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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yell oh whoa back a yeah, hello hello.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Old Facebook streaming food.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
So his first day of school for a lot of students,
and I was talking to one.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Of our coworkers.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Her little boy, who started first grade yesterday, did not
have a good day.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Really well, it was rough.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, that's the first first day of school. Yeah, and
I don't think he was thinking, shit, I got another
twelve years of this. No, just first day of school.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Is difficult transition, going from kindergarten. He was at a
monassory school and now he's at an elementary school by
their house. She said that the teacher at the end
of the day was like, yeah, he did not have
a good day.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
He cried.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, give him.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
A little time, only six years old, give him a break.
And today was my little Raffi's first day of school.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's worth because you know, if I'd have known you
could get out of school by crying, not cried my
whole lot.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, usually it just stirs up dislike in the other.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Students, you miss a lot of school when you did
you skip a lot high school?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, I really didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I did too.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I didn't skip that much. I did just enough to
get by.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I had my dad's signature down pat.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh really, I could.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Still do it. And I also had his you know, vernacular,
like how he would write things. So it's like, please
excuse Anna's absence yesterday due to the inclement weather.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh you know, so it sounds like you were getting
a good education, and therefore maybe you deserved a little
extra time.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Maybe a note would get it's shitty outside, she ain't coming.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, then they probably would have known. No, that's not
mister deharr.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh no, no religious man.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
No, I mean he was religious, but not you know,
Bible thumper. Oh yeah, not that there's anything wrong with that. No,
he was a believer, let's say that. But he was
very smart man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
We had right across the street from the high school.
We had a video arcade and a sonic.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh that's all you need, that's all you need.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I missed a lot of class. You know where they
would find me more than often, not those two places. Now,
in the freaking band room.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh see, with us, it was in the drama in
the theater. We were backstage and we would watch VHS.
There was a big, huge TV set up and we
would watch Blazing Saddles, Young Franklin's Nice and Monty Python's
Holy Grail over and over and over again.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You would think you're getting your mel Brooks and on.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I think kids should be well, not forced, but
I think they should watch mel Brooks movie. He's in
school to say, look, don't take shit too serious. Look
at this guy.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yes, learn to laugh.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, you gotta laugh.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Don't be easily offended.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Laughing supposedly is the only way to real love in
your life. That's like the doorway.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I think that you need to learn what to be
offended by. Serious stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, make sure it's stuff that you're offended by that
actually means something, Yes, not just because something somebody said
that you didn't like. Well, then don't listen to him anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, change the channel, go to a different social media
site and comment on something else.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And you forgot me, you forgot Shut the fuck up. Yeah, stfu, baby,
that's supposed to be included in there too.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's right, that's right. Nobody ringing in and going r
you have reviews for you?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
We haven't got any reviewers coming in.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
No on social media, did anybody chime in during first.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Break One of our winners no, yeah, er comments on
the first break stream like the show was awesome. But
one of our two winners told me he goes Man.
No disrespect to def Leppard. I love that band, but
they got showed up for a second time since I've
seen them twice in concerts. Journey he said, yeah, he said,
(04:17):
Journey kind of stomped that ass on def Leopard last Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
That Arnel pineda he can sing.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, he's a singing son of a gun. You would
love the documentary abound him. I don't know if it's
still on Netflix. Oh you have.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
He still looks like short Round from Indiana Jones in
the Temple.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Of does he does, and he's no Steve Perry, but
God bless him. He does sing great.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm glad that they let him cut his damn hair.
When he first got in there, he had Steve Perry
hare long and dark.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Look. Because you have Steve Perry hair, don't make you Steve.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Hare That's right. So I can see them like telling, oh,
we want you to leave the hair like that because
it looks like Steve. Oh, man. Let him let him
be Arnell, just like the dude for Queen, and let
him be himself.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Adam Lambert.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
He's bringing plenty of the memories in the history to
the table. Just let him be himself.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Whatever happened to the guy that first took Steve Perry's place, Steve, Aulgary.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Or Jerry, he went on to have like solo stuff,
and I think he found some other bands to front
guys like that who have that kind of vocal range.
