April 30, 2025 • 47 mins
We start off today with Dan telling us about Dick Tips, then very unique baby names by state, a weiner dog that got out of the bush, and a guy who broke out of jail with only 2 days left in his sentence. But first, Birthdays!
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Funeral home mogul Dick Tips takes on San Antonio HOA
The Rarest Baby Name in Each State
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Pueblo County inmate with previous escape charge attempts escape with just 2 days left in sentence | KRDO
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Funeral home mogul Dick Tips takes on San Antonio HOA
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
Trey Trentholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, April thirtieth,
two thy twenty five. On today's show, everyone talks about
the most popular baby names. Well, Trey has dug up
(00:41):
some of the rarest baby names and awesomely, the worst
busin escape you've ever heard of. That's today inside the
Treehouse and we start yes with this. All right, guys,
(01:04):
you did a payload stension here. This headline goes hard,
so I need you to brace yourselves. The San Antonio
funeral home mogul named Dick Tips is taking firms in
against his hoads, like a headline straight out of the
(01:26):
Onion or the Abalon Tree. But no, no, this is
a San Antonio Express News, an actual behind a paywall
news outlet. So some of the information I have in
this story is dark or murky. But can you believe
(01:49):
Dick Tips woke up one morning wooden hand and said,
I'm gonna build a funeral home empire. Very impressive. His
very full name is Robert Tips. Dick is his nickname,
and he's taking his h away head on.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, I don't know a lot about white people nicknames.
But is it Robert, Bob and Richard Dick?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yes, Okay, so he picked I'm gonna say it, he
picked Dick.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, we don't know that Dick may have been thrust upon.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Him, you know, and he's an adult.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
At any point you can change it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, you can, you can say no, yeah too, that
nick tis.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I just want to know, like if they're being invited
to dinner and it's like, you know, you know, it's
a it's another couple, Like, hey, so who are we inviting?
You know, it's like we'll invite a few people. It's like, no, no,
just invite you know, just just the Tips. We wanted
to be intimate evening, just us in the Tips.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Look, if you didn't need more evidence that we're all
extremely childish, here for middle aged men.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yep, exhibits A, B, and C.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, this is an actual story, believe it or not.
A funeral home mogul Robert Dick Tips is taking a
San Antonio homeowners association to court over its removal of
a billboard from property he owns. Mister Tips is the
chairman and CEO of Mission Park funeral chapels and cemeteries,
(03:36):
and he alleges one or more persons believed to have
been acting on behalf of, or in conspiracy with, the
Coronado Enclave Homeowners Association went on to his property and
unlawfully removed a sign. While mister Dick Tips doesn't know
who trespassed to remove the billboard, he says the association
and one of the five individual and one of the
(03:58):
five individual defendants are likely to have knowledge about what
happened to it. So here we have a big conspiracy
against mister Dick Tips. Look, I realized that career day
(04:21):
in school, there wasn't a funeral director in attendance to
talk to us about the profession, let alone becoming a
mogul in the industry. Maybe because they saw his name
and wouldn't let him in the school. I don't know,
(04:43):
but I will say this, if you really want to
get in the head. Damn it screw up my on punchline,
but I will say this, if you really want to
get ahead in life, I suggest cozying to Dick Tips
Dick Tips Funeral Home.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You know Dick had another business too. What's up? Uh?
During covid.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
He also became a meltman, and uh yeah, he had
to figure out, uh how to buy three thousand gallons
of milk. But then once he secured the load, he
printed a truck and brought it from Tyler to San Antonio,
drove it home.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Mm hmm, then he took it to the streets. There's
times I'm wondering if he started drinking again.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That's just how much the tree, That's just how much
fun the tree. Howse show is. It'll make your question,
it'll make your question a sober man, sobriety.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just y'all think I'm making that up.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
The link actually sounds very familiar.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh you're not kidding.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
No, my apology.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
My poor memory. I thought it sounded familiar like some
other news story that we had talked about that I
was having a hard time connecting the dots. But I
didn't want to be the only person to say I
don't get it. But now I do because you sent
the link. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Tre It became a milkman from.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
From services to food delivery. How dick Tips became San
Antonio's new milk.
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. We were just commiserating about
the huge story out of San Antonio involving mister Dick Tips,
the funeral home mogul who is going to war with
his HOA over a billboard in his yard. You're right, Trey.
