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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now a scene from an Italian deli somewhere in
New York. Hey, Dave, the day's over.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm for bud light.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I can't. I have to cut the cheese. I thought
you cut the cheese already. I heard you cut the
cheese this morning. I like to cut the cheese in
spurts throughout the day. You should cut the cheese first
thing in the morning, like me. Otherwise it starts backing up.
I couldn't. My girlfriend was here this morning, and you
know all that goes. I cut the cheese in front
of my girl once. I never heard the end of it.
You see a woman cut the cheese. Nah, they don't
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do it right. It's too delicate. My grandmother cut the
cheese all the time, especially as you got older. You guys,
I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna pinch a love.
Want me to pull your finger?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Were you pulling my finger? Help me cut the cheese?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Oh yeah, if I pull your finger, you'll be cutting
the cheese within seconds.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
After run got to drop the kids off at the pool.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Rain don't I mean one round craze among my name?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Then it was.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
A great time to be alive. It was a time
of great change and great courage. It was a time
of great men and great women. The show it's filled
with great cruise, great shoes, love, great ladies and great five.
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They were not forgotten by history. They were left out.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
This is it, This is really it.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Go in the world and share the romantics, color, adventure, hilarity,
excitement and splendor that spelled and experiment to challenge the unknown.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Thank you, we're so much better. We're back. Hello studio, Hello,
hello computer, and hello control born. Hello really cool air conditioning.
Un Yeah, you got that right.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Trying to do that out fun being on the road,
but it is good to be back in the studio.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, this is this is where I can control what happens. Yes,
you know, because when you're out there, you're relying on
someone else back at the studio. Although AO put together
a little thing where we can not really worry about
what happens back at the studio.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
And Ivan Zuni got best engineer out there. Honestly, we
take such a great job for us.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
This year we got to take a lot more of
the road out of the studio and out there on
location with us. And that was a collab with Ivan
and his equipment and our equipment.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It really went good.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
Yeah, and a big shout out to Arianna, our board
operator who was back in the studio.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Did she do all six days? She did? Oh you're
this well, am girl. If she's a part time is
she even pad that time? She yes, and she was
very happy to do that.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Trust me, I just approved for hours.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Made you earned a girl, Yes, sir. So we're back
and we got all the controls in front of us now,
so it should be a smooth, easy show.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
How was your father's day?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah? That was great.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
Clayton's birthday to Clayton's birthday, Yeah, celebrated at too in one.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
What are we celebrating today, June sixteenth?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, would you like to know? Yes, let me run
it down for you. It is National Vinegar Day. Vinegar, Yes,
you know he used vinegar for all kinds of days. Yeah,
my mother used to buy this red wine vinegar tasty.
Oh man, I'd pour a cat full of it in
and drink it when nobody's looking good.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
If you ever run out of vinegar and refrigerator, you
can always look in the douche bottle and you know, thanks,
you make it with salt.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And pepper. You're disgusting. Take your cat to work day.
Oh I wish I had known. I'm sorry. I was
going to call you and bring the cat in the studio.
We could have done little pussy jokes all morning, but
I dropped the ball. Thank you ladies initiated in baseball day.
Oh that's right. Softball is close enough. You ever see
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how fast the college picture can pitch that ball under
as I have major league players like, wait, this isn't fair.
The picture's mound is closer. It's also Ride to Word Day.
If driving my truck counts, well, I've been there, done that,
and I'll do it again. I already celebrated. Yes, it
is World Refill Day. Got to refill my gas tank
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before tomorrow so I can ride to work.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I think I need to refill my coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, that's next on the agenda. World Sea Turtle Day. Yay,
So don't throw away your six pack plastic holders into
the ocean. But you don't want to choke a sea
turtle Day.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I've been around since the time of the dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
They really have. They have. That stuff hurts dolphins too,
So get on back with the trash. It is no
Orange closed Day, especially burnt orange.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I'm looking at saving that up for September.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And that when the egg you play the long horns again.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Except no, no, that'll be November for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, whichever it is, we're gonna get your ass this time.
It is National Turkey Lover's Day. Shouldn't that be closer
to Thanksgiving?
Speaker 10 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Sure you would think. It is also Family Awareness Day.
Be kind to each and every member of your family today,
even the annoying ones you only see once or twice
a year. Yes, this, y'all.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yesterday was Father's Day and today is Family Awareness Day.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, you took care of Dad, Now start taking care
of the other. May I see a pattern here? Take
them to lunch or something. It is Justice for Janitor's Day. Yes,
please give them a break. I mean, they're the ones
that clean it up when you mess it up, you
know what I'm saying. They have to deal with a
lot of nasty stuff clog toilets. And it's National Bourbon Day. Yum,
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at least wait till the show's over. Saturday was World
Blood Donor Day, so thanks to all you guys who
donated it pint last week. And it's also National fudge day. Okay,
is that why you started with all the parts?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Sound?
Speaker 10 (07:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, I'm just gonna say, pack some fudge before you
go to work, to put it in your lunch box
for a snack. God, the thing I say, Well, twist
it around and try to make it sound like I
meant something dirty. We know you I did. But that's
beside the point. Where do you suppose Ana got an
idea like that? Seven fifty big your ticket?
Speaker 8 (07:30):
We have Kansas thirty eight special tickets and Rodney Carrington tickets.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh right now, Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. SOS save our show, but it's a
lost cause I'm sorry. SOS. Also a great breakfast you
all ever had SOS? No? What's that? Well, it's blank
on a show?
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that SOS, the toast and the great
yeah with the meat in it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Hey, it's six thirty of.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Divers More rot to buy the Will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to willheightwins dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, I've voted a rumor. There is a rumor floating
around now that the Dallas Cowboys might bring back wide
receiver Amari Coop. Are you serious that's the rumor. Oh
my gosh, that's a great rumor. While there's a mutual
interest between the Cowboys and Cooper for a potential reunion,
a deal isn't finalized yet, so let's don't all get
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too excited. The Cowboys are reportedly exploring options to bolster
their receiving corps, and Cooper, a former pro bowler and
former Cowboy, is a free agent now. Reports from ESPN
and the Fort Worth Star Telegram suggests there's mutual interest
between the two sides, but so far no deal has
been signed. When a deal does get signed, if it does,
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we will be the first to let you know, because
that's what we do, right. Be a great addition to
the team, I think so.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
In case you're still keeping up with the NHL Finals,
the Florida Pana pushed the Edmonton Oilers to the brink
of elimination after beating them five to two this past Saturday.
