Full Show Replay - Mo 6/23/25 Grinding Nemo. Lisa Lampinelli Calls Bo! Dr. Demento Retires. (Ep. 1397)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just be emergency. All right. I'm at the corner of
Pleasant Hill and John Young Parkway. I'm in a Walgreens
parking lot and my car will not start. I'm walk
inside my car. I cannot open my car. I can't
get the windows down. Nothing electrical work, and I'm not

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feeling well. I need some help. Are you able to
pull the lock up on the door and open the door?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
You should be.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Able to export the walk up even if it's electrical.
I'm trying, Okay, Okay, all right, I got that going. Okay,
So are you able to get out of the car now? Yeah?
I got the door open, okay, all righty, I'll see
if I can get triple A or so. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
All right.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
On an ice related Pacific island, the Navy lands a
party of daring scientists to solve the mysterious disappearance of
an entire atomic research team. Strange horror strikes first at
the plane that brought them, and then Earth's shattering tremors
begin tearing the island to shreds Okay, professor, I'm in

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the grab blown of the island.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
I am not sure, but imagine they are able to
send out.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Arcs of heat.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
They are picked with it.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
They can melt and fuse part of the cabs, explode them,
tears contained and bring about the slades.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
There used to be riches there for maybe two.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Miles, nowadays less than half a city. Blood Soon we
will have nowhere to run fathoms deep among the terrors
of the mighty Pacific.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
The bow in them shows hand.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Grenades and dynamite may not stop are searing fire and flame.
There are tons of crushing rocks as mankind faces its
last desperate hand.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
But what if circumstances were to magnifying one of the
size and strength, took it out of its primitive world
and turned it loose in arms? Then expect something that's fiercer,
more cruel, and deadly than.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Anything that ever woked here. The bow in them show.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
Even science was stunned. The new atomic miracle should have
been Mankind's greatest boon. Instead, when such power to cause
phenomenal growth proved dangerously unstable, man was confronted with this
most shocking.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Blunder, the hat of triggered a nutrient into a nightmare,
a blunder that transformed a tiny insect into the hundred
foot spider that was now ravaging the panic stricken countryside.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Now, okay, I guess I'm the only one who saw
attack of the crab monsters at the.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Drive, and lab monsters is better than crabs for true.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Those little monsters can be kind of itchy. Better get
you some camp fofanique just in case.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Look at Bow sporting his LSU Tiger dear Way to.

Speaker 8 (03:23):
Go Tigers College World Series champions. I'm glad games the
game even give Coastal Carolina a chance.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
They didn't lose a single playoff game. No, they didn't.
Them boys did it. I'm proud of them. That's why
I'm I'm double representing here.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Can their second World Series in three years ago? Not sad?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
This is like their eighth one.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
But we'll talk about all that. We'll talk about the
Rangers and other stuff that's going on today, because today
we are celebrating let it Go Day. Please. There's something's
been eating at you and there's not much you can
do about it. Let it go, please. No sense in
getting an ulcer over stuff you can't control. Anyway. Okay,

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thank you, Children's song too. That's it. I still haven't
seen that movie. It really is. It is National Pink Day.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Pink is in the color.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Pink is for girls, blue is for boys, or at
least that's what we've been led to believe all these years.
Men kind of look a little pussy fied. We wear
paink so don't wash red shirts with white shoes. Don't
do that. And people have been saying pink is the
new black recently. How is that pink is the new black?
Colors don't change because you call them something.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I think navy is the new black.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I like that better than pink is black. Navy is blue? Yes, well,
so why are you gonna call it black.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Because it's the new black? As in, it's in style
for people to wear a dark navy outfit.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Trends well when that man, they will wear a dark
navy blue instead of a black.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
You're thinking this wish, I'm weird.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm worrying about something that is not affecting the NA
so I will let it go, all right. It is
National Hydration Day, Well it is officially summer, so drink
when you have water. Blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
International Windows Day. That way, when somebody's knocking at your door,
you can look out your window and decide if you
want to let a man or pretend you're not at home.
Oh man, be quiet, and Jehovah's witnesses are at the
door again. Oh my god, window.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I can't tell you how many times they've caught me
looking out my window like Gladys Kravits from Bewitched.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Man, you've got to be smooth an. You gotta be
like Tom Cruise, Miss Impossible. You gotta get stealth girl
behind that window.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
She doesn't at the door.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
She doesn't enough video games we get straightened around. It
is Runner's Selfie Day. If you really want to take
a selfie while you're running, You've got only yourself to
blame if you drop your phone and break it. Thank you.
It is Stupid Guy Thing Day. Could we be a
little more specific? So we do a lot of stupid

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guy things every day, and you ladies are more than
willing to point out those stupid things. Super Day. That's
a pretty broad term, yep. And it is National Detroit
Style Pizza Day. Okay. Oh that guy in Lewisville, yeah
he has that. It celebrates the Detroit Style pizza as
well as the anniversary of Buddy's Pizza's American Kitchen also

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has good Detroit well, but Buddy's Pizza is the one
of the local foods Detroit is known for. They created
that in nineteen forty six. Over it Buddy's Pizza.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh wow, it's been around that long.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
So that's that's where they pour the sauce over the top.
Yeah pizza, yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
So you have all the goodness and the gooiness in
the middle.

Speaker 9 (07:01):
Oh day, caramelized crust, lots of corner pieces in a Detroit.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, that's right. So Sports of all sorts coming up,
there's a lot to look forward to.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, go Thunder the freaking bull Whiles.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, I'm good with the Thunder. That's okay too. I
mean both of them have never won a championship until now.
And how about those Lau talkers.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I just want to make more seven fifty pick your ticket.
We have tickets for you to see Toto, or you
can pick tickets to see your Texas Rangers this Sunday.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, they're facing the Seattle Murners. Murners, let's go ahead
and do our mornings.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
God I needed that.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh we got ready for sports of all sorts. It's
gonna be one of those days. So betting down your
hatches and zip up your flyuse it's gonna be a
long So are we ready?

Speaker 8 (07:54):
Yes, sir, Well, if we are here, we are.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Don't let that word salvage foolia. No, there wasn't commercial
salvage carpets. Remember when they look that word salvage foolia. Well,
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Was that here in North Texas?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yes, it was on I forget it. It was on
Channel eleven many, many times. Okay, another reference? Nobody gotcha?

