BMMS 10-28-25

Another Sausage Party!!! There Was A Crazy High Speed Motorcycle Chase, Coke Found In A Halloween Bag, The Hot Sauce Incident, When The Booty Call Goes Wrong, AI Got It Wrong, LIstener E-Mails, Psychotic Disorders, To Tell The Truth, & Stupid Laws!!!

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but make sure it's a local band. I was going
through submissions as somebody suggested, shine down. That's a great idea. Yeah,
it is a fantastic idea. However, I don't think they're available.
Not local, not local. Maybe your favorite band, yes, but

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it's not your band. It's not a local band. So
make sure all that information you just heard done. Did
you see the news about the high speed motorcycle chase? Dude?
Have you seen the video? Oh yeah, did you see
the police officer tried to pit maneu for the bike
on his bike? Uh? Yeah, well on his motorcycle. I
send the he went bye bye from Well what I seen,

(05:01):
the officer did not try to pit maneuver him. He
tried to take out the officer. Because when it comes
to motorcycles, and I learned this from Excite Bike. Do
you remember that game? Absolutely, you want to if you're
in the front, you want to use your back tire
to take out their front tire. Right, use your back
wheel to take out their front wheel. And here's the reason.
Why your back wheel is stationery. You bump that front wheel,

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that's when it's going to lose control cause the person
to crash out. So, from what I know and what
I saw, the dude was trying to take the cop out.
The cop was not trying to take the dude out.
I can just only assume that's what the cop was
trying to do, because I don't think he was trying
to have a conversation. No, he's trying to get up
close to him and be like, hey, you need to

(05:45):
stop right now. Pull over. Yeah, yeah, that's how they
do it. Man. Now, the motorcycle police officer in a
high speed chase of one hundred and fifty miles per
hour is not going to try to speed up to
the cop the criminal and be like excuse me, no, No,
he's gonna be a little bit more aggressive than it.
Just an excuse me thirty you need the fat pull

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alva poo alva. That No, But he he's trying to
get up there and get his attention, be like, hey man,
you need to slow, you need to pull over, you
need to stop doing what you're doing right now. Uh.
At least that's that was my opinion. That's what I saw.
Whatever it could I could be totally wrong, but dude,

(06:27):
when he hit that car, did you see he was
pulling for another he was pulling for a gun. Oh no,
there's more to this. So yeah, he as he was.
You're right, he pulls a gun and he racks, racks
the gun, the weapon. Yeah, and he puts it like
it and all this is happening because he shot an officer, right,
the police for those are no domestic calls are a
police officer's most deadly calls. And they showed up to

(06:50):
a domestic and an officer got shot in the head.
They started firing on police officers as they arrived at
this domestic call, and one of the officers, deputies, got
shot in the head and he died. And so they
were pursuing. And this guy's weaving in and out of
traffic because you know, people play grand theft auto they do,

(07:14):
call a dude whatever, and they just don't realize there's
real consequences. I don't think they think they can just
reset or save. And this guy's racking a gun high
speed on hundred ffty miles per hour, one hundred and
forty hands free, which is wild and he gets almost

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approached by a cop on a motorcycle and the criminal
is like, I don't think you know what bike I have, right,
and just takes off. And then at one point he's
weaving in a car swerves and hits him. Come to
find out it was an off duty police officer who

(07:59):
I didn't know you could do this, went on duty. Okay,
he's like, I gotta guys, don't worry. Performed a legal
maneuver to end the chase, and he show did didn't
he And the person that did this is injured went
to the hospital. And that's as that's as much as

(08:20):
I know. Yeah, I thought the guy was toast because
when he hit that car, when the officer maneuvered on him,
he went flying up and the bike landed on top
of him and then tumbled a little bit further down
the road. And I thought that guy was toast. He
was done. But as he was swarmed by seven eight

(08:42):
other officers, you can see that he's kind of moving around,
not not quickly now, but he was still moving, Which
is is this good? Wild? Because it's not. I doubt
he was wearing the jacket with the plate right right,
no gumble protection at least he was wearing a helmet
of him, that for sure. But yeah, he wasn't wearing

(09:03):
full protective garb. He had. He had a jacket on,
so he had some sleeves on. He had some kind
of protection. He had jeans on, so there's some kind
of protection. It's not like he went down on shorts
in a tank top with flip flops, which I see
a lot of summertime douchers out there riding their bikes
around with their shorts and their flip flops and the

(09:24):
tank tops. And you know, I look at him, I'm like,
I'm glad you're comfortable right now, but you're not gonna
be when you go down. I'll do you one better.
Girls who right on the back wearing heels, oh god
it uh, you know, I got my lady on the
back of the bike gets hot when in the summertime
she's wearing those shorty shorts and tank top. But it

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still bothers me as a person who's gone down a
couple of times, you know it that I fear for
her in the event that God forbid that ever happens.
She is not going to be feeling good right. So
she's new and I try to teach her. You know, hey,
you need to least be wearing jeans and a T shirt. Okay,

(10:09):
but either way sucks to be this guy. Yeah, I
was trying to see if I could see an update
on the guy. Oh yeah, I'm sure he is in
the hospital, handcuffed to a bed with an armed officer
guarding the room. Probably more than one more than likely
if he is. If he has shot and killed an officer,

(10:30):
You're absolutely right, they have at least two there. It's
one of the crazy things that police officers have to
go through because, like one of the officers, not only
is it their brother, right, they probably channel it as
it could have been me. Yeah, And so everybody responds

(10:52):
as they should and all hands on deck type of thing.
And then you gotta save the guy. Yeah, when you
feel like kicking the s out of him for doing
what he did to his to your brother, your fellow coworker. Yeah,
I could see where that would make me a tough decision.

(11:12):
You might not be as soft and gentle with them, though,
I would think anyway. I mean maybe I don't know,
you sees, I don't know. I can't imagine what it's
like to be a police officer and try to manage
those emotions. M I'm sure it's tough. Yeah, crazy video.

(11:33):
If you have not seen the police chase, yeah, I
just don't. I also don't know, especially when there's a Hell,
I know enough from watching GTA that a helicopter, unless
you can get into the sewer system, you're not escaping.
You're not escaping. That is good GTA reference right there,
because that is surefire away to escape the police. Yeah,

(11:54):
hopping end of the sewers. Yeah, but but we don't
that's not a real thing. No, knock you anyway. Maybe
in LA. I don't know, not enough that you're gonna
be able to get away. Yeah, and the helicopters they'll
just fly back. The helicopter will just watch. And I
think I'm not one hundred percent sure if it was

(12:17):
the pilot that called it or if it was another
news anchor. But as I'm listening to it, you know,
he's talking about the dangers of going so fast and
what could happen, and he pretty much called the accident
like this guy is going to wreck his motorcycle. And
it cracked me up because as he's doing his commentary
or whatever, and then the guy wrecks his bike, and

(12:39):
the woman news the anchor, she's like, we didn't see
that coming. Well, honestly, your partner, they're dead. He called
it a second ago. He knew what was going to happen.
I think it was. I think it was the helicopter pilot.
I'm not one hundred percent because you would think so anyway,
because they've seen so many of those instances happened. I

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kind of felt like it was for sure happening when
he decided to go hands free. Right now, I've done
that before. I've kicked back because the bike will keep
itself up all right, unless you slow down to a
speed that's too slow, and then it'll fall over. I
haven't done it at one hundred and fifty miles an hour,

(13:21):
but you know it's sixty five seventy. Yeah, it's kind
of kicked back and relax a little bit. I've seen
guys on I'm seeing videos on the YouTube. There was
this one cat. He was riding a street light Harley Street.
Lde had the cruise control on and this fool was
kicked back, got his legs up, you know, leaned way

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the hell back his and just kind of leaning on
the back seat, you know, just just chilling. There was
another one where the dude was eating a bowl of
cereal going down the road. I'm like, what what, that's insane.
But there's a traumatic difference between doing that in your car,
which also stupid, yeah, and doing it on a motorcycle. Well,
that's what I was talking about. Guy eating cereal on
a motorcycle going down the Oh. I thought you mean

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in a car. No, No, on a motorcycle. It's so
so stupid. Why man, is your fruit loops that important?
You can't wait till you get to the uppar uh?
And it had to have been for a video that
would be the only more likely, more than likely that's
what it was. But you know, like with the guy
that was leaned back, got his legs kicked up and

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just like reclining on his on his motorcycle, you know,
And yeah, that's cool and to get video clicks. But
things can happen in the blink of an eye. And
when you are kicked back that far, legs up, they're
not on the foot controls, you're not on the brake,
you're not on the you know gear. Something happens, you

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don't have time to snap up real quick and bride control.
You know, at least if if I'm doing it, and
I just admitted I've done it, and I'll probably continue
doing it. I my hands are off right, maybe in
my pockets right, but I'm still upright. I've still got
feet near the break and near the foot of controls,

(15:05):
and I can just easily grab the bars and take control,
access to emergency. Absolutely there, absolutely the Do you think
people that do that have no fear of death or
do you think they're showing off? They're showing off. I,

(15:26):
as cool as it sounds, I don't have a fear
of death. Bull as everybody does. Everybody does. Nobody wants
to die. Yeah that's true. But I think you can
not be afraid of death and also be afraid of death. No, no, no,
you can. You can not be afraid of death but

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then also try not to die. True, you you show
some kind of restraint there. To me, though, those people
who aren't afraid of death, who say they aren't afraid
of death, are willing to do whatever, no matter what
the consequence is. Like I am I am read to
you to die. You know. It's one of those things.

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And I don't think anybody's really like that. I think
that they're stupid. They let their ego get in the way.
You know, they're showing off, and they'll say, I'm not
afraid of death. I'm not afraid to die. I ride
a motorcycle every day. I exceed the speed limit sometimes
most of the time. But I am afraid to die.
I'm not gonna lie. I am. I don't want to

(16:29):
die right now. That's all that's to resk to it.
I think Bill, you should be more afraid of an
injury that will change your life forever and having to
live with it more than death. So a couple of
weeks ago, maybe a month ago, whatever, went to BBB.

(16:50):
We're riding down Barbecue. Yes, in Arkansas. We're riding down
the Pig Trail, which is a very famous stretch of
highway that's got a lot of curves in it, and
I've done it multiple times, and my friends, uh sometimes
ask me, man, why you why are you trailing back there?
Are you afraid to get into these corners? And I

(17:13):
tell them, Uh, once you go down in one, you
kind of don't want to do whatever again. And that's
what happened to me coming back from Rocklahoma went down
in a turn and I said to myself, then I
don't ever want to do that again. So you know what,
if you want to hammer those turns and you want to,
you know, slide and grind around them, have at it.

(17:34):
You know what I'm doing sitting back here, chilling, going
at a pace that's comfortable for me, and I'm gonna
make it out alive. Well, I saw it in the movies. Yeah, sure, fantastic.
Then I can handle it. And you may have done
it a couple of times, but still, man, I've been
on that trailing up and I've seen enough people slide
off the road down into a ravine. I'm good. I
don't want that to happen. Yeah, and I'm sure as

(17:56):
hell ain't doing one hundred and fifty miles an hour
down the highway trying to escape with the police. Yeah,
that's crazy, dude. The video's wild. If you haven't seen
the police chase that happened out in California with the
motorcycle hitting speeds of like one hundred and forty nine
miles per hour, it's insane. So not only is this
guy probably severely injured, yea, he will be going to

(18:19):
jail for a long time. Well, I mean that was
already determined. Yeah, yeah, maybe because he killed a cop.
That's why he was like, well, I mean, it might
as well go for it, and if I die, I die, right,
if there's a one percent chance, okay, Yeah. But the
problem with that mindset, which maybe is the mindset of
an abuser, if that's what this guy was, that's what
the call was for that you don't have empathy for

(18:43):
others because you put a ton of people at risk
doing that. You're dud just because you you thought, well,
if that one percent chance, I might get away, right.
But the fun thing is is you may outrun the police. Hell,
you may even escape ghetto bird. Right, It's gonna catch

(19:03):
up to you eventually. Cameras are everywhere nowadays. I just
read that story yesterday about the guy in Brazil who
torched his car for insurance money, thinking he'd get away
with it. But what there's cameras everywhere and he got caught,
and same thing would happen with this guy. You know
those ten inmates that escaped the Louisiana prison right right,
they got away for a while, yeah, one of them

(19:25):
for a long time. Yeah, you know, what they eventually
got him though. Yeah, people texted in the name of
the guy who Yeah, I'm not from I'm good. Yeah, yeah,
all right, we got to take a break. We got
tickets for a day to remember we're gonna give away.
We'll do that coming up here in a minute. You're
listening to The Big Mad Mornings. This quikies are stories

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you may have missed in the news. We cover them
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you want to know more. It's time for news quakies.
World news, local news, and news that just makes you say,
what the Here's corby MBM Lindsay with what's going on
News quickies from the Big Man Morning, showing ninety seventy
five possible cocaine dropped into Treater Treater's bag. This comes

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out of Pennsylvania, as a matter of fact, where this
grandmother to an eight year old kid was going through
the Halloween candy right checking it like all good grandparents
and parents do, and that's when she found a bag
that was a little corner piece of a sandwich bag
tied into a knot, and she's like, what the hell

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is this and calls the police. The police come out,
they do a little test, they say that it shows
that it was likely cocaine. The police chief says that
he thinks it was an accident. Of course, it was
being done on purpose. He went on to say that
people that could afford that kind of drug usually don't

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give it out for free and trick or treat bags.
They say that shouldn't be worried, but go ahead and
check the candy anyway. Chief went on to say that
not knowing where this bag came from does make it
a lot harder for the investigation. But they're asking if
anybody has any info to go ahead and come on forward. Yeah,

(21:16):
come on, there's no no. There was the story this
morning about you know, watch for edibles in your kid's
trigger treat bag and the concern is that the packaging
and looks stuff looks very similar to real which is true. However,
they usually the package has multiple in it. Well, everybody's

(21:39):
gonna drop a full package of weed nerds right right. Also,
there's labels all over that says this product contains THCHC.
You know, got a little pot lafon there and as
the warning that goes with it, and again most users
aren't going to here you go, kid, have fun with

(21:59):
that one, right, They're not putting their weed gummy bears
next to their regular gummy bears. I'm like, oh, I
just got confused. Wait, but you're high and disoriented and like,
hey man, he go yeah, it's it's not happening. Yeah. Well,
see what you do is you get the kid hooked
at a young age, and then they just go searching,
you know, for dealers, right, and especially if you put

(22:22):
your cart on it, then they know where to go
back to. It's mister nute guy, Get out of here.
Get out of here. You gonna go to every house. Hey,
I've got some really good gummies. When I came here
last year for trick or treat, those left. The problem
is the guy in the black trench coat, you know

(22:42):
that keeps to himself and drives a geometro. You're gonna
think of him, right, of course, but it's not. He
just likes to, you know, free ball it underneath his coat.
You know what else? This might be Grandma trying to
cover it up. You know, I didn't even really think
about that. You very well could be right, but accidentally
dropped in the kid's bag. Oh no, some trick or treating.

