BMMS 1-29-25

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!! Too Fat For Lyft, Deputies Just Wanna Have Fun, Lindsey Gets Her Ass Waxed, FIB News, & Twerking On The Disabled!!!

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email address is show at kmod dot com. So there's
this lady and she's suing lyft because the driver wouldn't
give her a ride.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Isn't that exactly what they're supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yes, she feels that way as well.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Oh wait, she a great, big fat person.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
House fat.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Would she have to be to be where? You go, wow, yeah,
that feels fair. That really and I'll let Lindsey go whatever.
I just want to say that really depends on the
type of car that this person is going to be
getting a rye in.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I think so too. Have you seen my I think
it's My six hundred Pound Life or whatever. They it's
like two sisters.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
And the thousand pound sisters.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the one sister got into
a vehicle for the first time in years and they
had to remove the seats out of the vehicle, out
of the van that they have so she could just
sit on the floor.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
And do they weigh collectively one thousand or are they
individually add up to.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
A thousand collectively?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, yeah, there's a big bitches. Have you not ever
watched this show? I mean, I gotta be honest, guys.
I will dabble in a My six hundred Pound Life occasional, yeah,
ice cream and pizza for sure, But ultimately I find
those shows really depressing. Yeah they are, And so I
have a lot of sympathy for those people, and so

(05:12):
I'm not I don't enjoy them. I'm sure if you
google them, be like, oh, yeah, you've at least seen
them on SOLI. I've seen the show.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, yeah, so I would say if there was no
room in the vehicle where you had to physically remove seats,
then sure you can be denied or ride.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I can't imagine Lift or Uber or any ride share
company is in the business of removing seats, right, Oh,
you should have to.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Exactly and and and it could be what if you
don't even know how to do it? You know, I don't.
I don't know how to remove a seat out of
my vehicle.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
No, you need tools. Yeah, that's a that's an alteration
of the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
And I personally have never taken a lift, so I
don't know if is it like Uber it's exactly the okay,
So it gives you like an extra large vehicle or
you can.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Order you can do yeah, you can order an Uber
XL a lyft tech. Yeah okay, but that's really just
for more people. But I guess if you're big enough
to take up two seat, you know you're gonna need
that at that Uber XL. So what's the weight you're
saying that person would need to be for acceptable for
the driver to be like x nay on the drive A.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Probably anything over six hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Six hundred pounds, Okay, kim be that's tough one because
all right, so I've seen some bitches that are like
in two fitties, those are some big bitches. Okay, nice ladies,
nice great personalities, will do almost anything you want.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Working for that on core.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Right, I've seen three hundred pound people, right, and that
doesn't look that big, but in reality that's a that's
a huge bitch. I would say probably if you're pushing
over four hundred pounds. If you're pushing over four hundred,
I think so. And again it depends on on the core.

(07:09):
You know, if you've got a suburban, you can fit
a four hundred pounds effer in that seat or at
least in the back, not a problem. I mean, I
don't know if she's getting or he is getting up there,
that's that that's another issue as well. So you may
car uh huh, but to step up h huh. But
like if you've got like a seventy seven Cadillac Coupe

(07:29):
Deville or an El Dorado or something like that, where
you know the seats are big and luxurious and they
don't have to step up, that's acceptable. But if your
Uber is pulling up and like, oh no, a geo
Metro where they're about as big as the damn car itself.
That's a that's a different story. And if you show
up in the Lincoln like Gimpie described or a Geometro,

(07:51):
I'm canceling right, I'm not getting a Lincoln though, pretty?
And do you get discounted prices for being a geo Metro.
Don't want to be like, you know, bouncing on my
way to my to my dinner. Yeah, I hate listen culturally,
get it. I just that's not what I look for.

(08:17):
What do you think I was thinking?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
It probably isn't even about her weight?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Well do you think it's about dan?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm thinking she must have had a dog or something
with her.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, which is why the lips.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Said no animals in my view, which I can see.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
No. I drove for Uber, and I don't remember them
saying no animals allowed, like in the cars or whatever.
Maybe that's upon discretion or something like that. But if
it were, if you did say no, would you be
discriminating against dog owners? No?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Because what if the driver is allergic to dogs?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
But is it discriminaty? Are you discriminating against dog owners.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
No, I think as long as it is on your
whatever your ride information. Sorry, no pets allowed in my vehicle.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
But that's not how it works.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
You don't get to pick the vehicle, right, it's randomly
assigned to you. Now you can cancel and try it,
you know, spin the wheel again. Yeah, but you don't
get to decide the car.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah. No, I don't think it's I don't think it's discriminating.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
So Austin, this woman is a rapper in the Detroit area, Okay,
and she documented all this. Oh, so we have video footage.
Now it looks like a mid size car, because I
too thought it was like some sort of Fiat fix
it again, Tony or BMW Mini right right, And it

(09:49):
doesn't appear. It looks like a mid size, like an
Ultima or something like that. And she weighs four hundred
and eighty nine pounds. Oh that's wow, I mean, good
for her. Now, Michigan has anti discrimination laws that include
weight as a protected characteristic and this happened in Detroit,

(10:13):
and she's saying they violated Michigan's anti discrimination laws. It's
the only state where weight is legally protected. Is it
discrimination if it compromises the safety of the driver or
the dexterity of the vehicle that the person is getting in.

(10:34):
You're not discriminating. You're not saying, hey, listen, heifer YouTube,
I don't want big bitches in my car. You're saying, hey,
this is compromising the safety of the vehicle and my safety,
and I don't want to take that chance. The driver
in the video is quoted as saying, quote, I got
no space. My car is small, and she insisted he

(11:00):
could fit before. He said, believe me, you can't that
big bitches in here before. It don't work. He said
he's worried about his car tires and past experiences with
passengers who couldn't fit in his vehicle, and said that
she should order an uber x l uh. She says

(11:28):
she was humiliated and embarrassed, and I gotta agree with
her on that path for sure. I could see that,
but also maybe not record it and then re embarrass yourself, right, right,
you know, just an idea. Yeah, tires can only hold
so much of a load. Right, That's why nic ladies, right, right,
that's why they have certain tires for trucks as opposed

(11:50):
to cars. You know, when you're hauling stuff campers or
bricks or cattle whatever. You know you're you're not gonna
go and hook up a horse trailer to a Chevy Malibu,
for example, and expect it to work. The drive train's
not going to handle it. The tires can't handle it,

(12:10):
the suspension can't handle it. And it sounds to me
like this guy's had some experience with bigger people in
his car, and he's just speaking from his experience and
probably doesn't want to pay the money to fix it
if anything goes wrong. If it was me, I'm been like, okay,
do you need some butter. Let's try to squeeze you
in it. If you can get him and you can

(12:32):
shut the door and not spill over and inhibit the
way I drive. You're like a beer winch right right,
bringing beer to the table in october Fest. Just you
know the waves, rip it right, just put into the front. God.
But here's the part I understand either, hm, I I

(12:57):
think that they drive. Any business has the right to
refuse service to anyone. If I don't want you here
because you're gay, okay, I think that's silly. But okay,
if I don't want you here because you practice a
certain religion. I think that's silly, but okay, it's your business.
If I don't think you should be in here because

(13:18):
you're fat. Again, I think it's silly, But okay, you're
the one that will have to answer that for that,
not me. But also, she knew her size. You're telling
me she sees cars and goes who does she own
a car? Well? And if she does, what size of

(13:40):
car is it? Does she get it? Does she pour
herself into a small You see what I'm saying? Like,
I think that it's just not as clear cut as
he was, like I don't like you because you're fat.
It's like, no, this car is not designed for that.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
And does it matter how how far she was traveling to?
No long?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Why would it matter? Well, the long, more strain on
the vehicle with the more the heavier weight inside. I mean,
a strain is a strain, right, you do if you
do ten short trips, it's the same as one long, Right,
So not necessarily if you're putting what was she four
seventy five eighty nine, you're putting four hundred and eighty
nine pounds on a vehicle whose load cannot handle that?

(14:22):
Then no, if you're going maybe a couple of blocks,
it's not gonna cause as much damage. But if you're
going a couple of miles, let's say, driving from we'll
say Saint Francis here out to a Wasa with a
four hundred and eighty nine pound woman in your car,
and the car is not made for that load. It's
gonna put a lot of strain on that, of course

(14:42):
it is. But I what I'm saying is, if you
violate the toe amount, the duration does not mean anything.
You're still violating that mount and let's just see it
gets stuck on a hill because he's just like, right,
you need some more well the breaks perform. You can

(15:03):
definitely make an argument that there is some sort of
safety concerns if you are over, but you better make
damn sure your car would be over that if you're
gonna delve, you know, dip your toe into that territory.
I just think there's something with uber in this specific
example that there's they're on a per contractual basis, and
they I think they have the right to just I

(15:23):
think they would have the right to decide whether they
should do that or not. Now we can have a
debate on she's fat and the stupid bitch all those things.
I don't know if weight is that easy to deal with.
That's like saying quentin cigarettes right right, you know, it's
a little more complicated than like she chose to be fat. Okay, right,

(15:45):
maybe it's just you guys know from watching those shows,
it's a little more complicated then she can't put down
a twinkie. But at the same time, same way, like
with those shows, my six hundred pound life as hard
as it is because you know that one doctor with
the golden stethoscope, he's like, hey man, you need to
lose at least two hundred pounds before we can even

(16:07):
think about doing a surgery. And it's hard, and it's
hard in the beginning, and there's a lot of back
and forth, but eventually in every episode, in almost every episode,
they always end up making it. They end up making
the cut to get the surgery, you know what I mean.
So it's not like it can't be done. It's really
up to the person if they want to follow through

(16:27):
and do it all. No, there's definitely some passion that
is involved. But what I'm equating to if you want
to quit, plenty of people quit cigarettes. But it's just
not as simple as I don't want to do that anymore.
The amount of effort and work it takes to lose
two hundred pounds is not easy. Even in the show

(16:48):
that you're describing. I'm just saying that she knew how old,
how much she weighed, and it should be up to
him if he decides to not take a passenger so
he doesn't have to stop at the waystation. Right the
commercial vehicles there, are you violating your axle weight limit?

