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listener emails. You want advice, we love to give it.
We're not a therapist and we're not your therapist, but
we have plenty of advice to give. Hey, we've got
to tell the truth. That's coming up at nine. Make
sure you're listening for that as well. I like watching Survivor.

(03:54):
I think it's an interesting game game and also Slash
reality show a dynamic of watching people like be athletic
but also not. There was a belief early in the
game for the first thirty seasons that you had to
be like super athletic to be on that show, and

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you don't, right, And just the dynamic of human beings
and like how they interact. It's more of a psychological
game than it is a social game. Like in this season,
one of the characters are people confided in another person like, Hey,
I have ADHD and I'm socially awkward, and he was like, oh, well,

(04:41):
what kind of how can I help you with that? Well,
that's game she's playing. She could potentially be playing him
right anyway. So I love that part of it, right.
But in the second episode of the season, this guy
asked three questions try and get to know everybody. And
I think these are great questions, which I have hunches
on these answers for you guys, but I don't know.
I don't know if I'm one hundred percent sure and

(05:02):
if I'm being honest. One of them I had a
hard time locking down an answer for. So the first
one I feel like, I know the answer for and
that is how do you like your steak? And I
love this question because when you are in a circle
of people, or you're trying to get to know somebody,
or maybe you're on a tender date you're not sure
what to talk about. These are great ways to learn

(05:24):
about people and asking you're gonna find out real quick
or someone of the psychopath. Yeah, if they want their steak,
well done, the hell so, lindsay, how do you like
your steak?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Medium? Rare?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Uh GIMPI rare to medium rare, more on the rare
side than medium rare. I'm more of a like a
medium medium rare guy. I like it red to pink
in the middle, definitely. I don't want to see any gray.
Oh no, that's just disgusting. Only gray I want is
on the outside. You know that good seer, you get

(05:57):
that good juicy blood run down. And one of the
guys in the episode was like, oh well, and people
lost their minds and there are people that do like it,
And psychopath is probably a term I would use to
describe that person. I don't know if that's accurate. I
don't know if they really are a psychopath. I don't know.
If Ted Bundy liked his well done, he probably liked

(06:19):
it medium. You need him rare, I don't know. Another
question is what kind of car do you drive? Again?
Another great question. Let's use Ghimbia as an example. He'll
give you his car, but I bet he would also add,
but I only ride it, did the duck because the motorcycle? Sure? Right,
So you learn a whole bunch about Gimpi and just
that answer, which we'll find out what his is in minute.

(06:41):
But so what kind of car do you drive? I
understand if you might not want to share, but name
a car in your life real quick. Ted Bundy liked
his steaks medium, rare. Okay, So again that method does
not play out that people that like their steak right anyway,
to the cars, Yeah, palisade, okay, I got a Ford Fusion,

(07:04):
uh AUTI And I think you learn a lot and
you can judge a lot by a person based on
the car they drive. Okay, you might go, oh he
drives an OUTI Oh he drives an Audi pants Yeah yeah, okay, right. Meanwhile,
the guy who drives the Fusion not so much fans pants,
just a car to get them where you need to
go right. You could say, you could make an argument

(07:26):
somebody who drives a what's your car, it's fusion. Fusion
is somebody maybe he likes simple things, right, it's the
car he handed them down, right. Or maybe someone drives
an out He could also go with, hey, they like
really nice things. Palisade obviously is a soccer mom car
hauling around a bunch of something. There you go. Why
else do you need all that room? I get it,
So I like that question too. Of the three, I

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think it's the least telling, for sure about an individual,
because the car could be gifted to them, they could
have they maybe they just picked a car and they
don't care. Maybe it was what was available. There's a
thousand reasons on why someone takes car, and their personal
preferences might not play into account. I can promise. When

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I was twenty twenty two and I bought my first car,
a Honda Civic, it wasn't the car I wanted, right
it was. There wasn't a lot of extras in it.
I loved, yeah, right, right right, but it got you around.
It was the car I could afford. So I don't
know if that's a Honda Civic would be a good gauge.

(08:29):
Maybe it is again, but also you could do that
same thing in those age brackets, right, because if you
got somebody's twenty twenty two and they're driving Alexis, you
know what I mean, it doesn't necessarily mean Okay, they
couldn't afford anything, you see what I'm saying. Maybe they
do like nicer things, but it goes all all over
what year, right exactly? Like you know, I knew a

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kid in high school that he had a BMW. It
was like an eighty six BMW, but it was still
a BMW, and he got the label of being mister
rich fans pans. Yeah we had a he had a Mercedes,
but it was super old. And then you always see
like celebrities or football players or athletes and they're like, oh,
he still drives his eighty five Silverado or some you

(09:11):
know thing like that to make him looking daring rather
than their cheap asses or whatever. Right, See, so maybe
you're right. And then the third one here, which is
the one I had a hard time screwing down an
answer for, and I'm not sure if I know the
answer for you guys, because we're not good at answering
this well, is what's your favorite movie? Yeah, well, there's

(09:35):
so many of them to choose from, you don't most
anybody has a top five and they just grab one,
you know. And that's the fun thing. When you ask
somebody a question, they usually just grab the first thing
that comes to mind, just to hurry up and answer
the question. Matt doesn't necessarily mean that's their absolute favorite
movie in the world, though, Like I'll tell you step Brothers,
it's I'm a top five is my absolute favorite? I

(09:57):
don't know. I don't know. On your mood, Yeah, let's
hurry up and get this question answered, you know, so
I'm not sitting there looking like a retard like the
mouth of Gape, trying to figure it out.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, I dirty dancing always comes to mind instantly, but
also a pretty woman comes to mind. Steel Magnolius, those
are probably my top three faves.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, I don't know if there are people walking around
that and have a have certainty. It's like when people
what's your favorite band? Is like, ah, yeah, I don't
even know if I have a top five because it
rotates around so much. Really, yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like,
this is a hard question for me to answer. I
also don't walk around contemplating my top movies right when

(10:46):
I'm dear daring, I haven't. I haven't landed on that.
So it's a it's an interesting question on like not
answering even Gimpi's response. Again, getting to know someone, you
learn about them with that type of response. She likes
girly movies. You can tell by her response movies about

(11:08):
adults molesting children. I would say that that's what that
movie's about. Which Dirty Dancing. I was like, I don't
remember any molestation and and Steele Magnolia is but I
could be wrong.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Right, I fell asleep.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Right Dirty Dancing, Oh, absolutely creep. Yeah, that's a great
movie though the soundtrack sure, yeah, I'm afraid of the
soundtrack track. Yeah, Jeffrey Epstein. Island visitors, I mean, the
view so beautiful there. I wasn't there for the trafficking.

(11:50):
I was there for the views. If I had to
pick one, I want to say the town. That's the
problem with committing to one is the judgment that will happen, right,
as we expressed with Dirty Dancing. Right, and then you're like, eh, nah,

(12:12):
I like a movie like you start second guess and
some things, or you can take offense because you don't
want to look stupid. You get real defensive and bow up.
But I think I have a hard time going even then.
When I said the Town, I was like the town, right,
because it isn't a great movie in terms of like
a critically acclaimed movie and purest love and all that.

(12:35):
I like it for the brotherliness of it. I like
it for the drama. I love any type of crime
type of movie. Right. But I think that goes back
to I just need an answer quick boom for you.
It's the town. I mean if I said the town,
if you ask my wife, I bet she would say

(12:55):
the town. Okay, that's one. I talk about it a lot.
I will st on it a lot. That's the one
I land ona. It used to be heat really yeah, okay,
mostly because of a couple of scenes, specifically the one

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with Val Kilmer and when he gets mad he pulls
a picture frame off the wall, and I was like,
that was the scene, huh, that's the director's like, you know,
can you be angry? And the anger is because he
comes home late and she's mad at him, Ashley Judd,
and he storms off because he doesn't want to hear

(13:37):
any of this bs and as he they're yelling and
as he leaves, he just grabs a picture frame off
the wall and knocks it off. It's a stupid scene.
It's the scenes in that are so stupid. I love
the like, super long fight scene, gunfight scene in the
middle of downtown La goes on for it must be

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like twenty minutes, right, but the town for me. A
couple of great scenes for that stick out again. Another
super long gunfight scene in it where they are robbing
Finway Park, the baseball park. Yeah, and it goes on
for a long time. They have a shootout inside the park.
It carries out over that's when Ben Affleck's character slips out.

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I love the scene where they are bank robbers. And
in the movie there's a scene where ben Affleck's character
kind of has an affection for one of the girls
that he robbed assed up and they're supposed to they're
supposed to keep track of her, and he's like, I'll
do it, but he's like hey, and like they build
a relationship, right. She discovers it at one point it

(14:47):
doesn't go well. But before that, she drives a fancy
car in Southside, which is. Boston area is not. It's
kind of a bad area apparently. And in the scene,
some locals are giving her hell and he was like,
what what don't they look like? Just tell me what
they look like. She tells him. He goes and gets

(15:10):
his brother and he says, he's like, I need a favor.
We're gonna go hurt some people, and you can't ask
any questions, and he goes, what your car of mine?
It's a great scene and they go and beat the
s out of these guys, just beat the holy hell
out of them with baseball bats. And in the end
of the scene, who's the guy that got run over

(15:32):
by the snowplow? The actor Jeremy Renner Jeremy rinn is
his brother takes his mask off and goes, you know,
really crazy Boston accident and he goes, why'd you get
what'd you do to get my brother so worked up?
Takes off his mask and he goes, look at me.
You've seen my face and I've seen yours. Remember that,

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And it's just a crazy scene. I love that movie
for multitude of reasons. Blake Lively looks amazing. She's a
hua in ben Afflex. Yeah, baby, mama. Okay, she's a
pillo addic. He's a recovering addict. Anyway, I think those

(16:15):
are great questions to ask. So it was what's your
favorite movie, what car do you drive? And how do
you like your steak? The steak one ooh doggy. That
tells because if you're in a potential tender situation and
you're like, how do you like your steak and you
find out they like it, that means every time you
cook steak for this person who might have to be
cooked chrispy. Yeah, here's just a little bit longer.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah, and here's your ketchup.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
You're a one sauce. I've seen somebody on the TikTok. Hey,
is there anybody else that does this to their steak?
It's a one and sour cream, And I'm like, what
the hell, man, why are you putting any sauce on
a steak at all? Whatsoever? So, going in college, they
would have steak night in the union, right, and they
did not cook them to order, and many times they
were not cooked well. And so we would always do

(17:05):
a one and ranch and you mix it up and
dip your steak in that. That's the only time you
need sauce fir as day. That's what I'm saying. That
is so friggin dry. I wonder what the percentage of
people that eat meat, well, steaks, Krispy Steaks have it
with ketchup, Yeah, because you don't have Nature's ketchup when
they're man. Which is another which is a joke that

(17:29):
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Speaker 4 (18:42):
Deputy's arrest man dancing in his birthday sued on the highway.
This happened in Jewfish Creek, Florida.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
What's the town?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Jewfish Creek?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Jewfish Yes?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Never heard of it?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I Fish No? Do you?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Wednesday? Let's see. Calls were made about a man recklessly
driving along US one, So authorities arrived to find fifty
five year old Timothy Mahoney of Montgomery, New York, and
he was in his nothing but his birthday suit. Well,

(19:21):
he was wearing a construction hard hat. Other than that,
he was completely nude dancing in the middle of the highway.
He was attempting to smoke marijuana too, from a pipe
while being detained. He was then taken to jail. Authorities
didn't specify what song he was listening to while he
was dancing. Online record show he was being held in

(19:46):
Key West Jail Facility as of Thursday, and he's scheduled
to be arraigned on March nineteenth. I know, sometimes you
just gotta dance music.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Or Cony twenty twelve. Right, guys just playing crazy?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Man accused of robbing the same store five times comes
out of Aurora, Colorado, twenty year old guy by the
name of Ross Wassner. Now, apparently back in twenty three
he had robbed a store, got charged for aggravated robbery,
He bonded out, goes under two mental health evaluations that

(20:27):
were ordered by a judge. Now, that charge was dropped
and the case was closed in September of twenty four. However,
this guy, just two months before that case was closed,
ends up robbing a couple of other stores, six of them,
they say, five of them was the same Shell station,
and then a seven eleven on top of that. So
now this cat is looking at two felonies so far.

