July 21, 2026 • 139 mins
HAPPY TUESDAY!!!! Having Quaduplets Must Suck, Drugs In All Her Holes, Cross Dressing Body WashThief, The Chief is Banging Your WIfe, Lisetner E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, Dead Ass Or Fake News, & It's Hot In Here!!!!
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I don't know if you guys heard about this. Having
quadruplets is not it is not common, but to have
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perfect quadruplets where they're identical, is very rare. And a
thirty four year old woman in Australia gave birth two
perfect identical quadruplets, each.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
One of them looking exactly alike. Yes, yeah, that's gotta
be tough. That's gotta be tough as the.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Parent, like, how do you tell them about parents always
have an uncanny way of being able to tell. Right,
Lindsay's got the twins and they're not identical. No, they're not.
I mean I don't know which is which, but maybe
I should just pay them all attention, right, it doesn't
be anything. Uh, And doctors are saying this is super
extremely rare. She had a C section of twenty eight weeks. Okay,
(04:24):
well she probably had no room there, right, And now
they have started a GoFundMe because they were unaware of
all the challenges it is to raise four kids, four
babies at one time.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
This is their first set of children ever. No, Okay,
then I don't believe that. I don't either, because raising
kids in general sucks and you gotta figure it out.
So they already had kids, They already knew what they
were getting themselves into. Yeah, not having whether you've got
one baby or four babies, raising babies, it's the saying
it's it's it's all the same, at least to me.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Any mean, maybe I'm no dude, No, raising four at
one time is so wild. Yeah, that's that's Think about
how often you have to change diapers on a newborn
and then by four yeah, yeah, you think about blowouts
by four Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Get all that, but you already had kids, so you
know what, you know what you're getting yourself into. I
could see like if this was their first child ever, right,
first pregnancy ever, and they had four, and they're like,
oh God, we didn't know what was gonna happen. We
didn't know we were getting ourselves into.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I get that because you never had kids before.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But you've already you've already had kids, so you kind
of have an understanding of what's happening.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It's just multiplied. I would think. I think they have
they have four others already. I think they have four
other kids already. Well then you already know the ten, eight, three,
and one. Yeah, but not at the same time. Bro,
I guess that's like more than four yards a week.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's not like they used IVF No, it was no, no, yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Were getting to that.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, it's natural. They did it all natural. One fertilized
egg split into four. Wow, they've raised seventy three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Okay, well, good for them.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That will not last. No, No, how much money do
you think they need forget school like college and all
that other and turning sixteen.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
And this is just for the first five years. Yeah,
for the first five years, diapers, baby food.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
If they're just using this money for them, I would
say that this is probably good. The seventy three thousand
dollars for just diapers and baby food and clothing. They
could probably make that work, especially, I mean, she could
be breastfeeding too.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
True.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Nope, there's a couple of ways that they are not
breastfeeding for children. I mean, you pump, like I understand,
but the amount of milk you would not No, I know,
I know you got to pull one off, but the
other one I know exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The fighting for the same niff.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I remember the twins, and honestly, she probably there's a
good chance she probably won't be because they.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Were premies, right, she never got to that stage. Yeah,
And like I.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Remember when I was pregnant with the twins. I my
milk came in early, and so I was pumping before
they were even born. And they never latched on, which
I was very upset with, like.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
They had had can be quite challenging for women.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And finally when they did, I wasn't producing enough milk
for them. It was like they were always hungry, which
never changed because they still are always hungry. But I
remember calling my doctor's office and saying, I'm so stressed out.
I'm I feel like they're not eating enough. I've run
(08:00):
out of everything that I had already frozen. And they
said it's okay, just go buy formula. And I felt
like such a failure doing that, and no, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's quite common. Yeah, yeah, it's quite common. This says
that you need to be about three thousand diapers in
year one. That's a lot of diapers.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
About it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
This says that this says about twenty eight to thirty
three diapers every day. Yeah, yeah, you can.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You can nix all that by just using reusable diapers,
not using disposable ones. How much launch bro, that's a lot,
but you know, if you want to save some money,
that's a way to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
And they have things that like hook up to your
toilet to clean the diapers and stuff. That is so
much work.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, I know, I did it, and I did it
as a kid my little brother, because we used cloth
diapers for.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Him when you weren't getting under the most. This is
much younger. I've been dealing with cramp all my life. Literally,
how old are you? I forget how old were you
when they made you deal with your kid? Your brother's dupers? Hell?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Uh he I was seven and he was born so
eight nine and ten. Yeah, that's wild. Dude, just in
there dunking loads.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
With everyone else, says under the house you go, this
says you need about ten grand in formula the first year.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, And one could say, okay, well you nixed that
bye by you know, using your own produce. But much
like if Lindsay said, you know, she wasn't making enough,
not making any right, then there he goes that.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Do they have wick in Australia?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
God, I don't know. The The other thing is what
are those little one onesies?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah? Oh you're changing those all?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh god, cribs. Use some of your dad's old T shirts.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's fine, Yeah, not everybody has to the same traumatic
experience you had growing up.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I'm just saying there's ways around it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Don't say it worked out it worked Look, I'm fine,
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Do we need to open that can of worms? But
the idea that they're having four just, oh my gosh. Yeah,
that's terrible. Seven diaper changes times for a day, making
seven bottles of for me. How many times they eat,
like every four hours or some crazy number. Oh my gosh,
(10:37):
she is she is married. She's not doing it alone
right for now. And they have four other kids, right,
they have four other kids. The youngest is one.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Okay, well, he's not helping mine or she will know
some of the older ones can help. Throw a little
hand in there.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I don't know about I don't know about the sex
of the other four children. But these these new bees
are all girls.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's four wedding so they have a ten year old ormonstration,
they have a ten year old girl. They have an
eight year old boy, and they have a three year
old girl and a one year old girl. Okay, so
the oldest too, could throw a hand in the help
out some things. Yeah, no, no, no, no, they're gonna
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have to.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, they're gonna have to.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
They're gonna be feeding themselves, right right right. I was
just thinking help them with the with the babies.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
But you're right, go make a sandwich's clipping nails.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yes, shampooing.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Is there home even big enough?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
What's the smallest type of home you could have with
eight kids? I mean, yeah, yeah, two bedrooms, I get it. Ye,
little little house on the prairie. I get it. Yeah,
we're talking modern times.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You need a four bedroom at least three bedroom mobile
home would be just fine. No, oh well yeah, because
you know in Giffee's house they make you stay outside there.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You know, nine to five, you know, sun up to sundown.
Porch is screamed in. It'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I mean girls can share a bedroom obviously, Yeah, you
could double them up. I think, I think with h
I mean, a four bedroom home is bare minimum. You
need at least three thousand square feet to keep sanity
in the home.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I hear you. Money is an object, absolutely it is.
And a three thousand square foot home not only that's
an American thing. I'm not saying they don't exist in
other countries, but it is not.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You've got to have a lot of money, that is true.
And I should take your dinky house that you have
now and just start adding on to it, right.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And I don't know, I mean, I know that in Australia,
it's like some people, like when we had our exchange
student from US earlier, he did say like that they
had a small home, but then they also had a
vacation home too, and his mom was a single mom.
His mom's a single mom and she was raising three boys.
(13:15):
And she was a professor, a school teacher. Essentially, well
off is what you got. But they make way more
school teachers in Australia. Waight right, well off? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The average okay, the average detached downs in Australia is
twenty five hundred square feet. Okay, that's close. Yeah, what
she's saying average. So you got some highs and lows.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, and you build a little shed in the back,
a little she shed or something and get away shed.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
No, there's no when you have eight kids, there's no getaway.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
No, there is no no.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You could make an argument with eight kids, they may
not be able to work. They they would have to.
That's a full time or you employ somebody exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
You're bringing in a nanny or hopefully you have a
mom or dad to come in and stay you're in
laws or to whomever.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Just talk about doctor's appointments. Taking those newborns to doctor's
appointments is going to be an all day job, all right,
with assistants. Yeah, and you're gonna need a bigger car
for sure. You know, minivan ain't going to work. No,
you have to get you get a church van. Yeah,
(14:29):
they call they call him, they call him something else now,
but yeah, those look like they look like European delivery vans.
Transit bus yeah, well mini bus yeah, oh my goodness,
not the same mini bus that I rode as a kid.
But you know all I got when I read this story,
he was, I mean, is it beautiful? Beautiful? Is it
(14:51):
a miracle? Yeah? Is anxiety? Yeah? Like oh yeah, but hey,
you for it?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Not particularly saying I want four kids, but I want
to get laid and we know what's the product of it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
She's got grounds to say, you're getting to prosect me right.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
One hundred percent. But he's also going grounds to say, hey,
tire them things up. Eh, she had four growing in here,
much less the four she's already had.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I think her work might be done.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I think if they both got fixed, that would be perfect.
There's no chances at all whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I mean, she's a horre got it. He was thinking
about that. Yes, you were, you were. She might get prey.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
She might because she's stressed out from raising eight kids.
You know, he's working all the time. I need to
get out of here and go have a drink. So
the next thing you know, she goes to some bar
down under. She meets a guy who restless crocodiles for eleven.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Right, he's staking we have a few fosters or whatever.
One thing leads to another and he.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Meets some guy that'll throw shrimp on her barbie. Yes, yes,
now there's Now there's a nice baby that's not even
this guy, but he's stuck paying the chops because they
were married.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh my gosh, all right, we got to take a break.
We got tickets we're gonna give away to see a
show on August twenty sixth, listener emails and to tell
the truth, we'll be back. It's time for news quikies.
These are stories that you may have missed in the news.
It's time for newsquakies.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
World news, local news, and news that just makes you say,
what the Here's Corbyn, Gibby and Lindsay with what's going
on news quakies from the Big nd Morning, showing ninety seven.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Woman found with drugs hidden in multiple body locations. This
happens in Saint Petersburg, Florida, where officers pulled over a
vehicle on Saturday for a window tint violation. Arresting the driver,
Kurtel McRae, who's forty six years old, on a resisting charge.
(17:12):
The passenger, Yoneshi Smith, who's twenty six years old, drew
suspicion when plastic baggies containing a white rock like substance
were spotted near her seat. As Smith was escorted away,
a baggie then dropped from her person, which she admitted
fell from her butt. Additional drugs were recovered from her
(17:33):
vaginal cavity and right breast area during booking. All items
tested positive for fentanyl. She faces felony drug trafficking charges
and a probation violation, as she had recently begun a
two year probation sentence for grand theft.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Do you need get any credit for coming forward and being, ah, yeah,
that's that's definitely fitting on hanging out of my geet.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I guess it's better than saying I don't know how
that got their officer right.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Don't do that, Yeah, don't do that. We all now
got there when it's in an orifice. Yeah, R don't
say you don't know, you know, I just woke up
and it was like this, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Man dressed as a woman arrested for stealing six hundred
and fifty dollars worth body wash. So free suspects walk
into a Walgreens, right, the one suspect goes and distracts
the cashier while the other two go and they start
filling bags with nearly six hundred and fifty dollars worth
of merchandise, all that merchandise being body wash.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
They were dirty.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, So the cops go and they and they take
off without bang clearly right. So the cops go and
they review the footage and they're like, hey, that person
looks familiar, and they decided it as a forty seven
year old dude named Gerald Cobbserald Cobbs has a very
lengthy rap sheet and has a habit of dressing as
(19:05):
a woman. I don't know if he's just a cross dresser,
if that's how he lives, or if like he's like, well,
they'll never recognize me as if I'm dressed like a lady. Furthermore,
I'm curious, did he wear a mumu? Did he wear
like an evening gown? Was he in yoga pants? What
are we talking about here? Dressed like a woman? Didn't
say in the story. Regardless, he was already locked up
(19:26):
on an unrelated warrant, so now he's looking an added
charge as a petty theft with prior convictions. They say
that his record includes twenty seven felonies and seventeen misdemeanor convictions,
most of them are for theft, and that he's spent
more than eleven years in prison.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
But the other two people, well, they're still looking for
those guys or goals. We're not quite sure yet. Former
police chief accused of having sex with suspects X. That's
monsters ball, right, but Bob Thordon Hill, Yeah, but he
was a prison guard. Yeah, so it's same basic premise.
(20:06):
Former Florida police chief is being accused of having sex
with the suspects X document show Michael Nah, I'm a
good guy, Giddings. The former police chief reached out to
the woman because he was looking for her strange husband,
a felony suspect back in March. The documents say they
had sex a couple of times when he was on duty.
Officials say the man is has been suspended and then resigned.
(20:32):
Authorities are continuing to investigate. I mean a lot of
people date where they work, right, It never really works
out well, but.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, it didn't say if he was if he was married,
it was just a boyfriend her No, no, no, like
the police chief, was he married?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Was he cheating on his wife? Right? Right? Statistically, I
wonder what the chances the reality is where like think
of like porn is like pizza delivery guy, right, pool guy, right,
cop have sex on the job like ups driver, where
women just can't resist. Right, I've just taken back. But
(21:13):
all this I don't even know. I don't know how
you put like irresistibility next to pizza delivery guy, pool
guy and cop. Right. Well, I don't know about irresistibility.
When it comes to the police. It could be more
of she's a whore, got it right? Sure, I was
thinking more coercion, but yeah, yeah, she's a whore to
coercion on which part by the pizza boy.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
No, I'm just talking strictly about the police man. The
pizza boys got the younger aspect, right, he's a young guy.
You're like, oh, hey, I'm old and dried up and
haven't had anyone.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Oh my, come on, that wasn't a movie.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That was just a movie. Movie. Movie happens movies.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
That's a cliche, right, right, I got your pizza with
extra sausage, extra A.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well, that would be a female delivery regardless. So that's
the pizza boy.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
The cop is like more coercion, like, hey, you're gonna
give me what I want, and uh, I'm gonna give
you what you wanted to do, something to that effect.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
And with the plumber, it's like, hey, listen, we need
to make this drain. And wasn't that the other one?
What was the other option? No? No, like boy pool
boy and delivery driver.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Well, the pool boy, see it's simple. He's after with
his shirt off, all hot and greasy. Yeah, every pool
guy I've ever seen hardly looks like Brad Pigs exactly.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
These are movies we're talking about, though. Do you know
people that made deliveries like pizza delivery guys and stuff
like that. Gimb Mmm, you don't have any friends that
did that? Were pizza delivery guys way back in the day. Yeah,
way back in the Yeah yeah, Lindsay, Yeah, yeah me too.
No one of them ever got no, not that they
ever told me they would, right, probably.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Absolutely, that would be a total humble brag.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah. Probably, I'm gonna have to go back and ask
and be like, hey, back.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
When you were deling delivering pizzas you ever, you know,
get propositions get offered, even women that when you get
a woman delivery driver, you're like, nah, you're.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Like a four, but as a pizza delivery person you're
like an eight. Right, how bad do you want that tip? Yeah?
Everyone's like, eh, all right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back four of the Big Mad Morning Show.
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Good Morning, gim Pie, Well, Good morning Corbyn.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
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Speaker 2 (24:14):
All right, the little dead ass or fake news. I'll
read something and you're gonna tell me he is a
dead ass or fake news. Elephants are afraid of mice.
Dead ass are fake news? Uh?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
In the book that we read they were growing up.
I'm gonna say fake news.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Totally fake news. Yeah, it's a myth. Elephants aren't particularly
afraid of mice. Dead ass are fake news. The Library
of Alexandria was destroyed by fire. The Library of Alexandria
was destroyed by fire.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Sure sounds legit. It's a historic Egyptian anyway. Fake news.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It was declined gradually over time over the centuries due
to various dead assessors, not a single fire.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Okay, dead asterer, fake news. Dead bodies can get goose bumps.
Dead bodies can get goose bumps.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Sounds creepy enough. I'll say dead ass.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Let's say fake news, dead ass. The muscles that control
hair follicles can still contract briefly after death. Dead asterer,
fake news. The word set has the most definitions in
the English language. The word set set has the most
definitions in the English language.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I thought it was the F word, but I'll say dead.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Ass fake news. It's dead ass.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It has over four hundred different meanings in the Oxford
English dictionary.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Wow, dead aster, fake news. Armadillos all always give birth
to identical quadruplets. Lady in Australia is an armadilla. Armadillos
always give birth to identical quadruplets.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Fake news.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I know they carry leprosy. I don't think this is connected,
but I understand.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, I don't know about the birthing of armadillas, so
uh sure, dead ass?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Do they do they lay eggs? I know that sounds
stupid to say no, No, I don't think well, neither chickens. Yeah,
uh huh, and uh what about your duck bill platypus anyway,
dead ass? Nine banded armadillos always have four genetically identical babies. Wow. Oh,
(26:52):
armadillas don't lay eggs, they're placental mammals. Dead ass are
fake news. Ostriches bury their heads in the sand when scared.
Dead ass are fake news. Ostriches bury their head in
the sand when scared.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I'm gonna say fake news.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I think cartoons would lead you to believe so, but yeah,
fake news. Yeah, it's fake news. They lie low and
press their heads to the ground, but they do not
bury them. I did always think that that was a
thing though. Yeah, is there a lot of sand in Australia.
Are ostriches only in Australia? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's one of the things I love about doing this
segment is that we're always like, we don't know. Dead
ass are fake news. You can fold a piece of paper, ye,
I'm sorry. You can't fold a piece of paper more
than seven times. Dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times, lindsay,
there's paper all over this room, feel free to grab
one and start folding. Yeah, but hmm, count them as.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You do it.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
She's really trying.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I know.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I don't think I could do it a seventh time.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Jesus. So dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
You can't roll it more than seven times, fold fold
it more than seven times, dead ass.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Gimpie, I'm gonna say, fake news man or Gami has
showed us that you can do it fake news. While difficult,
it has been done. The record is twelve folds using
a very long piece of paper. Oh very long and
I don't think orgami's more than like three or four folds. Man,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I mean that that goose looks like it's got quite
a few folds in it. Dead ass are fake news.
Sloths only defecate once a week. Very slow sloths only
defecate once a week. Dead ass or fake newsh.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Fake news?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Dead ass. This is gonna be mind blowing. Dead ass.
They lose up to thirty percent of their body weight
when they do.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Now I've had some dime. I'm like, I should weigh myself. Amazing, right,
dead ass are fake news. Nutmeg is a hallucinogenic in
large doses. Nutmeg is hallucinogenic in large doses. Dead ass
or fake news?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Hmmm, fake news?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Dead ass? It is dead ass consuming large amounts because
the dosage is always the poison can cause hallucinations and
other seriesarious side effects. Dead asser, fake news? Man, We
got some good nutmeg?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Dead ass for fake news. Cleopatra lived closer in time
to the moon landing, then to the construction of the
Great Pyramid. Dead ass for fake news. Cleopatra live closer
in time to the moon landing, then to the construction
of the Great Pyramid.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Fake news.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Dead ass, dead ass. She lived around thirty BC, making
her about two thousand years closer to nineteen sixty nine
than to two thousand, five hundred and eighty BC. Dead
aswer fake news. Penguins can fly underwater at speeds of
twenty five miles per hour. Dead aster fake news. Penguins
(30:48):
can fly underwater at speeds up to twenty five miles
per hour. Before you give an answer based off the
word fly, what, they move their wings underwater, which creates
the same thing. It's just swimming really, but right pe
penguin listeners like.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
It's flying, right, dick, twenty five miles per hour, I'll
say dead ass.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, sounds about right, dead ass. They fly through water
using their wing like flippers for propulsion. Dead aster fake news.
Albert Einstein failed math in school. Dead ass are fake news.
Albert Einstein failed math in school. Dead ass, Yeah, I
think I've heard that somewhere before fake news.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Einstein mastered calculus before the age of fifteen.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Wow. Dead aster, fake news and ancient egypt servants were
sometimes coated and honey to attract flies from the pharaoh.
What oh dude, emperors were the worst. Laugh at his joke.
Killed you all right. Yeah, I want to say, dead ass.
(32:04):
That sounds like something that dick emperor would do. It
feels like also sexually inclined. But in ancient Egypt, several
servants were sometimes codd and hunted to attract flies from
the pharaoh. Dead aster, fake news, dead ass. It was
a way to keep insects from bothering royalty. You were
just leaving slime trails everywhere. Things just sticky. Yeah, you
(32:26):
can't get rid of you. That scene in national lampoons,
Vegas or Europe vacation dead asser. Fake news coffee was
once banned in Mecca. Dead ass for fake news coffee
was once banned in Mecca.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. Dead ass. In the sixteenth century,
leaders feared and encouraged political gatherings now dead aswer fake news.
Lobsters scream when boiled.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Fake news.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
No air escaping the body. Yeah they're not fat, they're
flopping fake news. The sound is steam escaping the shell.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
That's what they want us to think.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I learned that from family Guy.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
When the lobster gets revenge and shoves Peter's head into
a boiling.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Water, stop, Oh no, it's just air his body. Isn't
it funny how we go? Uh? You know, we make
the joke of the water is only clean because they
tell us it is, and this we're like, oh, okay, yeah, no,
that makes more sense, right, didn't ask fake news? Human
teeth are as hard as diamonds. Didn't ask for fake news.
(33:40):
Human teeth are as hard as diamonds. Fake news, dead ass,
fake news. They're hard, but they're hard.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, didn't asker fake news. The most stolen food item
in the world is cheese. Dead ass, are fake news?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
The most the most stolen food item in the world
is cheese. Uh like the wheel?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I mean, are people out there stealing blocks of Colby?
Maybe maybe pepper Jack? It doesn't have to be an
entire wheel of cheese, just a little nibble.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I feel like meat would be more. I'm gonna say
fake news.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I'm gonna say dead ass on that one. Dead ass.
It is frequently shoplifted. Huh. I have never stolen cheese
in my life. I've stolen a few things in my life,
but cheese was never on the list.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, I'll name some things. Uh huh, cigarettes of course, alcohol, yeah, meat, Hm,
I really gotta think about that. No, I don't think
I've ever stolen meat, like you know, I'm thinking like
Porky's when they get really well, not that grotesque like
right right right, But no, I've never stolen meat either.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Lindsay, have you ever stolen meat? No? Liar liquor?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Oh yeah, for my grandmother's basement.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I've never stolen liquor either. No, we're talking about from
a store, from a story. Yeah, No, I've never stolen
liquor either.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Really, man, yes, not cigarettes, uh, liquor meat. I don't
think I'm stolen cheese though.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Candy, Oh, lots of candy. Yeah. In college, man, we
stole tons of stuff constantly, but never cheese.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
But never cheese. It's a good protein source. You would
have thought we would have had.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Uh. All snowfl dead ass are fake news. All snowflakes
are perfectly symmetrical dead ass are fake news. All snowflakes
are perfectly symmetrical.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Perfectly Yeah, sure, what not fake news? Many are irregular
dead ass for fake news. You can taste food better
if you close your eyes. We see people do that
all the time, right, Yeah, I don't know if you
guys could see you my eyes closed fake news. Yeah,
(36:21):
fake news, fake news, smell not sight, enhance's taste. Dead asser,
fake news. Ice floats because it's denser than water. Dead ass,
are fake news. Ice floats because it's denser than water.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Fake news. Yeah, it's fake news. Ice is less dense
than water, That's why it floats. Dead aster, fake news.
The Olympic Games included a painting competition. Sorry, dead answer,
fake news. The first Olympic Games included a painting competition.
Dead ass, fake news, dead ass. Our competitions were once
(37:02):
part of the Olympics. Yeah, because they didn't have like
ice skating, right, Like, this is not athletic at all.
The first one they were like, what are we going
to do? We can do running, sure, sounds great. What else?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Wrestling?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Okay, yeah, I guess we can do that for the
five people that do it right. How about speeches?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Ah, it's in the.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Square all the time, right, pottery? How about how about murder?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Right? How about you know, voting philosophy? Dead aster, fake news.
There's a town in Norway where it's illegal to die
dead aster, fake news. There's a town in Norway where
it's illegal to die dead ass. I've heard that somewhere
before dead ass and longingburn burials are banned due to permafron.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Huh, Ain't that's something so not technically illegal. I just
know where to put you. Got to ship you to
the next down, then ask for fake news. The letter
J does not appear anywhere in the periodic table. Dead
ass are fake news. The letter J does not appear
anywhere in the periodic table. Lindsay is channeling her eighth
(38:21):
grade science knowledge. Dead ass, fake news, dead ass. No
elements use the letter J in their symbol. Dead ass
are fake news. Elephants per like cats to communicate. Den
(38:41):
ass are fake news. Elephants per like cats to communicate
fake news.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah, I don't think that seems right. Like they grunt
dead ass. They produce low frequency rumbles like your father.
