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Will it be a panther's oilers cupbottle or will the Stars be spoilers?
Here to night? Where do I? Game six? And it's seven?
Bou shirt? What's carefully by Lindell'srasta McDavid, who's to the outside?
Where you what do they at?It's his thirtieth pot an impetence got the
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kickstarters game check. Well, sometimesyou just let the picture tell the story.
The ability to make plays in tidies, you have to think of.
His ability to pass the buck getsyou thinking, okay, where's he put
it in? Stuff? Right aroundHayskin and pulls it to the back,
head up and over. So hurtback by h righty seven back here,
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it's gonna back to the job.Fashion sends in like a hand dispony.
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Well the dream is over. Sosad, But what a season the Stars
had? Yeah, but I'm stillpissed off. I know I stayed up
too late to watch that. Iwas hoping for a game seven. But
no, no, no, WellI tell you what the Stars were done
after game four. Yeah, here'smy theory. We'll talk about this with
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Fox Sports Mike Doocy here later on. But after they got off to a
two goal lead in Game four andthen they were shut completely down and the
Oilers scored five goals. Demoralize them. I think it broke their spirit.
Yeah, because Friday night the Starssucked. They were bad, very sad.
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Please let them try and get alittle bit of decency. I was
still hoping. I'm still hoping I'mgonna go to Edmonton. But last night,
nope, Horry Springs Eternal still gotthe MAVs. Though there's still yeah,
they could grab it all I know, But I'm still pissed off about
the Stars because I wanted to bethe first first city to ever have two
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teams play in the finals, right, double dip, double dip? But
it just did not happen, didn't. Sorry, but we'll talk about all
that and we'll celebrate you ready forthis, Okay, Chimborazzo Day. What
I knew you would say that,because I didn't know either. It's an
active volcano in Ecuador that is thespot on Earth that is his closest to
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the Moon and the farthest from thecenter of the Earth. I didn't know
either, But I guess it's aday to celebrate. Are we throwing something
into the volcano and to celebrate orwhat well, we were going to sacrifice
a virgin and just couldn't find one. Impersonates Authority Day. Oh yeah,
there's some folks around here who haveto act back. They're the boss,
but we know not to pay attentionto them. Respect my author time.
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National leave the office Early Day.Oh yeah, I don't really have problem
with that. No, no,no, you don't want to do that
today. No, no, Idon't have a problem with leave it early.
I'll tell you that National Itch Day. Oh no, ladies, if
we it's below the waist, we'regonna scratch it. I don't mean to
be cool. But if it goesto you out when we do the little
pension roll, look the other way. Yes, it's actually a day to
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do something you've been itching to do. And it's also the anniversary of the
release of the movie The Seven YearItch in nineteen fifty five. Remember that,
Yeah, remember the movie. MarilynMonroe's skirt got blew up. Okay,
and that gave Yes, it didapparently gave all the guys and it
said I'd like to scratch some ofthat. It's love conquers all day.
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Amen. But if it doesn't,that's why you have divorce lawyers. It's
also National Repeat Day. I saidit's National Repeat Day. Didn't see that
coming. National Thank God, it'sMonday Day and there ain't no such thing.
No no over the weekend we missed. I loved my dentist Day,
National go barefoot Day, National NewYear's Resolution Recommitment Day. Look, if
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you've already broken it, it's gonnastay broken by this time. And it's
it was National yell Fudge at theCobras Day. What apparently Cobra's hate fudge
and the mention of the word makesthem gag and slither away. Well,
you better hope. So I don'tbelieve that. I don't either. The
hell. And we're in a newmonth. It's National DJ Month, Soul
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Food Month, Country Cooking Month,Iced Tea Month, Fruit and Vegetable Month,
Great Outdoors Dairy Month, Home OwnershipMonth, lbgt Q R X y
Z Month. Uh American African AmericanMusic Appreciation Month. All right, Uh?
National Pollinators Month. What are wesupposed to have sex with a bee?
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To have sex with us? Oh? I can run because also Give
a bunch of Balloons Month, GiveRoses Month, Migraine and Headache Month,
and Aquarium month just so you'll know. Okay, that's a lot, and
it'd be in month. I promiseyou. On Friday we're gonna do at
least one round of the steak Houseor Gay Boy. Hardly way, we'll
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do at least one. We maydo too. I don't think I'm gonna
be very good at this game,but be fun. You don't know,
you don't know. So we gotsports of all sorts, yes, long
cover the guards. So we alsogot the Mavericks to talk about too.
And what do we have at sevenfifty to give away both? We have
tickets to go see Deep Purple andyeah, great show and lone start ticket
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window at eight forty we have ticketsto the Bow and Them Bash later this
month. Yeah, it's coming upsoon. So let's do the boarding.
Well, let's do it. Tryto get over that disappointment from last night.
Hey you got it Monday. No, like I say, there's no
such thing, damn it. Butit is time to show time. Dallas
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Horse Classic Rock Alone Star ninety twoto five. I'm gonna miss you,
Jeff k and all those announcements youmade at the start is gay. He
was good money. He's awesome hedoes, such as John, would your
guards bring us two sports of allstarts? Brought to you by the will
Height Law Firm injury lawyers go toWill heightwins dot com. Yes, Stars
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fans, it's all over with thecrime and I ain't. Lynne. Conor
McDavid had a goal and an assistin the opening period to get Edmonton going
and the Oilers captain improbable run tothe Stanley Cup Final by beating the Dallas
Stars two to one last night.The Oilers won the Western Conference title in
six games, and we'll be headingto Florida for Game one of the Stanley
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Cup Final. That series is setto open on Saturday night. Now,
the Stars finished the regular season withthe second best record in the NHL one
hundred and thirteen points. That's justone point behind the New York Rangers in
the race for the President's Trophy.But the Stars, just like the Rangers,
led a two to one lead inthe conference finals get away from them.
Dallas scored five goals in Game threeto take the series lead. The
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Stars managed four goals total in thenext three games. I'm telling you game
four. That loss in Game fouris what put the wind out of their
sales. Really really, you cananalyze and fantasize about what could have and
should have been, but it doesn'tchange the harsh fact that we gotta wait
till next year. Mode. It'sfun ride while it lasted, wasn't it.
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Damn? I hate to say I'llget them next year, because we
say that every year when we don'tmake it. Now your Dallas Mavericks.
They, on the other hand,are poised for their run at a second
NBA title, which gets underway thisThursday. Now, there's been a debate
building on social media platforms about whothe most important player will be in the
NBA Finals. If you take awaythe four superstars, that would be Luka
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Donchek, Kyrie Irving, Jason Tatum, and Jalen Brown. Now, if
you watch closely, Luca may havealready cast his vote. During the celebration
after winning the Western Conference finals,Luca took his MVP trophy, said it
was for his teammates, and thenJason Kid noticed something else about Luca that
was very impressive, and I sawthis on social media. I think one
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of the things that was caught oncamera was him giving the Western Conference MVP
trophy to d Live, Jason Kiddsaid, and I think that message he
understands how important d Live is tothis team. D Live would be Derek
Lively, the second, the rookie, the guy who comes off the bench.
Who would have thought that the sevenfoot one center who showed up just
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eight months ago as a wide eyeddeer in the headlights nineteen year old would
be in this position as maybe thethird most important Dallas Maverick way to go.
Come on, right, Dallas willneed to be firing on all cylinders
against the Boston and Celtics when theseries begins this Thursday night, seven thirty
in Boston. You can catch theaction on ABC. Game two will also
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be in Boston Sunday, June ninth, before the MAVs come home for Games
three and four next week June twelfthand fourteenth. Right, Dan, Now
here's some more cool stuff about Luca. For all of you who are up
to save a little bit of moneyand not spend a fortune for what will
most certainly be nosebleed seats to seethe MAVs and the Celtics go out in
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the NBA Finals, well we don'tblame you at all. So if you're
gonna kick back at home and maybeorder some food. Consider this, a
North Texas pizza restaurant has just thething to enjoy the comfort of your own
home as a MAVs fan. Andit's the Luca Pizza. The Luca Pizza.
This is courtesy of a Lewisville jointcalled Motor City Pizza. They brought
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us some Detroit style pizza here onLuca Pizza. Now, yes, let's
try that sucker. Detroit style pizzais good. It's got a thick crust
and like a rectangular shape. Thisspecial pie in honor of Luca's favorite family
recipe from back home. Potato mousaka, is the childhood dish he craved most
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when he was a little kid livingback in Slovenia. So it's even based
on Luca's mother's own secret recipe.They started selling the pizza at the beginning
of the Western Conference Finals and they'llcontinue so throughout the remainder of the playoffs.
And since launching the Luca Pizza lastweek, and it's been a big
hit. They have sold over twohundred and fifty of those pies from last
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Thursday through yesterday. I want totry something Kata Musaka tat owned pizza.
No no, no, but I'mwilling to try me too. Yeah,
let's get in there. The boxingmatch between Jake Paul and former heavyweight champ
Mike Tathan has been postponed. IronMike does not have an iron stomach.
Doctors have told him to put histraining on hold for the next few weeks
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because of an ulcer flare up.Yeah. The promotions company says Mike and
Jake are in agreement that it isonly fair to ensure that both athletes have
equal training time to prepare for thisimportant match. A new fight dat Inside
Jerry World and live on Netflix,will be announce sometime this week. Jake
Paul supports the delay, saying Idon't want to face Iron Mike at anything
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but his best. What's consuming tysonsto cause an ulcer to flare up so
badly that he needed emergency surgery ona commercial flight. We don't know.
I see a pepto bismol endorsement inMike sometime soon. Well, Bo.
The Rangers are bouncing back. AndrewHeeney threw six scoreless innings yesterday, and
Adallas Garcia homered and singled as theTexas Rangers beat the Miami Marlins six to
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nothing yesterday, and on Saturday,the Rangers beat them seven to nothing.
It is the first time since Septemberof twenty sixteen that the Rangers have back
to back shutout wins. Rangers shortstopCarry Seeger singled in five at bats to
extend his hitting streak to fifteen games. Way to go. Corey Seger also
has a twenty five game on BayStreet going. Marcus Simeon had three walks
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and singled, while Josh Smith hadtwo hits for the Rangers. After the
game, Rangers manager Bruce Bochi toldreporters, if we play our game and
pitch like we're capable of pitching,we can play with anybody, hope.
The Rangers are now back home atGlobelife Field to begin a three game series
against the Detroit Tigers. First pitchtonight at seven o five. Can't make
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it to the game, well,you can always catch it on Bally Sports
Southwest that you probably don't have,but somebody has it. I'm sure j'all
makes some time to watch Caitlyn Clarkkick some ass at WNBA over the weekend.
Now I missed it, but somebodyhad a blatant foul on us,
Yeah, big time. Now,she lost yesterday, but Saturday they won.
Yeah. She just looks great onthe court though. Man, it's
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very inspiring. Chicago sky guard KennedyCarter's foul against Indiana Fever rook at Caitlin
Clark. That's a different story,and the WNBA upgraded her violation to a
flagrant one violation after reviewing the playa little closer. Carter gave a shoulder
shot that's putting it mildly to CaitlynClark that knocked her to the floor before
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an inbound pass during the third quarterof Saturday seventy one seventy win by the
Fever. Didn't you say she saidsomething to Caitlin too, Anna. Yeah,
they said that she said take thatyatch. Oh my god. There's
so much like jealousy againstitlan Clark.That's true because she's the hot player now
on the WNBA, so naturally they'regunning for and she's getting all this attention
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that the WNBA deserves. Yes,and now there's other players being assholes.
Okay. The officials called it awayfrom the ball foul at first, which
I thought was bs. It wasdeemed a common foul at the time.
The league office may reclassify a flagrantfoul or upgrade a foul to a flagrant
that isn't called during the game.In addition, the league may impose a
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fine or suspended player for a flagrantfoul. The WNBA didn't do either to
Carter and I mean she slammed Caitlin. Also, the league find sky Forward
Angel reached one thousand dollars for failingto make herself available to media after Saturday's
game because she walked away and wantedto stick her head in the hole.
The WNBS also find Chicago five thousanddollars for failing to ensure that all players
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comply with league media policies. Igotta do it, you got it down.
Jim Nasik supers Arsimone Biles won herninth US Championship yesterday, leaving little
doubt that she's the good as sheever was y. Biles posted a two
day all around total of one hundredand nineteen point seventy five oh, nearly
six points clear of runner up skyBlately and leaving little doubt that she appears
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ready to add a second all aroundOlympic gold to go with the one she
captured in twenty sixteen at the Olympics. In front of an audience that included
her husband, Chicago Bear safety JonathanOwens, Biles put on a four rotation
clinic that featured all the trademarks ofa typical Biles performance. She finished with
the highest two day score on allfour events, something she's only done once
before at Nationals in twenty eighteen,to build a plenty of momentum ahead of
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Olympic Trials later this month in Minneapolis. Then there is Gable Stevenson. He's
an Olympic gold medalist and one ofthe most dominant college restaurant are wrestlers in
NCAA history. Now he's making acareer run at the NFL. He signed
a contract with the Buffalo Bills andhopes to make the roster as a defensive
lineman. He actually makes the team, and if he does and wins the
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Super Bowl ring, which is abig if, he would be the first
player to pull that off since BobHayes, who won a gold medal as
a sprinter and then won a SuperBowl ring with the Dallas Cowboys. And
speaking of the Cowboys, our understandthis at all head coach Mike McCarthy has
found himself in the spotlight, butnot for his team's performance on the field,
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before his unexpected ranking as one ofthe NFL's Hottest coaches. Mike McCarthy.
Now, surely they mean hottest coaching. They don't mean hottest looking coaches.
Do they know? No way,Yes they do. The revelation came
courtesy of the Beauty Scanner app,which analyzes facial features. McCarthy, with
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a beauty score of seven point threeto five out of ten, secured the
sixth spot on the list. However, it was the man who claimed the
top position that truly stole the show. None other than New York Jets had
coach Robert Sleigh, whose chiseled featuresearned him the coveted number one spot.