(17:12):
I think I am a texture need the money.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
A texture said, if she's five hundred pounds and he's
two hundred pounds, the driver, and if he has any
other stuff in his car, the average small car has
a max vehicle load of under one thousand pounds, that's.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
A good, very good point. I wasn't even thinking about
taking the driver's weight into consideration. And that's the same
reason why they do that on like an amusement rides.
You know, if she went to Disneyland and tried to
get on a roller coaster and they're like, excuse me,
you're not going to fit on this cart, right, would

(17:46):
she have a case? Then? You know, when when there's
rules there's regulations, then there's stuff that's proven that you know,
bigger people can't fit in there and it's a safety hazard.
I mean, it's kind of on the same thing that
airlines went through ban Should they should people who are
of a larger stature have to pay for a second

(18:06):
seat if you're taking up two seats in my opinion,
not taking up you're spilling over, spilling over. In my opinion,
yes you should. You should have to pay for two
seats if you were spilling over into the next because
at that point you are now dirp taking up another seat.
You may not take up the whole seat, but you

(18:28):
got parts of you that's sitting in that seat. Yeah,
that's just me. But I have no idea. Let me
ask you this, what would be the most of people
that are overweight spilling over into seats trying to get
into Pontiac Leman's What is the what would be the

(18:53):
most loving, empathetic way to approach this problem? Okay, lindsay.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
First with an apology.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I'm sorry, No, generally, generally for everyone, not this individual
problem over the grand problem.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, I'm sorry, but unfortunately, due to your size, I can't.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Allow you the most empathetic way is to deny is
what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Or.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Make a bigger vehicle or bigger seated plane, remove maybe
a seat in the row of the plane. Air okay, yeah,
fed Air, there we go, heavy Air.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I think they have those. They're called cargo planes, United,
big Air, all the air.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
All you could really say is hey, when she says,
or anybody says, well, I could fit in this car
without a problem, I'm sure you could. However, having somebody
your size, no offense, in this car puts my safety
and the safety of the vehicle and other people at risk,
and I don't want to take that chance. I'm sorry. Yeah,

(20:08):
I have a nice day. Here's a bus pass. Yeah,
I mean the empathetic, loving way, in my opinion approach
it is to figure it out so people that are
fat can also take an uber. So what you're saying,
at least what I'm understanding anyway, is carrie a toolbox
with you in case you have to take that seat out.

(20:29):
Remember in police academy where Bubba was learning how to drive,
and I had to take the front seat out so
we can sit in the bag. Tell everybody who that is,
because I believe it or not you're referencing a movie
that's forty years old or was it? Like Bubba Smith,
he's a basketball player, but he was in this movie
and he's got to be seven to one. Yeah, at
least Bubba Smith football defensive okay, and played for the

(20:53):
Baltimore Colts. If in the Oakland Raiders and the Houston Oilers,
big massive of those teams don't exist anymore. Six seven
is welcome? How tall he was? How much did he weigh?
Let's find out real quick. Two hundred and sixty six pounds,
So you're six seven, two hundred and sixty six pounds,
massive dude, right Like, he walks into a room and

(21:18):
everything gets eclipsed. You know he's there. So in Police Academy,
the movie from the eighties that I'm referencing because I'm
old af like that, he was trying to learn how
to drive. He never knew how to drive, so they
gave him one of the other people's cars and he
had to take the front seat out wasn't his partner
like a tiny person, and he had to sit in
the back seat because he was so tall in order

(21:40):
to drive. So what you're saying, at least what I'm
hearing he say, is like, if you're gonna do whatever
it takes to accommodate a person of such girth to
be able to get into your vehicle, you're gonna have
to take it to a seat out. I'm saying. I'm
definitely not saying what a movie did for comedic relief
is the answer. I'm saying that if you want to

(22:01):
be a Christian person and lead with love, the answer isn't.
I'm sorry, truth hurts. I'm sorry, listen. I'm just saying,
if you want to live a Christian life and lead
with love like JC, the answer you'd think JC would
be like, I'm real sorry, Fatty, Maybe not so much.
The Fatty party be like, I'm sorry, sister, but I can't.

(22:23):
I can't allow you in my vehicle. You just won't fit.
Somebody texted in saying losing weight is easier than quitting smoking. Yea,
how you doing with that?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Lindsay right, Like, I I was able to lose weight
way easier than I still smoke.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you haven't lost all
the weight you've wanted. No, Yeah, that's what I'm saying,
But you did change smoking and went to vaping.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, to imply.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
One thing's easier to quit than another is a really
silly thing to say, because that's like going the beach
is better than mountains. Your experience was that safety she
wouldn't be able to fasten a seatbelt. That is true.
I don't know that. I gotta be honest. I know
you think I'm fat. I've never been in a situation

(23:14):
where I need an extender, so I cannot speak to
if it works in a car or not. Right, right,
but unless you carry, And maybe that's something that you
should probably do as an uber or lyft driver, is
have some seat belt extensions for those incidents, or maybe
have a mini van and take the second row out.

(23:35):
I know, Fireman, that one of the biggest calls they
go on to go on besides car rex is transporting
fat people, right or assisting a fat person out of
their bed sometimes, And I'm saying it on television, Jerry Springer,
you know they got to take a wall out and
grab a forklift to get these big people out of
their bedrooms. Think of what's seating Gilbert Grape. When Mamma died,

(23:56):
you know, they just burn the house with her in it. Yeah,
but they were also not real smart individuals. Somebody texts
this into that I thought was in Seriously, have you
guys ever noticed that largely huge people love to cram
themselves into it bitty bitty cars. Well, I don't Well,
I don't know if that's true. They may only financially
be able to afford those cars. So what we're in

(24:20):
is we need to make cheaper cars for larger people.
I'm just saying, usually the smaller cars are the cheaper car, right, absolutely,
it isn't they go. Man, I'm fat and I love
a good cozy car. I feel real saying from snugging
this car, it's like I'm wearing a car. Well, I

(24:40):
can eliminate clown from the career, right because no one
else is getting in this car. I saw the thing
online that was like, do you know how clowns fit
all those people into cars? The trick? Do either one
of you know? No? I didn't either, And the answer
is there's no trick. They just crams many people into
the Car's possible. We used to do that high school man. No,

(25:04):
like more than that. I think the most we gathered
it was a Honda Civic. It's like a ninety five
Honda Civic and we got thirteen what people in that car? Yeah,
and rolling around like that, including the trunk or no,
no trunk, just in the front and back seat sat down.
Just in the cabin area, yeah, just in the cabin area.

(25:27):
People laying on top of people, scrunched up on top
of each other. Dude, death. Thing was packed. It was awesome.
The app should have a feature for height weight for
vehicle selection. Should you have to enter your weight into
an app and they have to know your weight, I
don't hate maybe not in your your weight exact number.

(25:48):
I don't think that there needs to be something.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I think, yeah, it would work.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I don't think. I don't think they should be asking
your weight. That's a little over thet No, just like
what what body type? That's how you because you have
your selections body type small, medium, people are royal, honest
or just.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
A simple question of are you under three hundred pounds?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
What if you're on your period? Oh god, I'm just bloated,
bloated right now? Oh god, I've got my winter coat on.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Is your group of people you're traveling with under a
certain amount?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
So I gotta be like, gosh, yeah, who is well?
Is your way? No, you can't go, Sorry, you're walking
all right? We gotta take a break. We'll be back.

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In ninety set of five, AMoD.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Man steals car and drives to sheets to rob them.
This happened in Hagerstown, Maryland, or Twenty seven year old
Antonius Damond Bizzard Junior was arrested by police on January
twenty sixth for the theft of a twenty fourteen Dodge
Avenger and a robbery at Sheet's convenience store. What had happened?

(27:51):
Bizards stopped a couple who were driving in their avenger.
He opened the door of the dodge and he ordered
the two victims out of the vehicle. And while there
was no known weapon involved, the occupants feared there might
be one, so they get out. Bizard allegedly got into
the driver's seat took the vehicle to Sheet's convenience store,

(28:12):
where he went behind the counter, ordering employees to open
the registers. He got nearly nine hundred dollars in cash,
along with two packs of cigarettes, not cartons but packs.
Officers located the stolen vehicle at a gas pump then
observed Bizard exiting the store. Bizzard saw the officers and

(28:33):
attempted to flee on foot, but was quickly apprehended. He
was transported to the Washington County Detention Center where he's
being held without bond, and he's charged with robbery, motor
vehicle theft, theft fifteen hundred dollars to under twenty five
thousand dollars, theft one hundred to fifteen hundred dollars, and

(28:54):
rogue and vagabond.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yo this Sheet's place, the ice cream looks sick. There
are pizza they do like the lunch room pizza like
the squares. Oh yeah, they call them flats. It looks good.
It's a convenience store chain, Tater Tots. Yeah, I'm in
sorry qt. I'm just saying it's it's just it's just different.

