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five KMOD. This story is acouple days old, but I saw it
this morning and I was like,this is too good to pass up.
Two teachers in Georgia are in troublefor having sexual relationships with students, and
when one of them was asked whythe she said she's my ride or die

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oh boy, which I guess thatmeans because she, you know, got
involved, then I therefore should getinvolved. I guess if they could do
it, I could do it.So listen, like, I'm just gonna
make this abundantly clear. If thethree of us are out and something happens,

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and maybe somebody tries to start somethingwith Lindsay or Gimpy whatever, I'm
the I'm right there, got youback right. I noticed she didn't say
anything. No, she was someone'sgone. You're on your own, bitches.
I got a bad bath, Igot a little arm, Come on
right, Like, I'm just abeliever in that. Like, I'm in

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it with you. Now. Ifwe're somewhere and you want to steal cash
out of the tip jar, y'areon your own. Band of brothers in
for me at that point, rightright? Were all in this together except
until you break the law, youcommit a crime or like, I'm just
making things up here. But ifwe're at a bar and you decide to

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I don't know, molest somebody,you're on your own. I'm not joining
in, agreed. It's not afree for all grouping. Huh No.
But if someone would start to messwith you, I'm gonna be like,
yo, that's enough, right,try to slow it down at least and
if hands get thrown, then adamn it. Right. And that's a

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pretty short list of people I woulddo that for. But when you want
to commit a if you want tostart raping people, embezzlement and we don't
have to go that. You wantto start selling drugs, I'm out.
There is not not even my brother, There's no one, not even my

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wife. Really, you're shocked thatif my wife starts molesting people, Lindy,
that I'm out that. You raisedyour eyebrows in surprise. I did,
because normally you always say that you'vegot her back. I mean,
you're gonna have her back until thevery end. Yeah, so you would
say she's not coming near our childrenany longer, but I will always have

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her back. Yeah, having yourback does not mean I'm getting involved in
the crime. Correct. Is therea crime she could commit that you would
be like, Okay, No,that's good. I like that. So
let's say short of like jaywalking orsomething minor, like right, you know
what I mean? Yeah, I'musually the jaywalker in the family. There's

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always one always there's always one that'slike not my smoke, and then there's
always one like that's a big deal. Yeah yeah, I mean because jaywalking,
speeding as those are crimes, they'rereally pedomless. Yeah, crimes.
So is there a crime that you'reI could commit that you would be do
I want to say on board,but you get what I'm saying. You'd
be like, Okay, I getit up. I'm still with you.

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There's not a crime. I'm goingto jail for my wife for like take
the wrap for it, right,that's where my head is at, yeah,
or join her in because that's whatwe got two kids. Initially,
that's what's going on here, rightas the teacher was like they're they're they're
humping students, So I'm going tojump in and home some students while I'm
in. I mean, I'm makingthat part up. But when you say

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ride or die, that leads meto believe you're like, Okay, here
we go, right, we're init together. Like burying a body now
not a part of that. Youdidn't kill it. You just got a
bear, right, it's accessory afterthe fact, Like what if this person
that your wife needs to bury hmolested her. Okay, well then we

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have to talk about why you're involved. That still doesn't make you not an
accessory fact, right, right,right, right? Yeah, No,
I'm not. I'm not burying abody. That's a I'm going to know,
what if the person of the bodythat she's burying molested one of your

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kids, would you bury the body? Then? My wife is very assertive.
My wife's a badass. There's noway she's beating me to that punch.
Whichever way you are, right,right, right, that's right right.
You would be the first one totake that on that crime, and
likewise I wouldn't expect her to getinvolved. But yeah, I'm not you'd

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bury a body. You would helpsomebody bury a body, like close friend
husband. I'd love to say no, but I don't know. I guess
it would depend so you don't havea boundary with that. I guess not
wow him be you know, I'dlike to say yes. I'd like to

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say I would. Why would youlike to say yes? Because if somebody
is important enough to you, youwould be there for them regardless. And
like I didn't kill the body,I'm just there to bury it. I'm
just there to like with a shovel, you know. But if we're being
honest with ourselves right now, Ithink I hope so inside i'd be like

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I don't want any part of that. Yeah, I'm with you on,
like I'm there for you. Butalso, just because you start acting a
fool, I don't know what's goingon in your brain chemically, doesn't mean
I'm gonna get involved. See,it depends on how important the person is

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to you. And I say thatbecause you guys know the relationship I have
with my older brother. Yeah right, one hundred percent, like we are
in it together no matter what.And I feel that if he's like,
GIMPI come on, let's go,no questions asked, grab a shovel,
let's go, I'm in one hundredpercent, let's do it right in the
movie the time where he's like Ineed you go with me. You're going

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to huddle a lot of people andyou can't ask any questions and he can't
ask me what going? Yeah,yeah, I get the CA he's like,
what time we leaving exactly? Ifeel like, at least with him,
I probably would anybody else probably not, even if it means you would
be going to jail for life,yeah, Yeah, yeah, I think

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so. I think that's so foolish. Just because you're somebody you care about,
you can care about them and alsonot be a part of a crime.
Yeah. True, that doesn't meanyou That does not mean you care
about them less. I mean,where's your loyalty at? Then your loyalty
ends here? You know what I'msaying, where's your loyalty to me to
not commit a crime and put mein jeopardy. Loyalty is a two way

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street. Absolutely, absolutely, youknow. But it's one of those you
know, this guy's always been therefor me, and I know if I
was like, hey, get ashovel, get in your truck, let's
go, don't ask questions, Iknow he'd be there in a heartbeat.
I guess you and iolets it hasto be the same the other way.
You and I have different definitions.Have been there for you cause to me,
giving me a ride when I'm drunkback to my car is not the

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same as let's go for a possibleten to twenty right right, Hey,
there's this guy that's given me beef. Let's go take care of this issue.
Done done, let's go. Nay, I might go along, but
I don't know if I'm gonna you'regonna sit in the truck. Yeah,
I don't know. If we're gonnado two army. I'm there for support.
Sure you go, you can doeat kick his ass this. Yeah,

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but two people beating up on oneperson? Ah right right, Yeah,
I don't know. Even if likemaybe be like, hey, I
killed someone, can you tell mewhere to bear the body, I'd be
like, well, I'll write downsome places here on a sheet of paper.
Oh, I wouldn't even write themdown. You type that stuff up,

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I mean letting you have the paper. Well, now you've got a
boundary. Well yeah, man,because you know that penmanship can be tracked
back to you. If it's typedup, they can't tell you know.
That's like you see in the moviesall the time where they like write the
ransom note, but they're clipping outmagazine letters and stuff, so they can't
trace it back. Lily, thisis your handwriting, isn't it. Yeah,

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it might be just a movie thing. I don't know if that's a
real thing. I can't imagine chance. I can't imagine you're a psychopath and
you're like, hold on, Igotta cut out some letters. First,
where are you gonna find them?Well, you go to the doctor's off.
What's a modern day person do printout web pages and then cut them?
Stupid? Yeah, different fonts,right, a little comic sense.

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Yeah, it'll impact some wing thingson gothics anyway. Yeah, I don't
know, man, I don't knowif I and if that makes you judge
me solid, I'm completely comfortable withthe stance of I don't want to go
to jail. I don't want tohave to change my name or join an

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a filiation because I'm incarcerated from tento twenty. It's only twenty years.
It's not like we're gonna be inprison together. Maybe nope, mame,
No, it's a possibility. Ifso, you're both in super max and
he ain't associating anyway, It's onlyten to twenty years. It'll go by

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just like that. Oh yeah,it's not like this is a life sentence.
Come on, how much time,lindsay for it to feel like a
life sentence to you? Because tenwould be like, oh yeah, zins
exactly. I feel like even fivewould feel like a life sentence. My
goodness. No, they say,you know, time does fly, and

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it absolutely one hundred percent does untilit's something miserable and then it just like
yes, absolutely, Yeah. Ilike to say years are fast, days
are slow, and when you're chippingthem into the concrete wall of your prison
cell, yeah, I don't haveto ask for a polish rag and a

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rock hammer to pass the time,because there's some good limestone in the yard.
Anyway. These two idiots, huh. So they are pretty young,
actually twenty two and twenty three,and they were bridesmaids in each other's weddings.
They apparently slept with some students betweenOctober of twenty one and January of

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twenty twenty two, and one ofthem allegedly had sex with two different students,
and the other one apparently had sexwith a different student at a different
timeframe, but it within the sameyear range. They should have known that
these boys were rolled in school,like they knew it. They got married

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after all this happened, oh by, so they one of them got married
like in October after it was over, and another one got married in like
I think like January or something likethat after it was over. One of
the guys's husband's already like I'm out. Yeah, but you were wrong but
you weren't married, right, ashappened before you were married. Now I

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sent the picture you could so youcan see I mean the on first of
all, on the horrible scale wedo of teacher rating curve, these are
easily nines. Maybe you could probablymake an argument tens too easy. They're
young, they pretty, and theydon't have much, if any makeup on,
not that in the mug shots.Yeah, yeah, so you doll

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them up a little bit. Hubbahobo. Yeah, they definitely, I
mean, and I could only imagine, and they were these people were freshmen.
These kids were freshmen. Apparently that'swhat my next question was. Yeah,
right, fifteen maybe sixteen maybe forthe kids that filled out the legal
consent. No, that's not howit works. It's not how it works.
They're educators, they're able to manipulatekids. Well, they probably can't

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rape the willing you can't. Actuallyit's not pin them down. Rape isn't
always pinning down. So at thisit's like one of the bottom page's the
very last picture, and they gottheir makeup on, and they went from
teacher nine, right, yeah tomaybe no, I agree, I don't
just some women and maybe I intriguedLindsay's opinion on this. I think someone

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women make themselves less pretty when theyput makeup on. They have like a
natural beauty. I agree, andsome of it like not to go down
the rabbit hole. But some ofyou all put on foundation when you don't
need to. Some of you putlipstick on when you don't need to,
and you're just a prettier person withoutit. Uh, but I agree,
gimp yah. They they their lookchanged dramatically. How can you be prettier

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in your in your mugshot? Rightright? I would rather wake up next
to the mug shot. Guess lie, you would, yes, because they
they say, nineteen fifty women aren'tgoing to bed after you fall asleep to
take their makeup off, right,And they're not waking up before you do
to put their makeup on. Honestly, maybe it's because they're not smiling in
their mugshot. It's like, assoon as they smile, this one's got

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horse teeth and the other ones gota weird nose and a weird mouth.
So as long settle down over there, as long as they stay grumpy,
settle down over there. Judging peopleby their cover, that's what we do,
man and why are you playing withthat hand? When you do it
right, it evens it out thatway. Yeah. So anyway, so

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they're waiting. They could go tojail for twenty five years. Wow,
again, I ain't going to jailfor you my kids. I might go
to jail for my kids. Thatmight be the only gray area. But
even then, I don't know whyI would have the attitude of my kids
have to learn consequence and not somebodyelse like my brother, right or my

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wife right right. That brings backto the question, well, what crime
could they commit that you would goto jail for? And we're talking about
your children now, you know,if let's say, let's say your kid,
she's sixteen, seventeen, maybe eightwhatever, right, gets a little
drunk at a high school party,accidentally hits a pedestrian and kills them.

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Yeah right, and then she callsyou up, Holy crap, I just
hit somebody. They dead. Doyou do you help them bury the body?
Then? I don't know. Iguess that I put faith in the
way I display love for them toknow that I love them, and not
if I'm gonna help dig a holeto put a body in. That's kind

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of my attitude in life. MI rely on other ways that I've shown
them. I love them, notlike I don't think they're gonna be like
he was never there, but damnhe helped me bury a body. Dad,
you said you'd do anything for me. Yeah, yeah, except yeah
or die. I thought that.I thought that meant to like, hey,

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well we'll like hang out together.Right, We're in this together for
life. We'll do another round ofmargs. Oh we'll have sex with high
school studient. I mean, I'veheard of like a wingman, but a
wingman but whoa right takes it toanother level. All Right, we got

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Big nine Morning showing ninety seventy fiveAMoD investment banker arrested after getting intimate with
a tree rot. Yep, thishappened in London, England, where Paulo

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blog he's thirty years old. Hedecided to strip off in Kensington Gardens before
committing a series of lewd acts.He's also accused of loading his underwear with
soil and rubbing his crutch. Hespoiled his pants, yes, soiled,
litter of soil yes, so Apparentlyhe was at Kensington Gardens, which is

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a very picturesque green space sitting justa short walk away from Kensington Palace,
where more than three thousand trees overtwo hundred and forty two acres of land.
The park's website says it has anawesome spectacle of the tree avenues where
veteran trees ground the visitor. Intimes past, he was due in court

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to appear at a crown a Courttrial before a jury, where he confirmed
his name and age, as wellas denying the charge of outraging public decency.
He was there and again rubbed soilaround his crotch area, and then

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he began thrusting into a tree whenhe pulled his pants down. Yeah,
how do we know this? Like, how do they know? Uh?
Witnesses caught him doing it, sometook pictures and turned him over to authorities,
where he was arrested for it.I mean, I think we're gonna

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it's that's a lot of detail.Like so either they were close enough to
see or right in public. Yousee somebody pounding a tree, you're gonna
take some pictures. Are you justgonna try to keep moving? I'd probably
take pictures. I don't know,you're not gonna who's gonna believe what you

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say? Kids? Don't look?That always works? Yeah? Yeah,
look away, look away? Whatare you doing? Guy? What are
you doing? I might I mightgive it. What are you doing?
Yeah? What are you? Probablymore of a a yeah? Yeah,

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rubbing two woods together to make afire. I mean he's definitely getting closer
to nature. Oh god, definitely. Man arrested at dangling a child off
a second floor resort balcony. Thiscomes out of Daytona Beach, Florida,
the day after I left. Sure, yeah, all right, I know

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we left Friday morning. This happenedSaturday night, about eight in the evening.
A thirty one year old guy namedBrandon Gilmore had his four year old
baby, and apparently he met upwith the mother some five hours before the
incident tells the baby mama, Hey, I'm gonna take the child outside and
quote scare him a little bit.And so he takes him outside and dangles

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him upside down from the second floorbalcony from one leg. Oh my,
And that, according to witnesses,is when the child slipped from the man's
hand, falls two stories to theconcrete down below and falls on his head.
Didn't no grass, no nothing,straight concrete. And they say that

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the baby's head immediately turned purple.You could tell he wasn't getting any oxygen.
Video surveillance shows the parents, themom and the dad running downstairs to
the hallway through the hotel downstairs toget the baby, and there's also people
that are in the pool and aroundsaying hey, hey, hey, don't
touch the baby, leave them be. But what they do They took the
baby back upstairs to the room andthen took him to the hospital where he

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was treated for or she I don'tknow. I didn't say what the baby
was. But they took the babyto the hospital where he's treated for blunt
force trauma to the head. DCFgot involved Department of Children and Families,
and of course there's an investigation goingon. Old brand Dong here is in
trouble right now for aggravated child abuse. And who was he to the child?