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Really, time for sports of all. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
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Speaker 3 (08:37):
Well, Oklahoma City, let's give them to thee. They took
Game seven of the Finals one O three to ninety
one last night, playing nearly flawless basketball over much of
the second half to wrestle a tight game from the
Indiana Pacers. After knocking down three triples in the first quarter,
Tyrese Haliburton suffered what is feared to be a Hilly's

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related injury, but they were still somehow able to carry
a slight lead into halftime. The Thunder shot a horrid
four for eighteen in the opening half, but suppressed those
marks in their runaway third quarter of the Champions ran
their lead up to as much as eighteen while Indiana
committed a crippling number of turnovers. Just once there, you're

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not gonna win like that. Shai Gildas. Alexander performs as
expected for his nb's MVP status through the first two
quarters and then received an avalanche of clutch shooting in
a dominant second half, showing here he is talking about
what it feels like to be a champion.

Speaker 10 (09:37):
Doesn't feel real.

Speaker 9 (09:40):
So many hours, so many moments, so many emotions, so
many nights.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Of this Ballona.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Know that we're all yeah, but this.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Group worked for it, this group in hours, and we
deserve this. Okay, So now they're planning a parade, I'm sure, Oh,
Plahoma City. He started decently out of the break by
forcing the Pacers turnover count too well into the double digits.
So now the state of Oklahoma finally gets to celebrate
a championship after last night, and the NBA Draft gets

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underway this Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Speaking of the Thunder and that particular player that Boe
just mentioned, he's the most valuable player, the scoring champion,
and now an NBA champion along with NBA Finals MVP
all in one season, shake Gilgess, Alexander has entered one
of the game's most elite clubs. The twenty six year
old Canadian is atop the basketball world now in almost

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every way imaginable. He and the Oklahoma City thunder captured
that NBA title last night, beating the Pacers one O
three to ninety one to win the finals in a
seven game thriller. Pacers still hurting over those twenty three turnovers.
Five year now, Alexander becomes a fourth player in NBA
history to win MVP in the regular season finals, MVP,

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a scoring title, and play for a champion in the
same season. Kareem abdul Jabbar did it once, Michael Jordan
then did it four times, and Shaquille O'Neill was the
last entrance into that fraternity up until now.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Until now. There you go elsewhere in the NBA.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
One of the NBA's most accomplished scoring athletes is on
the move yet again. He's sort of like jumping Joe
Babe Rusol Buddy. Here we're talking about the Phoenix Suns
Kevin Durant. They are trading Kevin Durant to the Houston Rocket.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I never liked that guy. I just never liked him.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Did you see how he found out? He found out
while they were interviewing him. They in real time. They said, hey,
did you know that they just traded you to the
Houston Rockets?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
The rooms what exactly? Don't you think you should have
discussed it with someone? I think we have a problem
with that with the Maverick.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, he should have found out first, Like when there's
a crime, you tell the family first.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
Yeah, exactly. It reminds me when the news got dropped
to Luca. Remember when I heard it? Threw his phone?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
The Phoenix Suns are trading forward Kevin Durant to the
Houston Rockets. The Suns are going to receive Jalen Green,
Dylan Brooks, the tenth pick and Wednesday's draft, and a
slew of future picks in exchange for Kevin Durant, who
is a fifteen time All Star average twenty six points,
six points, six rebounds, and four point two assists a
game for Phoenix last season. In his eighteen year career,

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Durant has total an average of twenty seven point two
points per game. That is the number six most badass
scoring average in NBA history. He he's a really good player.
He's kind of known for a pissy attitude. Big surprise there,
and a lot of those he played with really don't
care for him too much. The Rockets will be the

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fifth franchise Kevin Durant has played for. He's going to
turn thirty seven in December, I'm sorry in September, and
he'll be in the final year of a contract that
will pay him fifty four points seven million next season alone.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
That's his attitude, is why he's gone to five different
terams will consider him locker room poison jumping Joe. Well,
here we go. They previously unbeaten Coastal Carolina a Jacob
Morrison out of the game with a four run fourth inning,
and the Tigers won their second national championship in three

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years yesterday, five to three in the College where Old Cherries.
The Tigers completed a two game sweep of the Shanti Clears.
Which is a kind of rooster. I didn't know that
until I looked it up.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
That's a fancy rooster. It's a Chanta Clear rooster with
the chandelier.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh, that's a step born with a chandelier on their head. Huh. Anyway,
the Shanta Clears entered the finals on a twenty six
game win streak, and yesterday saw their coach Kevin Schnall
and first base coacht Matt Shilling ejected in the bottom
of the first inning because they raised hell arguing with
the umpire over balls and strikes. Yep, come on, you

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know you're gonna get thrown out. But it was fun.
One of the umpires fell down and the other umpire
thought he pushed him, but he didn't. He just clumbed it.
LSU gave the Southeastern Conference at sixth straight national title
in baseball and eleventh in sixteen years. It was LSU's
eight all since nineteen ninety one and second most all
time behind Southern California with twelve.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
And that's not the only thing LSU won. They won
Rockos Jello Shot Challenge yes and Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry
bought a thousand Jello shots to help put them over
the mark.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
He wanted to make sure quick me in there.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
That is so Louisiana of him. The Texas Rangers were
hoping for a sweep of the Pittsburgh Pirates but Pirates
outfielder Tommy Fann had other ideas. Yesterday. He went three
for three and drove in three runs, while Spencer Horwitz
and Brian Reynolds also had three hits for the Pirates,
and the Pittsburgh Pirates used a five run fifth inning
to beat our Texas Rangers eight to three yesterday to

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avoid a three game suite. Now, today the Rangers travel
to Baltimore to face off with the Orioles. The Rangers
are going to be playing without infielder Jake Berger again today.
He was placed on the ten day injured list with
left oblique strain. He left Friday night's game with left
side tightness following his plate appearance during the top of
the seventh inning, so now he is on the ten

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day injured list. First pitch this afternoon, five thirty five.
You can watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
I like it when they start in the afternoon. Yeah,
very convenient.

Speaker 9 (15:34):
Yes, Pennsylvania sports lover Matt Denish is heading home with
bragging rights over professional athletes. It's a great story to
tell his students and a bag filled with a quarter
mill in cold hard American cast. Matt is a thirty
nine year old high school health teacher from Pennsylvania. He
won a highly valuable Lebron James rookie card yesterday for

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finishing third in Fanatics Games.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
This was the prize. What a great prize, a.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
High stage the sports skills competition that happened in New
York City. The legendary former athlete who won the three
day event and the one million dollar prize he came
with it wanted the card, so Tom Brady traded for it.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
He said, I'd like.

