to that
was a Mexican buffet.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
And it was okay.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
But the food, like Mexican food, just doesn't hold well
on a buffet, right. Those tortillas once they got start
getting sweaty. Yeah good, I get what you're saying. There's
something about I mean a chimney chonga ain't good right
after a few minutes in a buffet in a warmington,
a sheet pan of enchiladas being cooked from the bottom. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:40:40):
my experience, but I check this place, thanks for good. Right. Nonetheless,
I go to Bartlesville quite often, so I'm up for
going to an Italian guy's restaurant, his Mexican buffet. You know,
how are the New Year's resolutions going? Before Lindsay goes
it's only like day eighteen. Mine aren't. At least mine

(01:41:05):
aren't something continual. It's like a like a movement, like
I'm getting there right then.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
It's not a it's an evolution, not a revolution.

Speaker 8 (01:41:16):
So but go ahead and lindsay that about sums it up.
It's still early, but uh, okay, I guess I mean
it's again still early.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Give me yeah, I mean I'm working on it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
I'm working on them like I'm working on breaking a
hundred thousand on the bike, right, That's why I've been riding.
And I rode in this morning. Yep, but you have
it in like five days exactly. But that's what I
was actually on my way to work this morning. I
was thinking about that, how can I break one hundred
thousand miles if I don't get on the sun bitch
and ride. So let's go ahead and and ride it

(01:41:52):
so much like everybody else is it's a it's it's
a work in progress. Uh, Lindsay's was define the abs? Yeah,
I go to crunch.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
Pay off the palisade.

Speaker 8 (01:42:06):
Well, I have not done that yet.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
But I mean, have you any payment this month?

Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
Yeah, okay, you're working on it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
Yeah. Go to the twenty fifth high school reunion?

Speaker 8 (01:42:15):
Yeah, if it happens, that won't be until over the summertime.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
Right, but have you looked at airfare? Have you booked
a hotel? Have you reached out to the reunion committee
to find out what the theme of the dance? Right? No?

Speaker 10 (01:42:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Use TikTok and post fifty two videos?

Speaker 8 (01:42:32):
Haven't posted fifty two videos yet?

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Have you posted?

Speaker 8 (01:42:35):
I actually have, yes, and I have been Wait, hold
on myself more with it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Let me let's rephrase that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
Have you posted videos that you weren't asked to by
the company?

Speaker 8 (01:42:51):
Only on my page, not our page.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
I'm gonna ask a questions again because I feel like
I didn't get an answer.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Have you posted videos or made videos that?

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
Okay, can I finish? Have you posted videos or made
videos that you weren't asked for to do by the company?

Speaker 8 (01:43:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Mine are go on four vacations this year?

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Working on it, got one planned, working planning another one,
and then I've got a third one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
That we're already talking about. Get healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
I mean I'm working on a diet plan or a
macro plan.

Speaker 8 (01:43:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
I got get rid of half my stuff on here.

Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know why
I didn't clarify that. I may have to go back
and listen. I was gonna say a simple divorce would
take care of that.

Speaker 8 (01:43:49):
No, I think it was you were going to clean
out stuff, get rid of like half my right.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Yeah, urge something urge.

Speaker 8 (01:43:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
I don't know what my fourth one is because apparently
didn't write it down, But I'll go back and listen
to it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
And get it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
But yeah, it's their resolutions, Man, they take time. We
gave up on them the moment we did them. So
I don't know if that's what you're looking for. Uh,
what's your favorite way to say?

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
What goes around comes around?

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
I like the Dildo of consequences never arrives looped. Okay,
what's your favorite way to say what comes around goes around?

Speaker 8 (01:44:28):
Lindsay, Karma's a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
Okay, GIMPI, Yeah, that's gonna come around.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
And bite you and you ass yeah, uh huh. You
don't say character is fate. I don't know. Yeah, Ponchos
was the name of the buffet. Okay, Mary bang kill Ponchos,
which is the Mexican buffet Casso Bonita or Golden Corral.
Oh mmm, I like the parameters on this one. Mary Bank,

(01:45:08):
kill Ponchos, Casa Bonita or Golden Corral.

Speaker 8 (01:45:11):
Lindsay, well, I've only been to one of these, so
that's the one that I would marry. I'm gonna kill Ponchos.
I'll bang Casa Bonita because I've always heard really good things,
and I'm gonna marry the Golden Corral.