The Panthers now have a three to two series lead,
with Game six scheduled for tomorrow night on the Panthers'
home ice. One more win and they will hoist Lord
(09:18):
Stanley's Cup for the second year in a row.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I know, I'm rooting for Edmonton in the NBA Finals.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
This series is tied up at two games a piece,
with the Indiana Pacers and the Oklahoma City Thunder playing
for a three to two series lead Tonight in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Tip off for that game is at seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 9 (09:38):
Thirty JJ Spawn turned the sloppy mass of a US Open,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
A sloppy mass of a US Open at wet and.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Nasty Oakman into a thing of beauty at the end
to win his first major championship.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Congratulations JJ.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
That made him the only player to finish under par
at one under two seventy nine, him a two shot
victory over Robert McIntyre of Scotland, and it made Spawn,
thirty six year old Californian who resembles the late Pittsburgh
Steelers great Franco Harris.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
He does yea, I loved franc O'harris.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Spawn is yeah, yeah, frank O.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Harris's doppelganger is now a major champion in his only
second US Open. Scottie Scheffler, ten shots behind early in
the final round, was somehow still part of the conversation
on the back nine, but he missed far too many
birdie chances even three putting from twelve feet on the
eleventh hole.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
He did not have a good outing. In fact, his
first day was a blowout. It was horrible for him.
He did not have a very good time. An Idaho
man made the catch of a lifetime when he caught
a carp weighing nearly seventy pounds. You saw a carp, Oh, yeah,
I know that fish, right did. Riley Farndon of New
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Plymouth caught the giant fish while bowfishing on the Snake River,
which is a popular fishing site for anglers.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
That's where you have to shoot arrow and those carp
are easy targets.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, but if you miss, they swim off. If they
don't strike your lure in the water, you just cast
it back. That's what makes it.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
If you don't knock them out cold with something like
an arrow bowl, they can really put up a fight
at that size, especially one that weighs almost seventy pounds.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Officials said. Farndon's catch broke the state record from the species,
Weighing sixty seven point sixty five pounds. The fish beat
the previous grass carp archery record of thirty eight and
a half pounds along with the carp rodden real record
of forty six point seven pounds. Wow. In other words,
it was a big ass fish. The record breaking carp
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also measured forty nine inches long with a girth of
nearly thirty three inches around. I don't know if you've
ever fished for carp, but those suckers can pull. They
they can't break your rod. Grasscarp are a large member
of the Menno family and can grow up to nearly
five feet in length, according to the Invasive Carp Regional
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Coordination Committee of the US Fish and Wildlife Services. And
I almost ran out of breath. That's what I was saying,
that why don't you just shorten it to the car Corporation. Yeah,
car core Corporation or coordinating, I don't care, but to
say Invasive Carp Regional Coordination Committee of the US Fishing
Wildlife FADA, there's too much, too many, it's too many
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worse for me today.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Hey, so Bo, you mentioned that today was Ladies Initiated
in Baseball Day. Well over the weekend, the news broke
that Betsy Jockam, an original member of the All American
Girls Professional Baseball League that inspired the hit movie a
league of.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Their own well.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
She died at her South Bend, Indiana home May thirty first.
She was one hundred and four years old.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
It was a happy Father's day for Rangers fans yesterday
as the Rangers finished a sweep of the Chicago White
Sox with a two to one win.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yesterday, Ricky right hander.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Kumar Rocker pitched five scoreless innings with the help.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
From some pickle juwics. That's right, pickle juwice.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Rocker had some cramping in his legs in the fifth inning,
so the Rangers manager visited him twice while he was
on the mound to assess the situation, and Kamar quickly
chugged three bottles of pickle jews to get through.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
The fifth inning.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Meanwhile, Marcus Simeon's sacrifice fly put Texas ahead two to
nothing in the fifth after Duran's run scoring hit in
the second.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
The White Sox have now lost ten in a row
at Texas.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
The Rangers have won seven of eight games to get
back to five hundred for the first time since May
twenty First. Rangers are off today before starting a three
game series tomorrow against the Kansas City Royals.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
First pitch tomorrow night at seven o.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Five, before you start going e pickle jeese.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Have you ever taken a drink out of a pickle junk?
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
My god, it's my favorite. When my oldest daughters were young,
I did something at their elementary school in elk Cliff
and they were selling frozen pickle juice. I said, do
you do you sell a lot of it? He said,
watch in a minute, all of it was. It was
all gone. It was like pickle popsicles what they were. Oh,
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that's awesome, especially if you are cramping.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
That's what was recommended to me when I was taking pilates,
because it's salting.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yes, the salt. You remember our friend Scott Long, they
used to wear.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Scott bought me a shot of jamison pickleback once and
that was my first pickle juice experience.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Pickle, but what shot of jamison? Shot of pickle juice? Gunk?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
All right man?
Speaker 9 (14:50):
Elsewhere in the MLB, the dog days of Summer arrived
Saturday at National's Park in Washington, d C. Bruce, a
sweet twenty one month old Golden retriever, fetched a during
a ceremony right before the Washington Nationals game up against
Miami as part of a Pups in the Park promotion.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I like this idea.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
He retrieved bats the last two seasons with the Rochester
Red Wings, Washington's Triple A affiliate. Bruce this dog, wearing
a bandanna with an MLB debut patch that he received
when he arrived at the stadium, was.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Presented with his own commemorative.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Puppy dog bat That's pretty cool. Bruce spent about fifty
minutes out on the field before the ceremony where he
was hounded.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh oh, well, you like that.
Speaker 9 (15:37):
He didn't work during the actual game, however, and he
was returned to Triple A duties afterwards, so he was
just making a rock star appearance.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
We've featured a lot of those batdogs on Time Waste, Yeah,
a lot of videos up.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Love him all right? Will you hear this adult swim?
I don't know if you know what that is? Oh yes.
The adult oriented programming blog on Cartoon Network debuted some
of its forthcoming projects this year earlier this week, and
one of those projects features a very familiar faces called
Keeping Up with the Joneses, created by some of the
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writers behind Robot Chicken. It's a half hour animated cartoon
series that follows the Newberry family trying to keep up
with the extremely rich Dallas neighbors, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones
and his serious I'm gonna be a cartoon.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Between recent legal trouble one of his many companies going
public and whatever new turmoil the Cowboys are going through,
the show will have plenty of fodder to use for material. So,
in other words, if the Cowboys get their ass beatn
some game, they'll probably include it in there. It is
not known at this point if Jerry himself is involved
with the show in any way, or if he will
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provide the voice for his animated self. However, Jerry is
no stranger to the TV screen. Earlier this year, he
appeared as himself on the hit paramount plus Landman and
received quite a bit of praise per his performance.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Yeah, he did a great job.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I can't wait, Jerry chel on a cartoon. Swell a cartoon.
Jerry said, all right, the freaking full file next on
The Boy of Them Joel Dallas Orus Classic Rock Alone
Star ninety two to five. But here in twenty twenty five,
you wouldn't say hey Joe, You say yo, Joe, Yojoe.