(23:03):
So like maybe the kid was digging through and she's like,
what's this and she covered it up her habit. Oh
that must I don't know where that came from. But
if that's the case, she wouldn't have called the police. Yeah,
you wouldn't sell the bit. Ah No, No, I'm thinking
that the grandma would be like, oh, well, let me
take care of that for you. I'll go that doesn't
tick that away, throw that away for you. That's not

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a rece teacher's aid on leave after hot sauce incident.
This happens in Washington, d C. Where elementary school is
being investigated after allegedly the teacher allegedly put hot sauce
on a student's tongue. The aid at the elementary school
reportedly put gloves on, then put hot sauce on her finger,

(23:50):
and then put her finger in the child's mouth. Ew, well,
did she used gloves? Where's the you? Where's the you?
She used gloves, She didn't bare finger this thing, and
that hardly makes it less concerning. You See, people do
it in movies or emphasize some sort of oral copulation. Right,

(24:15):
So it is a sexual move to put your finger
in someone's mouth. Okay, yes, to put it in somebody's
mouse if you look at it that way. And a
rubber glove is hardly the barrier. Listen, it's practicing safe fingering.
What the deal is here, though, is and it's happened
to me a lot. The kids will come up be like, hey,
they see something you have in this case is hot sauce,

(24:36):
and it's been happened in my case. Hey, I want
some of that? You sure pretty hot? Well, yeah, I
want some of it. So you put a little damb
on your finger and right there on that tongue, and
then they realize I don't want that. Witnesses told police
that the aid felt the nine year old autistic student
deserved punishment. I just got it. The aid has been

(25:01):
placed on leave while the school district and the police investigate. Okay,
I mean I think teachers and aides have no business
punishing students. You are not trained to punish. You're probably right.
Who is then at the school? The parents? Okay, So

(25:24):
I mean an incident happens at school, you gotta wait
till you get home to receive some form of punishment.
Now you go to the principal's office, the principal's office
calls the parent. You won't be returning to class. Okay,
that's it. I guess. I guess these people are not
trained to punish. We're old enough, Corbyn. You and I

(25:47):
both that got swats in school. So and it was fine. No, yes,
it was just fine because you know what, you get
some of those teachers that put the heat behind it,
and you've learned your lesson real quick. I don't. It's
just intimidation. That's not learning a lesson. Yeah, I tell
you what, I got my ass swatted a few times
and that last one that was hot never messed with

(26:10):
it ever again. Right, because you were scared to get hit, Right,
it wasn't that you learned the lesson. Oh, you learned
your lesson. You don't want to get hit, therefore you
straighten up and you don't do it again. I'm just
saying that, especially with the training some teacher aides especially, Yeah,
I'll agree with you there. Teacher AI's have no business
at all whatsoever. They're not the actual teachers. You're just

(26:32):
there helping and learning, like you know OJT, you know
OTJ on the job training whatever, so you don't have
to you shouldn't be messing with that at all. Woman
admits to Booty call Arson attack. This is amazing comes
out of New Jersey. There's a thirty five year old
woman named Taja Russell. Now she is the admitted side

(26:52):
piece of a guy named Curtis Stokes. All right, so
at four o'clock in the morning, not too long ago,
she texted Curtis Hello. Curtis responded with bring you ass.
He's wanting to get some Max. That's a move right there,
I'm telling you. She knows that she's the side piece,
she knows she's only there for the sex, and she's
okay with it. So she drives from wherever to Curtis's apartment. Well,

(27:17):
she gets the Curtis's apartment, knocks on the door. Curtis
never answers, We'll come to find out. Curtis is inside
a sleep right, yeah, I'm order de door, Nash. It's
four of the morning. I guess, says that I blamed
the guy anyhow, So that's when she starts sending a
series of threats via text message. She says, you smoked.

(27:41):
I see you want to die. I swear to God,
I hope you die. And it was Shortly after that
is when Teja Here went to the local Conico bought
a container of lighter fluid, some matches, and a lighter.
She goes back to Curtis's apartment, covers the door with
lighter fluid, sets it on fire, turns around and leaves.

(28:05):
Right Curtis wakes up to the smell of smoke, tries
to go out the front door. It's the only exit
of the house. Well, it's on fire. He can't leave,
so he ends up breaking a window in order to
get out of the apartment. Then runs down to the
police station that was nearby, tells the police what's happening,
and of course they come put the fire out. Dead
of the dick. Well they now this. Tasia gal is

(28:30):
looking at felony charges. She is looking at I make
sure I get this right, aggravated arson, which is a
second degree felony. She is also looking at attempted mere
dere and aggravated assault as well. Yeah, but he learned
his lesson, right, sure did wake up? He learned his

(28:53):
lesson did not be uh calling anybody, right, Well, she
contacted him. He didn't contact her. She contacted him, and
he's like, well, she she wants the d come on down.
Bring yes, but he fell asleep. I guess yeah, drink it.
Put on a pot of coffee. It's gonna be a

(29:13):
little while for what you get here. Officials call for
an investigation after AI mistakes bag of chips for gun.
Oh God. Officials in Baltimore calling for an investigation after
an AI gun detection system accidentally mistok a bag of
chips for a gun. Baltimore County officials say the mistake
that happened at Kinwood High School was unacceptable. Kim Wood,

(29:34):
that's a very you know, that's an epiphany right there, right.
Kimwood High School student Takey Allen says he ate a
bag of chips while waiting with friends after football practice practice.
He then crumpled it up and put it in his pocket.
He said. About twenty minutes later, police approached him and
told him to get down on the ground and then
cuffed him. Police told him the school's AI system detected

(29:55):
a gun, which turned out to be a bag of Dorito's.
Here's the thing, they've got to figure out how to
verify some of the stuff. Yeah, the face recognition stuff,
there's a big problem with that. Yeah, they it'll mistake
people or misinterpret people a lot, so you can't. It's
like on your phone if you have that face reader

(30:17):
on your phone. Sometimes I'll like try to hide from
it and it gets it. I'm like settled down really
because I try to use and it's like, we don't
recognize your face. Fool, It's my face. It's been the
only face here forever. Tell me you don't recognize my face.
All Right, we're gonna take a break and we'll be back.
Good morning, GIMPI, Well, good morning, Corbin. I want you

(30:38):
to join me this Friday night. I want to be
on a Lady Gooddivas for their Scared Stiff Halloween party. Yeah,
costume contest, of course, sexy ladies, cold drinks. I'll be
broadcasting live from five to seven, but there's a good
chance that I'll probably be out there way longer than that. Again,
Lady Goodivas this Friday, come join me. Okay. So this

(30:59):
little could was at school and they showed a scary
movie in the horror movie in the class and the
parents have since sued the school because their daughter was
diagnosed with a cute transient psychotic disorder because of it.

(31:22):
Uh So this happened in another country, but we don't
know what film it was, but according to parents one
of the students, it was a horror movie that had
very serious impact on this little girl. Problems allegedly began
on the evening following the screening, when the young girl
began exhibiting unusual symptoms, including incoherence and loss of touch

(31:47):
with reality. Her parents obviously took this very seriously went
to a hospital where she was diagnosed with a cute
and transient psychotic disorder. Parents decided to file a lawsuit,
and they claimed that watching horror movies directly contributed to
their daughter's mental illness and that the school failed to

(32:08):
properly fulfill its educational supervision duties. Medical records showed that
neither the child nor other members of her family had
any history of mental illness, Okay, which I'll circle back
to in a second. On the other side of that,
the school has denied responsibility, insisting the student's psychotic disorder
had been caused by special constitution or potential existing mental problems,

(32:33):
and the school's lawyers said that they really only accept
about ten percent of the responsibility of the situation. The
court decided that the school had a little bit more
responsibility thirty percent, which I love this with that's how
we decide things. I love that rather than nah, a
little bit no about thirty percent responsible And so one

(32:57):
the family put in their history there was no you know,
history of mental illness. Yeah, well that's if you don't
know that. I think most of us know our parents
dealt with some mental issues. They just either didn't know
what happened or didn't acknowledge it, right, So yeah, you
would write no, right, because it's not like they're going
to come out and tell you, Yeah, your mom is

(33:17):
schizophrenic or whatever. Right, you were just like, ah, crazy mom, Yeah,
we all have that crazy ant or whatever. Right. So
that sent me down a rabbit hole of common symptoms
or common situations. These are real stories of people that

(33:38):
have had a cute and transient psychotic disorder. And when
I read these, you tell me if anything sounds normal?
Okay about this? Okay? Thirty year old man was struck alone.
After getting sick, he had to like stay home. Within
a few days, he became convinced his neighbors were watching

(34:00):
him through the walls. He shouted for his bout from
his balcony, for help, refused food. Finally they got him
to a hospital. They helped him sleep and calmed down.
Five days later, he's back to normal. Okay, not a
bit of an episode. They gave him some meds, he
calmed down and sleep. Yeah. Another one, a woman in
her thirties, had her first baby. Within a week, she

(34:22):
started insisting the newborn wasn't hers, that someone had switched
the babies. She wouldn't let anyone touch the child. After
arrest and a short hospital stay, her mind cleared and
she realized how real it had all felt. She later
said it was like waking up from a nightmare. I
didn't know I was having. Postpartum is a real thing.
It is real, a serious thing. And also she learned
her lesson and being in the hospital. I don't want

(34:45):
to go back. Everything's great, I'm fine, right. Uh, this
is a different one. A crowded religious gathering, a twenty
five year old man suddenly claimed he'd been chosen by God.
He shouted scripture for hours, didn't sleep, and said demons
were trying to stop him. His family brought him home.
He slept for two straight days, and within a few

(35:05):
weeks he was back to his normal self. These are
all examples of acute psychotic disorder so far. The running
thing as everybody goes to sleep and wakes up normal. Fine,
he just an everyone. A thirty five year old nurse
was working double ships at a hospital when she started
hearing voices telling her she was killing patients. She obviously

(35:30):
became terrified of her coworkers and begged to go home.
Her family got her help, and after a week of
rest and medication, the voices faded. She said exhaustion and
guilt pushed her past the limit. Okay. A college student
saw his best friend die in a car accident. The

(35:50):
next day, he started talking to the friend as if
he were still alive, saying he could hear him in
the TV. His family brought him home, He went to therapy,
got some sleep, got some sleep. The delusions faded within
a month. M hm. He described it later as his
brain refusing to accept what it happened. I believe that
that's very yeah, and also sleep. Yeah. Woman in her

(36:14):
forties went through a bad breakup started watching the news NonStop.
She became convinced the anchors were talking directly about her life.
Oh God. She called the TV station demanded that they
stop her sister fifty fifty uh, and after two weeks

(36:35):
she began to realize it wasn't real and said she
felt both crazy and relieved. Or she learned her lesson
and said, I'm not crazy. Will you stop talking about
me and my life? Ma'am? That was a story about
a squirrel wire, you know, water surfing here? Could you

(36:56):
fifty one to fifty your brother? Let me phrase that,
how far? How crazy would your brother have to be
to fifty one to fifty? So for those that's a
psychotic oult. Yeah, And I'm just using you as an
example because you talk about how import and your brother
is to you, sure and so like, what would the
episodes have to be like for you to be like, yo,
you need to go because you're very much like hey,

(37:18):
let people be who they want to be. Absolutely one
hundred percent. If he decided to take his truck and
run over a group of pedestrians on a sidewalk, I
think that would definitely it would have to be extreme,
well extreme for me to if that happened, you wouldn't
be ordering it, No, somebody else would. He'd be in

(37:39):
jail exactly, But so far if if if he's acting
out of the ordinary. I would question and be like, hey, bros, everything,
oh everything okay, yeah, and sit down and have the
conversation with him. But to order him to a mental
hospital probably wouldn't happen. It would have to be something

(38:00):
super extreme. You know, I ran my car into a
jack in the box. But what if he starts talking
about you know, he's seeing demons walking amongst us, doesn't
come out of his house, won't go play disc golf
and that's the only thing he talks about, and how
they're hunting him and things like that. I let him

(38:21):
get it out. I'm there to I'm there for you
to vent and they get it all out. But like
it doesn't stop. It goes on for like a year,
and it does still it go on for two, three, four,
five years. Doesn't bother me any you know, everybody goes
to their own stuff, right and and so if that's
the case, you know, again, I'm going to question it
and let him talk and get it all out and

(38:42):
try to talk him through it before I send him
to a hospital that neither one of us need to,
can't afford, or need to deal with. H SO is
not sending and this is it we're just talking about example. Yeah,
so by the not sending, is it about the money.
It's about the money, It's about the you know, do

(39:06):
you really need that? Do you really need to be
heavily sedated, turned into a zombie, drooling all over yourself,
banging your head up against a window in an institution. No,
I think there's other ways around this. Sometimes that's not
all I mean, that's you're describing a movie scenario, right, Like,
that's not anybody who goes to a hold. That's not

(39:27):
exactly what happens. No, But at the same time, we
all know you've got to prove that you're not crazy
before they let your crazy ass out. And you know
how hard that is, right, So to prevent all that
from happening, I would just let talk him through it,
let him get it all out, keep a watchful lye
on him, make sure that he's not a danger to

(39:48):
himself or others, you know, And when it crosses that
line to where he is a danger to himself and others,
that's when I make the call and be like, Okay,
I love you, but you need to go. You need
to go to lockdown for a little while. I don't
know what the trigger would be because I think you're
saying prudent things like I don't know. I guess maybe

(40:10):
if they started talking like that all the time and
they looked sleep, I don't know. Yeah. So we have
partied enough together, not you and I but me my brother, right,
and we have been up for numerous days in a
row together. You know that that stuff doesn't startle me.

