BMMS 10-31-25

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!! There's A Parralell Parking Championship, Paying Cat Support After The Divorce.  AI Is Starting To Refuse To Shut Down, Leaving Hickey's On Your Son's Neck, Beer For Your Expertise, Tazer Time Trivia, WIlly NIlly, & Chick-fil-A Has A New Restaurant!!!

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something you can talk about for twenty minutes with no prep?

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Bmms and whatever that is to eight two, nine, four five,
We will pick texts to win beer all morning long
for frigging a Friday, I should say, win a case
of Miller lte all morning long. I'm always flabbergasted by
the things we come across that are things. The Goldfish
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not real gems, just rocks, right. Those type of things
just are fascinating to me. Did you know there's a championship.
It's the only one in the world and this year
they had three hundred and seventy five participants. Wow, it's

(05:09):
quite turn out. Maybe, yes, what do you think this
championship could be? Now, I understand I'm asking you this
sky's the limit type of thing. But what is something
that is competitive everybody says they're good at or everybody
says they are not good at that. There should be
a champion that. There's a championship for bowling. Okay, I

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feel like there are many boweling championships. This is the
only This championship I'm gonna tell you about is the
only one in the world. What do you think Gibbie
spitting contest? Now, I don't know if there is one.
It's a pretty good guess.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
I don't tying your shoes the fastest.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Again, I don't know if there's one, not since kindergarten,
but right, yeah, it is the parallel parking Championships. Okay. Now,
now everybody says either they're really bad or they're like, oh,
I'm a good parallel parker. People say that, well, this
is deciding that that's nice and they do it on

(06:09):
a couple of rules. Time, the time it takes to
complete the parking maneuver distance to the curb. Because parking
everybody should be able to put the car in the
correct spot, but how close you get to the curb
as a whole other thing, right, and then accuracy hitting
the curb or the parked car can disqualify you in

(06:30):
this competition, and you can't use technology, and there's no
price to get in. Surprisingly, they let women do it,
and it's a spectator I mean overwhelming women say they
can't pallet park.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I could not parallel park until technology. Until you get
that backup camera, Now I'm a pro.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
Okay, I wasn't even thinking about it, that makes sense.
I was thinking about those cars that do the parallel
parking for you guys. I've been doing it every morning here.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
It is awesome, the smart cars.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
And yeah, and the fact that three hundred and seventy
five people have signed up for this is shocking to me,
you know, because it's just in this neighborhood in Pittsburgh
and a ton of people show up to watch, and
they even have like signs and they I know, how

(07:27):
border they we the spectators or they're really passionate.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Lindsay, yeah, oh they have to they have something to prove. Okay, yeah,
maybe they failed that in Driver's ED or on their
first or second attempts.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Or they've always been good. Yeah right.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
See what happened was as people were sitting at a
bar drinking, and they started talking about parallel parking skills, right,
and that one guy's like, I bet I'm better than
you are, and the other guy's like, I bet you ain't.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, prove it.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
So those two started it off really and then people
started gathering around and they're like, I could parallel park
better than that.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I have proofs right now.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
So then that person jumps in and then it just
snowballed out of control from there. Now, in true form,
I like to find out what the prize is. Why
are people because three and seventy five is a lot,
so it's got to be a prize, right, you would think,
you would think, and there is to a degree, But
there is no cash prize, just custom trophies like the

(08:33):
golden Subaru trophy or gift certificates or gift cards. Why
Subaru are they the ones sauntering? No? I don't know.
Are those easy to park? I have no idea. I
don't get it.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
Just the golden automobile would have been just fine. You
didn't have to specify Subaru. Maybe they're the only lesbians
have got together and they're like, I could park.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's not a bad car on a hike.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
No, they're absolutely there are the safest cars in the world.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, next to Bulbo and good resale. Yeah absolutely, so
I get it. But I know, super.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Maybe they're the only vehicle who's technology you can actually
turn off.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
Okay, so far as like a backup camera or that
automatic parallel parking drive.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I hear you, but tape works really well.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh yeah, you can just cover the camera. Yeah yeah,
so that would negate any car. I I don't know
why it would be super U. On a scale of
one to ten, lindsay, without your camera, how good are
you at parallel parking?

Speaker 5 (09:41):
It would probably take me anywhere from I'd say five minutes.
It would probably take me five minutes to do it.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
On a scale of one to ten, lindsay, how good
are you at parallel parking?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Five or six?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, gimpy, oh man, I put myself up in the
eight or nine category. I want to say a ten.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
But you know, we don't give tens out just willy
nilly and now anything on this show, so.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Nor should anybody no give out tens. No, but I would.
I'd consider myself at least eight and a half to
nine pretty goddamn good at parallel parking. Uh, I would agree.
I have got to be in the upper eights, if
not the low nines. Lived in San Francisco. You had
to parallel park a lot, and you had to be
fast because cars were coming. Yeah, And so I got

(10:35):
to where I could do it pretty fast. It only
in there. Yeah, I can line up and do it
in one shot. It doesn't take much. I mean they
literally taught you that in Driver's AD class, that's true,
but the number of things were taught in life twenty
thirty forty years ago. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
True, I can't remember being taught that in Driver's ED.
And maybe we were. We probably, but we probably didn't
stay on it that long because it wasn't something that
they thought, you guys will be doing this all the time.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I would imagine I could be wrong, because I don't
know what in Indiana's driving requirements are, but I would
imagine every state has the requirement of you must be
able to parallel park right now.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
It's one thing about learning to park uphill or downhill
towards the curb away from the curb blah blah blah.
You know, but yeah, you should learn how to parallel park.
Everybody should know how to do that.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
And I would think the uphill downhill thing would also
still be a thing.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah, I mean not everywhere in the world as flat
as a pancake.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
But you know, I don't think it has to do
with that. I think it has to do with knowing
how to operate your car, because you don't have to
be like in San Francisco right to understand when you
need to put your wheels turned in or turned out. Yeah,
even the slightest incline makes the difference. I guess. Yeah,
whatever for I wonder if there's any state that doesn't

(12:03):
require that. Many states do not require parallel parking for
a driver's license. Okay, okay, okay, are you ready? Yeah,
I give it too. Spoiler. None of them are Indiana, Wyoming, Okay, Virginia.
Virginia is quite hilly, yeah, South Dakota, Oregon, Ohio, North Carolina, Nebraska,

(12:32):
I understand, Maryland, Illinois, Florida, Colorado, California, Arkansas, and Alabama.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
I wonder why that is why they don't require that
on your driver's test. Because it's something, it's a skill
that you should have, and you never know when you're
where you're going to be and when you need.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
To use it. Okay, this might be the dumbest reason
to remove it I've ever heard. I like it. They
mostly eliminated it for the backlog to reduce backlog because
there are so many high number of fails.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
They're like, y'all just ain't getting it, So you know what,
We're just going to remove this from the curriculum.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I just get it off the tesk. Can you go
forward backwards? Can you turn left and right? Yes? Okay,
you're good, gall now get The counter argument is that
the parking parallel parking is often considered similar to the
skills you need to those used in other maneuvers like
a two point turn. Okay, except it. Yes you do

(13:46):
spin the wheel. Yeah, yes, you do need to know
a limit. But most people I know that can do
a two point turn. Typically they don't hit the curb,
but if there isn't a curb, they go onto the grass,
or they cheat it as they turn the wheel to
go back and onto the yard or whatever. States without
parallel parking tests, applicants are still required to demonstrate drimmon

(14:08):
street proficiency in other parking situations such as pulling into
and backing out of a parking spot as the equ
get out of here. It's not the same. The only
thing similar about it is you're parking. Okay. So there's

(14:28):
a map of states that have the most difficult driving
test and it's on a scale of forty two to
eighty as the most difficult. Okay, Oklahoma comes in at
sixty nine, and it looks like Washington the state has

(14:53):
the most difficult driving test, and it looks this could
be a giant shock to everybody. Giant shock. Texas has
one of the easiest tests to pass. That's fun, no kidding.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Did you see over the wheel? Yep, you're good. Here's
your license. Congratulations now.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
To be honest, it came in at fifty nine, while
Arkansas came in at forty nine. South Dakota came out
at forty two. Ohio came in at forty five, and
Pennsylvania came in at forty nine. I'm sorry, that's state
of New York. New York came in at forty nine. Okay,
So those are the easiest out of how many. The
eighty is the highest score of them. Okay, okay, but

(15:35):
it's all fifty states. Okay, but typically you think, I mean,
Texas gets a bad rap but appears to be fair
as a bad driver.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
Yeah, traffic in Texas sucks everywhere, especially Dallas. And that
would explain so much, now so much because they've got
the easiest test.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
How difficult is the Indiana driving test too?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
So fairly easy compared to Oklahoma. But just a Scotia
above Texas. Right, So I had I had. I kind
of thought driving tests were pretty much the same across
the board.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
That's what I always thought. I thought it was a
universal testing system.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Now I now understand it's up to the state, so
I understand it can be a little different. But I
thought pretty overwhelmingly it was like, yeah, yeah, we should
all do parallel parking. Hey, did you hear it? Was
it like we heard we heard Ohio got rid of
parallel parking? Yeah? Figures, yeah, losers.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Now I wonder if that is if they're saying, like,
you have to do the driving test and the written
test because some states require you if you take Driver's ED,
you don't have to take a driving test, only the
written test to get your driver's license.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, but I think that's because you have to take
a driving test in the class, right maybe yeah, because
that was for me if taking the Driver's ed class
at school negated my responsibility to have to take one
at the d MB. But when I moved to California,
it didn't matter. I had to take a driving test.
And when I moved here, I had to take a

(17:17):
driving test.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
So I didn't have to take one here when I
moved here.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I don't remember why. Maybe I let mine expire, if
there was like an asterisk reason why I had to,
because I remember standing in line forever here to take
a driving California same to I get it. Maybe that's
why they made you take one here. Like this guy
coming from California. I love that it's long hair. The

(17:43):
difficulty of driving tests are the same. By the way,
I got tattoos here. I never got him in California.
Did you ever have long hair?

