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(03:11):
Did you party too? Ours? So much fun? And then
in a minute your voice will be completely fine. I
know those people. Yeah right, yeah right, I can't come
in today. I'm feeling sick. Too much fun that could
I was. I was singing to the top of my

(03:31):
lungs when Adidas came on, right, I was blasting it out,
and then I'll realize, Oh, why should probably dial that
back a little bit. I'm going to need this thing
in the morning. Yeah. I really enjoyed Coajira and I,
which I found out means Godzilla. You didn't know that, huh?

(03:52):
I did not? Oh, Goshi Ra, that's that's how it
came about. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if that's
how it came about. If you watch those old Godzilla movies,
you know where you know they're trying to imitate the
Asian dialect. That's how it come out. Yeah. Yeah, Nonetheless,

(04:12):
I found myself wanting to scream and cheer right and
was like, eh, I've learned that long ago. Like it
can slide away from you, pretty fat. You can't have
too much fun at a show, no, not, not if
you've got to use your your voice like we do. Yeah,
you know, if you're working at McDonald's drive through or

(04:32):
you know, stocking stuff on a shelf a target, Yeah
you could. You could rock your ass off all night long. Yeah.
The Corn Show last night pretty awesome. Good. I thought
everybody was well behaved. I thought it was a good crowd. Yeah,
what would it make it not well behaved? Sometimes people
are just a little overly rowdy. Okay, not to pick
on any particular show, but Metallica comes to mind. I've

(04:54):
seen people be a little over the top of Metallica,
just like get so drunk and have so much like
the really into it that they forget there's other people
around them. Slip knot. I can see that happening. MMA
fights totally could see that, great example happening. I've seen
it at wrestling. Okay, So but I thought everybody's like, yeah,
we're just here to have good time. Ain't nobody be

(05:15):
too ridiculous, like we got school in the Morning's right,
it's only Wednesday. Guns. Yeah. I was also enjoying the
diverse age yeah, range. Yeah, and they had I don't
know if you were still there for them now you weren't.
Corn had mentioned that because they're celebrating thirty years of Corn,
right and uh and so he had Jonathan had mentioned

(05:38):
how all us old efforts or whatever out there, thank
you very much, you were there from the beginning, blah
blah blah. And then uh, I think it was it
was blind, I think is what they were playing whatever
going into And he's like, and all you other kids
when this, when this album came out, you weren't even
born yet. So yeah, there was a lot of different

(06:00):
age groups there, and I think that's awesome when a
band has that. Yeah, it's not just one particular demographic. Yeah,
and he doesn't move around the stage like he used to.
Now he ain't old, no, but he is fifty three.
I was gonna ask if you knew how old he was. Yeah. Yeah,
And he may have it for like one or two songs,
but at least he's not sitting down doing the show

(06:23):
like some artists do. Some artists do that, well, Auzzie's
one of them. Ah, like you just went to the extreme.
That's just the first one that popped into my head.
I can't think of one, and I don't think Hey,
Williams Junior is another one. Loretta Lynn's the only artist
I've ever seen sit down for a show. Okay, well
this last born and raised Hank Junior bo cephas he

(06:47):
sat down for most of it. He did get up
and kind of move around a little bit, but not
not a whole lot. Who's pushing these cats that you're
so old that you got to sit here? Like I'm
I need to rest and like, well, can you just
sit down and sing right? Which is a different type
of singing for the record, Oh, absolutely different pressure and
diaphragm being pushed on. Yeah yeah yeah. Loretta lnuent like,

(07:12):
oh that's sweet. Yeah. So you see it with like
a male one, You're like, eh, yep, pussy, you know,
I'm seventy seven. Who cares? It could be worse. It
could be Frankie Valley if you've seen some of those
news Oh my god, it was on the TikTok and
you probably find them out there some of Frankie Valley's
latest shows. You're like, one, how is this guy still alive? Two?

(07:36):
He ain't singing. That's not him. He's going he's walking
up there. He got a microphone in his hand. His
lips are not moving. You know. That's not his voice
his current voice. One yeah, yeah, yeah, I just wanted
to check it real quick. And I'm just like, holy cow,
who is making this guy continue to perform at ninety

(07:59):
two years? All right? So this is him. He's walking
around the stage. He is old. That is true. Yeah,
and so I I this is completely unscreen. I just
checked to make sure it was audio. Oh no, oh no, right, okay,

(08:20):
So I gotta describe what's havdy. So what's happening is
he's there, I mean his physique, his molecules are stacked
on one top of each other, and he's standing there
and his mouth is moving, is it? It's moving, But
it's moving as if he went to a Chucky cheese concert.

(08:46):
And he's got dancers around him and singers around him,
and they're doing But it's also like watching a old
kung fu movie. Yeah, ro this is ahead, He's not seen,
He's not that's that is a back it has to

(09:08):
be a vegine training. It's one backing track. Now, the
guys that are surrounded behind him, right, the backup singers,
I guess you could say they're younger dudes. What do
you saying, late twenties, early thirties, Yeah, maybe forties at
the moment, ry very spry, pep and those guys I beat.
I would believe that they are actually physically singing. Oh god,

(09:32):
this is the one? Is this the is this the no?
Is this? Is this the Elon musk robot? It could
be very well could be. It doesn't look like he's there.

(09:52):
I felt so bad the first time I saw those
videos come around. I'm like, this, poor guy, he's not singing,
and the backup singers aren't singing the main parts. No,
they're just if he's singing, he's got so much botox

(10:14):
in his face that his lips aren't heavy. You can't tell. Like, okay,
so he was talking there, Okay, no way, I am
appalled by I am so mad. I'm just now finding

(10:37):
out about this. Yeah, I felt bad for the guy.
I'm like, and I get it, Like if that's what
you do all your life. It's hard to retire from it.
And no, it's not. No, it's not there's you're right,
it's not. You should just take a break. But like
you know, some people when they retire, they're like, I
don't know what to do, and that's how they become
Walmart greeters, you know. And so I get it. This

(10:59):
is all he knows, this is what he wants to
doess how he wants to spend his time. But I
personally think, like Frankie, take a break, enjoy what's left
of your life the next six months or whatever. What
do you think Frankie Valley's net worth is? Wow, I've
been around for a long time. He seems like a

(11:19):
very well dressed man, you know, and he didn't get
his suit off the rack at Jaz Penny. I want
to say, Frankie Valley's words is about twenty five mili.
This is eighty million, Okay, but listen to this. In
nineteen eighty his stepdaughter was killed when she fell off
a fire escape. Really, six months later, his youngest daughter

(11:41):
died because of a drug overdose. Wow. So not only
is he old, he could be you know, smashed out
of his gorg just to deal with life. Yeah, and
all the crap that he's had to go through. Yeah, Wow,
what is happening? I am so and I'm surprised you

(12:05):
haven't seen this as a popped up in your algorithm
on the old you know. And I think he just
played somewhere here in town. Yeah, and like a River
Spirit or something like that, somewhere. I don't know, bro,
would you be disappointed if you went to that show
and that was the performance you got? So my mom

(12:26):
wanted I've told the story in there. My mom wanted
to go see the Beatles obviously never got to see them.
And then Paul McCartney comes around, She's moved here my
dad's dad. I'm like, I'm taking my mom to Paul
McCartney and I don't flex the i'man radio muscle, damn
near ever and that I was like, I want to

(12:46):
take my mom to Paul McCartney and they're like, real sorry,
I'm like, okay, sure. So I bought tickets, which is fine,
and they were not cheap, but I wanted to buy
as close to the stage as I couldn't. All I
could buy was straight back lower ball about halfway up,

(13:08):
I was like, Okay, that's fine, that's not bad to
be okay, center, I don't think there's a bad seat
in the place. No, no, you're not in the nosebleeds.
But even then those aren't horrible. And so I take
my mom to dinner like all that stuff, right, And
then Paul McCartney comes on. He's like, eh, and this
was ten years ago maybe, and he's like, hey, let's play.

(13:30):
And he plays kind of and he sings kind of,
not Frankie Valley singing, not Frankie Valley play, but he
plays maybe a few chords, and then he's not playing
now he's Paul McCartney. He ain't frank Valla understand that
those are two completely different worlds. For sure. One might
be the most influential artist, singer songwriter of all time

(13:53):
and the other had some songs in Greece. Right, Oh,
that's the truth. One could say. If it wasn't for
Paul McCartney, Valley wouldn't exist. No, I think it's the
other Frankie Valley. You think the Four Seasons were the meals? Okay, anyway,
that's philosophical, all right, And so I remember going, man,

(14:13):
all that money, and he saying kind of, I was
really disappointed to go see Frankie Valley and him not
seeing I'd be like, what, what, Why didn't they just
put an AI thing sidebar? Yeah? Remember when Tupac did
the Coachella. Yeah, the hologram out there. So there's a

(14:34):
sports writer that I like following and he tells some
really amazing stories, and he did. He's doing a book
on Tupac, and he was telling this story online about
the Tupac AI and how it came about and how
the family wasn't for it and all these things and
how they did it. And they literally went around not
one of the things you see, and the AI was Tupac,

(14:55):
not one body part, not one thing. The guy that
created it went around and found people that had body
parts that looked like Tupac, arms, tattoos, legs, face, nose,
all that stuff, and then built the AI. I think
that's something wild, right, So not only is it when
someone goes, well, that's not Tupac, No, it's not Tupac

(15:16):
at all whatsoever. Anyway, I would be like, why not
just do an AI of Frankie Valley at that point? Yeah,
if people were going to see holographic Elvis, holographic Tupac.
That would work. The estate still gets money. Everybody's happy.
Frankie gets the rest. Yeah, it's I love the Beach Boys.

(15:37):
They have become in the last like five years, easily
one of my favorite bands of all time. What their influenced,
what they did? You could they rivaled the Beatles, You
could argue some some would argue better than the Beatles.
Paul has publicly stated that the Beach Boys influenced him,
and he influenced what is it pet Shop Sounds or
something like that. That album is maybe one of the

(15:58):
best albums of all time. I can go on and
on and on and on. Friends with Charles Manson. Yeah,
I don't want to go see the Beatles live. I'm
sorry the Beach Boys live because one it's not the
full band, and two they're old and it's kind of clunky,
and I just don't want to. That's not what I
want to pay my money for. I fail you. You
want to, you want to be entertained, and so to
go to see this. I don't want to leave sad. Yeah, yeah,

(16:22):
that's exactly what happens. At the moment he walks on
the stage, you're like, oh, oh, poor god, I am
still doing it. Oh no, still not doing No. I
blame Mick Jagger. He made he made people believe age
is a barrier, and age isn't a barrier, but it
does create some limitations, and it's not for everybody, for sure,

(16:43):
for sure. But McJagger, to be fair, he's only what
save and he's seven something like that, eighty eight, he's
eighty one. Okay, he's eighty one, all right, which isn't
much of a difference. It's it's eleven years, shy fair,
Frankie Valley, go find a video of Mitt Jagger on
stage compared to what we just saw now. Granted ten

(17:06):
year difference, but okay, I don't know how much drugs
Frankie Valley's done in his time, but maybe that's what's
helping make out. All that hardcore partying early on in
the careers kind of allowed him to do what he
does today. I don't know. Corn was definitely not that.