(29:20):
I'm not it's just different. It's just I'm just seeing
what's out there.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
And it's a family owned company, aren't they. They aren't
they all?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, I love them companies. No, No, we're family owned
and I know plenty of families that suck. So we're
these sheets. Yeah, it looks good, right, Yeah. I think
it's like an East Coast thing. Okay. Yeah. Their headquarters
is in Altoona, Pennsylvania. Most are Virginia, Maryland, Ohio, Virginia,

(29:53):
North Carolina, Michigan. Okay, so it's a north Northeastern quick trip,
is all it is. Okay, Okay, Well, next time I'm
in that side of the country, I've stopped buying hiss
oh Ohio.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, that quite a few of them in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Deputy accused of smuggling drugs. So this comes out of
Florida where a Miami Dade Sheriff's deputy, Francisco Melo, he
was taking a cruise and I guess police got a
tip that, like, hey, Francisco, here's taking some drugs on
his trip with him. So they stop him at the

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port before he gets on the ship, and the canine
officers starts sniffing around and they found sixty six zero
ecstasy pills that were disguised as skittles candy. Found him
in a skittles bang anyway, so they went ahead, seized
the skittles, they arrested him. He they arrested him on

(30:57):
the spot, relieved him of his duties right there, and
he's getting charged with possession and sail and trafficking of
a controlled substance. Okay, hear me out. He's going on
a cruise. Yes, he wants to enjoy himself on the cruise.
That was my first thought. You lose me at sixty exactly.

(31:17):
Ten okay, maybe twenty okay. Yeah, if he's like a
week long cruise and he has a high tolerance six,
you know, in a setting, that's enough for the whole troop. Yeah,
but when we get into twenty thirty, forty fifty, you

(31:37):
lose me.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Well, he figured, you know, he's probably gonna meet somebody
that wants to party too, so he's got to have
back up.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I mean I might was it a singles Was it
a pineapple cruise? Right? Because those exist?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
And how long of the cruise was it?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
But again, listen, it would be illegal either way. I'm
just trying to understand it. But when you take sixty,
it feels like distribution at that point. Oh yeah, I've
read this long time ago that they are really cracking
down on even bringing like THCHC vape pens on the
cruise with you. Like, they'll leave you and if like,
let's say you go to Jamaica and you pick up

(32:12):
some Jamaican ty stick because you want to take it
back to the States with you, They'll leave your ass
there in Jamaica and you got to find your own
way back home. They will get you back on the ship.
Oh if you get caught with and there's dogs in
line sniffing around, Oh yeah, it's just like an airport.
Because we're going on that Disney cruise. I've been nerding
out reading about stuff, and they go through your bags

(32:35):
so weird, pulling out your panties and everything. I don't
know if they I think that's more of a relative term.
I don't know if their hands on but like you
can't bring certain extension cords. Really, yeah, because of the
ship's power or whatever. So yeah, they are very being
very diligent and aggressive. Women arrested on a list of
fifteen charges. This happened in Colorado, where deputies tried to

(32:59):
talk to a twenty four year old bridget Faucet, but
she ran and while searching, they pulled over a vehicle
driving in the same neighborhood without its headlights on, and
it was her. She ended up giving a fake name,
but they figured out who it was. She was charged
with fifteen different crimes, including second degree burglary, false reporting

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of identifying information, theft, three counts each of reckless driving
and careless driving, two counts of speeding thirty miles per
hour or over the speed limit, driving while impaired, and
driving under restraint. And she looks like she is on
the mess See definitely, definitely I saw that mug shot

(33:40):
and that's the first thing that came to my pock
marks all over face where she'd been picking in the
mirror trying to get the bugs up from she so
she saw them, ran broke into a home while she
was there, stole some stuff there, took the car took
off while she was you know, doing Reese. They were,

(34:01):
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Speaker 2 (34:48):
The NFL Pro Bowl roster is shaping up. Steelers veteran
quarterback Russell Wilson and Patriots rookie gunslinger Drake May. We're
named to the AFC roster on Tuesday, very place Bill Starr,
Josh Allen and Ravens Dynamic QB Lamar Jackson. Wilson's making
his tenth Pro Bowl appearance and is the first Pittsburgh

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May is the second rookie quarterback in New England's recent
history to make the exhibition game, after Mac Jones represented
the team back in twenty twenty one. Meanwhile, Buccaneers veterans
signal caller Baker Mayfield earned a spot on the NFC
roster in place of Commander's rookie Jaden Daniels. The Pro

(35:30):
Bowl kicks off from Orlando on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I gotta be honest, I have thoroughly enjoyed the last
twenty four hours of Sad Josh Allen and somebody put
together all the post press conferences of championship games where
they played the Chiefs. Yeah, but I don't know why
he's not playing the Pro Bowl.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, Patriots, because.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
It's the only game he's going to play in February.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
The Patriots continue to make changes to their coaching staff.
According to ESPN says coach Brian Belichick will not return
to the team. Bilichick is the youngest son of former
head coach Bill Belichick, had spent the past five seasons
coaching safeties in New England. He joined the organization as
a personal assistant in twenty sixteen before becoming a coaching

(36:15):
assistant in twenty seventeen. New Pat's head coach Mike Rabel
is also choosing not to bring back cornerbacks coach Mike
Pellegrino Rabel replaces Jared Mayo after the Patriots went four
and thirteen for a second straight season.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, this is the least news news story ever. Everybody
knew he was going to go be with his dad
in North Carolina. They knew he wasn't gonna stay right.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Star player on the Browns won't leave the team this offseason.
That's according to general manager Andrew Barry, who told the
media yesterday that Miles Garrett isn't going to be traded
and it can be put on the record. The pass
rusher has two years left on a five year, one
hundred and twenty five million dollar extension he signed back
twenty Garrett racked up fourteen sacks and three forced fumbles

(37:04):
to go with forty seven total tackles this season. The
twenty nine year old has been part of a trade
speculation after the Browns finished with a three and fourteen
record and will be without star quarterback Deshaun Watson for
a significant time next season.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Oh, Deshaun Watson's screw is over. They've already established that
they caught him on a video jumping up and down
and with his post achilles surgery, can't do that. Man
and he re injured. It get dumb ass. They might
have to trade him. Don't be shocked if you see
him go to Dallas. Ooh Miles Garrett, oh oh oh Okay,

(37:38):
don't be shocked because guess what Cleveland needs a quarterback.

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Linsen Linsen Linsen Lenzen l and ds Y Lindsay Lindsey Lindsey.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
And the ESK Why Mancy you got a kid? Because
something feels something licking me. On Monday, I posted on
our Facebook page, what's something that you were afraid to try,
but once you did it, you became addicted to it?
And I got some good responses. I did something new

(39:22):
over the weekend, and I won't tell you exactly what
that is yet, but I want to run down some
of the things that people tried when they were scared
to do it at first, but then we're addicted. Melinda
said jiu jitsu, which I mean you.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Can big advocate of.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I think everyone should do it, men or women.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I think it would be fun to try at least
once see what happens. I mean I was nervous about boxing,
and when I did that and loved.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
It, I think you got to do like, if you're
a woman, you got to do it anyone. I think
you got to try it, go for like ten times.
And if it's a if you're a female, I think
you should go to a woman's only role group in
the beginning. Okay, so you don't have to deal with
gimpies because they exist. Right, you're a girl, you'll go

(40:13):
to jiu jitsu and I guarantee afterwards you'll get a
Instagram or Facebook message, Hey, thanks for the role Las
wrathel one with the other day.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Right, Tia said shooting. She said she took a class
to get comfortable with guns.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Okay, yeah, just shooting.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Not shooting guns. Right. Yeah, And she says she loves
it now. It's a big stress release for her. And
I totally could see.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
That when we had an arrangement with the shooting academy
and going out there and shooting it was. I loved it.
I went a lot and even considering doing competitive shooting,
and then I realized I had to buy my bullets,
and I was like.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, they're expensive. Someone said cruising like.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Ship on a ship or on the streets.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I'm assuming it's I'm assuming and I'm on a big boat.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I don't know. I don't know, especially people that have
like classic cars.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Yeah, right, that's true.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I do have a friend of mine, an old neighbor,
her and her husband one on one cruise and then
they booked their second cruise within nine months of their
first one and now they go two sometimes three times
a year, every single year.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
It's it can get really crazy, Like my mom wants
to go on a trip and we're trying to figure
out what that's going to be, just her and eye
and you can do a like four day cruise on
Royal Caribbean for four hundred dollars each. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, And they find those deals all of the time.
They had one booked in twenty twenty and during the pandemic,
of course, got canceled and they said, listen, we're going
to not only refund your trip, but give you twenty
percent off of your next one.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
And they want to keep they want to show you.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, and they get the upgrades and all of that.
How would you not get addicted to it? I guess
someone else said sushi. Jeremy says, sushi. Yes, I was
afraid to try sushi. I it wasn't a big thing
in Indiana, of course, no close oceans, and even here,
you know, think about it, and I've actually had some