Speaker 9 (16:13):
To offer that two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for
that card right now in cash, Brady told Dennish while
the two were on stage at the closing ceremony of
this three day event, and Dennish said, hwm okay, yeah yeah,
money in hand, babe, and was given the cash from
Brady's winnings while he was on stage. He just handed

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it over and completed the transaction in front of the world.
The competition included fifty pro athletes and celebrity contestants, and
fifty fans who auditioned to earn their spot. It featured
eight events, including MLB Pitching Accuracy, NHL slap shot Accuracy,
NFL passing skills, NBA shooting competition, and a soccer goal

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scoring shootout which probably makes for great social videos. A
UFC striking challenge, golf accuracy and also a WWE entrance contest.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, I guess you identify which wrestler comes out to
what song's cool?

Speaker 7 (17:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, it sounds like a very fun Evand good for you, Matt.
And when you've won four World Series titles for two teams,
Major League Baseball players definitely want to play for you.
The Athletics. Major League Baseball Player's Pole asked which manager,
aside from your own would you most like to play for,

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and number one big Head Bruce Boches He led with
sixteen percent of the vote, followed by Terry Farcona for
the Cleveland Guardians, who has two titles himself, with fourteen percent.
One of the top two managers players would not want
to play for. One has been fired since the poll
was taken, but Black of the Colorado Rockies. He was

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tied with st Is Cardinals manager only Marma. Those guys
are kind of douches. That's why nobody wants to play
with us.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Don't even talk to us.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah, but if they signed the paycheck. Who'll care all right?
The freaking full file. Next the boy that Joan or
his mom used to say, whole steal while a WHOOPI

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your mom tell you that, yes, my god old steal.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Don't you wait? My mom just threw the chunk lit
at me, the chunk.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
That whip whip bam, okay, it is time now for
the freaking full file. A Chinese motorist claims that his
new car's driver fatigue warning keeps going off because of
his really small eyes. What Mister Lee, a young driver

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somewhere in China, recently bought the luxurious, the only SU
seven macs of beautiful sedan powered by a powerful motor
capable of taking the car from zero to sixty miles
per hour in just two point seven to eight seconds.
It is one of the most coveted electric cars in
the world right now for mister Lee, but it's been

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a pain in the ass when he tries to drive
his car. Soon after taking his new ride out for
a spin, he started hearing they please focus on driving
warning sound yeah, even though he was not distracted and
was watching the road in front of him. He said,
I opened my eyes wide and then I didn't hear
the warning sound, mister Lee said in a video that

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has gone viral on social media. But when I opened
my eyes normally, I heard the warning sound again. Apparently
because I'm Chinese, my eyes are so small that the
car thinks I'm about to f all asleep while I'm driving.
His car is racist, Yes, he has a racist car.

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Oh that's sad.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
It is sad, but it's still kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
It was kind of funny thinking he's asleep when he's not.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
He's not.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
He's just looking at the road. Oh, I just report
these I don't make it.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, all right, let's travel to Florida.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Florida.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Man needed a break from the heat, and we're not
talking about the weather bow. The forty four year old,
identified only as Joe knew his pissed off wife was
waiting for him at home, so he decided to avoid
her rat by not going home. Instead, he broke into
a stranger's house and made himself at home for four days.

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A neighbor who was keeping an eye on the house
for the owner who was away, noticed some suspicious activity
and called the police to come check it out. When
officers entered the home, they found Joe in the kitchen,
just cooking up dinner while running himself a bath. He
even offered a plate of food to the police officers.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Take me to jail.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Joe told cops he had gotten into an argument with
his wife days earlier and was afraid to go home.
He may have gotten a little bit of sympathy from
the officers, but they still arrested him and charged him
with unarmed burglary, petty theft, and domestic battery. The good
news is he didn't have to go home. He just
went to the poke instead.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I don't want to go home yet. My wife's gonna
hit me with a spatulist. Take me to jail, Please
me to jail, all right?

Speaker 9 (21:29):
I want you, tutor, just trust me and say release
the bees with me on three one two three re bees.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (21:36):
That's the official title of this freaking full file story
that happened in front of Spanish police. They stopped a
seventy year old bee keeper for driving without his seat belt.
They gave him a breath test, and that showed that
he had too much to drink in his blood alcohol content.
The officers were just about to cuff him and stuff
him and the guy flipped out. He cursed up a storm,

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He threatened to kill the officers, and then he whipped
open the back doors to his van and a huge
swarm of pissed off honey.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Bees oh attacked the cops.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (22:10):
The beekeeper watched all this madness happen and very calmly
got into his car, put it in gear and drove away.
And both officers were stung so many times. They hid
in a restaurant until help could arrive. The driver was
caught soon after, and he was later freed on bail,
which I hope was a big figure. Doctors treated the officers,
and local reports say the man may already be cleared

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of assault, although that's not confirmed. I guess it depends
on how much damage was done to the officers.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Horrible. I guess because you can't arrest bees. Can we
don't have.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Little handcuffs that are small enough for him?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah? I doubt that. Okay. If you happen to be
in the market for an inappropriate pet, Forever Paul's Animal
Shelter in Fall River, Massachusetts is ready to help you.
They're getting dozens of adoption requests for Hendricks, a thirty
year old blue and gold macaw, whose colorful plumage is

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matched by his extremely r rated vocabulary.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
There's several stories like this that have been going with cussing.
Parrot surrendered two months ago after twenty years with one owner.
The bird arrived half plucked and malnourished from a diet
of cereal and crackers. That's not what you give them
a call. One staff switched him to fruit, veggies and
vet care, and little Hendrix bounced back and startled workers

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by hurling perfectly timed curse words across the empty lobby. Awesome.
Shelter assistant Chantell Rogers likens the experience to quote adopting
Samuel L. Jackson and Warren's applicants. They'll need thick skin
and plenty of patients to curb this bird's nasty mouth.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
That's hysterical.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
The bird's favorite phrases, Yeah, let's go, including kiss my ass, right,
you shock, you shock, and my favorite f off dick brain. Awesome,
my god, I would love to have that parrot. So
he's not going to church on Sunday, it's not allowed.

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They don't have him in Paris. First baptist ing.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
That's funny. Hey, coming up. Next hour, you get to
pick your ticket. Pick between tickets to see Toto Men
at Work and Christopher Cross August eighteenth, or pick tickets
to see your Texas Rangers take on Seattle this Sunday
Globely Field. Whatever you don't pick goes into the lone
Star ticket window. It's eight forty. So we'll play pick
your ticket around seven to fifteen here on the Bow

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and Them show on lone Star ninety.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Two to five, Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. Next hour. At this time, we're gonna talk
to Lisa Lampanelli. That girl ain't right in the head,
and that's why I've loved her for all these years.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's gonna be good to talk to her. She's got
a new podcast out with iHeart. She is retiring from
stand up comedy. Yeah, and that is a damn shame.