(09:07):
We really didn't even get into the actual story about
him going head to head with his hoa. But that's
really it. That's all we know because it's behind a
paywall like lots of things like that. But it's just
because he thinks someone stole a billboard out of his yard.
And now I don't know if that billboard was promoting
his funeral home business or his side hustle that he
(09:30):
started during the pandemic. Because Trey wasn't making it up.
He actually sent us the link to Dick Tip's side hustle. No,
I don't want the newsletter. Jesus Christ. I really hate
pop ups, from funeral services to food delivery. How Dick
Tips became San Antonio's new milkman. I can't believe it
(09:59):
says it, but it says it right here, newsfor San
Antonio dot Com. After securing the load, Dick Tips secured
a Highland milk truck, insured it under his name, of course,
and began taking to the streets. Oh man, good on him?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
You know?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He's spreading joy in the San Antonio community.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Let the Tips milk flow.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You're right, Raj, As a man whose actual name is
Robert Tips, getting the nickname that he has is strange
and kind of rare because you don't have a whole
lot of people going by that name these days. As
much as gen Z likes to do throwback things like
making mullets cool or the really gross, you know, pencil
(11:00):
thin mustaches with them and dressing like they're honestly our grandparents,
I haven't seen certain old school names come back into fashion,
Dick being one of them. I mean, that was a
very popular nickname for someone named Richard for many, many
years and it's fallen out of favor for obvious reasons,
(11:24):
you would think, so, I'm surprised they haven't embraced that one.
But there are some very interesting ones, Trey. You found
this because most people will discuss the popular baby names,
like the top baby names for boys and girls each year.
But you managed to dig up the list of the
rarest baby names.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Why. Some of them are quite entertaining.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's all I needed to hear any examples, because the
list I mean you're talking about, it's the list you sent,
is from all fifty states and the District of Columbia
the least popular names. So I mean you're gonna get
some real randos here as far as baby names are concerned.
I mean, these are the kids that are going to
grow up to have some serious issues, I think, because
(12:13):
when you have a really rare name, it's probably really dumb.
Well you're gonna have to contend with that your entire life.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Arizona had a no name.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Let mean, look, he's not making that up, Roger. It
actually is the rarest name in Arizona. No name M
N O N A M E.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
District of Columbia, meet clit.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I'm sorry, what me clit Oh, meet clit h. It's
actually worse than what I thought. I initially heard m
e k l i T m e k l i T.
It could be mechlett. Yeah, yeah, I guess we don't
know some of the pronunce siation on these, but yeah,
(13:03):
that that would be It would be an interesting first
day of class when the teachers going through the names,
trying to pronounce these and go like, I don't want
to say that one out loud.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
RAJ will enjoy the next two because they're from Iowa
and Kansas.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
So yeah, all right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Iowa, the least popular baby name is Brex r e x.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
This was the least popular. This was just the most unique.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh most unique, sorry Brex, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
And Kansas is Macklin m A c k l y
N Well.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Of course, mm, that's just too many declan's gotta have. Yeah,
I have a Maclin m.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I like Louisiana's ryder r y d A.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Mainz is solid.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
The most unique ab name out of Maine. Winner, Winner, Winner,
w I n n e R Winner.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
That is, that's a lot of expectation to live up to.
There's a lot of myth in.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Maine just to let you know, well, now he's not
just lobster now used to be a meth winner.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Michigan.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Uh fat me f a T m E. I guess
it could be fat myth but a little baby fat God.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
These are well, I mean, that's a.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
That's A, that's a that's a Muslim name. Yeah, but
this is this is Yeah, you can spell it different
ways that you can put an h at the end
as well.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And it was Muslim. Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I mean Michigan also has Deerborn, which is the highest
population of Muslims.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Michigan has the highest population of Muslims in the country.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Uh, Mississippi is a good one. Let's here it John Yisha.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's like it's like Keisha and John together j o
h n e I s h A or maybe it's
Joe Nisha, but it's j o Hnsel John Yisha. I
like that name, Okay, I too. Hey, look, New Hampshire
(15:29):
has my original name. I feel, I feel seen the
most unique baby name in New Hampshire is baby Boy.