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What you know Joe given high five before I have
to go bump. Yeah, a fist bump, Give me fist
bump before I have to never mind, we're getting off
track here. Coming up Annabelle has head lines from Hollywood.
But now it's time for the freak full file some people.
A Reddit post of a baby shower invite lit up
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the Internet after it showed parents planning to name their
unborn baby girl Chernobyl. No they yes, they did.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Many commenters said the name felt like a punch in
the face, pointing out that Chernobyl was the side of
the world's worst nuclear disaster in nineteen eighty six, which
killed and sickened thousands of people and killed all kinds
of wildlife. Others guess the couple simply liked how the
words sounded and had never learned of the tragic history
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behind it. You mean these parents have never heard of
the Chernobyl nuclear disaster. Yeah, there's a lot of idiots
out there.
Speaker 11 (18:30):
Both.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I guess they were actually born yesterday. While US naming
laws are loose, critics urge friends and family to speak
up before the birth certificate becomes final and the kid
has to grow up with such a stupid ass name.
The uproar sparked a wider talk about parents' duty to
check the meaning behind unique names, and about how online
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crowds now step in when choices seem hurtful and harmful.
I mean, if you want your dog to be picked
on her whole life, sure, name Chobyl.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
And sometimes I wonder if they just do it so
that they'll get that kind of response on social media. Yeah,
but you know they'll go viral, oh because of a
stupid name.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
So you want to name your kids something really stupid
just so you can get clicks?
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Yes, well, Zach, And you know what, just a couple
of weeks ago, I think bo you did the story
about names that are absolutely off for people to call.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The Yeah, like Hitler is an example. One of them
was question Mark. Yes, of course, then you got question
Mark and the mysterious who did ninety six tiers? But
that's totally.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Different, totally all right, Let's travel to Pennsylvania, where Jeremy
Hartman of Martinsburg, Pennsylvania has been charged by police after
he allegedly blew up a toilet in a Pittsburgh area casino.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh dude.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
Now, report say that mister Hartman was taken into custody
by Rivers Casino security at five forty am on June A,
after he allegedly broke into a closed restaurant and tried
to steal several bottles of liquor worked up to four
thousand dollars. While he was being transferred to a secure area,
mister Hartman asked for permission to take.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
A leak in the men's room.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
While in the employee restroom, Hartman allegedly lit a commercial
grade firework like the ones that they use in fireworks display.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, that he just happened to have with them. Oh,
you just decided I'd better take a commercial grade firework
with me just in case.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Well, he plopped it into the toilet and a casino
employee who happened to be in the restroom had to
be treated for minor injuries after the firework blew up
and tore the bathroom up.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
See see, you can't even take a squat in a
restaurant without somebody bowling up. Yeah, and this type of
blow up was a literal blowout. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Mister Hartman was said to be unable to post twenty
five thousand dollars in bail, so he remains in jail
until his hearing.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Which just happens to be tomorrow, June seventeenth. Okay, good
luck there, son, Lock him up, throw away the key.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Let's look at the floridiots and make sure that they're
not doing anything to screw up the rest of the world.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Too bad.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
But a peaceful bike ride in Florida recently turned into
a ride of terror for a fourteen year old boy
after a woman drove her car onto the bike path
and chased after him a lah Or road rage incident. Okay,
she wanted to talk to his parents about how fast
he was going. She was basically wanting to go into
Karen mode here.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They ain't that boy not doing right?
Speaker 9 (21:32):
Gage Ellis was riding his bike on a multi use
path when headlights from an SUV suddenly appeared right behind him.
Cops ay sixty five year old Julia coltof drove her
vehicle off the road and onto the bike trail because
she was, for some reason, super pissed that that boy
was riding so fast. A good Samaritan intervened and cut
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the woman off. That allowed the boy to kind of
make his escape towards home, and his parents found out
about the wild chase the next day, and they called
the cops. The boy captured some of the chase on
video and turned it over to police. I've got to
see this. A few days later, they caught up to
call thof and placed her under arrest for aggravated assault
with a deadly weapon.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's right, yeah, Oh, you're so mad at him you
want to try and scare him and might run him down.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
Just go on next door and complain to people, and
then his parents will find out misbehavior.
Speaker 9 (22:25):
I think that's a much safer idea. And the kid
was only fourteen. Come on, She told deputy she just
wanted to talk to his parents because he thought he
was peddling too fast. But now if she wants to
talk to the boy's parents, she's gonna have to wait
until they visit her in jail, which ain't likely.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
No, I wouldn't think so either, Okay, troopers say, nineteen
year old Coty M. Mallon crawled through a hole in
the fence at the closed down Downstate Correctional facility in Fishkill,
New York, last Saturday, hoping to snap photos inside the
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now empty maximum security prison. So he just wanted selfies?
I guess. But after wandering around in the deserted jail,
he thought it would be cool to see what it
must feel like to be in prison, so he went
into a cell, shut the cell door behind him. Would
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you like to guess what happened? He locked himself in jail.
He realized that the cell door had locked when he
shut it, and now found himself trapped. He was trapped
for six hours when there was bar slam home. I'm
telling you well. Luckily he had his cell phone with him,
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so he called for help, but he couldn't sometimes get
a signal because it kept blocking the signal from the phone.
Responding officers at the Glenham Fire Department freed him and
then charged him with third degree criminal trespass, a class
B misdemeanor. He received a ticket and a court date
to appear before a judge. Downstate closed in twenty twenty two,
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and officials again reminded the public that entering the unused
site is both dangerous and also highly ellege.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Yeah there's signs outside that say it's trespassing and you're
not supposed to enter.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah. No, it's one thing to walk into the jail door,
is it? You know what I want the true experience.
I'm gonna shut that cell door and it locked behind him.
D nice schooling there, Buckie, what idiot?
Speaker 10 (24:32):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Coming up next hour, you get to pick your ticket.
Pick between tickets to see Kansas and thirty eight Special
July twentieth, or you can pick tickets to see comedian
Rodney Carrington in September. Whatever you don't pick, we'll go
into the lone Star ticket window at eight forty.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Bo's gonna have a fun way for you to win.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
So pick your ticket at seven fifty here on the
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Chance to pick your ticket. Choose between a pair of
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can pick a pair of tickets to see Rodney Carrington
will Rodgers Auditorium in Fort Worth on September fifth. Of course,
whichever one you don't pick goes into the eight forty
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pretty good. Great. Yeah, Okay, I don't know if y'all
saw this, but in case you didn't, let me just
play a little piece of audio for you. During Fox
News's live coverage of Trump's ego parade on Saturday, guest
Rebecca Koffler, a former Defense in Intelligence Agency officer, was
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abruptly cut off after appearing quote visibly inebriated with noticeably
slurs speech the whole time.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Oh she was having a good time.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh yeah, drunk ass Coffler pore I used the military
saying that's incredible. Let me just play the clip for
you so you can hear for yourself.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
Let us now is former Defense Intel Agency officer Rebecca Kuffler. Rebecca,
what are your thoughts tonight on the incredible symbolism and
the messaging that we saw here tonight from the commander
in chief on the Army's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I am so excited, Emily and.