Speaker 9 (25:07):
I remember her on stage one time ranting about how
awful men are in relationships.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
She goes, for God's sakes, men just take out the
trash and lick us. That's what she That was her answer.
That sounds like something I would say. That sound like
something she would say. So we're gonna talk to har
a little bit later on. How would you like to
make one hundred and fifty dollars? How sure? All you

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have to do is eat Dallas fort Worth's biggest hamburger ever?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
If so, you'll get one hundred and fifty dollars from
this Hurst restaurant. The Lorena Burger at El Reno in
Hurst is considered Dallas fort Worth's absolute biggest hamburger. The
Lorena Burger, or the Queen as it's known, It weighs
almost six pounds. She's sixteen I think six pounds, sixteen pounds, No,

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it's six pounds and sixteen inches across. It features a
one and a half pounds of beef, one and a
half pounds of tropo meat, which is pork. Yeah, three
types of cheese, ham, beans, and various toppings, all on
a one and a half pound bunt. You'd have to
unhitch your jaw to get your mouth down. The restaurant

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is so confident that you won't be able to finish
the burger in thirty minutes. If you don't, then you
won't get the one hundred and fifty dollars, but you
get to keep the burger. Well, yeah, there's no way
I could eat a six pound ham neither at all,
just thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I saw a picture of it. It is huge.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Oh wait, pull up a picture.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
It might be fun until the meat starts to get cold,
and then it would be really tough to finish that.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Because after you can't finish a hamburger, it just doesn't taste.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
No, it's supposed to be shared.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, but no, if you can eat one by yourself,
you'll get one hundred and fifty dollars. Okay, here's that
Waltons could share that hammerger.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You really can't see it.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
That looks good from here, though, O lord, you can
probably see it from space. How about you want to
mess up your insize for one hundred and fifty dollars?
Tell you what, after you eat that kind of burger,
you'd need some good head.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Okay, see what we did there? Come now, I would
swing him swing I love.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Don't save us a Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards were handed
out this weekend. Oh I missed it, and honestly, these
kids have great taste. Jack Black awarded the prestigious King
of Comedy Silver Blimp, and as is the custom, he
got Slimed Jack Black also one Favorite Movie Actor, while
Ariana Grande one Favorite Movie Actress and her movie Wicked

(28:02):
one for Favorite Movie. America's Got Talent Earned Reality Show,
and SpongeBob SquarePants won Favorite cardtoon of The Walking Dead.
Darryl Dixon will return with season three on September seventh,
and a collection of The Blues Brothers outtakes called The
Lost Recordings is available in a package with a new

(28:22):
graphic novel from seventy two Comics called The Blues Brothers
The Escape of Jolie Jake. It's gonna be out on
October seventh, And sad news to report for fans of
Sanford and Son.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
I know.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Lynn Hamilton, best known for playing Donna Harris, fred Sandford's
fiance on Sanford and Son and Miss Verdy on The Waltons,
died last week at ninety five from natural causes at
her Chicago home.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
She played Fred Sandford's girlfriend on that show for many
Yes you did.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
And bo I know this is gonna break your heart too?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
What What?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Hailey Bieber was spotted without her wedding ring as Justin
Bieber divorce rumors Loomlige as for Justin he posted a
video of the weekend of a guy saying, quote, bitch,
if you're giving me the silent treatment, at least tell
me why.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
That's Lord, that's pretty good man. Every man has the
right to know it. If you give me the silent treatment,
at least open your mouth long enough to tell me why.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
And this is embarrassing. Nick Cannon, the host of The
Masked Singer and Mariah Carey's ex, was asked to name
all twelve of his children in a recent interview, and
he blanked on the last tune tale Beautiful Zeppelin, whose
mother is Abby Della Rosa, and Halo Marie, who he
had with Alyssa Scott. Maybe this is a sign, Nick,

(29:43):
you shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Have any more kids for aase, or to the book
that snip.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Hugh Jackman had to make a quick getaway after being
swarm by fans outside of Radio City Music Hall in
New York last week, where he was doing this one
man show. Fans mobbed him and he spotted this random
car in the road and just jumped in. It wasn't
a ride share, He just needed to get away from
the fans. So imagine the surprise of the people in
the car who were actually more than happy to give

(30:11):
Wolverine a ride.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Okay, And former.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Dallas Cowboy quarterback Troy Aikman says he won't be rubbing
elbows with the Royals. Troy Aikman has a property in Montecito, California,
right near Prince Harry and Megan Markle, but he tells
us Weekly, I don't think they're drinking much light beer,
so we don't have much in college. Good dude, just

(30:34):
show up with some of your eight elite like beer.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
You never know.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Prince Harry needs a bro, he needs someone.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
To talk to, So just show up because she's probably
riding his ass right now.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
And that's your headlines from Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Remember when you got out of school for the summer
when you were a kid, you were so happy you
were about to explode. Oh absolutely, And then as it
started getting into August, you're thinking, I gotta go back
to school. That's dred, yeah, dread okay. Legendary DJ Barrett

(31:13):
Hanson is hanging up his headphones after a career that
lasted over fifty years. DJ Barrett Hanson is better known
as Doctor Demento. Hanson began hosting the Doctor Demento Show
in nineteen seventy on k PPC Radio in Pasleida, California.

(31:35):
A syndicated version of the show was launched in nineteen
seventy four and ran until two thy ten. That's a
pretty good run.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's like in his eighties, right, he's eighty four. It
is I guess time to hang it up.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Since then, fans have been able to listen to his
show through its official website. On his most recent show,
Hanson slash Demento told his listeners, I'm now eighty four
years old and I've been doing this show for nearly
fifty five years, about two thirds of my life. It's
been a blast, but I've come to the decision that
I need to hang up my top hat soon.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
The show is just heard. One is my last regular show.
You will hear on spring break. My best friend and
I at sof Padre Island. We would sing I'm looking
over my dead dog, rovers doctors to get free beer,
my dead dog hit with the power.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I mean, there's just thousands of songs that he used
to play. It was on Doctor Demno's show that a
then sixteen year old weird Al Yankovic would get his
first exposure after sending a tape to the show which
Doctor Demento played. It was my Bologna, the next my Sharona, Yeah,

(32:52):
and the rest was history. Hanson was inducted into the
Radio Hall of Fame in two thousand and nine. So
I thought, you know, since since he's hanging up his
headphones and weird Al Yankovic got his start on the show, well,
I guess I'll play a weird Al Yankovic doctor Domado
song for it.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Stay out.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I've rather ripped my heart right out of my ribcage
with my pair hands and it throwing on the floor,
and stop on it till I there's ten one momentute.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
With you. Now.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
That's a love song, isn't it? If you ever heard
absolutely love? This is a battle sea on and we've
all got wounds to prove it. Yes, scars, scars that
won't heal. Okay, uh, Before we go any further, first
of all, we're gonna give you a chance to pick
your ticket. Choose between tickets to see Toto Minute working

(34:01):
Christopher Cross Toyota Music Factory Monday, August eighteenth, or a
pair of tickets to see your Texas Rangers when they
faced the Seattle Mariners this Sunday. Of course, whichever one
you don't pick goes into the eight forty ticket window.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
I know it's just been absolutely hectic around here, and
I apologize that we haven't been able to get to
all these wake up slap requests that we've gotten. I
know y'all have seen in a bunch of them, and
we've just been ah. But when we get back from vacation,
we're going to work on trying to get through some
of those. We promise, yes, But it's just been so hectic.