(17:27):
Coachiro was definitely not that. No no, no, no, no
no no. And I'm glad if Jonathan Davis came out
and was just like got I've been like, hey, wake up. Yeah,

(17:52):
maybe it is Franky Valley who's like, hey, I'm gonna
keep doing this and maybe it's not well. Tony Bennett
did the same thing, didn't he, Dude, I go to
the end. I've seen Tony been at live twice and
I saw him and met him one time and in
Kansas City at the Starlight Theater and he was pretty

(18:13):
aware and spry and and but not young, right. I
think he was sixty five when I saw him, okay,
and he was like, hey, hit Corbin, nice to meet you,
shook my hand, put his hand on my shoulder, moving
on to the next person, right like, talked with us
for a minute. It was a really cool experience. But

(18:34):
I didn't watch him on stage going now near the end,
right right, He's still alive, right, No, he did? He
did did die, right, Yeah? Yeah? I remember the lady
gotta crying and they died last year, yeah, July of
last year because he had all Alzheimer's or dementia, if
I remember correctly, And it was like kind and he
would only like he wouldn't remember anything, but he would

(18:56):
sing the songs like he would remember the songs. It
was incredibly magical at Muscle Memory Man. And when You've
been doing it all your life, you know, and you
know it's like you hear that one note boom and
it kicks right back. Yeah, no, I hear you. Muscle
memory is a thing, except that's part of the way
you die, is you forget your muscles forgetting to breathe
and all that heartbeat and all that other stuff. But

(19:16):
it was to my point, I never felt that way
seeing him right on. But yeah, I would be like
incredibly disappointed to go see an artist, especially someone you
waited your whole life for. Maybe if you've waited your
whole life, you don't care, You're like, I'm in the
presence of this artist. Yeah, I would still be disappointed,
even if I've been waiting my entire life. You get
up there, I'm expecting a performance that is lip syncing.

(19:40):
That is goddamn Milli Vanilli is all it is. I
don't agree with that Milli Vanilli presented an album as
if it was them, right, But you know what I mean.
I'm just saying there's a distinct difference. A lot of musicians,
a lot country rock pop of course, have lip syncing, right,

(20:03):
I get everything as backing tracks because think about like
Britney Spears or Jennifer Lopez when she's up there dancing
and moving so much doing that I'm singing at the
same time. It's really difficult exactly, but not just pop.
A lot of artists use it. Some purists will go
as far as a click track, and for those who
are click track is as a sound that in their

(20:24):
earpiece so they know to all stay on rhythm, right.
Everybody does a little different. Some bands only want to
hear the vocals, only want to hear themselves, and they
want to hear everybody. Some wants to hear just the
drums like bands do it completely different. So some peers
say having a click track is faking it too, right,
I think it's more, you know, aiding. But what it is,

(20:44):
that's just my opinion. I don't know. Real musicians don't
need a click track, Real musicians don't need backing tracks,
Real musicians don't need electricity right right, And uh, we're
not going to share too much of this, but wet
we're having a conversation afterwards with some some executive type

(21:07):
people and the things we found out about some stuff
was really interesting about shows that's happening. Did you find
did you hear any of that that we're talking a
little bit. I was just too enamored with the crowd
that was around. I was like, holy cow man, not
the crowd. You're talking about one person, you liar? Ye, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but the things you learn about concerts and uh not

(21:28):
everything is as they appear, right, not? Everything is as
they appear. We don't even know how the sausage is made. Yeah.
I love that stuff. I love knowing those tidbits. All right,
we got to take a break. We got tickets to Tesla.
Lindsay was supposed to be back today. She will be
back tomorrow. We'll see what Gimpie wants to talk about.
We got conspiracy theory Thursday. And we've got a doozy
of a top list today that I'm sorry Lindsay's missing,

(21:50):
and that is the top ways to stalk somebody. We'll
get to that coming up later. News quickies when we returned.

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Man arrested looking for the collection played ask Google, where
do church keep money? Uh? There? This comes out of
Florida where he's a guy named Jeremy Lang. This mugshot
is amazing. It's on our Facebook page. He was arrested
last week in connection with a series of church burglaries.

(23:06):
Now I guess he was initially arrested for burglary along
with charges of drug possession and obstruction of justice and
possession of a gun and possession of burglary tools. They
say that seven church burglaries happened between September twenty fourth
and October twelveth and after it started going through his

(23:29):
phone after he got caught, they found some interesting Internet
searches asking Google like where do church keep money? And
do churches have safes? And how to cut a shirt
into a mask. He even googled events where you raise
money in Pensacola. So this guy took to the Internet

(23:50):
to try to commit his crime spree. Nonetheless, they arrested
him and he is still in custody without bond and
the investigation continue. Just because you look something online, I
don't care what you do. The computer remembers. Oh yeah,
even if you delete it, the computer remembers. Remember that
story we had the other day the guy smashed his phone,
they still got the info off. Butter thieves strike again

(24:14):
with two more large scale robberies. Oh god. Two large
scale butter heist were reported last week, making it seven
thefts of butter if in the span of the last
ten months in Canada. On October twelfth, two men reportedly
were seen making way with a booty of butter with
a reported street value of nine hundred and thirty six

(24:35):
dollars nine hundred dollars worth of butter. That's a lot
of butter. Then on the sixteenth, two men, presumably the
same two we're seen at another business pulling a similar heist,
taking butter worth another nine hundred and fifty eight dollars.
Why butter Does butter have a high resale value on
the streets? Is butter so scarce in Canada that they're like, listen,

(24:58):
good butter, Yes, I got this butter. Man, good butter.
What you want? You want butter? You want margarine? Dude,
good butter. None of that. They ain't stealing. I can't
believe it's not butter, right right, right, they're steal in
that good you know, carry gold but butter? Oh? Is
that the good stuff?

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Dude, I don't know. I get store brand butter. Say,
here's a fun thing. So I cook with butter. Sure,
but if I'm using like, if I'm making like toast
or something like that, it has to be margarine, right,
it has to be not real? Yeah, yeah, for the spread,
but yeah, cooking butters. Yeah, dude, carry gold Irish butter.

(25:39):
Irish butter is what you can just go with. Never
had it before, dude, I didn't know there. Honestly, I
didn't know there was a difference in butters. I know
the difference between butter and margarine. Listen, I'm gonna say
something to you. Yeah, and I say it with all
due respect, but when you make the statement, I didn't
know there was a difference in butter. Are you stupid? Yes,

(25:59):
because I didn't know. Yeah, dude, I love butter is.
I know they're salted and unsalted. That's it. No, it
has to do with region, because what the cows eat. Okay,
I'm not kidding a butter nerd Dude, I know you
love butter for sure. You can tell. Look and if
you if I if you took toast and put I

(26:20):
put some carry gold on it and you let it soften,
then you could spread it with some jam. I'll take
your word for it. When we're toasting bread for sliders
like pork sliders or whatever. And if I use margarine,
it does fine. But if I use carry gold, I

(26:41):
make you a breakfast sandwich and I put margarine on it,
it'll create some viscosity. But the fat content and irish
butter man, and the way it Oh my god, I
didn't know you were so passionate about you butdha, I
didn't know you people could be so ignorant to butter.
Surely I'm not the only one who felt this way

(27:03):
about butter, or who was so uneducated about butter. A
group of people don't know doesn't make it okay. Well, see,
now you gotta go on the road and you gotta
spread your message. Man strangles his mom with an American flag.
How patriotic, right, This comes out of out of Iowa.

(27:26):
So there's a guy, his name's Adam Sutsan, and he
showed up at his mama's house early Monday morning, pissed
drawn right, and he gets in there. He starts yelling
at his mom. He starts destroying some of the property
on the inside. He even shoves his old ass mama
down to the ground. Right, So Mama gets up off
the ground, she retreats back to her chair, and that's

(27:48):
when she says he came up behind her with a
flag that he had stolen from a neighbor, a three
by five American flag. Said he was twirling it into
a rope and saying things like die horror and you
need to die horror. Hey. He took that flag, wrapped

(28:10):
it around her neck and started squeezing and strangling the woman.
She falls out of the chair back onto the ground,
and that's when he continued to strangle her on the ground. Well,
Mama's boyfriend comes in, tries to break up the fight,
ends up getting punched in the ribs, leaves with a
fat lip. They call the police, The police come out.

(28:32):
They ended up arresting him several crimes, assault with intent
to inflict serious injury and Haresmith both or well classified
as aggravated misdemeanors. There's a special place in hell for
that guy, right. I mean, I think it doesn't matter
if the flag's involved or not. I think just abusing
women and choking people put you in that category. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(28:52):
I was thinking more of you know, abusing in choking,
trying to kill his own mother, but you know, anybody,
I guess it fits the bill. But this is your mom,
Oh man, that's your mom. Yeah. But I guess what
I'm saying is the implication that because it's your moment
makes it worse, implies the others aren't as a big
of a deal. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, those are just you know,
minor details. Vincent Linda McMahon named a new ring boy

(29:14):
sex abuse lawsuit. Oh god, oh god, it is an
end for these people. On Wednesday, five men who had
worked as ring boys for the World Wrestling Entertainment, which
I don't remember what ring boys I don't remember that.
As young teenagers in the eighties, filed a lawsuit alegend
that they were groomed and sexually abused by the ring
crew boss and ring announcer Mel Phillips. The suit file.

(29:38):
The suit, filed by five John Does, names WWE parent
company tk TKO Group Holdings and the co founders Vincent
Linda McMahon. In the suit, the soup paints a picture
of Phillips as someone to whom the WWE gave unfettered
access to kids and the means to abuse them, such

(29:58):
as private locker. The plaintiff's allegations are buoyed by evidence
already in public record pointing to ongoing knowledge of the
alleged abuse by those at the top of the WWE,
particularly the McMahons. While there are two previously known lawsuits
by former ring boys ledging sexual assault against this man,
this filing marks the first time that the mcmons have

(30:21):
been named personally as defendants. Uh, I don't know why
the thanks to the extraorary courage. Sorry, there was a
note in there that I was like, why are they
bringing that up? The ww organization and the McMahon's had
a higher duty to protect the ring boys, yet they
failed in most of the appalling way. The complaint details

(30:43):
just some of the facts underlying the scheme of abuse,
and we're certain that there will be significant developments in
the coming months that will eliminate even further the systemic
corporate corruption an abuse inside the WWE. We are committed
to uncovering the truth behind this long running, insidious abuse,
and we honor our clients brevery by I found too
relentlessly pursue justice on their behalf. Wow. I was trying

(31:05):
to find pictures of the ring boys because I don't,
like you, I don't remember there being ring boys in
the w W. Now, when you think ring boys or
ring girls, you think of boxing. They come out there,
they're dressed scantily, they have the card that says roundly whatever.
I don't remember any of that in wrestling at all. Yeah.

(31:25):
I don't know who this guy is unless that was
something that happened well before I got into wrestling as
a kid. And then you know, because they're like, oh,
maybe we should change this up. Yeah, ring boys. What
did they do? I don't know, give them water? Maybe

(31:46):
ice chips? Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I yeah,
I don't. I don't remember all these stories. A couple
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(32:43):
his former boss when the Minnesota Vikings visit the Rams
at Sofi Stadium tonight. O'Connell worked under the Rams head
coach Sean mcvay's LA's offensive coordinator from twenty twenty until
twenty twenty one. O'Connell's Vikings are five and one after
the first loss of the season against Detroit last week.
Kings have the six best scoring offense and defense in
the NFL. Meanwhile, the two and four Rams just beat

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the Raiders twenty to fifteen last week. Los Angeles has
been disappointing to begin the season, with Matthew Stafford throwing
for three touchdowns and four interceptions. The Rams are a
bottom ten team both offensively and defensively, but they will
get star wide receiver Cooper Cup back from his injury
this week. Minnesota has not won a game against the

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Rams in Los Angeles since twenty fifteen, nineteen ninety two.
Oh god, damn. I was way off. And there's two
heavy rumors. One of them Stafford's gonna get pitched, okay,
and the other is Cooper Cup's gonna get The rumor
is and whatever this is work, is that the Chiefs
are in play for Cooper Cup. I think that's wild. Yeah.