(42:19):
of the best sushi I've ever eaten in Oklahoma. But
it wasn't until I started dating Kevin that he was like,
you want to try some sushi. I'm like, oh, no bait,
right right.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I the number of people that I've introduced sushi to
or they had that negative attitude, I can't think of
one that hated it afterwards.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
The only one that I can think is my mother.
She despises it. Whatever someone else said, running a five k,
they can have that.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I mean, it's pretty fun.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yes, it's pretty fun when you get done with it.
Maybe not the process, but when it's over, you're like,
I ran a five k, yeah, and they serve beer
at the end. I've heard that be awesome about just
like running in general, you know, just running in general.
It sucks to start out, but once you get into it,
it's it's really really nice. I've said this before that
running people hate it because they're like, oh, who wants

(43:15):
to go do that? It's the idea as you get older,
you don't deal with much adversity like that that you
have to push through in that way, and so it
is a way to be in control of the adversity
and you go, I can do this. This is hard.
I don't want to do it. Nobody's ever went for
a run and afterwards been like, well that was stupid.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Right, I don't feel good now. Yeah, yeah, no, I've
heard feel great. Yeah, obviously it's really great for you.
I just usually can't run unless someone's chasing me.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
No, I get the joke.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, someone said nasal spray, and someone commented after that,
affron nasal spray. And I have heard this.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yo, if you've got a stuff he knows, uh huh,
go buy affron so you can sleep. It is a
game changer. Dot dot dot. I don't like the way
it makes me feel, because it does open up your
sinuses and everything, so you can sleep, but I don't
like the way it makes me feel. I just feel
off and you cannot you're not supposed to take it

(44:14):
more than three days in a row, and then after
that it's danger. Will Watt Robinson.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
So this guy says, I never ever thought about putting
anything in my nose. A few years ago, my sinuses
got super stuffy. My wife said, here, try this and boom,
that stuff worked instantly. Oh it's still it was like crack. Yeah,
says I was hooked. Not that I've ever tried crack,
but it was like that. Every time I got a
little stuffy, and like multiple times a day, I used

(44:40):
that stuff. I started buying that every chance I got.
I had one in my car, my wife's car, car,
in the bathroom, in my sock drawer, and even in
my work truck, plus the one I carried around in
my pocket. Then one time I got a serious sinus
infection and the doctor said it was more than likely
caused from two too much affron. I had to wean

(45:02):
myself off of that. I still miss it. I got
a secret one that I use every now and then.
I just can't let it go.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Why are you here today? Well, I had a cocaine habit.
Why are you here today? Heroin? Why are you here today? Alcohol?
Why are you here today? Afron?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
The nose spray listen.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
And like Flonse, game changer. And then there's another one.
It's a tinier bottle. It's called bezufredriden Fedrin. I forget
what it is, but it's a for me. It is
an absolute game changer.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I still have a problem with sinus sprays, like I
like tough to use them. It'll burn at Maybe I
just haven't found the right one. Nasal Court is the
latest one that I have tried, and I didn't help much.
This one guy says, uh, I know how to get
yourself off of the afron. I can't go without using it.

(45:56):
Now I feel like I can't breathe and start panicking.
It's a green nart kind from the dollar tree.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Still laughing, but I hear you.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah right, no, man.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Just do the version.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, he says, it's only a dollar thirty five. So
for us addicts, it's great.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Someone said Copenhagen chew huh yeah, afraid to try it
and then got addicted. I no, I can't even kiss
someone after they've chewed or have chew in their mouth.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Gross me. Either does your husband or has he chewed.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Not that I'm aware of, Maybe hunting or fishing, if
he ran out of vape juice or in the past
a cigarette. If someone was okay yeah. Someone else said tattoos.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah, people that I know who have tattoos.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
And what's the worst we've asked people to do?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
This is what's something you were afraid to do and
then once you did it, you got addicted to it.
Someone said Gooba diving, okay, yeah, lots of sushi's are
up here. So on Saturday, my girlfriend Kimberly who you
all know, she and I went and did something new. Well,

(47:16):
it was new to her, it was new to me,
something that I've always been kind of scared about doing.
And we actually we're in the same room together and
we recorded what I did, got audio, and I want
to see if you guys can guess what I had

(47:37):
done for the first time, what I tried for the
first time. Take a listen.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
I feel like that's always the getter.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
That's nice, and then you remember what comes up. Yeah, m.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Any guesses.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I mean, I hope you're not waxing your ass cheek.
I was thinking of a beaver. Uh, okay, either one
of those, Yeah, both of them. You're waxing your ass cheek,
both of them, both cheeks, or ever you had a
hairy ass.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I mean I got a lot of hair, so it
pretty much grows everywhere. I had laser hair removal back
in the days. Yeah, that would have been way too painful.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I thought, Okay, you're sitting around on a Saturday and
your friend that likes to poop at your house is like,
you know, we should do something about your hairy ass.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
No, she she gets she gets waxed. And I said,
I've never done that besides getting my eyebrows waxed in
the past that I've never done that. I've always been
interested in it.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
So you've never had any wax sing at all anywhere?
Oh okay, yeah, okay, because I know I know women
that obviously get waxed, right, and I know women that
get Brazilians. And it's only in the recent that I've
realized that women also get the starfish wax. That's like
the thing too. But I'm hearing you say the actual

(49:27):
butt cheeks.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yeah, huh okay. And she was like, well, my girl
do that, and I said she will, and she was like, sure,
We'll make an appointment and I'll take you and you
can get it done. And I was super nervous. I
actually before we went, I had myself a vodkatonic at
home and I was like just to call. I was

(49:50):
so nervous, I really was. I thought it was gonna
be super painful. What time was it like four o'clock
in the afternoon and so in the morning. What you
never know, and what's funny is I did not know
exactly what to expect. So you go into the room.
I went to let her rip an ink and this like,

(50:11):
I'm at Amy, who who does that she was. I
said okay. She's like, you're up, and I said, do
I just hop on the table like in doggie style position?
I had no idea and she's like, oh, absolutely not. No, no, no, no,
You're just gonna lay on your stomach and she talks
to you and talks to you and talks to you
so you don't realize when it's.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Coming because they're professionals.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Oh and uh. Then she was like, okay, flip over,
and I did. And then it's legs up straight up
in the air. And that part was actually not as
bad as the cheeks, and so I was like this,
what really wasn't so bad? And it took about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
And ye, John, and how old are you?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
By the way, forty three?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm just imagining there are some women out there at
forty three that are like hearing you do this for
the first time at forty three? Did your husband know
you were doing this?

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Did he watch?

Speaker 7 (51:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
He wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
And what was his reaction after the new Hardwoods?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
He loved it. He was, yeah, that's nice and I
I love it.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
What about what about not getting his ring caught in
your ass? Hair?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Right? Perfect. So I go ahead and when I was done,
I schedule my next appointments.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
This.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Yeah, so I'm like, this is definitely what was I
waiting for. It's a game changer.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yes, so nice. It's like they should have a whole
crew industry for it, right, like people should be doing
it for a long time, right.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Absolutely, So, don't be afraid to try something new, because,
like me, you just might like it.

Speaker 8 (51:48):
Linsen Linsen, Linsen, Linzen, l and ds Why Lindsay, Lindsay,
Lindsay and the sky Man.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
You gotta cat because I feel something lacking me.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next DAX The Big Bad Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh KMOD. You can also text DMMS
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five. Let's play a game because on February eighth,
which is very soon be a week from Saturday, we
got a parent tickets see Theory of a Dead Man

(52:53):
Unplugged with Aaron Jones. I believe is the opener, Who's
pretty awesome. Saturday, February eighth, at the Tulsa Theater. Tickets
available to them. We're gonna play pick the flick. Current
record is well covin greatness strikes again as I am
in the lead with two, Lindsay has one, and you
got a big old goose, say last week's winter. That'd

(53:13):
be me because I'm a loss. Corbyn and Lindsay at
nine one eight four six, oh K, m O D
nine one eight four six oh kmod call up, decide
Who's gonna be your clue giver? Whoever gets the most
right winning tickets to see Theory of a Dead Man unplugged.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Marcus? Marcus,
how are you today? I'm good, good buddy. Who do
you want to give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Let's go with Corbin Corbyn.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yep, Marcus. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts
after the first clue. Are you ready? Yes? Uh, this
is a Mel Gibson movie. He paints his face blue.
He talks about freidar Correct. Uh, this is a city
in Arizona. It's also the scene of a fight gun shootout.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
It's it's also the name of something you put out
a grave site. Correct. Uh, this is a double Pointer
Bruce Lee movie Into the Dragon. Correct. This is a
Nicholas Cage movie. He I think No, this is a

(54:21):
Ashton Coocher Cameron Diaz movie where they get married in
this city. Catch me if you can't know. Happily Ever,
it's also it's also the slogan for the tourism uh
for this city.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Loss?

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
What's the city? Loss?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Vegas.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
What's their slogan? Time? Time? Time? Time time? Four is
what we got, Marcus. It could be enough for the win.
So hang on the line. Okay, all right, we'll do.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?
Gay Jake? Yes, sorry, and we're having a hard time
here you Jake, You and Lindsey have to beat four?