(40:35):
I know all that comes to an end. Does that
make sense? Yeah, So that's why I feel like, all right,
we'll just talk it out. I'll be right there for you.
I probably wouldn't go home. I probably end up staying
at his house or whatever, because in a situation like that,
I feel you need to be in a comfort space.
Comfortable space, and forcing him over to my house is

(40:57):
not a comfortable space. You know. It's like, have you
ever dealt with anybody on a bad trip? Oh yeah, yeah,
it just got away from me exactly. Well, you just
got away from them, ye, right. But there's times where
you know, you gotta you gotta deal with them. You
gotta talk them down, you gotta talk them out, you
gotta convince him, you gotta keep them safe, and you
got to keep them comfortable because the moment that you

(41:18):
stray away from that comfort, that's when it gets even worse.
Here's some more of these people that are dealing with
a cute psychotic disorder. A healthy thirty six year old
woman got sick isolated herself. Within days, she began believing
people were trying to poison her food. She called relatives
at all hours, crying that someone's coming to get her.
Once she recovered physically and got treatment, the paranoia vanished.

(41:39):
She later said her sickness and fear had messed with
her head. Okay, yeah. Fifteen years another one, fifteen year
old girl lost her mother suddenly after a long illness.
A few months later, she started saying her mom was
still alive but hiding from her. She talked to empty
rooms and started going to stop going to school. Her
aunt got her counseling and treatment, and over a few
weeks back to reality and grieved properly. She told her

(42:03):
therapist she just couldn't handle the silence. Okay. Sixty three
year old woman found out their cancer had spread and
told her family she didn't want treatment. Within days, she
stopped talking normally and started blankly saying it's over. I'll
die soon. Doctors rolled out any physical cause and said
her mind had temporarily snapped under the shock. Four days later,

(42:26):
she started eating and talking again, as if waking from
a trance. Okay, that mine's a powerful thing, man, right,
Uh a sixty three year old woman, don't. No, I
just read that one. A thirty year old married man
had been chewing acria nuts sometimes I'm nut, and he

(42:49):
increased his dose significantly. He began hearing voices and believed
neighbors were plotting against him and became disorganized. He stopped
chewing on this nut, was treated and the symptoms stopped. Yeah,
he was eating loocints hallucinogens. Lesson, there don't be gobbling nuts.
During a crisis period. In Spain, thirty three adults with

(43:10):
no major prior psychiatric issues developed psychotic symptoms. They experienced delusions, hallucinations,
and other odd behaviors triggered by extreme stress. Okay, yeah,
that makes sense. In Italy, six people suddenly developed psychosis
while they were isolated for being sick. They believed strange

(43:30):
things like being infected, had religious delusions, and were hospitalized.
They had no prior history and all recovered. That's the
thing about mental illness. There's no prior history until it's there, right,
But again, you don't know. I mean just because that
person maybe it runs in the family, you don't know
about it. They don't talk about it. The family doesn't

(43:50):
talk about it. It's just you know, that's weird grandma
or whatever. You know. Like I'm going through this stuff
with the doctors or whatever, and they're asking me all
these questions health questions. I don't know, no might no
history of you know, stroke or illness, no history of cancer.
You know, So you just go with the information that
you have. Right, there should be another box of like

(44:13):
I'm unsure, right, I don't disagree with that at all,
because a lot of people don't talk about that stuff.
They don't or you don't think about Like, Hey, I'm
going to the doctor and then you get there and
you're in the waiting room and you gotta fill this questionnaire
and they're like, do you who has a history of
cancer in your family? You might know that, right, And

(44:36):
then they're like, who had high blood pressure? Uh? No
one right? Who had whatever deep vein tire bosis or whatever? Like,
no one right? Who had high cholesterol? No one right?
Because you don't know, So you just go no, and

(44:56):
then do they just overlook that because you wrote no, right,
act Well, it didn't show any family history. Text year says,
my sister had a schizo episode due to thyroid illness
set her food and drink were contaminated. Someone's trying to
poison her, someone was watching her, and she became extremely religious. Okay.
Another text says, plus the stigma of being labeled with

(45:19):
cential illness for the rest of your life. Yeah, nobody
wants to be known as the crazy person one hundred
percent right. Even taking medicine for mental stuff, people look
lower you, down right, look differently at you, judge you. Yeah,
I take medicine for my brain that I don't care

(45:40):
if people think there's a problem with it. It helps
me think more clearly. For me, it slows down events
so I can make better decisions. And it's not a
permanent solution. It just helps you along the way. I'm
on it for the second time in my life, okay,
and I recognized it happening and I was like, yo,
I need to go on this medicine again. Okay. So

(46:01):
you didn't know what was going on before they gave
you this. You realized it helped you got off of
it and then saw something coming up and you're like, oh, hey,
I need to be back on that again for a
little while. I'll do you one better. I didn't. I
was having these crazy, crazy episodes. I was having these
moments of like feeling feeling crazy, right, And I went

(46:25):
to the doctor and we talked about it. Asked me
what I was taking. I'm like, I don't know, like
a leave or allergy medicine, whatever the A one is.
I forget And he was like allegra and he was
like really, And I was like yeah. And he's like,
how have you take it? I'm like, ah, like maybe
five times a week because allergies, Yeah, once a day

(46:46):
makes sense. Yeah, And he's like, let's stop taking it.
Come back in a week, okay. So I stopped taking it,
went back in felt dramatically better. He's like, yeah, there
are studies that show, and maybe it wasn't Allegra, that
there are certain allergy medicines that mess with your head. Right.
That's the fun thing about pharmaceuticals, right, They put all

(47:07):
these chemicals together blah blah blah, and it helps you
with whatever symptoms that you may be having. And it
cracks me up every time when these commercials come on,
because usually the side effects are way worse than what
you're trying to get treated for or whatever, and it's
just like you don't know, you don't know what they're
putting in there. You don't know what chemicals they're putting
in this to make you better. You just you trust

(47:32):
the doctor who went to school for eight years and
they're like okay, and you just take it, and then
you have adverse effects like that, and then you get
another doctor. It's like, oh wait, wait a minute, mabe,
you shouldn't do that because of this, not only that,
try to find a crazy doctor, like go through your entrance,

(47:53):
try and find one, and then you see how many
there are. You're like, uh, they look nice, right, I
don't know how. And then you're like, well, I'll sit
there and talk and if I don't like it, I'll
just go see another one. Okay. But then you do
the same thing. You gotta rehash everything again. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
So it's an exhausting process. I can get it. I
was on well you tre in there for a little
while trying to fix something because I was going through

(48:15):
some things. I didn't like it. I took myself off
of it. They're like, oh, you shouldn't do that. No,
it could, it could ruin things for you. You know
what best decision I ever made? What was it that
made you want to go? I need to get off this.
I just didn't like the way it made my brain feel, okay,
all wiry and staticky, and I was just like, this
doesn't feel right. I am just going to go ahead

(48:37):
and take myself off of this and I'm going to
deal with things as I normally do. And you know,
out doctors absolutely And you know what best decision I
ever made? Because I felt a lot better after that.
We got tickets for a day to remember. We're gonna
give those away when we come back. More of the
Big Men Morning Show is never done it this way.
So I just need to hold on a second because

(49:00):
we're doing a little give. Let's play a game. Oh yeah, wow,
I'm looking for it because I don't know where anything
is now. If you just go to mine, it's very
pom well, I still would you know what it is? Anyway? Uh,
We're going to play sync scene and get Lindsay's out,

(49:20):
So it's just gonna be Gimpy night. But the current
record is, well, I'm leading with ten or eleven. You
have tan and Lindsay has nine. Last week's Winter Nobody. Yeah,
So it doesn't matter anyway because Lindsay's not here. So
your choices are Corbyn and Gimpy eight three three four
six oh K M O D eight three three four
six oh K M O D. Call up, decid. Who's

(49:40):
going to be your clue giver? Whoever gets the most
right is winning those tickets to see A Day to
Remember at the Bok Center on November twentieth. Get your
tickets Bokcenter dot com. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
My name is Brian.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Hello, Brian, how are you good? Good Brian? Who do
you want to give clues? GIMPI or Corbin? Let's go
with Gimpy, Brian. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
starts after the first clue. Are you ready? Yeah? All right,
here we go. All right, Brian. This is a early
two thousand songs about somebody that released the hounds, who

(50:21):
let the dogs out? That is correct. This is Jonathan
Davis's band, named after a vegetable and the last word
of This title of this song is the opposite of death,
got life. You've got You've got gotten, You've got life.

(50:41):
What's word in the middle? Oh? There you go?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
This is an eighties artist who is hooked on an
emotion the no no, no no so Uh another word?
What's the opposite of hate? Love? And if somebody is
hooked on love, you would say they are what like

(51:08):
some people get blanked on pills addicted to love? There
you go. This is early two thousands reggae guy about
his girlfriend time time, time time, and it looks like
four is what you got. That's pretty good man, Brian,
hang on the line. Okay, okay, good morning, you're on

(51:35):
the air. What is your name? My name is Mitch, Mitch.
How are you, buddy. I'm doing great. How are you
good man? We've got one minute. We've got to beat four.
I'm gonna give you clues for song titles. Are you ready?
I am ready? All right? This is the This song
is by the King of Eighties soundtrack and it's the

(51:57):
song is the same title as the movie about Kevin
Bacon and him not being able to dance. Oh uh yes, uh.
This is slim Shady And this is the song about
not being found being found. Ooh, I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
I'm not a rap guy.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Uh sure, opposite of win, lose, lose, lose control, lose yourself,
lose yourself. There you go. Uh, this is the It
sounds like the name of a person, but it's actually
the name of a of a band. And this is
the song that you play, uh that you always see

(52:46):
people like, hey play blank at a or maybe you
hear that. Yes, uh Darryl and John about a woman
who consumes opposite of female. Yes. Uh, this is Freddie Mercury.
This is the Galileo son of a bitch. I'm sorry, Mitch.

(53:10):
We have a tie and there. Yeah, we have a tie,
and no one wins. You did awesome, man, but unfortunately
nobody wins anything. All right. You'll have a great one
to take the opportunity. Thank you man. Sorry Brian, it
was a tie, so nobody wins anything, all right, Sorry
buddy man. Three weeks in a row. Yeah, this is

(53:36):
the one that Gimpie ended on. And yeah, this is
guy gets caught cheating on his partner. Yeah, nineties song
nineties two thousand, Yeah, late nineties year And if you
have really long hair, they may say you have blank hair. Uh.
The singer's name is what's his name? From the dope

(53:58):
kid who did all the drugs in the Uh oh god,
what's his name? Shaggytoints Shaggy? That wasn't me? Yeah, And
then I think you got it right at the end.
I mean Freddie Mercury's band, The Rock Opera. They made
a movie based on the title of this song. I

(54:19):
think is pretty that Wayne's world headbanging. Yeah, yeah, just
a little bit more time probably would have had it.
Queen Bohemian Rhapsody, all right the record now leaves meet
with eleven, leaves you with ten, leaves lendsay with nine.
Call this says here. Let the shutdown hits four weeks.
Funding for food assistants is set to run out Saturday,
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Issue of the affordable here at subsidies, which are scheduled
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that could double average out of pocket predium cost. Republicans, however,
insist the government must reopen before any negotiations take place.
Over seven hundred thousand federal employees remain furloughed, while the
central workers continue to work for free. Yesterday saw almost

(55:07):
seven thousand flight delays as air traffic control towers deal
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I would not want to be flying right now. No
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(55:33):
Takeyachi Takichi signed the agreement, which outlines what are called
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Later this week, Amazon and Paramount announce layoffs. Amazon's going

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to start laying off as many as thirty one thousand
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of the company's corporate workforce. Amazon CEO Andy Jazzy said
that over the summer that using artificial intelligence will let
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(56:19):
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thousand at some time in the near future, like thirty
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So time for listener emails and I had two ready

(57:22):
to go, but we just got a text from somebanyana.
I think when someone sends a text with a question
like this, especially for this segment, I want to try
and get to it right away for sure. And so
they sent a text with needing help on something and
it says, I have a question if you guys can
answer it. I've lost my mother and she's in the hospital.

