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we toast our troops, So theproblems for Diddy gets worse. Goodness right
and as video surfaces and if youhaven't seen, I'll send you guys right
now. Of Cassie was this twothousands, twenty tens R and B artists

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under the Diddy umbrella and beautiful woman, beautiful singer, really talented. Unbeknownst
I didn't even know they really dated. I don't think, but he apparently
was quite abusive to her to thepoint where she got away from him finally,
and his filed lawsuits against him,and then this video surfaces where she's
trying to get away from him.I mean, it is evident he chases

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her in his bathrobe. Is thata robe or just a towel? Fair
point? I think it's just atowel, but fair point underneath, yeah,
chases her like a good fifty yardsdown a long hallway, holding that
towel, holding that towel, likepretty much. She probably waited until he

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was taking a shower for her toescape, maybe believe she probably now's my
chance. He's in the shower.He won't hear me leave. He isn't
glistening and glistening, He don't listening. He might have just like almost been
getting in the shower, but hedidn't jump out of the shower. She
heard the water running, and shethought, okay, now now's my chance,

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and so he then, I mean, it isn't I'm not hitting a
woman. I don't think is okay. But one that comes to mind is
an NFL player in the elevator andshe assaults him and then he kicks her.
Right, that's different than this.Both. I don't think her okay.

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The kick was hardly the warranted responsein that scenario, But in this
he straight up attacks her. Ohyeah, no, ifs Ann's or butts,
he is assaulting this individual throws herdown to the ground, kicks her
while she's down, just not metaphorically, Yeah yeah, like literally kicks her

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while she's on the ground. Andso then in I have I've said this
before, making apology statements on Instagramsocial media, I think is so stupid.
That's empty. I think, Andhe does it, and he looks
hurt, likes heartfelt, but I'lllet you listen to it. I don't
think he swearing. It so difficultto reflect on the darkest times in your

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life. Sometimes you gotta do it. I mean, I hit rock bottom,
but I made no excuses except rightnow. Mm hm ah. Rock
Bottom is a place you get to, not an excuse. Right in my

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opinion, that fool ain't hit rockbottom. Oh, I don't know.
I think rock bottom is a placeyou realize you hit way after the fact.
It's probably different for everybody, butlike my version of rock bottom is
you lost your job, you lostyour family, you know, you lost

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everything everything you know, and youhave nowhere to go but up and to
me that guy ain't lost nothing,lost his mind, but that's about it.
And that could be his rock bottom. It could his mind. It
could be. But I don't know. I think that saying, oh,

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I hit rock bottom is just ajust a phrase that he's using to garner
sympathy from people. Mm hmm,you know, to try to get him,
you know, not look as bad. Well, it's too late there,
kat Well, I mean did hedon't want to get him confused with
kat Williams. But you know whatI'm saying, it's too late, man,
it's too late. It's you've alreadydone so much and there's so much

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bad news about you in the mediaright now. That's all anyone sees or
hears or knows now is the bad. And I guess I kind of have
issue with you doing your apology withunder your palapa right, because he's clearly
in some fancy place, m like, I'm taking a break from the pool

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right to apologize. I don't feelsorry for him. I don't feel sorry
for him at all. But hegoes on to say he's he seek therapy,
which I don't know why people thinkthat that is a good apology.
Another phrase people use to garner sympathyand be like, hey, I'm working

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on stuff. You know, I'mgoing to therapy, I'm going to counseling.
Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. But if you want my opinion,
I think he should just sit downand shut up. We don't need
to hear from him. Absolutely,you you just sit back, don't say
a damn thing. This is likewhen R Kelly got popped, right,

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and then he went on national teamright, screaming and crying or whatever,
and you don't have to do that. Let let just things happen instead of
trying to force something good out ofit. Because look what happened to aarra
youll he tried to force something good, cat still got locked up. His
PR people must be like the chiefsPR people right now, like oh god,

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man, shush, chill out.Everyone be boring, right, because
in my mind, there's no wayhis PR people were like, yeah,
this is a good idea, evenif he was gonna say something. I
think he has to have so muchempathy that no excuses just coming out going

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this video came out. I'm embarrassed. I owe a massive apology to Cassie,
to her family, to all thetimes that I said she this didn't
happen. I will always be apologizingfor this. I don't know if I'll
ever make it right. And ifI've disappointed you, I'm sorry and that's

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it. That to me is areal like I'm just coming on to say
something because so you guys know,I don't. I'm not proud of this,
But to go on like I'm realsorry but I was at rock bottom
or I'm real sorry, but Igot therapy right, I went to rehab

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for it. What is I don'tknow where you go to rehab or either
that's what I want to know too. Is there a rehab for domestic assault?
I don't think so, unless maybeyou know he's got a drug and
alcohol problem and that's what he's usingas an excuse for his behavior. But
he never said that. I'm Sean, I hit three bitches a day.
I'm just I'm glad to be hereand Sean, Yeah, And if you

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were in rehab, what what happenedto all the kids that you had at
that time, like that one thatwe saw in the video? What do
you mean like whore who was takingcare of all of them? Come on,
you know the answer to this that'snot a real question, is it.
Where are they all? And whereis he now? And wait,

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what are you talking about? Whereis he now? Yeah? Where is
he? Well? No one knows. And why is he even letting this
video come out when they can't evenprosecute him for this video? I don't
know if there's a statute of limitationthere. They've already said, like,
we can't prosecute him for this becauseit's been too long for this video.

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Yeah, so wild because it wasin twenty sixteen. I mean, as
far as his kids and who wastaking care of him when he was in
rehab, I don't know. Maybeone of the other baby mamas, maybe
a nanny. To me that,I don't know how that's to me.
The only thing is he should benot saying a word. Your name is

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plutonium. Yep. Just keep yourmouth shut, keep your head down,
don't do nothing. What if Ibuild a school no shush for children?
Oh goush? No? Do younot see all these headlines? Right?
What if we if we do awell with water, get all these kids

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wet? Oh come on, man, you're not listening. How about I
make a shelter for abused women?Oh no, just be boring. Go
to your Caribbean resort or wherever youhave acres of land and just be boring.

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Okay, well I'll just fly somegirls in No, no bitches,
no one be boring. There's areally great series on this guy who had
a tiger farm. Just watch that. Yeah, and then when you're done
with that, there's there's one aboutmurder. No, no, no,
don't watch that one. Uh cakeor not? Cake? Watch that British

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Bakoff is really good. They gotmultiple seasons. It'll keep you tied up
for a while. Be boring.Well, I'll just have my friends.
No, no one, let thissettle out. We're tired of I just
got booked a vacation and I wantto know why I can take it.

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Let all this deal, you know, work itself out. But it did
not feel genuine at all. Hisapology don't oh, not at all.
And he it's like it would belike if Ben Affleck came out and was
like, no, no, we'retogether. Oh no, Ben, No,
don't say anything. You're bringing moreattention to it. The news cycle's

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pretty fast, so if you canjust wait it out, it will go
away. But if you keep poppingup or keep getting in trouble, your
name stays in the top five youwant to get down to like twenty or
thirty. I would think, Ican't imagine what she did that he had
to chase her down a hallway.By the way, it didn't look like

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a very nice hotel, right.It looked like an a loft, which
are great, Right, But ifyou're Daddy and you got millions and millions
and millions, you'd be staying atsomething a little more than the holiday inn.
I would I would think some sortof penthouse where I'm not running by
multiple doors, and I would thinki'd have security outside my door. I'm
just guessing my best friend got shotin the street, right, unless you're

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the one who was behind it.I'm not saying that I know that some
people believe aren't right. I'm itwas just so many shocking things to witness
in that. Like they had amotel six, you know, a little
nicer m Yeah, no descript nofancy, like fake vase at the elevator,

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like there's nothing. Yeah, anembassy suite is nicer, and embassy
suites are fine. Not even anice machine. Well, those are usually
down by the cheaper rooms, right, I was looking to see if there's
any kind of you know, signageor anything on the walls or no,
you can't tell nothing in there thatsays this is who we are. And

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this is fairly recent right within Itwas two thousand and six or something sixteen,
so eight years. The statute oflimitations on assault is eight years.
I don't know. That is shocking, Dealer, Yeah, I don't know
if there should be a statute oflimitations on assault. There shouldn't be,

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not domestic it says here. Statuteof limitations on domestic violence may vary from
six months to multiple years, dependingon how the abuse is classified. For
some forms of abuse, there isno statute of limitations. This means that
someone can be prosecuted for a crimeat any point after it happened. How
do you propose legislation that says wecannot let these people who get beat up

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by a partner, they can't havemore than six months to come forward.
If they can't get to it,six months must not have been that bad.
What a weird argument to take?Yeah, right, sure that that
was the thing to like, wegot to make sure that you can't come
forward after six months, right,right? Well, I mean, if
it was important enough to them,they would have done it the day of

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or the next day, said peoplewho have never been assaulted. When you
look that up, where was thatat? It was just a Google search
that says healthline healthline dot com andit was, you know, just the
first one that popped up. Thishere in Oklahoma. What's the statute of
limitation? Three yeah? Three years? Yes, okay, from the defate,

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from the date the defendant attacked thevictim. That feels like a defendant
like that feels like an assailants protectionlaw. Absolutely right. I don't get
it. And you stood in frontof other people were like, here's what
I'm thinking. We can't let thesepeople come forward after three years. That's

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it's insanity. Liberal agenda. Yeah, if someone hurt somebody after three years,
like it didn't happen, but we'dlocked up for life. Insane.
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Corbyn, Gimbi and Lindsay with what'sgoing on? Newsquakies from The Big Mad
Morning Show. In ninety seventy five, AMoD man wielding machete disrupts graduation party.
This happened in Michigan, where afamily is celebrating a graduation and about
two o'clock in the afternoon at theGreen Township Hall, a man with a

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machete shattered the glass of the frontdoor to the hall with his machete police
said, and opened the side doorto make his way inside, where the
graduation party was underway. That's whenhe started waving his machete and making statements
like everyone is going to hell.Three attendees used a chair to push the

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man out of the building. Heleft before law enforcement arrived, but it
wasn't long before other authorities found him. The man drove onto the lawn of
the Macosta County Sheriff's office, wherea corrections officer started talking to him,
and at that point, the manthreatened the officer with the machete. Then
other law enforcement arrived to help calmdown the scene. Police were able to

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subdue him without any injuries. Heis now sitting in jail pending multiple felony
charges. Thankfully, no one wasinjured in either of the incidentss special thanks
to the Micosta County Central Dispatchers andall involved agencies who worked diligently to bring
an end to those dangerous encounters.I mean, was he pissed he wasn't

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invited to the party. Possibly,But I feel like a machete is the
twenty twenty four or weapon of choicethese days, because it just seems like
that's in almost every story. Nowit's not a good it's a machete.
I feel like threatening. Yeah,that's only may anything. It happened.

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Man steals a school bus and drivesto Miami. Uh, there's this dude
in Tampa. His name is DanielDaniel say Is. He's thirty two,
and I guess he needed to getto Miami, so he took a bus,
literally took a bus, a schoolbus as a matter of fact.
And he drives four hours, fourhours from Tampa to Miami and he's on
his way back and that's when Trooper'sgot a hold of and pulled him over.

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Uh. He admitted to stealing thebus and said that he was on
his way back to Tampa to returnit. Apparently he was drunk and high
when he stole the bus, andhe's he's getting charged with grand theft auto
for that. I think stealing abus is wild. Yeah is that?
I mean it's just not a carlike that is a little harder to navigate,

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right, and it sticks out.Uh huh, you know, I
mean it's one thing to say,like, you know, hey, we're
looking for a great cammery or somethinglike that. You know, this is
a school bus. You know.And if you got one person driving this
bus, what school district was itfrom? It was from the Hillsboro County
Public Schools, I'm sure, saysHillsborough County on the side of it.