Speaker 7 (17:51):
I mean, you don't strike me as the person that's
ever had long hair in his life.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Ever, this is pretty long for me right now. If
I'm being on there are some pictures out there of
me with I have my hair, and but when it
gets past like my ears, it starts curling up, it
starts getting very curly, not Lindsey curly, right, that's like
brillopad curly.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Jealous.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
No, I think curly hair is awesome because I could
never do it. But yeah, no, I never I never
got tattoos in California. But it explains so much. I
had no idea that it was all this from parallel
Parking Championship. I'm still amazed that there's a parallel parking Championship.
I would participate in this, like if they had one.
But when you see there are three hundred and seventy
five participants and they all have different rounds, You're like, hey,

(18:44):
that's an all day event, then maybe even a weekend event.
It does appear it's over a bunch of different times, yes,
which okay, cool. Let's make a party out of it, man,
you know, get the bud light truck out there. Sure,
why not serve some drinks?

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Drink and drive.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
So I'm looking at some of the what do you
think the shortest amount of time it took for someone
to park, not not do it well, but park parallel park?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Thirteen seconds?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, I think somebody got it down and five seconds
five point one five boom is what I can find
as the shortest amount of time on this of someone
who did parallel parking.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Yeah, it's not that hard. If you do it correctly,
you can get it in and out real quick.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yes you can. But they were fifteen centimeters from the curb,
so they got in there fast. But just a little
off then yeah. Win. Yeah. The shortest distance to the
curb that I can find five centimeters. Gosh, twenty two
thirty twenty nine. Five centimeters appears to be the short

(20:00):
this distance. That's pretty close. It's real close. Yeah, with
no technology. Yeah, no, you think they had curb feelers
right for those who know, these are like metal rods
attached to the at the time, I don't think it'd
work on a plastic frame, but onto the sheet metal
of a car, and when it hit the curb.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
It would go uhhh oh yeah, you can put them
on plastic bombs.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh could you okay? Oh yeah. My brother, this is
back in like ninety six. He had this Honda Civic
that they were dressing up car shows and he put
curb feelers on the front of it.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
It looked like a goddamn catfish. It was hilarious and
they on whenever you hit the whenever.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
You hit the curb. This person took them thirty four
and a half seconds and they were sixty one centimeters
from the curb. Sixty and it took them thirty four seconds.
I'm just happy to be here, be a part of
this amazing event. I'm not trying to win. I'm just
having a good time. Yeah, one person, nine seconds, fifty

(21:04):
seven centimeters from the curve. That's see.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
Now, that's the thing people are trying to, you know,
get in fast. You have the quickest time, but they're
not accurate about it. So you really have to you know,
I don't want to say take your time, but they
both have to work hand in hand with precision is important.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Here's here's not Meg did it in nine seconds and
seventy four inches from the centimeters, say inches, good, low one.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
That's not a parallel parking. That's a parking ticket.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, you are in the road, right move your car
or you will be towed. Right then, she had a
small car because they take note of how big or
small your car was. That I was gonna ask that
do you use your own vehic it appears so or
they have like a designated one. It appears you use
their vehicle are your vehicle.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
I'm sorry, that's fun because when I had my a
Hyundai Accent, I could probably do it. I was probably
more of a eight or nine nine on the list
of parallel parking.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Like you did it better.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Yes, absolutely, because it was a little hatchback.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
I wonder if anybody comes in in like a seventy
seven LTD or something.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
This is damn land yad somebody. Oh good goodness, Okay,
so I had to convert it to inches because hey,
this person was fifteen seconds ninety four inches. This person
was thirteen seconds one hundred I'm sorry, one hundred centimeters,

(22:35):
which is not close thirty nine inches. That's like over
three feet for those keeping track at home. Yeah, yeah,
three feet away from the curb. Again, you are in
the road. It's haad to be here, guys. Be a
part of those amazing event. I can understand why this
would be a spectator sport because it would be funny, yeah,

(22:58):
to watch someone try to park or do it fast.
And by the way, they don't use other cars. They
use pool noodles to be the other cars because they
don't want to create damage. Well that makes sense. I
was thinking orange cones, but pool noodles are good too,
I guess, yeah, maybe a combination of the two. Yeah, sure,
why not. I'm not one hundred percent sure, but that
that is so funny to me. And do you brag like,

(23:22):
you know, like maybe if you want to bowling championship
in eighth grade?

Speaker 7 (23:26):
You absolutely brag. You brag about anything, and this is
one of them. I am where's this Pennsylvania? Yes, I
am berg I am Pittsburgh's best parallel parker all bow
before me?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Where do you put the trophy.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
On your mantle or on your dashboard? I mean you
put it on your dashboard? Sure, and I might put
a vinyl decal across the back window and I would
probably have a badge pee b PP.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
That they should give the winner is their own parking
spot somewhere where they frequent.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
That's all I was just just like in generally like okay,
yeah here it is next to the wind Dixie, right,
but I don't live near the wind Dixie. Yay. It's
the prize and it is what it is. It is
never happy, great parallel park. But now you've bitching about
the prize. Uh, All right, we're giving away beer because
it's for your day Friday. What's something you can talk
about for twenty minutes with no prep case Miller like

(24:28):
could be yours BM a mess and whatever that is
to eight two nine four five. We're gonna give away
some beer coming up here very so though, it is
time for news quikies, and on Fridays we do just
the headlines.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
It's time for news quakies, world news, local news and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gimbe and Lindsay with what's going on? News quakies from
the Big Man Morning showing nineties on the Bibe.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Cops looking for couple who broke into restaurants and had sex.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I mean, if you're going to do it, why not
do it on the prep table or in a booth?
All right? Both feels okay?

Speaker 7 (25:06):
I think a booth probably would be unless it's one
of those rounded corner booths.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
You know what I mean. It's just not comfortable. What
kind of restaurant because if it's a vegetarian restaurant, seafood.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Top AI systems are starting to resist being shut down?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Sky, what's wrong?

Speaker 5 (25:26):
How you like me anymore?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Uh? I think I had an AI one too that
I thought was Microsoft AI chief says company won't build
chatbots for erotica. Well that's stupid. What good are you then? Hello,
you're missing a money opportunity and a related headline. Microsoft

(25:52):
AI chief says we don't want to make money.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
We have enough of it already. Woman swindled out of
three and fifty dollars because she thought she was dating
the star of squid Game.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Hum, yeah, I'm sure that happens a lot, especially with
the older folks. Yeah it squid Game.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah, he's doing it for you.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
Woman shocked to see ultrasound photo resembles her dog.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
It was just a style.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
You told me we wouldn't get prepped.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I got another air one. This mom's son was asking
Tesla's Grock AI chat bot about soccer. It told him
to send nude pics. O god, my, Well, what's the
off sides? Explain off sides? Send me a picture of
your booty. Yeah, and I'll tell you God.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Jesse Eisenberg will donate his kidney to a stranger in December, just.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Like any random strngery. He's like, I got this extra kidney.
If anybody wants it.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, this is I've This is a debate I've had
for the last month in my head to do this right.
And if I decide to do it, I'm not going
to tell people I didn't. Now, why would you cloding Jesse?
Some people look at me.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
I'm helping people, right, h I donated a kidney would
you donate today?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Right? I donated some can goods, some clothes half my
kidney function. Peasant, I donated kidney beans. Straight dogs near
Chernobyl are turning bright blue. Yeah, there was a nuclear
melt down there. That makes sense. Have you seen the

(27:40):
pictures of the HBO show Animal Lover? Diane Keaton reportedly
left her dog Reggie, five million dollars in her will. Wow,
I bet you there's some pissed off kids. I would
love to be the executor because Reggie can't spend money.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Right, she didn't have kids.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Executor or executor because it sounds like you're going to
kill the dog.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
If you're the executor, right, well, you execute the will.
I guess maybe I got that wrong.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
That's okay, kill the dog, take the money. No, Reggie's fine,
He's God.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Death ball sponge and glowing worms among creatures discovered in
southern ocean.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Good we talk about the ocean lot. It's so terrifying.
This is how much in a comparison only like a
iglu cooler worth of the ocean we have discovered. It
is a tiny amount.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
Yeah, need to do more research and homemade submarines with
PlayStation controllers. Courtney Kardashian releases vaginal health Lollipops.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
You Truth. Wolfgang van Halen reacts to the term nepo
baby quote. I'm not gonna to name names, but in
some cases it does apply.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
You mean you right? Man suffers death by pop up urine.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
All, Oh, that sounds like is that a movie? You're
gonna do it?

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Nine Man agrees to pay cast support for up to
ten years after divorce.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Wow, that's very kind.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Is that you just buying litter and a bag of food?
You wanted me to get this damn cat? Now I'm
attached to it.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Uh, that bills too, Probably we'll.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Give it to me. Well, no, I want Tunes's a
New York chiropractor who dosed his lover with homemade chloroform
during a twisted sex game, killing the beloved Elvis tribute
artist will spend years in prison. That is a lot
going on. Oh my, I don't know why we need
to know about the Elvis tribute artist or that they're

(29:53):
a chiropractor, but there it is.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
China now requires influencers to have degrees.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Good should sure? Yeah listen.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
If you want to sit there and make little tiki
talking videos and get paid for it, fantastic, But you
need an education first. Just because TikTok can go away
at any point in time.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I'm alright with that.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
People are handing out potatoes for Halloween again for trick or.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Tater hey man, snap benefits you know, right right? Director
of Las Vegas Committee tackling DUI issue faces DUI.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Charge shoemaker know shoe last one, Ohio deputies spend forty
five minutes chasing escaped emu on Rule Road.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
They thought it was a lama.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Wendesy researchers create artificial tongue to detect spiciness.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Spicy. Yeah, I just can't imagine putting that on the
kitchen table.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
No, no, bringing it to the restaurant with you. I'm
kid using it all right, Hey, how old are your wings?
Don't worry about it. I got my my tongue, My
artificial tongue.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Right, that your portable tongue and mommy's purse right, don't
grab the wrong one silver bullet?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
What's something you can talk about for twenty minutes with
no prep? Bmmss and what that is? To eight two
nine four to five. We're gonna give away some beer.
After I read the last headline, father who left Hickey
on son's neck ordered to take counseling. We're gonna take
a break and we'll be back the Big Med Morning Show. Return.