(20:51):
They say that there will be a number of charges
being pursued against him when he goes to court five times.
I mean, you're like, I know the lay of the land, right,
If it works, it works. They catch robbers based off
stupid things like this. A lot of bag grubber robbers
don't get solved just because they're the one and done's right, right,

(21:13):
but when you go back or you do ones near
the area, you get in a lot of trouble. Man
says he was shot by his dog. A Memphis man
is claiming he was shot by his dog Oreo please say.
They were called to a home early Monday morning to
find the victims suffering from a gray's wound. He told

(21:33):
officers the weapon went off when his dog's paw got
stuck on the trigger after it jumped on his bed.
Man was taken to hospital be treated for an injury
to his thigh. Now, he says that they were in bed.
This guy and his girlfriend were in bed with their gun, okay,
and the dog, a pit bull, jumped up Oreo, And

(21:57):
I guess hit the hand, the trigger or maybe the hammer,
I don't know. Yeah, if he's already got it cocked
and ready to go. I don't see the dog, you know,
pulling the trigger obviously, but if he hits the hammer,
I could see that, you know, jumps up on or
dislodges the hammer. Pal Yeah, And I mean depends on
what kind of weapon it was. I think it's an
important attribute. Also, why are you sleeping with a gun? Yeah,

(22:21):
you never know? No, that's true. Something comes breaking in
your house, you won't be able to reach underneath that
pillow and grab it quick.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
And or maybe they think they heard a noise and
they grabbed it and then he came in and I
didn't hear anything. He threw it on the bed, and
then the dog came in and found.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh, they were in bed. It was it was they
were in bed with a gun.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, that's just weird.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Maybe it's some kind of kinky role play. It sounded
like they were asleep, like maybe put it, you know,
do you leave your dildo in your bed too? I
guess maybe some people. That's my back wild man. And
then the news story this is interesting to the news
story that they did for the TV station. They didn't

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want to be interviewed on camera and they didn't want
their name associated with it.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
I mean, would you want your name associated with it?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I mean, a ken you think you have agency over things?
It's life, yeah, right, But you said it earlier about
people being judged, right, I don't want to be judged
as the moron who you know, sleeps with the gun
in the past. Yeah, we're judging already. So again, you
don't have agency over these things. It's already happening. All
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Speaker 4 (24:25):
The Seahawks have landed their next starting quarterback. According to ESPN,
Seattle and quarterback Sam Donald have agreed to a three
year contract worth up to one hundred and zero point
five million dollars. Donald had a career year in twenty
twenty four. In seventeen games for the Minnesota Vikings, the
twenty seven year old completed sixty six point two percent

(24:46):
of his passes for four three hundred and nineteen yards,
thirty five touchdowns, and twelve interceptions. He was named to
his first Pro Bowl.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I mean, the thing that's interesting about this for Seattle
is what's going on there? Right? Are they rebuilding? And why?
Sam Darnold, I mean, he was one of the he
was in the MVB talk from you know, three quarters
of the season. He did really good last year compart
to other seasons prior for sure. Yeah, that was his
best season ever, which makes me wonder, well, how come

(25:18):
how come Minnesota did it just keep him then? You know,
give well, he was the backup. No, he was the backup.
They they're they're basically planning the future with JJ so
and he got injured in spring and fall ball, so
he couldn't play the season. Well, even then, he still
makes a good backup. But I guess if you're needing
a headliner, sure that guy's open and it works for him. Well,

(25:42):
not only doesn't matter if they wanted him to be
a backup, he just got a you don't pay backups
one hundred million dollars and so he has an opportunity
to be the starter and make money and be the guy.
So good for him, like to get that money and
have redemption and all those things. You know, it makes
an interesting team to watch. They're kind of an unknown

(26:03):
right now and he's walking into schemes that he understands. Also,
if JJ is not a good quarterback, well that's just
egg on the face of the vikings at that point. Yeah, yeah,
so this will be the third quarterback essentially in three
seasons the Jet Rogers should just go there. Sorry, didn't
mean to cut you off, but Aaron Rodgers should just

(26:25):
go dude. The stories were out there. It was out
there all weekend because he was a Jet. Do you
know who was a Jet? Yeah? Yeah, and you know
who was a Viking y exactly, which would be so
poetic and an awesome Like even Rogers probably like, well,
that's not what's happening, dude, that would be it would

(26:47):
be great. Oh my gosh, he can't get out of
his shadow. Next thing, you know, he's building a volleyball
court at Mississippi State or.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Whatever it was, and nude photos of his junk. Yeah,
the Jets are going back to the well of.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
That's his humble moment. That was Brettfarv's humble moment. By
the way, you're like, good, good, be a good quarterback
and can't read defense, but good.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
The Jets are going back to the well of the
twenty twenty one NFL Draft for their next quarterback. According
to ESPN, the Green and White have signed Justin Fields
to a two year, forty million dollar contract that includes
thirty million dollars in guarantees. Fields spent last season backing
up the Pittsburgh Steelers after playing for the Chicago Bears
in each of his first three seasons. The Bears selected

(27:34):
Fields with the eleventh overall pick back in twenty twenty one,
nine picks after the Jets selected BYU quarterback Zach Wilson.
Fields is thrown for seven seven and eighty yards, forty
five touchdowns, and thirty one games over his four year career.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I was in physical therapy when I saw this splash
up there, and I was like, what is happening? That
makes no sense? Why would you pick him with? And
Aaron Glenn is the coach? And isn't Aaron Glenn. Wasn't
he the defensive guy at didn't Detroit? And now he's

(28:11):
gonna be the head coach. So it's not like he's
gonna go, oh well, I'm gonna groom him. I don't know,
Jet fan. Could they do any worse than last year? Yes?
Yes they could? They could all right, keep the same guy,

(28:31):
for sure. You never know. People get traded to teams
and do better on the new team than they did
their previous team. All of course, he did better at
Steelers than he did in Chicago, but he also didn't
do great. This is his chance, it's his year, right
Maybe maybe his agent talked to him, and I don't know.

(28:53):
I'm we'll see.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
The Cardinals are making a major splash and free agency.
ESPN rep sports that the team agreed to a four
year deal with Josh Sweat on Monday. The contract is
worth nearly seventy six and a half million dollars with
forty one million guaranteed. The defensive end was a key
member in the Eagles Super Bowl fifty nine win over
the Chiefs, where he racked up two and a half

(29:17):
sacks and three quarterback hits. The twenty seven year old
had eight sacks and nine tackles for loss during the
regular season. So it also reunites with Arizona head coach
Jonathan Gannon, who previously served as Philly's defensive coordinator, and
the Bears are shoring up the trenches in day one
of free agency, ESPN reporting that defensive lineman Adio o'dangbo

(29:41):
and Grady Jarrett agreed to deals with the team Monday.
O'dangbo is joining on a three year contract worth forty
eight million dollars, which includes thirty two million in guaranteed money.
The twenty five year old had three sacks and thirty
three quarterback pressures and fourteen starts with the Colts last season.
Jarrett also accepted a three year deal to join Chicago.

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He'll earned forty three and a half million dollars with
twenty eight and a half guaranteed. The thirty one year
old was released by the Falcons and had just two
and a half sacks to go with fifty three tackles
last season. Meanwhile, the Bears also agreed to a three
year contract with offensive lineman Drew Dolman. The center will
earn forty two million dollars, which includes twenty eight million guaranteed.

(30:25):
The twenty six year old played just nine games for
Atlanta last season due to an ankle injury.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
This is great, This is clearly there's a belief that
he didn't have good protection. He had the most sacks
in the NFL last year. But I don't know if
that can all be pinned on the line. You know,
he has to stay calm and stay in the pocket,
read everything a little bit better, be willing to throw
it away. So we'll see if those things get fixed

(30:51):
in the offseason. But they're definitely making some changes to
try and improve, so we'll.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
See the pay two.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
You can win the offseason and still not win, right, right.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
The Patriots are beefing up their defense. According to ESPN,
the Pats have signed a free agent defensive tackle Milton Williams,
cornerback Carlton Davis, and linebacker Robert Spillane. Williams agreed to
a four year, one hundred and four million dollar deal
that includes sixty three million dollars guaranteed, making him the
highest paid player in franchise history. Davis agreed to a

(31:22):
three year, sixty million dollar contract that includes thirty four
and a half million dollars fully guaranteed, and Splaine signed
a three year, thirty seven and a half million dollar
contract that includes twenty point six million dollars guaranteed. New
England also agreed to a three year, twenty four million
dollar deal with veteran offensive tackle Morgan Moses.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Again, this is another organization Like what's going on there.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
The Commanders are both bolstering their offensive line. Washington sent
a package of draft picks, highlighted by a twenty twenty
five third round pick, to the Houston Texans for offensive
tackle Jeremy Tunsil in nine seasons in the NFL with
the Texans and Miami Dolphins. The thirty year old has
been named to five Pro Bowls. He played in all

(32:09):
seventeen games in twenty twenty four. In other news, ESPN
reports at the Commanders and defensive tackle Javon Kinlog agreed
to a three year contract worth as much as forty
five million dollars. At twenty seven year old had forty
total tackles and four and a half sacks in seventeen
games last season for the New York Jets.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I think the next like today, is going to be
even more crazy than yesterday for the NFL free agency deadline.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Yeah, today's the last airs.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Tomorrow, day's the last day. The twelfth is a lot.
They have to be all done by the twelfth, Okay,
so there's going to be some awesome things happen. We
should find out whereon Rogers goes. I think today hopefully,
or if.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
He'll say I'm retiring, Buccaneers are going to retain one
of their top offensive players Tampa Bay.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
If he retires, it's only because no one wants it, right, right,
So that's not retiring. That's no one wants.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
You, right, And that's why I think that he'll probably
end up retiring.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Now he's still people will still want him.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Who needs a quarterback right now?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yes, a lot of teams, uh like I mean, I.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Mean Russell is an in Pits, is in Steelers. They're
clearly going with him. And now it's not clearly going
with him. Oh, I has not signed a deal. Oh okay,
they are not clearly going with him. That's the rumors
that Rogers is gonna.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Go to Pittsburgh. Yeah, hm hmm, but that is not
a done deal. And and we'll see.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
I just don't think anyone wants him.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Right you you want no one to want him. That's
not the same thing. You don't like him, so you
want him to not go anywhere, says to hear. His
potential teams Steelers, Giants, says Seahawks. But that's off the table. Now,
that's not off tailio, Yeah, Vikings, Titans, Colts, Browns, and

(34:14):
the Niners.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
No, we know that.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
We don't know that Brock has not signed his deal.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Oh oh, how pissed would you be?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
It is what it is. I don't have any control
over it, right, and.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
That's your balls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay in
ninety seven five KMOD.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
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what you want to say to eight two nine four
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Speaker 3 (35:23):
Good luck, good morning can be well, Good morning Corbin.
How would you like to go to Rockklahoma? How would
you like to see the lineup? You can get your
link for tickets on the full lineup the website at
rocks kmody Dom. I thought we'd do dead ass for
fake news. I'll read a headline. You got to decide
is a dead ass or fake news? Not a headline
are an article, so dead ass are fake news. The

(35:45):
original Monopoly game pieces included a bag of money, dead
ass are fake Newsley's been around for a long time.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yeah, sounds believable. I feel like y M it is
dead ass.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I want to say fake news dead ass. One of
the original tokens introduced in the nineteen nineties was a
bag of money, although it was later retired in the nineties.
That's what it says, dead ass for fake news. The
word robot comes from a Japanese word meaning machine robot

(36:24):
dead ass for fake news. The word robot comes from
a Japanese word meaning machine fake news, dead ass fake news.
The word robot comes from the check word robota, meaning
forced labor, and was first used in a nineteen twenty
play by Karl Koppek. Dead ass for fake news. Hummingbirds

(36:46):
are the only birds that can fly backward. Dead ass
are fake news. Hummingbirds are the only birds that can
fly backward.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Dead assass.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Humming birds have a unique ball and socket joint at
their shoulder that allows them to hover and fly in reverse.
If you ever get a hummingbird stuck in your garage,
it sucks. I take it you speak from experience. Happened
a couple times, okay, and I didn't know that the
flowers we put in were near the front of the
garage were apparently hummingbird flowers, which is apparently a thing adulting.

(37:23):
Dead ass are fake news. Humans are the only animals
that blush. Dead ass for fake news. Humans are the
only animals that blush by that dead ass. Let's say,
fake news. You just can't see it under the furkay,
dead ass. Blushing is a uniquely human trait linked to

(37:44):
social emotion and self awareness. Dead ass are fake news.
The moon is moving closer to Earth each ear. Dead
ass are fake news. The moon is moving closer to
Earth each ear.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
News.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Dead ass fake news. The moon is actually moving away
from the Earth at a rate of about one point
five inches per year. It's average. Dead ass are fake news.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A crocodile can't
stick its tongue huh, dead aster fake news. A crocodile
cannot stick its tongue out.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Never noticed?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Just see a crocodile on the side of the road.
Got you, I say, dead ass?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Sure, dead ass?

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Dead ass. Crocodile's tongue is attached to the roof of
its mouth, preventing it from sticking it out. Dead ass
for fake news. The sound of your voice is deeper underwater,
dead asster fake news. The sound of your voice is
deeper underwater.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
I want to say fake news.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I don't do a lot of talking underwater. Then be
honest with you, so I'll say dead ass just because
the way the sound moves against the against the water
fake news. Your voice actually sounds higher pitched to others
underwater due to the faster transmission of sound through water,
though you hear differently yourself. Dead ass are fake news.

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The heaviest living insect on earth can weigh as much
as a small bird. Dead ass for fake news. The
heaviest living insect on earth can weigh as much as
a small bird.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Mmmm, well, small bird could be And think a hummingbird
is pretty damn small.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Well, I think a fence is smaller than a humming Okay, okay,
have you seen a lot of insects the size of
a pin? No? Nor have I?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
But uh, think of a giant. What is the most
the biggest insect that you can think of? Like a primantis?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
No? I mean maybe tall wise big like girthy, like
a rhinoceros beetle. Ohh okay, just because I haven't seen
all the insects in the world. I want to say,
dead ass. Okay, this says hummingbirds are generally smaller than finches.
Know they guys were't gonna be able to get to

(40:09):
the day without knowing that. Yeah, uh the this is
dead ass. The giant what tia from New Zealand can
weigh more than a spare row. I have a picture
of it so you guys can see it, and it's
one of the heaviest insects known. This is hell.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
No, that is creepy af That.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
One's that that that thing's eating a carrot. Yeah, it is,
Oh my god, the one where it's on the guy's hand,
it's bigger than his thumb. It looks like a giant
grassover until it's eating your face, right, den ass are
fake news. Humans can breathe and swallow at the same time,

(40:56):
dan ass, fake news. Humans can't breathe and swallow at
the same time. Can't cannot cannot breathe and swallow at
the same time.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
That is dead ass.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Due to the way the throat is structured, it's psychologically
impossible to do both simultaneously.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Everyone listening tried it.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Just now, dead ass or fake news? A polar bear's
fur is actually white, dead aswer, fake news. A polar
bear's fur is actually white a fake news. Yeah, I
saw that was fake somewhere. Yeah, fake news. A polar
bear's fur is transparent and its skin is black. The
fur appears white because it reflects light. Dead answer, fake news.