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Yeah, easy to spot. Yeah, and he probably isn't the best school
bus driver. Yeah. Those aren'teasy to maneuver. I'm sure. Yeah,
I don't know. I've never neverdriven a bus me either. Man
who disappeared twenty seven years ago foundalive in a hole captive by this neighbor.

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So twenty seven years ago, thisman went missing. His family thought
that he'd been killed in a civilwar that was happening in Algier, Algiers,
and that the family just thought hehad died. Turns out he was
just thirty feet away from his homein the neighbor's home. He's now forty

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five. He was found alive inwhat appeared to be a hole in the
ground beneath what was described as asheep pin in the home of his alleged
captor, who's a sixty one yearold man. His mother had never give
up given up hope looking for him, and you know, was hoping she
would be able to see him alive. But apparently she died, oh a

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long time ago, wiring. Atleast he's alive, Yeah, living under
somebody's porch. Yeah, he's sixtyThe old man was sixty one, lived
by himself. So I got thisis an incredibly ignorant statement. I've never
been helped captive in a hole,so I don't know. Oh yeah,
no, I would think you wouldbe able to overrun your captor unless it

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was you know, a whole andhe had to lower the lotion and stuff
right right, yeah. And ifhe's just living under the porch, I
mean, how why couldn't he justI don't know, escape man's is the
man sleeping under there with them?But like like you said, maybe it
is a you know, a buffalobill kind of hole that he dug underneath

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the porch and stuffed him down inthere. And nearly three decades yeah,
yeah, think about that, thenumber of Christmases. Like you have no
understanding of what anything is. Hedoesn't know what an iPhone is? Right?
And did he say how deep thatwas? I mean it didn't because
you would think you would be ableto make some noise, right, right,

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right. If you're going to keepsomebody captive, why keep them outside.
That doesn't make much sense, youknow, I would, I would,
you would think you would keep themcaptive inside the house. Reason.
I don't know what type of countrythey lived in, right, Maybe the
pin is inside, that's true.We're using our logic of living here in

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the States. You know, whereyour neighbor's right next to you. Was
it like a cellar type, youknow? And if it's a nosy noise
you've heard for thirty years, yeah, right, whining and crying. God,
I have no idea that it's Thatis a wild story. Yeah.

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I wonder if this cat just ranaway as a kid and just was like
living under the porch or whatever andfinally decided to come out. No,
apparently the police were involved at somethingat the house, and that's when they
found this hole in. This guyliving in him had a beard and everything.
He's all castaway, right, Butthe old man was taking care of

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him. I mean he was keepinghim alive. Yeah, he was keeping
him alive, just nurised enough tonot die, right, using him for
god knows what. Hey, Hey, I hit rock bottom. Uh huh,
I'm real. I'm sorry. I'mgoing to therapy. Did that old
man never go on vacation in thirtyyears. I guess I never visited anybody.

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Nobody ever visited him. Yeah,did he not have any dogs that
sniffed him out or you know,gave it away? Dogs are probably if
they're hit the the you know,the old man's dogs were probably in on,
in on it. Yeah, Idon't mean, but they were used
to it. Come on, hey, old man, right right right out?
You get that kid next door.All right, we got to take

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a break. We'll be back.The Big Man Morning Show returns next Good
morning, It's The Big Man MorningShow. Six oh kmog. You can

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also text BMMS and then what youwant to say to eight two nine four
five See what Lindsay has. FourBalls to the Wall. Sports. The

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Minnesota Timberwolves down the Denver Nuggets ninetyeight to ninety in Game seven of the
Western Conference Semifinals at Ball Arena.Karl Anthony Towns led the way with twenty
three points and twelve rebounds to helpMinnesota clinch a spot in the conference finals
for the first time since two thousandand four in the East. Hold on,
yeah, slowdown, you do.It's the biggest comeback in game seven

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ever in the NBA. Here's thecall, Maria is it You'll fire up
a prayer that's up September so thatthe London Chimp and dumpromotics. They are
advancing to the Western Conference Finals forthe first time in twenty years. It

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looks like Denver had it locked upand then Minnesota just didn't give up.
It was it was crazy to watch. It was highly entertaining. Yeah,
good on them. It's it's veryexciting. In the East, the Indiana
Pacers crushed the New York Nicks onethirty one oh nine in Game seven at
Madison Square Garden. Good on them, and I hope they go all the

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way because if our thunder isn't init, I say go Indiana. Here's
the final call from that game.And the Pacers will set a record for
the best shooting performance in NBA playoffhistory and the Indiana Patriers back in the
Conference finals first time in a decade. They'll face the Celtics starting on Tuesday.

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What's crazy about the Pacers team isthey're super like people didn't they thought
they'd be good, but they forthem to be in it. And Knicks
fan who they just they know thissourness. This is a familiar feeling for
them all. Yeah. Tyrese Haliburtonhad twenty six points and six assists to
help the Pacers move on to theirfirst conference since twenty fourteen. They're going

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to challenge the Celtics in the nextround Tomorrow nights at seven on ESPN and
ESPN two, while the Timberwolves takeon the Mavericks. Game one of the
Western Conference Finals is set for Wednesdayin Minneapolis. The winners of each best
of seven series will then meet upto battle it out for the NBA title.
Caitlin Clark certainly isn't getting the startreatment in the WNBA. I shared

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the video with you guys in thescreener, and I also posted this video
on our Facebook page. The IndianaFever rookie got rocked while walking into a
screen during the first quarter of ourteam's game against New York Liberty at Barclays
Center in Brooklyn. This happened onSaturday. She was looking to defend Courtney
vander Slut and ended up walking rightinto a firm screen from Brianna Stewart.

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It was brutal. She didn't seeit coming, and in instances like that,
it's coming for teammates to send averbal warning about a screen coming to
prepare the player, and if thathappened, Caitlin didn't appear to hear it.
This was a second straight game forthe Fever against the Liberty. New
York won both games, including Saturday'scontest ninety one to eighty. Clerk scored

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twenty two points to lead her zeroto three Fever. It is a crazy
video, but also she was justplaying college basketball, like, yeah,
not that long ago. How aboutyou're in the pros now. You need
to get yours together. But theydon't even let like in other sports,
they don't let you jump that fast. Oh yeah, I get it.

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But basketball, for some reason,they throw you right to the wolves.
Oh yeah, that they did.And she just wrong. Who says there
wasn't a verbal warning? Right right? She may have it, yeah,
exactly. It's kind of chaotic andthe pressure she feels to try and perform,
she'll be fined. Yeah. Xanderchauffle At is the proud winner of

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his first major championship as a memberof the PGA Tour. Chaffle At posted
a final score of under twenty oneat the PGA Championship, outlasting Bryson Deshambeau
and Victor Hovelin to secure the victory. Going into the tournament, Scottie Scheffler
was the favorite, but ended theevent tied for eighth with a final score

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of under thirteen. A day afterthe Friday arrest of Scottie Scheffler, a
spokesperson for the Louisville Police Department confirmedthat the arresting officer didn't have his body
cam activated during the incident. Schefflerwas arrested for perceived defiance and reckless driving,
criminal mischief, and second degree assaultof a police officer after allegedly trying
to enter the golf club despite despitebeing redirected by police, and dragging an

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officer who was hanging onto the golfer'scar about ten yards. Reports out of
Jefferson County now say that prosecutors areplanning as of now to drop charges against
him. Scheffler's due to be arraignedtomorrow, and after the arrest of Scheffler,
will zelatoris confirmed that a group ofplayers discussed not playing following the death

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of a pedestrian and Scheffler's arrest.So a couple weird things. One apparently
in the police report, there's somethingabout the arresting officers, pants being ruined
and plot. And the implication fromyou know, the sleuths is that he
asked his pants, oh duty,that's funny, right, And apparently that

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also did not help the situation.I get, I don't know, I
don't know, but this isn't whereit ended for Scheffler. Like the next
day he apparently had to have thePGA chaplain caddy him, okay, because
his caddy had to leave to goto his daughter's graduation on Saturday, right,

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priest to help him out those things? How did he not know?
Right? Exactly? Well, hewas busy on what do you mean he
was busy on Friday? The graduationhas been planned, Oh wow, exactly,
and the caddy should absolutely be ableto go. It is the PGA
Championship. It is a big deal. However, it is also a big
deal for your child to graduate.Yes, so I can understand him,

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like, hey, there was noother eligible people he could find a substitute.
Is this cat the number one golfin the world, just flying by
the seat of his pants apparently?And the other part that was really interesting,
And it came out that he warmedup in his jail cell in his
orange jumpsuit. Awesome. Yeah,and that's your Balls of the Wall sports.
I'm Lindsay in ninety seven KMO Goodmorning, It's the Big Man Morning

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up for Ronckklaholma this weekend, butit got moved to Labor Day weekend prior
to USA avenged seven full disturbed,slipnot tons mortgage you full lineup Man your
linked tickets, more website, netrocks komod dot com. All right,

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best it wors for the weekend.What's the best thing that happened this weekend
and the worst thing that happened thisweekend? BMMS and what that is to
eight two nine four five are youcall nine one eight four six? Oh
kmod lindsay what's the best and what'sthe worst. The best was yesterday I
got some much needed girl in pooltime in A girlfriend of mine has a

(35:19):
pool at her apartment complex and theyopened it early, so the three of
us got to hang out and spenda couple of hours chilling in the sun.
And it was so beautiful yesterday andhot, so we did that.
I guess the uh worst of theweekend also yesterday, my fat ass pussy

(35:40):
Bruce gave the kids quite a scare. Yesterday. I asked Eli to run
up to the attic and grab oneof the floaties that we have up there,
and he did, and Bruce apparentlyfollowed him into the attic and they

(36:00):
him and both Leo ran to medownstairs and like ma, ma, mom,
Bruce went underneath the floorboards in theattic and he's trapped, and of
course it's like one hundred and fourteendegrees in the attic, and they're freaking
out and one of the kids isjust bawling at this point because he thinks

(36:22):
that he's trapped and stuck and we'llnever see him again, and he's gonna
die up there, and of course, being the size of Bruce, he's
gonna be stuck. And I said, don't worry, he's not stuck.
He's just doing cat things. He'sbeing adventurous. He's just scoping things out.
But he will get hungry or he'llhave to use the bathroom and he

(36:43):
will come out. They were freakedout, and instead of letting it ruin
my day, I said, justevery ten minutes or so, just open
that door and check for him,because there was no way in hell I
was letting them leave that door openbecause all of that heat will come out
and just heat the entire house,right heat exactly. Yeah, no,

(37:07):
uh huh, Like, just goup there every few minutes. And as
I said, I'm out the door, I'm leaving. I'm going to have
that exactly. So I get aphone call about maybe fifteen minutes later.
Okay, he came out. Isaid, see, not a big deal.