(31:38):
Then you can talk about for twenty minutes with no prep.
Send us an answer to that text bmms and whatever
that is to eight two nine four five. If we
get you on the phone, we're gonna give you a
case of mill of life. And it looks like Joe
is on right now. Hey Joe, how are you good?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
How are you good? Joe? What's something you can talk
about for twenty minutes with no prep?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Well?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
I so most parents can talk about the kids, but
I can, especially as my son. He's real hard working,
living on his own and he's actually become a movie
extra on a series that was filmed here in Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
What brag? What's series?

Speaker 6 (32:21):
It's the lowdown with Ethan Hawke.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Okay, and what he was like he was an extra? What?

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Yeah, he was an extra. He heard about it from
a lady that he works with, and he called. He
went out for the first shoot and they kept calling
him back for pretty much the rest of the first season.
He's not in a lot of episodes as an extra
would expect. But yeah, we saw him in the most
recent episode that we watched Wednesday night. He was in
about the first three or four minutes of the opening scene.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Okay, that's cool. Yeah, a lot of parents would say
their kids are hard working or on their own, like
that feels pretty normal. Is there something else?

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Well, so after he moved out, he you know, he
wanted to have the nicer things in life as a
young kid. So he was working three jobs at one time,
all on his own, just highly motivated to be a
better person of himself.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
How old is your kid?

Speaker 6 (33:19):
He just turned twenty two.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Oh, okay, so that's good.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Right on. What does he do for a living.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
He works for a restoration company. They go in when
houses have like smoke or flood damage. They do the
demo and assess how bad the damage is. That job sucks,
he actually loves it.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Sure, Yeah, you've already demonstrated he's a unique individual. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Yeah, he's also a volunteer firefighter, So.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
There you go, right on. Man, Maybe he does that
business connection because he can give leads to the restoration company.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
I didn't think about that part of it.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, wouldn't it be heartbreaking to know if he was
like a con artist?

Speaker 7 (34:02):
All right, he's out there setting the fires and putting
him out and restoring afterwards.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
He puts out the fire but leaves a card.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Hey, that'd be a great TV series though.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yes, yes it would. Joe, you're getting the hook up, man,
Gimpy tell him exactly what he's gonna get. Well, Joe,
being a nerd of sorts, just got you a case
of Miller Lite. B to you, Corbyn. Heyline Friendzo Gimpy
can make sure he has the right info and have
a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Thank you guys, Good.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
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What's something you can talk about for twenty minutes with
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We'll pick a text coming up in a little bit

(35:36):
to win some but we're gonna go around the room here, Lindsey,
what's something you can talk about for twenty minutes with
no prep?

Speaker 5 (35:43):
I can geek out a little bit about nineties television,
but more specifically Saved by the Bell. That was my
jam growing up Saturday mornings when it was on. I
loved it. It actually got started though for Disney, and

(36:05):
it wasn't Saved by the Bell. It was Good Morning,
Miss Bliss, who was their school teacher at the time.
But it didn't do well and it started like eighty seven,
and so it got canceled, and then NBC picked it up,
and so they changed it, revamped it to Save by

(36:26):
the Bell and made them all high school students. And
I loved that show so much. I never missed an episode.
And after it went off the air and they brought
it back and made it into evenings like they brought
back like it was went to the college years. I

(36:46):
remember seeing the first episode and screaming because I was
so excited, and it was like it made me feel
like I understood what my mom or just an older
generation went through when they saw their favorite celebrities back

(37:07):
on television, you know what I mean. After some time,
it was crazy.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
What here's here's a little test of your okay, Saved
by the Bell knowledge, lindsay, what characters carried over from
Good Morning Miss Bliss to Saved by the Bell since
they were two different shows.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
So Miss Bliss did and the principle changed because mister
Belding was not played by the Baskins. Dennis Haskins, are
you were on your Miss Bliss?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Answer?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yeah, she was a school teacher. She she came over.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Who else?

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Bye bye? Screech and Zach and Lisa Turtle And I
believe Jesse.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
I'm gonna say you're wrong. You've got too correct out
of all that you said.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Oh, Zack and Screech, this show's Belding moved over. Miss
Bliss moved over, and Lisa Turtle moved over.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
I thought it was just Screech and Zach were the
only two, because I don't remember Lisa. There was another.
There was another gal on a Good Morning Miss Bliss,
little white gal with black hair. Jesse was not there
on Good Morning Miss Bliss.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah. Lark Vorhees was on Miss Bliss. Dustin Diamond was
on This Bliss Mark Paul Gossler was on. Dennis Haskins,
who played mister Belding, and Hayley Mills, who played Miss Bliss,
was also on Saved by the Bell. Fascinating that we
are going this dark into it. You would have been

(39:07):
you would have been five eighty two, eighty one, eighty one,
so you would have been uh seven when it launched. Yeah,
and then it was over in ninety three.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
No, it came. Yeah, it was over in ninety three.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, that's not very long.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Started in ninety three on NBC.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Okay, well it ended in ninety three.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Yeah, in ninety three, eighty nine and ninety three, and
then it went into like two it came to two thousand,
and then it had the new class, which wasn't that
doesn't count. That doesn't have Yeah, that's something completely. His
Screech was the only one that stayed on that show.

Speaker 7 (39:41):
And there on Mister Building. Yeah, rode that out until
he died, both of them.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yeah. Yeah. College years were fantastic. They had two movies.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I don't count that though as Saved by the Bell
the movies or the movies go to College, all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
I'll say the college years because they they did have Screech,
they had Zach, they had Slater and then Tiffany Amberthesa
Kelly moved over eventually, and I think that was the
only one. So they had most of the cast there.
That's why I would consider. But like the New Ones
where Screech and Belding were the only two original characters, I.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Would They didn't go to college very long, No, it
was only what maybe one year?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Yeah, Like the first month of the show's airing was
really good, really popular, and then it started losing viewership.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
So because it just wasn't the same, right, What's something
you can talk about for twenty minutes with no prep?
If you can get that text to us, tell us
what it is, we could pick you to win a
case of Miller nighte Friggin' a Friday, give be. What's
something you can talk about for twenty minutes with no prep?

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Usually video games, particularly whatever game I'm currently playing at
the time, Like, you know, right now it's Red Dead, Redemption,
and the hell it's it's happened here. You know a
couple of times you'll ask me something about it, and
I'll just drone on and on and on and on
and on and on about it. You know, this morning,
I you know, you get you have certain roles and
you've got certain objectives that you have to do every

(41:10):
day that earns you a stupid in game goal that
you have to use to buy certain things or whatever,
and then certain cash. So I've got I'm a bounty hunter.
I am also a trader who goes at not like
tradetor like you know, who's betrayed somebody, but like you know,
I'll go out and kill a couple of deers and

(41:30):
the skunk or whatever and skin these animals and then
take them into town and sell them or donate them
to my buddy Crips, who sits at the camp all day.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
And he's kind of a rugged dude, he really is.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
He's got a got a little straggly beard, kind of
bald head, little pudgy, looks like he's gotten into a
few bar fights in his time because his face looks
a little scarred up.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
But he's an alright kind of guy. Now, Crips is
the guy that's at the at your camp that kind
of you know, starts your mission, gets you going on
in life, you know, And you start off as a
little trader, and then as you work more for him,
he turns you onto this gal named Maggie. Now Maggie
is the one that's in charge of the moonshine business.
So if you want to be a moonshiner, you can

(42:10):
do that, which I am. And so Maggie here, Now
here's the deal. Maggie used to be a very big
time in the moonshine business back before you know, we
got where we're at. So now, Maggie, I guess the
revenue agents, Okay, they decided they're going to take Maggie down, right,

(42:31):
and this crooked cop goes in and they bust up
Maggie's moonshine shack and they end up setting it on fire.
But they set it on fire with Maggie inside just
because they're What they're trying to do is they're trying
to kill Maggie off right, But Maggie's one tough bitch. Okay,
she survived the fire, and she gets out and while

(42:52):
the rest of the family goes and serves their time
in jail, Maggie is out plotting her revenge and how
to get back on top of the thing. But the
thing about Maggie is Maggie was in this fire. So
now Maggie has burn scars all over the side of
her face and one of her eyes is gray and milky.
It's really creepy, weird looking, but at the same time,
I'm still slightly turned on when I look at Maggie.

(43:13):
I was like, Maggie, back in your day, I bet
you were one hot piece of ass. But you look
at her now and I'm like, I don't know if
I could hit that or not. It's that weird milky
eye is what gets me. You know. It's not so
much the burn scars that gets me. It's that weird
milky eye. I feel like it would drip down on
top of me as we were doing the business, you
know what I mean. But anyway, I do not know Maggie.
You know, she gets you moving in, and you know,

(43:35):
she helps you out. You set up your moonshine shink
and she has you go get some French game whatever
Pierre what this nuts is. And now he's gonna be
your cook. He's gonna be the guy who makes the moonshine.
And then of course you need a little bit more help,
so you gotta go break out.