They don't have a whole hell of a lot of
trouble fund and work in a band. But yeah, I
remember that moment. And then Perry came back right and
then left again.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, well he had problems with his vocal cords. Yeah
you know, yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Boy, oh boy. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I just hated the fact that it was on a
Monday night. You know, I didn't go to shows on
a Monday or on Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, and I want to see Sammy Hagar again.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well at least on a Thursday night. You know that
you don't have to try to recuperate all week long. Yes,
on a Monday night show on a Thursday, Okay, I
can suffer through Friday and then like leave work early,
but they work early. Seki's Pavilion, August twenty second. You
know it's gonna be like one hundred and five degrees,
(06:11):
Lord have mercy, and it was hot when we had
to bow and them bash.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yep, yep, it was You know, there's gonna be people
that they might show up a little early for the show,
but they're probably gonna hang out in their car sometimes sadly,
until after Loverboy has already performed.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh the lover Boy does a great job.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
They do, and I recommend seeing them.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Man bo is laughing at me because I was dancing
and jamming to lover Boy when they opened up for foreigners.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
She was throwing down, throwing down.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I think that band. I saw him at the Wildflower
Festival a few years ago, and I think they not
only sound like Loverboy in the present day, they sound
like the records like they're tight. When they perform those songs,
They're performed very much to the tea how they record.
You know, they don't jazz him up or stretch him
out a lot, and I think that's impressive, especially as
(07:05):
older men.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah, and Mike has definitely gained a couple of LB's
and I don't know why this still sounds good and
it is just such a sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Why is he strapping a fanny pack mid gut and
drawing it so tight that his gut spills under and
over the fanny pack?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Dude, you're on stage, but you know what he carries
in that fanny pack?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Cash?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No news he has that? Remember he had that thing?
He said his wife hooked him up with those things
for his neck to cool him down. Oh yeah, on
stage he has an extra one to keep it cool,
so when the other one is done with he can
throw it out and put in the new one.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Fine. Can you put him on a step stool or
a caddy tray or.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Have a cooler you know something, one of those little
water water burger coolers.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Walk up there on that stage with a little pocket knife.
Give me the fanny pack, give me, I'm cutting it
off of you right now. See isn't that better? Your
tummy feels better a fanny pack drawn, damn tight belly
spilling over and under.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Now. The way that they are using the fanny packs
is they use them like crossbody purses. Yeah, don't have
it around your waist anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, a little hipster sling like you're carrying a gun.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
The only time I ever used fanny packs was to
go skiing. When I would go skiing, I would have
a fanny pack for the chapstick, for you know, sunblock.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You should have the fanny pack on you fanny in
case you fall on you as.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I always slung mine. Man, I'd wear one hiking or
traveling or something, but swinging around and let it dangle
off my butt. It's safe back there, I know.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Don't run uphill to Mike caught again the nuts.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be careful about that. Well. Thanks Bo
for taking us to lunch in Arlington yesterday.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah that was good.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That was a solid burger. Bo Roberts not only put
away a big old burger, he put away a Chicago dog.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Split that with you, guys.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's really good. Now I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Airways is the name of the hamburger, John Collins.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
And if you step out of Airways and look outside,
you see the dome of Jerry World. Right, it's very
close there.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, he's on the phone before we go. Maybe hello,
bow of them shoe.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You want to know what I love about you guys
so much? What I mean the list is long but distinguished.
But no, no, no, no no, this is coming from
the absolute rock bottom of my cold, cold heart. I
think that's the song. I'm not sure. You guys earlier
were talking about how they're not allowing weapons to be
(09:58):
on the State Fair. Yeah you know, but noticed that, Joe,
that that bo either just like my old Italian grandfather.
You're talking about lunch and dinner at breakfast. Yeah, he's like, oh,
it was only the good guys, will stop the bad guys.
