Alonzo lost his job after his boss caught him & his ex-coworker Alicia getting cozy at the holiday party! Now he wants to ask her out.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a crazy story. Man. I lost my job at
a holiday party. Who loses their job at a holiday party? Wait?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You got fired at the party?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Well, it was because of the party. Monday morning just happened.
You know. We were at the holiday party and I was,
you know, with a co worker or former co worker.
Now I guess uh, you know, we had like a
little moment uh, Alisha, that's who I want you to call.
You know, when you look into each other's eyes and
you kind of have that moment where like you feel
something's about to happen, something's going to happen. Yeah, ok, yeah, yeah.

(00:30):
We were feeling each other and then our boss came
outside and they kind of like just stopping the moment
from happening. We're like, all right, cool whatever, And then
I show up to work on Monday and the dude
pulls me into his office and I get fired. You know.
But here's the thing, though, everybody knows that he has
a crush on her.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
So wait, you didn't do anything to get yourself under
the gun like that, because then so you better call
an attorney.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeaheah No, I mean, don't get me wrong. He fired
me over some old ish like something that everybody does
when you're about to be late, and you your boy
and I get it. But it wasn't recent.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
So who was cacking you in? Alicia?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
So what what are we doing right now?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm out of a job, so I figured, you know what,
let me just try to call Alicia, try to get
you know, at least a date, you know, because I
got fired over there. So I mean, I mean, I'm
finding it kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Turn it into a good situation, man, Rub it in
that fool's face, that boss.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, and you know, and I know the office plays
you guys in the break room. So I'm hoping somebody
hears this and lets him know.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I got your girl, dog, I got your girl, man,
don't get your geta Hey, hey man, the world has
created us this way. Blame the world, all right for sure.
Let me call her and then as soon as I
get her, I'll put you back on.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, thank you? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hey, what what's up? I heard you're a hot commodity.
You better watch yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
What what did you check?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
So we got Alonzo on the phone. Oh my god, yes,
why she's laughing that he lost his whole job.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I know, I can't believe that.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Like we're still in shock in the office. It would
be like what in the world right, Well, loved.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
By the way everybody loves him. Damn.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Hopefully if you guys get a new boss after this lawsuit,
that he can come back, because apparently a couple of
people got a crush on you in the office. Ma,
what Yeah, don't play coy. You didn't know the boss
was fill of you. I mean they say that, but
he's never kind of and look like he did.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Like what kind of person does that?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Facts not cool? Well, Alonzo's on the phone and he
wants to ask you something and we're all on his
side by the way, just so we know, going in Alonzo,
what's up? She's here.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I appreciate it, guys. Yeah, Alicia, I called her to
try to get, you know, a date out of this
situation because I don't got a job. So I was like,
let me because you know, they hook us up with
a free date. If you say yeah, nobody say that.
You know, we we had a moment outside the party,
so I thought that we were working on something either way,

(03:06):
So I wanted to see you know, if you want to,
you know, you know, go out a date.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I mean, honestly, I thought it was just my imagination.
I'm so glad you said that.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
If you're on your way to work there to Alicia,
I need you to go in the break room and
turn off the radio, okay, because we also want to
let that boss know I got your girl, doll.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh my god, I didn't think about that. Don't get it.
Don't get it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't want you, do you want?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
So you obviously are saying that you felt a little,
you know, a little chemistry with Alonso too.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yes, he's so sweet. I just adore him.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Okay, while you were getting that man clocked in on time,
it's already out there girl. All right, so you know,
as he said, we do send out people on dates.
So you're unemployd We'll go ahead and look out for

(04:02):
the first one for the holidays. Okay, loss, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Guys, thank you so much. Yes, but you checking your
DMS and see if the boss is sitting you now, bro?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Was he was texting the homie like, hey, go in
the break room and turn the radio up.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, all right, all the way up. We say.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
We're gonna get the details together real quick and let
you know what's up. But yeah, between tonight tomorrow night,
just go out. Then we'll check in with you guys
on Friday morning and see how the day went.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Thank so, thank you guys,