(37:28):
Not a big deal. He cameout just like I told you he
would. And they said, well, I'm never letting him follow me into
the attic again. I said,exactly, when you go in there,
you turn the light on, youshut the door behind you, don't let
him in. It's not so scaryonce you turn the light on. So
two problems solved. Yeah, butthey were pretty upset, like that's just

(37:51):
what cats do. They want to, you know, ruin everybody's days exactly,
exactly. Yeah, best and worsethat we can. What's the best
thing that happened this weekend? Andthe worst thing that happened this weekend?
BM A mess and whatever that isto a two nine four five gimp?
What's the best and what's the worst? I guess the best part would have
been Friday night. I went andsaw Bert. That was awesome. He's

(38:12):
hilarious, But that wasn't the bestpart. Anybody opened for him. He
had two openers. I didn't getthere for the openers. I got there
just in time for Bruce or Bert. Just sorry, I'm thinking of Lindsay's
fat ass cat. Eh. Sothat was cool and all the show was
awesome. He's a funny dude.But yeah, as I'm leaving, I

(38:36):
get out of the Bok Center andI go across the street and just trying
to get to my bike, right, I am a phone star to ring
and I'm like, what the hell, who's calling me? Okay? Cool?
And it's my son, my oldestson. I was like, oh,
that's awesome. Hey, what's goingon? Hey man? Are you?
Are you a Bert? And Iwas like yeah, I just left.
He's like, so are we.I was like, holy cramp.
So him and my youngest boy,he took my youngest boy to go see

(39:00):
Bird Friday, and I got tosit and hang out and chat with them
for a little bit. I hadto walk down a mile and a half
back to their car or whatever becauseat the park so far away or whatever.
But that was That was the absolutebest part of the weekend, Just
a surprise visit from those guys,just popping up. Whatever. Did you
go by yourself to the show?I did? I did? I get

(39:20):
my other ticket away. The worstpart of the weekend was Saturday, I
guess Saturday. Saturday was awesome.So me and a couple buddies. Buddy
of mine came in from Fort Smithand we met up and we rode out
to the black Wall Street Rally downtownto so many was insane, so many

(39:42):
bikes and so many good looking bikestoo, and gave me some ideas for
mine. I was like, whatever, and then we rode out to Fort
Gibson to the dam bar, right. But before all that, I'm like,
hey, I gotta stop by thegas station. I gotta get some
gas and some cigarettes before we go. Got a problem. We go to
the gas station and go up tothe clerk and I'm like, hey,
I need two packs of smokes andI need fifteen on gas over here on

(40:06):
this pump. All right, cool, got my stuff. Fan drove off
without even getting gas. I getdowntown and we're like, all right,
let's go to let's go to FortGibson. Then I was like and that's
when it hit me. I waslike, I don't think I pumped my
gas when we stopped, because there'sno gas meter. No, no,

(40:28):
no. So I was like,I guess I guess we got to stuff.
We get more gas or not getmore Yeah, yeah, get gas
gas, pay for gas again.So but I was able to uh call
the lady up at the murphed eirF and I was like, hey,
I don't think I got my gaswhen I left, came and came and
got gas. Cigarette. He's like, yeah, I didn't think I saw

(40:49):
you out there pumping. She's like, it'll be good. You'll you'll get
it back in a couple of daysor whatever. I'm like, well,
that's good, that's good because youpaid for it. Yeah. Yeah,
this is not a complete waste ofyou know, money. It's just I'm
out fifteen dollars until you know,they decided to give it back. Just
the hell man. Best and worstof the weekend. What's the best thing
that happened this weekend? Worst thingthat happened this weekend? Best part of

(41:13):
the weekend. We did a datenight on Friday and went to a couple
of new bars and then went tohave pizza low Fi and uh, yeah
it was good. I had awhole pizza. It was awesome. Pizza
by yourself. Yeah, they're notbig, They're fine. I was gonna
say, is it large? Youknow what are we talking about your medium?
Yeah it's fine, man, I'ma fan of pizza. So it

(41:37):
was good. Careful snort. Ican't help it, is patty whatever.
I had a whole pizza. Yeah, that's right, I sure did.
And it was so delicious. RegirtsUh and then you know, my daughter
had a piano. My daughter's hada piano recital, which has been awesome
to watch worst part of the weekend. I had to buy a new iPhone,

(42:00):
oh, because I was trying totake pictures at the piano recital and
they were blurry and they're ten feetin front of me. And in my
house, pictures are a big deal. We have them on the TV and
all the time, and and soI had to buy a new iPhone,
which is a giant kicking the balls? Was your lens just dirty or what

(42:23):
was the issue behind the blurry pictures? If you can see it, it's
broken. The lenses completely broken,No, gone, like broken. Why
the hell did you do that?Weird dropping it? Right? I don't

(42:45):
know. It just it's like puncturedout, huh, like completely I had
that issue. I'd like I haddropped mine though, and it had broken
the glass around the lens, andI just dug the glass out and then
left it as it is. Ishould probably get ato the phone. And
this morning's been giant kicking the ballstoo, But whatever, I guess it

(43:09):
doesn't matter who cares. Who cares? Could be worse? Right, I
don't know, being staticky where peoplecan't hear you, I don't know what's
worse, what what could be worse? I mean, well, there's death
ultimately, you know, yeah,I think that's obvious though, that's like

(43:31):
short of death. Yeah. Yeah. And also I don't know if death
is worse. To be honest,I would rather be dead right now.
Nobody's reported back. Nobody's reported backto tell me death is bad. All
right, that's beautiful. They mayit may be awesome. We may be
fomowing and not even know it.Right. You could have woken up to

(43:53):
a snake in your bed. Ithink you know that would be worse than
you know what we're going through,dropping an if ooh, well, to
a copperhead or something in your bed. What did I go up to?
Now? Number? What? Numberfifteen? Okay? Is that the one
you got? Yeah? I gotthe best one I could. Yeah as

(44:16):
well, this is a twelve.So it's been three years or whatever,
h whatever. Best watched another nephewgraduate. We're sitting through graduation. My
niece has graduated, and one ofmy nieces graduated Thursday. And I adore
my nieces so much. I've beenin their lives since they were so little.

(44:37):
And one of them graduated not andI was like, I'm not going
I don't know if that it willbe the pivotal moment, like he was
at my graduation, right that maybemaybe I don't know who was at my
graduation. I don't know my folkswas there and my grandma. Sure,
I expect my grand my parents tobe there. Yeah, that I totally

(45:00):
agree, Like it would be pivotal, but everybody else, like I know
my brother was there. And whenyou're a pierced you're subjecting everybody for at
least fifty percent of it. Whenyour last names, I don't know a
sure you'll be first, absolutely right. And if your last name is zinc

(45:28):
your people love you. That sucks. Yeah. Is it a way you
have to sit through the whole damnthing? No, you don't, you
don't. You can get up andleave. Of course, it's a free
world. You're not ill captive likethat guy under the porch. Yeah,
you can leave. Absolutely. Isit rude? Perhaps just the way God

(45:52):
worked it. You know, it'sit's a nephew or a niece. It's
not like it's your own kid.Do you clap for everyone? We were
always told hold the clapping till theend. That doesn't stop anybody. Oh,
I don't think my kid graduates andI hear their name, I'm clapping

(46:13):
and yelling and being obnoxious. Ohyes, oh yes, my son,
my youngest boy, graduates next year. And I was already thinking about this
because all the graduations going on,and I've seen videos on the TikTok.
Hold it to my ass. Iam being as I'm bringing air horns.
I'm being as loud as and obnoxiousas possible. Yeah, newsflash, whoever's

(46:34):
at the podium in charge of meright where they're going to get security.
He's up there three hundred you know, Rob, get out of here.
Oh you could be Diddy. Thatwould be worse, true truth. Yeah,
yeah, but he knew that wasthat was gonna happen. And he's
waking up like it looked like he'son a beach somewhere. So, I
mean, he was in a palapol so for real, for real life.

(47:00):
Ain't that bad? When you've gotan assault charge looming or not or
a lawsuit? I don't know ifto be Diddy even on his worst day,
isn't that bad? If the kidthing turns out, that's obviously bad.
But to be Diddy on on onhis worst day is that bad?

(47:20):
You take a private jet to yourto your hearing. Exactly. Even on
Diddy is a worse day, it'sstill better to be him, gimpy.
Look up Diddy's net worth exactly whatI was doing. Diddy's networth, lindsay,
what do you think three hundred andfifty mili? It feels like a
lot. I definitely think it's threefigure. I'll go one hundred and fifty.

(47:43):
Y'all are way off? Oh no, is he near a bill?
A bill? Yeah, says eighthundred million. Oh yeah, yeah,
I'll be Diddy on a bad day. Yeah, real, come on,
man, I'm starting to think thatyour punishment financially on crime should be a
percentage of what you make, whatyour tax return is. I would agree

(48:05):
with that, because whatever his financialpunishment is for if he got yoked up
ony in an assault charge, notenough to make him be like, I'll
never do that again. Eight hundredmillion dollars, He's like, I'll beat
whoever I want, right exactly,and then just pay off whatever silence the
right. What was that a couplehundred thousand? Even if he yeah,

(48:27):
even if he pays one hundred milliondollars for attorneys, he still has seven
eighths of his fortune. Yes,they don't go in alphabetical order, so
people won't leave. They don't.It's been a long time been into graduation.
I feel like the last time Iwent there was an alphabetical order.

(48:49):
What order they do it in?Yes, whoever shows up first, like
dingo may just pull random? Yeah, do you wait until you're It has
to be in some sort of order. It has to be because the way
the kids are sitting in the chairs, and you can't like have a kid
that's in the middle, Like let'ssay there's like ten rows of these students
or whatever, and there's like fifteenchairs in each row, a kid in

(49:12):
the middle. Excuse me, excuseme, pardon me coming through? Excuse
me. Yeah, gotta gotta getmy diploma, my head. Oh,
it doesn't seem right, Yeah,it doesn't seem right. Yeah. Now
I'm curious to what order they go. Last one I was in I went
to was maybe four or five yearsago, okay, and they were in
alphabetic order. Like do they makeit? You have to do it in

(49:35):
order? So what do you startwith? Like the GE's that's weird,
get right? How do you makeeverybody stay? At some point? Whoever
gets called first we'll leave. Yeahusually, I mean after all the kids
have gone. The kids are thereally the only ones that have to have
to have to stay. Yeah.Yeah, it's a little weird when they
get up. Can anybody just showAnybody can just show up, like I

(49:57):
could show up at any random graduation. Now you gotta have a ticket,
really, Yeah, because at schoolslike BA and Union and big like the
schools are so big they have limitedspace. Okay, that's good. I'm
not saying that I was just gonnarandomly show up at a graduation. I
think that'd be weird. Yeah.Who wants that they did my graduation order

(50:17):
by height twenty years ago? What? Everybody line up small as the tall
ist? No, I'm five tonine? Okay, right, that doesn't
make sense. Well, and thenwhat the who goes first the short of
the tall Right? But still there'ssomeone being done that can leave right there
can still be leaving early. SoI don't know how you stop leaving early.

(50:39):
Interesting, All right, we gotto take a break. We're gonna
try and give away some tickets tosee Hardy, who's gonna be at We
may alter this for Hardy. Idon't know how though. Okay, So
we'll see what happens. We're havingtechnical difficulties for those who don't know.
Take a break and we'll be backuntil us. This morning show's got a
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(51:14):
It's the Big Man Morning shown sixoh kmod could also text BMMS and
then what you want to say toeight two nine four five. Let's see
what Ghimpie has in his four xfour. Well. Colvin says he that
the massage extradition case is back incourt. Wiki Leak's founder, Julian Osloms

(51:35):
is due back in British court todayto learn if he'll be extra added to
the States. The Australian has wantedor here for publishing classified government documents online,
but has fought his extradition for years, including the time he spent in
the Ecuadorian embassy in London until hewas kicked out. Says A key issue

(51:57):
that has held up his extradition waswhether he would face the death penalty in
the US. Yeah. Interesting,huh okay? What else we got here?
Containership to be removed from the riverwithin days, That's what Maryland Guvna
Wesmore says. The ship has beensitting in the middle of the Petapsco River

(52:19):
since late March when it collided withthe bridge. I thought they had have
pulled that out. I don't knowimmediately, Yeah, no, they couldn't
because the way what part of thatbridge was sitting on it? Ah uh,
and it like pushed it down.It's gonna take I think it's I
was like, I'm gonna say,like three or four tugboats and it's gonna
take them a few hours to moveit to port. But once they do
that, they said that the portwill be open to normal by the end

(52:45):
of the month. Okay, wellthat's good. I guess yes, what
else we got here? Sony warrenstech companies not to use its music for
AI. The largest music publisher inthe world, is demanding tech companies steer
clear of using its artist music todevelop AI. Sony Music's in a letter

(53:06):
to over seven hundred firms, includingGoogle, Microsoft and Open Ai, warning
them not to use Sony songs withoutpermission in order to train, develop or
make money from AI. Sony Musicclaims it has reason to believe this may
already be happening. I don't know, feels like this statement's a little late.