(57:43):
She was diagnosed with severe No, I'm lost, Comma. My
mother is in the hospital. Comma. She was diagnosed with
severe liver cirrhosis and the doctor said she has three
months left at best. The whole situation is lost me
has me lost? How does someone deal with losing a

(58:04):
parent like this? I didn't think i'd lose my mother
at thirty, Okay, it's a fair feeling. That is heavy.
That is a fair feeling. Yeah, I lost my mom
at thirty two, so not quite thirty, a little bit older, yeah,
but regardless about that same age. Yeah, and at least

(58:30):
this person, it's not a surprise. I mean that's kind
of a surprise. Yes, and no, you didn't get the
call while you are at work one day saying your
mom's dad. That's what I mean by surprise. She's in
the hospital. The doctor, you know, they have a diagnos
they know what's going on, you know what I mean. Yeah,

(58:51):
I'm not saying that makes it any easy. Yeah. I
was thirty five when I lost my dad, So not
the same as thirty but you know, in the same world. Bit,
it's tough, man, all that's tough. Yeah, losing somebody, are
knowing you're going to lose somebody, Yeah, it's tough. That's

(59:11):
why I kind of always have that attitude of, uh,
don't wait to be told you're dying twice, right, because
you should know you're dying already every day. Yeah. Well,
the moment we're born, we begin to die. That's true.
That's true. And I understand how dark that may be,
but that puts my mind in being present. Yeah, and

(59:33):
so not only that thought process. There's a book called
to Die with Zero Dying with Zero, and it is
about how people save all this money for for when
they retire, right, and then they're old retired because they
have to work till those sixty five but they can't

(59:54):
travel because they're old, right, or don't want you know,
they can't go anywhere or they're traveling. They want to
do doesn't include, you know, being in a metal tube
for eight to nine hours, and so you don't do
any of those things, no, because you physically cannot. And
so it talks about even like you're saving money to
leave to your kids, rather than using that money you're

(01:00:16):
putting away to save for your kids now to make
memories with your kids while they're alive and want to right,
it's kind of what basically what the book is about.
And since I've had that attitude and read that book,
that's why I went on five trips this last year.
But it's not tober Man. That's a wild amount of trips.
But you never know what's going to happen, you know.

(01:00:39):
I get up every day and I am and I'm
thankful every day. I say thank you for allowing me
to wake up, just because you never know. And it's
only been within the last oh hell, I don't know.
I guess since I lost both my parents that I
realized anything can happen at any point in time. Yeah,

(01:01:00):
so you might want to make the best of every
day that you have and be grateful for every day
that you have, so I try. I try to do that.
Lis Remol says their mother is in the hospital. She's
been diagnosed with severe liver sorhosis, and the doctor said
she has three months to left at best. This whole

(01:01:21):
situation has me lost. How does someone deal with losing
a parent like this? Bmmss and whatever you think to
eight two nine four five. This tex says, lost my
dad at thirty five changed everything I knew. That's the
crazy thing about death. Rarely when someone dies does everything
go back to normal. If it's somebody in your orbit,
Oh for sure. Everything changes. Your outlook on life, how

(01:01:44):
you live, like, your feelings, your mental state, everything changes.
This text says once they figure out it's not about them,
it gets easier. It's about your mom dying, not you
dealing with her dying. Try being in her shoes. She's
the one dying. This one, Lisima, Mom is hard. I
lost my mom last year at forty one hardest thing
I've been through. Therapy helps so much. Let's see, we

(01:02:07):
got somebody on the line here. Hey, ry Ry, how
are you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
I'm good? Corvin, how are you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I'm good? Buddy? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Well? I lost my dad at eighteen and so and
a lot of the things that like I was there,
I got to call at school that he was going
to die, and you know, I had to go straight
to the hospital, and you know, I didn't get a
lot of time to reconcile with my dad, and so

(01:02:39):
that would be something that you know, you want closure
as much as you can. I think that if if
there's things that you want to get off your chest
and say to your parent before it's their time, and
you have this opportunity, you know, take it, really put
a lot of thought into it and make sure that
you're sending them off the best way pop, and make

(01:03:01):
sure that there's no stone unturned, if you will, so
that when they are gone, there's not guilt, there's not
a lot of sadness that's eaten at you all the time.
Because you know, I'm forty now and my dad passed
away when I was eighteen, and I would say it
still affects me to this day. And as a parent,
it's now you know, my goal is to always make

(01:03:25):
sure that I don't have that type of uh, you know,
I don't put that burden on my kids when it's
my time. So I think it's important that you always
get everything off your chest, and you know, if there's
any conflicts, you resolve it and just let them know
how much you love them before they go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Would your dad die of Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
He died of cancer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
So did you know he was sick?

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
So no, we didn't. So he went to the hospital
and I found out that he was at the hospital
and then he actually tried to get up and he
fell and he hit his head on the ground and
got it like a hematoma on it in his brain,
and they said he'd never wake up from that, so

(01:04:15):
we sought that they did emergency brain surgery and then
he woke up and I had about a day where
I could talk to him, and then after he woke
up and then he passed away.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
After that, Wow, that is a wild story, Ryan.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
So yeah, and you know, senior year in high school,
you know, when I did get to talk to him,
I just talked to him about you know, stupid stuff,
you know, and I was, you know, being an adult,
you know, it'd be there if there was things that
I could say to him. Now there's so many things
that I would say that I didn't get a chance

(01:04:55):
to And so yeah, I really think that, you know,
just getting that closure and letting that person know how
much you care about them, and you know, talk about
the good things that they did, you know, in your life,
and how they impacted you and helped shape you to
be the person that you are. I think all those
things are very important and if you have the opportunity

(01:05:15):
to talk through that, it's really cool to do so.
So that's what I would recommend to this listener.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Ryan, thanks for sharing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Man, absolutely, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
You see you. Everyboddy goes in for just you know,
doctor stuff and then falls and hits, That's what I'm
talking about, right, Anything can happen at any point in time.
This text says, having lost two dads at thirty three
within a months of each other. Honestly, it's gonna hurt
for a while. But grief is a process. As much
as I hate to say this, it really does just

(01:05:47):
take time. I lost my dad at nineteen. Then I
had a daughter seven months after he died. I didn't
know what to do, so I joined the army. One
would say, so you ran. That's that's definitely a possiblit
reasonable answer. There is no general advice that is going
to help lean on family and friends and grieve at
your own pace. And there's no shame in seeking professional help,

(01:06:11):
nuclear answer your inheritance, money for hookers in blow grief
is for tomorrow. You's text. I lost my mom at sixteen,
my dad at twenty eight. There's not really much you
can say or do to make you feel better. You
just have to cherish every moment as you should in life,
and sometimes life has to smack us in the face
to remember that. Just find your corner to cry about

(01:06:31):
it or whatever you do to help yourself. Then pick
up the pieces and just keep moving. Another text, lost
my mom at thirty to lung cancer. All you can
do is spend as much time with her as you
can and always try to live your life the way
you would make her proud. Ay ayes, you'd be doing
that before true dad, True that no ever. Another text,

(01:06:56):
really sorry to hear that, No sugarcoating. It's gonna suck,
real bad. Hardest part for me was realizing I'd never
get to hear him say I love you son again.
My soulace was putting everything into family, make maybe making
him proud that I'm a decent father. Best of luck, Dad,
Dad Club woo with us. Everybody joins it. Question is

(01:07:18):
when that dead Dad's dad listener email from someone who
says that their mother is in the hospital and she
is not doing well, and they say she's been diagnosed
with liver cirrhosis and the doctor said she has three
months left at best. Whole situation has me lost. How

(01:07:42):
does someone deal with losing a parent like this? This
tex says, my mom was diagnosed cancer in ninety eight.
I watched her dying until twenty nineteen. Oof. Damn, so
twenty one years just sitting there watching her fade away.
She fought and fought. It was rough. I'm still messed

(01:08:02):
up over it. However, go ahead, Well, there's one thing
of like an emergency and you have to go to
the hospital right then and see somebody die. That's rough, right.
A different kind of rough is trying to care for
someone for twenty years, Yeah, while they're going through the sickness.
That is also very rough. Yes, However, those are twenty

(01:08:25):
years that you had, twenty extra years that you had
that were not guaranteed. Yeah, So the way I look
at it is you got twenty extra years that you
weren't promised. That's a pretty good run, man. I mean,
most people think when you get cancer it's an instant,
you know, death sentence, and that's not the case. You know,

(01:08:47):
for some people it is, for others it is not.
So I say, with that particular person, be proud and
be glad that you got twenty extra years with your parents.
That we're not guaranteed. The sad truth and fact of
it at all is we are all going to die regardless. Okay,

(01:09:10):
So the fact that you got twenty extra years is
pretty impressive because there's a lot of people that don't
get that. Yeah, people like to say that, like, well,
at least you got a year and a half with
your dad. That doesn't make it less easier. I think
the thing is to keep in mind is never judge
someone's trauma, right, because the thing about grief, in my opinion,

(01:09:33):
and trauma is it never loses its potency. And yes,
this person may have gotten twenty years, but that doesn't
mean it was twenty years of vacations and fun. No,
And I'm not alluding to the fact that it was.
I'm sure it sucked. I'm sure it was hard to
sit there and watch your parents whither away. Well, it

(01:09:57):
was hard. For me to watch Steve Scott weather away
and we just yeah, you know what, I was rough.
So I, as much as it does suck, you kind
of got to look at the bright side of things.
Some would argue having them go quickly or suddenly might
be easier than watching them die. I could see that

(01:10:17):
side of an argument. So it's back to like, you can't.
I don't think you should be you well, you should
be judging anybody's grief, Yeah, absolutely, or trauma right listener.
Email from somebody who found out their mother has soirrhosis
and she has three months left at best. The whole
situation has me lost. How does someone deal with losing

(01:10:38):
a parent like this? KIMPI, you know the the I don't.
I'm trying to put this tactfully, but I don't think
that I can. Doctors are wrong all the time. The
doctor may tell you mama has only got three months
to live. And the fun thing about a liver, it
is the only organ in your body that can heal

(01:11:01):
itself and regenerate itself. The only thing that is holding
it back from doing it is the person that owns
said liver. Okay, now, it could be diet, it could
be medication that she's taken that's ruined it. It could
be a number of things there, but it can be reversed.

(01:11:22):
Even at that late stage, it can still be stopped
and reversed. So I personally, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I
wouldn't hang my hat on the fact that it's got
three months, Mama's only got three months left, and then
focus on all that I would hang my hat on.

(01:11:45):
This can be fixed. Doctors are wrong all the time.
Maybe get a second opinion. Okay, there's nothing wrong with
getting a second opinion. There's nothing wrong with getting a
third or fourth opinion. And I'm not saying you go
doctor hunting until you find somebody he's going to give
you the answer that you like. I'm just saying doctors
are wrong all the time. There's misdiagnoses all the time.

(01:12:08):
And again, when it comes to the liver, it's the
only organ in the body that can regenerate and heal itself.
So there is a good possibility that Mama could pull
out of this, and then you'll have an extra twenty thirty,
whatever how many years with her, and the event that
it doesn't and this doctor's right, and she only has

(01:12:29):
three months left. Well, I have to agree with Ryan.
I don't know so much about maybe get it all
out there, you know, just be there for him, be
there for them throughout the entire thing, up until the
very end, and just let them know how much you
love them and how much you appreciate them, and how

(01:12:51):
grateful you are that that she had sex with your dad,
So you could be part of this world. Okay, But
for me at least, anyway, I would say, let's go
get a second opinion. Let's try to fix this because
it can be done. Yeah, sorosis can't be repaired. It
can only be You have to put on new liver
in the scarring on the tissue makes it impossible for

(01:13:14):
it to heal itself. Okay, so then there is a
possibility of a transplant. It's not an instant death sentence. Now,
it depends on how far along the person is. And
you're right about the timeline. They don't just have a
magical watch that tells them. People can live as long
as fifteen years. With curosis, people can live as long
as a month. So it's kind of a nasty diagnosis

(01:13:36):
that way. The other part that I was thinking about
is what let's say he's right, it's exactly three months
to the day, well the last four weeks like of
that is pretty rough because they're real, real sick. So
really it's two maybe, so I think pretty much everybody

(01:13:57):
said that. There's two big things. I think that everybody
has said. One, it ain't about you. You can deal
with you later because it ain't going nowhere. You're just
in ryt in the queue for the grief roller coaster.
And then also, you got to make the most of it.
I think that's pretty much what gin be saying. You

(01:14:18):
don't know, so you got to make the most of it.
And maybe they're real sick. That doesn't mean you can't
sit there and play checkers every day. Right. There's books
you can buy of questions to ask your parent, and
its dumb stuff like was there a time you ever

(01:14:39):
got in trouble for sneaking out? And they'll tell you
this story. I've learned some pretty crazy things about my
mom since my dad died that I probably would not
have learned if he was still alive. I'm not saying
it's a gift that your mom's sick, but you may
have some things develop in your life that are because

(01:15:00):
of either way, it sucks, and again, it'll never lose
its potency. It'll always suck. It'll hit you at weird times.
The person who was like, hey, my kids, I think
about a lot with my kids. Man, I think about
my dad more since my kids were born than before

(01:15:20):
they were born. I think about it almost daily now.
And if I keep my head in that spot too long,
I'll start crying right because it's so emotional to think
about he never met them or my wife, and how
big of a deal they are in my life. And

(01:15:43):
those two universes never meet. Oh they will someday. Okay,
I don't know sure. I don't know what that's supposed
to do for me now. Oh it just brings you comfort. Now,
I don't know. I feel jealous. You could only email
us show at kmod dot com or text like this
person did with her question bm mess and whatever that