(34:36):
Right now, we're about to smashing our heads against the
wall just for fun.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Vacation just couldn't come soon enough.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Damn right, damn right. But now it is time for
the educational part of the U.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Listen and learn.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
It's time for.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
For example, did you know since we've crowned the Oklahomas
any thunder NBA At the very first NBA game between
the Toronto Huskies and the New York Knickerbockers that was
in nineteen forty six, anyone over six foot eight got
in for free?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Oh my gosh, here's a uniform. Case somebody gets hurt,
you'd be ready now Okay. Did you know, not only
is Texas not the largest state, if you cut Alaska
in half, Texas would be the third largest state. No way, Yes,
that's how big Alaska is. Big, old sucker. Did you

(35:35):
know the three guys who founded Compact Computers were initially
planning on starting a chain of Mexican restaurants? Really, but
they decided to do the computer thing instead, and that
was an extremely smart move.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, because I don't think any of them are Mexican.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
There you go. Did you know that Ghostbusters was originally
written to feature a three man team played by Ackroyd,
Eddie Murphy, and John Belushi? Wow, but they rewrote the
script after John Belushi died, and I.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Guess Eddie Murphy was just going to be too expensive,
so they got Bill Murray.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
I guess did you know dolphins have bromances? What where
two or three males will pair up for decades and
help each other hook up with females.

Speaker 9 (36:24):
Dolphins are quite possibly the horniest living thing on earth.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Masturbate they well, how they get their flippers down that way?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
They rub up against things bo.

Speaker 9 (36:36):
Yes, sadly, yeah, sadly in human eyes, they commit sexual
assault on things and people and other animals.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, but you think you just think they're just being
fun to play with. They're rubbing up against your busting one.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
You're on with the dolphins in Mexico and if you
go underwater you can hear them talking to each other.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Really yeah, look at the.

Speaker 8 (37:03):
Did you know?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
All right? Did you know? Pink Floyd's album The Dark
Side of the Moon was on the Billboard Top two
hundred album charts for a record nine hundred and ninety
weeks and counting. It's still on there, but it only
spent one week at number one in nineteen seventy three.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Am, it's still churning out money for him. Did you
know a can of coke is ninety percent water? A
can of diet coke is ninety nine percent water? How
is that possibly?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I don't know, Lasha Sweeten in that, I guess science.
Did you know clownfish like the ones in Finding Nemo
can change from male to female if they need to
for reproduction in case of emergency? Listen, uh, Doris, there's
no man around here. Could you grow penis real quick switch?

(38:01):
So in the movie, once Nemo's mother was killed, his
father would have grown female sex organs and started reproducing
with Nemo.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
You ruined it? Buy I did.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I'm just reporting the facts.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's a new movie, Humpy Nemo.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Here's what happens when fish get bored grinding Nemo with
Grinding Nemo.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
And did you know the first commercial jingle was a
Wheedies radio ad in nineteen twenty six, really, and the
other one was called Grinding Nino Dallas Boris Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two to five. Lisa Lampanelli on the
show coming up here in just a few But now
it's time for you to pick your tickets. Choose between

(38:53):
tickets see Toto Minute Work and Christopher Cross. This could
be a pretty good show.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I know I kind of want to see it, but
it's on a Monday night.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Oh that's right, it's Monday, August eighteenth. Or you can
have a pair of tickets see yor Texas Rangers when
they face the Seattle Mariners. That's Sunday. And what you
gotta do is solve the mystery voice today. Okay, all right,
Now you're gonna know what movie this is from as
soon as I play it, all right, but you're gonna

(39:21):
have to identify the actor that's in this scene that
I'm looking for the answer to. Okay, you'll know the
first actor, and you'll know the movie. But this actor
turned sixty seven over the weekend and he has a
big cult following. All right, listen and tell me who
this mystery voice is.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I have you.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Come to see the show? I'm sorry, sir. No one
will be seated after the doors are closed. It helps
maintain the illusion.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I understand. Miss Watson, she's a friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Has me to come, but not to come late.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
We don't have to see this show.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
He just let me in.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
I'll stand in the.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Do you have an idea? Blank?

Speaker 7 (40:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Man, can you play it again?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I'll play it again. Sure, I'll play it again for you.
Listen and I'll give you some hints. You yeah, come
to see the show. I'm sorry, sir. No one will
be seated after the doors are closed. It helps maintain
the illusion.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I understand. Miss Watson. She's a friend of mine. She
asked me to come, but not to come late. I
only have one We don't have to see this show.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
He just let me in.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
I'll stand in the.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yet and of course it was from Spider Man. Okay,
I'm not looking for Toby maguire. I'm looking for the
other guy. That was guy standing at the door to
let people into the theater. This guy has a big
cult following. He played Elvis in Bubba Hotep. He was

(41:04):
the surgeon General of Beverly Hills and Escape from La
and he was the star of all those Evil Dead movies. Okay,
let's see if you know it, bon and them, show
tell me who that actor.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
Was, Tom Cruise.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise was not in Spider Man, but
that's a good guess sort of Bow and them, show
tell me who that other actor besides Toby McGuire was.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Man, Toby McGuire. I recognized that boy.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
He was in all the Evil Dead movies. Don't have
you that a horror movie man should know this. Let's
go bone them, show tell me what our mystery voice is.
Who's the guy besides Toby McGuire.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Is absolutely right?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yes, evil did I still love those movies. It got
into my hand and it went bad where it cut
off his hand because it was trying to choke him. Okay,
first of all, who is this? My name is Eric,
All right, Eric? Now the question is which tickets do
you want? You want Toto a minute work and Christopher

(42:20):
Cross or do you want the Rangers tickets? I would
like the Toto tickets tickets right hold on it. We'll
fix you up. Okay, thank you for all right? Okay,
So that means we got Rangers tickets in the eight
forty ticket window. So hang on now.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
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Speaker 3 (42:59):
You're on low Star ninety two five fallas Horse klassic
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forty to us to see your Texas Rangers face the
Seattle Mariners this Sunday. I'm sure Annabelle has come up
with a correct caller number.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I already have it.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Speaking of callers, look who's on the phone is Lisa Lambinelle.
What's up baby?