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
Gimbi.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
I'm killing Cassabanita because Cassabanita, Tulsa is already dead. Okay,
I'm going to bang Ponchos. I've never had it before,
so i'd like to. I'd like to experiment do some
experimental things with that. And I've been married to the
GC since I was a kid. I was betrothed to
the Golden Corral as a toddler, So that's it. Yeah,

(01:45:55):
I'm killing Ponchos because of the three here, it's just
not the most appeasing. I'm banging Casa Bonita because everybody's envious.
When you talk about it, they're like, oh, you don't
say and then yeah, Mary goldenkraw reliable. You know what

(01:46:17):
you're getting, never questions anything. It's always going to be
there for you. It understands what loyalty means. That's right.
Mary bang killed Jennifer Lawrence, Blake Lively or Emma Stone.

Speaker 8 (01:46:32):
Emma Stone she was an easy a, right, Yeah, okay,
I'm going to marry her, I think because she is hilarious. Oh,
I guess I'll bang Jennifer Lawrence and I don't want to,
but I'll kill Blake Lively put her out of her misery.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
I would think that you would have no problem with that.
To get to Ryan.

Speaker 8 (01:46:58):
Yeah, but no, I'm not a homewrecord.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Gim me, I'm lom killing off Blake Lively. She is
not very attractive. I think my eyes, so kill her off.
I guess I'll bang Jennifer Lawrence, and I want to
marry Emma Stone. You like them redheads just said. It's
not a real redhead. I'm banging Jennifer Lawrence. She looks fun.

(01:47:24):
She's easily the richest of the three, I'm marrying Emma Stone.
Emma Stone just she's got a great smile and a
great laugh and Blake Lively because I don't want to
buy Carhart stocking hats all the time. Uh, this says,

(01:47:45):
have you seen Gladiator Too yet?

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
It's out on Paramount Plus?

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
And if now, if so, what's your camo to Rotten
Tomatoes review? Have either one of you seen Gladiator? Have
you seen Gladiator one?

Speaker 8 (01:48:00):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Okay, have you seen Gladiator two? Gimby, have you seen
Gladiator one? I have Gladiator too? No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Realize that it was on Paramount Plus already.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Now I've not seen two. I have, of course I've
seen one multiple uh times. But Gladiator Too like just released.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Yeah, Washington, it surprises.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
Me that it's already on streaming. You know, you think
you would think it would stay in the theater is
a little bit longer. No, I mean I think people
will stop going. So they're like, all right, I'm moving on.
It makes sense, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
Why they can still get people excited about it?

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
What product or item would you like to be the
celebrity icon, so like the brand person?

Speaker 8 (01:48:43):
Like first, yeah, what Jacob state.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
What product or item would you like to be the
celebrity icon? I think spokesperson. I don't think Jake from State.
He's more the mascot. Okay, okay from the insurance. You know,
Emil right, You're just a dumb, flightless bird.

Speaker 2 (01:49:06):
You'll never make a selling will all be?

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
It's a great one.

Speaker 8 (01:49:11):
Oh my gosh, maybe Dukes Mayo. I love it so much?
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
Okay, gim me easy, Harley Davidson.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
Oh yeah, wood Wick candles one.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Mary Bank killed chips and caeso.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
This is good. French French fries and ketchup or mozzarella
sticks and Marinara.

Speaker 8 (01:49:41):
Oh my god, yeah, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
Mary Bank killed chips and caeso, French fries and ketchup
or mozzarella sticks and Marinera lindsay.

Speaker 8 (01:49:50):
This is so hard. I'm I'm gonna marry chips and
caso because that is my favorite go to snap. Oh.
I love French fries and I love mozzarella sticks almost
as much as cheese curds. Hmm, I guess I'm gonna

(01:50:11):
dang it. I'm gonna bang the mozzarella sticks and I'm
gonna kill.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
French fries and catch up.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
Wow. Gimbi hard.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
Yeah, I'm marrying chips and caes so I do love
me some chips and cheese. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
The next one is a tough one because I could
go either way on it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
You know how I feel about French fries, But with
monzerella sticks, it seems like a lot of places that
I go to when I when I do get some
some fried, deep fried cheese. The grease. I can taste
the grease and the breading of the cheese sticks, and
it's disgusting. You don't really get that with French fries.

(01:50:50):
The only thing I get from French fries is when
they turn cold. I mean once. Once they turn cold,
they're no goods. So you eat them fast enough and
you're all right. So I guess I'm gonna go ahead
and kill off mozzarella sticks and marin era, and I'm
willing to bang me some French fries and ketchup with
a little side of salt and pepper.

Speaker 10 (01:51:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
I'm one hundred percent marrying French fries and ketchup. They
are consistently always good. The ketchup, you know, ninety nine
percent of the time is good ketchup. And you can
doctor it and it doesn't. It's not a big task
to do that. And the French fries, whether you get
shoe string or you get crinkle or you get steak
or you get waffle or whatever, they're always you're like,
yeah fries, Yeah, rarely do you go. No, I won't

(01:51:36):
grab one out of your basket if your friend's got one.