(33:48):
You had mentioned something about that yesterday about it serviced
again yesterday because they was the rumor was DeVante Adams
or Cooper Cup. And the rumor is is that their
Chiefs aren't done and that Cooper Cups still in play. Okay,
Well what about Stafford was? I mean, just because he
sucks at his job. I think when you're doing that bad,
you're trying to shake things up, Okay, anything to make

(34:13):
a win. Yes, yeah, If you're that low on the
total poll, you're fighting for a first round draft. Right.
Kansas is on top of the preseason men's basketball Coaches
Poll that was released on Wednesday. The Jayhawks received fifteen
of the thirty one first place votes to begin the
year number one in the nation. Alabama's ranked second, followed

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by defending champion Yukon Houston and Duke Iowa State since
its sixth while Gonzaga, Baylor, Arizona, and North Carolina round
out the top ten. Nor Ou or OSU is anywhere
listed in the preseason poll. The Panthers are making another

(34:54):
change under center. Head coach Dave this is my last
week Canalis announced Wednesday that Bryce Young is the starting
quarterback in Week eight. Young has been benched in favor
of veteran Andy Dalton, who is involved in a multi
car accident yesterday. I'm sorry on Tuesday. Dalton is dealing
with a springed thumb on his right throwing hand. The

(35:15):
thirty six year old won his debut against the Raiders,
but has lost each of his last four starts. Carolina
is last in the NFC South at one and six
and will visit Denver on Sunday. I mean he don't
have a choice. No, no, I mean if guy can't play,
he can't play, you know, so you've got to go back.
But if Bryce Young sucks so much, why don't they

(35:38):
get the third stringer in there and be like, well,
let's at least see what this guy can, doyl. It's
better than nothing, It's better than what they were dealing with. Yeah,
except they don't have a third stringer on the active
which means they got to activate somebody off the practice squad.
Uh huh. I mean what they gotta do to make that?

(35:59):
At you. I'll just make a phone call. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
here's what we're doing. We're getting you know, John Smith
up in here. Bryce Young. Let's see what you're twenty twenty.
So last year, Bryce Young, that was his first year.
He made seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars was his salary. Oh,
that's just terrible. And his second this year he's making

(36:19):
nine hundred and fifteen thousand. Oh no. Yeah, but he
was a first round draft. He ran first number one overall. Yeah,
he had great potential. Now he did get a six
million dollar signing bonus in each of those years. Yeah,
and then he's scheduled to make one million next year
and then one point one the year after. Yeah. The

(36:40):
thing is, I was like There's been plenty of cases
where some people don't play well with one team move
to another one and do really good. Look at Sam
Darnell for example. You know what I mean, He's prime example.
Jared Jerick goff Gues another one that, like you, guys,
suck the ass everywhere else, but you get him on.
And I don't know what the magic is or what

(37:01):
makes it happen, what makes things click, but they seem
to be working it. So who's to say that Bryce
Young couldn't move on to another team somewhere and dominate. Yeah,
I don't. I don't see how they don't pitch him
somewhere else. Yeah, trade him in the off season, maybe
mid season. I don't know. Yeah, give the boy a chance.

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So I had something playing fun today, but it requires

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Lindsay to be here. Andy's not here. I had to pivot. Okay,
so I pivoted. As an exotic animal owner and lover
of exotic pets, I found an article I found was interesting,
and it's celebrities and their exotic pets we all know about,
like Mike Tyson and his tigers or whatever. That's funny.

(38:54):
You say this because my wife and I have this
ongoing joke when we watch the Chiefs. There's a football
player named Carson Steele who's new this year, and it
feels like every time they talk about him, they talk
about the fact that he owns an alligator. Does he really? Yes,
that's interesting, and that he's gonna bring it to Kansas City.
He has he has because he's gotta fill out the paperwork
and then they aw, we show a bit like a
picture of his alligator. It's very, very weird. So celebrities

(39:18):
with exoty packs. I love it. Yeah, And I figure, okay,
that's that's cool. If you make as much money as
these guys do, why not have some wild, outlandish pets.
Common people have cats and dogs and goats and stuff,
you know, but you're a millionaire, so why not have
like Tippy Hendron here, who's that? Lindsey's not here to

(39:39):
tell us, but it's on her death pool. Tippy Hendron
is a lover of big cats, right, and she has Wow,
she's ninety four, so I don't think she has now
or at least not taking care of herself a pet lion, now, huh. Well,
she was working in Africa filming a movie and that's
when she fell in love with the lions. So she

(40:02):
got up one of her own and named it Neil.
And further doing some more research into this, found out
that she actually opened an exotic animal sanctuary. Why the
look of shock? Do you know how many she has?
She's got a lot, She's got a lot, still has them, Okay,
And like I said, I'm sure she's not taking care

(40:23):
of them. She's probably got people taking care of them
for her. But she opened up an animal sanctuary, the Shambaala,
and she, along with her pet lion Neil, took in
another lion named Togar. She took in Michael Jackson's Bengal
tigers named Sabu and Thriller after he decided to close

(40:47):
his Neverland Ranch zoo. And apparently this is fun. Apparently
Thriller died in twenty twelve of lung cancer. How does
a goddang tiger get lung cancer? Breathing something? Cancer? You
don't really see them out there, you know, token on
cigars or cigarettes a whole lot, but maybe I guess
if they're around it, Like let's just say mj was

(41:10):
a chainsmoker, right and had his pet tigers around, and
they're breathing all that, and I guess I could see
how they get lung cancer. But I saw that. I
was like, well, that's interesting, Tippy for those are no
Tippy Hindron's daughter is Melanie Griffith. And then Melanie Griffith's
daughter is Dakota Johnson, oh, actress, okay with the Don Johnson. Yes,
So I was like, all right, that's cool. That's cool

(41:32):
and yeah, so she's got a lot of big cats
on her wildlife reserve. I guess iced he owns a shark.
Now I envisioned what do they call the little tiny sharks? Yeah,
you would think that. When I was growing up, we
had a pet shark. They called it a shark, but
it wasn't nothing like that. It says that he has

(41:54):
always had a fascination with sarks, and he took a
trip to the Bahamas and swim I am with the sharks,
and that's when him as his old lady Coco, fell
in love with him. So they decided to go ahead
and have a few pet sharks in this huge aquarium.
They say it's eight by three all right, eight feet
by three feet size quarium, which is a big bitch.

(42:16):
If you've ever watched that reality show Tanked, Yeah, I'm
imagining I had people like that come in and build
giant fish tank. I guess essentially for that or whatever.
So they said that he's always tried to have a
spawlike environment, and he says, you send the money, you
go on vacations and to have this tranquility, so why

(42:37):
not may get a home? He says, when the dogs
aren't bargain and the daughter's not going crazy. He has
his shark sanctuary to kind of relax in. I think
that's interesting. Yeah, I think you said earlier you got
to be rich for something like that. The maintenance alone
on an aquarium that size real, it's got to take

(42:59):
you at least an hour every day. But you know
he ain't cleaning it, and you know, you know Coco's
not cleaning it as well. You know, they got people
for that sort of thing. Yeah. The next one on
this list in this article of celebrities and their erozotic pets,
Tracy Morgan. Yeah, good bitch is pregnant. He's got a
pet octopus. Yeah. I thought that was kind of interesting. Now, octopus, octopi, octopuses, whatever,

(43:28):
are brilliant, very smart animals. Okay, I I love octopus
the fact that they're how smart they are, and the
fact that they can camouflage themselves in any surroundings at
all whatsoever. And they taste delicious. But it's a little
uh teriokiah. Yeah. I was thinking when we were talking

(43:50):
about the ice tea stuff and I was looking at
his aquarium, I was like, man an octopus or jellyfish
would be awesome. Really a pet jellyfish, you think, so? Huh. Yeah.
It was just so fluid and relaxing, and they just
created a sense of calm, like iced tea with his sanctuary,
his spa like sanctuary. So Tracy Morgan was on the

(44:10):
show Tanked I had just mentioned, and he needed help
because he has a giant Pacific octopus name why A Debts,
why A Debts, and it was out growing her aquarium,
so she needed a new home and he had these
people come in and he says that his tank was
inspired by the movie Jaws. How much do you think

(44:33):
he ended up spending on this octopus aquarium? Corbin, Okay,
so I was just doing research on octopuses really quick
because there apparently are really really really really really hard
to keep alive for a multitude of reasons, and the
number one reason is their ability to escape and that
so based on just that knowledge, I'm gonna guess they

(44:55):
spent a ridiculous amount of money to build a tank
that was really hard for the octopus to escape from.
So I'll go million dollars. Okay, you're kind of close,
four hundred thousand dollars, but still that's a big chunk
of change for this aquarium. Twenty seven thousand gallons of water. Yeah,
excuse me. Twenty seven hundred gallons of water is what
it takes to fill that aquaria. Yeah. One to two

(45:18):
years is how long an octopus lists? Really what it
says here, like in the wild or just you know,
if it's in captivity, because I feel like that's not
that long. This says most octopuses have a relatively short lifespan.
Huh okay, very interesting. Uh. Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo here. Of
course we all know he's a playlis bitches. He likes bitches,

(45:41):
young bitches too. But apparently he has an African tortoise.
And what do we know about tortoises. They live for
goddamn ever. Low but calculated absolutely. It says here that
it only cost him four hundred bucks. It's an African
spurred tortoise and it's said to be able to live
up to one hundred years and ultimately weigh two hundred pounds.

(46:04):
He purchased it from a trade show that he attended
with his Inception co stars in Anaheim, California. So we've
talked before. We've known people who have like, you know,
Macauws that they live twenty five thirty years. You know,
this turtle here is supposed to live to be one

(46:25):
hundred years old, So he's gonna have he I was
gonna say, he's gonna have to pass that down to
his kids. But he ain't got no kids that is
publicly known, No, and he was donated to his He'll
just go to a zoo or something like that, kind
of have Leo, Yes, to have Leo's turtle. By the way,
its name is Leo. Right. How awesome is that? I
remember Christy Alley? You know who that is? Yes? Cheers? Uh,

(46:50):
look who's talking weight watchers? I believe what else? Trying
to think of other things that Christy Alley is known for.
That's all I really know about it. But she's got
pet lamers, which I think is awesome. I think that's
awesome to have pet lemurs, the lamers, you know, a
little kind of catlike looking things with big buggy eyes.

(47:11):
It says here that she not only owns one lamer,
not two leamers, but fourteen lamers. Wow, fourteen leamers. Now
as an owner of six ferrets, that's how many fagirits
I have And it's hard to take care of It's

(47:32):
not really hard to take care of them, It's just
a giant pain in the dong, you know what I mean,
all that poop that goes with it, you know, keeping
the maintenance on their cage and keeping it clean and whatnots.
And that's just six. I can imagine having fourteen of them,
fourteen of them to have to take care of them,
clean up app What do you use as betting for ferrets?

(47:54):
For my ferrets, I use an all natural cat litter,
so gay an all natural cat litter. And what it
is it's like corn husks because a lot of the
cat litters you find are made out of like clay
and stuff like that. And if they happen to get
in there and eat it and get some insight, you
could really damage their intestines. So I did some research.

(48:15):
What's the best kind? They say all natural, So use
an arm and hammer all natural cat lit How often
do you have to completely replace it? I do it
once a week, so you put new down once a week.
And how much does it take? Like do you can
you get one big box or do you have to
buy two big boxes? Out? Now it's just one one
bag when one, I don't know how it's like maybe

(48:36):
a five maybe seven pound bag. How much does that cost?
Like ten to fifteen dollars? Fifty dollars? You do it
every week, so it's like fifty dollars a month, a
month just for just for the poop situation, Yeah, just
in litter. And what about food? How much? Food? Probably
lasts long because they got tiny bellies, right, No, especially
not when you've got six of them eating out of it. Right.