(55:11):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (55:13):
I am ready?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
You go al Pacino, say hello to my little Yes,
this is the girl that comes out of the well
after you watch Yes, excuse me, double pointer James Bond
look up to look up to the.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Uh huh. Next word, if you trip, you might blink down.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Uh, this has got Melakunis and she's in the pta
with a bunch of other women who are them yes,
Scott stat band Apollo. No, the name of a person Apollo,

(56:07):
boxer Apollo. Yes, this is Michael J. Fox and Mary
back to This is a long and a galaxy, long, far,
far away time.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Congratulations, Marcus, you got the win. Man. You're gonna go
see Theory of a Dead Man Unplugged, Saturday, February eighth,
Fossil Theater. Hang on the line. Okay, Jake, Sorry Jake, congratulations,
but sorry man, my mistake, Marcus. Sorry man, we lost

(56:46):
all right to better days. Have a good one. He
got it right at the end, the one that started
at all Empire strikes back, Return of the Jedi. Now
it's a ridiculous trilogy right now everything, friend, Now you

(57:06):
find out they're doing a Disney Plus version of the Janitor.
Every time you turn around there's a new character, and
you're like, oh no, yeah, it sounds like The Kick
Decorator would definitely have a spinoff.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Uh yeah, he probably would have gotten this if you
had more time. He's got deep skit, but it's a
tough one. It's not I don't know if that movie
is all that popular.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
A right truck I would have said the same thing.
You know, this is the slogan for Sin City. Yeah,
you know they say in the Hangover that this happens
except for herpes that doesn't stay there. It's a good
one too. I see what you're saying. But Skyfall being
a double pointer is wild to me. It's a James

(57:55):
Bond movie. For that to be a double pointer makes
no sense. But that one isn't pretty obscure. I think
it's pretty not. Not a lot of Ashton Kutcher Cameron
Diaz requests, No, not at all, No, because they're all
the same. Right, That movie with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron
Diaz is the same one with him and Britney Murphy.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
A Just Married, Yes it is, and Just Married was
far superior.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, it might have been a scoch better because you
get to see Europe right right, all right, we got
to take a break the record now, well the ties
Lindsay and I with two keeps you with none.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
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governments to closely monitor the development of AI, warning that
fake media can quote gradually undermine the foundations of society.
The new document about the ethics of AI says that
as in all areas where humans are called to make decisions,
the shadows of evil also looms here. Bump up the

(59:45):
I mean, okay, right, I was thinking I'll just talk
about you know, social media's bad for your kids, don't
spend time with it. AI is bad. I don't know
if you guys remember this. I remember being told sitting
in front of the TV will rot your eyes right
too close, you'll go blind. Don't watch too much TV.

(01:00:06):
It's bad for you, blah blah blah. Right. Then computers
came along, right, all while your kids played computers. It's
not good you you're playing video games. Not okay, it's
gonna take over the world. Kids will become zombies. You'll
never be a career, you'll be violent. Oh no, you
can't make money skateboard, right, And then.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Studies also came out that video games make a more
intelligent child and this and that there is right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yeah, so I kind of have this thing I go
with when this doomsday thing is said like this, like
it's so horrible. We've been all right so far, yeah
right right right, speaking of Doom's day, the clock has
moved to eighty nine seconds to midnight, closest we've ever been.
By the way, again, still got eighty nine more seconds, yeah, right,

(01:00:55):
what else do we got here? Heck Seth revokes Mark
Millie's security clearance and security detail. Millie served as chairman
of the Joint chiefs of Staff on both Trump and
Biden administrations. On Tuesday, a new Defense Secretary, Hegseth, informed
of mister Milly that he was report revoking his security
clearance and his detail. Exeth also reported directed reportedly directed

(01:01:19):
to Pentegon's new inspector General to conduct an inquiry to
see if there was enough evidence to strip the four
star general of one of his stars based on his
alleged actions to undermine the chain of command during Trump's
first term. Imagine somebody of pete headces rank trying to
take a star away from a four star general. Like

(01:01:40):
to me, that's just so I get. Now he's the
defense secretary, but his military experience is not even equal.
And is this worth is this necessary? Is this worth doing?
I know some people say he created treeson and some
people don't, But is this really the most important matter
that this guy has to deal with? You guys gotta
have something to do? What else we got? Oh? The

(01:02:00):
Chinese New Year is ushering in the Year of the Snake.
How coincidental? The lunar New Year is in an annual
fifteen day celebration observed by a board of a billion
people around the globe. The Year of the Snake symbolizes
the six animal and the Chinese zodiac cycle, and is

(01:02:21):
associated with character traits like with domin, intuition, and charm.
And lastly here Oklahoma proposal requires parents to provide immigration
status when enrolling students. Parents enrolling children Oklahoma public schools
will be required to provide proof of their child's US

(01:02:41):
citizenship or legal immigration status under a proposal rule approved
yesterday by the state Board of Education. The board voted
uh unanimously to approve the rule aimed at helping President
Trump's immigration policies. It still needs to be approved by
the legislature and the GOVNA. So don't show vaccine, show citizenship, Okay,

(01:03:02):
all right, that's what we feel like we gotta do.
I guess I'll find whatever form I need. I guess
my birth certificate. I gotta take the kids' certificate. Yes,
so I thought I had to do that anyway, to
prove there were my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Brian Schottenheimer is adding a former head coach to his
staff in Dallas. The Cowboys announced that Matt Eberflus will
take over as the team's new defensive coordinator under their
new first year coach, Hollay. Iberflus was the head of
the Chicago Bears for the past three seasons before being
fired on November twenty ninth. He went fourteen and thirty

(01:03:38):
two while leading Chicago after a strong stint as the
DC of the Indianapolis Colts from twenty eighteen to twenty
twenty one. The fifty four year old has previously served
as a Cowboys assistant under Jason Garrett for seven seasons.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
He's been recognized as Assistant in the Year multiple times
he is a defensive juggernaut. He's not a good coach,
but he's a good assistant. And this might be the
smartest thing Shottenheimmer's ever done.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
This is why I'm scared for Dan Johnson because you know, repeatedly,
it's like, we call up these guys that were never
head coaches, Matt Nagy, Matt Eberflus, and then they let
them go. Yeah, and it's like, well, we have to
do the same thing with Dan Johnson or will he
be proven to be a good head coach.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Yeah, But also plenty of people have been assistants and
become good head coaches, so it's not an automatic thing.
Chicago is their picker's broken.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
The Saints search for a new head coach has taken
another turn. Fox Sports reports that Washington O C Cliff
Kingsbury has elected not to pursue a head coaching job
this offseason and will be taking himself out of the
running for the role in New Orleans. Kingsbury is one
of the three coaches officially requested by the Saints who
have later withdrawn from their interview process. The remaining Saints

(01:04:56):
candidates are rumored to be New York Giants OC Mike Kafka,
Miami Dolphins defensive coordinator Anthony Weaver and Philadelphia Eagles OC
Kellen Moore, and former Dallas Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
McCarthy has now pulled his name and says he'll wait
till the twenty six cycle of coaching searches. It does
not want to be the coach, so keep so. Like,
think about the people Kingsbury who pulled out a couple
of other opportunities, Chicago being one of them. He's like,
I'm much happier here than trying to be responsible for
donors and sponsors and how the field looks. And I'd

(01:05:31):
rather just be the OC. And what does that say
about the Saints still looking Yeah, wild Saints are in
a horrible situation no matter whoever takes That's probably why
because they have no money. They're in a financial problem
for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
The Ravens are locking up their offensive coordinator with a
new contract. ESPN reports Baltimore's finally azing a three year
deal with OC Todd Monkin to remain with the team.
The fifty eight year old had interviewed with the Bears
and Jacksonville Jaguars for their vacant head coaching jobs earlier
in the month. He led the Ravens to their first
ever number one offensive ranking this past season, and he

(01:06:12):
joined the Ravens in twenty twenty three after serving as
the play caller for Georgia during its back to back
national championship seasons. The NBA has announced the rosters for
the Rising Stars. The Rising Stars as a tournament featuring rookies,
second year players, and NBA G League players. It will
take place Friday, February fourteenth at Chase Center in San Francisco,

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and there will be four teams consisting of seven players.
Three of the teams will consist of rookies and second
year players, while the fourth will consist of G League players.
The winner will compete in the All Star Game on Sunday,
February sixteenth at Chase Center. The eleven second year players
include San Antonio's a Victor Wambanyama, Oklahoma City's Carson Wallace,

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Houston's Amen Thompson, and Charlotte's Brandon Miller, and the ten
rookies include Memphis This Is Zach Eadie, Lakers forward Dalton connect,
Atlanta's Zachary Reza Shay, and Washington's Alex Aar. Headlining the
G League team is two times Dunk Contest champion Mac McClung,
who is a member of the Osceola Magic And that's

(01:07:17):
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the plank news, I'll read part of a headline. You
get to try and figure out what the blank part
should be. First one, blank tickets cheaper but still pricey.

(01:08:32):
Blank tickets cheaper but still pricey.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
First thought was concert tickets, Yeah, in general, maybe airline
tickets yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Uh, zoos to the zoo Zoo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
I don't know if they've gone up much.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Everything is going up inflation, yeah, meal tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Meal tickets.