(41:36):
The sound of a duck's quack doesn't echo fake news,
dead ass. This is a myth. Duck quacks do echo,
but their sound patterns may make them harder to distinguish
in some environments. I mean swear I've heard of duck
quack for right now, you must have been in that
weird place. Dead aswer, fake news. The human stomach gets

(41:58):
a new lining every three to four days. Then as
a fake news, the human stomach gets a new lining
every three to four days. Fake news, fake news, dead ass.
The stomach's lining regenerates frequently to prevent it from being
digested by its own acids. God the human bodies wild
That is dead ass for fake news. The Great Wall

(42:20):
of China is held together with sticky rice, den ass
or fake news. The Great Wall of China is held
together with sticky rice. That's slightly racist, fake news, fake news,
dead ass Some sections of the Great Wall were built
using a mixture of slake, lime, and sticky rice, making
the structure stronger. Den ass for fake news. The fingerprints

(42:44):
of identical twins are exactly the same. Den ass are
fake news. The fingerprints of identical twins are exactly the same.
Lindsay you got twins, what do you know?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Well, they're not identical, but I'm going to say dead ass.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Let's say fake news. Fake news. Even though identical twins
share DNA, their finger are unique due to the differences
in fetal development. Dead ass are fake news. The shortest
national anthem in the world is only four words. Dead
ass are fake news. The shortest national anthem in the
world is only four words. Really makes starting the game

(43:16):
a lot better.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Quicker.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
You don't know how long the notes.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Are, right, ah? Dead ass?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, sure, dead ass. The Japanese national anthem, which I'm
not gonna say, is the shortest in the world, with
only four words and a length of about eleven seconds. Nice,
so GIMPI would be right. Dead ass are fake news.
There's a species of snake that can fly. Dead ass
are fake news. There's a species of snake that can fly.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
That's terrifying. I'm gonna say fake news because I hope
it's not true.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I wanna say dead ass. And it's not flying like
you think. It's flying like birds fly. Think of like
flying fish. Okay, you know what I mean. They just
jump and soar, and they've got a long jump, so
it looks like they're flying. The Paradise tree snake can
glide through the air by flattening its body and using

(44:14):
undultating movements.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
How far terrifying and are they venomous?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
It can't gain altitude. It jumps from branch to branch
by curving its body into a j loop. As it launches,
the snake flattens its body, using its ribs to stretch out.
It undulates its body, sending waves down its body. The

(44:50):
snake's body produces lift and drag forces as it accelerates
downward under gravity. It says here that it can cover
horizontal distance of ten meters so about thirty feet in
a single glide from the top of a tree.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Hell no, right.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Okay, that's fun. You got to decide. On the other
side is your children. They're crying. You have to go
through a forest with these bugs as big as your
hand or the trying flying tree snake.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
The flying tree snake, because they might because they might
not land on me, or they might not even jump,
they might stay in their trees. I feel like it's
big enough. They're big enough to dodge them. Those there's
gonna be tons of bugs. I've seen Indiana Jones and
they're walking through that cave. Oh there's i'd have art.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
But these are coming through the air. The ones in
Indiana Jones you see on the floor. You can see them. Right,
I'm picking the I'm picking the bugs, yeah, because anything
from air, like coming you from air attack is way
more dangerous. Yeah, and the tree snake is mildly venomous.
Oh it did tell you, well, you have to assume

(46:09):
both these things are out to kill you, right the
for the test there, Yeah, I'm going with the bug man. Yeah,
that bug ain't going to eat me. A snake covered
If a snake lands on me, I might grab it
in the road, like it might be a little harder
to grab the bug. I feel like I can get
a bunch off in one, right.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
I saw a video yesterday of a woman who was
mowing her lawn. She was on a riding lawn mower
mind your business is mower lawn. And a snake had
fallen from the sky and landed on her arm and
wrapped itself around her arm, and she's trying to fling
it off of her and it's trying to like bite

(46:49):
her in the face. And then as she flings it
for the fourth time and it's not moving, a hawk
came down and tried to get the snake from her arm,
and it's flaying in her face, and she thought she
was going to die. The hawk did, yeah, the snake from.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Her Yeah, the hawk dropped its food. Absolutely, yes, the
idea of being attacked by a snake and a hawk.
I'm done. I'm paying someone to mo my arm.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
After that, she absolutely thought she was done.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yeah, you go inside for the day, even if it's
half mode, right, clearly, yes, everyone would understand, even the
hoaf I think at that point. Dead ass are fake news.
The original name for Google was BackRub dead ass or
fake news. The original name for Google was BackRub fake news.

(47:38):
Why don't you go ahead and BackRub that real quick?
Give me to back rub all right, let me check
BackRub real quick. My backrubber views are horrible fake news.
Dead ass Google's founders originally named the search engine BackRub
before changing it to Google in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
They were fired.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Didn ask for fake news. The world's first skyscraper was
built in Paris, deat answer, fake news. The world's first
skyscraper was built in Paris fake news, dead ass, fake news.
The first skyscraper was the Home Insurance Building in Chicago,
completed in eighteen eighty five. It was ten stories tall.

(48:24):
Dead aswer fake news. Statue of Liberty was originally intended
for Egypt. Dead as are fake news. The Statue of
Liberty was originally intended for Egypt.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Well, we were going to give this to Egypt.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
But this seems like a pretty crappy thing to do.
I'll say, fake news, give a second hand, give sh yeah,
fake news, dead ass. The designer Frederica Augeist and Barthold
d first proposed a similar statue as a lighthouse for
the Suez Canal, but Egypt rejected it. So yes and no,

(48:58):
I think on that one. Dead ass or fake news.
The first product ever scanned with a barcode was a
Coca Cola can.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
I'll say, dead ass, sure one.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Not fake news. The first item ever scanned was a
pack of Wrigley's Juicy Fruit gum in nineteen seventy four.
Den as er fake news. A jellyfish is ninety five
percent water. Den as a fake news. A jellyfish is
ninety five percent water. Deadass, dead ass, Yeah, jellyfishes are
made almost entirely of water, with no bones, brain, or heart.

(49:34):
Uh last one, deadass or fake news. The human body
has more bacterial cells than human cells. Den ass or
fake news. The human body has more bacterial cells than
human cells. Sounds legit to me. I say dead ass,
I'll say fake news. The human body contains about ten
times more bacterial cells than human cells, most of them

(49:58):
beneficial and living in the gut. Clear out your bowels, man, Yeah,
that's a thing. You can test it. Yeah, you can
test how long it takes to clear out your bowels. Okay,
how eat some frozen corn? Okay, of all the vegetables

(50:19):
I could have mentioned, that feels like the least offensive.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
No, I just I feel like I know where this
is going with corn.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
It is the magical vegetable. I'll let you figure it
out on your own. But when you see it again,
that's how long it takes for something to work through
your body makes sense, and then you use that timeframe
for everything from now from that point forward. Okay, the
corn theory sometimes something I've never done. I have no
idea how long it takes for food to enter my

(50:49):
mouth and then leave? Yeah, huh interesting, go on, all right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next ninety
seven km o D.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six oh k m O D. You can
also text BMMS and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five. Let's play a game
because we've got tickets to give away to see Disturbed.
You're gonna be at the pay Comm Center on Monday,
April twenty eight, and someone's gonna get qualify. I'm sorry,

(51:34):
someone's going to go on the Shamrock Showdown, which is
a pub crawl Saint Patrick's Day Weekend from Guinness in
ninety seven five KMOD. We're gonna play pick the flick.
Current record is oil. I am leading with three and
you have two and Lindsay has one. Last week's winner
that'd be Lindsay, So Corbin and Gimpi at nine one
eight four six oh kmo D nine one eight four
six oh kmo D. Call up, decide who's gonna be

(51:55):
your clue giver? Whoever gets the most right, it's gonna
win those tickets. See disturbed and go on that up
crawl for Saint Patrick's Day weekend nine eight four six
oh K m O D. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name, Jeremy, Jeremy? How are you today,
great man? How are you good? Buddy Jeremy? Who do
you want to give? Clues? Corbyn or gimpy Gimpy Jeremy.

(52:17):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue. Here we go, Oh right, okay, it's uh.
This is a nineties female singer. She played the part
of God and Dogma. It's uh, it's us Marsette. Yes.
And this is the one where it's like it's uh,
you win the lottery and then die the next ironic.

(52:40):
There you go, Oh God, so black gay country singer.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
Little Little nas X Old country Road, No.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Not the country, but.

Speaker 8 (52:53):
Old town road.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
There you go. That one right away is Jacoby Shaddocks Band,
and and uh cut my wife into.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
This is my last resort, last resort.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
There you go. Oh damn. This is the wrapper from
the early two thousands that likes to say yeah a lot,
Little John. Yes, And what's the opposite of high low?

Speaker 8 (53:22):
Get low?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
There you go? Uh? Okay, another band from the early
two thousands, and uh, what's the opposite of a cat dime?
I didn't see what he's what the card said? So
yeah he didn't get eating? All right, four is what
you got, uh man. So hang on the line, Jeremy
sweet appreciate. Yeah, good morning, you're on the air. What

(53:45):
is your name, lady? I'm sorry, what is your name?
Lay Lacy? All right, Lacy, We've got to beat four?
Are you ready? Yeah? Okay, here we go. This is
a nineties boy a cappella group. They have a song.

(54:07):
This would be a song Motown Phil You might know
them from that, not the beginning, but the Yes. This
is the guy who sings rocket Man and he plays

(54:31):
the piano. And this is not about an alligator but
crocodile rock Yes, John John, Paul George and Ringo And
it is in reference to the tenth would be what yesterday? Correct? Uh?

(54:53):
This is the Caribbean singer and this is uh, she's
singing about the device that protects you from the rain.
This is the the crooner that saying copa copa cabana
and it's about uh, you think it's about a woman,

(55:14):
but it's not. Yes time.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Wow, wow, girl, you might be the calmest almost annoyed
that we're playing this game contestant ever.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
You know, I have fun. I mean you were like
you feel like you it felt like you were being
put out just by being asked, had the answers. That
was an impressive girl. No, I was really just thinking, yeah,
you did great. That was impressive. On congratulations, You're going
to be getting those tickets to Disturbed on April twenty eighth,
and you're gonna be joining Gippi for the Shamrock showdown.

(55:59):
Awesome on the line, girl, all right, thanks, I'm sorry,
Jeremy four was not enough. Man, Hey man, it happens. Congratulations, Thanks,
good sport. What's going on to day? I got the
wrong show? Yeah, the one that Gimpie added. Yeah, these

(56:20):
are some dudes that are curious about the canines and
why they are meandering around the town. I got no
other clues for that right where I was at just
ran out of time, Lindsay.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Yeah, they're asking the question about the Canines. This song
was so popular and who God only knows why.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Uh in this song there's barking in it, there is.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
And they were a one hit wonder right.

Speaker 7 (56:57):
Song.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
We do this every time. We do this, not just them,
any artist that has a one hit and we say that,
and sure as the sun is coming up right now,
people can name another song because they're big fans of
the Baha men. They did a crocodile rock all right
the record now, Thus you and I with three keeps
lindsay with one, We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
Tulsa's Morning show is coming right back, a big morning show,
Tulsa's rock station.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Good morning, It's the Big nine Morning Show, six KMOD.
You can also text bmms and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. That's with
Gimpi has in his four x four Elys says here.
The Russia says, Ukraine targets Moscow and largest drone attack

(58:08):
of the war. Russian officials say over ninety drones were
used to target Moscow in a massive attack that led
to the suspension of train services as well as flights
at four airports. At least one death was reported. Today's
military action comes as Ukrainian officials are preparing to meet

(58:29):
with US delegation in Saudi arabiaa seek grounds for possible
peace talks in the war that's no going on it's
fourth year. It also follows the decision by President Trump
to pause US military aid and intelligence sharing with the Ukraine.
Says here that Representative Jeffries signals Democrats will vote against

(58:52):
spending bill. House Minority Leader Hakim Jeffries expects Democrats to
vote against the spending bill proposed by Republicans. Old Jeffries
said during a meeting a news conference yesterday that the
bill is something that they could never support. He added
the bill as nothing to protect social Security, Medicare, Medicaid.

(59:12):
Republicans are expected to bring the bill to the House
for today, with GOP Congressman Thomas Massey of Kentucky already
saying he'll vote against it. Without a new spending bill,
the federal government would shut down on Friday. What else
we got here? Elon Musk calls Senator Mark Kelly a
trait our after Ukraine trip. Democrat posted photos of his

(59:36):
visit on X on Sunday. Musk, who owns X replied
to the thread. Kelly, who is a former Navy pilot
and astronaut, responded to muck, saying, if you don't understand
the defending freedom is a basic tendam of what makes
America great and keeps it safe, maybe you should leave
it to those of us who do the time that

(01:00:01):
this guy has. Not only did I mean he's got
multiple companies to run doing the dose thing right, also
getting tons of people pregnant. Like the amount of time
he has is impressive. Right, That's what happens when you
never sleep. That's what happens when you're a robot. And lastly,
here a new bill seeks changes to how child custody

(01:00:23):
is determined in Oklahoma. State lawmakers from Touls County are
pushing for changes to the way custody cases are handled
in family court. The piece of legislation changes some of
the wording already in state law. It says a court
must decide what was best interest is for the child
and not what appears to be. It also set the

(01:00:46):
legal starting point that what is in the best interest
of the child is to have access to both parents.
A parents can still file for full custody of a
child or children, but they must prove how this serves
the best interest of the child and what's called presumption
rebuttal so almost like assuming that both parents are good

(01:01:07):
fit parents. Interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Nikola Jokich had thirty five points, eighteen rebounds and eight assists,
and the Denver Nuggets beat the Oklahoma City Thunder one
forty to one twenty seven last night. Jamal Murray scored
thirty four points for the Nuggets, who lost one twenty
seven to one oh three in Oklahoma City on Sunday.
Shai Gilgess Alexander the NBA's leading scorer and a top

(01:01:44):
contender for League MVP. With the Djokich finished with twenty
five points for the Thunder. He scored forty the day before.
He was just tired he needed a little break. Lou
Dort had a season high twenty six points and made
eight three pointers, and ISAIAHR. Hertenstein scored twenty points for
Oklahoma City. The loss snapped a seven game win streak

(01:02:05):
for the Thunder, who have the best record in the
Western Conference and are vying with Cleveland for the top
record in the league. The season series ends tied at
two all, with the teams splitting the games at each venue.
The Thunder led seventy three to sixty seven at halftime
behind sixteen points from Hartenstein and fifteen from Gildis Alexander.

