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(00:00):
It's the after show decompression session,doing what they do best, glapping their
gums. Oh, excuse me,I'm Billow. I'm setting up my little
wall here for tomorrow, setting upyour little wall. Never wait till will
the wall. It's my little thingthat has all the sound effects in music.
(00:23):
Beds ship like that buttons. Healways gets it ready. And when
you were gone, boy man,we were lost trying to find things because
it was set up to your liking, and then we screwed it all up
for you. Sorry about that.What I should have done is taken a
picture of Yeah, but then againI wasn't able to get back up here.
(00:44):
Yeah. What we should have doneis paid closer attention. We just
never figured that you would be gonefor ten weeks. Could should a couple
of pages of both button walls werewhat music that did he use for this?
What did he do that? Andeven Jimmy didn't know those first two
days when Jimmy was here, It'slike, hey, Jimmy's like, well,
Jimmy always set where you are andhe didn't even look at my board
(01:07):
here. I know when he washere, we served everything up on a
silver platter for him because I knewhe was coming out of retirement to help
us out. So I was like, all you have to do, Jimmy
is show up with your headphones.We'll take care of the rest and we'll
take care of you. We'll giveyou gift cards, we'll give you bone
them bashed tickets. He was sosweet, and he gave us a boost
(01:29):
of confidence too, because the twoof us were kind of looking at each
other and going, can we dothis without bone? And he came,
you guys will get it, andI love you and it's gonna be just
fine. Well, when you gotno choice, you find a way.
Yeah. It's like they threw usinto the deep end of the water.
We have to paddle fast. Well, I felt like shit because I put
(01:49):
you all in that position. Hey, it wasn't your fault. Things happened.
You know what I'm gonna I'm gonnabe pissed off at myself for the
rest of my life over there,I am. I am. I think
a year from now, maybe two, you're gonna be looking back and laughing,
and it's gonna be something fun totalk about. Oh no, I
won't be laughing. No, No. I wonder if you're gonna feel like
(02:10):
the weather's changing. I think it'sgonna rain. My legs, my quads
are hurting. Yeah, the metalscrews in your kneecaps are they're going to
be like a weather predictor kind ofthing. Well, it didn't say anything
about the rain and all that shitthat was coming over the way. Again.
Yeah, didn't give me any warningwhatsoever. So you won't be a
good weather prognosticator for us. Inever was to be. Neither are the
(02:36):
people that are on TV. Yeah, they're not that great. You gotta
be a nice day today, oldflash flood warning for everybody. I remember
last Tuesday, so a week agotomorrow, when we had that horrible weather.
The whole forecast was cloudy to partlycloudy with a chance of some scattered
showers and thunderstorms, and then allhell broke lose like an hour later.
(03:00):
It didn't say cloudy to partly cloudywith a shitload of rain coming your way
and winds of a Category one hurricane. No, it did not say that.
My god, the lake levels youguys, I mean, if it
gets any higher, I'm gonna beable to fish from a porch. Well
that would be kind of cool.Yeah, it would be very convenient,
but you know, bugs and whatnot. There's got to be people that live
(03:23):
on Lake Lewisville that are seeing floodingcome all the way up to your drive.
Got a press release from great theCity of Grapevine talking about all the
docks that are shut down there becauseof the high water. Yeah, you
know all the area lakes. Howused to it? Are we to drive
over one of our big lakes likeLake lu Or or whatever and we see
(03:43):
the docks dry with no water underneaththem, just sitting there looking pathetic.
Now they're like practically underwater. Yeah, insane. And there's more coming.
Huh. Yeah, there's a chancefor more scattered showers and thunderstorms this afternoon,
some possibly severe mothers. Keep thatin mind. Your nature just lighting
up, will you. It wasbumpy last night. It was that was
(04:05):
a hell of a storm last night, and then the day before it got
super windy. And my neighbor,bless his heart, he still hasn't,
you know, cut down some ofthe branches that are just hanging there,
and the wind was like having themlike dude, woo wooh, and I
go if they fall. There's someof the comments or so the rascules there
were giving you some information on thatlast week. Did you see it?