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:51:40):
Chips and caeso, I'll bang. I like chips and caeso.
Caeso is inconsistent from place to place. There are a
lot of places that caso is horrible.

Speaker 8 (01:51:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
And you always feel full afterwards, uh, and don't want
to eat your meal. So that's not for you know,
every day stuff. And then I'm one hundred percent killing
mots and marin aara. Mozzarella sticks are mid at best.
There's most of the time they're not cooked correctly. They're
cold in the middle. They get cold super fast. The
marinaire sometimes it's sometimes it's cold, like it's just not

(01:52:12):
a good appetizer.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
I'll eat one, but also pass on one.

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
Yeah, yeah with you. The only ones I've ever had
are really good are the TJ Fridays, the little squares
or triangles or whatever they are. Those are pretty good.
Because but they again, they fall into that same category.
The concern that Ghimpie has with French fries exists one
with motztecks.

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
So you get it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
I get it, but I just don't get I guess
I eat my French rush too fast. All right, We're
giving away beer for freaking a Friday. What's the most
dangerous thing you do? A case of Miller Extra Lights,
BMMS and whatever that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:50):
Is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
We're gonna give away their last case of Miller Extra
Light when we come back.

Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
Untilsa's Morning Show is coming right back. The Big Man
Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
four six, Oh K m O D.

Speaker 2 (01:53:20):
Can also text BMMS and then what you want to
say to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
We're giving away beer for frigging name Friday. Got our
last case?

Speaker 2 (01:53:28):
We're gonna give away.

Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
Of Miller Extra Light.

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
Jason is on, Hey Jason, how are you doing well? Jason?
What's the most dangerous thing you do?

Speaker 10 (01:53:41):
I like to recreational scuba dive at times, dive with sharks.

Speaker 2 (01:53:46):
WHOA okay, what kind of sharks?

Speaker 10 (01:53:50):
Caribbean reef sharks right on.

Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
How long have you been a scuba diver?

Speaker 10 (01:53:58):
About two and a half years.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
And when you say recreational, do you go like to
lakes and stuff like that too.

Speaker 10 (01:54:07):
I haven't been lake diving since I got my certifications.
We typically go we like to go on cruises, so
we go whenever we go to different places down in
the Caribbean. Been to Grand Cayman scuba Diving, COSMOL scuba Diving.
We really like to go to Roatan, which is an
island off of Honduras.

Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
Right on our Caribbean.

Speaker 8 (01:54:31):
Reef sharks, the same one that we haven't in at
our aquarium.

Speaker 10 (01:54:37):
I don't believe so, but I haven't been to the
aquarium in years.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
So have you ever gotten bitten by one of these
sharks or at least close to it?

Speaker 10 (01:54:47):
Anyway, the last time we went, we had they bring
a chump bucket down doing this and they released the
chump and one swim right over the top of.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Its craped pants for scuba suit get a little dirty? No,
did you stay in a cage?

Speaker 5 (01:55:09):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:55:10):
What's free diving?

Speaker 9 (01:55:11):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
Okay, what's the most dangerous or the thing you were like,
Oh no, this isn't good. Doesn't have to be with
sharks anytime scuba diving.

Speaker 3 (01:55:20):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:55:20):
When I forgot to turn my tank on and went
down about five feet, I didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:55:24):
Have any air.

Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
Yeah, I'll do.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
You kind of need that oxygen, man. And it's hard
to reach the turner thing.

Speaker 10 (01:55:30):
Right, Yes, it is hard to reach the valve.

Speaker 2 (01:55:33):
Valve. That's a better word.

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
Yeah, yeah, thing, it's a technical word. Right on, man,
we're gonna hook you up. Jimpy, go ahead and tell
him exactly what he's gonna get. Not bills.

Speaker 10 (01:55:44):
Eh.

Speaker 2 (01:55:45):
Wenesy is a boy mom of three.

Speaker 1 (01:55:47):
The most dangerous thing she gets into is the case
of the line that she uses to silence their demands.

Speaker 2 (01:55:52):
Enjoy this case, amilar.

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
Extra light man act you guys, hang on the line man,
so gimpee can get your personal info. Okay, all right, thanks,
appreciate you man.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
This pretty crazy story.