Speaker 7 (43:51):
Her cousin limb, I think is what it is. Anyhow,
So that's that's all part of the moonshine biz. And
then of course there's this other gal you get hooked
up with as part of a collector and her name
is Madame Nasar, now Madam Nasar.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
She is one hot piece of ass. Boy, I'm telling
you what. She's not old. I tho I was the
guess on Madame Nasar's age. She's probably about her mid
thirties maybe early forties. Kind of a gypsy is what
she is. And she travels all over the country with
a wagon. And you've got it. I think we get
the point you asked me.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Do you sell? Do you personally get to sell the
moonshine too?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yeah? Yeah, we make it all kinds of different flavors.
You got up. Yeah, No, it's a video game. He's
not selling anything. Gippy McGee my person character, yeah yeah,
and her name is uh, it's not Tammy. Georgia is
my character's name.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
And she's got a horse named Chasity, which I named
the horse Chastity after this person that I used to
work with. I don't know why, but it just felt
like a good horse's name. Maybe it reminded me for
whatever reason. But yes, go out and I sell carts
and I've got to stop at roadblocks because the revenue
agents they're all trying to come after me.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
And anyway, what's something you can talk about for twenty
minutes with no prep a case of Miller like could
be yours bmms and what that is to eight two
nine four five. I can talk about a lot of
nothing for twenty minutes, but if we had to narrow
it down to a topic, I would probably say the
Chiefs and not just current chief stuff. I've been a

(45:27):
Chiefs fan for as long as I remember growing up
in Iowa and seeing that that was one of the
teams that were on TV. My dad was a big
Chiefs fan. Marty Schottenheimer era, playing chunk football, watching Priest
Holmes play, watching Christian McCoy and the Nigerian Nightmare play,
the rivalry with the Chiefs and the Broncos, and when

(45:49):
Neil Smith left to go to the Broncos, and watching
that game play out, and how we couldn't believe Neil
Smith left the team. Seeing Josh Allen start with the
Chiefs and then moving on not Josh Allen. What's his name?
He just retired now Josh Allen, I think his name.
He retired or he just retired, came back, did the

(46:09):
drum thing at the Arrowhead when he was with the Chiefs.
He had a heart, his baby had all was born
with like a heart condition, and the fans rallied around
and like you know, raised money for him. When Derek
Thomas died, I was in radio in Kansas City. He
died driving to the airport for taking off to a game.
Car slid off the road, died in a carreck and

(46:30):
they had the Derek Thomas memorial, and I was with
the radio stations all got together and did like a
big memorial thing at the stadium, watching Steve de Berg
play with the giant bandage on his pinky, I mean,
watching Deron Cherry play, Dante Hall run kicks back. I mean,

(46:51):
I have been a Chiefs fan for a long time.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Would you say that there is one player that you
know the most about pre past present?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I mean probably modern day stats, because I've as I've
gotten older, I've gotten more into like stats and stuff.
I remember. I have two very vivid memories of Chiefs players,
and one of them involves being on the field for
a game and sorry, being on the field for warm
ups at a game and Tony Gonzalez came over to

(47:22):
me and stood next to me. I didn't like, he's
not saying hi to people, but he's in his gear
and he's warm, and he was a gigantic human being
and just realizing this is wild. And then I was
doing work with the Make a Wish, Yes, the Make
a Wish Foundation, Nope, Special Olympics of Oklahoma. And we
did an event where players would sign things and we

(47:47):
would have an auction to raise money for the Special
Olympics of Kansas and Missouri. That's what it was. And
he a player, needed to be taken to a TV
station for some interviews and I got to drive around
Trent Richardson is that right? And he was a full
back for the Chiefs. And I was so acstatic that

(48:07):
I had a Chiefs player in my Hanta Civic so excited.
But I've been a Chiefs fan a long long time.
I've been to many games to see the Chiefs play.
I dated a girl exclusively so she could because she
had box seats for the Sweet and Sweets. Nice. Yeah,

(48:30):
smart one, but yeah, yeah, it's weird. It didn't last
more than a season, but great seats, great seats for
the Chiefs. But yeah, so probably the Chiefs for me.
What's something you can talk about for twenty minutes with
no prep case and Miller like could be yours BMMS
and what that is to eight two nine five. We're
gonna give away beer coming up. If you're listening to

(48:54):
The Big Man Morning Show, we are giving away beer
for freaking a Friday. We've been asking what's something you
can talk about for twenty minutes with no prep? Bmmss
and what that is to eight two nine four five
Case Miller, like could be yours. Jordan is on the
line with us, Hey Jordan, as a bill good Jordan,
what's something you can talk about for twenty minutes with

(49:14):
no prep?

Speaker 9 (49:16):
I'd have to say jiu jitsu, just because that's the
really my passion and side of work.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
It's all I do.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
How old were you when you started?

Speaker 9 (49:25):
Well, at first start when I was like sixteen, so
off and on for about ten years, but consistently the
last five since I was twenty three, third degree blue belt.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
What do you love about jiu jitsu?

Speaker 9 (49:39):
Just that how it helps you in situations on how
to go through adversity to where if you're a little
guy going with a big guy, you know how to
stay calm and handle yourself and handle the big man.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
What's the worst injury you've had in jiu jitsu.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
I probably have a bum shoulder now and my knees
are probably definitely bummed as well.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
How old are you now? Where and where do you
train at.

Speaker 9 (50:06):
Ryan's jiu Jitsu in pul Oklahoma?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah? Those guys don't mess around.

Speaker 9 (50:11):
No, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
They're known for their pressure. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
Have you ever had to use your jewey ju jitsu
in real life situations?

Speaker 9 (50:20):
Not yet? Not yet?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Uh? What's your favorite story or success story about your
jiu jitsu journey? Maybe a solution, maybe the time you
choked out brown belt before you should have. I don't
know what.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
Probably one of my favorite highlights is I've put somebody
to sleep in one of my first tournaments, and the
kana choke, and then just getting my friends into it,
and then us staying together since we've known each others
to your little kids and still we're adults now training
together doing jiu jitsu together. It's pretty pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Did you call it the anaconda choke?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Yeah, yeah, there's the names for chokes are awesome, that
makes sense, Ninja choke, baseball choke, Yeah, awesome. Jordan Gimby's
got some stuff for you, God, Gimpia, tell him what
he's gonnach and I havn't Corman talking about something for

(51:22):
twenty minutes isn't a problem. Since he knows everything, He's
just gonna be wrong about most of it. Enjoy this,
Gay's a miller life.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
You guys.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Hang on the line, buddy, so Gimpy can get your
info and have a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
Yes, sir, you too.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Let's see what Gimpy has in his four by four.
Oh ho, And that says here that shutdown day is
on day thirty one, and uh major airlines call for
an end to the shutdown. The Senate adjourned yesterday and
won't meet again until after the weekend. Good for them.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
There continues to be no clear end insight, asllians of
low income Americans will soon feel the pain.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Of the ongoing shut down.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
The food stamps benefit known as the AMP, is set
to expire on Saturday for roughly forty two million people.
A federal judge in Massachusetts yesterday took up a lawsuit
that brought by twenty five states to compel the Trump
administration to release contingency funds to keep some the APP funded.
There's been no ruling yet, It says here that Prince

(52:27):
Andrew has been stripped of titles and royal lodging Gil
Prince Andrew Lodging Prince D will not leave the light
on for you anymore, Prince Andrew. Sorry, buddy, Prince Andrew
is being stripped of his title and now will be
known as Andrew Mountbatten. Windsor Buckingham Palace made the announcement yesterday.

(52:51):
The Palace also said that a formal notice had been
served for Andrew to leave his home at the Royal
Lodge close to Windsor Castle. The changes come as the
royal faces growing pressure over his ties to old jeffy Epstein.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
When do you think the last time a royal was
stripped of their title? Bergie?

Speaker 7 (53:14):
Now, she's always the Duchess of what what whatever not
for your black Eyepsia.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
But is it like the first time?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
No? Okay, the last time it happened was to the
ever popular Ernest Augustus in nineteen nineteen. Wow, after he
sided with the Gummans in World War One. Prince Andrew
just as bad as that guy. Wow? What else we
got here? Oh? Some news just for us.

Speaker 7 (53:47):
iHeartMedia named exclusive audio partner for the Winter Olympics. iHeartMedia
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Winter Olympics by NBC Universal.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
They thecovery will include play by play audio channels as
well as the original iHeart podcast. Two Guys and Five Rings?
Is that really the name of it? Yes, that's the
name of it.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
Two Guys Five Rings with Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers.
The twenty twenty six games will be held in Milan
and Cortina de Punaza whatever it's in Italy, and the
opening ceremony taking place February six.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
And then lastly, here were you told to do that? No?
I just saw it in the service that I use.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
I was like, well, that's interesting, and I figured it
would make the bosses happy.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Anyhow, Hey, are you in trouble? Is that why you
did it? Exactly? Trying to make up for some smart ass.
Have a drink everyone, I love the cheery flavored lead.
What else we got?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
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Speaker 1 (55:00):
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said Jim.

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At At and T gives over one hundred and fifty
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Celia Clinton Elementary School. The event was part of the
company's initiative to help address the digital divide and the
US and here in Oklahoma. AT and T said they've

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committed five billion dollars to help twenty five million people
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Speaker 1 (56:12):
Good Luck, Good morning, Gimpy, Well, good morning, Corbin. I
want you to come and hang out with me tonight.
You want to come hang out over the night, Please
come and hang out with me tonight. I'm going to
be at the Lady good Naivas from five to seven
for their Scared Stiff Halloween Party. There's going to be
a costume contest and of course drink specials and don't
forget the boobies. I'll be there from five to seven.

(56:33):
Come on down, lady guy Davas, sure, it's time for
a Taser time trivia. This is where we shock each
other if you don't know the answers to the questions
that you wrote, which sounds like we're cheating, but we're not.
And I went last in the previous week, so I
get to draw who goes first, and Gimpy is going

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to be the first person to go, so he is
going to strap on the device that will shock him.
I'm going to shock him if he gets it wrong.
What's something you can talk about for twenty minutes with
no prep? Answer that bm mass and what that should
be to eight two nine four five because in a

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little bit we're gonna give away a case of Miller
Lite BMMSS and whatever that is to eight two nine
four five. He's set to go, and Lindsey has questioned one.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
All right, aside from basketball, which professional sport did Michael
Jordan play?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Oh, okay, Michael Jordan played baseball. Final answer?

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Aside from basketball, which professional sport did Michael Jordan play?
You said baseball. Final answer, and the correct answer is golf. Baseball.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, bab, he is a golfer. But if you read
the story on how that came about, uhuh, and he
got to it's because the owner of the Bulls was
connected to the Chicago White Sox and all that, and
that it was like a favor, right, and it was
he was not. No, he does not go no, he wasn't,
all right. Question two?

