Dude, wheres my car? Jerimiah girlfriend, Kendra, ran off with his car after finding something in it.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened, but my
girl just co stole my car this morning, like, and
I don't have a key to her car and she
just took off.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hold on, Jeremy, I got to stop you right there.
Did you just say your girl stole your car?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
So wait, so why are you calling me?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
You need to call her, like, I ain't got your car,
bull Like, this is the wrong call to make.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
So what are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm not counting how many times I called her, but
it's in the double digits. I tried. I'm not the
police calling type.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Of dude, so I'm saying you did something bad.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I don't know. When we went to bed last night,
things was peaceful. Okay, this morning, I get up, go up,
car's gone. I text her, asked her what's up? While
she got my car, and she text me back saying,
you know why, I know why. I don't know why.
I don't. I don't know what to do. So I'm
trying to get like a call out, you know, all
points bulletin without calling the police.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Car and you don't have her location.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
She stopped sharing location.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh you did something, I do something. You did something bad? Now,
I just wanted to know what you did, and don't
let her guess she knew. She's so mad she won't
even hit you back and talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
He did something.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, Well, give me her number.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
What's her name, Kendra?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, give me your number real quick, and then we'll
call her and see if she'll pick up for us.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hold on, hey, y'all, girl, what is up?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I don't know what is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Jeremiah called us. I guess you took his car or
something this morning. He's like in panic mode because he
doesn't have the keys to yours.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
So what happened? Girl?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
You got to be telling me? He called, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, that man out there putting out an ap B
for that car. If the girl you playing, no way, girl,
I have no reason to lie to you. We're just
here so I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
All right, it's an of ELL's business. But my boyfriend's
cheating on me. I found out this morning. I went
out to the car. I saw what was in there,
and I took your damn car.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh he's not on the phone, girl, so let me
get him on, Jeremiah.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, not yet, here, he goes Jeremiah.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
So she's basically saying your cheating new But I'll let
y'all talk it out.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
What I left my jacket in there last night and
I went down this morning to get my jacket. Well,
what do you think I found under there? What do
you think I found under the seat? What kind of
hell are you bringing in the car that's leaving steak ass,
gaudy ass fingernails of the finger in your car?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Fingernails? You took my car because you found a fingernail
and wouldn't to come on think because I ain't got
a car to get in the work because of a fingernail.
And you know my aunt, she wears the nails, the
hair all that. You know that, so that should have
been your first guess before you start stealing cars. Come on,

(02:42):
uh huh, you don't believe it? We can call her now.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I want to go right over there after working. We
can go over and see if the nail fits.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Fine, that's fine with me.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
But are you sure? Because if it ain't, the car
ain't the only thing I'm going to be taken from you.
You understand, Let's see that.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Y'all are going to have to figure this out. But
if you you know, I don't know, girl, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I got to hire my keys from now on.