(01:02:26):
But Thunder all star Jalen Williams left the game in
the second quarter with a right hip strain and didn't return.
He had twelve points and six assists in fourteen minutes.
Denver took advantage and led one oh one to ninety
nine at the end of the third quarter. The Nuggets
dominated the fourth quarter much the way the Thunder did
the previous day. Murray had a three pointer that gave

(01:02:48):
Denver a one oh nine to one oh one lead
with just over ten minutes remaining, and the Nuggets cruised
from there. Oklahoma City wasn't nearly as fluid in the
second half without Williams need him to recover quickly if
they want a shot at the overall top seed. Thunder
visits the Boston Celtics tomorrow night. The Buccaneers are retaining

(01:03:11):
one of their top offensive players. Tampa Bay and wide
receiver Chris Godwin are an agreement on a new contract.
According to ESPN, the deal is for three years and
worth up to sixty six million. Dollars. Godwin was off
to a great start last season before going down with
an inkle injury. He had fifty receptions for five hundred

(01:03:32):
and seventy six yards and five touchdowns in seven games.
In six eight seasons in the NFL, the twenty nine
year old has four seasons with at least one thousand
yards and was named to one Pro Bowl. In other news,
NFL Network reports that the Bucks and pass rusher Hassan
Reddick have agreed to a one year contract worth as

(01:03:54):
much as fourteen million dollars. The thirty year old had
just one sack and ten games last season for the
New York Jets. Prior to twenty twenty four, he had
put together four street seasons with at least eleven sacks,
and the Browns are both bolstering their quarterback room. ESPN
reported on Monday that the team acquired Kenny Pickett from

(01:04:15):
the Eagles in exchange for a fifth round pick and
Dorian Thompson Robinson. Pickett served as the backup to Jalen
Hurts last season, and we'll get a chance to start
for Cleveland after Deshaun Watson suffered a set back in
his recovery from a torn Achilles. The twenty six year
old was originally taken by the Steelers twentieth overall in
the twenty twenty two draft and his fifteen to ten

(01:04:38):
as a starter. Meanwhile, Dorian Thompson Robinson started two games
for the Browns last year and threw six interceptions with
no touchdowns.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Can you pick it? Huh? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
The Rams are going to be moving on from their
star wide receiver Cooper Cup this offseason one way or another.
ESPN reports that Los Angeles plans to release Cup when
the NFL's new season begins Wednesday if they are unable
to find a trade partner. The news follows the team
announcing that they are signing six time Pro Bowler wide
out DeVante Adams to a two year contract. If the

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Rams cut Cup this offseason, they'll say fifteen million dollars
in cash and seven point five two million dollars against
the salary cap. The thirty one year old had sixty
seven receptions for seven hundred and ten yards and six
touchdowns in twelve games last season.

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dot com we read an email on the air and
then you guys get to give advice. This email says

(01:06:47):
I've got a situation at work where I could use
your thoughts. Recently, a group of employees got fired and
it really shook things up. These were liked, well liked people,
and some of them had pretty serious personal stuff going on. Now,
a few of the remaining people that work here have
started collecting money to help them out. I'm kind of
torn about it. On one hand, it's very nice that

(01:07:10):
they want to help out, but on the other hand,
it feels a little off. I can't decide if it's
misguided or if I'm just overthinking it. What do you think?
Is it something I should support or does it seem
like a bit of a weird move. So some employees
got some coworkers of this individual got fired, and some
people are getting together and saying, let's collect money for them,

(01:07:34):
let's help them out a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
I guess maybe they didn't get a severance package when
they left.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
But we're family, right right. What you mean we didn't
get a severance package? You got pizza, god damage. Shut
your mouth. We let you walk out with your stuff
in your dignity is if you get fired, do you
expect a severance package?

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Lindsay, yeah, I think so. I think for the people
that have left before me, they've gotten one, and I
know one of them was here even a shorter period
and they got one. So yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
GIMPI I have never gotten a severance package from any
job ever. Luckily I've never been fired. But I don't
think it's an expected thing. They don't have to know.
The company does not have to give you anything, not
even a box to gather your stuff to get the
hell out fired. No, released, because we're saving money. I

(01:08:39):
don't know. Even then, even then, they don't have to.
I don't think that that's very common, and to me
it's sometimes it almost feels insulting. You see, like this
is what my time meant, right, this is how you're
rewarding me. They never give you, like your full let's

(01:08:59):
just say salaried, right, They don't ever give you your
full salary. They only give you part of it, maybe
half if that. If that, I think ours. If they
give it to you says something like you get so
much per year, right, but it caps out at like
five or something like that. Five years. I think, so
five dollars, here's five dollars, good luck and learne. But

(01:09:22):
then coworkers going around asking for money. I mean, I
don't know how many people work in this place. How
much do you think they would get? Let's just say
they get one hundred dollars, which I think is pretty good. Yeah,
but that ain't gonna help. That's huh.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Right, your lights on at home for a monment.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Not when you're splitting it amongst other people, right, And
I gotta trust Karen and accounting. Yeah, are they really
collecting money for this person or are they just saying
they are to keep it for themselves? People are fakers, man.
And how much do you give? That's a good point.

(01:10:06):
If you're gonna give, how much do you give? And
if you don't, is that do you look bad? I
would think that some people you would like this douchebag
didn't give to help any to help his fellow co
worker out. They my coworker, no more, right, Right? And

(01:10:29):
I've I've said this before. If they're slaughtering people in
the halls, stay out of the hall. Right. To me,
that is a sign to put your nose down, right,
so you get caught up in the crossfire. Right. I
don't know why they were fired. Maybe these group of

(01:10:50):
individuals were embezzling, right, and the company did them a favor.
There's so many questions, right, and it's like it's like, Okay,
a group of people. Some of those people could have
been working there five ten years, and another people could
have been working there just like a week or a
month or so. So is it fair to give it
to the you know, you've only been here for a month,
I barely know you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Yeah, what if you were close to one of the
people that got fired but not so close to the
other person? And then it's like, Okay, if I'm going
to give money, how do I know where my money
is going to? And what if I want it to
go to that person but not that person?

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Yeah? And are we doing a card like am I
getting to write my name in it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Or are you taking all the credit? Or don't worry
about any of those things, just you know, good karma. Yeah,
of all the times. And I sadly have been a
part of a lot of downsizings in all my years
in radio, I have not once ever seen a collection

(01:11:49):
of money for an employee after they were let go. No,
not once babies weddings, And that's sometimes right. If the
person that is the raw raw person likes you, then yeah,
Tex says, hell, no, you shouldn't participate, losers lose, be

(01:12:12):
better at your job next time. Here's the here's the
unemployment line. It's a lot to write in a card,
but right, what's why I use the back I always trying
to write as small as possible in group cards. Damn
what does say? Yeah? And I gotta leave room for

(01:12:36):
that signature. It's the most important part anyway. Listener, email
from somebody who uh, some employees got fired says they're
great people, they were well liked, but they have some
pretty serious stuff going on. What's pretty serious?

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Maybe medical issues?

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Maybe right? Some think wisdom teece, pretty serious medical issue exactly,
somethink shoulder surgery is pretty serious medical issue. Some don't right,
Maybe divorce, death in the family. This is an interesting text,
want to get fired donate? Do you think that puts

(01:13:18):
you on the radar for donating or participating in a
employee planned severance package? Ex Employees don't get money from
an employer for not working at the established anymore, so
why should the remaining employees contribute? Want money for not working?

(01:13:38):
Get unemployment? Right? Some coleheartedness happening. But that's more than
one text we've gotten of, like too bad.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Sucka right, that's what unemployment.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Is for, exactly. It's exactly what it's for, right, But
it's not you're not getting very much money. No, I
think you get like, uh, I want to say, it's
like at least three quarters of your check, at least
half of what you would normally make. Does it tear
out or do you get the three quarters the whole
time you're getting unemployment? At least in my experience, it's

(01:14:13):
been the whole time, you know, and then it ends
eventually like six months or some job, and then you've
got to restart all over again. This says giving money
to coworkers that were let go does seem a little weird.
If they were fired, that is different than being let go.
If they were let go, why were they As much
as you want to help, most people are not able

(01:14:34):
to fix other issues financially. It's not a burden that
you can't bother yourself with. I'd avoid it another one.
Never never heard of helping fired people. But medical, Yes,
we are donating to a coworker whose kid went to
the hospital with heart problems. That makes sense, Yeah, it does. Yeah,
But if you're already working there, sure, Yeah, exactly. But

(01:14:55):
you've been fired, let go laid off whatever. I never
heard of anybody doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
And I could see that too, Like, okay, so so
and so is fired, but their child is in the
hospital with heart problems, so maybe they're like, should we
put some money together to help with their medical bills
because now his insurance is going to get canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Yeah, would people give you the same courtesy? You would
like to think so, And I think there are some people, Yes,
you'd like to think so. Unfortunately, I think it's more
of a new well. I mean, when Scarlett was in
the hospital with back to your meningitis, they did some
nice things and got some gifts, but nobody collected money.

(01:15:39):
Not that I was asking, right, but nobody. There was
not even an offer for that situation to help you
out with medical bills exactly, which is fine. Again, that's
not a complaint. Don't misinterpret that. What they did was
so awesome and was very spiritually uplifting at a time
when it was pretty dark. So super grateful for that.

(01:16:05):
But nobody offered money, right, no gift cards for food
or anything like that. There's no bill when that quarter
of a million dollar you know, statement showed up. Reasonable answer,
mind your business, don't get involved. You say the fire
group had their issues they were dealing with and those
may have spilled over at work. Nuclear answer time to

(01:16:28):
show some solidarity, take a dump on the boss's desk,
double birds to everyone in management, do big burnouts and
donuts in the parking lot on your way out. Here's
a good one. What would Jesus do? And I'm not
a fan of just you know, the WWJD question, but
in all honesty, what would be the right thing to do? Right?

(01:16:48):
That's really what they're saying. What would Jesus do? Lindsay,
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Sure because I don't know the other situation. I don't
know what they're they're dealing with.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
So Jesus would they be like let them suffer?

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
No? Did they not get a severance package? Do they
have someone in the hospital? Are they dealing with medical?

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Right? But what would Jesus do? Is the question. I
don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
We'll always be kind to others, you know, help or
help is needed, but do But we don't even know
if the people fired need the help?

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Yeah, but we're just talking about Jesus. What would Jesus do?
Does I'm not familiar enough with the Bible. But does
is there a part where Jesus like, do this? But
I don't know, Gimbi give him a loaf of bread
and a fish so they enjoy the sandwiches. I mean,
I think the answer for Jesus, that Jesus part would
be he do something right, going to deep dig deep

(01:17:48):
in his pocket. I got a coin here for I
don't think he'd do what you're doing, but he would
do something I think exactly. Here's some fish and bread,
enjoyed sandwiches. Why did they get fired for friends helping friends,
especially depending on what their say situation is. I'm for
the collection. I've been fired, never got a handout from
anyone either or anyone after. Got a listener email from

(01:18:15):
somebody who's got some coworkers that got fired and says
they were really well liked. Some of them had some
pretty serious stuff going on. Now, if you are remaining,
folks have started collecting money to help them out. I'm
kind of torn about it. On one hand, it's sweet
and that they want to help, but on the other
it feels a little off, like I can't decide if

(01:18:35):
it's misguided or if I'm overthinking it. What do you think?
Is it something I should support or does it seem
like a bit of a weird move. Would love your
take on this, Lindsey.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
I mean, if do whatever you feel in your heart
to do. Really, if you feel comfortable with throwing in
a few dollars into the pot, then go for it.
If you can afford it, do it. It's not a
bad thing to do. Also, if you are personally close
to the people that got fired, maybe you have a

(01:19:07):
close friendship, maybe just call them and ask them how
they're doing or if they need something. That would be
my advice is to just call them if you have
a personal friendship with them. I know when friends of
mine have lost their jobs, I would personally reach out
to them, So that might be your first step.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Gimby, you gotta look out for yourself, bruh. I wouldn't
mess with it. That's just me. I'm not going to
put myself out and not be able to pay a
bill or get food or whatever the case is. Because
you lost your job. You lost your job, not me. Damn, man,
go find another job. You'd be all right. I don't
know about y'all. I don't have a line on them

(01:19:51):
in my budget to donate money, not to stuff like that. Right, Well,
go without your coffee, okay, twenty bucks. I don't know
if that's gonna make a big difference. You just lost
your job. Twenty bucks, ain't gonna make the mortgage payment.

(01:20:13):
Twenty bucks, ain't gonna buy groceries. Maybe to buy a
grocery I don't know. Man, this feels like not real help.
It's pseudo help, right, It's making the people who are
being and donating feel better about themselves. Yeah, just say
what we did something? Right. I've been around plenty of

(01:20:35):
people get fired. Sometimes they handle it well and they
you know, keep communicating and like it's all good. And
I've seen a lot of a lot of people spiral right,
cease relationships. They like this, punish you because you're still employed.
Instead of donating cash, would you buy two weeks worth

(01:21:01):
of groceries for this person? Right? And I say that
because that's actually would help them more than just here's
some cash. All right, at least you're putting food in
there for them families to be able to eat. But
that's dropping one hundred, two hundred dollars. Are you happy
with dropping that kind of cash? I don't know, man.