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The fathers the dead? Yeah,I mean he's really good at scaring
people. Yeah, he did whathe wanted to do. He scared the
baby and scared everybody else downstairs.Uh, let me see if I can
do a gamp be here. Imean, how is he supposed to know
that the kid was gonna fall?I'm sure he wasn't trying to kurt the

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baby. No, we just wantedus scare it a little bit, you
know, dangle it by me personally. I think he was just trying to
do his best Michael Jackson impression.Maybe one I don't know if that's is
that a goal people try to getto some people some people like to go
and then other peoples like to dangletheir babies over a balcony. I and
I wish, and I might haveto do some more digging, But I

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was hoping that it would say whichresort this was at as accordance to like
where I was at, Like wasit the resort next door to the one
that I was staying at, orwas it like a mile down the road.
But it didn't say in here.And I didn't do much research either,
So does does your marriage survive somethinglike that? Statistically, when like

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people lose a baby or something likethat, the marriage typically does not survive
because one party blames another. Inthis scenario, clearly one party is guilty.
I don't know now. To me, standing by like we were talking
about earlier, this would fit intothat. You would, yeah, you

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would stand by him. I meanit was a mistake right now, I'm
confident there were other things. Right, There's no way this is the first
time he was being a complete assright, right, He's definitely not watching
the kids alone anymore. It couldhave been a final straw, I hear
you. He probably watched the kidalone many times and nothing bad happened.

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We don't know if they have anotherkid. Loop mistakes happen, right absolutely.
If you're going to dangle a babyover a balcony, though, you
might want to dry your sweaty handsoff first. I'm just saying some baby
powder or something slivery hands damn it. Uh yeah. Man angered by bus

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stop attacks bus. This happened inMassachusetts, where an unnamed man has been
accused of smashing the front windshield ofa bus with a glass jar. His
reasoning he was apparently pissed off overthe fact that he could only board the
bus at a designated spot otherwise knownas a bus stop. I know this
is going to come as a giantshock to everybody. He was under the

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influence of controlled narcotics mathemata means ahell of drug bus, so he attacked
it with the glass jar. Iwonder what kind of glass jar mace,
for sure you think of? SoI'm thinking of smuckers jelly jar. No,
no, no, no, thoseare pretty strong. Those mason jars
really aren't dead. Oh yeah theyare. They're pickling jars. Yeah,

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I think the suckers jars are oran actual classic jar that's possible. All
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that the website the rocks kmod dotcom. All right, So we came
back from vacation. There was thisbox that said please open on air,

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which I'm never a fan of.But we'll see what happens. Yeah,
So we didn't open it yesterday becausewe had other stuff going on. But
so we're gonna open this box andsee what's in. I don't know if
there he's there, gift wrapped,I don't know. I don't know what
if a Jester outfit will spring open, I don't know. Snakes everywhere what's
the box he's he's opening said byAnd it's a massive box, man,

(34:45):
I mean pretty big. It's it'sit and it was heavy. It was
not light, not like cinder blocksin there, I don't think. But
it wouldn't. It wouldn't. Okay. So there is a card and then
inside are a bunch of different giftsgift bags. Okay, blue, green,
pink, and black, which correlateswith us, including Promo Brady.

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I'll let you guess which color bagis for Promo Brady, the pink one.
Nope, lindsay, Well, don'tlook. I just told you what
was written on there. You knowwhat colors were they? Again? Pink,
black, green, and blue?Pink is off the record because that's

(35:35):
what GIMPI chose. What color?Do you think Brady was assigned? Is
the black bag bigger than the otherback? Yes, yes, it's an
impressive size. The other bags arejust average size. Yes, that was
the who's the car made out to? Now? It says BMMS. Okay,
I didn't know if it's just oneparticular chamity or whatever. So okay,

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what's the saying? Uh uh okay, it doesn't have a name on
it. Well, that's fun.Mystery person. Okay, this says,
hey, guys, I have notread this, so I have no idea
what it's about to say. Imay have to filter as we go.
Fine, hey, guys, Iknow this is a little weird, but
I just wanted to send you guysa few things to say thank you.

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I can't saying I can't say why, but you guys did something for me
that has changed a lot for meand family, and I hope this.
I hope the sizes are okay,but let's be honest, you're not gonna
wear these a lot, Corbman,one of yours came in way too big,
so I got you another. Thanksagain for all that you guys do

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and you've done for me. Sofrom what we know of the card,
it is a wearable gift. Theseare wearable gifts, and apparently Corbin got
one that was way more than whathe could handle, so he got one
of more average ps. Gimbi,I found a book you will read.

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I doubt that. But what's atopic? I mean, off the top
of my head, I can't thinkof anything. I can't think of anything
but cannabis. I wouldn't read agrowing now. No, No, he
might buy a reference book that showslike if there's like some disease or something.
Yeah, if he would go thatfar to investigate the problem. Yeah,

(37:30):
yeah, Kama strutter is a greatguess. But I'm only in that
one for the pictures. Yeah,right right if it's a pop up kamasuture
book. And then it says justa few items that made me think of
you. So the car it actuallysays thank you is such a simple phrase,
but there's a world of meaning andappreciation on it. Sure. Yeah,

(37:55):
no, I'm a big fan ofcardboard. I think, well,
yeah, it ran in your family, brouh. Yeah, and it didn't
run in my family. My dadworked for Hallmark cards, that's right.
And you're like, I don't wantyour life. It wasn't like it was
my grandfather's job. All I askin return is the openings in the air

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so I can hear your reactions andthat Corbyn goes last, Oh okay,
so yours s must be really goodthen, and that says black Brady.
Yes he is pink Lindsey from whatI hear green GIMPI yes, and blue
Corbin. Sure, and this isa signature. But I don't know,

(38:38):
I don't know the signature. Itlooks like it could be an F or
oh uh J and P. That'san awfully weird J and P. But
sure, okay, we're like anS and an F. I don't know.
So get big Black Brady out oftheir first, all right, and
then the green ones for me?Are we gonna do old? That is

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nice bags too. I'm going touse this one, got dingleberries all over
it. You just said one ofmy favorite those are these are nice bags.
I'm gonna guess you keep bag giftbags? Yeah, got them in
the closet. Anytime you have agift that you need to give and you
don't want to get a bag,you just reach in there, pull it
out, same way with boxes.Yep. Okay, there's three in here.

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Okay, oh oh oh, noone of Calm down, Calm down.
You two get more free stuff fromlisteners than anyone I've ever met in
the history of the show. We'lllet you have this one then, and
we just know one of them isan oversized shirt, right, that makes
sense? Then that makes by there'sthere's more than just one or two things.

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Oh and I have to go last. You have to go last,
So I guess ladies first had moresense. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, Lindsay, listeners sendus gifts and is letting us open
up. Gave us some gifts.Okay, it looks like a light.
It's a giant D, a bigblack D. It's black and gold.

(40:08):
Okay, huh and it lights up. Okay, it's battery operated. Okay,
hmm okay, maybe there's more tospell something out. Who knows?
Okay, tiny box, do thework for me, sir. I just

(40:31):
want to open fast. Oh thisis so cool. This is a wine
cup holder for the shower. Yeahthat sounds like, yeah, this is
exactly what I need. Yes,glass in the shower is always a great

(40:51):
idea, and a wide because youdon't have a place. Okay, sure.
The light, oh my gosh,it's the loud cup means that you're
hiding it behind the things so wecan't get it. Okay, this is
it's a cup that makes noises whenyou are at a stadium. Check it

(41:15):
out. Ready, Oh my gosh, I am so excited. Who needs
she's got a bazoo spoiler, shedoesn't need a megafee right, this is
I am so excited. So canyou drink out of that too fluid in

(41:37):
it, it will still make thatnoise. Yeah. I saw this advertised
on Facebook. Some guy, somefan, some dad whose kids play sports
created this, and I thought thiswas the coolest thing ever. And a
few moms and I were going backand forth like should we shouldn't we order
these? Well? Can? Soundslike you guys have an exciting commerceation?

(42:00):
Shut up? Should we be morea loud tonoxious? All right? All
right? Oh my god? Howmany are Is this the last one?
No, there's two more. Thisis a relax recharge rejuvenate I massage and
I'm massage. Oh my goodness,this is amazing. I've never thought to

(42:22):
massage your eyes before you rub themwhen you're sleepy. Rechargeable. Let's open
this up. See I want tosee this at work on your face.
Yes, Oh, I hope youdon't have to charge. I hope it's
got a little bit of a chargein it already. That says that's awesome.

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What's to say, lindsay you sayit? What is it? Say
out loud? Mike? Who cheesyHarry? It says Mike, who cheese
Harry? Yes, I love it. I don't know who sent these items,
but God, bless them. Ilove them. These are so amazing.

(43:08):
It's like a little doll. Yeahright, I just want to say,
it looks like like VR goggles iswhat it looks like. Well that's
interesting. Look at the size ofthis thing. Oh my god. Okay,
and then all right, oh right, here's the power. Is there
any juice? Oh yeah, yeah, put it on. Yeah, you

(43:32):
might need to take your headphones off. Uh that is now, don't talk.
I'm gonna turn it up loud sopeople can hear it. Oh my,
that is nice. I could literallyfall asleep. We've already had standing

(44:09):
that rose filled. This might bethe nicest gift anyone has ever given me.
Definitely, Now your husband's definitely,honestly, like definitely one of the

(44:32):
most thoughtful, like seriously, likefor relaxation, like this is bomb.
You look funny as I'll get out. I'm sure, but you care maybe
Corwyn, you can confirm or denythis. Have you ever mentioned on the
show how you need to rub yourballs and you need a ball massage or

(44:52):
on my face I talk about Lindsay. I don't think she's ever She's like,
that's the most thoughtful gift ever.I don't think she's ever mentioned him,
like, I need something to rubmy eyeballs for me? Is there
lights going on in there too?No? Black, that's really ridiculous what
you're wearing. But yeah I lovethat. No, No, you want

(45:15):
to try it? I mean it'samazing. No, I don't want to
try You don't want her face maskto rub your balls for you? No?
Because then what if I get somethingshe wants to try? All right?
What do you like, Gary Santa? We should totally all right?
Impressive? All right, GIMPI.Now it's my turn with old green bag
here. This is incredible. Yeah, so so so much. God damn

(45:40):
glitter. I hate glitter this man. All right, these are nice gifts.
Those are really nice gifts. Allright, Get all the goddamn stripper
glitz out of the way, allright. First thing, it looks like
it's a h printed on a pieceof paper. Remember those cards you would

(46:00):
get as a kid, Like,Yeah, it's got a little stereo picture
of radio on It says you rockand I open it up and uh hey,
GIMPI McGhee. Enjoy a night onme and save a few bucks.
Loll use this for iTunes and enjoysome music on me twenty five dollars suggested
for use at any business. Redeemonline at gift rocket dot com. So

(46:24):
it's a gift card for twenty fivedollars to like maybe get me play music
or something because you love you dolove your touchdowns. This is iTunes though
it's not touch tunes. Oh,I thought it's at any retailer. Well
yeah, but I mean I guessI'm gonna have to go further in on
it and see what cool. Butthat's cool. Still twenty five dollars gift
card down. How many of thecities does that get you? It depends.
It depends on the song, yeah, or like the what the lineup

(46:47):
is, because there's sometimes it's likeonly two credits. There's other times where
it's like seven credits, and itdepends on how bad I want to hear
the next song if I'm gonna usethose. But that's cool. Nonetheless,
it looks like a lot. Okay, more, we'll just start with this
one. This is a T shirt, very thin, and I love that.
I love that thin material. Anduh it's got cats on it and

(47:13):
it says drink up pussies. You'llwear that I will wear. I'm so
curious to who this is because they'rethey're nailing the gifts. Yeah. Yeah,
it must be a long time listener, or at least a very diligent
listener to be able to come upwith these. So the next one that
comes in is another shirt, anothershirt. It's in a plastic bag.

(47:35):
Oh man, I don't have torip it open. It's got the zip
lock on it. Man, thisperson really is thoughtful. All right,
get the tissue paper out here.This one is not as thin, but
it's still kind of it's not thicklike a tarp. It's in your regiment
color though, all hall. Andthis one says it's like my mom always
said, what the f is wrongwith you? You get another T shirt

(47:59):
that I were not edited? Yeah? Right, but I will wear that
one, all right? Another Tshirt? You love T shirts? I
do. I'm a T shirt wearingfool man. All right? What's this
one here? And you won't buyyourself new one? So this is I
looked at my closet and I'm like, I got clothes in here from you
know, twenty years ago that Istill wear and I still wear. Okay,

(48:21):
what's this one? Say? Thisone that says I suck at apologies
so on fu or whatever. Ohyeah, another uncensored shirt. So that's
cool. That's fun. And andhere's the book. Oh and the book's
in there. Okay. Oh JesusChrist, listen. There's no way you're

(48:43):
listening to the worn peace right.He's gonna drop it so everybody can hear
it. That'll hold a door open. The Cannabis Grow Bible, the third
edition, right, well, there'sbeen some changes. Yeah, so that's
cool, and I might check itout, but so far as reading,
like, I use it for reference, like Corman said, maybe, but

(49:06):
uh, I mean it's the thoughtthat counts. Honestly, I'm not trying
to nail I mean, but no, but absolutely that is your weed is
your thing, absolutely, one hundredpercent. So that's cool. Thanks man.
The Definitive Guide to Growing Marijuana forRecreational and Medical Use. I love
that you wrapped these gifts, bythe way. That is so nice.

(49:30):
Yeah. Holy he almost furst.Get the hell autographed Christian Equae jersey.
Wow Chiefs Jersey for those Wow.That's a that's a that's a get right
there. Wow. Wow, thatis it's amazing. That is that's insane.

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I'm paid to do this. Youdo not have to get me gifts.
I know the two other people inthis room are gonna be like,
shut up, that's insane, that'spretty. Is that something you frame?
Absolutely you're not gonna wear that aroundnow? Absolutely? What if it wasn't
autographed? Would you wear it then on the right thing? Okay,
I'm not gonna wear it because it'sa Tuesday, right right, right of

(50:21):
course game day or something. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah. And
I have I have a framed LynnDawson jersey. I goes right there with
it. Yeah. Also, butyou're talking about like one of the peripheral
Chiefs running backs of all time.Yeah. Man, and an awesome human
being too. I've never met him. I'm sure he's a good guy.
What okay, what shut up?This is why you wanted to go last.

(50:45):
I know what. This might bethe coolest, most unique gift I've
ever seen somebody get, and thatI've ever seen somebody receive, even in
the football world. Oh my god. This is a pylon for the end

(51:08):
zone and it's autographed by Steve deBerg, a Chiefs player, and his
record in his total year yards andtouchdowns. Very nice, very nice.
No, no, we got toknow who this is. That is amazing.
That's that's amazing, pretty awesome.That's I'm jealous. I mean,

(51:30):
I got a book. That's cool. That's amazing. I mean that,
Yeah, that's cool. I gota book that I'll never read. I'll
use it as a doorstop. Yougot a motorcycle one time from listeners motorcycles?
Yeah, all right. This personknows the cleaning. The stuff is

(51:51):
awesome. I love it's cleaning pasteit. The greatest book is Conspiracies of
All Time. A book called sopeople Say You're an asshole? A book
for you, people who love you, and people who work with you.

(52:14):
Another book, A book for anasshole. Here's another book, am I
the asshole? The daily conundrums inthe life. In life make you think
about who is wrong? Here anotherbook, Dear Asshole, sarcastic, insult
and swear word coloring book. Youand your kids can color it together.