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
A man killed his eight year old step son while
attempting to quote look cool by showing off guns. It's
happened in the state of Wisconsin, where man was showing
off his guns to his eight year old step son
in an attempt to look cool, and he accidentally shot

(01:56:29):
and killed the youngster. According to the police quote, he
did something stupid. Steven look at, look at, look at,
look at. Mrkel who's fifty two, is charged with first
degree reckless homicide in the connection with the death of
his step son at their residence on Monday. The DA's
office reviewed the early morning shooting and charges were brought

(01:56:52):
down later in the day after the shooting was first
report about two twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:56:56):
Five a m.

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
Upon arrival, the police officers and fire personnel located a
young male that had been shot and began life saving measures.
The young male was transported to a local hospital, where
he succumbed to his injuries. When officers arrived on the scene,
they approached the man and he seemed frantic and was
covered in blood, he allegedly told Allegedly. He later allegedly

(01:57:20):
told the cops he did something stupid and it wasn't
his fault, the kid's fault that he got shot. When
police asked him why he was showing the kid the guns,
he told them quote, because it made him look cool.
The dad like it made him. Claimed he took the

(01:57:41):
magazine out of the nine millimeter handgun that was used
to kill the boy and was under the impression that
it wouldn't fire without it. That's why gun glasses are important.
He walked out of the bedroom and pointed the gun
at him. The defendant stated that the defendant pulled the
trigger and was expecting it to but instead went boom yo.

(01:58:06):
I feel like this is the first thing they teach
you in gun class. Don't point your gun at something
unless you want to kill it, regardless if there's a
clip in it or not. He admitted to the comps
that he pulled out his handgun to show the kid,
even pointed down toward him while ordering him to listen.
He literally drank two little drinks of rum and RC

(01:58:29):
that evening.

Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
I love they got. The coke mixer corrected that royal
cola is good. I don't care what you're saying. It's
good with rum.

Speaker 1 (01:58:40):
Sure, well, yeah, that's what makes it.

Speaker 8 (01:58:42):
But just two little drinks, two little ones.

Speaker 2 (01:58:46):
Let me say one average one right?

Speaker 1 (01:58:49):
Uh. A go fundme has been launched for the family
that one of the friends of the family has put
together as this very traumatic incident. He was eight years
old and a bright and funny boy. The description says,
my son loved being his friend. They have raised nineteen

(01:59:12):
thousand dollars. Wow for this family, that is effing tragic.
They look at me to say this, gum, you're looking
at me and shut up. Wow. There's a lot of

(01:59:33):
other things that you could do to look cool in
front of an eight year old, right, No, the first
one that comes to mind is that old thumb trick,
the magic trick you like, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
Cut your nose exactly anything. Besides, well, he's cooler than that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
Okay, I guess. So I'm saying that there's nothing you
can do to look cool because it'll you'll just grow
out of it. Yeah, for sure, they don't grow and
be like, man, he used to take my nose, He's
so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:59:58):
Nope.

Speaker 8 (02:00:00):
Can you do play catch with him in the yard?

Speaker 2 (02:00:02):
I used to be alive?

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
It was so cool, right right? Right? Oh man? Remember
that time my stepdad shot me in the face. Oh yeah,
what's amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:00:13):
I okay, if you're the wife, yeah, do you go
see the man?

Speaker 8 (02:00:23):
No? I don't, but.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
You better or worse? Right?

Speaker 8 (02:00:30):
Sorry about you? Nope? Breaking those vows real quick?

Speaker 2 (02:00:36):
I mean he didn't break his right right right?

Speaker 8 (02:00:43):
He did if in their vows he vowed to protect
her son.

Speaker 2 (02:00:48):
Oh he did if he made up new vows.

Speaker 1 (02:00:50):
No, that is true. I love you, honors and cherish
you forever, and not shoot your son in the face.
Maybe we need to start doing that maybe so Yeah, no,
I'm with you. I'm not seeing that burninghell did no
for real? Man, you shot my kid. I'm sure this
is the first time he's ever been aggressive.

Speaker 8 (02:01:11):
Right, ever made a mistake.

Speaker 1 (02:01:13):
Or ever shot anybody in the face.

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
Is are you saying that the step the stepdad made
a mistake.

Speaker 8 (02:01:19):
Well, that's what they're saying. It was an accident.

Speaker 1 (02:01:22):
Well, it was an accident. I don't think he intended
to shoot him in the face, right, No, but he
pointed the gun at the kid and pulled the trup.
That's where I'm at the bottom line, boom. That's not
a mistake. That's preemptive. Now, he is not preemptive murder.

Speaker 2 (02:01:37):
He didn't plan it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:38):
No, but I'm sure he was very aggressive as a stepfather.
Probably you had at two am, you had my attention.

Speaker 2 (02:01:46):
Yeah, right, Why is that kid up at two am?