Dead ass are fake news news. The moon has moonquakes
dead ass, fake news. Dead ass. They are caused by
(39:10):
tidal stress and meteor impacts. Okay, dead ass are fake news.
The original monopoly game was circular. Dead ass for fake news.
The original Monopoly game was circular.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
I think that's fake news.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
It's dead ass. It's easier to throw that way. They
had to change it because it was a weapon, and technically,
even as it now, because it's a square, even now,
it goes in a circle exactly.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
But I was thinking the board was the board circular
fake news.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
It was always square for newsers. Dead ass or fake news.
Alligators can live over one hundred years in the wild.
Dead ass are fake news. Alligators can live over one
hundred years in the wild. Dead ass sounds about right.
Fake news. They typically live thirty five to fifty years.
Still a long time. Yeah, I'm sure some of those
(40:10):
you'll be thinking about later today. Take a break, we
come back. We got tickets for concerts, we got tickets
to give away to see Dirty Heads and three eleven.
Let's play a game wow ex Tuesday. That means historically
we don't give anything away because we keep having ties.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
So let's play sing sing current record is well, it
looks like I'm still leading this one with eight, and
Lindsay's just a smidge behind me with six, and you
have four. Last week's winter would be nobody, So everybody's
up for grabs to play today. You call us at
eight three three four six oh kmo D eight three
three four six oh KMOD call up and tell us
(40:54):
who you want to give clues.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
We'll try to give you clues for a song. If
you can name the song without us giving.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
You the title of the song, the artist of the song,
or the chorus of the song, then you're gonna get
those tickets to see Dirty Heads with three to eleven
on Wednesday, August twenty six at the Walmart Amphitheater in Rogers.
Everyone can get their tickets at walmartamp dot com. This
game is always fascinating because it's a little bit of
(41:21):
actually giving clues uh huh, and a.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Lot of just trying and get you to guess the words.
That's it. Let's go to the phone and get our
first contestant here for sing sing good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name, rich How are you today? Good? Hey? Doing? Everybody?
Who do you want to give clues? You have your
choice of Lindsay, Gimpy or Corbyn.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Let's go come on.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue. Here we go, h Richard, there's a fire
burning in my soul.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
It's that lady that sounds like missus doubtfire Yes, And
the name of the song is.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
The last word. The last word of the song what's
the opposite of shallow? There you go? Uh, this is
a nineties band. They were two kids that wore their
close backwards.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Because I'm the maingy miginnie mag daddy, because I'm the
megey migity migity miginny.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Mag daddy song. Yes, and the name of the song
is did say it twice? Don't there go? Oh? Good lord?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
This is a guy who's an actor and he has
like fifteen piece band and.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Uh, hell never minds go ahead and pass on that one.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Then uh okay fred Durst band and uh oh yeah,
keep bone blinking baby, time close moving with time ran out,
but it looks like you got to hang on the line.
Rich Okay, all right, thanks, good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
What is your name.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Is?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Nick? Nick? Turn your radio down? You've got sixty seconds
to try and get more than two? Who would you
like to give clues? Lindsay or corbyin I'll do GIMPI
sorry Lindsey or Corbyn? Are your choices? Oh Lindsay er Corbyn? Sorry,
we'll do Corbyn. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
(43:35):
starts after the first clue. Here we go with your
Randium has to be stored in a special way because
it is what has Matt. Yes, but it's specific. A
Geygo counter will test what I didn't hear you. A
(44:01):
Geiger counter will test what you're listening to us on
what device?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
We are?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
A blank station?
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Radio radio active? There we go. Excellent job. This woman
in the eighties, she danced with a cat. She was
a guest, She was a judge on American Idol. She
was a Laker girl. Yes. Her most famous song of
the opposite of crooked and the opposite of down.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Up you got up.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
That's the second word. Blank ahead, just go blank ahead.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Up ahead, a straight up.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, there we go. This is Mick and God damn
we got a time.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Sorry Nick, no one's gonna win. Uh you did so good, buddy,
thanks for playing.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I'm sorry. Richie was another time man, So nobody wins.
So disappointed in this the one I ended on lindsay
Oh that way.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Oh, this is a lady that sings like a goat.
And I took my love and I took it down.
And that's about as far as I can get without frown. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, Fleetwood Mac is the artist is the song in
the slide.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, These were the two for GIMPI first one.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, this band, uh they their bust drove across apparently. Yeah,
yeah that's true. You can't. This musical group was driving
their bus over a bridge in Chicago and released the
toilet over a bunch of tourists that were on a
boat underneath the bridge that they didn't know about. These
(46:10):
are the little and the songs about these little bugs
that will take your watermelon away on a pank on
a picnic, and uh, it's about the month between February
and April. There you go.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
And marching.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, good job.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
And then this one.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, keep on bringing DJ Lethal Westmoreland. Yeah, they're having
a comeback right now. I can't figure out why, but
they're having to comeback now. Yeah. Chocolate Starfish and uh
(46:52):
favor hot dog flavored Water was one of their albums.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, keep biscuit enrolling, which we may do here in
a minute, because I do like that song, right, you
and me both.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
I can't explain it. My name is a Chad, but
I do love it. All right.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
So the record continues to be well, I'm still in
a league with eight, Wendsy still has six, and you still.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Have to see what Gimpie has in his four x
four well and here the sen.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Comm announces new strikes against Iran and a post on
x because everything's done on social media nowadays.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
US Central Command says it began.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Conducting strikes Monday afternoon at the direction of President Trump.
Sentcom said the strikes were designed to further degrade Iranian
military capabilities used to attack.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Commercial shipping in the straight of Hoor moves.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Meanwhile, President Trump will attend the dignified transfer of two
US soldiers and are killed in Iranian attacks and Jordan
over the weekend. The dignified transfer will take place at
Dover Air Force Base today and truth social post Trump
said every time Iran kills an American soldier, they will.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Pay for that killing many times over. Haig Seth is
to testify before Senate Committee Old.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Pete Pete Hegseeth is expected to be joined by Joint
Chiefs Chair General Don Dan Kane at the hearing before
the Senate Appropriations Committee.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
The hearing concerns.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
President Trump's supplemental funding package to cover the costs of
the war in Iran and other emergencies. Lebanon leader is
going to visit the White House Lebanon's President, Joseph Owen's
visit comes during a perilous time in the Middle East,
as US in Iran renew attacks against each other.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
The two are expected to discuss.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
The ongoing threat from Iran, banked Hasib law and own
I think that's how he say his name. Iman is
expected to press Trump on Israel's withdrawal from Lebanon marks
the first visit by Lebanese president to the White House
nearly twenty years. And then lastly here Kristin Chenowith to
(49:11):
host the Christie Awards at the BAPC July twenty fifth, Corbyn,
I know you're excited. She's been a huge advocate of BA.
Like she's done a great job. Yeah, not forgetting Oh yeah.
Kristin Jeniwith is celebrating eleven years of her Broadway boot Camp.
It's called Message, it's called Now.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
I hit the wrong button.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Okay, It's called the Christie Awards. The event will be
filled with performances and the Magic of Broadway, which highlights
the participants of the twenty twenty sixth boot Camp. The
event will be held this Saturday, the twenty fifth, at
the Broken Arrow Performing Arts Center at seven pm.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
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Listener emails, you can always email us show at kmod
dot com. Show at kmod dot com. We read an
email on the air and then you, guys, get to
give advice. C Email says if a woman asks you
out at work and you say no because you're an idiot,
and then spend the next month regretting it while watching
her be completely fine about it, is there a version
(50:54):
of going back that doesn't make you look pathetic? Because
that's what I need to do. She is attractive, funny,
good at her job and she picked me to go out.
I don't have better options. I haven't had better options.
My boy says, just tell her the truth that you
(51:14):
panicked and you want to do over. My other boy says,
never let a woman know she got to you. One
of them is married and very single, and I'll let
you figure out which one the advice came from. How
do I go back without making it weird? So listen
to email from a guy who got asked out by
(51:35):
a girl at work and he said no apparently, and
now he wants to go back and be like, takes
these backsies, you're.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Fuck yeah, do that? Do a share impression on the ship? Yeah,
just make sure you wear the net stockings, the one
piece of ribbon.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
So what do you guys think? What should he do?
How should he go back without making it weird? And
to me, I don't know about the advice of never
let a woman know she got to you. That feels
like fimphobic, like who cares? Exactly right, it ain't a war,
(52:31):
not at all. Yeah. My guess is that's probably the
single friend, right, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
It could be the married one that's like a miserable
everyone knows should be miserable too, all right, but to
not let her know she got to you. Spoiler, they
get to you.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
They know that. Yeah, even if you're married to him.
That sound dumb. Guys are guys think they cannot show
a woman god to them. They know, they know, they know.
But what should he do? How should he go back
and try to fix this so he can go on
(53:13):
a date with this girl. One thing it doesn't say
is how long it's been. Uh, I get it says
spend the next month regretting it? Okay, So I mean
you could say a month. Okay, that sounds about right,
but uh, okay, I don't know. I've never had a
(53:38):
girl ask me out, to be honest with you, I've
always had to ask them. So I believe that term
is always the aggressor. I hear you. You make it
sound so constant. I've also been the aggressor. Most guys
are the aggressor. Yeah, maybe he was just taking back
(54:00):
by having a competent woman approach him, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Or maybe he was nervous about seeing someone from work.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
That's possible too, because you know, dating at work sometimes
it works out, sometimes it doesn't. If it doesn't work out,
then that's that's just awkward. There, somebody's got to leave
the job.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yeah, what it caused drama?
Speaker 2 (54:24):
I mean sometimes you got to tell the company that
you're having a relationship with somebody in the office, all right,
which is weird. Hey, did you go make a Facebook
official with work? When Tech says definitely let her know
she got to you. Yeah, some women do love that.
I like a power thing, not.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Really a power, but more of like you you own it.
It's flattering, like it doesn't bother you. Okay, another one,
Just go for it. I mean, what's the worst that
could happen? She moves on and acts just fine.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Again. I love that either something. Just be ho and
straight up tell her you dropped the ball and now
you realize you're in a position where you can date someone.
I don't love this.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Hey, a month ago, I was emotionally damaged, but now
I'm emotionally fine.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Don't do that. Ah, that's that's confusing. No, well, it
just it doesn't exude confidence. I wasn't sure where I
was emotionally. Oh did your partner die? No, I'm just scared.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being emotionally available, but out
of the shoot, right. That doesn't unless you said, hey,
I just got out of some I don't think that's
a good idea.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
I think alluding to that in the beginning's weird. Alluding
to that I'm emotionally damaged, right right, right right.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
If we flipped this around and it was a guy
asking a girl and she's like, I don't know, I'm
got may be turned on by that. If I'm being honest,
I'll save you. I'm just saying guy would be turned
on by that. You gotta be like, yeah, I'm getting laid.
This girl's fragile. This is easy, settle down jjikmod dot com.
(56:20):
All right, I was just gonna I just think it's
when you put your emotional state out there in the beginning.
I don't know if that's a good first step. Yeah,
probably not. Now you say, hey, I changed my mind.
Can we still go out? And she says yes, And
then you're at dinner or whatever, she's like, hey, what happened?
(56:40):
You give a brief synopsis. Don't go into the dip. No,
let's stay on the shallow end of the pool. Don't
start crying onto your steak. Yeah, you just say I
just wasn't having the confidence I had before because of
a previous relationship. But you ask me felt that gave
me that confidence. So I wanted to come back and
say yes, right, a month.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Has passed by, she could be dating somebody else, right,
that doesn't mean none, that's called dating.
Speaker 3 (57:06):
I really would. I am curious to know why he
and he initially did turn her down? Was it because
they worked together? Was he not attracted to her?
Speaker 2 (57:17):
Like?
Speaker 3 (57:17):
What was that reason?
Speaker 2 (57:20):
I would? I would say it was probably more. I
don't think it's the attracted thing.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Yeah, because he wouldn't want to be going back if
he was not attracted to her, unless he's exhausted all option.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
He's like, well, big Birth in Accounting, he's got me.
She wants a piece of me. I guess I'll go
for it. And guys, much like girls, know the answer
about individuals before it's asked. Yeah, so as you know
big Birth in Accounting, Hey, you already know the answer
(57:50):
is no. So they're not even finishing the sentence before
you're like, ah, thanks, but no thanks. Maybe you know
what I mean. Yeah, but this sounds like more of
like a nerd of this response. Yeah, ah, you are
my hands.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
And that's possible because maybe he is most as you
put it, the aggressor, and it got him caught off guard.
When somebody is pursuing him, he's like, woo woo, woo wooe.
This has never happened for I do not know what
to do.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Most guys are turned off by confident, strong women, and
so it probably threw him for a curve and didn't
expect him. Maybe I don't know this textas just be
a man and admit to her that you messed up. Yep,
that squashes it immediately. There's no explanation needed. Yeah, and
it's honest. I've been asked out twice and both just
(58:40):
wanted free food, for me to pay free food, and
me to pay for everything. Okay, Yeah, reasonable answer, it's
not eighth grade. Talk to her like an adult nuclear answer.
Show her you're interested, follow her home, stand outside her
place all night, send her sexy lingerie at work and
tell her you want to see it on her. Finally,
send her a dozen of unsolicited d picts. Works every time.
(59:04):
I don't know if d picts have ever worked. In
the beginning, you gotta have them chained down for a
while before that happens.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
I mean, if you want a trip to the HR office, sure,
This text says, just go to her and ask her
if the offer is still on the table, because you'd
like to take her up on it.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
PS, gimpy, can you blame the woman ha ha ha
ha because I got a little arm whatever, dude, is
it ha ha ha ha? Or is it ha ha
ha ha? I'm just saying that, like in texting, wouldn't
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one ha suffice? I think so yes? Or can you
do an lo o L?
Speaker 1 (59:49):
Do we have to have? Ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
I think an lol would be all right? Don't know,
aren't hahaha? Like exclamation marks? We just need one? Yeah,
that sounds like a little more like a a fran
dresser kind of you know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, Lindsay's so excited she gets to pull out her
one impression exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Fresh. Normally we need a response out of you. It
takes a little longer, but that one unholstered it fast.
This Actually I tried to give my advice, but you know,
I'm an ugly and single for life, so my advice
probably isn't the best to listen to. All the days
(01:00:32):
you never bring up a surprise, you don't know what
fran dresser day is. Listen heer email from a guy
who says that he got asked out from a girl
at work and he said no, and she's attractive and funny,
good at her job. She picked me to go out
and I handed it back like I had better options.
(01:00:53):
I don't have better options. I haven't had better options
for years. My boys say, just tell her the truth,
but I panicked and want to do over. My other
boy says, never let a woman know she got to you.
How do I go back without making it weird?
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Lindsey, I think it doesn't have to be weird at all.
It's weird that you're thinking it is weird. Just go
and simply just say to her, Hey, does your offer
still stand? Because if it does, I'm interested. Can I
take you out? Ask her out this time? And if
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she says why the change of heart, just simply be
honest or or lie and just say, you know, I
didn't know if we should since we work together, if
we should be going out. But now that I've gotten
to know you more, yeah, I'm I'm interested. So yeah,
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definitely just ask her out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
GIMPI It's not gonna be weird, It's only weird if
you make it weird, right, and that's that goes for
a lot of things in life. It's only weird if
you make it weird. You go go back to her
and be like, hey, how'd you like to go out
some time? You know, he caught me off guard, kind
of froze, didn't know what to do, but uh, I
(01:02:19):
pulled pulled my head up, and uh, I'd like to
take you out sometime. Or you can simply say, ah,
the hot chick I was going for didn't didn't my hand, so.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
So here I am ready to settle. I don't know,
but ultimately a second place.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Right, Ultimately, in the end, he ain't nothing wrong with
going back, and they ain't gonna be weird. Okay, again,
it's only weird if you make it weird. Just go
back and talk to her and ask her out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Be done with it. I think when you don't know
what to do, the answer is weight to me. When
an answer isn't clear, it's always then wait until the
answer is clear. And so I propose waiting for a
social opportunity, so you don't walk in she's in between
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zoom meetings, or she's trying to get that TPS report
in you know what I mean. So if you're at
a company treat thing or a company lunch thing, it's
a little more her guards, a little more down, and
it isn't like wait, what what are we doing? Yeah?
Wait till she's been drinking at the Christmas party. Maybe Hey,
(01:03:36):
you know what, I thought? It was awesome You asked
me out, and I'd stupidly said no. I should have
said yes. If that opportunity still exists, I would love
to take you out.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
It's already social, it's already expected, like people are going
to talk about stuff rather than you know, she's trying
to decide who to fire, and you're in there like, hey,
remember when you asked me out?
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
That is my idea. Let it simmer a little bit,
right now, you have something called regret. Yeah, and sometimes
those things pass us by and they're gone forever proof. Yeah, man,
act fast, especially if it's a place that you don't
(01:04:25):
care about, like you're like, this is a stepping stone career.
I'm only at this place to get to the next level. Okay,
Then I don't know if you should be following the
don't date at work thing, Yeah, go for it. Then
if it's the place you're trying to put your roots
down and this is your career.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Don't do that unless she's the boss, don't do that,
then do it. No, solidify your place at work. Definitely,
don't date the boss and then go to HR.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Saying they tried to control you and Sue, I don't
know if that's a good lifelong relationship. Build her with her.
It's not all Steve Correll and what's her name in
the office? Yeah, right, and her candle company. All right,
we got to take a break. Listener emails, you can
always email us show at kmod dot com. This email says,
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I just caught my husband twenty minutes ago. The bathroom
door was locked, his phone was in his hand, and
I'm not naive. I know what was happening before anyone
says anything. We have a good marriage, we have sex regularly.
This wasn't some desperate thing on his end. So why
does it feel like something I did wrong. I'm already
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trying to make this about me, and I hate that.
But now I'm sitting on the couch and he just
came out kissed me on the head like nothing happened.
And I went to get water and I smiled back,
like a person who doesn't know what I know. How
are people supposed to just carry this information around like
it's normal, because nothing about this feels normal right now.
(01:06:03):
I guess they're alluding that their husband was masturbating.
Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
That's what I'm trying to figure out, was he Was
he masturbating vigorously or was he on the phone with
another woman? She doesn't say that in the email. She
just caught him in the bathroom with his phone in
his hand, and only his phone in his hand.
Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Well, right now, we don't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
We could definitely go through the details on the possibilities
of all those things.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Yeah, but there's a lot left out there that would
really help.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Well for me is how long was he in there?
Why would that matter if he was in there thirty minutes?
Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
What's he doing? He's taking a halfy dump scrolling on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
It could be constanpede.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Nobody needs to sit on the toilet thirty minutes. No,
But if your doom scroll one exactly, do you get
stuck there for a little while? Yep? Or if you're
stuck in a YouTube tutorial, you know you're in him
watching it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
And now she said the door was locked, so he
was either crapping or masturbating.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
I find this. I have an interesting survey question and
I want people to answer yes or no to this.
When you go to the bathroom in your house, do
you lock the door, Lindsey, No, Gimby. When people are
in your house and you go to the bathroom, do
you lock the door? No?
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
I do not ask to risk dot dot dot. My
girl does when she comes over jam did it on vacation?
Locks me out.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
And I'm like, Okay, that's it's your thing. Sure what
you want to do.
Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna question it, right, no judgment.
I think it's weird. I don't lock the door. But
with that being said, I was thinking, as you just
said that about your girl, I don't know if my
wife does that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
I don't know if my wife locks the door. I've
never went to the bathroom the wa water closet, you know, right,
because I'm rich, so I have a separate room for
the toilet. I've never went and jangled the door to
see if it's locked.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Because you respect her privacy.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I'm just one of those people that if you're deucing
you don't. I don't need me knocking on the door,
right because I hate it when people do it to me.
Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
And in Ghimbie's girlfriend's defense, she has littles at home
who probably don't respect her privacy and that's why icks
the door.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
I have littles, You have littles. Yeah, and when she
comes over there are noble and young kids.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Sure, but it's out of habit.
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
That very well could be, or she does want me
go in it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
But the thing about it is, though, if I gotta go,
you know, if I only had the one bathroom, I'm
falling right behind you because I got to go. I
almost smell that stak anyway, right, So I kind of
get where she's at why she does it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
But it's your thing. White people lock it. I don't care.
It's it's just when you're in a secure relationship and
we're exchanging bodily fluids. This doesn't feel like a giant
boundary to me. No, it shouldn't. But if it is
for you, that's fine. Again, no judgment. I'm just curious
about the locking the door thing. Yeah. There, you could
make an argument that if the door's being locked, then
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there is some sort of secrecy happening.
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Right, that's another thing that we should I wish this
email included. Does he normally lock the door? You know,
because if this is like a first time ever, I
could see where her concern would be. Yeah, but but
she said that he she opened up the door and
saw him with a phone in hand, right, So he
(01:09:37):
didn't have a locked door. I mean maybe she tried
to do it and then he unlocked the door and
opened it. And that's I mean, again, she's not giving
us a ton of details, so it is possible that
the door got opened at some point.
Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
I honestly don't know many people that don't go to
the bathroom without their phone.
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I mean, I'm either taking a book, I'm taking my phone. Yeah, right, right,
depends on how long you're gonna be there. Uh, this
says uh. I just want to make sure we're doing
this on the right ones here. Sounds normal to me.
Calm down, Cheating Horny's probably just rubbing one out. Get
(01:10:16):
over yourself. If he is masturbating, should she get over herself?
If he is, like that whole topic in general about
your partner masturbating, should she just get over herself?
Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
The fact that she said that we have sex on
a regular basis. Yeah, get over yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Gippi, I think regardless, Yeah, get over yourself. People do it,
It happens, people do it at different times.
Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
H So I'm sure she does it too, even though
they have sex on the rag. What's on the rig
for you? You know?
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Is it is it five days a week? Is it
seven days a week? Or is it you know, every
other day? Yeah, you know, and and that just that
every other day don't work for him.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
I was listening to this podcast and they were talking
about normal and that there was this seventeen hundreds French
philosopher and he wrote down a bunch of normals and
one of them was, if to show that you are
sophisticated and well off, your teeth aren't white, they're dark,
and people would rub stuff right bizarre. Another one that
(01:11:23):
when someone died, you would grind up their bones and
put it in wine and you would drink that wine
on their Again. The reaction you're having, I feel is normal,
but then you hear what ours are normal? Sitting on
the toilet more than working out, sitting at a desk
eight hours a day, putting forty hours a week, in
being overweight. Right, like all these things. When you hear those,
(01:11:45):
you go, so normal is very interesting, especially the time continuum,
But so normal to Gimpey's point is if it's eight,
you know, two times a week, that could be normal
to her, but he may need more, says, sounds like
he's watching porn for me. In my opinion, he's doing
it because there are things that she doesn't do that
(01:12:05):
he sees in pornography.
Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Perhaps not everybody watches porn for the reason you do
as an individual, right.
Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
And not everyone watches porn when they're going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Here, I should go to the bathroom to watch porn
to get that get that privacy because you got a
house full of kids and an old lady in there.
Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
He could be gambling while in the bathroom. He could
be playing a different game or something, you know what
I mean. He could have been.
Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Picking out their anniversary gift. There you go, he did
it was but it's a different time. I spend an
hour on the toilet every day. I have stomach issues.
If you spend the hour on the toilet every day,
like is that cumulative or like our sessions if you
are sitting on the toilet an hour one. How do
you walk because I am like a baby deer after it? Yeah,
(01:12:57):
twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Stand up at Paul right, Yeah, but then you need
to see a doctor for real. Sometimes maybe he gets
the urge to watch porn and feed the geese. Nothing
to do with her, feed the geese. Let your husband
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Piece Listen.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
It's embarrassing to say you have poison ivy down there
and a guy can't look up a YouTube video on
how to treat it while scratching so itchy.
Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Give him a break. It's only natural. Maybe he just
needed he just needed a release. It's not a big deal.
I don't even get to close the door in the
bathroom at my house because of the three and one
year old kids. I don't know how they know every
time I go to sit on the toilet, but they do.
I only lock it if company is over. Does your
(01:13:45):
company just barrel through doors right like you got company over?
