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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
clapping their gums. Okay, so we're back people. People, people,
Thank you appreciate Yeah, people, people. Okay, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What do you people do?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We just people all day long. I can't people anymore today,
I can't enough peopling. Well, you should drink some more
beer and then you'll be people in everywhere.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Drink more beer.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's that's Rodney Carrington song that we play sometimes.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I love him. I've never seen him. He's a never
seen in concert and dying to see.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh yeah, he's the sweetest guy. I've interviewed him several
times in person. I know you have to both.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, he's been in here many many time.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
So he's from Texas.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yes, he's from Longview. I think same place as uh, Forrest.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Whitaker, just talking about him.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, maybe maybe Rodney's from Jacksonville. I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
He's from Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Sounds like a Texan.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
After you go somewhere, it's like you always like pick
the town closest to you. That's big that people would know.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I told you when we were in Montreal for the
Just for Last Comedy Festival and me and him and
his sister Page were riding at Jimmy was there too.
We were riding in the back of this cab, all
scrunched together. And where you're from? And Rodney goes where
familiar Kate Town. I always remember that crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
He's got a legitimate country singer voice, Like if for
some weird reason he decided to drop all the comedy
and just be a country artist. Well, I think he
could make it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
He recorded with the late Toby Keith. Yeah they did.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
They were good buddies.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Beer for my horses, huh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And they did that to TV show Beer for my horses, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The ded Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Don't forget tonight Globe lily Field. You can Pat Green
and friends benefit for the Central Texas floods. Of course,
Pat Green lost his brother, John Burgess, and John's wife
and two kids. They recovered the bodies of his brother
and his sister in law, but.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Not the kids yet.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I hate talking about shit like that. I know you do.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Sorry to bring it up, but I wanted to remind
people that they could stream it live starting tonight live
from Globe liive Field and raise money.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And make a donation.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Please.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, one of the things, and I know you hate
talking about this, but one of the things that I
did was James Avery, which you and Deborah were so
sweet for my birthday. You gave me a James Avery necklace.
But James Avery, the granddaughter of one of the founders.
She was at the camp, oh and she passed away.
So they're doing a fundraiser where you can buy the
(02:50):
Texas Charm with Heart in the center and all the
proceeds are going to the flood relief. They're pledging one
million dollar donation to flood relief, So let's keep those
donations coming because it's going to take a long, long time.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Absolutely blown away how many live music events geared towards
raising money for that disaster are happening, not only around here,
but around Austin, around Houston. And it's some big artists
mixed with some really cool local like Red Dirt Country Hours.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Just take a search on the internet for a while
and you'll come up with a handful of stuff. Some
really cool once in the lifetime shows are happening and
for a very good cost.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Good I'm talking to bo. We talked about this on
Time Wasters, about Peter Frampton coming to Texas Trust c
Theater Octy Tuesday night. So I told Bo, we need
to road trip or do a flyaway to New Orleans
for the Saturday show. And your birthday's October twentieth, so
(03:51):
we could celebrate your birthday in New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Now, what day is my birthday?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Of the twentieth which the seventeenth is Saturday? So I
guess your birthday is going to.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Be on a a Monday. No wait, I'll just find out.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The turtles dying to know when your Monday? Yeah or
not turtle, but Cowboy kid is dying to know when
your actual birthday is because he just had one.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And held birthday day an minute. I'm gonna find out
right now, octombervem October, October twentieth. He's a Monday. I'll
say a Monday off is in.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, so you can go to New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
We can go to New Orleans and tore up from
the Flora all right on Fridayday, Saturday, it's a Friday show.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
In New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh is that sounds cut out?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
On Friday? After the show, spend Friday nights Saturday night
in New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sunday night, come back on the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Get some good food in our belly, some good French bread. Hey,
check this out, you guys speaking of New Orleans, take
a wild guess how much our coworker Billy got quote
did for an uber from New Orleans to Dallas.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
For three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Three hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, that's actually not that bad.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But they ended up renting a car. He went and
asked about the uber because he didn't want to drive,
but then it was just going to be eighty dollars
for the rental car, so they went the eighty dollars
rental car route.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And Billy told me that while he was there in
their hotel was a swingers convention. That's right, And there
was also a convention of blind people who didn't get
any thrill because they're blind. Can't look at the naked single.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, they could read braille. It was like, yeah, nis nipples,
let me change the volume.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Where'd all this grass come from?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Maybe that's why the swingers booked it, because they're like, Okay,
there's blind people in the other room. They're not going
to be changed.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I don't think swingers care.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They kind of want to show it all off, don't.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
They Yes, they are, But have you ever noticed the
people that walk around naked. Most of them have no
business walking around naked.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
In Europe, every nude beach I ever went to just
because it was a joke for my cousin and her husband.
