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Speaker 2 (03:26):
We got our top five, we got our top list,
and today it's the top things you should You should
spend a lot of money on it. I'll let you
guess what next week's list will be. Because we don't
work hard fixed toy on the working or a I'm

(03:52):
okay with letting them think I don't work hard in
the If you hit home runs and you never go
to batting practice. That's fair. Why do you need to
go practice, right, that's fair. You gotta keep the muscle strong. Yeah,
he hits home runs, but I'm not playing with hit

(04:12):
home runs all the time. I'm just saying they're like,
we are number one for like thirteen years. Yeah, I
was gonna stay continuous leap. Yeah. I cannot figure it out.
They're idiotsios.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I saw this, and I think it's happened at another
school where the football coach has said no tiktoking, no
dancing on TikTok, right, and Matt Ruhle did it at
the University of Nebraska, and then Rich Rodriguez has banned

(04:52):
at West Virginia. And I can't decide if this makes
sense or if it's a little get off my lawn
and not like evolving with the time. So the theory is,
at least from coach Rodriguez, is that he is like,
if you have extra time to plan a TikTok, you

(05:14):
have time to get better at football, boy, which isn't.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Wrong, No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
And and I have a caveat on this that defends
that statement. Yeah, because you know they're going to they're playing.
It's college football. They've got classes, they've got their social lives,
they've got all the other these other things. I think though,
once you start paying them, it's now a job, right, right.

(05:48):
And also they're they're they're kind of contract employees, so
they're responsible for their own marketing and getting followers and
presenting that as hey, this is who I am. And
I think coaches are completely right and being annoyed by
it because their focus is not where they feel as

(06:08):
should be. Yes, but yeah, you're pain and I don't know, Well,
they're supposed to be getting paid for football, true, but
it's a brand.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
You're you're investing in a brand.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Right and if that doing a little TikTok dance gets
you more exposure for your brand. As silly as it
may be, the dancing, you know, go for whatever works, man,
it's getting your name out there. I don't I produse
a lot of TikTok. My algorithm isn't kicking me a
lot of dance videos. Right. They do show up every

(06:45):
now and again, but it's mostly big breasted women. Your
point is taken.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
It's just I think that's an old person thing to say.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
There's mine's really filled with book talk and recipes and
conspiracies and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
I can see a coach wanting their players to stay
off of TikTok to keep them from saying something that
might harm the reputation or doing something stupid that would
keep them from being able to play.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know, that's got to go for all social media exactly,
not just the.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Ticks exactly exactly. But that's not what they're saying. And
at the same time, they're being paid, so you know,
just like we have to be responsible for what we
put on.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Some of the things, he said, we try to have
hard edge or whatever, and you're in there in you're tights,
dancing on TikTok. It ain't quite the image of our
program that I want. Everything today is about trying to
make everybody individual.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
It's all about the individual.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Football is one of the last things that has got
to be more about the team than the individual. So
I banned dancing on TikTok. Guess I did that. He
also asked the NCAA's moved last year to remove cannabis
from its ban drugs list for Division One football champion
championships in postseasons. The NCAA governs drug testing during the postseason,

(08:07):
while individual colleges enforced drug testing during the regular season.
Cannabis remains illegal for recreational use in West Virginia, but
has been partially decriminalized in certain areas. He says he
hopes players are more focused on getting their education, playing
big time football and be good teammates and not worried
about getting high. Quote twenty years from now, if they

(08:29):
want to be sitting in their pajamas in the basement
eating cheetos, watch TikTok or whatever the hell, they can
go at it, smoking cannabis or whatever. Knock yourself out.
Hopefully they focus on winning football games. How about let's
win football games and not worry about winning the TikTok.
There's a lot going on there. So it sounds like
he doesn't want his players to look like a bunch
of fruity cakes out there dancing around in their tights.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Okay, listen, is that a thing?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, that's what I picked up from when he said
he didn't want them out there in their tights dancing
on tiktoks. To me, it sounds like I don't want
my players looking like a god damn fruity pants after
dancing on TikTok.

Speaker 9 (09:06):
Right, you you.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Wear tight pants on the field, it's the required uniform exactly,
But once you start dancing in them, that's a different ballgame.
What about if you score a touchdown, Well, that's different
because that's a celebration, it all right, So dancing tight's
okay when handling pig skin and yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
a difference between a celebration and a and a tiktop bop.

(09:31):
What if you what if you celebrate your touchdown on
TikTok after afterwards? No, because just already happened. What if
you get a good grade, it's no, no celebrating. You're
gonna celebrate in the moment. You can't celebrate hours later, right,
you gotta do it in the modern No, my my

(09:52):
six year old or my seven year old would like
to disagree with you because she's been wanting to celebrate
losing the tooth for a week now. But because that's
because she's seven. These are grown men were talking about.
So that's one thing that I get on there. But
my question here really is, and I guess it's not
really a question more of statement I or question I
bet you, And I wonder those coaches I bet you

(10:13):
they're on the TikTok watching the videos because it's such
a huge trendy thing and they are entertaining. I don't
know if it was Rich Rodriguez or Matt Rule, but
one of them said his daughter was showing him something
and he came. He was like whatever, and he saw
some and that's what triggered it. He saw some football players. Yes, yes, yeah, okay,

(10:35):
sure sure, his daughter quote unquote showed him a video
on the TikTok. My ass you were sitting there, probably
taking a crap, waiting for your legs to fall asleep,
scrolling through the TikTok. Maybe might have saw something, might
have saw a video. He's like, wha, Well, I can't
be half of my players out there looking like a
bunch of damn fruity pants. No. Yeah, I gotta tell you.

(10:59):
I think this feels a little get off my lawn,
get with the times man. Yes, yes, yes, I get it,
like you could. I think you could have social media rules.
But doesn't feel and maybe he's doing this to try
and filter out, you know, a new culture. Okay, right,
maybe there's some guys that aren't taking it seriously. I

(11:21):
agree football is a team sport. But unfortunately for some
of these players, this is it exactly, and so they're
going to do all they can to get as much
money as they can, if they even get any money.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
And I ain't hating on that.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
It is the rule.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
And unfortunately for some of them too, this is probably
their actual social life on social media.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
All right, because they're so busy with the sports and
the possible academics. Now, it has been thirty years since
I've been in college, but the football players and the
basketball players that I would hang out with had no
problem being social.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Right, But I mean their rules might be stricter. Now
some of these.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Teams, I don't know, they had pretty strict be at
home by this time, or you know, I don't know
what more stricter rule would be.

Speaker 7 (12:12):
Then don't get in trouble.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Right well, there are apparently no dancing right right?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
This fornicating before the game. You need all your juices
and energy. I don't know. And if isn't this kind
of gonna be a little they're just going to hide that.
They do it absolutely And what's I don't know what's
more time consuming doom scrolling or recording me in my
tights getting jiggy with it. By the way, I don't

(12:40):
know if I can give a more rewards reference right, Uh. Probably,
And I'm just going out on a limb here. I
want to say trying to make the video would be
more time consuming.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
I think I don't disagree.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
But also there have been many times I'm swiping in
the next minute. I know it's, you know, seven o'clock.
I'm like, damn it. I get that. I get that.
But have you ever tried to put a dance video together, Corbyn?
You want to make sure it's perfect, you know, you
start just think think about that. So we we produce
our commercials here, you know, our endorsement spots and all that,

(13:14):
and sometimes it takes two, three, four takes to go
through it and get it right. Right man, that's Positive's
probably the same thing. I'm gonna say, it's the same
thing when it comes. I haven't put together any dance videos, honestly,
but I imagine it's the same thing. You want it
to be perfect before we put it out there for
the world of broadcast, So you may spend thirty forty

(13:35):
five minutes and an hour trying to get this particularly dance.
I don't know I'm perfect and dance do not go
in the sentence for me. I love that commercial for
the uh. I don't know the organization where they're trying
to talk to your kids about vaping and the dad's
trying to do a social media dance and the girl's
annoyed that her dad's doing this, and she's like, let

(13:57):
me show you.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
That's that's never happening.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I'm never going to be tricking, like, look at me, daughter,
I'm filming a video just to pry you into talking.
What if your daughters were putting together a dance video
and they wanted you to join, of course? Yeah, that's whatever. Yeah,
I don't care. Not on your own.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
Do I have to edit it?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
No, that's their job.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
They're putting it together. It's their account.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
You do the work. I'm just here for the weird dance. Yeah.
I'm here to support you via weird dance. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
And by nature of what I do, you're asking me
to be a background character. I don't know, pushing the
girls out.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's not the way you do it.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
I'm a sprinkler the lawnmower.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
They're like, you tip right, throw it away.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
What y'all know about the shopping cart.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
I love the there.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
For a while, there was some gaudier videos on TikTok
where people were doing those, and I think those are
so funny.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
I probably have so, you know, so it is where
they're standing.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
There are people just all different varieties of people, some
runway models, some people in an old folks home so like,
and they're it's Goatia and then all of a sudden
they're doing weird dances.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
It was really popular on the holidays because people were doing.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
It with like their relatives or their sisters or their
cousins or whatever, and it was I just found it
to be really funny because there was no real dance.
It was just being weird to this Goatier song. People
you didn't expect to be doing that or even know
who Goadia is, which probably some of you are going, who's Goatier?

(15:42):
They are kind of funny because people do you see.
Like the one of the best ones was the Blue
Man Group did one, and I was like, that's hilarious,
just trying to hold on. I have been to a
Blue Man Group performance. That's all I have to say

(16:02):
about it. I've checked the box. It was like I've
seen le Mesarab like twice each time. Amazing, Missagon. I've
seen Wicked. I've seen a couple others and they were awesome.
Blue Man group, I went, it's the Blue Man. It's

(16:23):
Jus dressed in blue who painted themselves blue, went blue.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Face loud.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's like going to stomp. You're like, it is loud? Right?
Do you have to use trash can? Damn it? We
muffle these a little. What a great show is it?

Speaker 7 (16:45):
You leave in your ears are ringing like you're at
a rock concert.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Like, I don't know what happened.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
I too old for this.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, good for them? Right, going to stomp is not
like going to hairspray, no completely or Hamlet. It's a
completely different experience. All right, we got that was all
over the place. Whoever had Broadway musicals on their Big
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(17:15):
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Speaker 9 (17:19):
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Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show.

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Speaker 6 (18:07):
Sean Weiener Senior busted for exposing himself. This happened in Dover,
New Hampshire, where drivers got an eyeful when a crazed man,
Sean Wiener Senior, stripped naked and started wandering among traffic.
He crashed a stolen car and fleed the scene. The

(18:28):
thirty five year old suspect was arrested and charged with
indecent exposure and lewdness, reckless conduct, two counts of disorderly
conduct and littering after he ditched the crashed car on
a nearby street in New Hampshire. Officers responded to the
scene after receiving multiple reports of a nude man disrupting
traffic on the two lane through fair and finally got

(18:52):
their hands on Wiener around three point fifteen in the
afternoon on Sunday. Cop said he discarded his clothes on
the hiway shoulder before crossing on foot into the travelings.
In addition to state charges, the Dover Police Department, who
led the investigation into the crash, slapped Wiener with additional

(19:12):
separate charges and took him into custody. The vehicle theft
remains under investigation.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
Named him again.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Huh yeah, yeah, right, You're like, he must know my
my angst. Damn Waiener. Always getting into trouble. Uh man broken.