(01:21:22):
I think that to assume all these people that were
fired to the same personalities might be an air, right,
and some people might be insulted that you're giving them
a gift card for groceries. What you think I can't
I can't provide, right, you think I can't handle this? Right?
But if I give you one hundred dollars, sorry you

(01:21:42):
got fired, here's a hundred bucks. I don't know what
you're using it on. Yeah, you could turn it around
and go straight to the liquor store or straight to
the dispensary, you know, with that money. Well, I think
that if you're gonna be charitable and help out or
want to help people, you can't then question what they
do with it. That's it's a control mechanism. You're absolutely
right if either you're going to be helpful and that's

(01:22:03):
the end of it, and what they do with it
is their responsibility or right you want to be involved
in their life. Someone was said to me, and I
think this makes sense. These are grown adults dealing with
adult stuff. It is what it is. They'll figure it out.
And then I saw this on a movie or on

(01:22:24):
a TV show yesterday and the guy was like, if
I ain't in the drama, I don't want to be
a part of the drama. Truth. And that's kind of
where my take is. When people get fired at jobs,
it almost feels like, and this isn't true, they're in
a sniping tower waiting for the next one. And I

(01:22:44):
don't want to give a reason to be on the
short list. Right, this text year says that you know
you need to hold onto that money. Who's going to
say the second round of firings isn't coming. You may
be the next if the company ain't making money one
hundred percent. That was my next point, Like, when I
see things are getting fired, I start to you know,
rationing things I don't, you know, make it rain. Hey,

(01:23:07):
listen from my high tower. Things are good for me,
but you down there it looks sucks. That's not good.
Here are some cash, best of luck, twenty dollars to
get you through the hour, right, one dinner, two weeks
of groceries for a family of four could be six
hundred dollars. Who has that to donate? Right? And depending

(01:23:28):
on how many people are in the group and left
and how much. Yeah, it just starts to snowball and
what if your relationship wasn't big. Right, A coat worker
hardly warrants me going come over, let me make dinner
for you and the family. Uh. Plus, some people don't

(01:23:51):
like pity, right right? Would Corbin donate if GIMPI or
Lindsay got fired, I'll be no, I wouldn't you. They're adults,
they know what this job is. There is if you
have any job with the thought you're gonna be you
not get fired. I think you live in a fantasy land, right,

(01:24:13):
any job, any job, there's no miss. Now, if I
promised them they wouldn't get fired, and I'm in charge
of them getting fired, maybe there'd be something different there.
I give you my word, you won't get fired. Hey,
by the way, they want to see you in HR.

(01:24:34):
That would be a little bit different. But or maybe
there was like you had just bought I don't know, oh,
cra frusty, I don't know. I might, you know, be like,
don't worry about it here, but I'm not giving you.
And then how much would I give? How much would

(01:24:56):
you expect your coworkers to give you?

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
At least a month's salary? Kidding, I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Okay, Well, let's go with a serious answer.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
I wouldn't expect them to give me anything, but maybe, uh,
let's go to dinner, buy me dinner, buy me drinks,
Let's just go.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Oh, I don't want to go and hear you cry
because I have to go back to work. Right we
were co workers. Come on, just.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
As the sucks?

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Yeah, it does. Right, that doesn't sound fun. How much
can be? Uh? If I was to expect it, it'd
be no more than like twenty bucks, you know, I
think that is a comfortable level that anybody could could
peel off. If I was expecting it, would it be

(01:25:53):
in bad taste? If instead of collecting money, you got
them some sort of gift card for like Men's warehouse,
for a new suit or resume help.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
No, it's not important.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
You're still helping. You're still helping. You're trying to help them,
you know, land the next job. So you think I'm stupid?
Do you think I don't know how to work on
a resume or get a suit? Every little bit helps, right,
I don't know, man, I'm already at my lowest and

(01:26:29):
you don't have confidence that I can do it again.
By the way, why Corbyn asking what about the other two?
On the show. We already know my answer. I know
I wouldn't. Good morning, It's The Big Man Morning Show.

(01:26:54):
Nine one eight four six Oh. KMODE Championship Basketball Star
arts today because it's championship week for men's college of basketball.
Oklahoma State plays at eleven thirty this morning on ESPN
Plus as they're playing up in Kansas City for the
Big twelve Tournament. And then Oklahoma is going to start

(01:27:18):
action on Wednesday that's going to be on the SEC
Network or ESPN as they'll take on Georgia, and I
believe that game is going to be heard right here
on KMOUD. And then Tulsa is an action that looks
like Thursday. Maybe let's see if that's right for them.

(01:27:42):
There it is Thursday. They're in action six pm, six
pm on ESPNU as they take on Temple in the
America Men Basketball Tournament. So Championship week, some awesome basketball
is going to happen in the next two weeks. Yeah,
I think because a lot of Gimby went and had

(01:28:02):
the meeting for his clipping and you set a date yeah,
May eight. Oh that's pretty far out. Actually, yeah, I
try to do it on a Friday. But like we
don't have anything open on a Friday. We can do
it on Thursday May eight, that's aid, Okay, whatever, let's
go ahead do it because I was hoping to have
the weekend to recoup or whatever. Yeah, gotta do is
what you gotta do is And I'm trying to get
this thing done. Bro. I ain't trying to hold it

(01:28:24):
out to another year or so when I can just
have it on a Friday. No, let's let's go ahead
and get it done. I know some people that they
had scheduled his vasectomy and then she got pregnant like
two weeks before. Ain't that something? Ain't that something? Isn't
it ironic? Well, we had no idea. You were having
sex unprotected. What do you mean you had no idea? Hu?

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
And then there's the people whose visectomies don't.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Take very few and get pregnant very few, and you're
supposed to get it checked. Do you know anybody that's
out of his sectomy not work?

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
Yeah? Yeah. My mom's best friend she got pregnant forty four.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
She got a vasectomy.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
No, no, no, her husband did. They were forty four
and he was forty five at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
And when did he get a vasectamy. He was forty
five and got it at forty five.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
Yeah, they were divorced and remarried each other, and they
had grown children, and I think their youngest is now
sixteen years younger than their oldest kids.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
I think, yeah, but they could have gotten knocked up
from like leftover residuals in the chamber, you know what
I mean. The doctor, the PA told me that that's
the possibility. So you got it. Until you get it
tested and find out that they're all dead and not swimming,
then you really be fearful. When I got my vasectomy,
they said come back after whatever duration of time. They
gave me the test the kit and I had to

(01:29:48):
provide a sample for them to go all good. And
then I waited four more weeks, did it again on
my own, paid out of pocket to make just make
sure absolutely. Did you have to mail yours in? No,
they want I had to drop it off. I gotta
mail mine in, which is hilarious. I was told I
had to do it within so many minutes after Really, yeah,

(01:30:09):
they're like, do this thing and you got to clear
your chamber like twenty times or whatever, and then here's
your cup. Fill it up. Provide a sample. You ain't
filling it up, but you know, and then mail it
off and the postage and everything's paid for, you know.
Or you could have gone I could have gone to
the you know whatever hospital and had it done there.
I was like, whatever, mine was the Eurology play like

(01:30:30):
where I had the surgery. I just dropped it off.
Like you go to the front desk and there's some
like whatever girl trying to make it in life, and
you're like, you hand her a brown bag, she knows
what's in it. Oh yeah, oh yeah. They told me, oh,
you're gonna have to mail this off. And the first
thing that came to mind was that that Colon cancer
commercial where you get crap in the box, and I was.

Speaker 9 (01:30:51):
Just thinking that, like mail people handling god knows what.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Right Wild them.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
Wild Minnesota Vikings wasted no time bolstering their roster. On
the first day of free agency. Minnesota resigned Pro Bowl
cornerback Byron Murphy Junior to a three year, sixty six
million dollar contract. Murphy had six interceptions for the Purple
during the twenty twenty four campaign. The team also brought
in free agent center Ryan Kelly on a two year deal.

(01:31:21):
Or eighteen million dollars. Kelly made four Pro Bowls during
his nine year career with the Indianapolis Colts. Finally, the
Vikes also inked former Eagles cornerback Isaiah Rodgers to a
two year, fifteen million dollar deal. The Cowboys are adding
a new piece to their backfield through free agency. ESPN
reports that Dallas is signing veteran running back Javonte Williams

(01:31:43):
to a one year, three million dollar deal. The twenty
four year old has spent the first four seasons of
his NFL career with the Denver Broncos, where he rushed
for five hundred and thirteen yards and four touchdowns in
seventeen games last season. The former second round pick could
be used to re place ric o'doudel, who is currently
a free agent after leading the team in rushing in

(01:32:05):
twenty twenty four, and the Broncos are adding a pair
of experience defensive playmakers and free agency. Denver has agreed
to deals with linebacker Dre Greenlaw and safety to Lono A.
Hufonga on the first day of the legal tampering window.
Hufonga is signing a three year deal worth up to
forty five million dollars that includes twenty million dollars guaranteed

(01:32:29):
at signing. The twenty six year old has played in
just seventeen games across his last two seasons spent with
San Francisco. Green Law is signing a three year, thirty
five million dollar contract. The fellow former forty nine er
has also dealt with injuries throughout his career, missing missing
a combined thirty six game since being drafted in twenty nineteen.

(01:32:49):
And that's your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm me
Lindsia in ninety seven to five KMO.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
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and then what you want to say to eight two
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Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
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Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
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morning Corpin. Hey, today is March eleven? What makes it
three eleven? Which three to eleven is playing at rock
Lahoma and you can get the rest of the lineup.
An your link for tickets to the website the Rockslahoma
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Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
It's due to tell the truth. Time to tell the truth.
This is your opportunity to ask anything you want. Just
remember keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and
don't forget. We can and will pass on a question.
Let's open up the boone lines. Here's Gorbyn in the
gang with all the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
You're gonna need nine six o kmod or you can
text bmms and whatever your question is to eight two
nine four five. Uh. The one I have is if
you could bring back any celebrity that has died to
see more stuff from them, who would it be?

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
Whitney Houston? All right, Lindsey Whitney by far more music?

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
So acting? Oh okay, I said, celebrity. Yeah, I was thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
Acting even I mean she acted too.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
She wasn't a good actue, No she wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
No, she wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
How does she do more than just the bodyguard?

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
Yeah she did, she did. Waiting to expale. And there
was another one, the preacher's wife.

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
I believe, Okay, she always played the same personality kind
of I don't want to say a bitch, but she
had a very stone approach to who she the characters were.
Where about you get oh, Robin Williams all day, every day.

Speaker 8 (01:35:03):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
That guy was so breaking funny and so multi faceted.
I mean, he could play serious roles and did really
well with them. I like him mostly for his funny stuff,
for sure, but he's I think he was a great
actor all the way around, and it was sad to
watch him go, and I'd love to have him back
and do some more stuff. I have a different answer

(01:35:26):
for a like a musician. I was thinking of actor
when I came across this actor. I was gonna pick
Keith Ledger. I feel like we were he was just
hitting his stride and then mac Miller for singing or rapping.
I feel like he was go too soon. Yeah, bmms

(01:35:48):
and whatever it is you want to ask to eight
two nine for me, said Chris Farley. Prince. I don't know.
I feel like we saw Prince like that ship sailed like. Yeah,
he wasn't hitting his stride. He still did good stuff.
But we have a I feel we got a pretty
good Prince catalog.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Oh yeah, John Candy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
Chris Farley, somebody said, and I'm like, again, maybe if
we would have seen him delve into like serious roles, right,
but can you really see Farley as a serious actor?

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
Not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
I couldn't know, But that might be what's so could
be so great about his acting? Right, maybe if he
could be that guy Phil Hartman, John Candy again, I
feel like, yeah, sure, yeah, I mean, any of them
were gonna say, You're gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Like, yeah, yeah, they were great.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Phil Hartman, You're right. He was just good for television,
was he. He wasn't in any movies though. I don't
think he was. He was like Jim Carrey, like he
was always that person. Eh, you're like, yeah, goad, here's
Phil Harmon again. He was funny. He did great with
the Beef fifty two. It wasn't ntil last week. He

(01:37:03):
didn't realize he wasn't Buster point exter right.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
Britney Murphy, she did a lot of like rom coms,
but then she did that one more of a thriller
with Michael Douglass and she I mean, who knows what
she really died from?

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
She no, they know what she died from. Yeah, it
was a mold mold there was a mold and yeah,
the landlord didn't clean it up. That's why her and
her husband died. Also, she had a pill problem. Right,
what's terrible? You'd think, you know, an ass celebrity actor, actress.
They would be living in like, you know, decent. I

(01:37:43):
want to say, pristine conditions. Yeah, you know here they
are living in a in a house or apartment or
whatever that covered with mold. I like this question. If
you could live anywhere in the world, but it had
to be in a treehouse, where would you choose. Oh, yeah,
in a treehouse probably, Uh, Colorado somewhere. Have you ever

(01:38:08):
been to Colorado? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
Yeah, we used to go to Winter Park a lot.
I've been to Durango beautiful there as well, but we
used to ski in winter Park. Yeah, it's it's a beautiful,
beautiful area, expensive but beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
I'll make it like Hawaii or like the Bahamas or Jamaica,
something tropical, tropical island of sorts. Yeah. I feel like
there's a wrong answer here. No Tuloom came to mind, Kansas, Uh, Wyoming, Montente.
I don't think South Dakota's a good answer.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
The wind's pretty crazy, and I think Hawaii is a
great answer. There's downfalls maybe of each of them, right,
but Hawaii there's no hurricane. But you're in kind of
a jungle scenario, which not how great that is. I
was gonna say, like the Amazon rainforest, but then I'm
just like, oh, the humidity and the poisonous animals, the bugs. Yeah, yeah,

(01:39:14):
I think I'm out on that. Yeah, so just put
me up on the beach close to it. That's why
I like the tolloon makes sense. It's cool enough. You're
gonna be near the ocean. They have resorts that are
in treehouses, right, and they're like supposed to be very bohemian. Yeah,
no air conditioning. Oh god that you have plumbing for

(01:39:36):
a toilet and some water. But they are a little
I mean they're you're in a tree, but you're overlooking
the ocean. Uh huh no. Thanks. Yeah, I'm going on vacation,
especially if I'm paying a lot of money. It's gonna
be nice. Yeah, real nice. Last movie you streamed, you

(01:39:57):
were present pleasantly surprised by watched Hugh Grant and heretic
what is it? Heretic? Last night. I gave it a
seven out of ten. That is the movie where he
is an old man. He plays very creepy person answers
the door and these kids are Mormons, you know, would
you like to learn more about not Mormons, Jehovah's thank you,

(01:40:20):
Jehovah's witnesses or they imply that, and uh, he has
to make them pick a door and he's really creepy.
Last movie you streamed? You watched? That was really good, lindsay, Hmmm, what.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
Did we watch recently?

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Gotta think, skip me come back, I don't. I gotta
look up what we've watched recent.

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
No skipping, there's no skipping. Maybe there isn't one.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
You know what I did watch? What was it? Pauline
or paul What the hell was the that movie it?