You only wanted to get They got new food at
the fit, don't they.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be more concerned about how long
the line is going to be at the middle flood
place in the.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Middle of a rants about this this whole thing. Oh wait,
they got a new corny dog, don't they.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, well, maybe that's why you're supposed to carry a gun.
If there's too many people online. Good out of my way.
I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
The late great John Tinnett used to say, get.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Out of the line, get that line. Hour like John.
I really hated it when he died. He'd come on
the show many many times. Really, I like you. Sometimes
he was talking about how you would sit in front
of the TV and eat off his stomach. He would
(11:00):
have we'd have a play of food on the stumm
and watching TV. He said, I'm laying there like a
walrus eating food off of his own stuff.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I've seen people do that on TV.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I've done it. I've done it. Yeah, he says. People
are walking the McDonald's. They stood sit there and just
stare at the damn menu. It's been the same menu
for fifty Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Same thing on one side is on the other side.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I go to Las Vegas. Oh my god, the buffets
there to ninety nine all you can eat. I can
eat to ninety nine just in the toast. Yeah, just
the toast.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah. I like John. I'm sorry he's gone. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Italy, he says. He went to Italy and he says,
we'll take the menus. He said, no, no, no, first we're
going to bring you some food. Well, I just I
just I just thought, because it just when you did
that earlier, Bo, it just reminded me my grandparents would
be sitting at breakfast and they were already so what
are we gonna do for lunch? And where are we
going to go for dinner? And you haven't even gotten
(12:01):
the plates from breakfast.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, let me finish chewing first.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
So if there's no guns in the State Fair, or
does that mean the deep fried ammunition is being taken
off there?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
They won't have any deep fried bullets.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Damn it a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Can you even actually deep try a well, if you
can deep fry a freaking twinkie, I guess you can
deep try anything.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
All you do is dip it in batter and then
throw it in the fryer.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, but if it's a bullet, you better run.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Oh yeah, because it'll pop for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
If you guys deep fried bullets, then I'm going to
be next door somewhere.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You don't need bullets, just have that deep fried food
that'll give you a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Right, They're gonna they're gonna call the deep fried bullets
the Alex Special.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
But I guess you could say he dodged a bullet
that case out.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I was watching Lewis Black on The Daily Show and
he was talking. I forget what it was. He at
least with the ball ones. They made one good one.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
And as I'm won't.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Gonna say who it is because I don't want to
get shot. I love him.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
He's supposed to come down, Lowis Black.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
He is in the Fall and it's his farewell to her.
This is the last time he's going to do a
stand up to her.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I wish they would get him in a day early
because usually if it's on a Friday, they come in
later that afternoon.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, yeah, which.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Lets us out.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
So he has used emails from my cousin Allison on
several of his shows. Really, so she sent a rant
to Lewis Black and it was all about loading the
dishwasher and how it's like almost caused a divorce in
her family. And Lewis Black did this whole bit and
it was from Alison and he thanked her on stage.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Oh that's like, ultimately, Bucket.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I am so prouder in my family.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah. He's on The Daily Show not too long ago,
and he was pissed at Elon Musk Pissede. He was
reporting on the story where the cyber truck the world's
big vehicular disaster. If you ask me, uh, it's pinching
people's fingers when you close the trunk. It doesn't sense
that your fingers in the way.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Did you see it where the guy put his finger
there and his finger got crushed? Are you stupid.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
So Lewis Black went off on him because apparently Lewis
Blatt reached into his pocket and spent some money on
Tesla stock and now he's pissed that he did, and
he's pissed at Elon. But yeah, that's uh, that's one
of the comedy shows that's coming right before we get
into the holidays.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Ah, well, Live and Learn.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, well I'm ready to go eat.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
What about you guys?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Shair it up?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
We got ourselves hungry again, So tune in tomorrow and
ask us some questions on They Ask Yourself Hotline two
and four eight six eighty six hundred.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I say, all right,