(52:36):
Yeah. I can explain it toyou, but I can't understand it for
you. And because this person isthoughtful and completes the circle markers, of
course those are great. This isa an apron like your opinion wasn't in

(53:02):
the recipe. I love it.This is a great shirt. This is
Taylor Swift giving the middle finger.This is good wear this. Oh,
I'd wear that for sure. Eventhough you're not a Taylor Swift fan,
she's still giving you double fingers.So I'm in. And this is the

(53:22):
same shirt just they said it camein. Oh yeah, that was the
one that's too big or whatever.Yeah. And then here's another shirt and
this is the last one. We'llhave Brady open his later. And this
says I'm not always a dick,just kidding, go yourself. Fantastic,

(53:43):
amazing gift. Yeah, I'll saythis. We forget how important the show
is to you guys. We justdo because for us, it's something we
do every day, and we knowthat you guys rely on us on your
bad days and on your mediocre dayswhen your partner's mad at you and your
job sucks, and we just Iknow, we're grateful that we even get

(54:07):
to do that, do this everyday, and for you to send gifts
is completely unnecessary. But these areawesome. Yeah, man, these are
amazing, So thank you very much. That's really kind of you. We'll
take some pictures of these and postthem online so you guys can see them
and whoever sent this this is unnecessaryand extremely kind, So thank you the
rest of you. Step it up. We got to take a break.

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We'll be back to Tulsa's Morning Showcontinues next with The Big Man Morning Show
on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven fiveKMOD. Good morning, it's the Big

(54:49):
Man Morning shown six oh KMOD.Can also text bmms and then what you
want to say to eight two ninefour five. Let's play a game.
We got tickets to Corn We're gonnagive away. What you need to do
is call it nine one eight foursix oh kmo D. We're gonna play
sing sing current record is I amin the lead with nine, Lindsey hot

(55:13):
on my heels with eight, you'repretty far back there. You have four
last week's winner. That'd be me, So nine one eight four six oh
kmo D. Nine one eight foursix oh kmo D. Call up,
decide who's going to be your cluegiver. Whoever gets the most right is
gonna win those tickets to see Cornon October twenty third at the Bok Center.

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Sure, good morning, you're onthe air. What is your name?
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Adam,
Adam, how are you today?I'm good, Adam. Who do
you want to give? Clues?Would you like Corbyn or Lindsey Corbyn?

(55:55):
Adam? Sixty seconds are on theclock. Timer starts after the first clue.
Are you ready? I'm ready?Here we go, Brad Bradley nowel
of this band. Uh, it'sa it's a southern California band. And
they have another song called date Rape. They have a song called Santa Riah.

(56:22):
Correct, Yes, that's the correctband. The song is about,
uh, doobies. What do youdo with doobies them? Okay? What's
a number greater than one? Thereyou go? Uh? Tom Morello zach

(56:45):
day La rocha. Uh. Thisis their most famous song about a an
animal, not an ape, buta and the device you listen to us
on radio act. This is theguy, that big fat guy that died.
That puff Daddy was buddies with correct. And this is the song about

(57:12):
when you have an increased amount ofthis, it creates more catastrophe. Time
time time two is what we got. Adam, hang on the line,
Yeah, and I hear you,I hear you. Hang on the line.
Though it could be good enough forthe win, Okay, good morning,

(57:36):
you're on the air. What isyour name? Amy? Amy?
How are you today? I'm doingwell? How are you good? Amy?
You and Lindsey have to beat two? Are you ready? I'm ready?
Here we go, okay, Ikeand Blank? She passed away last
year. This was her number onehit when she went so Low again?

(58:00):
Okay, Ike and Blank? Uhhuh yes, yes, and this was
her biggest hit when she had asolo career. I always love you.
No, that's Whitney Houston. Ohcrap, I don't know. Okay,

(58:22):
we'll pass that one. Oh,we can't do that. Okay, okay,
so what was okay? You said? You said love right? So
when you the song is actually aquestion? I don't know. Oh,

(58:45):
I can't even think of the words. We only need to let's go to
the next there's no passing. Uh? Are we on the same question?
Yeah? You are? You havethe artist and the word was on time
time time. I'm so sorry,Amy. Zero is not enough for the

(59:07):
win. All right, girl,have a good day. She sounds man.
I told you, Adam, younever know what this game. Congratulations,
you got two tickets to Corn Friend, excellent job. Hang on the
line. Okay, yeah, ifyou I was trying to think of the

(59:30):
song as I was singing it.I mean, this is her song about
in the middle, affection and yetpreposterous if matters. This is the title
of the song, so long thatyou have to be very careful. Go
ahead and get I can't. Ican't. I'd be stuck on that one

(59:53):
because the only thing I can thinkof is the chorus, and we can't
sing the chorus at all. Whatsoever. I wonder if we have that in
here so we can at least findout. I mean, I don't know
if it's in there, but inthe she does repeat part of it.
Oh, here we go, allright, all right, all right,

(01:00:19):
right, but you can hear itin your head, you can feel it,
but it's like, what is it? Of course? Centro finally sure
man wouldn't have it any other way, easily one of the hottest performers on
stage. Church of Your Hand makesmy Okay, yeah, I'm out on

(01:00:40):
that one. There's no way Icould have given clues for that one.
Tina Turner, what's love got todo with it? I think this is
a really hard one. Oh no, I ripped it. Sorry, No,
that's weird. I think the bestone is like this is an I
can or you know, I canblank like she started off with, and
it's the song that asks a question. Yeah, she was in thunder,
she said, Tina, Yeah,but you're just still trying to get them

(01:01:02):
to think of the song exactly.And then when she said love, I'm
like, yeah, that's a question. Yeah, what's love got to do
it? The next one, huhyeah, this was the the one he
got stuck on. And I wasthinking, and you said more, but
so more green? I said more, which is not right. I know
exactly, so more green, morechaos. Okay, Okay, yeah that

(01:01:29):
would that's a good way to lookat it to what would you give Gimbi?
Yeah, I'm out on that onetoo. Honestly, he's showing his
watches and they're doing them side toside, and it's kind of a mere
thing, uh they have. They'reshowing off how financially well off they are,

(01:01:49):
right right, And if you havea lot of this, it creates
a lot of that trouble. Yeah, more money, more problems. Is
that aways thought that was a puffdaddy song. He's in it because I
know he wrote all he wrote hiscoat tails until he couldn't any longer.
Yeah, it's got Biggie listed asfirst, and then puff Daddy and then

(01:02:12):
Mace. To be fair, Idon't know if you can say he wrote
his coat tails. He's done prettywell since his death on his own until
now. All right, we gotto take a break the record now getting
back keeps being to lead with nine, keeps lendsay eight, but moves you
to find Tilsa's Morning Show, TheBig Man Boarding Show. The assault continues

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Nine one eight four six, ohkmod. You can also text BMMS
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(01:02:57):
listener emails. Tomorrow night. Weare giving a one hundred tickets to one
hundred concerts at the Canes Ballroom asthey celebrate one hundred years from five to
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at the Canes Ballroom tomorrow night forone hundred tickets to one hundred concerts,
brought to you by Corp's Light.Let's see what Gimpie has in his four
by four Well. Covina says herethat Biden hosts NATO Allies while under campaign

(01:03:23):
scrutiny. Old JB's gonna host ahigh stakes NATO summit in Washington this week
to mark the seventy fifth anniversary ofthe Alliance. National Security Council. Spokesman
John Kirby said NATO is stronger dueto JV's leadership over the last three years,
noting the addition of Finland and Sweden. The summit comes at a critical

(01:03:46):
time for JD as he's under pressureto show he's fit to serve another four
years as president following his faltering debateperformance against DT that prompted some to call
on him to drop out of theelection. The President will hold a press
conference it's on Thursday to close thesummit out. USPS is raising price on

(01:04:06):
Forever stamps this month. I knowall the stamp users out there, watch
out. Stamps will sell for seventythree cents beginning July fourteenth, up a
nickel from the current price. Otherpostage costs are going up to including postcard
and a metered letter rates. Theincrease increases are part of a decade long

(01:04:30):
financial outline USPS is calling the quotedelivering for America plan. It's still amazing
that I can put something in anenvelope in Alaska, yeah, and send
it to Florida and it only costsseventy yeah. Yeah, and it gets
there within a couple of days.Pretty amaze for the most part. What
else do we got here? Targetto stop accepting personal checks people still use

(01:04:55):
personal checks? Is what's beyond Yourmom's going to be mad. My mom
ain't saying a The retail giant saysthe policy takes effect starting July fifteenth,
and noted stores will still accept cashand digital wall of payments, along with
debit and credit cards. Target saidthe decision was due to extremely low volumes

(01:05:15):
of checks being written, adding thatit remains committed to creating an easy and
convenient checkout experience. When was thelast time you wrote a check, lindsay,
Oh, it's been a few months, really, yeah, gimbi twenty
years ago. Twenty years ago.And I still have my check book sitting

(01:05:36):
in my drawer at home, mydresser drawer. But I mean it's from
an account that's been closed twenty yearsago. I just haven't cracked down drawers.
Yeah. I wrote a bunch ofchecks last summer when I had some
stuff done to my house and theyonly accepted check and that was but even
then I was like, yeah,I do money order if I need something

(01:05:57):
like that if they don't take youknow, cash or credit card. So
money order has always been the waythat I go about that. Yeah,
there's no reason to be writing checksat all unless you're choosing to do that.
Yeah, old ass. And thenlast week even sometimes you'll write a
check and they take it from youand they scan it and then hand it
back to you, and you're like, I was trying to think of the

(01:06:18):
last time I bought a stamp,and I know it's been probably at least
a year or two, and Ibought the Forever stamps and I still have
a book of them, the goodForever Last last Christmas. We send Christmas
cards. Yeah, absolutely so yeah, yeah, it's been a long time.
Lastly here Bartlesville Police are adding parksunits. Bartlesville Police are now able

(01:06:43):
to patrol more of a city withthe addition of a Pathfinder patrol vehicle and
four police bikes. The Pathfinder patrolvehicle makes it easier for officers to patrol
parks. Pathfinder will be around townfrom sunrise to sunset every day. This
started after Bartlesville police saw an increasecrime and homelessnessnessness, and they have already
seen a decrease in crime, butnot homelessnessnessnessness. The Miami Heats are bringing

(01:07:23):
back one of their key role players. The team has resigned forward Hayward high
Smith to a two year contract.According to ESPN, the deal is worth
eleven million dollars. The twenty sevenyear old averaged six point one points and
three point two rebounds per game insixty six games last season for the Heat.

(01:07:44):
He made twenty six starts and shota courier best thirty nine point six
percent from three point range. Georgiafootball continues to push the boundaries of its
recruiting process. The university added JassariJackson to its twenty two twenty four signing
class on Monday. The six footeleven offensive tackle is just the second active

(01:08:05):
player in college football to compete atthat height, joining Jacksonville State old lineman
Tom Hettery. Jackson was originally recruitedas a top basketball prospect and joined the
Bulldogs following the NBA Draft. Hechose the program over Florida, Mississippi State,
Florida State, and Arkansas. Sixeleven that is. And I saw

(01:08:31):
a thing and they were talking aboutkids in football and putting them through programs
and the amount of money parents spendto put their kids in like off season
training type of things, and howmuch they spend in training. And this
was somebody who helps college athletes goto the next level. And his first
line is is your kid will notplay in the pros. Wow, because

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such a tiny, tiny number.Think of all all the kids in the
college level, right, and theydon't even make it, right, And
there are guys that make it intothe NFL drafted, don't make it.
But you do all this mostly inanticipation of them making it. It's a
wild thing that football has become ata young age. Yeah, but they'll

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gladly take your money for these camps. And this guy is a great example.
Right, he's signing he's gonna goto Georgia esteemed program, right,
very exciting, Probably will do okay, right, but he also could not
because they're only signing diamonds right,right, right, So he's now gone

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from a team where he was thestud to a bunch of studs for sure,
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to audience would help me with theawkward position I'm currently facing. I've been
married for thirty three years and myspouse has been caught looking up and talking
to escorts. Around thirteen years ago. We were at that time having some
issues with our marriage. We gotthrough that rough period and I forgave it.
He promised on our marriage that hewouldn't look up or even speak to

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one of those types of girls.Again, given his military honor of word,
I truly believed him. Life wenton and everything was great. We
gave a beautiful grown daughter who hasthree spectacular children. Now we have become
grandparents and have great careers and abeautiful home and family. All of a

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sudden, I found out in Mayhe has been looking up and calling escorts
for every town he drove to beingan over the road trucker. He has
altogether been. I found out inMay of twenty twenty four, and he
told me it has been going onfor two years. His excuse was he

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was hooked on speed and other strongdrugs and got caught up in that type
of lifestyle. He also confessed hehas had sexual relations with two of them.
He promised me he would never haveany contact with these types of girls
again, but he couldn't keep fromit. Now he is asking for forgiveness,

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and I want a divorce. I'vebeen on my job for thirty years
and I've been a good mother andwife. Loved him so dearly. Now
I'm second doubting my love for him. He has not been able to keep
any commitment or word of honor orpromise to me. I want a divorce,
but of course he does not.What should I do? That's a

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lot. There's a lot going onthere. So trucker hooked on speed and
Horse's basically what I'm picking up onthis speaking of speeding horse going through Memphis
on the way back from Daytona Beachover the weekend, right right right,
yes, yes, well it makessense. But nonetheless, and I'm traveling

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down through Memphis and I see allthese women all lined up on the side
of the highway and it's like sevenin the morning, and I'm like,
these women are awfully dressed up forseven o'clock in the morning. It didn't
click yet that these are prostitutes lookingfor truckers as they're traveling on the highway.

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On the highway, what do theythink they're going to go around and
come back? Yeah, right,right, Well, this particular highway,
I mean, it's kind of there'sindustrial stuff, you know, buildings whatnot
on each side, so it's it'snot like you're doing a sixty five mile
an hour highway. It's more likea forty five highway that goes through town
to get you onto another junction orwhatever. But I was and there was

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a lot and I'm going to saya lot. I'm talking at least twenty
twenty or more horrors on the sideof the road, competitions stick hunting,
right. I was like, holycow, that do you know a lot
of hookers? Did you stop andask him? No? But I just
kind of put two and two together. I'm like, there's no reason any
woman at seven o'clock in the morningwould be on the side of the road

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dressed like that. Yeah, no, unless they were working. And I
was just like, wow, well, okay, I guess if I ever
need a prostitute, I know whereto go now. So this listener email
is she is saying that she wantsto divorce because her husband has not only
cheated on her or contacted escorts once, but now twice. And I didn't

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catch this in the beginning, butremember she said she's been married thirty three
years and thirteen years ago this happened. So they were married for twenty years
before anything happened, right, andthen the first instance happened thirteen years go
by, and then allegedly that's theonly two times that that has happened that
she knows that he is admitted toor she found out right right, I

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mean, being an over the roadchucker, I'm sure is lonely. Yeah,
yeah, text here says trust me, life on the road gets lonely.
And military men have been banging horsesince basic training. Ask my cousin
who caught the herbs and the Philippines. Your kids are grown, you can
go. He ain't changing. Itwas an internet. It felt like a

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defense. Oh like that, likehe's defending why this person's getting hold.
Yeah, and even through in alittle military reference to kind of put shame
on anybody that can doesn't think it'sokay. Mm hmmmm. I think it's
more of a It kind of makesit's not a defense, but it kind
of makes sense. It makes nosense to me. And this guy is
not going to change any time soon, so you know. But the statement

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of military been cheating with horace?Is that excusable? No? If you're
serving your country and you have achance to bang a whore, but you're
married, right, who listen,do you know different area? I serve
in our country? Right? Right? I did it for Uncle Sam,

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right to me. There's so manyproblems happening in this text, this email.
It isn't just he cheated, right, right, there's so many He
cheated twice, right, he cheatedthe time he said he wouldn't do it.
He kept it a secret for years, right, and then got caught.