(01:16:05):
is to eight two nine four five. We got to
take a break and we'll be back. The Big Man
Morning Show returns next and listener emails. You can always
email us show at kmod dot com or text at
BMMS and whatever it is you need help with. Eight
two nine four five. This one is on the opposite

(01:16:25):
in the spec. Okay, so you guys are gonna love this.
I was on Tender last night, just swiping like usual.
End up pops Sarah. She's cute, but it feels like
I know her. I couldn't remember if i'd seen her
at the bar friend's party, and then I remembered, Sarah

(01:16:48):
is my boss's daughter. I'd remember that face anywhere. She
came to the office for lunch one day with her dad.
Super nice, definitely my timee. Now i'd probably stay away.
But she matched with me, which gim people explain that

(01:17:08):
to us unknowners here in a minute. So now I'm
sitting here wondering if I should actually go for it
or back out before this blows up in my face.
My buddy says, do it, but I keep thinking about
what would happen if things go bad and I've got
to see her dad at work every day. What do
you guys think? So what does it mean she matched
with me? Gimpy explained that she was also sitting on

(01:17:31):
the couch swiping, maybe in the bathtub whatever, and found
him and swiped right on him, and because she liked
him for whatever reason, thought he looked key do what
I thought he looked key, Yeah, exactly, Maybe remembered he
had a great smile or a great personality, or hey,

(01:17:51):
let's make things awkward. He works with my dad, right,
or doesn't She likes to do this to her dad, right?
Because there are girls like that will make him uncomfortable,
which is wild? Right? You don't see do boys do
that for their moms? This will drive my mom crazy?
Not a lot of it, I don't think so. No,
mommy issues is a real thing. Yeah, for sure, boys

(01:18:13):
that have mommy issues where they can't do anything without
their mommy. Right, But to go out and be with
somebody deliberately just because you know what's going to upset them,
I don't up something. So why are you dating here? Man?
My mom hates her? It's awesome? Yeah, dang Manyeah, yeah,
you gotta hate your mom quite a bit to do
all that. Yes, streaming from a guy who apparently has

(01:18:36):
swiped right, I guess with his boss's daughter, but she
actually is pursuing him. It sounds like, and he doesn't
know what to do. Should he go through with it
or make it awkward at work? I think it's important
we don't know this information. What kind of job he has.
What do you mean by that? Why? Why would that
make a difference? Well, because if you're the game repair

(01:18:57):
guy at Chuck E Cheese, it doesn't feel like that's
your career job. True. I get what you're saying. How
long am I going to be stuck with this guy
as my boss? I think we have learned more than
anybody that that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because your
boss could get fired the next day and they'll bring
somebody else in. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, So

(01:19:18):
why is that? Why should that play a factor in it?
I get the awkwardness of it. So, I mean, how
well do you when your boss get along? Are you
the hated one in the office or are you one
of the one of his little minions that he likes?
You know? I think that might make a difference. I
get what this guy's doing. He's looking towards the future

(01:19:39):
and like, well, what if it goes south? So it
could go south anyway, it doesn't matter. Yeah, So and
trying not to give any advice. Sure, that's a tough one,
but it sucks. Got yourself quite the pickle? Is you? Hot?
Asked the question? And A I mean he would think

(01:20:01):
she's hot at it? I got assuming, right, Like, whether
you or I think she's hot feels irrelevant. He said
that she is definitely his type, and he sounded really
excited at least the tone conveyed, and that that message
sounded like he was he was all for it. Yeah, right,

(01:20:22):
you're right, it does sound like he wants to do it. Yeah,
but there's something in the back of his head that's like,
I don't know, are you imagining your boss you know,
scolding you you know? Or or what don't? I don't
know what your hang up is. I'm sure there's been
no uncomfortable times at work already, right right, And just

(01:20:46):
because it's his daughter an excellent, excellent reference. It worked
for Triple H and a former trainee that since became
a boss after her dad died, Keep sweet swiping. The
daughter could mess with your money? Oh don't crap where
you eat? Oh how can she mess with his money? Well,

(01:21:09):
if it's his career and you know daddy doesn't follow
all the rules and you break up with the daughter,
well you're fired, and now you don't have a job.
Now granted you make it another one, but you still
are messing with your money, true, And I think that's
what they're implying. I don't see that as that big
of a deal, to be honest with you, because you
can find a new job, whether this is your career

(01:21:31):
or whatever. Again, this all goes back to you, same
thing as the first listener email. You just don't know
what the future holds. We're not fortune tellers. We as
in society. We don't have crystal ball, so we don't know.
That company you're working for could tank tomorrow and you
find yourself out on the streets looking for a new job.

(01:21:56):
So what does it matter? Yeah, we talked about it
yesterday and we can kind of recide into our advice,
which is whatever. But uh, like you can only make
decisions based off facts you have today. You're making decisions
off facts from the future, right That aren't facts, by

(01:22:18):
the way, it's just your brain making stuff up. So
that's another thing you gotta think of. You're just making
up scenarios in your head. Well do you matter living
in angst in scenarios you're making up that aren't real, right,
So what does it matter? Your boss could die tomorrow,

(01:22:39):
your company could go under, well, you could die tomorrow.
Whatever you could go in for a doctor's appointment, fall
and hit your head and die. All right, you shouldn't
laugh about that, but it's the truth. The irony of
it is what's so funny and not funny haha, funny
like yeah, life's a kicking the teeth. Ain't that the truth?

(01:22:59):
Reasonable answer? This could go wrong in so many ways.
The safe bet is to walk away. Nuclear answer, don't
be a pussy. At worst, you're looking for a new job.
And even then you can walk out the door telling
him every dirty thing his little angel loves doing. Then
double birds and donuts in the parking lot. A man

(01:23:20):
missed an opportunity for the deuce on the desk for real.
That's the way that that's a good way to look
at it. Listener email from someone who was on tender
and now apparently has matched with his boss's daughter, and
and he's trying to decide what to do. His buddy says,
do we But I keep thinking about what happens if

(01:23:42):
things go bad? And I've got to see Dad at
work every Dad already calling him dad dad at work
every day? So what do I do? Play it safe
and maybe miss out on the best date of my life.
GIMPI I think you just said it best right there,
that very last sentence, best date of my life? Are

(01:24:03):
you already marrying this woman? You literally you know her
a little bit, you know where, because her dad's your boss. Okay.
You sounds to me like you're getting these scenarios already
built in your head and that may not even happen.
You don't even know what her intentions are. Maybe she
just wants to go out, have a few drinks and

(01:24:25):
then fourn a kate like monkeys and then call it done.
You don't know that ghost you god exactly. That's awesome.
And then you have to go talk to you so
I saw us there. Oh God, you're gonna go start
crying to your boss. Dude, you are building it up
way too much in your head. I say go for it,

(01:24:47):
because you just don't know. You don't know what's gonna happen.
You don't know what her intentions are. If it works
out into a great blossoming relationship fan fantastic, Oh that's awesome.
If it doesn't, at least you got to date the
boss's daughter for a little while. And if it goes hell,

(01:25:09):
you might have even banged your boss's daughter, which is hilarious. Okay,
so I wouldn't worry about it. I say, go for it,
Go on the date, see what happens. Go from there.
Don't be trying to get married to this. Broaden your
head already. Yeah, you're going pretty far down the rabbit hole, man.

(01:25:31):
From What will happen with your job too? What happens
when you break up there? You haven't even went had
coffee with her yet, bitch. So I think you just
gotta go with today. What's happening today? And you can go.
I don't want to decide today, Wait till tomorrow, right.
I know we can order a package, order our our

(01:25:55):
you know new Let the big dog stay on the porch,
tea shoe and have it here tomorrow or sometimes even
the same day. But you can delay. It's impulse control
is a really awesome skill to sharpen, and so you
could just wait. That's another thing. You got a deep bench.

(01:26:16):
Good for you. Many life must be great, So what's
it hurt? You can also book the date or however
that works on tender and then cancel it, right, because ultimately,
I think when it comes to dating, is it hardly matters?

(01:26:39):
It hardly matters. Act like a man, not someone who
needs trt ah, you know, Nancy boy. All right, we
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This is your opportunity to ask anything you want. Just remember,

(01:27:21):
keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual hand don't forget.
We can and will pass on a question. Let's open
up the boone lines. Here's Corbin in the gang with
all the truth you're gonna need. So eight three three
four six O kmod or text BMMS and whatever your
question is to eight two nine four five. I saw
this online. It's a pretty great question. Huh. If every

(01:27:43):
animal on Earth suddenly gains human level intelligence, but keeps
its personality. What's the first species to start a war? Uh?
Human level intelligence but keeps this personality personality, apes, primates, chimpanzees, monkeys, gorillas.

(01:28:05):
I think they're going to be the first one start
of war. I made movie about it, absolutely, and television series. Yeah,
a whole nine yards, So that would be the one
that I'd be afraid of. Most cats. It's cats. They
clearly don't care. They care about them, They don't care
about nothing else. At least you see gorilla's show empathy

(01:28:29):
right right, helping others? Sure good a story if it
can't help and shut up one one unique thing does
not make it. So eight three three four six oh
kmod or text bmms and whatever your question is to
eight two nine four five? What a sign someone has

(01:28:58):
never loved properate properly as a child. What's a sign
that someone was not loved properly as a child. I
don't I'm skinning the neighborhood cat. I think they might
have something to do with it. I don't know. Not
showing an air remorse for bad things you've done might

(01:29:18):
have something to do with it. I don't know. What
do you think? Okrah Okra lover. Huh. Okra means your
parents wanted you to have snot as an Oprah fan.
I would like to believe that my parents loved me
and they went to Disney without you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

(01:29:39):
And I get it as I grew up older. Yeah,
I totally understand. I'd gone with all my kids too. Kids,
slow you down. Man oooh, you're you passed away? Huh.
And you're allowed to be reborn, but not as a human,
but as an animal. What do you choose? Oh, that's
a very good question. I would like to come back

(01:30:03):
as something that is not as likely to be hunted
or dying. Okay, So I wouldn't want to be a
white tailed deer in Oklahoma about this time, you know
what I mean? Okay, So there's that. I don't want
to be an insect. People hate insects, And what do
you do? No matter how safe the insect is, it
may not bite you, it may not be venomous. Right,

(01:30:25):
But as soon as you see some kind of insect,
no matter what it is, you squash it, you kill it.
You don't want it anywhere near you. Okay, So there
goes that. I'm thinking. I'm thinking, I'm thinking to myself.
Maybe a horse, okay, wild horse or even one that's

(01:30:46):
held in captivity, you know, is okay with me. People
love horses, They love to ride them. They're very majestic animals.
Respective they are respected. They they they are known for
their workload, that they can handle vegetarians. Yeah, I think
that would probably be the best one. Now, granted, you

(01:31:08):
do get some owners just like any other pet that
neglected their horses, you know, and that's not cool at all.
So if I'm going for a wild animal, I think
a shark probably would be the best. Sharks are not
very hunted by other predators in the ocean, except for
bigger sharks. You only have to worry about the man

(01:31:30):
that wants to hunt you down. So and that's another
thing that like, people are afraid of sharks, but you can't.
You can't just squash a shark like you can a
cockroach or a bug or something like that. And I've
got the entire ocean to do whatever the hell I
want with humans. Orcas and other large sharks are sharks predators, Okay, Okay,

(01:31:54):
so you just gonna watch out for a kindle pail. Yeah, dude,
indoor cat they get away with everything. They'll jump, slide
across the table, jump up atop fresh knock over glasses
and you're like, ah man cats, Yeah, that's great until
that neighborhood kid whose mama didn't love him near as

(01:32:14):
much skins you alive? Oh, I'm sorry, I misspoke, indoor
cat right, tell the truth. Get to know the show better.
What is a new movie or show you're looking forward
to coming out? The one that I know is already,
it's out already. I'm waiting for it to come to

(01:32:36):
on demand or you know regular television is Black Phone two.
Another one would be Nobody Too, the sequel to Nobody,
which I watched that fantastic movie. Yeah, that's the uh
better call saw Guy right Bob Odenkirk. Bob odenkirkives yeah,
and he plays a badass. I was not expecting it

(01:32:59):
because everything ever scene from Bob Odenkirk, he's just kind
of an aloof kind of guy. Yeah, And to see
him be a badass in that movie, I was like,
that's awesome. And they left it right at the end
where it's like perfect for a sequel, and I'm like, Okay,
I can't wait for this one to come out on demand,
and he actually said that because he had to learn

(01:33:21):
how to fight and do martial arts right for that.
He said that because of that training, he loved it
so much it became like part of his daily regiment. Yeah,
got into it. Sixty three. Wow three are you going
to be doing juwey jitsu while you're so free? So
right now I can't even get it going at fifty right,

(01:33:44):
So The Running Man looks pretty good. That's that's coming
out around Thanksgiving. Okay, that looks I think that looks awesome.
That's kind of like a reinterpretation of the original. I
never really got into the first one. Oh my gosh,
so good, so good. And then as far as TV shows,
I'm watching one on Apple TV called The Last Frontier.

(01:34:07):
It's a really brilliant idea for a show. The writing
and the acting's kind of eh. But it is about
a plane that crashes in Alaska with prisoners on it
and they have to try and find the prisoners. But
one of the prisoners was a Cia Dark whatever prisoner

(01:34:29):
they were transporting, and he orchestrates the plane crash somehow
and he gets away, and it's it's a really think
of the fugitive but a little more intense. That sounds
like a good time. Yeah, it's not. It's not that bad.
I like this question a lot. How much sooner do

(01:34:51):
you find out about concerts than the general public? Sometimes
it's a week ahead of time, Sometimes it's a couple
of weeks. Sometimes it just depends. Really, I guess that's
a good general answer. It just depends. Sometimes I don't
even find out at all until everybody else does. Yeah,

(01:35:14):
I would say the norm would be twenty four hours before,
and occasionally a week before, and even more rare would
be months. Right, So usually twenty four hours before. Now,
sometimes we'll get asked thoughts on certain artists for things,
which does not mean they will be coming to town.