He is pretty cute, coming insecond. San Francisco'skyle Shanahan, Yeah,
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followed by LA's Sean McVay, Miami'sMike McDaniel, and Kansas City's Andy Reid
came in kill. So he's hotterthan Mike McCarthy. You say, it's
that mustache. That's it. That'swhat it is. Mike McCarthy's that's freaking
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and Foolish and the Freaking Fool Filescoming up next, and I'll go right
Dallas Forces Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo to five. Are you all ready
to play Steakhouse or Gay Bar?Yeah? Because it's coming up next.
But now it's time for the freakingfool File. An air hostess in New
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Delhi, India, was arrested forwhat investigators found out to be a butt
load of gold. Literally acting ona tip, investigators pulled aside shir Babbi
Khatoun, who was a member ofan airline cabin crew. During what's being
described as a personal search. Officersfound nine hundred and sixty grams of gold
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compound form concealed in her rectum.The incident marks the first time in India
where someone tried to smuggle gold upthe poop shoot, and authorities believe that
this woman has done this before onseveral occasions. They also believe this was
part of a smuggling operation known asthe Crapper Capers. I've made that up,
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so I just made it. Well, I still love it. Following
the discovery, Caturn was presented beforethe judicial magistrate and subsequently reprimanded to a
women's prison for fourteen days, apassenger noticed that she was walking funny down
the aisle of the plane while servingdrinks, and then when she walked,
something sounded like metal clinking together.Okay, I'm made that up too.
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I just did it to add alittle spice to just go with it.
Bo it's funny, and don't cutfunny. No, right, Well,
here's a story out of Malaysia.Twenty one year old Malaysian man recently had
to undergo a cornea transplant after constantlyscratching and rubbing his eyes excessively for most
of his life. Mohammed Zabdi hassuffered from allergies for as long as he
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can remember, and as a child, he would rub his eyes until they
turned red, but it wasn't untilhis teenage years that this became a serious
problem. At the age of fifteen, he started experiencing blurred vision in his
right eye. Things only got worseas time went by. When he finally
decided to go see a doctor aboutit, he was told he had severely
scratched his cornea due to the constanteye rubbing, and he now needed a
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new one in order to regain hisvision. He was put under general anesthesia.
I'd want to be completely out.Oh yeah, So there was no
pain, but his recovery time wasconsiderable. Mohammed's doctor told him that he
would be able to open his eyein a couple of months, month that
it will take years for him tofully recover his eyesight. In case you're
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worried about your own cornea, makesure you don't set your smartphone display brightness
too high, as apparently that candamage your cornea as well, and you
don't want to undergo a cornea transplant, trustle. And this guy would just
rub in his eyes a minute becauseof the allergies and how it itched.
You ever rub rub one of youreyes and it makes sense, yes,
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unfortunately, and the other eye doesn't, but the other one does. I
don't know. It's one of nature'slittle tricks you like to pull off.
One gets hornier than the other,I guess. So yeah, man,
I've been cranking my brightness up onmy phone, so now I'm a little
nervous. But anyway, onto Indiana, where a drug addict was desperately trying
to settle his debts and he gothimself in a lot deeper hot water a
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desperate ploy to settle a drug debt, landed in in and a man in
handcuffs after allegedly stole a liquor deliverytruck a full one outside a bar in
Munsee, Indanda, intending to sellit for some quick cash. Thirty nine
year old bow Burschelle bo bo issomebody named bo Yo measure it look at
me like I did. It wasn'tliquoring delivery. He confessed to swiping the
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truck with the words cheers bar supplyon the side of it very tempting,
but was caught hiding in the bushesnear a mobile home park after officers located
the abandoned vehicle with a damaged GPSsystem in it and over twelve thousand dollars
with a beer and liquor in theback of it. What's more, Burshell
also allegedly admitted to stealing a sixtythousand dollars skidloader earlier. I assume that's
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to unload all the booze that hehad in the back. With his direct
debt repayment scheme gone to pot,the Burshell now faces several felony theft charges,
which will be decided by the DelawareCounty Prosecutor's Office ASA wow. Okay.
Occasionally we get stories like this andwe don't shy away from them because
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the images in your mind make youthink, oh, sounds kind of funny.
A funeral homeworker in Nebraska is nowunder arrest for a bizarre and sick
crime in which he allegedly broke intothe home of a recently deceased person to
steal their sex doll. Oh No. Forty two year old Ryan Smith worked
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for a funeral home specifically handling quoteremovals, transportation, embalming, cremations,
and shipouts. That's where they goget the body ye well back class October,
investigators say he and a coworker weredispatched to a home to remove the
body of a dead man. Whileinside the apartment, Smith and the other
man noticed a very realistic life sizesex doll next to the deceased person's bed,
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and police inside the home at thetime heard them talking about it.
Smith and his call worker left theapartment with a dead body, and the
manager locked it up. Later thatday, Smith returned to the apartment holding
a body bag and told the managerhe needed to get back in there because
he was there on behalf of theSheriff's office to collect the sex doll as
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evidence. Because he was in evidence, the manager noticed that Smith had locked
and dead bolted the door. Whenhe finally came out, his shirt was
untucked and his pants were unzip.Oh god, he did it. Smith
left, but he asked the janitorto let him know when the manager wasn't
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around, because he wanted to goback inside the apartment and get the sex
doll. He's been arrested and chargedwith attempted burglary and just being a sick
son of a bit. Oh man, Yeah, must have been one hell
of a doll. First of all, it's been used and the guy who
last used it died, so Idon't know. I'm not saying why he
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died, but you just keep thatin mind. Yeah, I want to
go get somebody dead guys sex.I'm just saying, hey, Deep Purple,
and yes, they're coming to Dicky'sArena August nineteenth, and if you
want to see them, you needto keep listening. We have your tickets
all this week at seven fifty,and I'm sure both Cephas has a devious
contest already cooked up to give themaway. That's coming up next hour right
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here on the Bow and Them showon Dallas sport Worth's Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five? Dallas?What was Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
five? Wait a minute, Ithink we're about ready. It's Pride month,
So let's play the game that wehadn't played in a while. Steakhouse
or gay bar. I'm going togive you the name of an establishment.
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You tell me if it is asteakhouse or a gay bar. Anna,
you will keep score. Okay,okay, all right, all right,
the first one is envy? Envy? Is that a steakhouse or a gay
bar? I say it's a gaybar. I almost say gay bar too.
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Oh no, it's a steakhouse.Oh oh, here's one. Dicky
Brennan's just because Dicky is in thetitle, I say steakhouse. I agree,
I say steakhouse too. It isa steakhouse. You all got a
point there, Okay, Stockyards Restaurant. Now it's not in Fort Worth.
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I don't. Okay, I'm gonnasay a gay bar. I'm gonna say
steakhouse. I'm gonna say gay bar. And it is a steakhouse. They
got the point there, Okay,wait a minute, here's another one.
This one's called the Wrangler, TheWrangler steakhouse or gay bar, gay bar.
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Day. I'm gonna say steakhouse.It's a gay bar if I'm killing
it. Okay, wait a minute. How about this one Burkhart's Pub Burkharts
Pub, steakhouse or gay bar?Steakhouse? Okay, I'm saying gay bar.
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Okay, it is a gay bar. Okay, that sounded for sure,
like well that's the thing. That'swhy you don't know tub instead of
pub a gay bar. This isso funny. How about this the Silver
Rail, Oh Jesus, steakhouse.I'm saying steakhouse, super gay. It
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is a gay bar. You knowyou're gay bars. I was hoping maybe
I knew my steakhouses, but sonof a bit. Okay, now wait,
wait, wait, wait, howabout this one, the hind Quarter?
Oh my, the hind Quarter.What is the hind Quarter a steakhouse
or gay bar? Yeah, I'mgonna say steakhouse because I think you're trying
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to mess with someone. I don'tknow what they are either, I don't
know. I have no idea,say steak Okay, I'm gonna say it
is a steakhouse. No, Idon't. I don't do this because I
know the answers. I don't knowthe okay about you have? This one
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is called the Duke of Wellington.My gay bar, gay say it is
a gay bar. Let me letme find a good one here cash in
country, oh my in country steakhousegay, I say steakhouse. It is
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a gay bar. Man. Okay, Yeah, how's you gonna say?
You know a really good about lockcabana la cabana, bara house. I'll
say steak almost say gay bar.It was a steakhouse. Was killing it?
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Okay, all right, we're gonnago faster. Now, the neighborhood
steakhouse a gay gay bar? Gay, I'll stay steakhouse. There's a gay
bar. Okay, Okay, here'sone, Woodies, Woodies, this is
a trick to gay bar. Steakhouse. I'm saying steakhouse. It's a gay
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bar. All right. Wait,Wait, let's let's just do a couple
more ben and jacks and jacks.Use I almost say steakhouse gay. It
is a steakhouse. So yeah,all right, I have about this one.
Triple George's, oh gay bar,nasty, that's a gay bar.
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I'm saying steakhouse. That's a steakhouse. Join us for another round of Steakhouse
or gay Bar later on the ball. Then's all, hey, we never
said we'd make you smarter. Dallasforst Classic Rock lone star ninety two to
five. Okay, all right,what is the score right now? In
our game of Steakhouse or gay Bar? Ao has ten? I have seven
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and you have six? Damn Aowins? Are you only win the first
round? Because we're gonna do anotherround here later on. We need to
do this all the time. It'sone of the funniest damn things I've ever
heard. You never heard us playthat. Me and Jimmy and Randy used
play it all the time because it'sit's Pride month, which was gay Pride
month, and okay, I getthat. Then it was LGBT and we
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finally figured out that lesbian, A, bisexual, and trans. Okay,
Then you added a que to it. What's the queue again? It meant
no, it meant questioning at first. Now it means queer and I thought,
I thought you guys didn't like that. So now there's even more added
to it. Oh really, it'sl g B t Q I A plus
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two s. What is the Ifor? What is the I means intersex?
The A plus means asexual and agender, and the two S means
two spirit Stop making ship up,will you look? We're just we're trying
to figure it out. We haveall the respect of the world for you,
but quit adding extra letters and stuffintersex like interstate highway or something.
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Well, I don't know if it. If it was intersex, then it
would be with an E. Wasn'tit intersex? Yeah, we just want
to simplify things in our world.Simplify. Just call it pride months.
We're down with that. Yeah,that's okay, that's all right, jezus.
Okay, So we'll play another roundhere in just a little while.
But I was informed because I usuallyget caught on this every year, and
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I got caught today today it's Monday, and you know what the day is,
don't you, Third of June.So I promise I'd play this every
time I got caught. It wasthe third of June. Another sleepy dusty
dell. Today, I'm pissed off, and I played a whole song I
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lets out. Then my brother wasbailing hay. But I won't do that.
I promise you. And at dina time we stopped down walk back
to the house to eat, andMama hollered at the back door. Y'all
remembered why I just clean and thenshe said, I got somenoozed this morning
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from chock tap? What was thattoday? Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the
curse flat, curse flat? Butwait, hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it, holdit. He was the third of chunre
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Neil on that summer's day. Allright, that's enough, Okay, you
caught me. All right, I'lltake my lumps and then Bobby maybe more,
but now let's smarten you a smidgeonand educate you when I okay,
it's time for the educational pology,Joe, it's time, Paul. Did
you know here's some amazing facts youprobably didn't know, and since school is
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out, maybe you'd want to learnsomething. Did you know a hot dog
thrown away in a landfill can stillbe edible after almost twenty years that's just
day boy, twenty year old hotdog. Yeah, get the worms off
of it. Still taste good.Did you know when a male be climaxes,
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their testicles explode and they die let'smake a movie about that. So
you get one piece and that's it. That's it. You better make it
count if you're a male b Didyou know half of all humans who have
ever lived have died from malaria,and you wonder why we swapped them?
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Damn little mosquitos here. Did youknow you replace every particle in your body
every seven years, so you areliterally not the same person you were seven
years ago. Good to know.Did you know all the people on the
earth if they could fit into abox one cubic mile in size, if
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they could, but they can't.Did you know technically you are never stuck
in traffic. You are traffic.That's part of the problem. Did you
know a small percentage of static ontelevisions is actually radioactive renaissance from the Big
Bang three bill of thirteen billion yearsago. What, yes, it's part
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of the Big Bang thirteen billion yearsago. It's still cooking. That's why
your parents always told you to stayaway from the TV, to sit far
away. That's right, your eyeswill go clears. Did you know it
takes a photon of light about twohundred thousand years to travel from the core
of the Sun to the surface.Then just eight minutes from the Sun's surface
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to get to your eyeball on Earth. This stuff is kind of creepy,
making my brain explode. Did youknow there is a species of jellyfish that
is immortal and never dies? Wow? Its scientific name is Turretopsis new Trachola
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bippity boppity f But that's true.That would make a good sci fi movie
too. Did you know the largestair force in the world is the US
Air Force. The second largest airforce in the world is the US Navy.
Oh yes, yeah, that's right. Navy pilot top gun. And
did you know the last president thatwasn't a republic under Democrat was Millard Fillmore
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in eighteen fifty three he ran asan independent. Good luck independent candidates because
you ain't got a prayer? ThisDallas Ford's classic Rocke Looms Star ninety two
to five coming up tickets to seeDeep Purple with special guests. Yes,
that is a hell of a billfor old farts likes bad. It's gonna
be on a school night, Augustnineteenth. It's on a school night,
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Monday night, Monday nine. I'mgonna talk to Ian Gillen said, man,
what's wrong with you? We wantto go to your damn show.
So what we're gonna do is,do you know that to day starts June
Candy Month, so you're gonna haveto identify a candy commerce. Oh now
it's time for another round here onPride Month. Steakhouse or a gay bar.
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Currently Hal is in the lead withten ten, and then I have
seven and you have six. Well, I got to catch up. So
I'm going to once again give youthe name of a place that is either
a steakhouse or a gay bar.This place is called the Claim Jumper,
Claim Jumper, Stay Bar, Stay, gay bar, steak I say steakhouse.
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It is a steakhouse. Alright,alright, so we got it right.