(53:27):
Just Scotia said that beforehand, there'sa thing called Shazam that people have
been using for a while. Yeahright, yeah right. Lastly, here,
the drum Right Fire Department is advisingpublic of upcoming changes to nine one
one calls an unincorporated Creek County.Right now, the drum Right Public Safety
Answering Points dispatches for drum Right Altonolive in Shamrock fire departments and receives their

(53:52):
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your nine to one to one callswill go to Creek County Sheriff's Office.

(54:25):
The Chicago Bulls are adding a pairof experienced coaches to Billy Donovan's staff for
next season. ESPN reports former WashingtonWizard's head coach Wes unselld Junior and Los
Angeles Clippers assistant Dan Craiger set tojoin Chicago's coaching staff. Unseld was fired
by Washington in January after a subpartwo plus seasons in the nation's capital.

(54:50):
Craig has spent the last four seasonson Tylu's staff in Hollywood. The Bulls
were eliminated in the NBA Play InTournament this year after finishing the season thirty
nine and three. A dynamic runningback is calling it a career. Cardinals
rusher David Johnson announced his retirement yesterday. Arizona selected Johnson out of Northern Iowa

(55:12):
in the third round of the twentyfifteen draft. He amassed nearly sixty nine
hundred scrimmage yards and fifty eight totaltouchdowns over his eight year career, which
included stops with the Texans and Saints. Johnson became the first player in NFL
history to score a rushing, receivingand kickoff return touchdown within the first two

(55:34):
games of his career. A rookieon the Cardinals is already getting hit with
a lawsuit. Fanatics filed the suitagainst Marvin Harrison Junior on Saturday night for
breach of contract. The sports memberof Bilia Company says Harrison refused to fulfill
obligations in the deal, while alsopublicly asserting that the contract doesn't exist.

(55:57):
ESPN reported earlier this month that thereceiver would earn one million dollars in autographs,
game warn apparel, and other marketingopportunities. Arizona selected the Ohio state
pass catcher with the fourth overall pickin April's draft, and for the first
time in a quarter century, wehave an undisputed heavyweight champion in boxing.

(56:20):
In Saudi Arabia, Alexander Yusek wasable to get by Tyson Fury thanks to
a split decision from the judges onefourteen, one thirteen for Fury and one
fourteen, one thirteen and one fifteento one twelve for Usek. The last
time there was an undisputed heavyweight championin the sport was in nineteen ninety nine,

(56:40):
when Lennox loose Lewis defeated Evander Holyfieldin Vegas. Fury was pretty vocal
with his displeasure with the decision,saying in postfight comments that he won the
fight and that the reason that Usekgot the decision was because his country's at
war and people were siding with thecountry. Kales from Ukraine here is the

(57:02):
call of Tyson getting knocked down.Some argue that, uh, Tyson got
I'm sorry tight, Tyson Fury gotsaved by the ref when he probably would
have gotten knocked out if the refwouldn't have gotten involved. And he's gonna

(57:24):
gipsy king this stumblings, He's going, He's going thereamos dumb knocked down.
It was if Tyson Fury did notlook normal. He looked fat, not

(57:50):
ready, and he's a stuff.I think he's a special fighter. But
did he did not look great?I didn't think, but it was crazy
to want to get knocked down.Yeah. Do you think that he just
needed more time, like he wouldjust came into the fight unprepared. Yes,
I think he did. I thinkhe believed he couldn't. This guy
couldn't do anything. Showed him.Yeah. Sees the Gray is the winner

(58:15):
of the one and forty ninth PreaknessStakes. On Saturday, eight horses ran
into the ran the event at PimlicoRace Course in Baltimore, and for the
first time in eighty five years,rainy weather forced the horses to run on
a muddy track. Kentucky Derby winnerMystic Dan, who was the favorite to
win the Preakness came in second place, and that's your Balls of the Wall

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the phone with us right now isMark. Hey, Mark, how are
you pretty good. Hell you guysdoing good. Mark has been married for
two years. Congratulations, Thank you. How did you meet your wife?
We tried the online dating thing mutuallyand never worked out. We ended up

(01:00:08):
meeting your mutual friend. Okay?And was it like you were both someplace
and went, hey, you wantto hang out? Or did one of
your friends go I got this guyor this girl that you would like.
It was like one of those things. I was good friends with this guy
as my neighbor, and his girlfriendknew my wife from a future wife,
and she's like, hey, Iknow this guy likes rock and roll,

(01:00:30):
about your age? You want meto give you his numbery? She said,
yeah, so she actually contacted mebefore the friend told me that she
gave me her number. That's prettycool. What do you what was it
that you that got your attention withher? What did you you were like,
I got to date this girl?Oh? Just she was just like

(01:00:51):
supervised and super liked out of Earth'spretentious and just kind of like me.
You have what you see? Hadyou been married before? Yes, twice
before? Okay? And what didthey do the charm? What did they
do wrong? I don't have enoughtime on the radio. To play all
the time. I appreciate your awarenessof the time. Yeah, the leaders

(01:01:16):
digest version, just the first onedidn't work out and second one just turned
out to be a rotten hold ofa human being. Right on man for
sure. Yeah, so you werein the Navy. What made you want
to join the Navy. I grewup in a small town, a middle
of nowhere. I didn't have goodgrades, good enough for college. So

(01:01:37):
I saw the military was the onlyway out, and I wanted to join
the Navy because I wanted to seedifferent things. I knew if I jing
like the Air Force with the Army, I'd be stuck at one base for
four years. And I wasn't crazyenough to join the Marines. So you're
like, you know what put meinto a service where I can be in
a tiny, enclosed space for along time. That wasn't really my option.

(01:02:02):
I was more like, I wantto work on airplanes. I want
to deceive more things. So,but they're traffic by submarine. I said
no in storway. And so what'dyou end up doing? What? What
did you hope to get when youjoined the Navy and what did you end
up getting? Well, I hopedto get money for college, which I

(01:02:22):
did, and I squandered it becauseI was an idiot and I wanted to
get out of that town and justsee new places and do new things and
meet different people and see different countries. What about your assignment? What was
the assignment you wanted and what assignmentdid you get? I got pretty much
everything I wanted, except if Ihas been smart, I would have done

(01:02:45):
something that transported more into the civilianworld, like an engine mechanic instead of
ordinance. Because the Nazi started puttingsideliners on seven forty sevens. There's no
really application in the Is that whataviation ordinances are? As you load weaponry?
Yes, the bombs, the missiles, the gun up to including nucletar

(01:03:08):
weapons. Wow? Is that like? Do you have to be a certain
rank level to load nuclear weapons?Like they don't let nubies do that?
Right? No, is not arank, it's just your experience level.
I was in less than a yearand as an ordinanceman, I was expected
to you to do the pops halPersonnel Reliability Program, which is Navy speak

(01:03:32):
for loading nuclear weapons. It wasexpected. I was an e too when
I first got into the program.But I've been in the Navy for over
a year, so I don't knowwhat it's like to be in in aviation
ordinances, but I know what it'slike when you want to You're at the
hospital and the nurse has to getmedicine. She has to go to the
special cards, she has to entera code, she's got to scan the

(01:03:54):
medicine when she takes it. Thenshe's got to scan the person that's getting
it. Is there a lot ofthresholds for loading weaponry, like do you
have to go to a special room? And then a guy goes, can
I see your badge? Like how'sthat work? Well? I joined up.
I took to the ASKAB, whichis like aptitude test, and this
is okay. These are the jobthat you're adapted for because you're holly mechanically

(01:04:16):
inclined. And there's a list ofjobs and including jet engine, mechanic,
jet electronics, airframes that I waseighteen year old and I said, oh,
I want to play with bombs,So I shows that and I went
to what's called an a school.So you go to a boot camp and
then you go to a school andit's like a trade school, so they

(01:04:38):
teach you all about the weapons andhow to load them and what not to
do basically right, But on theaircraft carrier, is there a room with
all the weapons in it, andthen there's somebody that checks to make sure
you're allowed to do what you're doing. Yes, I was in a seagoing
squatter, which meant that when theship was in a home port in San

(01:05:00):
Diego, we were actually living onan airfield in the middle of central California
and living in barracks and have cableTV. And we would drive to work
every day at the Air Force.But then when the ship was deployed,
then we went on the ship toget our weapons. We would go to
the central Island and see a warofficer and he would and we at the
side you want our load, callfor two side wanders, four or five

(01:05:25):
hundred pound bombs and X number ofammunition for the gun. So we would
sign for it from him, andthen if we didn't use it, we
would download it and sign it backto him. So we keep track of
everything that's going on. Okay,And what's the most dangerous weapon you've ever
loaded on a plane, believe itor not. A practice bomb? I

(01:05:50):
don't know what a practice bomb is. It's weighed twenty five pounds, it's
about two feet long, and what'sdesign to do is fall the say trajectory
is a five hundred pound bomb,so pilots use it for bombing practice.
What's dangerous is as a white phosphoruscartridge in it. So you load the
bomb and you have to assert thiswhite phosphorus cartridge into the weapon and then

(01:06:13):
put a keeper over it with astriker pin. When the bomb hits the
ground, there's a big flam ofwhite smoke till a pilot where he hit.
But it's dangerous. It is becauseif you do something wrong, you
can blow your fingers or hand off. It's not as stable, is that

(01:06:34):
what I'm hearing you say? It'snot as stable as well. There's no
safety a standard five hundred pound bomb. You could light a campfire in it.
It would take an hour for itto blow up. This thing.
If you drop that cartridge rug itcould go off. And did you have
any accidents or close calls while dealingwith that piece of weaponry or the test

(01:06:57):
bomb or any of the other stuff. No part of the training was we
showed. They show us pictures ofa guy who's got a hand blown off
because he was putting the white Foster'scartridge in and he decided to half it
in with a hammer and screwdriver becauseit was rusty on the inside and blew
his hand off. Well that doesn'tsound right. So that was enough for
you to be more careful with that. Oh yeah, yeah, that was

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the object of training films is whatnot to do. Sure? Sure,
this says to ask you about thetime you nearly died on a ship.
Yeah, I saw my life flashfour my eyes. Definitely. I was.
We were loading five hundred pound bombsand at the time I was a

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strong runner. I didn't really endthe marathon running I was. I was
the fastest guy in the shop.So they sent me down to the island
to get two more fuses. Andthese fuses weigh about ten pounds each.
They're about a foot and a halflong, and they had a narrow shaft
that goes into the bomb and thenyou thread it in and on the end

(01:08:00):
of it, it's a little impellersomeone to a boat impeller, and it's
held in place by a cotter keysafety key. So what happens when the
bombs dropped that key is pulled outthat little impeller spins, and after so
many revolutions, the bomb is armed, so one hits the ground it goes
off. Well, I had twoof these, one in each hand.
I hold them by the shaft,and I'm heading from the back of the

(01:08:24):
ship the island towards the bow ofthe ship. And I'm halfway there and
I look down and one of thecompellers is spinning. I don't know if
I got caught on my on myclothing or what happened to it, but
that thing was just spitting like abugger. And the only thing I could
do was I went to the edgeof the ship. There's no airplanes,

(01:08:47):
did my smoothest hook shot and huckthat sucker over the side, And luckily
I didn't explode, so it wasn'tarn. But it got my attention definitely.
And when that's can you just likereach down and have it or is
that like a no? No,reach down, grabble wind the propeller when
it spinning to stop it. No, I I had a I had to

