September 25, 2024 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Don at MJ.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Home Loans Radio is proud to bring you this outtake
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
Here are the outtakes for chapter three, Water Rights.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
That's all I meant to now, that's my big hobby.
I like to nap and nap, take a nap to
another room and nap.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Taking life easy really has been my main mission. It's
like a giant wizard cat.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, seriously, that's it, just finding sun spots to nap.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Out, curling up to It's really true. I'm not surprised,
but you don't want to hear what it sounds like.
It's not like a cat for it's it's more like
a cauldron of a witch bubbling.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But if we had to hear it, stop it. That's
a peaceful I wouldn't call that purring.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Well, that's how it feels to me. That's my comforts
out like throat singing. Just everything's so nice. Well throat sings.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh, that's what I would call per and nailed it
there it is.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Why is it tuna fish. You know, you don't call
it steak cow.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's a very astute point, man, Daddy, thank you for sharing.
You think something bad happened. I know that's something something
bad happened here.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
No, there's a bunch of there's a bunch of dead
babies that happens. You know it was it was at
the d n C. Did they do the baby out
at the bath That's what the dam was holding back
all the bathwater. They're thrown out with the babies.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That's Angela at FT dot com. I think it's that's
the first.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Time we've said that babies colon the original bung.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
But oh kidding aside, get it kids. It ranks among
the top in the haunted damn category here in the US.
There's more. Evidently there's a bunch of damns that are haunted.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Damns are terrifying.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, and back in the day, they take so long
to make, and they're so dangerous to make that there's
always going to be some issues and there's going to
be some death.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And that's why we are dedicating an entire episode to
Fort Fritz.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Spoiler alert.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Damns reminds me of that Crosby where He's like, pardon me, boy,
is that a toddler in the river?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Lord?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I love that he wanted a serious episode. Who just wait?
Went straight into dead baby jokes, basically just right into it.
I haven't seen a while so well. Chief dragging Canoe.
I love that name, Chief dragging canoe. And did you
have to have the canoe with them at all times?
Or peop wouldn't believe him? Are you just walked up?
You're not dragging anything? I don't have that with me
(03:02):
all the time, dude, he.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Was just in continent.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I like it. Or he was really well hung.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Dragging dude, dragon would now.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Chuck is a true professional.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
He kills time by adding sound because he always on air.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I love that about you. That's what I did now, guys,
I think there was a ghost picking my nose.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
That was me. That was me. I was just I'm sorry,
I just I couldn't handle I could see it hanging.
I was just like, let me help this guy out.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
You should have seen James Carville in real time this weekend.
He had a boogie hanging out the whole time. He's
just like, come on, come on, James, get a handkerchip.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, you're not even going to check up on him?
Are you all right?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, I'm I mean, I'm just I mean I haven't
been for a while. I mean I've been having an
issue since lean over seventy three years. Yeah, oh god,
I know it's still going through my bloodstream. But it
wasn't a lego. It was one of the Monopoly games.
Still it's still going around.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I feel like next time it comes around, you got
to show me.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm really curious. No, you don't want to see it.
You don't want to see how it comes out? Do
you put it back in? Let's Oh, I mean, it's
a part of me now, it's like losing a friend,
a little tiny friend.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Let's take a little break and uh get.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I want to talk more about this.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, I don't. I don't though, Let's take a break.
There's no good look in desecrating grapes, no, especially the
graves of children.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Let's just kind of move on with that's what kind
of funny.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Let me put the dirt back. Hold on, is it though?
We get that? What do you have that in your pockets?