So Remington's Steakhouse. That's a steakhouse. It's a good one. I
think it's a gay bar. Okay, Oh no, it is a gay
bar. Alright, alright, alright, alright, wait a minute, here's
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a good one. The Hole inthe World. Oh god, I didn't.
I didn't say the glory hole.I just said the whole Jerry Jones
think I think it's a curveball.I think it's actually a steakhouse. I'm
gonna say gay bar. It isa gay bar. I'm losing my lead.
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That's all right, it's all right, it's all right. They still
putting. More. Go knock kk knock, gay bar, gay bar.
I think it's a gay it isa gay bar. Knock it like
I'm sorry, Just one knock,Okay, all right, so let's move
on. Knock the town house,the townhouse, steak house, gay bar,
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take house. It could be either. I'll say steak I'm gonna say
steakhouse too. Oh it's a gaybar. Wow, it's a fancy gay
bar. And you should be calledthe downhouse. All right, So alright,
we we don't get a point forthat down there. This one is
called the tally Hold tavern, thetally hole tavern, gay bar, big
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house, a gay baray, Isay gay bar that has a gay bar.
Okay, okay, Oh we're havingfun here. Oh here you go.
Okay. Juicy Lucy's Juicy gay bar. Gay. I almost say steakhouse.
It's a steakhouse because I think it'sthe name of a Hamburger place in
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Minisoda. Juicy Lucy's okay, althoughit did kind of sound like j bar.
There's a Juicies in over near Corsicana. It's in Longview Hamburgers. Yeah,
oh okay, it's a it's aplace for meat. Yes, okay,
they could have been in a placefor me if it was a gay
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all right, here's one for BassSteele, bass steel, gay bar,
gay bar. Almost say it hasa gay bar. Point for everybody.
Hold on now, hold b lT Prime steakhouse, steak and right I
almost okay, I'm goosta say steakhouse. It has a steakhouse. Yeah,
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that sounds good. I mean,because your mind was going a stand for
him. That's not a good one. The Cork and Cleaver steakhouse or gay
bar, gay bar, steak I'mgonna say gay bar. It has a
steakhouse. All right, Wait aminute, just a couple more here,
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a couple more. Uh, thevelvet Hammer, gay barta house of gay
bar. I'm gonna risk it andsay steakhouse because that one rings a bell.
I'm gonna say steakhouse too. Itis a steakhouse. Of course it
could have been. It's been agood name. Okay, let's say hold
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on both take the funniest boy stonewall. That's gay bar, that's gay
bar, steakhouse. No, that'sa gay gay bar because stone Wall was
well anyway, all right, onemore, one more Charley Brown's Charley Brown
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Steakhouse. I'm not hungry anymore.I'll say gay. I'most say steakhouse.
It is a steakhouse. So thereyou go. Halle it up and we'll
see what the score is. Itis tied up. Bow and hey botham
uh wait wait wait wait wait actuallyboth seat this one by one. Worry
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right. I came in last DeepPurple Tickets, next the Ball and then
Dallas Forest Classic rockelone Star ninety twofive. That was the first song I
ever heard by Deep Purple back inthe day. Baby, and they got
a new hotshot guitar player, SteveMorse retired. So now who is this
guy they got? Now, thisShredder's name is Simon McBride, and he
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stood in for Morse a couple ofyears ago when Morse was on the disabled
list for a little bit. Ohokay, he's a badass, That's what
I'm reading. But I can't waitto hear. It's gonna be a good
show. That is August nineteenth atDicky's Arena a special guest. Yes,
So here's how we're gonna give thesetickets away. First of all, the
number to call two one four oreight one seven seven eight seven one nine
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two five Today begins candy month.June is candy month. So I thought,
oh well, what anybody stay fitif I put together a candy commercial.
So here is a candy commercial.You all know this candy is one
of the top selling candies in America. If you can tell me what candy
this commercial is talking about, Iwill give you the deep purple ticket.
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Okay, you go. He's sofreddy, he makes mouths happy, good
to each I am a mouth andmy job is to eat. The one
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really fun thing I get to eatis its candy, and their foody flavor
is so juicy. So if youhave a mom, and I know you
do, may I personally recommend welove the lady so hay, such a
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lead, so happy and see makeyour mouth so very happy. Okay,
all right, If you don't getthis, you will hate yourself because this
one is easy. And I gotit right off the bat and nailed it.
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Because there's the tagline that they usein their commercials. Huh do you
have any You have a guess?Once I saw it, I gave up
oh, well, show them whatit is. Show what it is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay yeah. Is it candy or
a gay bar? Right? Isit a commercial, candy, commercy?
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Is it a candy or a sextour? Well? I guess it could
be either way two one four oreight one seven seven eighty seven one nine
two five. Let's see if anybodyknows. Bone them, show tell me
what candy commercial that was Starbards Starbards. No, it's not Starbars. I
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could see where she thought. Yeah, okay, because it's fruit flavored.
Yeah, makes mouth happy? Bonethem show? Can you tell me what
candy that is? For a juicyfor gum? No, no, no,
it's a candy. Keep that inmind. It is candy. It's
not a gum boning M. Showtell me what candy that is? Starbirds.
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No, it's not Starbars. Itis you. They used to do
that commercial where the mouth goes.I am a mom, yes, and
what makes me happy is the fruitflavor of And the whole campaign was makes
mouth happy, Yes, yes,mouth happy, bing M, Show tell
me what candy that is. I'mgonna go with Lifesavers. Lifesavers. No,
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it's not a Lifesavers my Bill.It's chewy. It's very very chewy.
That's a good hint at the movies. Bowing them. Show tell me
what candy that was? Skittles?No, it's not skittles. You're kind
of on the right track. Itlooks like licorice. Yes, it looks
like licorice. It's not licorice,but it looks like liquorice. Boning them.
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Show give me a hint. Whatcandy is that? What is Starbird?
Starbard? No, it's about Starbard. It looks like licorice, only
it's red. Yes, okay,and a lot of people will have it
at the movies. Yes, yeah, it's a favorite at the movies.
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You're right bowing them. Show tellme what candy that is? Juicy Roll,
juicy road, got a juice roll, got your juicy and roll right
here, got your juicy and rollright here? Got your body going them?
Show what candy is that? Twindlersis right, Twindlers makes mouths happy
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Tidlers candy? Who is this CD? CD? Hang on, We're gonna
hook you up with deep purple tickets. Hope you have a good time with
chill. Okay, hold on now, okay, ah, I gotta get
some information from it all. Right, after what happened last night, I
think there's only one course of actionfor us, the best in the game,
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Fox Fours Mike Deocy, we gottagive him a call here in just
a few on the Ball and Themjob, and in just eighteen days you
could be hanging out with us atthe given the VN dot Com Bowe and
Them Bash. It's happening at Dolski'sPavilion Friday, June twenty first, featuring
Stix, Foreigner and John Waite.We're gonna give away those tickets at eight
forty when we opened up the loneStar ticket windows. So don't go away.
You keep listening to the Bow andThem show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic
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Rock lone Star ninety two five,you know, kind of like the Stars
offense was the past two games.I know, I know Dallas fors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five, and speaking our sports, let's sort
it out with the best in thegame. Fox Sports Mike Doosey will talk
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us off the ledge. Hey waiting, he waiting, Come on, Duce,
good morning everybody. I knew hewas gonna start crying, Oh Deuce
the Stars at night are no longershining bride deep in the heart at Texas.
I don't know, it was atotal mel down. How do you
see it? Because I have atheory about it, and I look forward
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to hearing your theory. Bo.I think this team, it's funny.
They really had this series in theirgrasp and then Edmonton took over I guess
midway through Game four and that wasthat. And I think their goalie got
better as the series went on.This Skinner, it was kind of a
nobody thought much of him. Headingin Ottinger was just widely regarded as the
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better goaltender, but he got outplayed in this series. But more than
that, the Stars offense just justwent to sleep, and their power play
they couldn't convert on that. Andthen last night we saw the greatness of
Connor McDavid on that first goal.I mean, that was just fantastic.
I thought the Stars played really hardin Game six, and you know,
they outshot Edmonton by a mile,so with a little lock here and there,
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they at least tie it and sendit to overtime, but they couldn't
quite get it done. And herewe are, disappointing end for a Stars
team that I think had every rightto believe it could be a Stanley Cup
Finals team. Okay, now,well here's my theory. I think it
all boils down to Game four.The Stars jumped out to an early two
goal lead, then their offense gottotally shut down and the Oilers scored five
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straight goals and won, and thenthey sucked on Friday night. I think
that meltdown broke their spirit for therest of the series. That's just how
I see it. I think that'sthat's a valid, valid thought. It
really, it really is. Asyou said that that game was the turning
point in the series. And thenyeah, Game five, they just didn't
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have the kind of energy that we'vegrown to expect from from this team,
and so last night the road magickind of disappeared. But as I said,
I thought they did a lot ofthe things that you have to do
to win games like that. Theythrew a lot of pucks at the net.
But you know, they gave upthose two power play goals in the
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first and that's all it took Edmondso good against the power play, they
just don't give up any goals whenthey're out manned. So the Stars were
in trouble there. But you know, heading into the playoffs for both the
MAVs and Stars, like a lotof people, I thought if there was
going to be one of the twothat made it all the way to the
finals, it was going to bethe Dallas Stars. But I'm wrong.
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Again, what a shot. Well, I mean, what is so frustrating
is the Stars and the New YorkRangers had the most points and yet they're
not going to be fighting for theStanley Cup. And I think really the
fun angle now of the final isthe fact that no Canadian teams won the
Stanley Cup since nineteen ninety three theMontreal Canadians. So you know, that
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entire nation and I think frankly alot of this nation is going to be
cheering for Edmonton now just to kindof see that drought ended. That sport
means so much to folks north ofthe border. And if you've ever been
up there for a playoff series orreally a hockey a National Hockey League game
of any kind, it's just it'sa different ballgame up there, literally,
So that'll be interesting to see McDavidin the final with a chance to win
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it all for the first time.It's that part of it's good for the
sport. That didn't make it anyeasier for Stars fans, that's for sure,
because again they they were favored.A lot of people favored the Stars
to win the whole thing, andfor good reason. They've got a good
goaltender and they're very deep team.And they're a young team too. So
as disappointed as people are today,a lot of these good young players are
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going to be around for a longtime. But for guys like Pavelski and
Jamie Ben and even Tyler Sagan,players of their age have reason to believe,
you know, that they may everget this far again in the playoffs.
Well, but then again, howabout them Maveraging? How cool is
it going to be for Kyrie Irvingto face his former team for the title
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and is a villain in Boston?Now, Oh you don't think those kind
Boston fans will let him hear aboutOh no, no, every time he
touches the basketball. Yeah, thisis a fascinating series because I think Boston
is favored for good reason. Theywere really good this year. Their home
record was incredible. I think therewere thirty seven and four during the regular
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season at home. They've only losttwo games in the playoffs. Their rosters
very deep, they defend well.They can throw a bunch of different defenders
at Luca to try to slow himdown a little bit. But it comes
down to do you believe in theteam that has the deeper roster and maybe
more good players, or the teamthat has the best player, And undoubtedly
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that's Luca. And you look atwhat he did in that final game against
Minnesota, and if he can bottlesome of that and bring it back for
the finals, it could be apretty special time for them. I still
haven't decided who I'm going to pickin this series. If I absolutely had
to pick somebody right now, Iprobably would pick Boston in seven. I
think it's gonna be a long series, and I think the Celtics, with
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home court in a Game seven,would win that. But nothing would surprise
me at this point as well asthe MAVs are playing with Luca and Kyrie
leading the way. No, thatwould be a kick in the nuts,
man to have us lose that theball. Yeah, don't you feel though
that Luca is so fired up?Oh, without a doubt, Yeah,
he's And again with him that oneof the keys is always using those emotions.
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The right way, you know,because he could get fired up to
the point where he's distracted if he'stoo fired up about the officials, too
fired up about the referees. Buthe's just a joy to watch. He
truly is. You know, thisis kind of a cliche, a generational
player, but I think he's thatkind of talent. There's nobody else in
the game who plays it quite theway he does, not just the way
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he can score, but the wayhe can set up other guys to score
truly special. So to see himon this biggest stage going to be a
blast. Very few people saw thatgoing this far. I mean, there
were five seeds coming in to theplayoffs and here they are playing the top
seed from the East to Boston Celticsin the finals. Can't wait. I
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hope Jason Kidd wins the ring asa player and now as a coach.
And who better to sort it outthan the best in the game. Fox
Sports, Mike Dusey, thank youdude. Okay, yeah, all right.
I thought those were supposed to makeus feel better, but I still
feel bad. Dallas Forest Classic RockA lone Star ninety two to five,
Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood paid tributeto their late Rolling Stones bandmate Charlie Watch
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yesterday, which would have been hiseighty third birthday. Keith posted on x
formerly Twitter two food photos of thetwo of them together and one of Charlie
behind drum kit with a caption thinkingof Charlie on his birthday mess you like
with nil music notes on it.And Ronnie wood posted one of him,
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Charlie and Keith looking at a birthdaycake for himself and Charlie because Woody turned
seventy seven on Saturday, and sothey would all the way. The band
would always celebrate both their birthdays becausethey were just a day or park.
And we have those social posts upfor people to check out on the Bow
and Them show page. Okay,and summer's here in the time is right
and as we headed the summer,we'll be spending more time outdoors. There's
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a lot to love about the warmweather, but we could do without those
damn mosquitoes. And since we've goton this rain lately, they're going to
be out in full force. Hereis Orkins annual lift list of the top
mosquito cities the Pest Control Company ranksthe most mosquito prone cities based on the
number of mosquito treated customers that they'veserved in the last year. Who tops
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the list? Los Angeles, Oh, Los Angeles, Oh, don't worry,
We're on there. I bet.New York City is number two,
followed by Chicago, which were secondand third last year. Where do we
stand on the list at number four? Dallas for or y'all? No,
(54:59):
We've got geeters buzzing around all thetime. How funny is it that we
ranked higher than anything in Southern Louisiana? Yes? Yes, Houston was close
behind at number six. Little buzzand bastards are gonna get you sooner or
later, no matter how much ofthat stuff you put on you. So
I have off in my car rightnow here you go. Hey, local
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North Texas drone show sky Elements willbe performing on the world's most successful variety
show, America's Got Talent tomorrow night. The brainchild to Brian Gek and Preston
Ward, Sky Elements looks to mergetechnology and art to create some of the
most spectacular drone shows ever seen tosee if they can win America's hearts on
the America's Got Talent stage. Nowapparently, what they do is they have
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this drone show with an astronaut dancingto Elton John and Duaalipa's cold Heart,
and then the astronaut is revealed tobe Simon Cowell waving at everybody miles below.
