BMMS 11-05-24

Hooray For Tuesday!!! Free Stuff On Election Day, Stealing Money From Mom, A Follow Up To Those Caught Banging On The Side Of The Road, Hit By A Bus, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, Quincy Jones Is Gone,  & When You Pet Squirrel Gets Seized!!!!

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And I don't know if you guys know this because
it has been kind of buried in the news. Today's

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an election day.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
Yeah, it is a big to do, and for some
people it's a bigger to do than others.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
And corporations don't miss an opportunity to try and market
around it, and they do like, hey, you have your
eye voted sticker, then you get you get free something
right when I was in I was in Austin this
last weekend and they had a problem with that. One

(04:23):
of the restaurants had to stop doing their eye voted sticker.
This is not a joke. I'm not making this up.
Because you like, you brought in your eye voted sticker
and you got like, I don't know, free granola, I
don't know, and and so uh, but you had to
give your sticker because they didn't want to like, hey,
you got your free granola, get on out of here
right right, And people are like no, So the business

(04:48):
was made the decision of we're just not going to
give away free granola.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
Now.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It wasn't freakanola. It was something else. I just don't
recall what it was. Some businesses, you gave us your sticker,
We gave you one with our logo on it. Mmmm, right,
that brilliant idea. Sure whatever. People were very territorial with
their I voted sticker. I'm pretty confident you're going to
see a lot of it today on social media. Oh yeah,
are you truly American if you don't take a picture,

(05:15):
which you're not voted sticker A probably not that you
might be Russian. Krispy Kreme is giving away free glazed donuts,
one per person, by the way. They do that every day.
You just walk in. Uh and uh. They'll also give
away free stickers to customers that say I voted sure,

(05:41):
ikea what frustration and arguments. That's what they're going to
give you and not help you get it in your car? Uh.
Free froyo from their bistros.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
I didn't know they had a stros.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh my gosh, they're Swedish meatball or the Yeah, they're
Swedish meatballs. Never been inside of an IQ before either.
Well take a map. Uh, let's see we Dave and busters. Okay, right,
you can enjoy half priced games, five dollars beers, and
five dollars late night bites all day. That's a pretty

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good bargain. It's just a few of the things you
can get on this day. I don't do that, like
I've already voted. I absently vote just to not have
to deal with the line. And do they give you
a sticker when you do your mail? And they do? Yeah?
So it's like, here's your ballot, here's your sticker. Fill

(06:39):
it out, but don't put your sticker on until after
you've mailed it. I guess, okay. I mean, there wasn't
an instructions with the sticker, but I've done where you
go stand in line, and that's fine. It's also a
giant time suck. Yeah. As I said on the news,
is like people waiting now signed for three, four, five
hours or more. Yeah, lines wrapped around the building, going

(07:02):
down the block. I'm like, that's insane. My wife manages people,
and she got emails all weekend of going, hem, I'm
gonna be in late, I'm going to vote. I was like,
they're not going to be in before lunch, right, right,
you might as well just take a whole day off
for that one. Well, the company will give you a
half day, they're supposed to give you, you're supposed to
be allowed time to go vote. A full day. I

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feel like you're taking advantage of it at that point.
Plus who you're gonna show your stick to you? Right?
So the point right, folks at Krispy Kreme for free donuts. Yeah.
And so after like the third time I stood in line,
somebody told me I could absentee ballot, and I went,
I can. I thought you had to not be here,

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and they're like, no, no, no, you can do it. For
whatever reason, I was like, why would I go and
stand in line when I can just get in my house,
fill it out, get it notarized, put in the mail. Well,
of course, Corbin and Mayle loses things all the time.
That's true. That's true that I can go and see

(08:06):
if my vote my ballot, they received my ballot, and
go on line and check. But I just to me,
it's just ten times easier, right, I'm all for efficiency
and convenience, mostly convenience, No efficient, I mean efficiency and
convenience are pretty close. Right. Are you going to go

(08:27):
stand in line today?

Speaker 8 (08:27):
Lindsay? Yeah? I was going to early vote, but every
time I drove by my voting pool place it was
so packed. I was like, there's no way I'm going
to find a place to park at this time day.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
So I'll just right, it's like last minute Christmas shop
and let's go to Walmart on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
I've been there too, done that.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, it'll be way worse you thought you could.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
It's fine. I've I made sure that I had nothing
going on, so I'm pretty for it.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, I know this next quest, I know the answer,
but I don't. We got to go around the room.
You might be shocked. Yeah, no I'm not, and you
might be you don't know me. Listen, how much have
I uh changed over the years that note that we
I thinkite a bit, not much, You've those little bit

(09:21):
of changes make huge difference. You know, Mini Michels make
a muckle. But you you change like an aircraft carrier turns.
That's right, slowly but surely. No, sometimes you change your
mind mid turn. Uh So, yeah, Gimbier, are you're gonna
go stand in line to vote today? I don't think so.

(09:42):
That's probably the funniest thing you said all day, next
to you know, here's a free donut for your sticker, right,
even if you got a sticker, I don't see you
going in to get your donuts or whatever. But if
they do it every day, why just do it today?
I mean, if I could go in it any day,
any random Tuesday and be like, hey, you're gonna frednut
and they're like, yeah, sure, here's a free donut, I'll

(10:04):
be like, okay, cool, But I'm good I'm good. Although
I have had a craven for Krispy Kreme the last
couple of weeks. I'm not gonna lie. I'm like, when
was the last I was thinking about this? What was
the last time we've gotten like a dozen donuts? Dude?
Not in a while to eat bidnomics? Man, I got
time for that carbon bottom like right right, and you
got nobody. You don't have anybody in your life trying to,

(10:25):
you know, win your affection for all their nefarious behavior,
right right. Yeah, It's like twenty dollars for Goddamn doesn't
donuts and then they want, you know, door dash has
got to take their money. Next thing, you know, goddamn
doesn't donuts cause I's getting thirty bucks. I'm like okay,
And then I was like, well I cares, I could
you know, you guys do news quickies real quick. I
want to run down the road and go get some dollars.

(10:47):
I'll be back three hours, yeah, tall, and not because
I'm dragging it out or whatever. It's just takes that
long to pick it whatever. So which I will say
this after being why anybody would want to move to Austin.
I can't wrap my head around the traffic is insane, terrible.
I went to a suburb. I went to Bastrop, Texas

(11:07):
to go look at something, and the it's twelve miles
from the airport. Okright, And so I left from the
airport twelve miles and it took me fifty five minutes.
Oh god, that's not Austin. I'm I'm not in Austin, right, yikes. Yeah,
it's stupid. That's Texas. The way that city's laid out

(11:31):
is completely insane, and people go, that's so cool. I'm like, okay,
if you say so, you go down your hang out
with the Joe Rogan. No, no, no, I did go
see a podcast person, but not to not for for
my own choices, like not, I didn't have an agenda
or anything like that. But I had one of the

(11:53):
best pizzas I've ever had in my life. Really, yeah,
that's pretty bold statement. No, I don't disagree. So what
made us so special? Hold up, now, what kind of
pizza was? It was a standard pepperoni or like your
margarita pizza. No, so it was a fire oven pizza, right,
So I had that leopardine around the outside and it
was a red pizza. So not a lot of cheese,

(12:15):
had some parmesan on it, double garlic, double crush, red
pepper and pepperoni. Okay, yeah, and it was quite good.
Could also been the alcohol back. Yeah. And then they
made this thing. I'd never had anything like this before.
It was a piece of their bread, dude, and it
was cut like maybe three inches thick, and then it

(12:38):
was toasted like a French bread, like a French toast,
and then they put like a tomato jam on it.
And then they took stretched telly so like fresh made
mozzarella shredded right and with parmesan in it and some garlic,
and then they put it like an ice cream scoop
and put it on top and it just melts on top.

(13:00):
It doesn't melt.

Speaker 8 (13:01):
But do they call it tomato bread?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
No, I wanted it was. It was unbelievably good.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Yeah sounds good.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, it was good. And I might have had I
think I had the most expensive dinner my wife and
I have ever had. Unintentionally pizza. No, that was a different,
different dinner, Okay, unintentional. We went to like a farm
to table place. Oh it think it just got a
little humid in there. It's a good way to try

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food you would never order, okay, right right, ever, things
like so they did this like duct breast, but they
shaved it really thin, like almost a potato chip, and
mixed it in with greens and stuff. It was anyway,
that was just one thing. But nonetheless, and wine pairings
and of course a couple of beers. They give you
like half a dozen cookies when you leave, which is

(13:55):
my light wife left in you brough. I was so pissed.
I was so looking for looking forward to those freshly
baked brown butter chocolate chip cookies. We get no joke.
We get out of the uber and she's like, oh,
I left the cookies. I was like what And I
started running after the uber. I didn't I didn't care.

(14:15):
Why didn't you hit up? We were like, hey, I
left something in my uber. They don't need to know
that it's cookies. You know. It's like I left something
in the uber. I need it back. It's very important
to me. It's cookies. Meanwhile, the driver pulls up dust
his face off. He's like, no cookies, man, you'll have
something in the back of my car. Huh yeah, the

(14:35):
chocolate chip on your face. I was just looking forward
to eating chocolate chip cookies warm without little hands involves Yeah,
that's it, you know, sit in bed with no shirt on.
I was just looking forward. Sorry, those are the finer
moments in life, are they not? You know, instead of hearing,

(14:56):
hey can I give some Yeah, they can bring me
off the piece of that cook Yeah, law and order cookies.
I was just looking forward to. But yeah it was
the food was ridiculously good. But Austin, Why someone would
go to Austin, I've done. I've only been through Austin

(15:19):
when I was going down to Corpus Christie what was
it last year year for whatever you know, didn't stop
maybe stopped for gas. That's about it. Over to okay,
because it is okay because I was going through down Dallas,
through Austin, down to San Antonio, down to Corpus or
whatever you know's making a trip out of it. But
that's about all I need. Yeah, that's about it. I

(15:40):
was going to stop in Austin, right because as I'm
sitting in Dallas, I'm like, all right, well, how far
is Austin from here? Because I'm trying to break up
my trip to where you know, it's like spend the
first day get halfway to where I need to go,
and then spend the second day getting down to where
I needed to be. So I'm in Dallas and I'm like, well,
how far is Austin. I can surely I can make
it to Austin from year before I need to stop. Well,

(16:01):
it's only two hours. Well how far is San Antonio
from Austin? Hyeah, it's only another two hours. It's only
four hours. Done. Done, I'm just going straight to San Antonio. Right, So,
didn't didn't know? I'm good. I'm good. Now. If your
little feelers are hurt because I think Austin's not that great,
it's listen, you can you can like it. It's fine. It's

(16:22):
just my opinion. And somebody texted and said, did you
go to Home Slice Pizza? Yes? For those wh' know
it's it's supposed to be this legendary pizza place. It's fine. Okay.
Apparently they bring in their water from New York City
so they try to be they're an authentic New York
pizza place.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
But that isn't where you had the best slic No.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, And it was fine pizza. It was it was good.
It was you didn't you go? That's good pizza. They
do not bring their water in from New York City.
It is not That is not an efficient business model.
So I just didn't believe the hype. Hey, Tony, only
fifty five thousand gallons of water. The New York water
had that good stuff, you know, has got the dead

(17:05):
rats floating in it. Yeah, if they let's just play
that out. Let's just say this, this store, this business
is bringing in water from New York City. They're getting scammed, right,
So how are they doing it? They're buying bottles of water.
They having their friend veto correct fill the thing, you
know in New Jersey, right, yeah, and then driving it

(17:28):
all the way from New York or Jersey all the
way to Austin. Too much water it takes to make pizza.
It takes a lot when you serve that much pizza,
that much dough you're making. I just come on, man, yeah,
come on, I'm sure it's fine, but that is just
And how much do you charge? And here you're going

(17:49):
on bid nomics. What do I cut here? And you're like,
what about the water? We have water here?

Speaker 8 (17:54):
No, yeah, it's gotta come from New York.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
We already pay for the water out of the tap.
What do I know? As Gimpy and I were talking
about something this morning, I've never ran a pizza parlor,
so what do I know? Right, I've eating that many.
It's about as far as it goes. And there's some
exciting news within our company. Lindsay does not know this.
Oh yeah this. You and I were talking about this earlier.

(18:18):
For there was a Gimpy would get these emails from
an individual that has his same name, not Gimpy, his
real name A lot. Yeah, still the point where I'd
like have to go back and be like, hey, you're
looking for the other guy, not me. I'm in toolsa yeah.
And privileged information, yeah, absolutely, and like it really got
annoying after awhile it's I'm tired of getting this cat's emails. Yeah,

(18:42):
Like learn to spell people, Yeah, they are spelled different. Well,
that problem worked itself out because they fired that individual.
As I told Gimpy, we just hope they got the
right one, right. I would be so happy if I
still get to keep my job because somebody didn't know
how to spell some I mean it sucks for the

(19:04):
other guy, honestly, everybody. Yes, yes, whatever, like the idea,
can you imagine like they learned that, like what two
days like they did with these emails two and three
days later and they're like, oh, we fired we found
you are not I And they go, well, uh, what
do we do now? What's done is done? Well, here's

(19:27):
what you do? You move that guy over to the
old guy's position. That's a whole other statem Hey do
you have the money's right? Oh? I don't know hurricane stuff?
Aren't they not only that, like you don't know that
job right? The idea like they would have to call
go hey, how would you like to be president? Right? Yeah,

(19:53):
you fired the person that is you are thinking. They
were e er, They're like, hey, you know, thanks for
all your time on air, and he was like, I
don't know. You're done right. Meanwhile, Gippy starts getting emails
about well no, probably today if I'm not here tomorrow,
you know they fixed the problem. Or if you've had

(20:13):
this great all these is something you have all these
great sales ideas right coming up from North Carolina because
you're just coming in with leads all of a sudden
for ads. Really huh, all right, so we've got tickets
to give away for the pussyfer Primus Perfect Circle Show.
It's going to be in May at the be Okay Center.
Tickets around self for that. I want listener emails and

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to tell the truth. We'll be back til USA.