Speaker 10 (43:19):
Girl, Hey buddy, what's up to it?

Speaker 8 (43:22):
Lisa?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
What doesn't matter? How come you don't love us no more?
And seen you in years? You just said I'm not
gonna go on that damn show anymore.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
You know, I fell off the planet. I retired from
show business in twenty eighteen, and I've been quiet for
seven years.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
How the hell did you do it?

Speaker 10 (43:38):
I know, because I know it's insane. I mean, I've
dured my friends and family crazy. But h once I
got out, I was like, oh my god, so good
to just have a life and not be running all
over the country. And I was very fortunate with stand up.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
I was so lucky.

Speaker 10 (43:55):
But then about a year ago, I was a guest
on a podcast at iHeart and they're like, you want
to do one. I'm like, sure, so that's why we
decided to do this podcast.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Now, yeah, but tell me you don't miss doing stand up.
Come on, I.

Speaker 10 (44:08):
Couldn't miss anything left.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Really, Okay, you've just had it.

Speaker 10 (44:14):
Yeah, nothing happened.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
It was just like I almost.

Speaker 10 (44:17):
They say, like, most people wouldn't want to stand a
job for more than thirty years, so why do they
expect us to?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Okay, all right, well, if you.

Speaker 10 (44:27):
Don't really enjoy it that much. I don't think it
would be good for an audience to feel cheated. So
that's why I decided to publicly retire and announce it
so that everyone knew why I retired. I just wasn't
feeling it as much.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Well. It's like when people ask me, when do you
go to rautara, I'll say when it's not fun anymore.
Right now, it's still fun exactly.

Speaker 10 (44:49):
And I love that people can work into their eighties,
nineties whatever they want to do. But man, I was like,
all right, like it's time, which felt really empowering because
then you're just taking control of your life.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Okay, And I never looked at it that way. How's
your husband? You still married to big bulls?

Speaker 5 (45:06):
No?

Speaker 10 (45:06):
I got rid of him at the same time.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
No, stop boy, you're just doing an ethnic cleansing here.

Speaker 10 (45:12):
I got Yeah, everything went, the houses, everything. I literally
did a purge of all my like designer shoes, designer bag, like,
I just got rid of so much, and I was like,
none of this made my life any better, So.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Why do I have it? Okay?

Speaker 10 (45:27):
I get it, I get it, But how cool am I?
I introduced Jimmy to a girl that I thought was
right for him, and they got married and I went
to the wedding. That's a team player.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Obviously, you have matchmaking skills. And now you're like, instead
of the queen of me and you're the Queen of advice.
Tell us more about this new chapter in your life,
the podcast Strength This, which is new on iHeart.

Speaker 10 (45:50):
Yeah, it's really cute. Honestly, I just know for the
past forty years, I've been like in therapy on and off.
I've been working on myself a lot, and I'm like,
why I'm old. I'm sixty three, But I got some
wisdom for these people. So people write in, they ask questions.
We have a different topic every episode, and honestly just

(46:10):
kind of give advice with a lot of humor mixed
in because you're not going to ever beat that out
of me. So yeah, it's really fun. I think I'm
actually proud of what I'm doing, which is a shock.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I guess that makes you a life coach now does well.

Speaker 10 (46:25):
Very uncredentialed with no certification, So take everything with a
grain of salt.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
What are some of the crazy ask questions that you
get from people?

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Oh, I like people say things like I totally accept
myself as I am, but I accept that I'm fat,
but I want to diet one last time. Well, you
just contradicted yourself. And by the way, either as fine.
You could exist in a bigger body, no problem. You're
going to exist in a smaller body, no problem. But
don't contradict yourself in like literally one sentence. So we

(46:57):
just get people who don't know how to put up
boundaries with friends, who get sort of like taken for
a ride financially by people. I'm just like, oh boy,
a lot of people out there have the same issues
I used to have, so let's go.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Plus there's a lot of people that are trying to
take whatever you have.

Speaker 10 (47:13):
Yeah, and you know what, you just got to be like, Okay,
this is worth keeping, worth fighting for, and the rest
can just go. You know, I feel I got so
lucky in life and fortunate with career that the little
knowledge I cobbled together might as little share it for
free with those folks.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Well you sound happy, you do? Do you really sound happy?
We hadn't talked to you in a while. Would you
sound like, hey, life is worth living?

Speaker 10 (47:37):
No, it really is, Honestly, it's just been since retiring
seven years. I tell you, it's sometimes was hard because
I was like, oh, who am I? Who is Lisa
without show business? And it's like, oh, she's just a person.
And I like working on myself and friendships and family stuff.
And then this thing came up and I was like, yeah,
I'll shrink some heads even though I'm not supposed to.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Right, So, besides the podcast, shrink this, Uh, do you
have any other projects that you're working on? Lisa?

Speaker 10 (48:06):
I teach stand up and storytelling at art an Acting
College in Connecticut, which I love because I love talented
people who have a future and like they're eighteen nineteen
years old and just want to be funny and artistic
and oh it's so great.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
So I like that.

Speaker 10 (48:22):
It feels very helpful. And then I have a bunch
of comics who I mentor adults, so.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
You're teaching them to be comics so you don't have
to do it anymore.

Speaker 10 (48:31):
Thank you. I'm trying to make somebody else take my job.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Please. Now, you used to do those Comedy Central roast
who is the one person you couldn't wait to throw
down on? Oh my god, I.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
Really loved most of them, to be honest, I think
my favorite of all time because he had the best
censor youmor himself was a flavor flav.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Oh yeah, I liked him on the years ago we
had him on.

Speaker 10 (48:59):
He was a clue right like he literally was such
a nice guy, had the best sense of humor. I
think he was just high the whole time, which is
fine with me. So we and boy, the things I
said to him were so brutal that can't be repeated here.
I was like, man, and he's still laughing. So I
gotta say, the way you do a roast best is
if you enter it going. I gotta not be defensive.

(49:21):
I gotta laugh at everything people say, and he really delivered.
What a gentleman.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Was there anyone that was just a complete dick about it?

Speaker 10 (49:29):
No, that's weird. I would love it if someone was,
because then I could talk crap about them to you guys.
But the only ones who like pretended to have their
feelings hurt was like Andy Dick. Remember Andy Dick.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Oh yeah, and his last name describes his personality to
the tea.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (49:47):
I think he tried to act defended for attention, but
I don't know. He was just a mess up. Dude
and everybody else though they kind of knew what they
volunteered for. Like you were in the arena. You don't
enter the lions Den without knowing where you're going. So
most people just got that, even like the Hulk Hogans
and people like that understood it.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Well, let me tell you something, brother, I'm glad you're
doing what you're doing and you're happy doing it.