Speaker 13 (26:42):
Lucas, Tomlinson, everybody like this is incredible. Finally, the United
States is bad back.
Speaker 14 (26:54):
I want to really thank all of our Army maybe
and EMPs officers who have been sacrificing their.
Speaker 13 (27:07):
Lives literally.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
Wow, does she know that they were going to go
to her and interview her, and she's all lit up.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Listen, we've been in broadcast a long time. If you're
gonna do something like that, you wait until after your
life show exactly. Then you can start knocking them back
as many as you want. Oh lord, oh, I got
to hear her. Let's go, let's hear this again. Put
a smile, girl.
Speaker 13 (27:40):
I am so excited.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Emily and.
Speaker 13 (27:46):
Lucas Tomlinson, that's not his name, but everybody like this
is incredible.
Speaker 14 (27:53):
Finally, the United States is as.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Bad fa back my never left.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
It sounds like she's chasing some xanax down with a
bottle of wine.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well she was knocking back something. Yeah, yeah, because now
she said it was she just did it as a joke.
She wasn't really drunk. It was a joke. Who does
that as a joke at something. It's a solemn occasion,
especially when you're going on network television. Yeah, I was
just joking. I don't reading nothing. That's the way.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
I talk all of that.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh yeah, it was a joke. You were the joke.
You were tore up from the FLOORA nice nicely done. Yeah,
I thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Hey, I give us some lines from Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
She got to say party, hell yeah, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Academy Award winner Gary Oldman had a big weekend and
not at the box office. Gary Oldman was knighted by
King Charles the Third, recognizing him for his work in
films like Darkest Hour, where he played Winston Churchill.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
That's the role he got the Academy Award for him.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Also, he's working Harry Potter and one of my favorite
the Apple TV Plus series Flow Horses.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh, I love it. And Gary Oldman wasn't the only
one nighted.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Bow The Who's Roger Daltrey was knighted, as was soccer
star David Beckham, who is now Sir David Beckham.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
You what about Pete Townsend? He still has not been Yeah,
the Queen probably.
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Well.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
It was a tough weekend for share Her son, Forty
eight year old Elijah Blue Almond, was rushed to the
hospital south morning after overdosing in Joshua Tree, California. Elijah
Blues share son with her late second husband Greg Allman
of the Alvin Brothers, has been battling addiction for a
number of years. Jaws celebrating its fiftieth anniversary with a
(30:15):
major streaming debut. As of yesterday, all four films are
available to watch on Peacock, along with a special theatrical
re release during Labor Day weekend August twenty ninth through
September fourth, Plus there's an upcoming documentary about Jaws. Speaking
of documentaries, Roseanne not holding back. In her new documentary
(30:38):
Roseanne Is America, Roseanne claims she was asked to guest
star on The Conners as a ghost.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
The Connors, of course, the spinoff of Roseanne As you know.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
She was fired from the show after only one.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Season over racist tweets that she allegedly posted. While In
the documentary, she says they called and asked her to
come back as a ghost, but she said, you're asking
me to come back to that show that you at
been stole from me and killed my ass. The Connors
(31:11):
aired its final episode on April twenty third, with no Roseanne,
not even as a ghost, and Miley Cyrus has revealed
that she lost a lot because of those wild years
when she was trying to break free from her Canna
Montana era. Do you remember her turking at the MTV
video musical hors Oh yeah. Well, one of the things
(31:34):
that she reportedly lost was the lead role in the
animated kids movie with Adam Sandler Hotel Transylvania, a role
that ended up going to North Texas his own Selena Gomez. Well,
according to Miley Cyrus, she was fired and replaced because
she bought a cake in the shape of a penis
(31:54):
for her boyfriend Liam Hensworth. Producers of Hotel Transfervena thought
it was inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, but it's funny.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
That's your head lines from Hollywood.
Speaker 14 (32:08):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
All right, dumb star ninety two to five Heart, who
was just in town over the weekend, that's right. Would
they play a show.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
In Texas trust see Youth Theater on Saturday night?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Well, all right there we talked to a couple of
appeals that sure was a great Joe because, yeah, I
didn't know that there were so many people who had
never seen Heart before. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
I saw him last year, and I'm wearing my Heart
shirt from last year.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh you sure that's not an I Heart shirt. No,
it is a Heart sexual big difference between those two.
By the way, I hope everybody had a nice Father's Day.
I have a special Father's Day wake up slat we
did a long time ago, but I think you will
find it more than just a little appealing. But now
it is time for the educational. It's time for did
(33:01):
you know here's some amazing facts that you're fixing to learn,
so pay attention. Class today is World Sea Turtle Day.
Did you know sea turtles were around at the same
time as the dinosaurs. That's right. Sea turtles as we
know them involved one hundred and ten million years ago
(33:23):
and have changed very little in the years since. This
means that they not only coexisted with dinosaurs for around
forty five million years, but they also outlived them, surviving
the mass extinction event that took place approximate at least
sixty five million years ago. It's crazy. Well, yeah, because
all they've got to do is go up inside their
(33:44):
shell so that meteor quits hitting. Did you know Bill Lear,
I don't know if that name rings bell. Bill Lear
is the guy who invented Lear jets. Okay, oh, he
also invented the eight track tape player. But more importantly,
one of his daughters was named Shanda sandal Leer. That's right.
(34:08):
He named his daughter Shanda Lear oh son, oh son. Yeah,
it is it's better than Chernobyl. Yeah, there you go exactly.
Did you know in the nineteen fifty six Summer Olympics
they were held in Melbourne, Australia and Stockholm, Sweden because
(34:28):
Stockholm was chose to hold equestrian events because horses couldn't
be brought into Australia under quarantine regulation. Oh wow? Did
you also know all human beings, all of us, ninety
nine point nine percent of us, have the same DNA. Well,
we all came from Adam and Eve. Well, I know,
(34:49):
but how do they solve crimes? Then? I don't know.
This could be one of the trillion people, but we'll
find him. Did you know the state of Texas has
more of duty members of the army than any other state,
with over sixty five thous Way to go Texas. And
did you know Virginia has the most army bases of
(35:10):
any state with nine of them. Yes? Wow? Did you know?
During the Batman TV series, hopefully most of you were
old enough to see it, Robin said three hundred and
fifty six different things after the word holy in his
catchphrase holy. They include holy armadillo, holy hamburger, Batman, holy grammar,
(35:34):
and my favorite holy unrefillable prescriptions. Batman, that's an actual thing,
he said. Did you know the International Space Station is
the most expensive thing that's ever been built by man?