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have a bot hat a fuse ofmy other hand, so I had a
fuse in each hand, so Ididn't have a free hand to try and
stop it, and I didn't knowif it was armed. It was armed,
Stopping it wouldn't do any good,right if enough revolutions Okay, yeah,
so they enough revolutions to arm atthat point, stopping it would have
done nothing. So I had togo to explain the war officer that one

(01:09:36):
of his fuses with the bottom ofthe ocean. But he told me I
did the right thing because if Ihad just said it on the deck,
they would have suspended flight operations.They would have even the expulsive orders disposal
will have to come out. Andthere had been a big, big paper
trail, so you just heaved itright over the edge. He'd right over

(01:09:58):
the edge, got rid of it, and so it's probably still there to
this day. I'm sure every otherthing that is dropped off a ship in
the ash. How much stuff getsthrown over the edge of a ship.
Sometimes back in the hoodies we weren'treally the environmentally from and we still a
garbage over the side. I doubtthey do that now, right, yeah,

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right have. And what's the biggestship you'd ever been on? The
aircraft carrier is a length of threefoot off fields which one wow. Aircraft
carrier USS consolation there it is okay, And do you have any close calls
ever on that aircraft carrier? Oh, besides the fuse. Yes, I
got blown over by an F fourteenwhile having enough ex closer it of my

(01:10:49):
arm to make myself a very largecrater in the deck. How did you
get blown almost blown blown off theship? How did that get blown over
by the A fourteen? What happened? Because again they sent me back because
we're short of these things called catscarcadge actually devices about sides of a shotgun
shell, but two of them canblow five hundred bound bombs right up in

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the air fifty feet, so that'show powerful they are. I had about
thirty of those in an AMMO cantook my arm like a football, And
I'm running back from the island upto the bow again, and I looked
to my left and I could seea F fourteen. It was kind of
like parallel to me, maybe onehundred feet away. So I keep running
and next thing I looked, Ilook again and F fourteen has pivoted to

(01:11:36):
his right. So then I'm lookingright down a barrel to exhaust, and
that point the deck tilted. Hegot on the froottle and its glew me
down the deck like a tumblebead.Was it the craziest feeling you'd ever had?
It was it was like a jellygreen giant just wanted me like a
fly. I made about three tumblesand ill could think I was keeping the

(01:12:01):
AMMO can secure and they want tofumble it, and I'm rolling. I
can see it. I'm aring righttowards another airplane that's turning on. I'm
gonna get I'm up three seconds ofgetting sucked in the intake. So I
grabbed onto a pat I and that'sah, it's like a dish in the
deck about sunk in about six inchesand got bars across it and the ease

(01:12:25):
out to help the chains to thetie the airplanes down. So I grabbed
on the one of lower so allmy might and I tucked the AMMO can
under my belly with on my otherhand, and it's put my head down
and waiting for the F fourteen topass over. And then I got up
when I ran back to finish thelog. Yeah, what else are you
going to do? Right? Yeah? Got me to rest the day off

(01:12:47):
though, because apparently the air bosswho oversees everything on the ship, saw
it happen, And next thing youknow, where you got this lieutenant commander
word the safety which is white withcheckerboard on it, and groups are standing
around. He goes, which oneof you guys got blowled over by the
F fourteen? So I raised myhand, I said, I let sir,

(01:13:11):
and he goes, you're done forthe day. Get below, check
in your gear, get below.You're done. I said, but sir,
I'm fine, And he goes,yeah. I said, yes,
sir, and you look at yourhand and look down both my hands or
like trembling, like I had pocketsor something. Yeah. So I said,
go see the quarman, get ashot. You're done for the day.
That's an order, Yes, sir, that's awesome. That's a crazy

(01:13:38):
scary I bet it was. Ibet it was. Was it like you're
completely out of control and you gotenough explosives running your arm to make a
very large smoking crater in the debt. Was it as scary as the time
you got in a fight with Filipinohookers. No, that was not as
scary. That was just I wasjust facing bodily injury death. Tell us

(01:14:01):
about getting in the situation with theFilipino hookers. Well, we're on Liberty
in the Philippine Islands, near atown called along the Post City, and
we're riding them what's called a jeetkney, which is their form of public transportation,
is like a miniature Army six bysafety's sat on the back on benches
and for one paso you could rideanywhere. And when five hundred paysos is

(01:14:26):
five dollars American, that's how cheapit was. So I had a buddy
with me because we always went thebuddy system on Liberty because you never knew
when somebody's that try and roll youor do whatever. So our buddy,
Pat Tim was with me, andhe's nicknamed the shop was corn Fed because
he was a big boy, andhe had his girlfriend. They weren't hookers,
you had to call him your girlfriendscolin hookers they get met. So

(01:14:47):
he had his girlfriend with him.I have my girlfriend of me and or
that to a jeepney, and thisdrunk guy across from us decide to step
on Pat's girlfriend's foot and he toldhim knock it off. So he started
stepping on my girlfriend's foot, andI said, what's your problem? I
stood up, but pretty soon we'regoing at it, and he pushed me
towards the back and I almost feltthe back. I'm thinking, I gotta

(01:15:08):
put my thumb in this guy's eyeballor something. And Pat stood up and
he drew his fist all the wayback from Cleveland, and just wow,
I hit the sky right between theeyes, met his eyes cross and smashed
his nose and bront of of myshirt and the cheap the driver stopped.
So then I threw him out theback and said, go, go go.
We left him there and I hadblood all over my shirt and a

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pretty crazy story. Yeah, anda pretty crazy story. Did you eventually
find Filipino hookers again? Or wasthat you were done? Oh? No,
it it was a saple Philippines atthe tight end. That was that
we looked forward to. Most onLiberty especially would have me out sea for
like one hundred and twenty days,and they didn't allow women on ships back

(01:15:59):
then. You see it, nineteenyear old kid going one hundred and twenty
days out seeing a woman. Guesswhat gonna happen? Right, You'll take
your chances for her five dollars anight, five bucks. You still thing
to Thailand. If you knew whereto go, you go out of the
town, get drunk, get agirlfriend, get a room for the night

(01:16:20):
with twenty dollars, come back withmoney. Feels like a pretty good deal,
huh. And Thailand. I didn'tpick her as she picked me.
I'm sitting at the bar of mine, of my own business, and she
stole my hat. By time Igot my hat back, she got my
shirt off. So I figured,okay, she's in apprising. If the

(01:16:41):
old Woods she knew in English wouldbuy me a drink and sexty man,
she probably just learned him that daytoo. Probably what was her name?
Do you remember? She wanted meto call her American name? You see?
Anne? Is there is there achance you have a kid in the

(01:17:02):
Philippines? Probably probably a very goodchance. I did not. I did
not practice safe back then, rightright? Why would you? Yeah?
I was nineteen year old. Idie next cruise. Who curious? Right?

(01:17:25):
Right? Right? So when didyou get out of the Navy?
I got out in nineteen ninety.I was going to stay in, but
they wouldn't let me fly. AndI actually had orders in my hand to
report for aircrew training, but Ididn't pass the eye test, so I
got out. Tell me about gettingit was. It was weird because my

(01:17:53):
parents wanted me to move back withthem and go to college, and that
didn't work out because I was atwenty three year old used to doing things
all hours to night and doing myown thing, and they thought I was
still their child. So that didn'twork out very well. And so how

(01:18:14):
did you when? At what agedid you go all right, I got
to get my stuff together. Idon't know when that ever happened, honestly.
Yeah, that's how I met myfirst wife and would do with her
to get out of my parents' house. Okay, so you thought it was
you were Maybe not at the time, but it was to get away from

(01:18:36):
all that. Yeah, well Iwas ready. I'm one of my own
players. I want they were.I was working three jobs or two jobs
and going to school. And oneof those jobs you would tell me stay
till three in the mornings. Iwas a bouncer at a bar, and
then my dad would get mad atme if I slipt past half seven or

(01:18:56):
eight and do things. That's whatI wanted to wake me up. I'm
like, dude, I got offwork at three am. Give me a
break, right, you know,and they thought it was funny to do
things like that, right. Theydidn't understand that I was actually I wasn't
just playing. I was working,trying to make money and going to school.
But they wouldn't let me sleep duringthe day. Are your parents still

(01:19:20):
alive today? Yeah, they're livingin a little town called Mount Shasta,
which is northern California by the Oregonborder. Okay, they're about half hours
for the Oregon border, little mountaintown. It says here and we'll end with
this that you consider yourself a politicalrefugee from California. Why don't you explain
that I do because I had toget out of California between the political thing

(01:19:45):
and just the cost of living isjust so crazy there, and there are
so many people moving from California toOklahoma and Texas, and then they want
to change these states to where Californiais. I see all these decals.
Don't California my Oklahoma, or don'tCalifornia my Texas? So I avoid having

(01:20:05):
somebody think all the eastern California.He's an amber. I said, I'm
applicable refugee. That just says Iam not one of those crazy liberals and
a screw up your state? Areyour parents liberals? Borderline? They voted
for Obama the first time after thesecond time, right right, But my

(01:20:30):
brother is a bleeding heart liberal andhe's their golden child. So that's that's
how that works. Listen, it'sbeen awesome talking to you, Mark.
I appreciate you taking the time andsharing your stories and congratulations with that bride
and take care of her and appreciatethe time. Certain thank you for your
service. I say one more thing, of course, I got a shots

(01:20:53):
my wife. She's a US Armyveteran too. He's an eighty fifth Medical
Battalion and all shot her. I'llbe in trouble when when you when she
talks about her service, what doyou think about? Like what do you
hear and go? Wow? Shewas She had a lot more like pomp

(01:21:13):
and circumstance than I live. I'llfeel kind of lucky there. But she
was basically doing technology. That wasshe discovered this email before email's email.
She was sending messages, fucking cryptomessages through the battalion. Yeah, so
so it's kind of like the preemail email. Yeah, it's got to

(01:21:34):
be an interesting feeling to have appreciationfor her service because you serve so you
already people say that to you,but you also then get to feel that
with her exactly. Yeah, that'scool. Yeah, she says. I'm
more vocal about it. I alwayswear my veteran hat and stuff. But

(01:21:56):
I tell her, I said,hey, wear your veteran hat. You
might get veterans this guy at restaurantsor some places that you might not even
think to ask. I tell usabout Oklahomas. There are people are really
cool. I'm appreciative of service thanthey are in California. A lot of
the place to give military discounts.I get a lot of people, a
lot more people think in me here. So yeah, I love it here.

(01:22:19):
I've never moved back to California.Glad you're here. Mark. Thanks
again for taking the time. Man. I appreciate you and your wife's service,
and thanks for taking the time,sir oh I appreciate it, and
thank you for a show. Ilike your show a lot. All right,
thank you, Mark, having thebest day, man, Thank you
all right, thank you for youlater. That's Mark. Our listeners are
awesome. As we toast to ourtroops, take a break and we'll be

(01:22:40):
back rush more of The Big ManMorning Show is Nest Good Morning. It's
The Big Man Morning Shown six OhK M O D. I'm not somebody

(01:23:03):
who thinks there's anything wrong with beinga sex worker. That is the lifestyle
you choose, good for you.The problem is with it being against the
law is it's kind of a breedingground, if you will, for sex
trafficking and underage people and stuff likethat. Right, and then there's this

(01:23:25):
story that makes me very nervous forit. We're an Ohio sex worker allegedly
had contact with more than two hundredclients despite knowing she was HIV positive.
Okay, oh right, and stateofficials are warning anybody who engaged in sex
with her to come forward to gettested. Yeah, that's not happening.

(01:23:47):
No, not everybody will because it'sillegal. One and two your husband's going
to come forward, boyfriend, I'dbe like, hey, I have to
go get tested. Why? Wow? What was before you? Right?
Right? Right? Right? We'vebeen together for twenty five years. Right.