Speaker 8 (02:01:49):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
I can see why you're up at two am. You're
getting drunk off of you know, ramin rc CO NOP.
I still don't unless you got off at midnight. If
it's a Friday night the other day, listen, there's no
real reason to stay up past midnight in general.

Speaker 8 (02:02:04):
Maybe he was like, Oh, mom's out of town. We're
gonna have a boys night and stay up. You can
play on your Nintendo switch.

Speaker 1 (02:02:11):
And I'll get my guns out and drink Captain Morgan.

Speaker 2 (02:02:14):
Yeah and RC cola.

Speaker 1 (02:02:16):
Probably not even Captain Morgan. That's a that's a sailor jeer. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:02:21):
Yeah, probably wasn't Captain Morgan because it just said rum
and RC. They were specific on the cola, but not
on the.

Speaker 2 (02:02:28):
Run right already?

Speaker 1 (02:02:29):
Yeah, my, Uh, that brings back memories Meyer's dark Rum.

Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
Maybe Malibu coconut rum.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
I think I think there's some coconut in my life tonight.
You know what's not sweeter than you know? What I
need is I need them more sugar in my drink. Right,
I love Malibu rum. It's so good. Make a mimosa,
Put a little just top the top of the mimosa
with it.

Speaker 2 (02:02:51):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (02:02:53):
Malibumadorian sprite they call a gimp juice. When I was
working in the glob, I had a name a drink
named after me for sure. Wait, well was it is Malibu,
Madori and sprite. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:03:04):
It was green and coconuty and delicious.

Speaker 8 (02:03:06):
I think that is like on a menu somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:03:09):
I don't know. I just asked the bartender. She's like,
I want to make up a drink for you, and
I was like, all right, cool, and she's like, what
do you want? I was like, whatever you want, just
you know, make it up at yours. And that's what
she came up with, Malibu, Maduri and sprite. We're gonna
call it gimp juice. We did sell a couple of them,
and uh, but mostly I drink whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:03:27):
Uh this says that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:30):
Uh, it doesn't say. There's no name Caribbean water. It's
called Caribbean water.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
Yeah, well there you go.

Speaker 1 (02:03:40):
Mm hmm. Mardori's water melon, right our melon melon melon? Yeah,
and does a really taste like melon. I think is
there mostly for the coloring?

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
I mean, could we do shots of madoria chatra on me?
Who wants a Madori?

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
I said, no one ever, unless you're fifteen and you
liked that bottle your from your parents?

Speaker 2 (02:04:05):
What was the there's a bottle of blue?

Speaker 1 (02:04:09):
Oh man?

Speaker 2 (02:04:10):
What's it called? The blue cures or no, man, what's
it called.

Speaker 1 (02:04:15):
It's not Uh, it wasn't after shock, but it was
a blue kind of bottle of that size.

Speaker 2 (02:04:21):
Yeah, they did.

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
After shock was the red one, and then uh, they
did have a blue one, but I can't remember the
name of it because my buddy would come to town and
he would want that. Yeah, after shock was your sentiment stuff,
and then the after shock blue citrus. Still the same.

(02:04:42):
After shock it had like a CaCO or it maybe
it had like a palm tree on it and was
kind of like red okay, and it was like an
eighties thing. Yeah, it wasn't after shock. It was a
more playful bottle med doug ah No, because I would
remember that. But my buddy would come town. He'd be like, hey,
I bought a bottle of this, and I'd be like, why.

Speaker 8 (02:05:02):
They do make a blue madori as well.

Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

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I don't know if this is true. It's being reported
that Pete Carroll is the new head coach of the
Vegas Raiders.

Speaker 8 (02:05:36):
Where was he before?

Speaker 2 (02:05:38):
Oh fired?

Speaker 8 (02:05:39):
Yeah?

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Yeah from Seattle.

Speaker 8 (02:05:40):
Yeah.

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I think he's pretty old. Not that all people can't
do things. Lindsay, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 8 (02:05:53):
I learned that at size twenty two, I think the
real Bigfoot, we're looking for a shack. And Gimby said
he would bang French fries, which sounds accurate since they
both only last thirty seconds then they're done.

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Gimpy, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
I learned that it all starts with a boner. And
I also learned that you two get really fired up
for soap. Uh. I learned that, uh, there's no way
I'm taking a job that has something called the seaman container.
And I also learned Gimby's definitely taken a job where
there's a thing called the seaman container. Corbyn saying, make

(02:06:30):
sure that dishwashers loaded right.

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It's Lindsay Stubs tracking my cycle.

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This is gimpy, and.

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Make some noise.

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