(48:58):
So one bag of food, it depends on where I go.
If I go to Walmart, I'm spending about a minimum
twenty bucks. I get one bag every two weeks, okay,
And this bag is I don't know, maybe maybe three
pounds maybe, I don't know. I just grab it and go.
Now they do have bigger ones. I've spent upwards to

(49:20):
fifty dollars on one single bag of fair of few
and it used to not be that much. Like the
one that I get at the Walmart used to cost
me fifteen bucks. You know. If I go to a
pet store or something and get the the other brand
and a bigger bag, that used to cost me forty
five dollars. And I was bitching about it. Then yeah,

(49:41):
you know, so I go in and I get one
of these now and it's like, damn near it's like
fifty bucks, sixty bucks. I'm like, God, damn, that's a lot.
So all right, so then you do that every two weeks.
We're so we're about two hundred dollars a month just
for the ferrets. Well, the lizard's probably a little more
maintenance friendly, right, Like, it doesn't take nearly as much
food is probably what you've got to purchase or deal

(50:02):
with that, right, No, I'll get a you can get
the bag of collar greens is what I get, like
pre chopped collared greens at the grocery store for the lizard.
And it's a good sized bag. I don't know how
much it weighs, but it's a larger bag and that
usually lasts a couple of weeks or whatever. That's like
five bucks. Maybe that ain't nothing. For the bedding on
the lizard. I will take I've got a huge, humongous

(50:25):
and I'm sure you've seen them at the Walmart in
the pet section where they have the dog food and
stuff of wood chips that you would use for ferret
or not ferrets. But like you know, hamsters and stuff
like that or whatever, but that lasts me. I've had
that bag for well a year now, Okay, that's how
long I've had it, and I'm not even halfway through. Yeah,

(50:47):
you know, and I clean it out regularly whatever. But
it just doesn't doesn't take that much and he doesn't
make quite the mess that the ferrets do. And the dogs.
You have, how many dogs? I've got three dogs, three
dogs and basically food and let the chance that they
get sick and they need a vet attention and and
so how much do you spend on food a month

(51:07):
for the for the dogs? It's a it's it's the
big forty pounds bag that cost it gets thirty bucks
and I have to get one of those every two weeks.
So it's sixty dollars a month, wow, just in dog food. Wow. Okay, yeah,
so so we're looking at sixty for the dogs. We're
looking at time. I'm keeping I'm keeping track, So I've

(51:30):
got it. So you are about two thousand dollars a
year just in pet supplies, just dealing with pets. Yeah,
and I don't have aids like these people to come
in helpers, helpers, yeah, to come in not the aids
that we know of. Aids aides to come in and

(51:55):
clean the cage and feed the animals. No, I'm doing
all this on my own or whatever. So again, that's
a that's stressful on me, just to have my own
little zoo beforeteen got dang lamers. That's a that's a lot.
That's a lot. Somebody said that Christy Ally is dead,
which I don't remember that, but yeah, she decided to
died two years ago, but her lemurs are still alive. Well, okay,

(52:18):
sure that would make sense. Uh. And this one person says,
don't ever date someone that is into exotics. I've come
home to a tigu, a giant monster lizard on my bed,
rattlesnakes and cobra's in my closet, a kuda MUNDI never
heard of that bearded lizard and find him cheating with
all those animals. That's weird. Yeah, listen, I'm not into

(52:40):
exotic animals. I don't know if I believe them on
the whole thing of like, don't date someone with exotics
if it doesn't my if I were single, which I'm not,
don't ever want to be Like, I'm done. I love
my wife immensely. But uh, and that is cats would
be the only no way I'm out on right. If

(53:00):
they had a dog, it'd be fine. A bird, how
about a bird? Could he be fine? Okay, because you've
expressed how you don't like dates before date? Right, fine,
live with different stories? Maybe not right? The cat I
can't do at all, dude. We were in an uber
and the person. I knew the person had cats because
my eyes would not stop itching and my nose was running.
It sucked. Really yeah, that bad. My brother's allergic to

(53:23):
cats like that and fun thing he's got two cats?
Now why because this girl does exactly exactly. I'll just
blast through these lastes real quick so we can hurry
up and play a game here. So Nicholas Cage, just
knowing Nicholas Cage corba, what kind of exotic pet do
you think? Nick Cage has a sasquatch because he buys

(53:45):
a lot of jackalobe right, Apparently he's big into albino
cobra's and he's got all kinds of other snakes, pythons
and stuff like that or whatever. Selma hyak. If you
were to guess what kind of pet exotic pets? Selmad
what are you going with some hat? She has uh,
giant German rabbits nowhere clothes, but her pet would probably

(54:09):
eat those giant German rabbits rhinoceros. No, she has a
pet owl, which I think is interesting. She says here
that her owl likes to come in and snuggle. Sometimes
in the middle of night, she'll land on her head.
Says it's a little startling at first, but she gets
used to it. I would imagine with the talons and
the poop vanilla ice great at home repair. He's only

(54:33):
got maybe two songs, right, He's got monkeys if I'm
not monkeys, he's got pet kangaroo, okay, which I'm like,
all right, I know people with the wallabies, right, but
I've never known anybody with the kangaroo, which wallabies just
basically a miniature kangaroo. Anyway, I think Biber Biber Bieber's
got pet monkeys. Paris Hilton has what is called a

(54:55):
kinka jew, which is this little rainforest type animal with
big buggy eye. Apparently a bit her one time and
they're like, hey, we need to test this animal for
rabies and just to make sure that you know you
don't get it. She's like, uh no, you're not gonna
test man, I'll just go to the doctor. So she

(55:16):
goes to the emergency room and gets a techniciot instead.
And then lastly here and I think this makes sense.
Slash also has a lot of snakes. Sure, if you
think about Slash's snake pit, the band that he had,
I think that's kind of where he got it from.
So celebrities and exotic pits be drown the world.

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those chicken eggs can help cure cat allergies. Okay, I
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(56:38):
honey and that will help help. So maybe it might
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I'm not sure what that means, Like have cats around,
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to talk to him. We're bothering. Yessee, I'm sorry man,
you did not win years ago. All right, buddy, see
you later. Littleps getting fatter and seriously, he must not
been paying too much attention and geography class playing poker.
And I have two of kings or two of hearts

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of any kind. That's two in twins. Yeahs, Paris trying.
That was my next one was the fruit. It's a fruit,
oddly shaped green apple. I admire a man who's so
deep in his patriotism he can't even acknowledge another country.
Those frogs, God, I'm acknowledging them frogs. Good Lord, Paris, Paris,

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Paris help. I tried everything I could be a pass
on not knowing who Paris Hilton is some dumb blonde. Absolutely,
by the way, she's pretty smart, but that's a whole
other thing, and she doesn't portray yourself that way anyhow
on television. But yeah, every way I could probably try
to get them to guess the word Paris I could
think of didn't work out all whatsoever. Yes, we are

(01:02:55):
aware pears and Paris are not spelled the same, but
to certain folk it's sounds exactly the same, at least
for the connection. That's right, all right, the record now,
I'm still dominating with sixteen, but it ties you and
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you all a bad day and I'm looking forward to
it again. Yes, yeah, but this one is gonna prompt
people to be like, well, you're short one of the sure,

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they're gonna you're gonna feel brilliant, scure. So it's gonna
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you may need to reevaluate some things in your life.
Life still goes on, it does. Let's go ahead and

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see what give you as it is four by four
Well covid it says here that Amazon announces gas discount
for Prime members. Hooray, well kind of, sort of. The
e commerce giant announced that Prime members can now save
ten cents a gallon at the pump. This discount can
be redeemed around seven thousand BP, Amico and AMPM stations

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across the country, as to which I think we only
have vps around here. Anyhow, Amazon said it could save
drivers almost seventy dollars a year on fuel meantime. Starting
next year, Prime members with electric vehicles can get discounts
at BP charging stations. I don't think there's a BP
gasoline station anywhere here. No, okay, maybe not. I know

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there's not an Amaco or an AMPM, but what do
I know? Moving forward? NASA astronauts undock from the ISS
four astronauts are on their way back to Earth after
undocking from the International Space Station. Three Americans and Russian
were scheduled to return over two weeks ago, but they

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had to wait it out because weather delay is caused
by Old Milton. They spent over two hundred days on
the ISS. The SpaceX Dragon capsule has scheduled to splash
down early tomorrow morning off the coast of Florida. The
US confirms that North Korean troops have been sent to

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Russia bump Old. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin said yesterday that
there's been evidence of North Korean troops in the region.
Austin said it's unclear and what exactly they're doing, and
that they are working gain more information on the situation.
He added that it's a serious issue of North Korea's

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intention is to participate in the war in defense off Russia.
This comes after Old Zelensky accused North Korea last week
of preparing to send about ten thousand troops to Ukraine
to fight alongside Russian forces. And then lastly here FC
Tulsa invites kids out for Halloween costume parade this Saturday.

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Tulsa kids can get in the Halloween spirit before the
final match of the season against Monterey Bay. Kids will
have the chance to get some King Indian meet players
during the parade. The gates open at six and the
one oak field and the lineup for the parade begins
at six ten. The Chiefs are bloster blostering, bolstering their

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offense with a proven playmaker. ESPN has reported that Kansas
City is finalizing a trade to acquire wide receiver DeAndre
Hopkins from the Tennessee Titans in exchange for a twenty
twenty five fifth round draft pick. The fifth round selection
becomes a fourth rounder if the Chiefs are able to
make the Super Bowl and Hopkins plays at least sixty
percent of the team snaps. Twelve year veteran is in
the final year of his two year deal signed with Tennessee.

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The thirty two year old has fifteen catches for one
hundred and seventy three yards and one touchdown through six
games played this season, and it was not finalized yesterday.
It did not show up in the NFL transaction list,
which means there must be something in the way. Typically
that has to do with something like a medical do
they have to do The team acquiring has to do
a medical examination in their facility, and he probably didn't

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make the trip or is going to do that today,
So that's probably going to get finalized today. The Packers
are bringing in the former head coach of the New
York Jets because Petty is awesome. The team announced Wednesday
that Robert Sally will join Matt Lafleur's coaching staff. Work
together back in two thousand and eight with the Texans
under Gary Kubiak, and Sala also crossed pass with current

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Green Bay defensive coordinator Jeff hof Lee with the forty
nine Ers and twenty sixteen. However, the former frontman for
the Gang Green will have a fluid role with the
Packers and is expected to focus on the offensive side
of the ball. Sala was fired from the Jets earlier
this month because they have a child. The Browns have
named their starting quarterback going forward. The team announced on

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Wednesday that Jameis Winston will be under center for Sunday's
clash against the Ravens from Huntingdon Bank Field. The veteran
signal caller is starting in place of Dorian Thompson Robinson,
who suffered a finger injury following the team's Week seven
loss to the Bengals. Starting quarterback DeShawn Watson ruptured his
achilles earlier in the game and was placed on season
ending ir. Meanwhile, head coach Kevin Stefansi will relinquish play

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calling duties to offensive coordinator Ken Dorsey. It will be
the first time Stefanski won't be the primary play caller
since joining as head coach in twenty twenty. We'll see
if that makes a difference, because I would love for
Baltimore to get beat Yeah, wouldn't that be great? They
easily look like the contender. They look like the team
to beat them at Detroit, look like the teams to

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beat Oh yeah, oh yeah. Even though my Chiefs are
six and oh they still look those two teams look nasty.
I'm pulling for the Lions if I was to pull
for anything. Oh why so, I don't know, just because
they've always been the underdog until last year, and they
really showed out last year and this year they're doing
pretty good in the way that they beat the Vikings.
I was just like, holy hell, all right, I'm going

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for these guys if I had to pick another team
besides the Niners. If you remember, it was the last
when I picked the Niners as my team. The Lions
were in that running, but I said, no, I'm gonna
stay true to who I was as a kid, and
I'm gonna go with the Niners. Yeah. I like them too,
Monsey Brown as a stud. They're head coaches. Awesome. I
love the chemistry. But here's my thing. When you're the

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team that constantly loses, yeah, and then suddenly you start winning,
what's your identity going to be? Easily you'll go, oh, winning,
except you're known as the team that can't get it
together right right, But you can also be known as
the team who overcame all that and became the winners
that they are cause rounds, Jets, giants. No, it's your identity.