So I guess they're trying to getthat golden buzzer. You've probably seen
their shows at Toyota Stadium. Isaw I'm at Toyota Stadium. I wasn't
(56:05):
going to it to a FC Dallasgame. I was just driving by and
there's this great, you know,drone show and I saw them after a
UNT game last year. Yeah.Yeah, Well, they're going to be
back at Toyota Stadium on June fifteenthand June twenty ninth. They're gonna have
video games Come to Life, superMario in Fortnite. That's gonna be June
twenty ninth there in Frisco. Soif you want to check them out,
(56:29):
they're going to be on America's GotTalent tomorrow night. I did all right
drone shows blowing my mind. Ireally really love them, and they have
exceeded my expectations. AI Product,on the other hand, Ao is not
a real big fan so far.I ain't trusting AI I ain't trust they're
taking our jobs. So Google's gota new AI product out and they're really
(56:51):
touting it as like, you know, the brass Royalty of AI products.
It's called overviews. If you guysmessed with overviews on Google, well,
it's already facing intense backlash. Criticsslam in the feature as a quote disaster
due to bizarre and potentially harmful responses. Listen to what this AI product has
been spitting out information wise for thehuman race, Advising people to add glue
(57:16):
to their pizza sauce. Excuse me, hello, See this AI is trying
to kill us. It is justtrying to kill us all what pizza sauce?
It will be delicious. Tobaccos benefitsfor kids, that's another one.
AI stay now for kids? Mom? Can I Boma Winston off of you?
(57:37):
Commonly known as a chat bot?And I call it Horsepucky and so
would my dad. While Google defendsits high quality product as it touts it,
the examples show AI's potential to spreadmisinformation to its over one billion users,
a lot of which are probably believein this crap. Critics argue the
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mishap show that AI is not readyto be pulled out of the garage quite
yet, and it's certainly not readyto be everyone's prime time infost source,
despite Google's disclaimers about this AI chatbotsoftware, accusers of Sean P Diddy Combs
could appear before a federal grand juryin New York. Individuals who have filed
(58:19):
civil lawsuits against him have reportedly beennotified by investigators they could be asked to
testify wow. Essentially, a grandjury would determine whether there is enough evidence
to charge him with a crime.CNN said they reached out to Homeland Security.
However, they declined to comment onthe existence of a grand jury,
but noted the investigation remains ongoing.P Diddy Combs has been named at least
(58:44):
seven more lawsuits which accuse him ofsexual assault, and there's more on the
way. I think he knows he'scooked and he's about to be served with
a side of graving. Did youhear what Notorious BIG's mom said about the
whole thing? DIGGI Small's mom said, if he was in front of me,
I'd slap him at least and fiftycents. He's been feuding with him
(59:06):
for a long time. He hasand has been running stuff down about and
did he can only just hold hishead down. A study reveals the worst
time of day based on your mood, your biological clock, and other factors.
Turns out the worst time of daytake a guess mornings, Yes,
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what time morning? Eight am?Five am? That's officially the worst time
of the day is when people reportedtheir lowest mood. On the flip side,
at five pm is the time peopletend to feel the most positive.
Why because you're driving home from work. Yes, you're done for the day.
Yes, right, A lot offolks aren't up at five am when
your mood is supposed to be thelowest. Researchers from the University of Michigan
(59:50):
and Dartmouth Health analyzed data from twentysix hundred and two medical interns over two
years to come up with these findings. And of course here's another world record.
They kind of lull for a whileand then we don't get any world
records. Now we got one.A man in India has broken his own
Guinness World Record by typing the alphabetin twenty five point six to six seconds
(01:00:15):
using only a keyboard and his nose. His nose. They type with his
nose like a chicken. Yes,pecking it. I am using a keyboard
with no boogers on it, andthat's it with his nose. Forty four
year old vanad Kumar Shanhare first setthe Guinness World Record for the fastest time
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to type the alphabet with his nosein twenty twenty three when he logged a
time of twenty seven point eight seconds. He broke the record a year later
with a time of twenty six pointseven three seconds. He has now broken
the record a second time, managingthe feed in twenty five point six to
six seconds, the rules requiring totype all twenty six letters of the alphabet
on a standard quartree keyboard with spacebetween each letter. I gotta see video
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with this, I've got it.He also holds the records for the fastest
time to type the alphabet backwards usingone hand and a time of five point
three six seconds, and the fastesttime to type the alphabet with hands behind
his back at six point seven toeight second. He doesn't have a very
big nose either. Yeah, Iguess, I guess he talking like that?
(01:01:20):
All right? Get ready because wegot bash tickets Dallas. What's classes
are lone star ninety two to five. I wanted to play that because Ian
Hunter of Matt the hoopl is eightyfive years old. Today's still going strong
too. Five. Yeah, he'sgot that new album that was released in
(01:01:40):
April, Defiance Part two. Yeah, it didn't make a whole lot of
noise, but still, but hey, he's eighty five. He's eighty five.
Is he still out there performing?Yeah? I think he's kind of
retired. I mean he doesn't touranymore, because I mean touring takes a
lot out of you. Oh andhe's eighty five. Oh okay, who
want our tickets to go see theBow and then bash? Oh? One
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of our favorite people ever, DianeMarshall. Miss Diane, how you doing,
Miss d I mean she deserves bowingthem bashed tickets anyway, but now
she's got them locked down. Bythe way, this time next week,
a week from now, we willbe in the middle of our summer blood
drop, that's right. And aweek from today we will be at Billy
(01:02:25):
Bobbs, Texas in the historic fortWorth Stockyards, which means it'll be time
to go out and get a littlebarbecue after the broadcast. Come in,
ray ahead, here we come,taking the show on the road last year.
We were there before they opened andwe were like that old Mervin's commercial
open was that I was trying tofigure out commercial that was okay. You
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know, practicing oral hygiene like adentist means not only knowing when to brush
your teeth, but when not tobrush your teeth. Really. A London
based Dentnis has sparked an online debateafter advising against three situations that many regard
is the time you should brush yourteeth. Her name is doctor Shahati Manure's
(01:03:09):
Ashi, which is close enough.I'm not gonna try that again. She's
clinical director at Smart Dental and AestheticsClinic in the UK. She recommends not
brushing your teeth directly after eating breakfastor eating sweets, what and after vomiting?
Why not? I think that's aperfect time to be brushes. Well,
(01:03:34):
that's why she says. You're notsupposed to brush right after your wolf
your cookies. But I mean afteryou've been in an alley leaning against the
park, cargoing nasty. The firstthing you don't think of is, damn,
I wish I had a toothbrush.No, you're probably saying to your
well please God, I swear I'llnever drink. Yeah, but I don't
(01:03:57):
understand that after eating breakfast or sweets. But hey, he's an expert.
Can we swish with a little mouthwashfor something, or at least get some
altoys or some genteem I'm still gonnaswish with the mouthwash me sure, fanastic,
I'm swishing. I brush my teethwind of rock, Damn? Will
you tell her? Just my Tomorrow'sa toy box Tuesday. You let us
(01:04:19):
know from the archives what you wantus to look up. We'll find it.
Okay, Still on the fence aboutdonating blood next week during our summer
blood Drive. Well how about this. If you donate, you are automatically
qualified to win one thousand dollars fromgive me the VN dot com and everyone
who donates, of course, receivesa free lone Star ninety two to five
Blood Drive T shirt while they last. We're gonna be broadcasting live from six
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different locations throughout the Metroplex. Itstarts on Monday, June tenth, Billy
Bob's in Fort Worth. Fort Worth, we are coming for you. Get
all the details on the blood driveat lone Star ninety two to five dot
com. Yeah, I think we'vegot it one more time? Please?
How about two or three more?That's a brilliant statement. All in all
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is all we are. How longdo you take you figure that one out?
Isn't that from the Wizard of ozoh? Oh? That's what the
guards at the Witch's Palace would singwhen they were marching into the cash,
although it does kind of say anyway, we're overthinking this way, overthinking Monday.
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All right, toy box Tuesday tomorrow. You think of something that you
want to hear out of the oldarchives, We'll find it for you.
So let's talk time wasters here becauseI know we got some good ones because
we always do. Oh we do, We do bothfasts on lone Star ninety
two five dot com. Check outthe Bow and Them show page. Steve
Miller, who is headed to NorthTexas for a show at Globelife Field with
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Journey and def Leppard on August twelfth, is Wayne in on Emmine. I'm
sampling of Abracadabra in his brand newsong Houdinian. Apparently Steve Miller's a fan.
We have a social post plus videosof Bose songs that you can check
out. Steve Miller wrote Aberkadaba inthe seventies but didn't release it until nineteen
eighty two, thanks to a chanceski slope encounter with Diana Ross. Talked
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about that on our show on Yeah, Yes, so here he is talking
about just that right now. Aboutthree years later, I was out skiing
and I saw Diana Ross and theski slows. It blew my mind.
Yet there's Diana Ross sitting on herbutt, just falling over it, and
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go, it's Diana Ross. Shehad about nine bodyguards with her. So
I just skied him by it andI went home and I started thinking about
Diana Ross and the Supremes, andI had done a gig with him once
in Hullablue in nineteen sixty five,so I had a pretty good image of
him, and I wrote abercad Everin about fifteen minutes. It's that cool.
Steve told us that when he wasin here on the show. This
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was years ago, but he toldthat very story on this program. And
the fact that he wrote it infifteen minutes. Yeah Yeah. Abercadabra top
the Billboard Hot one hundred for twoweeks, and now Eminem is using it.
Apparently he's a fan of Steve Miller. The Fontana Theater in Fontana,
California is being renamed in honor oftheir most famous citizen, none other than
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Sammy Haygar. When I was akid, when I was four or five
years old, used to go thereand watch movies, and back then they
were damn near silent movies. Yes, I'm old, but they're naming it
after me. We're naming Stage Redand we're going to have be a charity
venue. It's going to be toraise money for the people in Fontana area
and going to be another really nicething to do it, all right,
cool? Yeah, yeah, SoSammy and Vic Johnson, his guitarist in
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the Circle are going to open StageRed with an acoustic show on June fifteenth.
We have all that information, alsoa social media post from Sammy talking
about this theater being named after him. And you talked about this earlier.
Bo. If you want to seeKeith Richards and Ronnie Woods and Mick Jagger's
tribute to the late Rolling Stones bandmate Charlie Watts, we've got those social
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media posts. Yesterday would have beenCharlie Watts's eighty third birthday, and Ringo
Star has released a video for CrookedBoy, the title track off his new
EP, the country sounding album.Ringo and his all star band head to
Mexico City for two shows this week. If you want to hear Crooked Boy,
we've got that up on our page. The video that you can check
out with a very young Ringo starby the way. And finally, so
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many people bo are still dealing withfallen trees and tree branches in the yard
and their neighborhood. Check out thisviral video of a man who moved his
car at just the right time.Have you seen this? No, So
this man apparently his wife was naggingat him to go get the car washed,
and he went belligerently, he went, oh, just as soon as
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he got it's out of the driveway, the neighbor's tree like falls over.
It would have like totally smashed hiscar. And so she's going, see,
I told you, I told youshe'd listen to it. Also,
like you know what it's like tobe married? Yes, check out the
video on the bone m show pageat loved Star ninety two five dot com.
Wasn't eo? Wasn't that that donkeyand Winnie the food close to every
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little things? She does imagine doleMy Wallett didn't see it coming. Well.
I hope everybody had a great weekendother than the game last night.
I know Stars are now watching theStanley Cup Finals at home like the rest
of us non athletic type. Butthey had a great season. I know,
I know it still stings, butthank you Dallas Stars for the great
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season that you had. But stillI still think it was the fact that
they gave up five goals after leadingin Game four and that broke their spirit
and that's why we're in the posI agree. That's all right, Mavericks
play for the NBA title. Thatstarts first game on Thursday in Boston against
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the Secticks, I mean Celtic.They're nervous though, because Boston is a
great team. I know, Iknow, don't don't stick up poker up
my button, wait until Thursday.I really I want this. If the
Stars ain't gonna do it, Iwant this to be brought home by the
Man, absolutely awesome. Or wecould wait a football season and see at
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the cab toy Box Tuesday tomorrow.So got anything you want to hear from
the old archives, We'll whoop itout for you. Got some other things
planned, and of course more ticketsto see Deep Purple with Yes That is
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August nineteenth at Dickey's Arena. Andas far as the bash, we got
those tickets at eight forty and thelone star ticket window. That show is
the twenty first of this month atdo Seki's Pavilion, starring Stix and Foreigner
and John Wall. It's going tobe a part. Hey yet the deal?
Yet the deal? He's away somethinglike right Anna, yeah, eighteen
days. Okay, So our aftershow decompression session is next. What are
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we going to talk about? Likewe know, huh, like we plan
we wing it. That's exactly whatwe do. It's like a meeting in
the break room, is what itis. I know a woman whose last
name is wing It, and Isaid, honey, that's what we do
every morning. So keep between theditchit, y'all. Don't see you tomorrow
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for the show, not show,and we'll see you coming up next on
the after show. Okay, thankyou, bye,
Will it be a panther's oilers cupbottle or will the Stars be spoilers?
Here to night? Where do I? Game six? And it's seven?
Bou shirt? What's carefully by Lindell'srasta McDavid, who's to the outside?