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I wonder how he got caught.Did she catch something or did he
did she look through his phone?It's unclear if she's saying he decided to
come clean or she found something.Here's a text. Once a cheater,
always a cheater, leave. Idon't know if that's always true. No,
it's not a gene right, right. And if you cheated with one

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person, does that mean you'll cheaton the next person? Right? Granted
you know statistically your chances are prettyhigh, but that doesn't mean anything.
I don't think that's true. Yeah, I don't think that's true. I
don't think if you cheat with onepartner and then that relationship ins and you
get with another partner, that doesn'tnecessarily mean you're going to cheat again,
right, right, But the temptationis there. I know plenty of people
that when they were in high schooland college they cheated, and then when

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they decided to have serious relationships,they didn't cheat anymore. Right. So
the statement of once a cheater,always a cheat is not fact no,
not at all. It's just somethingI think people say to defend why you
should leave. Yeah, I seethat. I did speed for eight years.
It never made me cheat on aspouse. Lame excuse. I'd contact
Jeff Finsley on Monday, right right, Never cheat on your spouse, Just

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beat it like it owes your money. I don't. I don't disagree with
that. I am not aware ofthe condition of drugs incorporating cheating. It's
not the drugs that make you doit. It's your head that makes you
do it. It's your own mentalstate that makes you do it. Right,
You made a choice. We areour choices. Absolutely. Uh.
This one says reasonable answer. Youare feeling the sunk cost fallacy just because

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you have so many years invested,you don't have to stay call Jeff nuclear
answer. If he doesn't have lifeinsurance, get some a lot with you
as the beneficiary. Then maybe hefalls down the stairs and hits his head.
Another one walk away being over theroad, truck or myself ever awards,

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You get that lonely. The lonelinessjust made the coming home that much
better. Sounds like somebody likes gettingthem a side piece anytime they can.
Shame shame play in Russian roulette withyour wife's health. That is an I
was waiting to bring that up,but that would be my if like that

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happened to me, I go,wait, did you ever have sex with
them and then with me? Likehow much time went by? It would
it matter how much time went byIf they're catching something hot on these horrors,
it doesn't matter how much time goesby. No, you are right
about that. But if you camehome in the night before you were with
a whore and you were with me, right right, right, that's messed

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up. Manure And the fact whenshe says I want to get divorced,
but he doesn't. Why doesn't hewant to get divorced is what I want
to know. Because he's comfortable.That's why. Because he's a manipulatory he's
never home and he's getting his pieceson the side. Doesn't want to start
over. He doesn't want to change. He's comfortable in the position that he's

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in. She packs his lunch,does his laundry. He knows if they
get divorced, he's got to wearthe sandwich board that says I'm a cheater,
and he don't want that smoke.Most people were just gonna say,
guys, most guys, they'll cheat. They don't d e f it right,

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they go this person this feels nice. Yeah, she's forgiven me one,
she'll forgive me again. There's anargument there too, right, Uh,
he should buy her and I amassaga. Those seem to work out
great. I I hear they're quitenice, right. I don't think it's

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a diamond ring? Very soothing?Is that that is a Kobe thing?
Fixed that? Well, diamond ring? Fixed that? Lindsay No, big,
but like really big, like biggerthan j Lo's ring. Big?
Yeah, Kobe got I think sheright. Somebody's like he's so great,

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got her pregnant. If I'm notmistaken, I don't think he got her
pregnant. And then and then hebought his wife a diamond ring and everything's
good. Eleven carrots or something.It's ridiculous. Yeah, and eight carrots.
Eight a carrot to his wife Vanessa, told her how much he loved
her, endorse the price of theBrian diamond ring now made it bring him

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around four million dollars, contain multiplenumber of white diamonds whose carriage weighs around
rumored four point eighty seven. Yeah, so eight carrot ring is all I
can come up with, right,I love you now now now now,
because I know how much divorce willcost, so four million feels like a
worthy investments to avoid divorce at thatcase. Uh. Step one, get

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yourself checked. Step two, JeffFinsley, I mean absolutely, you should
be getting checked. That should bethe first thing. And make him Yeah,
because you don't know if he washaving protected sex with these prostitutes or
not escorts whatever. Yeah, Shamionce right, cross me once, shame
on me, cross me twice.Also, shame on me right, it's

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your own fault for it happening twice. I would think, Oh, This
is what makes people not want togive second chances to people that this happens
with that says, I've been drivinga truck for twenty five years and I've
never seen a lot lizard that Iwanted to pick up and I climb in
my truck. Well, maybe youjust weren't looking for the right lizards.

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I mean, that's a fair point. In the movies, you think they
all look like Julia Roberts, right, and most when you at least look
at a mugshot of prostitutes, I'verarely seen one and gone nice, right,
right rarely. Now you can go, well, escorts, Okay,

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I've got to be honest. Alot of escort pictures. I see their
picture on the back page or whatever. Yeah, of course they look pretty,
but they're not usually pretty. What'sthe cat house on HBO? Oh
god? Yeah yeah, And ifyou look on the page, they've got
a hottie in there. But it'slike singles ads. You get there and

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you're like, oh, it's herday off, right, right, But
we've got Elsa right, who wasyou know, three hundred pounds? But
she'll do that thing you like,right here was good rate? Right,
right? I guess could you evergo to one of those places like a
brothel? No, dude, I'mjust being honest. I mean, I'm

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sure they shower. Yeah, Ijust can't deal with the germs. And
I bet it smells a lot likecigarettes and perfume, and that's just not
my vibe. If that's what youdo and that's your thing, good on
you. I ain't judging. Thisis more of a cleanliness thing, and
I'm not a good sharer, rightright, I don't want to be.

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If if this would happen, itwould have to be I'm the first person
of the day, right right.You don't know where they've been the previous
to you. You show up atlike four in the afternoon, You're like,
hey, I'm here to have aI have a three o'clock with Diamond.
Okay, she's just wrapping up hertwo o'clock. Oh god, Well

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all the show. They made ascene pretty clean, and I'm sure they
are, right, I'm sure theyare. Do you even like sitting on
a warm toilet? See? No, that's so weird and uncomfortable. I'm
just saying for me, text Wolf, just divorce him. No excuse for

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being unfaithful. He obviously doesn't careabout your feelings. It's a pretty astute
observation. You definitely can say hedidn't care about your feelings for two years,
for sure, kept it a secretfor two years. Get her a
pool boy? Call it even Idon't Again, I think that's a movie
thing. You see a lot ofpool boys. You know, the guy

(01:24:55):
who has a beat up Silverado whowho uh you know, goes through the
PBRs right, right, you're expectingRicardo, yeah, j who still lives
at home, right, and it'sspoken to his kids and has a couple
assault charges on him. Right.I'm just saying, like you fantasize what

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the movie thing is, and itain't that great. Says dude's driving a
truck. He's definitely not affording thegood stuff. Now that's a fair point
too, I mean he is.Maybe he's saving his money. Who knows,
you know, I don't know.I don't know what a good horror
cost. How much does a goodhorror run? You now you know that.
I think that's an interesting point,is what what does a horror cost?

(01:25:42):
Right? What does a prostitute cost? I don't know what the going
rate? I have no idea.And also, what are the price levels
of the pyramid, right, right? What about like, let's do someone
may we know? I know,if you want, you know, standard
want, you can pay x apretty good price, right, an okay

(01:26:03):
price. But if you want aperceived really great bottle of wine, you
can pay up to five hundred toone thousand dollars for a bottle of wine.
That doesn't mean it's good though.Nope. Well listen to this because
I just I just googled cost foraverage prostitute, right, and it says
here the study, it's a studydone by the New York Times, says

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that pricing was consistent across the country, with one hundred and fifty dollars an
hour being the common going rate forprostitution. The age, race, and
drug use of a sex worker affectedthe price. Pimps told the interviewers that
they could charge more for white womenand younger women. I'm curious to how

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that study was done, because one, how do you ask how do I
don't know how you find a pimp? I'm just being ignorant here, you
like a you're a sharp dressed blackman, right, I don't think they
all wear fur coats? Right?And pimp canes? Right? Exactly alligator

(01:27:09):
shoes. Yeah, and so Idon't know, and then you gotta trust
them to tell you or do yougo ask the prostitutes and then you get
busted. You're like, no,no, I'm doing research, Sure you
are, sir. This one hereaverage, it says average two hundred to
three hundred for full service, whichmeans intercourse. That's in Minnesota and Arizona

(01:27:34):
and most cities. For the averagemassage parlor experience, they say in Nevada
is one thousand dollars at the brothels. This is anonymous person speaking from their
experience. Of course, what doesone hundred and fifty dollars prostitute look like?
That says? There's another one here. This is depending. This is

(01:27:55):
just a a a bunch of differentpeople chiming in with their answers here,
depending on what you want, fromfifty dollars to the sky is the limit?
Okay, you know honestly, Well, didn't she say he was calling

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escort services too in every town hedrove to, right, So that could
be a difference too, in themoney he's spending if he's using a service
rather than like when you say procegues, I'm thinking of like the lot lizards
that hang out at like the truckstops is backpage still a finger? Did
they shut that down? I thinkthey shut it down. So this just
a quick search. This says theycan go up to nine hundred dollars nine

(01:28:38):
hundred bucks. This is for brothelsin Vegas nine hundred bucks, but as
low as one hundred and fifty.Okay. A few years ago I worked
across the freeway from Mustang Ranch.My coworkers talked me into going for lunch
at the saloon next door. Thefood was really good. Sure some of
my they're known for their yelp.Some of my co workers were paying fifteen

(01:29:00):
hundred dollars for an hour. Oneof the girls offered me services for twenty
five hundred. The girl was all, I don't know what this means.
All sucked up? Is that likemeth face? Yeah, sounds about right
with the sockets are sunk in sure, hope. So she looked like she
was no stranger to meth. Thereit is. I would never touch one

(01:29:20):
of those girls, but it pissedme off. She tried to charge me
a lot more than them. Inever went back for food or anything.
The other one seven to eight hundreddollars more or less a fifty to sixty
percent premium increase depending on legal andthe safe route versus five hundred for anything.

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Some texts that are coming in ifI get an escort, you better
not have a horse face like JuliaRoberts, a subjective and another one.
I used to be a pool boyand it never happens. The closest you
get is some creepy old dude nakedin his backyard. Oh yeah, he
answered for you. He promised inhis marriage and broke that promise. My

(01:30:03):
guess is a lot more than youknow. He just got caught. Even
if she forgave him, he's gonnakeep doing it. He just he's just
going to try and hide it better. Maybe maybe not, because she's already
forgiven him once or twice already.All Right, So this is a really
long email, So I'm gonna sumit up so we can get to it.
Uh. Married thirty three years thirteenyears ago, he was they were

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having some marriage issues and he waslooking at escorts and talking to escorts online,
and she forgave him. Fast forwardto two years ago. He apparently
started doing it again, and hesays it was because he was hooked up
on speed and other strong drugs andgot caught up in that type of lifestyle.
I just envisioned some sort of Miamivice. Yeah, type of thing
anyway, Miami. He also confessedhe has had sexual relations with two of

(01:30:48):
them. He promised me he wouldnever have any contact with these types of
girls again, but he couldn't keepfrom it. Now he is asking for
forgiveness and I want a divorce.I've been doing it. I've been on
my job for thirty years and agood mother and wife apparently not good enough
leading to him. Loved him sodearly. Now I'm a second doubting my
love for him. He has notbeen able to keep any commitment or word,

(01:31:10):
or honor or promise to me.I want a divorce, but of
course he does not. What shouldI do, Lindsey, Yeah, stick
to your guns. You you forgavehim once, you don't have to do
it again. You're better than that. And also, I mean you got
to think if he's if he's addictedto drugs now too, Like, what's
going to happen when the company thathe works for finds out, Oh,

(01:31:32):
now you're on drugs? So nowhe's gonna lose his job and then he's
going to set you guys into thatfinancial burden as well. Like, come
on, get out now, gogo live your life while you still have
a life to live. So you'reyou're better than this GIMPI. Yeah,

(01:31:53):
you gotta think of yourself on thisone. Yeah, that's all that do
is too This is this is notthe time to be selfless. It's time
to be selfish and think about yourselfand get the hell out. You know,
the kids are all grown all right, you can literally do whatever the
hell you want, and there's nosense in being with this dude that's going
to drag you down and obviously notbuild you up in life. And that
what we all need is somebody tohelp build us up in life, not

(01:32:16):
tear us down. So I say, yeah, get the hell out,
call Jeff, get you a lawyer, file for divorce, and then become
a whore not getting paid for it, just sleep with a bunch of guys.
Well then you get him again,right, right, at least you
get money off of it. Yeah, yeah, I think you know the
answer. I think you're doubting itor thinking maybe you shouldn't because of all

(01:32:39):
the time invested or whatever. Buthere's the thing. That's the time you've
invested. He clearly has not.And you I don't know if you were
were not a great wife, Itdoesn't matter. You held up. You're
into the bargain and he's the one. This is just what you know to
be true. How much money hasspent that could have been yours. Lindsey's

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bringing an excellent point of the jeopardy. Not only is he playing with your
health but your financial health, doingdrugs and putting other people at risk and
driving eight Like, huh, that'sa lot of reckless behavior. I'm gonna
suspect this isn't the first time ofreckless behavior. It may be just masked
in something else, right, likeI'm just drinking a case of beer.

(01:33:27):
I'm just saying there may have beensome other things surfacing that you just accept
it as that's who he is.But by no means should you stay in
this. It ain't healthy for you, It definitely isn't healthy for him.
And more importantly, your children andyour grandchildren are watching to see how you
react. How do you handle it? So would you want your daughter to

(01:33:53):
forgive her husband a second time?Then you need to model the behavior you
would like her to hopefully utilize inthe future. They walk and it is
scary. After thirty years, hewasn't around anyway. Apparently right he's up
banging horse. It's easy to go, well, what about this? What

(01:34:15):
about it all works out? It'llbe all right? History of all right?
If you were to die today,would you be glad you stayed?
No, it's you're gonna die.It's gonna end. So don't you want
your last breath to be like,I'm so glad I left that asshole.

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All Right, we gotta take abreak. We'll be back. If you're
listening to The Big Mad Morning Show, this is Tulsa's Morning show multon Good

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Morning. That's the Big Mad MorningShow. Nine to one, eight four
six, oh kmod can also textBMMS and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five.You're gonna swear this is made up,
but this email says my husband andI are going through divorce. We're trying
very hard to co parent and beamicable towards each other for our kids.