They wanted to go see the nude beaches. So these
people need to cover up. Yeah, I want to take
my towel and cover them up or put sand on
them in a litter box.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
If you look like that, you don't need to be
nude and hit.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Be hollow in Austin on Lake Travis. Oh yeah, Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
That's still going on. Yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah. But those people need to cover up as well.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Well, in Jamaica, we did some flyways and some live
broadcasts to Hedonism three in Jamaica many years ago, and
we went out there and over in a private section
of the resort is a nudy beach and a nudy
area separate from the regular resort area. But every day
(06:55):
at twelve noon, all of the nudists would cover up
their Dingley park with shaving cream, run over to the
regular side of the resort and go down the water
slide and then run away.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh they well, they can't do it nude because there's
people watching. Plus they might leave skid marks on the slide.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They were naked when they came out of the slide
because the shaving cream walked. But they ran like hell
back over to their little naked side over there.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
When you go to Europe or even in Mexico and
you see all those beautiful statues that are supposedly masterpieces
and the dingly bits look so ugly, yeah, it's like
I go, you know, if I was the person that
modeled for this sculpture, I would ask you to could
(07:47):
you enhance that bit? Make it look pretty?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
The sculpture of Michelangelo.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, his dingling he got a little kind of pecking.
He got a little vienna sausage.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It looks like a nose pointing out of an camped beard.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yes, it's a little.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And even like if you go to the Vatican and
you see the beautiful Sistine Chapel, they show the little
dingly bits and I was like, it's a Catholic church
that up had a small pack or too.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Apparently that's why you see God touching his hands hands.
You got to deal with this later on bro.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
He was pointing and laughing, and then.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
We spent the whole after show talking about ding bit, Yes,
dingly bit.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
By the way, it's dangly bit. Oh, Dingley is just
as good dingly.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
They do dangle and they dingle, or it.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Could be your dangling dingly bitch. That's what it is
from now on.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
So listen for real, because I've never seen Peter Frampton,
and damn do I want to see him? No, I've
gotta go.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
And I saw him in the real Grand Valley and
he took his shirt off. This is when he still
had long hair. He took his shirt off. He's got
a birthmark on his back and I was like.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Ew, did somebody drop some fudge on your back?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Let me wipe that off? Come like Oprah when she
met the Drew Brees did to wipe off the face.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I m ced Peter Frampton show at the Wildflower Music
Festival one time. He's a great guy. I like him
short hair. He had to short hair, okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Of course, nowadays he's performing in a sitting position, like
Ann Wilson, like Ozzie Osbourne and a growing list of others.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Unfortunately, I met Bob Mayo remember from the live album
Bob Mayo on the keyboards. There's Bob Mayo and I said,
hey Bob, and he died not long after.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, you know what I thought they were saying. And
we used to joke about this in Georgia. I thought
he was saying, some man, some man on the keyboards,
some man.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
How do you get some man out of Bob Meal?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I think we were smoking by.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
He was hearing.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, you know who Peter Frampton's bestie is in Nashville. Uh.
And it's his next door neighbor, Cheryl Crowe. Oh yeah, Yeah,
they're besties. And he's got, you know, service dog because
of his medical situation, and he's always posting it on
his service dog on social media. Love the little Puppy.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
His drummer, whose name escapes me, is a Dallas guy.
And for a brief period I worked at School of
Rock McKinney. I was the music director of that branch
of School of Rock, and there was a backstorage room
there and when they showed me through the place, they said,
this backstorage room we've actually leased out to a musician,
so you'll see him come in every once in a while.
(10:49):
Don't worry about don't use that room, don't mess with that.
It's somebody's private property. So who does it turn out
to be rented to? Peter Frampton's drummer. And he came
in and he talked to me, talked to the kids.
He was terrific and he's a great dude.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
What the hell's his name?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I can't think it was his drummer ten years ago
and I assume still today.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well, now, Tommy Aldridge used to live in Arlington, I believe.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh wow, God, I die to meet that dude. John
and John cmos Okay, John does sound like the correct name.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
John.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, he's Frampton's drummer.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You know, his friends called him semen. You know, it
was like Marcus Simeon on the Rangers. You know, they
call him a couple of put your jug all man,
time to play.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
There was something on social media yesterday and it was
like here's an unfortunate name, and it was a yearbook
photo and the guy's name was Jesus Condom.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And you know what the nickname for Jesus is in Spanish, right, Chewey.
So his name is Chewy Condom.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Well maybe his name was actually heyesuits now.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Jeweye condom. There goes my appetite. Not hungry anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Social media, Yes, you don't need to give me another salad.
There's a chew week condom. All right, that's enough. We
need a nap here. We're going off on the ways
that we didn't expect.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
How do you what do you say about Jiggy?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
We're getting We're getting jiggy.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This is, by far, on record, the silliest after show
we've ever done together.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, I don't know we've done some goods after show.
We have because we've done like over three thousand of
these damn things.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, there's like, actually the number is like fourteen hundred
or so, and then there's two thousand something full replay
podcast episodes of the actual show.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Over four thousands, and we sit here and talk about nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Well that was Seinfeld's premise, A show.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
About nothing, okay, and that's what we are. Nothing. I
doubt this is going to be as successful as Seinfeld,
but it's nice to think about anyone. All right, y'all,
we'll see you tomorrow for fun with music.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There Banks