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I think we had a local winner at a porter
yesterday if I remember that email or whatever, So congratulations
to him. You could be just like him. Lindsay is out,
she will return. Don't worry. The people are like, well,
you haven't said her name, okay, So I get how
easily you forget when they're not around for a couple

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of days. Why don't you say your name? Is that
code or you do. I'm not going to hide it.
If something happens, I'm just going to tell you to
get I pull the band aid. Man. Uh So, we
got this text about the the chicken and the egg thing,
the chick the chicken and the cat thing, and the
honey and and the allergies thing, and and so I'm

(01:11:44):
just going to tell you two things that I found
real quick. And basically, there's no scientific proof that having
cats around chickens and then eating those chicken eggs can
cut allerge cat allergies. It has to do with some
protein situation. Now, one listener who dug in sent me
a scientific study that he didn't read because in the

(01:12:07):
scientific study it says that these they did this test
and they found that the finding show promise for an
alternative approach to managing the allergies, but additional research will
be needed to determine if this reduction is sufficient to
reduce environmental allogens or reduce clinical symptoms of allergies to
cats and sensitive individuals. So still no proof right right,

(01:12:30):
They're like, this seems interesting, there might be something here,
but overall no proof of that. Additionally, honey is one
that we've heard said before with allergies many a time,
many many, many many at times, and that it is
a popular thing said, but there's limited scientific evidence to
support this. Okay, Man, I wonder if that's like a

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placebo sort of thing, because I know people, very close
friends of mine as a matter of fact, who go
out and buy local honey. They were having issues with
their allergies, just constantly battling them. Yeah, and was told
the same thing that we've been told, get you some
local honey and that'll help your allergies. And they swear

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that it actually works. Ever since they started doing this
honey treatment, their allergies have been cut back traumatically. Yeah.
Correlation is not causation, right, and it maybe it relieves
some symptoms. Who knows, right, there are many factors into it.
I just wanted to share with you some myths that
you believe might be real when it comes to home

(01:13:36):
remedies that actually aren't. Kind of like these two. Some
of them you will know. Some of them you'll go well,
of course not. Some of them will be absurd, but
they're all in the same category. So you have to
ask yourself, are they all absurd? Right? Yes, let's go
with one that is absolutely absurd. An apple a day

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keeps the Oh we've heard that one since we were kids.

Speaker 6 (01:14:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
No, Now, fruit and vegetables are good for you for sure,
and they may help with nutrition nutrients, but overall it's
not going to keep you out of the dotors. It's
not the apple. It is the nutrients of an apple
or other fruits and vegetables. Hot take apples aren't that great?
Hot take apple pie might be one of the best
things I ever made. But see that's different because you're

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adding all that sugar and all that stuff that goes
with it. But Nope, no, plain old apples, Nope, ocre
is not good. Ochre with anything else still not good. Whatever.
Put some range on a booge chicken soup cures a cold. Yes, yes,
you sit at home, you eat your chicken noodle soup,
you watch prices, right, and you nap. Now the soup,

(01:14:51):
the warm soup may coat your throat. Feeding a cold
may make you better, Okay, right, okay, taking in nutrients, hydration,
But it's hardly the soup. Now. Maybe there's twomeric in
it and that gives you some anti inflammatory, but right,
I'm just reading these, ain't me. Let's go with a

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really stupid one. Swimming after eating will give you cramps.
Heard about that? Not true at all. I was told
many times you can't sit by the you have to
sit on the edge of the pool for thirty minutes
before you can get out after eating. Absolutely, you don't
want to get it. You don't want to cramp up

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and drown. Right, Chewing gum stays in your stomach for
seven years. Heard the same thing about watermelon seeds. Absolutely, well,
you'll grow watermelon in your body. Yeah, there is no
clinical evidence to imply that a watermelon seed or gum

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grabs on to the side of your stomach and doesn't
let go. Yeah, like everything else in your body, usually
within a twenty four hour time period. Human urine heals
jellyfish stinks. I have heard of that before. I have
never been stung by a jellyfish to put that theory

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to test. Now, when I went to Florida for vacation
over the summer, there were a lot of jellyfish washed
up onto the shore, but they were dead and their
tentacles were gone, and all I got was a jellybody
and I got to play with it, but didn't sting
me or anything. So I didn't I didn't get to
pee on my hand to find out if it was
going to were gonna work or not. According to research,

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none of this is true at all. Just howld all now, okay, now,
hear me out. Somehow, somebody along the way through life
and history had to figure this stuff out. It wasn't
just pulled out of thin air, okay, and made up.
Somebody had to get stung by a jellyfish, and it's like,

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oh my god, what do I do? And when somebody's like, well,
like a pee on it real quick and maybe that'll help.
Or somehow it got to that, you see what I'm saying. Sure,
so how it's got to have some kind of truth
to it. No, No, listen. Growing up, when I would

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get sick, my grandparents would rub vix vapor rub on
my chest and they would put it on my feet
and then put socks on me. Okay, and the next
day I would feel better. Right now, did the did
the sickness run its course or did the vix vapor

(01:17:45):
rub fix it? Well, that's a good question. That that's
where science comes into play, and you should they What
they should have done was let you be sick and
see how long that sickness lasts. If it's twenty four hours,
forty whatever, and the and the next time you get sick,
all right, well let's rub this, you know, vapor rub
on his chest and feet and put socks on him

(01:18:07):
and see, well did it make it go by faster?
But you don't know because it's just like instant. But again,
that goes back to the jellyfish thing. Somebody had to
do this to figure it out, to be able to
put it out there into the universe. Yeah, correlation and
causation are two completely different things. Right. Just because it
goes in that direction and you get the result you
want doesn't mean that was the reason for it. What

(01:18:28):
if I stood on one foot is it because I
stood on one foot and the vix va. I still
do the vix vapor rub thing to this day, and
most of the time I do it because it makes
my kids feel like I'm doing something okay, while you
just have to wait it out. Back to the placebo. Yes,
it's one hundred percent the placebo. And as far as

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the jellyfish goes, it could be your played phone right,
phone call or whatever that game telephone And as it
goes along, maybe the person that originally did it, they
were like vinegar and they're like, I was like stinky.
Maybe urine, I don't know, but they took a bath
and that part didn't get communicated and the hot water
made the little stingers come out. Uh huh. It's funny

(01:19:13):
we interpret things completely different over time. Right, what's another
one here? I like some of these. Oh where did
it go? I lost it already? Another one? While you're
looking at that. You just made me think about something
about this jellyfish thing. Right, So, maybe it isn't the

(01:19:34):
enzymes that are in the urine that's causing the sting
to go away, because you just said, well, maybe it
was the hot water in a shower and caused the
stingers to be released. Well, maybe it's the hot water,
you know, the temperature of the urine. Yeah, but you're
soaking in a bath for a long time rather than
the few seconds that urine's running down your leg. Okay,

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this is one. I've heard a lot. Cats suck baby's bread.
Oh yeah, I've heard about that. Had to get rid
of a cat when one of my first kids were born.
Because of that reason. Your cat will not suck your
baby's breath from their body. They are evil though they are,
may slap them. A three year old case in which

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the child was supposedly strangled to death by a cat.
That's where this comes from. Strangled to death Now I
could see. I could see the cat crawling into the
cage and crawling on top of baby's head and suffocating
it like that. Now they believe that that baby probably
died from sudden infant death syndrome. And the idea that

(01:20:40):
you should monitor any pet around your baby because why
because they're animals. Somebody told me don't again, I don't
know if this is true, but that you get you
shouldn't have a cat around a baby because cats their feet,
their urine, and feces carries a certain bacteria that is
dangerous to infants. I've heard that before as well. Okay,

(01:21:04):
these are some good ones. Shaving your hair makes it
grow back thicker. Oh yeah, if you want your beard
to get going. Yeah. Or we had this conversation with
Lindsay just the other day and that plucking hairs will
make it them grow in twice as thick. She said,
they don't grow back at all. According to research, it

(01:21:24):
says shaving the hair off at a blunt angle, it
can feel thicker when it grows back in, but that
is not what happens. Okay, and that growing Plucking your
gray hairs does nothing. It maybe can create an infection,
but it's not good. They're not going to be like,
oh well coming back with a vengeance. Okay, okay, that's

(01:21:46):
not a thing. My thought was if you pluck the
hair out like completely, that it won't grow back at
all because there's nothing there. But it's just removing that one. Okay,
another one comes right behind it. Okay, this one's gonna
this one's gonna get some people. Buckle up. Don't make
sure you got your big girl panties on hair. The

(01:22:10):
dog cures a hangover ummm, this goes back all the
way to fifteen forty six. But according to many, many,
many studies, it's never been true. The only thing that
it's really doing is just giving you a buzz and

(01:22:32):
making you forget about your masking. The pan man this one.
I was told a lot, and I can still do
it to this day. And that's cracking your knuckles. Yeah
you get arthritis. Yeah, that is not true. According to
Cedar Sinai orthopedic surgeon Robert Clapper, that cracking sound is

(01:22:52):
just nitrogen bubbles in the fluid that lubricates your joints.
If you feel pain or discomfort while cracking, well that
might be something else. Oh yeah, but cracking then will
not man. Remember the milk industry makeing it. Hey, drinking
milk will make you grow healthy and strong. We know
that now to be not true at all. It was

(01:23:12):
just like buying diamonds for engidget rings. It's just marketing.
Eating carrots will give you better eye sight. I've heard
that before. I've heard that before. Now, Beta carotene, which
is in carrots does help maintain vision. But Berkeley Hell
says that this is a myth and it dates back

(01:23:32):
to British Royal Air Force during World War Two, where
pilots used radar to shoot down enemy planes for the
first time, but spread a rumor that eating more carrots
gave them better eyesight to fool the Allied forces. Hey,
how are we going to get carrots sales up? People
just don't buy it as much carrots as they used to. Right, Well,

(01:23:54):
we'll tell them that it's good for their eyesight. I
shouldn't have to tell you this one. But these are
all lumped together. So if any of these you disagree with,
keep in mind this one is in the mix. And
that's the five second rule. Right. People have said a
five seconds. If you pick it up off the ground
in five seconds, you can eat it. According to research,

(01:24:16):
bacteria moves instantly, it doesn't go. It's not the sloth
from Zootopia. Three four five, Yeah, that's five You went early, dude. Right.
Another good one that people one believe and that is
you eat eight spiders a year in your sleep. I've

(01:24:39):
heard of that. There is zero data to confirm this. Well,
how would you know? How would you know if you
eating a spider in your sleep? You're sleeping and unless
you wake up, you know, Oh, what is this in
my spit it out and there's a spider in your mouth,

(01:25:00):
you wouldn't know it all whatsoever? Yeah, or unless you
know you went to the bathroom and then then you
look in there it is. Yeah. Well, because spiders don't
like moist areas like your mouth. Okay, so now they
may crawl on you. Yeah, but the idea that they
crawl into your mouth and down your throat, yeah, eight times,

(01:25:22):
eight times a year. Furthermore on that one, don't you
think if a spider was to crawl in your mouth,
if spider was to get in your mouth and crawl
down your throat, wouldn't you choke in the middle of
the night? I guess eight times? I would think, I
would imagine. Yeah. And if you dig in on any

(01:25:43):
of these and are picking up your phone to angry
text me or use the talk back feature to talk
back at me about it, I love it. I love it.
This was this damn it, corb, And you're going to
ruin my chances to pee on someone. Okay, glad that
our Kelly's got a phone in the jail. Yeah. Right,

(01:26:04):
Uh with that, with the urination thing and the jellyfish,
what do we know about urination and athletes's foot, because
we've heard that one before. I've heard that growing up,
you got athlete's foot. Pee on your feet while you're
in the shower and it'll cure it. So is this
just like somebody's weird, creepy fetish to pee on people

(01:26:25):
and that's their way of just, well, we got athletes foot,
you were stung by a jellyfish, I have to pee
on you. Now. I think the idea is that there's
like that ammonia in urine, and you think that is
what's gonna clear. But there is no data that proves
that to be true. Because then how am I getting it?