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Super Bowl ticket, yeah, that makes sense because Super Bowl
is coming up soon. Yeah. Tickets to Super Bowl fifty
nine are cheaper than last year's big Game, but still
some of the most expensive and Super Bowl history. This
year we'll see the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City
Chiefs in New Orleans, a rematch of Super Bowl fifty
seven and the last stop on the Chiefs hopes to

(01:09:21):
win three Super Bowls back to back. Average ticket prices
are about seventeen hundred dollars. I'll say forty five hundred,
eight thousand dollars. I'm looking right now on vivid seats,
and it's shown anywhere between four thousand and seventeen thousand. Now,

(01:09:41):
I'm gonna guess the seventeen thousand are like the sweets.
But if you want to sit lower bowl, I'm their
seventy nine hundred fifty yard line is twelve thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Wow, God, is that before or after all the surcharges.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
That's obviously before upper level four thousand. I was at
the high school basketball game last night for my kid,
for the for where my kids go to school, and
uh the uh one of somebody that's going, their kid
goes there and their family show whatever, and we were
talking about it. He's a Chef fan, you gonna go?
And I was like, no, no, no, that absolutely not.

(01:10:20):
You're not a real fan. Then okay, I'm okay with
you get putting that tag on me? Is going no, no,
he didn't say that, but people say that sometimes when
you know, you go, that's not even to get there, right,
that's not even to eat, that's not even to have
a beverage. That's not even your hotel, Like that's a

(01:10:40):
twenty thousand dollars event.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Yeah, yeah, and to try to buy. Now, I really
think you're gonna even find a hotel to stay in.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I mean, would you want to stay in the French Quarter?
I know your answer would be yes, but the price
would be so jacked up, and then just to try
and get in and like, ah, man, I don't know. Yeah,
and listen, I love NFL games. I love going to
them live. But when you are there in the when
TV timeouts and everything like that, you're like, yeah, cheering

(01:11:10):
all this exciting and then screeching halt. You're like, dude,
to do do do do do do see yea nata
And then they come back and you're supposed to be
excited again. Yeah, holy yeah. I just went on hotels
dot com to see how much if there's rooms available, right,
and it looks like, let me let me sort this
from price low to high. Lowest price at the travel

(01:11:34):
in which is like four miles away from New Orleans,
six hundred and seventy five dollars for just the one night.
Oh that's the cheapest. Yeah. The Lakinta is six ninety
nine good load.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
And if you went to New Orleans, you left on
Friday the seventh to go to New Orleans and come
back on Monday, if there's even a flight available, Okay,
that's not that bad flights Okay, yeah, it's not horrible.
It's about if you do you know Southwest, it's like
three hundred each. Okay, well hold on coming back as

(01:12:11):
a giant pain in the dong. Okay, we'll just pick
this so coming back, So going there's about three hundred.
So it's about a thousand dollars a ticket to get there. Wow,
thousand dollars ticket just to get there. Yeah, and then
another four thousand on top of that for just one
ticket to go to the game. Yeah, and then oh good,

(01:12:32):
And I know what you're thinking. You're like, well, just drive,
it's not that far. That is true. Then how do
you get to the game? Right? What do you think
parking is going to be like during the Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
And okay, you're like, I'll call an uber, Well that's
gonna be skyrocket prices too.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're better off just watching it at home? Yes,
how much?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
And it's not like that and you don't even have
to worry about breaking your TV because the Cowboys aren't
in it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Super Bowl parking passes one hundred two dollars dang to
park right to leave your car and walk away, which
is probably that's probably a parking lot that's a few
blocks away. I don't imagine that's part like stadium barging, right, yeah, yeah,

(01:13:18):
you can probably find one for like twenty three. But
you're gonna be in in you know, in a little alley,
and you're not sure how to get there, right, yeah,
you gotta navigate. You can come out of the game,
You're like, right, Yeah, moving on. Three point eight earthquake
hits off coast of Blank. Three point eight earthquake hits

(01:13:41):
off the coast of Blank. Okay, so it's not Oklahoma, no,
as you said, coast, right, So three point eight earthquake
the coast of brimdlake.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Three point eight. I think we could feel a three
point eight Yeah you bel I mean at least your
house might shake a little, maybe or tremor you might feel.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
This is a New Orleans, maybe Texas, Arizona. I think
are somewhere into Gulf. Yeah. So, the us GS says
an earthquake was felt off the Upper East Coast yesterday morning.
A magnitude three point eight earthquake happened just after ten
thirty a m Eastern, about eight miles from Harbor, York Harbor, Maine,

(01:14:30):
which is sixty five miles north of Boston. The earthquake
was also felt in Massachusetts. Rhode Island and New Hampshire.
No tsunami watches have been issued by the National Weather Service.
There haven't been any reports of any injuries or damages, yet,
people did say they felt it. Vibrations felt during earthquakes
of a three point eight are similar to those felt

(01:14:51):
when a large truck passes by. Oh, is that ain't much?
A nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Nearly blank percent depend on a tax refund. Blank percent
depend on a tax refund. I think that's a large number.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna.

Speaker 9 (01:15:09):
Seventy five percent, seventy five I was thinking seventy five
eighty Okay, Hell, I mean nowadays you probably even say
ninety percent of the people are relying on their tax return.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Do you think we're going too high?

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
No, is it gonna be like sixteen percent?

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
No, it's gonna be higher than that, will be sixty a.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
New credit CARDA survey faging is that nearly forty percent
of taxpayers rely on their refund to get by. Among millennials,
that number goes up to fifty percent. More than half
said they need the money because everything is getting so expensive.
According to the IRS, the average refund in twenty twenty
four was a little over thirty one hundred dollars. I
would say, if you're relying on your refund, you need

(01:15:54):
to adjust how much they're taking out. Right, take that money,
put it in an account. At least you get some interest.
It won't be a lot, but you get something back. Yes,
and you know it's yours.

Speaker 6 (01:16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Blank ranked best state to retire in. Blank ranked best
state to retire in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
My first thought was Arizona.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Okay, Florida is the other retirement state. Yeah, why not Nebraska?
Nobody ever retires to Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
You don't want to be cold when you retire.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
It gives your reason have the heater up to six
degrees from hell every day.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
I mean, Florida is an obvious choice. You got heat,
you got golf course golf courses.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Just so you know, they have golf courses everywhere. Yeh,
But even in Nebraska, Florida is the best pace to
retire in twenty twenty five, that's according to a new
study by wallet hub. The Sunshine State was ranked number
one for retirement nationwide due to its low taxes for
retirees and the funding it receives for seniors from the

(01:17:04):
Older Americans Act, which funds transportation and nutrition programs for
older residents. Until yesterday. Some of the other best states
to retire include Minnesota, Colorado, and Wyoming, while Kentucky was
named the worst. Now it was broken down into cities, Tulsa,
Oklahoma City ranked one hundred and twenty three hundred and
three respectively. Okay, right, but above us cities that were

(01:17:28):
deemed better than Tulsa, Oklahoma City to retire in included Cedar, Rapids, Iowa, Mobile, Alabama, Jackson, Mississippi, Fargo,
Rapid City, Akron, Ohio, Bismarck, and Sioux Falls, all in
the Dakotas. Wow, I was shot. Now listen, Wyoming, I

(01:17:49):
get Idaho, I get Colorado, I get I know the
Dakotas are pretty for about in forty eight days. Yeah,
and then it sucks. So I was shocked that all
those states were above us. Yeah, and I've been to Jackson, Mississippi.

(01:18:13):
That's all I have to say. I've been to Mobile,
That's all I have to say. Yeah, it's there's definitely
a coast. Yeah, fake, I want.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I'm confused as to why those cold states would be
so great for retirement, unless it's just because it's so small.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
No crime there is crime everywhere? Right? Have you not
seen fargo?

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Fake no parking blank causing confusion? Fake no parking blank,
causing confusion.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
No parking signs, That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
No parking permits, no, no parking lights.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
No parking spots.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Right, that would cause confusion.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Yeah, is this a parking lot or what? There's no lines,
no parking lines.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Okay, yeah, that does make sense. That would cause a
lot of confusion. Yeah. Residents in San Francisco neighborhood say
someone is causing confusion by painting curbs red in a
likely effort to keep people from parking. Residents in the
Richmond district say someone has created fake red zones by
painting curbs without city approval along several streets. They say

(01:19:37):
it's left drivers even more confused. Due to the new
daylighting law in California that bands parking within twenty feet
of a crosswalk, crews are having to go to the
neighborhood and repaint some of the curbs gray. Again.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Wow, So like a bunch of Karens are just going out,
don't park in front of my house? Curbs red?

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Maybe? And if you you want, if you did that,
you could then just park there. Yeah, because you know
you ain't getting a ticket. But then again, aren't you
taking a chance with like the parking enforcement right and
they just go or do they just know which spot?
I don't know. I don't know. When I lived in California,

(01:20:19):
you you had to be aware of where your car
was if you parked in the street because certain days
you had to move your car. You could not set
your car and leave it for a week because they
cleaned the streets, so you'd have to beat You'd have
to move your car like every two days. It was.
It sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yeah, it was horrible to even have a car.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Then, well, you like to go places?