(01:24:12):
Linda Bown Chicky bow Bow Lakeith thirtyhad contact with at least two hundred
and eleven clients from multiple states intwo years. Wow, which is around
when she took an HIV test andlearned she was positive. She'sliced most of
these men on a street in OhioMarietta, which is southeast city in Ohio

(01:24:39):
against West Virginia, which a lotof you right now are realizing that Ohio
borders West Virginia. And they believeshe infected a lot of people along the
East coast because of this, becauseI guess they go Ohio's a breeding ground,
don't. The case could stem anywherefrom Florida up the East coast.

(01:25:00):
But there are local individuals that weare reaching out to. According to somebody
with the County Sheriff's office, policehave begun calling through known clients of hers
to alert them of the situation.Babe, you got a message, go
ahead and let's do it. OhGod, oh God. And they're urging
anybody else who may have had contactwith her to reach out to authorities.

(01:25:26):
She is a whole. According tothe sheriff, they are not in trouble.
This is about public health awareness.This is not a scam. I've
seen enough scam to know when itsays this is not a scam, it's
a scam. Right, you're safe. No, you're not. Everything's fine,

(01:25:47):
it isn't. I wonder when shefound out that she had the HIV
right, it said like weeks beforethe start that January twenty twenty two.
Okay, So my thought there isis like, all right, they're looking
for these like some two hundred peoplethat bang this whore, right yeah,
yeah, for money for money?Yes? What about the ones prior to

(01:26:11):
her starting her life as a prostitute? You see what I'm saying. I
like to know, like how longhas she had that? Because it's not
like something that you know, youget an alert when you get to HIV,
right, It's you don't get anemail saying oh hey, by saying
yeah she did a let's just sayshe did a test on January first.
She didn't get it on January first, right, right, she could have
had it? How long? Sohow much time between that and her last

(01:26:34):
time? Right? Right? Right? Did she get it when she was
twenty five and she's thirty five?Now, no, that's fair. And
think about all those other people thatyou know had sex with her for free
that are now infacted as well.I sent her picture so you could you
can judge her on the prostitution scale. I will judge because that's a curse.

(01:26:58):
What she just looks like somebody wholikes to partake in some methema fatama.
Right, she parties when she can, right, right, right,
when she doesn't have her legs spreadgiven the head to everybody, dude,
that is a that is a solidon a horror scale. That's like,
we're gonna do two scales. We'regonna do two scales. We're gonna do

(01:27:23):
on the prostitute scale, not theescort scale, the prostitute scale, right,
and then also on the meth scale. Okay, on the meth scale,
I like that. I'm giving herat least at least five if she's
hitting about average. I've seen wayworse tweakers than her, Lindsay. On
the scale, yeah, five isgood solid number there. Her skin doesn't

(01:27:45):
look like it's that abused the methyet, No, a fair point like
in the meth world, it's prettyclear. Yeah right, yeah, yeah,
yeah, That's why I'm surprised withfive. I would go like a
seven or eight to be honest.On the med scale. Yeah, on
the prostitute scale, Lindsay, prostitutescale as in someone that you see and
you would definitely want to pick upsure. Yeah, not picking that one

(01:28:13):
up doesn't matter on a scale ofone to ten. Two, Okay,
GIMPI. That's a tough one,right because you think about the range of
prostitutes that you have out there.Man, there's some high end hookers that
are you know, escort escort.That's what I'm saying. On the prostitute
scale, not the just dirty streetwalk street. Yes, I did done.

(01:28:33):
Uh. I think for a dirtystreet walker, i'd give her about
a six or a sava And Idon't disagree. She's a redhead. You
tend to stray away from your normYeah. Yeah, Now on just a
regular person scale, Yeah, she'sa two and a half maybe a three.
That's just a regular person scale,lindsay, what is she on a

(01:28:55):
regular scale? Yeah? Three?Wow, she's a higher regular person scale
than a prostitute scale. Yah know. On the prostitute I'm gonna rank her
up higher than the change. Okay, I'm gonna go just because I don't
want to be a complete jerk.A one point nine. She'll do that
thing you like, though I don'tknow if she will. That's why she's

(01:29:18):
a prostitute. Yeah. The HealthDepartment is saying that people need to come
forward and be brutally honest. God, this is a judgment free zone with
full confidentiality. The planet fitnessman right, the health department administrator, adding the

(01:29:39):
relatives of her clients and anybody whohad sex contact with them are also vulnerable.
Yeah, you gotta think about that, because it's that love chain.
Man. You got the HOIV andyou go back and take it to your
wife or somebody else, and thenthey start. You know, if you're
a single person, then that persontakes it and spends it to other What
a nightmare. She was arrested onMay thirteenth for soliciting sex, after which

(01:30:01):
police police learned she was HIV positiveand had known for more than two years.
The next day, she was indictedfor engaging in solicitation after a positive
HIV test, which is a thirddegree felony. Wow. M yeah,
some marriages might be in trouble,definitely. That is that you cheated on

(01:30:26):
me, right, that's to me, that's way worse. Of course,
it's way worse. You're reckless withyour health and mine. Huh. So
would it be as bad, like, you know, if she didn't have
the HEIV like right, it wouldabsolutely be less because then it's just cheating,
right, you just I mean youhave granted, you paid for it,
and it was with a street walker, but you know whatever, I

(01:30:48):
mean, if you have unprotected sexand you cheat on your spouse, you're
very reckless with your health, right, right, right, because you're you're
sharing whatever with your spouse because theyhardly knew that she had HIV. Or
maybe that's how she advertised it.I don't know. Oh maybe so we

(01:31:09):
can get a discounted rate, shootfor every foot you know. Yeah,
I normally charged fifty dollars an hour, but since I've got the HEV,
I'll give it to you for twenty. Here's an interesting text. I have
a feeling there are quite a fewclients quaking in their boots about now.
I don't know, I bet halfdon't even remember, right, probably not

(01:31:32):
that they were also engaged in somesort of recreational activity and out of their
minds, right or drunk even mayberight, and the others have completely forgotten
about it. Right. It wasjust a one time thing needed to get
yours, And well, you foundher, and she gave you the gift
to keep on giving. I wonderhow many found out like got it pretty

(01:31:56):
fast because it paces at different times, and they got the infection. It
took right away. They started showingsymptoms. Wow, all right, we
gotta take a break. Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning showkmo D.

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two nine four five. So apparentlylast night, I think it was last
night the NASCAR All Star Race,and there was a fight afterwards, and
I'm sending you as a link soyou can see Bush and Stonhouse apparently got

(01:32:45):
in a little fight. Stint Housedad got involved, which is a really
great watch. And the star ofit is apparently the pit crew. We're
getting involved and throwing guys off ofthe lift the back of the the semi
is lift and Stenhouse throws first,and everybody's kind of like, what you

(01:33:06):
know, it was a cheap shot. You know, you walk up to
somebody and get in arms distance,you need to know you're gonna you can
get punched. There's a good chance. Yeah, that's considered in the street
as fronting. Uh uh huh,And what is he supposed to do?
Wait for the bell? Right,No, you walk up, you get

(01:33:29):
in someone's face. There's a goodchance you're getting punched, you you should
at least know that that's possible.That doesn't mean the person you're approaching would
do that. But and apparently Bushhas all bent out of shape because Ricky
hit him, like pumped him,pushed him to the wall. It just
pretty well disabled his car. Yeah, that happens. I get it.

(01:33:50):
That's part of racing. You dealwith it, you know. I don't
think that there should have been fisticuffsafter the race whatever, but whatever,
that's fun to watch. I wastrying to think, is NASCAR pushing you
know, guys to do this.I was thinking the same thing as I
was watching that video, like,how do we get more views? How

(01:34:11):
do we make NASCAR more exciting becauseit's just left turn left turn left turn
left and left turn right. Ohwell, we need some We need some
internal beef between two racers. Weneed to get them to fight. Hey,
you two fight here, and here'sit. Here's why I think that
because on the NBA socials, onthe NFL socials, they don't show fights

(01:34:35):
right, they don't highlight it.NASCAR highlighted this fight on their socials.
They were promoting that they fought right, not racing right, and maybe they
are. Maybe they are so peoplecan tune in next week. Let's see
what comes right totally. And Idon't know enough about racing, but I
would think if if one of themdid something illegal against the rules, he

(01:35:01):
would be penalized. You would think, sure, And instead of letting those
people deal with it, Kyle Buschdecided to deal with it. What did
he think was gonna happen? Didhe think he would go? My by
head? Right? These are alphas, man like, they all think they're
not doing anything wrong. Oh yeah, all right, let's see what Lindsay

(01:35:23):
has for Balls to the wall sportsWell and Joey Logano took home that checkered
flag and the NASCAR All Star Racefrom north of Wilkesboro Speedway. The driver
of the number twenty two car dominatedthe race and led all but one lamp.

(01:35:46):
Logano staved off Denny Hamlin and ChrisBusher to earn the one million dollar
cash prize. Kyle Larson and RyanBlaney rounded out the top five finishers in
the annual exhibition. The field goesback to playing for points next Sunday at
Charlotte Motor Speedway for the Coca Colasix hundred kind of sad news out of
Auburn University, where running back BrianBatti on Saturday was reportedly one of several

(01:36:12):
victims of a shooting in Sarasota,Florida. Batty was one of four people
injured in the shooting that occurred aroundthree thirty am at Tallywood Center Plaza.
Batty's brother, Tommy was pronounced deadat the scene. Sarasota investigators and deputies
had reportedly closed off the shopping centerin nearby roads for several hours to gather
more evidence. The Sarasoda County Sheriff'sOffice has yet to release any possible motives

(01:36:34):
for the shooting. They said,we are aware of the situation and are
continuing to gather information, and Auburnspokesperson told news outlets. Batty rushed for
two hundred and twenty seven yards andone touchdown on fifty one carries for Auburn
last season. Batty primarily served asAuburn's kick returner. He averaged twenty three

(01:36:55):
yards per kick return, which rankedfifth in the Secord to Auburn in twenty
twenty three. After three seasons atSouth Florida, he graduated from Sarasota high
School before committing to South of Floridain twenty twenty. And that is your
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Jeff, Hey, good morning Corbyn. Jeff is here to answer your
questions about divorce. Custody, guardianship, name change, anything like that.
And Jeff, I read a statisticover the weekend, and I was hoping,
as the person in the field,they could you could tell me if
this is accurate or not. Itsaid that nearly seventy percent of all divorces

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are filed by women. You know, I that's an interesting statistic. I
don't know the specific numbers on that, but I would believe that. I
mean, I think that's probably fairlyaccurate, although I think we've seen a
shift over time where that number hascome you know, the number of women
filing versus the number of men filingis coming down. I think that it's

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more of a at some point.I think we're going to be closer to
fifty to fifty. But that numberone surprise, And of course I think
that would vary from state to stateas well. But you know, as
a general rule, I could seethat probably being true, just depending on
I mean, again, we're talkingabout divorces here, only it sounds like
in not paternities. But yeah,that sounds plausible. Sure, I'll buy

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that for a dollar. Jeff ishere to answer any question you have,
whether you're mail or female, aboutdivorce and how it works. And you
can get your question to us BMMSand whatever that question is to eight two
nine four five. You can callit nine one eight four six oh KMOD
or you can email the question toshow at kmod dot com. We got
a lot of those. I'll getstarted. This says you've mentioned before that
to get alimony and Oklahoma, thereare a set of thresholds that need to

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be met. I make more thanher, and she cannot afford the lifestyle
we had, but she has ajob, so will she receive money from
me? Well, again, inoklahoma's based upon the person asking for it
has to show that they have aneed. Okay, so they have to
show that they have a financial needfor that alimony, and then they have
to show that the individual has theability to pay. That's how we do