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Damn Wiener, always somewhere where he doesn't belong.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Huh right, now he's in the back of a skullhog car.
Hey waiter, I'll just come in the back door of
the station. Man broke an apartment and hits victim in
a face with the frying pan. Comes out of Pennsylvania
where this dude was sitting at his house mine in

(19:54):
his own business, when all of a sudden, several men
bust in through the door, it says. Once the door
was opened, the three dudes forced their way into the
house and assaulted him by punching him in the face
and in the head and then smacking him with a
frying pan. Well, the dudes took off. The guy calls
the cops. They come out and do their investigation. They

(20:16):
find the frying pan. Yep, it got a lot of
dents in it. This must have been the one that
wacked you in the face. Anyhow, So two of the
guys were masked and one of the dudes was not masked.
Come to find out, the unmasked man was the old
roommate of the victim, a twenty year old dude named
Abimele alardin Sure. Anyhow, the victim says that his old

(20:44):
roommate had stopped by the apartment earlier that day to
get a package, to claim a package, and then later on,
like I said, that's six point thirty on that Valentine's Day.
That's when they broke into his house and beat the
holy hell out of him. Old abb male was charged
with burglary and aggravated assault. The idea that you're getting

(21:08):
hit in the face of the frying pan is wild. Yeah,
they didn't say what kind of frome, right, They didn't
say cast iron, and they didn't say like the you know,
dollar tree, right. I think a cast iron skillet frying
pan would probably be the worst one to get. I
would with, you.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Know, or the heck's clad like I'm a huge fan.
But they are so heavy.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
They aren't iron skillet heavy, right.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Oh yeah they are, They're not. They are extremely heavy.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
They're not as heavy as a skillet, the cast iron skillet.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
The walk.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yes, it's a massive pan. The twelve inch pan, that's average.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Yeah, that one is as heavy as my little six
inch cast iron that thing. Sure it's double right, but
it's as heavy, all right.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Must be the time for nakedness. Naked man leads police
on foot chase. Man from Indianapolis facing four charges in
Bargersville after leading police on a chase while.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
He was naked Monday. David look at me, Look at me,
Look at me.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Messier has been charged with theft, unlawful entry of a
motor vehicle, resisting law enforcement, and disorderly conduct. Police were
sent to Enclay Boulevard just after six am for a
theft in progress and found him naked inside the vehicle.
He then took off running on foot naked before he
was chased.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
Do you do you go?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
And we're gonna need a greenhorn over here. Police having
to chase naked people is so funny to me. That's
I'm sure. I can't imagine they cover that in training. Hey,
you may have to chase naked people.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh, that would be hilarious if they did. They've got
to recruit random people just to strip down and run
around so the police can you apprehend them appropriately?

Speaker 10 (22:58):
No?

Speaker 7 (22:59):
No, better?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yet, they have like the instructor dressed like the uh
naked man remember when we were little like and he
had all the nerves. You could see the him in
that suit that, yeah, to make him look like that's
he's got no clothes on. No, see, they gotta do
what they gotta be real with it. You have to
be naked because with the suit, waiters aren't flopping around,

(23:19):
boobs aren't flipping all over the place. So I think
for the realisticness of the training course, you have to
have somebody actually neked, and not everybody runs naked or
without shoes on. So you're like, right, just imagine like
those pebbles like on an asphalt o good, or sticks,

(23:42):
you know, like a shallow branched root tree, the god
goddamn yeah everywhere. Yeah, I don't know. I'd be like
a police friend of mine said, sometimes he'll act like
he's running on his because he's got a body cam,
and he'll shake his arms back and forth to make
it look like he's running on the cam, but he's not.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
That's totally what I'm doing. Naked person, I'm like, oh, okay.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Slow down.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
Oh they're so fast.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
No, because I don't want to go hands on on
a naked person. They're not all gonna look like Jennifer
Lawrence or king up didn' no, whul.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
Don't you want to just tase them just to slow
them down or stop them so you don't have to
work so hard at chasing them, I.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Would think, But I think that that is a secondary use.
You know that that isn't a you know, first response.
What happens after you tase them and then they start
to resist once you you got them on the ground,
you go to cuff and well, then they start resisting,
flailing around everywhere. You gotta go hands excellent point. Even
if you tase them, you've got to go hands on. Yeah,

(24:42):
uh huh. And the next thing you know, you're trying
to wrangle them up and finger in the wrong hole.
I'm just saying, right, Or they keep their hands underneath
and they're laying on their belly and they've got to
reach under and grab their hand and you're like, why
isn't this hand stop resisting? Stop resisting, and they're like
and they're like, uh, that's.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Not my hand.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Anyway, We're gonna take a break because we need to
reset after that number one, who had two naked stories
on the.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
Big disturb Tickets coming up. We'll be back.

Speaker 9 (25:18):
If you're listening to The Big Mad Morning Show, this
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Speaker 2 (25:36):
Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, Oh K M O D. Can also
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eight two nine four five. Not something we normally talk
about as college baseball, but we have another instance where
a team has hit a ridiculous number of home runs

(25:58):
and a score.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Horash sure ku won.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
They had five straight home runs and they won over
Minnesota twenty nine to one. God damn well, at least
they let them have one.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
Twenty nine to one.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
That's insane. That's spanking. That's so wild to me.

Speaker 11 (26:23):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
You definitely you're not getting late if you're Minnesota that night.
Oh no, maybe if you're the player that scored the
one point I was trying to Yeah. They called the
game early too, as they should. They're getting smoked like that.
There's really no way you're coming back. And they were
seven and seven? What Minnesota seven seven? It wasn't like

(26:46):
they hadn't won, right, it just wasn't their night see
day after doing all those dang old TikTok dances, not
focusing on yeah you're you're probably right, you're probably right.
I just was like, twenty nine to one, Yeah, yeah,

(27:07):
that's impressive. Good. Good for Ku, and KU's good. They're
fifteen and two. Yeah as comparison, oh U's fifteen and one.
They're ranked twelve. Okay, so they're considered one of the
teams that are going to be really really good. Well yeah,
when you're beating people twenty nine to one.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Yeah, but does that make you look bad too by
winning twenty nine to one? No? But I mean, like,
does it make you like showing off?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Like come on, no, no, it is a dominating right,
what what mentality? Does it make sense to take your
foot off someone's throat?

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Right? Well?

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Sometimes can you imagine doesn't.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Can you imagine the coach going, guys, guys doing great,
but let's just not try as hard. Style it back
a little bit, no.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
In some sports of like all right, let's put out
our our third stringers or you know, and they may
have done that.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, that's true, absolutely, And if the other team just
ain't getting it even tho the layer stringers are going
to start.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Yeah, or was just having a day of the whoopsies
like yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Yeah, could be two.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
They could be having k You could have been having
their best day while Minnesota having the absolute worst day. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm sure they got an ear fold when they got
back to the locker room after the game. You go
into those games, you have a game plan of expectations
of things you're going to to try and achieve and
goals you're trying to go and then adversity happens and
it makes hitting those those milestones really hard and but

(28:39):
it and sometimes you get to hit your stride right
out of the choote and you hit all those milestones.
Meanwhile the other team don't hit one absolutely or they
only one. That's what I love about it only that's
what I love about fighting, boxing, MMA, any of that
stuff is you have everybody is talented to be there, right,
but you both have game plans. Who can handle the

(29:02):
adversity and focus on the game plan and who just can't.
I wonder, really, what fake what happened? What happened with
Minnesota there? Like, was it just a bad night or
did something tragic happen, you know, loss of a.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Team player or right, somebody get injured or something?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, yeah, something of that. If they got their TikTok
taken away, maybe it could have been any It could
have been just a number of things. Maybe Minnesota is
already a team that at seven and seven wasn't finding
their stride.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Yeah, yeah, right, and so they already.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Had the block stacked against them, regardless of what their
game plan is. Them winning probably only depended on Ku
not coming out of the on their stride right away
and hitting their milestones, right, because you said they were
what fifteen to one, fifteen and two something like that, Yeah, fifteen,
So they were fourteen and two before the game. Yeah, yeah,
they were already well ahead of the game at that point. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
David and Gliath scenarios rely on Goliath.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Not doing anything right right, constant mistakes that's what it
isn't because David's better, right, David just had his hit
his stride and found it easier to hit the goals
they were trying to achieve. Twenty nine to one. Yeah,
that's such a crazy number man. Yeah. I want to

(30:22):
see how Ku plays the next time because I love watching,
Like does their ego do they get out over their
skis and so the next game do they.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Not play well?

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Do they get knocked down?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, because they're like, we're so good, we don't even
have to try. Yeah, it'll be fun. Well I don't
know about that. I set of Facebook fun for them.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Yes, I'm going to rest your eyes too. The Thunder
swept the regular season series against the Celtics after collecting
a one eighteen to one to twelve victory at TD Garden.
Okay See also clinched to play spot with the victory.
Shay Gilgis Alexander led all scores with thirty four points

(31:05):
for the Thunder. He also dished out a team high
seven assists. Chad Holmgren recorded a double double with twenty
three points and a game high fifteen rebounds. Oklahoma City
is now fifty four and twelve.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
You know, what's crazy about the Thunder is they're doing
so well, right yeah. At fifty four and twelve, they're
eight and two of the last ten. The closest team
to them is the Grizzlies, and that's twelve games back.
They're on par with Cleveland, which everybody says Cleveland's elite
Boston previous team who they hammered last night, right yep.

(31:39):
And people say Oklahoma does not have what it's this Okay,
see doesn't have it right until they get into the
playoffs and until they play some of these teams in
playoff capacity, they don't have it, which feels wild to me.
They just hammered Boston.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yeah, yeah, fifty four and twelve, they're amazing.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
They're playing really well.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
But keep in mind they were playing well last year
and then they lost to Dallas right out of the
shoot cat Doe, right right right. They could ask the
bed at any point in time.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Well, I don't say that, Jason Chatum.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I know, Jason thak it works that way, but I
hear you led the.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Celtics in scoring with thirty three points. Al Horford recorded
a double double with eighteen points and ten rebounds. Derek
White chipped in with twenty two points. Boston drops to
forty seven and nineteen. OHU has advanced in the SEC
tournament after beating Georgia eighty one to seventy five last night.

(32:31):
The Sooners, who fell behind by six their largest deficit
of the night with eight twenty six to play, scored
sixteen unanswered points to keep control of the game and
exact revenge on the Bulldogs for a double digit loss.
Oh you suffered in Athens, Georgia two months earlier. Game
two is tonight versus the Number six Kentucky at eight

(32:51):
on KMOUD.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Have you watched any Big twelve tournaments happening right now?
Oklahoma State's already out, But the sketball court that they're
playing on, I'm gonna send you a picture so you
guys can see it. It's coming under a lot of scrutiny.
I don't think it looks that good. I find it
kind of hard to see. It is the Roman numeral twelve,

(33:13):
over and over and so instead of a hardwood floor,
it is the Roman numeral twelve. Oh yeah. And what
I know about TV is patterns create optical illusions sometimes
on TV, and I.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
Have a hard time seeing their feet.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yeah, so when they're setting up picks and stuff like that.
But the players say they love it, but.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
It looks so weird to me.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, it is odd. But if it works for the
players and they like it, then okay. But that's no,
that's not necessarily true. If it doesn't transfer optically for television,
that's what matters. TV numbers matter. I think the people
are still and just my personal opinion, they're not really
focused on the floor. You're more looking at the players.

(33:57):
And granted, yes the floor is there and it may
be a traction for you, but I don't think you're
you're watching the floor. You're watching the players go up
and down and up and down and you know, shoot
and dunk and stuff like that. Yeah, but you are
paying attention to their feet and you want to be
able to discern where their feet are. I think I
don't think we're far away from having a digital floor
where you play on it and like during commercial breaks

(34:19):
or whatever, they'll be commercials or whatever. I think it's
the Thunder, I forget who it is, has a practice
floor where they can mimic any team's floor, so when
they're traveling, they can set up the floor to look
like that team and play on it. I don't know
how much of a difference that plays in making you
game ready. What's the change the logo on the floor.

(34:41):
I mean all basketball courts are the same. No, No,
they all have different looks, and especially during the NBA Cup,
they're completely as you know, LENGTHD wise, size wise dimensions. Yeah,
it's the same. It may look a little different, but
I mean, and I think that's what you should focus on. Again,
I don't know, but I think we're not far away

(35:02):
from seeing NBA courts have these digital floors where you
can see different things like maybe they flash when there's
a penalty I don't know, or foul or whatever.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
This floor here reminds me of some designer tile you
would see in a nice bathroom somewhere.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
It looks a little Louis vuittonish to me.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
It does a little bit. Absolutely. That is your balls
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Speaker 1 (36:14):
No world, take my strong hand, give train moment, give train,
No world, take my troll hand.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Geta train, yeah train? Oh no. So we've talked before
about how cows kill more people than sharks, right, yeah,
so it should be outraged. Absolutely so I fall down
this rabbit hole of of random and household items that

(36:45):
kill you or can I'll funnel you. So, uh, just
starting off. Here's something we really don't have to worry
about here in Oklahoma, but it happens more than I thought.
Falling coconuts. They say that falling coconuts is responsible for
killing one hundred and fifty people annually. Okay, you know
when you draw you watch Gilligan's Island or whatever, coconut

(37:06):
falls box him on the head. Hey, he's got food,
right that some bitch I'll kill you. Who the thoughts is.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
That in that coconut stat is that America or globally.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Globally Okay, as it says here. While not calm and occurrence,
coconuts falling from trees can cause serious injuries, even death,
with some sources estimat one hundred and fifty deaths worldwide annually.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Okay, so sharks just for reference ten.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
And I understand why we address the sharks thing because
people go and they think, oh, it's I'm on vacation.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
But coconut you sit under palm trees.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Absolutely, you go to Hawaii, I'm sure they have coconuts
there have fallen bonky on the head can kill you.
Vending machines Okay. I read that and I was like, Okay,
that makes sense. How many times have you gone to
a vending machine to get chips or candy bar something
and it gets stuck And what's the first thing you do?
You start pounding on it boom boom boom, trying to shake.