I just thought I was good.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He needed pockets hand How many times in the history
of Fort Fritz.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Do we go? I don't know. Let's dig up a
grave a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, our main thing doesn't happen. There you go, We're done.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't understand you all yet.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Because you can find a lot of really cool stuff
and grapes. I'm just saying, if you check it out.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
There's a lot going on. All right. Well, we're getting
closer to the damn now it's it's not getting any better.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Why are there? Why? Why is there more than one
damn in this area? I've never understand the architecture are
the features of Fort Fritz area and the back forty
because there's damn here, Damn there, damn there everywhere. Pretty
soon there's gonna ben underwater arcade filled with octopi or something.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't care. This is just one damn.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I thought I thought this was like a secondary damn,
like a like a damn structure that goes into a
secondary damn.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
This is the This isn't the long ass damn dam Yeah,
this is a big as the dam.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I've seen are like fourteen fifteen feet long.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
What damn is that?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You ever been? And wild? Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I have a rip.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You see, I'm actually getting a pretty good vibe. This
reminds me of like a Christmas decoration.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Type you grow up.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's very straight, very Takay, we don't have time for
your try on hood trauma. Oh now, you don't want
to hear about my generational trauma. Okay, go ahead later,
noa go ahead, may.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Please get let's let's take the fourteen days would take
to dig through that that complete chaos brain that you please,
let's take that time.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No, I could do it in twenty minutes, but no.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Okay, next week, next week, we'll do it when we're
inside somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
All right, put a pin in it in his brain?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So we see another cemetery, got it?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, new cemetery. Yeah, okay, same dam new cemetery. Am
I right now? Okay? Yeah that was different dam nuddam
same dam nude cemetery. This is not nude nude cemetery.
Nude cemetery be very interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, I guess all cemeteries eventually become nude cemetery.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
But but but when on nude cemetery you can only go
visit in the nude. We're like the people that are
buried have that specific kink. They're like, Okay, Look, if
you visit me, you gotta be an I could.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Be a wholesome nudist colony cemetery to be spooky. Do
people just get buried nude? Do they request that?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
But I mean your clothes would eventually decompose.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I understand.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But could you imagine like there like be like that
was your last request?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It has to be viewings, be.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
An open casket. You gotta check it out. Just every
proud of what I got, every.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Every saucy southern grandma is like, so the whole world
can kiss my biscuits.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Ha, okay, by grandma.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Bearing with my ass up to the sky. Let me
take a look at this. What's she's getting done there?
Literally getting in there?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Why don't you get the gloves?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I like Laura Durned in the pil crap in Jurassic Parks,
and hence.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Go ahead when you're ready, gotcha. Of the four most
haunted damns in the country.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Haunted four, there's a lot four four ham there's a
lot more damns than that.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
That seems like a low percentage for huntings.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yes, but it says the foremost.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, they're all hot.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
They're all there, all hot.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's okay, yeah, because Roosevelt I think was thirty three
to forty five.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think, are you right?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I just dropped?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Then, don't up my fish photo.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Man that bas I angrily opened that beer. I know
it was.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
By the way, Maindaddy opens three beers in the first segment,
which is twenty five minutes. So it's implied that man
Daddy drinks three beers in twenty five minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, it take his version of Actually, if you want
to know when I'm at cruising speed, if I'm drinking,
it's twenty it's twenty minutes per beer. Usually that's my average.
I find that cruising speed. For those alcoholics out there,
they're trying to rate.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Me, Yeah, that's PSA.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
You've got weak numbers. Kids.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
All right, please stop, by the way, thank you for
listening to Fort Fritz. All right, just go back in
the power of editing.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Well, I do have a plan b here though, So
that's fine. Have you guys heard of the Saint Francis damn?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh that.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Story? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, all right, let me get past the fuzzy bunny story?
Is it? Was it a damn made of fuzzy bunnies?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
You don't want to know you at night, We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Get back to this beaver war against the bunnies and
the bunnies lost watershipped down.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Beaver buddy war is the best.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Its name was, Oh, Pueblo de Nuestra Senora l Ena,
the Los Angeles God. Is that?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
What does that translate to the City of the Blessed.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Of Los Angeles? As William Holland himself would say, over.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
What are you guys looking at it? Are we actually recording?
Are we hello? Okay? It was it was compressed.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, I could see it. Okay, yeah, you could call
those because that has happened. That was like, hey, you
know then we just said forty five minutes and nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It was just giving me like that, Yeah, anxiety, I know.