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it here in Oklahoma, so youknow, and again the judge looks at
it from a global perspective as welltoo. I mean, if you if
you've got an estate, a maritalestate, that is we're I'm just making
easy round numbers here. That's wortha million dollars and these party are going
to walk over it away with fivehundred thousand dollars, You know, does
that individual depending upon how that fivehundred thousand is broken up? Is it

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it stocks, is at bond?Is it for one k? Is it
cash? Whatever it may be?Is it equity in the home? You
know, all that kind of stuff. The judge has to look at that
in addition to figure out, well, is there truly a need here for
getting a large chunk of stuff inthe marital settlement or the metal your marital
half? So will she get money? You know, I don't know the

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reason I'd be I say that isbecause it all depends. Every case is
different number one and number two.You know, it would depend on how
much money she's making. You know, how long has she been working?
How much does she make? Haveyou guys been separated, If you've been
separated, how long have you beenseparated? Have you been separated for six
months to a year and you've notbeen giving her any money whatsoever? And
she's been living on her own justfine. I mean, there's a lot

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of factors that go into that.But the tooth thresholds in Oklahoma again are
need and ability to pay. Thoseare the two thresholds here at Oklahoma.
Jeff Finsley's join us. You've gota question about divorce or custody, guardianship,
name change, adult guardianships. Hecan answer all these family law questions
and more. You can call itnine one eight four to six oh kmod.
You can text BMMS and whatever yourquestion is to the phone number eight

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two nine four five, or youcan email like this. One says.
My wife and I have been marriedfor twenty five years. Six years ago,
I found out she has been communicatingwith other women and visiting websites to
meet women. Since that time,I have caught her five other times,
but suspect many more. I've recentlydecided to move forward with a divorce.
I'm not mad and just really wantan amicable divorce. Initially, she said

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she didn't want anything but her bankaccounts and car. I contact an attorney
to file the but they took foreverto file the initial decree, and now
she wants to talk to an attorneyafter finding several mistakes and the actual decree.
I'm not sure I have faith inmy current attorney. If this is
more than just a simple divorce,what do you suggest, well, I
mean, if it's more than asimple divorce, you want to make sure

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obviously that that decree is correct.You want to make sure that everything in
there is exactly the way it needsto be. But you know, more
importantly, if she has a shewants to talk to an attorney, I
mean, she has that right todo so before she signs that decree.
You know, we when we havepeople that agree, we try to get
cases done as soon as possible tohelp those individuals get you know, move

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on and be able to get thingsgoing. But yeah, I mean,
it just it really is dependent uponthe people as far as the word amicable
is what it means simply because youknow, the parties involved in the case
have complete control over how nice it'sgoing to be, how hateful it's going
to be, how long it takes, how many motions have to be filed.

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You know, all these things arecontrolled by the parties, not by
the attorneys. So you know,if you have any questions whatsoever, you
know, you should give me acall, being happy to help you out.
This is what I also say topeople about you know, if they've
got an issue with their current attorney, and this is true for anybody,
you should always ask to talk tothe attorneys, sit down and talk to

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them about what's bothering you or whatyour concerns are. The reason being is
because again the attorney may not realizewhat's going on, they may not understand
it because you haven't told them anything. So, you know, please give
them the ability to try and fixany and all issues is you know,
but again you've got to give themthat chance, which means schedule time to

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talk to them, sit down andask what's going on and find out what's
going on. And then after that, if you don't like their answer or
what happens next, then you know, please give us a call. Would
be happy to help you out.They said something that email, Jeff,
that is a word that over theyears that we've been doing this, you've
kind of trained me to know thatisn't a real word. And divorce and
that is amicable, you know.It's like you've always said, Corbyn,

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it is until it isn't, youknow, And that's very true. I
mean people start out sometimes saying,you know, I just want out,
you can have it all, andthen all of a sudden it changes and
it goes from being nice and pleasantto hateful and rude and everything just falls
apart. So you know, wedo have the rare case, maybe one

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or two max a year where peopletruly get along, they truly understand that
they're better off as friends and it'sthe best thing for their kids, and
they're they're they're fine getting out ofthe situation. But that's not the norm.
That's not the number one thing we'llsee. So, you know,
as Corborn has said, many manytimes, everybody, it is until it
isn't. So you know, don'tyou know, if you can settle it

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amicably, great, perfect, we'lldraft up the paperwork and make it happen.
But you know, again, amicablesonly as long as it lasts,
and only as long as the twoparties can get along, which could turn
at any point like a light switch. Heather's on the line. She's called
in for a question. Heather,what's your question for Jeff Hensley of Hensley
and Associates? Is I'm remembering ifyou are going through divorce and your child

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as Native American but they didn't addressthat to the court. Is that what
happens then nothing, simply because thenthe tribes don't get involved in fraternity cases
and divorces the only times the tribes, I mean, what needs to if
you want to correct the record andmake it one hundred percent correct, and

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a mended petition or something needs tobe filed with the court that notifies the
court of the child is of NativeAmerican heritage, but that no request has
been made to remove the children fromthe parents by the tribe. Again,
the tribes only get involved in guardianships, adoptions, juvenile cases. Anytime the
child is going to be involved insomething other than a divorce or paternity case,

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they'll get involved in. But whenyou're dealing with just a divorce or
paternity it doesn't matter per se becausethey won't get involved and you don't have
to give them notice. Okay,thank you in the petition, So all
right, thank you so much.Appreciate you. Heather. This tech says
that I have been going through adivorce for over a year now. I

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have guardianship of my stepdaughter and custodyof my biological daughter. Am I supposed
to be getting child support for bothchildren. The answer would be yes,
and that should have been addressed inboth courts. I would need the individual
please call me un let's walk itthrough and see what's going on. But
typically whenever you've got a case likethat. Whenever custody has been granted in

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whatever form or fashion, child supportis supposed to be taking care of them
as well. And in a guardianshipit's required under law for the guardian to
seek child support. Now, let'stalk about the guardianship for a little bit
more. Typically, what happens ina guardianship and child support is is that
you're supposed to contact DHS and Ihope you're listening, whoever, citizen contact

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DHS and open up a case andthen they will work on collecting child support
from the biological parent at that pointor the other parent at that point.
So that's how you do it.There used to be a thing where the
counties would assign a certain amount ofchild support to be owed. Not all
counties do that, and it's noteven done in the small counties much anymore.
So you need to contact DHS andopen a case and they can start

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collecting against the other parent and theguardianship. Additionally, you would probably want
to go ahead and open a casefor the biological child as well so they
can start collecting. They can pullany court records to see if there's any
child support in place, and ifnot, then they can start a child
support collection and enforcement action themselves.You know, that's one way to do

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it. You could also give usa call. We can walk you through
every inch of that as well too. There was a little bit more in
that text that I intentionally left offbecause I wanted to follow up with it,
and it says when I tried talkingto my ex about child support,
all I was told by them wasover my dead body. I'm sorry,
over your dead body. So youknow, first of all, child support

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is required, as we all knowthat of those of us that have kids,
and maybe those that don't, childrencost money. Okay, You've got
to feed them, clothe them,take them to school, pay for their
school supplies or activity. It's anendeavor to say the least. So child
support is required in any in allcases, okay, especially in guardianship cases.
It's required under the law. Samething with the wars is and maternity

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cases. As far as over hisdead body, you know, that's a
threat. He can take that howeverhe wants. If he feels threatened,
he could probably go get a protectiveorder against her for her threat to harm
him. So there's that to thinkabout too. So you know, whether
she likes it or not, she'sgoing to have to pay. And yes,
she may have screwed up and shedoesn't like it and she hates him,
and that's fine. But the endof the day, she's going to

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owe. And if there's an existingorder and she for the biological child and
she hasn't been paying, she's rackingup in a rears and only hurting herself.
Jeff Ensley's joining us from Hensley andAssociates nine one, eight four to
six ozho kmod. You can alsotext BMMS and then what you want to
say to eight two nine four five. Jeff can answer any question you what.

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You can also send email if you'dlike show at kmod dot com.
Uh. This email says we areseparated for over a year, no kids,
no debt together, but we dohave debt we brought into the marriage
and since we've been separated, hemoved to another state. Even if we
both agree on the money situation,can the judge force me to take on
some of his debt, Well,it depends, and it depends on whether

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or not it's considered marital debt.Sony, any debt that is racked up
from the dative marriage to the dateof se separation, okay, is typically
you know, going to be consideredmarital debt. So you know, you
may bring debt into the marriage,and any any debt prior to the merit
could be considered your own. Butany debt you rack up together, whether
you know about it or not,is going to be considered marital debt potentially,

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So you know, I would haveto look and see exactly what debt
she's referring to and when it was, when did they rack it up and
all that, but potentially it couldbe considered merital debt if it was you
know, attached to them sometime fromthe dat of meriage of the data separation,
that is an absolute possibility. Yes, William is on the line.
William, what's your question for JeffHensley of Hensley and Associates? All right,

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thank you. Is it possible fora mother who has a fellowy in
her background to still be allowed toobtain guardianship of her own son? Well,
why does she want to get guardianshipof her own son? Because she
is currently at a recovery program andthe son is now being whisper in a

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recovery house, and well, howold is the sun? He will be
eighteen this month, okay? Andis he by turning eighteen he becomes an
adult? Is he disabled in someway? Is he autistic? And tell

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me about the child? Yeah?He is autistic and blind from birth?
Okay? She wants all right,that is legal guardian understood. So that
that's why I was asking those questionsbecause I kind of wanted to flush it
out and help explain what we're dealingwith here. Now, what was her
felony charge? Uh? Uh?Grab theft all? You know, there's

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a possibility there there is a possibilitythat she could have guardianship over him.
She would need to call me sothat we could go through it and find
out how old is the felony youknow, Oh, it goes back to
like h five years or more.Okay, I mean there is a possibility.

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I would need to talk to herabout it and see. Uh there's
anything else the sheet. Did shehave her rights terminated to the child at
any point? Did she through ajuvenile action or anything? Do you know?
Well, well, once she wentto jail, and the boy is
honest, Once she went to jail, obviously she couldn't take care of her,

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so her mom took that task asthe mom god a guardians guardianship of
the children, the two year oldand an eighteen year olds. Gotcha,
Okay, Well I said, youknow there's a possibility. Yeah, So
please, if you'll give her namea number to Gimpie, I will give
recall and see what we can doto help her. All righty, thank

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you very much. Hang on theline there for me. Uh, Jeff,
talk about the reason you asked,how long the felony and what kind
of felony? Do certain felonies makedifferent answers? Well, they do.
I mean, if you've got aviolent felony, the chances of being a
guardian or next to zero. Ifit's a you know, felony like a
drug charge or you know, potentiallylike an auto theft charge or something,

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there is a possibility that would allowyou to be a guardian. It's really
just based upon a case by casebasis, and as far as age is
concerned, you know, obviously theolder of the felony the better. I
had a case one time where Irepresented a client who had a felony from
thirty five years ago. That wasfor a car accident thing down in Texas.