(04:27):
Yeah? I did, Okay,Yeah, I tagged you up in there
too. You can get on upthere. If it's hovering over your property,
get up to do it, becauseI don't have uh, you know,
good outcomes when I'm on ladders.Yeah, I hate to see you
spend any money on that. Well, if I have to, I have
to. I've like reached out totwo people, and so whoever comes first,
that's to ill use. All right, line up if you want her
(04:49):
business, yeppers, because she hadabout nothing your business and mother nature lighting
up in general? All right,we need a break. Yeah, the
bugs man, I remember back atwinter going, damn, it's cold.
It's really really cold temperatures that's goingto kill off the bugs. Nope,
no, not with all this wetand marshy crap that we've got around.
(05:10):
The mosquito's in my house. Everytime you open up the front door,
there's a mosquitos like you know,come on in mercy man. All right,
Well, was I the only onethat was running at half speed here
today? Because you stayed up late, didn't you? I did? Yeah?
(05:31):
Why the stars? Because he washoping for a different outcome. Yeah,
I certainly was didn't get it.Did you hung in there till the
bitter end? Huh? And itwas a bitter end. Oh. I
didn't like the way how you startedthe show today. Yeah, gloom,
despair, agony on me. Iloved he hall Man for the Cowboys.
(05:58):
I keep it handed football season.Let's see who's on the phone before we
get out of here. Hello,bo, I'm Joe money Man stick.
Oh, he's wanting to speak withCharlie in promotion. What's going on?
Man? Did you win a prize? Yes? Friday morning, I went
(06:21):
for Junior twelve Majestic for Todd.No, is this Ulysses? What is
this Ulysses? Never mind? Nevermind? Uh? Todd one gren is
coming up? You know that dateoff to twelfth, June twelfth? Okay,
(06:45):
hanging there? So, yeah,they're gonna they're gonna send you out
tickets probably about five to seven businessdays before the date. That's what they
normally do. Yeah, but sometimesyou have to light a fire under their
ask Absolutely, Yeah, I gota jerking. But what's your name?
Okay? Yeah, I got yourinformation. I remember your name in there.
(07:08):
Let me run it back with Charlie. I think you're going to be
just fine. We've still got ninemore days until the concert, so I
think your tickets are still pending inthe email. Okay, all right,
you may find of my name.Yeah, we couldn't announce your name.
What does your name mean? Alexshowmaker, showmaker, shoemaker maker? Oh
(07:35):
no, I love shoes. Ibet you do. You're a woman.
All right, we'll handle it,man, don't worry about it. Okay,
then, okay, no concern onthe twelfth. Yeah, yeah,
(07:55):
no, they're going to come inyour email. All right, then,
thanks you so much. Will botherus any time at a time, anytime?
Yeah, that outcomes with the tickets, So please bother us. Yes,
yes, please do. And everysingle person that wins gets that contact
info. They get on the infoon how to watch their email for their
(08:16):
stuff. Our job is to thinkof a goofy entertaining way to give them
away. After we give them away, it's their job up there to make
sure that our listeners get their tickets. That's right. Sometimes they drop the
ball, We're sorry to say,but yeah, we're trying. We're trying,
trust us. Yep, we're kindof caught between two worlds when it
(08:37):
comes to this kind of thing,and we're doing our best, you know,
hanging there. And the bottom lineis this, if you win tickets
from the Bow and them show youare guaranteed those tickets, you are guaranteed.
Tell that to the guy that wonthe Burt Kreischer tickets. And they
didn't reach out to them until theday of at four point thirty in the
afternoon. That means we That meansI stepped in Randy style and make sure
(09:01):
that they give him a make goodthat he's happy better. You're so sorry
about that. We you know,we raise holy hell, Yeah, yeah
we do. I promise you.We pitch a bitch and bang on the
desk. We're gonna make sure youget what's coming to you. Sorry,
and we appreciate you guys listening.Yes we do, because it would be
(09:22):
a drag if we did this withnobody listening. Of course, we do
it anyway. Well, we comehere more. Just send it on out
there into the air and cross ourfingers. Yeah, maybe some alien will
pick it up on a distant gallopy. I'm not going Yeah, leave them
alone, they're crazy, all right, We're good. We will see you
(09:43):
tomorrow for Toy Box Tuesday. Allright, bring it b
It's the after show decompression session,doing what they do best, glapping their
gums. Oh, excuse me,I'm Billow. I'm setting up my little
wall here for tomorrow, setting upyour little wall. Never wait till will
the wall. It's my little thingthat has all the sound effects in music.