So in nineteen thirteen was a big year for dance.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
So in thirty years it went from fifty to five
hundred and seventy thousand people.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Wow, man, they're like rabbits. Yep, Oh my gosh. The
fuzzy bunny story.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Did you bring it back to the first story?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
After all, man, Daddy didn't want to hear the nice, happy,
fun story and truly is a dick.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Sandstone from the other half. Okay, so once I is
different than the other side. That's that's very common with
rivers like you find that, especially in like in wine
country in France, in like Bordeaux, one side of the
river is heavily iron based soil and the other side
is heavily limestone based soil.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
How long have you been into the wine and alkaline
situation going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I had my first mad dog at the old age
of eleven.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
What about some boons farm. I want to talk about
some really good Stufflet's tell some boons farm does don't count.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm a big alkaline trio fan. I think Angela is
to thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, they're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh no, that's I get this a lot because I
have a you know, for for a somewhat taller gentleman,
I have very small feet. I fall over a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I'm gonna start pushing you over all.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Not a wide basis stand on, I'll go right over.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah. So you've got tiny feet and he's got the
beast feet where I'm just I'm just watching him grip
the the carpet while he's doing this. It's amazing. I
feel like you've got to be able to just at
one point just jump up there and hang.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's why I have I have the biggest season shoes.
That is true, N fifteen.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Worth it awesome. Oh god, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And that time we just walked down so they Yeah, why.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Well you should have tried this. It's amazing he missed out.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's actually easier. You guys are gonna have a back from.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Have you met me?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Is there a gift shop where you can see reactions and.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Have a whole VideA? You gott to mock that up shop.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I just heard a snort on I looked over to man.
Daddy doesn't seem like he has a cocaine star.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It sounds but did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I just heard it.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, okay, okay, no matter what.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It sounds like.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Animals.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
What's what's there's something.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Over in this. There's animals with cocaine. Animals have cocaine.
We've been finding these animals. Get these animals down, find them,
trap them and find out what they can do.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
No, don't kill them.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I use what I use shout okay, say what?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Don't miss the book?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Ute that Marcus dot Com h
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's that mortgage guy.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Don at MJ.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Home Loans Radio is proud to bring you this outtake
episode Don't.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Miss the Boat. Compare your quote today at that mortgage
guid Don dot com or at that mortgage guide Don
on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Here are the outtakes for chapter three, Water Rights.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
That's all I meant to now, that's my big hobby.
I like to nap and nap, take a nap to
another room and nap.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Taking life easy really has been my main mission. It's
like a giant wizard cat.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, seriously, that's it, just finding sun spots to nap.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Out, curling up to It's really true. I'm not surprised,
but you don't want to hear what it sounds like.
It's not like a cat for it's it's more like
a cauldron of a witch bubbling.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But if we had to hear it, stop it. That's
a peaceful I wouldn't call that purring.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Well, that's how it feels to me. That's my comforts
out like throat singing. Just everything's so nice. Well throat sings.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh, that's what I would call per and nailed it
there it is.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Why is it tuna fish. You know, you don't call
it steak cow.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's a very astute point, man, Daddy, thank you for sharing.
You think something bad happened. I know that's something something
bad happened here.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
No, there's a bunch of there's a bunch of dead
babies that happens. You know it was it was at
the d n C. Did they do the baby out
at the bath That's what the dam was holding back
all the bathwater. They're thrown out with the babies.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That's Angela at FT dot com. I think it's that's
the first.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Time we've said that babies colon the original bung.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
But oh kidding aside, get it kids. It ranks among
the top in the haunted damn category here in the US.
There's more. Evidently there's a bunch of damns that are haunted.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Damns are terrifying.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, and back in the day, they take so long
to make, and they're so dangerous to make that there's
always going to be some issues and there's going to
be some death.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And that's why we are dedicating an entire episode to
Fort Fritz.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Spoiler alert.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Damns reminds me of that Crosby where He's like, pardon me, boy,
is that a toddler in the river?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Lord?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I love that he wanted a serious episode. Who just wait?
Went straight into dead baby jokes, basically just right into it.
I haven't seen a while so well. Chief dragging Canoe.