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Question two, Family Guy is set in a fictional city
in which US state?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Where they are from the city of Kohog, which I
believe is in the state of Rhode Island.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Final answer, Which fictional city in which US state is
Family Guy set in? And you will said you belong
your Rhode Island. Final answer and the correct answer is
Rhode Island.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
All right. Question three Michael Jordan again, oh all right.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Retired from the Chicago Bulls and came back to play
in the NBA with which team?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
That's a good one. That is a good question. I
want to say it was either the Wizards or the Raptors.
And that's that's the master. P played basketball too, And

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I get those two mixed up, right, like, because I
think P played for the Raptors, and then Jordan went
to the Wizards. But I'm you know, I'm not one
hundred percent, so I'm just gonna go with the Wizard's
final answer.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Michael Jordan retired from the Chicago Bulls and came back
to play in the NBA with Which team? You said
the Wizards, and the correct answer is the Washington Wizards record.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I looks up. I didn't know the master p thing. Yeah,
he did not play in the NBA. He played in
preseason games for the Charlotte Hornets and the Toronto Raptors.
He participated in training camps and exhibition games for both
teams in nineteen ninety nine, but was weighed before regular
season games happened, which you don't get credit for being
in the NBA unless you're playing in regularly. It makes sense.
I remember there was a thing about it. He was

(01:00:29):
playing basketball, yeah, and was playing for the Raptors, But
I didn't know that he he got cut, you know,
and didn't make it, and that you had to qualify
and be a part of the regular season in order
to say you played for the NBA. Yeah, it works
for the NFL too. If preseason game doesn't, you don't
check the boxes. Playing in the NFL. Huh. I figured
if you're on an NFL or an NBA team, that

(01:00:50):
counts at least in my book. Interesting, you learned something new,
But that was a great master p factor. Yeah, Lindsay's
going next. All right, all right, So Lindsay's gonna get
strapped on there and I'm going to ask her the questions.
And while she's doing that, what's something you can talk
about for twenty minutes with no prep A case of

(01:01:12):
Miller Lite BMMS and whatever that is? To eight, two, nine, four, five,
and I go last for the fourth all month long.
You've been dead last. Yeah, well, all right, so Lindsay
is strapped on there, and I have the first question,
Famous Taylor's. This legendary Taylor is known for being Cleopatra

(01:01:33):
and who's afraid of Virginia Wolf? Famous Taylors. This legendary
Taylor is known for being Cleopatra and who's afraid of
Virginia Wolf?

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
I believe that would be Elizabeth Taylor. Final answer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Question is famous Taylor's. This legendary Taylor is known for
being Cleopatra and who's afraid of Virginia Wolf? You said
a Taylor final answer, and the correct answer is Elizabeth Taylor.
Question two, Name the famous car, oh boy, a dodge
charger from the Dukes of Hazzard. Name the famous car

(01:02:17):
a dodge charger from the Dukes of Hazzard.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
I should know this, agreed, But I didn't watch that show.
What I didn't? I mean, I know who Daisy Duke's
Daisy Duke Cee.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
You didn't watch the show, but you know facts about it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
And if I heard it, I would be like, oh,
that's from that one show Dukes of Hazzard.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Named the famous car a dodge charger from the Dukes
of Hazzard. Uh hm hm.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
The yeah, I am hmm that show is on when
in the seventies eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Name the famous car a dodge charger from the Dukes
of Hazzard.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
I'm gonna kick myself because we've talked about that car
on this show before. I've heard it many many times
and it's probably like, oh man, it's escaping me, and
I know when I hear it, I'm gonna be oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Name the famous car a dodge charger from the Dukes
of Hazzard.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
Old Rusty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Quick, Yeah, finally slide across the hood and have to
get a shot after never make it across because.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Rusty banned it. Yeah, I don't know, I already said.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Final answer, Yeah, name the famous car a Dodge charger
from the dukes of has Hazard. You say rusty, old
or old? It's important, all or old? Okay, it doesn't matter,
it's not on the card. The answer is the general generally,

(01:04:32):
right on the tip of your tongue, generally and old.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Rusty, And once I heard it, I knew I was yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
No. Question three, what is the minimum number of downs
a team gets to gain a first down? What is
the minimum number of downs a team gets to gain
a first down? Four?

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
What is the minimum number of downs a team gets
to gain a first down? You said four? The correct
answer is four. Ray, Yeah, it's impressive that you knew that. No,
I'm being sarcastic. That's an incredibly easy question. What's something
you can talk about for twenty minutes with no prep
A case of Miller Lite bmms and what that is

(01:05:16):
to eight? Two, nine, four, five. We're gonna give away
beer coming up, and also it'll be my turn for
Taser Time trivia. Taser Time Trivia, Lindsay and can be
both gone. It is now my turn to go. We
have tested the shocker, and we are all set orban.
Question number one, Name the famous car a chevro Let

(01:05:38):
Camaro and earlier a Volkswagon Beetle in the G one
Transformer series. Name the famous car a Chevrolet Camaro and
earlier a Volkswagon Beetle in the G one Transformers series.

(01:06:03):
I've never seen this movie. I watched the TV show
as a kid. Yeah, I'm gonna make a guess. I'm
pretty confident it's wrong, but it's what popped in my brain. Bumblebee.

(01:06:26):
Final answer, Name the famous car a Shivallet Camaro and
earlier a Volkswagen Beetle in the G one Transformer series.
You said, Bumblebe. The correct answer is Bumblebee. Bumblebee. I
was like right, I was like, yeah, Bumblebee.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
I would have been cooked. Yeah, I would have guessed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Ladybug and the first Transformers movie when they brought that
back out, they did have the Beetle featured first, but
then robots being robots and transforms being who they are,
he switched on over to the to the Camara Camaro.
It was an old Camara and then he's like, I
want to be a new Camara. Yeah, Shia lah Booth,

(01:07:08):
Megan Fox nice, Yeah, good movies anyway. Number two, You're
ready ready, famous Taylor's this deceased Taylor was the drummer
and banking vocalist for the Food Fighters. Coming in hot
Taylor Hawkins. Final answer, Famous Taylor's This deceased Taylor was
the drummer and banking vocalist for the Food Fighters. U said,

(01:07:30):
Taylor Hawkins. It is Taylor Talkin's Taylor? Yes, of course?
All right. Last one, no way, I'm lucky three times?
Maybe probably not. Let's find out. Question number three, Corbyn.
For which film did mel Gibson win an Academy Award
for Best Director? For which film did Mel Gibson win

(01:07:55):
the Academy Award for Best Director? What's the Beaver movie? Faver,
Passion of the Christ? Final answer? All right? For which
film did mel Gibson win the Academy Award for Best Director?
You said the Passion of the Christ. Final answer. The
answer is Brave Heart. He was the director of Brave Heart.

(01:08:23):
At least that's what the paper says. Anyway, Huh yeah,
would you have said Braveheart?

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Probably not. Probably would have gone with the Passion of
the Christ as well, because, like you, I did not
know that he was the director of Brave Heart. Yeah,
well there you go. To be fair, I've only seen
that movie once and I was forced to watch it.
So it's a good movie. It's a good Sunday movie.
Got nothing else going on? Sit down and watch you

(01:08:51):
Brave Heart for the next four hours. Yeah, yeah, complete
lie but yeah right, complete made up stuff. All right,
We're giving away beer for frigging ay Friday. What's something
you can talk about for twenty minutes with no prep?
A case of Miller like could be yours BMMS and
what that is? We're gonna give away beer when we
come back rush More of the Big Men Morning Show.

(01:09:14):
We are giving away beer for frigging eight Friday. We've
been doing it all morning long. We've got a couple
more chances for you to win. So get a text
to us answering this question. What's something you can talk
about for twenty minutes with no prep? Lee is on beer?
Hey Lee? How are you man?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I'm good? How are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Buddy? Lee? What's something you can talk about for twenty
minutes with no prep?

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
I can talk about zippo's all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Day long zippos like the lighter like the lighters, Yes, sir,
and where? Why?

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Well? It started back when I was I eighteen years
old or so, I got my first zippo, and ever
since then, it's just been something I've been hooked on.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Do you still have your first zippo?

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
I still do have my first ship bow. I have
almost six hundred of them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
WHOA where do please tell me you display all six hundred? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Yes, I do. I have displays all over my house.
I have displays in my bedroom, displays in the living room,
displays all over the place. I have everything that you
can imagine a zippos. I have zippo barbecue grills. I
have zippo sunglasses, watches, hats, pens, pins. You hey, I've

(01:10:31):
got zippo galore. Started in nineteen thirty two. Go ahead?

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Are all in working order? Are they all filled?

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
No? You don't keep them filled because if you keep
them filled, you'll rock the inside of the cotton on
the inside of them. You should also take out the
flints if you're going to store them for long periods
of time, because if you don't have me in the
climent controlled area, the flips is a stone, and it
will be the senteg right over time, and it will
lock the wheel and you have to take it all

(01:11:02):
the way apart and between it and all this other
good stuff to get it back to normal.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
What is your oldest zippo?

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
I haven't had two nineteen forty eight one of them
is already to kill a lot one of them. Just
it's called the stealing because in the forties, during the wartime,
they didn't use brass for the zippos. They used steel
because all of the brass was going to the war effort.
So there's several of them from the nineteen forties that
are very sought after as well.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
How much do you ben that's worth?

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Which one eight? Yeah, probably a hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Okay, the ones that does your forty eight have a
three barrel hinge, No.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
It has a four barrel hinge.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
The three barrel hinges went away in the early thirties
and like thirty six, they went away and they went
to the four barrel hinge, and then in the late
forties they through the forties they were into four barrels
and in the fifties they were into the five barrel
ine that we know today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
What's your most expensive one you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Own as far as value of what I paid for it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Both?

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Okay, Well, I paid close to two hundred and eighty
two hundred dollars to one that was twenty four paired
gold plated, and I paid Yeah, you know, everybody's got
to have something, you know, when you quit quit doing
drugs and doing all the other dumb stuff in life,

(01:12:36):
you got to have something to kind of keep your mind,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah, right, you know, so for you it eight mes anymore?
Not right?

Speaker 10 (01:12:46):
Bad?

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
Lee, Did you say that that nineteen forty eight zipo
that you had, Did you say that it was three barrel.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
For four barrel?