(01:35:37):
It just means that they're shopping. Right. Would you rather
know exactly how you'll die or the exact date you'll die?
And that's a that's a good question, because I mean
either which one sucks because if you find out exactly

(01:36:00):
how you're going to die, you're going to be looking
out Like let's just say they tell you that you're
going to die in a car accident, Well, you're going
to avoid anything that you know in balls vehicles. Okay,
but if you know the exact date you're going to die,

(01:36:20):
you're changing things up and still living on egg shells.
I guess. I guess ultimately, and I would rather know
the exact date. So if they told me that I
was going to die on April twentieth of you know,
twenty sixty nine, then all right, I know exactly when,

(01:36:40):
and yes, I could do things differently and make the
most out of my life knowing that that's my expiration date. Yeah,
I hate this question because whatever you pick in reality,
you would alter stuff right to adhere to that. So
if you knew the date, you may like sign you know,

(01:37:03):
rob a band, I don't know, you may do things
think because you know the date, and I don't know
if that's awesome. And if you know how, let's say
you die from traveling to Thailand. You just go, I'm
never going to Thailand, right, And you think you can
control it and you don't. It's actually a great movie idea.
But I think ultimately, how would be better than date?

(01:37:26):
You'd how? Yeah? I think so because date feels like
I'm not good with goodbyes. Okay, that's why I HOODINI
a lot, and so just be better if I didn't know. Okay,
yes that makes sense. Would you rather have a dog
that can understand you and can speak, but it only

(01:37:47):
in Gilbert Godfree quotes? Yes, please? Or a cat that
can understand you and can speak, but we'll only talk
to anyone but you. That feels on the brand. What
the hell? Good point is that man, have a cat
that can understand you and can speak, but we'll only
talk to anyone but you. I don't know. I'm going

(01:38:08):
with the dog that speaks in Gilbert Godfreed quotes. That
doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be his voice. It's
just quotes that he has had, and I think that
could be funny. Yeah, I don't. I hate cats, so dog,
it doesn't matter what it's doing. Just no cat. Indo sentence.

(01:38:30):
Curious to what a famous Gilbert Gottfreed quote would be
USA up all night, all night? Yeah, yeah, I would,
thank you. Would you rather see through walls or be invisible?
That's easy for me. I'd rather seeing through walls is

(01:38:53):
great in all but I mean, I'm not in middle school,
so it's not like I'm going to go to the
girl's locker room. I mean, and I know what you
women do in the bathroom and it's disgusting. I don't
want to see it. So yeah, I've been watching online
and there's a couple of social media accounts playing Red

(01:39:14):
Dead Redemption and you can see people watching you. I
think that's pretty awesome. Oh yeah, bro, I was playing
this morning and it was raining, not like in the
physical world, but in the game because they do that.
And I've got this massive tent and I crawl. I
get into this tent for whatever reason. I don't know,

(01:39:36):
I'm not getting wet. But here's here's if your character's wet,
right exactly, but I'm under this tent, and you know
how that sounds when the rain's falling on a tent
or a canopy or something. It's kind of dense and
kind of like whatever. At the same time, sounded exactly
like it would be in real I was like, that
is an amazing attention to detail in that game. Yeah. Uh,

(01:40:02):
what's one fear that actually motivates you instead of holding
you back? A fear that actually motivates me? That's a
that's a tough question. I think the fact that we
could die at any point in time that motivates me
to just keep pushing through every day, try to live

(01:40:25):
it as much as you can, and to be very
grateful for the breath that you got to take this morning. Poof.
I don't know, it's a tough question. Probably bugs, because
I yeah, probably bugs or oh no, this is it

(01:40:48):
wasting time? Okay? I consider my time valuable, and not
in the financial sense, but just because I'm aware that
time is a ticking Yeah, that wasting time is like
a fear of mind to try it. So I try
to be as efficient as possible and find ways to
be as efficient as possible. That's fair. So that feels

(01:41:10):
like a more accurate one for me. What's the ideal
time to start trigger treating? Well, it depends. It depends
on the age of the kids. But for me, it's
as soon as the sun goes down. When it's dark.
I don't like I didn't like it as a kid.
I didn't like it doing it with my kids. But

(01:41:31):
when the sun is still out, or when it's in
that dusk era, you know, like right before the sun
it's still light out outside, basically, is what I'm saying.
I feel trigger treating is should only happen when it's
dark outside, sun's gone. Down completely. Uh, hot take, Halloween's dumb.

(01:41:54):
It is, but it's fun. It's it's dumb. There's too
many loose rules it What do you mean by that?
As you pointed out the sun shirt, there's no clear
rules trigger treat the week before, right, don't be it
at a certain age, your light on. No, it doesn't

(01:42:15):
matter if your light's on. It's too willy nilly. And
I'm not sure what the good part is of it
of Halloween besides getting candy. Yeah, you get all the
free candy and you get to dress up like somebody else.
It's not free to be fair because you have to
buy a costume. Eh. So that is true, but you

(01:42:35):
technically you don't have to buy a costume. We kind
of had this discussion off air yesterday that, like, I
was a hobo for so many years growing up, and
that's just you know, one of dad's old T shirts,
a pillow, stuff done underneath it, and some dirt on
your face. That was a free costume. As a matter
of fact, if I count up all the costumes that

(01:42:57):
I've paid for are have been purchased in my life,
I can count on my good hand how many that
is and probably still have fingers left over. Yeah. So yeah,
they don't have to pay for it. No, you don't
have to got to be poor and learn how to improvise. No,

(01:43:19):
I told you mine yesterday. Yeah, so that's not it.
I I get the family, like going trigger treating my
kids and talking about that's fun. Yeah, but the process,
like when we're out, I'm like, okay, here we go.
We're trick or treating and luckily we try to take

(01:43:39):
cocktails with us. Right, but we go and you know,
the kids are now up late, they're cranky, they have
to walk like it's just kind of a thing. And
then you get to like this teenage year, we're usually
there guys in trouble, right, or if you're handing out candy,
that's you know, you're never really sitting down right constantly. Up.
I get it. There's pros and I'm not sure the pro.

(01:44:01):
The pro is only candy, yeah, I guess, but kids
like it and that's a really man Corbyn doesn't like fun. Nope,
I'm just practical. I'm just practical and pretty much this
is the other reason Halloween has turned into adult Aween. Right,

(01:44:22):
so adults, specifically women can dress like horse and men
can go google them. Yeah, in the grate you can. Yeah,
but you go online. That's not the same. Well, as
you said, if you're if you're poor, you know how
to do it. You got improvised. Yeah, just stand outside

(01:44:43):
of their house and their bushes. This is what? At
what age should kids stop tri or treating? Oh? I
think that once you start driving, So I'm want to
say sixteen fifteen is like a stretch, but you still
kind of holding on to it, So I'd let you
slide on that one. But if you are driving yourself

(01:45:05):
and your friends to the neighborhood to go trick or treating,
that's non right, man, I think that's a fair number.
Sixteen feels pretty good. Maybe fourteen. Something happens in thirteen fourteen. Yeah,
it's called puberty. Yeah, you turned into a pretty much
an a hole, right, Yeah, you hate your parents, family vacation.

(01:45:32):
I just want to be with my friend, you know
what I'm saying. So you're at b dubs. What's your
wing sauce? And are you dipping them in blue cheese
or ranch?

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
It'll be ranch, because blue cheese is disgusting and it's
going to be that that ty curry is one of them.
Garlic pepper is the other one. I'm gonna go classic
and blue cheese I think is delicious with the the

(01:46:06):
hot sauce, the tanginess of it, the creaminess of the cheese.
You're eating mold. Hearing that from you means zero, cause
you talk about all the time. What does it matter? Hey,
eat some dirt. Yeah, so I don't know what you're talking.

(01:46:28):
There's a difference between getting germs, building an immune system,
eating dirt and then eating moldy food. Yeah, penicillin, Yeah, yeah. Sure.
If there was a batch of strawberries in your fridge
and you notice that one of them or two of
them were kind of you know, they were fuzzy, Yeah,
they got the mold. Are you eating them or are
you throwing them out? Well, Shrotinger's cat. If I know

(01:46:49):
the cat's dad, I'm gonna deal with it. Well, that's
exactly what blue cheese is. No, it's only people that
are worried about that say that. I'm not worried about it.
I tried it. I did. This wasn't that long ago
that I was like, all right, I tried blue cheese
as a kid. I didn't like it. I got a
salad had all the ingredients on the inside that I
really wanted, with some blue cheese on it. I'm like,

(01:47:11):
all right, I'm gonna give this another shot as an adult,
because things change as you get older. And I took
one little nugget, one little nugget of that cheese, and
I put it in my mouth and I started chomping
on it, and I spit it out as quick as possible.
It is the most vile thing that I have ever eaten. Now,
I eating by itself, I'm sure probably wouldn't be delicious,

(01:47:33):
But eating it with other things is always pretty good.
I'm just saying when you mix it with other things.
On top of a salad, with lettuce, with hot sauce, yeah,
on top of a steak, pretty good. And fat guys
used to do a their hot wings. They would the
sauce had blue cheese in it, Okay, so it crumbles

(01:47:54):
in the sauce. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was awesome.
All right, we got to take a break and we'll
be back. I love these little lists of weird laws
that are still in the books. Yeah, And mostly they're
on the books because they don't want to spend the
time or the legislative manpower to change it. How hard

(01:48:17):
is it to get a group of constituents together and
be like, hey, we've got this ice cream in the
back pocket thing. Uh, people aren't really doing that anymore.
Take it off. Yeah, you're an a. You take a vote.
Boom me downe. Yeah. There's a thing called parliamentary procedure.
And so there's just an order of the way things
have to happen. And I don't disagree, but it is

(01:48:39):
what it is. In Oklahoma, you have to keep your
appetite to yourself. It is illegal to take a bite
of someone else's burger without permission. Oh. I thought they
were talking like, don't tell anybody you hungry. No, okay,
you did the ice cream in the back pocket. That
is a law. It's a legal to walk down the

(01:49:00):
street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket
in Alabama. I want I want to I want to
go back to this don't don't eat somebody else's burger law.
I think that's just common courtesy, not to be picking
up somebody else's food and taking a bite out of
it that you don't know, or even if you do
know them. Yeah, anyway, the ice cream in the back

(01:49:22):
pocket was to lure horses away, right, so they're notium
it followed me home, mam right? Can I keep it? Yeah? Stupid? Uh.
In Alabama, it's also illegal to sell peanuts pea nuts
after sundown on Wednesdays. But why in little rockets? Illegal

(01:49:42):
to honk your horn outside a sandwich shop after nine pm? Okay, yeah,
I guess you're disturbing the peace. I guess. Did a
lot of people show up to a sandwich shop like
honking the horn after nine? Was that like a problem? Right?
Showing up in the subway were my foot long bitch.
California state law says that any frog that participates in

(01:50:07):
a frog jumping contest and died or is killed may
not be eaten. But the ones that win, that's fine.
Apparently go ahead and eat them up. Huh, that's fine.
Somebody that had to become a law right because somebody's
frog died and they're like, well the dead, I'm gonna
go ahead and neaed. It probably pissed that person off.

(01:50:28):
It was like, all right, fine, we'll make a law
out of it. Then this one you're gonna learn something.
Arkansas is the country's top rice producer, and they passed
a law banning the word rice on anything that isn't
grown from an actual rice plant. So tofu rice, cauliflower rice,

(01:50:53):
ate rice. That's the truth. I wonder if you can
find that, like do they call call it? Like, go
to Walmart, right and you're looking for cauliflower rice? Do
they still uphold that law? Or is it called cauliflower rice?
They're like a stupid laws. I mean, they don't know
what the punishment would be. Oh, I hope it's fifteen

(01:51:14):
years in prison and a fine of one hundred and fifty.
It's called riced cauliflower. Glad we got that worked out.
It's not it's not rice. So in Connecticut pickles have
to bounce to be called pickles. Have you ever bounced
the pickle before? It's just not something I do.

Speaker 3 (01:51:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Usually I get it out of the jar, I put
it in my mouth, I eat it. I've never checked
the buoyancy of the pickle that I'm about to eat.
I don't check the buoyancy of a lot of things,
almost everything. Yeah, unless it's called for inflated tires, basketball
balls in general. Yeah, that's about it. Georgia, they made

(01:52:02):
it a law where you can't eat fried chicken with silverware.
Oh come on, now we go pick it up and
eat it with your hens. Yes, if you don't want
greasy fingers, then eat it with a fork. Fork it.
Remember we talked about stealing the burger thing in Oklahoma. Yeah, well,
in Louisia. Sorry, in Louisiana, stealing someone's crawfish is illegal.

(01:52:26):
In fact, taking more than fifteen hundred dollars worth can
land you a felony charge. I can see that because
that's the livelihood for some people down there. That's what
they do. They catch crawfish and resell them. Okay, and
you said fifteen hundred dollars, So I don't think anybody's
gonna have fifteen hundred dollars worth of crawfish on their

(01:52:47):
plate that they about to eat. And I don't like crawfish,
to be honest with you. Too much work, very little payoff.
You've probably heard this one before. Slurping your soup in
New Jersey is illegal. Massachusetts, it's illegal to put tomatoes
in clam chatta. Oh as it should be the what

(01:53:08):
mm settle down? I'm just saying. In North Carolina, it's
illegal to steal used restaurant grease, hefty fines and jail time.
That's still illegal because what you could do with that
I used restaurant grease. You can turn it into biodiesel, yes,
liquid golden uh huh, So I get that one completely.