Speaker 9 (20:36):
This morning show, he's cutting.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Good Morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
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world news, local news, and news that just makes you say,
what the Here's Corbin Gimpean Lindsay with what's going on
news quakies from The Big Man Morning Show. In ninety seven,
five AMoD.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
Sixty four year old man sentenced to forty years in
prison for stealing over a million dollars from his mother.
This happened in Cherokee County, Georgia, where a man. On Monday,
the Cherokee County District Attorney's Office announced the non negotiated

(21:42):
guilty plea for sixty four year old Thomas Glenn North
the Third. During the hearing on September twenty sixth. North
admitted to one count of neglect to a disabled adult
or elderly person, one count of exploitation and intimidation of
a disabled adult or elderly person, and thirty five counts

(22:03):
of theft by taking the chargestem from a Woodstock police investigation.
According to the DA's office, a family member learned that
North's a mother's bank account was emptied and her assisted
living facility was putting her out due to a default
on rent. At a vulnerable time in her life. The
victim in this case trusted her son to serve as

(22:25):
power of attorney with the expectation that he would safeguard
her finances and well being, said Deputy Chief Assistant District
Attorney Rachel Hines of the Special Victim's Unit. The victim's
daughter shared a statement via video conferencing during the plea hearing.
The DA's office said the daughter described her mother's feelings
of betrayal and said that North's greed has negatively impacted

(22:48):
her physical and emotional health. He was sentenced to forty years,
with the first ten years to be served in confinement
and the balance to serve on probation. He was also
ordered to pay back the entire summi stole from his
mom at a rate of fifty thousand dollars per year.
He's also forbidden to contact his mom or any other

(23:09):
family member.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, I'm good with that type of punishment.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
Absolutely, she went on. The district attorney said, this defendant
brazenly withdrew thousands of dollars on a regular basis until
his mother was left penniless and no longer able to
support herself. A lifetime of savings was wiped out in
three years. Wow, that poor mom here, or she is

(23:36):
living in her little retirement home where she has to
have someone take care of her, thinking, oh, my son
gonna take care of me, and then he just wipes
her out.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah. No, she probably didn't spank him. Probably not up right.
Maybe if he had gotten more spankings, he wouldn't be
such an asshole, right. Women busted for having sex and
public Remember last week I had read a story about
a couple that were caught having sex on the side
of the road. Yeah, between the raceway and the McDonald's. Yeah,

(24:11):
and we couldn't find a picture of it. This is that.
This is the rest of the story, and the mugshots
are on our Facebook page. And let me just tell
you right now, these are not the lesbians that you want.
So as the story goes, there were these two women,
Tisha Booth and Keisha eat Them. They were on a
road trip to reconcile their relationship and around seven o'clock

(24:35):
in the evening, they decided to go ahead and pull
over to the side of this road stop at the
gas station the raceway there and then get busy in
the grass between the McDonald's and the raceway. Cops got
word of it, they went to go check it out,
and what did they find. They found a white female
on top of a black female and each of them

(24:58):
had their pants pulled down, exce disposing their pelvic regions.
That says here the Tisshup Booth, who is forty nine
and was sitting straight up with her pants down on
top of Keisha, who was thirty seven. It was on
top of her pelvic region, which was also exposed. The
two were in the process of having intercourse and public

(25:18):
view when the police showed up scissor me Timbers. They
were arrested for indecent exposure and they were taken to
jail misdemeanor charges and of course, as a reminder to
the people. Do not stop and have sex in the
grass between the gas station and the McDonald's. Go get

(25:41):
a room, go home, go do something again. These lesbians
are on our Facebook page. Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't
want to see.

Speaker 8 (25:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
You might if they're willing to do it in the
middle of everybody, imagine what they're willing to do on video.
I have a local story man struck and killed by bus.
This happened downtown at Third and Denver where man is
dead to please say. The man, who has not been identified,

(26:20):
was laying in the road about seven pm near Third
and Denver when he was hit and killed. Oh God,
just laying in the middle of the road, you please say.
A truck swerve to miss him, and the Metrolink bus
behind him struck the man. Authority said. The bus left
the scene and was found by officers later. Security footage

(26:41):
from the bus was investigating. Officers said several witnesses at
the scene helped find the bus involved at please say.
It's too soon to know whether the bus driver did
not stay at the scene of the crash because they
were aware of what happened. Okay, I imagine you would
see but you said this was seven o'clock right in
the so it's dark. It's dark out. Car in front

(27:01):
of you swerves if you got a bus man, you're
not gonna swerve with the bus, all right. No, you
kind of just have to take it for what it is. Yeah,
if you probably thought it was a squirrel or squirrel whatever,
then you know you're like, hey, we're gonna hit a squirrel. Yeah,
and it happens to be a dude instead. I want
to know why the dude was laying in the middle
of the road to begin Yeah, Uh, if I know
the area well enough, drugs, okay, psychosis. Maybe he wanted

(27:27):
to end it now was his way of doing it.
Somebody is going to hit me. They're never just jumped
down into the highway for real.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
Could it have already been a dead body?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I mean I think the Uh, they're gonna have to
decide that from the adutopsy. Yeah, but there must not
have been anything to indicate that it was. Busses don't
have high clearances either. No. No, there's a part of
me that wants to get hit by a bus just
because I need the payday. But ah, it's stuff like that.
When it goes awry. You know, I'm like, please send

(28:00):
a Walmart truck after me, you know, Tracy Morgan this thing. Yeah,
and not everybody makes it out, no, no, And there
have been people who jump in front of cars thinking
they're gonna get a payday, and then there's cameras where
that shows the person jumping in front of the vehicle
and the judge goes, you're not getting anything. Yeah, yeah,

(28:22):
I'm not. I don't want to jump in front of
a bus, no, or a truck of any sorts now,
but just you know, just tap me a little bit. No,
you don't, No, just to scooch in my car, not
on the bike. Right, if there was a guarantee, you
get paid. But if you do it intentionally, I'm not
gonna swerve in front of it. I'm not gonna cut

(28:43):
them off. I'm not gonna jump in front of a bus. Yea,
even if you lean into it, you're not gonna get
paid because that's still intentional. But and the fact you
said on the radio, I feels like also non intentional.
If a JB. Hunt truck just happened to, you know,
clip me on my way home in my car or whatever,
be alright, with that. No, you know only you might

(29:04):
have used all nine you think, so I'm just saying,
good point, there's only one way to five. No, here's
good with a hunt. Good morning, It's the big nd

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See what Lindsay has for Balls to the Wall sports.

Speaker 8 (29:56):
Former NFL star Jason Kelsey is apologizing for small dashing
at Penn State student's phone last weekend. Kelsey was walking
in a crowd when a student called his brother Travis
a slur and asked how it felt for his brother
to be dating Taylor Swift. Kelsey took the student's phone
and smashed it on the ground before a slight scuffle

(30:16):
broke out. Kelsey and analyst with ESPN's Monday Night Countdown,
addressed the incident before the Kansas City Tampa Bay game,
saying he fell short of his expectations and wasn't proud
of it. He says, I chose to greet hate with hate,
and I just don't think that that's a productive thing.
Kelsey was at Penn State's University Park campus for college

(30:37):
game day on ESPN. Several videos of the incident have
appeared online, including some that show Kelsey yelling at the
student and being shoved to the ground.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I think that when you are in the wrong but
nobody blames you for what you did, I think it's
even better when you apologize, definitely, because he didn't need.
I don't think you need to apologize. The kid was acting.
He could lose his job over that, though, couldn't he Yes,
you can lose your job for a lot of reasons.

(31:07):
Some are arguing he apologized last night before the game
because ESPN made him. It's definitely possible, but he also
could have just wanted to true and people. I mean,
you can make people make mistakes.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
And I think that he has shown time and time
again that he is a good guy. People do respect
Jason Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I don't know what. I think it says a lot
about an individual when you want to approach someone of
that stature and think they're not gonna do anything right,
like going up to Mike Tyson and calling him a
pussy Like. I don't know if that's a good idea,
but you get to find out.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
Also, it's not like he was saying I don't think
he would have on anything if he would have said
something about Jason himself. But he was talking about his
family and that affects people differently.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, not only that, but who his brother is dating
that he clearly is a is a like a doors
that relationship. Yeah, it's a wild, wild thing to do, man, Definitely,
it's a wild thing to do. He's good at smashing
phones though.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
Yeah. Patrick Mahomes led a game winning touchdown drive and
overtime as the Chiefs remain the NFL's last undefeated team.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yeah. People are like, uh, they're more of a foreign
four team whatever, They're eight. No, right, they'd beat good, good,
good good teams. Keep in mind, the Lions have one loss.
Guess who that's two? The Bucks? Right? Yeah, so the
Bucks have played spoiler to a lot of people. Almost

(33:01):
beat the Falcons. Come on, man, yeah, at some point
you have to start going, Okay, you ain't going to
bet against him?

Speaker 8 (33:12):
Right, No, I haven't yet, GIMPI of you.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Well, that doesn't mean thing. You piched Cogo every week, I.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Also choose the Chiefs. Mahomes completed thirty four forty four
passes for two hundred and ninety one yards and three touchdowns,
while Kareem Hunt stormed into the end zone for the
game winning a touch two yard touchdown. Hunt finished with
one hundred and six yards and a touchdown on the ground,
while DeAndre Hopkins had eight catches for eighty six yards
and two scores. Travis Kelcey finished with fourteen receptions for

(33:43):
one hundred yards as the Chiefs moved to eight to no.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I don't know why you give Patrick Mahomes overtime. I
don't know why you do it. He's constantly shown that
they will get in the end zone in overtime constantly,
and they didn't go for two. They played it safe
and went to overtime. All you did was just extend
your guys's time out on the field. Yeah, you should
have tried to go for two and get to win,

(34:07):
because you lost anyway.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
Baker Mayfield went twenty three to thirty one for two
hundred yards and two touchdowns in the losing effort. The
Bucks have lost three in a row to slip to
four and five.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
That is one of the things I hate about the
NFL is they've lost three and oh. But at least
two of those games were so close, right, They played
great both those games, and they shouldn't have played good
this game because like almost all their receivers are out too.
They played awesome. Bucks fans should not be down about
that game. Yeah, but if it doesn't win, then it
doesn't count. No, that's true, that's true point.

Speaker 8 (34:41):
That's your balls to the wall sports Lindsay on ninety
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Speaker 1 (34:56):
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Speaker 7 (35:28):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Good morning, Gimbee Oil, Good morning, Corbin. Ou takes on
Missouri this Saturday. I'm pretty sure your pregame is going
to start at four thirty in the Kick office at
six thirty, and you can always stream it on the
iHeart radio WEP. All right, so we have our death
pool and so far the only GIMPI and I have points.
Gimby got points for Toby Keith in February. I got

(35:50):
points for Bob Newhart in July. The other people on
our list Lindsay has Robert Wagner Sorry, Mitch McConnell sly
Stone mel Brooks and Ted Turner and wild Card is
a man to binds give me has buzz Aldrin, John Aston?
Who's John Aston? Can be Gomez, the original Gomez from

(36:12):
the Adams Family. My daughter asked me a funny question
about the Adams family. She she she's like, who what
is Gomez? What is he? Oh?

Speaker 8 (36:26):
Okay, Oh like what kind of monster?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
But he's not. None of them are monsters at all. No,
Mortitia is like a vampire. No. Grandpa would be probably
the closest, but that's gone with the monsters. The monsters
are monsters. The Adams family is just a normal family.
The only thing that's odd would be thing Yeah, the

(36:49):
hand because Wednesday, normal weird girl, Pugsy, normal fat, weird kid, Mortitia,
smoking hot goth chick, and then gome As the love
struck gangs, Lurch. Lurch gives a Frankenstein. It does, okay,
got a spooky vibe to him.

Speaker 8 (37:11):
And Fester could light light bulbs with his mouth.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Well you could light a light bulb with a potato too. Song. Yeah,
Fester feels like they would make them Adams family in
modern times. He feels a little autistic. Okay, that's fair.
Might he might be on the on the spectrum anyway. Uh,

(37:35):
And Barbara Eden in your wild Card is Jack Black?
I have Jimmy not on my watch, Carter, Doc Severnson,
and David Attenborough. David Attenborough is the voice guy for
those nature British guy with those nature things. Anyway, Quincy
Jones dies, and I'm like, nobody had Quincy Jones. Huh huh,

(38:00):
any of us ever had Quincy Jones. Great question. So
I gotta be honest. He wasn't on my radar at
all for any like, even on my predictor list. I
keep I try to keep tab right fromly We have
cancer newsletter? Right? Did he have cancer? I don't know.
I don't think he. I don't think he had cancer.
Just seems like everybody you picked that dice has cancer.

(38:22):
That's why I'm like, I think he gets a newsletter.
He's ninety one. I'm sorry he was ninety one. Anyway,
You don't need me to tell you how accomplished Quincy
Jones was. You know, we obviously know him from his
connection with Michael Jackson and how he met Michael and
then gave Michael a Frank Sinatra song to sing and

(38:43):
and basically created a partnership. Right, they made amazing music,
of course, Quincy Jones and the We Are the World. Yeah, right, anyway,
but I found some fun things about Quincy Jones. These
are pretty cool, Like Quincy Jones wouldn't work with Elvis, right, No,

(39:04):
that's fair. In twenty twenty one, he told The Hollywood
Reporter that despite working with many of the biggest names
in history, he wouldn't work with Presley quote. I was
writing for Tommy Dorsey who whoever guess, one of those
giant orchestra guy back then in the fifties, and Elvis
came in and Tommy said, I don't want to play
with them. He was racist speaking to Tommy, and he

(39:29):
said before adding every time I saw Elvis, he was
being coached by Otis Blackwell telling him how to sing.
Quincy even told GQ that Presley mother Blanker couldn't sing.
Should be noted Otis Blackwell never met Elvis, Okay, but
pretty phenomenal story. You get. You go, who's a guy

(39:51):
who can help people make great albums? You go Quincy
Jones for sure. It's a pretty small list of names
you can say, uh off the top of your head,
and Quincy Jones definitely included in it. And he's like,
I wouldn't help Elvis if he was on fire. You're like, oh, okay, sure.
He called Michael Jackson greedy. Quincy Jones did, yes, Okay,

(40:14):
this was in twenty eighteen, and of course he did
thriller and bad And I hate to get into this publicly,
but Michael stole a lot of stuff. He stole a
lot of songs. Citing similarities of Billy Jean to Donna
Summer's State of Independence, he said he was a Mackavellian

(40:34):
as they come, greedy man, greedy, greedy man, greedy, don't
stop till you get enough, wrote the C section, Michael
should have given him ten percent of the song, and
Michael wouldn't do it. Years later, Quincy Jones was asked
about his early recollections of Jackson, who he met when
Michael was just twelve. He knew how to do his homework,

(40:56):
whether it was with Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly or whoever.
James Brown. He was doing some Elvis copying too, The
King of Pop man, come on Wow. On the Beatles,
Quincy Jones didn't hold back when he talked about his
first impressions of the most popular band in the world,

(41:19):
The Beatles calmed them no playing Mother Blankers quote, Paul
was the worst bass player I ever heard, and Ringo
don't even talk about it, he said. I remember once
we were in the studio with George Martin and Ringo
had taken three hours for a four bar thing. He
was trying to get a fix on a song. He

(41:40):
couldn't get it. Jones recalled telling Starr to take a
break and calling jazz drummer Ronnie Versall to come sub in.
Oh damn. Ronnie came in fifteen minutes, tore it up,
he shared. Ringo comes back and says, George, can you
play it back for me one more time? So George did,
and Ringo says that didn't sound so bad, And I said, yeah,

(42:01):
Mother Blanker, because it ain't you. And then the old
this is my favorite adage. When you cut somebody down,
great guy, though rare. That's what he aded backhanded tongue
one hundred percent right. He made a comment about Pope
John Paul's shoes, So in twenty eighteen he talked with

(42:23):
GQ and discussed a visit he made to the Vatican
in nineteen ninety nine with Bono where the two met
Pope John Paul. The second quote, all the guys in
the Vatican had these Vatican black shoes, Jones told the magazine,
saying that the Pope didn't. He had on some burgundy
wingtips man with the tan rib socks. Man. We had

(42:45):
to go and kiss his hand before we left, and
when I kissed his hand, I looked down and saw
those shoes and it just fell out of my mouth.
He recalled. I said, Oh, my man's got some pimp
shoes on. And he heard me, if you're the Pope,
you should have some pimp shoes on. Man, I mean
maybe you should be pretty modest. Yeah, but I hear

(43:05):
you going a round in your alligators kin shoes. Get
out About Marlon Brando's sex life, Quincy Jones was the
first to allege that the duo had a sexual relationship,
claiming that Brando would blank anything anything, he'd blank a mailbox,

(43:26):
James Baldwin, Richard Pryor, Marvin Gay, implying he had sex
with all those men. Later, Richard Pryor's widow, Jennifer confirmed
the rumor, saying that his late husband was always open
about his bisexuality with friends, it would not be ashamed
about the relationship if they were revealed publicly. Richard Pryor's

(43:47):
daughter Rain Pryor and Brando's son Mike Miko Brando both
disputed the claims. Nobody wants to hear that they're Deady
is gay? Right? I mean maybe I don't know your
dad's gay. Huh uh, No, he's not. He's Marlon Brando. Yeah, bro, Yeah.