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
I couldn't even tell you the name of the actress.
I have no idea. It was a thriller. It was
a scary movie.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, Yes, so good. That's a good series
of movies right there, because there's three of them in
the series. Maxine is is all right?

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Which one came first?

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Pearl came first, watch.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
That and then watched Maxine. I thought they were both fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
GIMPI Sasquatch Sunset.

Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
Lies.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
Uh. I don't watch a lot of movies, and when
I do, their kids movies, so probably, like I don't know,
sound A three or something. Okay, leedsie real quick with
the Pearl thing. It was X was the original, that
was the very first one in the series, and then
Pearl and then Maxine.

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Okay, well then it was Pearl an X that I've seen.
I haven't seen Maxine yet.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Yeah, Maxine's been out for a while. Yes, it's out
and it's on demand, and it's all right. It doesn't
really compare really to X and to Pearl, but it
ties it together and makes it all kind of makes sense. Okay,
but that's a twisted series of movies. If you haven't
watched any of them, you need to watch them. Would
you rather have to sprint everywhere or always talk in

(01:42:25):
a whisper?

Speaker 6 (01:42:26):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
I think I'd rather sprint everywhere. At least then you're
burning calories. But I cannot stand. I have a hard
time hearing anyway, so I can only imagine how annoying
that would be if someone always had to say, what.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Gimby? I get winded on a brisk walk, So I
don't want a whisper. I'm picking whispering because then I
can be real selective of what I ever say. I
don't have to talk as much. Nice gelt to sit
and listen, and when I really have something to say,

(01:43:05):
people will listen to it. And I don't want to
run everywhere. That would be awkward in a hospital or
in the Mall right, if I had to go to
the bathroom and I get got up and ran out
of here, you got to sprints out of here? Run
you got a sprint? Yeah, well, thank you. Would you
rather live in a mansion with no Wi Fi or

(01:43:27):
a tiny house with perfect Internet?

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
A mansion with no Wi Fi? Why not a tiny house?
I've lived in one, and it's very hard with three kids.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
I think a tiny house are the refferm to like
the little tiny houses they attached to the back of
a car and taking places type a tiny house, I
think it's just a small or just like a thousand
square foot home, gimp. I already live in a tiny
house with perfect internet, thanks Cox, So I'm gonna stick
with that one. I listen, I got a game, man,
I gotta play the PlayStation, and you can't do that

(01:44:05):
in a mansion with no Wi Fi. I was trying
to figure out, like, what makes a house a mansion?
So a mansion five thousand square feet are more? Oh wow, Okay,
some say eight thousand square feet. I don't want a
house that big. It's lots clean and to fill with stuff. Right,

(01:44:29):
some rooms are just empty and you wouldn't have great
WiFi anyway. And how's that, bige, you get your boosters,
your WiFi boosters. Yeah, I'm good with the tiny house
of perfect internet. I need my internet. Going dry on
the internet is not an easy thing to do in

(01:44:52):
the modern era. They were still alive, Mary Bang kill
Chris Cornell. If they were all still alive, Mary Bank
killed Chris Cornell, Lane Staley, Eddie Vedder God horrible choices.

Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
Yeah, uh, I'd marry Chris Cornell. He's the best looking,
and i'd m oh, goodness, gracious, I'd bang Eddie and
kill Lane. I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
Any context, Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Eddie. I feel like he would probably just have the
most fun in bed. Maybe I don't know, but Chris definitely.
He's got great hair, had great hair, and he I
think he was probably the youngest, right Chris Cornell.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Yeah, well, one of them still alive.

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Well I think right, okay. Chris Cornell though, was definitely
the best looking. That's who I was gonna marry and
bang him whenever I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
So yeah, gimbi. Yeah. With Eddie Vedder still alive, I'm
going to marry him, okay, because we could still enjoy
a life together and he got money. I'm banging Chris Cornell.
Lindsay said it. He is the best looking one out
of all of them. And Lane Staley he's just a

(01:46:30):
mess and not very attractive looking at all whatsoever. So sorry,
you gotta die again. I'm going purely off net worth.
So I will definitely kill Lane Staley. I will I
will marry Eddie Vedder and then I'll bang Chris Cornell.

(01:46:53):
There you go, because Eddie Vedder's got the most net
worth right. This is an interesting question. If he came
to the studio early one morning and discovered an A
list celebrity having a mental health drug freak out, would
you call the cops or try to wrangle them into
being on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
Definitely try to wrangle them into being on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:47:19):
Absolute GIMPI Yeah, I'm wrangling I'm into being on the show.
I don't want to deal with the police at four
o'clock in the morning, and then I gotta go all
the way downstairs let the police in, all right, and
by that time we don't know what this a less
celebrity is doing. While I've left them alone long enough

(01:47:41):
to let the police in, they could come in here
and take a ham or smash everything up. I think
it's best if I just sit with them, talk to them,
let them get it all out, and then we'll have
them on the show for a good time. You got
you both did something interesting. I just assume they'd be outside, Okay,
I didn't assume they'd be in the building, like in
our studios or on our floor. Well, it said if

(01:48:04):
you came into the studio. I think they meant the building,
but you could be right. If somebody's having a mental crisis,
a visually mental crisis, I'm getting them help. I'm not
I'm gonna do if I know they're having a mental crisis.
If I see a list celebrity Brad Pitt pulling his hair,

(01:48:31):
I don't even know what a mental crisis would look like, crying,
rocking in the corner. F c's all, dude. If he's
got feces all of him. He's definitely not coming in
the studio. If I showed up and Kibby was like, yo,
George Clooney was outside having a crazy freak out, he's

(01:48:56):
in the studio, I'm like what. And if I and
he smelled, I'd be like him out of here. He
can sit in there with you.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
What if it's John Cena.

Speaker 3 (01:49:06):
I don't know why that would be better.

Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
Well, it's got a lot going on for him right now.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
I think they're a list celebrities. They all have a
lot going on for them. What if it was Galgado
and yeah, yeah, no, bring your fine sticky ess all
in here. Come on, you ain't fine.

Speaker 9 (01:49:27):
We ain't washing nobody up where God sinks bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:49:32):
I'm not washing anybody up.

Speaker 4 (01:49:34):
We'll talk about things. Give you some help.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
I ain't washing fecal matter off somebody I'm not related
to at all.

Speaker 4 (01:49:46):
Yeah, here's some chlorox wife, right.

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
And have you ever tried to talk to somebody having
a mental episode? I don't think you two either are
either one of you guys are having a mental episode.
Sometimes it's hard talk to you two. So what do
you think it would be like with them crazy and
you go, hey, I got Gal Gadot here. They're gonna
be like who e and George Clooney having a mental breakdown.

(01:50:16):
You're like, ah, okay, Now, if there's a celebrity here
who maybe they're trying to find themselves and probably could
be diagnosed as having a mental breakdown, and they're like,
I want to come on your show. I would like
to visit your show. I would probably be like, yeah,

(01:50:37):
that sounds fun. Sure, still start rubbing duty if you Yeah,
but if you're you know, you look like you haven't
showered in a week, and your face is dirt and
your hair's all rated up. Ah cout birds living in
it with stuff. Young Corbyn yes, Older corbyin No, that's

(01:50:57):
not something I'm interested in dealing with. What about you
can DJ any station of any genre for four hours
without your co hosts, or you must do an eight
hour talk radio show with your co host What are

(01:51:22):
you picking?

Speaker 4 (01:51:25):
Probably like a top forty station by myself.

Speaker 3 (01:51:29):
Yeah kay, yeah, that's easy, GIMPI I think I could
pull eight hours with you guys. I mean I do
twenty eight every year, right, once a year or so?
I mean, what's what's eight hours. What's what's double what
we already do? It's fun, right, the listeners would like it. Yeah, sure,

(01:51:50):
with four hours on any station, any genre playing music.
But eh, give me the eight hours with you suckers. Yeah,
I'm picking eight hours. Share the workload. Man, you're right,
we do twenty eight hours. Eight eight a thing. Man,
We do four every day. Do four more. By the way,

(01:52:12):
don't say this too loud, because right we might be
hearing your drive home. All right, we we gotta take
gotta take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (01:52:24):
Elsa's Morning Show, The Big Bad Boarding Show. The assault
continues the next ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (01:52:50):
Good Morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. So I
had a something else playing and then I saw this.
I had something plane called Oh God, but this has
got my attention. So Tool was doing this Tool and
the Sand Festival. Have you heard about this? And it
was a concert festival of Tool and it was going

(01:53:13):
to happen in the Dominican Republic, first one they'd ever done.
And tickets were a little different. They weren't like you
buy a ticket, your ticket included a hotel package, and
it was per person, and the cheapest one was five

(01:53:33):
and seventy five dollars. Wow. Again, that is per person
that you would have to pay, and I think food
and drink was included in that as well. That's still
a lot that doesn't include the plane ticket to get
to the Dominican And now it's coming out that the

(01:53:56):
show was really bad that people booed them. They played
a variety of songs of March seventh from the discography
from schizem steinkfist Vicarious. It appears that during the second

(01:54:17):
set the following night, fans were not impressed by what
the band did. After having promised fans two unique sets,
the band did not break out an entirely different set
list on the second night, leaving some fans annoyed. During
the second headlining slot, Tool only played nine songs. It
was some of this which, by the way, that lasted

(01:54:38):
nine hours, some of the songs being repeats from the
night before, which caused the fans to boo. One fan
recounted his experience said, Tool plays an epic show in
the Dominican Republic, asking fans to fly there for three
nights of music, with two nights of Tool as the headliner.
The show was super expensive and we thought we were

(01:55:01):
gonna get great music. Another one, Tool planned to play
an hour and a half each night. The first night
didn't disappoint many great songs and fans were dying that
were dying to hear. Second night started with a surprise.
As far as I know, I could not purchase tickets
to one night of the show, meaning that everyone here
was here for two nights hoping to see an epic
no repeat set. Another one, why fly to the Dominican

(01:55:26):
Republic on a three night ticket to watch an hour
of repeat songs from the night before. Not sure what
to say, but this was a very disappointing show, especially
for the cost to pay to see a show, and
it turned out to be two of the same shows.
Was a major bummer. I'll never pay to see them again,
which is very disappointing. Another one blamed the band's frontman
and their guitarist for the unsatisfactory sets. Quote. I can't

(01:55:50):
believe people are just now figuring out that Maynard and
Adam are not cool, not like the troll interviews. Not cool.
They are true money grubbing, rich assholes. They do not
care about you. I'm so glad I got my Tool
tattoo covered up. The only way that sentence could end it,

(01:56:11):
that little story could end it better. Uh. And I'm
looking at the set lists on the two nights. Firinoculum
is on there, O, Rosetta, Stoned Numah yeah, John B. Yeah.

(01:56:36):
I mean they didn't play Schism two nights in a row? Right?
Are they just saying that because they all sound the
same people getting confused paint? Maybe? No? I mean they
definitely there should not be repeats. I agree with that
there should not be repeats when it comes to what

(01:56:57):
they're what they're gonna play. You're gonna play two nights
in a row. But I want to know who else
was on the bill, right because Okay, okay, yeah sure,
tool Coheden, Cambria kings X Okay, yeah. Five thousand dollars though,

(01:57:19):
yeah right, So okay, so if one person books the room,
it's five thousand. It's two people book the room, it's
twenty five hundred per person. Okay, four people book the room,
it's two thousand and forty four dollars per person. So
like you can break it down a little bit better, right,
you're paying you, they're getting there five thousand regardless, yes, right,

(01:57:43):
So okay, Still though that's ridiculous. I agree, But I
mean you're you're also you're in the Dominican. You're in
a decent hotel. I imagine. I'd like to think, right,
I like to think that. I don't think that they're
gonna put them up, you know, in in in a
hooker hotel. Maybe maybe not, who knows. And like you said,
I don't know if there was food and drink provided,

(01:58:04):
but if there was, I think you get your money's worth,
is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, you go to
a festival, this is what you take a chance doing.
And I bet the number of people that were die
hard Tool fans and not people, you know what I mean, Like,

(01:58:26):
if you're it is probably not logical. They probably took
advantage of a certain class of people. Right, Very few
people have three thousand, four thousand dollars to spend on
a trip like that, I think. Yeah, the hotels are
at the hard Rock and the Royalton resorts, so those

(01:58:50):
are pretty decent hopes. I've stayed at the Royalton and
the Dominican. It's fine. Yeah, it's nice, pretty big resort. Yeah,
so you're you're getting east decent accommodations. Yeah, but to be.
When you go to a festival, you take a giant gamble.
I think that's why I got tired of going to festivals,

(01:59:14):
because it's just you don't know what to expect. I'll
give you an example. So, like I love south By
Southwest Music Festival. I went for like twelve years straight. Wow,
and it's a good time. It's spring break down in Austin,
so the university's not there and then there's bands just
playing everywhere and it was awesome. I got introduced to
a lot of bands I probably never would have been

(01:59:35):
exposed to. I saw bands in cool little venues, did
things to see bands that are not unique scenarios, and overall,
for me, I got tired of it because there was
just no like the promise of seeing a band might
not happen. Oh good, and it just became exhausting. You

(01:59:59):
do all that, you try to, you save money, you
do this, you go NonStop seeing bands, and then you're like, oh,
I'm gonna go stay up till two am because I
heard Jack White is gonna play a show in a
Lululemon store. I don't know, weird, but yeah, yes, because

(02:00:23):
that's what happens in it and then you go, yeah,
and then you go and you wait and nothing happens.
But again, you take that chance. How many times have
artists been slated to play Rock Klahoma but something happens
and they end up having to cancel it short notice?
That's different. I think that's different. And it's different because

(02:00:45):
a lot of the things like what I just described,
which was completely ridiculous, happened that way in the moment.
You get there and you're like, hey, I hear beck
is doing a surprise show at the Ramata in Piano Bar.
Yeah I'm not that's not a joke. Things like that
would happen. Yeah, and you're like okay, and then you

(02:01:05):
go And maybe I just got caught up in all
the stuff, right, but I just was like, that's enough.
We get it. Sometimes people grow out of that sort
of thing, you know, it is what it is. The
two I went to a couple of big music festivals
like in Fields, not Rockklahoma, and I was just tired
of being muddy, right, I'm just being honest. I got

(02:01:25):
tired of being muddy. But the fun thing about this is, like,
you know what, You're in the Dominican Republic, and if
you don't like the festival that's going on. Just go
find something else to do. I'm sure there's plenty around
there for you to do. You don't have to stick
at the festival. I don't disagree with what you're saying.