Speaker 10 (50:11):
I mean, honestly, that's exactly how we talked, even off stage.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
It's true, Lisa. How can people submit questions to you?

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (50:20):
Thanks? Yeah, they could send an email to shrink this
Show at gmail dot com that shrink this Show at
gmail dot com. Make sure to compliment me and tell
me how gorgeous I am if you want your letter answered.
And yeah, listen to Shrink This on all the podcast apps,
including iHeart.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
You are still gorgeous. And I love the blue hair
on your press picture.

Speaker 10 (50:43):
I know I love that. I'm blue haired, old broad
Lisa Lampanell.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Everybody, thanks for colling. Don't be such a stranger girl.

Speaker 10 (50:52):
Thank you, sweetheart. We'll talk too.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
It's the bow in them show. Yeah, Michell'll give you
a stomache sometimes special. Thanks to Lisa Lampannelli. I hadn't
talked to her in a long time.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Such a sweetheart.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
She's not laid it all.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
She showed up here one morning for a radio interview.
She went in the wrong studio where he and another
coworker were hanging because Hi, I'm lost. I'm Lisa Lampinelli.
I laid a hug on her before she had a
chance to fight me off.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yeah. I remember her when she was like really big.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Now she's Yeah, she had bypass and every time I
see a picture of her now, I don't recognize her.
When I met her, she was fluffy as they say.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Okay. A van Zant County judge has awarded the SPCA
of Texas custody of sixty six animals rescued from a
property in Eustace, Texas. Marcy Alpin, founder of Noah's Paul's
Animal Rescue, reported the alleged animal cruelty. She contacted the
SPCA of Texas after Haley Hall, a veterinary technician who

(51:59):
worked with her, asked her to care for her animals
while Hole was out of town. Of course, Mcalvin said, sure,
I'll do it, no problem. Well. Mcalvin found approximately fifteen
dogs and forty seven cats in unsanitary conditions with high
ammonia levels from all the pea that was everywhere. She
notified the Vanzank County Sheriff's office the following day, reporting

(52:22):
malnourished and sick animals. Now, due to the deplorable conditions,
Mcalvin was unable to continue caring for the animals. It
was just too funky. The animals were removed from a
metal building owned by Haley Hull in Van Zank County.
The SPCA of Texas was also awarded twenty two thousand,

(52:43):
ninety dollars in restitution. Now, Hull, who owns and operates
yelp for Help Animal Rescue, was arrested and charged with
cruelty to non livestock animals neglect, a Class A misdemeanor.
She was booked into the VanZant County Jail and later
release on a ten thousand dollars bond. So, this woman,
Haley Hall, operates an animal rescue operation and she treated

(53:07):
those animals like that.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Well, what happens is it's a mental health issue. It's
kind of like hoarding, yes, And so she started off
with the best intentions and then just kept getting the
animals and just couldn't take care of them, and.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Carey said it was too much and there was just
crap and pe yeah limited squalor, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
All right. Summer is in full swing here in North
Texas and the Dalla Zoo's Dollar Days are finally here.
Every year, the Dalla Zoo lowers their admission to one
dollar on particular dates. This year, on July seventeenth and
August fifth, you can score one dollar admission to the
Dalla Zoo. Tickets are on sale now. It must be
purchased online. The zoo does not plan on selling tickets

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on site the day of their lower admission price, so
that you need to keep that in mind. Dollar Days
extremely popular, so the zoo is encouraging those planning on
attending to purchase their tickets soon. North Texas temperatures can
get really hot during the discount days, so zoogoers are
encouraged to dress accordingly, where sunscreen, and stay hydrated. The

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zoo says they will have misting stations and cooling fans
to combat the heat. Another note is please get there
early because it's always bumpered and bumper traffic on five
th during Dollar Days at the Dallas Zoo.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
When they know it's dollar days, people get day Washington's
out and say let's go to the zoo.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Cats, Right, you could take the whole family for like
ten bucks.

Speaker 9 (54:30):
That's right, and you know it's going to be hot
in crowded. It's going to be fun, but it's going
to be hot in crowded. To be ready for that
over to New York City or a high school in
the suburbs had a lot of people in the graduation
day audience seeing double. Among the nearly five hundred graduating students,
thirty are twins in one school and one graduation ceremony jeans.

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Some of the students at Long Island's John F. Kennedy
High School have known each other since kindergarten, their parents
meeting through a local twins club. Some even still plant
family vacations together in these days. Some of the twins
are on a group text chain, which has helped them
cope with their newfound notoriety as graduation day approach. Honestly,
when we're together, the room is electric, said Cindy Monka

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as she attended graduation rehearsal with the other twins earlier
last week.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
We're all bouncing off of each other. It's really cool.

Speaker 9 (55:23):
So natural twins, Yeah, they click, they have chemistry, right,
But apparently a pair of twins and another pair of
twins also get along really well.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yeah. I don't know if it's something of the brotherhood
or yeah, DNA chemistry something. I used to go to
school with these twins, Royce and Cloise their parents, and
I played baseball with their brother Jesse. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
You know my dad was an identical twin. Really Yeah,
my dad and my uncle Tony, they were identical twins.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Do they take tests for each other because.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
My dad was really good, like at history, and my
uncle was great at the sciences, so they'd switch out.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Well, you may remember us talking about this story when
it first broke. Twelve years ago, James Howells of Newport,
Wales accidentally tossed out a hard drive holding eight thousand bitcoins,
which is now worth over seven hundred and forty million dollars.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Didn't it end up like a trash year?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Yes, this hard drive is in a landfill and Howells
had been on a quest to recover it. I would too.
Despite his determination, local authorities slowed him down because of
environmental concerns and slammed him with legal red tape, and
recently a judge pretty much ended his effort for him
to get that hard drive. Now, with the search officially over,

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his story is being turned into a documentary, Be on
the Lookout for the Buried Bitcoin, the real life treasure
Hunt of James Howells, which is scheduled for completion of
the end of this year. Can you imagine that you
have seven hundred and forty million dollars somewhere in a
trash pile and you can't get it.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I would wake up crying and go to bed crying.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
I think that would be right. Dude, Bellefort's classic rock
lone Star ninety two to five. I actually had a
couple of cases of that over the weekend. You think
little Double Vision. As a matter of fact, I saw
this band at the Revel. You know, I always call
it the Revel, but it's the Revel. It was called
Double Vision. They were a Foreigner tribute band.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
That was Friday Night, right, Saturday Saturday.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Night, Yeah, Saturday Night. And the singer nailed it. He
sounded just like Lou Graham. Sounded just like Lou Graham.
I'm sitting there. Tom's the owner Tomvote and George picarl
was there taking pictures like he always does.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yes, he's always at Lava Cantina everywhere, grand Scape everywhere.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
I asked him, how many pictures do you take a night?
He wont two to three hundred.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah right, it's right next to Hutchins. Did you go
to Hutchins Barbecue for dinner before you went there? Uh?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
No, I did not. Next it was closed because it
was like ten o'clock at night.