They know that you've gone to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
You might need to change friends. If your friends are
just barreling into your bathroom, doube, Hey, well you doing
in there?
Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
I need some more punch? Help yourself. Damn, can't you
see I'm occupied. Reasonable answer. You're making some pretty big
assumptions unless you think he was talking to someone else.
Whatever he was doing has nothing to do with you.
Let it go. Nuclear answer. Those doors locks are nothing.
You can easily pop it open. Next time he's in
(01:14:21):
there with the door locked, get in there. Give him
a hand with whatever he's up to. What if he's cheating,
she's definitely a cheating horror run bro after you're done.
Of course, what he was masturbating to is a bigger issue.
Everyone rubs one out. It's normal. Maybe you should try it.
(01:14:43):
Thank you for saying that again, because I don't agree.
Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
I mean, unless it involves children, you know, I could
see that word, that would be the issue. But if sure, criminals, yeah, criminal,
If he was just looking at fat chicks, whatever it is,
what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
As a health this would be last we'll get advice.
As the health class teacher told us in eighth grade,
masturbation is normal. If you don't find it normal, I'm
guessing you were raised to see sexual acts as shameful.
This is a you problem, man, not a Hymn problem.
Try therapy to work it out. If it bothers you
so much, there is a reason, likely from childhood, that
you believe your husband masturbating is your fault. Lots of
(01:15:20):
women are raised to believe that your man's sexual life
is your problem. Well that's far too adult for this conversation.
So listener. Email from somebody who says that they caught
their husband twenty minutes ago bathroom door locked, phone in hand.
And I'm not naive. I know what was happening. And
before anyone says anything, we have a good marriage, we
(01:15:41):
have sex regularly. This wasn't some desperate thing on his inn.
And so why does it feel like something I did wrong?
My brain is already trying to make this about me,
and I hate that. How are people supposed to just
carry this information around like it's normal, because nothing about
this feels normal right now, Lindsay.
Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
I think the nail on the head was hit when
that textter said. As the health class teacher told us
all in eighth grade that masturbation is normal, I'm not
convinced that he was in the bathroom masturbating. And if
he was, who cares. It has nothing to do with you.
It was all on him. Maybe he just assumed you
were busy, and maybe he just wanted to get it
(01:16:20):
done and over with right away. It has nothing to
do with you. It was just for him in that moment.
Don't worry about it, plain and simple and like this Texter,
get a hobby woman, like, just get over it. It's fine,
(01:16:44):
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Give me.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I am stuck on the part of this email where
she says she caught him twenty minutes ago in the
bathroom with the door locked and his phone is hand
in his hand. How does she even know that if
the door's locked, how does she know that the phone
in hand was She's sitting there waiting patiently at the
door for him to exit the bathroom and then click, click,
(01:17:12):
open the door.
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
There he is with phone in hand.
Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
How does she know there's a nanny cam in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Now, that's weird. That's an impatient privacy. You can't do
that right.
Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Everybody's jumping to masturbation. And that probably is the case.
Probably not, though I don't know. There's a lot in
this email that we're we're missing here. Okay, he could
have been watching TikTok videos. He could have been scrolling Doom,
scrolling Facebook. Sure, he could have been tugging on it
all right, There's a number of things, but in the end,
(01:17:46):
in the end, he was in his bathroom doing his
business or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
He wanted to do. Sure, he had the door locked. Again,
is this the first time he's ever locked the door
while he's in the bathroom or is this a normal
thing for him? These are things that we don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
But with all that being said, if it bothers you,
ask him about it, you may or may not get
the answer you're looking for. You may or may not
get the truth, but clearly it bothers you. And if
you guys have such a good relationship, as she says
in the email, then it shouldn't be a problem of
(01:18:26):
her being like, hey, you know the day you're in
the bathroom with the door locked, and as I sat
there on the bed waiting for you and it finally
opened up, you had your phone in your hand.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
What was that all about? And let's go from there.
It can be a problem for you if if this,
if masturbating your partner, masturbating is an issue and you've
never talked about it, how would he know. I'm not
saying it's logical, but if you want French toast every morning.
(01:18:58):
Find the person that's gonna make you French host every morning.
If you want your partner not to masturbate, find the
partner that's not going to masturbate. Oh god, I'm just saying,
if that's your if that's your thing, one rule in
this relationship, you may not masturbate.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I mean, there are people that have those rules, just
like they have a no porn.
Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Rule, right right. So to me, the idea that you're
getting all twisted up about you must be newly married.
I just think you must be newly married. I didn't
even think about that for this to not have been
a conversation or an issue, or maybe you just made
an assumption. He didn't. But what should one person's expectation
(01:19:48):
of privacy be in a marriage? Should it be when
you go to the bathroom or doors locked that that's
your private space? Or is it when you get married
privacy doesn't exis anymore. Gimbia said this before. You should
be allowed to have your secrets. Everybody's got them now.
Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Your secret can be that you know, you like to
follow fantasy football league or you you know what I mean,
Or it can be maybe some a little more risque.
Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
But I think you should be allowed a little bit
of rope to hang yourself in a relationship. That's how
trust works. Don't automatically jump to he's nefariously up to something.
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
You can always email us show at kmod dot com.
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Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
All right, let's go ahead and do to tell the truth.
Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to
ask anything you want.
Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Just remember keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual,
and don't forget We can and will pass on a question.
Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Let's open up the phone lines. Here's Corbyn in the
gang with all the truth you're gonna need.
Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
How many World Cup matches did you watch, Lindsey, like,
beginning to end?
Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Oh, beginning to end? Maybe four? I mean that's a lot,
you think.
Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
I don't think, gimp, not a damn one, not from
beginning to end. I'm watching bits and pieces of a
few here and there.
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
I think mine's probably four. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
I didn't watch the finale, just bit some pieces of
the finale. I watched a couple of USA matches. I
watched the France England game. I'm sure we watched what
was that France Spain? He watched the bar.
Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah, okay, I think it's four.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
To tell the truth, To ask anything you want to
bring up something new, go back to some I'm sorry,
to tell the truth, ask any question you want to
get to know the show better.
Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
If you could go back in time to be present
for one historical event, what would you choose, lindsay?
Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
I mean, it's not written in a history book, but
I have so many questions surrounding my dad's death that
I would like to be there for it. Because supposedly
there was a vehicle parked on the bridge where his
(01:23:18):
motorcycle hit and then it fled and supposedly there was
two females there, and I'm wondering, like what were they
doing there? Were they like parked in the middle? Like
did he swerve to miss this vehicle? Did they witness it?
Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
I have no idea, Like I just have a lot
of questions surrounding how and why?
Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Yeah, you know so I would love I totally get
the curiosity there, But the question is historical event.
Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Then the JFK shooting assassination.
Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Okay, KIMPI I'd go back to when Jesus walking here
for sure? Last supper you went?
Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Uh, I think I'm gonna go pick Nirvana's first performance
at a bar okay, before anybody knew, like before they
were it. Okay, it might be fun to see something
like that. Yeah, I like that. Uh, tell the truth.
(01:24:36):
Ask any question you want. What is one food you'd
be okay with not eating ever again? Besides oh crah,
I already don't eat it, so it's fine. What is
one food you'd be okay with not eating ever again?
Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
I'm gonna take a popular food item and say corn dogs.
Not a big huge fan of them anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
I don't know if I've ever had a bad corn dog. No,
I'm always happy afterwards. I've never had a corn dog.
Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
I been like, eh, which I have with burgers, but
I eat a corn dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
That's fun. Corn dog gimp we'ron Schweiga. Yeah that stuff
is disgusting. Liver okay, I think liver is a good pick.
Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
I haven't had liver in so long, not even fried
chicken livers. It's been a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Would you rather win arguments or always win bets with
no cash value? Oh right, like, uh, I'll bet you
a six pack? Yeah right right?
Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
So would you rather win arguments? Are always win bets
with no cash value? Lindsay, I think arguments because what's
a bet without cash?
Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
You know, get a six pack or something? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Sure, but.
Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Gimby, I'd rather go win the bets. I don't like
arguing to awful much. It's a waste of time.
Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Yeah, I'm totally doing win bets, may not get cash.
But like you said, a six pack, you know, a dinner?
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Yeah, what you were competing Jersey, Yeah that's fun. I
had my visectomy, so I'm curious. KIMPI in Corbyn not
certain if you did as well? What was your full
recovery time and what was your biggest concern? Well, good news,
Kimby and I are both experts on this top end. Absolutely,
(01:26:45):
my full recovery time, I think was maybe we're talking
like stitches healing up and everything right, because I was
riding my motorcycle that next day.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
I think it's more of like, when were you getting
back to like a normal routine.
Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
I was back to a normal routine that night day,
hell even that day, because I had a remote later
on that day and I went ahead and did that
and I was, you know, up riding my bike.
Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
I had no issues at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
The only thing that really took time to heal was
the stitches that that they they went in with and
then that was a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
That's really weird to look down and see all scabby, but.
Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
That's because he went and scabby that day.
Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
People want it's healing up, you know, stitches that helive.
It's not just okay, stitch is good for you, stitch. Yeah.
I think it was like I had it on a Friday,
I think, and then I just.
Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Chilled all weekend. Bag of peas walked slowly the first
day I was surprised, Like I was surprised how well
I felt after Yeah, you hear so many horror stories
about it, right from different people.
Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
And it's it's not bad. Yeah. I mean I didn't
have as great an experience as Gimpie did, but I
was fined by Monday. Maybe a couple adjustments. You're like, hey,
whoa right for me, that was the stitches catching on
my under route, probably right, yeah, probably right. Biggest concerns
(01:28:21):
not taking Yeah, that was my biggest concern because you
hear stories of it. Not it can. The way I
was told to me is the doctor sears it, clips it,
and then moves them where they can't find each other, right,
and that they will naturally try to reconnect on their own. Yeah.
And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
I don't know about you, but it took me many
and many many many many many many many, many, many,
many many samples mailed.
Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Off, not to make a n y yes, yeah, not right,
not tiny little samples, but a whole lot of them.
Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Because I went through it was like it seemed like
six months or more of mailing off samples to make
sure that the pipes are cleared, and finally one day,
They're like, okay, you're good to go, And then that
day we celebrated spent many twenty minute bathroom break with
the door locked, phone in hand.
Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
I can only imagine Gibbey going, oh if I don't
do it right, I bet I do it again. Yo,
I didn't read where it said don't send it on
a Friday, right, that's the time only time you got. Yeah. Uh,
If your life had a mascot, what would it be, lindsay, hmmm.
Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
Uh, a poodle by because of my curly hair.
Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Himpy. That's a fun one. I've never thought about that.
Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
If my life had a mascot, it would be I
don't know, a capuchin monkey. Fun just because they're kind
of aloof smokes cigarettes and throw beeces at each other.
Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
I've never seen one smoke a cigarette. But yeah, I'm
picking a raccoon weird hours, constantly all over the place,
not really sure what their intent is. Okay, what's happening
feels a little chaotic. Raccoon life feels chaotic.
Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Eats garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
To you, it's garbage that's delicious. Yeah, would you rather
eat chimpanzee jerky or hippo bacon?
Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Hippo bacon chimpanzee, it's still cuter than a hippo.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Gimpy.
Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
I think I'm going hippo bacon on that one. Chimpanzees
are too close to humans.
Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Good point.
Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Now you may have just changed my mind. Jerk. Yeah, Okay, bacon,
I know what I mean. Bacon. First of all, there
are any other bacons besides pig bacon, beef bacon, and
turkey bacon.
Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
I've never eat turkey bacon, but not the beef bacon,
but that just sounds weird.
Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Turkey bacon sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
I've had good turkey bacon. But let's be clear. It's
just called bacon. Yeah, it's not made the same way
bacon is made. It's not salted, it's not cured. Yes,
it's just sliced. It's like deli meat essentially. I mean,
I feel like both those are wins. I'll go with
(01:31:42):
hippo bacon, assuming it's cured. I would eat both of those.
I'd eat a chimpanzee. Like it's knowing. What's something you
think people over complicate Lindsey.
Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Masturbation.
Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Huh, gimp, pretty simple, everything right? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Politics okay, uh, if you could go back in time,
punch one person in the face, you appear, punch in
the disappear. Who would you punch and when would you
do it? I love that.
Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
My cousin Tracy.
Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Why what Tracy do to you?
Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
She's reckless, she's borrowed money, she's lied. Yeah, okay, he's
done a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
GIMPI a guy named Walter in the eighth grade, right
before he parted in my face.
Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Oh, going to give you pink eye?
Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Oh he didn't give me pink eye. I'm just taste it. Uh.
I'm going back to March twenty eight to twenty sixteen,
and I'm punching every member of the Cincinnati Zoo's Dangerous
Animal Response Team. Right, they changed everything.
Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
That's the day Harambi was shot. If you don't, if
you know, you know, get this trained back on the
tracks for real. If you had to become a professional
wrestler tomorrow, what would your ring name be?
Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Boobs McGhee, I don't know, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Gimpy's Gimpy, the Great camp be the greats or the
Gimpster the Gimpster, Yeah like that.
Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
I'm gonna go with the clerk, okay, or maybe the cleric.
I don't know. Do you the office manager. Okay, I'd
have my clipboard taking notes, and my finishing move would
be technically the technically there you go. I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Do you hit them over the head with your clipboard?
Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
No subtle down boobs? Do you hit them in the
face with Yeah, you motor boat them whatever. That's a
fun way to go suffocate them. Somebody should. I don't
know why we haven't seen that in wrestling, like as
a finishing move. I don't think we have. I mean, the.
Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
The the era where they're like everything was really risky, right,
degenerationis I feel like we saw some version of those things,
but not continually.
Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
Yeah, but they were never really big breasted women anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Oh yeah, they were all thin, skinny, fair boobs, portioned
it to their size. Yeah, you know, but not like
back in the days of the gorgeous ladies of wrestling.
Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
You know, I'm talking about Kori. You remember those days. Yeah,
the glow days has some of them big ol' hefty
gals out there. Yeah. This doesn't say that it's been
a real thing. It's there are apparently there's one with
that involves.
Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
WWE Hall of Famer Molly Holly, an old school ww
agent once professionally asked her to perform a motor boat
on Trish Stratus during a match in two thousands, to
which Trustetus said.
Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
No, come on, the guys would like it, the audience
would love it. I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Back in the mid nineties that wrestler Yoko Zuna. Oh yeah,
he would because he's a big, old fat sumo gay yep.
Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
And he would sit right on her face. Yeah, yeah,
that was That was one of his moves. Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
And he wore like a traditional garment yeah, I believe
it looked like a thong. Yeah. And he had his
whole ass just hanging out looking like Lizzo. You should
bring up Lizzo a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
He love her, Yes, secretly crushes on Lizzo.
Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
I threw my fair back. Check my mail. He does
bonds I drop. I was trying to remember what it
was called. It was an aerial maneuver where he would
sit on the second rope, wait for an opponent to
be laid out flat on their back, and then leap
backward to crush them with his massive weight. Yeah is
(01:37:02):
his ass, that's fantastic. He's dead now, right, I think, oh?
Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
I think he died in two thousand. Okay, I was
gonna say two thousand and six, but yeah, okay. He
died in his sleep from a pulmonary in endema in
his seventh floor room at a hotel in Liverpool while
on wrestling tour for UK for All Star Wrestling Wow.
It was found by his cruise transport manager paramedic scan
(01:37:34):
of the room. It took six men to move his body.
Why he's a big old boy. He was widely reported
he died of heart failure or heart attack, but it
was found to be incorrect due to his lung showing
severe signs of fluid blockage.
Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Yeah, he got inducted to the Hall of Fame twelve
years later because then it was time.
Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
I always love when they do that. Wait, not like
a year, what happened in year twelve? They're like, it's time.
Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
I mean eleven years passed by, and we're like, okay, yeah,
but that's eleven years the pass where you got to
reintroduce him to everybody. Yeah, exactly, So should they do
at the end the next year?
Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
I mean it would hold more weight, it would hold
more it would be more meaningful. I think, like we're
doing it it's still because he died. Yeah, what happened
in twelve the years they were you know what? All
that stuff he did for us pretty good?
Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Yeah, you have a point. Yeah, Boorben House, the Dungeon
Cross series going, it's going pretty good. I'm at like
a pausing point. Stephanie could do the motor boat. Stephanie Vakour.
I've never heard of this one that means the current thing.
She's a current wrestler. Five three. They always look taller, Yeah, yeah,
(01:39:07):
they sure do on TV.
Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Yeah, when I got to meet Dave Batista the one
time Oh Thumb wrestled him.
Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Right, he's stocky dude, but he's not that tall. Didn't
seem like it anyway in real life. Also, I don't
know what's happened to his face, right, Yeah, it's because
of Harami. I don't know. Plane. It looks like he
now looks like the you might remember this as a kid,
where it would have a blank face and use the
magnet and the iron filings. Right, that's what he looks like,
(01:39:36):
minus the big red nose, but a right look up
iron filings face and Dave Batista. Tell me if I'm wrong,
because they look very familiar you could. Probably he should
probably sell.
Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Those and I bet he would make a bunch of
money in licensing because they look so similar.
Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
I don't know how guys do their mustache like that. Yeah,
he is.
Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
I started watching that movie with him and what is it?
The Wrecking Crew and Jason Momoa.
Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
No, The Wrecking Crew.
Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
I started watching it yesterday, but I started watching it
at the wrong time because I was like, I'm laying
in bed just looking for something to fall asleep too,
and I'll be damned if I didn't get into it.
And I was like, Okay, I got to turn the
TV off because I really want to watch this whole movie.
Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
And from what I watched, it was pretty good. It
was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Uh. Dave Batista's character is like a Navy seal, you know,
of course he is captain or something like that. And
then Jason Momoa's character is like a cat rides a
motorcycle and then somehow they get in trouble with.
Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
The yoko Zuna or nothing yakuza.
Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Sorry, I still thinking of wrestling or whatever. I was like, Okay,
this seems like a good movie. I'm gonna have to
go back and watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
He's got like gray hair. Now. The picture I saw
of him, I was like, it's been a while where
he looked like the iron filing face. Yeah, he's sixty
huh yeah, gone through some changes. Yeah. He used to
be like you'd see him unrestling, go goodness.
Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Right, and then the age caught up to him, the
lack of wrestling, and now you're like, what is this.
He was on a Mister Beast video and I was like,
who's that And I was like, that's Dave Batista. All right,
we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
We'll be back the Big Med Morning Show return. Burger
King is now introducing the Whopper Guarantee.
Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
H What is the guarantee?
Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
What were they doing before?
Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
I mean it was just the promise, right, I hope.
So this is uh apparently a way to answer feedback
from the fans. Customers receive an unsatisfactory Whopper sandwich can
request a remake and they'll receive a digital for a
(01:42:01):
complimentary Whopper on their next visit. H And there'll be
a QR code on the inside of the whopper box
to expedite this.
Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Uh. Okay, so you got a bad whopper and they're
gonna give you a replacement whopper and then a coupon
for another whopper that you may not be satisfied with.
Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Them, right, what if you're not satisfied with it twice? Right?
I mean I kind of made the expectation that they
were already doing this. That's what I thought too.
Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
If you didn't like it, you could be like, hey,
excuse me, ma'am, sir, this wopper sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
I would like a replacement. Well, they apparently put out
a phone number and a texting number asking guests to
share feedback four months ago. And I think that's a
wild idea. With an organization that has so many locations,
you're gonna to filter through those things? Is wild.
Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Trolls, troll Let's just do trolls a loan, right, But
how do you're hoping someone's gonna go, hey, let's put
the time and temp on the clock out?
Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
You know what I mean? You're you're hoping you're getting
that unit, You're gonna get that unicorn, right, But the
amount of information is it hot in here? Is the
heat on?
Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
It is so hot?
Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
It's roasting in here. It feels fine to me?
Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
A free be broken.
Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
And now okay, sorry, I'm just sitting here going it's
is this a taint? I know you guys are working
outside the day. I'll shut up.
Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
Because I'll just go to another room and a be
air condition anyway to decipher through all of those things
and find the one that.
Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Would take forever.
Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Yea, And what do you need to change when it
comes to something like that? The Whopper has been the
way that it is and has been their signature burger
for so long for a reason.
Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Yeah, what are you going to change? Why would you
change anything?
Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
I was just trying to think. When I go to
Burger King, I can't even remember the last time, but
I've I've never ordered anything off of that menu besides
the Whopper or a Whopper Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Their chicken sandwich is pretty solid.
Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
Never had it.
Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
They had the chicken fries. Those are really good. I
think their fish sandwich was pretty solid. In the Whopper.
Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Here's here's my feedback that you didn't ask for, and
that is lean in on the Whopper. Yeah, make it
about the Whopper more than ever. Yeah, and make the
stores spotless. There always feels so dirty when you're in there,
that is the truth. So change the color scheme because
(01:44:57):
always feels like a dark place. Yeah, because they haven't
changed in fifty years. It's really been the same thing.
Maybe you're right, Popeyes did it. Popeyes changed their look,
revamped their stores a little bit, and here you go in.
You're like, oh, no, my bet, no, the bet McDonald's
(01:45:19):
changed the way there's look. Yes, although they seem more
corporate d and ticky tank, they've always been corporated, you know.
I mean it just seems like, I don't know, they
don't look the same like before they were just like
there used to be that one on ninety first Memorial.
Remember that one is a real old school and had
the single arch out there in the yard, right, and
it separated it from all the other McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
But now it's like we're making all the McDonald's look
the same. Man, they're all just brown boxes. I always
love when people are like, oh, it's one of the originals.
I'm like, bitch, it's at ninety first Memorial, right, it
ain't one of the originals.
Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
It was a retro look, which is yes, which was great. Yeah,
but that's that's what I mean by that.
Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Yeah, I I don't don't have a reason, and that
this is gonna sound stupid. Make your food better. Okay,
I know that sounds like they weren't trying, but I'm
sure they were. Besides the whopper, just make and you're
not gonna beat the other guys, right, You're not gonna
(01:46:18):
beat the other fries that are known for being the
best fries, right right, right, that's just where they're at.
So you're probably right. Take what you're really good at,
in this case, be the whopper.
Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
Focus in on that. You can have various different versions
of the whopper. I guess as long as it's the
same premise. Maybe that's some bacon.
Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
Take a page out of the out of Arby's what
they do. They leaned into the beef sandwich. Yeah, we
got the meats right. They took ownership in something, and
I think that that's what they should do at Burger King.
Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Completely lean in, make it about the whopper. Hell make
your building look like a whopper.
Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
I don't know. Yeah, that's not a bad idea pople
to go in there.
Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
I mean, if ever, if you're going to give away
a free whopper with a complaint about the whopper that
you previously ordered, what's to say? What's to stop people
from complaining about the whopper just to get the free whopper.
Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Right, The idea of going, well, I'll try it again
because last time I wasn't good.
Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
That's not a good angle. No, I don't think that's
a good market.
Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
That's not we do it good right, And that could
just be that location that made a bad whopper. You know,
you take a cup on and go another one. Apparently
on their website they have you can talk to Tom,
the president of BK, and they have a phone number here, right.
I think that's the thing that they were selling is
and leave him the message.
Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
It feels very desperate to save the franchise.
Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
I think he's trying. I think they're trying.
Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
And to be honest, there would be nothing wrong with
taking some of these restaurants that have been around for
god god knows how long, like McDonald's Burger King, and
then just weeding them out, closing him down and let'sthing
new come up. Because it's been the same burger, it's
been the same sandwich, it's been the same whopper, it's
(01:48:06):
been the same Big Mac, it's been the same you
know nuggets for forever, for decades, and there's nothing wrong
with just like, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
We had a good run.
Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Instead of squeezing every little bit of juice that we
can out of this, just be like, hey, we've been
around for seventy five years.
Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Let's shut the doors, give them, let somebody, let somebody
else just come in. There's too much brand name and
the word burger came in and out come in a
little Rallies or Checkers or something like that. Yeah, no,
there's too much brand awareness. I guess that's worth millions
and millions of dollars. Right, I would have known, have
they ever hired whoever they think is the top dog?
(01:48:48):
I would guess McDonald's and hire their food development person,
just steal them.
Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Well, you know what we should do with this wapper.
We should have two wall beef patties. Let us tomatoes, onions,
special sauce.
Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
On a system we see bun. But McDonald's always done
a great job of having the thing, but then in
always having a new thing. I guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
They had the salads and a cup for a little while,
shake them up, right, They had the Michael thank you listen.
If it distracts me, yeah, you should know that it
must be really bad because I don't typically just get
unhinged for no, I sure whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
You think they didn't pay the AC bill? Do you
think they didn't pay the AC bill? What's it say?
Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
It says it's seventy six. Agrees in here.
Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
Here we are, there's people outside working in like one
hundred degree weather, and we're like, it's seventy six. This
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
Well, that's what happens when you're at the top man.
The sun gets to us before it gets down there.
We're on the top floor.
Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
It's set at cool and it set it seventy one.
It's always said it seventy one.
Speaker 2 (01:50:02):
Yeah, no, earlier it was fault reazing. You know what
it is? I bet they're working on it because it's leaking.
And so we got off gig it. We're just telling
talking about this. We got off the elevator and you
thought you were tripping balls because the walls movie they're melting,
But it's because the water was leaking from the I
bet they're working on it. Probably, So wait wait till.
Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Ten guys, for real, Your boy knows right, I'm gonna
have to send them a mess and be like, hey,
next time we have the AC guys in, can you
do it? After we're such babies we're like, I don't
know if I can do the podcast seventy six in here?
Oh my god, I have to strip all my clothes
off and walk in there and does Meanwhile, the fields
(01:50:45):
like outside these you know, you guys are laying asphalt
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
Can we get some fans in here? Yeah, we're windows.
Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
Okay, I'm acclimated. It's different, right, it's different. I'm sure
you complain about your job when it's hot. Yes, of course,
when my buddy works in a manufacturing building, wedding and stuff. No,
acy heard you complain about it being seventy six, right,
(01:51:20):
I don't tell you, man. I keep it at like
seventy in here, right. I want my hands like icicles.
I keep a coat in here. That's not a lie,
right for on a summer day. So you put your
like a cold in here, and it keeps me spry. Yeah,
that whirl perspiring, my shirt sticking to me, not even perspiring.
Speaker 1 (01:51:43):
I'm just warm. I'm just a scoche above uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (01:51:56):
There's a little shine.
Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
I'm a greasy boy. It's always a little shine. Allright.
We need a water station. You take a break. We'll
be back. If you're listening to the big Man Morning Show.
(01:52:25):
I have some crazy headlines to read. You're really crazy.
So this head of court over in England, she was killed.
She got hit in the head with a hammer twenty
one times, right on July eighth. That happened this year, right,
(01:52:47):
twenty one times. So like just swing your hand twenty
one times.
Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
Like.
Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
That's a lot. That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
Engine feels like ten. Yeah, now I had eleven more. Yeah,
you really getting your point across.
Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
There's not much of a head left after that. No,
and that's where she got hit. Was it head? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:53:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:53:09):
Who did it?
Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
They got the guy?
Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
Oh uh.
Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
She was found by a gardener lying face down on
her kitchen floor. I bet she was. I bet you were.
It was? She say, face down, face down? How would
they know? I think they're just making an assumption right
in their teeth. Threa at the bottom of the pile.
I don't know, Yah, smashed twenty one times. I don't
(01:53:37):
I couldn't do anything like that. No, you know what,
that's not true. Anybody who's ever done things like that,
they weren't like I could do that someday.
Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Right, No, you just fucking do it. It's in all
the rage. All the rage that you build building up
all your life comes out in that one moment.
Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
Perhaps I think it's more of the the inlin the moment.
The thing is, it feels like justice to you. Yeah,
you know most of the people that do really heinous
things to them, it feels like justice. Yeah. Wait, we
don't think it's justice. And it feels like justice. You
were wronged.
Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
That person was wronged in one way or the other,
and they feel like they're getting them back and that's
that's how they felt like getting them back at Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
All right, here's the other one. This one's married teacher
had sex with boy after blindfolding him, trying to bed
and tickle him. Okay, well, I mean it's just playful fun.
So I have two daughters, and there's this thing that
(01:54:41):
I don't know why strangers, particularly grandpa's not their grandpa's,
but people that could be like they do that tickle,
They try to emulate that tickling. I'm like, giggee, because.
Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
It makes them laugh, and you know, making children laugh
is funny. Laughter is contagious, and you know it brings
a smile to it. They put your guardie down because
what it is, it puts your guard down, that's why.
Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
You and they're squirming and the next thing you know,
they squirmed right out of their pants.
Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
No, I think they don't know. You think, oh, they
think they're just oblivious kids. Yes, oh, I thought we
was talking about the old people. But kids notoriously want
to please adults, so they just will obey, right, okay, right,
I know some kids defy, but typically overwhelmingly kids will
just try to appease an adult because we were always
(01:55:34):
raised to respect your elders, do what they say, you know,
don't don't talk bad.
Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
I don't think it's that. No, No, I think I
think that is true that that happens. But I think
that psychologically, you look to those people as your leaders
and the people showing you guidance. So therefore you're like, yeah,
I want to show you that I can do this.
I want you happy, right, that type of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:55:55):
So give your uncle a hug.
Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
Right, I've never done that. I got in a conversation
with my somebody in my family and they they were like, well,
they don't want to hug me. I'm like, okay, well
I'm I'm their so, and so they should give me.
I'm like not if they don't want to. I'm not
raising them to obey. I'm raising them to be independent
thinkers and want to give you a hug. Right, Well,
(01:56:18):
I don't think that's right. Well, let me get you
a comment card because I don't care. Here's a really
fun thought question. If a man was going to put
his name out there and his phone number saying he
(01:56:39):
was available, what man would get the most hookups? Think
of celebrity?
Speaker 1 (01:56:45):
Right? What famous mail if they posted their phone number
and said I'm open for business?
Speaker 3 (01:56:54):
Are we talking single celebrities?
Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
If that makes you happy?
Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
Leonardo DiCaprio, okay, because you got to think globally, yeah, right,
you don't want to go too young, right, because you've
got to appeal to the older demos as well.
Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
Right right, you're trying to get the most numbers, cast
the whitest net. I don't know if Leonardo DiCaprio is
the best choice, right, Ronaldo Christiano Ronaldo? Do you know
he's named after who? Ronald Reagan? This dad was a
giant Ronald Reagan fan. Weird, But what would who would
(01:57:36):
that be? Who would that person be? I think we
can pick apart Leonardo DiCaprio. Is he checked the boxes
of world. Yeah, of course, but I've also he's also
got this like playboy type of attitude.
Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
A lot of people have to be like, I don't know,
you've been around the block a few times. Yeah, George
Clooney comes to mind. Okay, he might be too old
for the twenty something. Okay, well then here's one for
he is gonna blow your mind. John Stamos. Oh yeah,
fucking John Stamos oldest shit right, gets the older demographic,
(01:58:10):
but still has buck Yeah still right him so much? Right, So,
I mean he's still got the good hair, he's got
the good skin. You know, you look at him, you're.
Speaker 2 (01:58:18):
Like shit, all right. I mean if I was twenty five,
I fuck him.
Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
I heard the best John Stamos story when I went
back home to Indiana.
Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
So a front of what how does that have the
connection of because he just mentioned him no, no, no,
no to Indiana.
Speaker 3 (01:58:33):
Oh well, because when I went back home, a friend
of mine from Indiana got married and in in Disney world,
I know, he got married to Epcot Center, and John
Stamos has a big Disney connection, Like he's he's played
drums at Eva Center and stuff, and like whenever something
(01:58:56):
new opens. He's usually there, I guess. And a big
group of friends were at their wedding at Epcot and
they made this whole giant like group text and they
were like, hope, maybe we'll run into John Stamos and
he can play a tune for you at your wedding.
And they made like different AI pictures and every group
(01:59:19):
picture that they would make, they would post a picture
of John SteamOS in it, like funny pictures, you know,
And all of a sudden they get off of the
bus and there's fucking John SteamOS, Like holy shit, John
Semos is here. And they ran up to him. They're like,
(01:59:41):
oh my god, you're actually here. And they showed him
in the group text and all the pictures that they posted,
and so what he did. He made a video for
them and like you guys, manifested me here I am
and he like congratulated the bride and groom and made
them a personalized, like cameo video for them. It was
the coolest thing.
Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
He is still a good looking man. Six You know
what his connection is, He's a Disney adult, Like he
loves Disney. He's a giant collector of Disney stuff, Like
he's that person we make funnel. Yeah, that's his connection.
So they call there was like, hey, John's available, right.
Speaker 3 (02:00:19):
Ain't because it was a new roller coaster that had
opened at that time for the opening.
Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
He's a Disney nerd or mousehead or whatever. I mean,
good for him, who cares. He's got looks to just
do it. I don't hate the John Samos. I don't
know if he has enough like European Asian appeal.
Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
I don't know, maybe not a notoriety. They may not
know him over there, but I mean I think if
you're like, yeah, if you just show him a picture,
they're like, hey, you want to fuck this guy? And
they'd be like yeah, but you know it's more of
they just post it. And then I think he's too young.
I think he's too young.
Speaker 3 (02:00:59):
I don't know. I'm I mean, my mom's seventy one
and she would fuck him.
Speaker 2 (02:01:04):
Yeah, but I'd like to present evidence. But I don't hate.
Those are all great picks. Like for example, you can't
pick Patrick Mahomes. He's too regional.
Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
He's too American, right right, he doesn't have enough international appeal.
Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
And you could maybe pick uh. I don't know Mick Jagger,
I'm told I know, I'm trying to do a thought experiment.
I think he's too.
Speaker 3 (02:01:35):
Old, Pierce Brosnan.
Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
No, No, he doesn't look quite the same as you. No,
you need to look him up. Okay, you said that
because you garnered the days he was on double O seven.
Speaker 2 (02:01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:01:48):
Yeah, I mean he's great out, but he's still That's
like saying Richard gear.
Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:01:57):
If you said Richard, I'd still fuck Peer Brosman.
Speaker 2 (02:02:01):
Jesus, how old is he?
Speaker 3 (02:02:02):
Seventy three? Holy shit, seventy three? I still do him.
Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
I don't know if I fucking seventy three. I shouldn't
say that, right, fifty one, that's not that far away. No,
I know my wife's the oldest person I've ever had
sex with. Oh, same for her. By the way, I'm
gonna ask her Amy, the oldest person you've ever had
sex with? You had sex with another fifty year olds? Right? Well,
(02:02:31):
there's this one time in college. Ah fuck yeah, careful
what you asked for. Uh, I'm trying to think of
other mass appeal male yeh No, Like, yeah, I don't
even really know who that is. But that doesn't mean well,
(02:02:51):
it doesn't an appeal.
Speaker 3 (02:02:54):
He's yeah, he's appealing, Idris Elba.
Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
I don't think so, because still people are racist. Oh
that's a point, they just are.
Speaker 3 (02:03:06):
I mean, yeah, but he was the people's sexiest man,
alne I doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
No Wiley's ugly as fuck man, noted GIMPI wouldn't fuck him.
Speaker 2 (02:03:18):
No, Like some of these younger pictures, you're like, all right,
but like current, you're like, oh god, what.
Speaker 3 (02:03:23):
If they give you a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
I mean, there's not much I wouldn't do for a
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
But I mean, come on, we're just talking about sex
appeal and he does not have it, Okay, okay, And I.
Speaker 2 (02:03:36):
Have question whether Noil Wiley has enough international appeal.
Speaker 3 (02:03:39):
Yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (02:03:40):
I think that's where the problem is when it comes
to that sort of thing. It's the international part.
Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
Oh, this is a good one. Pedro Pascal. I know
he would have sex with me. I depends on what
month it was.
Speaker 3 (02:03:56):
I don't I don't think. I don't think that people
would because he I think women find him a little narcissistic.
Really yeah, I think that they don't like his personality. Okay,
you don't, No, I actually I actually like him.
Speaker 2 (02:04:15):
I've never heard that because I've always heard he's a
super nice guy. Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:04:20):
I maybe maybe I'm wrong, but I I have I
have heard others so, and I've also heard that he
is both that he's bisexual. I don't think women straight
women are attracted to bisexual men.
Speaker 2 (02:04:35):
What women do you think are attracted to bisexual men?
Not lesbians? Right? I know?
Speaker 3 (02:04:40):
But I want they want straight women want straight men.
They don't want a man also inderted to a man.
Speaker 2 (02:04:48):
No, that's not how it works.
Speaker 1 (02:04:51):
You sure, yeah, I think guys will take a bisexual
woman any day.
Speaker 2 (02:04:56):
I think the argument you're making is that there aren't
enough bisexual women. There are, no, there are not A
straight woman would for sure get with a bisexual man,
because they don't go give me your rundown. They just go, oh,
you're interested me, we have chemistry. Let's and then you
find out they're bisexual or you already know them as
being bisexual. They don't have them fill out a resume,
(02:05:17):
you know what I mean. They don't wear a sign
this says not bisexual. I'm on the home man away team.
Speaker 3 (02:05:25):
Oh, football players not big enough.
Speaker 2 (02:05:28):
Unless you're thinking soccer, even though the Super Bowls big
and the NFL is big, it is not globally appealing
like soccer. Like Rinaldo is a great one. Yeah, David
Beckham is a great one. Even though I think he
looks old.
Speaker 3 (02:05:43):
He's still hot. But Travis Kelsey you could put on
there because but Taylor Swift has made him even more popular, for.
Speaker 1 (02:05:51):
Sure, but not as popular as her, not even in
the same zip code, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
Yeah, but he's got his podcast too.
Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Not globally he's gotty craft beer. Not all those think
of it like this. This is a great example I
heard on this topic, and that is in Asia you
can buy period panties in a vending machine. That just
doesn't transcend to American culture. So those the podcasting stuff
doesn't transcend the other way. Not always, not on everything,
(02:06:27):
Michael B. Jordan, Maybe yeah, Chriss Worse said people are
still Yeah, Chris ems Worst.
Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
Possibly he's a dude. What about Elon? You want international recognition? No,
you don't think so, not even for the money.
Speaker 3 (02:06:44):
I mean, if you thought that you were going to
get them where.
Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
My head's at. But you're just trying to get dates.
Speaker 3 (02:06:50):
But if you're getting, if you're only getting you know, fucked.
You're not getting any money.
Speaker 1 (02:06:57):
You're getting at least goodie bags after you're done, they hear,
thanks for swinging by.
Speaker 2 (02:07:02):
Here's a Rolex and I'm gonna make a not shocking statement.
Chris Hemsworth's wife is a smoke show.
Speaker 3 (02:07:11):
Yes, she's very naturally beautiful, exactly, that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
She's famous. Yeah, I mean yeah, she's got six million
followers on Instagram. I'd say she's partially famous.
Speaker 3 (02:07:22):
Well, but that's I mean, she's not an actress, Yes she.
Speaker 2 (02:07:24):
Is, yes, elsa, Yeah, what was she in? I think
she's a Latin actress. Goodness gracious. Yeah, she's a Spanish
model and actress and with blue eyes for fifty years old.
By golly, are you looking at her? Are you looking
(02:07:45):
at her Instagram? No? Not yet, but I'm about to
go go and scroll down to you see her in
like a like I don't know what this thing is,
but it's like a lacy silver thing. She looks. She's
ridiculously hot. Oh for fifty you're right, gimpie. Yeah, I
(02:08:08):
can stretch and kick ah fifty Yeah. Good for her,
good for him, good for them. Yeah, he's so. I
want to bromance with him. He is so freaking cool.
He seems like a good guy, you know, sit down
and chill and hang out with. He has this thing
on that GEO where he does all these crazy things,
(02:08:28):
and he did one where he found out they did
a test and found out he had some like diseased
thing you had to get taken care of. And they
would have never happened if he wouldn't have done these
shows for National Geographic. Yeah, I mean just the way
he communicated, You're like, you're a good dude.
Speaker 3 (02:08:43):
Had he found out that he had the marker for Alzheimer.
Speaker 2 (02:08:45):
That's what it was. He's only forty two. That's why
she got with. She's like, I got a younger guy,
and he's like, I fucking got a hotie.
Speaker 3 (02:08:53):
Her birthday was just like three days ago.
Speaker 2 (02:08:55):
Oh good, well, happy birthday there? Uh who was Tom Brady's?
What's Jiselle? She's hotter than Justsell and I think Lle's beautiful,
but this girl looks like a million bucks. I don't
know if Giselle still looks the same as she used to.
What do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:09:12):
Because she's she's aged a little bit, she's younger than
this woman's forty six.
Speaker 3 (02:09:17):
Yeah, her birthday was yesterday, but.
Speaker 2 (02:09:19):
She's still I think, listen, we're splitting Harrison. She's a ten. Yeah,
that's truth. Any of these women are tens. Not that
I didn't expect Hemsworth to have a beautiful partner, right,
but I don't know she You look at her and
you're like, you don't look like every other ten. Now,
(02:09:40):
you don't look like Kate Upton ten. You're Robbie.
Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
Yeah you realized she was only forty six. I thought
she was a lot older than that. We're the same age.
Speaker 2 (02:09:52):
M huh yeah, right, no, shut out. Well, age wasn't
the problem. I don't know if you're a where don't.
I don't think age was the thing that was holding
you back. Age is if you ever want to slum
it up, slum it up? Oh man, you know what
I could use? I can use some fat turd from Tulsa, Oklahom.
Speaker 3 (02:10:16):
Oh god, how about Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 2 (02:10:20):
Okay, I think that's a good argument. I don't have
any argument against that.
Speaker 3 (02:10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:10:25):
I think the Marvel movies did him some good, you know,
doing good.
Speaker 1 (02:10:29):
He just had another one going out so far as
like international recognition is what I what I meant by that.
Speaker 2 (02:10:34):
Yeah, you're probably not wrong. I mean he does not
look like we just had this conversation about somebody else
and he was sixty. This guy's sixty one and he
looks every year of it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:10:47):
What about musicians Lenny Kravitz, I don't know. Yeah, I
don't know. Oh yeah, I don't know. People are still racist.
Speaker 2 (02:10:56):
Yeah, and then he's culturally people are racist. Yeah, yeah,
that's not I don't need an email. That's not. I'm
not judging you all. I'm just saying that, like, that's
the reality of the world. Some people aren't. You go
to Hawaii. They don't like Mainlanders call you howlies. That
that just is life. Like Chris Martin, Chris Martin, I
(02:11:25):
think you got to put him in the same argument
as Rinaldo or Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (02:11:31):
Oh yeah, Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
Yeah, we never did mention that guy. I mean, he's
still pretty hot being old. Not Brad Paisley. Nobody cares
about him.
Speaker 2 (02:11:45):
I wanted to see the list of sexiest people alive. Uh,
Matt Damon, Bradley Cooper, Okay, Harrison Ford that he just
caught up to him.
Speaker 3 (02:12:04):
He so his birthday was recently too, what is it
with me and birthdays? But somebody had mentioned like, hey, you,
A reporter had said to him, you still are sexy
as hell and your body looks amazing, and it took
(02:12:25):
him off guard and he said, I can't help it.
I was blessed with good jeens. I guess like he
didn't know really what to say.
Speaker 2 (02:12:34):
What do you say? Right? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (02:12:37):
Because he's eighty or something something like eighty one?
Speaker 2 (02:12:41):
Maybe even what about Tom Cruise?
Speaker 3 (02:12:45):
No, yeah, fucker's too little.
Speaker 2 (02:12:48):
It doesn't matter. You want international recognition.
Speaker 3 (02:12:50):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (02:12:51):
Yeah, he may be weird. All these people are weird,
you know, but he.
Speaker 3 (02:12:54):
Is super duper weird with his scientology.
Speaker 1 (02:12:57):
All yeah, we're not talking about a relation ship. No,
I'm talking about a hook up.
Speaker 2 (02:13:01):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (02:13:02):
And with international recognition and looks, he might be at
the top of the list.
Speaker 2 (02:13:07):
Yeah, I think that's a I think that's a good
one to list on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (02:13:12):
John Stamos right there, neck and neck the Rock, The
Rock could do it. He's got international recognition and he's beavy.
Speaker 3 (02:13:22):
Paul Rudd, Yeah, I don't think he's not on.
Speaker 2 (02:13:27):
The same level looks wise as any of the other ones.
Chris Pratt, Chris, he's so douchey. Yeah, he's so douchey.
You do read what he did to his his wife?
Speaker 3 (02:13:39):
What wife? Which one?
Speaker 2 (02:13:40):
Anna faris? Do you treated her like shit? Like she
was going through some stuff? And he was like, bye, yeah,
that's the story. Calm down, Chris Pratt fans.
Speaker 3 (02:13:52):
What about oh the baseball player ex baseball player retired.
Speaker 2 (02:13:58):
Pete Rosse, No, Nolan Herscheiser, Rodriguez.
Speaker 3 (02:14:07):
He dated, he dated Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 2 (02:14:11):
Oh, that fucking gave her herpes?
Speaker 3 (02:14:16):
What a rod?
Speaker 4 (02:14:18):
Yeah, he gave her herpes. I read that somewhere. Derek Jeter, Derek.
Speaker 3 (02:14:26):
Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, who gave Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (02:14:33):
Lopez herpes? There's no credible evidence that Jennifer Lopez. This
says Jennifer Lopez gave herpes to somebody.
Speaker 1 (02:14:46):
Okay, I knew that story. I heard it somewhere and
it was the baseball player as well. I can't remember
a Rod or fucking Jeter, whichever one. They're all, all
of them are full of sand.
Speaker 3 (02:14:57):
Have herpees justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1 (02:14:59):
M hm.
Speaker 3 (02:15:02):
I don't know, I know, I know, I know. I
don't know either.
Speaker 2 (02:15:05):
I don't know. It's a hard quantify thing to quantify,
but I think there's something completely different about Jennifer justin
Timberlake and Ronaldo and Brad Pitton and Clooney and Beckham,
you know what I mean. It feels like a different
tier And I gink, you got it. You gotta be
in that upper tier.
Speaker 1 (02:15:25):
Can you imagine being like just somebody who's super accomplished,
super attractive.
Speaker 2 (02:15:31):
Has money and you're like, eh, you're not good. Doesn't
fucking matter. The guy that brought sexy back just couldn't
maybe not sexy back exactly. Yeah, he's sexy ish. Weird.
How you you send a note and how the air
is working again? Amazing how that works out? Does Jennifer
(02:15:55):
Lopez shave for pubic here? It's an interesting auto phil?
Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
I wonder how many people question that enough for it
to auto phil and how are they gonna know?
Speaker 2 (02:16:07):
How are they gonna know?
Speaker 1 (02:16:08):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:16:08):
Says. She's openly stated that she prefers to shave rather
than wax, specifically sharing that she shaves her pubic area herself,
oh the boy's waxing, because she doesn't like having other
people doing it, and only waxes her eyebrows. She detailed
her grooming routine in an interview with a Lure magazine,
(02:16:29):
where she explained that she shaves frequently to maintain a
smooth look for her busy schedule and shoots some performances.
You could read more about it. Nope, don't need to
chase and momoa. No, oh you don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:16:42):
No. Maybe back in the day, back in the day,
back in the the Game of Thrones days when he
was like ripped, like you watched. I was watching him
last night in that movie with Batista right the Wrecking Crew,
and he probably he gains some weight.
Speaker 2 (02:16:59):
Yeah, I think you you're him? You go ah fuck,
I did it? Alright, he's fine, exactly Kenna Reeves. Is
he sexy? He can be.
Speaker 1 (02:17:11):
I don't think he's patchy beard. I don't think he's
ever been People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. No.
Speaker 3 (02:17:16):
Matthew McConaughey, no ever.
Speaker 2 (02:17:20):
Since he did Dallas Buyer's Club. There's something weird about him.
And then he never got it back, never recovered t
about him being in the stall at a rodeo. Jake
thought he was with a woman that was not It
was Jared Leto. No it wasn't Jared Leto. Jared Letto
(02:17:40):
didn't play the trainny in Dallas Bars club, Yes, but
not his partner. They met later on when he came around. Yeah,
he Jared helped get clients, gotcha, gotcha. No, he thought
he was. He was having sex with the girl. He
was so drunk and whatever in the stall at the rodeo,
and then some guy decided to have his way with
him and he was like, eh, you know, went in Rome.
(02:18:01):
I don't want to be by the way.
Speaker 1 (02:18:03):
I am swatting, like a jumping up on me for real? Whatever,
fuck me in the ass one Yeah, in a minute,
work I have to do keep a thrusting.
Speaker 2 (02:18:20):
Jennifer Lopez has a new photo spread too, does she? Yeah?
I think she's like, what, like something do you want
or something anything like that.
Speaker 1 (02:18:35):
Yeah, good for you, Jennifer Lopez. Real she's a mutant
mass Jennifer Lawrence. That's the wrong Jennifer l.