(01:53:31):
In Ohio, it's illegal to eat a donut while walking
backward down a city street. You're just caught up in
the moment, so high on the sugar, you're not paying attention,
bumping into some of the stupid. In Wisconsin, you won't
get margarine in a restaurant unless you specifically ask for it.
They have to serve butter. Okay, it's all to protect

(01:53:54):
the butter industry. Okay, fire could be more cheese, but okay,
right and with consin state law says certified double a
cheddar must be flawless, rich in flavor, smooth in texture,
direct for the eye and nose. Any hint of off
smell or faded color not Wisconsin's finest. So you're telling

(01:54:18):
me that there's a somebody who gets paid to go
around to cheese plants and be like, that's not that's
not proper cheddar. It smells funny, the taste is off.
You cannot call this scrap it. Yeah, and cheese isn't
naturally orange, so they have to add something to change

(01:54:38):
the cutter color. That would be a good job, though,
would be the cheese tester. I'm not gonna lie. Or
or unless the cow's diet would produce orange cheese, I guess,
But then what be it would be orange milk because
you're not squeezing utters and getting cheese out. Although that
would be awesome. I've been around and and have milked

(01:55:00):
plenty of cows, I don't remember it. It was also
not actually white, to be fair like a yellowish yeah. Yeah,
so maybe it does turn into orange when that happens.
I've never made homemade cheese before, so I don't know. Well,
you haven't lived, sir. You're right. I need a hobby,
and I think that might be the one. I'm gonna

(01:55:22):
be a cheesemaker. And this one's probably the one that
makes the most sense. It happens in Rhode Island. It's
considered a fence to throw pickled juice on a trolley. Okay,
but it's still technically in the books. So watch your
step when you're in Rhode Island. First you bounce the pickle,

(01:55:43):
and then you throw the juice on the trolley and
then chaos. Ensus take a break and we'll be back. Okay.

(01:56:06):
So I have been waiting to tell this joke, and
I can't tell it on the air. I saw it online.
I think it might be one of the best jokes ever. Okay,
let's have it. So should I do it now or
wait till the very end of the podcast? I mean,
you've already given me the tip, so you might as
well just give me the whole thing right now? Sure? Uh? Okay.

(01:56:28):
So I used to date these twins and it was awesome. Man,
always crazy the type of sex we would have, and
it was just a really great experience. People would always
ask me, how do you know the difference between the twins?
That makes sense? I was like Zzy Lisa, she was

(01:56:49):
the pretty one. She would just paint her fingernails pink. Oh,
and Tom had a cock. I saw the motherfucker coming
to Yeah, me too. That is probably the best joke.

(01:57:09):
It really is, because you not everybody sees, especially if
you can start that in a story, like people don't
know it's a joke right right, And there's like I
used today really yeah, man, huh, it's awesome. By the
way anybody does a huh. Yeah, that's it. They're setting
up a goddamn joke I should give away. I don't
know if I could date twins or not. No, it

(01:57:32):
sounds alright to be honest with you, as long as
it's fuked me and fuk you from fucking ostin power. Sure,
bitches were hot. But at the same time, I think
there's trouble in turn three right there. Man, It's just
you're gonna get somebody mixed up. There's always an ugly one,
so just keep that in mind of the twins. But
who and how. I don't say Tom had a cock.

(01:57:52):
I'm just saying. I'm just saying one's always older and
one's younger. There's always an ugly one, right, one's jealous
of the other one. Yeah, my older sister, motherfucker, you
were two minutes earlier, right, two minutes later older? You're
born on them. The only time I think that because
Lindsay's got the twins right, right, and she's my oldest

(01:58:12):
or my middle child. Motherfucker, they're twins. They came out
practically the same time. I don't think you get both arguments. No,
that they're twins, but also the ones older. I think
the only way that works out is if, like you
went into labor and one was born at like eleven
fifty eight and the other one was born at like
twelve oh one, twelve oh two, so still coming out,

(01:58:33):
okay of the same shoot at the same time, but
you have literally two different birth dates. Oh, I see
what you're saying. Okay, because let's just say your birthday's
January first, right, So we'll say you had a twin
and your mom gave birth to your older twin at
you know, eleven fifty eight on twelve thirty one. Then

(01:58:55):
that child's birthday would be twelve thirty one, and then
you came out at you know, twelve ten what are
a one oh five? What hour? On? On one to one?
I think that's the only way that that argument works out. Okay.
So this says twins are born only minutes apart. Even
if they're born on different days, months, or years, they're

(01:59:16):
still considered twins because they originated in the same gestation period.
So it has to do with the women's cycle more
than it does the time that they are born. That
makes sense. Yeah, biologically, that makes complete sense. Yeah, So
if you have a baby on January thirty first, at
eleven fifty eight, then a few minutes later four five

(01:59:38):
an hour, and it's now January. I'm sorry, December thirty first,
and then January first year in a whole new month,
whole new year, whole new day. It's still a twin. Yeah,
I get that, but at least your argument of my
older one seems to hold more, at least with me anyway.
The world record for the longest interval between the birth

(02:00:00):
of twins is seventeen days ninety days. Yeah, that's not
the whole nother quarter. How does that work out? I've
heard of women being in labor for twenty four forty
eight hours, but to shit one baby out and then

(02:00:22):
a month and a half later, two and a ninety
days ten months later. This makes sense? Is this actually
is logical? Please explain it, because you're right ninety days.
Technically it's eighty seven. You're like, what, Yeah, so it
was twins twenty twelve Katie Jones Elliott from Ireland. They

(02:00:42):
were born eighty seven days apart. One was born prematurely
in June and then the other went full term to August.
But they're still considered twins because they were conceived and
formed at the same time in the same uterus or whatever. Yeah,
same gestation period of gestation period. Wow, so that makes
that's totally I get that I can connect those dots.

(02:01:03):
That makes perfect good sense. I thought the other one
was just like, I ain't ready to get motherfucker I am.
I am comfy where I am at For the older one, huh. Amy,
by the way, is the older one. Katie's the baby,
of course, but you can be like Amy's can constantly go, well,
the oldest gets to You're not we're twins ninety days yo,

(02:01:25):
for real. I am. I am, legit the oldest one.
I came into this world, took my first breath before you, bitch.
You're lucky I didn't kill you while I was fucking
in there. Before you guys were older and you were
stabbing each other. What was the Do you remember a
big knives with nine? Yeah? Yeah, do you remember the
like a big fight you had? My brother and I

(02:01:45):
I think I've told this one on the air, But
we were fighting about I don't even like something stupid,
I'm sure, And we had bunk beds and he was
on the top of the bunk bed. You know whatever,
and wrestling and he was trying to kick me with
his leg, right, I remember, right, and I was like,

(02:02:06):
you bastard, and he's like, what popped me right in
the face? And I was It was totally that classic
movie like looking around like, yeah, we didn't really fight
a lot like that. I do remember one and my
dad whooped his ass with the belt. He would he motherfucker.

(02:02:32):
I don't even know if he listens to this podcast,
but I kind of hope he does, and I might
even just email him this so I can get this shit.
He kept calling me a test tube baby, and that
hurt my feelings. So fun, I'm sure, And we were
back and wow, old was I. We was living in Alabama,
so I had to be at least eleven or twelve, yeah,

(02:02:53):
because I moved out here right before, right after I
turned thirteen. Ay, he kept calling me a test to baby,
and I got so mad. And of course we're in
We're in. We're in a single wine fucking trailer, right,
two bedroom trailer. The three of us boys had to
share a room. We had bunk beds. And then uh

(02:03:16):
so he he mean the bigger one got the got
the one on the bottom got the bottom bunk, and
then me and my little brother had to share the
top bunk, right, And so we're in and this truck
bed's always the root of the problem, fucking air, right,
and just shoving three boys into one tiny little room
saying share that motherfucker never really works out. So where

(02:03:38):
our room was, it was right off the living room.
And keep in mind single white trailers, so there's not
a lot of space whatever, right, and mom and dad
are in the living room watching TV, and we're in
there fucking terrorizing each other because that's what boys did.
And he kept calling me a test too, baby, and
we started I'm not a test too, baby, and to

(02:04:00):
yeah you are, and and dad finally got he got
tired of it. I am tired of hearing you motherfuckers
in here yelling and screaming at each other. Well, he
called me a test two baby. Oh yeah, is that's so?
And he took him and he proceeded to whoop the
dog shit out of him with that fucking belt. Do
you think that would be all right? You think that

(02:04:21):
would be justice for gimpy? Right? No? No, After he
got down whooping my brother's ass, I gonna fucking see
it right now, you little shit. He brings me into
the living room, right, my brother is trying to gather
himself in the kitchen. So it's like, here's our trailer
tube porch, kitchen, living room, bedroom, bathroom, mom and dad'sroom

(02:04:47):
like reil car Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So he's in
the kitchen trying to get his shit together, right after
getting his ass thoroughly worked with the fucking leather belt
because my dad did not fucking hold back at all whatsoever.
And he's broken a lot of belts over us, right,
and uh, get you get in here, yeah, right, shyly
walking motherfucker what and uh listen, y'all need to figure

(02:05:11):
it out.

Speaker 3 (02:05:12):
D D D.

Speaker 1 (02:05:13):
I'm tired of they are you and I'm tired of
listening to it. But he called me a I don't
give a fuck what he called you. And at the
same time, my brother's in the background pointing and laughing
at me working ass rain for some shit that I
didn't even fucking do. Yeah, oh god, yeah no, that

(02:05:34):
didn't traumatize me at all. Yeah no, I think that's
I can't imagine you haven't shared one thing that traumatized me.
What do you remember when it didn't bother you to
get spanked. Oh yeah anymore? Oh yeah, we were living here.
We had just moved to Oklahoma. I guess maybe it
had been here for a little while. I was about fourteen.
I think it is about the age and uh and

(02:05:55):
and I think I told this story before on here.
But I went to the it was the county fair
in Blackwell, and I got a marijuana leaf fucking necklace,
and I thought it was cool. And then I got
in trouble for tailgating quote unquote on cars. And that's
when you're on your rollerblade and you grab onto the
car and they fucking pull you down the road. All right,

(02:06:16):
So got in trouble for all that, and my dad,
you know, I got busted. The police take me home.
They tell my dad, oh hey, this is what he
was doing. Oh by the way, a little rat bastard.
He has a marijuana leaf necklace. Oh no. And then
he went off on me on that, and he proceeded

(02:06:37):
to get me with the belt and I just fucking
laughed at him. I was like, this, what is this?
So it was ever since then that's when shit started
getting taken away. He started getting grounded. No more ass weapons.
I don't remember what I did, but I remember going
getting to be given a choice. It was like being
grounded or getting spanked, and I think they expected me

(02:06:57):
to pick grounding, right, But I think I was like fourteen,
maybe fifteen and maybe thirteen, and I was like, I'll
take the spanking, right, and they were kind of taken
back by it. They I mean, I know, he lined up.
I felt the wind before I felt the paddle. That paddle,
uh huh, and uh. I was like, okay, cool, my

(02:07:22):
excused Oh yeah, I think I it was my mom
first before it was my dad, because my mom tried
to whoop me once and I was like maybe thirteen
at that time, and I was like, this isn't fucking nothing.
But my dad always brought the heat, and it was
always with the leather belt. Yeah, never with the paddle. Mama, man,

(02:07:43):
she she grabbed the belt, a house shoe, fucking hot wheels, track,
whatever it is, you know, but Dad brought the heat,
and that was always the scariest thing. But eventually, you know,
it's like, what okay, I told the story before. My
grandma was not very my dad's mom. My grandma was
not very tall, but she was a bad as my
grandfa her husband, my grandfather worked at the car plant

(02:08:06):
building building cars, and she also worked, but not like
he did. And she built a house nice four feet
eight inches tall, but a motherfucker. Yeah. Anyway, so we
get in trouble with her, she'd be like, go out
and get a branch off the weeping willow tree. Well,

(02:08:27):
those were always funny, h and she that was always hurt.
I remember those hurting more than the spankings I got
from my parents. Yeah, something about that that branch man,
that switch. I don't know what it is about it,
but hurt like a motherfucker. And I remember getting hit
with a wooden spoon and that who I remember that too. Yeah,

(02:08:48):
we try my grandma. Yeah, yeah, my grandma's the same way.
Grab a house shoe, a wooden spoon, spatula, go get
your own switch, and you better make it fucking decent,
because if I have to go out there and get
it myself, it's gonna be even worse. Right because you
picked the smallest right hit me with this. There was
a lot of mouth being washed out with so sh
yeah from grandma. Yeah, either words I said, or just

(02:09:12):
being in trouble, you know, that was another thing. I
could still fucking taste Irish spring in my mouth. It
was always Irish spring the worst.

Speaker 3 (02:09:21):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:09:21):
Yeah, I remember the two times that happened. I don't
remember the word I said, but I remember standing at
the sink biting down on the soap, and my fucking
parents took the soap from the soap dish, right. They
didn't open a new one. No, you got the same
crusty shit that had the grease on it from dead working. Yeah.
And it was not put it in your mouth. It

(02:09:42):
was bite down. Huh, don't let that fall out of
your mouth. Oh no, man was mama she was should
take that motherfucker and just literally wash your mouth out
with fucking soap. So it was not putting the soap in.
She scrubbed the in of motherfucker. And you learn your lesson.