Speaker 9 (58:10):
Yeah, George was also shut her bugging away Friday night
at Back in Black with mysel.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Yeah, Jimmy showed up. Yeah, Dianne, a couple of the rascals. Yeah,
we had a good time. So so you know George,
Oh yeah, I don't think I've ever seen him without
his camera. No, never, He's always taken.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Yeah. By the way, who on our tickets go see
the Rangers play on Sunday. Her name is Sylvia Gonzalez
and she has a little tiny voice like this.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Congratulations, you're going to the Rangers.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
Game, a girl?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Go girl? You just be you?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Hey, sitting around a chance to win a thousand dollars
with the Rock the Bank keyword coming up. Plus we'll
have keywords every hour through five ten this afternoon. Plus
if you love your classic rock commercial free, we have
two hours of NonStop classical for your work day, just
before eleven am with Jason and then again before four
with our friend Jeff k. So when you get to work,
make sure you have your radio tune to lone Start

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ninety two to five.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
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Believing in what why don't we sponsor?

Speaker 2 (59:25):
We'll leave in fairies, fairies like tinker Bell. Do you
know tomorrow is the International Fairy Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (59:32):
It's also World UFO Day. I got a special opening
for you for that, you do, because you know I
love me some science fiction, but this will be silly
ass science fiction, just to let you know. Okay, let's
talk time wasters here today, because you get to work.
You don't want to start work, you want to loaf
off for a while.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Absolutely, And this is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
five dot com. So Motley Crue have released a brand
new version of Home I'm Sweet Home Bow that features
guest vocals by none other than Dolly Dolly Parton.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
You haven't heard it, but here's poch.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
We have a video of it that includes the original
nineteen eighty five clip plus Dolly Parton recording their vocals
in the studio from earlier this year. So if you
want to see the video hear the song, we have
it up on our page.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Well what does it sound like? Have you heard it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
I have heard it. It sounds like the song, but
just a little Dolly spicing enough spice, Yes, Dolly spice.
A portion of the proceeds, by the way, from this
new version are going to go to Covenant House, which
helps homeless youth, so a very good cause. And the
remake is on their new compilation From the Beginning, which
is due out September twelfth, And that's the same day

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that Motley Cruz start their Las Vegas residency, a residency that,
if you remember, was delayed because of Vince Neil's medical issue.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
There was a great feature on CBS Sunday Morning yesterday
bo as CBS's Anthony Mason interviewed Robbie Kreeger and Joe
Densmore of the Doors to talk about the new book
Night Divides the Day, The Doors Anthology at one point
during the interview, John Densmore talked about his first impression
of Jim Morrison, who had never been a lead singer

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prior to the Doors.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
He was so shy it was ridiculous and I thought
this is not the next Mick Jagger. But I love
playing music so all full around here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Why did you have confidence the band would work if
he was so inexperienced as a singer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
It was the words Robby's right's the words yeah, gifted words, Yeah,
very much.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
So we have the link of if you want to
check out the full interview from CBS Sunday Morning, and
if you missed it last week, Paul Simon was on
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Thursday night. He sat
down for a lengthy interview. Paul Simon and Colbert spent
a good deal of time talking about hearing loss because
they both have lost hearing in one ear, plus stories
about the sound of silence and Paul Simon also performed

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This Sacred Heart with his wife, North Texas's own Edie Brokell,
and we have that version up on our page. The
Who's Pete Townsend has said what many WHO fans have
been thinking about Roger Daltrey and is firing, rehiring and
refiring of drummer Zach Starkey. According to Pete, it's a mess.
We have a link to the interview that Pete did

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about the drama. Meanwhile, Zack's dad, Ringo star is gonna
hold his annual Peace and Love birthday celebration July seventh
in California. And Styx have shared a live acoustic version
of Build and Destroy from their new album Circling from Above.
Back in February, if you remember both, Tommy Shaw talked
to us about the title of the album and he

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said it was inspired by birds.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
My wife and I live on a wildlife sanctuary.

Speaker 11 (01:02:48):
If you drive by our house, are usually going to
see me picking up a sixty pound bag of birds
seed and filling it up like that. And we spend
as much money on bird seed as I used to
spend on cocaine when I lived in New York.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
I think cocaine was cheaper.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Check out the acoustic version of Building Destroyed. It's up
on our page. Finally, terrible Tattoos Last Forever. Take the
case of the guy who brought a picture of his
little baby girl, but the tattoo looks like a demon
spawn or Gollumn from Lord of the Rings. You can
check out the video of that tattoo on the bow
and them show page at lone star ninety two to

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five dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
And no, it doesn't sound like padded bra like some
of her.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
You mean, I've been seeing it wrong all this time.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
I'm sorry to break the news to you. There Anna
the Miracle Bra, the Miracles cross your heart and hope
to die.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
There was also the Wonderbra, the Wondra Wonderbraw. You wonder
what was in it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Well it up? Oh goodness, Yes, this show is over
for today. Tomorrow is a toybox Tuesday. Some goods planned
for you, and I'm always willing to be open for
suggestions of what you want me to pull out of
the old proverbial toy box. And up next is our

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after show decompression session, Facebook Live, Faceboot Live, Fancy and
even we don't know what we're gonna talk about coffee break. Yeah,
it's kind of like once we open the mics, we go, well,
we don't want to talk about you don't.

Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
Well, no, you start going. It's amazing where a vehicle
will go if you just let go of the wheel.
And slam the accelerator at the same time. Right, that's
the after show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
That's that's basically yes, Yeah, that's the after show. Do
you know did you ever see that movie Megan?

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
No, because it's scary. But the Magan to is there's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
A sequel coming out on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Megan to Alison Williams. Is that the one who plays me,
the lead character, the one that and and I guess
this time around there's another doll and they have to
bring Megan back. Yeah, because the other doll is like
killing everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Yeah, they fixture like she's just a little cartoon character
in some kind of you know, video game or something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Well, it's like a warning about ai is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Oh, you don't have to warn me, you know all
about that right sky that baby sky Net. They're coming
to get us get to the top of the all right,
so we'll see you on the after show and we'll
see you on the show Enough show tomorrow, I Ali, Well,

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keep your nose clean and keep it doing the digit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
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