(44:12):
And for his Richard Pryor's daughter, when especially if he
was so public about it, then to be like, nah,
he never said that, Okay, I gotta be honest. I
didn't know that about Richard Pryor until the last few years.
I knew he was a very sexual man, but I
didn't know. But I thought it was just like with
Barbara Walters and stuff. I didn't know it was like
with other men and stuff. Well, when you're free based cocaine, man,

(44:34):
they all look the same it happens, right, What are
you gonna do? Quincy Jones says he knows who shot
in jfk Oh. I didn't know all these crazy things
about Quincy Jones. I thought he was a pretty buttoned up,
quiet guy. Yeah. He was asked in an interview if
there was anything he wished he didn't know, and Jones said,

(44:57):
who killed Kennedy? He went on to a alledged that
mobster Sam Giankiana was behind the sixty three assassination. The
connection was there between Sinatra and the mafia and Kennedy,
He said, Joe Kennedy, he was a bad man. He
came to Frank to have him talk to Jiankianna and
I'm sure I'm destroying that Ipoian. Whatever about getting votes.

(45:20):
Jones then stated we shouldn't talk about this publicly. About
working with Judy Garland, he once had an interaction with
Judy Garland when working with her at a jazz festival. Quote,
we were playing the evening show with Duke Ellington and

(45:40):
she came out and the wind was in the mic
so Phil Ramone, the engineer, came out and put a
condom on the microphone to keep the wind away. He
told the Hollywood Reporter, And when Judy came out, she
did like this and then didn't imply to oral sex.

(46:01):
Whoa Judy Garland? Huh dirty girl if I remember right. Yeah,
she was known for being very free with who she was.
But because of the time, we all think all everybody
in that time was very pro prim and proper, and

(46:23):
if you go down a rabbit hole about the movie
industry at that time, they would definitely for sure tie
women to contracts and a lot of them treated their
not liking the way they were controlled by taking drugs.
So not that one of those go hand in hand.
I'm just saying that she was very free about being

(46:45):
a party girl. Actors are people too, you know. Yes,
they go on and they can party, and they can
have dirty minds, just like the rest of us. He
also talked about We Are the World and how difficult
Cindy Lopper was really. In an interview, he was asked
about his memoir about some of the rock stars that

(47:06):
asked to be included to We Are of the World
complaining about the song, and Quincy Jones shared that it
was one star in particular who appeared to have an
issue with the tune quote. It wasn't the rockers, he explained,
it was Sidney Lapper. She had a manager come over
to me and say, the rockers don't like the song.
I know how that s works. We went to Springsteen,

(47:27):
all of Oates, Billy Joel and all those cats. They
said they'd love the song. So I said to Lapper, okay,
you could just get your s over and leave over
with and leave. And she was effing up every take
because her necklace, bracelet or whatever was rattling in the microphone.
It was just her that had a problem. I could

(47:49):
see that and.

Speaker 8 (47:51):
Wonder if it's because she wasn't asked to be a
writer on it, because she did write a lot of music.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
The story I know about We Are the World is
that all came together in like a twenty four to
thirty six hour window and all those people just happened
to be in town, and it was hap chance that
it worked out that well. There was not a lot
of planning, like hey, next week or whatever. It all
came together super fast and then it just happened to
work out, and they recorded it. And when you get

(48:19):
all those a's in one room, somebody's the be yeah
and in this case, it sounds like Cyndy Lapper was.

Speaker 8 (48:25):
I read that he avoided being killed in the Charles
Manson cult murder in nineteen sixty nine because he was
going to go to that party at Sharon Tate's house,
but he completely spaced and forgot about the party that night.
But he did get invited to go, and then he
also was going to.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Already could have stopped it might be another way to
word that.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
There you go. And also he was going to buy
that house from Roman Polanski, but he ended up not
being able to because Roman Polanski decided to rent it
out instead to Sharon Tate, and so he missed out
on that. So Dodge two bullets.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I guess with that place, maybe yeah, right, maybe it
wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
Mabe.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
The people that you know, they didn't like black people,
so they were like, oh, we're not going there. Yeah,
they're just sort of whoever the neighbor was, yeah, yeah, wild.
But nobody got points for Quincy Jones. And for those
who don't know about his daughter, his daughter is super funny,
a really great actress. She was on the Office, she

(49:32):
was on Community, She on community too.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
Maybe Rashida is that her name, Yeah, yeah, Rashida Jones.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, and she's done some really great stuff, smart, really
talented singer. I'm sorry actress Parks and Rec. Sorry she
was on Parks and Rec and the Office and when
you see your go oh that's Quincy Jones' don't no kidding.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 9 (50:05):
Four of The Big Mad Morning Show is next ninety
km D.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, oh k m O D. You can
also text bmmss and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five. Let's play a game.
There is a cool show happening at the Bok Center

(50:41):
on May one. Primus plus Affer in a perfect circle
will all be on the stage at the same time,
taking turns playing. It's pretty cool jams. I don't want
to use the word jam session, but that's what it
looks like based off videos online. I'll get your tickets
to bok Center dot com, or you can try and
win them right now by playing Sinson. Current record is Corbin.

(51:04):
I'm leaving with fourteen and Lindsay's Got a Living and
you are last with eight. Last week's Winter that'd be
a whole bunch and nobody nice. So everybody's available to
pick from Lindsey, Gimpy and Corbin nine one, eight, four six,
Oh kmo D good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name? Brandon? Brandon? How are you today? Are
good friend? Who do you want to give? Clues? Lindsay,

(51:26):
Gimpy or Corby? You can choose from all three of us.
Gimpy sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after
the first clue. Are you ready? Yeah? Here we go,
h looking back home memory? Yes, uh, okay. So this

(51:46):
is an older nineteen fifties black bandler, like five of them.
And let's say you want something really bad, you're gonna
drop down to your knees and you're going to what
for it? Okay, No, you got to ask your wife
for sex. There you go. So that's the very last

(52:09):
word of this old ass song. A group of lions
as known as a what pride, not too proud, not
not but another word for not that they say isn't
a word. There you go, oh, King Charles, Princess Diana.

(52:36):
They are known as they what family? Okay, yes, oh
good god? So what is like time? Time?

Speaker 8 (52:44):
Time?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
That's pretty good. Three is what I got. Brandon hang
on the line. Okay, all right, good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Johnnie?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Johnny ro Roro and I Ronnie? Yeah, no, I got
it the second time. I didn't need the spelling. But Ronnie,
who do you want to give? Clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Lindsay?
Sixty seconds are on the clock starts after the first clue.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Here we go, all right, James Hetfield band. Now I
lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my
soul to keep if I die before.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I awake, I pray the Lord my shoulder.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
Take yuh uh huh. What's the song.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
The Lord's Prayer?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (53:35):
They well, yeah it is. It's in the song this
This rock band sings it. In the song James Hetfield's band.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Living on a Prayer something in Sin City.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
Nope, they sound like a certain medal in the name
of the band Metallica. Yeah. What's the song? Not exit
but enter?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Uh huh?

Speaker 8 (54:07):
And what do you find on a beach? Yes? Okay,
if you rub this a comes out and grants you
a wish. Yes. This man plays piano and sings. This
is very popular at weddings, not some but.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Time time time. So sorry Ronnie Arl and n I E.
You did not win, but thanks for playing Brandon. Congratulations
you're getting those tickets hang online, so get your info, okay,
all right, uh yeah, gimpe. Yes, I would have not

(54:54):
been able to get this song at all. Instead of aft,
you would say a whole. Instead of part, you would
say a blank of something and the opposite of you.
Maybe that's probably where you should have started. Yeah, you
would be me. All right, that's the last word in

(55:15):
this song now, not part of something or most, but
all of it. Yeah, that's a tough one. I mean,
the clues gave Lindsay gave are very accurate. Married to
Chrissy Tagan, he's got a commercial on TV right now
where he plays a piano full of is it mac
and cheese or spaghetios or something like that?

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was on the voice I guess
as a coach.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, sehn, legend all of me and you said, you
know Metallica? All right, we got the record now to
be well moves me or all keeps me in the
lead with fifteen, keeps Lindsay with eleven, keeps you with eight.
All right, take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 9 (55:58):
More of The Big Men Morning Show is next ninety KMOD.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Good morning, It's The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Four six oh K M O D.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. Let's see
if we can do a four x four with no
mention of the election. Marijuana's on a ballot. He didn't
know I was gonna do that, so I totally caught

(56:43):
him up. Going now, in Florida, where medical reaper is
already legal, voters will design on legalizing recreational pot. It's
a similar question on a ballot in North and South Dakota,
don't you know. And in Nebraska, the question is whether
to make medical marijuana legal. All right, So ask you guys.

(57:04):
I'll ask you guys both. What do you think does
does Nebraska pass medical marijuana? Yes? Or no?

Speaker 8 (57:15):
I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I'll say you it feels like a really I'm gonna
put air quotes family value states where they believe they
have all these family votes. It's I gotta tell you,
I think Nebraska is awesome. I think it's a cool state.
I think they're gonna vote now, I think so. Yeah.
I think what about South Dakota, North Dakota, I think

(57:41):
they'll pass it. You live, You're the only Siver SID lived.

Speaker 8 (57:45):
In South Dakota. I can't speak for No. Yeah, I
think they're more lenient there. It's very I think the
worst crime when I lived in South Dakota. I think
the worst crime I ever saw was maybe a DUI.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Maybe, Okay, gimbi. I must say yes. I must say
yes to all these states passing it because it's a
money thing. It's a revenue stream, and I quite a
good revenue stream. I think there's been enough other states
in the country over the past you know, ten fifteen
years that have shown how much revenue you can make
off of it, and they're like, oh, maybe we should
get into the bobit And Florida is going to do recreation.

(58:27):
I don't know. I mean, I think all of them
should do it for the revenue reason, absolutely, But I'm
sure there are states that have said no, no, no,
we're not doing any of that. I don't have the deal.
We can't have that blasphemy. I think Florida will pass
it on a recreational just because it's Florida. What else
we got here? US carries out counter ISIS operations. The
US Central Command says that US forces in the Middle

(58:50):
East have killed over one hundred and sixty Islamic State
Group militants since August. A statement yesterday went on to
say that another thirty three have been captured in operas
across the Rock in Syria. US Central Command, who oversees
American forces in the region, added that the successful operation
resulted in the seizure of significant enemy material that could

(59:11):
aid in future disruptions. So South Dakota actually passed this before,
and then the state Supreme Court said no, Ah, So
the people wanted it, and then you know, the old
people on the Supreme Court like, yeah, yeah, because it
was on the ballot. But it needed because it was
a mimic change, is why they said no, it has
to have a certain percentage. Yeah, so maybe it'll give

(59:31):
it around this time. Yeah, who knows. What else do
we got here? A missile test to be conducted from
Vandenburg Space Force Base. A missile test will be conducted
off the coast of California, Santa Barbara County, either late
tonight or early tomorrow morning. The routine test launch of
an unarmed Minutemen three intercontinental ballistic missile will take place

(59:57):
at VanderBurg Space Force Base between eleven ozho one Pacific
time and five oh one Wednesday morning. Officials say this
is related to anything happening around the world. This test
happens on a regular schedule that is made far in advance,
and we're not announcing it for pr reasons. We don't
want North Korea to know that we're doing the same thing, right,

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flexing their muscle like. And then lastly, here Oklahoma Department
of Commerce hosting free aerospace career fair in Tulsa. The
Oklahoma Department of Commerce is Aerospace and Defense team is
hosting a free aerospace career fair here in Tulsa on
Thursday at the Tulsa Tech Center on Riverside. Several aerospace

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companies will be participating in the career fair, and we'll
have recruitment booths to discuss open positions and hold spot
on interviews. That's going to be held at TTC's Riverside
campus on Thursday, November seventh, from ten am to two pm.
I really tried hard not to have any election news.
It's kind of flooded. It's a thing. It's kind of

(01:01:01):
a thing. There you go, Yeah, it's kind of a thing.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
The Cowboys are planning to be without their franchise quarterback
for the next few games. ESPN's reporting that Dallas signal
caller Dak Prescott is expected to miss several weeks due
to the right hamstring injury that he suffered on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
He wasn't really there. I was wondered because I caught
in on the last latter half of the game. I
was like, why isn't Dak playing? Is it because he
realizes he's not that good? Which he's all right, but
it's good. Yeah, but he just he pulled a handy.
That's okay.

Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
Yeah, he's in the process of getting a second opinion,
and there is a possibility that the Cowboys place him
on injured reserve. Cooper Rush is expected to fill in
as the team starter in place the three time Pro bowler.
In other news, wide receiver Ceedee Lamb was diagnosed with
a sprained a sea joint in his right shoulder, and
it is not known if you will miss any time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Yeah, we look unstoppable. This is our year. There's always
next year. Who her so flying back. I was at
the airport in Austin, sitting at the bar watching the
k oh good sitting next to cowboys. Oh god, this

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was our conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Ah, no, our tender?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Can I have another? That was pretty much our conversation.
All his side were the TV still intact when you left?

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah? Yeah? And when they did score, he did get
very excited, like this is the turne about that.

Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
Videos are currently under review by the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office
that purportedly show officers punching fans during Saturday's game between
Florida and Georgia. There has been communication between Jacksonville Mayer
Donna Deagan and Sheriff T. K. Waters about the disturbing
videos that have circulated, and Deagan is currently awaiting the
outcome of investigations of the incident in question. The Sheriff's

(01:03:24):
office is only said that comments will come after the
review is complete. Specifically, there are two videos that were circulated,
neither of which shows the event that led up to
the confrontations between officers and spectators.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Have you seen the videos?

Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
They are wild videos. Now. The story is that they
were asked to leave that they show their tickets that
they didn't have the right tickets, of which they were like,
f you, I'm not leaving, blah blah blah blah. And
that's when they decided like, no, you're leaving. And the
only thing that I can say one of the videos
where it's was one of the officers like taking his

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overhand fist and going over his head and hitting the
guy was kind of bent over was the guy did
have his arm around the officer's waist, which is a
trained maneuver because they're trying to you can be interpreted
as you're trying to get their weapon or something off
their belt, and that they have the right to. But
overall it looks really over the top of everything that's happening.

(01:04:23):
It's old. Why, I mean, you can beat Mike Tyson's old.
You're not having that argument about him and they're in
the boxing ring. Oh but I look at this guy
and he's like grandpa, just trying to enjoy the game. No,
that's not what's happening. That is, this is not passive
at all. Those people chose to be engaged in that
altercation with those officers, that is for sure, and.

Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
The forty nine ers maybe getting a big boost on
offense for the second half of the season. San Francisco
running back Christian McCaffery returned to practice Monday as he
continues his recovery from achilles tenanitis.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Slow your role, Yeah, the nine.

Speaker 8 (01:05:02):
Ers have opened McCaffrey's twenty one day practice window and
he now has three weeks to be activated to the
active roster.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
That is the key line in that whole story. Yeah,
he's been activated to practice, right, he ain't playing games,
you know. I saw that news and I was like,
all right, now, now, I'm not I'm not. I'm not
trying to get out too far over my skis here,
But how awesome would it be McCaffrey comes back, we
kind of get our health back, and then we come

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back and dominate the season and win a Super Bowl
after going those first five weeks whatever, Yeah weeks. I
think that that is not a real sound like a
Cowboys fan. Yeah, yeah, you are definitely starting to sound
like a Cowboys fan. I believe you have a right
now thirty eight percent to make the playoffs, to make

(01:05:52):
the Super Bowl. It's five percent chance, right right. All
we got to do is just make it to Wildcar weekend.
That's it. And if we can get in on that,
you know, they're the stuff could happen. You have a
thirty eight percent chance to make the playoffs. The Bucks,
the Cardinals all have a better chance of making the
playoffs over you the Packers.

Speaker 8 (01:06:13):
Yeah, and that's your balls.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
The record Cowboys are three percent. There you go, not
that bad?

Speaker 8 (01:06:21):
Then I have a better chance.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
No, you actually don't.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
No, I mean than the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
No, you don't. No, four chance. The Bears. No, we
can get into it right now if you'd like. But
the Bears, the wheels are off the bus. That franchise
is certifiably a mess.

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
That's your balls of the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay at
ninety seven five kmode, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
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webs at the rocks kmode dot. So we did this
thing on Tuesdays at this time where we read emails
that you guys sin and give advice on what we
think you should do. Now, none of us are trained therapists,

(01:07:46):
but combined we have a combined age of nearly one
hundred and fifty. Holy that's a lot of experience. I said, nearly.
Most of it's on your Wednesday, and so we would
like to give some advice. We want you guys to
help too. So I'll read the email and you guys

(01:08:06):
can text in BMMS space and whatever your advice is
to the phone number eight, two, nine, four or five.
This one says we've been dating for three months and
my boyfriend wants me to move in with him. Is
this too soon? I would say, I'm very sexual experienced
and this is my first long term relationship his first too,
But he says I'm his first. Me not so much.

(01:08:28):
I do love him and we spend every night together,
so it makes sense. Problem is he won't return the
favor in bed. He says he's willing to, just doesn't
know what he's doing or how the fact that our
sex isn't good and it's only been a few months.
Do I know him enough to move in with him?

(01:08:51):
Why are you playing the fly sound? Well? I imagine
he didn't want to because you got smelly ver Jana,
that's why. Wow, that's a giant leap. But hey, kudos
to him for saying open and honestly, I just don't
know what I'm doing. Yeah, really though, I mean, is
it that horrid? Uh? It feels like a different question.

(01:09:12):
But like, there are some guys this is gonna be
a wild thing to say, there are some guys who
are attracted to women and want to have sex with women.
I'm quantifying this a little bit because of what I
was gonna say would not make sense. But uh, that
are attracted to women, want to have sex with women,

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but are disgusted by vaginas.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Yeah, okay, that is a possibility. That's fair. So not
everybody is like I don't know what I'm doing, or
it's stinky, or they just might think genitals are gross. True, dead,
true dead. It is never as simple as stinky movie.

(01:09:59):
It's funny. Wow, that's the focus, not the three months.
Yeah and moving in together. Yeah, well we're going to
get to that eventually. I remember when I moved in
with the girl I dated in college, and it was
the first time I had ever moved in with anybody
that was like that. I was dating, and all my

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friends were like, very cautious about it. And we'd been
together a year and a half, two years, something is fine.
It was nothing, But I remember my friends trying to
give me all these warnings like everything was going to
be not good. Oh, move in with your girlfriend. It's

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like marriage. And then some people are like, oh, it's
like marriage. Uh, it's not like marriage. I don't think
it's like marriage at all. No. It is the beginning steps, though,
to see if you can cohabitate with someone and not
want to strangle them. It is as much a like
marriage as living in an apartment is living in a house. Yeah,

(01:11:01):
it's it's definitely shelter, right, Yeah, but it ain't the same.
The responsibility ain't the same. Uh. More stuff in the house. Yeah,
the complaining. There's a lot more complaining with the house. Right,
than with that apartment apartment, you just go get a

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new apartment, right, right? Yeah, someone else's problem. Uh, she
needs to do what makes her happy. People are so
quick to ask others how they should feel. How how
does it make you feel? Don't leg it? Move on?
There's always something better out there for you. I think

(01:11:42):
there's so much to impack on this, there really is.
Maybe she doesn't know what makes her happy, that's why
she's asking. People are so quick to ask others how
they should feel. Have you been on social media lately?
That's all people do is only act to get others
approval or likes or comments, relativation. Yeah, right, how does

(01:12:05):
it make you feel? I don't think anybody knows how
things make them feel, because that means you've got to
be honest with yourself. Yeah. And another point of that is, like,
we don't know how old these people are. That's kind
of was my first thought when you started reading this,
like how old are these people? I think you know,
when when you're in your younger twenties and maybe even
your thirties, You're absolutely right, you don't know how you feel.

(01:12:28):
But once you've gone through some things, you know, some
life things and you're in your forties almost fifties or whatever,
you know you can do. You have an idea sense
of how you feel. And no, no, no, I'll say this.
Your self awareness may change. But if you know at
your age, like you you're like, oh, I know what
I'm doing. Yeah, because I don't know what I'm doing.

(01:12:51):
It's a constant learning lesson for sure. I constantly thought
when i'd turn fifty, i'd have it figured out, and
I don't know up from down. There are a lot
of days I go home and I'm like, well I
made it. And I'm just being very honest with you guys.
There's a lot of days I'm like, is this my
last day?

Speaker 9 (01:13:08):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
State of the industry, like all those things. So for
me at fifty, I don't think age makes a difference.
I'm convinced at seventy or eighty or ninety, when you're
Jimmy Carter or whatever, you're like, well I made it
another day. We'll see what happens tomorrow, maybe right. And

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then the other thing this person says about move on
that is moving on is not an easy thing. Some
people end up in marriages and relationships because they want
to settle because there's too scared of going back out
there was so hard to get here. What if no
one likes me? What if I'm maybe this person, Yeah
but he likes me, or yeah, she likes me, and

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they just settle and deal with and then the last one.
There's always something better out there for you, maybe right,
not always.

Speaker 8 (01:13:57):
The grass isn't always greener On the other.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I think sometimes people are too quick to move on
and not try to work through it. Another one. She
just might be hard to please since she's had more experience.
I think that's fair. I think if you've had multiple
sexual partners and then you date someone who's had no experience,
there's no way you'rena be like man. But the sex
is better off someone whose first day on the job right,

(01:14:23):
youople think trying hard make sure he gets done right.
Reasonable answer, three months is way too soon to move
in together, regardless of sexual compatibility. Nuclear answer, you ain't
getting any younger, Move in and write it out. Have
a kid. What's the worst that could happen? Another one
run away? If he won't pleasure you, then it won't

(01:14:43):
work out anyways, won't pleasure you, and don't know how
to pleasure you are not the same exactly, and there's
other ways to be happy.

Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
And he didn't say he wasn't going to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Well, the emailer did say that he doesn't return the favor,
so that implies that he won't, but he also said
he was willing to but hasn't. See I'm of the
world of actions, not words, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll
do that thing you like, Yes, someday, Hey, will you
come over and help me move that log pile? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Hey,

(01:15:22):
will you come over and help me hang driver? Yeah? Yeah.
You see what I'm saying, Like a lot of people
say they'll do things and then never do them. Sounds
like the perfect time for her to show him what
she likes and how to do it. Except how well,
see you go out to a watering hole and you

(01:15:43):
find some unsuspecting woman and then you convince her to
be like, hey, I need to use you as a
model for my boyfriend. I need a teacher's aid exactly.
I can't imagine a lot. You'd have to go to
a very specific and I'm gonna say the word bar,
I'm not going to use the word you use, but
like a very sus like expected location where you can

(01:16:06):
get somebody that's open for that type of thing, right,
I don't think you can go to like B dubs.
I can be wrong, You're right. You don't know until
you try, whether on the dance floor, in the bedroom
or keeping the house clean. Women want the men to
be able to read her mind and give her what
she wants. They want to feel like you are on

(01:16:28):
the same wavelength, like a soulmate. You think of that, lindsay,
I mean, it.

Speaker 8 (01:16:33):
Would be nice if you guys could read our minds,
that is for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
I don't disagree. Right, we could say the same thing
to you guys exactly. Yes, that's not a man woman thing. No,
that's a people thing.

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
But being on the same wavelength takes time, and it
is It is something that you perfect over time. Like
I absolutely like there's times where Kevin and I finish
each other's sentences. But that's because we've been together for so.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Long and one of you is predictable. There you go,
which is not a bad thing. That's not a knock.
I like this one. Make your relationship your own, don't
compare it to others. He can google how to service her.

Speaker 8 (01:17:12):
I mean he can.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Yeah, some porn don't don't resort to watching porn to
try to get your answers that way. Well, hold on,
that's not what it says. It says Google. I just
don't think, babe, do you like that I found it
on Google? Is gonna make be the thing? Is there?

Speaker 8 (01:17:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
There are articles, There are articles. You can for sure
do that. It has to be like a cummination of things.
It has to be porn, show your ID. It has
to be an article. Right, this is uh, it's yeah,
it is not. This is a yeah. I'm trying not

(01:18:02):
to give my opinion. Uh. Part of intimacy is learning together,
help teach each other. Teach him like you teach a
girl not to use teeth. Oh god, okay, I have
issue with this that text. Teach him like you teach

(01:18:26):
a girl not to use teeth. One, women don't just
think to use their teeth. That means someone told them
to do it. And two some guys like that. Right,
it doesn't work the other way around with women. Shop

(01:18:47):
how Uh it ain't that hard guy find the man
in the boat. Oh see, that also is not always
true that it doesn't work for everybody. This is why
guys are so bad at oral sex. Not me shut up,
put your phone down, because we think it is an

(01:19:10):
instruction manual step one, step two, step three. Instead it's
a lego set. Every it's always different. Yeah, yeah, man,
just find that man in the boat and punch him
in the face over and over. See how that goes,
Like that Workaholics episode king Ding dum ding, dum ding,

(01:19:32):
dum ding, dum ding dung. She'll make do if he's
super rich. Ain't that the truth? I didn't even think
of that. You're only complaining because he don't have enough
money and he ain't that hot. Have him learn like
we did as kids. Talk to Ruth. Well she's dead now,

(01:19:55):
right right conversation? Who was that other crazy looking this
home met Lady Susan something another Susan doctor Laura. No, no, no, no,
like she was very she was everything you would hope
doctor Ruth would be when talking about sex, like she
would be very upfront. Sue Trailer, that's her name. Yeah.

(01:20:21):
I want to turn us up, but I'm afraid. Uh,
you can even get the hub at all, even with
an ID. Okay, sure, she's the perfect This is the
perfect chance to teach him. Uh, have him learn like
we did as a kid. Doctor Ruth. That give you
so that another one talk to doctor Ruth. It's too
early to move in. Keep fooling around and he will

(01:20:45):
change his mind. There's a podcast of these two girls
who are extremely sexually active and very descriptive of how
they need the Locke unlocked. I mean you should have
also told us the name of it, because I don't
know what you're talking about. The thing is, though, is
like every combinations different everything is a master lock. And

(01:21:07):
I don't mean master lock is in the brand, you
know where it all works the same, different combinations for
different locks. So what these two girls combinations are may
not necessarily be this other gals or whatever. Yeah, you
may get one or two numbers right, but the third
one may not. Someone You almost have to be like
a wizard with a giant book and go, well, that

(01:21:29):
spell didn't work, and then go let me try this
one because based off the weather, alcohol consumption. Yeah, I
don't know, multitude of factors, nerves, and where the second
arm is on the clock, like if it's a day
that didn't and why or not, I don't know. Just

(01:21:49):
walk in fresh from the shower and don't sit in
a chair. I think he would be scared, right, I
can't breathe, And if he's a guy who hasn't taken
the initiative to look things up, he may go, wait,
like do I like sit in a chair like I
don't know you? And like sit a chair my head back,

(01:22:12):
like lay on the bed like I don't I need
some direction?

Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Yeah, uh, okay, yeah, I wish I could tell everybody
that podcast name I cannot listener. Email from a uh girl,
we're assuming been dating for three months and my boyfriend
wants me to move in with him? Is this too soon?
I would say, I'm very sexual experienced, and this is
my first long term relationship his first two. But he

(01:22:38):
says I'm his first. Me not so much. I do
love him and we spend every night together, so it
makes sense. Problem is he won't return the favor in bed.
He says he's willing to, just doesn't know what he's
doing or how the fact that our sex isn't good
and it's only been a few months. Do a few months,

(01:22:58):
do I know if he's the right one to move
in with?

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
Lindsay okay, So clearly he wants to move in with her.
He gave her his V card so he's hooked. You
got this man hooked on you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Good observation.

Speaker 8 (01:23:14):
Yeah, So communication is key, especially with sex. He doesn't
know what he's doing because you're the first person he's
been with. He's gonna be bad at it. You're his first,
and you have said you've had multiple partners, so you

(01:23:36):
are experienced, being the experienced one. Teach your man if
this is a relationship, if you're having a good time,
if you enjoy his company, when you know, you know
he thinks he knows because you're his first. So moving
in if that's on you, he's clearly hooked on you.

(01:23:59):
So it's right for him. But I don't think it's
too soon. It's fine. You know it's twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
What does that mean.