That was my first name. That was the name I
was given either by my biological mother or the hospital
or the Oklahoma State Department of Healthy Human Services. On
(15:50):
my original birth certificate. My first name was just baby boy.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
That's how I unwanted I was.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
They might even bother kid on there.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
They didn't bother to name you.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We're not keeping him. They know they were.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
They were going to keep me. Why why bother?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Like baby boy? Here you go. Couldn't even get a
John Doe, not even a John Nisha.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's pretty sad when you think about it. Last name's
Guffy though.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Supposedly baby boy Guffy.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That was my original birth certificate coming out of the
state of Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I like that man.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That sounds like an old, like nineteen twenties mobster. Like
you don't want to mess with old baby boy Guffy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, but it's twenty twenty five and I'm a forty
five year old man.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Baby boy Guffy, you know he knows dick tits.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
They're old pals.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
They called him the Milkman.
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Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Rod Sharma. Today
is Wednesday, April thirtieth, twenty twenty five. We were just
talking about some of the rarest baby names state by state,
and I'm always fast NATed where some people come up
with the names for their children, because some are pretty
obvious mashup names like the one I said, Johnisha j
(20:10):
O h and John and then Esha. I mean that
can be like Keisha or whatever. So it's that one
seems pretty obvious as far as two names that have
been put together. And then there's other ones. There's another
one like that, the most unique name out of New Jersey,
Maria Edward, Like it's just all one word, it's not
a hyphen Maria m A R I A and then
Eduard E d U A R D. So, I mean,
(20:31):
some of these are just very obvious, just two names
slammed together. But like Raj, you and I were talking
about this during the break, m I, I don't know
where some of these names come from. Like they're not
so obvious like they just they seem purely made up.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Right.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, Like I was I've always wondered, I think you
played for the Giants? Was Plaxico burs?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah? The white said what?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, like, where did Plexico come from? Like that just
sounds like uh like equipment in the uh in the
delivery room, like there was something, there was something named
Plexico and she just kind of was giving birth and
is like that's the name.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, Oh, you're right. It's like if you can't think
of a name, what do you do? You just start
looking around the room to see what's available, what's around you.
And you're right, Plexico does sound like a like a
piece of medical equipment. Ah, let's name him Plexico IV birth.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
His middle name is ventilator.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Better be happy she didn't see a colostomy bag when
they asked her. But it really does. I mean, like,
you wonder where some people come up with these names,
because they're they're completely unique and have no idea what
the inspiration is. That's a great example.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Maybe some people are just looking around and that's how
you get a baby named John Deere or.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Like the key and Peel sketch you know. Yeah, that
was based on the name the brickishaw Ferguson.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I remember seeing an interview with Keag and Michael Keane.
It's like that's a real name.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Draft.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, I think they had him on the like the
second season when they did the names again, I think
they had him on. I think it was like and
at the end it's like Pat Smith Dyu.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Well, while this name is not unique, it is one
that you will remember. It's a story that I'm hoping
you remember. Australia's favorite fugitive has been caught. We first
told you about Valerie the Miniature docs in last month.
After almost eighteen months lost in the bush, this Wiener
dog is safe and sound. This is just outstanding news.
(22:53):
Remember Valerie the mini docks and who told you about
so it was about eighteen months ago she ran off
while she was tied up at the camp site that
her mommy and daddy had her at. She escaped from
her pen. She was on a camping trip with her
humans on Kangaroo Island and South Australia. November twenty twenty three.
(23:16):
She escaped from her pin and ran off into the bush.
They spent the rest of their week on the island,
searching desperately for Valerie the Wiener Dog. Her humans eventually
had to return to the mainland without her. They had
little hope that the tiny pup could have survived in
the wild, especially since she was such a princess at home.
Sightings of Valerie in March of this year confirmed that
(23:37):
she was indeed alive, but she proved very difficult to catch.
She avoided people and cars. She hadn't fallen for any
of the traps shut by the set by the Congala
Wildlife Rescue until now. The organization confirmed last Friday that
after an estimated one thousand volunteer hours, Valerie has been caught.