Where you what do they at?It's his thirtieth pot an impetence got the
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kickstarters game check. Well, sometimesyou just let the picture tell the story.
The ability to make plays in tidies, you have to think of.
His ability to pass the buck getsyou thinking, okay, where's he put
it in? Stuff? Right aroundHayskin and pulls it to the back,
head up and over. So hurtback by h righty seven back here,
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it's gonna back to the job.Fashion sends in like a hand dispony.
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Well the dream is over. Sosad, But what a season the Stars
had? Yeah, but I'm stillpissed off. I know I stayed up
too late to watch that. Iwas hoping for a game seven. But
no, no, no, WellI tell you what the Stars were done
after game four. Yeah, here'smy theory. We'll talk about this with
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Fox Sports Mike Doocy here later on. But after they got off to a
two goal lead in Game four andthen they were shut completely down and the
Oilers scored five goals. Demoralize them. I think it broke their spirit.
Yeah, because Friday night the Starssucked. They were bad, very sad.
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Please let them try and get alittle bit of decency. I was
still hoping. I'm still hoping I'mgonna go to Edmonton. But last night,
nope, Horry Springs Eternal still gotthe MAVs. Though there's still yeah,
they could grab it all I know, But I'm still pissed off about
the Stars because I wanted to bethe first first city to ever have two
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teams play in the finals, right, double dip, double dip? But
it just did not happen, didn't. Sorry, but we'll talk about all
that and we'll celebrate you ready forthis, Okay, Chimborazzo Day. What
I knew you would say that,because I didn't know either. It's an
active volcano in Ecuador that is thespot on Earth that is his closest to
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the Moon and the farthest from thecenter of the Earth. I didn't know
either, But I guess it's aday to celebrate. Are we throwing something
into the volcano and to celebrate orwhat well, we were going to sacrifice
a virgin and just couldn't find one. Impersonates Authority Day. Oh yeah,
there's some folks around here who haveto act back. They're the boss,
but we know not to pay attentionto them. Respect my author time.
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National leave the office Early Day.Oh yeah, I don't really have problem
with that. No, no,no, you don't want to do that
today. No, no, Idon't have a problem with leave it early.
I'll tell you that National Itch Day. Oh no, ladies, if
we it's below the waist, we'regonna scratch it. I don't mean to
be cool. But if it goesto you out when we do the little
pension roll, look the other way. Yes, it's actually a day to
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do something you've been itching to do. And it's also the anniversary of the
release of the movie The Seven YearItch in nineteen fifty five. Remember that,
Yeah, remember the movie. MarilynMonroe's skirt got blew up. Okay,
and that gave Yes, it didapparently gave all the guys and it
said I'd like to scratch some ofthat. It's love conquers all day.
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Amen. But if it doesn't,that's why you have divorce lawyers. It's
also National Repeat Day. I saidit's National Repeat Day. Didn't see that
coming. National Thank God, it'sMonday Day and there ain't no such thing.
No no over the weekend we missed. I loved my dentist Day,
National go barefoot Day, National NewYear's Resolution Recommitment Day. Look, if
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you've already broken it, it's gonnastay broken by this time. And it's
it was National yell Fudge at theCobras Day. What apparently Cobra's hate fudge
and the mention of the word makesthem gag and slither away. Well,
you better hope. So I don'tbelieve that. I don't either. The
hell. And we're in a newmonth. It's National DJ Month, Soul
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Food Month, Country Cooking Month,Iced Tea Month, Fruit and Vegetable Month,
Great Outdoors Dairy Month, Home OwnershipMonth, lbgt Q R X y
Z Month. Uh American African AmericanMusic Appreciation Month. All right, Uh?
National Pollinators Month. What are wesupposed to have sex with a bee?
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To have sex with us? Oh? I can run because also Give
a bunch of Balloons Month, GiveRoses Month, Migraine and Headache Month,
and Aquarium month just so you'll know. Okay, that's a lot, and
it'd be in month. I promiseyou. On Friday we're gonna do at
least one round of the steak Houseor Gay Boy. Hardly way, we'll
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do at least one. We maydo too. I don't think I'm gonna
be very good at this game,but be fun. You don't know,
you don't know. So we gotsports of all sorts, yes, long
cover the guards. So we alsogot the Mavericks to talk about too.
And what do we have at sevenfifty to give away both? We have
tickets to go see Deep Purple andyeah, great show and lone start ticket
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window at eight forty we have ticketsto the Bow and Them Bash later this
month. Yeah, it's coming upsoon. So let's do the boarding.
Well, let's do it. Tryto get over that disappointment from last night.
Hey you got it Monday. No, like I say, there's no
such thing, damn it. Butit is time to show time. Dallas
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Horse Classic Rock Alone Star ninety twoto five. I'm gonna miss you,
Jeff k and all those announcements youmade at the start is gay. He
was good money. He's awesome hedoes, such as John, would your
guards bring us two sports of allstarts? Brought to you by the will
Height Law Firm injury lawyers go toWill heightwins dot com. Yes, Stars
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fans, it's all over with thecrime and I ain't. Lynne. Conor
McDavid had a goal and an assistin the opening period to get Edmonton going
and the Oilers captain improbable run tothe Stanley Cup Final by beating the Dallas
Stars two to one last night.The Oilers won the Western Conference title in
six games, and we'll be headingto Florida for Game one of the Stanley
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Cup Final. That series is setto open on Saturday night. Now,
the Stars finished the regular season withthe second best record in the NHL one
hundred and thirteen points. That's justone point behind the New York Rangers in
the race for the President's Trophy.But the Stars, just like the Rangers,
led a two to one lead inthe conference finals get away from them.
Dallas scored five goals in Game threeto take the series lead. The
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Stars managed four goals total in thenext three games. I'm telling you game
four. That loss in Game fouris what put the wind out of their
sales. Really really, you cananalyze and fantasize about what could have and
should have been, but it doesn'tchange the harsh fact that we gotta wait
till next year. Mode. It'sfun ride while it lasted, wasn't it.
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Damn? I hate to say I'llget them next year, because we
say that every year when we don'tmake it. Now your Dallas Mavericks.
They, on the other hand,are poised for their run at a second
NBA title, which gets underway thisThursday. Now, there's been a debate
building on social media platforms about whothe most important player will be in the
NBA Finals. If you take awaythe four superstars, that would be Luka
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Donchek, Kyrie Irving, Jason Tatum, and Jalen Brown. Now, if
you watch closely, Luca may havealready cast his vote. During the celebration
after winning the Western Conference finals,Luca took his MVP trophy, said it
was for his teammates, and thenJason Kid noticed something else about Luca that
was very impressive, and I sawthis on social media. I think one
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of the things that was caught oncamera was him giving the Western Conference MVP
trophy to d Live, Jason Kiddsaid, and I think that message he
understands how important d Live is tothis team. D Live would be Derek
Lively, the second, the rookie, the guy who comes off the bench.
Who would have thought that the sevenfoot one center who showed up just
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eight months ago as a wide eyeddeer in the headlights nineteen year old would
be in this position as maybe thethird most important Dallas Maverick way to go.
Come on, right, Dallas willneed to be firing on all cylinders
against the Boston and Celtics when theseries begins this Thursday night, seven thirty
in Boston. You can catch theaction on ABC. Game two will also
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be in Boston Sunday, June ninth, before the MAVs come home for Games
three and four next week June twelfthand fourteenth. Right, Dan, Now
here's some more cool stuff about Luca. For all of you who are up
to save a little bit of moneyand not spend a fortune for what will
most certainly be nosebleed seats to seethe MAVs and the Celtics go out in
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the NBA Finals, well we don'tblame you at all. So if you're
gonna kick back at home and maybeorder some food. Consider this, a
North Texas pizza restaurant has just thething to enjoy the comfort of your own
home as a MAVs fan. Andit's the Luca Pizza. The Luca Pizza.
This is courtesy of a Lewisville jointcalled Motor City Pizza. They brought
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us some Detroit style pizza here onLuca Pizza. Now, yes, let's
try that sucker. Detroit style pizzais good. It's got a thick crust
and like a rectangular shape. Thisspecial pie in honor of Luca's favorite family
recipe from back home. Potato mousaka, is the childhood dish he craved most
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when he was a little kid livingback in Slovenia. So it's even based
on Luca's mother's own secret recipe.They started selling the pizza at the beginning
of the Western Conference Finals and they'llcontinue so throughout the remainder of the playoffs.
And since launching the Luca Pizza lastweek, and it's been a big
hit. They have sold over twohundred and fifty of those pies from last
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Thursday through yesterday. I want totry something Kata Musaka tat owned pizza.
No no, no, but I'mwilling to try me too. Yeah,
let's get in there. The boxingmatch between Jake Paul and former heavyweight champ
Mike Tathan has been postponed. IronMike does not have an iron stomach.
Doctors have told him to put histraining on hold for the next few weeks
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because of an ulcer flare up.Yeah. The promotions company says Mike and
Jake are in agreement that it isonly fair to ensure that both athletes have
equal training time to prepare for thisimportant match. A new fight dat Inside
Jerry World and live on Netflix,will be announce sometime this week. Jake
Paul supports the delay, saying Idon't want to face Iron Mike at anything
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but his best. What's consuming tysonsto cause an ulcer to flare up so
badly that he needed emergency surgery ona commercial flight. We don't know.
I see a pepto bismol endorsement inMike sometime soon. Well, Bo.
The Rangers are bouncing back. AndrewHeeney threw six scoreless innings yesterday, and
Adallas Garcia homered and singled as theTexas Rangers beat the Miami Marlins six to
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nothing yesterday, and on Saturday,the Rangers beat them seven to nothing.
It is the first time since Septemberof twenty sixteen that the Rangers have back
to back shutout wins. Rangers shortstopCarry Seeger singled in five at bats to
extend his hitting streak to fifteen games. Way to go. Corey Seger also
has a twenty five game on BayStreet going. Marcus Simeon had three walks
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and singled, while Josh Smith hadtwo hits for the Rangers. After the
game, Rangers manager Bruce Bochi toldreporters, if we play our game and
pitch like we're capable of pitching,we can play with anybody, hope.
The Rangers are now back home atGlobelife Field to begin a three game series
against the Detroit Tigers. First pitchtonight at seven o five. Can't make
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it to the game, well,you can always catch it on Bally Sports
Southwest that you probably don't have,but somebody has it. I'm sure j'all
makes some time to watch Caitlyn Clarkkick some ass at WNBA over the weekend.
Now I missed it, but somebodyhad a blatant foul on us,
Yeah, big time. Now,she lost yesterday, but Saturday they won.
Yeah. She just looks great onthe court though. Man, it's
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very inspiring. Chicago sky guard KennedyCarter's foul against Indiana Fever rook at Caitlin
Clark. That's a different story,and the WNBA upgraded her violation to a
flagrant one violation after reviewing the playa little closer. Carter gave a shoulder
shot that's putting it mildly to CaitlynClark that knocked her to the floor before
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an inbound pass during the third quarterof Saturday seventy one seventy win by the
Fever. Didn't you say she saidsomething to Caitlin too, Anna. Yeah,
they said that she said take thatyatch. Oh my god. There's
so much like jealousy againstitlan Clark.That's true because she's the hot player now
on the WNBA, so naturally they'regunning for and she's getting all this attention
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that the WNBA deserves. Yes,and now there's other players being assholes.
Okay. The officials called it awayfrom the ball foul at first, which
I thought was bs. It wasdeemed a common foul at the time.
The league office may reclassify a flagrantfoul or upgrade a foul to a flagrant
that isn't called during the game.In addition, the league may impose a
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fine or suspended player for a flagrantfoul. The WNBA didn't do either to
Carter and I mean she slammed Caitlin. Also, the league find sky Forward
Angel reached one thousand dollars for failingto make herself available to media after Saturday's
game because she walked away and wantedto stick her head in the hole.
The WNBS also find Chicago five thousanddollars for failing to ensure that all players
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comply with league media policies. Igotta do it, you got it down.
Jim Nasik supers Arsimone Biles won herninth US Championship yesterday, leaving little
doubt that she's the good as sheever was y. Biles posted a two
day all around total of one hundredand nineteen point seventy five oh, nearly
six points clear of runner up skyBlately and leaving little doubt that she appears
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ready to add a second all aroundOlympic gold to go with the one she
captured in twenty sixteen at the Olympics. In front of an audience that included
her husband, Chicago Bear safety JonathanOwens, Biles put on a four rotation
clinic that featured all the trademarks ofa typical Biles performance. She finished with
the highest two day score on allfour events, something she's only done once
before at Nationals in twenty eighteen,to build a plenty of momentum ahead of
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Olympic Trials later this month in Minneapolis. Then there is Gable Stevenson. He's
an Olympic gold medalist and one ofthe most dominant college restaurant are wrestlers in
NCAA history. Now he's making acareer run at the NFL. He signed
a contract with the Buffalo Bills andhopes to make the roster as a defensive
lineman. He actually makes the team, and if he does and wins the
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Super Bowl ring, which is abig if, he would be the first
player to pull that off since BobHayes, who won a gold medal as
a sprinter and then won a SuperBowl ring with the Dallas Cowboys. And
speaking of the Cowboys, our understandthis at all head coach Mike McCarthy has
found himself in the spotlight, butnot for his team's performance on the field,
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before his unexpected ranking as one ofthe NFL's Hottest coaches. Mike McCarthy.
Now, surely they mean hottest coaching. They don't mean hottest looking coaches.
Do they know? No way,Yes they do. The revelation came
courtesy of the Beauty Scanner app,which analyzes facial features. McCarthy, with
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a beauty score of seven point threeto five out of ten, secured the
sixth spot on the list. However, it was the man who claimed the
top position that truly stole the show. None other than New York Jets had
coach Robert Sleigh, whose chiseled featuresearned him the coveted number one spot.