Speaker 8 (01:24:10):
People do it all the time, moving in before marriage.
I did it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
I don't think twenty twenty four has nothing to do it.
People have been doing it for years and years and
years and years year.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Absolutely, But you have got to show him what to do.
You have to teach him. Explain what you like, show
him what you like. That's that's it, plain and simple.
He's not going to be good at it until you
communicate what you want and how you want it. Practice
makes mean he's going to be good at it? No,

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but practice makes perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Gimb I personally, I wouldn't move in after three months
even you know, I did that in my early twenties
and I learned some lessons after that that that day.
You should probably wait for a little while. So that
answers that question so far as you know, he's not
returning the favor. Lindsey's you know, kind of hit it there.

(01:25:05):
How do you get better at something, no matter what
the situation is, how do you get better at something practice?
How do you get better at playing pool practice? How
do you get put better at darts practice? How do
you get better at football practice? How do you get
better at oral sex practice? So maybe, since the guy
is brand new to the game here, maybe you should
set up like a practice schedule, you know, maybe every

(01:25:27):
other day or you know, every day when you come
home from like, you know, five to six whatever, just
you know, that's your time to practice. And you just
set him down and each the guy what you need right,
and that'll be beneficial. You know, let's say this relationship
doesn't work out with these two, that could be beneficial
for him later on down the road. Well, so you're

(01:25:49):
just really just helping a guy out. So I say, practice, practice, practice,
don't move in with each other, have fun with your life.
That's it. I think the thing you guys are saying
is great. I think you're mixing two problems though moving
in together. It hardly matters. As I tell my children
when they're climbing on things that I'm worried they're gonna

(01:26:10):
fall and hurt themselves. Is hey, have a plan if
it falls apart. Make sure you know what you're gonna do,
how you're gonna leave. Because you don't know what's gonna
You don't know this person. It's three months, But why
not moving together? You know it could be great. You
could have your six to seven education program, which is wild. Yeah.
As far as the sex thing, I think it's quite presumptuous.

(01:26:33):
You think you're good. That's fair. If he's telling her
she's the greatest, that's all he knows, and he might
just be being nice. Girls do it all the time.
To know, my first time, so I think you just
need to go, hey, listen, don't worry about it. It's
a house of this is a house of mistakes. This

(01:26:56):
is the place to do them. Yeah, and so I
I would like you. Now he doesn't want to do
it is a whole other issue. Right, You're expressing something
you'd like to happen in the bedroom, and he doesn't
want to do it, so be it. But keep in
mind he can get hit. He could fall off a
horse tomorrow and get Christopher reeved and then you ain't
getting it ever again. And would you still want to

(01:27:17):
be in it? But if you're twenty something, settle down
over there. You're twenty something, Yeah, have fun. It hardly matters,
It hardly matters. Keep in mind you might not even
know what you like. You just want what that guy

(01:27:39):
at spring break did to you. You want him to
do that. I'm not wrong. If you're young and this
is the you're with the guy, it's his first time,
you're still pretty new in the game. I don't care
how many partners you've had with, so you're going I
want you to do what that person did. A lot
of us do that. By the way, if you're new
in a relationship, you want them to do something that

(01:28:01):
you that your other person you had sex with did. Well, yeah,
you're comparing, not just comparing. But if you like you
liked missionary and you're like, hey, can we do some
missionary because I had no problem achieving the game score.
You see what I'm saying, Like you do kind of
channel your previous conquests. But to be like, I'm good,

(01:28:27):
settled down. Could always email us show at KMOD dot com.

Speaker 9 (01:28:32):
Tell USA's morning show. Oh yeah, he's coming right back,
Big Mad Morning Show, tell says rock Station ninety seven KMOD, Good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Morning, It's the Big nine Morning Show. Nine one, eight, four, six,
Oh KMOD. You can also text bmms and then what
you want to say to eight two, nine, four or five.
We did our predictions last week, Bears at Cardinals. Lindsey
picked the Bears. The Cardinals win might be an understatement,
but the who the fine, Yeah, the I think it's

(01:29:16):
safe to say that there is a inner problem happening
within that organization, the Bears. That is Cowboys Falcons because
the forty nine ers were off Cowboys Falcons and uh,
you think I'm gonna be saying something on repeat or
like you're radio skipping, but there's something wrong with that organization.

(01:29:37):
They're having some inner problems. Speaking of the Cowboys in
that situation, there is audio out there you're hearing Dak
say Cowboys blanking suck, right, and people are like, oh,
how can he say? I think he's calling it what
it is, right. I think he's calling it what it is.
And I think people are pretty frustrated with the play

(01:29:58):
calling that's happening, including I think players get frustrated too.
And I think this week you're going to see like
a come to Jesus kind of thing happen in those
two organizations, where like captains may have meetings with players,
or you'll see some management managerial moves. Raiders did it
this past week, Saints, right, So I think you're going

(01:30:21):
to see maybe some of that. It's gotta happen. Jerry
Jones has made a statement. I'm sure Lindsay will get
to in a minute about how he feels, but to me,
you got to see some movement, man, or you start
playing for the draft, right, which is a different game completely. Yeah.
So Falcons won that one. Lindsay and Gimpy got that

(01:30:42):
one because I tried to send an olid branch to
Cowboys fans and I learned my lesson. So Lindsay and
I both went two and one, and Gimpy went three
and oh so overall, Lindsay and I are eighteen and
nine and Gimpy is twenty and seven. It is a
year of Gimpian games for sure. And listen, a broken
locks right twice a day. Sunshines on a dog's ass

(01:31:02):
every now and again. That's right, Let's see what Lindsay has.

Speaker 7 (01:31:05):
Four balls to the wall Sports.

Speaker 8 (01:31:18):
The Broncos have locked up one of their key playmakers
on defense with a long term contract extension. Denver Is
signed outside linebacker Jonathan Cooper to a four year extension
that is reportedly worth sixty million dollars and includes thirty
three million dollars guaranteed. Cooper was selected by the Broncos
in the seventh round in the twenty twenty one draft

(01:31:38):
and was set to become an unrestricted free agent following
the season. He has thirty five total tackles and five
and a half sacks through nine games this season. The
Major League Baseball hot stove is already heating up. More
than a dozen players received qualifying offers from their former
teams to officially kick off free agency on Monday. Yankee

(01:32:00):
He's outfielder One Soto, Astros third baseman Alex Spregman, and
Oriole starter Corbin Burns headlined players in the American League
receiving offers. Mets first baseman Pete Alonzo, Brave, starter Max Fried,
and Dodgers outfielder Tiaoskar Hernandez were among the notable players
on the National League side. The qualifying offer is for

(01:32:23):
a one year deal worth just over twenty one million dollars.
If a player accepts, they have until November nineteenth to
take or decline the offer, and the Yankees are getting
their ace back. ESPN reports Garrett Cole is staying with
the team after he originally opted out of his four year,
one hundred and forty four million dollar contract on Saturday.

(01:32:46):
The sides are expected to work on a contract extension
after New York declined to exercise a thirty six million
dollar option in his current deal. Cole joined the Bronx
Bombers before the COVID shortened twenty twenty season on an year,
three hundred and twenty four million dollar contract. The six
time All Star won his first cy Young Award in
twenty twenty three, when he went fifteen and four with

(01:33:09):
a two point six y three ERA over two hundred
and nine innings yeah the two time All Star starter
Nathan Evaldi is opting for free agency this winner. The
right handed pitcher has declined a twenty million dollar player
option for next season with the Texas Rangers and is
now a free agent following the two seasons in Arlington.

(01:33:30):
Evaldi will get a two million dollar buyout from that option,
earned after tossing more than three hundred innings over his
two years with the team. The team had expected him
to decline the option, but are still hoping to resign
the thirty four year old starter to a new deal,
and an upset and court storming has already occurred. In
the men's college basketball season. Darius Johnson had twenty four points,

(01:33:54):
five assists and three steals as UCF upset Number fifteen
Texas A and m sixty four to sixty one. Number
nineteen Texas was also upset, falling eighty to seventy two
to Ohio State in Vegas. Highly touted freshman Cooper Flagg
made his debut as fifth rank Duke took down Maine
ninety six to sixty two and number seven Gonzaga smoke

(01:34:16):
Number eight Baylor one to one is sixty three in
a rematch of the twenty twenty one National Title Game.
The top two teams in the nation cruised in their
opening games. Top Drink Kansas beat Howard eighty seven to
fifty seven, and seven Dranked Alabama defeated unc Asheville one
ten to fifty four. And now it is time for
your Dallas Cowboys update, brought to you by our friends

(01:34:38):
at Miller Lyte qb Dek Prescott appeared to vent his
frustrations during his team's third consecutive loss, which was caught
on camera for the world to see. Prescott, thirty one,
could be seen on the sideline seemingly saying we fing
suck during the third quarter of the team's twenty seven
to twenty one loss to the Falcons on Sunday. The

(01:35:00):
moment happened during a report by Fox Sports Pam Oliver
about Prescott's teammate Ceedee Lamb, who left the game with
a shoulder injury. Moments later, Prescott himself would leave the
game after suffering a hamstring injury. Backup quarterback Cooper Rush
played the fourth quarter in Prescott's absence. After the game,
Prescott told reporters he would undergo an MRI on Monday

(01:35:22):
to assess the extent of the damage. I got to
get it looked at. Prescott said, didn't think much of it.
Than the next play. I felt a poll. That's something
I never felt. It was tough to walk on it.
At that point, I asked if I could make it worse.
The medical staff said I wouldn't be able to protect myself.
He added, I wanted to get out of there and compete.
I wanted to get out of there and fight, but

(01:35:44):
he just couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
I don't believe them.

Speaker 8 (01:35:46):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
You have too many players that keep playing when they're injured.

Speaker 8 (01:35:51):
I think he wanted to get out of there. I
was out of the dome completely. If you want to
win standing room only tickets to the next Cowboys game
in Arlington, open the iHeartRadio app, use that talkback feature.
Tell us to give you those Cowboys tickets, and that's
your balls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay on ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six, OKMOD. You can also text BM mass
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five, Good morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 8 (01:36:29):
Morning Corbyn. Happy twenty third, A porn star birthday to
miss Marylyn Johnson. You can see her with other Johnson's
in Beth Full of Dildos, May the Best sleut Win
and Marylyn is a badass backdoor slut. She was a
twenty twenty one Fleshbot Best Ass nominee and lists her

(01:36:51):
job as professional slut on Twitter.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Good morning Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbin. You just got
another keyword to rock the bank and try to score
yourself one thousans and dollars. That keyword was dollars. Take
that over the website their rockschem with you dot com.
Hopefully you get yourself one thousand dollars. Oh and by
the way, you've got other chances throughout the day as well.

(01:37:16):
So let's go ahead and do to tell the truth.

Speaker 10 (01:37:19):
Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to
ask anything you want. Just remember keep it clean, no
bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and don't forget We can and
will pass on a question. Let's open up the phone lines.
Here's Corvin in the gang with all the truth you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Need nine one eight four to six oh kmod. You
can also text bmmss and then what you want to
say to A two nine four five for to tell
the truth. What is your favorite photo? What is your
favorite photo? Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:37:53):
I have one in my house actually of that we've
turned into It was turned into a portrait and given
to me. It was of the lighthouse in my hometown
during the winter, and it's so old now it's a
little bit faded, but you can still see it, but
it is of the lighthouse, perfect photograph, and it's the

(01:38:16):
walkway is frozen over and there's water crashing into it
and it's just a perfect wintery scene of Lake Michigan
and the lighthouse.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
I was thinking the other day about lighthouses and how
obsolete obsolete they are and how they're just like that
was the best solution, right, Yeah, it's a big old
light saying hey, don't come here. But also not like
it's not really a great answer, right yeah? What about you, gimpie,
I mean, does it have to be of us or
is it just in general it's just your favorite photo?

(01:38:48):
Favorite photo? Well, I guess, I guess by dig back.
There's a pictures in a photo album in my somewhere.
It's a picture of me and my older brother and
my dad, stepdad whatever. And I had to have been

(01:39:12):
all of eight at that time, and we were camping
at Yosemite Park, California. We went there a lot, right,
and it's just a picture of the three of us
pissing in the wheeze. That's it. Of course, you don't

(01:39:33):
see anything back to turn. But the fact of it
is all three of us in a triangle, not like
a tight triangle. You know, Dad's over there, I'm over here,
my brother's way over there taking care of business.

Speaker 8 (01:39:46):
So like to the naked eye, could look like a
sentimental photo of the three of you just standing there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
But yeah, but you can clearly see that we're all
pe in, our hands are on our junks taken a
whis like, how close are you? Like, like hey, arms
spread apart, separates. I would say, where you're sitting at now, Corbin.
Maybe if you backed up against the wall where the
window is, that's about where my dad would be out
fee in my spot. Yeah, fifteen twenty feet, Oh yeah,
at give or take. It's not like I said, we're

(01:40:12):
not close on top of each other, but yeah, mine is.
I have a photo of the first day I met my.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
Wife, and you can see how young she looks for sure,
oh wow, And how young I've got no gray hair, yeah,
and or beard or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
That might be my favorite, just because the idea of like, yeah,
that's wild. We we didn't know like we were going
to date or anything. And we're both married at the time,
but that's different. How did you meet your significant other, Lindsay, I.

Speaker 8 (01:40:49):
Was eleven years old and he was twelve, and I
was riding a tandem bicycle with my cousin and my
grandmother and Kevin and his parents lived in the same
neighborhood as my grandparents did, and the bicycle chain fell
off the tandem bicycle and here comes this kid on

(01:41:10):
a bike, and we asked him if he would help
us get the chain back on, and he did. And
that's how I met him the first time. He was
the boy that fits my bicycle chain.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
And now that meaning that phrase has a different meaning, absolutely, KIMPI.
I met her on hinge another dating a gap, yeah, Mott.
She was at cline of the radio station, believe it
or not. Uh, speaking of backdoor sluts, what happened to

(01:41:44):
fair Abraham? I don't know. I don't keep up with her, Lindsey.

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
You know, honestly, I was flipping through the tiktoks over
the weekend, and I did see a short clip of
some reunion show. I don't know if it was a
recent one of the Teen Moms, but she was on
stage talking smack about Amber Portwood I believe that was

(01:42:10):
her name. Yeah, and she came out on stage and
got into Farah's face and they had it and Amber
had to be taken off of stage because I guess
she wanted to fight Sarah. So I guess she's still
around running her mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Gimbie. She's working part time at the home Depot, okay,
but that's after her shift at the donut shop, because
she opens up the donut shop and makes the donuts
and then they're good until about like eleven thirty noon,
and then that's where she goes to the depot, the
home depot, not Saudi First Street depot, the bar, but yeah,

(01:42:50):
and then I shall go there and handle some wood
and whatnots and get people screws, and then then she's
off to take care of well, to watch somebody take
every kid. I actually was not honest with you when
I said I don't keep up with her. As Lindsay
was telling her story, I remembered something I saw online
that said that people were critiquing her because they she

(01:43:12):
lets her daughter, who's like sixteen. I think now film
her for her OnlyFans page. Oh yeah, that's a little
weird and oddly not the weirdest thing about her. Hey, baby,
get that care and we gotta make some money. You
get to climber right now, or you will not thing

(01:43:33):
I'll ever say to my kids ever. Here you go.
Do you think Richard Gear is an A list actor?
This is I love this a list conversation because it's
super subjective. Is Richard Gear an a list actor?