I love that name, Chief dragging canoe. And did you
have to have the canoe with them at all times?
Or peop wouldn't believe him? Are you just walked up?
You're not dragging anything? I don't have that with me
(03:02):
all the time, dude, he.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Was just in continent.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I like it. Or he was really well hung.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Dragging dude, dragon would now.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Chuck is a true professional.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
He kills time by adding sound because he always on air.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I love that about you. That's what I did now, guys,
I think there was a ghost picking my nose.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
That was me. That was me. I was just I'm sorry,
I just I couldn't handle I could see it hanging.
I was just like, let me help this guy out.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
You should have seen James Carville in real time this weekend.
He had a boogie hanging out the whole time. He's
just like, come on, come on, James, get a handkerchip.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, you're not even going to check up on him?
Are you all right?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, I'm I mean, I'm just I mean I haven't
been for a while. I mean I've been having an
issue since lean over seventy three years. Yeah, oh god,
I know it's still going through my bloodstream. But it
wasn't a lego. It was one of the Monopoly games.
Still it's still going around.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I feel like next time it comes around, you got
to show me.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm really curious. No, you don't want to see it.
You don't want to see how it comes out? Do
you put it back in? Let's Oh, I mean, it's
a part of me now, it's like losing a friend,
a little tiny friend.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Let's take a little break and uh get.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I want to talk more about this.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, I don't. I don't though, Let's take a break.
There's no good look in desecrating grapes, no, especially the
graves of children.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Let's just kind of move on with that's what kind
of funny.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Let me put the dirt back. Hold on, is it though?
We get that? What do you have that in your pockets?
I just thought I was good.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He needed pockets hand How many times in the history
of Fort Fritz.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Do we go? I don't know. Let's dig up a
grave a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, our main thing doesn't happen. There you go, We're done.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't understand you all yet.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Because you can find a lot of really cool stuff
and grapes. I'm just saying, if you check it out.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
There's a lot going on. All right. Well, we're getting
closer to the damn now it's it's not getting any better.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Why are there? Why? Why is there more than one
damn in this area? I've never understand the architecture are
the features of Fort Fritz area and the back forty
because there's damn here, Damn there, damn there everywhere. Pretty
soon there's gonna ben underwater arcade filled with octopi or something.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't care. This is just one damn.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I thought I thought this was like a secondary damn,
like a like a damn structure that goes into a
secondary damn.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
This is the This isn't the long ass damn dam Yeah,
this is a big as the dam.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I've seen are like fourteen fifteen feet long.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
What damn is that?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You ever been? And wild? Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I have a rip.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You see, I'm actually getting a pretty good vibe. This
reminds me of like a Christmas decoration.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Type you grow up.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's very straight, very Takay, we don't have time for
your try on hood trauma. Oh now, you don't want
to hear about my generational trauma. Okay, go ahead later,
noa go ahead, may.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Please get let's let's take the fourteen days would take
to dig through that that complete chaos brain that you please,
let's take that time.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No, I could do it in twenty minutes, but no.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Okay, next week, next week, we'll do it when we're
inside somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
All right, put a pin in it in his brain?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So we see another cemetery, got it?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, new cemetery. Yeah, okay, same dam new cemetery. Am
I right now? Okay? Yeah that was different dam nuddam
same dam nude cemetery. This is not nude nude cemetery.
Nude cemetery be very interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, I guess all cemeteries eventually become nude cemetery.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
But but but when on nude cemetery you can only go
visit in the nude. We're like the people that are
buried have that specific kink. They're like, Okay, Look, if
you visit me, you gotta be an I could.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Be a wholesome nudist colony cemetery to be spooky. Do
people just get buried nude? Do they request that?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
But I mean your clothes would eventually decompose.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I understand.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But could you imagine like there like be like that
was your last request?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It has to be viewings, be.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
An open casket. You gotta check it out. Just every
proud of what I got, every.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Every saucy southern grandma is like, so the whole world
can kiss my biscuits.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Ha, okay, by grandma.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Bearing with my ass up to the sky. Let me
take a look at this. What's she's getting done there?