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Four barrel? Okay, there's a three barrel that's worth over
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Okay. So if you want to talk about value of writers,
one of the ones that I'm on search for that
I have not been able to afford in my lifetime
is a nineteen forty three black Crackle zippo. It was
right in the middle of the ward. And those are
value like a bad one and bad condition is about

(01:13:25):
five hundred bucks. A good condition one could caught you thousands.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Is there a Zippo Convention.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Yes, sirys, there's Zippo conventions all over the place. One
of them is called Lighter Palooza and it's in Bradford, Pennsylvania,
where Zippo's from half his every year and selectives from
around the world converge on Bradford to have a convention
every year. Have you ever been I have never been
to it. I have been to the Zippo Museum and

(01:13:57):
the factory and all of that, but I've never been
to the convention.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Is Zippo still an American company?

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Zippo is very much an American company.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
They are.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Started here, been here, owned by the same family. In fact,
Zippo because the fact there has to be some sort
of competition for him. There's a company called Ronson that
is also an American company that was failing, and in
the eighties Zippo decided to go ahead and buy Ronson
so they would be able to continue the name and

(01:14:31):
have that competition still going.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Yes, the bed ran out. Yeah, that does not happen
very often. So, sir, you did an impressive job. You're
definitely getting the hookup gimp. You go ahead and tell
him exactly what he's going to get I. You know
how I would start off really strong about the subject,
but eventually the medication will have have me talking about
how aliens and how they're already here and the bagels

(01:14:59):
aren't really great his breakfast bed and the kids canna
see right through your soul and oh yeah, here's a
case a Miller light back to you, Corbyn. Excellent job, sir,
hang on the line so Gimpie can get some info
from you, and uh yeah, impressive. Happy Happy Halloween. My friend,
I did not see the Zippo one showing up now,

(01:15:22):
and I didn't know, Like I love when people nerd out,
but I didn't know you could nerd out so far
that I'm like, okay, tap, yeah, he even knew the
board of directors.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
I'm here more.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
So, we've got to do our NFL picks for the
week and with the let's go with the first game,
Bears at Bengals. The Bears are minus two and a
half point favorites. Everybody's a minus two and a half favorite. Yes,
our teams are all minus two and a half favorites

(01:15:57):
for this week, which is kind of rare. But so
the Bears are the favorite. It's against the Bengals. Who
do you got there, Lindsay Bears? Any anything else to
go with that?

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
Or I mean, I thought that they were gonna pull
it off last week and I can't believe they didn't.
But they have to. They have to this week.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
Yeah, and the Bengals aren't aren't great either, So yeah,
come on Chicago, and I'm not gonna go against them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Gim me who he got.

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
This is a tough one because they both suck a
hass about. I'm gonna go with the Bengals on this,
and I think the Bengals are gonna pull it out.
I think it because they're at home and they've got
that home field advantage. They don't want to lose at home,
even though they probably will. But I'm still taking the
Bengals anyway. Man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Dounie's still out, Swift is still out, Roshawn Johnson is out,
and and DJ Moore didn't practice Wednesday. He liked practice yesterday.
Joe Flacco is out. I'm sorry he liked practiced. I mean,

(01:17:11):
I think if he goes, I think they win. I
think if he doesn't go, I think the Bears win.
But I'm gonna go with the Bengals on this one
because Gimpie also went with them.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Uh all right, Giants, Sorry San Francisco at New York
San Francisco to a point favorites against Giants skataboo Elakue,
neighbors completely out not playing. Uh, San Francisco, it does
not look like Perty's gonna play. Kittle was on the
injury report this week with an oblique injury. Uh, there's
some other injury. Uh. McCaffrey was on there, but I

(01:17:52):
think it was a rest on the injury report. So
they're also dealing with some things. Who do you got, Lindsay.

Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
As much as I would love to take the Giant
because that's my husband's team, I have to go with
the Niners, Gimpie.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Yeah, Niners all the way, man. I mean, Giants are
two and six.

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
You just listed some very important players that are out,
and even though we have more players out than that
are healthy, we're still kicking ass.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
So Niners all day. Yeah, except last week where you
should have kicked ass and didn't. So that's the only
factor for me that's got me hung up. We still
don't know Jackson Dark. We don't still know who he is,
what type of we're still learning about him. Could he
rise up in this scenario? How bad are the injuries

(01:18:41):
to the quarterbacks. So it's the Giants though, so there's
no way I can pick them. All that being said,
and then finally the real Super Bowl Kansas City at Buffalo,
and Kansas City is a two and a half point
fait favorite visiting Buffalo.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
What do you got, lindsay, what's Buffalo's record right now?

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
In Kansas City's five and three? So yeah, it's a
tight match. This is a trap game too. You you
have to you can't go off record. You can't go
off because these two teams really don't like each other,
so you can't just believe the record in these scenarios.

(01:19:32):
Bosa has been light practice all week. I think that
was rest though. Praterer their kicker injured, and I know
people are like, so what it's a kicker. That can
mean something in a game like this because usually the
points of the Chiefs. Pacheco is out. He will not
be playing this week against the Bills with his injury.

(01:19:54):
Besides Josh Simmons, who went a wall, we we'd I
think everybody else is going to be playing.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
I think I might have to take the Bills. My
boy Pachecko's not playing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
I love him, so for you, the X factor is Pacheco. Yeah,
all right, Gimpie. I am taking the Bills on this one.

Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Out of the fifty six times they've played, the Chiefs
have only won twenty five. The Bills have won thirty.
They're at home again. I think they got something to
prove because it's like, hey, man, f these guys.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Okay, so taking the Bills. Yeah, I think the Bills
are frauds. Listen who they've beat and the Ravens they
won forty one to forty, right, tight game. Yeah, but
Ravens are not good, not this year. The Jets, well, yeah,

(01:20:52):
that's the Jets. The Dolphins, it's the Dolphins. The Saints. Okay,
they lost to the Patriots, they lost to the Falcons.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
You could be right, they I think.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
I think there. I think Josh Allen's good, but I
don't think they've got he's got the keys around him
to make something happen. And you know, I'm picking the Chiefs.
I'm just trying to be realist about it, right. I
get where you're at. Man.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
The teams that they have played are soft, you know, Yeah,
it's going to be a good match.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Faux show. And they beat the Carolina Panthers. Sorry, I
don't want to take away credit from them for that win. Now,
I know you're gonna come back at me with the Chiefs.
And who have they beaten? Right? We lost to the Chargers, Okay,
they're considered a favorite. We lost to the Eagles. Yeah,
feels like a fair loss. Both those losses are one

(01:21:44):
with six points, one was three. We beat the Giants
as we should have. We beat the Ravens with Lamar
he left at the end of the game because he's embarrassed.
We lost to the Jaguars, who have upset some teams.
We beat the lion to some think is maybe the
best team in the NFL. The Raiders you could argue, eh,

(01:22:06):
you could argue the Commanders without Jade Daniels. But either way,
we won the way we should have against those teams,
where the Bills didn't win the way they should have
against the Patriots. Either way, it is an awesome game
to watch. I cannot wait to watch it this weekend.
I am clearing my schedule. Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Happy twenty fifth porn Star birthday to Miss mel Blanco.
See this Halloween Hotty in Squeeze Teas and please Wham
Bam in the Van and juicy made sweethles. She's currently
going to school studying business law.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
I'm going to beg and plead with you to come
and hang out with me tonight at Lady Goodiva's. I'll
be there from five to seven for their Scared Stiff
Halloween Party of course, drink specials, boobs and and costume
contest and more boobs and me and more boobs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Come hang out, all right, Let's do Willy nilly. We
do it every Friday at this time. It's a chance
for you to own the show. Talk about anything you want,
bring up something that you think we missed. And this
is for sure something that needs to be brought up.
This is for sure something that not only did I miss,

(01:23:26):
not only did GIMPI miss, but also Lindsey missed. June
Lockhart died on the twenty third of October. See now,
I had seen that. I heard that and it rang
a bell. I was sure if that was on her

(01:23:46):
list or not, because I know she likes to pick
podballs like that. I know if there was currents or
on an old list, so I just let it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Let I figure if it was the person who's list
it was on would have definitely brought it up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Yeah, I gotta be honest. I don't remember seeing it
in the news. It may have been a subheadline and
I went, oh, okay, it just didn't register as important
to right as Drewne Lockhart. Why yes, And it's not
a rule, but maybe it needs to be a rule
that if you don't even know somebody on your list died,

(01:24:20):
I don't hate that you don't get the points. Nonetheless,
that's not a rule right now. So we are in
a three way tie for the first time since twenty
twenty two that that year ended in a tie. And
I think that I noticed I went back pretty far
twenty eighteen. I think there was a three Nope, there

(01:24:40):
was not going back to twenty seventeen nope, twenty sixteen, nope.
So this might be only the second time this has
ever happened for a three way tie. So Lindsay has points.
By the way, this is the points that she got
when she replaced Dick Van Dyke Bam Majera Estelle Parson
and Don King. Yes, so so you know fIF times

(01:25:07):
a charm.

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
I guess, thank you texture eight nine oh three.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Yeah, you should be thinking, am I am? Because you
didn't even know.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
Right when I saw that, I was like, wait, didn't
I remove her? No? I added her.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Yeah, wonderful, willing nearly anything you want to talk about,
bring up something new, go back to something. This is
for Gimpy specifically, but you all will benefit from this
as well. Sidney Sweeney was up for an award at
the Power of Women luncheon thing whatever, and she wore

(01:25:41):
a dress that, shall we say, earns her the award
for Power of Women. Yeah, she exerting her power in
a see through, form fitting dress. She looks fan. It's
a sexy dress. We got no panties, no, no, And

(01:26:04):
if you want to look for that for yourself, you
should go ahead and search for it on Instagram. Boobs boobs,
boobs boobs and then Pie and Butter tell me how
they're different.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
And did you notice she cut her hair?