Speaker 2 (02:18:42):
Goddamn, that's a different research review. Yeah, good for her.
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I don't know if you guys heard about this. Having
quadruplets is not it is not common, but to have
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perfect quadruplets where they're identical, is very rare. And a
thirty four year old woman in Australia gave birth two
perfect identical quadruplets, each.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
One of them looking exactly alike. Yes, yeah, that's gotta
be tough. That's gotta be tough as the.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Parent, like, how do you tell them about parents always
have an uncanny way of being able to tell. Right,
Lindsay's got the twins and they're not identical. No, they're not.
I mean I don't know which is which, but maybe
I should just pay them all attention, right, it doesn't
be anything. Uh, And doctors are saying this is super
extremely rare. She had a C section of twenty eight weeks. Okay,
(04:24):
well she probably had no room there, right, And now
they have started a GoFundMe because they were unaware of
all the challenges it is to raise four kids, four
babies at one time.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
This is their first set of children ever. No, Okay,
then I don't believe that. I don't either, because raising
kids in general sucks and you gotta figure it out.
So they already had kids, They already knew what they
were getting themselves into. Yeah, not having whether you've got
one baby or four babies, raising babies, it's the saying
it's it's it's all the same, at least to me.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Any mean, maybe I'm no dude, No, raising four at
one time is so wild. Yeah, that's that's Think about
how often you have to change diapers on a newborn
and then by four yeah, yeah, you think about blowouts
by four Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Get all that, but you already had kids, so you
know what, you know what you're getting yourself into. I
could see like if this was their first child ever, right,
first pregnancy ever, and they had four, and they're like,
oh God, we didn't know what was gonna happen. We
didn't know we were getting ourselves into.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I get that because you never had kids before.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But you've already you've already had kids, so you kind
of have an understanding of what's happening.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It's just multiplied. I would think. I think they have
they have four others already. I think they have four
other kids already. Well then you already know the ten, eight, three,
and one. Yeah, but not at the same time. Bro,
I guess that's like more than four yards a week.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's not like they used IVF No, it was no, no, yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Were getting to that.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, it's natural. They did it all natural. One fertilized
egg split into four. Wow, they've raised seventy three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Okay, well, good for them.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That will not last. No, No, how much money do
you think they need forget school like college and all
that other and turning sixteen.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
And this is just for the first five years. Yeah,
for the first five years, diapers, baby food.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
If they're just using this money for them, I would
say that this is probably good. The seventy three thousand
dollars for just diapers and baby food and clothing. They
could probably make that work, especially, I mean, she could
be breastfeeding too.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
True.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Nope, there's a couple of ways that they are not
breastfeeding for children. I mean, you pump, like I understand,
but the amount of milk you would not No, I know,
I know you got to pull one off, but the
other one I know exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The fighting for the same niff.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I remember the twins, and honestly, she probably there's a
good chance she probably won't be because they.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Were premies, right, she never got to that stage. Yeah,
And like I.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Remember when I was pregnant with the twins. I my
milk came in early, and so I was pumping before
they were even born. And they never latched on, which
I was very upset with, like.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
They had had can be quite challenging for women.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And finally when they did, I wasn't producing enough milk
for them. It was like they were always hungry, which
never changed because they still are always hungry. But I
remember calling my doctor's office and saying, I'm so stressed out.
I'm I feel like they're not eating enough. I've run
(08:00):
out of everything that I had already frozen. And they
said it's okay, just go buy formula. And I felt
like such a failure doing that, and no, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's quite common. Yeah, yeah, it's quite common. This says
that you need to be about three thousand diapers in
year one. That's a lot of diapers.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
About it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
This says that this says about twenty eight to thirty
three diapers every day. Yeah, yeah, you can.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You can nix all that by just using reusable diapers,
not using disposable ones. How much launch bro, that's a lot,
but you know, if you want to save some money,
that's a way to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
And they have things that like hook up to your
toilet to clean the diapers and stuff. That is so
much work.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, I know, I did it, and I did it
as a kid my little brother, because we used cloth
diapers for.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Him when you weren't getting under the most. This is
much younger. I've been dealing with cramp all my life. Literally,
how old are you? I forget how old were you
when they made you deal with your kid? Your brother's dupers? Hell?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Uh he I was seven and he was born so
eight nine and ten. Yeah, that's wild. Dude, just in
there dunking loads.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
With everyone else, says under the house you go, this
says you need about ten grand in formula the first year.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, And one could say, okay, well you nixed that
bye by you know, using your own produce. But much
like if Lindsay said, you know, she wasn't making enough,
not making any right, then there he goes that.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Do they have wick in Australia?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
God, I don't know. The The other thing is what
are those little one onesies?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah? Oh you're changing those all?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh god, cribs. Use some of your dad's old T shirts.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's fine, Yeah, not everybody has to the same traumatic
experience you had growing up.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I'm just saying there's ways around it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Don't say it worked out it worked Look, I'm fine,
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Do we need to open that can of worms? But
the idea that they're having four just, oh my gosh. Yeah,
that's terrible. Seven diaper changes times for a day, making
seven bottles of for me. How many times they eat,
like every four hours or some crazy number. Oh my gosh,
(10:37):
she is she is married. She's not doing it alone
right for now. And they have four other kids, right,
they have four other kids. The youngest is one.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Okay, well, he's not helping mine or she will know
some of the older ones can help. Throw a little
hand in there.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I don't know about I don't know about the sex
of the other four children. But these these new bees
are all girls.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's four wedding so they have a ten year old ormonstration,
they have a ten year old girl. They have an
eight year old boy, and they have a three year
old girl and a one year old girl. Okay, so
the oldest too, could throw a hand in the help
out some things. Yeah, no, no, no, no, they're gonna
(11:24):
have to.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, they're gonna have to.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
They're gonna be feeding themselves, right right right. I was
just thinking help them with the with the babies.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
But you're right, go make a sandwich's clipping nails.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yes, shampooing.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Is there home even big enough?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
What's the smallest type of home you could have with
eight kids? I mean, yeah, yeah, two bedrooms, I get it. Ye,
little little house on the prairie. I get it. Yeah,
we're talking modern times.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You need a four bedroom at least three bedroom mobile
home would be just fine. No, oh well yeah, because
you know in Giffee's house they make you stay outside there.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You know, nine to five, you know, sun up to sundown.
Porch is screamed in. It'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I mean girls can share a bedroom obviously, Yeah, you
could double them up. I think, I think with h
I mean, a four bedroom home is bare minimum. You
need at least three thousand square feet to keep sanity
in the home.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I hear you. Money is an object, absolutely it is.
And a three thousand square foot home not only that's
an American thing. I'm not saying they don't exist in
other countries, but it is not.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You've got to have a lot of money, that is true.
And I should take your dinky house that you have
now and just start adding on to it, right.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And I don't know, I mean, I know that in Australia,
it's like some people, like when we had our exchange
student from US earlier, he did say like that they
had a small home, but then they also had a
vacation home too, and his mom was a single mom.
His mom's a single mom and she was raising three boys.
(13:15):
And she was a professor, a school teacher. Essentially, well
off is what you got. But they make way more
school teachers in Australia. Waight right, well off? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The average okay, the average detached downs in Australia is
twenty five hundred square feet. Okay, that's close. Yeah, what
she's saying average. So you got some highs and lows.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, and you build a little shed in the back,
a little she shed or something and get away shed.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
No, there's no when you have eight kids, there's no getaway.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
No, there is no no.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You could make an argument with eight kids, they may
not be able to work. They they would have to.
That's a full time or you employ somebody exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
You're bringing in a nanny or hopefully you have a
mom or dad to come in and stay you're in
laws or to whomever.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Just talk about doctor's appointments. Taking those newborns to doctor's
appointments is going to be an all day job, all right,
with assistants. Yeah, and you're gonna need a bigger car
for sure. You know, minivan ain't going to work. No,
you have to get you get a church van. Yeah,
(14:29):
they call they call him, they call him something else now,
but yeah, those look like they look like European delivery vans.
Transit bus yeah, well mini bus yeah, oh my goodness,
not the same mini bus that I rode as a kid.
But you know all I got when I read this story,
he was, I mean, is it beautiful? Beautiful? Is it
(14:51):
a miracle? Yeah? Is anxiety? Yeah? Like oh yeah, but hey,
you for it?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Not particularly saying I want four kids, but I want
to get laid and we know what's the product of it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
She's got grounds to say, you're getting to prosect me right.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
One hundred percent. But he's also going grounds to say, hey,
tire them things up. Eh, she had four growing in here,
much less the four she's already had.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I think her work might be done.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I think if they both got fixed, that would be perfect.
There's no chances at all whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I mean, she's a horre got it. He was thinking
about that. Yes, you were, you were. She might get prey.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
She might because she's stressed out from raising eight kids.
You know, he's working all the time. I need to
get out of here and go have a drink. So
the next thing you know, she goes to some bar
down under. She meets a guy who restless crocodiles for eleven.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Right, he's staking we have a few fosters or whatever.
One thing leads to another and he.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Meets some guy that'll throw shrimp on her barbie. Yes, yes,
now there's Now there's a nice baby that's not even
this guy, but he's stuck paying the chops because they
were married.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh my gosh, all right, we got to take a break.
We got tickets we're gonna give away to see a
show on August twenty sixth, listener emails and to tell
the truth, we'll be back. It's time for news quikies.
These are stories that you may have missed in the news.
It's time for newsquakies.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
World news, local news, and news that just makes you say,
what the Here's Corbyn, Gibby and Lindsay with what's going
on news quakies from the Big nd Morning, showing ninety seven.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Woman found with drugs hidden in multiple body locations. This
happens in Saint Petersburg, Florida, where officers pulled over a
vehicle on Saturday for a window tint violation. Arresting the driver,
Kurtel McRae, who's forty six years old, on a resisting charge.
(17:12):
The passenger, Yoneshi Smith, who's twenty six years old, drew
suspicion when plastic baggies containing a white rock like substance
were spotted near her seat. As Smith was escorted away,
a baggie then dropped from her person, which she admitted
fell from her butt. Additional drugs were recovered from her
(17:33):
vaginal cavity and right breast area during booking. All items
tested positive for fentanyl. She faces felony drug trafficking charges
and a probation violation, as she had recently begun a
two year probation sentence for grand theft.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Do you need get any credit for coming forward and being, ah, yeah,
that's that's definitely fitting on hanging out of my geet.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I guess it's better than saying I don't know how
that got their officer right.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Don't do that, Yeah, don't do that. We all now
got there when it's in an orifice. Yeah, R don't
say you don't know, you know, I just woke up
and it was like this, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Man dressed as a woman arrested for stealing six hundred
and fifty dollars worth body wash. So free suspects walk
into a Walgreens, right, the one suspect goes and distracts
the cashier while the other two go and they start
filling bags with nearly six hundred and fifty dollars worth
of merchandise, all that merchandise being body wash.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
They were dirty.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, So the cops go and they and they take
off without bang clearly right. So the cops go and
they review the footage and they're like, hey, that person
looks familiar, and they decided it as a forty seven
year old dude named Gerald Cobbserald Cobbs has a very
lengthy rap sheet and has a habit of dressing as
(19:05):
a woman. I don't know if he's just a cross dresser,
if that's how he lives, or if like he's like, well,
they'll never recognize me as if I'm dressed like a lady. Furthermore,
I'm curious, did he wear a mumu? Did he wear
like an evening gown? Was he in yoga pants? What
are we talking about here? Dressed like a woman? Didn't
say in the story. Regardless, he was already locked up
(19:26):
on an unrelated warrant, so now he's looking an added
charge as a petty theft with prior convictions. They say
that his record includes twenty seven felonies and seventeen misdemeanor convictions,
most of them are for theft, and that he's spent
more than eleven years in prison.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
But the other two people, well, they're still looking for
those guys or goals. We're not quite sure yet. Former
police chief accused of having sex with suspects X. That's
monsters ball, right, but Bob Thordon Hill, Yeah, but he
was a prison guard. Yeah, so it's same basic premise.
(20:06):
Former Florida police chief is being accused of having sex
with the suspects X document show Michael Nah, I'm a
good guy, Giddings. The former police chief reached out to
the woman because he was looking for her strange husband,
a felony suspect back in March. The documents say they
had sex a couple of times when he was on duty.
Officials say the man is has been suspended and then resigned.
(20:32):
Authorities are continuing to investigate. I mean a lot of
people date where they work, right, It never really works
out well, but.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, it didn't say if he was if he was married,
it was just a boyfriend her No, no, no, like
the police chief, was he married?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Was he cheating on his wife? Right? Right? Statistically, I
wonder what the chances the reality is where like think
of like porn is like pizza delivery guy, right, pool guy, right,
cop have sex on the job like ups driver, where
women just can't resist. Right, I've just taken back. But
(21:13):
all this I don't even know. I don't know how
you put like irresistibility next to pizza delivery guy, pool
guy and cop. Right. Well, I don't know about irresistibility.
When it comes to the police. It could be more
of she's a whore, got it right? Sure, I was
thinking more coercion, but yeah, yeah, she's a whore to
coercion on which part by the pizza boy.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
No, I'm just talking strictly about the police man. The
pizza boys got the younger aspect, right, he's a young guy.
You're like, oh, hey, I'm old and dried up and
haven't had anyone.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Oh my, come on, that wasn't a movie.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That was just a movie. Movie. Movie happens movies.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
That's a cliche, right, right, I got your pizza with
extra sausage, extra A.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well, that would be a female delivery regardless. So that's
the pizza boy.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
The cop is like more coercion, like, hey, you're gonna
give me what I want, and uh, I'm gonna give
you what you wanted to do, something to that effect.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
And with the plumber, it's like, hey, listen, we need
to make this drain. And wasn't that the other one?
What was the other option? No? No, like boy pool
boy and delivery driver.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Well, the pool boy, see it's simple. He's after with
his shirt off, all hot and greasy. Yeah, every pool
guy I've ever seen hardly looks like Brad Pigs exactly.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
These are movies we're talking about, though. Do you know
people that made deliveries like pizza delivery guys and stuff
like that. Gimb Mmm, you don't have any friends that
did that? Were pizza delivery guys way back in the day. Yeah,
way back in the Yeah yeah, Lindsay, Yeah, yeah me too.
No one of them ever got no, not that they
ever told me they would, right, probably.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Absolutely, that would be a total humble brag.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah. Probably, I'm gonna have to go back and ask
and be like, hey, back.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
When you were deling delivering pizzas you ever, you know,
get propositions get offered, even women that when you get
a woman delivery driver, you're like, nah, you're.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Like a four, but as a pizza delivery person you're
like an eight. Right, how bad do you want that tip? Yeah?
Everyone's like, eh, all right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back four of the Big Mad Morning Show.
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Speaker 2 (24:14):
All right, the little dead ass or fake news. I'll
read something and you're gonna tell me he is a
dead ass or fake news. Elephants are afraid of mice.
Dead ass are fake news? Uh?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
In the book that we read they were growing up.
I'm gonna say fake news.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Totally fake news. Yeah, it's a myth. Elephants aren't particularly
afraid of mice. Dead ass are fake news. The Library
of Alexandria was destroyed by fire. The Library of Alexandria
was destroyed by fire.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Sure sounds legit. It's a historic Egyptian anyway. Fake news.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It was declined gradually over time over the centuries due
to various dead assessors, not a single fire.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Okay, dead asterer, fake news. Dead bodies can get goose bumps.
Dead bodies can get goose bumps.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Sounds creepy enough. I'll say dead ass.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Let's say fake news, dead ass. The muscles that control
hair follicles can still contract briefly after death. Dead asterer,
fake news. The word set has the most definitions in
the English language. The word set set has the most
definitions in the English language.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I thought it was the F word, but I'll say dead.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Ass fake news. It's dead ass.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It has over four hundred different meanings in the Oxford
English dictionary.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Wow, dead aster, fake news. Armadillos all always give birth
to identical quadruplets. Lady in Australia is an armadilla. Armadillos
always give birth to identical quadruplets.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Fake news.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I know they carry leprosy. I don't think this is connected,
but I understand.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, I don't know about the birthing of armadillas, so
uh sure, dead ass?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Do they do they lay eggs? I know that sounds
stupid to say no, No, I don't think well, neither chickens. Yeah,
uh huh, and uh what about your duck bill platypus anyway,
dead ass? Nine banded armadillos always have four genetically identical babies. Wow. Oh,
(26:52):
armadillas don't lay eggs, they're placental mammals. Dead ass are
fake news. Ostriches bury their heads in the sand when scared.
Dead ass are fake news. Ostriches bury their head in
the sand when scared.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I'm gonna say fake news.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I think cartoons would lead you to believe so, but yeah,
fake news. Yeah, it's fake news. They lie low and
press their heads to the ground, but they do not
bury them. I did always think that that was a
thing though. Yeah, is there a lot of sand in Australia.
Are ostriches only in Australia? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's one of the things I love about doing this
segment is that we're always like, we don't know. Dead
ass are fake news. You can fold a piece of paper, ye,
I'm sorry. You can't fold a piece of paper more
than seven times. Dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times, lindsay,
there's paper all over this room, feel free to grab
one and start folding. Yeah, but hmm, count them as.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You do it.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
She's really trying.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I know.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I don't think I could do it a seventh time.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Jesus. So dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
You can't roll it more than seven times, fold fold
it more than seven times, dead ass.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Gimpie, I'm gonna say, fake news man or Gami has
showed us that you can do it fake news. While difficult,
it has been done. The record is twelve folds using
a very long piece of paper. Oh very long and
I don't think orgami's more than like three or four folds. Man,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I mean that that goose looks like it's got quite
a few folds in it. Dead ass are fake news.
Sloths only defecate once a week. Very slow sloths only
defecate once a week. Dead ass or fake newsh.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Fake news?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Dead ass. This is gonna be mind blowing. Dead ass.
They lose up to thirty percent of their body weight
when they do.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Now I've had some dime. I'm like, I should weigh myself. Amazing, right,
dead ass are fake news. Nutmeg is a hallucinogenic in
large doses. Nutmeg is hallucinogenic in large doses. Dead ass
or fake news?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Hmmm, fake news?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Dead ass? It is dead ass consuming large amounts because
the dosage is always the poison can cause hallucinations and
other seriesarious side effects. Dead asser, fake news? Man, We
got some good nutmeg?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Dead ass for fake news. Cleopatra lived closer in time
to the moon landing, then to the construction of the
Great Pyramid. Dead ass for fake news. Cleopatra live closer
in time to the moon landing, then to the construction
of the Great Pyramid.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Fake news.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Dead ass, dead ass. She lived around thirty BC, making
her about two thousand years closer to nineteen sixty nine
than to two thousand, five hundred and eighty BC. Dead
aswer fake news. Penguins can fly underwater at speeds of
twenty five miles per hour. Dead aster fake news. Penguins
(30:48):
can fly underwater at speeds up to twenty five miles
per hour. Before you give an answer based off the
word fly, what, they move their wings underwater, which creates
the same thing. It's just swimming really, but right pe
penguin listeners like.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
It's flying, right, dick, twenty five miles per hour, I'll
say dead ass.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, sounds about right, dead ass. They fly through water
using their wing like flippers for propulsion. Dead aster fake news.
Albert Einstein failed math in school. Dead ass are fake news.
Albert Einstein failed math in school. Dead ass, Yeah, I
think I've heard that somewhere before fake news.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Einstein mastered calculus before the age of fifteen.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Wow. Dead aster, fake news and ancient egypt servants were
sometimes coated and honey to attract flies from the pharaoh.
What oh dude, emperors were the worst. Laugh at his joke.
Killed you all right. Yeah, I want to say, dead ass.
(32:04):
That sounds like something that dick emperor would do. It
feels like also sexually inclined. But in ancient Egypt, several
servants were sometimes codd and hunted to attract flies from
the pharaoh. Dead aster, fake news, dead ass. It was
a way to keep insects from bothering royalty. You were
just leaving slime trails everywhere. Things just sticky. Yeah, you
(32:26):
can't get rid of you. That scene in national lampoons,
Vegas or Europe vacation dead asser. Fake news coffee was
once banned in Mecca. Dead ass for fake news coffee
was once banned in Mecca.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. Dead ass. In the sixteenth century,
leaders feared and encouraged political gatherings now dead aswer fake news.
Lobsters scream when boiled.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Fake news.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
No air escaping the body. Yeah they're not fat, they're
flopping fake news. The sound is steam escaping the shell.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
That's what they want us to think.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I learned that from family Guy.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
When the lobster gets revenge and shoves Peter's head into
a boiling.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Water, stop, Oh no, it's just air his body. Isn't
it funny how we go? Uh? You know, we make
the joke of the water is only clean because they
tell us it is, and this we're like, oh, okay, yeah, no,
that makes more sense, right, didn't ask fake news? Human
teeth are as hard as diamonds. Didn't ask for fake news.
(33:40):
Human teeth are as hard as diamonds. Fake news, dead ass,
fake news. They're hard, but they're hard.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, didn't asker fake news. The most stolen food item
in the world is cheese. Dead ass, are fake news?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
The most the most stolen food item in the world
is cheese. Uh like the wheel?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I mean, are people out there stealing blocks of Colby?
Maybe maybe pepper Jack? It doesn't have to be an
entire wheel of cheese, just a little nibble.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I feel like meat would be more. I'm gonna say
fake news.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I'm gonna say dead ass on that one. Dead ass.
It is frequently shoplifted. Huh. I have never stolen cheese
in my life. I've stolen a few things in my life,
but cheese was never on the list.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, I'll name some things. Uh huh, cigarettes of course, alcohol, yeah, meat, Hm,
I really gotta think about that. No, I don't think
I've ever stolen meat, like you know, I'm thinking like
Porky's when they get really well, not that grotesque like
right right right, But no, I've never stolen meat either.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Lindsay, have you ever stolen meat? No? Liar liquor?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Oh yeah, for my grandmother's basement.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I've never stolen liquor either. No, we're talking about from
a store, from a story. Yeah, No, I've never stolen
liquor either.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Really, man, yes, not cigarettes, uh, liquor meat. I don't
think I'm stolen cheese though.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Candy, Oh, lots of candy. Yeah. In college, man, we
stole tons of stuff constantly, but never cheese.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
But never cheese. It's a good protein source. You would
have thought we would have had.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Uh. All snowfl dead ass are fake news. All snowflakes
are perfectly symmetrical dead ass are fake news. All snowflakes
are perfectly symmetrical.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Perfectly Yeah, sure, what not fake news? Many are irregular
dead ass for fake news. You can taste food better
if you close your eyes. We see people do that
all the time, right, Yeah, I don't know if you
guys could see you my eyes closed fake news. Yeah,
(36:21):
fake news, fake news, smell not sight, enhance's taste. Dead asser,
fake news. Ice floats because it's denser than water. Dead ass,
are fake news. Ice floats because it's denser than water.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Fake news. Yeah, it's fake news. Ice is less dense
than water, That's why it floats. Dead aster, fake news.
The Olympic Games included a painting competition. Sorry, dead answer,
fake news. The first Olympic Games included a painting competition.
Dead ass, fake news, dead ass. Our competitions were once
(37:02):
part of the Olympics. Yeah, because they didn't have like
ice skating, right, Like, this is not athletic at all.
The first one they were like, what are we going
to do? We can do running, sure, sounds great. What else?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Wrestling?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Okay, yeah, I guess we can do that for the
five people that do it right. How about speeches?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Ah, it's in the.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Square all the time, right, pottery? How about how about murder?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Right? How about you know, voting philosophy? Dead aster, fake news.
There's a town in Norway where it's illegal to die
dead aster, fake news. There's a town in Norway where
it's illegal to die dead ass. I've heard that somewhere
before dead ass and longingburn burials are banned due to permafron.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Huh, Ain't that's something so not technically illegal. I just
know where to put you. Got to ship you to
the next down, then ask for fake news. The letter
J does not appear anywhere in the periodic table. Dead
ass are fake news. The letter J does not appear
anywhere in the periodic table. Lindsay is channeling her eighth
(38:21):
grade science knowledge. Dead ass, fake news, dead ass. No
elements use the letter J in their symbol. Dead ass
are fake news. Elephants per like cats to communicate. Den
(38:41):
ass are fake news. Elephants per like cats to communicate
fake news.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah, I don't think that seems right. Like they grunt
dead ass. They produce low frequency rumbles like your father.