(01:26:45):
Because in my shower I pee in there all the
time and I still get it right, should have the
cleanest shower ever. Oh oh, hold on, you just remember something? Yes? Okay,
oh did I say this? Hold on? Let me make
sure I have this and it goes off something we
talked about recently. Bear with me a second because I'm

(01:27:11):
keep looking. This text is hilarious. It says if shaving
caused the hair to grow back thicker, every man would
have a massive lumberjack beard, and there nearly every woman
would have a thunderbush. Yeah. Plus the cured of baldness
would be just shave your head a few times. Yeah, okay,
all right, I found this So this is a crazy

(01:27:32):
This is the kind of stuff that freaks me out.
And I told my wife, I'm okay with this happening
to me this, Yeah, I'm okay with this happening to me.
According to scientists, since two thousand and five, there has
been a surge, a surge in cancer and a specific cancer. Yeah.

(01:27:57):
And I told my wife, I'm okay if I get
this cancer. Yeah, and that is throat cancer. And some
oncologists believe the reason for the increase is because of
STIs okay, and that this doctor who recently published his
thoughts on it say that oral sex is the reason

(01:28:20):
for the spread of cancer, and that people are with
six or more oral partners six wow, eight and a
half times more likely to get cancer than people who
don't practice oral sex, to which my question is, did

(01:28:41):
they just test heterosexual men, right or are they testing everybody?
And furthermore, if you've got six different partners, you don't
know what those other people are carrying. You know what
I'm saying. I'm not saying it has to be linked
to STIs or STDs. But there is bacteria involved. Yeah,
but they've got it. They've got to nailed down to

(01:29:02):
a specific type of bacteria. Uh and and h Man.
We gotta be careful with this question. We talk a
lot about knowing your number or not wanting to know
your partner's number. That is danger to danger. Will Robinson
and I have no idea my tally number, but when

(01:29:24):
we niche it down, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't maybe I literally don't know. Like if I
were to ask you how many sexual partners have you had,
you probably could get in the ballpark. But if I
ask you how many times you've engaged in oral sex,

(01:29:47):
Oh god, there's no way, there's no way. Yes, there's
no way to know. Yes. But again, I'm okay with
getting cancer from that. That's what I If I'm gonna
get cancer of any kind of anyway, that's the one
that I want, I'm okay with that being on my gravestone. Right.

(01:30:09):
There's doing what you love? What are you gonna do? Right?
We gotta take a break. We'll be back.

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More of The Big Men Morning Show is next ninety
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Good morning, It's the Big man morning shown ok, m
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you want to say to eight two nine four five. Uh.
Last night at the concert, during the Gogira show, he

(01:30:52):
made a dedication to somebody and I've it felt very
odd and out of place. Yeah, so I took a
mental note and went down a rabbit hole because I
wanted to know and that clearly was something they felt
passionate about. You have to write a song about it, yes,
And so the lead singer said, excuse him long, I

(01:31:19):
went to get to the next song to miss Paul.
What's on? He has been esteed by Denis police. I
may be paraphrasing, but it has to do with this
anti whaling active activist Paul Watson. And he was arrested
in July off Greenland. Oh so this just recently happened, yes, okay, Yes,

(01:31:46):
I had a feeling it was something from like a
long time ago, and he just decided to write a
song about it. Yeah. So off Greenland. Greener's ice ice
is green just so you know. And they basically have
arrested him for pirrating. Yeah. They say he was engaged
in a mission to traverse the Northwest Passage a series

(01:32:10):
of waterways to the Arctic part of Canada that connects
the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean, and the goal
was to intercept the newly built Japanese vessel Kajumari, seen
by many as the most dangerous whaling ship in the world.
The Foundation said that the arrest may be connected to
a prior Interpool red notice. So an interpool red notice

(01:32:33):
is the most wanted for Interpool, and Interpool is the
World Police. There is a world police organization, not in
the sense that you're thinking, more in the sense to
help catch fugitives from countries, right right, it stands for
International Police, correct. But they're not going around like pulling
boats over the right or getting you for littering. Yeah,
this is they work with all the countries to help

(01:32:56):
arrest people on the run, right, and it's usually like
major crimes. Yeah, Like you said, you're not going to
end up on Interpol's list for littering or shoplifting. Yeah,
they said that the arrest, but they thought that that
was over. So they were surprised that he got that

(01:33:19):
he was on that list still and it was for
his anti whaling activities in the Antarctic. The Foundation said
that the arrest was in relation to his anti whaling
operations on the Farah Islands and the arrest came a
surprise to him and his crew. His crew, many volunteers,
fight against commercial whaling by using techniques to disrupt whaling methods.

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And while he Watson says he and his team are
merely enforcing Japanese obligation to the International Convention for the
Regulation of Whaling, the country Japan claims that their actions
constitute dangerous piracy on the high seas. Huh okay. According

(01:34:02):
to a judge, he said, quote, you don't need a
peg leg or an eye patch when you and these
are the things he's being accused of. This is wild.
When you ram ships, hurl glass containers of acid wow,
drag metal reinforced ropes in the water to damage propellers

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and rudders, launch smoke bombs and flares with hooks, and
point high powered lasers at other ships, you are, without
a doubt a pirate. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.
He is out there on the seas, causing chaos, trying

(01:34:47):
to stop other people from doing their job, and could
possibly be stealing their booty. Which is a movie that
normally would get talked about at nine. But I should
he be hurling acid? No, well, he probably shouldn't be
doing any of those things. I mean, I'm trying to

(01:35:09):
take it from a litigious standpoint. Huh, like hurling. It's
a hard it's hard to going to be to get
away from hurling acid, right, I don't know how you go, Well,
I was just throwing acid over the into the ocean.
That feels like not okay, dragging a boat a rope
that has some wire in it, you could probably go with,
I didn't know. I thought we pulled the rope in, right.

(01:35:29):
You see, I'm going ram in the boat. You probably
be like, I lost control, we lost power, right, all right?
There are ways to get around all that. There are
some possible excuses that would work. The hurling of the acid.
You're like, okay, not to mention the people on the
boat are just trying to make a living, right, and

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I'm not. This isn't a conversation of I'm for whaling.
It sounds like you want. I don't know anything about whaling.
I don't even know what we do it, to be honest, Yeah,
you look like a blow. I have been known to
participate in blubber dealings, but not for decades. Right, listen

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to what I was young at the time, just needed
some money. But the idea that you like, this guy
felt passionately to try and stop it, like he felt
it was wrong, and he's being stopped because the other
part of the story that we haven't gotten to is

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that he was arrested because of influence from a government
to because whaling's a big deal for that country, Japan,
that the government influenced his arrest. Right to get out
of the way of a means of money making for
that country, right, But if they have regulations and he's

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breaking their regulations against their ships, I think they have
a right to pursue those charges. Yes, But was he
within his means? Does he have a right internationally to

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try to stop buddy somebody from doing something he think
is not good? Absolutely not. We should be for freedom, Yes,
he should have that right. You could go out there
and a dinghy, a raft, another cruise ship, whatever and protest,
hold your little cardboard sign up and say please stop

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the whaling. But when you're hurling acid at these ships,
you're putting toe cables in the water to make, you know,
damage the props. You know, that's a total different ballgame.
You know that, to me is just as equivalent as
a riot when you should just simply be protesting. Here's
the thing on that hear me out I did. If

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I go to the boss today and I say Gimpy
threatened me, okay, they would take action, yeahs as I
expect them to. They would take action with no evidence,
as they should, right, But you would then get your
day in court yeah, quote unquote yeah, to prove that

(01:38:21):
that didn't happen. Or if I said Gimby had said
some disparaging things about harming himself, I think he needs
to be committed. They could institute a fifty one fifty
and that would be the end of it. Right. You
wouldn't get to say I'm not crazy, right, right, because
everybody says they're not crazy. My point being is those
are just accusations, and maybe he should have his day.

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He's been arrested and has yet to see his day
in court, even for the preliminary hearings. It feels like
a grab, okay, to stop him from getting into the
way of the commercial business, and that the business is like,
we have a right to do this, of which My
response is he has a right to do that right now,
hurling acid and all that. I think we're rowing in

(01:39:07):
the same direction on that, but reference so I'm okay
with that, But there is way more to this story
then this guy is being arrested for pirting, pirrating, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that just sounds to me like, well, we need to
get him for something. What are we gonna do. We're
gonna call it hirrating. Okay, I understand the annoyance of environmentalists.

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I understand that completely, But just because someone doesn't agree
with what you agree with, you shouldn't then just get
to get them arrested. Right, absolutely, I would agree with
you on that one. If they hurl acid, and that's
the thing, if they trespass, even if you trespass, I
hardly think you need to be imprisoned for October three months, yeah, no,

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not July, October, July, August, September, October, fi yeah, four months. Yeah,
you're absolutely right. But I mean, if that's their laws
and that's their punishment, then that you have no choice.
You know, if you break a law here in the
States and they're like, all right, you broke this law,
and here's your punishment, you kind of have no choice

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but to deal with it. Yes, but we're not talking
about the states, right exactly. We're talking about international waters
and if which is also bizarre. Right. I don't know
much about international waters or maritime law or anything like that,
but I imagine if there is a law about that
and they're like, listen, you broke the law in this case,

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it would be pirrating. You know, it's like, hey, you
got to get you gotta serve your time for this.
And Okay, so he hasn't had a chance to go
to court and tell his side of the story yet. Well,
as we all know, the courts aren't exactly the fastest
moving system out there. I mean, I'm sitting here looking
at Inner Poles most wanted. Yeah, that's fun. There's six thousand,

(01:41:04):
six hundred and seventy three people on Interpol's most wanted
list right now. I think that like they're a little
busy now to the point, which is the people's point
of Like, if this guy's doing this, he's the most
harmful person on the list. Right, Maybe maybe that you
had to track him down and hunt him down to
arrest him at a refueling port, right, Yeah, you're right,

(01:41:30):
it's see there there's I think there is something else
going on here. It doesn't add up right, like like
the Japanese government's hand holding hands with Interpol or had
some influence. Maybe I don't think that's out of the
room of possibility at all. Somebody had a lot of money,
like we'll donate on We'll buy you a new I

(01:41:52):
don't know, interpool jacket will get you a new coffeemaker
for your break, right, we'll say we'll have it, say
interpool on this on the thing. All that from last
night's concert, from the sold out corn show we put on,
and the one of the opening acts Gogira saying, hey,
we're gonna play the song for this guy Whaleman. Whaleman

(01:42:12):
he's been and he said Danish police, and I was
the Danish police. The Danes are usually pretty cool. Well, yeah,
so are the Canadians. But I've read a couple of
stories recently where you know, bad stuff is going on up. No,
Canadians are not good people. No, no, no, read about
the history of what Canadians have done to Native American
natives in that country. It's horrendous. I just sorry, no, no, no, no,

(01:42:42):
Maybe the overall, but historically they're all assholes. Yeah, got
all right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.
Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one, eight,

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back at a later date. The Miami Dolphins are getting
ready for their next game with their league quarterback by
their side. Tua tungue Viola was back at practice Wednesday,
more than a month after suffering his third reported NFL
concussion in two years. In an interview with the media
of the previous day, Tua said he will not wear
the league's soft show Guardian cap, which has worn over

(01:43:50):
football helmets to reduce their dis risk of head injuries.
He currently wears a special helmet designed specifically for Quarterbackspans
are expected to start to it in Sunday's eight Sunday's
Week eight game against the Cardinals, and he said in
the interview, Hey, you take a risk getting up in
the morning, You take a risk getting in your car,

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You take a risk walking across the streets. Now those
things are all true. But you have to get up right.
You have to walk. Yeah, you have to get in
your car to go to work. Huh, well, you can
take the blue trash pation. You don't have to play football. No,
not the same. He should wear the Guardian camp as

(01:44:31):
many times as he's falled out and gotten all crypt
up on us. Come on, man, I forget who it was,
but I saw online he was like, Hey, I'm not
talking to Tua. I'm talking to the future Tua. It
doesn't have to be this way, right, this isn't everything.
I think we're gonna hear that audio play back in
a future date, probably of him saying he's going to

(01:44:52):
do it. The Pelicans are planning to be without their
key offense off season acquisition for the foreseeable future. ESPN
is reporting the New Orleans Fears that guard Dejohnte Murray
suffered a fractured left hand during Wednesday's season opening win
over the Bulls. Murray finished the game with fourteen points,
ten assists, and eight rebounds in his team's debut after

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being acquired in an offseason trade with the Atlanta Hawks.
Murray appeared to suffer the injury with just two minutes
remaining in the game when he was fouled on a
three point attempt. Damn dam sucks with him. That does
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Show's top list, random topics, randomly drawn with random rings.
Now here's Corbyn, Gimpi and Lindsay with this week's top list.
This week's top list is the top ways to stalk somebody. Now,
I want to say this before Gimpe gives his list.
These also could be the top ways to fall in

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love with somebody. Absolutely, I have said it many a times.
Everybody needs a stalker. It keeps you on your toes,
It keeps you aware of your surroundings and what's going on.
I can't speak for give people. When I give mine,
you can go. That is the traits of a good
quality husband, a good quality wife mineor just straight up stocking.