(01:35:21):
We do sporting events together, eventook a spring break trip together. The
kids are fully aware of what isgoing on. Their ages are nine,
seven and five. My question isregarding I know right. My question is
regarding pictures in my home. Ilove pictures, and I always taken professional

(01:35:41):
pictures plus blown up my own personalpictures, frame them, put them on
the walls. We have so manyfamily pictures, wedding pictures, engagement pictures.
Do I take them down? DoI take some down? Do I
just leave it because we're still afamily? Is it? It's hurtful.
It is hurtful for me to seethe pictures all over the home. I
don't want my kids feeling any typeof way, any type of way about

(01:36:04):
it. I've never thought of that, like do you take when? When
is the appropriate time? Or isit appropriate to take photos down during or
after a divorce? I took minedown pretty quickly, pretty quickly. It's

(01:36:26):
because going through that BS costant reminder. I feel like a lot of people
take them down even before the divorceis final. That's true too, as
soon as it's Splitsville there, likeright, right, because it's usually a
lot of times it's under bad terms. You know, yeah, you feel
vindictive? Yeah, yeah, exactlyright, pull it out of the frame,

(01:36:46):
burn it whatever, right, Ifelt first yeah, but obviously,
and women are much better at thisputting the feelings of the children in front
of every anything else. Right.But I mean, and they they said
that the kids know what's going on. The kids are nine, seven and
five years old, they're really young. Yeah, they're well aware of what's

(01:37:08):
going on. They know that,you know, mom and dad aren't living
together. They're not together anymore.I mean they know that, right,
So, but why do you haveto put your kids in that constant reminder
that this person in this picture mydad. Look, there's me and there's
my dad, right, and he'snot here anymore. You know, I've
got to see him every other weekendnight week right. It's a constant reminder

(01:37:32):
for those children that that's what's goingon. And I don't think that's healthy
for them. But what about picture? I mean, so you remember who
eat like? You see you're notseeing your dad every day? Right,
so now you need should you leavea picture up too so they can't?
Yeah? I don't think so.I don't think so, because I think

(01:37:54):
I still stand by it's a constantreminder of where things are at now.
And may they may not see dadevery day, they see him every other
weekend and you know, alternating holidays. You see what I'm saying. So
I don't to be honest because tome, when you're thinking about the kids,
how do you how do you?And women are much better at this
balance what your kids need and whatyou need. That's that's a good question,

(01:38:21):
because are you gonna let your kidnot have any pictures? What if
your kid wants the family of thepicture of all of you together at spring
break in their room. Right,that's a very good point. And I
can tell you what my ex didbecause her kid had a lot of pictures
of her and her dad together,all three of them together, stuff like

(01:38:42):
that, but they weren't hanging onthe wall unless it was on the wall
in her bedroom. You see whatI'm saying. So you can give those
kids those pictures, but they don'thave to be hanging up And if the
kid wants to constant remind her.If the kid wants to live in that
world of this is what it usedto be and be sad all the time,

(01:39:02):
then it's it's on them or doit in their own room. I
think there's another side. Or theseare the people I love in one photo?
Absolutely? Absolutely, Yeah, notsad. I get that, but
nonetheless, you know here, takethat it's yours now. This teche this
text says it's a similar idea aboutFacebook. Do you delete the previous photos?

(01:39:23):
There's no one, there's no waykids that young know what's going on
without having the hopes they're gonna stayor get back together. That's true.
I agree, remove picks one ata time, starting with the oldest,
rearrange them, hold the ones withthe kids for last. Oh. I
see, like, if there's oneof just you two, right, take
it down, yeah, right,And you can leave the pictures of the

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kids up on the you know,up on the walls. They just shouldn't
have the parents involved at all whatsoever. Unless there's just like a picture of
just you and the kids, youcan leave that on the wall. If
there's a picture of dad and justthe kids, take it off, give
it to one of the kids,and did it say in the email why
they were splitting? Would it matter? I just find it hard to believe

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that they can get along so well. I mean, I don't think that's
not a big shock to me.Some people are really good at that,
right, I know, some peopleare great at co parenting and everything.
But if you got along so well, why break up the family when your
kids are so young? Because Idon't love you, right, Some people

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believe in the faking till you makeit thing. I'm not that person either,
So there's no like, Hey,I'll put on a shiny face every
day even though I can't stand youand I want to sleep in another room.
The idea of you touching me givesme the he begbis so to me.
They're like, yeah, that's oldnews. But we're just going to

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co parent together and go on tripstogether. It's rare. It's rare because
people are vindictive. This chick callsherself a photographer and doesn't know about photoshop
yet take them out of the picksor swap them out for Chris Hemsworth or
something, or you know, makessome new memories and new picks with just

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you. The sex says, Ikept pictures of my kids and their dads.
That's plural, the other half ofthat child. That's the other half
of that child, meaning like havingthem in the picture was important because that's
also who made them. Yes,so the new guy that comes in has
got to see multiple other dudes hangingup on the wall, No, thank
you. Reasonable answer, Leave thepictures up in common areas, but slowly

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replace them with new pictures. Eventuallythey'll all be different. Nuclear answer,
just paste heads shots of Nicholas Cageover ex hubby. If the kids notice,
just pretend you have no idea whatthey're talking about. That's their dad
and always has been. Listener emailfrom a woman who says they're getting divorced,
but they are co parenting really well, even go on vacations together to

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their kids. And now she wantsto know what to do with the pictures
in her home. And she's alwaystaken professional pictures plus blown up her own
personal pictures, frame them, putthem on walls, wedding pictures of gaging
pictures. Do I take them down? Do I take them down? Do
I just leave it? Because we'restill a family. It is hurtful to
me to see the pictures daily allover the home. I don't want my

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kids feeling any type of way aboutit, though, Lindsey, Okay,
so technically you're not a family anymorebecause you're getting divorced. So you're not
a family. Co parenting or not, you're just not a family when you
choose to get divorced, you arebreaking up the family. So that's point

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blank not a family. So Iwould have the conversation with the children.
So Dad and I aren't married anymore, And what would you like me to
do with these pictures? Would youlike me to keep them up? Or
would you like them in your room? Because, like Gimbie, I think
said one of guy comes in ifshe decides a date. Eventually, No,

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guysn't gonna want to see those pictureshanging on the wall. Well what
do you do when the kid goesno, I want to keep them up.
Now you're engaging in an argument.Well, if she's that concerned about
the kids, if she's trying tomake it about the kids, then keep
them up for them. Yeah.But what I'm saying is that if you
ask them, there's a chance they'regoing to say keep them up. Yeah,
Then keep them up, or sayor don't give them a choice,

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say hey, I would like tomove these to your room if you'd like
them in your room. Otherwise I'mgoing to replace them with something else.
Because at the end of the day, it's your home. You're the adult,
and you're making the choice to breakup the family. So you know
what I mean, then take themdown if they're making you uncomfortable. Gimbi.

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A couple of texts here that coincignedwith what I'm gonna with My answer
is one says, seriously, putthose photos in the kids room. I
agree with that, a hunt Putthose photos in the kids room. You
can still hang them up on thewall. They can stare at them all
they want. Then the other onesays, I don't think I would even
notice missing pictures as a kid,And I think that right there hits it

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spot on this. Children aren't gonnanotice pictures hanging on the wall. They're
too busy in their own little world, doing their own little thing, you
know what I mean. You knowhow often as a child do you go
through a look up like, oh, look at that is a picture when
we were on vacation, or rememberwhen we had to stand in jaz pennies
and take these stupid pictures. Yousee what I'm saying. Kids really don't
give a damn. They really don't. So I think you can take the

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pictures down, be just fine,you know, and then do whatever you
want with them, whether it's givingthem to the children or burning them in
a pile. Or whatever you know, but it's having that constant reminder every
day is not healthy for you,for the person that's staying in the house
and has to stare at these picturesevery day. You know, that's just

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my opinion. It hardly matters.You gotta put your feelings for and if
your feelings are seeing them every daybothers, you take them down. And
then when your kids are like,where's the pictures of daddy? Hey?
I took them down because it hurtsmommy. Daddy is a cheating whore and
he hurt mommy's feelings. So Ican't look at those pictures and reminds me

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of what we had and how yourfather ruined it. I'm just spitballing here.
You might need to articulate that alittle bit better, but be honest
with them, because you're showing themwhat it looks like. You're showing them
what divorce looks like. And ifyou act like it's all happy, good
luck. By the way, stopgoing on vacation together, right, If
you're that hurt by him, whywould you ever go on vacation with him?

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Well, it's for the children,core In. Yeah, they'll be
fine. Plenty of kids go throughdivorce and it works out the majority of
the time. What's that phrase welike to say, it's all right,
it's all right, it's all right, allow them the space to have a
bond with their father. That excludesyou, because then you're like, if
you do it together, what doyou do when you have a new man

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and then you got You're just creatinganother friction point. You're just making I
think you're making your life more complicatedthan it needs to be. If it's
all if it's hey, we justfell out of love and everything's amicable,
that's different. But if you're hurt, why do that? Why subject yourself
to that pain? I don't getit. Listening emails, you can always
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what Lindsay quickly has for Balls tothe Wall. Sports lawyers representing Detroit Tiger's

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broadcaster Craig Monroe are denying allegations ofsexual abuse that have quietly kept him off
the team's television broadcasts. An unnamedthirty five year old woman posted the allegations
on social media, accusing Monroe ofgrooming her since she was twelve when he
was in his early twenties as heplayed for a minor league baseball team and

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her family served as a host family. The accuser says Monroe would come into
her room and fondle her, andit eventually escalated and led to intercourse when
she was fifteen years old. Atthe age of eighteen, she goes on
to say that the two of themwere in an ongoing consensual and sexual relationship,
but he would prostitute her to friendsand acquaintances. Florida police are investigating

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the allegations, and Monroe's lawyers maintainthat they are cooperating fully and have no
doubt that Monroe will be cleared ofany wrongdoing. When you read the note
that she sent, it's uncomfortable.Yea, it is. The details are
graphic that she did to this hedid to this child twelve Yeah, and

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continued yep, wow wow. Imean he he knew he did it,
but I would wager he didn't thinkit was wrong. Right. And even
if he doesn't get cleared, Idoubt he'll ever get his job back because
they don't want that smoke. Imean, I think it's safe to say
he's done. They just can't firehim right away, but I think it's

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safe to say that he's he's done. That's a hell of an accusation that
you've got to sit alone and uncomfortablefor a while if you didn't do it.
You've got to sit alone and uncomfortablefor a while to let the system
work itself out. Right, don'tgo to TV saying you didn't do nothing.
Yeah, shut your mouth right,and that's your boss of the Wall

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Sports. I'm Lindsay on ninety sevenfive CAMA, Good morning, It's the
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over three dozen awards for the courseof her storied career. She's very talented.
Sure, Good morning, Gippie,Good morning. Uh so we got
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dot com. All right, wedo to tell the truth on Tuesdays.
Time to tell the truth. Thisis your opportunity to ask anything you want.
Just remember keep it clean, nobodily fluids, nothing sexual, and
don't forget. We can and willpass on a question. Let's open up
the phone lines here you're scorbing inthe gang with all the truth you're gonna
need. All right, this isfun when I saw it online. You're

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given one week to hide anywhere inthe world, and you have to be
hidden for twenty four hours from anyperson anyone to win ten million dollars.
Where are you hiding? So again, you have one week to get there,
okay, and you have to beunseen for twenty four hours from anyone

(01:50:53):
to get ten million dollars. Okay, where are you going? I think
I can get to Fiji in aweek, okay, and there's a lot
of people there. I'm gonna standone of those huts on the water.
Yeah, where there's people. Wherethere's people. Not that I know me,
though. How are you gonna getthere? How you're gonna get to
the hut on a plane? Whorides the boat? Someone's gonna drive me

(01:51:17):
there, but they don't know me. Yeah. But if somebody goes searching
for you and they have a picture, Hey have you seen this woman here?
Yeah, wear a wig. Shemight have changed her hair color.
You know. I'll wear a wigin sunglasses. Yeah, I won't really
speak to anyone. It'll be perfect, except you're gonna have to speak to

(01:51:43):
somebody because you've got to get food, right, I'll fish with what take
a fishing pole with me? Nowyou're carrying luggage. Now you're standing ugg
carousel waiting for luggage. I thinkI'm gonna go to the woods of Alabama.
You know, I got family andstuff that lives down there. And

(01:52:04):
you know, I go to likemy grandma and Grandpa's old property and go
dig down in the woods in there, you know. I'm sure it's changed
a lot in the last twenty yearsthat I've been there, and there's been
a lot of people in that neighborhoodthat have moved in and out. I'm
sure the same people that are thereare were there, are not there anymore.
So I think I could. Icould go and build some shelter in

(01:52:26):
the woods and survive there for yousaid, how long a week? Yeah,
that's easy money. Yeah. SoI'm flying into Idaho Falls, Idaho,
and then renting a car and aboutfive miles out from the Zone of

(01:52:47):
Death, which is in Yellowstone.It's a fifty square mile where it's where
the train station is. Yeah.Yeah, And then I'm just gonna hide
it. I'm just gonna walk andwalk and walk and keep moving because there's
a good chance you might not seeanyone, and if you do, you'll

(01:53:09):
see them coming. I feel likethe woods and wildlife would be the best
option because I can abandon the carand walk where no one will see me.
Right, you're gonna see me atthe airport. You're gonna see me
in a car, right, butthen the car is just gonna be found.
Right. You go in a deepcover with some woods like it was

(01:53:31):
a tropic thunder right when Ben Steeleryou know, kills that panda you know,
and then puts on the head orwhatnots And yeah, it really blends
in with the surroundings. Yeah,big cave. I found it in the
mountains in Cherokee County as a kid. Go there. It's about a four

(01:53:51):
to five mile walk off the road. It's my fallout hideout. You just
told us, though, everybody's going, oh, okay, what are your
three top hall passes? What areyour three top hall passes? Lindsay,
for those who don't know, hallpasses, somebody that you can have sex

(01:54:12):
with and your spouse or partner can'tsay anything about it. I haven't given
it much thought. I mean RyanReynolds of course has always been change tolf
of my list, but I meanother than him, Vin Diesel used to
be on the list, but hedoesn't look the same, he doesn't look
as good anymore. I'll go withzach Efron. He's really attractive. And

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hmm, we'll go with Wolverine.What's that actor's name, he's pretty hot.
Hugh Jackman. Yeah, okay,he's a sexy, sexy guy for
an older man. Okay, himby, I'm going to go with Kate Upton
number one, and then I'm thinkinglike A J Low should be in there

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as well. And then there's anotherpart of me that says Selma Hayek should
be in that list as well,her boobs alone. I'm going with Pink,

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I'm going with Margot Robbie, andI'm going with Taylor Swift. Okay,
I've never been somebody to partake inlike because it's a little weird that
I would share with my wife.Who's some three people I'd like to have
sex with, right, But yougotta do gotta give her the same gratitude,

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right, So you give her yourthree, she's got to give you
three. Well, she doesn't gottaright, right, and then you just
kind of have to accept it.Sure, but yeah, we've never sat
down to be like, besides me, who would you like to bang?
Right? Yeah? Ryon Reynolds andDJ Qualls you, Yeah, this is
a good one. Zach Effron andthat new chin. Have you seen the

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pictures of his plastic scenario? Ohhe has a new chin. Yeah,
it's pretty good. Oh, no, me too. I'd probably change my
answer. Besides, you can't.It's over it's now in the books.
Besides Warren diplomacy, how would youlike nations to resolve conflict? Baking contests,
song competitions, giant robots battling eachother one on one? What do

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you think, lindsay? Besides Warrendiplomacy, how would you like nations to
resolve conflict? Baking contests? Isgreat? I love that. I think
laser tag laser tag war simulation.Okay, all right, gimpi zach.
Everyone looks weird with that chiin.I gotta see this. Uh, let's

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see here. I like the ideaof Indian like wrestling. I think that's
a good one. I like theidea of maybe a bubble blowing contest.
You know, you get some somebubble gum, some bubble yum, and
then see who can blow the biggestbubble sustainable bubble. Right now, I

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think there's all kinds of I don'tthink that fighting robots should be involved at
all whatsoever. We're kind of leaningthat way anyhow. But yeah, and
then lastly, what hell, let'sjust get down to uh bikini baby oil
wrestling. How awesome would it beto see presidents and yes, g z

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Ping and Kim Jong un wrestling itout in bikini oil wrestling. My first
response is uno okay, My secondresponse is air guitar, and my third
would be paper rock scissors. OhRoe, schambella. That's how we solve