(38:00):
She's a nice lad, yeah, and then you're like, well,
it's not work, and so you start rocking that son
of a bitch back and forth. I can't tell you
how many times, at least as a kid. I don't
use a lot of vending machines nowadays, but as a kid,
I start rockings some bitch back and forth trying to
get my damn snack out. That's an interesting thing you
said there. I will avoid a snack machine at almost
all costs. Really, Ah, I don't know how long the

(38:22):
food's been in there, that's fair. I don't want to
deal with it getting stuck. I'm not putting my hand
in it. I'm not shaking. I'm just right.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
A lot of times when we step at rest areas,
when we drive from here to Indiana, when we stop
at the rest areas that you will have vending machines
and they'll have big chains going across them to keep
them from being stolen.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Stolen right right right when we were over at the
old building, this was eleven twelvey, I just started, as
a matter of fact, and I was out on the backstairs.
You remember those stairs at the back right, I was
out there smoking and there's some cat with a drill
at the hooker hotel across the street trying to drill

(39:07):
out the lock on the vending machine, and uh, I'll
have my dumb ass. I'm like, hey, what you doing
over there? And called the police. Or I didn't call
the police, I called the front desk and let them
know that somebody was trying to break into their vending machine.
Totally stupid on my part because that guy I didn't
know him from Adam. He could have whipped out a

(39:28):
gun and started shooting at me because I'm trying to
stop him from his vending machine heist. It also says
here do I find this to be interesting? Because I think,
who the hell does this? It says here that cheerry, peach, apricot,

(39:48):
and plum pits kill people because why the pits contain
these psy genetic compounds that turned into cyanide when crushed,
making them potentially day have ingested in large quantities. Who
the hell eats cherry pits, peach pits Aprica, especially peach,
those things are huge. Well, I'll say this because I

(40:10):
love cherries, and I'll just I won't pit them. I'll
just eat them and then spit the seeds out right.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
And I have.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Accidentally swallowed one okay, but you said a large number,
so how many are you? But people are weird, Like
some people eat the shrimp shell and they're like, I
eat the shrimp shell and you're like, Okay, that's bizarre.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I eat the banana pel and you're like, Okay, I
guess I'll give you the cherry pits because they're so small, right,
But peach pit, Yeah, that thing that you have to
chomp on that thing for a while. That's like I
eat the damn jawbreaker. Man, it's just so large and
so hard. I mean, I gotta be honest. I've never

(40:51):
taken a peach pit and tried to swallow it, so
I'm not really clear on if I could get it
down my gullet. There's only one way to find out.
And when you say a large amount, I'm curious to like,
what's the number? Okay? That would be potentially dangerous because
dosage is always the poison in anything. So what are
we talking like ten five? Because let's just say you

(41:13):
can get one down? Okay, Then you're like, are we
talking twenty cherry pits? Are we talking one peach pit?
I just googled peach pits, right, Okay, because they're the
biggest ones, right, And it says here it takes about
thirteen to fifteen for adults to be lethal due to
their cyanide content. Thirteen to fifteen. Okay, fine, you could

(41:35):
swallow one, maybe two. You can apparently swallow a dozen
of them and it'd be all right. Thirteen to fifteen.
That's a lot. That's a lot.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
I'm gonna just real quick. Twenty nine cherry pits.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
That's what I was gonna see. Twenty nine. So you're
just sitting there mowing down on a bag of cherries,
not even thinking about it, and you could potentially kill yourself. Yeah, wow,
But you ain't mound down twenty nine cherry pits unless
you're just that guy who's like, I can't be I'm
I'm an alpha because I eat cherry seeds, right.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
Or what if you're just putting the cherries or the
entire peach in like a Vitam mixed blender making your smoothie,
because those things will, yeah, will blend up the entire pit.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
They are amazing. But if you can afford to Vita
mix blender, yeah, then you're not gonna be blending a
peach pit, right, right, Because you're aware of the danger. Sure, fair,
that's fair. Another one here that I did not know nutmeg.
Nutmeg very good.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
It kills people.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I think it's what it says. While a common spice,
consuming large amounts of nutmeg can be toxics as it
contains a psychoactive chemical called my mayistrasin which I found out.
I'm like, well, what is this my wristrassin or whatever
the how I repronounce it. I google that one and
come to find out that's a major compound an ecstasy. Yeah,

(42:54):
it's a hallucingen. I didn't know that, So I could
be sitting here rolling the balls off from nutmeg, spending
all that money on molly all those years, and nunmeg
some nutmeg. This says nutmeg is safe to consume. Uh,
but large quantities anywhere between two teaspoons and five grams

(43:17):
can cause intoxication, leading to hallucinations, nausea, and other serious
side effects. Two teaspoons of nutmeg can get you. There's
a reason they sell a small one. You do not
need a lot for it to have spice for like flavor.
I like to use it sometimes in place of pepper,
and but I've never done not even near a quarter

(43:37):
of a teaspoon. Wow, Okay, yeah, it's pretty spicy, I guess.
I mean I don't go and eat raw nutmeg. But
at least now you know.

Speaker 8 (43:48):
You've heard of the cinnamon jill and use the.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Gors. Household Plants was another one that I found, and
I'm like, okay, cool, a little weird. It says popular
varieties like daffodil, iris and ivy are poisonous when consumed,
so keep them away from your pets and children. Do
people plants a lot of daffodils in their house?

Speaker 7 (44:17):
People, and maybe not in their house?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Okay, I know about ivy and iris. That makes sense,
good house plants, But I read daffodils, and I was like, uh, daffodils,
I mean as an indoor plant, huh, I get.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
I could see people are planning them outside and then
bringing them in for the winter time. They don't die.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
It's a common spring flower.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, so I could see that bidding like people having
those in their home. Okay, then if you've got a
garden and your kids are outside, plane or your dogs
maybe whatever, they go out there and eat them. It
says here extension cords. We've talked about extension cords. Before
extension cords caused three thousand residential fires each year, which
result in an estimated fifty annual death according to the CDC,

(45:02):
more than sharks. Than sharks exactly, but sharks are the
greatest danger in the world.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Well that making movies about killer extension cords.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Not yet, right, not yet? And I, uh, this next
one here I found to be interesting because we have
used this product in excess on the show, and even
as a kid, I would ingest this product for whatever
silly reason, probably the sweetness and the flavor behind it.
But that's toothpaste. Toothpaste. It says here that seek medical

(45:41):
attention immediately if you ingest toothpaste. Consuming too much can
cause intestinal blockage. Now I read that, and that set
me back to when we used to do the Wheel,
because we did it was the toothpaste and orange juice mixture, right,
because you brush your teeth and need to drink orange
juice afterwards, and it's all right. So we just poured

(46:01):
a glass of orange juice and then I squeezed that
entire tube of toothpaste into that orange juice, shook it up,
stirred it up, and then drank it. Down now. Granted,
my belly hurt like a son of a bitch afterwards,
but it didn't really. I don't think it caused any
intestinal blockage. I just figured that was from the whatever
chemicals in there was eating my stomach alive. I mean,

(46:25):
it depends on what kind of toothpaste it was. Did
it have that ingredient that's dangerous. I don't think the
overall you know, cola part of it is the danger
I mean, toothpaste is a general term we use for
that product, but all toothpastes are a little bit different.
I guess you're right. I guess you're right. It says
here electric blankets cause deaths. Electric blankets and heating pads,

(46:48):
you know, think about what you're using when you're on
the rag cause reproductive problems and cancer. It was revealed
that two people died from heatstroke as a result bolt
up an electric blanket. Yeah, especially if you have an
old one that doesn't have the auto off after thirty minutes.
I me, personally, as an adult, have never owned an

(47:10):
electric blanket or heating pad. I remember having them as
a kid. My mom had the heating pad. She had
an electric blanket as well. Give you that a little
extra warmth in the wintertime. But me as an adult,
I've never I never purchased one. If you are someone
who likes to get into a warm bed, it is
one of the few pleasures of life. I think simple pleasures,

(47:31):
like nobody in the checkout the checkout lines over just
to all green lights, Like it's just a simple pleasure.
And getting have an electric blanket, warm up your bed,
and then you get into it and it's all toasted. Sure,
this one kind of makes sense, and this would be
the last one here. Flat screen TVs. Hey, you got
to thinking about it. I was like, okay, it makes sense.

(47:52):
How TV can be killers. According to a study published
in the Journal Pediatrics, more than seventeen thousand kids were
taken to the er each year between nineteen ninety and
twenty eleven with television tip over related injuries. That makes sense.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
They all Dallas Cowboy fans.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
The idea that you think you know how to hang
out TV. Right. I got that big ass F and
TV in my house and I haven't hung it yet.
And the only reason I haven't hung it on the
wall yet, I've debated back and forth. That's a big
ass F and TV and it's expensive, and I don't
want it to fall off of the wall due to
improper mounting or just whatever. Yeah, and then kill my

(48:33):
big gass TV. There's this thing you can buy, I
don't know the name of it. You go to home
depot and they sell them in like two foot links
and it's for they use. It's in the electrical departments
for like mounting electric equipment stuff. But you put one
on your TV and then you put one on the

(48:55):
wall and they slide in and your TV a lean
at the perfect links, you screw it straight into the studs.
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
It's it's like maybe maybe thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, and it's totally secure because you're going straight into
the studs and there's no like weird mechanism and then
you got to try and hold it and yeah, I'm
good on all and it's got a lip to keep
it on there. Yeah, it's gonna take like four people
to hang that TV. And I'm like, I'm good. I
don't want to mess with that. I don't want to
fallen off. But yet at the same time, I gotta
get onto my dogs all the time, those big ass

(49:29):
horse dogs playing around in the living room because I've
seen too many TikTok videos of dogs knock it over TVs.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Yeah, so you just have it on a stand, like
on a dresser, Like where is it?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Well, it's on an actual TV stand, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And it's big enough, wide enough, you know, to where
it holds the TV securely and everything. Yeah, you know,
the footing on the TV itself is pretty you know.
I've got them as far out as you can, so
it's not like all wee will wobble or whatever. But
still it scares me because those hang ass they don't

(49:59):
know what they're doing exactly. Now you know, I've got this, uh,
I've got this like a curio cabinet was mama's and
it's got all the trinkets and stuff and it or whatever.
It was my grandma's and then my mom got it
when she died. And when my mom died, I took
it over right, and it's got glass on all sides
or whatever. And the dogs were playing around mine and
nail business doing doggy things, right, and one of their

(50:20):
tails happened to whack one of those glasses, and now
I got shattered glass all over the living room. So
I can just imagine what happened if they got a
hold of my TV. I'll be way more pissed over
the TV than that dangle Kyrio cabinet. Would you get
rid of the dogs if they broke your TV? Woo
that would die? Would seriously think about it?

Speaker 6 (50:40):
Really?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I would seriously think they're going to be grounded for
a long time. What's grounded? Sound like in your house?
You're going into your kennel and you're only coming out
to take a piss and maybe eat. Maybe I was like,
why am I in here again? Yeah? Some household things
that I could possibly kill.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
You be around, no world, Take my strong hand. Get
on the give train, Malma, give train hand. Be around
no world, Take mine my strong hand.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Get on the yeah train, Yeah train. Oh no.

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Our current record is well, believe it or not.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Corbyn, you are leading this one with four, I'm hot
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Lindsay at nine one eight four six oh kmod nine
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Speaker 7 (52:29):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
David? David? How are you today?