(02:01:46):
At the worst case scenario, you're in the Dominican Republic, absolutely,
and you're in a decent resort, all inclusive, all inclusive,
yummy food. Yes, So go back to your room, get
some rooms, sir, shut the f up and go on
about your business. Uh. What I remember about the Royalton
that I stayed at, I don't know if it was

(02:02:07):
that one, because I've stated a couple of them. They
had a sports bar in it and the best poutine
I've ever had for the and for those who know,
that's French fries and gravy and cheese carts. Oh team
not tang got it. It was awesome, and the beer worked.

(02:02:28):
And we had a swim out room so you can
swim out like you go out of the door and
boom your pools right there and the serving staff comes
to your pool. Yes, you know. So the festival sucks.
So tool played the same kind of songs as they
did the night before. Go back to your room and
enjoy a beverage and some poolside. You might still be

(02:02:50):
able to even hear the festival going on from where
you're at well, and then you gotta worry about trying
to get out or standing in line waiting for a
drink or something. Hey, listen, Expectations is what builds disappointment,
all right. So if you had an expectation it was
gonna be something else and you're disappointed, that's on you,

(02:03:12):
all right. We got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (02:03:14):
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Speaker 3 (02:03:31):
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Speaker 4 (02:03:44):
I learned that Corbyn went to a music festival and
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Speaker 3 (02:03:54):
Your move liver, give me what'd you learn today? I
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get the nerds all riled up. And I also learn
if I come into work and gal Gado is covered
in duty. I am definitely giving her a little hand.
I learned you thinking none of us are having mental breakdowns.

(02:04:15):
And I also learned that I'm naked, I'm dancing. Arrest me.
It's Corbyn say those are the same thing. By the way,
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Speaker 8 (02:05:00):
These soldiers have sacrifice. Did the big med morning shows
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Speaker 3 (02:05:05):
They are total douchebag, little in complete douchebag.

Speaker 8 (02:05:09):
We honor and respect you.

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God bless Rock and Roll, I blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 8 (02:05:18):
We try a boy.

Speaker 3 (02:05:34):
I got an email when we were talking about mailing
little gimpies in the mail. Yeah, your specimens for testing
and they said, this is this is wild because I
have this whole new respect for mailman. Are male people?
If this person is talking about d and d no, no,

(02:05:55):
that's not it. I'll come back to that because that's
also really entertaining. Uh, I guess I've lost it. But
they said that their friend worked did sculptures or face
recreations for FBI, and they would occasionally get heads in
the mail. Yeah, he composed heads. How messed up? Is
that right? That you're mailing a head in the mail? Yeah?

(02:06:20):
Is that something you should just pick up? Like drive
wherever it is, just pick it up yourself as opposed
to it, because what if it's in Massachusetts and this
sculptist is in Tulsa, You're gonna make them drive all
the way or fly. I think where I'm at it
with it is that it's someone's father, son, child, friend, brother,

(02:06:40):
grandpa like something. Yeah, And I would hope that it
would be treated with a little bit more respect than
thirty seven cents. Maybe, So I don't think that the
carriers are going to be treating it like Jim Carey
and Ace van Tura. I hear you. I've watched male carriers.

(02:07:01):
I don't want that job. It's not easy, huh. But
I've seen male carriers not treat mail well. So right, maybe,
so if they do that, person's dead, and that person
who was once somebody's father, brother, you know, dad, whatever,
it's no longer them. It's just it's just a body

(02:07:22):
at this point. The personality is gone, the soul's gone.
It's just it's just a shell. So then you're for
people that have sex with dead bodies, then that shouldn't
be a big deal. That's what you want to do.
It ain't for me, but you know, fuck whatever, dude,
I'm just saying like, there's no real harm in that,
is what I'm mean, because they're not real. You're absolutely right. Yeah, yeah, Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:07:44):
It's fucking weird. It is, but it doesn't affect my.

Speaker 3 (02:07:47):
Life exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:07:49):
Yeah, I'm not going to be your friend.

Speaker 3 (02:07:52):
I'm of the belief it does affect my life because
we have morals and values, and when you let those slip,
then that becomes a stan like you're condoning it. Being
complicit with something makes makes like you're okay with it. Yeah,
until they start fucking my dead mother. What is your thing?
Some things I didn't know you can apparently you can
mail like a potato, just a single potato. Yeah, if

(02:08:15):
it's got you know, postage on it and everything. All
like without putting it in like an envelope or anyway.
So just slap a stamp on that bitch and send
it through the mail. Yeah, that's fun. You should do that,
but just to see what kind of condition it shows up,
and that's fun. I like that. Somebody said, a three

(02:08:36):
foot black dildo. Again, if it's got postage on it, Yeah,
it works. Coconuts okay to go with the three foot
black dildo. No, these are separate, but it have to
be again, it has to have the appropriate Yeah postage too.
You're gonna have to have the stamp a fixed somehow. Yeah.

(02:08:58):
Uh this as we had a package leaking water that
said live fish and while it was leaking, a small
fish fell out and flopped on the ground. Yeah. Every
now and then we come across packages cremated remains. That
didn't surprise me Anny. People stuffing hair in business reply

(02:09:20):
envelopes going to credit card companies is somewhat common. Occasionally
we get somebody pooping in an envelope sending it. Yeah,
I could see that. Somebody trying to, you know, stick
it to the man. You are sticking it to the man,
you know, you're doing that whole colon check thing and
you shit a box and send it through. But let's

(02:09:41):
play that out like you're you, You're mad at Bob's drywall,
and you're gonna send shit to Bob's drywall. You're punishing
a bunch of people that have nothing to do with
it before. Bob may not even ever see it, and
probably not. When I was working at the Ford place
before I got here and the warehouse they had returns
or whatever, and somebody had returned apart. I guess it

(02:10:04):
was a disgruntled mechanic or some shit. But they shited
the box and sent it back to us. And is
that criminal? It should be. It should be fucking old
George back here, George fucking just just going through fucking
opening boxes, you know, because you got to open it
up and see if that's the actual part what it is.

(02:10:24):
You got to cross red blah blah blah and uh
fucking showing up. Man, there's a there's a big, old
fucking hunky turd in the box. I laughed. I it
sucked for George that had to deal with it, And
of course he got the manager and the you know,
what do we do about this? And I don't know
what they did about it. But but yeah, it sucks,

(02:10:45):
but it's it's fucking hilarious. Kay. So I don't know
if this is true. This says yes, Mailing feces to
someone is a crime. What's the charge? A couple options here.
Biological hazard, human or animal waste is considered hazardous materials
and a to send through the mail under USPS regulations
unless notarized. Not notarized like uh like a notary like

(02:11:08):
noted that it's for that right harassment and stalking laws.
If you send it to annoy, harass, or intimidate someone,
it could be a criminal offense. Okay, that makes sense.
Health and safety violations mailing biohazardous materials can lead to
fines or even jail time, depending on local laws. And
tampering with mail. If it leaks, damages other mail, or

(02:11:29):
causes postal workers to report it, you could face additional charges.
You would think you would think as a mail carrier,
you'd you'd smell it through the box, right, I just
assume it's in a box. Shitting in an envelope seems
a little weird, but either way, added, I figure you
would still smell it regardless. Be like, man, this package

(02:11:52):
really smells like shit, you know what's going on? Yeah,
you know, maybe squeeze it or whatever to find out
what what what the fuck is that?

Speaker 4 (02:12:00):
I think it would be funnier to just if you're
going to try to mail something that's you know, a
prank or whatever, just get that fart spray and then just.

Speaker 3 (02:12:09):
Yeah, have you seen have you seen? Have you seen
the video of the guy with the fart spray going
up to people in inflatable characters and spraying it right
in the fan? Yeah? Yeah, and then they try to
get out, they try to chase them. Yeah. What do
you think the penalty is for hazardous materials sent through

(02:12:30):
the US mail? What do you think?

Speaker 4 (02:12:34):
Some jail time? Probably up to a year and a
ten thousand dollars fine.

Speaker 3 (02:12:39):
I was going to say at least six months jail.
At least six months jail time. I'm sure there's and
or fine involved. This says finds up two quarter of
a million dollars up to a year in jail, don't
you And then tampering with mail? What do you think
the penalty is for that?

Speaker 4 (02:12:55):
Tampering? Another year in prison and uh twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:13:02):
Fine five to ten years in prison with one hundred
thousand dollars. Fine. This is a hairy one because if
it damages other mail or causes issue for postal workers,
you can get popped for tampering with the mail and
you can go up to jail for five years. Yeah.
Oh yeah, they take the mail seriously for whatever silly
fucking reason. I don't think it's a silly reason. I

(02:13:24):
think there needed to be a clear we're not gonna
let you f round and find out. I wonder how
many people fucked around before they're like, hey, okay, we
gotta do something about this. I often think about stuff
like that, like how many children died in a five
gallon bucket before they decided to put a label on
it and said, hey, watch out, Or how many children

(02:13:45):
died from playing with a Walmart sack before they're like,
we should put a warning on here, and you know,
at least tell the people not to let their kid
play with this stem. Yeah. I mean, I think you're right,
it is a little They are pretty severe. I think
this is the way it should be for a lot
of crimes. It should be massive, right, It should make

(02:14:07):
you go damn. It would deter people from doing that
sort of thing. Whatever it is, you want to make
people no longer speed, make the fine insane absolutely quarter
of a million dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:14:19):
Right, lose your license forever.

Speaker 3 (02:14:22):
Yeah, that shit's fucking and that would make me go, okay,
I'll slow down a little bit. It should be I
don't want to do that. Yeah, you could still drive.
But if you get caught and you go to jeff
for like ten years, right, what are you in for murder?
What are you in for speeding? I was trying to
find the origin, the origin for why we have those laws.

(02:14:44):
It just explained to me the laws, like I'm aware
that we have severe penalties, right, but why do we
have severe penalties? Was people just mailing fucking heads in
the mail, yeah, know, to their enemies. Maybe the like
the Pony Express robbery and things like that was the cause,
like to try and okay stop that type of thing

(02:15:07):
because it was so rampant. Okay, Yeah, I had a
great uncle that worked for the Pony Express. That's cool. Yeah,
but it wasn't like back in the day where they
actually rode ponies. I mean he was still delivery guy
driving his truck or whatever. But I can still say
I had a great uncle that worked for the Pony Express. Right,
the actual pony Party was only one part of the
Pony Express. There were still local offices, right, just express post.

(02:15:29):
A little Act of seventeen ninety two made it a
federal crime to steal her tamper with mail. The government
saw the mail system as essential for communication and commerce,
so crimes against it were treated seriously. Isn't that unique?
It's so interesting because we have things were like, whoa,
this is gonna be a big deal. Let's protect it
and the Internet. They're like they need no help whatever,
be willy nilly. In the eighteen hundred, stealing mail became

(02:15:52):
a punishable offense, with public whippings or imprisonment public whippons.
The Comstock Laws made it illegal to mail obscene material,
showing the government's control over the mail. What is deemed obscene?
I mean back then a woman wearing pants right, showing
and putting your hands in your pocket. But now you

(02:16:12):
can fucking mail a three foot deck with you know,
out any kind of package wrapping around it. You know
that's not obscene. You know, poor fucking mail guys got
to get that floppy son of a bitch out and
shove it into your fucking mailbox or your mail slot,
whichever one you may have, right, just saying uh. This
says that it is deemed a government protected services service

(02:16:36):
and crimes against it are considered attacks on the national infrastructure,
because that makes sense. It is government affiliated. Okay, so
I'm on board with that. That makes sense, you know,
but not a lot of you know, shitting in boxesn't
sitting there like we gotta do something about this, right,
and now they promoted on the TV, absolutely you should

(02:16:57):
shot in a box, mail it in. I think the
mailman is like, god, damn, yeah, can we cut that out?
We should ask the guy that we see all the time,
like how many boxes for colorectal cancer do you get?
I don't know if he would know, because I think
he he looks like just strictly like commercial. No, he's

(02:17:19):
gotta got residential stuff. Yeah, yeah, well maybe we would
have to ask him then because we've talked about it
and he plans this stop based on the weather. Okay,
And we're talking about the mailman we see in the lobby, right,
nobody knows is that his name? I just mailman?

Speaker 4 (02:17:38):
Of course he's been in this buildings forever. Yeah, since
when I was in this building before. Okay, so yeah,
forever he's been here.

Speaker 3 (02:17:48):
Did you know his name then or okay, of course
she did, That's probably why she remembers it.

Speaker 4 (02:17:53):
And from when I worked in the other building across
the street he was there too, so no one from
there as well.

Speaker 3 (02:18:00):
That's a good question. He's super nice, he's a great guy.
If he's out there when I go smoking dime, maybe
I'll ask him how many boxes or ship do you
have to pick up?

Speaker 4 (02:18:08):
And do you know that that's what it is?

Speaker 3 (02:18:10):
Or do you get weird? Do you do weird things?
Like what what's the weird thing? Because we don't want
to know the personal man, some people share what's the
weird thing you get in the mail? Like you've seen
is it noted when it's correctal cancer type? Right? Right?
You would think something like that would be a little
more discreete. Just a plain brown box, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:18:34):
Goes to a special department, right, It's.

Speaker 3 (02:18:35):
Just got a label on it that says, you know,
you know, Peterman Labs or whatever you know, right, So
you don't know that it's ship in a box. You
just know it's you, dude, Just like the male man
knows when you're getting the Playboy right, that piece of
plastic that it's sitting in, that plastic sleeve. That's all
black magazine. I can see the cover except this one.