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our issues. That's good. Someonesaid hide on Epstein Island. No one's
there except all eyes are on that. Yes, literally the worst place to
hide. All right, bang Marykill. We love these bananas, strawberries
and peaches. Mary bang killed bananas, strawberries and peaches. Lindsay, all

(01:58:32):
right, well, I'm killing strawberriesbecause the seeds they get stuck in your
teeth. Don't like that. I'llbang the banana. I'll marry the peach.
Hey, kimb Man, banana isone of my favorite it's probably my
favorite flavor profile. Keep in mindif you say bang banana exactly. So

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I want to marry the banana becauseit's my favorite. It'll be around forever.
I like that. I will bangthe hell out of a peach just
based on looks in general. Soup killing off the strawberries. That actually
doesn't probably because strawberries could be alittle sour and that's not your favorite favorite
book flavor profile. I'm totally bangingpeaches, of course, and I'm marrying

(01:59:18):
strawberries they're so good. And bananasthough, tassium is an important attribute.
And for food, I'm gonna goahead and kill that one. Here's a
fun one. We never had this. Start one bench, one cut one.
Lamar Jackson, Patrick Mahomes, JoshAllen. Of course, Lamar Jackson
is the quarterback and previous MVP forthe Ravens. Patrick Mahomes is previous Super

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Bowl winder. And Josh Allen isn'twanna be all right, Okay, he
doesn't want to be. We gottado what now. We gotta cut one,
keep one and then what else?Start one bench, one, cut
one? Okay? Ah? Well, Patrick Mahomes is getting started. And
then who is the rationale behind that? He's the best and I think by
the time he's done with his careerhe will surpass Tom Brady. He will

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be the goat. I really believethat. And who are the other two,
Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen. Mhmm, do you know Josh Allen?
Allen? Who's he play for BuffaloBills? Yeah, yeah, okay,

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I'll bench him, and I guessI'm cutting Lamar Jackson. Last year's
MVP. Okay, gimpy, I'mgoing to cut Lamar Jackson, right,
he's a he's a selfish ball hallquit running the damn ball. Right,
Oh, cut my own pass?Good for you. Somebody tip it and

(02:00:49):
you were in the right spot atthe right time. Get out of here.
It's a little miss leading. Sayyou caught your own pass it and
throw it up in the air,run twenty miles and catch it. Somebody
tip. Yeah. So with thatbeing said, so I'm cutting him.
I'm going to bench Patrick Mahomes becausehe needs to be humbled, all right,
he but yeah here, he needsto be humbled. So that leaves

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me starting Josh Allen because you knowhe's good. He's good. He just
needs to be out there more andand and these other two need to share
the spotlight a little bit. Yeah. I mean, I think if you
want to win, it's an easychoice, right, because one of these
has the track record to win,and that of course is Patrick Mahomes.

(02:01:34):
Uh, there's one that has thecase of the whoop, sees a lot
with the ball, and so Ithink that's an automatic cut. And so
goodbye Josh and having Lamar Jackson benchedas a backup being a bad choice.
But Josh, who I think isa stud quarterback. He has fun to
watch. If I wasn't a Chiefsfan, I could be a Bills fan.

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But of the three, Josh hasbeen the least performing, at least
in terms of accolades, So thatfeels like an easy one. What's the
Where's the weirdest place you have fallenasleep as an adult? Lindsay, probably
in church. I don't think that'sthat weird, but it can be your

(02:02:24):
weirdness, can Gimpie. I'm gonnahave to say during a fireworks show,
Wow, while they're going up,that is weird, though it's not really.
Let's get comfortable enough, uh.Sheriff's office, Oh yeah, when

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you you were doing a concealed carry. Yeah yeah, yeah uh. Based
on the answers for hall Pass,I'm gonna guess Corbyn's wife is a blonde.
Okay, Pink's not a blonde.She's multi she's had many color hairs,
right, yeah, but she isa blonde naturally? Yeah I think
so. Spoiler, my wife isn'ta natural blonde. If you could make

(02:03:10):
one service or product free in oursociety, what would you make free?
So much. The first thing thatcomes to mind is tampons and feminine products
for women. It should be freebecause I don't know why it's not.
Because it's women have periods. There'snothing we can do about it, and

(02:03:33):
the product should be free. Shouldnot have to pay for something that we
can't control, like a tornado.Yeah, sure, gimbi. Drugs and
alcohol. And when I say drugs, right, I'm not talking just cocaine
or cannabissers. I'm talking all drugs, over the counter drugs, prescription drugs,

(02:03:56):
and of course recreational drugs, andthen all alcohol. I mean,
this is easy. Too many peoplemake decisions not to do this or take
care of themselves because of this,and that is medical care. It should
be free. There are too manypeople that deal with ailments or die because
they're like, I don't want themedical bill, and I think that that's

(02:04:17):
silly. I don't know if that'sconducive to living your best life. This
is a fun question. How longdo you keep your underwear before you throw
them away and get new ones.I usually go about three years before I
buy new ones. It my weirdfor this. They still look good even
when I throw them away. Lindsey, I'm how long do you keep your

(02:04:41):
underwear before you throw them away?You know? Honestly, I have underwear
that is I don't know how manyyears old, but I'm like this person,
if it still looks good, Istill keep it because I have so
many pairs that I don't go throughit all. I mean I probably have
like how many do you have?Totally think, oh jeez, hundreds.

(02:05:04):
I have an entire drawer that justhas panties in it because if my wife
is sitting here, I'd be askingwhy because they're pretty, but you don't
wear them right? So why?Like? Eventually maybe I will, like
there's summer, throng, summer,you know, summer, sure, variety,
just totally. Yeah. Seven daysin a week do you do laundry?

(02:05:26):
How often do you do laundry?At least six days a week?
So every day? Yeah? Yeah, things like a lot. If you
had to slim it down to onlywhat you need, how many pairs?
I could probably narrow it down totwenty five pears? God dang, okay,
GIMPI I say that. You know, it really depends once they start

(02:05:49):
falling apart, Like the waistband isall stretched out and they're not hanging on
like they used to, or youryour your farts are blowing holes in your
undies, you know, especially holesman, and get rid of those wholewaar
you know, And that could takea while. Put a time frame on
it. I think the last timeI bought underwear, it's been about four

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years, five years maybe, andI still got I still wear, I'm
still good. I don't have atime frame, like I don't go up
new calendar and throw under it.I think to throw away perfectly good underwear
is weird. But when they startgetting holy or they're not holding up like

(02:06:35):
then, I think it's time toget rid of them. And I probably
have nine or ten underwear and that'sit. Okay, six, seven and
then eight. You know about threeboxers. Yeah, I guess about the
same amount of underwears. And I'mnot counting like underwear I wear when I
work out, but I guess thatwould count, So we'll go fourteen.

(02:06:59):
Okay. I really thought to counthow many pairs of underviews are good?
But a Harver one hundreds? Insanity. Would you rather be an expert at
one thing or pretty good at manythings? Lindsay, pretty good at many
things? That'd be nice. Beingan expert at one thing seems boring.

(02:07:25):
You know, you'd like to bemediocre. Yes, that's some others.
So you're mediocre at cooking, mediocre, yocre, it's kissing, mediocre at
sex, mediocre at no. No. No. It doesn't say mediocres is
pretty good pretty good as mediocre mediocresmedium. It says, yeah, but
pretty good, pretty good is lessthan medium, still good but not great?

(02:07:49):
Good? Get me, what aboutyou? That's that's pretty easy.
I don't know a lot about onething, but I want to know a
little bit about a lot of things. I've given plenty of examples on this
show. That about that. SoI'm what lindsay, I'd rather be pretty
good at a lot of things thanjust really good at one thing. I'm

(02:08:13):
good with being good at one thingbecause I'm pretty good at a lot of
things. Then I get asked tohelp out with a lot of things rather
than let's just say I'm good withelectrical. You'll only call me if you
need help with electrical. I don'twant to be a leatherman, right,
a multi tool? Yeah, youjust want to be a tool in general.

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Last one, because it's a funone if you could own a professional
sports team that isn't your favorite,what team would it be? It pains
me to say it, but itwould have to be the Dallas Cowboys because
they're worth so much money. I'dbe dumb not to own them. GIMPI,
I guess it have to be theCleaves. I mean, they are

(02:09:00):
Bowl champions, So that's about whereI'm at. There was another thing that
came out yesterday and it was therichest Owners and he was number two of
the Chiefs tomorrow Hunt. I waslike what because I would have thought Jerry
and he's not not anymore, noteven close. He's not. I don't
think he's in the top ten ofthe richest owners franchise. Yes, I'm

(02:09:20):
talking about individual wealth. I wouldpick like the Yankees or the Lakers,
or the Cowboys, a team thatover the always shows up as desirable.
Yeah, who doesn't want to goto a Yankees game even though we choose
the cow I go to a Cowboysgame in a second. Yeah, I
would go to a Yankees game ina second. I would go to a

(02:09:41):
Lakers game in a second. Iwould even blink, like, yes,
let's go. The amount of celebritiesat a Lakers game, any high profile
team. Yes, right, Owningthe Cubs wouldn't suck. Cubs games are
fun. They are expensive as hellto go to all games. All games
are expensive as hell. Isn't selectiveto just the Cup most expensive games I've

(02:10:03):
ever gone to our Cubs games.All right, we got to take a
break. We'll be back. Tulsa'sMorning Show continues next Dax the Big Mad
Morning Show on Tulsa's rock station ninetyseven. Good morning, It's the Big

(02:10:31):
Mad Morning Show. Nine six ohkmo d. We were on vacation last
week and I know Gimpy and Igot in the pool a lot in different
locations. Did you guys do thepool? Lindsay, we didn't do the
pool. We did the lake.And I think pools ultimately are quite disgusting

(02:10:52):
because you assume they're being taken careof properly. I told my wife,
I was watching from the balcony onemorning, usually in the morning when they're
cleaning the pool, and they're workingin the pool and stuff. I didn't
see a person right every day.I didn't see some drinking my coffee watching.
Not one person in the pool evercleaning the pool, Not vacuuming it
not you. I saw them testthe chemicals one day, right, But

(02:11:13):
they enter are skimming it. Theyain't out there really doing the diligence that
you probably would. I would,I would think, right, And I've
other resorts. I've said it.You see them cleaning the pool every day,
whether the vacuuming or scrubbing the sidesor something. Right, So this
is pretty awesome to fall into thatwhole. Three common illnesses you can catch

(02:11:33):
at a swimming pool. Diarrhea isthe most common outbreak you get at a
pool. Really. One of thereasons why is there is a fecal accident
in a pool. There's a protocolthe lifeguards and pool operators follow before allowing
people back into the water. Millionsof germs can get into the water when

(02:11:54):
someone with diarrhea has an accident,and other people can get sick by swallowing
even small amounts. Someone doesn't necessarilyneed to have an accident in the water
for others to get six small here'smy h small particles of poop can come
off people's bodies while swimming. Yeah, because they don't watch this. Yeah,

(02:12:18):
Bedey, By the way, theyhad the most amazing bidet at the
hotel. We didn't know this,and uh, like, my wife's like,
we're getting it, dude. Ithad an air dryer, really and
no matter. You know, whenyou go on vacation, you get the
vacation tummies and it stinks pretty bad. Not once did I smell anyone,
including mine. It was amazing.The seat, it was like you could

(02:12:41):
make the seat warm nice anyway,Oh God, so bidet. So you
may not necessarily even see it inthe water. Some of the most common
germs you might pick up include,yes all of them, shagilla, equal
eye, neurovirus he already, Giardia, Crypto subordide. Depending on the pathogen,

(02:13:03):
you might experience diarrhea, nausea,vomiting, fever, or stomach pain
because of it. Not the wholittle pepto can and you're like chlorine that
should deal with this. This saysit's critical that pools and water playgrounds have
the correct amount of chlorine or bromineand the correct pH so they can effectively

(02:13:24):
present prevent the spread of germs,but people can still be exposed to germs
during the time it takes for thechlorine to kill the germs. Crypto this
certain type of bacteria is partially resistantto chlorine. It says forty nine percent
of infection outbreaks and aquatic venues likepools, hot tubs, and water playgrounds

(02:13:46):
come from this. This crypto chlorineor bromine inactive in activates or kills germs
in properly treated water within minutes.However, crypto can survive for seven days.
People who have a weakened immune systemare more at risk of catching severe
crypto infections, so as recommended youcheck with your health care provider perforce.

(02:14:11):
You can also get swimmers here.Yes, it's very common in young kids.
For those who know swimming. Earsan infection caused by bacteria when pull
water stays in the outer ear canal. When the water sits in there for
a long time wears down the protectivewax and skin and provides a moist moist
environment for bacteria to multiply. Commonlyseen in children, and it doesn't spread

(02:14:33):
from person to person. Symptoms includepain, engining, redness, swelling,
drainage, screaming, yelling, crying, lunglessly. I've had a few days
of experience with them, so muchin fact, that we do ear drops
every time they get out of thepool. Chemicals in water can irritate your
eyes and cause rashes. Are coughing. There is a rash called swimmers rash

(02:14:56):
that you get from stuff in thewater on your skin. Okay. Irritation
may occur when chlorine in the poolturns into chemical irritants when combined with sweat,
urine, and dirt. When yousmell chlorine at the pool, you
probably are actually smelling these chemical irritantsas they turn into gas in the surrounding
air. Yeah. Ever walked intoa Great Wolf lodge? All you smell,

(02:15:18):
you get automatic lasik. Yeah.If you ever walked into a holiday
in holodome right nasty. The irritantscalled chloramines can cause red, nitchy eyes,
rashes, nasal irritation, coughing,and wheezing. That's why it's best

(02:15:41):
to shower before going into the waterand never pee in the pool. Not
only do chloramines form when pee,sweat or makeup combines with chlorine, but
this also decreases the amount of chlorinethat can get rid of other germs.
Can be said, if you smellit because someone's pissed in the pool,
everybody, it means it's working,but it takes away from the amount of

(02:16:05):
chlorine. They don't account for theamount of piss someone's gonna put in it,
right, They put the chlorine inthere to keep it clean. It
don't go well, We're gonna haveabout twenty people today, about ten percent
of them will pee in the pool. So we're gonna have to ramp it
up. Yeah, we're gonna haveto big day. It's a Saturday,
right, Flow days not so much. Yeah, it says the biggest thing

(02:16:28):
you can do is avoid bringing germsinto the water. To help out,
I don't shower before getting into apool, and I don't shower after getting
out of the pool until I gethome and take an actual shower. I
remember going to resorts as a kidand right at the pool there would always
be a little shower restall that youwould have to use before getting into the
pool. Do they enforce it though, Yeah. It used to be in

(02:16:50):
for it and you would see peopleactually use it and then get into the
pool. That used to be amajor thing. Now it's like nowhere,
I too have seen these. Evena place we just came from, they
had showers every near every entrance tothe pool, like when you come off
the main area right, And Ididn't see you a one taking a shower.
No, no, where I wasthat they had a shower and a

(02:17:11):
little faucet, and I thought itwas just to rinse the sand off of
you before, you know, fromgoing to the beach into the pool.
At least that's what I use it. And my kids take swim lessons at
a swim facility. That's that's whatthey do there. That's not recreation.
And they don't make them shower beforethey get in, so crazy they kids
are dirty? A yeah, Imean people in general, I think we've

(02:17:33):
established and I and I you know, you read this about the things that
can happen from swimming in the pool. And then there's parents that are like,
oh, you swim in the pooltoday, you don't have to take
a shower tonight. Kids, onehundred percent, what's your no shower rule
in your house? There's a thingabout not showering, like you shouldn't let
your kids shower like more than twicea week, no matter what they do.