Speaker 11 (52:35):
So far, so good?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
How you doing? Great? Man? David? Who would you like
to give clues? Lindsay or Gimpy? Uh, let's go if
it sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after
the first clue. Here we go, David. This is when
one person moves from one spot to another, maybe via
a machine, but without walking. Think of the movie The Fly.

(52:58):
Think of the movie The Fly. What was he trying
to work on? What was that called? There you go,
we'll take off the ocean part. Okay, there you go,
a hop blank and a jump away. Just say the
words in the middle skip. There you go. Uh. The
Titanic hit one of these cause it to sink Iceberg.

(53:21):
If you think you are owed something, somebody would call
you a blank little bitch greedy. Now now like you're
owed something or like you a pass I ain't messing
with that anymore. H blank until proven guilty, innocent. Uh.

(53:42):
This is a type of pasta and dairy that is
found in a blue box on the shelf. Kids love it. No,
the other kind the blue box. Man, Uh, you got
that part?

Speaker 7 (53:57):
There you go, say the whole thing.

Speaker 11 (54:00):
Here you go.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
He said it before he said macaroni and cheese, even
saying what was on the car? Got the craft or whatever?
What do you got the gimbe? I got four?

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Four?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
It is hang on the line, man, might be enough? Okay,
all right, good morning, you're on the air. What is
your name? Brian?

Speaker 7 (54:21):
Brian? You've got to beat four?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Are you ready? Yeah? Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
Another word for a catwalk models, we'll walk this for
an airplane. Comes down this. Yes, you put ice or

(54:50):
you put water in ice trays to do this. Yeah,
but it has to do what first to become an
ice cube? Yes, sweet and no, Yes, blank tomatoes. It

(55:13):
is a website that critiques movies. If you don't know,
If you don't, it's bad. It's over. It's over riped,
it's bad. Yes, uh huh. There's digital and there's old.
Is the type of clock or radio? Digital? And pass?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Wow, you had it one until you said pass. Now
you tied it. All right, here's what's going to happen, David.
You're going to have fifteen seconds. You've got to try
and get as many right as you can in fifteen seconds.
If we have another tie, then no one wins anything.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Are you ready? This is Brian, you're talking. Oh Brian,
I'm sorry, Brian.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Are you ready? Okay, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
You put this after you wash your clothes. They go
into uh huh with this that helps them from being clingy.
You use a yes, uh huh. USPS is what kind
of a service service?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
What kind postal? Play?

Speaker 11 (56:31):
Time?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Time? Time? Time? Time? One is what we got there,
Brian might be good enough, brother, Hang on the line, Okay, already, David,
fifteen seconds are on the clock. You have to get
at least you have to get more than one because
the tie nobody wins anything. Are you ready.

Speaker 9 (56:49):
I'm ready, man, that's right.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Here we go. This is a very This is a
pair of very tight breeches that women wear. We love them.
Shows their butts off, used in exercise. Uh, yoga pants,
you got it. Uh. This is the twelfth month of
the year, December. Yes. Uh. When a meteorite crashes into

(57:11):
the earth, it creates a giant what traitor? Yes, congratulations, man,
you're getting those statements. So you're gonna go to Disturbed
on April twenty eighth of the pa Com Center and
you're gonna go on the Shamrock showdown.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Buddy, hang on the lines and.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Thanks love.

Speaker 8 (57:31):
Brian.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Did not happen, man, I'm so sorry, buddy. All this
is the one that because.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
No, we got that one.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
This is the one that Lindsay ended on.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Aol used to say, you've got blank or there was
that Tom Hanks movie Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. You've
got blae all right, if you get a letter in
your blank or the opposite of a woman exactly, He's
got to.

Speaker 7 (58:11):
There's no spelling going on. This is the one that
she passed.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
She was on the right track. I don't think he
was catching it. The opposite of digital when it comes
to clocks or you know, uh, stuff like that. The
opposite of digital. Now, let's break this down if that's
not working for you. The first part of this word is.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
Another that's proper term for butt sex.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Anal. And then you know when you cut a tree down,
what is that called? Or giant massive turd? You just
laid a log analog, all right?

Speaker 7 (58:55):
The one that he passed on lindsay, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
To Day's kids have so much of this. They just
are free time, right, They just expect everything to just
be handed to them because they have such a They
feel so in titled.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
Yeah, rich kids feel this way.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I don't know if our kids today that feels a
little crotchety, but like kids today, our rich kids feel
this way. Rich people feel this way. If someone cuts
you off, you believe they think they are.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Entitled.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
That's terrible. Yeah, the record now ties you and I
with four keeps Lindsey dead ass last with one.

Speaker 9 (59:41):
Telsa's Morning Show continues next The Big Bad Morning Show
on Telsa's rock station ninety kmot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Good morning, it's the big Mad Morning Show. Nine eight
four six oh kmot. Let's see what Ghippie has in
his four x four eh col And it says here
that SpaceX scrubs its mission to THES. Didn't see that
one coming, did we? Two NASA astronauts still stuck aboard

(01:00:23):
the International Space Station since last year, We're gonna have
to wait a little longer. A four person crew was
scheduled to launch from Cape Canaveral yesterday evening. The mission
was schmort at about an hour before takeoff because of
a hydraulic issue with the clamps holding the Falcon nine
rocket in place. The four member team would have relieved,

(01:00:46):
Butch Wilmore and Sonny Williams, who have been on the
station since they're Boeing star Liner spacecraft, suffered issues and
was deemed unsafe to return them to Earth. Yeah, it's
totally gonna happen. This was totally gonna take off, and
short of another issue coming up, this is an easy
fix compared to like some of the other issues we'll see.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
I'm not holding my breath on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Do you think they're like, we're not packing until it's
in the air for real, and even then until it's
out of the atmosphere. Oh god, I help nothing, Oh God, right,
what else we got here? Guantanamo migrants are back in Louisiana.
Defense Department officials said yesterday that forty men being held
at the naval base in Cuba have been flown to

(01:01:32):
an ice facility in Alexandria, Louisiana, where they will wait
a deportation. It's unclear why the migrants were falling back
to the US. About three hundred have been held at
Guantanamo Bay since January as part of Trump's plan to
increase deportations.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Here's some news on the Pope.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
His x rays show improvement, and update from the Holy
Sea Press Office says that x rays taken yesterday adiologically
confirmed Pope Francis condition has improved upon this condition remains
stable as he receives high flow oxygen therapy during the

(01:02:11):
day and non evasive mechanical ventilation at night. I mean,
they have to say good things to get people in hope,
exactly exactly, but let's face it, he's dying. Yeah, well
it and if he dies, it can have Any global
leader dying has effects on the markets, right, and he

(01:02:32):
probably more so than say Papa New Guinea, right of course,
maybe even Italy. I don't know, but like.

Speaker 7 (01:02:38):
That would be a big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
It's a huge deal. Yeah, tom a Pope dies, it's
a huge deal. Yeah. So sad news here. Locally, the
All Star Sports Complex has permanently closed. After thirty three
years of providing sports practice and fun for the Tulsa community,
All Star Sports Complex has permanently closed. All Stars Sports

(01:03:00):
Complex offered an eighteen whole mini golf course, batting cages,
and an arcade. It was announced that the complex was
put under new ownership back in February, and when a
garage sale was held to sell off various items from
the business. Max Soccer Shack is still open though, So
there you go. Yeah, no more Putt Putt for you. Well,
the only I think Putt put's fun. I think they

(01:03:23):
had a pretty good setup. Yeah, but once we got
to like June, it's as hot as hell. Oh yeah,
for sure, for sure, And I think you need more
income possibilities than just a few months of the year.
They have other places that offer Putt put Adyb's does,
and I think a lot of these like main events

(01:03:44):
stuff like that do as well, but it's it's indoors though. Yeah,
it's indoors, and it's not a true putt putt experience.
I feel, you know, it's just a green and you
got da da da da da da. I like the
obstacles that are at a traditional putt putt course.

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
There was this place in Saint Louis.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
I think it's called the Arena, sorry, was called the Arena,
and they took an old manufacturing building, right, massive ceilings, large,
like super big, like maybe two football fields, and they
put AstroTurf in it and had bars and seating areas,
a giant stage with a giant video screen and showed

(01:04:23):
sports and multi screens, and there were little restaurants off
of each side and you could It was awesome because
when you had days that it was hot as hell
or raining, you could always go in there.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
And the top was kind of glass, so it made it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Feel like an indoor, like like you were outside but
you were inside and air conditioning and all that. It
closed because people were like, ah, playing putt putt indoors
just doesn't feel the same. And that's my point is
as cool as this place was, and I was like,
we should have one of these in Tulsa.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
It just isn't the same as being outside.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Absolutely, absolutely, but sad day.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
A future Hall of Famer is experiencing something for the
first time in his NFL career. Aaron Rodgers is now
a free agent. The Jets made the decision to release
Rogers after the official start of the new league year.

(01:05:22):
The Green and White will carry a cap charge of
twenty three and a half million dollars until June first,
but will receive nine and a half million dollars in
cap relief after that date. Rogers is now free to
sign with any team. The New York Giants and Pittsburgh
Steelers appear to be showing the most interest across the league.
The Minnesota Vikings have also not been ruled out as

(01:05:43):
a possibility.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Come on, Vikings, Come on, Vikings.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Yeah, apparently there was something online yesterday where he made
a request for a pirate's hat trolling exactly, and that's
your balls to the wall sports. I'm lindsay in ninety
seven to five KMO.

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Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
Good Morning Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
What better way to start the week off than watching
Lincoln Park on Monday, April twenty eighth at the Bok Center.
Get your ticket at boksenter dot com. So conspiracy Theory Thursday,
the Pope is in the hospital. Some say his death
ped some say he's gonna be fine. When you got
pneumonia and you've been in the situation he's been, there's
like a thirty percent mortality rate. So the chance of

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him dying do exist more so than if he just
went in for whatever. But he should get out of it.
But he isn't exactly a liked pope in the purists.
From the Purists this particular. Yes, okay, and popes and
conspiracies go hand in hand. So I dug into conspiracy

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theories surrounding one pope in particular, and that is Pope
John Paul the First. So he became the Pope alb
Albino Lucciani became the Pope John Paul the First on
August twenty sixth, nineteen seventy eight. He was much like
Pope Francis. He was very humble. Pope Francis won't stay

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in the papal residence. He stays in a very small
room with just a bed and a desk. Doesn't believe
in using all the expensive things that the pope traditionally
has had.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Very minimalist, very humble. Right, he's a reformist.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
He's up for trying to modernize and keep the Pope
the keep up with current times. And Pope John Paul
the First was like that as well, and he planned
to investigate Vatican finances and the Church's politics. This shouldn't
surprise you then, that he died thirty three days after

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he became the pope. Somebody didn't want him talking, right.
They say he died of a heart attack. There was
no autopsy that was conducted. Hmmm, why why when you
have high profile people you just don't give an autopsy.
I don't understand you should. I'll just see. Even though
we're quite clear on what killed Kennedy, he had a

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headache splitting. I think that that should be enough. There
should also be that to just to clarify. Yeah, that's
how you would debunk a lot or keep a lot
of conspiracies from popping up. I feel apparently the Vatican
didn't handle his death well, conflicting reports on who found
his body, discrepancies in the timeline of his death and

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when they announced it. I'm watching this show on Hulu
called is it called Prejudice with Sterling K. Brown, And
he's a he's a paradise a secret service agent to
he's the body man for the president. And I don't
know why they're not promoting it this way, but it's

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a post apocalyptic situation and it's really compelling. It's post
apocalyptic in a way that's never I've seen presented. They
live in a special community in the future after a
post apocalyptic event. Anyway, in it, he finds the president
dead and he waits thirty minutes before he tells others,
and that creates some suspicion, much like what happened to

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Pope John Paul the first. So some of the conspiracies,
one of them that Pope John Paul was murdered to
stop financial reforms. He had an alleged plan to clean
up the Vatican Bank because of corruption. The Vatican Bank
was linked to Italian Bunco Ambragiano, later tied to money
laundering and the mafia Roberto Calvi. The bank's head was

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found hanged in London suspected of murder.

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
Another theory which.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
I feel like, this theory always gets kicked in when
any type of prominent person dies, and that is that
the secret Masonic lodge with the Vatican connections killed him.
The Freemasons, and they're called the p twos because he
planned to expose the Freemasons in the Church and propaganda

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do is a secretive Masonic lodge and Vatican Group members
included politicians, bankers, and high ranking clergy. So the theory
is is that they orchestrated his death to protect them.