Dead ass are fake news news. The moon has moonquakes
dead ass, fake news. Dead ass. They are caused by
(39:10):
tidal stress and meteor impacts. Okay, dead ass are fake news.
The original monopoly game was circular. Dead ass for fake news.
The original Monopoly game was circular.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
I think that's fake news.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
It's dead ass. It's easier to throw that way. They
had to change it because it was a weapon, and technically,
even as it now, because it's a square, even now,
it goes in a circle exactly.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
But I was thinking the board was the board circular
fake news.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
It was always square for newsers. Dead ass or fake news.
Alligators can live over one hundred years in the wild.
Dead ass are fake news. Alligators can live over one
hundred years in the wild. Dead ass sounds about right.
Fake news. They typically live thirty five to fifty years.
Still a long time. Yeah, I'm sure some of those
(40:10):
you'll be thinking about later today. Take a break, we
come back. We got tickets for concerts, we got tickets
to give away to see Dirty Heads and three eleven.
Let's play a game wow ex Tuesday. That means historically
we don't give anything away because we keep having ties.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
So let's play sing sing current record is well, it
looks like I'm still leading this one with eight, and
Lindsay's just a smidge behind me with six, and you
have four. Last week's winter would be nobody, So everybody's
up for grabs to play today. You call us at
eight three three four six oh kmo D eight three
three four six oh KMOD call up and tell us
(40:54):
who you want to give clues.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
We'll try to give you clues for a song. If
you can name the song without us giving.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
You the title of the song, the artist of the song,
or the chorus of the song, then you're gonna get
those tickets to see Dirty Heads with three to eleven
on Wednesday, August twenty six at the Walmart Amphitheater in Rogers.
Everyone can get their tickets at walmartamp dot com. This
game is always fascinating because it's a little bit of
(41:21):
actually giving clues uh huh, and a.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Lot of just trying and get you to guess the words.
That's it. Let's go to the phone and get our
first contestant here for sing sing good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name, rich How are you today? Good? Hey? Doing? Everybody?
Who do you want to give clues? You have your
choice of Lindsay, Gimpy or Corbyn.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Let's go come on.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue. Here we go, h Richard, there's a fire
burning in my soul.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
It's that lady that sounds like missus doubtfire Yes, And
the name of the song is.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
The last word. The last word of the song what's
the opposite of shallow? There you go? Uh, this is
a nineties band. They were two kids that wore their
close backwards.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Because I'm the maingy miginnie mag daddy, because I'm the
megey migity migity miginny.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Mag daddy song. Yes, and the name of the song
is did say it twice? Don't there go? Oh? Good lord?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
This is a guy who's an actor and he has
like fifteen piece band and.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Uh, hell never minds go ahead and pass on that one.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Then uh okay fred Durst band and uh oh yeah,
keep bone blinking baby, time close moving with time ran out,
but it looks like you got to hang on the line.
Rich Okay, all right, thanks, good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
What is your name.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Is?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Nick? Nick? Turn your radio down? You've got sixty seconds
to try and get more than two? Who would you
like to give clues? Lindsay or corbyin I'll do GIMPI
sorry Lindsey or Corbyn? Are your choices? Oh Lindsay er Corbyn? Sorry,
we'll do Corbyn. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
(43:35):
starts after the first clue. Here we go with your
Randium has to be stored in a special way because
it is what has Matt. Yes, but it's specific. A
Geygo counter will test what I didn't hear you. A
(44:01):
Geiger counter will test what you're listening to us on
what device?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
We are?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
A blank station?
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Radio radio active? There we go. Excellent job. This woman
in the eighties, she danced with a cat. She was
a guest, She was a judge on American Idol. She
was a Laker girl. Yes. Her most famous song of
the opposite of crooked and the opposite of down.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Up you got up.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
That's the second word. Blank ahead, just go blank ahead.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Up ahead, a straight up.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, there we go. This is Mick and God damn
we got a time.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Sorry Nick, no one's gonna win. Uh you did so good, buddy,
thanks for playing.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I'm sorry. Richie was another time man, So nobody wins.
So disappointed in this the one I ended on lindsay
Oh that way.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Oh, this is a lady that sings like a goat.
And I took my love and I took it down.
And that's about as far as I can get without frown. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, Fleetwood Mac is the artist is the song in
the slide.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, These were the two for GIMPI first one.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, this band, uh they their bust drove across apparently. Yeah,
yeah that's true. You can't. This musical group was driving
their bus over a bridge in Chicago and released the
toilet over a bunch of tourists that were on a
boat underneath the bridge that they didn't know about. These
(46:10):
are the little and the songs about these little bugs
that will take your watermelon away on a pank on
a picnic, and uh, it's about the month between February
and April. There you go.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
And marching.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, good job.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
And then this one.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, keep on bringing DJ Lethal Westmoreland. Yeah, they're having
a comeback right now. I can't figure out why, but
they're having to comeback now. Yeah. Chocolate Starfish and uh
(46:52):
favor hot dog flavored Water was one of their albums.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, keep biscuit enrolling, which we may do here in
a minute, because I do like that song, right, you
and me both.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
I can't explain it. My name is a Chad, but
I do love it. All right.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
So the record continues to be well, I'm still in
a league with eight, Wendsy still has six, and you still.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Have to see what Gimpie has in his four x
four well and here the sen.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Comm announces new strikes against Iran and a post on
x because everything's done on social media nowadays.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
US Central Command says it began.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Conducting strikes Monday afternoon at the direction of President Trump.
Sentcom said the strikes were designed to further degrade Iranian
military capabilities used to attack.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Commercial shipping in the straight of Hoor moves.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Meanwhile, President Trump will attend the dignified transfer of two
US soldiers and are killed in Iranian attacks and Jordan
over the weekend. The dignified transfer will take place at
Dover Air Force Base today and truth social post Trump
said every time Iran kills an American soldier, they will.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Pay for that killing many times over. Haig Seth is
to testify before Senate Committee Old.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Pete Pete Hegseeth is expected to be joined by Joint
Chiefs Chair General Don Dan Kane at the hearing before
the Senate Appropriations Committee.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
The hearing concerns.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
President Trump's supplemental funding package to cover the costs of
the war in Iran and other emergencies. Lebanon leader is
going to visit the White House Lebanon's President, Joseph Owen's
visit comes during a perilous time in the Middle East,
as US in Iran renew attacks against each other.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
The two are expected to discuss.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
The ongoing threat from Iran, banked Hasib law and own
I think that's how he say his name. Iman is
expected to press Trump on Israel's withdrawal from Lebanon marks
the first visit by Lebanese president to the White House
nearly twenty years. And then lastly here Kristin Chenowith to
(49:11):
host the Christie Awards at the BAPC July twenty fifth, Corbyn,
I know you're excited. She's been a huge advocate of BA.
Like she's done a great job. Yeah, not forgetting Oh yeah.
Kristin Jeniwith is celebrating eleven years of her Broadway boot Camp.
It's called Message, it's called Now.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
I hit the wrong button.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Okay, It's called the Christie Awards. The event will be
filled with performances and the Magic of Broadway, which highlights
the participants of the twenty twenty sixth boot Camp. The
event will be held this Saturday, the twenty fifth, at
the Broken Arrow Performing Arts Center at seven pm.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
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Speaker 2 (50:33):
Listener emails, you can always email us show at kmod
dot com. Show at kmod dot com. We read an
email on the air and then you, guys, get to
give advice. C Email says if a woman asks you
out at work and you say no because you're an idiot,
and then spend the next month regretting it while watching
her be completely fine about it, is there a version
(50:54):
of going back that doesn't make you look pathetic? Because
that's what I need to do. She is attractive, funny,
good at her job and she picked me to go out.
I don't have better options. I haven't had better options.
My boy says, just tell her the truth that you
(51:14):
panicked and you want to do over. My other boy says,
never let a woman know she got to you. One
of them is married and very single, and I'll let
you figure out which one the advice came from. How
do I go back without making it weird? So listen
to email from a guy who got asked out by
(51:35):
a girl at work and he said no apparently, and
now he wants to go back and be like, takes
these backsies, you're.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Fuck yeah, do that? Do a share impression on the ship? Yeah,
just make sure you wear the net stockings, the one
piece of ribbon.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
So what do you guys think? What should he do?
How should he go back without making it weird? And
to me, I don't know about the advice of never
let a woman know she got to you. That feels
like fimphobic, like who cares? Exactly right, it ain't a war,
(52:31):
not at all. Yeah. My guess is that's probably the
single friend, right, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
It could be the married one that's like a miserable
everyone knows should be miserable too, all right, but to
not let her know she got to you. Spoiler, they
get to you.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
They know that. Yeah, even if you're married to him.
That sound dumb. Guys are guys think they cannot show
a woman god to them. They know, they know, they know.
But what should he do? How should he go back
and try to fix this so he can go on
(53:13):
a date with this girl. One thing it doesn't say
is how long it's been. Uh, I get it says
spend the next month regretting it? Okay, So I mean
you could say a month. Okay, that sounds about right,
but uh, okay, I don't know. I've never had a
(53:38):
girl ask me out, to be honest with you, I've
always had to ask them. So I believe that term
is always the aggressor. I hear you. You make it
sound so constant. I've also been the aggressor. Most guys
are the aggressor. Yeah, maybe he was just taking back
(54:00):
by having a competent woman approach him, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Or maybe he was nervous about seeing someone from work.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
That's possible too, because you know, dating at work sometimes
it works out, sometimes it doesn't. If it doesn't work out,
then that's that's just awkward. There, somebody's got to leave
the job.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yeah, what it caused drama?
Speaker 2 (54:24):
I mean sometimes you got to tell the company that
you're having a relationship with somebody in the office, all right,
which is weird. Hey, did you go make a Facebook
official with work? When Tech says definitely let her know
she got to you. Yeah, some women do love that.
I like a power thing, not.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Really a power, but more of like you you own it.
It's flattering, like it doesn't bother you. Okay, another one,
Just go for it. I mean, what's the worst that
could happen? She moves on and acts just fine.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Again. I love that either something. Just be ho and
straight up tell her you dropped the ball and now
you realize you're in a position where you can date someone.
I don't love this.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Hey, a month ago, I was emotionally damaged, but now
I'm emotionally fine.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Don't do that. Ah, that's that's confusing. No, well, it
just it doesn't exude confidence. I wasn't sure where I
was emotionally. Oh did your partner die? No, I'm just scared.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being emotionally available, but out
of the shoot, right. That doesn't unless you said, hey,
I just got out of some I don't think that's
a good idea.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
I think alluding to that in the beginning's weird. Alluding
to that I'm emotionally damaged, right right, right right.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
If we flipped this around and it was a guy
asking a girl and she's like, I don't know, I'm
got may be turned on by that. If I'm being honest,
I'll save you. I'm just saying guy would be turned
on by that. You gotta be like, yeah, I'm getting laid.
This girl's fragile. This is easy, settle down jjikmod dot com.
(56:20):
All right, I was just gonna I just think it's
when you put your emotional state out there in the beginning.
I don't know if that's a good first step. Yeah,
probably not. Now you say, hey, I changed my mind.
Can we still go out? And she says yes, And
then you're at dinner or whatever, she's like, hey, what happened?
(56:40):
You give a brief synopsis. Don't go into the dip. No,
let's stay on the shallow end of the pool. Don't
start crying onto your steak. Yeah, you just say I
just wasn't having the confidence I had before because of
a previous relationship. But you ask me felt that gave
me that confidence. So I wanted to come back and
say yes, right, a month.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Has passed by, she could be dating somebody else, right,
that doesn't mean none, that's called dating.
Speaker 3 (57:06):
I really would. I am curious to know why he
and he initially did turn her down? Was it because
they worked together? Was he not attracted to her?
Speaker 2 (57:17):
Like?
Speaker 3 (57:17):
What was that reason?
Speaker 2 (57:20):
I would? I would say it was probably more. I
don't think it's the attracted thing.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Yeah, because he wouldn't want to be going back if
he was not attracted to her, unless he's exhausted all option.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
He's like, well, big Birth in Accounting, he's got me.
She wants a piece of me. I guess I'll go
for it. And guys, much like girls, know the answer
about individuals before it's asked. Yeah, so as you know
big Birth in Accounting, Hey, you already know the answer
(57:50):
is no. So they're not even finishing the sentence before
you're like, ah, thanks, but no thanks. Maybe you know
what I mean. Yeah, but this sounds like more of
like a nerd of this response. Yeah, ah, you are
my hands.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
And that's possible because maybe he is most as you
put it, the aggressor, and it got him caught off guard.
When somebody is pursuing him, he's like, woo woo, woo wooe.
This has never happened for I do not know what
to do.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Most guys are turned off by confident, strong women, and
so it probably threw him for a curve and didn't
expect him. Maybe I don't know this textas just be
a man and admit to her that you messed up. Yep,
that squashes it immediately. There's no explanation needed. Yeah, and
it's honest. I've been asked out twice and both just
(58:40):
wanted free food, for me to pay free food, and
me to pay for everything. Okay, Yeah, reasonable answer, it's
not eighth grade. Talk to her like an adult nuclear answer.
Show her you're interested, follow her home, stand outside her
place all night, send her sexy lingerie at work and
tell her you want to see it on her. Finally,
send her a dozen of unsolicited d picts. Works every time.
(59:04):
I don't know if d picts have ever worked. In
the beginning, you gotta have them chained down for a
while before that happens.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
I mean, if you want a trip to the HR office, sure,
This text says, just go to her and ask her
if the offer is still on the table, because you'd
like to take her up on it.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
PS, gimpy, can you blame the woman ha ha ha
ha because I got a little arm whatever, dude, is
it ha ha ha ha? Or is it ha ha
ha ha? I'm just saying that, like in texting, wouldn't
(59:43):
one ha suffice? I think so yes? Or can you
do an lo o L?
Speaker 1 (59:49):
Do we have to have? Ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
I think an lol would be all right? Don't know,
aren't hahaha? Like exclamation marks? We just need one? Yeah,
that sounds like a little more like a a fran
dresser kind of you know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, Lindsay's so excited she gets to pull out her
one impression exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Fresh. Normally we need a response out of you. It
takes a little longer, but that one unholstered it fast.
This Actually I tried to give my advice, but you know,
I'm an ugly and single for life, so my advice
probably isn't the best to listen to. All the days
(01:00:32):
you never bring up a surprise, you don't know what
fran dresser day is. Listen heer email from a guy
who says that he got asked out from a girl
at work and he said no, and she's attractive and funny,
good at her job. She picked me to go out
and I handed it back like I had better options.
(01:00:53):
I don't have better options. I haven't had better options
for years. My boys say, just tell her the truth,
but I panicked and want to do over. My other
boy says, never let a woman know she got to you.
How do I go back without making it weird?
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Lindsey, I think it doesn't have to be weird at all.
It's weird that you're thinking it is weird. Just go
and simply just say to her, Hey, does your offer
still stand? Because if it does, I'm interested. Can I
take you out? Ask her out this time? And if
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she says why the change of heart, just simply be
honest or or lie and just say, you know, I
didn't know if we should since we work together, if
we should be going out. But now that I've gotten
to know you more, yeah, I'm I'm interested. So yeah,
(01:01:54):
definitely just ask her out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
GIMPI It's not gonna be weird, It's only weird if
you make it weird, right, and that's that goes for
a lot of things in life. It's only weird if
you make it weird. You go go back to her
and be like, hey, how'd you like to go out
some time? You know, he caught me off guard, kind
of froze, didn't know what to do, but uh, I
(01:02:19):
pulled pulled my head up, and uh, I'd like to
take you out sometime. Or you can simply say, ah,
the hot chick I was going for didn't didn't my hand, so.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
So here I am ready to settle. I don't know,
but ultimately a second place.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Right, Ultimately, in the end, he ain't nothing wrong with
going back, and they ain't gonna be weird. Okay, again,
it's only weird if you make it weird. Just go
back and talk to her and ask her out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Be done with it. I think when you don't know
what to do, the answer is weight to me. When
an answer isn't clear, it's always then wait until the
answer is clear. And so I propose waiting for a
social opportunity, so you don't walk in she's in between
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zoom meetings, or she's trying to get that TPS report
in you know what I mean. So if you're at
a company treat thing or a company lunch thing, it's
a little more her guards, a little more down, and
it isn't like wait, what what are we doing? Yeah?
Wait till she's been drinking at the Christmas party. Maybe Hey,
(01:03:36):
you know what, I thought? It was awesome You asked
me out, and I'd stupidly said no. I should have
said yes. If that opportunity still exists, I would love
to take you out.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
It's already social, it's already expected, like people are going
to talk about stuff rather than you know, she's trying
to decide who to fire, and you're in there like, hey,
remember when you asked me out?
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
That is my idea. Let it simmer a little bit,
right now, you have something called regret. Yeah, and sometimes
those things pass us by and they're gone forever proof. Yeah, man,
act fast, especially if it's a place that you don't
(01:04:25):
care about, like you're like, this is a stepping stone career.
I'm only at this place to get to the next level. Okay,
Then I don't know if you should be following the
don't date at work thing, Yeah, go for it. Then
if it's the place you're trying to put your roots
down and this is your career.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Don't do that unless she's the boss, don't do that,
then do it. No, solidify your place at work. Definitely,
don't date the boss and then go to HR.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Saying they tried to control you and Sue, I don't
know if that's a good lifelong relationship. Build her with her.
It's not all Steve Correll and what's her name in
the office? Yeah, right, and her candle company. All right,
we got to take a break. Listener emails, you can
always email us show at kmod dot com. This email says,
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I just caught my husband twenty minutes ago. The bathroom
door was locked, his phone was in his hand, and
I'm not naive. I know what was happening before anyone
says anything. We have a good marriage, we have sex regularly.
This wasn't some desperate thing on his end. So why
does it feel like something I did wrong. I'm already
(01:05:42):
trying to make this about me, and I hate that.
But now I'm sitting on the couch and he just
came out kissed me on the head like nothing happened.
And I went to get water and I smiled back,
like a person who doesn't know what I know. How
are people supposed to just carry this information around like
it's normal, because nothing about this feels normal right now.
(01:06:03):
I guess they're alluding that their husband was masturbating.
Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
That's what I'm trying to figure out, was he Was
he masturbating vigorously or was he on the phone with
another woman? She doesn't say that in the email. She
just caught him in the bathroom with his phone in
his hand, and only his phone in his hand.
Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Well, right now, we don't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
We could definitely go through the details on the possibilities
of all those things.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Yeah, but there's a lot left out there that would
really help.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Well for me is how long was he in there?
Why would that matter if he was in there thirty minutes?
Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
What's he doing? He's taking a halfy dump scrolling on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
It could be constanpede.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Nobody needs to sit on the toilet thirty minutes. No,
But if your doom scroll one exactly, do you get
stuck there for a little while? Yep? Or if you're
stuck in a YouTube tutorial, you know you're in him
watching it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
And now she said the door was locked, so he
was either crapping or masturbating.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
I find this. I have an interesting survey question and
I want people to answer yes or no to this.
When you go to the bathroom in your house, do
you lock the door, Lindsey, No, Gimby. When people are
in your house and you go to the bathroom, do
you lock the door? No?
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
I do not ask to risk dot dot dot. My
girl does when she comes over jam did it on vacation?
Locks me out.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
And I'm like, Okay, that's it's your thing. Sure what
you want to do.
Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna question it, right, no judgment.
I think it's weird. I don't lock the door. But
with that being said, I was thinking, as you just
said that about your girl, I don't know if my
wife does that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
I don't know if my wife locks the door. I've
never went to the bathroom the wa water closet, you know, right,
because I'm rich, so I have a separate room for
the toilet. I've never went and jangled the door to
see if it's locked.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Because you respect her privacy.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I'm just one of those people that if you're deucing
you don't. I don't need me knocking on the door,
right because I hate it when people do it to me.
Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
And in Ghimbie's girlfriend's defense, she has littles at home
who probably don't respect her privacy and that's why icks
the door.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
I have littles, You have littles. Yeah, and when she
comes over there are noble and young kids.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Sure, but it's out of habit.
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
That very well could be, or she does want me
go in it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
But the thing about it is, though, if I gotta go,
you know, if I only had the one bathroom, I'm
falling right behind you because I got to go. I
almost smell that stak anyway, right, So I kind of
get where she's at why she does it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
But it's your thing. White people lock it. I don't care.
It's it's just when you're in a secure relationship and
we're exchanging bodily fluids. This doesn't feel like a giant
boundary to me. No, it shouldn't. But if it is
for you, that's fine. Again, no judgment. I'm just curious
about the locking the door thing. Yeah. There, you could
make an argument that if the door's being locked, then
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there is some sort of secrecy happening.
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Right, that's another thing that we should I wish this
email included. Does he normally lock the door? You know,
because if this is like a first time ever, I
could see where her concern would be. Yeah, but but
she said that he she opened up the door and
saw him with a phone in hand, right, So he
(01:09:37):
didn't have a locked door. I mean maybe she tried
to do it and then he unlocked the door and
opened it. And that's I mean, again, she's not giving
us a ton of details, so it is possible that
the door got opened at some point.
Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
I honestly don't know many people that don't go to
the bathroom without their phone.
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I mean, I'm either taking a book, I'm taking my phone. Yeah, right, right,
depends on how long you're gonna be there. Uh, this
says uh. I just want to make sure we're doing
this on the right ones here. Sounds normal to me.
Calm down, Cheating Horny's probably just rubbing one out. Get
(01:10:16):
over yourself. If he is masturbating, should she get over herself?
If he is, like that whole topic in general about
your partner masturbating, should she just get over herself?
Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
The fact that she said that we have sex on
a regular basis. Yeah, get over yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Gippi, I think regardless, Yeah, get over yourself. People do it,
It happens, people do it at different times.
Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
H So I'm sure she does it too, even though
they have sex on the rag. What's on the rig
for you? You know?
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Is it is it five days a week? Is it
seven days a week? Or is it you know, every
other day? Yeah, you know, and and that just that
every other day don't work for him.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
I was listening to this podcast and they were talking
about normal and that there was this seventeen hundreds French
philosopher and he wrote down a bunch of normals and
one of them was, if to show that you are
sophisticated and well off, your teeth aren't white, they're dark,
and people would rub stuff right bizarre. Another one that
(01:11:23):
when someone died, you would grind up their bones and
put it in wine and you would drink that wine
on their Again. The reaction you're having, I feel is normal,
but then you hear what ours are normal? Sitting on
the toilet more than working out, sitting at a desk
eight hours a day, putting forty hours a week, in
being overweight. Right, like all these things. When you hear those,
(01:11:45):
you go, so normal is very interesting, especially the time continuum,
But so normal to Gimpey's point is if it's eight,
you know, two times a week, that could be normal
to her, but he may need more, says, sounds like
he's watching porn for me. In my opinion, he's doing
it because there are things that she doesn't do that
(01:12:05):
he sees in pornography.
Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Perhaps not everybody watches porn for the reason you do
as an individual, right.
Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
And not everyone watches porn when they're going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Here, I should go to the bathroom to watch porn
to get that get that privacy because you got a
house full of kids and an old lady in there.
Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
He could be gambling while in the bathroom. He could
be playing a different game or something, you know what
I mean. He could have been.
Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Picking out their anniversary gift. There you go, he did
it was but it's a different time. I spend an
hour on the toilet every day. I have stomach issues.
If you spend the hour on the toilet every day,
like is that cumulative or like our sessions if you
are sitting on the toilet an hour one. How do
you walk because I am like a baby deer after it? Yeah,
(01:12:57):
twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Stand up at Paul right, Yeah, but then you need
to see a doctor for real. Sometimes maybe he gets
the urge to watch porn and feed the geese. Nothing
to do with her, feed the geese. Let your husband
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Piece Listen.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
It's embarrassing to say you have poison ivy down there
and a guy can't look up a YouTube video on
how to treat it while scratching so itchy.
Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Give him a break. It's only natural. Maybe he just
needed he just needed a release. It's not a big deal.
I don't even get to close the door in the
bathroom at my house because of the three and one
year old kids. I don't know how they know every
time I go to sit on the toilet, but they do.
I only lock it if company is over. Does your
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company just barrel through doors right like you got company over?
They know that you've gone to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
You might need to change friends. If your friends are
just barreling into your bathroom, doube, Hey, well you doing
in there?
Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
I need some more punch? Help yourself. Damn, can't you
see I'm occupied. Reasonable answer. You're making some pretty big
assumptions unless you think he was talking to someone else.