Speaker 8 (01:43:51):
Lindsay, I'm gonna say yes. I think his resume is
long and worthy of being an A lister. He's been
around a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
So resume is what makes you a list Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:44:09):
I think he's a household name.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Gim be not anymore, used to be but not anymore.
Why what do you mean? Well, he hasn't done much
in a while. He says he's done three films in
the last year. Well that was last year, this year
and one in twenty twenty three. Have you seen any
of these or heard of it? It doesn't mean anything.
There's a lot of things that I don't see, but

(01:44:33):
that doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean anything because it
may not be movies that cater to me. That doesn't
make them not popular. You have a point there. I
would say that I haven't seen a single commercial or
an advertisement Brandy one of these three movies that he's
done in the last year and a half. So I'm
gonna say not since late nineties. Trying to find Yeah,

(01:45:03):
none of these movies. I remember seeing any kind of
advertisement for Chicago maybe the last one two thousand and two.
So I'm gonna say not anymore. Yeah, I'm just looking
at his movie list. I mean, yeah, he did another

(01:45:24):
movie with the what's her name Julie Roberts. Yeah, how
about that? The Three Christs. It's interesting. I mean, he
doesn't have any of these movies that cater to me,
but he definitely has done big movies. Diane Keaton, Emma Roberts,

(01:45:47):
William H. Macy. He did that in twenty twenty three,
An A List He definitely was an A List actor.
I don't think he's an A list actor. I think
if it came down to him or Julia Roberts, who
do they seat first, They're seating Julia Roberts first, and
they're sitting here in the best seat I at a restaurant.

(01:46:09):
Right to me, that's what makes you an a list,
like you get top priority over a lot of people.
Not every celebrity who does movies can be an a list.
Not every celebrity can be an a list. I think
we all agree on that fact, right, And so I
think you gotta have some sort of theoretical question to
decide whether they are a list or not. And I

(01:46:30):
don't think. I don't think he is. I think a
lot of I think you become Richard Gear or Joe Rogan.
I think Joe Rogan's gonna get sat at the best
seat in the restaurant over Richard Gear. Yeah, but I
love the hypothetical of who's a Corbyn? What streaming service
do you use? To watch every Chiefs game? It's on

(01:46:52):
regular television. I don't because they're the most popular team
in the NFL right now. I don't have to pick.
It's on every game has been on television so far,
regular antenna television. On the podcast replay, is there a
reason the top five songs have been cut out of it?
On Wednesdays? Yes, I don't know why this is coming

(01:47:14):
up just now, we've been cutting these out since at
least a couple of months now, February time. The boss
was still here at that point. Yeah, because we started
getting flagged apparently. Help me remember the name of the song,
gimb Bee. But apparently you can.

Speaker 11 (01:47:33):
Have a bot of a bot and it will scan
podcasts to see if their songs in it, and if
you don't have a license to put music in podcasts,
they then send you a letter and you have to
settle with them.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
And we got popped a couple times in a short
amount of time, got on the radar and they're like,
you can't do that, so we had to cut it out.
We used to do a bunch of stuff with music
and we had to cut it out of the podcast. Yeah. Yeah,
it was the DJ's.

Speaker 8 (01:48:01):
Clyde City DJ.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Yeah. Uh Richard Gear ain't no, no, Toby McGuire sure, Uh,
I don't know about that. I wouldn't consider Toby McGuire
an a lister, not anymore, Okay, Toby McGuire and Richard
Gear going to a restaurant, Who's getting the best seat

(01:48:25):
Richard Gear? Because why, I would argue the staff don't
even know who he is.

Speaker 8 (01:48:32):
The management, who's the host right now, the manager welcoming
in the patron because I feel like I feel like, oh,
mister Gear, like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
Manager rarely, manager rarely greets the guests. There's always a hostess,
usually of sixteen, seventeen, eighteen years of age. Lindsay's just
got a heart off for Richard.

Speaker 8 (01:48:54):
I don't. I really don't.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
She just doesn't like tell me McGuire, that's probably more.

Speaker 8 (01:48:58):
I don't mind him either, But Age, I think Age will.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
Win that one too, because you're older.

Speaker 8 (01:49:06):
No no, no, no, yeah for Richard Gear, being older than
Toby maguire.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
Too makes him more of a No, he's gonna tip
more maybe, or they're both millionaires. I know, but that's
some wild logic you're getting to girl.

Speaker 8 (01:49:20):
It just feels like, what.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
Do you think. I don't, I don't like. I don't
consider Ead the one of them married listers. I think
when it comes down to it, they're both going to
be treated the same. But you say they both walk
in at the same time, Toby McGuire's gonna get seated
first because the young hostess wouldn't recognize his face over
old ass Richard Gear. Yeah, and really is Richard sitting

(01:49:43):
down anyway right now, if they went into a pet store,
I might change my answer. But uh, the other thing,
I can never find the game Richard gear is. Wasn't

(01:50:05):
Richard gear in that movie? I think they mean fletch
because I don't think they mean that way. That's a
total different word. Don't google. That word is a different
different That's something completely different. What's your most memorable moment
from elementary school?

Speaker 8 (01:50:22):
Lindsay a few, But I'll take the Talent show. No,
I'll take the science fair where we me and a
girlfriend of mine won first prize on does black really

(01:50:42):
Attract the Sun?

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
And so racist? That's wild. Where did you go to school? Ohio?

Speaker 8 (01:50:51):
No, but it was we did not do any like
we made up bs research and everything. It was we
completely you procrastinated this project.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
Your sweatshirt that says you went to Hoods Elementary School
and it.

Speaker 8 (01:51:08):
Won first place surprised us all.

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
Give me I guess I Uh, let's go with fourth
grade Miss Bailey's class. Right before I moved from California
to Alabama. It was it was Halloween and uh I

(01:51:35):
dressed I was a robot. But it was in the
store Bock costumes. It was homemade costume. My folks found
like a TV box, all right, and that was the body.
And now they took a lumina foil and wrapped around
my head for like the head portion, and bubble wrap
for whatever silly reason, because a lot of robots have

(01:51:57):
bubble wrapped around their legs, you know, keep them safe.
I gat, but we went to recess and I go
waddling out in my box, and all the kids, as
soon as they opened up the doors, they crowded around
my legs and started popping the bubble wrap on my legs,
and I was stuck. I couldn't do nothing but let
all those kids just burst my bowl. Rap. Yeah. Uh.

(01:52:26):
Mine also involves Halloween costume. First grade, Missus Woods. Everybody
did a costume and I made mine. My dad and
I made one a goblin. I believe I still have
the costume and the she was like, this is so
good and put it on display, and then every year
asked me to keep bringing it back, and it was
totally like, hey, nice blue shirt. So like when I

(01:52:47):
was in like third grade, where she had clearly moved on,
I was like, hey, you need my mask again, miss Woods.
Like in September, I'd go buy me, like fourth grade,
you need my mask again sixth grade because we were
there till sixth grade at that. When I picked it
up in November, I was like, Okay, well if I
just lived down the road, so if you need it
after I'm no longer a student here, how awesome would

(01:53:10):
that be if she hits you up on like Facebook
or something still teaching, Hey, you got that mask? Can
you bring that mask by sometime? Yeah, that would be amazing.
She's easily the most influential teacher I've ever had. Really, yes,
so in a she just was. So it was my kindergarten,

(01:53:30):
Miss Kaminski, and then I had Miss Woods in first grade,
and then I had Miss Dmitrio Coopolis in second grade.
And she was easily the kindest, most helpful teacher. She
was just a caring individual. It was It was awesome. Yeah,
the other teachers were good too, but like for some reason,

(01:53:51):
there was a very like motherly connection I had with
her or it felt that way. Okay, who's your most
influential teacher? O Lindsay, Hmmm.

Speaker 8 (01:54:01):
Probably mister Bremer was a really good He was a
sociology teacher and super nice guy. You could go to
him for anything, and he there was a good debate
in his class once and he thought that dogs didn't.
He tried to teach us that dogs didn't have personalities.

(01:54:23):
And I took that discussion home to my dad one day,
and he was like, how can you tell me that
dogs don't have personalities? Because you know, you yell at
a dog, if a dog knows when he's doing something wrong,
if you choose on something and you look at him
and you say, did you do this? You see a
dog put his tail between his legs, he knows exactly

(01:54:44):
what he's done wrong. That's not a personality dogs, definitely.
And then I took that argument back to school and
we discussed it and it ended up he changed his mind,
and he changed his mind very open to discussion, and
he was He was also a tennis coach. They named
one of the tennis courts after him, like he is

(01:55:05):
real cool teacher dumb?

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
All right, what grade were you in?

Speaker 8 (01:55:13):
That was ninth grade?

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
Wild? And was this biology class? What was he? A
teacher of sociology? Okay, so he was thought experimenting you, Yeah,
what about you give me what was yours? Probably? Uh freshman?
Well shoo, mister Connor. He's my band director from like
seventh grade the second time until my freshman year when

(01:55:38):
I moved away from Newkirk. But uh, he taught me
how to play the drums and and uh he's like,
don't let any of these other kids tell you that
you can't do it. Yeah, I know. Yeah, then he
taught me how to do it, and well here we
are now. Yeah. The Uh there's two that somebody commented about,
the where do you watch the games? There's an website
called five h six Sports and they put out a

(01:55:59):
map on winds Day and tells you what NFL games
will be in which cities. It's very easy to follow.
You get to see I've shared this with you, and
so you know if your team's on regular television. Then
people texted in some app ideas. Why is freaking a
Friday a rarity these days? Because this company, believe it
or not, gives vacation days and I'm using every single
one of mine. So that is why. All right, we'll

(01:56:21):
take a break and we'll be back to.

Speaker 9 (01:56:23):
Tulsa's Morning show continues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five KMOT.

Speaker 1 (01:56:41):
Good Morning, it's the Big Mad Morning Show nine four
six oh kmod can also text BMMS and then what
you want to say to eight two nine four five.
There's this crazy story that's in the news about a
squirrel named Peanut. I don't know if you've heard this story,

(01:57:02):
but this guy, apparently online would post photos of him
and his pet squirrel. And because it's the Internet and
it's a really diverse group of people on there, some
people took offense to it, or thought it was dangerous
or whatever reported it to the proper authorities. Those people
then showed up at this guy's house and took not
just this squirrel but also his raccoon that he had,

(01:57:27):
and he went online and said this was crazy. You know,
this is out of line, all these things and even
got a congressman got involved and said that the New
York State Department of Environmental Conservation needs a serious reality
chuck on their ridiculously mistaken priorities instead of focusing on

(01:57:50):
the critical needs like flooding mitigation places like Steuben County,
where local officials have been struggling just to get permits
from the DC to clear debris filled waterways there out
seizing pets squirrels New Year York tax payers deserve better.
And then the guy that had the squirrel and this
raccoon that he was monetizing online went on to take

(01:58:14):
everybody to task that how dare they do this, and
that there's a special place in hell for those people
that called the Department of Environmental Conservation. Some people even
going as far as saying, hey, it's environmental conservation. Oh,
because they had euthanize him, and they're like, how are
they conserving when they're killing? Listen, I get it on

(01:58:37):
climate change, it's cold. What are you gonna do now?
Which is probably where we should also point out that
it is illegal to own a squirrel or raccoon in
that state, So why should he get the rules bent
for him? Right? Because it's an internet sensation, Corbyn I
entitlement that squirrel will probably end up get you know,

(01:58:59):
water skiing forward the end of the day. Well he's
dead now, right that The idea is that to have
these animals is dangerous for the public's safety. They do
not allow it. It says that that they were euthanized

(01:59:20):
and they informed the meaning of the animal's death and
said that their responsibility is for the public's safety and
that they had to euthanize after the squirrel bit one
of the people handling it, and to test for rabies.
Both animals were euthanized. The animals are being tested for
rabies and anyone who has been in contact with these

(01:59:40):
animals are strongly encouraged to consult their physician. The guy
who was the owner said that this is complete shock
and he's suffering deep grief. If it was this pet,
I believe he was. He says it's illegal. The DEEC
says it's illegal to keep young wildlife as pets since
they quote not well suited for life and captivity. Plus

(02:00:03):
they may carry diseases that can be given to people.
I don't understand the outrage. Why should he be allowed
to keep them? Right because he considered it a pet.
You know, when people hear pets, they think cats and
dogs right right, and nobody wants to see those get
put down, even though it happens all the time anyway,

(02:00:24):
you know, they're not thinking of this as actually as
a wild animal, you know, which is what it is.
You got it from a park, I'm sure, I imagine,
because you can't just go to a pet store. You
can't go to pet Co and get a pet squirrel.
You can't go. You gotta go to specialty shops for
those types of pets.

Speaker 8 (02:00:43):
No, And there was I saw online a video of
someone a family who did find there was like a
baby squirrel in their yard and they didn't know that
it was a squirrel. H Yeah, because it was so tiny,
like maybe it had fallen from a tree or something.
And they brought it in and nursed it, and you
saw it like giving it a little baby bottle and

(02:01:05):
using like an ear dropper, you know, or eye dropper
to feed it milk or whatever. And it grew into
a squirrel and it actually like played with toys with
them and would cuddle with them, and it did look
like an actual pet.

Speaker 1 (02:01:22):
Yeah, you can make anything a pet. Yeah, make anything
a pet. Ask the guy who the lady who owned
the gorilla right right, right right, zig Freed and Roy,
I get it. There. They are pets until they're not anymore.
I let me. I want to say this and just

(02:01:42):
let me get through it before the gasps. I don't
think people should own crocodiles iguanas. I don't think people
should own those. However, it is legal to do that,
so I don't have a problem with it. So with
this because this was in New York? Uh is it
allowed with the permits because you know there's some exotic pads.

(02:02:03):
We went through that whole jib before, like you have
to have a permit to have this kind of pats.
It does not say that in the article. Okay, But
even if it does and he did not do that,
he's negligent. Oh absolutely, They're like the and I how
about what if this would have bit somebody and the
state department knew about it, they would have been like, well,
why didn't they do anything about it? Defund them? By

(02:02:25):
the way, they do more than just issue permits for
river cleanup and things like that. It's you know, Department
of Environmental Conservation is a pretty broad thing, right, they
do other things. Somebody text and squirrels don't carry rabies.
I don't know if they do or not. My point
isn't whether it carries rabies or not. That is not
the issue. The issue is it was illegal in that state.

(02:02:50):
And I don't know why this guy should get a
special privilege just because he had X number of followers online. Yeah,
while squirrels can carry rabies, it's very rare, and they're
known to transmit rabies to the humans. Ha. There ain't
nothing worse to come across a rabbit squirrel, mann't.

Speaker 8 (02:03:10):
And maybe if you wanted to keep the squirrels as
a pet, he should have moved to a different state
where it was possible.