He is pretty cute, coming insecond. San Francisco'skyle Shanahan, Yeah,
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followed by LA's Sean McVay, Miami'sMike McDaniel, and Kansas City's Andy Reid
came in kill. So he's hotterthan Mike McCarthy. You say, it's
that mustache. That's it. That'swhat it is. Mike McCarthy's that's freaking
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and Foolish and the Freaking Fool Filescoming up next, and I'll go right
Dallas Forces Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo to five. Are you all ready
to play Steakhouse or Gay Bar?Yeah? Because it's coming up next.
But now it's time for the freakingfool File. An air hostess in New
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Delhi, India, was arrested forwhat investigators found out to be a butt
load of gold. Literally acting ona tip, investigators pulled aside shir Babbi
Khatoun, who was a member ofan airline cabin crew. During what's being
described as a personal search. Officersfound nine hundred and sixty grams of gold
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compound form concealed in her rectum.The incident marks the first time in India
where someone tried to smuggle gold upthe poop shoot, and authorities believe that
this woman has done this before onseveral occasions. They also believe this was
part of a smuggling operation known asthe Crapper Capers. I've made that up,
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so I just made it. Well, I still love it. Following
the discovery, Caturn was presented beforethe judicial magistrate and subsequently reprimanded to a
women's prison for fourteen days, apassenger noticed that she was walking funny down
the aisle of the plane while servingdrinks, and then when she walked,
something sounded like metal clinking together.Okay, I'm made that up too.
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I just did it to add alittle spice to just go with it.
Bo it's funny, and don't cutfunny. No, right, Well,
here's a story out of Malaysia.Twenty one year old Malaysian man recently had
to undergo a cornea transplant after constantlyscratching and rubbing his eyes excessively for most
of his life. Mohammed Zabdi hassuffered from allergies for as long as he
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can remember, and as a child, he would rub his eyes until they
turned red, but it wasn't untilhis teenage years that this became a serious
problem. At the age of fifteen, he started experiencing blurred vision in his
right eye. Things only got worseas time went by. When he finally
decided to go see a doctor aboutit, he was told he had severely
scratched his cornea due to the constanteye rubbing, and he now needed a
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new one in order to regain hisvision. He was put under general anesthesia.
I'd want to be completely out.Oh yeah, So there was no
pain, but his recovery time wasconsiderable. Mohammed's doctor told him that he
would be able to open his eyein a couple of months, month that
it will take years for him tofully recover his eyesight. In case you're
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worried about your own cornea, makesure you don't set your smartphone display brightness
too high, as apparently that candamage your cornea as well, and you
don't want to undergo a cornea transplant, trustle. And this guy would just
rub in his eyes a minute becauseof the allergies and how it itched.
You ever rub rub one of youreyes and it makes sense, yes,
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unfortunately, and the other eye doesn't, but the other one does. I
don't know. It's one of nature'slittle tricks you like to pull off.
One gets hornier than the other,I guess. So yeah, man,
I've been cranking my brightness up onmy phone, so now I'm a little
nervous. But anyway, onto Indiana, where a drug addict was desperately trying
to settle his debts and he gothimself in a lot deeper hot water a
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desperate ploy to settle a drug debt, landed in in and a man in
handcuffs after allegedly stole a liquor deliverytruck a full one outside a bar in
Munsee, Indanda, intending to sellit for some quick cash. Thirty nine
year old bow Burschelle bo bo issomebody named bo Yo measure it look at
me like I did. It wasn'tliquoring delivery. He confessed to swiping the
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truck with the words cheers bar supplyon the side of it very tempting,
but was caught hiding in the bushesnear a mobile home park after officers located
the abandoned vehicle with a damaged GPSsystem in it and over twelve thousand dollars
with a beer and liquor in theback of it. What's more, Burshell
also allegedly admitted to stealing a sixtythousand dollars skidloader earlier. I assume that's
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to unload all the booze that hehad in the back. With his direct
debt repayment scheme gone to pot,the Burshell now faces several felony theft charges,
which will be decided by the DelawareCounty Prosecutor's Office ASA wow. Okay.
Occasionally we get stories like this andwe don't shy away from them because
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the images in your mind make youthink, oh, sounds kind of funny.
A funeral homeworker in Nebraska is nowunder arrest for a bizarre and sick
crime in which he allegedly broke intothe home of a recently deceased person to
steal their sex doll. Oh No. Forty two year old Ryan Smith worked
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for a funeral home specifically handling quoteremovals, transportation, embalming, cremations,
and shipouts. That's where they goget the body ye well back class October,
investigators say he and a coworker weredispatched to a home to remove the
body of a dead man. Whileinside the apartment, Smith and the other
man noticed a very realistic life sizesex doll next to the deceased person's bed,
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and police inside the home at thetime heard them talking about it.
Smith and his call worker left theapartment with a dead body, and the
manager locked it up. Later thatday, Smith returned to the apartment holding
a body bag and told the managerhe needed to get back in there because
he was there on behalf of theSheriff's office to collect the sex doll as
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evidence. Because he was in evidence, the manager noticed that Smith had locked
and dead bolted the door. Whenhe finally came out, his shirt was
untucked and his pants were unzip.Oh god, he did it. Smith
left, but he asked the janitorto let him know when the manager wasn't
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around, because he wanted to goback inside the apartment and get the sex
doll. He's been arrested and chargedwith attempted burglary and just being a sick
son of a bit. Oh man, Yeah, must have been one hell
of a doll. First of all, it's been used and the guy who
last used it died, so Idon't know. I'm not saying why he
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died, but you just keep thatin mind. Yeah, I want to
go get somebody dead guys sex.I'm just saying, hey, Deep Purple,
and yes, they're coming to Dicky'sArena August nineteenth, and if you
want to see them, you needto keep listening. We have your tickets
all this week at seven fifty,and I'm sure both Cephas has a devious
contest already cooked up to give themaway. That's coming up next hour right
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here on the Bow and Them showon Dallas sport Worth's Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five? Dallas?What was Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
five? Wait a minute, Ithink we're about ready. It's Pride month,
So let's play the game that wehadn't played in a while. Steakhouse
or gay bar. I'm going togive you the name of an establishment.
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You tell me if it is asteakhouse or a gay bar. Anna,
you will keep score. Okay,okay, all right, all right,
the first one is envy? Envy? Is that a steakhouse or a gay
bar? I say it's a gaybar. I almost say gay bar too.
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Oh no, it's a steakhouse.Oh oh, here's one. Dicky
Brennan's just because Dicky is in thetitle, I say steakhouse. I agree,
I say steakhouse too. It isa steakhouse. You all got a
point there, Okay, Stockyards Restaurant. Now it's not in Fort Worth.
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I don't. Okay, I'm gonnasay a gay bar. I'm gonna say
steakhouse. I'm gonna say gay bar. And it is a steakhouse. They
got the point there, Okay,wait a minute, here's another one.
This one's called the Wrangler, TheWrangler steakhouse or gay bar, gay bar.
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Day. I'm gonna say steakhouse.It's a gay bar if I'm killing
it. Okay, wait a minute. How about this one Burkhart's Pub Burkharts
Pub, steakhouse or gay bar?Steakhouse? Okay, I'm saying gay bar.
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Okay, it is a gay bar. Okay, that sounded for sure,
like well that's the thing. That'swhy you don't know tub instead of
pub a gay bar. This isso funny. How about this the Silver
Rail, Oh Jesus, steakhouse.I'm saying steakhouse, super gay. It
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is a gay bar. You knowyou're gay bars. I was hoping maybe
I knew my steakhouses, but sonof a bit. Okay, now wait,
wait, wait, wait, howabout this one, the hind Quarter?
Oh my, the hind Quarter.What is the hind Quarter a steakhouse
or gay bar? Yeah, I'mgonna say steakhouse because I think you're trying
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to mess with someone. I don'tknow what they are either, I don't
know. I have no idea,say steak Okay, I'm gonna say it
is a steakhouse. No, Idon't. I don't do this because I
know the answers. I don't knowthe okay about you have? This one
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is called the Duke of Wellington.My gay bar, gay say it is
a gay bar. Let me letme find a good one here cash in
country, oh my in country steakhousegay, I say steakhouse. It is
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a gay bar. Man. Okay, Yeah, how's you gonna say?
You know a really good about lockcabana la cabana, bara house. I'll
say steak almost say gay bar.It was a steakhouse. Was killing it?
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Okay, all right, we're gonnago faster. Now, the neighborhood
steakhouse a gay gay bar? Gay, I'll stay steakhouse. There's a gay
bar. Okay, Okay, here'sone, Woodies, Woodies, this is
a trick to gay bar. Steakhouse. I'm saying steakhouse. It's a gay
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bar. All right. Wait,Wait, let's let's just do a couple
more ben and jacks and jacks.Use I almost say steakhouse gay. It
is a steakhouse. So yeah,all right, I have about this one.
Triple George's, oh gay bar,nasty, that's a gay bar.
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I'm saying steakhouse. That's a steakhouse. Join us for another round of Steakhouse
or gay Bar later on the ball. Then's all, hey, we never
said we'd make you smarter. Dallasforst Classic Rock lone star ninety two to
five. Okay, all right,what is the score right now? In
our game of Steakhouse or gay Bar? Ao has ten? I have seven
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and you have six? Damn Aowins? Are you only win the first
round? Because we're gonna do anotherround here later on. We need to
do this all the time. It'sone of the funniest damn things I've ever
heard. You never heard us playthat. Me and Jimmy and Randy used
play it all the time because it'sit's Pride month, which was gay Pride
month, and okay, I getthat. Then it was LGBT and we
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finally figured out that lesbian, A, bisexual, and trans. Okay,
Then you added a que to it. What's the queue again? It meant
no, it meant questioning at first. Now it means queer and I thought,
I thought you guys didn't like that. So now there's even more added
to it. Oh really, it'sl g B t Q I A plus
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two s. What is the Ifor? What is the I means intersex?
The A plus means asexual and agender, and the two S means
two spirit Stop making ship up,will you look? We're just we're trying
to figure it out. We haveall the respect of the world for you,
but quit adding extra letters and stuffintersex like interstate highway or something.
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Well, I don't know if it. If it was intersex, then it
would be with an E. Wasn'tit intersex? Yeah, we just want
to simplify things in our world.Simplify. Just call it pride months.
We're down with that. Yeah,that's okay, that's all right, jezus.
Okay, So we'll play another roundhere in just a little while.
But I was informed because I usuallyget caught on this every year, and
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I got caught today today it's Monday, and you know what the day is,
don't you, Third of June.So I promise I'd play this every
time I got caught. It wasthe third of June. Another sleepy dusty
dell. Today, I'm pissed off, and I played a whole song I
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lets out. Then my brother wasbailing hay. But I won't do that.
I promise you. And at dina time we stopped down walk back
to the house to eat, andMama hollered at the back door. Y'all
remembered why I just clean and thenshe said, I got somenoozed this morning
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from chock tap? What was thattoday? Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the
curse flat, curse flat? Butwait, hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it, holdit. He was the third of chunre
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Neil on that summer's day. Allright, that's enough, Okay, you
caught me. All right, I'lltake my lumps and then Bobby maybe more,
but now let's smarten you a smidgeonand educate you when I okay,
it's time for the educational pology,Joe, it's time, Paul. Did
you know here's some amazing facts youprobably didn't know, and since school is
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out, maybe you'd want to learnsomething. Did you know a hot dog
thrown away in a landfill can stillbe edible after almost twenty years that's just
day boy, twenty year old hotdog. Yeah, get the worms off
of it. Still taste good.Did you know when a male be climaxes,
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their testicles explode and they die let'smake a movie about that. So
you get one piece and that's it. That's it. You better make it
count if you're a male b Didyou know half of all humans who have
ever lived have died from malaria,and you wonder why we swapped them?
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Damn little mosquitos here. Did youknow you replace every particle in your body
every seven years, so you areliterally not the same person you were seven
years ago. Good to know.Did you know all the people on the
earth if they could fit into abox one cubic mile in size, if
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they could, but they can't.Did you know technically you are never stuck
in traffic. You are traffic.That's part of the problem. Did you
know a small percentage of static ontelevisions is actually radioactive renaissance from the Big
Bang three bill of thirteen billion yearsago. What, yes, it's part
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of the Big Bang thirteen billion yearsago. It's still cooking. That's why
your parents always told you to stayaway from the TV, to sit far
away. That's right, your eyeswill go clears. Did you know it
takes a photon of light about twohundred thousand years to travel from the core
of the Sun to the surface.Then just eight minutes from the Sun's surface
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to get to your eyeball on Earth. This stuff is kind of creepy,
making my brain explode. Did youknow there is a species of jellyfish that
is immortal and never dies? Wow? Its scientific name is Turretopsis new Trachola
(34:58):
bippity boppity f But that's true.That would make a good sci fi movie
too. Did you know the largestair force in the world is the US
Air Force. The second largest airforce in the world is the US Navy.
Oh yes, yeah, that's right. Navy pilot top gun. And
did you know the last president thatwasn't a republic under Democrat was Millard Fillmore
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in eighteen fifty three he ran asan independent. Good luck independent candidates because
you ain't got a prayer? ThisDallas Ford's classic Rocke Looms Star ninety two
to five coming up tickets to seeDeep Purple with special guests. Yes,
that is a hell of a billfor old farts likes bad. It's gonna
be on a school night, Augustnineteenth. It's on a school night,
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Monday night, Monday nine. I'mgonna talk to Ian Gillen said, man,
what's wrong with you? We wantto go to your damn show.
So what we're gonna do is,do you know that to day starts June
Candy Month, so you're gonna haveto identify a candy commerce. Oh now
it's time for another round here onPride Month. Steakhouse or a gay bar.
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Currently Hal is in the lead withten ten, and then I have
seven and you have six. Well, I got to catch up. So
I'm going to once again give youthe name of a place that is either
a steakhouse or a gay bar.This place is called the Claim Jumper,
Claim Jumper, Stay Bar, Stay, gay bar, steak I say steakhouse.
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It is a steakhouse. Alright,alright, so we got it right.
So Remington's Steakhouse. That's a steakhouse. It's a good one. I
think it's a gay bar. Okay, Oh no, it is a gay
bar. Alright, alright, alright, alright, wait a minute, here's
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a good one. The Hole inthe World. Oh god, I didn't.