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It was some weird felony charge thatTexas had at the time, but
it was thirty five years old,and you know, the judge allowed the
guardianship because of you know, timehad passed and he hadn't had any other
charges become a model citizen and allthose kind of things. So you know,
the type of charge matters as wellas the amount of time matters absolutely,

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And does treatment he mentioned this person, this individual was in treatment.
Does treatment ever play a factor inguardianships? Well, I mean potentially,
I mean, if she is intreatment, becoming a guardian over somebody might
not be appropriate at that particular point. But I need again, it's all

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based on how much treatment does shehave left she get ready to finish up?
Is she you know, are theygetting ready to release her? I
mean where is she in her treatment? That is the big condition there.
But typically if somebody is in atreatment program, and especially if they're doing
it under a requirement of a criminalcourt, that may preclude them from being

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a guardian at that time, butthat doesn't mean they couldn't serve down the
road. So you know, thisis really one of those situations where the
famous lawyer asks answer, is itreally does depend all the factors involved here
a little detail, But being intreatment doesn't mean you can't. It just
means, hey, we may needto lay it because at this time it

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may not be best for everyone.Correct, that's a possibility. Absolutely,
yeah, that makes complete sense.This says we've been married for twenty years.
How will our stuff get divided betweenthe two of us? We have
no kids but have a lot ofassets assets. Is it as simple as
you get this, I get that, or does the judge pick? Well?
So, you know, typically wetry, first of all, in
Oklahoma, it's based upon the equitabledivision of the assets. And equitable and

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Oklahoma typically means fifty to fifty allright, it's typically how that's handled it.
As far as dividing stuff up,you know, we always want people
to be involved in that decision making. In other words, if the two
parties can decide who gets what andnot fight over it and not have to
get the court involved, that's betterfor everybody involved. Not just because it

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keeps anger and things like that atBay, it keeps cost down, eats
them out of the court system.And that's why we do things like mediation
and settlement conferences where we can tryand work with the parties to try and
help them reach an agreement of dividingthings up. It is always better for
the parties to handle those things ifthey can, simply because it puts them

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in the driver's seed, as opposedto leaving it up to a judge who's
in a black bathroom, who knowsnothing about the parties and has to make
life altering decisions based upon a fewhours of testimony. So it is always
always better when the parties can makethose decisions or be helped to make those
decisions, as opposed to leaving itup to a judge. Every divorce is

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uniquely different, Every guardianship is uniquelydifferent. Every adoption is uniquely different.
That's why you need to hire someonethat is an officer of the court and
can conduct themselves in the manner thatthe court is prepared for. You don't
want to go at this by yourself. You need someone that knows what they're
talking about. And the folks atHensley and Associates are those people. So
any family law question, Jeff andthe folks there at Heinsland Associates can help

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out your best bet call them fivesix nine two mentioned Camo D You get
a free consultation over the phone fivesix nine two for Henslan Associates mentioned Camo.
Do you get that free consultation overthe phone and Heinsling Associates practices in
other areas of the law. Yeah, that's right. So through our office
in Busca. Don't worry about itbeing a Busca. They can go anywhere

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in the state. It's just wherethe office is located. We do everything
else. So you know, ifyou in addition to famiel Off, you've
got a criminal issue, even ifit's just a dui or a drug charge
or a you know, a speedingticket or whatever it may be, please
give them a call. They dotheir free fifteen minute consultation as well.
You know, if you've been damagedby somebody in the medical field and have

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a medical practice claim where you've beenhurt by somebody in a car wreck,
or if you've got someone who's recentlypassed away and now there are state is
being dealt with in the court systemthrough the probate. They can help them.
Mean anything literally in addition to familylaw they can help you with.
So it's the Shoemake Law firm inPahuska. Yes, it's a different name,
but it is us. We justwe own it and would love to

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help you with your case. Sogive them a caller, give us a
call in Tulsa. We can hookyou up with them as well. Five
six nine two for Hensley Associates.Jeff, have a great week, Hey
too, Thanks guys, take abreak and we'll be back. Tulsa's Morning
Show. Oh yeah, he's comingright back. Big Mad Morning Show,
Tulsa's Rock Station ninety seven five KMODGood morning. That's the Big Mad Morning

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Show. Four six omot. Ican't speak for everyone on the show.
I love a good heaping dose ofcrazy from a distance, and so this
is a little thing that I callWHOA that's crazy. H Three women,

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Mitzi, Judy, and Sandra.They faced federal charges of conspiracy to commit
murder for hire, where they triedto hire a woman to inject their son
in law with the lethal dose ofheroin. God well, that's crazy.
Yeah. Came to light this monthwhen a woman came forward to the FBI

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saying her neighbor and her sisters wantedthe husband of one of them dead.
The informant said that one of thewomen told her that her son in law
had assaulted their daughter and that theirchildren and drugged her, forcing her to
have sex with others. According tocourt documents, oh that's crazy. One

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of the women allegedly drove with themto Louisiana to show there would be killer
the home of the intended target,passing by the location several times. They
told the woman that their target wasa drug user and they wanted her to
inject him with a lethal dose ofheroin. They also allegedly said that they
did not care if she had toslit his throat as long as she got

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the job done. Oh that's crazy. They told her they had already paid
someone ten thousand dollars for the murder, but he ran off with the money.
The woman agreed to the plan,but demanded more money. Court documents
say that she got three hundred andfifty dollars in cash for the heroin after
she allegedly paid for the would bekiller's sick dog veterinarian bill in February.

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Well hold up, so the womanthat was supposed to inject him with the
heroine paid for the guys vet bill. Woman agreed to the plan, but
demanded more money. According to courtdocument YEA, they gave her a three
hundred and fifty dollars in cash forthe heroin, after she allegedly paid for
the would be killers sick. Okay, okay, it was the would be

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killer that had a set fifty.Yeah, I'll do it. You got
paid for my vet bill first.On a second trip, one of the
women allegedly wanted the woman to murderthe intended target outside a courthouse where he
and the daughter had a hearing regardingchild custody issues. The alleged would be

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killer refused the request, saying it'sdaylight and there were too many cameras.
After the trip, they allegedly deliveredthe woman a box with Christmas decorations.
At the bottom of the box wasa nine millimeter Phoenix Arms handgun with an
obliterated serial number and a magazine withthree bullets. That's all you need when
she received you just need one.When she received I was just in case

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the gun. She knew that thesisters were serious about the scheme. Using
fake names the woman, they exchangedtext messages. They apparently sent one thousand,
ten dollars one thousand, ten dollarsdollar ones like I got ten on
it for the hit and reimbursement forhotel s day, food and expenses while

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in Louisiana, all via the cashapp quote, you stab him at the
heart, at the door, orshoot his ass in the heart or face.
There's three sisters that are being tiedtogether by the allegations made by a
person who carries a lot of baggageas far as prior criminal history according to
the DA. So they could bemaking all this out right, it's crazy.

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Okay, So that's a good one. Uh, this one's pretty good
too. Ah, they're supposed sogood. I'll go with this. A
woman stabbed her boyfriend and severed hispenis, gave it might be pro from
before he bled out, according totop cops, because she was singry that's
nice. Yeah, Wow, that'scrazy. Thirty two year old pregnant woman

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in Colorado's accused of killing her boyfriend, stabbing him and cutting off his penis
following an argument over whether or nothe was the father of the child.
The woman was taken into custody onTuesday and charged with one count's second degree
murder while in the heat of passionand one count of domestic violence. According
to the Police Department, officers atabout eight point fifty at night on the

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fourteenth, responded to a call regardan unresponsive mail at a hotel about two
hundred and forty miles west of Denver. Upon arriving at the scene, first
responders said they located the male victim, who was suffering from an apparent knife
wound. The victim, whose namehasn't been released, was pronounced dead though
the investigation. Through the investigation,a suspect was identified. Thirty two year

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old Shane Tang I'll take that goO was remommanded in the Mesa County detention
facility in charge with murder and thesecond degree Coroner's office will responsible for leasing
the identity of the deceased. Policeto decline to provide additional information about the
killing. A probable cause affidavit detainedby a newspaper revealed disturbing details that took
place. According to the report,officers on the scene interviewed the woman,

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who told them that she and thevictim had been in a romantic relationship after
learning that she was pregnant. Shesaid that she and the victim got into
an argument as to whether or nothe was the father of the child.
The argument continued and she allegedly admittedto stabbing him in the leg. She
said she was not trying to killhim, but admitted to stabbing because she

(02:04:23):
was sober angry. The woman reportedlysaid that in addition to stabbing the victim
in the leg, she cut offhis penis. After the violent attack,
she reportedly said that she left thehotel and went to a nearby park market,
claiming that he did not seem tobe in any pain. There,
she purchased supplies, including rubbing alcohol, antibiotics, and beer. She concealed

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that she forgot to buy any bandagesfor the victim's injuries. Later that day,
the victim told her that he feltcold and thought he might die.
Instead of calling nine one one,she gave him green it says greens ibuprof.
I was gonna say like college itsays quote greens ibuprofen and water.

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In a short while later, shereportedly told police he was dead. Oh,
she's gone on one million dollar cashbond and that future child, the
life is destroyed. Yeah, andthen this is the well that's crazy,
best one. So this guy,he's a cop in Jojia and he was

(02:05:26):
at a fellow cops house partying.I guess, decided he would need to
go home got a lift, Sohe got this lift to show up.
He got in the car and theuh heard the driver talking in a foreign
language on bluetooth to somebody. Okay, and then the police officer, who

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was off duty, thought he heardanother voice. He then asked to be
let out of the car, butthe driver kept driving. When the man
that's the former police officer, triedto open the door, it would not
open. After that, he reachedinto the back seat. The driver reached

(02:06:08):
into the back seat. The formerpolice officer now former police officer, then
fired his gun three times, sittingthe driver in the head. Oh god.
He broke a window and got outof the car, according to Affidavid,
A witness said that he waved herdown for help and told her he
believed his driver was trying to kidnaphim because he was in a gay fraternity

(02:06:30):
and was trying to recruit him.What yeah, oh right. The police
officer was already on leaf falling atDecember twenty twenty three arrests, reportedly crashing
his car with twenty unprescribed zannies.Oh god, and apparently his gun had

(02:06:55):
already been possession of the agency,so they're not sure about this one.
According to the victim's her son,moved to Atlanta twelve years ago and had
recently been recently taking up professional wrestling. I'm very proud of the man he
became. Everywhere I went, peoplemet him and enjoyed him. He was
always ran into people that knew him. He was a real friendly guy,
very social. Reggie was pretty muchthe life of the party. Yeah,

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apparently he was running a gay party, gay fraternity. Hey this is my
frap brother, lamam. That escalatedquickly. Yeah, I did, speaking
some foreign language, and the nextthing, You're like, let me out
of here before you make me joinyour gay friend. Like how susceptible were
you? Right? How weik wasyour mind that you were Like, I'm

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turning. How does that do youeven come about? Like I guess they're
just sitting there talking bs and youknow, and like, hey, I'm
in a fraternity. Oh yeah,what is it? Da D it's a
gay one. Well I'm out ofhere? Or is that just something that
he just made up? I don'tknow. I immediately just think of that
scene some s with like uh,I don't know, Tom Cruise or Arnold

(02:08:03):
Schwarzenegger where they're trying to hold theirface to like a saw or something like,
forcing him, Like, what areyou talking about? Right, that's
not how it works, man.You will do it. You will want
to be a part of your gate. No, man can't have it right

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right three times? Once was enough? Well he's very adamant able. Yeah,
make sure you get the point acrossall right. Uh, that's crazy.
Gotta take a break with Good Morning. It's the big Man Morning Show.

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Time to find out what everybody learned. Lindsay, what'd you learn today?
That ibuprofen doesn't work on open wounds? And I also learned that the
number one golfer in the world isno longer number one after being arrested.
He lost the PGA Championship, Butgood for him for making golf finally interesting.
Can be what you learned today,I'll learned that's my horse foot,

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don't step on my horse foot.I also learned that if you refuse to
join a gay fraternity, there's stilla chance you can take shots to the
face. I learned that Daniel andMiami stole that bus drunk because he was
driving mad. And I also learnedBabe she was forcing me to join a

(02:09:39):
crazy HIV club. Corman saying,make sure that dishwasher is loaded right.
It's flimsy stuff tracking my cycle?Can I get a yeah? What a

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be? No? Make some noiseinterpassword Corbyn new messages. The Big Bad
Morning Show would like to take aminute to thank troops from Oklahoma and all
over the United States. These soldiershave sacrificed. Did the Big Mad Morning
Show before you to back like thetotal douchebags that they are? Total douchebag

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dog, total incomplete douchebag. Wehonor and respect you. We honor and
respect you. We honor and respectyou. God, bless rocking all,
blessed Tulsa. We try boys,

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