The estimated cost is more than one hundred billion dollars. Wow,
(35:54):
I wouldn't want to get stuck up there like those
other not at all. And did you know because there's
a toy in every happy meal, McDonald's is the world's
largest distributor of toys. It's not Toys r Us or
anything like that. On a similar note, the largest producer
of tires in the world is Lego. Wow, that's so crazy.
(36:20):
We had a little toy car. And now you're a
little bit smarter than what you were before you wore
go Oh Dallas fort Wor's classic rock lone Star ninety
two five. Are we ready?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
We well, certainly hope. So Sol and I heard that
everyone hopefully had a nice Father's Day weekend. I certainly did.
And this is one that we did a long time ago.
Me and Jimmy did this one. And it was sent
in by this guy's girlfriend who spends the night at
his house, and so she wanted us to call and
(36:58):
pretend we were her father. Because this guy had never
met her father. Oh, yeah, this is this is a
good one. It's called the dad. Wake up slam. Hello,
(37:21):
I need to speak to Danny. Is this Danny?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah? Hello?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah? Is this Danny?
Speaker 15 (37:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, this is Danny.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Well, this is Franklin Levy. Who Franklin Levy.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
I don't know any Franklin Levy.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Oh I think you do. This is Jennifer's dad.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Oh this is oh.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
You are familiar with my daughter Jennifer, aren't you. Yes, sir, Well, boy,
it's that familiarity with my daughter that I'd like to
talk to you about. How old are you, son?
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Me, I'm thirty four.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
And Jennifer ain't even twenty one yet. Don't don't that
seem a little wrong to you? I mean, do you
think that's right?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yes, sir, it's it's right.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh, it's right. Well listen, I'm an old fashioned kind
of dad, and I don't know. I'm real protective of
my little girl because you know, she's growed up and everything,
but she still is my little baby. You understand that.
Speaker 15 (38:27):
There.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah, I have to ask you a question. I want
you to be honest with me. Now, don't don't try
to do no dances around it because because I'll know. Okay, yes, sir,
I want you to answer me honestly. Have you have
you had my daughter? No, sir, No, you you have not.
(38:52):
You have not explored her? Then I guess that's what
I'm trying to say. No, sir, you have not. No, sir,
are you sure, because I'll find out. So now I
will find out a really I will find out.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
No, sir, I tell you I have nothing.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
But okay, now, okay, now y'all have been seeing each
other for a while, ain't you well do you have
any intention at all of taking my daughter's hand?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Oh? Well we have. We've talked about we've talked about
getting married. Yeah, we have.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I'm all on a second. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Did I just did I just fear what I think
I heard? Did I just hear my daughter in the
(39:49):
background over at your house?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yes, sir, she's here right now. She just she just
came by.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Oh, she just came. Let me talk to her. Let
me talk to her right right now, daddy, Oh, Jennifer,
this is perfect. Okay, Now he can hear you right,
he's still next to you. I want you to say, no, Daddy,
I love him. Come on, wind it out, daddy, I
love him. Say no, daddy, please don't hurt him.
Speaker 8 (40:20):
Please Daddy, don't don't hurt him.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Please do it again, Do it again, daddy, don't hurt him.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Put him back on to you, Sir, sir, Oh my god, sir,
I can promise you I have nothing but the best
of intentions.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Listen, you just wait, wait a minute, hold it, boy, boy,
you just lied to me, didn't you.
Speaker 8 (40:52):
You lied to me.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You said you ain't never had explored my daughter whatever
you want to call it. And she's there with you
right now. You're not gonna tell me as early as
it is in the morning. And she didn't spend or
not over at your house? Didn't she didn't she? No, no,
don't lie to me. Boy, don't you lie. Did she
spend it not over or not?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
No?
Speaker 15 (41:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Did she?
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (41:14):
Yes she did?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
She did she spent not there? Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
You know I'm sorry, sir.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I am just shaken with rage.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, but you know I can't. I have to tell you.
You know, I have the best of intentions. I mean,
we've talked about marriage, and I'm serious.
Speaker 15 (41:37):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Listen, you know please, you don't.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Have to get you know, violent or anything.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna slap the
taste out of your mouth. I'm I'm gonna whoop your ash. Boy.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I'm sure there's a different way.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
It ain't no different way to do it. You know what, though,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I love your daughter, sir, you know, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
I'm gonna send somebody. See, I don't I don't like
to get my hands dirty. See, I've dealt with stuff
like this. I don't like to get my hands dirty.
I'm gonna send somebody else over. You're gonna be there
for a little.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Bit, like listen, I'm sure we can. We can. Yeah,
I'm gonna be here, but I'm sure that I'm gonna
talk this.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
There ain't nothing to talk about at this point. I'm
just blind with raight, jel. I'm gonna send somebody down there,
and they're gonna make you know the meaning of the
word pain. Do you understand me?
Speaker 7 (42:28):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I don't. I don't think that's the way to solve it.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I am going to send Bowe and Jim from Lone
Star ninety two five.
Speaker 12 (42:36):
No, Oh, you gotta be kid, you do about that.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
You do about that?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Hey, dannyny got you. Let me talk to Jennifer. Let
me talk to Jennifer. Yeah, Jennifer, we got heard. Oh
Dizzy shaken, so is the other.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Thank you so much, you guys said, And.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
You could just hear the fear in that.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
Boys, Loyd, well you got a like a preacher every
time you said, oh.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Oh my god, I'm going to send you till you
make your bore.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Come on with.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Good morning to you once again, as long as I'm
not burning from you. Yeah, yeah sucks. Yeah, lone here's
a shot for that bop star ninety two. Yes, several
shots for that. Okay, now it's time to pick your ticket.
We have a pair of tickets to see Kansas and
thirty eighth Special that's at the Pavilion of Toyota Music
(43:47):
Factory July twentieth. Or you can pick a pair of
tickets to see our old friend comedian Rodney Carrington that
will Rogers Auditorium and forth that's on September fifth. Of course,
whichever one you don't pick into the Lone Star ticket
winder at eight forty. But now, how are we going
to get these away? You asked me yes, bo, how
(44:07):
well I told you at the beginning of the show
today is National Fudge Day. Yes you did, And of
course I made a crude joke because you all expect
me to fudge. Yeah, so I'm going to play a
commercial for a place that sells fudge, actually in this case,
hot fudge as a hot Okay, I will play this commercial.
(44:31):
You give me a call at two one four or
eight one seven, seventy seven one nine two five and
tell me what place is this that sells hot fudge
Sundays just open up a new location in San Antonio.
Speaker 16 (44:47):
And our daughter Olivia has not stopped mentioning it since
she thinks we should celebrate National Holidays.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
National Custard Day, which is basically every day National I
cleaned my room there national brand.
Speaker 10 (45:00):
He's awareness in.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I'm out forget that one.
