Episode Transcript
Just the thought before we get started with today's joke.
I was sitting in church Sunday. Yeah, I was wondering,
why didn't Noah kill those two mosquitoes?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That's what you were thinking, Uh huh, why didn't he?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Wouldn't Sumer be a lot nicer.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It would be a lot nicer, That's what you were thinking.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Ok yeah, or not thinking all that much.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So there was a preacher who fell into the ocean.
He couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled,
do you need some help, sir? The preacher calmly replies, no,
God will save me. Well, he was managing to keep
a float when another boat came by. A fisherman yelled, hey,
(00:49):
you need some help. The preacher yelled back, no, God
will save me. Well. Eventually the preacher drowned and went
to heaven. The preacher asked God, hey, why didn't you
save me? God replied, your fool, I sent you two boats,
(01:10):
but those mosquitos
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