March 10, 2026 • 3 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Not much. I was wondering if you guys could maybe
help me a little bit. I just don't want to
be judged. But I think I met the woman in
my dreams.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Why will we judge you for that? That's a beautiful thing.
How'd you meet this lady?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh? Well, it's hard dating out here on these streets,
and I've been really lonely.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh I'm sorry, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, And just to be honest, she talks to people
on the phone for a living like a psychiatrist. No,
I wouldn't say like the psychiatrist. You know, she puts
on a real seductive voice. And just know how that
makes me feel good.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, So you having phone sex with somebody? I mean, yeah,
hit numbers out of curiosity, not that I'm looking for
a second job. How much, judge, you pay this woman
for like hour a minute or how does that work?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'm so curious, man, I'm it's like one hundred bucks
per hour.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Dan. I don't like to talk to people for five
minutes on the phone, so I don't know if that'll work. Okay,
so you're telling me that you've met a woman, she
is your phone companion. We'll just give her that title
to clean it up a little bit. Uh, and you're
in love with this woman.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Basically, Yes, I'm head over heels for this woman.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And you've let her know that, you know, beyond what
you guys have been doing transaction wise, that you know
you want to meet up and actually date. And what
if she.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Said she shot me down every time and rejected.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It by you know, you know, you're kind of crossing
a line there with that situation.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
One. We have something different and I feel like she's
the one. Okay, brother, man, it is tripping.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I think you should leave it alone. I'm not gonna
lie Margres.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I thought y'all was supposed to be helping people. That's
why I called y'all to get some help with this.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Hi, what can I do for you today?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Nothing for me. We're a radio show by the way
here in the Bay Area, and we do a thing
where we try to get people together. And Marcus is
one of your clients. And apparently he has feelings. Oh
does he? Yes, which she said he's actually talking to
you about before. So he's here. I'm gonna put him on. Marcus.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
How you doing, Lola good?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
How are you baby good?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well? You know I've been telling you you know you
are the one, and I went through this big gesture
hoping that it could win you over.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
O my god, damn what happened to the seduction? God?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm sorry, I can't this guy. This is my job. Dude,
you can't be serious.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The same we said that, but I just thought this
would change things. What.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh my god, I'm sorry. Look, you're easily my best client.
But like, dude, how many times are you gonna ask
me this? No, I'm gonna be real with you. First
of all, Lula is not my name. No one's named
Lola anymore. Okay, that is not my name.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
My name is Janine. Okay. I am a stay at
home mom. I have a wife and two kids. Okay,
look I am like a soft butch less I am not.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So you're not even available even if it, you know,
there was any kind of like you're locked in.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm not available and I don't even swing that way.
This is just a job.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I cannot believe it came to this.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Who does that? I mean, girl, I'm the people that
you attract with bone sex.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But man, it's good money apparently.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Marcus, you've been real quiet over here. How you feeling, Bruh,
I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh god, it's not even my real voice. Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's not even my real voice. Bro. Look if he
wants to pay me, I'll take the money. I don't care.
But he needs to get serious about.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
What this is.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You're an evil woman, Janine.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Not an evil woman. I'm a business woman.
Not much. I was wondering if you guys could maybe
help me a little bit. I just don't want to
be judged. But I think I met the woman in
my dreams.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Why will we judge you for that? That's a beautiful thing.
How'd you meet this lady?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh? Well, it's hard dating out here on these streets,
and I've been really lonely.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh I'm sorry, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, And just to be honest, she talks to people
on the phone for a living like a psychiatrist. No,
I wouldn't say like the psychiatrist. You know, she puts
on a real seductive voice. And just know how that
makes me feel good.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, So you having phone sex with somebody? I mean, yeah,
hit numbers out of curiosity, not that I'm looking for
a second job. How much, judge, you pay this woman
for like hour a minute or how does that work?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'm so curious, man, I'm it's like one hundred bucks
per hour.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Dan. I don't like to talk to people for five
minutes on the phone, so I don't know if that'll work. Okay,
so you're telling me that you've met a woman, she
is your phone companion. We'll just give her that title
to clean it up a little bit. Uh, and you're
in love with this woman.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Basically, Yes, I'm head over heels for this woman.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And you've let her know that, you know, beyond what
you guys have been doing transaction wise, that you know
you want to meet up and actually date. And what
if she.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Said she shot me down every time and rejected.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It by you know, you know, you're kind of crossing
a line there with that situation.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
One. We have something different and I feel like she's
the one. Okay, brother, man, it is tripping.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I think you should leave it alone. I'm not gonna
lie Margres.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I thought y'all was supposed to be helping people. That's
why I called y'all to get some help with this.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Hi, what can I do for you today?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Nothing for me. We're a radio show by the way
here in the Bay Area, and we do a thing
where we try to get people together. And Marcus is
one of your clients. And apparently he has feelings. Oh
does he? Yes, which she said he's actually talking to
you about before. So he's here. I'm gonna put him on. Marcus.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
How you doing, Lola good?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
How are you baby good?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well? You know I've been telling you you know you
are the one, and I went through this big gesture
hoping that it could win you over.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
O my god, damn what happened to the seduction? God?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm sorry, I can't this guy. This is my job. Dude,
you can't be serious.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The same we said that, but I just thought this
would change things. What.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh my god, I'm sorry. Look, you're easily my best client.
But like, dude, how many times are you gonna ask
me this? No, I'm gonna be real with you. First
of all, Lula is not my name. No one's named
Lola anymore. Okay, that is not my name.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
My name is Janine. Okay. I am a stay at
home mom. I have a wife and two kids. Okay,
look I am like a soft butch less I am not.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So you're not even available even if it, you know,
there was any kind of like you're locked in.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm not available and I don't even swing that way.
This is just a job.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I cannot believe it came to this.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Who does that? I mean, girl, I'm the people that
you attract with bone sex.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But man, it's good money apparently.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Marcus, you've been real quiet over here. How you feeling, Bruh,
I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh god, it's not even my real voice. Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's not even my real voice. Bro. Look if he
wants to pay me, I'll take the money. I don't care.
But he needs to get serious about.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
What this is.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You're an evil woman, Janine.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Not an evil woman. I'm a business woman.
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