I didn't say the glory hole.I just said the whole Jerry Jones
think I think it's a curveball.I think it's actually a steakhouse. I'm
gonna say gay bar. It isa gay bar. I'm losing my lead.
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That's all right, it's all right, it's all right. They still
putting. More. Go knock kk knock, gay bar, gay bar.
I think it's a gay it isa gay bar. Knock it like
I'm sorry, Just one knock,Okay, all right, so let's move
on. Knock the town house,the townhouse, steak house, gay bar,
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take house. It could be either. I'll say steak I'm gonna say
steakhouse too. Oh it's a gaybar. Wow, it's a fancy gay
bar. And you should be calledthe downhouse. All right, So alright,
we we don't get a point forthat down there. This one is
called the tally Hold tavern, thetally hole tavern, gay bar, big
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house, a gay baray, Isay gay bar that has a gay bar.
Okay, okay, Oh we're havingfun here. Oh here you go.
Okay. Juicy Lucy's Juicy gay bar. Gay. I almost say steakhouse.
It's a steakhouse because I think it'sthe name of a Hamburger place in
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Minisoda. Juicy Lucy's okay, althoughit did kind of sound like j bar.
There's a Juicies in over near Corsicana. It's in Longview Hamburgers. Yeah,
oh okay, it's a it's aplace for meat. Yes, okay,
they could have been in a placefor me if it was a gay
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all right, here's one for BassSteele, bass steel, gay bar,
gay bar. Almost say it hasa gay bar. Point for everybody.
Hold on now, hold b lT Prime steakhouse, steak and right I
almost okay, I'm goosta say steakhouse. It has a steakhouse. Yeah,
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that sounds good. I mean,because your mind was going a stand for
him. That's not a good one. The Cork and Cleaver steakhouse or gay
bar, gay bar, steak I'mgonna say gay bar. It has a
steakhouse. All right, Wait aminute, just a couple more here,
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a couple more. Uh, thevelvet Hammer, gay barta house of gay
bar. I'm gonna risk it andsay steakhouse because that one rings a bell.
I'm gonna say steakhouse too. Itis a steakhouse. Of course it
could have been. It's been agood name. Okay, let's say hold
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on both take the funniest boy stonewall. That's gay bar, that's gay
bar, steakhouse. No, that'sa gay gay bar because stone Wall was
well anyway, all right, onemore, one more Charley Brown's Charley Brown
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Steakhouse. I'm not hungry anymore.I'll say gay. I'most say steakhouse.
It is a steakhouse. So thereyou go. Halle it up and we'll
see what the score is. Itis tied up. Bow and hey botham
uh wait wait wait wait wait actuallyboth seat this one by one. Worry
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right. I came in last DeepPurple Tickets, next the Ball and then
Dallas Forest Classic rockelone Star ninety twofive. That was the first song I
ever heard by Deep Purple back inthe day. Baby, and they got
a new hotshot guitar player, SteveMorse retired. So now who is this
guy they got? Now, thisShredder's name is Simon McBride, and he
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stood in for Morse a couple ofyears ago when Morse was on the disabled
list for a little bit. Ohokay, he's a badass, That's what
I'm reading. But I can't waitto hear. It's gonna be a good
show. That is August nineteenth atDicky's Arena a special guest. Yes,
So here's how we're gonna give thesetickets away. First of all, the
number to call two one four oreight one seven seven eight seven one nine
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two five Today begins candy month.June is candy month. So I thought,
oh well, what anybody stay fitif I put together a candy commercial.
So here is a candy commercial.You all know this candy is one
of the top selling candies in America. If you can tell me what candy
this commercial is talking about, Iwill give you the deep purple ticket.
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Okay, you go. He's sofreddy, he makes mouths happy, good
to each I am a mouth andmy job is to eat. The one
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really fun thing I get to eatis its candy, and their foody flavor
is so juicy. So if youhave a mom, and I know you
do, may I personally recommend welove the lady so hay, such a
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lead, so happy and see makeyour mouth so very happy. Okay,
all right, If you don't getthis, you will hate yourself because this
one is easy. And I gotit right off the bat and nailed it.
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Because there's the tagline that they usein their commercials. Huh do you
have any You have a guess?Once I saw it, I gave up
oh, well, show them whatit is. Show what it is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay yeah. Is it candy or
a gay bar? Right? Isit a commercial, candy, commercy?
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Is it a candy or a sextour? Well? I guess it could
be either way two one four oreight one seven seven eighty seven one nine
two five. Let's see if anybodyknows. Bone them, show tell me
what candy commercial that was Starbards Starbards. No, it's not Starbars. I
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could see where she thought. Yeah, okay, because it's fruit flavored.
Yeah, makes mouth happy? Bonethem show? Can you tell me what
candy that is? For a juicyfor gum? No, no, no,
it's a candy. Keep that inmind. It is candy. It's
not a gum boning M. Showtell me what candy that is? Starbirds.
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No, it's not Starbars. Itis you. They used to do
that commercial where the mouth goes.I am a mom, yes, and
what makes me happy is the fruitflavor of And the whole campaign was makes
mouth happy, Yes, yes,mouth happy, bing M, Show tell
me what candy that is. I'mgonna go with Lifesavers. Lifesavers. No,
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it's not a Lifesavers my Bill.It's chewy. It's very very chewy.
That's a good hint at the movies. Bowing them. Show tell me
what candy that was? Skittles?No, it's not skittles. You're kind
of on the right track. Itlooks like licorice. Yes, it looks
like licorice. It's not licorice,but it looks like liquorice. Boning them.
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Show give me a hint. Whatcandy is that? What is Starbird?
Starbard? No, it's about Starbard. It looks like licorice, only
it's red. Yes, okay,and a lot of people will have it
at the movies. Yes, yeah, it's a favorite at the movies.
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You're right bowing them. Show tellme what candy that is? Juicy Roll,
juicy road, got a juice roll, got your juicy and roll right
here, got your juicy and rollright here? Got your body going them?
Show what candy is that? Twindlersis right, Twindlers makes mouths happy
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Tidlers candy? Who is this CD? CD? Hang on, We're gonna
hook you up with deep purple tickets. Hope you have a good time with
chill. Okay, hold on now, okay, ah, I gotta get
some information from it all. Right, after what happened last night, I
think there's only one course of actionfor us, the best in the game,
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Fox Fours Mike Deocy, we gottagive him a call here in just
a few on the Ball and Themjob, and in just eighteen days you
could be hanging out with us atthe given the VN dot Com Bowe and
Them Bash. It's happening at Dolski'sPavilion Friday, June twenty first, featuring
Stix, Foreigner and John Waite.We're gonna give away those tickets at eight
forty when we opened up the loneStar ticket windows. So don't go away.
You keep listening to the Bow andThem show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic
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Rock lone Star ninety two five,you know, kind of like the Stars
offense was the past two games.I know, I know Dallas fors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five, and speaking our sports, let's sort
it out with the best in thegame. Fox Sports Mike Doosey will talk
(46:43):
us off the ledge. Hey waiting, he waiting, Come on, Duce,
good morning everybody. I knew hewas gonna start crying, Oh Deuce
the Stars at night are no longershining bride deep in the heart at Texas.
I don't know, it was atotal mel down. How do you
see it? Because I have atheory about it, and I look forward
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to hearing your theory. Bo.I think this team, it's funny.
They really had this series in theirgrasp and then Edmonton took over I guess
midway through Game four and that wasthat. And I think their goalie got
better as the series went on.This Skinner, it was kind of a
nobody thought much of him. Headingin Ottinger was just widely regarded as the
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better goaltender, but he got outplayed in this series. But more than
that, the Stars offense just justwent to sleep, and their power play
they couldn't convert on that. Andthen last night we saw the greatness of
Connor McDavid on that first goal.I mean, that was just fantastic.
I thought the Stars played really hardin Game six, and you know,
they outshot Edmonton by a mile,so with a little lock here and there,
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they at least tie it and sendit to overtime, but they couldn't
quite get it done. And herewe are, disappointing end for a Stars
team that I think had every rightto believe it could be a Stanley Cup
Finals team. Okay, now,well here's my theory. I think it
all boils down to Game four.The Stars jumped out to an early two
goal lead, then their offense gottotally shut down and the Oilers scored five
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straight goals and won, and thenthey sucked on Friday night. I think
that meltdown broke their spirit for therest of the series. That's just how
I see it. I think that'sthat's a valid, valid thought. It
really, it really is. Asyou said that that game was the turning
point in the series. And thenyeah, Game five, they just didn't
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have the kind of energy that we'vegrown to expect from from this team,
and so last night the road magickind of disappeared. But as I said,
I thought they did a lot ofthe things that you have to do
to win games like that. Theythrew a lot of pucks at the net.
But you know, they gave upthose two power play goals in the
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first and that's all it took Edmondso good against the power play, they
just don't give up any goals whenthey're out manned. So the Stars were
in trouble there. But you know, heading into the playoffs for both the
MAVs and Stars, like a lotof people, I thought if there was
going to be one of the twothat made it all the way to the
finals, it was going to bethe Dallas Stars. But I'm wrong.
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Again, what a shot. Well, I mean, what is so frustrating
is the Stars and the New YorkRangers had the most points and yet they're
not going to be fighting for theStanley Cup. And I think really the
fun angle now of the final isthe fact that no Canadian teams won the
Stanley Cup since nineteen ninety three theMontreal Canadians. So you know, that
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entire nation and I think frankly alot of this nation is going to be
cheering for Edmonton now just to kindof see that drought ended. That sport
means so much to folks north ofthe border. And if you've ever been
up there for a playoff series orreally a hockey a National Hockey League game
of any kind, it's just it'sa different ballgame up there, literally,
So that'll be interesting to see McDavidin the final with a chance to win
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it all for the first time.It's that part of it's good for the
sport. That didn't make it anyeasier for Stars fans, that's for sure,
because again they they were favored.A lot of people favored the Stars
to win the whole thing, andfor good reason. They've got a good
goaltender and they're very deep team.And they're a young team too. So
as disappointed as people are today,a lot of these good young players are
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going to be around for a longtime. But for guys like Pavelski and
Jamie Ben and even Tyler Sagan,players of their age have reason to believe,
you know, that they may everget this far again in the playoffs.
Well, but then again, howabout them Maveraging? How cool is
it going to be for Kyrie Irvingto face his former team for the title
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and is a villain in Boston?Now, Oh you don't think those kind
Boston fans will let him hear aboutOh no, no, every time he
touches the basketball. Yeah, thisis a fascinating series because I think Boston
is favored for good reason. Theywere really good this year. Their home
record was incredible. I think therewere thirty seven and four during the regular
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season at home. They've only losttwo games in the playoffs. Their rosters
very deep, they defend well.They can throw a bunch of different defenders
at Luca to try to slow himdown a little bit. But it comes
down to do you believe in theteam that has the deeper roster and maybe
more good players, or the teamthat has the best player, And undoubtedly
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that's Luca. And you look atwhat he did in that final game against
Minnesota, and if he can bottlesome of that and bring it back for
the finals, it could be apretty special time for them. I still
haven't decided who I'm going to pickin this series. If I absolutely had
to pick somebody right now, Iprobably would pick Boston in seven. I
think it's gonna be a long series, and I think the Celtics, with
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home court in a Game seven,would win that. But nothing would surprise
me at this point as well asthe MAVs are playing with Luca and Kyrie
leading the way. No, thatwould be a kick in the nuts,
man to have us lose that theball. Yeah, don't you feel though
that Luca is so fired up?Oh, without a doubt, Yeah,
he's And again with him that oneof the keys is always using those emotions.
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The right way, you know,because he could get fired up to
the point where he's distracted if he'stoo fired up about the officials, too
fired up about the referees. Buthe's just a joy to watch. He
truly is. You know, thisis kind of a cliche, a generational
player, but I think he's thatkind of talent. There's nobody else in
the game who plays it quite theway he does, not just the way
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he can score, but the wayhe can set up other guys to score
truly special. So to see himon this biggest stage going to be a
blast. Very few people saw thatgoing this far. I mean, there
were five seeds coming in to theplayoffs and here they are playing the top
seed from the East to Boston Celticsin the finals. Can't wait. I
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hope Jason Kidd wins the ring asa player and now as a coach.
And who better to sort it outthan the best in the game. Fox
Sports, Mike Dusey, thank youdude. Okay, yeah, all right.
I thought those were supposed to makeus feel better, but I still
feel bad. Dallas Forest Classic RockA lone Star ninety two to five,
Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood paid tributeto their late Rolling Stones bandmate Charlie Watch
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yesterday, which would have been hiseighty third birthday. Keith posted on x
formerly Twitter two food photos of thetwo of them together and one of Charlie
behind drum kit with a caption thinkingof Charlie on his birthday mess you like
with nil music notes on it.And Ronnie wood posted one of him,
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Charlie and Keith looking at a birthdaycake for himself and Charlie because Woody turned
seventy seven on Saturday, and sothey would all the way. The band
would always celebrate both their birthdays becausethey were just a day or park.
And we have those social posts upfor people to check out on the Bow
and Them show page. Okay,and summer's here in the time is right
and as we headed the summer,we'll be spending more time outdoors. There's
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a lot to love about the warmweather, but we could do without those
damn mosquitoes. And since we've goton this rain lately, they're going to
be out in full force. Hereis Orkins annual lift list of the top
mosquito cities the Pest Control Company ranksthe most mosquito prone cities based on the
number of mosquito treated customers that they'veserved in the last year. Who tops
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the list? Los Angeles, Oh, Los Angeles, Oh, don't worry,
We're on there. I bet.New York City is number two,
followed by Chicago, which were secondand third last year. Where do we
stand on the list at number four? Dallas for or y'all? No,
(54:59):
We've got geeters buzzing around all thetime. How funny is it that we
ranked higher than anything in Southern Louisiana? Yes? Yes, Houston was close
behind at number six. Little buzzand bastards are gonna get you sooner or
later, no matter how much ofthat stuff you put on you. So
I have off in my car rightnow here you go. Hey, local
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North Texas drone show sky Elements willbe performing on the world's most successful variety
show, America's Got Talent tomorrow night. The brainchild to Brian Gek and Preston
Ward, Sky Elements looks to mergetechnology and art to create some of the
most spectacular drone shows ever seen tosee if they can win America's hearts on
the America's Got Talent stage. Nowapparently, what they do is they have
(55:45):
this drone show with an astronaut dancingto Elton John and Duaalipa's cold Heart,
and then the astronaut is revealed tobe Simon Cowell waving at everybody miles below.