Speaker 17 (45:03):
My husband's favorite is the James Brownie Funky Jack hanl
Unite Flend vanilla FROs of custard, peanut butter and brownie.
Speaker 18 (45:10):
Then they go down the middle and they add hot fudge.
Speaker 15 (45:13):
Do you know you can add so many different toppings
to your Sunday like strawberries, Cochino recpc springs.
Speaker 18 (45:21):
And with a new location opening up in Stone Oak,
it's even easier for a family to make new memories
together hot.
Speaker 11 (45:27):
Sun, pramel, bananas, petzels.
Speaker 10 (45:31):
Honestly, I'm gonna look all of them.
Speaker 9 (45:33):
We'll be coming back very soon to celebrate for National
holiday Suite, National Make.
Speaker 10 (45:39):
Everyone Smile Day.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Okay, all right, and got it?
Speaker 6 (45:45):
There's a very good hint, Yes there is in that commercial.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Well, what do you say we play the game?
Speaker 8 (45:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Okay, you just open up a new location and send
it too.
Speaker 16 (46:00):
And our daughter Olivia has not stopped mentioning it since
she thinks you should celebrate national Holidays, National.
Speaker 11 (46:06):
Clothing Custard Day, which is basically every day National I
Cleaned my room, dr National Brainbrey's Awareness.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Dad, you can't forget that one.
Speaker 17 (46:16):
My husband's favorite is the James Brownie Funky Jacket to
unite Flenn Vanilla, frozen custard, peanut butter, and brownie.
Speaker 18 (46:24):
Then they go down the middle and they add hot fudge.
Speaker 15 (46:27):
Did you know you can add so many different topics
to your Sunday like strawberries, cooked meato.
Speaker 10 (46:32):
RECPC springs.
Speaker 18 (46:34):
And with a new location opening up in Stone Oak,
it's even easier for her family to make new memories together.
Speaker 11 (46:40):
Hot sun, caramel, bananas, vetzels.
Speaker 10 (46:44):
Honestly, I'm innobo all of them.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
We'll be coming back very soon to celebrate for National
Holidays Week.
Speaker 10 (46:50):
National Make Everyone Smile Day.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Okay, okay, and I got it right off the bat.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
There's a really good hint.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
And I love this place.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, you can always get hot fudge. And
then I add the heath bar old and drizzled caramel.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Lady, damn girl. I like the way you think I'm
gonna have to go by there because there's one near
my house two one four or eight one seven, seventy
seven one five? You tell me what place that is
that sells those hot fudge Sunday We then show, all right,
what commercial was that?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Andy? And Andy's what?
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Yeah? Yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
What what made it so easy?
Speaker 6 (47:44):
The Jack cammerrib Jack camer but describe it.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I go to Andy's all the time. Oh yeah, it's
pretty good. Yes they got was there something in there
about James brown too? James Brownie Ohmmer though that gives
it away because that is exclusive. Uh Andy, there you go. Okay,
I have two questions. First of all, who is this
(48:09):
or pernal Okay, which tickets do you want? You want
to tickets to see Kansas in thirty eight special or
comedian Rodney Carrington Kansas it is you got it? That
means the Rodney Carrington tickets go on the ticket window
at eight forty. Hang on just a minute, we'll hook
you up. I thank you, my man, my man, my man.
Well it gets harder, at least I hope it will
(48:31):
the week goes on, because right off the.
Speaker 8 (48:33):
Bet you burn me well, very nice after a Father's
Day weekend. Yes, hey, if you love your classic rock
commercial free, then you're gonna want to listen to lone
Star while you work today. Lone Star ninety two five
rocks your workday with non stop classic rock twice a day.
Speaker 6 (48:49):
We do it Monday through Friday.
Speaker 8 (48:50):
Listen before eleven am with Jason and then again before
four pm with jefk for sixty minutes of NonStop classic
rock here on lon Star ninety two to.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Five Dallas Howard's classic rock. Lone Star ninety two to five.
Head Games is what we play on you every single
day here, especially if you want to win. Yeah, exactly,
But see coming up, you don't have to do anything
there's no hoop jumping because our listener who wanted seven
(49:20):
fifty picked the Kansas thirty eight special tickets. That means,
at eight forty, mere moments from now, we're going to
have tickets to see Rodney Carrington. Now, Rodney's been a
fixture on this show for many, many years. The thing
is I hadn't seen him. God, it's been like six
years now.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
It would be nice if he comes into town early
so he can join us.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Well, why don't you see if he will, I will,
I will tell him to bring that guitar with him.
All sounds like a real bona fide country singer. He
always does. He always brings his guitar and what a voice.
I mean, man, he knows that he's got to bring
his guitar when it comes on this show. So we'll
see how that goes. But that being said, Rodney Carrington
(50:03):
tickets at eight forty And I had somebody ask me
about three weeks ago, when are you gonna play that
song again? I'm gonna do it right now. The honor
of Rodney Carrington, The honor of Rodney Carrington coming back
to town. Because you know, you can always drink, drink more.
Speaker 10 (50:21):
Beer harder, hardy.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
We'll make a whole lot more things. Well, I may
have to wait on Friday because I'm still recovering from
the weekend boet them weekday mornings lone star ninety two
five hard to handle. That's why we're good in short doses.
(50:55):
And speaking of doses, hmm. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Junior,
who sounds like he's about to start crying any minute,
has taken the extraordinary step of firing the entire expert
panel that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
on immunizations. I know how he feels about utilizing that's sad.
(51:21):
I know he says the action is needed to restore
faith in vaccines.
Speaker 8 (51:26):
I heard the American Medical Association went after him say
it's it's junk science this one believes in.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
But he is said to restore faith in vaccines. I
thought he was the one that was against vaccine.
Speaker 6 (51:38):
Well, and that's exactly why he says restore faith.
Speaker 10 (51:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I get it. I get his people at the top. Yes,
but maybe he's good at firing other people. Yeah, probably,
thank you. I think. Well, let's see here, Hi, Robert F.
Kennedy Junior.
Speaker 19 (51:56):
Want to get rid of an employee, then call me
RFK Junior and I'll come fire them. Yes, I'm a
master and firing people, and now I can come fire
whoever you want.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Those reports were late. I have somebody here to see you. Cas,
you're fired. Get out, Robert F. Kennedy Junior, things and
get out. Great work, RFK Junior. That's my yeah, come again,
my a yeah, yeah, I have no idea what you're saying.
Speaker 19 (52:26):
So if you want somebody fired and call me RFK Junior,
I'll fire them.
Speaker 10 (52:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Come pause. I'm sorry I shouldn't pick on it. Well,
maybe I should. I'm not really sure at this point.