Speaker 1 (02:03:19):
And I think this is also an example of not
realizing when you post something on the world Wide Web,
it's worldwide, even if you live in New York City.
People with peta, if you will, can say something about it.
And if there's an organization that is there to ensure

(02:03:39):
the public safety, whether you think it's ridiculous or not,
and they take submissions on how to anonymous tips, then
what do you think they're gonna do. Right, They're just
doing their job. They're just doing their job. They may
not agree with even that we do things at this job.
There's things we don't agree with, yeah, but we go

(02:04:02):
along with them. I'm sure every job is like that, Yeah,
even the Internet famous ones. We know somebody in this
building that had a pet raccoon squirrel? Was it a
raccoon or a squirrel? Are you talking about the blonde?
Maybe we're talking about two different people. We may be
talking about two different people, because one I don't know

(02:04:23):
about the raccoon, but I do know about the blonde
that had the pet squirrel. So I think this person
had it. They got a baby raccoon and then it
grew up and then guess oh see that I did
not know. Yeah, this person here's the one that had
the squirrel. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Oh hmm, okay,

(02:04:48):
which kind of fits that person. But like the idea
is that it was fine and it was cute and
all these things, and then what it became unruly? Right,
it's crazy. And they found the same thing, Like, they
found it outside and he was just taking care of
it and then was their pet. Yeah, and then it

(02:05:08):
started tearing things up and then what do you do?
You just pushed it outside. It's been sitting around eating
Cheetos and watching Doctor Phil all day. They don't have
Cheetos and Doctor Phil in the woods. They're saying they don't.
It's like a dog on Sunday was like, why am
I eating so late? They don't know time? Oh, I

(02:05:31):
have these articles I've been seeing all day. They're like
daylight saving time, stressful on your pet? No, it's not.
Your stress is being conveyed to your dog. They don't
read time. No, I think it's their internal clock that
gets them. That's why I've got to be home by eleven,
or the fact that they haven't crapped in a long time,

(02:05:52):
and this is their internal clock. Their bowels are full. Right, Uh,
all right, we got to take a break. We'll be
back Telsa's.

Speaker 9 (02:06:01):
Morning show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault continues
next thirty seventy five.

Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
Good morning, it's the Big Man Morning Show. Just announced
Dak Prescott going on injured reserve, so he's out four weeks.
I think you can say it's over for uh hammy.
I mean hamstrings can be quite they're not. It isn't
like when you and I get a hamstring injury. Right,
it's a little more we're not the elite. It's a

(02:06:38):
little more nagging. Right.

Speaker 8 (02:06:41):
I thought it was. When I saw him go, I
thought it was a finger thing. He was bleeding.

Speaker 1 (02:06:45):
Yeah, No, he says it's a hammy. All right, lindsay
what'd you learn today?

Speaker 8 (02:06:50):
I learned don't post the illegal activity on your social media.
And also I've known some squirrely blondes but never own
any blondes that own squirrels.

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
Gimpy what you learn today? I learned that even though
the Niners are playing like hot garbage, my TV is
still intact. And I also learned that there are so
many experts out there on conning lingus uh. I learned
that Gimme's Gimby's nemesis was a bubble wrap. And I
also learned everyone thought Lindsay's elementary school mascot were ghosts.

(02:07:26):
They were sheeped, just not ghosts. Corbyn saying, make sure
that dishwashers loaded right.

Speaker 8 (02:07:31):
It's Lindsay, stop tracking recycle, this is Kimpy, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:07:35):
Saying, can I get a nose? Interpass word new messages.

(02:08:03):
The Big Bad Morning SHO would like to take a
minute to thank troops from Oklahoma and all of the
United States. These soldiers have sacrifle.

Speaker 12 (02:08:09):
Did the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
Thee the back like the total douchebags that they are
totally complete douchebag. We honor and respect you. We honor
and respect you.

Speaker 12 (02:08:19):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
Dolas rock and Roll, blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 8 (02:08:25):
We try boys.

Speaker 1 (02:08:40):
I recently went to Aldi, Yeah, and they had pre
I we told lindsay this. They have a pre made
cookie in a cookie pan you warm up in the oven,
so good, okay, and then uh burnt ends delish okay.
And then also they have carneades. Yeah for here, I

(02:09:04):
am for uh tacos okay, so good. I just I
can't get on the all these trains, man, dude, they're
what's your what is your concern? The quality of food
I've I've had. My ex was an all these fan,
all right, and and they just they they fuck you

(02:09:26):
one way or the other.

Speaker 11 (02:09:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:09:27):
If it ain't having to pay a quarter, could your
quarter pick whatever? You have to bring in your own
bags or boxes you have to box or bag your
own groceries, which you do the same thing at Windco.
You essentially bag them yourself, but at least they provide
bags for you. And then it's what it ultimately comes
down to is the quality of the produce and the

(02:09:47):
meats that just doesn't look it's just not as fresh
as I've had other places.

Speaker 8 (02:09:53):
It's come a long way because it is. It's some
of the best produce a lot of the times, and
they're cheese. What makes it the best exquisite?

Speaker 1 (02:10:02):
What makes it the best produce, ever, because when I
go on there, ship looks fucking wilton in disgusting.

Speaker 8 (02:10:06):
When was the last time you were in there?

Speaker 1 (02:10:07):
Well it's been about a year.

Speaker 8 (02:10:09):
Okay, Well to check them out again, because I won't.
I prefer them sometimes over like the Walmarts, and that's
usually I'll either go to Aldie or I'll go to Walmart.

Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
Yeah, there's nothing like going and getting, you know, two
weeks worth of groceries and then taking and pulling that
cart out to your car and then just dumping everything
into your fucking trunk because you know you didn't have
a bag or a box to put it in. It's stupid.

Speaker 8 (02:10:35):
I mean, it takes preparation, I will say, when you
go shopping there, but I keep my bags in my trunk,
so it's yeah, you do it.

Speaker 1 (02:10:42):
They have boxes yea. Yeah, I don't disagree. I think
their fruit, their produce section at times can be very discouraging,
but everything else is I think as long as you
can navigate through the names, the brand names to find
what you like. Yeah, that's a little weird too, because
it's not like you know, I mean, they do have

(02:11:03):
some name brands yo, right, But for the most part,
it's like shit that you've never even heard of, right,
You're like, is this a step above or below great
value or always saving? I'm not quite sure where it
lands on the scale. But I've had their meats before.
It looked sketch and didn't taste good, you know, and
I was just like, I'm good on alidays all around.

(02:11:24):
I have. The only thing that I like about Aldis
is like some of the other and I say, air
quotes other ship that you could buy there. I've never
gone into a grocery store and seen where you could
buy a fucking electric lawnmower at the same time, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:11:37):
Right right next to the fruit roll ups. Though they
don't have a lot of real estate. I'm just saying
that that that's how much space do.

Speaker 1 (02:11:47):
You need between your fucking fruit roll ups? And you're
not yet gas infused engine? They they should be pretty
well separated, they not. They shouldn't be right next to
each other. I think there should be maybe a corner
of the store, you know, some a little segregation is okay,

(02:12:09):
And keep your lawn equipment over there and keep your
food over here, and everything's fine. Yeah, what do you think?
How do you think they got it, you know, off
the truck, so a gas powered device, right right, of course,
of course. But I'm just saying they have I like
the fact that they do have that stuff. It's just
weird how they got it set up. I mean, but

(02:12:29):
I've gone in there and found some really cool non
food items. Yeah. Yeah, the things I was telling you
are prepackaged things, and they're and their chief selection, they
do have the best chiese selection in town next to Costco.
All these is Trader Joe's. It's the same company. See,
I didn't know that. I want to think I've only

(02:12:50):
been in a Trader Joe's one time. Somebody, a listener
had messaged me on Facebook. I think it was last
week Out of the Blue too, Broken Arrows getting a
Trader Joe's Like, I'm a big Trader joe fan, And
I'm like, okay, so we are, That's what I hear.
I'm trying to think of, like what you would want
out of a Trader Joe's. The only thing, maybe they're

(02:13:14):
the only thing that I could think of, is that
fucking Uh. It wasn't. It wasn't peanut butter cookie butter
cookie butter because my ex's mother had bought some and
I was like, oh, that's really fucking good. But she's like,
you can only get it to Trader Joe's. But that
was about it. Okay, Yeah, I just don't look. Don't

(02:13:35):
look for I've never thought to look for cookie butter,
but was good. This says that it's this says there's
one broken arrow that's gonna open. I guess. Yeah. I
was looking for the message the listeners sent me. But
he told me about that, and I was like, well,
that's cool.

Speaker 8 (02:13:52):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:13:55):
I guess. I don't know. It was like some positive
things that are pretty good. But yeah, I wouldn't say
there's like, I wouldn't say there's anything that great at
Trader Joe's. I go there and I'm always like, god, damn,
it seems expensive. I feel like it's very expensive. Yeah, yeah,
And like I like Whole Foods, but I go in
there and I'm like, god damn. I've only been to

(02:14:16):
Whole Foods one time because we couldn't find it. Was
my ex. She wanted to make fucking lamb chops or
something like that, and we couldn't find any anywhere except
for there. Yeah, And I walk in and I felt
so out of place. I was like, this seems weird,
but okay, let's get your meat and go. Why did
you What was it that made you feel out of place?

(02:14:38):
That internal feeling inside that says you don't belong here?

Speaker 2 (02:14:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:14:41):
But what did you see that triggered that feeling? I
don't know. I didn't. I don't think I've seen anything
in particular. You know, I just so much fresh fruit
cut up. It's a whole yeah, healthy peon, and I'm like, hm, okay, okay.
A lot of carbonated waters, yeah, I guess, a vitamin section,
a lot of yeah, a lot of hipsters in there,
a lot.

Speaker 8 (02:15:01):
Of expensive handbags.

Speaker 1 (02:15:03):
Is that it? Maybe?

Speaker 8 (02:15:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:15:04):
I was just searching around for the for the meats,
and we found what we needed and then we laughed.
I was like, okay, as a guy who barbecues, right,
I'm actually surprised you don't like Trader Joe's. They have
a really great in depth meat selection and good quality meats.
I might have to check it out sometimes. So from
just that standpoint alone, and their beer and wine like

(02:15:27):
wine stuff, they have a pretty good They have a
really good selection down there too. For that my smoker
took a shit on me. Yes, but I've got the
replacement part on the way. It should be here tomorrow.
What bro, how did okay, how did you find out?
Were you in the middle of smoking? I had just started.
I heated it up because it's an electric smoker, so
I go, yeah. Or you could use wood chips, either one.

(02:15:49):
Either one. It's only got a small little canister now
you know, eight inches long, and you shove it in there.
Fill it in. Should be more than enough. Fill a
full of wood and shove it in there and dump it.
But so I was going to smoke some chicken legs,
and I'm like, all right, cool, fucking the desk, set
the temperature, set the timer, and then hit start and

(02:16:09):
a red light comes on and let you know that
it's heating up. I'm like, all right, cool, got my
chicken legs in there, fucking seasoned up, ready to go.
I'm gonna go have a drink. I'll be back. Because
it's a smoker. It's an electric smoker, too. Set it
and literally forget it right. You know, there's not a
lot of maintenance that goes into it. Maybe go in there,
refill your pellets or your wood chips, you know, to
keep giving it that good smoky flavor, but for the

(02:16:30):
most part, set it and forget it, right, watch it, yeah,
you watch it. So I go and I was only
gone for maybe an hour, maybe an hour at that
and I was like, all right, I gotta go home.
I got food in the smoker. It's time to start
making a shit anyway, see later, guys. So I leave
and I go home, and I come back and my

(02:16:53):
smoker's got a clear glass window on it on the front,
so you can like see the food sometimes or the
smoke whatever, and usually it's smoky in there, so I
can't see. I can't see. And when I go out
there to check on it, when I got back from
the bar, it's clear as can be. I was like,
oh fuck, I know I turned his motherfucker on. What

(02:17:14):
the fuck. I go over there and I look, and
you know, the display is still on and the timers
still going, but it doesn't have a little heated up
and I'm touching it and it's fucking cold to touch it.
Said motherfucker. All right. So I ended up having to
finish my legs on the on the grill, which was fine,
it worked out, but I went ahead, just got a

(02:17:34):
whole new heaty heating element for it. Okay, it's like
twenty five dollars. I assume that's gonna that's my first guess, Like,
I assume that that's what's wrong, right, Yeah, it's not
providing heat. It's not everything comes on. It's just not
heating up. And it does sit outside. You know, I
don't have it in the garage or anything, but he
do have a cover on it, but it doesn't matter.
So it's out in the elements. I'm like, all right,
so got a new As a matter of fact, at

(02:17:57):
your birthday party, I got drunken if I can ordered
h heating element. Yeah, while you're at the party. While
we're at the party, I was with a couple of
our friends telling them what was going on. I was like,
you know what, fucking.

Speaker 12 (02:18:09):
Whatever, I was just gonna get a wrong opened up
the Amazon and then I had to go back and look,
and I was like, because sometimes I'll put a bunch
of stuff in my shopping cart, right and then like
won't ever.

Speaker 1 (02:18:21):
Purchase it, and yeah, the Amazon, that's the way, right.
So I was like, oh god, I hope I didn't
probably like six hundred dollars for the shipower. All right,
So I went back and I was like, all right,
now I had everything cleared out. But no, so that's
supposed to be in tomorrow and I can start smoking
meats again. Full circle. I'll have to go check out
Trader Joe's and their meat selection to see what they have. Yeah,

(02:18:43):
see if there's anything. Yeah, because you get ready for
your annual turkey smoke absolutely and hand smoke, which I
did pick those up when I went and got groceries
this last week. I got the ham for Thanksgiving family
dinner and then the Thanksgiving with our friends. We're doing
turkey and I'm smoking both of them and so hopefully
that'll work out. If not, I've gotten an alternative. I've
got an alternative to to smoke them out. But yeah,

(02:19:05):
I'm stoked. I love smoking the meats for the home.
You can smoke meat on your regular girl, that's what
I was going to do. Yeah, because I got one,
I was like, effective, No, And it takes a lot
of maintenance, like you have to be after on it,
and you have to keep you know, putting on the
heat and on the wood blocks and shit. It can
be done. It's just easier if I can just you know,
wake up and like you know, two in the morning

(02:19:26):
or like before I go to bed after drinking all night,
shove my ham and the smoker and turn it on
and just twelve hours later be done. Yeah. I had
an electric smoker and it broke down all the time. Yeah. Yeah, Hey,
it's worked so far. I don't I'll keep Yeah. It
never got warm enough. Really, yeah, I was never happy
with how warm it would get. Do you want it? Well,

(02:19:49):
what would happen? I'm making cake. The problem would be
when a disc would because it was a disc, would
chip disc thing and it would advance the disc, and
then it would heat up to smoke, and that would
change the internal temperature, and so it was fucking up
my temperature range, got it, And so it would go
all the way up to almost three hundred when it
was heating up this disc, and and that consistent temperature

(02:20:10):
is really important, and so it just would suck up
my smoke method. So I went to Walmart. I was like,
just buy a new one, whatever, just buy a new smoker.
I couldn't find one anywhere. Yeah, I couldn't find anywhere.
So I was a okay, Yeah, except you will not
find a discount one at ACE. Right, you're paying trigger

(02:20:34):
Even then, you ain't gonna get a trigger for the
same price you can get a fucking mountain Iceberg or
whatever the fuck they're called, mass Grave. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean the I would say around here Ace is
the grill store. They have a ton I've gone in
because we got that one and broken arrow. I've gone
in there a couple of times and I see them

(02:20:56):
and I'm like, I'm not paying that much for a
fucking poor swim, you know, egg shaped smoker.