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Well, I mean there's so much public transportation there.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Outside of the city. You'd like to have places. Yeah,
you got the trolley. Mm hm. I used to go
on the trolley just to watch people fall, right, it's
not a joke. French AI taken offline after it told
people to eat blank French A taken offline after it
told people to eat their blankets.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
There ea d oh cruph.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Uh yes, cats as cats cats? Yes, don't they have
a problem with dogs? In Paris, a chat bot backed
by the fringe government has been taken offline because it
was giving unusual advice. In a statement, the organization said
that chat Bought Lucy is an academic research project in

(01:21:45):
its early stages that was released prematurely. When it launched Thursday,
social media lit up with users sharing the bots answers
to questions that were strange. The one that caught the
most attention was the answer here users questions about cow eggs.
The chat bot replied, cow eggs, also known as a

(01:22:06):
chicken egg, are edible, edible eggs produced by cows. Yes,
and we're worried about to take over. It also claimed
that the square root of a goat is one. In short,
not all AI chatbots are created equally. And I will
tell you this, do not take a chat bot at
its word. You put in chat GPT you go, is

(01:22:29):
the sky blue and it goes green? You might want
to understand why, right? What if this chatbot has become
self aware and it's just trolling people? What if there
are cow eggs? We don't know it yet. I mean
there are let's not be let's be clear. There are
cow eggs, right, there are cow eggs. They do leg

(01:22:53):
eggs shape, I mean they have cows. Yeah, there are
eggs inside a cow. Maybe they're real good. Yeah, I
know that sounds crazy. Yes, all right, let's you deal
with that for a while. Blank are testing the waters
with an upcoming stadium shows and a new album that

(01:23:16):
they said would have to be quote amazing Blank are
testing the waters with upcoming stadium shows and say a
new album would need to be quote amazing food fighters. Oh, Rage,
System of a Down. I can see that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
I can see that that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
A Blink Blank, Okay, Weezer. I don't think Weezer could
play a stadium show. No, they'd have to be with
someone like Blink. Yeah, I don't think Weezer could do that.
It could be a stadium show if it was like

(01:24:02):
the local little league. Stadium System of Down are testing
the waters for their upcoming tour with no firm plans
for an album. The band recently announced their first extended
run of back to back shows since twenty seventeen, with
stadium shows in South America and North America. The bassis,
whose name I will not insult, revealed that the band's

(01:24:24):
relationships have improved, leading to the decision to play some shows.
While the band will always discuss new music, There are
no concrete plans as of yet, as they want any
new material to be amazing and live up to their
past success. I think it's brilliant for them to never
do another album, and I think it's brilliant for them

(01:24:45):
to do one offs because they'll get tons of money. Absolutely. Yeah,
they stay, people will keep them in the conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Without all the hard work.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
I wish Rage would do this, even if they keep
pumping out just like singles every now and again. They
did a couple of years ago and they released like
two singles or whatnot for yeah, for Armenian causes. Yeah,
I think it would be beneficial, Like let's just say
Rage or System even Foo Fighters I think could do
this now where once a year they do a show, Yeah,
and each year they do it in a different place.

(01:25:17):
It would be massive. It would keep them relevant. Metallica
could do this. It would keep them relevant. They don't
have to do a bunch of work. They've got that power,
I think. Yeah, I've seen System due, I've seen Arena.
I've seen two Arena shows and they it was amazing.
Blank are testing the return different band, Blank are testing

(01:25:39):
their return. No way you will guess this Air supplying.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Black Eyed Peas.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Winger.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
No, they've been back, Okay, let's go John Bondovi.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
The J Giles Band. He said, we'll never guess it.
So it's gonna be something completely outscreamer like that right by.
Robert Palmer is making a comeback. Dead Okay, that's why
he's making a comeback, and it's gonna be surprised. Brave good.
Charlotte has started teasing the return in twenty twenty five
with a video posted on social media showing a domino

(01:26:18):
run effect in an abandoned room featuring past clips of
the band on old TVs. The music used in the
clip is titled quote a New Beginning and the caption
reads GC twenty twenty five. The band's most recent album,
Generation RX, was released in twenty eighteen, and they performed
together last at the When We Were Young festival in

(01:26:38):
Vegas in twenty twenty three. This year marks the twenty
fifth anniversary of the self titled debut album, and they
have one live date announced for twenty twenty five at
the Welcome to Rockville festival in Florida in May.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Huh, I can't even think of a good Charlotte song.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Oh, I bet you can't. This is in your wheelhouse
one hundred. I can't think of one at the top
of my head. I can't, but I feel like we've
got one. Oh, I'm sure. Go ahead, and we've got one.
And it is this, Oh God, fast forward. This is

(01:27:21):
uh intro violation. Yeah, let's just go straight swoom swimsco.
That's lame. It nice to be in one of their
new songs, I guess. Yeah, it's the only one we
have in the system. I know that I've heard Good

(01:27:42):
Charlotte before. I've never been a huge fan, but much
like the rest of you, Oh, that's probably Lifestyles.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Yeah, I think that was probably their best song. Okay,
we're the only one I can think of.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
I think this was a big song.

Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
It's amazing how many people in a bar will belt
that song out when it comes on and sing all
along with it. It's crazy. Yeah, uh yeah, oh, welcome
to Rockville. I was looking at the lineup. Lincoln Bark,
Green Day, Corn Shine Down, Incubus, Zombie Chains, Good Charlotte,

(01:28:42):
Marilyn Manson, Sublime, Hailstorm, three, Good Charlotte, mud Vein, Yeah,
Jimmy World. Yeah, they just need bodies. Man, they don't
have to be good. They just need to fill the bill.
I'm just saying that, like the the Trivium bullet from
Valentine Diliger, Escape Planing Reunion Show, that's huge, and then

(01:29:04):
good Charlotte, Yeah, who Newfound Glory, body Count, kill Switch, Hollywood, Undead, Insane,
clown Posse, Good Charlotte.

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Yeah, They're like, we listen, we just need somebody, anybody
to put this last band in or to fill the
entire weekend. Who are we going? Who can we get? Good?
Charlotte's not doing anything done? Put him in there. Lori
Harvey Playboy Magazine's first blank since Hiatus. Lori Harvey, Playboy
Magazine's first blank since hiatus. Uh oh okay, Like first spread,

(01:29:47):
first centerfold, Yeah yeah, first cover maybe Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
I was gonna say first pin up girl, first cover.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
I would that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
How long have they been They've been gone a while
or on hiatus?

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Yeah, say Laura Harvey, Lori Harvey, lor I. Playboy Magazine
is bringing back its print issues after stopping during the pandemic,
and its first cover model has been announced in a
collaborative post on Instagram. Playboy and Lori Harvey shared the
news about the actress and models print cover. The post

(01:30:24):
caption reads, Playboy returns to print with Lori Harvey on
the cover. The issue will be available February tenth and
is now available for pre order. I love this story
because it puts the idea that Playboy hardcover issues went
away because of the pandemic, and not that no one
bought them because everybody's online. Now, Good Morning. It's a

(01:30:55):
big mad morning show. So we aged ourselves with good
Charlotte and not remembering the song any of them. These
are dating traditions that are disappearing with newer generations. Okay,
meeting someone randomly at a bar, okay that gen x

(01:31:19):
daters tend to focus on finding a spouse or someone
like that in a bar club, and now it's more
dating is way more casual through online. Yeah, it's all
on the amps. Gen Xers believed in rom com type
of love, and newer ones don't believe in that at all.

(01:31:43):
Seeing vulnerability as a weakness, gen xers grew up being
told that being vulnerable made you weak, and showing vulnerability
is a sign of strength and it's the only way
to make a relationship last gen xers weren't given the
tools they needed to navigate complex emotions, so we just yell,
especially in our cars. Yes, this happened the other day

(01:32:06):
to me. Someone like, it's amazing what people will do
in their car when they feel like you've invaded on
their territory, like throw their arms in the air, scream.
Oh yeah, it's so wild to me. How once you're
enclosed with steel and inflatable bags, you resort to being

(01:32:29):
a child. Yeah, that's your own personal private space. You
can act and do whatever you want. No, you can,
but you look like a fool. Yeah, oh yeah, waving
and flail in your arms, paunch on the steering wheel,
especially when you're wrong. And I'm not abstained to this,
I know I do it. But I was at a

(01:32:49):
four way stop. We woke at the same time. I
was to the right of them, which makes it my
turn right, yeah, and I went to go, but they
went to go. Not only the driver, but a passenger
also did a two hands in the air, leaned forward
double Come on, I was thinking about you on my

(01:33:14):
way home yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Oh yeah. We get to the lights are out at
one sixty nine seventy first and one sixty nine right,
So they're just flashing red lights, tracking right. So we
pass on through, and I'm on the other side on
the east side of one sixty nine, and cars going
east and west just keep going turning. They're stopping right,

(01:33:35):
but they're not thinking about the people that are getting
off the highway there. This lady sat there and waited
for four different passes before she went, and I was
the one and was like, no, you go. Oh you
started directing. YEA, gonna be pissed right now, but it'll
be all right. But that poor lady sat there forever,

(01:33:56):
and I felt so bad, and I was like, just go,
just go. I'll let her go. And I knew as
soon as she started inching out into that intersection, everybody
else would have stopped right, yeah, you know, So I
was just like, just just just go, just go. You
don't need You've been sitting here for four passes already. Yeah,
you shouldn't have waited that long. I'll concede that in
that situation, it might warrant someone to help out, but

(01:34:19):
when it's just you and me at a four way stop,
I don't I don't need your help. Right again, people
behind the wheel think they know how to drive, You don't.
I'm so confident of it. I can back it up
with the thirty five people I've seen pulled over in
the last hour outside our window. He's literally never getting

(01:34:40):
back to his starting point. Keep up the good work, officers,
remember me, want to leave? Listen? Yeah, listen, as long
as you can go to court, as long as you
don't get caught speeding that time. Right, all right, we
got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
Morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
Oh yeah, he's coming right back. A Big Bad Morning
Show Elsa's Rock Station ninety seven KMOG.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning shown six. Okmod.
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. In what
might be the funniest headline I may have ever said
in the damn near twenty years of doing this show.