(02:10:03):
I can tell you that it's a burn, right, It's
a type of burn that you can't describe. It's not
like a burn like hot sauce, not a burn like caliente.
It's a different type of burn, A chemical bird in
your mouth, is that's true? And we don't do that. Hey,
my kids are all grown. I've got grandbabies now, I
never have once had to wash their mouth out with soap,

(02:10:24):
or you know, at least put the soap in their
mouth and let them holding it there for a little while.
None of that ship never really spanked my kids, you know.
So I guess I got lucky in that situation. But
I don't think. I don't think we do that enough anymore.
We need to bring that shit back. Nah. I Still
it didn't stop me. I still fucking swear, yeah, but
not around your parents. And I just learned boundary. I

(02:10:46):
didn't learn the like not to you still exactly. Boundaries
are good. I'll never be good. And when I realized, like,
you can't put a fucking bar soap in my mouth,
I was like, I was like, motherfucker, what's up, motherfucker?
Go ahead with the Yeah, my parents with the soap,
because you you would think the scrubbing was worse than
maybe it was. But it was like Chinese water torture. Man.

(02:11:08):
You would put in the mouth, in your mouth and
it wasn't like a minute. They would be like, I'll
be back. You're holding on to it for a little bit. Well,
now you're drooling and the soap is getting salive on it.
And it's slowly pooling in the bottom of your mouth,
and it's water in your mouth, so it like spreads, Yeah,
and it starts working its way like the matrix when

(02:11:30):
Neo takes the pill. Plus the bitterness of the soap
activates your saliva gland makes it worse. Worse. Yeah, Yeah,
maybe that was a worse punishment than just going in
hardcore and just washing it out. I don't know. Yeah,
that one I remember pretty bad. And then and I've
told this my dad, I wanted to go to the fair,

(02:11:51):
the school fair, and fucking do the cakewalk. Man, you
got him kidding me, take somebody's weird fucking walnut cake
on so good. And I got in trouble for grades
or something just kind of blew it off, and my
dad was like, what do you got to say about
your grades? And I fucking probably was just being a
piece of shit, you know, off, and he was like, okay, okay,

(02:12:15):
well I needed to move the lumber for the deck
to the backyard. And it was like, I mean he
was building a fucking twelve by twelve deck, massive, and uh,
four by fours and two by fours and stuff for
steps and concrete bags. I mean everything. Yeah, yeah, And

(02:12:35):
so I was like, well, i'll wait till Crank comes home.
He can help me. He's like, oh no, no, no, no,
you don't care about grades. You need to start doing
some labor. And I was like okay. So I moved
it all to the back and I went fast, get
it done and over with fast when I'm hyper focused.
Man gets the fuck out of my way and did
it and I was like, I'm done. I'm going to go.

(02:12:57):
Still had like two hours and I was like I'm
gonna I'm done, and he's like what and he looks
and he's like, well, now you can put it back
and he's like, and you better not do it fast.
Uh huh. It better be pristinely stacked. I fucking had
to do it all. God by the sun was fucking
down right. I was like, shit, I ain't fucking going now.

(02:13:20):
There ain't no way they're gonna let me go now. Yeah,
we've shared it before. Let's sit down and eat all
your fucking food. But you're not getting up from this
table until your plate is cleared. And my favorite one
is the sour kraut incident because my parents they liked
that sort of thing and I just recently because of
the health stuff that I went through. God over my

(02:13:41):
hatred for sour things. Yeah, I'm not eating sour patch kids,
that's still fucking disgusting, But I just I could put
down some krout now, all right, I put it kind
of brought worse, right. Uh, I've gotten used to lemons.
Still it's not my favorite, but I can handle it.
But my parents were always they loved that shit. So
as a kid didn't like it, didn't like it, just
like you with the green peppers, right, I am not

(02:14:02):
fucking with this sour kraut bullshit. And they they you
go sit here, You're gonna eat everything. There's two stories there.
You're gonna eat all of this and before you get up,
come on and eat it. It's just like pickles, Okay,
fuck off, Okay. Everybody else is gone there in there
fucking watching family ties or whatever like that, right, and

(02:14:24):
I'm at the mofucking table and all right, Well, if
it tastes like fuck pickles, I scoop that ship up
and I threw it right in this big ass pickle
jar that we had. I'm done, okay, are you now? Okay? Great,
go get it. See you with that bad. Yeah, I
fucking go in there to get a fucking glassy tea
or some shit like that. Right, and there it is

(02:14:47):
the pickle jar with all the crowd floating in it. Gimpy,
What the hell is this? I don't know? Yeah, I
got my ass well for that one too. The second
time was spaghetti and parmesan cheese, not like the good stuff,
but the green craft you know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(02:15:10):
and uh whoa, I pile that motherfucker on top right,
singing on top of spaghetti the whole fucking time, right,
and this whole plate of spaghetti was it was white
because there's so much cheese on. I had to sit
there and choke that whole motherfucker down before I could
get up. All that cheese is probably why I'm not

(02:15:30):
a big fan of parmesan cheese now. Ship Yeah, creen peppers,
I fucking hear you, man, raumatize man. Yeah. Lime of
beans was my My dad would because he loved them,
and you had to everybody had to have everything at
the table. Yeah, And so put them on my plate
and be like you're fucking eating them. I was like,
I don't like them, Dad likes them, so what which
is a wild take if you think about it, Like,

(02:15:51):
why do I have to like what you like? Right?
Because I made it? That's why? Right? You like him
so fucking much? You eat them all? Why waste them
on me? Fucking A Nowadays, I'm like, I don't want
to waste this on them if they're not gonna eat it, right,
And so I remember sitting there trying to eat it,
and like they fucking turned the lights off. I don't

(02:16:12):
know if you know, I'm fucking stubborn. So I was like, okay,
I'll fucking philibuster this shit. I didn't even know what
philibuster was, but you're in it. And parents would get
in arguments over it. Yeah, And I don't remember ever
getting my ass beat for not eating but why my
current wife we were talking about that stuff and I
told her I was sharing that story and she was like,

(02:16:35):
was that a one time thing? I'm like, oh, fuck no,
that happened a lot. I didn't like green peppers and
my parents would make stuffed bell peppers all the time
and put one on my plate and fucking expect me
to eat it, and I fucking wouldn't, and they'd make
me sit there. And so I'm telling these stories to
my wife, and she's like, you know, that's weird, right

(02:16:57):
to force make somebody eat something they don't want. They're
raping you with food. It just hit me, Leon, they're
forcing food on you that you don't want. Rapist. Technically,
forcing somebody something on somebody that don feel like it
diminishes rape. But I hear what you're saying. Yeah, and
the idea that like, she was like, so hold on,

(02:17:17):
they made some knowing you didn't like it, and put
it on your plate, knowing you didn't like it. I
was like yeah, She's like, well, yes, I know where
you get your stubbornness from, right dig in motherfucker. Yeah.
Just it feels so menacing when you think about it
that way, Like how you funk what you don't like?
You're just a fucking kid. What do you know? What

(02:17:38):
do you fucking know what I don't like? You don't
that's what I know. You don't know shit about taste buds, mother,
What do you know about what you don't and don't like?
I don't know. I'm fucking six years on the planet.
I think I know what my taste bud's like. I
will tell you what you like, God damn it, you
don't don't even try to use your own mind, right,

(02:17:58):
And I think that's why I'm so like against that
kind of shit now, Like it didn't make me like it. Yeah,
it caused resentment. I get that it did not win. Yeah,
I never forced my kids. I can't recall anyway, right,
I'm sure my parents don't either. I can't recall forcing
them to eat something they didn't like, like the Sour

(02:18:20):
crowd or the green peppers. But there was a You're
gonna sit there and eat that until it's all gone,
because I'm not wasting food. I don't want you to
get up from this table, and then thirty minutes later
I'm hungry, right because you didn't eat all your fucking dinner.
And that was the only thing, right, It was a
lot of it was, you know, I want to make sure.

(02:18:41):
My job is to make sure your belly is full,
and you got a roof over your head and clothes
to put on your body. That's my job as a parent.
So that's all that there was too. Yeah, I would
never force them to eat something they didn't like. I
think we pretty much just made it quite easy. As
a matter of fact. Fuck you probably know as younger kids,
you you kind of don't when your kids are younger,

(02:19:02):
you don't have adult food in the house. You're you're
eating kid food. As adults you're eating chicken nuggets and
macaroni and cheese, you know, just because well that's what
they like. We got to eat too, So there was
a lot of that that way. Yeah, I kinda not
that we need to go down a parenting rabbit hole,
but I'm I'm I kind of have the like, if

(02:19:23):
you don't eat, don't eat, right, there's no snack later, right,
because they're not going to starve to death. Yeah. Now,
most of the time peep parents parents out of not
wanting to be inconvenienced. That's fair. So like, I want
you to eat, so I don't fucking deal with your
mood later. That's fair. And so as long as you're
prepared to weather the storm, and like, yeah, you can

(02:19:45):
be fucking hungry, but don't don't come bitching at me
when you're hungry. Yeah, that's fair. And say I have
that same attitude with homework. I'm like, listen, you should
do your homework because I have really two rules. I
have three rules in the house. Don't hit, and we
do the best we can, and we the most we can, right,
that's pretty much it. I was like, if you think
that's the best you can do and the most you
can do, and you don't need to study, Okay, it's

(02:20:06):
your grade, right, has zero to do with me. I'm
out a fucking third grade motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, we're good.
And so, like, she just had a big project and
I was like, I told my life, I'm not fucking
doing it. I'm not doing any part. I'll go buy
the thing, but I'm not fucking doing right the project right,
And she did it all in her own. Well that's good,
but like, I just don't think there's just no benefit
that's on you. If you want to go to school

(02:20:28):
looking like a goddamn clown, go do it, right, Go ahead,
where're that Frankenstein? It's all good. Yeah, I don't care
as long as and I don't get I never really
gave a ship as long as they weren't the stinky kids.
You know. I didn't want to be known as the
parent with the stinky kids. Yeah, nobody likes the stinky kid.
Yeah no, that's yeah, that's that's fair. That's fair. But

(02:20:50):
somebody has to be the stinky kid too. Well, it
ain't gonna be my motherfucking kids. That's that's all. Like,
that's all Like I was to say about that, Yeah,
I just didn't they even if the class of all
the cleanest kids, so one of them is the steakiest kid. Absolutely,
for sure. They all smell fantastic except for that one
over there. At least I know that my job as
a parent was done. Their bathe, their teeth are brushed.

(02:21:12):
We good. Yeah, I as And maybe because I'm, you know,
ten years into a parenting, I'm kind of like, eh, fuck,
don't don't think about it. I'm gonna shit. That's on you. Yeah,
two each is their own. You're you're at what age
can you decide whether you need to shower or not?
Uh yeah, that's a very good point. And some people
would say starting him early to make those decisions is

(02:21:35):
not exactly a bad thing. Yeah, you know, but how
early is too early? Somebody texted and said, oh fuck,
where to go because it's a really funny one. Uh
it had to do with Santa. Oh yeah, somebody texts this,
Oh here it is what age should kids learn about Santa?

(02:21:55):
And how he's fake. And my response to that that
is never it's their decision. Okay, I'm not gonna go
all right, you're ten, he's fucking fraud. Okay, so you
you the parents sitting him down and saying that. That's
the way I interpreted that. Yeah, yeah, do parents do that.
I found out from my older brother. I think that's

(02:22:18):
how most find out, and I think that's how it
should be. Now. I wish fucking Lindsay was here, right
because she's an only child and I would like to
know how she found out that Santa wasn't real. Probably
the playground, Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Kids. She came
from a divorced family, so you know, one parent trying

(02:22:38):
to fucking out to the other. Yeah, that's fair. I
don't know. I'm just speculating. We're just looking at it,
but I probably probably a school from other kids. If
I was a guess, and guy, that's probably what I
would say. Yeah, we think our oldest isn't like she's
starting to figure that out. He's hitting that point. Yeah,
and we now have a narrative of like, you know,
when they they ask about Santon multiple spots and things

(02:23:00):
like that, I'm like listen, that's not the real Santa.
And remember, Santa isn't just the person. Santa is about
family and being together and in the birth of Jesus,
and like, we try to make it about a whole
bunch of things, right, and not just a fucking guy
in a red suit. So when it becomes the truth,
it doesn't fucking and the magic of Christmas, you know, yeah,

(02:23:24):
I guess you're right. I guess you're right. I got
grand babies and I'm all good with it. You take
them babies and going over there now, right, I got
my fiel. You know what I can't see in fucking
tooth fairy? Shit, I can't stand the worst, right, Oh
my god, you gotta sneak in there and hopefully you
can find the tooth, and well, I can't find the tooth,
but here's a fucking nickel anyway. And then they come

(02:23:45):
back and they're like, I've still got my deer, Like,
guess the tooth fairy lost it? And I'm not gonna
lie this. Uh. The nurse that I was dating while back,
you remember her, right, Yeah, she had a couple of kids.
I feel I suspected that they were pulling their teeth
they get money for the goddamn because it'd be like
I lost a tooth and then next week I lost

(02:24:06):
a tooth. Yeah, we just lost a tooth. One of
my kids lost three in one week. Really different days,
Yeah really, yeah, just they make teeth different nowadays. Sure
they used to. When I was a fucking kid, Scott,
you didn't lose it too till you got your ass
whipped right, that's when we had real children. Terry Bradshaw

(02:24:28):
on NFL today, Uh Sunday was like we injured. When
we were here, we'd play, were like, shut up, old
fucking man. God damn, he need to retire. He does
he need to retire? He went on on some tangent
about fucking Andy Reid and the pigs or whatever. He's like,
the other guy's like, what the fuck? Huh what are

(02:24:49):
you talking about? I think the cancer treatments are getting
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(02:25:10):
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