(00:23):
Beds ship like that buttons. Healways gets it ready. And when
you were gone, boy man,we were lost trying to find things because
it was set up to your liking, and then we screwed it all up
for you. Sorry about that.What I should have done is taken a
picture of Yeah, but then againI wasn't able to get back up here.
(00:44):
Yeah. What we should have doneis paid closer attention. We just
never figured that you would be gonefor ten weeks. Could should a couple
of pages of both button walls werewhat music that did he use for this?
What did he do that? Andeven Jimmy didn't know those first two
days when Jimmy was here, It'slike, hey, Jimmy's like, well,
Jimmy always set where you are andhe didn't even look at my board
(01:07):
here. I know when he washere, we served everything up on a
silver platter for him because I knewhe was coming out of retirement to help
us out. So I was like, all you have to do, Jimmy
is show up with your headphones.We'll take care of the rest and we'll
take care of you. We'll giveyou gift cards, we'll give you bone
them bashed tickets. He was sosweet, and he gave us a boost
(01:29):
of confidence too, because the twoof us were kind of looking at each
other and going, can we dothis without bone? And he came,
you guys will get it, andI love you and it's gonna be just
fine. Well, when you gotno choice, you find a way.
Yeah. It's like they threw usinto the deep end of the water.
We have to paddle fast. Well, I felt like shit because I put
(01:49):
you all in that position. Hey, it wasn't your fault. Things happened.
You know what I'm gonna I'm gonnabe pissed off at myself for the
rest of my life over there,I am. I am. I think
a year from now, maybe two, you're gonna be looking back and laughing,
and it's gonna be something fun totalk about. Oh no, I
won't be laughing. No, No. I wonder if you're gonna feel like
(02:10):
the weather's changing. I think it'sgonna rain. My legs, my quads
are hurting. Yeah, the metalscrews in your kneecaps are they're going to
be like a weather predictor kind ofthing. Well, it didn't say anything
about the rain and all that shitthat was coming over the way. Again.
Yeah, didn't give me any warningwhatsoever. So you won't be a
good weather prognosticator for us. Inever was to be. Neither are the
(02:36):
people that are on TV. Yeah, they're not that great. You gotta
be a nice day today, oldflash flood warning for everybody. I remember
last Tuesday, so a week agotomorrow, when we had that horrible weather.
The whole forecast was cloudy to partlycloudy with a chance of some scattered
showers and thunderstorms, and then allhell broke lose like an hour later.
(03:00):
It didn't say cloudy to partly cloudywith a shitload of rain coming your way
and winds of a Category one hurricane. No, it did not say that.
My god, the lake levels youguys, I mean, if it
gets any higher, I'm gonna beable to fish from a porch. Well
that would be kind of cool.Yeah, it would be very convenient,
but you know, bugs and whatnot. There's got to be people that live
(03:23):
on Lake Lewisville that are seeing floodingcome all the way up to your drive.
Got a press release from great theCity of Grapevine talking about all the
docks that are shut down there becauseof the high water. Yeah, you
know all the area lakes. Howused to it? Are we to drive
over one of our big lakes likeLake lu Or or whatever and we see
(03:43):
the docks dry with no water underneaththem, just sitting there looking pathetic.
Now they're like practically underwater. Yeah, insane. And there's more coming.
Huh. Yeah, there's a chancefor more scattered showers and thunderstorms this afternoon,
some possibly severe mothers. Keep thatin mind. Your nature just lighting
up, will you. It wasbumpy last night. It was that was
(04:05):
a hell of a storm last night, and then the day before it got
super windy. And my neighbor,bless his heart, he still hasn't,
you know, cut down some ofthe branches that are just hanging there,
and the wind was like having themlike dude, woo wooh, and I
go if they fall. There's someof the comments or so the rascules there
were giving you some information on thatlast week. Did you see it?