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I mean, listen, it just depends on how attracted you
are to them. Is if it's stalking or not. Really,
why do you say that? Well, when you hear my list,
you let me know. Okay, So let's go ahead and
do top list ways to stalk somebody. If you guys
got something that you've been list texted to us bemms
and what that is to A two nine, four five,
or if you want to use the talk back for

(01:48:59):
you sure, I'm fine with that. You open the iHeart
radio app, you click the microphone and tell us what
you think is one of the ways to stalk somebody. Boom,
don't swear by the way, because I can't use it.
If you swear. Number five, I think is probably would
be the most common, most thought of way to do it.
That's why it's number five, you know. And this is
the one that kind of got the ball rolling. And

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after this I'm gonna tell you my list changed dramatically.
But number five top five ways to stalk someone is
put an air tag on their car. I think that's
the easiest, probably the cheapest. I don't know how much
are those air tags, Corbin, You're the only person I
know that has any twenty five bucks. Not that bad,
all right, relatively inexpensive way to stalk somebody. And you

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can hide it in their car and there you know,
whether it's in the bumper or somehow somewhere. But I
think that's probably the easiest way to stalk somebody is
put an air tag on their car, now coming in
at number four, live in their attic. You can live
in their attic, stalk them all day and night and
be just fine. These people that live in addicts. I

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am fascinated with the titanium balls they have for real,
for real, and your ability to be quiet, to be
quiet and as you have proven, not fall through the ceiling.
You know that is not an easy thing. New, But
that's another way that you could stock somebody just simply
move in and live into their attic without their knowledge. Yeah.

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Just I mean, let's just address one issue, going to
the bathroom. Okay, let's address another one snoring. Okay. To me,
those are two things that are pretty hard to avoid
in most cases. I think you're usually not a very fit, active,
health conscious person if you've decided to live in someone's attic.
Uh okay, So so the bathroom situation that's easily fixed.

(01:50:53):
Coffee can okay, go dig through their trash? Who has
a coffee can even a thing? Any people still use
get cans of coffee. There's some in there, and just
because they're plastic doesn't not a can, it's still essentially coffee.
I thought they all came in like those vacuum sealed
brick things, not all of them, not all of them.
But I stopped using that kind of coffee a long

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time ago, because you grind your own beans. That's a
goddamn right. I cast a good brunch with folders, I'm
telling you what, man. So uh, I think it was
like last paiday or whatever, like right before we got paid,
and I ran out of my regular coffee, which is
which is some beans that I get at the windco

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I forget, so you hit wind coo beans at least yeah,
essentially yeah, And I was like, crap, I need coffee. Uh.
Didn't have much money, so I just went down to
the Walmart and I picked up a small can of folders.
And that is hot. Garbage is literally And I used
to be a Folgers guy, man, that was my go to.

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My dad drank folders, My grandpa I drank folders. So
I drank folders. And now I can't drink folders because
it is garbage. Coffee chock full of nuts. If you're
gonna get one, don't get folders to get chock full
of nuts. Okay, that is the can that Morgan Freeman
wanted to be buried in and bucket list the movie. Okay,

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all right, moving on, moving on number three before I
go off on a coffee dangent. Number three Top five
ways to stalk someone. Hide in the bushes outside of
their work. Okay, I think you're covered by the bushes.
You can see everything that they got going on. You
can see where they're coming, when they're coming, when they're going.

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I think that's a good solid way to stalk somebody.
Number two is a little more expensive, but I think
it could possibly negate you from any possible stalking charges.
Okay that would pop up maybe, And that's to hire

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a private investigator. Let them do the stalking for you, right.
I'll be honest. My experiences with private investigators has not
been awesome. It felt like a scam. Okay, why how? When? Please?

(01:53:24):
I'm not going to give too many details. But they
gave I gave them money and really didn't get any info. Gotcha, gotcha.
I've never had to deal with private investigators. I may
have had some on me and never known about it,
but I've never had to hire them for any reason. Yeah,

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I don't even know where I would start to try
to find as Google. Yeah, you know, I'd like to
think I would know if a PI was following me.
I'd like to think I would know if anybody was
following me. Maybe not like a CIA operative, our Navy seal, right,
green beret. They're especially trained for them. They're trained an

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evasive technique. Huh. And not all pis, I'm sure not scams,
but it the two experiences I had, it felt like
they did nothing and had a lot of excuses, just
wanted to take your money. Yeah, okay. And then my

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number one, My number one way to stalk somebody is
a little unorthodox, but I think that if you do
it right, the person you're stalking would never know that
you're actually stalking them, you know what I mean? Okay,
and that is to start dating someone in their family,

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start dating one of their family members sister, brother, aunt, uncle, whatever,
and you can kind of get close in in the
family and closely stalk the person that you're stalking without
them knowing that you're stalking them. Yeah, that's why I
don't hate that top list ways to stalk somebody, or

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if they're attractive enough, you might find this flattering. Okay,
not the one that Gimpie used, but I'll read mine.
You decide. And these are in no particular order. I
don't know if one's more stalky than the other. Right,
stalking means you have an obsession with somebody, means you
want to be near them. Right, So number five leave

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notes on their car, simple enough, you are right, though,
there is a fine line between a stalker and an admirer.
Next one, show up outside their work and wait for them. Okay,
kind of like being in the bushes. But I'm not hiding. Yeah,

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I'm just standing there waiting for them to leave their work.
In your scenario, I'm imagining that you the person that
you're stalking knows yes you, oh yes, okay, No, No,
doesn't know me. But I'm signing the notes. I'm standing
outside the work. What fun is it to be an

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anonymous stalker? No, I want you knowing. I'm on you.
Okay you. Next one make friends with their friends. Okay, coworkers, Okay,
stalking are a good trade and a boyfriend. That's a
very fair point. Another one coincidentally show up wherever they are.

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The coffee shop, right, the hair salon. What are you
doing getting your nails done here? This is where I
go as well. You like the shop at Victoria's Secret too.
Think of all of the rom com movies where the
guy is pursuing the love and the girl has a
love interest. What does he do? Well? What are you
doing at the pumpkin patch? Me do? Or? Look? You

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go to this coffee house too. I was nowhere in
the neighborhood just saying I had the realization this morning.
That's stalking and being somebody who is smitten with somebody.
Huh is pretty much the same thing, very true. You
stalk them and then pretty much forced them to be

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with you, convince them you're the I am the one,
brainwash them exactly, love bomb the s out of them.
I think some people, mostly mental health professionals, would say
that that's not healthy. What they know they're always alone
and have cats, true whilts, true. Last one I have

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online is uh maybe the best one. And you ladies
love it as long as they're attractive enough. And that
is leave surprise gifts, okay, like when a cat will
bring you a mouse a dead mouse. No, I was
thinking more like maybe a scarf or jewelry or shoes

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or a purse, just saying if they're attractive enough, none
of these will bother you. Yes, you're right. I guess
you're right. Text came in and this is fantastic on
ways to stalk somebody have a child with them. They're
tied to you for the next eighteen years. Oh god,

(01:58:33):
they got to see you on Wednesday, nights and weekends
at least. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Here's a text flowers,
ice cream, chocolate, her favorite movie and number one. I
don't know if I agree with as ways to stalk

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somebody is tampons. I have been in a loving relationship
with my wife for a long time. If I bought
her tampons now, she'd be like, what up? What's this? Right?
What's happening? Right? I know my I know my wife
really well. I know it gifts to get her Like

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I'm Tampon's are the only thing that I'm like, shrug.
I have no idea what to do there. I think
this person meant stalking like shelves, not stalking. Oh boom,
she's all stocked up. Yeah, but one movie isn't stalking? True? True,

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that's giving and much like Corbin's you know situation there
what if she doesn't need tampoons, now, then you're just
she's more of a pad girl. Right. Maybe she uses
those new fancy underwear that you just wash. Maybe she's
into the pan scenario. That's a thing I would just assume.
Stay away from all of that. I don't want to

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get the wrong one extra absorb? What am I some
kind of elephant? You want to make a mistake? Buy
extra large tampoons for your wife and see how that
goes over a right? Yeah, all right, we say it.
I got a big vagina, got I got a heavy flow.
Touch his head, huh huh yeah, no ah, No, I
don't know what I'm saying here, do it? Just get

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the multi variety pack that's got all. Oh No, that's
a bad idea too, because then she's like, well, I
don't even use any of these. I don't I use
like two of the I use the one that I need.
It's like two in here. That's those variety packs are
the words they always throw in all the ones you
know one uses. That's why they're a variety pack, and
throwing two of the ones you need. Fun fact, Meg

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Ryan stalks the hell out of Tom Hanks and Sleepless
in Seattle and Tom Hanks stock Meg Ryan and You've
Got Mail. That's true. These movies are about stalking. Most
rom coms are about stalking. Most Hallmark movies are about stalking.
But they're so romantic. Listen, y'all think fifty Shades Gray
is romantic and all that is is about abuse, right

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coincidentally also has tampons in it. You drone, private investigation,
Oh a drone, a private investigation in a galley suit.
I think you meant to say gilly suit if you
don't talking about like snipers wear them. They look like grass,
you know, hide down in the in the tall weeds.
A gally suit is very nice. I don't think this

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is what you mean it all. I think it would
be like, you look quite dapper. I gotta see at
least the images. I'm like, yeah, these are very nice suits.
I wouldn't look good in them, but real, how fat
cut on that? I look stupid in suits? Think, oh
my god, yes, man, there's something about a tailor, a
custom tailored suit. I would love to have one. I

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have one, and the only reason I have it is
because of the dildafi. Just the edge cut is just
the sleeve or the whole cut, like the whole buying,
the whole thing, brought it in nice and tight, made
the arms the way that they should. Yeah, something out
of custom suit just makes you feel good, and check
on custom suits on BMMS. BINGO. All right, that's our

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top list. We're gonna take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 6 (02:02:10):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next. Elsa's Morning SHOWD.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
Good morning. It's The Big Man Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six O K M O D. I'm gonna
call this little segment called well, that's horrible, all right,
And some of the horrible is gonna be horrible and
some of it's gonna be more horrible. I like it.
I like horrible. This one isn't as horrible as the

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other one. I'm gonna read. But a middle school teacher
has been placed on administrative leave after a middle schooler
and her dad spoke up about the student being denied
restroom access while she was menstruating and bleeding through her clothes.
Oh God, that's horrible. The girl thirteen was a student

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at Yelm Middle School. Set on Tuesday, October fifteenth. She
told the teacher she was having her period and needed
to change her pad quote, I was straight up with
her and then she was like, go sit down. The
girl then texted her father to explain that her teacher
refused to give her permission to use the restroom. The

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dad said, get up and leave and go use the bathroom.
She exited the room covered in blood when another teacher
met her in the hallway and escorted her back to
the classroom to retrieve her belongings, then brought her to
in school detention. The girl said, she's going back to

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Going back to the classroom was extremely upsetting, particularly because
she was aware that minstrel blood had soaked through her clothing. Again,
everybody's got to see it now. That's embarrassing for her.
She said, I knew that it was visible and could
see it and was really embarrassing, and then I was
kind of scared because I was getting in trouble. After
retrieving her clothing, the student was forced to sit in

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attention for twenty minutes in her soiled clothes while waiting
for her father to pick her up. He said that
when he was reunited with his daughter, she was crying,
and that they stayed out of school for the remainder
of the week. When she returned. The teacher involved apologized

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that teacher by demoralizing her the way she did, there's
no fixing that. The father and daughter are now fighting
for a policy change at the school and said that
their goal is to make sure that the teacher involved
cannot treat another student the way she was treated. Knowing
that that could happen to someone younger than me, that's
kind of heartbreaking because you can have your period as
young as eight, maybe even younger. Yeah. I follow the incident.