(02:17:58):
That's discussing that they need the goodhealthy bacteria. Nope, because I
know how dirty my kids are.What's your shower active? I don't really
have a no shower rule, you'realready you're getting clean. Because they're active,
they get sweaty and disgusting. Theyplay in the dirt and they play
in the creek and get your assin the tub. Go shower. If

(02:18:18):
you haven't gone outside, you don'thave shower in our house. I okay,
So you do have a rule.Yeah, I guess yes that works.
Yes, yeah, yes. Ifit's a rainy day and they haven't
gone outside, then sure, yeahyou get a pass. Yeah, like
Sunday they didn't go outside at all. Yesterday the didn't go outside, but
they went to jiu jitsu, sothey had to take a shower. Right.
There was some working up. Yeah, they were sweating. Yes,

(02:18:41):
yeah. If you go to thepool, you're one showering. Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta watch that chlorineand you know, other people's piss off
of even on vacation. Even onvacation, we're a you know, pool
early in the morning crew, likewe get we're out there pretty early and
then we're done by two and twoor three, three, shower, do

(02:19:03):
all that and then go to dinneror do whatever at like five or six.
Right on vacation, but there isno not shower that is atrocious.
Yes, I won't even slay ona bed like you know, in your
own hotel. I'm like, labloo, right, because you're gonna be
sleeping on Oh yeah. And Iwas thinking how the diarrhea thing right like?

(02:19:24):
You will avoid restaurants that are knownto give you diarrhea, right,
yeah, right now because they're unhealthybecause their food or whatever. But a
pool man, you'll line right up. Oh yeah, get water in your
mouth, spit it out on thefountain. Look at this. Last time
we went to Mexico, we werethere for five days. They evacuated the
pool twice because there was poop inthe pool. Oh god, I have

(02:19:46):
been fortunate enough in my life thatI have not been in a poopy pool.
You better knock on some wood.Well, I don't go to a
lot of pools, to be honestwith you. So it's okay. You
mean you didn't see it. Yeah, I didn't see it happened very well,
that is correct. I didn't seeit happens, So therefore it's okay.
And the the lake you don't seeit, and that's different. That's

(02:20:11):
that's you know, that's animals informations. Nature, it's nature. It's okay,
I can swim in you know,deer piss all day, fish poop.
They always show those videos of peoplethat go to like where is it
Jamaica or something like that, andthe pigs are in the water and they're
like it's so awesome. I'm like, eh, you know, or horses

(02:20:31):
like on the beach and they're justhorses have no bowel control, then none,
none at all whatsoever. And soI'm like, I have no desire
to swim with a pig or ahorse, but dolphin sure, because they
belong in the water. Yeah,but dolphins will hump your right, you
get a different kind of violation.Yeah right, yeah right. Dolphins they're

(02:20:52):
just they're like pandas in the water. They're very sweet, of course,
but let's keep them captive so youcan pet it, right, so you
can have an awesome Christmas card poolbuilder here ozone slash UV is the only
thing on the market that can killcrypto the diarrhea virus. Corbyn, call
me, uh yeah, as soonas the water gets to it, right,

(02:21:13):
how long does it take for waterby me to get to the UV
and clean it? And can youguarantee all the water goes there right right,
No, because if I take adeuce, all right, I don't
wipe real good, and I getin the water and I don't see it
so gross. Ye. My wifedoes want a pool though. And if

(02:21:37):
you have a salt water pool,it's chlorine. It's chloring the salt.
The temperature and the salt creates chlorine. Okay, Yeah, it's a natural
process. It just doesn't smell likechlorine. It's not as bad. Yeah,
yeah, all right, we gotto take a break. We'll be
back of the Big Man Morning Show. Is Nest Good Morning. It's the

(02:22:16):
Big Mad Morning Show. Find outwhat everybody learned? Lindsey, what'd you
learn today? I learned that Ithink it's time to clean out my panty
drawer. And also, public swimmingpools are nothing more than golden showers.
Gimpy, what'd you learn today?Well, I'll learn it sometimes in life
you're gonna drop a baby. Ialso learned it, I too, have

(02:22:39):
got to clean out my drawers,my panty drawer. I learned the wife
thought when he said he was droppingkids, she thought he was going to
the bathroom. And I also learnedhigh I'd like to change my name to
bubbles. It's Corbin saying, makesure that dishwasher is loaded right. It's
Lindsay he stopped tracking my syche.This is gimpy and I'm sorry, Daddy.

(02:23:07):
Can I get a call? Youare bro with one bad time?
I need? Yeah? Now whatthe hell? Lay me? Don't make
a noise into your password cord newmessages. The Big Matt and Moring Show

(02:23:31):
would like to take a minute tothank troops from Oklahoma and all over the
United States. These soldiers have sacrifice. Did the Big Mad Morning Show before
you the bag like the total douchebagsthat they are total douchebag bag littal,
incomplete douchebag. We honor and respectyou, honor and respect you. We
honor and respect you do bleass rockingall. I'm blessed Tulsa. We try

(02:23:52):
bo it. So you're going tosolve conflicts? Yes by blowing bubbles?
Yes? Yes, I caught thatand I thought that that was I don't

(02:24:18):
know if everybody and disturbing you nastynasty mofo. I mean, I would
be a part of world peace.Was the bubbles? Also Michael Jackson's Monkeys,
m Brady's in the studio, Heybuddy, Hey, what's up.
Man? You know we don't tellyou enough how much we appreciate all.
You don't have to do that,man is already known and observed and appreciated,
well, not especially lately around here. Yeah, not true, very

(02:24:43):
very true. So we had thislistener who gave us a card saying,
thank is such a simple phrase.And I'll just read it because I don't
know if you heard. The carcarbon said. I know this is a
little weird, but I would justwanted to send you guys a few things
to say thank you. I can'tsay why, but you guys did something
for me that is changed a lotfor me and family, my family.
I hope the shirt sizes are okay, asked for us to do it on

(02:25:07):
the air. Just very nice carsomeone that And we did find out who
it is, by the way,Oh you did? Oh yeah, okay,
yeah, I'm not gonna don't tellme. I'll tell you of her
because they tried to block out thenames on the packaging and stuff, but
they left her receipt inside. AnyWay, thank you so much for this.
That is very cool and very that'sawesome. I got this this Marker

(02:25:31):
coloring book set dear a bunch ofother books cleaning products, and then like
he got the good ship, likean autograph Steve de Bergh pylon with this
total yards did that's a very uniquepeople have that. No, and that's

(02:25:54):
awesome. How cool is that?That's like money money, That's like wow,
very appreciative, dude. I've seenthat T shirt like on Facebook and
Instagram and stuff, and I wasso close to buying that shirt he sent
me too, because large large,give a shot. Yeah that is it

(02:26:16):
be a muscle shirt for you,but really nice stuff. Yeah, for
some reason, I don't know why, but to put yours in a black
bag, well you know, man, And look how big and bulky it
is, like me, I guessyou can say. It is so massive
it's actually splitting the bag. Itis much like he does the shorts that
he puts on. Have you seenthat video online of the lady uh this

(02:26:39):
like very suburban white lady and she'slike, I'm going to tell you the
uses and benefits between black cock andwhite cock. Yes, and she's doing
like you use white cock on thefront door, you use black cock on
the back door. It's so it'sso funny. It's a really funny bit.
All right, I do this realquick. Yeah, so we have

(02:27:00):
no idea what's going to be inyours, but it's all stapled and tape.
Yeah yeah. Person went to extremelinks all right. The first sing
to pull out what whoa play?Showing new headphones? Oh dang, yeah,
I want to say they're like wireless, like yeah, Bluetooth wireless.

(02:27:22):
That's cool. That's awesome because Ineed some new ones because the ones I
used to like work out and likemow my lawn. I mean they're beats
and they're awesome, but as yousweat, because they're getting like the little
right, they fall out my ears. So I'm afraid. I'm like,
I'm almost mowed one the other day, like over the years, which even

(02:27:43):
better when you mow your lawn.Yeah yeah, So whoever this person's awesome
really knows us. Yeah. Yeah, that is so cool. That is
so cool. Is that amazing?Dude? And all the times you've gotten
stuff from listeners? Have you evergot anything that nice? No? No,
yeah, but for me, Joegets things every other day. Every
other day give motorcycles and lazy boys. Yes, all right, this number

(02:28:16):
two thing is in a box.Okay, some scissors there for you unless
you just want to. I waslike, where do they go? Don't
worry if it breaks, it'll befixed in a year. Yeah, here
we go. Looks like maybe ahat. It's a hat, all right,
Dan, and it says Oklahoma.And it looks like it may fit

(02:28:41):
my big fat melon of a head. A Brandon dude. That's right on
brand for yes, yes it is. I love that Brandon Bills. Yeah,
I love that all right. That'ssuper cool. And there's a shirt.
Here's a shirt. Number three isa shirt and it says ship.
No, that's not what it saysship show supervisor. That's the god very

(02:29:09):
much, so perfect. We'll bewarned every patio party. Yes, whoever
sent this, whoever you are,I really appreciate that. That's out of
the way. You didn't have todo that. So kind, so appreciative.

(02:29:31):
I really truly thank you very much. Unnecessary, unnecessary. You leave
your trash here, I'll take itout with the rest of it. You
know, you just throw it inthe bag there and I gotta go to
it trom meeting real quick. Yeah, solve world problems, right, I'm
sure. I'm sure those things willget working. Yeah, they will happening.

(02:29:54):
Thank you so much, and thankyou guys. I appreciate you guys
every day. You guys make itso much easier and heart at the same
time. All Right, I'll letyou guys do your things. Everybody,
how cool is that man? Didnot disappoint even with Brady stuff too,
And he's a long time listener.Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,

(02:30:15):
when you find out who is thename sounds familiar, Okay, so
you'll know. I found this thing, this TikTok, and I want you
to hear what he is doing becauseI can't tell if it's genius or if
it's if it's stupid. And whenyou hear what he's selling, not like

(02:30:41):
he's not really selling something, butyou'll go that is amazing. So here's
this guy I found on TikTok.Everybody knows about this. You're just trying
to make me feel dombe for somereason. It's not done. That's what
everybody does. I'm all right,here's the still. Last night we're having
there started bubbling a little bit andI had to go to the bathrooms kind

(02:31:01):
of emergency, so I ran inhere. I said, there's no toilet
paper, and she's like we'll justgo ahead and start going. I'll bring
you some later. And first ofall, and secondly, I said,
I need it before I go soI can make the basket. She said,
what do you mean the basket?I said, what do you mean?
What do I mean? I meanthe basket? And uh, and
she's she didn't know what that was. So that everybody knows what hold this,

(02:31:26):
So a pause it before he explainsit. Do you know what the
basket is? Nope? Do youknow what the basket is? A device
to catch a poop? I don'tknow. I've never heard of the basket
before. So I found a videoafter where he's defending himself. So I
had to go back and find thestory, right, and so that's this
is the story part of it,okay. And I didn't know what it

(02:31:46):
was either. I thought it wasan actual like if you know what the
top hat is when you go tothe doctor and you got pee in the
thing and they collect your pay,That's what I thought it was, okay,
But for your deuce, that isnot what this is. And when
he explains it, I'm curious towhether you guys think it's genius or if
it's it's stupid. This is whateverybody does. You take arms length of
toilet paper, chop it off beforeyou go number two. You take take

(02:32:09):
sections of two and you land itout like this. There's usually three watch
in the one right, and thatmakes a nice little basket for when the
duty has a little basket to fallinto. And then it just goes right
down the pipes and doesn't leave anybrown streaks everywhere. Everybody else to just
leave the streaks, and after everytime it's crazy. So is it crazy

(02:32:37):
or genius? Okay, Uh,it's just genius. It's genius. Okay,
crazy or that's crazy? Man?I felt like that too. Now
listen to his difference. One thingin life you get to choose is the
hill upon which you'll die. AndI guess for me convincing people to ship
into a basket, it's gonna bemine. So let's get into it.
I had over eighteen thousand comments ofpeople saying some version of this. This

(02:32:58):
happens to be the funniest my opinion. But let's go over some of the
most popular ones. The comment says, a tisket a task it. No
one else puts their shit in abasket. That he was coming in as
the most funny, so here heis you can explain why this is logical.
Nobody does this, Okay, Ithink you would have been the people
two hundred years ago when the dentistcame to town and said, I've done

(02:33:20):
the research. We should brush ourteeth twice a week. You'd be the
people out there going. But nobodybrushes their teeth twice a week with your
gang glass teeth. Who taught youthis? I taught me this when I
was like nineteen or twenty years oldand I was standing night at my girlfriend's
house and I try to take adump into the toilet and it left streaks
everywhere, and there was no brush, and I was trying to figure out
what to do because I didn't wantI was embarrassed. I taught to this.

(02:33:41):
Why do you leave streaks every time? I don't know that I do
because I take the proper basket precaution. How would you know before it's too
late that this is going to bea streaky shit or not? You don't
know that. You have to assumeevery shit's going to be a streaky shit
and just go ahead and lay itout. By the way, that's a
shirt every shit's a streaky shit,that is, whether it is or it
isn't, you don't know until it'stoo late. Number five. That's what

(02:34:03):
the brush is for. No,it isn't. No, it isn't.
You're gonna tell me that. Ifyou've got streaks that what you do about
it is you scrub them off withthis brush. And then then what you
got the ship particles all over thebrush? What do you do? You
flush that? Do you wait forthe bowl to fill back up and then
with clean water? Do you washthe brush off with that and then have

(02:34:24):
to flush it again? And thentake your somewhat shit stained brush and drag
it across the seat and hope thatyou don't drop shit water all over the
seat. And yes, yes,yes, you woosh it off in the
fucking toilet water that's already there,you know, because not all of it
goes down. It goes down andthen it comes back. Yeah, it

(02:34:45):
takes a little wall for it tofill up, but if there's still enough
in there to woosh your brush inthere and brush it off, and then
you tink tink tink on on thebrim right into the good you splash it
everywhere, and the splashing it,but we got it. You're holding it
in the bowl, right, soit's splashing in the bowl. It's not
getting shit water everywhere, and thatreduces the chances of shit water getting onto

(02:35:07):
the the seat. And then inthe event that you do happen to go
ahead and get some shit water onthe seat, he takes the toilet paper,
you wipe it off, you throwit in the trash, you call
it done. This guy's over complicatingtaking a shit. I'm just saying.
I don't know if that's true.I personally he is right about it.

(02:35:28):
I don't know if it's a streakyshit or not. But if I happen
to be fibrous, I just waitand flush again and that usually solves all
my problems. And if it doesn't, well, yes, this man is
a goddamn genius. Okay. Myhusband shits at least three to five times
a day. I'm so jealous ofthat, by the way, And every

(02:35:52):
damn time he leaves shit streaks inthe toilet, and I complain about it
because guess who ends up cleaning thetoilet me? You know, you choose
to clean the toilet. Well,if I know when it doesn't get done,
but it will it will be donebecause when he goes in there to
just take a piss, next time, he's going to power wash it off.