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
Poisoned.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Some claim he was poisoned with digtails or digitales digitalis
I don't know what that is. Sounds like a cartoon, right,
and that is a drug that you take and it
stops your heart. There's a book apparently from nineteen eighty
four called In God's Name that an author went all

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in on this conspiracy. The Vatican never allowed an autopsy,
which didn't help these theories or conspiracies of poisoning of
Pope John Paul the first. This digitalis or whatever. It's
a plant, very toxic plant. So what better way if

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you're going to poison somebody to do with something natural
like that, something that doesn't pop up like arsnick or
something like it. Oh, hey, we're gonna get some help
on this because I always love these because I don't
feel like that ever gets it right. But let's let's
see if this is digitalis okay? Uh? Another theory, the

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Vatican altered details to hide foul play. Who found the body.
Initial reports a none found him, which would be against
protocol of the nun interacting with the pope. Later they
said his secretary found him, which changed the story. Timeline,
first reported as dying peacefulliness sleep, later suggesting he was
reading Vatican documents at the time that one I feel

(01:12:55):
like you could he could have fallen asleep while reading
documents and had art.

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
All those things could be true together.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
The official church stance is that Pope jump all the
first diet and died of natural causes. No foul play,
the no autopsy, the secrecy of the Vatican, suspicious connections
between Vatican Bank, the mafia, the p two Lodge all
make it questionable to go all in on. He was
killed by somebody, and many believe he was a threat

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to the powerful interests of the Church. There were no
concrete evidence of a murder, but just a lot of inconsistencies.
His short time as the pope remains one of the
most mysterious papal times in the history of the Vatican,

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and the Vatican has deep history. And so that got
me thinking, why would you want to kill the pope?
Because even if you go I want to kill the pope? Really,
any leader, you got to get people on your side, right,
and you ain't getting everybody, true, But you don't need

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everybody to be on your side. You only need a
small group of people. No, But the people that aren't
on your side will speak up, right, especially if they
feel loyal to the person that died. Maybe maybe unless
they don't want to be the next one dead, you
know what I mean. I mean if they're like, hey,
you killed the pope. Yeah, well keep your mouth shut

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on your next Oh okay, okay, fine, And I like
what I'm doing. I don't want to mess that up whatever, boss.
But when you have people that will speak up that
don't have that type of because they feel like it's
the right thing to do. We've seen it just in
the last you know, two or three decades, people going
against the government to spill secrets. I feel like, and

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those aren't even tens and this would be a ten.
Just can't get on board with that, like they just
suddenly get scared. Maybe so, But if you watch or
read anything about the Vatican and their practices, they have
a pretty staunch line on how things are done, and

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maybe people get on board and that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
I love the idea. Remember that TV show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Was it called the Amish Mafia, and it was this
group of people that were Amish that there was just
the sub sect group that were part of organized crime.
And I don't think that's a far jump. I don't
think that's outlandish at all. The fact that they would

(01:15:44):
let them record it is where the ridiculousness part is,
but there's no reason that wouldn't exist in any organized
group of people. Many churches have had thuggery, if you will,
and so there could be people that are there to
protect and.

Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
Get people in line. And if they had mafia connections, even.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
More so, I think it's outlandish to think there isn't
a mafia connection, or there wasn't at one time.

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
The mafia is still strong.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Oh yeah, they just do things differently than they do
in good villains and in Italy it's even more different
and even more a fabric of who they are. So
to me, it can't it's an it's easy to go
there and go, yeah, there's there would be obvious connection
in some capacity. You're not gonna get You're gonna get
at least one person connected. You're gonna get one person

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involved somehow that has a mafia connection into that. This
text Pope Francis, Oh, the loser that stole an item
from a dead priest while at the funeral. Huh, I've
never heard of that. What did he steal?

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
Did he did?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Is that true? I don't know. That's what I'm trying
to find out here. Pope Francis stole from funeral? What
did he steal the pope, stole across off the priest's
corpse at a funeral? What, yeah, you do all this stuff? Okay,

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I mean it must have been okay. He stole a
rosary cross off a late much admired priest. Once he
admitted that to some other Roman priest. The pontiff was
recounted recounting an incident that happened back when he was
still serving the ministry in Buenos Area. So this is
a long time. It was before he became. He took

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some off a dead body. This is what he said.
And immediately there came to mind the thief we all
have inside of, inside of ourselves. And while I arranged
the flowers, I took the cross, and with just a
bit of force I removed it. And in that moment
I looked at him and I said, give me half
your mercy. Only half. I still want to cross. Can
you do that?

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Can you do bad things and go hey, just give
me your mercy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
And when everybody's like, oh, it's all good, give me
just give me half. Give me half is fine. I'll
still take my lumps. Just give me half.

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
Sure, I gotta be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
I'm okay, with somebody being at the head of the
church who's made some mistakes and admits them. Yeah, it
humanizes them. I feel anyway, now they're they're less of
a superhero. I guess you could say, you know, you
still look up to him, you still admire them, but hey,
we all make mistakes. I think it's better character to

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have made a mistake and then be honest about it
and be humble about it and have take ownership in it.
I think that's a better role model than acting like,
then happen right exactly, I'm perfect. It shows that we
all make mistakes, we're all humans. Happens my bad. Let's
let's move forward and do better. And I'm curious when

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he was like, at some point, do they go, hey,
get the stove ready, because you know they do the they.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
Have to burn the papers.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Everybody votes and they burn the papers and that's how
you know if it's if they've got a new pope
or not. Well, and so I do they go, hey,
get the stove ready, or they're like no, no, no, never mind,
he's good, put the stove away, and or do they
get it out and you know, they wheel you back
to your room and you have to go buy the
stove and like, what the hell, guys, you had no faith?

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And when he's incapacitated, incapacitated, I don't know who the
vice pope is. Oh, that's a good one. I mean,
I'm sure there's a hierarchy that's been designated, but that
means but we don't ever talk about that person because
they're not the Pope, and you can't.

Speaker 7 (01:19:43):
Nobody's more than the Pope.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Cardinal Secretary of State is second in command to the Pope,
who oversees the day to day operations of the Vatican
and the Holy See. So he makes sure there's there's
somebody at the front door again and I can't hand
out the self guided tour thing. Yes. This role is
a high ranking position within the Roman Curia, the Vatican's
administrative body, and is seen as the Pope's chief advisor

(01:20:07):
and diplomat. So the Pope when the Pope doesn't want
to deal with something, he's like yah yah, yeah, yah yeah,
give it to Cardinal Secretary. As of March twelfth, twenty
twenty five, the current Cardinal Secretary of State is Cardinal
Pietro Perilin or Petro Okay. When the popecy is vacant.

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The provisional government of the Catholic Church passes to the
hands of the College of Cardinals, and the Camelleringo serves
as the Vatican City's acting sovereign.

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
And it is an automatic And just because you do
that doesn't mean you'll be.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
The pope exactly. You're just acting pope.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Right now until we elect.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
You could possibly be elected coming up second in command,
but I wouldn't count on it, right. Wow, Well, at
least they have somebody in place for that sort of thing,
all right, better than we're a limbo. We'll figure it out.
I always feel like in the pope scenario, he just

(01:21:13):
kind of does whatever he wants and then people, damn it,
you gotta deal with that. He's like, hey, it's okay
to do stuff on Sunday, and they're like, damn it.
They probably won't say that shut the door, right. I
think he drops the pope card every now and again.
You know who I am, this pope?

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
No, I think there are popes that do that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Right, I'm the Pope. I'll do whatever I want. I mean,
popes have done heinous things, all right, besides stealing from
a dead body. What could they possibly have done easily?
Pope Stephen the six who had his predecessor Pope force

(01:21:56):
Miss exhumed, defingered, briefly, reburied, and threw in the tibber
I want them fingers. Pope John the seventh, who gave
land to his mistress, murdered several people and was killed
by a man who caught him in bed with his wife.
Wow the twelfth. Ope John the twelfth twelfth, Yeah, oh

(01:22:17):
was an ax ye that's fun gave land to his mistress. Oh,
I thought you were supposed to give up the poon
time prope mean celibate. It was killed by a man
who caught him in bill wow. Uh. This Pope Alexander
the sixth. This was in fourteen ninety two. His name

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is synonymous with scandal because of this guy's rule. There
was controversy from the start. He was a wealthy spaniard
who allegedly bought the papacy by bribing his fellow electors.
He also saw no problem appointing many of his relatives
to positions of power or killing his off rival cardinals
to claim their valuable property for himself. He fathered several

(01:23:01):
children with many of his mistresses. See popes be dirty
people too.

Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
It's a different time then, sure.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Yes, fourteen ninety two, right Boniface man, This Pope Boniface
the Eighth. Yeah, it was his way or the highway
his many enemies. Was a writer whose criticism of the
Church led to his exile at the hands of his cronies.
In thirteen oh two. He used a papal bull, the

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church's term for an official proclamation which placed Europe's kings
and their armies under his command. Many called him a bull,
which would be different than what gimpy might think a
bull is. He was ordered Boniface's capture, and he was
caught who had caught wind of these plans to excommunicate him.

(01:23:52):
He died soon after this, but before not earning himself
a permanent spot in the eighth circle of l in
Dante's Inferno. Dammm, yeah, but yeah, he stole across off
a dead body. But is he Dante Inferno?

Speaker 11 (01:24:07):
Bad?

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Right? And if you look at all these things we've read,
it ain't nothing compared to the cross thing. No, not
at all. This Pope Urban the six complained that he
did not hear enough screaming when cardinals who had conspired
against him, were tortured. We need a harsher. I don't

(01:24:33):
hear him screaming enough? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
Then their lesson?

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Wow? Wow? How about this one? Pope Leo the tenth
He was a member during the fifteen thirteen and he
liked finer things in life. He funded some of the
renaissance most famous artwork, but his big spending drove the
church's finances into the red. To help balance the books,

(01:24:57):
he relied heavily on the sale of indulgences, which is
forking over money to the church to buy forgiveness for sins. Wow,
to get a dead relative out of purgatory, little pay
for penance type of scheme. That's fun. Here. You think
these are the most holy men that walk the land, right,

(01:25:18):
it's the pope. They're in charge of the whole Catholic
community now, and they are just as scummy as the
rest of us. This one's awesome. Pope John the twelfth,
nine fifty five. He became the pope when he was eighteen,
and he ran the pope like he was eighteen. A

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lot of the accounts say that under his reign there
was very ruckus. There were a lot of parties and
pretty much a brothel. Hey, yeah, getted Pope. He apparently
died of a stroke with another man's wife, Pope Bennett

(01:26:00):
the ninth. He apparently was labeled a demon from hell,
so vile, foul that I shudder to think of it
were some of the words that were said about him.
He held the positions, he was so bad. He held
the position three different times. He's threatened him so much,

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he's like, you're gonna vote me in again. His first
spell as pope ended with him fleeing Rome after citizens
rebellion erupted over his violent behavior. He then came back
into power for a second time, but sold the papacy
to his godfather, who became Pope.

Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
Gregory the sixth.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
I think that is yeah, Pope Benedict was still not finished.
He returned to Rome years later, reclaimed the throne, and
then lost it again after German armies finally chased him
out of Rome.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Yo, man, wow, wow, okay, yeah, yeah, but stealing across
makes him bad here, right, he's a bad man.

Speaker 7 (01:27:04):
Hey, listen, it's a low bar. Just step over it, right, Like, Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
As long as I don't kill my enemies and turn
this place into a brothel. Good I'll never I gotta
be honest, when I went to Rome and standing in
the Vatican and you're in this hall and there's all
this stuff, and I didn't know all those stories, but
I knew there were stories. And to think of just
the deep history that you're standing where that.

Speaker 7 (01:27:29):
Kind of brouhaha right ensued or.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
The post the pillar is the realiest power is right
out front, and how they would tie people to and
whip them and people are.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Just gathered around with their cameras and their fanny.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Packs, right, take a picture, taking pictures. It is a
wild all right, We got to take a break. We'll
be back.

Speaker 9 (01:27:50):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next nine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Good Morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show for six
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what you want to say to eight two nine four
five for conspiracy theory thorsy.

Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
The other thing that I.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Have was we don't see new ones of these pop
up that often, but there's a new Mandela effect that
people are talking about. And uh for those that are no
Mandela effect is when you remember something but that's not
what happened. Some classic ones Shazam are one where you

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believe there was this sindbad movie called Shazam and that
that apparently is not a thing, or it is, or
when we need a bigger boat, we're going to need
a bigger boat in Jaws and that's that's not act

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or accurate. Or the Bernstein Bears because it's the Burnstain Bears.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
My favorite is Ed McMahon right, okay, not being in
publishers clearinghouse commercials.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
That fool was delivering balloons and big checks.

Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
My entire child is absolutely it was even in a
Golden Girls episode.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Uh huh, or Luke, I am your father, which he
never says. He says, no, I am your father. These
are all examples of Mendela effect. But there is a
new one out there from Forrest Gump. Uh oh, we
all love Forrest Gump. We all know Forrest Gump really well, Jaws,
maybe even Star Wars. It's been a while, so you

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could go, oh, maybe I don't remember it correctly. So
I'm gonna ask you what he says and we'll see
where it lands. In the scene where he gets in
a fight at the Black Panther party and is forced
to leave, what does he say, Sorry, I broke up
your black panther party.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
Lindsay, Oh, is that what it is or is it
little party? Sorry? I broke up your little party.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
The group of people online say sorry, I ruined your
black panther party. Right, And what he actually says is
sorry for having a fight in the middle of your
black panther party. Now that I don't believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:40):
I don't believe he says sorry for having a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
In the middle of your black That seems like a
lot to come out of forest mouth. It's a pretty
simple guy. I'm just saying, sorry, I got on a
fire in the middle of your black panther party. Oh
I think I know if they're swearing in this, but
so we're gonna I don't think we're gonna go by
the seat of our pants here and see what happens.

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Come on forst.

Speaker 8 (01:31:12):
Sorry, I had a fight in the middle of your
black panther party.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
What's wrong? Lindsay, you say it d and corrected. I
don't hear that. Every ody you huh man deel effect man. Awesome, Right, yeah,
it is awesome. It's terrible. It's ruining everything I love it, all,
everything that we know that we have ever known. It's
ruined because why Because that goddamn large haldering collider that

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they have in Switzerland. Every time they fired up, something
goes wrong and we shifted dimensions. Now we're on a
totally different plane where Forrest says sorry, I got I
fought in the middle of a black panther party.

Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
Yeah, he doesn't say ruined at all, And you can
hear him in your head. You can hear him say ruined.
You can hear him say fine, sure, sorry I got
in a fight. But you also hear him say sorry,
I got in a fight and ruined.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
He's So there's an explanation why Lindsay sod digging in
on this. Even though I played the audio for is,
people confuse that scene with the scene from another movie,
Oh that he is in in military gear where he says, sorry,
I ruined your New Year New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan.

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I guess it's in the same movie. But later yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:32:31):
Because I was like, I don't think he talks like
Forrest Gump in another movie.

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
There's another there's another one in this movie too.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Where he ruins your roommate's robe.

Speaker 7 (01:32:40):
Life is like a box of chocolates.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
You never know what you're gonna get where he actually says,
Mama always said yeah, but people never say that part, right.

Speaker 11 (01:32:49):
Yeah, yeah, ruined your black panther party, having a fight
in the middle of your black panther party.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Yeah, it seems like it's too much.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
It does. You're right, but it does make sense because
he does actually say ruined when he's talking to Lieutenant
Dan later. So that's why we get it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
Cannes.

Speaker 6 (01:33:15):
Yeah, yeah, makes perfect sense. And someone texted us that
it wasn't sindbad in Hizam, it was shack Okay, was it?

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
No, No, We've been through this so many times. Yeah, yeah,
all right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 9 (01:33:32):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, a big bad
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Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
At cunning salesman your mind into thinking you believe it's
Shazam so and so, and it's not. All right, nope,
all right.

Speaker 10 (01:34:09):
Let's do balls with the Wall Sports.

Speaker 6 (01:34:23):
The Seahawks are adding a four time pro bowler to
their defensive line on the first day of the new
league year. ESPN reports that Seattle is signing DeMarcus Lawrence
to a three year deal that has a max value
of forty two million dollars and includes eighteen million dollars guaranteed.
The longtime Cowboys pass rusher spent the first eleven season

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seasons of his NFL career in Dallas. The thirty two
year old was limited to four games last season because
of a right foot spring. Lawrence has a mass four
hundred and fifty tackles and sixty one and a half
sacks through one hundred and forty one career games. The
Cowboys swung a pair trades for two former first round
selections to bolster their defense. On the first day of

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the new league year. ESPN reports that Dallas has acquired
linebacker Kenneth Murray Junior from the Tennessee Titans and cornerback
Higher Elam from the Buffalo Bills. The Cowboys sent a
sixth round pick to Tennessee in exchange for Murray and
a seventh round pick, while also sending fifth and seventh
round picks to Buffalo in exchange for Elam and a

(01:35:26):
sixth round selection. Murray had ninety five tackles in three
and a half sacks with the Titans in twenty twenty four.
Elam finished last year with twenty six tackles so far.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
It is the first time since the merger that all
the NFL teams have their allotted draft position. Huh wow.

Speaker 7 (01:35:45):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
That doesn't mean it won't change here in the next
couple weeks, but that is where they're at.

Speaker 7 (01:35:52):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (01:35:53):
The Broncos are adding another weapon to the offense for
second year quarterback bo Nicks Denver signing for agent tight
end Evan Ingram to a two year, twenty three million
dollar deal that includes sixteen and a half million dollars
fully guaranteed. The thirty year old was released by the
Jags earlier this month after spending the past three seasons
in Jacksonville. The two time Pro Bowler totaled forty seven

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catches for three hundred and sixty five yards in one
touchdown while being limited to nine games in twenty twenty four.
The Steelers are poaching a veteran defensive back from their
in state rival. Darius Slay Junior agreed to a one year,
ten million dollar deal to join Pittsburgh yesterday. The contract
is fully guaranteed. Slay was released by the Eagles with

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a post June first designation, which saves the team nearly
four and a half million in salary cap space. The
thirty four year old spent the last five years in
Philly and had thirteen passes defended to go with forty
nine tackles in fourteen games last season. The cornerback was
originally taken by the Lions thirty sixth overall in the
twenty thirteen draft and at twenty eight career interceptions.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
You want to have fun, go down the bag of
go down the rabbit hole of people bagging on Aaron Rodgers,
like trying to be like encouraging him to sign with
the Steelers.

Speaker 7 (01:37:11):
It's so funny to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
And I read yesterday that Mason Rudolph they're thinking we'll
go back to Pittsburgh to be the backup to whoever
is going to be the starter, which I think he's
a solid backup.

Speaker 6 (01:37:25):
Where was he at most recently? Yeah, Yeah, Eagles are
adding some extra protection behind Sakwan Barkley. ESPN reports that
the team signed aj Dillon to a one year deal.
The move comes after Kenneth Gainwell signed with the rivals
with the rival Steelers in free agency. The running back
missed all of last season with a neck injury, but

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is cleared to return. The twenty six year old was
originally taken by the Packers in the second round of
the twenty twenty draft. Dylan rushed for more than six
hundred yards to go with a pair of touchdowns while
backing up up than Green Bay starter Aaron Jones back
in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Oh well good, because you know the Eagles need some
help in the backfield, right with you know Saquon Quadly Right.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
Apparently Tiger woods Life is getting the movie treatment. A
movie about Tiger Woods Life is reportedly being developed by
Amazon's MGM. Multiple reports say former President Obama and First
Lady Michelle Obama's company Higher Ground is in talks to
produce the film. Woods is one of the most accomplished

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golfers of all time, having won fifteen major championships and
eighty two PGA Tour events. The biopic will be based
on the book The Tiger Slam, The Inside story of
the Greatest golf Ever played Ronaldo Marcus Green, who directed
the Oscar nominated King Richard, is attached to the film.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Unless they've got to hit all the things, absolutely, if.

Speaker 7 (01:38:59):
They don't hit the same scandals.

Speaker 6 (01:39:00):
Exactly, which I'm afraid they won't.

Speaker 7 (01:39:03):
You have to.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
That is a huge chapter, damn it. Yeah, I hope
they do. They have to. Now they don't have to
do the whole like him hitting the tree and yeah,
they don't have.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
To do all that. You can.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
You can deal with that chapter without, you know, doing
the thing everybody wants to that part. What about the
pill addiction and the car you got to hit all that?

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
Yeah, yes, yeah, And I think the background with his
dad is important too.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Absolutely the opening scene already got it, him sitting there
in a high chair watching his dad hit golf balls,
because that's a real thing. Yeah, right, right transition you
see a younger Tiger Woods in the garage after dinner,
his dad making him hit golf balls, yelling racial slurs
at him. Yeah, all happened, right, Like the continuation of

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his dad just browbeating him and of turning into not
a monster, but like turning into this person that nobody
can relate to.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
And didn't his dad like take him with him when
he would go and meet mistresses and stuff too.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Uh. I don't know for sure on that.

Speaker 6 (01:40:18):
I didn't hide it from him at least.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Yeah, I can't speak for sure on that, but I
think you can. It can be good and tragic, yeah,
for sure, Because I don't know if you can.

Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
Call Tiger Wood's career tragic.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
No, not his career, his life maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:40:37):
I mean, not the best personal life.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
But he's also has great kids so far, appear to
be great kids. I should say I would. I don't
think you can go with tragic life personal life, no,
not not. You know Norman Rockwell, it ain't perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:40:52):
He's made bad choices, but I think overall he can
say I've had a really good life.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
I think he could. Yeah, has it been you know,
not exactly. I don't know what kind of daddy is.
I don't know any of those things right, right, How
do we know he's not yelling at his younger kids.
He very well, but that's what he knows exactly. Here's
the thing, Like he could be breaking the cycle and
not yelling at them but still forcing them to do that.

Speaker 7 (01:41:18):
I mean absolutely, think about that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
When you think about if you think your parents did
things that are not the way you want to do things,
and you're like, I'm breaking the cycle, the chances that
your parents did the same thing right exists, right, So
that means that you got a lesser version than what
they got. Think that. Yeah, yeah, But if they do
a movie, they've got to I think so. I think

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so they've got to hit all those things if.

Speaker 6 (01:41:46):
They want, if they want more viewership, they will for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
I mean, that's what made the Michael Jordan documentary so good.
That was a documentary, but that's what made it so entertaining,
is you he they didn't hold.

Speaker 6 (01:41:56):
Back, right, And that's your boss of the Wall Sports.
I'm Lindsay in ninety seven five.

Speaker 7 (01:42:11):

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Nine one, eight four six, Oh kmod, Good morning Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (01:42:16):
Good morning Corbyn. Happy dirty thirtieth birthday to porn star
Kristin Scott. Can check out this California gallon art of
four play Confessions of a Naughty Cheerleader and Family Always
Comes First. She's a twenty nineteen Most Luscious Labio Award winner.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Good morning Gimpie, Oh why she got that? These are
not luscious at all? Hey, good morning Corbyn. Remember Rocklaholma's
coming up lab Day weekend prior you say, get you
a lineup and your link to get the website the
Rocks game. What either know? All right? Let's go ahead
and do our top list.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
We do it every Thursday.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
At this time. It's not very big Mad Morning, Soo's
top list random topics, randomly drawn with random results. Now
here's Corbyn, Gimpy and Lindsay with this week's top list.
This week's top list is Top five things you should
spend a lot of money on. Top five things you
should spend a lot of money on.

Speaker 6 (01:43:11):
Lindsay Number five a five star restaurant. It is worth
the price and the experience, especially if you don't go
out a lot. You want to spend the money on
the good food, the good service, and again just the
experience alone. It is worth the money. And as I

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was talking to my husband about this list last night,
He's like, you know, for me, that is the number
one and only thing. Honestly, I could deal with cheap
stuff on anything else, but I really like going to
a place where I know the cook isn't an ex
prisoner like I just well, that doesn't joy that very much.

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He likes to have his meal prepared by a chef.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Nicest restaurant you've ever eaten it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:04):
Mmm, oh, I'll say Bodine's based on the experience.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Deans here until Okay. Yeah, that's your five star one
of my favorites. Yeah, I would think, being in your
connection to Chicago and stuff, you would have picked Ukay, if.

Speaker 6 (01:44:25):
We want to go Chicago area, then Japanesy was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
What kind of food is that?