Whatever he was doing has nothing to do with you.
Let it go. Nuclear answer. Those doors locks are nothing.
You can easily pop it open. Next time he's in
(01:14:21):
there with the door locked, get in there. Give him
a hand with whatever he's up to. What if he's cheating,
she's definitely a cheating horror run bro after you're done.
Of course, what he was masturbating to is a bigger issue.
Everyone rubs one out. It's normal. Maybe you should try it.
(01:14:43):
Thank you for saying that again, because I don't agree.
Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
I mean, unless it involves children, you know, I could
see that word, that would be the issue. But if sure, criminals, yeah, criminal,
If he was just looking at fat chicks, whatever it is,
what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
As a health this would be last we'll get advice.
As the health class teacher told us in eighth grade,
masturbation is normal. If you don't find it normal, I'm
guessing you were raised to see sexual acts as shameful.
This is a you problem, man, not a Hymn problem.
Try therapy to work it out. If it bothers you
so much, there is a reason, likely from childhood, that
you believe your husband masturbating is your fault. Lots of
(01:15:20):
women are raised to believe that your man's sexual life
is your problem. Well that's far too adult for this conversation.
So listener. Email from somebody who says that they caught
their husband twenty minutes ago bathroom door locked, phone in hand.
And I'm not naive. I know what was happening. And
before anyone says anything, we have a good marriage, we
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have sex regularly. This wasn't some desperate thing on his inn.
And so why does it feel like something I did wrong?
My brain is already trying to make this about me,
and I hate that. How are people supposed to just
carry this information around like it's normal, because nothing about
this feels normal right now, Lindsay.
Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
I think the nail on the head was hit when
that textter said. As the health class teacher told us
all in eighth grade that masturbation is normal, I'm not
convinced that he was in the bathroom masturbating. And if
he was, who cares. It has nothing to do with you.
It was all on him. Maybe he just assumed you
were busy, and maybe he just wanted to get it
(01:16:20):
done and over with right away. It has nothing to
do with you. It was just for him in that moment.
Don't worry about it, plain and simple and like this Texter,
get a hobby woman, like, just get over it. It's fine,
(01:16:44):
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Give me.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I am stuck on the part of this email where
she says she caught him twenty minutes ago in the
bathroom with the door locked and his phone is hand
in his hand. How does she even know that if
the door's locked, how does she know that the phone
in hand was She's sitting there waiting patiently at the
door for him to exit the bathroom and then click, click,
(01:17:12):
open the door.
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
There he is with phone in hand.
Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
How does she know there's a nanny cam in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Now, that's weird. That's an impatient privacy. You can't do
that right.
Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Everybody's jumping to masturbation. And that probably is the case.
Probably not, though I don't know. There's a lot in
this email that we're we're missing here. Okay, he could
have been watching TikTok videos. He could have been scrolling Doom,
scrolling Facebook. Sure, he could have been tugging on it
all right, There's a number of things, but in the end,
(01:17:46):
in the end, he was in his bathroom doing his
business or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
He wanted to do. Sure, he had the door locked. Again,
is this the first time he's ever locked the door
while he's in the bathroom or is this a normal
thing for him? These are things that we don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
But with all that being said, if it bothers you,
ask him about it, you may or may not get
the answer you're looking for. You may or may not
get the truth, but clearly it bothers you. And if
you guys have such a good relationship, as she says
in the email, then it shouldn't be a problem of
(01:18:26):
her being like, hey, you know the day you're in
the bathroom with the door locked, and as I sat
there on the bed waiting for you and it finally
opened up, you had your phone in your hand.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
What was that all about? And let's go from there.
It can be a problem for you if if this,
if masturbating your partner, masturbating is an issue and you've
never talked about it, how would he know. I'm not
saying it's logical, but if you want French toast every morning.
(01:18:58):
Find the person that's gonna make you French host every morning.
If you want your partner not to masturbate, find the
partner that's not going to masturbate. Oh god, I'm just saying,
if that's your if that's your thing, one rule in
this relationship, you may not masturbate.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I mean, there are people that have those rules, just
like they have a no porn.
Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Rule, right right. So to me, the idea that you're
getting all twisted up about you must be newly married.
I just think you must be newly married. I didn't
even think about that for this to not have been
a conversation or an issue, or maybe you just made
an assumption. He didn't. But what should one person's expectation
(01:19:48):
of privacy be in a marriage? Should it be when
you go to the bathroom or doors locked that that's
your private space? Or is it when you get married
privacy doesn't exis anymore. Gimbia said this before. You should
be allowed to have your secrets. Everybody's got them now.
Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Your secret can be that you know, you like to
follow fantasy football league or you you know what I mean,
Or it can be maybe some a little more risque.
Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
But I think you should be allowed a little bit
of rope to hang yourself in a relationship. That's how
trust works. Don't automatically jump to he's nefariously up to something.
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
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Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
All right, let's go ahead and do to tell the truth.
Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to
ask anything you want.
Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Just remember keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual,
and don't forget We can and will pass on a question.
Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Let's open up the phone lines. Here's Corbyn in the
gang with all the truth you're gonna need.
Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
How many World Cup matches did you watch, Lindsey, like,
beginning to end?
Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Oh, beginning to end? Maybe four? I mean that's a lot,
you think.
Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
I don't think, gimp, not a damn one, not from
beginning to end. I'm watching bits and pieces of a
few here and there.
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
I think mine's probably four. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
I didn't watch the finale, just bit some pieces of
the finale. I watched a couple of USA matches. I
watched the France England game. I'm sure we watched what
was that France Spain? He watched the bar.
Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah, okay, I think it's four.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
To tell the truth, To ask anything you want to
bring up something new, go back to some I'm sorry,
to tell the truth, ask any question you want to
get to know the show better.
Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
If you could go back in time to be present
for one historical event, what would you choose, lindsay?
Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
I mean, it's not written in a history book, but
I have so many questions surrounding my dad's death that
I would like to be there for it. Because supposedly
there was a vehicle parked on the bridge where his
(01:23:18):
motorcycle hit and then it fled and supposedly there was
two females there, and I'm wondering, like what were they
doing there? Were they like parked in the middle? Like
did he swerve to miss this vehicle? Did they witness it?
Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
I have no idea, Like I just have a lot
of questions surrounding how and why?
Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Yeah, you know so I would love I totally get
the curiosity there, But the question is historical event.
Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Then the JFK shooting assassination.
Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Okay, KIMPI I'd go back to when Jesus walking here
for sure? Last supper you went?
Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Uh, I think I'm gonna go pick Nirvana's first performance
at a bar okay, before anybody knew, like before they
were it. Okay, it might be fun to see something
like that. Yeah, I like that. Uh, tell the truth.
(01:24:36):
Ask any question you want. What is one food you'd
be okay with not eating ever again? Besides oh crah,
I already don't eat it, so it's fine. What is
one food you'd be okay with not eating ever again?
Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
I'm gonna take a popular food item and say corn dogs.
Not a big huge fan of them anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
I don't know if I've ever had a bad corn dog. No,
I'm always happy afterwards. I've never had a corn dog.
Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
I been like, eh, which I have with burgers, but
I eat a corn dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
That's fun. Corn dog gimp we'ron Schweiga. Yeah that stuff
is disgusting. Liver okay, I think liver is a good pick.
Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
I haven't had liver in so long, not even fried
chicken livers. It's been a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Would you rather win arguments or always win bets with
no cash value? Oh right, like, uh, I'll bet you
a six pack? Yeah right right?
Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
So would you rather win arguments? Are always win bets
with no cash value? Lindsay, I think arguments because what's
a bet without cash?
Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
You know, get a six pack or something? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Sure, but.
Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Gimby, I'd rather go win the bets. I don't like
arguing to awful much. It's a waste of time.
Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Yeah, I'm totally doing win bets, may not get cash.
But like you said, a six pack, you know, a dinner?
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Yeah, what you were competing Jersey, Yeah that's fun. I
had my visectomy, so I'm curious. KIMPI in Corbyn not
certain if you did as well? What was your full
recovery time and what was your biggest concern? Well, good news,
Kimby and I are both experts on this top end. Absolutely,
(01:26:45):
my full recovery time, I think was maybe we're talking
like stitches healing up and everything right, because I was
riding my motorcycle that next day.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
I think it's more of like, when were you getting
back to like a normal routine.
Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
I was back to a normal routine that night day,
hell even that day, because I had a remote later
on that day and I went ahead and did that
and I was, you know, up riding my bike.
Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
I had no issues at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
The only thing that really took time to heal was
the stitches that that they they went in with and
then that was a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
That's really weird to look down and see all scabby, but.
Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
That's because he went and scabby that day.
Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
People want it's healing up, you know, stitches that helive.
It's not just okay, stitch is good for you, stitch. Yeah.
I think it was like I had it on a Friday,
I think, and then I just.
Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Chilled all weekend. Bag of peas walked slowly the first
day I was surprised, Like I was surprised how well
I felt after Yeah, you hear so many horror stories
about it, right from different people.
Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
And it's it's not bad. Yeah. I mean I didn't
have as great an experience as Gimpie did, but I
was fined by Monday. Maybe a couple adjustments. You're like, hey,
whoa right for me, that was the stitches catching on
my under route, probably right, yeah, probably right. Biggest concerns
(01:28:21):
not taking Yeah, that was my biggest concern because you
hear stories of it. Not it can. The way I
was told to me is the doctor sears it, clips it,
and then moves them where they can't find each other, right,
and that they will naturally try to reconnect on their own. Yeah.
And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
I don't know about you, but it took me many
and many many many many many many many, many, many,
many many samples mailed.
Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Off, not to make a n y yes, yeah, not right,
not tiny little samples, but a whole lot of them.
Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Because I went through it was like it seemed like
six months or more of mailing off samples to make
sure that the pipes are cleared, and finally one day,
They're like, okay, you're good to go, And then that
day we celebrated spent many twenty minute bathroom break with
the door locked, phone in hand.
Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
I can only imagine Gibbey going, oh if I don't
do it right, I bet I do it again. Yo,
I didn't read where it said don't send it on
a Friday, right, that's the time only time you got. Yeah. Uh,
If your life had a mascot, what would it be, lindsay, hmmm.
Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
Uh, a poodle by because of my curly hair.
Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Himpy. That's a fun one. I've never thought about that.
Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
If my life had a mascot, it would be I
don't know, a capuchin monkey. Fun just because they're kind
of aloof smokes cigarettes and throw beeces at each other.
Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
I've never seen one smoke a cigarette. But yeah, I'm
picking a raccoon weird hours, constantly all over the place,
not really sure what their intent is. Okay, what's happening
feels a little chaotic. Raccoon life feels chaotic.
Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Eats garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
To you, it's garbage that's delicious. Yeah, would you rather
eat chimpanzee jerky or hippo bacon?
Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Hippo bacon chimpanzee, it's still cuter than a hippo.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Gimpy.
Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
I think I'm going hippo bacon on that one. Chimpanzees
are too close to humans.
Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Good point.
Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Now you may have just changed my mind. Jerk. Yeah, Okay, bacon,
I know what I mean. Bacon. First of all, there
are any other bacons besides pig bacon, beef bacon, and
turkey bacon.
Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
I've never eat turkey bacon, but not the beef bacon,
but that just sounds weird.
Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Turkey bacon sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
I've had good turkey bacon. But let's be clear. It's
just called bacon. Yeah, it's not made the same way
bacon is made. It's not salted, it's not cured. Yes,
it's just sliced. It's like deli meat essentially. I mean,
I feel like both those are wins. I'll go with
(01:31:42):
hippo bacon, assuming it's cured. I would eat both of those.
I'd eat a chimpanzee. Like it's knowing. What's something you
think people over complicate Lindsey.
Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Masturbation.
Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Huh, gimp, pretty simple, everything right? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Politics okay, uh, if you could go back in time,
punch one person in the face, you appear, punch in
the disappear. Who would you punch and when would you
do it? I love that.
Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
My cousin Tracy.
Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Why what Tracy do to you?
Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
She's reckless, she's borrowed money, she's lied. Yeah, okay, he's
done a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
GIMPI a guy named Walter in the eighth grade, right
before he parted in my face.
Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Oh, going to give you pink eye?
Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Oh he didn't give me pink eye. I'm just taste it. Uh.
I'm going back to March twenty eight to twenty sixteen,
and I'm punching every member of the Cincinnati Zoo's Dangerous
Animal Response Team. Right, they changed everything.
Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
That's the day Harambi was shot. If you don't, if
you know, you know, get this trained back on the
tracks for real. If you had to become a professional
wrestler tomorrow, what would your ring name be?
Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Boobs McGhee, I don't know, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Gimpy's Gimpy, the Great camp be the greats or the
Gimpster the Gimpster, Yeah like that.
Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
I'm gonna go with the clerk, okay, or maybe the cleric.
I don't know. Do you the office manager. Okay, I'd
have my clipboard taking notes, and my finishing move would
be technically the technically there you go. I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Do you hit them over the head with your clipboard?
Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
No subtle down boobs? Do you hit them in the
face with Yeah, you motor boat them whatever. That's a
fun way to go suffocate them. Somebody should. I don't
know why we haven't seen that in wrestling, like as
a finishing move. I don't think we have. I mean, the.
Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
The the era where they're like everything was really risky, right,
degenerationis I feel like we saw some version of those things,
but not continually.
Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
Yeah, but they were never really big breasted women anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Oh yeah, they were all thin, skinny, fair boobs, portioned
it to their size. Yeah, you know, but not like
back in the days of the gorgeous ladies of wrestling.
Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
You know, I'm talking about Kori. You remember those days. Yeah,
the glow days has some of them big ol' hefty
gals out there. Yeah. This doesn't say that it's been
a real thing. It's there are apparently there's one with
that involves.
Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
WWE Hall of Famer Molly Holly, an old school ww
agent once professionally asked her to perform a motor boat
on Trish Stratus during a match in two thousands, to
which Trustetus said.
Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
No, come on, the guys would like it, the audience
would love it. I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Back in the mid nineties that wrestler Yoko Zuna. Oh yeah,
he would because he's a big, old fat sumo gay yep.
Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
And he would sit right on her face. Yeah, yeah,
that was That was one of his moves. Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
And he wore like a traditional garment yeah, I believe
it looked like a thong. Yeah. And he had his
whole ass just hanging out looking like Lizzo. You should
bring up Lizzo a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
He love her, Yes, secretly crushes on Lizzo.
Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
I threw my fair back. Check my mail. He does
bonds I drop. I was trying to remember what it
was called. It was an aerial maneuver where he would
sit on the second rope, wait for an opponent to
be laid out flat on their back, and then leap
backward to crush them with his massive weight. Yeah is
(01:37:02):
his ass, that's fantastic. He's dead now, right, I think, oh?
Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
I think he died in two thousand. Okay, I was
gonna say two thousand and six, but yeah, okay. He
died in his sleep from a pulmonary in endema in
his seventh floor room at a hotel in Liverpool while
on wrestling tour for UK for All Star Wrestling Wow.
It was found by his cruise transport manager paramedic scan
(01:37:34):
of the room. It took six men to move his body.
Why he's a big old boy. He was widely reported
he died of heart failure or heart attack, but it
was found to be incorrect due to his lung showing
severe signs of fluid blockage.
Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Yeah, he got inducted to the Hall of Fame twelve
years later because then it was time.
Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
I always love when they do that. Wait, not like
a year, what happened in year twelve? They're like, it's time.
Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
I mean eleven years passed by, and we're like, okay, yeah,
but that's eleven years the pass where you got to
reintroduce him to everybody. Yeah, exactly, So should they do
at the end the next year?
Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
I mean it would hold more weight, it would hold
more it would be more meaningful. I think, like we're
doing it it's still because he died. Yeah, what happened
in twelve the years they were you know what? All
that stuff he did for us pretty good?
Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Yeah, you have a point. Yeah, Boorben House, the Dungeon
Cross series going, it's going pretty good. I'm at like
a pausing point. Stephanie could do the motor boat. Stephanie Vakour.
I've never heard of this one that means the current thing.
She's a current wrestler. Five three. They always look taller, Yeah, yeah,
(01:39:07):
they sure do on TV.
Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Yeah, when I got to meet Dave Batista the one
time Oh Thumb wrestled him.
Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Right, he's stocky dude, but he's not that tall. Didn't
seem like it anyway in real life. Also, I don't
know what's happened to his face, right, Yeah, it's because
of Harami. I don't know. Plane. It looks like he
now looks like the you might remember this as a kid,
where it would have a blank face and use the
magnet and the iron filings. Right, that's what he looks like,
(01:39:36):
minus the big red nose, but a right look up
iron filings face and Dave Batista. Tell me if I'm wrong,
because they look very familiar you could. Probably he should
probably sell.
Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Those and I bet he would make a bunch of
money in licensing because they look so similar.
Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
I don't know how guys do their mustache like that. Yeah,
he is.
Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
I started watching that movie with him and what is it?
The Wrecking Crew and Jason Momoa.
Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
No, The Wrecking Crew.
Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
I started watching it yesterday, but I started watching it
at the wrong time because I was like, I'm laying
in bed just looking for something to fall asleep too,
and I'll be damned if I didn't get into it.
And I was like, Okay, I got to turn the
TV off because I really want to watch this whole movie.
Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
And from what I watched, it was pretty good. It
was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Uh. Dave Batista's character is like a Navy seal, you know,
of course he is captain or something like that. And
then Jason Momoa's character is like a cat rides a
motorcycle and then somehow they get in trouble with.
Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
The yoko Zuna or nothing yakuza.
Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Sorry, I still thinking of wrestling or whatever. I was like, Okay,
this seems like a good movie. I'm gonna have to
go back and watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
He's got like gray hair. Now. The picture I saw
of him, I was like, it's been a while where
he looked like the iron filing face. Yeah, he's sixty
huh yeah, gone through some changes. Yeah. He used to
be like you'd see him unrestling, go goodness.
Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Right, and then the age caught up to him, the
lack of wrestling, and now you're like, what is this.
He was on a Mister Beast video and I was like,
who's that And I was like, that's Dave Batista. All right,
we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
We'll be back the Big Med Morning Show return. Burger
King is now introducing the Whopper Guarantee.
Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
H What is the guarantee?
Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
What were they doing before?
Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
I mean it was just the promise, right, I hope.
So this is uh apparently a way to answer feedback
from the fans. Customers receive an unsatisfactory Whopper sandwich can
request a remake and they'll receive a digital for a
(01:42:01):
complimentary Whopper on their next visit. H And there'll be
a QR code on the inside of the whopper box
to expedite this.
Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Uh. Okay, so you got a bad whopper and they're
gonna give you a replacement whopper and then a coupon
for another whopper that you may not be satisfied with.
Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Them, right, what if you're not satisfied with it twice? Right?
I mean I kind of made the expectation that they
were already doing this. That's what I thought too.
Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
If you didn't like it, you could be like, hey,
excuse me, ma'am, sir, this wopper sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
I would like a replacement. Well, they apparently put out
a phone number and a texting number asking guests to
share feedback four months ago. And I think that's a
wild idea. With an organization that has so many locations,
you're gonna to filter through those things? Is wild.
Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Trolls, troll Let's just do trolls a loan, right, But
how do you're hoping someone's gonna go, hey, let's put
the time and temp on the clock out?
Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
You know what I mean? You're you're hoping you're getting
that unit, You're gonna get that unicorn, right, But the
amount of information is it hot in here? Is the
heat on?
Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
It is so hot?
Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
It's roasting in here. It feels fine to me?
Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
A free be broken.
Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
And now okay, sorry, I'm just sitting here going it's
is this a taint? I know you guys are working
outside the day. I'll shut up.
Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
Because I'll just go to another room and a be
air condition anyway to decipher through all of those things
and find the one that.
Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Would take forever.
Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Yea, And what do you need to change when it
comes to something like that? The Whopper has been the
way that it is and has been their signature burger
for so long for a reason.
Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Yeah, what are you going to change? Why would you
change anything?
Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
I was just trying to think. When I go to
Burger King, I can't even remember the last time, but
I've I've never ordered anything off of that menu besides
the Whopper or a Whopper Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Their chicken sandwich is pretty solid.
Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
Never had it.
Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
They had the chicken fries. Those are really good. I
think their fish sandwich was pretty solid. In the Whopper.
Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Here's here's my feedback that you didn't ask for, and
that is lean in on the Whopper. Yeah, make it
about the Whopper more than ever. Yeah, and make the
stores spotless. There always feels so dirty when you're in there,
that is the truth. So change the color scheme because
(01:44:57):
always feels like a dark place. Yeah, because they haven't
changed in fifty years. It's really been the same thing.
Maybe you're right, Popeyes did it. Popeyes changed their look,
revamped their stores a little bit, and here you go in.
You're like, oh, no, my bet, no, the bet McDonald's
(01:45:19):
changed the way there's look. Yes, although they seem more
corporate d and ticky tank, they've always been corporated, you know.
I mean it just seems like, I don't know, they
don't look the same like before they were just like
there used to be that one on ninety first Memorial.
Remember that one is a real old school and had
the single arch out there in the yard, right, and
it separated it from all the other McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
But now it's like we're making all the McDonald's look
the same. Man, they're all just brown boxes. I always
love when people are like, oh, it's one of the originals.
I'm like, bitch, it's at ninety first Memorial, right, it
ain't one of the originals.
Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
It was a retro look, which is yes, which was great. Yeah,
but that's that's what I mean by that.
Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Yeah, I I don't don't have a reason, and that
this is gonna sound stupid. Make your food better. Okay,
I know that sounds like they weren't trying, but I'm
sure they were. Besides the whopper, just make and you're
not gonna beat the other guys, right, You're not gonna
(01:46:18):
beat the other fries that are known for being the
best fries, right right, right, that's just where they're at.
So you're probably right. Take what you're really good at,
in this case, be the whopper.
Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
Focus in on that. You can have various different versions
of the whopper. I guess as long as it's the
same premise. Maybe that's some bacon.
Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
Take a page out of the out of Arby's what
they do. They leaned into the beef sandwich. Yeah, we
got the meats right. They took ownership in something, and
I think that that's what they should do at Burger King.
Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Completely lean in, make it about the whopper. Hell make
your building look like a whopper.
Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
I don't know. Yeah, that's not a bad idea pople
to go in there.
Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
I mean, if ever, if you're going to give away
a free whopper with a complaint about the whopper that
you previously ordered, what's to say? What's to stop people
from complaining about the whopper just to get the free whopper.
Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Right, The idea of going, well, I'll try it again
because last time I wasn't good.
Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
That's not a good angle. No, I don't think that's
a good market.
Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
That's not we do it good right, And that could
just be that location that made a bad whopper. You know,
you take a cup on and go another one. Apparently
on their website they have you can talk to Tom,
the president of BK, and they have a phone number here, right.
I think that's the thing that they were selling is
and leave him the message.
Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
It feels very desperate to save the franchise.
Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
I think he's trying. I think they're trying.
Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
And to be honest, there would be nothing wrong with
taking some of these restaurants that have been around for
god god knows how long, like McDonald's Burger King, and
then just weeding them out, closing him down and let'sthing
new come up. Because it's been the same burger, it's
been the same sandwich, it's been the same whopper, it's
(01:48:06):
been the same Big Mac, it's been the same you
know nuggets for forever, for decades, and there's nothing wrong
with just like, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
We had a good run.
Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Instead of squeezing every little bit of juice that we
can out of this, just be like, hey, we've been
around for seventy five years.
Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Let's shut the doors, give them, let somebody, let somebody
else just come in. There's too much brand name and
the word burger came in and out come in a
little Rallies or Checkers or something like that. Yeah, no,
there's too much brand awareness. I guess that's worth millions
and millions of dollars. Right, I would have known, have
they ever hired whoever they think is the top dog?
(01:48:48):
I would guess McDonald's and hire their food development person,
just steal them.
Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Well, you know what we should do with this wapper.
We should have two wall beef patties. Let us tomatoes, onions,
special sauce.
Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
On a system we see bun. But McDonald's always done
a great job of having the thing, but then in
always having a new thing. I guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
They had the salads and a cup for a little while,
shake them up, right, They had the Michael thank you listen.
If it distracts me, yeah, you should know that it
must be really bad because I don't typically just get
unhinged for no, I sure whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
You think they didn't pay the AC bill? Do you
think they didn't pay the AC bill? What's it say?
Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
It says it's seventy six. Agrees in here.
Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
Here we are, there's people outside working in like one
hundred degree weather, and we're like, it's seventy six. This
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
Well, that's what happens when you're at the top man.
The sun gets to us before it gets down there.
We're on the top floor.
Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
It's set at cool and it set it seventy one.
It's always said it seventy one.
Speaker 2 (01:50:02):
Yeah, no, earlier it was fault reazing. You know what
it is? I bet they're working on it because it's leaking.
And so we got off gig it. We're just telling
talking about this. We got off the elevator and you
thought you were tripping balls because the walls movie they're melting,
But it's because the water was leaking from the I
bet they're working on it. Probably, So wait wait till.
Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Ten guys, for real, Your boy knows right, I'm gonna
have to send them a mess and be like, hey,
next time we have the AC guys in, can you
do it? After we're such babies we're like, I don't
know if I can do the podcast seventy six in here?
Oh my god, I have to strip all my clothes
off and walk in there and does Meanwhile, the fields
(01:50:45):
like outside these you know, you guys are laying asphalt
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
Can we get some fans in here? Yeah, we're windows.
Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
Okay, I'm acclimated. It's different, right, it's different. I'm sure
you complain about your job when it's hot. Yes, of course,
when my buddy works in a manufacturing building, wedding and stuff. No,
acy heard you complain about it being seventy six, right,
(01:51:20):
I don't tell you, man. I keep it at like
seventy in here, right. I want my hands like icicles.
I keep a coat in here. That's not a lie,
right for on a summer day. So you put your
like a cold in here, and it keeps me spry. Yeah,
that whirl perspiring, my shirt sticking to me, not even perspiring.
Speaker 1 (01:51:43):
I'm just warm. I'm just a scoche above uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (01:51:56):
There's a little shine.
Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
I'm a greasy boy. It's always a little shine. Allright.
We need a water station. You take a break. We'll
be back. If you're listening to the big Man Morning Show.
(01:52:25):
I have some crazy headlines to read. You're really crazy.
So this head of court over in England, she was killed.
She got hit in the head with a hammer twenty
one times, right on July eighth. That happened this year, right,
(01:52:47):
twenty one times. So like just swing your hand twenty
one times.
Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
Like.
Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
That's a lot. That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
Engine feels like ten. Yeah, now I had eleven more. Yeah,
you really getting your point across.
Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
There's not much of a head left after that. No,
and that's where she got hit. Was it head? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:53:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:53:09):
Who did it?
Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
They got the guy?
Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
Oh uh.
Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
She was found by a gardener lying face down on
her kitchen floor. I bet she was. I bet you were.
It was? She say, face down, face down? How would
they know? I think they're just making an assumption right
in their teeth. Threa at the bottom of the pile.
I don't know, Yah, smashed twenty one times. I don't
(01:53:37):
I couldn't do anything like that. No, you know what,
that's not true. Anybody who's ever done things like that,
they weren't like I could do that someday.
Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Right, No, you just fucking do it. It's in all
the rage. All the rage that you build building up
all your life comes out in that one moment.
Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
Perhaps I think it's more of the the inlin the moment.
The thing is, it feels like justice to you. Yeah,
you know most of the people that do really heinous
things to them, it feels like justice. Yeah. Wait, we
don't think it's justice. And it feels like justice. You
were wronged.
Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
That person was wronged in one way or the other,
and they feel like they're getting them back and that's
that's how they felt like getting them back at Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
All right, here's the other one. This one's married teacher
had sex with boy after blindfolding him, trying to bed
and tickle him. Okay, well, I mean it's just playful fun.
So I have two daughters, and there's this thing that
(01:54:41):
I don't know why strangers, particularly grandpa's not their grandpa's,
but people that could be like they do that tickle,
They try to emulate that tickling. I'm like, giggee, because.
Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
It makes them laugh, and you know, making children laugh
is funny. Laughter is contagious, and you know it brings
a smile to it. They put your guardie down because
what it is, it puts your guard down, that's why.
Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
You and they're squirming and the next thing you know,
they squirmed right out of their pants.
Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
No, I think they don't know. You think, oh, they
think they're just oblivious kids. Yes, oh, I thought we
was talking about the old people. But kids notoriously want
to please adults, so they just will obey, right, okay, right,
I know some kids defy, but typically overwhelmingly kids will
just try to appease an adult because we were always
(01:55:34):
raised to respect your elders, do what they say, you know,
don't don't talk bad.
Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
I don't think it's that. No, No, I think I
think that is true that that happens. But I think
that psychologically, you look to those people as your leaders
and the people showing you guidance. So therefore you're like, yeah,
I want to show you that I can do this.
I want you happy, right, that type of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:55:55):
So give your uncle a hug.
Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
Right, I've never done that. I got in a conversation
with my somebody in my family and they they were like, well,
they don't want to hug me. I'm like, okay, well
I'm I'm their so, and so they should give me.
I'm like not if they don't want to. I'm not
raising them to obey. I'm raising them to be independent
thinkers and want to give you a hug. Right, Well,
(01:56:18):
I don't think that's right. Well, let me get you
a comment card because I don't care. Here's a really
fun thought question. If a man was going to put
his name out there and his phone number saying he
(01:56:39):
was available, what man would get the most hookups? Think
of celebrity?
Speaker 1 (01:56:45):
Right? What famous mail if they posted their phone number
and said I'm open for business?
Speaker 3 (01:56:54):
Are we talking single celebrities?
Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
If that makes you happy?
Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
Leonardo DiCaprio, okay, because you got to think globally, yeah, right,
you don't want to go too young, right, because you've
got to appeal to the older demos as well.
Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
Right right, you're trying to get the most numbers, cast
the whitest net. I don't know if Leonardo DiCaprio is
the best choice, right, Ronaldo Christiano Ronaldo? Do you know
he's named after who? Ronald Reagan? This dad was a
giant Ronald Reagan fan. Weird, But what would who would
(01:57:36):
that be? Who would that person be? I think we
can pick apart Leonardo DiCaprio. Is he checked the boxes
of world. Yeah, of course, but I've also he's also
got this like playboy type of attitude.
Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
A lot of people have to be like, I don't know,
you've been around the block a few times. Yeah, George
Clooney comes to mind. Okay, he might be too old
for the twenty something. Okay, well then here's one for
he is gonna blow your mind. John Stamos. Oh yeah,
fucking John Stamos oldest shit right, gets the older demographic,
(01:58:10):
but still has buck Yeah still right him so much? Right, So,
I mean he's still got the good hair, he's got
the good skin. You know, you look at him, you're.
Speaker 2 (01:58:18):
Like shit, all right. I mean if I was twenty five,
I fuck him.
Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
I heard the best John Stamos story when I went
back home to Indiana.
Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
So a front of what how does that have the
connection of because he just mentioned him no, no, no,
no to Indiana.
Speaker 3 (01:58:33):
Oh well, because when I went back home, a friend
of mine from Indiana got married and in in Disney world,
I know, he got married to Epcot Center, and John
Stamos has a big Disney connection, Like he's he's played
drums at Eva Center and stuff, and like whenever something
(01:58:56):
new opens. He's usually there, I guess. And a big
group of friends were at their wedding at Epcot and
they made this whole giant like group text and they
were like, hope, maybe we'll run into John Stamos and
he can play a tune for you at your wedding.
And they made like different AI pictures and every group
(01:59:19):
picture that they would make, they would post a picture
of John SteamOS in it, like funny pictures, you know,
And all of a sudden they get off of the
bus and there's fucking John SteamOS, Like holy shit, John
Semos is here. And they ran up to him. They're like,
(01:59:41):
oh my god, you're actually here. And they showed him
in the group text and all the pictures that they posted,
and so what he did. He made a video for
them and like you guys, manifested me here I am
and he like congratulated the bride and groom and made
them a personalized, like cameo video for them. It was
the coolest thing.
Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
He is still a good looking man. Six You know
what his connection is, He's a Disney adult, Like he
loves Disney. He's a giant collector of Disney stuff, Like
he's that person we make funnel. Yeah, that's his connection.
So they call there was like, hey, John's available, right.
Speaker 3 (02:00:19):
Ain't because it was a new roller coaster that had
opened at that time for the opening.
Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
He's a Disney nerd or mousehead or whatever. I mean,
good for him, who cares. He's got looks to just
do it. I don't hate the John Samos. I don't
know if he has enough like European Asian appeal.
Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
I don't know, maybe not a notoriety. They may not
know him over there, but I mean I think if
you're like, yeah, if you just show him a picture,
they're like, hey, you want to fuck this guy? And
they'd be like yeah, but you know it's more of
they just post it. And then I think he's too young.
I think he's too young.
Speaker 3 (02:00:59):
I don't know. I'm I mean, my mom's seventy one
and she would fuck him.
Speaker 2 (02:01:04):
Yeah, but I'd like to present evidence. But I don't hate.
Those are all great picks. Like for example, you can't
pick Patrick Mahomes. He's too regional.
Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
He's too American, right right, he doesn't have enough international appeal.
Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
And you could maybe pick uh. I don't know Mick Jagger,
I'm told I know, I'm trying to do a thought experiment.
I think he's too.
Speaker 3 (02:01:35):
Old, Pierce Brosnan.
Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
No, No, he doesn't look quite the same as you. No,
you need to look him up. Okay, you said that
because you garnered the days he was on double O seven.
Speaker 2 (02:01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:01:48):
Yeah, I mean he's great out, but he's still That's
like saying Richard gear.
Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:01:57):
If you said Richard, I'd still fuck Peer Brosman.
Speaker 2 (02:02:01):
Jesus, how old is he?
Speaker 3 (02:02:02):
Seventy three? Holy shit, seventy three? I still do him.
Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
I don't know if I fucking seventy three. I shouldn't
say that, right, fifty one, that's not that far away. No,
I know my wife's the oldest person I've ever had
sex with. Oh, same for her. By the way, I'm
gonna ask her Amy, the oldest person you've ever had
sex with? You had sex with another fifty year olds? Right? Well,
(02:02:31):
there's this one time in college. Ah fuck yeah, careful
what you asked for. Uh, I'm trying to think of
other mass appeal male yeh No, Like, yeah, I don't
even really know who that is. But that doesn't mean well,
(02:02:51):
it doesn't an appeal.
Speaker 3 (02:02:54):
He's yeah, he's appealing, Idris Elba.
Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
I don't think so, because still people are racist. Oh
that's a point, they just are.
Speaker 3 (02:03:06):
I mean, yeah, but he was the people's sexiest man,
alne I doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
No Wiley's ugly as fuck man, noted GIMPI wouldn't fuck him.
Speaker 2 (02:03:18):
No, Like some of these younger pictures, you're like, all right,
but like current, you're like, oh god, what.
Speaker 3 (02:03:23):
If they give you a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
I mean, there's not much I wouldn't do for a
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
But I mean, come on, we're just talking about sex
appeal and he does not have it, Okay, okay, And I.
Speaker 2 (02:03:36):
Have question whether Noil Wiley has enough international appeal.
Speaker 3 (02:03:39):
Yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (02:03:40):
I think that's where the problem is when it comes
to that sort of thing. It's the international part.
Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
Oh, this is a good one. Pedro Pascal. I know
he would have sex with me. I depends on what
month it was.
Speaker 3 (02:03:56):
I don't I don't think. I don't think that people
would because he I think women find him a little narcissistic.
Really yeah, I think that they don't like his personality. Okay,
you don't, No, I actually I actually like him.
Speaker 2 (02:04:15):
I've never heard that because I've always heard he's a
super nice guy. Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:04:20):
I maybe maybe I'm wrong, but I I have I
have heard others so, and I've also heard that he
is both that he's bisexual. I don't think women straight
women are attracted to bisexual men.
Speaker 2 (02:04:35):
What women do you think are attracted to bisexual men?
Not lesbians? Right? I know?
Speaker 3 (02:04:40):
But I want they want straight women want straight men.
They don't want a man also inderted to a man.
Speaker 2 (02:04:48):
No, that's not how it works.
Speaker 1 (02:04:51):
You sure, yeah, I think guys will take a bisexual
woman any day.
Speaker 2 (02:04:56):
I think the argument you're making is that there aren't
enough bisexual women. There are, no, there are not A
straight woman would for sure get with a bisexual man,
because they don't go give me your rundown. They just go, oh,
you're interested me, we have chemistry. Let's and then you
find out they're bisexual or you already know them as
being bisexual. They don't have them fill out a resume,
(02:05:17):
you know what I mean. They don't wear a sign
this says not bisexual. I'm on the home man away team.
Speaker 3 (02:05:25):
Oh, football players not big enough.
Speaker 2 (02:05:28):
Unless you're thinking soccer, even though the Super Bowls big
and the NFL is big, it is not globally appealing
like soccer. Like Rinaldo is a great one. Yeah, David
Beckham is a great one. Even though I think he
looks old.
Speaker 3 (02:05:43):
He's still hot. But Travis Kelsey you could put on
there because but Taylor Swift has made him even more popular, for.
Speaker 1 (02:05:51):
Sure, but not as popular as her, not even in
the same zip code, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
Yeah, but he's got his podcast too.
Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Not globally he's gotty craft beer. Not all those think
of it like this. This is a great example I
heard on this topic, and that is in Asia you
can buy period panties in a vending machine. That just
doesn't transcend to American culture. So those the podcasting stuff
doesn't transcend the other way. Not always, not on everything,
(02:06:27):
Michael B. Jordan, Maybe yeah, Chriss Worse said people are
still Yeah, Chris ems Worst.
Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
Possibly he's a dude. What about Elon? You want international recognition? No,
you don't think so, not even for the money.
Speaker 3 (02:06:44):
I mean, if you thought that you were going to
get them where.
Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
My head's at. But you're just trying to get dates.
Speaker 3 (02:06:50):
But if you're getting, if you're only getting you know, fucked.
You're not getting any money.
Speaker 1 (02:06:57):
You're getting at least goodie bags after you're done, they hear,
thanks for swinging by.
Speaker 2 (02:07:02):
Here's a Rolex and I'm gonna make a not shocking statement.
Chris Hemsworth's wife is a smoke show.
Speaker 3 (02:07:11):
Yes, she's very naturally beautiful, exactly, that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
She's famous. Yeah, I mean yeah, she's got six million
followers on Instagram. I'd say she's partially famous.
Speaker 3 (02:07:22):
Well, but that's I mean, she's not an actress, Yes she.
Speaker 2 (02:07:24):
Is, yes, elsa, Yeah, what was she in? I think
she's a Latin actress. Goodness gracious. Yeah, she's a Spanish
model and actress and with blue eyes for fifty years old.
By golly, are you looking at her? Are you looking
(02:07:45):
at her Instagram? No? Not yet, but I'm about to
go go and scroll down to you see her in
like a like I don't know what this thing is,
but it's like a lacy silver thing. She looks. She's
ridiculously hot. Oh for fifty you're right, gimpie. Yeah, I
(02:08:08):
can stretch and kick ah fifty Yeah. Good for her,
good for him, good for them. Yeah, he's so. I
want to bromance with him. He is so freaking cool.
He seems like a good guy, you know, sit down
and chill and hang out with. He has this thing
on that GEO where he does all these crazy things,
(02:08:28):
and he did one where he found out they did
a test and found out he had some like diseased
thing you had to get taken care of. And they
would have never happened if he wouldn't have done these
shows for National Geographic. Yeah, I mean just the way
he communicated, You're like, you're a good dude.
Speaker 3 (02:08:43):
Had he found out that he had the marker for Alzheimer.
Speaker 2 (02:08:45):
That's what it was. He's only forty two. That's why
she got with. She's like, I got a younger guy,
and he's like, I fucking got a hotie.
Speaker 3 (02:08:53):
Her birthday was just like three days ago.
Speaker 2 (02:08:55):
Oh good, well, happy birthday there? Uh who was Tom Brady's?
What's Jiselle? She's hotter than Justsell and I think Lle's beautiful,
but this girl looks like a million bucks. I don't
know if Giselle still looks the same as she used to.
What do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:09:12):
Because she's she's aged a little bit, she's younger than
this woman's forty six.
Speaker 3 (02:09:17):
Yeah, her birthday was yesterday, but.
Speaker 2 (02:09:19):
She's still I think, listen, we're splitting Harrison. She's a ten. Yeah,
that's truth. Any of these women are tens. Not that
I didn't expect Hemsworth to have a beautiful partner, right,
but I don't know she You look at her and
you're like, you don't look like every other ten. Now,
(02:09:40):
you don't look like Kate Upton ten. You're Robbie.
Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
Yeah you realized she was only forty six. I thought
she was a lot older than that. We're the same age.
Speaker 2 (02:09:52):
M huh yeah, right, no, shut out. Well, age wasn't
the problem. I don't know if you're a where don't.
I don't think age was the thing that was holding
you back. Age is if you ever want to slum
it up, slum it up? Oh man, you know what
I could use? I can use some fat turd from Tulsa, Oklahom.
Speaker 3 (02:10:16):
Oh god, how about Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 2 (02:10:20):
Okay, I think that's a good argument. I don't have
any argument against that.
Speaker 3 (02:10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:10:25):
I think the Marvel movies did him some good, you know,
doing good.
Speaker 1 (02:10:29):
He just had another one going out so far as
like international recognition is what I what I meant by that.
Speaker 2 (02:10:34):
Yeah, you're probably not wrong. I mean he does not
look like we just had this conversation about somebody else
and he was sixty. This guy's sixty one and he
looks every year of it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:10:47):
What about musicians Lenny Kravitz, I don't know. Yeah, I
don't know. Oh yeah, I don't know. People are still racist.
Speaker 2 (02:10:56):
Yeah, and then he's culturally people are racist. Yeah, yeah,
that's not I don't need an email. That's not. I'm
not judging you all. I'm just saying that, like, that's
the reality of the world. Some people aren't. You go
to Hawaii. They don't like Mainlanders call you howlies. That
that just is life. Like Chris Martin, Chris Martin, I
(02:11:25):
think you got to put him in the same argument
as Rinaldo or Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (02:11:31):
Oh yeah, Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
Yeah, we never did mention that guy. I mean, he's
still pretty hot being old. Not Brad Paisley. Nobody cares
about him.
Speaker 2 (02:11:45):
I wanted to see the list of sexiest people alive. Uh,
Matt Damon, Bradley Cooper, Okay, Harrison Ford that he just
caught up to him.
Speaker 3 (02:12:04):
He so his birthday was recently too, what is it
with me and birthdays? But somebody had mentioned like, hey, you,
A reporter had said to him, you still are sexy
as hell and your body looks amazing, and it took
(02:12:25):
him off guard and he said, I can't help it.
I was blessed with good jeens. I guess like he
didn't know really what to say.
Speaker 2 (02:12:34):
What do you say? Right? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (02:12:37):
Because he's eighty or something something like eighty one?
Speaker 2 (02:12:41):
Maybe even what about Tom Cruise?
Speaker 3 (02:12:45):
No, yeah, fucker's too little.
Speaker 2 (02:12:48):
It doesn't matter. You want international recognition.
Speaker 3 (02:12:50):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (02:12:51):
Yeah, he may be weird. All these people are weird,
you know, but he.
Speaker 3 (02:12:54):
Is super duper weird with his scientology.
Speaker 1 (02:12:57):
All yeah, we're not talking about a relation ship. No,
I'm talking about a hook up.
Speaker 2 (02:13:01):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (02:13:02):
And with international recognition and looks, he might be at
the top of the list.
Speaker 2 (02:13:07):
Yeah, I think that's a I think that's a good
one to list on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (02:13:12):
John Stamos right there, neck and neck the Rock, The
Rock could do it. He's got international recognition and he's beavy.
Speaker 3 (02:13:22):
Paul Rudd, Yeah, I don't think he's not on.
Speaker 2 (02:13:27):
The same level looks wise as any of the other ones.
Chris Pratt, Chris, he's so douchey. Yeah, he's so douchey.
You do read what he did to his his wife?
Speaker 3 (02:13:39):
What wife? Which one?
Speaker 2 (02:13:40):
Anna faris? Do you treated her like shit? Like she
was going through some stuff? And he was like, bye, yeah,
that's the story. Calm down, Chris Pratt fans.
Speaker 3 (02:13:52):
What about oh the baseball player ex baseball player retired.
Speaker 2 (02:13:58):
Pete Rosse, No, Nolan Herscheiser, Rodriguez.
Speaker 3 (02:14:07):
He dated, he dated Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 2 (02:14:11):
Oh, that fucking gave her herpes?
Speaker 3 (02:14:16):
What a rod?
Speaker 4 (02:14:18):
Yeah, he gave her herpes. I read that somewhere. Derek Jeter, Derek.
Speaker 3 (02:14:26):
Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, who gave Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (02:14:33):
Lopez herpes? There's no credible evidence that Jennifer Lopez. This
says Jennifer Lopez gave herpes to somebody.
Speaker 1 (02:14:46):
Okay, I knew that story. I heard it somewhere and
it was the baseball player as well. I can't remember
a Rod or fucking Jeter, whichever one. They're all, all
of them are full of sand.
Speaker 3 (02:14:57):
Have herpees justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1 (02:14:59):
M hm.
Speaker 3 (02:15:02):
I don't know, I know, I know, I know. I
don't know either.
Speaker 2 (02:15:05):
I don't know. It's a hard quantify thing to quantify,
but I think there's something completely different about Jennifer justin
Timberlake and Ronaldo and Brad Pitton and Clooney and Beckham,
you know what I mean. It feels like a different
tier And I gink, you got it. You gotta be
in that upper tier.
Speaker 1 (02:15:25):
Can you imagine being like just somebody who's super accomplished,
super attractive.
Speaker 2 (02:15:31):
Has money and you're like, eh, you're not good. Doesn't
fucking matter. The guy that brought sexy back just couldn't
maybe not sexy back exactly. Yeah, he's sexy ish. Weird.
How you you send a note and how the air
is working again? Amazing how that works out? Does Jennifer
(02:15:55):
Lopez shave for pubic here? It's an interesting auto phil?
Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
I wonder how many people question that enough for it
to auto phil and how are they gonna know?
Speaker 2 (02:16:07):
How are they gonna know?
Speaker 1 (02:16:08):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:16:08):
Says. She's openly stated that she prefers to shave rather
than wax, specifically sharing that she shaves her pubic area herself,
oh the boy's waxing, because she doesn't like having other
people doing it, and only waxes her eyebrows. She detailed
her grooming routine in an interview with a Lure magazine,
(02:16:29):
where she explained that she shaves frequently to maintain a
smooth look for her busy schedule and shoots some performances.
You could read more about it. Nope, don't need to
chase and momoa. No, oh you don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:16:42):
No. Maybe back in the day, back in the day,
back in the the Game of Thrones days when he
was like ripped, like you watched. I was watching him
last night in that movie with Batista right the Wrecking Crew,
and he probably he gains some weight.
Speaker 2 (02:16:59):
Yeah, I think you you're him? You go ah fuck,
I did it? Alright, he's fine, exactly Kenna Reeves. Is
he sexy? He can be.
Speaker 1 (02:17:11):
I don't think he's patchy beard. I don't think he's
ever been People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. No.
Speaker 3 (02:17:16):
Matthew McConaughey, no ever.
Speaker 2 (02:17:20):
Since he did Dallas Buyer's Club. There's something weird about him.
And then he never got it back, never recovered t
about him being in the stall at a rodeo. Jake
thought he was with a woman that was not It
was Jared Leto. No it wasn't Jared Leto. Jared Letto
(02:17:40):
didn't play the trainny in Dallas Bars club, Yes, but
not his partner. They met later on when he came around. Yeah,
he Jared helped get clients, gotcha, gotcha. No, he thought
he was. He was having sex with the girl. He
was so drunk and whatever in the stall at the rodeo,
and then some guy decided to have his way with
him and he was like, eh, you know, went in Rome.
(02:18:01):
I don't want to be by the way.
Speaker 1 (02:18:03):
I am swatting, like a jumping up on me for real? Whatever,
fuck me in the ass one Yeah, in a minute,
work I have to do keep a thrusting.
Speaker 2 (02:18:20):
Jennifer Lopez has a new photo spread too, does she? Yeah?
I think she's like, what, like something do you want
or something anything like that.
Speaker 1 (02:18:35):
Yeah, good for you, Jennifer Lopez. Real she's a mutant
mass Jennifer Lawrence. That's the wrong Jennifer l.
Speaker 2 (02:18:42):
Goddamn, that's a different research review. Yeah, good for her.
Uh all right, you guys are awesome. Thanks for putting
up with us, and good news. It's cool down to
four so we made we made it work. Thank you
for pulling this dreams on that you guys have a
fantastic week.
Speaker 1 (02:19:08):
Mm hmm
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