(02:36:13):
That's the benefit of being a guy. You can power wash the poop
off the side of the bowl.There. No, because he's sitting down.
Yeah, comfort comfort, not spingcomfort. It's so annoying to me.
So I want him to no,no, no, And he leaves
ship stains on the toilet, soI want to I want to send him

(02:36:35):
this video so he can learn aboutthe basket. This is brilliant. You've
got to go and take the toiletpaper and put it down in the goddamn
bull You just set it there.You know you're not. But by the
way, it's not a real basket. It's not a weave or anything.
It's just three sheets two by two's. Yeah, I get that, three
three columns to to too high.I get that. Who's to say you

(02:36:56):
got time to do that? Ifyou ain't got time because you got a
motherfucker on deck ready to go.Oh. He's like, listen, I'm
up here, I'm ready to jump, you know, And you're like,
hold on now, I got toget your safety net out first before you
jump off. This platform. Yeahno, no, then because he's squattered
down. He squattered down, andhe's putting paper down in there for the

(02:37:16):
demonstration. Absolutely, But okay,so you bent over, right, either
way, you're bent over, you'reputting the paper down in there. There's
a good chance something's gonna slip outbefore you get your pants down. I
don't know if everybody runs that closeto the red line and not everybody runs
life red line six years old,right, most of us have controlled our
bowel movements to know. I thinkI should go soon. Yeah, yeah,

(02:37:39):
yeah, you want to tell meafter a night of fucking taco bell
or a good chimney chang at thelocal Meskin restaurant that he is in there
making a basket. You know,here's a little bit more from him.
Then if you do, what doyou do? Then? Do you take
the toilet paper that you're so afraidof wasting and cleaning that up and then
throwing it away or flushing it again? That's your to that No, the

(02:38:01):
brushes for when it's already clean,and you're every two or three days spraying
the chemicals in there and getting disinfected. I may have eighteen thousand people arguing
with me. But I'm standing onthis hill and I will die on this
hill because I like a clean toilet. Now he's also he's so close to
the toilet. It's freaking me outthat he eats a burrito that close to
the toilet. I was thinking too, because you have to kind of reach

(02:38:22):
your hand it crossed the threshold ofthe bowl to drop the paper in to
get it where you want. Yeah, and I didn't realize so I watched
him do it that that's a nogo for me. I do not stick
my hand into a toilet bowl.I try. That's just a life thing
for me, short of your phonefalling in. Ah, even then I'm
probably leaving it to be honest,Right, go get some tongs or something

(02:38:43):
something. Yeah, a rubber glove, right, Yeah, I was going
to say, my father in lawwhen he cleans his toilet toilets, he
doesn't even use a brush, heuses a scrubber, he uses rubber glove.
But he actually he uses his handto wash his toilets. Yeah,
I mean, I I don't thinkthat's a miscommon thing with that age group.

(02:39:03):
Okay, that's really yeah, Imean, before a fairly new thing.
Yeah, but I just realized Idon't stick my hand like I would
maybe go above and drop and hopeit lands well. But and even then
you're like, fuck, that didn'twork out. I gotta put another piece.
I've never this is an inn.This person must have a great life
because of the complications of my life. Shit streaks are not one that I'm

(02:39:26):
like, gotta get that solved,Like it's not on my to do board
now. No, as a matterof fact, I left some in the
toilet this morning before I came towork, like actual turds. No,
not turds, but the streaks.Shit happens. I I gotta be honest.
I don't know. I'm gonna haveto talk to my wife about this.
I don't know when I do.I don't know if I like,
I'm gonna go is this a likeI know the things that I do that

(02:39:48):
annoy her. I don't know ifthat's a thing that I'm just like like
gimby Lindsay's pointing out about her husbandthat I leave shit street. I don't
know if that's a thing. Youdon't ever turn around look back after,
you know, after it's all saidand gone, and be like Okay,
well there's some remnants. I mean, I like to look and see how
healthy or unhealthy I am, butI don't inspect the sides. And by
the way, if there are streaks, it's on the porcelain under the water.

(02:40:11):
If it's if I'm hitting the splashzone, you know, the front
row section, then that's concerning theway I'm shitting. Concern right, right,
right right? Or you know,you get freckles, you know that
happens sometimes people are frecklers. Whenyou have the day, you're definitely getting
freckles. Yeah, But to me, I didn't know. I didn't know

(02:40:33):
that this was a problem. Ididn't know that there are people that are
like I can't deal with it,like him talking about that deity went on
and then he had to take aship first of all. Figure it out,
bro right, you're shitting on afirst date. That's kind of mess.
You hold her at her place,You hold that until you can get
to the gas station. Hey,I just remembered I got a thing right
right. Hey, I'm gonna runthe store real quick. You need anything

(02:40:54):
wrong on right, something right right? Make it up, and you gotta
get some condoms or something whatever youknow. Oh wait, God, you're
gonna you're gonna go take a shipand you're gonna get condoms. I need
more of us, I need morespace. Anyway, we're getting off topic.
But the idea that this is athing and that you're worried about it,

(02:41:15):
as you've got a pretty great life. I thought we had all these
financial problems in our world right now. That's that's definitely interesting for sure,
but not something I'm gonna start doingnow. Some I'm gonna start doing Going
to the bathroom at a friend's house. If I were to do that,
which is not typically something that Itry to do, Uh, I don't.
Yeah, I wouldn't check. Imay weight make sure it all goes

(02:41:37):
down right flush again. But Ifeel like there's an expectation of shit in
the toilet. Yeah, yeah,I feel like that's that's the place.
It's like soap on the sink.Yeah, uh huh, it's it's expected,
right, right, right? Whenwas the last time you've clogged a
friend's toilet? And what do youdo in that situation? Like you're sitting

(02:42:03):
there, you just took a healthydump, right, you go to flesh
it down and then the water startsrising back up, not to the point
to where it's spilling over the damshave a little trouble working through it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, itjust keeps rising up and rising up,
and then it just kind of settlesout at the top. I don't know
if I ever had. I don'tthink either I have either. But I

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would just say, do you havea plunger? I would, like Corbin
said, with the soap and whatnots, it should be there. I
expect the plunger to be next tothe toilet rega oh no, really,
really no, because if I'm thetype of person if my toilet isn't First
of all, I have a fairlymodern home with modern plumbing in it,
So the toilet not functioning correctly isnot something I concerned myself with. And

(02:42:48):
if I did, that was athing that was happening, I would probably
do all I can to rectify thatsituation to avoid that concern. But stuff
happened. You know, kids puttoo much toilet paper in in the uh
in the toilet, you know,and it backs it up. Then I
would go get the plunger out ofthe garage. Somebody comes over and they

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ship like a lumberjack, you know, and it's maybe it's just me.
And there's the way I was raised. I've always in every house that I've
ever been in growing up until fuckingnow. I've got two bathrooms right,
one in my bedroom and then theguest bathroom. Both of them have a
plunger sitting right next to the toilet, because you never know. Yeah,
I keep one in my bathroom,but I'm a courtesy flusher. Wait,

(02:43:30):
hold on, you keep one inyour bathroom? Yeah? How many bathrooms
are in your home? Four?Well fucking money bags? Yeah, you
tell me, I freaking up bathroom. You have a plunger in everyone?
No something? Why not? Whydoes your toilet make more sense to have
a plunger because it mine gets usedthe most? I guess in your whole
house everybody uses your children. Yeah, I know. Well, actually I

(02:43:56):
take that back. I think theupstairs bathroom has a plunge or just because
it came with the house, theyleft it. No, no, no,
the cleaner, the brush, itwas a brush plunger combo. Yes,
yeah, exactly. I think plungersare quite disgusting, so that's why

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I don't keep them around. Idon't agree with you never know dis Yeah,
because you usually use it in athe chances of you cleaning your plunger
is pretty low, and so youget in there with the fucking Paul Bunyan
shit and old blue and you're liketrying to get it, and then you
finally get it and you maybe someof the water. Nonetheless, Yeah,

(02:44:39):
it just doesn't happen. Then inmy life, the amount of times I've
used a plunger maybe five. I'mfifty years. I'm may be wrong,
but I'm fairly certain there's a plungerin the stall in the bathroom here that
okay, that I will buy industrialdifferent types of people, right, I

(02:45:01):
get it, which because why becauseyou never know going to back up?
But I think the percentage of ithappening in a place in a public setting
right right, because by the way, everybody also uses our toilet, right
right, No one's here. Theother thing I was thinking is the handle
size of a toilet plunger freaks meout because you know they have the halves
e's yeah, that's weird. Thenthey have the fools, and then they

(02:45:22):
have the hazi. If you havea Halvesi's I don't know what you're doing
with that ship No, no fulllength handle or nothing or enough I've ever
seen a havesy. They're just littletiny plungers. About that big baby.
You gotta know it's got the fullsize fucking sucker on it, right,
but the handle is only like halfthe size. It's only like what may
eight inches or something like that,sixteen on your hands. Yes, yes,

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they're probably not intended for a toilet, probably not intended for like a
sah which there are two different plungersfor one for toilets, one for sayings,
and most people use the same plungeron both. Think about that.
Think about that, my drain startsbecoming slow, which can't happen, especially
with girls and long hair and productsand all that stuff. I then take

(02:46:07):
a time, take the drain apart, clean the drain, snake put it
back together. I don't even haveto snake it, just clean the fucking
trap. No, you take yourshitty toilet paper filled. Yeah, rarely
is using a plunger ever fucking cleanlike you do it, even a toilet,

(02:46:28):
there's always almost got it. Thedo you eat here comes one single
piece of corn? Right. It'sthe truth, though. Plunging and it's

(02:46:50):
not sexy to see somebody plunge nakedis not sexy at all. Enough,
I'll go ahead and yeah, that'sa that's a fair statement. You do
not look sexy, I tell mywife on vacation because I had to carry
in like an inflatable fucking thing andthen another fucking thing walking. I'm in
the elevator and I'm standing there andthe fucking you know whatever, and I

(02:47:15):
got to the spot and I I'mlike, you never look cool carrying flatable.
She's like, no, you don't. You don't. Just like here's
your fucking Neon, green Mark Unicornand right slice of pizza. But hey,
you had far Yeah, but you'reright being naked and plunging. You're

(02:47:35):
like, you got it. Youcan't stand. No, you have to
do some sort of like pure away, like you gotta get a good stance
on that. Motherfucker man. Yougotta put some pressure behind it. You
don't lean over, you gotta yougotta almost sit yep, yep, yep.
And I mean unless you go withthe inverted baseball hold right, and

(02:47:56):
then even then even then shoulders no, no, no, no, no,
no things. You can't look sexydoing that should be our top list
for Thursday. Right. I loveit because they're not things that you don't
look sexy doing well naked? Right? All right, done? I mean
that list is pretty I think,just in general, Like you don't look

(02:48:18):
sexy drinking a pina colada as aman. You don't. Man, No,
no, no, you don't.Women can? Women can. I'm
trying to think of, like whenwas the last time I seeing a pina
colada? Because they all come indifferent glasses, right, They're not all
like Dakeries have a Dacri glass ofclass. I think it's more of like

(02:48:41):
a daker glass, isn't it.Usually at a resort, they're all in
the same plastic bullshit right right.Margarita's are in a different glass. Martinis
are in a different glass. Soit's kind of like the idea of a
straw, Like, you do notlook sexy drinking anything out of a straw.
You're like, hey, yeah,motherfucker, get out of here.
Fuck you a piece of I believethis fucking asshole. Yes, yeah,

(02:49:05):
the two straws with like your fingerand your thumb and like piece of ship.
Yeah. Now naked, I mightlook fucking sexy as hell drinking out
of a straw. Yeah, yeah, even if it's a thirty two rounds
quick trip cup. You know thebig phone one. No, you're right
if you if it's a yeah,if it's a big gulp, right,

(02:49:26):
I don't. I don't look asbeta. No, you actually look stupid
as shit if you take the lidoff of a fucking big golf and trying
to drink right, Just see peoplethat do that. I just want to
go. We go to eat atSteak Stuffer. I think we've done this,
and everybody gets a lid and astraw. But at Stak Stuffer,

(02:49:46):
for some reason, I can't explainwhy. I just don't get a straw
a lid. I just don't.I don't feel like it needs it.
And everybody I get in the carand everybody's like, you're fucking crazy.
Wonder you have a lid on it? I don't know. I guess I
live dangerously right. They're like,you're turning and the fucking liquids going.
It's a little game. I liketo play a little challenge. It's like
will it spill me? Tom Cruiselife on the edge. He does his

(02:50:11):
own stunts. I go without alid on my fucking cup, right,
sit on toilet seats without the assgasket, a ship basket, ship basket,
now you know no, And thisguy was adamant that everybody does it,
adamant and none of us had evenheard of it. Overwhelmingly people didn't.

(02:50:33):
Were like, what the fuck isthis guy talking about? That's that's
a hymn thing and a him alonething. That is it. Yeah,
that is it, And I willnot be trying it at all whatsoever,
because what I don't give a shitabout ship streaks. He's got me convinced,
so you'll do it. I'll doit. I'm out, I don't
care. Do you think Yeah,and you're not the biggest chip streak of
fender. Do you think the biggestuh SSF or s S O will use

(02:51:00):
it? Probably not? Oh yeah, that much time to take a shit
to your point? Right? Yeah? Hold on, you'res like in the
airport waiting like fuck, man,come on my flight, Like, hold
on, I gotta make a basketright right, catch my turn right?
It's bad enough like when you causeI I've got no problem using public restrooms

(02:51:22):
at all whatsoever. Some people won't. They'll wait till they get home or
whatever. But uh, I ama fan of the ass gasket. And
if there's no ass gaskets there.And if you don't know what the ass
gasket is, it's a little pieceof paper thing that you take out,
you gotta fucking rip it, andthen you put it over the fucking rim
and then sometimes the little pecker thinggets in the water, it gets wet,
brings the whole fucking thing back downin the water. Yeah, and

(02:51:46):
start all over. I never usethat because it's just it's it's a fool's
errand it depends on how clean itis. Like, you know, we're
talking mountains and there's there was acouple of bathrooms on my way back from
Daytona that I'm like, all right, I'm definitely gonna have to ask gasket,
motherfucker, because I don't know.But it's made of literally the cheapest
paper ever. What do you thinkit's blocking? So that brings me to

(02:52:07):
my next one. I'll take piecesof toilet paper, stretch them way the
fuck out, fold them in half, because they're usually only like you know,
cheap ass twop lies. So youdabble it up and then you lay
them gently over one two three shortone over the back and then you don't
have to worry about the toilet paper, touching the water falling down in there,

(02:52:28):
and you're getting a little more protection. I'm still in that protection from
what from? You know, somebodyelse's ass, Like you set somebody you
sat on toilet seats before, rightafter somebody else got up. I try.
Yes, it happens sometimes, yeah, right right right, So and

(02:52:48):
you get you're like, oh,that's fucking weird. So if you're at
least you're doing that, you're protectingyour ass from touching somebody else's warm seat.
I'll use them too if I cansee that, like the seat has
been really really worn, you know, like it looks it looks like a
really old toilet seat. Huh,I'll use it to I don't know.
And then if it looks like someone'speed on the seat, you don't just

(02:53:11):
wipe it off too, You wipeother people's peet off. Ruh, What
am I supposed to do? Sitin it again? You take a couple
of pieces of toilet baby, butit's gonna get wet. Yeah, But
then you take another piece on topof it, and then that's gonna get
wet because bounty the initial one soaksup most of it. It's brawn.
And then The second one is yoursafety field right there, your safety film

(02:53:33):
at best, it's big lots atthe best. What it works. Yeah,
I think that's where I got theplunger and toilet brush. I think
that's okay, sure, all right, Well listen, we've got a busy
week this week. We'll be outdoing the giveaway on Wednesday at the Canes
Ballroom and then we will be therewe go. We will be at the

(02:53:56):
patio party on Friday. Which sideyou guys, have a fantastic week and
ship basket. Tell your friends bye.