Speaker 6 (01:44:30):
Japanese Asian Asian fusion racist Asian.

Speaker 7 (01:44:35):
I didn't say it, I said I thought it, but
I wanted to clarify.

Speaker 6 (01:44:38):
Yeah, place is pretty exquisite. At the time. I don't
I haven't been to Chicago in a few years, but
at the time it was Hugh Hefner's one of his
favorite restaurants when he would go to Chicago and Jennifer Aniston. Yeah,
and Jennifer Aniston and I think Vince Vaughan it was
one of his favorites as well. But yeah, tried it

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and it was exquisite.

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
Fanciest restaurant you've ever eaten at Gimpie Goldie Grol now
probably Promo. Yeah, that's pretty swanky. Mine would have to
be the French Room in Dallas, Okay. When my wife
and I we celebrated are were divorced, and we went
down there and ate and it was like you have
like four waiters. It was wild.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:45:26):
So do you tip based on which like do you
give a different server dog?

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
I'm sure they.

Speaker 7 (01:45:31):
Talked about me after I left. I tipped, but I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
Right, here's a five split it.

Speaker 7 (01:45:37):
Right, here's a shiny nickel.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Yeah, I own my own restaurant. And what is one
of those things like you don't wait for anything? You
want a tea boom? They got it right then you
your fork drops. They've got a fresh one right there,
like in two seconds. How did you get it so fast? Yeah,
like they're catching it before it hits right, it's walking
around a pocket full of forks.

Speaker 6 (01:46:00):
Good band name right, number four on my list?

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Also a movie.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
Yeah. Lawn and leaf bags. Now, I know that lawn
and leaf bags aren't typically expensive, but don't get the
cheap ones. I've made that mistake before.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Are we talking about the brown paper bag ones that
you buy for lawn and leaf stuff? Are you talking
about plastic?

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
I'm talking about those plastic black bags.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
Yes, definitely look like pumpkins when you fill them.

Speaker 6 (01:46:29):
Up, right, Yeah, don't don't get generic because the handles break,
the bags split open. You got to get the heavy duty,
like hefty I know they are the pricier ones, but
they are worth it every time. Number three on my
list bras.

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
Damn it come across that off.

Speaker 6 (01:46:54):
Worth paying the extra, probably anywhere from thirty to sixty
dollars extra than what you would spend maybe at Walmart
or a TJ Max. I prefer like a Victoria Secret.
You will spend a lot, but they will last you longer.

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Number two on my list bed sheets. I have hated
buying bed sheets in the past because if you go
with the cheaper one, you think all these feel nice,
and then one day you decide, oh, I'm gonna splurge

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and get like fifteen hundred count Egyptian cotton and realize,
oh my god, I've been doing life wrong. This is
the way to go. And then you cannot buy anything
less than that. And sure you'll spend anywhere from two
hundred to three hundred dollars, but it is worth it
because they last long and they feel so good when

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you climb into.

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
Bed Sheets are one of those things where that the
phrase it's amazing what you'll get used to yeah, plays
into effect, because there have been many times where I've
gotten into a you know, I haven't been able to
afford nice sheets, but they were what they were. But
I remember at the time who loving them?

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
Yes, one percent. And then number one on my list
is a vacuum cleaner. Specifically, if you can afford to
buy a Kirby vacuum cleaner, do it my okay. So
usually when you buy a Kirby, it was a door
to door salesman would sell Kirby's. And I remember I

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was around nine or ten years old and a Kirby
salesman showed up at our house sold my parents on one.
This thing was heavy. It was so heavy, and but
that was the only downfall of this vacuum cleaner, and
to this day, my mom still has it. It still works.
It was the easiest thing to take a part and

(01:48:59):
turn it into a carpet shampoor. So it went did
that and it vacuumed anything, pet hair, anything, spills liquid, whatever.
This thing had a motor on it that could probably
run a car. It was so powerful and worth I

(01:49:20):
think they spent like over nine hundred dollars on it,
and the price has never changed, Like you still like
I can walk into a vacuum repair center, I'm like,
oh my gosh, you have a carbean here. Oh yeah,
it's a second hand, but it's the same price as
you would pay if it were brand new.

Speaker 7 (01:49:38):
How many vacuums do you have in your home?

Speaker 9 (01:49:40):
One?

Speaker 6 (01:49:40):
Well, two? I have I robot and then I have
a handheld shark.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
Can be How many vacuums do you have? One? No, two, two?
I take that back. One for the house and then
I got a shot back. Yeah. Which for the longest time,
there at least thirteen before I started here, back when
I was yeah yeah, yeah, twenty ten, I was using

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the shop back as my house vacuum as in an apartment.
You know, they're good vacuums. Yeah they work, man, they work. Yeah, yeah,
good stuff. So number five for me on things that
you should spend a lot of money on food ingredients, Well,
you can taste the difference between an all ways save
and like a brand name food all right, So I

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feel you should spend the money when it comes to
food ingredients because you don't want to taste the you
don't want to taste the disgustingness, the cheapness that comes
with it. Uh, which, I feel like my list is
gonna be way different than everybody else's. I don't have
five star restaurant on my list. I'll tell you that
right now. Number four toilet paper. Toilet paper, Spend the money,

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get the Charman, get the Northern. I remember one this
wasn't It was a couple of years back or whatever,
and I guess we ran out of toilet paper at
the houses when my little brother was living with me,
and he went to go get some and he, oh god, uh,
eighty eight cents a role, I think, is what he got.

(01:51:12):
It was literally the worst ever and he got like,
you know, four to six packs something like that. So
I went and got some decent toilet paper and that
served as emergency toilet paper, which is horrid.

Speaker 7 (01:51:28):
That feels like you have to learn that lesson type
of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
Yeah. Yeah, I went to use the bathroom. I said,
what the hell is this? You gotta use half a
damn roll of toilet paper. Just get what you need done.
It's terrible. Spend the money, get decent tpee. Number three
for me is vehicle parts. Parts for your car, your
bike or whatever you go. I'm a firm believer, and

(01:51:52):
you get which pay for and when, and I get
at times are tough. There's been many times when I've
had to buy refurbished parts or whatever, something cheaper, but
they don't last that long. They don't last that long.
So spend the money, get the good stuff, and if
a warranty is offered, take it. Take it for me.
Number two thing that you should spend a lot of

(01:52:14):
money on is footwear. Footwear, i e. Socks end or shoes,
either one of them. Right. Socks, Yeah, you can get
the cheap socks. They work, they cover your feet. There's
something about spending the money on a decent pair of socks.
They're comfy, you know, they don't they just feel better.
Same way with shoes. Now, I think it's ridiculous for

(01:52:37):
people that, like my ex once spends like two hundred
and fifteen dollars on a pair of Nikes, and I
think that's ridiculous. But at that point, you're just buying
a name, you're buying a style, You're not buying comfort.
The most I spend for me on shoes is like
sixty maybe seventy bucks a brand loyal though I've had.
I've had Nikes, and I've had the Rebox, and I've
had all kinds of Converse, you know, but Adidas works

(01:53:01):
for me. For me, those are the most comfortable shoes
that I've ever put my foot in, So therefore I
stick with Adidas. But I ain't buying Walmart shoes, that's
for damn sure. And then number one a mattress. Spend
the money, get a decent mattress. There's been dames in

(01:53:21):
my life that you know. You know, mattresses are expensive,
so they just get the cheapest one they can find,
and it is the worst goddamn sleep I have ever had.
I once compared one broad's bed to a portal to Hell.
That's how bad it was. I'd go to sleep and
have horrible dreams because I can't sleep for nothing, and

(01:53:43):
it's just horrible nightmarish dreams, and all because of the mattress.
Now I know somebody who recently just spent four K
on a mattress. That sounds ridiculous. However, I get it.
If you got the money, spend it, it's worth it.

Speaker 7 (01:54:02):
Have you laid on that mattress yet?

Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
Not yet? Will you get to Maybe? I don't know.
It'd be a little weird that if I just went
in there and was like, hey, let me lay on
your mattress. Oh if if one of my friends spends
four cam like, can I lay yeah in the bed
and one of those purple mattresses whatever, and says that,
I mean, granted, it is a huge step up from
what they did have, you know, And I thought, well, yeah, man,
four thousand dollars, there's a lot to spend on a mattress,

(01:54:25):
but it is well worth it. Yeah. Now, granted I
didn't spend that much on my mattress. I only spent
like five hundred on it, and it's fantastic. It's way
better than the portals of Hell that I have slept
on before. But you know, okay, four thousand dollars maybe
well worth the money, and you can't. You should not
skimp on sleep. Mattresses are one of those things that

(01:54:45):
you'll spend two minutes in the store on to decide
what you're gonna lay on for the next five years
or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:54:51):
And getting mattresses now is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
I was watching this video of a guy who bought
a house unseen on an island, and he was referbing
it and he bought the mattress, but it came in
a box. Rather than having just like slide a mattress
onto a boat. It was just a box.

Speaker 6 (01:55:07):
Yeah, that's crazy. They come in a box. Is now
couches coming?

Speaker 7 (01:55:10):
I saw one with a couch.

Speaker 6 (01:55:11):
I was like, damn, right.

Speaker 2 (01:55:13):
Really stepped up the game in the past. Yeah. Uh.
Top list things you should spend a lot of money on.
Number five For me, anything that you think is worth
your time. If you have the money to have somebody
mow your yard because your time is important to you,
worth it. If it is important to you to pay

(01:55:33):
someone to cook all your meals and you pick them
up and do it. If it's worth you your time
to pay someone to clean so you don't have to
do it. If it's our washer broke, and I had
to go to the laundry mat right, And I sat
there and watched people come and go, and I saw
a lot of people dropping off the laundry to have
someone else do it.

Speaker 7 (01:55:51):
If it saves you time, do it. If it brings
you happiness.

Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
Just do it. It's worth spending whatever the price is.
Number four Socks and underwear. Good socks, good underwear go
a long way, because even on the worst days, you
can go. I got put on those socks and underwear.
You're like, hell, yeah, nothing's worse. Then you're having a
bad day. Truck won't start boss on your ass, and

(01:56:18):
then you put on your holy Saki underwear. You're like,
my life sucks, your big toe poking through. Yeah. Number three,
anything with sleep, Okay. If you want to buy a mattress,
do it. You want to buy one thousand, fifteen hundred
count Egyptian sheets, do it. You want that TikTok pillow,

(01:56:43):
do it. You want the pillow topper, thing that shoots
electromagnetic molecules that keep you. Do it. Sleep is the
number one thing people do not pay attention to that
can enhance your life dramatically. Anything you have to do.
You need a night shirt with the stocking cap, do

(01:57:04):
it nice, the old nightcappenez er screwge holding a candle. Yeah, whatever, man,
If it makes your sleeping experience better, it is defendable.
It's number three. Number two special occasions, birthdays. I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:57:28):
You don't have to do a five star.

Speaker 2 (01:57:30):
You could, but it is worth it to spend money
on special occasions. Money for me is about maximizing life experiences.
And if that means you want to go to Bodine's,
do it. If that means you want to order a
bottle of prosecco at dinner. Do it. I get it's expensive,

(01:57:51):
but it will make that experience so much more memorable
because you can't take your money with you at the end.
I'm a big believer in this, which carry me over
to number one. Vacation. I'm not saying you got to
book the best resort if you can do it, but
when you go on vacation, pull up front and let

(01:58:11):
somebody take your luggage and put it on the thing
and tip them. Pay for car service. Don't get in
the jam everybody into the thing. Pay for a private
car service. It feels awesome. Go ahead and get a
nice meal while you're there. Order room service. Again. Maximize

(01:58:32):
the life experience with money rather than saving it for
the end where you can't enjoy it right then your
bastard kids are fighting over it. That's something I've recently,
not the basterard kids fighting over your money, but vacations.
I've recently, you know, discovered, like, yes, spend the money
on it. It's well worth it. Go someplace you want

(01:58:53):
to go, not someplace you have to go, because that's
you know, that's all we can do. Or staycations or whatever.
Go travel, have fun, I'm not. I'd see I've gotten
be done on the visectomy. I pushed him pretty hard
on doing vacations out of state. Right, he's done all
these things. My next project with him is to take
a crazy vacation he thought he'd.

Speaker 6 (01:59:14):
Never take, like on an airplane somewhere.