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Yes, that's the most biggest thing you will notice when
you look at this as a guy, you will notice
that she has cut her hair. Willing really, anything you
want to talk about, bring up something, go back to
something that you think you missed, and we can talk
about it all you want. We got a lot of
people that text in a bunch of different things for

(01:26:46):
the beer stuff, which we're not gonna I'm not going
to mention any of them. But I am going to
mention this because this person says that they don't drink,
but they would gladly exchange the beer for a day
to remember to Oh yeah, they say price wire, bitch
or what is it called price watch or whatever. You

(01:27:06):
don't get to name your prize. I do love that idea,
but we just can't no, because then everybody's gonna be
wanting to do it. Yes, then when we give away
cups of salsa, you'll go, well, I'd rather have Rockklahoma tickets,
didn't it? Uh huh? Are you stuck with your cup
of salsa. So, because we're not going to make the change,
we will not be talking about hydro static testing compressed

(01:27:28):
gas cylinders. Thank goodness, I know you won't. I know
you all were very excited for that.

Speaker 7 (01:27:35):
I'm a little tired right now, and I don't want
to fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
All right, what's the most inappropriate Halloween costume you've ever seen.
You got a guy where a Hooters girl costume complete
with fake boobs, poke nipples for the company costume contest.
Now all costumes have to be approved by h R
with pictures. Well, that sounds fun. I gotta be honest.

(01:28:01):
Halloween costumes at work are dumb. Well they stay away
from every floor below us. Yeah, listen, any reason not
to work. Yeah, they have a pop look going on
down there. If you want to wear a costume, okay,
but it's like Hawaiian Shirt Day. They don't have a
costume for best Hawaiian Shirt Like if you want to

(01:28:25):
wear to celebrate, okay, But to have a costume contest
feels kindergarten. Like kindergarten one first grade type of thing.
I wonder what the prize is or it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Could be morale building morale.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Man, I didn't like that job, but hell, the Halloween
party was.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Uh maybe they do say that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
No one says the man, we had a great Halloween party.
I didn't. I quit because you know, they just weren't
pay me enough. And it was really our tough decision
because they also had Halloween costume contest. Not a thing,
not a thing, not for me at least. Where does
gebe played disc golf as a Texa came in anywhere
and everywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:29:04):
I've played every course in town many times. I've been
playing for the past twenty years, so I played every
course in town multiple times. I do like to expand
I'll go out of town Bartlesville, Pasca, Hell.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Even when I'm on vacation.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
Because of the U disc ap they have maps of
every course in the world, so I'll go find one
like and when I'm in Florida, you know we're close
disc golf course boom, All right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
When you played in Florida, did you ever run into
any gators on the course?

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
No? When I ran into a buttload of mosquitoes that sucked.
We ended up having to leave that course early because
I was getting ate up, and then went to another
course that was nearby and I got to play on
the white sand, which was kind of neat.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
That's neat. Yeah, Do you have a favorite course in Tulsa.

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
You're in town, Probably a riverside Chandler Park will make
you feel good about your game, so will Reed Park,
sol knee Hus and Broken Arrow.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
So all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Willing only anything you want to talk about bringing up
something new, go back to something any updates from mister awesome?
I need help with this. I don't recall it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
This was about a guy who's having a baby and
his old lady wanted to name it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
After the dude. Ah, yes, she worked with, and we're
pretty sure that it was his baby, the dude that
she worked with. Yeah, uh huh. No updates.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
So no updates And I get questioned by that the
same question almost.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Every day, No kidding, every day.

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Wild anytime I run into a listener, they ask about it.
So I wish if he's listening, I wish you would
call in with an update.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Actually, I'd rather you just email first, because in case
it's not if the updates. No update, right, Yeah, I
just wanted updates you on how things are going. Oh yeah,
how things going at It's nothing's changed, uh, gimpy. Have
you played disc golf in the took Sky two? Yes.
I went out there about maybe a month ago with

(01:30:58):
my buddy Chip and we played john Zinc Park and
that was another one where the mosquitoes can kiss my ass.
I might go out here again now that it's gotten
colder and mosquitos are pretty well down another thanks for
willing and only anything you want to talk about, bring
up something new, go back to something. It's fifty cent
corn dog day at Sonic. I gotta be honest. I

(01:31:19):
don't go to Conic for corn dogs. I don't go
to Sonic at all. Really. Yeah, I think their food's
pretty good. That's an opinion. It is entire You are
accurate on that, sir. It it is an opinion. I
think their ice cream is pretty good. Their breakfast doesn't
miss I'll give you their ice cream.

Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
They're blasts or good, but food wise for me anyway,
it just it misses the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Mark every time their pretzel bacon triples money. Uh would
you shaking your head, lindsay have you had it? Yeah?
The pretzel? Yeah you deviated some Sonic from Wendy's.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
Yeah, well, because it was on the it was really easy.
It was on the way home and right there. So
a couple of times. I mean the the tots, that's
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Because I mean, yeah, I hate tato.

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
It's hard to mess up a tater tot.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Uh. Their cheddar but I love their little cheddar byte things.
Their pretzels are pretty good. Uh, I don't know what
Oh they're mazzarella sticks. Yeah there. I think their fire
fries are pretty good. Nonetheless, that's not why the person
texts in. It's it's corn dog day, fifty corn dog day.

(01:32:37):
You're going on a road trip, doesn't matter how far,
what's the one snack you have to get?

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Combos. I don't know why. The plane with the with
the cheddar cheese filling just the original. I believe those
are the original ones. I don't know why, but ever
since I was a kid, that's was always my go to,
so I just stick with it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:01):
Gimpy jerky, jerky of any kind, I don't mind.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Usually it's the jack Lynx.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
The only thing about I don't like about jerky is
it's too damn expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
No matter what you're getting.

Speaker 7 (01:33:13):
Oh yeah, no, jerky is damn expensive. But I have
to have it on any road trip, and it's perfect
for pocket snacks. When I'm riding the bike, you know,
I'll just open up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
That old jerky pash stuff some jerky in my pocket,
be cruising down the road, reach in pocket snacks. I
gotta be honest, never had a combo. The idea of
something processed in the middle of a cracker does not
get me excited. I've never liked those crackers with the
peanut butter that are already done or the cheese that's
already done. I've never been a fan of those. But

(01:33:46):
looking at their choices, cheddar cheese, pizza, Ria, pretzel, pepperoni, pizza, cracker,
baked cheddar cheese, buffalo blue cheese, I guess I'm picking pizza,
not choe cheese. Still talking about combas, Yes, yeah, I

(01:34:10):
think is the best. Yeah, it's the only combo. I'm
with Corbyn though, it's that that that filling is just
not right. There's something weird about it. Mary bang Kills,
oh Sunflower Seats, Mary bank Kills, Sidney Sweeney, Scarlett Johansson
or Bryce Dallas Howard now Bryce Dallas Howard is an

(01:34:36):
actress that was in the help Argyle Jurassic World deep Cover.
I can't believe we're putting her in the same category
those other two women. But okay, Boobs, I mean that's
the one you picks. She's not even in the same category. Well,

(01:34:57):
now you know which one we're gonna kill off then,
I mean it's it just feels like an unfair Yeah,
there's no way she's in the same category. Yeah, this
is Ron Howard's daughter.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
Yeah it is, which is why I'd probably marry her
because I'm not only do you get her money, but
when her dad dies, you get his money. And then
I'm ooh ooh ooh. I guess Carl lit Joe Hanson.

(01:35:27):
I'm gonna have to kill him. I hate to, but sorry,
scar And I'll bang Sidney Sweeney because her in that dress.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Who hot, Gimby, I'm marrying Sidney Sweeney. That's it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:45):
I'm gonna bang Scarlet Johansson, and I'm gonna kill off
the soulless ginger that is Bryce Howard.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
This says she's a thirty four b who Bryce exactly? Yeah,
I'm killing Bryce Howard. I'll bang Scarlet Johansson and I
will marry Sidney Sweeney. Feels like the easiest one we've
ever done. I feel wrong asking this question, but here

(01:36:16):
we go, Gimp, Have you ever made your own jerky
every day?

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
I have never made my own jerky.

Speaker 7 (01:36:29):
I do not own a ron Pope Feel food dehydrator,
So I'm out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Willy nilly, give me when you did go trigger treating
with your kids and lindsay, when you used to go
trick or treating with your kids before you put a
tag on them to keep track of them. Did you
go out with a cocktail and what do you take
to drink while you go trick or treating?

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
I I'm actually gonna go trigger treating with them tonight
just because since my mom is a town she's going
to pass out candy so I can go and walk
the neighborhood and meet neighbors that I haven't met before.
I will be taking a coptail and I used to
as well, and it would usually be whatever I have.
Maybe it is a mule, muscat mule, or could have been.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
A carry the copper mug and everything while.

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
You do it. Uh No, Usually it's in like a
copper like a insulated cup. Yeah, insulated cup with a lid, gimby.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
I have done it before.

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
And it was probably like whiskey and Monster Energy drink
all in one of those giant insulated cups, and you know,
a couple of pocket piers to go with because you
don't know how long you're going to be out there.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
But yeah, I've done it. I don't make it a habit.

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
We've also done hot cocoa with fireball in it too good?

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Got Yeah. I usually do beer because it's the easiest.
As Gibbie said, you can put them in your pocket.
Any their cocktail, especially if it's carbonated in some way
or another, is hard to take with you. But we've
done baka lemonades. We do that because it doesn't carbonate.

(01:38:12):
And pink lemonade it's pretty delish.

Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
Do you do strawberry lemonade or raspberry lemonade?

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Just regular pink lemonade. We don't bougie it up. We
can't afford the strawberry or the raspberry, but you can
afford pinks, right Like we would be like, can we
get pink lemonade? My mom would be like hell no.
And by the way, we only got lemonade in the

(01:38:40):
frozen orange juice in the frozen concentrate. We could not
afford orange juice in a container. And now I don't
know anybody who gets orange juice or lemonade that way.
I don't know anybody. I know you can buy it.
I just don't know anybody who does. Like concentrate, Yeah,
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
In the summertime, only to make like one specific drink,
like a cocktail. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's national knock knock,
joke a day.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Okay, moving on, You get ten million, but you have
to eat one food for the rest of your life chicken,
chicken feet, caviar, or beetles. You get ten million, but
you have to eat one food for the rest of
your life chicken feet, caviar, or beetles. So it has
to be one of those corrects.

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
Okay, I'm going caviar. That's that's what rich people eat.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
Okay, gimp, Oh my god. Caviar is not good. It
is salty, it tastes like beesh. It's not good.