(02:18:59):
He ain't stupid. No, this is a really funny one.
When we were talking about D and D. If this
person is talking about D and D, you're talking about
something that has only recently become acceptable to play. So
this group probably had zero tolerance as an adult to
be talked about or made fun of. Your best bet
is to throw yourself on their mercy and give home

(02:19:21):
till it blows over. Now. I did some investigating because
this feels like a really wild fucking take. Though they
are correct that D and D people got made fun
of and still do. Yeah, my whole segment out of it.
It was only in the eighties when it wasn't acceptable
because it was seen as satanic, right, and now fifty

(02:19:42):
million people have been playing it since the early two thousands,
So I don't know what you mean acceptable. It seems
pretty wildly acceptable, I think. So. I never got into it,
but that's just me. My little brother did, okay, and
that's about as far as I can get. You unless
I read it wrong, So let me read it again.

(02:20:03):
Maybe it was I read it incorrect. I'm going to
pick it up because I'm not going to read the
whole thing about something that have only recently become acceptable.
Maybe they're in it, well, twenty five years that is
relatively recent. I mean people do stuff like that to

(02:20:24):
try and gain No recent that is it not one
hundred years ago? Yes, but it has been longer acceptable
than the duration of time it was in question, right,
So therefore you can't use it like it's only that
you you went through. It isn't slavery, right, It isn't

(02:20:45):
you can't go We went through years and decades of it, right,
decades of oppression for yes, it feels.

Speaker 9 (02:20:55):
Really really over the top dramatic level for warlock.

Speaker 3 (02:21:01):
Eh, the person probably got scorned and hurt, you know,
people making fun of them, and they're like, I am
going to fire off an email right now. Yeah, I
don't let them know how I feel. I saw a
thing today and it said, if you're not in high
school anymore, it doesn't matter if people make fun of you. Sure,
you're absolutely right, it really shouldn't even matter in high school.
But for whatever reason, it fucking does. I try to

(02:21:22):
figure it out in middle school. Yeah, middle schoolers or assholes. Yeah,
I'm just saying, but yeah, as an adult, you shouldn't
worry about all that. No, people still do, if you'll
still do Listen, I like scented candles. If that bothers you,
it's one of my favorite things to say. I hope
you and your therapist can work that out, because that
doesn't have anything to do with me. Don't worry about

(02:21:43):
me and what I do in my weird habits, but
we do. Yeah, I mean, even politically, we worry about
other people's habits. Well, yeah, because nobody wants to be judged,
even though everybody judges everyone all the time. No, I'm saying,
we put our nose in things that have nothing to
do thus, right, Okay, that attitude I agree with, Like

(02:22:04):
whatever I do on my own ain't none of your business,
but that we don't let that happen. We don't follow
those guidelines across the board. Just don't tell them what
you do when you'll be all right, who cures? If
you like to smell dirty diapers? True thing, but this
is America. If I want to smell dirty diapers, isn't
this the land of the free and the home of

(02:22:24):
the brave. Like to step forward and say that I
like the smell. I want to be a human diaper Genie.
Oh gosh again, kind of going back to fucking dead bodies.
A little weird, but if that's what you want to do,
have about it. Yeah. I think there's a giantly between

(02:22:44):
smelling poop and fornicating with a corpse. That's just me though.

Speaker 4 (02:22:51):
The smelling poop obsession is kind of like when people
have the urge to eat things like cotton that pika.

Speaker 3 (02:23:01):
Dirt, pika disease or or some shit like that. I
don't think those are the same. I don't think smelling
farts has to do with pika. Maybe it does, but
that's what it reminds me of. Okay, well that doesn't
make it that though, But weird but weird things.

Speaker 4 (02:23:16):
People just have it like that.

Speaker 3 (02:23:18):
I I don't like the taste of lead and a pencil,
but you know some people do, right, But like, I
don't think it's because you think it's weird, because I
don't think eating ocre is normal. That doesn't make people
that eat okra have piica. No, because Okra is an
actual food. You know, when you start eating paper towels,

(02:23:39):
that's when you got the issue. Okay. Picka is an
eating disorder. Eating disorder not smelling when a person compulsively
eats non food items that have no nutritional value. This
can include things like dirt, clay, chalk, ice, paper, hair,
or soap. It has to last for at least one
month and isn't part of a cultural or develop mental norm.

(02:24:01):
It's common in children, pregnant women, and people with nutrient
deficiencies like iron and zinc. Can me linked to mental
health OCD, autism, medical issues like anemia. Eating non food
items can lead to serious health problems like poisoning, intestinal blockages,
or infections. Okay, I was wondering if there was a

(02:24:23):
disorder when it comes to, you know, smelling things, it says.
The old factory reference disorder, also known as the old
factory referenced syndrome, is a mental health condition characterized by
a persistent, distressing preoccupation with the belief that one emits
a foul or offensive body odor, even though others don't.

(02:24:44):
Say Okay, so that's just thinking that you smell bad
when you really don't. That's what I picked up on that. Yeah,
I need a disorder where it's like I like to
smell weird shit sometimes actual shit. There's once a woman
that ate an entire car, an entire car. Yeah, she
ate glass, rubber and metal parts. They discovered large amounts

(02:25:05):
of metal in her stomach. Okay, how big a car
are we talking about? Is it's like a Han, a
Civic or French. So it's had to have been like
a Renault or something fucking French. Of course. A man
ate fifteen hundred light bulbs. Wow, he had an extreme
case of pica. Over his lifetime. He consumed light bulbs,
razor blades, TVs, and small appliances a small airplane. Sorry, assessa.

(02:25:31):
Oh god. His stomach lining was unusually thick, allowing him
to digest all these objects. Listen, I do not want
to take a deuce after eating a cessna. You're right,
yeah right?

Speaker 4 (02:25:45):
How did you survive?

Speaker 3 (02:25:48):
Who was that guy? Biggie fucking liked him and he
would fucking eat anything and everything. I've seen him eat
like computer mice before and fucking cameras. Ah, forget his
mister something another show, Nice shoo, nice show. Nice. Yeah, Yeah,
that guy was weirdo and he was on Tosh for

(02:26:10):
a little while. I think or whatever. Yeah, is he
still alive? I'm looking because I'm curious. This says he's
still alive. Ow. He's a competitive eater and YouTuber. Okay.
In twenty thirteen, he set the Guinness World Records for
eating the most birthday cake candles in one minute and

(02:26:33):
twelve seconds. Oh god, he started chudging large amounts of alcohol,
especially vodka. Okay, so he's got it. I mean that's
more than just is it a disorder? Is a disorder?
So okay, I'm gonna say yes. I think when you

(02:26:53):
do something isn't normal and it gets you celebrity status
or perceived celebrity status, and then you continue to do
it to feed that. Okay, I think that is a
mental disorder. Okay, whether it's clinical, I don't know. All right,
I'll give you that. In twenty twenty four, show Nice
gained further recognition for his comedic talents through personalized video

(02:27:14):
message created for YouTube for a certain YouTuber on cameo.
The video featured this person's cameo experiences. What's his cameo?
Shoe nices? Yeah? How much you think? Oh? I have

(02:27:34):
twenty bucks, twenty five dollars probably, yeah, five bucks, yeah,
five bucks. Yeah. Those cameos are not very expensive. I
guess it depends on who you're getting shoe nice. Yeah,
five bucks. You know, George Clooney might charge you fifty. Okay.

(02:27:55):
The Office Brian Brian Bumgardner, the from the Office, you
have the bald head. Yeah, his is one hundred and
ninety five dollars, okay, Kevin from the Office, correct, Yeah,
is this how much again? One hundred and ninety five damn.

(02:28:19):
The one that Steve Carell's character lived with, Jamie, the
manager from like the over him. Okay, they had a
relationship and they lived together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's four
hundred and ninety nine dollars, wow, jam Jan Yeah yeah,
one Okay. The Office was pretty big show, and it's

(02:28:42):
really gotten a lot more popular since it's been off
the air. Andy Buckley who played the regional manager that
ended up getting fired, and he went to go visit
him and they drank beers in the hot tub, but
Steve Carell's character kept his shirt on. He was one
hundred ninety nine. Okay. I mean these are they're not nothing,

(02:29:06):
but they are a lot. Yeah, because you can break
it down by by shows, right. Dean Norris from Breaking
Bad two hundred and forty five dollars. R J might
the kid that the kid, the son. That's why he
did all of it because his kid had cancer. Right?
Ninety nine bucks? Oh no, his kid was in a wheelchair. Okay,

(02:29:31):
is that right? Oh? Fuck, I don't know. Yeah, you
can make a bank off this, let's see Netflix. The
guy who played the clown from The Terrifier two hundred bucks.
Guess how much Mark McGrath charges. Yeah, Sugar Rake himself.

(02:29:54):
Hold on, he's a big deal. Yeah, yes, I'm gonna
say he's not a greedy guy and he doesn't say
no to any money situation. I'm gonna go two hundred.

Speaker 4 (02:30:05):
Yeah, that sounds good. I'll go. I'll say one fifty
ninety bucks.

Speaker 3 (02:30:09):
Oh, ninety bucks from from Old Sugar Ray. That's fun.
Jim Norton, the comedian Norton, what do you think?

Speaker 4 (02:30:21):
One hundred bucks?

Speaker 3 (02:30:22):
One hundred and fifty ninety nine bucks. Yeah, Lou Diamond
Phillips oldp uh no, he's going to be like another
but like two d one hundred and seventy five. Yeah,
that's Lou Diamond Phillips. How about it says here Klanger
from Match you kidding? He's still alive. By the way,

(02:30:43):
how much do you think Klanger from Fucking Mash is
Jamie farr is the name?

Speaker 4 (02:30:47):
One hundred and seventy five bucks?

Speaker 3 (02:30:49):
Okay? How much you paying Klanger to do a cameo? Dude?
Twenty five bucks? One hundred and twenty five that's wild.
Tommy Chalga do it for a Bill Fittie? How about
Cee Thomas Al okay's see Thomas Al He's he's in
Tulsa all the time. Yeah, he said it's his second home.

(02:31:11):
Taps Outsiders. Yea great actor. Probably about ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:31:16):
I think one hundred.

Speaker 3 (02:31:19):
And fifty okay, oh almost, Andy Reid, Oh that's fine.

Speaker 4 (02:31:26):
Almost.

Speaker 3 (02:31:27):
There's like, yeah, it's a guy who does it. And
like phill show up on Fox NFL. They always show
him going to commercial from football games. He looks pretty close.
It was really close. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:31:39):
Is he getting two hundred bucks?

Speaker 3 (02:31:42):
You ever thirty nine dollars?

Speaker 8 (02:31:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:31:43):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (02:31:44):
I mean if you're a Chiefs fan, yeah, you're totally
doing that. I wonder if like this goes straight to
the celebrity like you know Jamie Farr gets to the whole. No,
they take their twenty five. Yeah. John c McGinley, the
Bob's character actor, He's been in a bunch of stuff.

(02:32:08):
He's a really great actor. How much do you think? Oh,
he's seventy five dollars four hundred and seventy five dollarsuck
Sean Aston from Gooni's fifty first dates.

Speaker 4 (02:32:22):
Yeah, he's probably up there to four hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (02:32:26):
Oh, man, I wouldn't pay too Fitty, that's the number
that's popping in my head though, three hundred and ninety
nine dollars hell for Sean Aston. Dude. I'm trying to think,
like if I were going to do this for my
wife or my brother, right, I might do a Chiefs

(02:32:48):
player for my brother. Okay, but even then he'd be like, thanks, well,
do do Chiefs play? I mean, I guess they have
athletes on here, so I mean they probably do past. Right,
Let's just see what athletes they have in here. Antonio Brown,
Oh god, yeah, kan City Chiefs isn't even there's nobody

(02:33:11):
listed here as a kan City chief. Antonio Brown charged
you too, Fitty, Hey, get one for Brett Farre Okay,
three hundred bucks, but Brett Farvell sends you a personalized message.
Marv Levy famous Buffalo Bill's coach Hall of Fame. Good
awesome dude, three hundred and fifty bucks. Lou Holtz, Oh god,

(02:33:32):
very famous coach? Right? Was that notre dame? Right? Yeah?
How much do you think Lou Holtz is charging on
his cameo account?

Speaker 4 (02:33:41):
H two bucks?

Speaker 3 (02:33:43):
Honey? Seventy five dollars?

Speaker 4 (02:33:45):
Wow, that's it.

Speaker 3 (02:33:46):
Yeah. I mean, if you want a guy who's legendary,
that that's him.

Speaker 4 (02:33:52):
I remember a few years ago a girlfriend of mine
got one from Heather MacDonald on her birthday. Who she's
a median, Heather McDonald.

Speaker 3 (02:34:02):
Okay, no clue.

Speaker 4 (02:34:03):
She does a lot of stuff with the with Bravo celebrities.
She makes fun of a lot of Bravo celebrities.

Speaker 3 (02:34:09):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:34:09):
And I'm looking her up now and she's ninety nine bucks.

Speaker 3 (02:34:14):
Yeah, I mean, you set your own price. I wonder
hold on here, listen, that's fun. I wanted to see
if there were any diamond Dallas page if you remember that,
one hundred and forty nine dollars. Yeah, what do you get?
I was trying to look for people in the radio

(02:34:36):
world to see. Okay, how much they're charging like a
seacrest or a stern sort of thing. Yeah, jackie joke. Man,
he's in here a hundred bucks, okay, Antonio Brown of
these other stuttering john seventy bucks. Yeah, I was. I

(02:34:58):
was like, come on, man, uh, let's see if this
guy's in here, because he's wouldn't surprise me, he's We
could do this, but this see, if we did this,
I feel like the company would be like, hey, we
need the I'm not doing this, we need a percentage. No,

(02:35:18):
we're making fun of all these people and now we're
joining them.

Speaker 4 (02:35:26):
Yeah, if someone wanted to pay me to do this,
I would totally do it. But hell i'd do it
for free, though.

Speaker 3 (02:35:33):
Yeah, I would just do it for them. I'm not
doing the whole like let me Yeah, I'm not doing
all that. That's wild. Lunchbox is in here, not the
lunch box, but a different lunchbox. But yeah yeah, not

(02:35:54):
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