Speaker 11 (02:21:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:21:04):
I don't know. I don't feel like you would want
one of those, but a trigger you would totally maybe.
So yeah, I get burn Coat hooked me up, like, hey, man,
aren't they still making smokers and ship burn Cot?

Speaker 3 (02:21:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:21:15):
The barbecue place. Yeah, no, no, they use hasty bakes.
Hasty bake. That's what it is, hasty bake. I need
to get with them. I have a hasty bake. Oh
no they are. They're gonna be like, fuck you man,
get out of here. Yeah, sure, we'll give you one.
Why not pursue it. I'm probably wrong. I have a
I have a hasty bake. I love it. Yeah, I've
heard nothing but good things about them. Yeah, it's took me,
it's taken It took me about a couple of months
to like learn the nuances of it. But yeah, it's

(02:21:39):
best hamburger grilled hamburger I've ever had. Wow. Okay, and
I I have smoked ribs on it. You have to
just set it up a little differently, but it's pretty easy.
But it's like an all in one grill and smoker. Yeah. Yeah,
but it's got searing methods and like, and it's easy
to raise the box, she said, and lowered the box hands.

(02:22:03):
Yeah that's fun. And then I have a regular gas
oh man, I haven't usual regular propane grill and forever
taste the meat, not the heat things, Hank fine, mine's
natural gas straight from the house really minus too well, Yeah,
fence Pants. Speaking of fance Pants, you've never been in
her house. No, her new house. Man, I'll tell you what.

(02:22:25):
You's got a goddamn reading room. I don't need to
know much haul in this motherfucker. I'm like, I don't belong.
I'm not the big I'm not the big mansion one
here for real. And you didn't feel out of place
there huh a little bit. That's why I spend most
of the time in the backyard next to where fucking
astro turf. Who the fuck has astro turf in their
back yard? Mother fuck man. I was like, oh, you

(02:22:47):
ain't got a moi. He just hoes it down. But
she's like, oh you got a mom Like, okay, you.

Speaker 8 (02:22:52):
Got as pretty damn cool.

Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
That took me a little while. I was like, uh,
and I asked my buddy. I was like, is that
is that fakes over there? That looks fake? That can't
be real. Yeah, that's terf motherfucker. How about that? I know,
do you guys put it in or no?

Speaker 8 (02:23:07):
It was there. It was already there. And Kevin was like,
if I knew that this was like a thing, like
I would have totally done that years ago at our
old house because we had so much shitty grass in
our old backyard. Yeah, and it's really I mean we look,
it's a very small area where we have it in
our backyard. So it probably was I don't know, maybe

(02:23:28):
three grand Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:23:30):
It's it's turf is not cheap, No, it's not. Was
that a selling point of the house where you were like,
we're getting this one because of the fake grass. No,
what's it for? Like, where is it out? Like? Is
it a place for a dog to piss?

Speaker 11 (02:23:40):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:23:40):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (02:23:41):
No, it's just because they don't have a lot of
sunlight back there. They didn't there's lots of tree coverage,
so grass they didn't have grass growing back there as well,
so that's why they laid the turf down. So but
it looks good and it's off to the side, and
then there's a covered patio area and grilling area stuff
like that, and that the rest of the patio is

(02:24:03):
cemet so it's nice. I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:24:06):
It was very swanky.

Speaker 8 (02:24:07):
Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:24:08):
Having a good outdoor areas a game change. One of
these days look good too. Yeah, so good though. I
like my little area that I have back there, you know,
minus the fact of the backyard where the dogs go
and they spy, like yesterday, so much mud. There's no
grass back there anymore at all, whatsoever. They just roll. Yeah,
when you have goddamn Clydesdale, they run around and they

(02:24:31):
they they it's all mud now and then they want
to track it into the house. And then I had
to go hunt down the little one. So I'm all
tramping through the goddamn mud in my shoes, and I'm like, mm,
I did find her though, that'sa yeah, yeah, she was
next door at the neighbor's house. Just went to the
wrong yard, went to the wrong yard. Okay, it happens,

(02:24:52):
yeah it Uh. The reason I brought up Aldi, by
the way, is I didn't know that Aldi did this.
But they do a turkey turkey stuffing potato chip for Thanksgiving.
Turkey stuffing potato chip.

Speaker 8 (02:25:05):
Okay, I bet that's good.

Speaker 1 (02:25:07):
That's not that's not lays right, because you know, how
does Clancies whatever their brand is.

Speaker 8 (02:25:15):
Their generic fritos are really good. They're really crispy crunchy.

Speaker 1 (02:25:23):
Aren't frets normally crispy?

Speaker 8 (02:25:25):
Yes, but there's very like, I don't know, they're a
little bit thinner and they just taste crispier.

Speaker 1 (02:25:30):
Okay, we should do a little taste to see what happens.
And then they also are doing garlic mashed potatoes potato chip.
Yeah okay, right.

Speaker 8 (02:25:41):
Okay, yeah sounds real good.

Speaker 1 (02:25:43):
Now I don't like flavored potato chips because I can
taste the powder on them and the freaks. It's like
the texture kind of throws me off a little bit,
but I would try those. I feel like with some
of those they leave a chemically chemical after taste in
your mouth, and I I do like them, Like I
like the biscuits and gravy ones from Low Low Lays.

(02:26:04):
Those were really good. And what else? There was a
couple other ones that you know, I eat them and
I'm like, it tastes like biscuits and gravy, and now
there's this weird, funky taste in my mouth, and I
don't know what to think about that they do. So
these are like some of the other, not all these,
but just crazy potato chip flavors, pringles, white chocolate crisps.

(02:26:25):
So it's a potato chip covered white chocolate pass. I
don't like white chocolate. First of all, it's not white chocolate.
Let us let's just be fucking clear about that chocolate.
It's not chocolate. It's no more chocolate than the nugget
inside Three Musketeers. It's chemical, but people love it. Lay's
milk chocolate covered potato chips, okay, with sweet salt chocolate

(02:26:50):
patato chips are fucking delicious. Salt and seaweed chips. What
the I'm imagining? That's made of seaweed. But then so noah,
I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, if you like like fried seaweed out,
you get it like a sushi plays. Uh. Blue skrilled steak.

Speaker 8 (02:27:12):
Chips, So the blue corn I'm assuming.

Speaker 1 (02:27:17):
I don't know. Well, blue steak is a steak that's,
you know, only cooked on either side for like fifteen seconds. Yeah,
that's like the ultimate rare steak. These are, Yeah, it was.
It was a premmitive chip they did with Jurassic World,
and so it's a blue hue. Blue is the dinosaur

(02:27:38):
and and then they taste like beef. But blue was
a velosc of raptors. So we're saying veloscer raptor tastes
like beef. Yeah, like they're saying like beef broth, got it? Okay? Uh.
Cucumber flavored chips this was They did these in Japan
because cucumber. They love it there. I guess yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:27:58):
I like cucumbers.

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
I like cucumber by itself. I don't want my chips
mixed in with that grilled cheese tomato. Sign me up,
sign up for that one again. For me, it's we're
getting into that powdery. That's all they've got to put
on it to give it that flavor that I just
my thing. Uh, cinnamon bun Okay, I would try that.
I like. I love the cinnamon sugar pita chips. Oh

(02:28:22):
my gosh, what is that? Whatever that brand is, I forget.
They always do the pita chips and they do uh
they're perfect for like hummus and stuff. And they do
one with cinnamon sugar. Oh god, I could crush a
bag so good. Cappuccino Nope, I like cappuccino, but that's
gonna be a no. Yeah, not on it, not in
a chip form. Maple bacon, I feel like.

Speaker 8 (02:28:46):
I've tried those.

Speaker 1 (02:28:47):
I was gonna say the same thing, the Kettle brand
making maple. I would try those. Yeah, I'm down for that.

Speaker 8 (02:28:52):
Kettle Brand is good.

Speaker 1 (02:28:54):
Yeah. Biscuits and gravy, Yeah, I would try that, but again,
I feel like we powder on it, and there's no
way it's going to taste like biscuits and grape. It
does taste like biscuits and gravy. It's this is the
aftertaste that gets me. That would also be a part
of the taste thing. Yeah, now lost, but the inficial
taste is like that's what she said one that's what

(02:29:16):
she said. The pecan pie chip or pecan pie. I'd
give it a shot. I would too. I think when
you start adding the sweet flavors like that, now we're
not it's not chip. It's a like a dessert cookie thing,
sweet and salty. Yeah, mountain dew doritos, I'm out. I
like my Doris just cool ranch man. I like mountain dew,
but I don't want to eat on a chip.

Speaker 8 (02:29:38):
They're like killing two birds with one stone there.

Speaker 1 (02:29:40):
Like this is the ultimate stoner chip, cheddar, bacon mac
and cheese chip. Yes, please buy the handful with Soabbi ginger. Yeah,
minus the ginger. I would eat with Sabbi chips, white chocolate, peppermint,
Merry Christmas ketschip.

Speaker 8 (02:30:01):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (02:30:02):
Ketchup chips are good. People be sleeping on those Canadians.
Know what's up, man, And I'll tell you if you
can like andies or some shit. They're a rare toy
around here. But if you find them, get some Ketchup chips.
My kid loves ketchup, my youngest right, and we've decided
she whatever she picks, it's just the vessel for ketchup.

(02:30:23):
So like if she eats chicken nuggets. It's just the
way she's scooping in her ketchup, And I've tried to
tell him, like, you can put that shit on everything. Yeah,
people totally excuse ketchup on everything. Oh yeah, people put
ketchup on a steak. They're savages. But they still egg
scrambled eggs.

Speaker 8 (02:30:40):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (02:30:41):
No, my grandpa, Yeah, it was my grandpa and I
did it for a little while too, but he would
put ketchup on bologna sandwiches, yeah, which it feels appropriate
though it's a sandwich. Yeah, But I don't know. Maybe
it's just I've always like people. And here's how my
dad put it too, because he put mayonnaise on his
hot dog. My girlfriend does the same thing, and I've

(02:31:03):
tried it a few times, and it's just okay, it's
like ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, mayonnaise on
the blooney sandwich. Don't be cross as streams like man, Yeah,
I gets weird. I just think we're basically talking about
a processed meat between two pieces of bread. At that point,
it's a sandwich.

Speaker 8 (02:31:17):
It depends on what meat you're putting in your sandwich.
Because if I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:31:20):
That's preference.

Speaker 8 (02:31:21):
Yeah, yeah, but if I don't have, like if I'm
eating a roast beef sandwich and if I don't have
too mitoes, I will put Ketchup on it.

Speaker 1 (02:31:28):
Hers is the name brand of the ketchup chips hers
ah or As. They're rarety round here, but you can
find them. They're good peppercini chip peppercinis. I like them
that much. I don't like those.

Speaker 8 (02:31:42):
I'll try the sabi, but not I don't like those.

Speaker 1 (02:31:45):
People love to go to bat for those or put
it on pizza and stuff, and I'm like, it's not
for me. That's that's for another person. I'm not into that.
But that's what I love about going into Aldi, just
for the sheer adventure. That's like the whole point of
Costco between Sam's and Costco is you don't know what
you're getting when you go into Costco, right if you
have if you always go to a certain aisle and

(02:32:06):
that's where the sugar in the raw is, it may
not be there the next time. Yeah, it is about
the scavenger hunt at Costco.

Speaker 8 (02:32:13):
This is the only time of year that I can
get fig jam from Aldi seasonal.

Speaker 1 (02:32:19):
That makes sense, but I'm talking like regular stables. There'll
be things you used to get every day and then
they'll just stop fucking carrying it. Okay. And there's some
like you know, National Treasure Map on the back of
the Constitution thing to tell you how the numbers work
on the prices. But I can't keep up with all that.

Speaker 8 (02:32:38):
I got an aisle here today, gone tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (02:32:40):
They do. Yeah, I didn't know that. I have never
been into a Costco. I used to have a Sam's membership.
I just don't buy enough bulk. No, I don't. But
the meat, yeah, at the Costco. Yeah, And I think
if you get a gift card, I think you can
go into a Costco.

Speaker 8 (02:32:59):
Actually bought the eat from Costco and then taking it
home and broken down by the price and oh it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:33:05):
What you say, Okay, that might be worth it. Then
everything like dude, full things of pork tinderlin, like huge
pieces that you can cut up and put in the
shoulders or grilling breast chops or whatever. Yeah, dude, I
love doing it. My wife gets so annoyed because I
show up with this giant log of meat and she's
so like, oh my, and like having to cut it up. Yeah,

(02:33:26):
I love that shit, Yeah, that might be worth it.
Then I just I tried it, thinking okay, well, I'm
sure I can get some deals on some things, and
I just really never really did. I was thinking, okay,
maybe at least dog food, you know, that's about the
only thing that I really really buying. Bulk that and
like toilet paper, and uh didn't really give that much
of a deal. I don't even know what the dogs there.
I know they do with Sam's. I don't know about

(02:33:47):
the Costco. Yeah, I've never been in one, but I'm
just trying to think of where it looks for it.
I'm no, but I walk around the store. I can
tell you where there are other things I don't buy.

Speaker 8 (02:33:55):
It's up by where they have the bottled waters and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:33:57):
Okay, in the back, Oh that's that, there's all dogs
a yeah, okay, Well there you go. I don't know
what is it, like fifty bucks.

Speaker 8 (02:34:05):
One hundred bucks a year?

Speaker 1 (02:34:06):
No, but you can do a first time like you
can find first time deals all the time for like
thirty five dollars for the year. Okay, yeah, go.

Speaker 8 (02:34:12):
With someone that has a membership, go with them when
they go.

Speaker 1 (02:34:15):
So that's the way are they checking your ID when
you go in?

Speaker 8 (02:34:18):
Now my membership just hold it up.

Speaker 1 (02:34:21):
So where I go that you have to scan your
idea to get in and your picture pops up then
to make sure it's you. No shit, Yeah, probably because
people like that. It'll be like, hey, let me just
borrow your Costco car for a second.

Speaker 8 (02:34:33):
Yeah, I mean you can literally just walk in with me.
I think you're my husband or something.

Speaker 1 (02:34:39):
They're like that short guy. Yeah, there got fucking weirdo. Man.
We know who runs that shit. She's in charge. She
beats me. All right, you guys, have a fantastic week.
He Our toy Drive is coming up at the end
of the month and it's gonna be on the fourth
and fifth of December at David Busters. We'll keep talking
about it more so be listening for that. Have a
great week.

Speaker 8 (02:34:57):
See yeah, Bob,