Rough day for RFK. Oh, yeah, you that's a rough
day for a lot of people. Well. A Tulsa, Oklahoma
man has been convicted of sexual assault for inappropriately touching
(52:59):
a woman on a Southwest Airlines flight to Dallas. No,
this actually happened two years ago.
Speaker 6 (53:06):
Oh yeah, it happens way too often though.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Before being found guilty, the sixty five year old man
claimed he was unable to remember his actions on the
flight due to consuming alcohol and several thc edibles. Uh huh,
alcohol and him gum ism make you null and void.
Speaker 9 (53:24):
Yeah, everybody's getting way too torn up before they get
on that plane exactly. William mcklvey was convicted of abuse
sexual contact after a jury trial in the Northern District
of Texas Federal court.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
The fact that he's sixty five made it even creepier,
you know what I'm saying, No kid. Evidence in the
trials showed that on the April twenty fifth, twenty twenty
three Southwest flight from Tulsa to Dallas, McKelvey inappropriately touched
a woman sitting next to him four separate times.
Speaker 11 (53:55):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
Oh gosh, Why do people think they can get away
with that?
Speaker 8 (54:00):
Right?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
A real idea? I mean again, the fact that this
guy's sixty five years old kind of increases the creepy
factor a little bit. A flight attendant arrange for officers
to receive McKelvey at their arrival gate, where he reportedly
downplayed his actions, admitting to vaping on the plane in
the restroom and merely having flirted with the victory. Oh yeah, whatever.
(54:24):
Turns out there's a lot more than just flirting, and
now he in big ass trouble and he deserves tending.
That's a short flight. Oklahoma to Dallas. Yes, he made
four plays.
Speaker 8 (54:36):
Eve know why he was allowed to do three more
plays because after the first one they should have moved.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
Her, yeah something, or she should have hauled off and
clocked his sixty year old old ass.
Speaker 8 (54:47):
Yes, all right, let's travel to North Texas from Oklahoma.
Little Elm firefighters got some help from their friends at
the police department after finding a snake inside a fire's
station recliner.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (55:02):
The Little Elm Police Department said its officers were called
to one of the city's fire stations to remove what
they thought was a venomous cottonmouth snake. Now, the creature
had slithered up into a reclining chair while the fires
were firefighters were asleep in the chair. It was safely
removed and discovered to be a harmless water snake. Fire
department also invited police to return at anytime, preferably when
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there's actual danger and not just a roade spaghetti noodle.
As they put it, you know, these firefighters are going
to be noodling the police department for a while over this.
Police encouraged anyone dealing with their own snake situation to
stay calm, keep their distance, and call a professional such
as animal control or a license wildlife removal service, or
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you can call our friend Daryl Snake.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
From Daryl in a while.
Speaker 9 (55:52):
So the Texas Lottery is jumping on board as we
celebrate fifty years of Steven Spielberg's seventy.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
Five smash Jaws. That's right, it's fifty years now.
Speaker 9 (56:02):
There's Texas Lottery goings on associated with this as well,
Shark theme scratch off games nice in addition to movie screenings.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
I see Alamo's doing a lot of fun stuff.
Speaker 9 (56:12):
There's a chance to win a million dollars with the
Texas Lottery during Jaws fifty. The five dollars scratch ticket
offers four top prizes of one hundred grand, though losers
couldn't win even more. Non winning tickets can be entered
to win a second chance drawing with prizes including a
VIP trip to Austin in twenty twenty seven. I'm not
sure what Austin has to do with sharks either, but
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damn it, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah I will. They have land sharks there. I give
a Saturday Night Live skit, thank you, and now I
can sleep at night.
Speaker 9 (56:43):
Cash prizes up to one million dollars two and the
Texas Lottery said players will also have opportunities to attend
special events and movie screenings. Alamo Draft House has got
cool stuff going on. There's also special screening events at
places like Valente Beach Resort. Brave moviegoers can watch the
classic while floating in nature's.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Water in an inner two sharp. According to a new study,
Americans are the reigning champs of online cursing, dropping more
f bombs and colorful language than any other English speaking
country in the world. Research has found that about one
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out of every twenty eight hundred words typed by Americans
is a swear word. Great Britain came in second, and
Australia rounded out the top three. Blog posts tend to
contain more profanity than other stuff in most countries. The
researchers also concluded that being anonymous online gives people a
little more confidence and courage to let it rip with
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the foul language. Could you say some of those things
in front of somebody you bound to get punched? Yet, well,
it's better than doing it face to face. So go ahead,
a lot going down, No, just conversing and getting to
(58:06):
know each other right now? Okay, who want our tickets
to go see Rodney Carrington, David Turner, rock Wall, tear
down the Wall, Tear down the Wall. Okay, by the way,
I just gotta do this. I gotta hear the drunk
Fox reporter one.
Speaker 6 (58:26):
She puts a smile on your face, doesn't she does?
Speaker 10 (58:29):
It?
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Really does? This was at that parade, okay? And now
a scene. Oh wait, that's not it. Hold on, Oh
that was the Italian restaurant thing. That was funny too, though.
That was the show open. I'll save that for another time.
But now here you go. This is the one. This
is the one. I got it now, okay, okay with
us now?
Speaker 12 (58:49):
Is former Defense Intel Agency officer Rebecca Koffler. Rebecca, what
are your thoughts tonight on the incredible symbolism and the
messaging that we saw here tonight from the commander in
chief on the Army's two hundred and fift death birthday ahead.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
I am so excited, Emily and.
Speaker 13 (59:08):
Lucas, Tomlinson, everybody like this is incredible.
Speaker 14 (59:15):
Finally the United States is back. I want to really
thank all of our Army, Navy, and EMPOS officers who
have been sacrificing their lives.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yes literally now we've all been there at one time
or another, not on national TV. If you're on national TV,
you wait until your live shot is over before you
start knocking them back.
Speaker 6 (59:50):
She was at a parade, so she just started drinking
a little early.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
Oh, because a parade. Nothing makes you want to open
up a bottle of vodka like a parade.
Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
One hundred and fifty vodka shots for the Army's two
hundred and fiftieth birth.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
That's what happened. Well, sounded lot. She might have had
two hundred and fifty six for another sick reasons. I
don't know. She skipped the Marines too. Right off of first,
there's well, I can't remember. What about Space Force? You
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forgot them space? They have a popular Space Force that
is going to save us from an alien attack from
outer space. Get it together, lady, Damn god, you gotta
admit that was funny.
Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
Yes, Hey, so you spent way too much on dear
old Dad.
Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
Or maybe you're hoping to hit the road fourth of
July weekend but the budget doesn't cut it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Well, listen up, Rock.
Speaker 8 (01:00:48):
The bank returns a week from today, Monday, June twenty third,
Bo and I are going to have the first of
nine keywords starting at nine ten next Monday. So if
you want to win a thousand dollars, make sure you
just keep listening Rock the Bank on lone Star ninety
two five.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
And how would you feel?