(01:35:43):
Nineteen year old healthcare worker slapped with felony for torquing
on disabled person's head. Oh my, what do you think?
GIMPI she young, she didn't know any better. Let's take
again or here plan not just one. I just sent
you the link so you can see her. Oh god,

(01:36:04):
that person doesn't look like they're enjoying it. I don't
want to laugh. Oh God, there's more. Yeah, she wasn't
a one and donner the bathtub? What that poor guy
or not? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
I mean he doesn't look like he's into it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
I don't think he gets a vote. Yeah, that is true.
I think they're so incapacitated. They don't know now whether
they're drugged or mentally unstable. Who knows. But that ain't right.
That ain't right at all.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Oh why does she look so proud in her mugshot?

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Because she is. She's turky. He thinks this is hilarious.
There is a video that we can't play on the air,
and it is a video of an old man in
an old folks home and the woman's like, I'm I'm
here to change your diaper and he says, no, I

(01:36:58):
want you to brush my teeth. And he isn't talking
about his teeth, they're using no different term. And she's like, well,
I don't I'm not doing that. He's like, he's like annoyed. Yeah,
And you're trying to figure out is he like mentally
not okay? Or is this just a guy who needs

(01:37:19):
touched right? I think it's the latter. Yeah, but at
one point she goes, now, I can change diaper or no,
do you want something to drink or something? And he
goes no, like he's not like he responds as if
she's not listening to him, and he goes, no, I
want someone to brush my teeth. It's so funny. This

(01:37:44):
reeks of that as well, the idea of that. Like, well,
I guess in the opposite direction. Yeah. This nineteen year
old girl in Georgia, she went viral after torquing on
top of a disabled person's head. She's now charged with
a felony. She's facing a charge of exploitation of a

(01:38:05):
disabled person in connection to the alleged incident, which was
filmed and posted on social media by the young woman,
who could be seen on the video in her scrubs
and a stethoscope quote. On January twenty third, twenty twenty five,
the Loganville Police Department was made aware of a viral
video posted to social media depicting a female dancing in
a provocative manner above a disabled person who was seated

(01:38:28):
in a chair. A criminal investigation was initiated and literally
the fastest case closed ever. I added that part which
resulted in the execution this morning of both a search
weren't and arrest weren't for the female. Please say they
were tipped off about the woman's video after it racked
up countless videos on TikTok before being deleted. According to

(01:38:49):
a local TV station, They reported that viewers called and
messaged in saying that the woman also made a dancing
video with a man seated in a bathtub, but has
yet to be confirmed by plaice, which we just watched.
It looks like she's given a medication at the one
of the time. She's either putting skittles in his mouth
or more valume so he can continue to sit there

(01:39:11):
drugged up while she rubs her ass on his head.
Police chief told a TV station that the video with
the man in the chair was enough to charge her.
Quote when I watched it, disgusted is the only word
I know. End quote. He is disabled and then making
the video and posting it to social media for your

(01:39:31):
own benefit is the exploitation of that person. Well, the
line of people that exploit people to post by posting
a video online is a long list. She's been held
in jail as police wide whether to also charge her
for the second video. Quote. We're looking at both of them,
he said, over and over again, a bunch of us

(01:39:53):
around a table, deciding We're gonna look at it again. Tomorrow.
I'll try to make another decision, and then we'll get
together again later. The alleged victims have been checked on
by authorities and are reportedly not in any danger. Investigators
believe this is part of an in home adult daycare program.
It's unclear if she is licensed and whether there are

(01:40:14):
additional victims quote. The investigation is still ongoing. I don't
know about you guys, and I have no plans to
do this, but if I needed to put a loved
one into a home, I'm going to make the assumption
that if that place is licensed by the state, they
are doing diligence to hire reputable people.

Speaker 6 (01:40:35):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
But there are only so many questions you can ask
that can ensure that to be true. Yeah, and you
know what we kind of talked about this yesterday. Any
time you asked so many questions, they'll tell you you
gave you the answers you want to hear, So you
really don't know you can ask all the questions you
want about this. You know, facility and yeah, yeah, this
is great, And the next thing you know, you got
Ben Stiller's working on your grandma's head. That's not even

(01:40:58):
that's different, ben Stiller nefarious. I would argue that in
this case, if we talked to her, she probably believed
she was making their day. Oh yeah, sure, when they
clearly look miserable but out of it, right, I just
don't know. Maybe maybe they are enjoying it, but they

(01:41:21):
can't speak, They can't tell us. What if he she
asked them and they said yes, or some discernible sound
that also sounded like yes. Was that again? What if
the people responsible for her made some statement like, hey,

(01:41:42):
do what you have to to make them comfortable and happy,
and he goes and she goes, Ah, guys like twerking.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
And their heads rubbed?

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
Right, yes, right? Give them a lamp dance, then she
might I don't dance, she just had trouble filming that part.
I'm just I don't agree with this. This is wrong
in so many levels. Whether they agreed to it or not.
She is the responsible party here, she should know better.
I'm just saying that maybe there's a world where she

(01:42:16):
thought she was doing a good thing, or she was
making trying to make them happy, or maybe they're like,
I don't want to get in the bath, and she goes,
well to work on you, right? Sure not that that's okay?

Speaker 8 (01:42:31):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
What are you gonna do? Whatever it takes. I can't
imagine she was like, she was like, hold on, hold
on and and and here's the thought. Here's the thought.
Maybe the other people in the home are jealous. Oh

(01:42:53):
and they reported her, Yes, because ain't nobody bouncing on
their head? Yeah? I don't think so, Tim. I just
can't buy it. I can't buy it. I believe that
she's thought, this is gonna be hilarious. I'm gonna post
this on the tictok, and I'm gonna get so many
views and I'm gonna go viral, and I ain't gotta
work at this, God for sake of place, no more.

(01:43:14):
I love this text. I love this. If I'm in
a retirement home or a disabled home, I will not
press charges on a girl that wants to tork on me.
That's the type of home I want to go to.
Excellent statement, sir, Now tell me about it. If it's
your son, right right, or if it's your mother. If
it's your mom and does that make it worse? I

(01:43:35):
think so. I mean is saying, but when you think
about some guy gyrating his schlong on your mama's head,
he is so saying, right, yes, it's worse, but it's
but no, like if it's a girl doing it. Do

(01:43:56):
you think an argument she might have is I was closed, right,
it wasn't my naked ass. I wasn't naked. But we
don't know if you had Chipotle last night or not.
And to be fair, I don't know if she's torking.
I can't tell. It does look like she's doing what
my brother used to do me, which is trying to
sit on my head. It does not look like torky.

(01:44:18):
It doesn't. I thought torking was the ass goes up
and down, right.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
I mean she is moving up and down.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Yeah, and yeah, there's no towerk interest. She's just gyrating
on these people's heads. And one of them she's sitting
on like a a like on a counter and kind
of just sits. She more sits on their head than
does anything else.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Yeah, I think she's standing on his wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
I'm having surgery in a couple of weeks. I think
I'm gonna ask my wife to give me medicine this way, dude,
that's terrible, Okay. And also this this night teen year
old child, which I could go off on a tangent
to on that nineteen year old children shouldn't be taking

(01:45:06):
care of disabled people. I'm sure she's had training what
a year? Yeah. Nonetheless, Uh, she's gonna have an only fans.
That's gonna be popping. That's what the kids say, at least. Yeah,
she's just got to wear nurses outfits, that's it. And
then no rub her butt on people. Yeah, and the

(01:45:27):
part where you can see she ain't got her wig on.
She looks like a five, but on the other one
she's a seven. Yeah, so she easily could have an
only fans anyway, Still one of the best headlines ever.
I'll read it to you if you just join this
nineteen year old healthcare worker slap with felony for torquing

(01:45:48):
on disabled person's head. Take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 7 (01:45:50):
Tilsa's Morning Show continues next with a Big Man Morning
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Speaker 6 (01:46:15):
I'm a.

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It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Lindsay, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
I learned that the Year of the Snake begins today,
So embrace your inner serpent. Occasionally scare your neighbors. Shed
old habits, new year, new slate. And it's a good
thing to try something new because you may love it
and make it a healthy habit. Unless that's something is crack.
Don't try crack.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Thanks Whitney Gimp. What'd you learn today? I learned that
Lindsay had a friend come over to wax that ass.
And I also learn that gen xers be like, I'm
very upset, well how I'm acting right now, and I
just have a very hard time control of my emotions.
So again, I'm very sorry, Kinny Powers. I learned Lindsay's

(01:47:09):
got a hairy ass. Sorry had I also learned outside
the nursing home as a sign that said heroes torqu
here Corpin saying make sure that dishwashers right, and I'm saddy.
Can I get a call? It should be no.

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