Speaker 7 (01:59:17):
Maybe whatever that looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:59:18):
Right right, I'm just traveling out of the country. That's
probably my next goal, getting a passport and a real
idea or whatever. Because you don't know when it's over,
Ain't that the truth? And to me, going on vacation
is amazing for so many different reasons. And being able

(01:59:38):
to go and visit I just think it's awesome. And
this is something we did in the last few well
two things. One one time we went to the Dominican
I think, and we had to pay if we paid
two hundred dollars, maybe it was a little bit more.
Someone would meet us at the curb, walk us through
customs and give us bottles of water, take us to

(02:00:01):
our everything, take care of your yes done. We did
it because it was worth it. And then a few
years ago when we started going to Cabo, we had
a chance to pay for private transportation and.

Speaker 7 (02:00:14):
At first I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
I've always been the person like, hey, if I could
save money here, why not do that? And my wife
is like, why not. It's vacation. We deserve it, and
I'm trying. I imagine it alleviates a lot of stress
that goes in with that. You don't have so much
to worry about. You don't have to worry about, you know,
filling the car up with gas or you know, stressing

(02:00:37):
out when you're driving in foreign draffic. And by foreign
I mean someplace that's not where you normally live. Yeah,
what I mean? So, yeah, that makes sense. Well for me,
I walk out, they're waiting for me. They have a picture.
They know it's me. Little Sinus says, quarter mean they
have that too, that if I want to have a
couple of cool beers, they'll make sure they're in the

(02:00:59):
car form they put the luggage in.

Speaker 7 (02:01:02):
I don't have to help. They'll drive.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
If I'm like, hey, will you stop here so I
can get some tacos, they'll do it. When I get
to the resort, they take. It's worth every penny. I
don't have to have small talk with Jane right from Sacramento.

Speaker 7 (02:01:24):
Oh, how was your trip.

Speaker 2 (02:01:28):
It's worth every penny to maximize your life experiences, because again,
you don't know when you're in the portal to hell. Yeah,
all right, we.

Speaker 7 (02:01:42):
Got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (02:01:43):
We'll be back.

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Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
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was like, oh, okay, what'd you learn? No, not yet,

(02:02:28):
not yet. How you guys have been watching the Wendy
Williams thing that's happened in the last few days. It's spectacular.

Speaker 6 (02:02:33):
Yeah, oh, piece a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:02:36):
I know.

Speaker 6 (02:02:37):
She went into the hospital from yes, the nursing care.

Speaker 2 (02:02:39):
Yeah, all right, so she was in this home being
watched or taken care of, she says, against her will.
And so she's in New York and she puts this
sign up saying she's being held against her will up
to the window, and fans who apparently would go by
the lot I guess, I don't know. The police were called,

(02:03:01):
she was removed from the place, and she was on
a New York radio show She's going to be on
some TV talk show this week, arguing that she is
fine and there should be no reason she shouldn't be
allowed to make her own decisions right, and it has
been documented many times that there is something not right.

(02:03:23):
A judge is said to be frustrated with her behavior
and once her move to a potentially more restrictive facility,
questioning her ability to handle independence. She called a current
facility a luxury prison. The judge told Wendy Williams lawyer
that Wendy would be given independence she can handle when
she would be able to handle. She claims she's unfairly restricted.

(02:03:45):
Has reportedly passed a mental competency test, and some believe
the judges retaliating against her for speaking out. I kind
of have this thing like, let's agree what a universal
threshold should be, and if you pass that, best of luck, right,

(02:04:05):
And I want to hope that judges don't hold resentment.
They don't love when you don't follow their orders, which
is understandable, but I hope they don't hold resentment and
punish people based on that.

Speaker 7 (02:04:20):
Humans be humans.

Speaker 2 (02:04:21):
I get it, but I would like to think the
majority of them do not. I'm probably wrong, on that.
But I don't know. I'm kind of in this place
where I can't decide if people should be put under
conservatorship or guardianship, adult guardianship short of dementia, Alzheimer's, some

(02:04:45):
kind of mental health, I physically can't.

Speaker 6 (02:04:47):
Do it, which they've said that she has a form
of dementia.

Speaker 2 (02:04:52):
If you pass a competency test, that would not be true.
That's what I'm saying, Like, if we have an agreed
standard and you pass it the bay right, yeah, fly Birdie.

Speaker 6 (02:05:07):
I thought that she was diagnosed with the same form
that Bruce Willis has.

Speaker 2 (02:05:13):
Okay, I guess that would make sense. I don't know.
I don't know. I could understand from a loved one
standpoint that you're like, there, you're not their normal self.
It's kind of like your parents, and how many of
you have had conversation with your parents about when they
won't drive anymore? Right, you don't. That is something you

(02:05:36):
do usually when it's too late. They hit the mailbox,
they had another person right driving through a building. Yeah,
in all honesty. Yeah, So I can understand from a
standpoint where're like, they're not the same. We can't let
them drive because the person that wants to drive is
gonna be like I could drive right, right, right right.
The most insane people say they're perfectly fine. Right. This

(02:05:59):
all go back to if there's a universal test, great,
if you can pass the fantastic, keep on going. I
don't think you should, you know, have conservatorships or anything
like that at all. Let people figure it out and
if you can, awesome. If not, bye, it's called natural selection.
I agree, But when it potentially puts other people in
danger is why I think it's necessary. Right, Well, then

(02:06:21):
one could say it was meant to be. You were
meant to die by getting hit by an old lady
driving a car. I wanted to see what are some
questions on a mental competency test? Okay, because I was

(02:06:43):
just curious, Like cognitive abilities are tested, motor activity, drawing
pictures okay, General behavior your level of consciousness or orientation,
to see if the patient knows who they are, where
they live, what year it is, why they're there, Are

(02:07:03):
they alert? That makes sense, right? General behavior, assessing eye movement,
facial expressions, ability to follow commands, cooperation, defensiveness. I don't
love that. You could fake that. Yeah, I could fake that.
I'm paying attention and not being distracted. But maybe if
I'm really not there, I won't have the ability to

(02:07:26):
control my mind that way.

Speaker 7 (02:07:27):
Okay, motor activities like we talked about.

Speaker 2 (02:07:31):
Long term memory could be evaluated in those by telling
the patient three objects like a red wagon, a tennis ball,
and a cow, and evaluating how many of these they
can recall ten minutes later. Okay. Remote memory baby tested
by asking them to name past presidents or past historic figures. Oh,

(02:07:51):
who was on the cover of Shazam Send bead? What
did Forrest Gump say after the fight at the Black
Panther Party?

Speaker 7 (02:08:04):
Right, you would not pass it?

Speaker 2 (02:08:05):
No, because it's different for everybody. I would like to
think they don't hold it a hard line, no use
it was right, right, you would have passed if you
could have just remembered that one Forest Gump quote. Determining
whether they have racing, tangent, needle, unfocused, disorganized, delusional, grandiose,

(02:08:28):
orlogical thoughts, and whether they feel suicidal or homicidal.

Speaker 7 (02:08:33):
Those are just some of the things. I'm not sure
what drawing would achieve.

Speaker 6 (02:08:37):
So I know that when my mother in law first,
I think her first couple of tests when she was
before being diagnosed. She diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Okay, she had
to draw. She was asked to draw picture of a house,
a simple house, and a star. She was asked if

(02:08:59):
she could draw. I think it was more of can
you draw a picture of a box and then can
you turn that box into a house.

Speaker 2 (02:09:08):
Yeah, that feels Alzheimer's test feels like it would be
different than a mental competency test.

Speaker 6 (02:09:14):
I don't know how they're I'm yeah, I don't know
how they differ. But yeah, it was silly things like that.
I remember my father in law just calling me and
saying like it was a it was a joke, like,
I don't think it explains anything. Like the first time
she went he was like, yeah, she could do everything.

(02:09:35):
He was like, But to me, like, I'm telling the
doctor like, look, I cannot hold a conversation with her
without her asking me the same questions over and over.

Speaker 2 (02:09:46):
I know something is going on. I mean I talked
to my wife about stuff and she asked me the
same questions over and over. But that might be different, right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:09:54):
So it wasn't until I think the second time she
went in and got tested, and they're like, oh, yes.

Speaker 7 (02:10:01):
Sure, I'm sure that's a little bit different.

Speaker 2 (02:10:03):
Feels like we've taken a sad turn that I don't
know how to course correct now.

Speaker 6 (02:10:07):
Well, I did look up Wendy Williams diagnosis and it
was she was diagnosed with primary progressive phasia and front
front do temporal dementia FTD in twenty twenty three after
undergoing a series of medical tests.

Speaker 7 (02:10:23):
I mean, think about that.

Speaker 2 (02:10:24):
If they are saying you're crazy or you're losing your
mind and you're like, no, I'm not right. You initially
hear that and go whoa, whoa, whoa. Everyone's slow down.
But if you're swaying in and out of it, right,
there's moments you're lucid, moments you're not. I found a
stage test, a self administered JERO cognitive example, okay is

(02:10:49):
what they call it. So I downloaded one of them,
of course, and you're going through and it's like, do
you have balance problems? Uh? Have you ever had a
major stroke? And that's just not like the first one.
Do you currently feel fad, sad or depressed? Yes? And
then it's like all those feel accurate except the stroke.
Go ahead, right, it says name the following pictures and
it shows two pictures. One's a picture of a wreath

(02:11:10):
and the other one's a picture of volcano erupting. Okay,
how and this is another way to answer these questions.
How are a watch and a ruler similar? Write down
how they are alike? They both are? What? Yeah, okay,
stuff like that. How many nichols are in sixty cents? Hold?

(02:11:31):
Hold on.

Speaker 7 (02:11:34):
Twelve?

Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, five times twelve is sixty. Yeah, so
that makes sense. Yeah. Uh, you're buying thirteen dollars and
forty five cents of groceries? How they change? Would you
receive back from a twenty dollars bill? What? Six fifty five?
People are texting in they're saying celebrities have a lot
of money. People can take control in these type associations. Yeah,
one hundred percent. There, it happens. That is one hundred

(02:11:58):
percent true, And I don't want to undermine that. But
that also doesn't mean that's what's happening, right.

Speaker 7 (02:12:05):
That doesn't mean people are trying to take it. Maybe
they are.

Speaker 2 (02:12:07):
I also read I thought she didn't have any money,
like she already didn't have any like Wendy Williams does. Yeah,
there's always been something off with that goal anyway. I mean,
if you look like remember when she fainted on her
show or whatever, we think she fainted. She didn't faint.
She had a problem.

Speaker 7 (02:12:25):
It fell over she had that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12:28):
The story of Wendy Williams blends over into radio and
if you know the story and the role of her
husband played and their relationship and Wendy Williams issues is
a little more in depth than somebody's taking her money
or somebody texted and saying some lady that is a
that's a lawyer, has their conservatorship and maybe that's it,

(02:12:49):
and the family's fighting the family. The problem with a
statement like the families fighting it makes it sounds like
the family is in parallel right. That might not be
true if her kids are fighting it, but you know
her sister is or whatever, that doesn't mean the whole
family's on board, right, And.

Speaker 7 (02:13:09):
Maybe they are.

Speaker 2 (02:13:11):
I just think even though you hear me say Wendy
Williams and you might scoff because you don't like Wendy Williams,
or you don't watch the show, or you think it's
you know, a female topic, the reality is is conservatorships
and adult guardianships can happen to anybody. And there's a
great movie seeph Lindsay can help me remember the name
of the movie. It's on Netflix, where a woman goes
in finds like praise on people in the community and

(02:13:34):
finds them as they are near the end of their
lives and puts a conservatorship on them. They show up
to court unknowing what's happening, looking confused and not with
it and understanding, and that gives this person the power
over their state and their property and they have no
relation to the family at all. It's a kind of

(02:13:57):
a scary movie.

Speaker 6 (02:13:58):
It's like here for You or something like don I
care a lot?

Speaker 2 (02:14:01):
Yes, that was it, and that was this person's basis.
If it's the girl that plays uh, the female in.

Speaker 6 (02:14:11):
Oh Gone Girl, Gone Girl, Yes, uh huh, Oh, it's great.

Speaker 7 (02:14:15):
It's a great movie.

Speaker 2 (02:14:17):
But watch that and go yeah that that actually feels
like that could happen to anybody. Yeah, and it happens
more often than you would think. All right, we got
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