Speaker 13 (01:01:06):
I am so excited.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
I gave up a long time ago. Your bad reputation
is what people love about you. My bad reputation follows
me way back, because when you get to a certain age,
you just don't give a rats ask. That's true, very true.
You don't like me, ok, my reputation precedes me. Well,
(01:01:40):
it's Monday again. Thanks to everyone who made our annual
Summer Blood Drive a real happening because y'all showed up
in mass.
Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
Yeah, we broke some records, so thank you so much,
North Texas. I think we almost got to six hundred,
if not surpassed six hundred donors.
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Well after we left the show on front or Saturday
at the Nebraska Furniture Mark, Yeah, I said, well, whatever,
I hope we reach it, but I'm not gonna go.
How may do we get? How many do we get?
Although we got pretty close? I think so?
Speaker 8 (01:02:12):
I think so, Well, let's talk time wasters. This is
what we have up on the bow and them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Roger Daltrey is now Sir Roger Daltrey. Over the weekend,
The Who's Roger Daltrey was given a prestigious honor afforded
very few rock and roll stars. He was knighted by
King Charles the Third, joining the ranks of Paul McCartney,
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Rod Stewart, Elton John and Brian Maypram Queen and a
select few others.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Now.
Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
Commenting on this recognition, Roger, I'm sorry, Sir Roger Daltrey said,
it is a wonderful honor, and especially for his charity,
the Teenage Cancer Trust, that has.
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Been my passion outside of The WHO for the last
thirty five years now and to have it recognized, it's
absolutely wonderful and I accept this not only for myself
but on behalf of all those unsung people of work
to make the charity success it's become.
Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Do you think Pete Towns's going, Oh, he's a wanka
probably so.
Speaker 8 (01:03:13):
Congratulations to Sir Roger Daltrey and all the others that
were knighted over the weekend. Speaking of cancer, bo Vivian
Campbell of def Leopard has announced that after a twelve
year battle with cancer, he is in complete remission. He
told Trunk Nation with Eddie Trunk that he'd been through
the mill with all sorts of chemo and immunotherapy, stem
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cell transplant with his own cells that didn't work. Eventually,
the doctors told him his only real chance was to
do a donor stem cell transplant, and that's what he
did and it worked.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Campbell, who is sixty two, said he won't find.
Speaker 8 (01:03:49):
Out who the donor is for a couple of years,
but when he does, he's gonna buy the guy or grow.
Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
A beer or two or three. Had better do more
than that. Yeah, maybe get them a whole brewery.
Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
By the way, def Leppard has a sold out show
at Lucas Oil Live at Windstar this coming Saturday.
Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Members of Rio Speedwagon minus Kevin Cronin, came back together
in their hometown of Champagne, Illinois over the weekend for
an emotional farewell concert back where it all began, honoring
the legacy of Rio Speedwagon. It featured six of Ario's
twenty former members except for Kevin Cronin. We have the
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full set list up along with some videos from the show.
If you want to check that out. John Fogerty has
been posting videos on Instagram in which he talks about
some of the twenty c Seer songs he's re recorded
for Legacy the Creeden's Clearwater Revival years. That is going
to be out August twenty second.
Speaker 15 (01:04:48):
Now.
Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
The latest video is for have You Ever Seen the Rain?
And we have that up as well as a tribute
that John Fogerty paid to his dad yesterday for Father's Day.
Finally fourth of July right around the court and as
a public service announcement to our rascules, please remember don't
do dumb stuff with fire.
Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
We have the video up on the boat on them
show page at lone Star ninety two to.
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Five dot com, or you'll make the freaking full file
some lone Star ninety two five Little fog hat thaya.
Don't you know Roger Earl, the drummer, the only original
member in that band left, damn sham. I mean I
saw the many many times they played in Dallas at
(01:05:32):
a place called Cardies. I don't know if you remember Cardy, Yes,
remember Cardies. That it was at Northwest Highway close to
off of thirty five or no off of seventy five. Oh, okay,
over by North Park Center.
Speaker 8 (01:05:50):
Yes, no, no, the other way across the way, okay,
going towards White Rock Lake.
Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Yes, all right, okay, no, never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Really, that's good as gone. I would explain it. Yeah,
I just remember I was seeing the shell sitting back
there talking to the boys.
Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
He used to play drums on stage every night with
a big pair of police officer mirror shades.
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Oh yeah, remember that that was his trademark.
Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
You know what I learned over the weekend because it
was the anniversary of our army, right that aviator.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Glasses from the army. There was an army. It was
an officer in the army that ordered and.
Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
Invented the aviator glasses.
Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I've got a great idea. Yeah, so nobody can see
your eyes no matter how our days strength. But hey,
it works today.
Speaker 9 (01:06:41):
They don't wait famous and cool hand Loop to remember
that one prison guard the mean oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Oh yeah, we could never see his eyes. And they
had sails spike after top gun after the aviator shades
went through the roof because they were they were wearing
them when they were playing volleyball on the beach. But
that's okay, well, I gotta say, it's great to be
back in the studio here on the ground. We love
seeing you guys out there, and I'm so glad you
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all came out and donated blood during the blood drive
last week.
Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
Record numbers, Thank you North Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Yeah, but it's nice to be back in here in
the old yeah studio.
Speaker 6 (01:07:18):
Yeah, it's back home.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
In the studio because this is our living room away
from our own house.
Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
And we didn't have to wake up extra early to
get all of our work done before we hit the road.
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Yeah, that's true. See, that's the thing. Not only do
you have to put show together, you got to put
the show together and then drive to god knows where. Yep.
Speaker 9 (01:07:37):
Yeah, it's it's it's a step in a fetch man.
It's a hustle, but it's it's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Worth yeah, definitely worth it. We did a good thing,
especially seeing everybody that came out wanted to say hi,
and all our.
Speaker 8 (01:07:50):
Whole team from Jason who's coming up next to Jeff k.
Everyone did such a fabulous job.
Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
And when I left on Saturday, when I left NFM Ony,
we were at about five hundred and ninety three pints.
I'm hoping maybe we cracked six hundred. I think we're
gonna get a grand total here pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Well we're close enough. Yeah right, we did damn good
this year five hundred and ninety three.
Speaker 9 (01:08:13):
Next year get fiftieth anniversary of the blood dry.
Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Oh man, we're gonna have to plan something really spatial.
Speaker 9 (01:08:21):
Yeah, you know, maybe a big cake with a lady
that pops out and she's wearing scrubs and she's ready
to take your blood.
Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
What do you think, boy, I don't know. You better
run that by the promotion department. That's doable. Okay, So
we'll see you on the after show where God only
knows what we'll talk about. I only knows. And we'll
see you on the show Enough show tomorrow because it's
a toy box Tuesday. If I got some good is
planned for you, I bet so, we'll see you. Then
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I go five