(04:27):
Yeah? I did, Okay,Yeah, I tagged you up in there
too. You can get on upthere. If it's hovering over your property,
get up to do it, becauseI don't have uh, you know,
good outcomes when I'm on ladders.Yeah, I hate to see you
spend any money on that. Well, if I have to, I have
to. I've like reached out totwo people, and so whoever comes first,
that's to ill use. All right, line up if you want her
(04:49):
business, yeppers, because she hadabout nothing your business and mother nature lighting
up in general? All right,we need a break. Yeah, the
bugs man, I remember back atwinter going, damn, it's cold.
It's really really cold temperatures that's goingto kill off the bugs. Nope,
no, not with all this wetand marshy crap that we've got around.
(05:10):
The mosquito's in my house. Everytime you open up the front door,
there's a mosquitos like you know,come on in mercy man. All right,
Well, was I the only onethat was running at half speed here
today? Because you stayed up late, didn't you? I did? Yeah?
(05:31):
Why the stars? Because he washoping for a different outcome. Yeah,
I certainly was didn't get it.Did you hung in there till the
bitter end? Huh? And itwas a bitter end. Oh. I
didn't like the way how you startedthe show today. Yeah, gloom,
despair, agony on me. Iloved he hall Man for the Cowboys.
(05:58):
I keep it handed football season.Let's see who's on the phone before we
get out of here. Hello,bo, I'm Joe money Man stick.
Oh, he's wanting to speak withCharlie in promotion. What's going on?
Man? Did you win a prize? Yes? Friday morning, I went
(06:21):
for Junior twelve Majestic for Todd.No, is this Ulysses? What is
this Ulysses? Never mind? Nevermind? Uh? Todd one gren is
coming up? You know that dateoff to twelfth, June twelfth? Okay,
(06:45):
hanging there? So, yeah,they're gonna they're gonna send you out
tickets probably about five to seven businessdays before the date. That's what they
normally do. Yeah, but sometimesyou have to light a fire under their
ask Absolutely, Yeah, I gota jerking. But what's your name?
Okay? Yeah, I got yourinformation. I remember your name in there.
(07:08):
Let me run it back with Charlie. I think you're going to be
just fine. We've still got ninemore days until the concert, so I
think your tickets are still pending inthe email. Okay, all right,
you may find of my name.Yeah, we couldn't announce your name.
What does your name mean? Alexshowmaker, showmaker, shoemaker maker? Oh
(07:35):
no, I love shoes. Ibet you do. You're a woman.
All right, we'll handle it,man, don't worry about it. Okay,
then, okay, no concern onthe twelfth. Yeah, yeah,
(07:55):
no, they're going to come inyour email. All right, then,
thanks you so much. Will botherus any time at a time, anytime?
Yeah, that outcomes with the tickets, So please bother us. Yes,
yes, please do. And everysingle person that wins gets that contact
info. They get on the infoon how to watch their email for their
(08:16):
stuff. Our job is to thinkof a goofy entertaining way to give them
away. After we give them away, it's their job up there to make
sure that our listeners get their tickets. That's right. Sometimes they drop the
ball, We're sorry to say,but yeah, we're trying. We're trying,
trust us. Yep, we're kindof caught between two worlds when it
(08:37):
comes to this kind of thing,and we're doing our best, you know,
hanging there. And the bottom lineis this, if you win tickets
from the Bow and them show youare guaranteed those tickets, you are guaranteed.
Tell that to the guy that wonthe Burt Kreischer tickets. And they
didn't reach out to them until theday of at four point thirty in the
afternoon. That means we That meansI stepped in Randy style and make sure
(09:01):
that they give him a make goodthat he's happy better. You're so sorry
about that. We you know,we raise holy hell, Yeah, yeah
we do. I promise you.We pitch a bitch and bang on the
desk. We're gonna make sure youget what's coming to you. Sorry,
and we appreciate you guys listening.Yes we do, because it would be
(09:22):
a drag if we did this withnobody listening. Of course, we do
it anyway. Well, we comehere more. Just send it on out
there into the air and cross ourfingers. Yeah, maybe some alien will
pick it up on a distant gallopy. I'm not going Yeah, leave them
alone, they're crazy, all right, We're good. We will see you
(09:43):
tomorrow for Toy Box Tuesday. Allright, bring it b
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