So I guess they're trying to getthat golden buzzer. You've probably seen
their shows at Toyota Stadium. Isaw I'm at Toyota Stadium. I wasn't
(56:05):
going to it to a FC Dallasgame. I was just driving by and
there's this great, you know,drone show and I saw them after a
UNT game last year. Yeah.Yeah, Well, they're going to be
back at Toyota Stadium on June fifteenthand June twenty ninth. They're gonna have
video games Come to Life, superMario in Fortnite. That's gonna be June
twenty ninth there in Frisco. Soif you want to check them out,
(56:29):
they're going to be on America's GotTalent tomorrow night. I did all right
drone shows blowing my mind. Ireally really love them, and they have
exceeded my expectations. AI Product,on the other hand, Ao is not
a real big fan so far.I ain't trusting AI I ain't trust they're
taking our jobs. So Google's gota new AI product out and they're really
(56:51):
touting it as like, you know, the brass Royalty of AI products.
It's called overviews. If you guysmessed with overviews on Google, well,
it's already facing intense backlash. Criticsslam in the feature as a quote disaster
due to bizarre and potentially harmful responses. Listen to what this AI product has
been spitting out information wise for thehuman race, Advising people to add glue
(57:16):
to their pizza sauce. Excuse me, hello, See this AI is trying
to kill us. It is justtrying to kill us all what pizza sauce?
It will be delicious. Tobaccos benefitsfor kids, that's another one.
AI stay now for kids? Mom? Can I Boma Winston off of you?
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Commonly known as a chat bot?And I call it Horsepucky and so
would my dad. While Google defendsits high quality product as it touts it,
the examples show AI's potential to spreadmisinformation to its over one billion users,
a lot of which are probably believein this crap. Critics argue the
(57:57):
mishap show that AI is not readyto be pulled out of the garage quite
yet, and it's certainly not readyto be everyone's prime time infost source,
despite Google's disclaimers about this AI chatbotsoftware, accusers of Sean P Diddy Combs
could appear before a federal grand juryin New York. Individuals who have filed
(58:19):
civil lawsuits against him have reportedly beennotified by investigators they could be asked to
testify wow. Essentially, a grandjury would determine whether there is enough evidence
to charge him with a crime.CNN said they reached out to Homeland Security.
However, they declined to comment onthe existence of a grand jury,
but noted the investigation remains ongoing.P Diddy Combs has been named at least
(58:44):
seven more lawsuits which accuse him ofsexual assault, and there's more on the
way. I think he knows he'scooked and he's about to be served with
a side of graving. Did youhear what Notorious BIG's mom said about the
whole thing? DIGGI Small's mom said, if he was in front of me,
I'd slap him at least and fiftycents. He's been feuding with him
(59:06):
for a long time. He hasand has been running stuff down about and
did he can only just hold hishead down. A study reveals the worst
time of day based on your mood, your biological clock, and other factors.
Turns out the worst time of daytake a guess mornings, Yes,
(59:27):
what time morning? Eight am?Five am? That's officially the worst time
of the day is when people reportedtheir lowest mood. On the flip side,
at five pm is the time peopletend to feel the most positive.
Why because you're driving home from work. Yes, you're done for the day.
Yes, right, A lot offolks aren't up at five am when
your mood is supposed to be thelowest. Researchers from the University of Michigan
(59:50):
and Dartmouth Health analyzed data from twentysix hundred and two medical interns over two
years to come up with these findings. And of course here's another world record.
They kind of lull for a whileand then we don't get any world
records. Now we got one.A man in India has broken his own
Guinness World Record by typing the alphabetin twenty five point six to six seconds
(01:00:15):
using only a keyboard and his nose. His nose. They type with his
nose like a chicken. Yes,pecking it. I am using a keyboard
with no boogers on it, andthat's it with his nose. Forty four
year old vanad Kumar Shanhare first setthe Guinness World Record for the fastest time
(01:00:36):
to type the alphabet with his nosein twenty twenty three when he logged a
time of twenty seven point eight seconds. He broke the record a year later
with a time of twenty six pointseven three seconds. He has now broken
the record a second time, managingthe feed in twenty five point six to
six seconds, the rules requiring totype all twenty six letters of the alphabet
on a standard quartree keyboard with spacebetween each letter. I gotta see video
(01:01:00):
with this, I've got it.He also holds the records for the fastest
time to type the alphabet backwards usingone hand and a time of five point
three six seconds, and the fastesttime to type the alphabet with hands behind
his back at six point seven toeight second. He doesn't have a very
big nose either. Yeah, Iguess, I guess he talking like that?
(01:01:20):
All right? Get ready because wegot bash tickets Dallas. What's classes
are lone star ninety two to five. I wanted to play that because Ian
Hunter of Matt the hoopl is eightyfive years old. Today's still going strong
too. Five. Yeah, he'sgot that new album that was released in
(01:01:40):
April, Defiance Part two. Yeah, it didn't make a whole lot of
noise, but still, but hey, he's eighty five. He's eighty five.
Is he still out there performing?Yeah? I think he's kind of
retired. I mean he doesn't touranymore, because I mean touring takes a
lot out of you. Oh andhe's eighty five. Oh okay, who
want our tickets to go see theBow and then bash? Oh? One
(01:02:04):
of our favorite people ever, DianeMarshall. Miss Diane, how you doing,
Miss d I mean she deserves bowingthem bashed tickets anyway, but now
she's got them locked down. Bythe way, this time next week,
a week from now, we willbe in the middle of our summer blood
drop, that's right. And aweek from today we will be at Billy
(01:02:25):
Bobbs, Texas in the historic fortWorth Stockyards, which means it'll be time
to go out and get a littlebarbecue after the broadcast. Come in,
ray ahead, here we come,taking the show on the road last year.
We were there before they opened andwe were like that old Mervin's commercial
open was that I was trying tofigure out commercial that was okay. You
(01:02:49):
know, practicing oral hygiene like adentist means not only knowing when to brush
your teeth, but when not tobrush your teeth. Really. A London
based Dentnis has sparked an online debateafter advising against three situations that many regard
is the time you should brush yourteeth. Her name is doctor Shahati Manure's
(01:03:09):
Ashi, which is close enough.I'm not gonna try that again. She's
clinical director at Smart Dental and AestheticsClinic in the UK. She recommends not
brushing your teeth directly after eating breakfastor eating sweets, what and after vomiting?
Why not? I think that's aperfect time to be brushes. Well,
(01:03:34):
that's why she says. You're notsupposed to brush right after your wolf
your cookies. But I mean afteryou've been in an alley leaning against the
park, cargoing nasty. The firstthing you don't think of is, damn,
I wish I had a toothbrush.No, you're probably saying to your
well please God, I swear I'llnever drink. Yeah, but I don't
(01:03:57):
understand that after eating breakfast or sweets. But hey, he's an expert.
Can we swish with a little mouthwashfor something, or at least get some
altoys or some genteem I'm still gonnaswish with the mouthwash me sure, fanastic,
I'm swishing. I brush my teethwind of rock, Damn? Will
you tell her? Just my Tomorrow'sa toy box Tuesday. You let us
(01:04:19):
know from the archives what you wantus to look up. We'll find it.
Okay, Still on the fence aboutdonating blood next week during our summer
blood Drive. Well how about this. If you donate, you are automatically
qualified to win one thousand dollars fromgive me the VN dot com and everyone
who donates, of course, receivesa free lone Star ninety two to five
Blood Drive T shirt while they last. We're gonna be broadcasting live from six
(01:04:41):
different locations throughout the Metroplex. Itstarts on Monday, June tenth, Billy
Bob's in Fort Worth. Fort Worth, we are coming for you. Get
all the details on the blood driveat lone Star ninety two to five dot
com. Yeah, I think we'vegot it one more time? Please?
How about two or three more?That's a brilliant statement. All in all
(01:05:13):
is all we are. How longdo you take you figure that one out?
Isn't that from the Wizard of ozoh? Oh? That's what the
guards at the Witch's Palace would singwhen they were marching into the cash,
although it does kind of say anyway, we're overthinking this way, overthinking Monday.
(01:05:34):
All right, toy box Tuesday tomorrow. You think of something that you
want to hear out of the oldarchives, We'll find it for you.
So let's talk time wasters here becauseI know we got some good ones because
we always do. Oh we do, We do bothfasts on lone Star ninety
two five dot com. Check outthe Bow and Them show page. Steve
Miller, who is headed to NorthTexas for a show at Globelife Field with
(01:05:56):
Journey and def Leppard on August twelfth, is Wayne in on Emmine. I'm
sampling of Abracadabra in his brand newsong Houdinian. Apparently Steve Miller's a fan.
We have a social post plus videosof Bose songs that you can check
out. Steve Miller wrote Aberkadaba inthe seventies but didn't release it until nineteen
eighty two, thanks to a chanceski slope encounter with Diana Ross. Talked
(01:06:21):
about that on our show on Yeah, Yes, so here he is talking
about just that right now. Aboutthree years later, I was out skiing
and I saw Diana Ross and theski slows. It blew my mind.
Yet there's Diana Ross sitting on herbutt, just falling over it, and
(01:06:42):
go, it's Diana Ross. Shehad about nine bodyguards with her. So
I just skied him by it andI went home and I started thinking about
Diana Ross and the Supremes, andI had done a gig with him once
in Hullablue in nineteen sixty five,so I had a pretty good image of
him, and I wrote abercad Everin about fifteen minutes. It's that cool.
Steve told us that when he wasin here on the show. This
(01:07:03):
was years ago, but he toldthat very story on this program. And
the fact that he wrote it infifteen minutes. Yeah Yeah. Abercadabra top
the Billboard Hot one hundred for twoweeks, and now Eminem is using it.
Apparently he's a fan of Steve Miller. The Fontana Theater in Fontana,
California is being renamed in honor oftheir most famous citizen, none other than
(01:07:28):
Sammy Haygar. When I was akid, when I was four or five
years old, used to go thereand watch movies, and back then they
were damn near silent movies. Yes, I'm old, but they're naming it
after me. We're naming Stage Redand we're going to have be a charity
venue. It's going to be toraise money for the people in Fontana area
and going to be another really nicething to do it, all right,
cool? Yeah, yeah, SoSammy and Vic Johnson, his guitarist in
(01:07:50):
the Circle are going to open StageRed with an acoustic show on June fifteenth.
We have all that information, alsoa social media post from Sammy talking
about this theater being named after him. And you talked about this earlier.
Bo. If you want to seeKeith Richards and Ronnie Woods and Mick Jagger's
tribute to the late Rolling Stones bandmate Charlie Watts, we've got those social
(01:08:13):
media posts. Yesterday would have beenCharlie Watts's eighty third birthday, and Ringo
Star has released a video for CrookedBoy, the title track off his new
EP, the country sounding album.Ringo and his all star band head to
Mexico City for two shows this week. If you want to hear Crooked Boy,
we've got that up on our page. The video that you can check
out with a very young Ringo starby the way. And finally, so
(01:08:35):
many people bo are still dealing withfallen trees and tree branches in the yard
and their neighborhood. Check out thisviral video of a man who moved his
car at just the right time.Have you seen this? No, So
this man apparently his wife was naggingat him to go get the car washed,
and he went belligerently, he went, oh, just as soon as
(01:08:59):
he got it's out of the driveway, the neighbor's tree like falls over.
It would have like totally smashed hiscar. And so she's going, see,
I told you, I told youshe'd listen to it. Also,
like you know what it's like tobe married? Yes, check out the
video on the bone m show pageat loved Star ninety two five dot com.
Wasn't eo? Wasn't that that donkeyand Winnie the food close to every
(01:09:26):
little things? She does imagine doleMy Wallett didn't see it coming. Well.
I hope everybody had a great weekendother than the game last night.
I know Stars are now watching theStanley Cup Finals at home like the rest
of us non athletic type. Butthey had a great season. I know,
I know it still stings, butthank you Dallas Stars for the great
(01:09:51):
season that you had. But stillI still think it was the fact that
they gave up five goals after leadingin Game four and that broke their spirit
and that's why we're in the posI agree. That's all right, Mavericks
play for the NBA title. Thatstarts first game on Thursday in Boston against
(01:10:12):
the Secticks, I mean Celtic.They're nervous though, because Boston is a
great team. I know, Iknow, don't don't stick up poker up
my button, wait until Thursday.I really I want this. If the
Stars ain't gonna do it, Iwant this to be brought home by the
Man, absolutely awesome. Or wecould wait a football season and see at
(01:10:35):
the cab toy Box Tuesday tomorrow.So got anything you want to hear from
the old archives, We'll whoop itout for you. Got some other things
planned, and of course more ticketsto see Deep Purple with Yes That is
(01:10:56):
August nineteenth at Dickey's Arena. Andas far as the bash, we got
those tickets at eight forty and thelone star ticket window. That show is
the twenty first of this month atdo Seki's Pavilion, starring Stix and Foreigner
and John Wall. It's going tobe a part. Hey yet the deal?
Yet the deal? He's away somethinglike right Anna, yeah, eighteen
days. Okay, So our aftershow decompression session is next. What are
(01:11:17):
we going to talk about? Likewe know, huh, like we plan
we wing it. That's exactly whatwe do. It's like a meeting in
the break room, is what itis. I know a woman whose last
name is wing It, and Isaid, honey, that's what we do
every morning. So keep between theditchit, y'all. Don't see you tomorrow
(01:11:38):
for the show, not show,and we'll see you coming up next on
the after show. Okay, thankyou, bye,
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