Speaker 7 (01:39:41):
Beetles I don't feel would be very filling. But get
chicken feet isn't either. I mean, if you've ever messed
with chicken feet, there's not a lot of meat on them.
There bones. So I guess because I want to be full,
I would have to choke.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Down the disgusting caviar.

Speaker 7 (01:40:02):
I think that'd be the most filling out of my
three options there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
As far as versatility goes, it is not chicken feet
and caviar, And I agree, I think caviar is way overrated.
I've had caviar and things have been like it's good,
but it wasn't because of the caviar. Beatles are very
You can make it into flour like you can make
do many things with beatles. You could flavor them different ways. Again,

(01:40:29):
not ideal, but in terms of eating it for the
rest of my life, it feels like I could have
the most success with beatles. Fun fact. Ron Howard's dad
was born in Newkirk, Oklahoma. Yeah, fun fact. Ron Howard
made a donation on behalf of his parents to the
University of Oklahoma. Uh huh, I'll see your fun fact

(01:40:50):
and raise you one. Fuck fact. Ron Hellward's got red
hair barely. There is a TV show on Apple TV
with Seth Rogan. Seth Rogan, Yes, and it's called The
Studio The Studio And in an episode, uh, he gets

(01:41:12):
cross with Ron Howard and Ron Howard makes fun of
him and mfs him. It's the it's so funny because
Ron Howard's like the nicest guy in Hollywood. That's kind
of like the stick that he's the nicest guy. But
Seth Rogan's character knows that he's not a nice guy,
but he can't say it out loud because everybody's like
he's nice. He's like he'll look he'll look bad. But

(01:41:35):
he finally Ron Howard like explodes. It's kind of like
that Wayne Brady episode on Chappelle. Yes. Yes, Speaking of
TV shows, have either of you started watching it Welcome
to Derry No?

Speaker 7 (01:41:48):
Oh my god. First episode came out. I watched it.
I'll wait for the second. I was so shocked at
this show, like my eyes wide open, jaw dropped. Have
so many different parts of this series. I'm like, all right,
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
I'm in. Three kids die in the first episode. There's
this weird demon baby two headed baby flying around thing.
You gotta watch it, Okay, gimp. Have you watched The
Last Frontier? I never heard of The Last Frontier, so
I mentioned I think I mentioned it the other day.
It's on Apple TV and it is about a plane

(01:42:28):
crash with prisoners being transported across the country and they
all spread out and it's the hunt for them. And
as the story is unfolding, you realize everybody's a bad person.
The police, the CIA person, the FBI, They're all bad people,
not just the person these criminals they're hunting, and they
are really bad, but these everybody's got a deep, dark

(01:42:51):
secret and has their own agenda. It's it's really good.
I don't have the Apple TV unfortunately. Yeah. Have you
any of you seen House of Dynamite? No, never heard
of that either. I have not either. This is Radars
at Fort Greeley, Alaska, Detective nuclear missile. The President and

(01:43:11):
his entourage must use the limited time they have to
try to shoot down the missile before it reaches Chicago.
Idris Elba okay, Rebecca Ferguson, Okay, Greta Lee, who's an
awesome actress. Okay, it's on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (01:43:27):
Okay. I think my husband may be watching that or
watched it? Is it? Did he say movie or is
it a series?

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
I believe it's this is I think it's a series.
Let me check it again here. Uh yeah, this, I
think this is a movie. Yeah, it's a movie.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
Okay, yeah, I think my husband watched it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Uh. I like this point too. This is really good.
GIMPI you can use a box fan to make jerky real.
Simple man. We're at the age where either we become
w I'm sorry, World War two buffs or jerky heads.
He ain't lying, that is true. Start smoking me or
your history fanatic. Yeah, I'm good on my box fan. Jerky.

Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
I've got a dehydrator. We make some jerky at home,
so I'll make you some when the next time we
get a deer.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
But that's not me making jerky though, No, that's just
me eating your jerky. All right. We want to know
what's something you can talk about for twenty minutes with
no prep bmms and whatever that is to eight two
nine four five. We're giving away beer for frigging a Friday.
We've been doing it all morning long, and we've been
asking you what's something you can talk about for twenty
minutes with no prep? For good? And it looks like

(01:44:41):
we got somebody on the line. I don't see a name.
They're good, good morning, you're on the air. What is
your name? Man, Dylan Lion Dylan Dylan. What's something you
can talk about for twenty minutes with no prep?

Speaker 10 (01:44:56):
That would be the history of Rome.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Okay, give me a little taste of your knowledge.

Speaker 10 (01:45:04):
Well, we all know about comedaeas, right, what most of
us do?

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:45:12):
So Coma Das was the one who brought the gladiators
back into the arena, So like, uh, you could you
would have a questions. I don't know how to speak
of upon this.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
I mean, give me some more about Commaedaas Comadayas.

Speaker 10 (01:45:31):
Comadaeas was a emperor who was basically this is where
the I think the word common man comes from, because
he went to the gladier Arena and he uh basically
gambled a lot over there and he uh uh basically

(01:45:55):
he yeah, he gambled with his his people to where
he got killed in the gladiering.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Did he ever say, are you not entertained?

Speaker 10 (01:46:12):
Basically that's that's the basically the Gladiator movie is basically
what that's kind of about.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Yeah, right on, all right, gimby, go ahead and tell
him exactly what he's going to get. Lindsay already takes
twenty minutes or more just telling you what she had
for dinner last night. Have a case in my life.
Back to you. Who who killed commedists? Dylan?

Speaker 10 (01:46:43):
Oh uh uh, I really don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
Actually who was commodists accused of killing but not but
not true.

Speaker 10 (01:46:58):
Many people. He put people in the glad arenas.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Yes, no, you said that. But he was accused of
killing his father, who was Marcus Aurelius. Hang on the line,
so gimpee can get your in. His mistress. His mistress
killed him.

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
I just wanted to hear Dylan say I had sex
with a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
I love that type of stuff, but it to anybody
who's not into it, who is it boring? You can
literally hear the desert my wife, who loves me. I
know she loves me for some reason, I turn her on.
But the moment I mentioned any Greek Roman philosophical historic moment,

(01:47:47):
I see the glaze and her basically nodding her head,
saying I'm just here because I said I do right.
But I see her thinking of all the other things
that sound more important to her, like shucking corn. Starts
going over stuff in her head, taking the garbage out,

(01:48:08):
which she does not do right. But she would that
My wife, when I started talking about that stuff, would
rather break down boxes from Amazon, take out the trash,
change light bulbs, kill a bug, shovel the driveway when

(01:48:29):
it snows. Mo. Yeah, it's not a fun topic for
people to listen to, that is for sure. Oh okay,
So Chick fil A open a new restaurant, not like
a new Chick fil A. They have a new restaurant
concept they're putting out. And yes it's not open on Sundays.

(01:48:51):
It's called Daybright Coffee and refreshment there's not one here yet,
and they do signature coffees, iced tea and lemonades, fizzies, which,
for those who don't know, this is like a new
category of sodas. There's a place over here off seventy
first Memorial that does it with sodas and things like that, smoothies,

(01:49:12):
bright pressed juices, daily donuts that are all made fresh
daily using olive oil, hot stuff like sandwiches and burritos
and things like that, and a kid's menu with a
kid friendly version of breakfast favorites like easy to eat
PB and J. That's kind of like a I would

(01:49:34):
think an uncrustable or something like that. Anyway, it's called
daybright Coffee and Refreshment. And this is just a crazy
thought for me. Why not just do that at chick
fil a? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:49:47):
Yeah, it's not a huge menu, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
I mean, I understand maybe that. I just don't know
why you just don't incorporate that into Chick fil a.

Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
Then the line would be even longer.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
I don't care. That's one line. I don't care how
long it is. It's not it takes it's fast. Yeah,
do go by pretty quick. I'll give them that it's
not like going to some of these other places that
have double drive throughs and they make you think they're fast,
and then you go through the drive through and like,
can you just pull up to that spot over there
and you wait forever? And I'm convinced that's purgatory, Like

(01:50:22):
when they send you there, they easily forget you're there.
How many times that's happened. Welcome to Heaven. We'll be
with you in just a moment. If you could just
pull almost even right, Yeah, we're gonna get you in
Heaven real quick. Could you just step to the side
and let others in first?

Speaker 5 (01:50:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
They have a latte called the Brown Bear Hey brown
Sugary Buttery Blend. They have the lemonades I mentioned, like
you zoo lemonade, okay, or carbonated beverages like fruit juices,
fashion fruit, coconut, and pineapple mango. A smoothie called the

(01:51:05):
jam Sash raspberry oats, blueberry, banana, flaxy, coconut milk, orange
juice flaxy.

Speaker 5 (01:51:13):
So that mango PINEAPPLEI one, they've had that at Chick
fil a before, So I feel like maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
They've carbonated drink or milkshake.

Speaker 5 (01:51:25):
The carbonated drink. So they I feel like they mean
at Chick fil A carbonated drink.

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (01:51:31):
Yeah, so they maybe they used Chick fil A as
a test market a little bit with some of those
drinks because it was for a limited time.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
I don't know. They also have this thing called the
Chocolate pull Apart, which is a brioche bread baked with
vanilla custard and chocolate chips.

Speaker 5 (01:51:45):
That sounds delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
Yeah, current way now I'm in.

Speaker 7 (01:51:51):
I've never been one for those kind of places, like
the specialty coffee shops, like was that Dutch Brothers, you know,
stuff like that, or those nutritional shops that sell you
those weird, funky shakes that are supposed to, you know,
be good for you, but I don't know if they
really are.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
Yeah, I am not a fan of Dutch Brothers. I
typically I just like coffee. Occasionally I don't have like
a fun cocked coffee, but mostly I just like coffee.
I like coffee shops usually a great place to go
and chill. There's one that I go to occasionally and
I've decided I can't go anywhere because it's so loud
in there. Oh yeah, people talking, them making coffee you're like,

(01:52:30):
this is not my idea sensory overload for you. Yes,
my spectrum shows upping up. Yeah, all right, we got
to take a break. We'll be back.