Literally getting in there?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Why don't you get the gloves?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I like Laura Durned in the pil crap in Jurassic Parks,
and hence.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Go ahead when you're ready, gotcha. Of the four most
haunted damns in the country.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Haunted four, there's a lot four four ham there's a
lot more damns than that.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
That seems like a low percentage for huntings.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yes, but it says the foremost.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, they're all hot.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
They're all there, all hot.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's okay, yeah, because Roosevelt I think was thirty three
to forty five.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think, are you right?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I just dropped?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Then, don't up my fish photo.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Man that bas I angrily opened that beer. I know
it was.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
By the way, Maindaddy opens three beers in the first segment,
which is twenty five minutes. So it's implied that man
Daddy drinks three beers in twenty five minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, it take his version of Actually, if you want
to know when I'm at cruising speed, if I'm drinking,
it's twenty it's twenty minutes per beer. Usually that's my average.
I find that cruising speed. For those alcoholics out there,
they're trying to rate.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Me, Yeah, that's PSA.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
You've got weak numbers. Kids.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
All right, please stop, by the way, thank you for
listening to Fort Fritz. All right, just go back in
the power of editing.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Well, I do have a plan b here though, So
that's fine. Have you guys heard of the Saint Francis damn?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh that.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Story? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, all right, let me get past the fuzzy bunny story?
Is it? Was it a damn made of fuzzy bunnies?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
You don't want to know you at night, We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Get back to this beaver war against the bunnies and
the bunnies lost watershipped down.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Beaver buddy war is the best.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Its name was, Oh, Pueblo de Nuestra Senora l Ena,
the Los Angeles God. Is that?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
What does that translate to the City of the Blessed.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Of Los Angeles? As William Holland himself would say, over.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
What are you guys looking at it? Are we actually recording?
Are we hello? Okay? It was it was compressed.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, I could see it. Okay, yeah, you could call
those because that has happened. That was like, hey, you
know then we just said forty five minutes and nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It was just giving me like that, Yeah, anxiety, I know.
So in nineteen thirteen was a big year for dance.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
So in thirty years it went from fifty to five
hundred and seventy thousand people.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Wow, man, they're like rabbits. Yep, Oh my gosh. The
fuzzy bunny story.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Did you bring it back to the first story?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
After all, man, Daddy didn't want to hear the nice, happy,
fun story and truly is a dick.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Sandstone from the other half. Okay, so once I is
different than the other side. That's that's very common with
rivers like you find that, especially in like in wine
country in France, in like Bordeaux, one side of the
river is heavily iron based soil and the other side
is heavily limestone based soil.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
How long have you been into the wine and alkaline
situation going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I had my first mad dog at the old age
of eleven.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
What about some boons farm. I want to talk about
some really good Stufflet's tell some boons farm does don't count.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm a big alkaline trio fan. I think Angela is
to thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, they're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh no, that's I get this a lot because I
have a you know, for for a somewhat taller gentleman,
I have very small feet. I fall over a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I'm gonna start pushing you over all.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Not a wide basis stand on, I'll go right over.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah. So you've got tiny feet and he's got the
beast feet where I'm just I'm just watching him grip
the the carpet while he's doing this. It's amazing. I
feel like you've got to be able to just at
one point just jump up there and hang.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's why I have I have the biggest season shoes.
That is true, N fifteen.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Worth it awesome. Oh god, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And that time we just walked down so they Yeah, why.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Well you should have tried this. It's amazing he missed out.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's actually easier. You guys are gonna have a back from.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Have you met me?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Is there a gift shop where you can see reactions and.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Have a whole VideA? You gott to mock that up shop.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I just heard a snort on I looked over to man.
Daddy doesn't seem like he has a cocaine star.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It sounds but did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I just heard it.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, okay, okay, no matter what.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It sounds like.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Animals.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
What's what's there's something.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Over in this. There's animals with cocaine. Animals have cocaine.
We've been finding these animals. Get these animals down, find them,
trap them and find out what they can do.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
No, don't kill them.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I use what I use shout okay, say what?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Don't miss the book?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
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