Ring Biden's Bell

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In the sport of wrestling, when one of them is pinned,
somebody throws a towel onto the mat. It's usually a
white towel. White in the Annals of combat means surrender,
stop shooting, I give up. In boxing, if one of
the guys is getting pummeled, the referee stops the fight.
In orders, the ringside ref to ring the bell. Will
somebody please ring the bell and throw a towel at

(00:22):
Joe Biden? He's writing another book. Correction, somebody is writing
another book and putting Biden's name on the jacket. It's
entitled to Promise Me America, which is just as perfectly
confusing as his four years as president. Little Brown and
Company is paying him ten million dollars, which in part

(00:43):
explains the current depression in the publishing industry and exhumes
the national cry, which is, will you let the man
die in peace? We don't have to wait for the ending.
We all know what happened. He was declared the winner
on election night twenty twenty. Because standard voting rules were suspended.
President Trump waived off orders from the National GOP to

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encourage early voting. Trump absolutely wasted his chance to blow
Biden out of the water when fifty million people looked
in on their last debate. Remember all that night Biden
was jumping off a cliff verbally making him making as
much sense as the Tower of Babel, and each time
Trump rescued him by interrupting him. Over the next four years,

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Biden declined in value faster than Confederate money. The whole
country watched it in high depth. He was mentally confused,
physically unstable. He'd say hello to dead people, shake hands
with ghosts, wander off from group photos, woke up at eight,
took a nap at ten, got up for lunch, and
shut her down for the day at two. Good thing

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we didn't have a Cuban missile crisis. It was a
massive cover up and made it clear unelected people were
running the country, which should put them all in jail.
And what a job they did. Twelve million immigrants entered
the country illegally, Inflation hit a fifty year high, Waste,
fraud and abuse was rampant. Private investment stalled the debts

(02:13):
sword by eight point five trillion dollars. We looked like
idiots pulling out of Afghanistan, and the Russians invaded Ukraine.
And now he wants to tell his side of the story.
That was his side of the story. Who Took the
White Towel released a two minute teaser yesterday. It was

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the first commercial with imbedded subtitles. Why because his chronic
mumbling is so pronounced, we can't understand a word, he says.
Every Democrat who has been trying to distance his or
herself from this guy and his four disastrous years has
legitimate worries that it will take the focus off of
Trump and put it right back on the big guy

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for these midterms. Their concerns are not hypothetical. Does that
damn bell even work? Come on, the guy isn't right
in any of it. Probably even using an autopen Likely
some of his closest aids and advisers took notes. They'll
sanitize them, take out the truth, and somehow try to
make us see the bright side of what was a

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political solar eclipse for four dreadful years. This book will
be a microcosm of the Biden presidency. He and his
family are once again doing a disservice to the big Guy,
promising the public another explanation of why he ran for
a second term despite mounting concerns about his age and
cognitive condition. It's only going to reopen painful wounds that

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are so gaping. The party has surrendered to the rising
socialist communist factions, who now clearly own it. The party
has struggled mightily to move past the twenty twenty four debacle.
For the love of God, somebody ring the bell I
think all of this should be classified as elder abuse.

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Whatever remains of the Moderate Democrat Party is desperate to
erase the Biden years, but cant so long as his
looney wife and dumpster fire kid keep forcing him back
onto our lapse? Was that a bill