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They contacted officials at both the school and district level,
including the superintendent, to notify them about what had happened.
They also said they made an in person visit to
the district office for the purpose of filing a formal complaint,
but that the receptionist laughed at him and refused to
give him paperwork. Later, he said, a district representative said
there's no specific form for filing a complaint against a teacher. Wow,

(02:05:33):
should that teacher be fired right now? She's just a
leave a little vacation for being a beh I think
that there needs to be some more information about what happened.
Okay uh. I think it's disgusting that this teacher did

(02:05:53):
not let her go to the bathroom to deal with
her feminine problem. I think it's disgusting that another teacher
than made her go back into the bathroom and then
made her sit in it for twenty I think that's disgusting.
So at minimum they need an education, I guess on
how to handle people dealing with menstruation. And these were

(02:06:17):
female teachers. At least one of them we know was okay,
Because I was sitting here thinking, I was like, at least,
as female teacher, you should already know, and you should
know how embarrassing it is. You should know how unhealthy
it is. Okay, you can go into toxic shock for
not changing your pad or tampoon. Okay. So, and I

(02:06:37):
think it's hours or hour, but I don't know exactly
how long. But the fact of it is it's not
healthy for you. Right, So if these are female teachers,
then both of them should have known. Definitely. The one
that was that we know was a female teacher should
have known and should have been like, yes, please go
take care of this and then just come home back

(02:06:58):
when you're done. Now, I'll say that maybe there's a
scenario where this certain student gets up a lot asked
to go to the bathroom a lot. Maybe is annoying.
Maybe he was talking back. Maybe it wasn't cooperating in class,
maybe xyz. Even though maybe those things were a possibility
and the teacher was just done. Right, she's showing blood

(02:07:19):
through her clothes. What are you talking about exactly now?
When you say that, I am imagining it is okay.
You know on Billy Madison the movie when he's like,
you're not cool unless you pee your pants, and it's
like that much. That's how much I'm imagining he was there,
even if it was just a little dot, if you

(02:07:42):
could see it through the clothes, come oh yeah. I
think if you can go with the statement of a child,
a child approaches you and shows they have blood seeping
through their clothes and you say, go sit down, you
need some sort of I don't know, education on empathy. Right,
she's just having a bad day, and they're allowed to

(02:08:02):
have bad days. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't have
some sort of education on handle handle these procedures and
probably safe, say everybody in that class, and I didn't
I've never asked, hey, is how do I file a
formal complaint against a teacher at my kids' school never asked,
don't know how. No, I've never had to deal with it. Now,
my mom has had several run ins with principles, yeah

(02:08:24):
I know, and going up there and ripping them a
new a hole because of something that she didn't agree with,
and uh, there never was well I need to funnel
a formal complaint against mister Smith or whatever. You know,
she just went up there, Hey, I want to talk
to the principal. Okay, hold on to be with you
in a minute, okay, and then once they get in
the office, lay into them. But I never had to

(02:08:46):
experience that. You never saw it, That's just what she said. No, No,
I was. I was outside. You know, she's in the office.
I'm outside the office. I can't hear everything that's going on.
I'm just saying for me and my kids, I never
had to deal with that. Yeah, I can't imagine going
up to the school and laying into the teacher or
a principal. I would in a situation like this, I

(02:09:10):
would totally go up there and go off on some people.
What are you gonna do? You're gonna kick me out
of school? Cool? But you know, everybody around knows what's
going on, knows why I'm pissed, and knows that you
fed up. Yeah, I even in this scenario, and I
would be livid. I'm not lighting into them the principle,

(02:09:31):
Well don't what does that get you? You are now
making that is now a bigger scene than what's happened, okay,
And and I don't think you get a result that way. Okay.
And so I'm just saying for me, and God knows
what would happened in the if it was really happening.
But it's not like the principle made that happen. No,

(02:09:53):
So it's like yelling at the server for what the
cooks did. Absolutely, However, the pre principal is in charge
of the teachers. They are the supreme ruler over the teachers.
And if the teachers messed up, like two of them said, no,
you're gonna have to deal with it in your blood,
you know, then the principal needs to know about it.

(02:10:14):
They need to know. He needs to know how upset
you are. Okay, And I don't think that you should
go in you know, all soft spoken with kids, gloves, no, well,
being loud doesn't get you anything. Would you let let
him know how pissed off you are. I don't think
you have to do that. I think any rational individual
would understand that that's not okay. Maybe the tone of
your voice does not make it worse. Maybe so, But

(02:10:36):
who's to say that the principal isn't going to think
about it the same way as these other these two teachers.
I told her to go sit back in your blood. Yes,
when one deciding how one should handle themselves or conduct
their character, it shouldn't be based off hypotheticals, right, But
that's what we do. So No, I'm just saying that, like,
if they don't respond in an understanding in way that
makes you feel like they're taking care of it, then

(02:10:58):
you've got to take another channel. But just it's because
you yell, just because you don't yell, just because you
take it to the next level, doesn't mean you're gonna
get your situation. You ain't special. I don't know. I
think I think going in there hot would would show
how serious the situation is, at least to you, you know,
And if you're not, if you're going in there not

(02:11:19):
so hot, you're just like, all right, this lit I
gotta be honest. And all the times I've been in
a disciplinary situation and a and a boss yell at
me not once was my first instance the thought that
in my brain is this must be serious. My first
thought was here we go really, because that is my
first thought, Oh crap, this is serious there. You know

(02:11:42):
that's just because someone's yelling doesn't mean it's serious. People
are irrational all the time. I'll give you that. Not
all the time anyway, anyway. But it's an interesting thought
of like how you would handle it. I don't believe
in going in guns a blazing. I don't think that
solves problems. I think it then they're only like, all right,
we just got to calm this person. Now. We're not

(02:12:03):
focused on fixing it right now. We're just dealing with
you roll being a hothead right well, at least in
my experience with my ma, it made the point across
to the pe teacher that I'm not doing your goddamn
physical test because it can't do pushups. Moving on, for
this is horrible. This one uh, a teen employee out

(02:12:25):
of Walmart was found cooked to death inside of a
walking oven. Huh. To make it worse, she was discovered
by her own mother. God, oh god, so Walmart sells
walking ovens. No, like they bake bread. Okay. Oh, so

(02:12:46):
this is where this is in the bakery area, whatever
one of those Okay. The mom found her daughter's charred
remains inside a Nova Scotia Walmart large walking bakery oven
on Saturday night. The pair worked together at the store.
The mom became worried when she hadn't heard from her daughter,
who would regularly check in on them during chiefs would

(02:13:09):
even when they worked together, and that they hadn't She
hadn't heard from her daughter in more than an hour.
Coworkers believed she was likely helping a customer in the
vast store, but the mother became increasingly concerned after she
stopped answering her phone, which was not normal. As her
search turned to panics, she opened the oven door after
another staff member noticed quote leakage coming from the area

(02:13:34):
and was confronted with the traumatic discovery. The nature of
her death remains under investigation by police. Remains unclear if
any criminally criminality is suspected. The investigation is ongoing. We're
working with Occupational Health and Safety and the Medical Examiner's Office.
We're allowing them to do their part so there's no
updates at this time. That's a good answer, he was.

(02:13:57):
They were unable to say when more information would be available.
Walmart Canada obviously had no response right now. Because that's
such a bizarre thing. You would think that, wouldn't they
have like security cameras around that area that they can
go back and look at the footage and be like, Okay,
she walked into this oven, the door shut behind her,

(02:14:19):
she couldn't get out, or she was pushed into the
oven and the door was shut behind her and somebody
baked her. I don't know. I don't know. I walk
in freezers have an in like an exit thing to
help get you out, but people get stuck in them. True, so,
but I can't imagine walking ovens are intended for you

(02:14:41):
to walk into. I know it's in the name, right,
but you're not supposed to just reach in. I pushed
the cart in again. I don't know. Yeah, I don't
know how that works. But how horrible is that for
you to find your child baked, not charred, not stowe
charred right right, charred, burnt to a crisp with fluids

(02:15:04):
leaking out. No one smell it right right, Because burning
flesh has a very distinct smell. But this is roasting
and that's what my That's what I was going to say. Next, like,
this isn't burnt. I mean it would be eventually, but
this is slow baked. There stood should still be a smell.

(02:15:25):
While people texting in the comments, they're like, uh, wasn't
there any any control or safety measures? What's what safety measure?
Like a kill switch button on the inside. I bet
you they put them in there. Now listen, hindsight's twenty twenty.
But the practicality of that, They're like, surely this isn't
the first person to get baked into a walk you know,

(02:15:47):
in a walk in oven. Surely not, somebody texting him,
Why in the world would you build a walk in oven?
It's Walmart? Do you not see the fresh big goods
they put on it daily? I gotta be honest. A
lot of the breads I don't I don't know if
they're baked daily. I know that there's an area of
bread that you get and sometimes I grab it and
still frozen. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know either. I don't

(02:16:08):
get a lot of baked goods from Walmart. When I'll
go and get their pies every now and again when
I have a handkranp for pie or cheesecake. Yeah, that's terrible,
and talk about a hell of a way to go right.
Just that's one of my fears is being you know,

(02:16:29):
burned alive. Uh yeah, just finding your own kid dead
is one thing. To find them charred in such a
heinous way as another sounds like I've seen in an
a horror movie the killer. What's for the baker to
walk inside and locks her in and turns it on.
There's I wouldn't be surprised if there's foul play. Absolutely.

(02:16:50):
Another one, in reference to the teacher story that we
were talking about, The squeaky wheel gets the grease. Another one,
The squeaky wheel gets the grease. You have to be
able to get mad to get s dun Corbyn, No,
you don't. You get mad when things don't go your
way like a child. But it gets done. Not always
what happens when your kid keeps on crying and kicking
their feet. You finally give in and be like, fine,

(02:17:11):
here's some given, some given, some just let them cry.
This one I had to confront a teacher at my
son's elementary after she marked his spelling test wrong. She
insisted that Minneapolis was spelled a different way, even after
being shown numerous sources that she said were all wrong.
Had to take it to the principle to get her
to change. Is great. Uh. Sometimes laying into the principle

(02:17:35):
one emphasizes the point and two shows your daughter that
you have her back and are willing to go to
war for her. I've had to lay in to the
principle before, and yes changes were made because of it.
I mean, I can see the correlation, but you can
also have your kids back without screaming like a buffoon.
A different strokes for different folks. Man, it seems like

(02:17:57):
here's a lot of people that agree with me. Any
rational endo visual wouldn't let us. I don't know if
that's a good thing to be touting, dude, A lot
of people I agree with you. Yeah, a rational individual
wouldn't let a kid sit in front of the sit
in their own minstrel puddle. No, I would, I would
hope not. I would hope not. Uh. The worst part

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