(23:58):
After weeks of tireless it's by volunteers and partner organizations,
She's been safely rescued and is fit and well. Absolutely
thrilled and deeply relieved that Valerie the docks and is
finally safe and able to begin her transition back to
her loving parents. So an outstanding story. Valerie the Wiener
Dog survives the Australian bush for almost eighteen months, and
(24:23):
we didn't expect a happy ending here, but we're really
glad we.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Got one m hmm, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
When you said an Australian fugitive, I was like, oh,
they found my ex wife.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
No, she's still in the looser she's a loose can.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
She's in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
They've just kind of written that off at this point, Like,
but yeah, no, this is great news. I'm really I
am genuinely surprised. Look, I didn't think they'd ever find
this dog because all the effort that they went to
try to catch Valerie the wiener dog in the Australian
Outback on this island, she avoids all of them, making
you think, well, you know what, maybe she is indeed
(25:03):
just living her best life. She's loving life in the
Australian out back.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, I wonder what, like, what do you what did
she What did she eat and what did she Where
did she get you know, water?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Like that's an interesting There were there were some reports
that some of the people that live on the island
were leaving out food and water, and that she would
occasionally be seen enjoying the kindness of strangers. Otherwise, it's
it's dog stuff. You're going around scavenging, finding stuff to
eat and drink where you can.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, but it's the Australian outback, like there's stuff that
will eat that dog exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That's why we're also surprised, and we weren't expecting to
get such a happy ending here.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah. Also Funeral Home logal Dick Tips is also relieved.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
I think they're going to start an advice columns.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
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I'm Dan, He's trade. That's RAJ. Today's Wednesday, April thirtieth,
two thousand and twenty five. When you hear prison escape,
you think about the famous ones like alcatraz Or, even
Andy Dufrayn in Shawshank Redemption an elaborate, painstaking plan.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
But not this idiot.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Lucas Brown is back in custody following a whole thirty
five minute escape attempt from the Pueblo County Detention Center
in Pueblo, Colorado. How did this mastermind do it? He
just ran off two days before his release date.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh God, You.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Know how we say sometimes that we specialize in stupid
here on this show, Lucas Brown is the epitome of it.
Two days before his release he tries to escape and
it's not even a good escape. He was part of
(28:04):
the Kitchen Trustee program. He was taking out the trash
and just like I'm just gonna run now, this took
off running, lasted the whole thirty five minutes on his own,
out there free in the world. All he had to
do was wait two more days and he could have
done whatever he wanted and not not have been pursued
by police. Now he's back in Now he's back in jail.
(28:28):
He's no longer a kitchen trustee by the way, yes,
that makes sense, and he's gonna spend even longer in jail.
And this is not the first time he's done it either.
He's a he's a two time escape artist, which really
that's a real insult to escape artists somewhere.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
David Blaine's like, f you.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Bro, I had to work at this. You just went
for a jog. But that's really that's that's what Lucas did.
Ran down the street for about half an hour.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
He had a job lined up with dick tips. You
can stay in prison for that.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I imagine the pay is better over outside the prison though.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, we had Uh, we had people in high school.
My high school graduating class was two ninety nine. Uh,
it ended up being two ninety five the day of
graduation because four people dropped out of high school the
day before graduation. What and they were yeah, and they
were going to graduate and they had made a pact
that they were not going to go to graduation. So
(29:47):
they dropped out of high school the day before.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Why what were they trying to make some sort of
a statement. What's the deal?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I don't know. Uh, they're just dumb, like that's all
I know. Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
They had to amend like the lineup because we're like,
we're now down to two ninety five instead of two
ninety nine. It was like, what happened? Four people dropped
out yesterday, So it's it's it's it's very much the
same as this guy.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You have two days left. Just stick around, yeah, sleep,
sleep in yeah really? Uh do you know where where
these dropouts are now?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
No? God, No, Probably probably at the Broms Town East. Yeah, absolutely,
a down east.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
We're probably running the sword store.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Don't give them that much credit.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, they're thriving, they're still they're still stalking it on topic. No,
but this is this is true. According to Pueblo Sheriff
David Lucero, the inmate was gone for about thirty five
minutes after walking out of the detention center. They confirmed
the inmate, identified as Lucas Brown, back in custody following
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assistance from Pueblo police and locating him. According to the
Sheriff's office, inmates designated as kitchen trustees were cleaning up
for the night. Brown went to throw out the trash
and took off, running west of ninth Street. According to
Captain Don ballas a security captain at the Pueblo County
Detention Center, he worked in the kitchen since March thirty first,
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so for twenty four days he's been working and never
had an issue. At the time of his escape, Brown
had just two days left on his sentence. The sheriff's
office said he was originally sentenced to ninety days for
criminal mischief. He now faces additional charges, will no longer
be released, and is also no longer a trustee. So
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there you have it. Two days, two days left.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, and it's when you just take off running down
the street and you think, like the sheriff was just
standing there watching him, like we can see you.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Like the only reason that lasted thirty five minutes is
because they just they just wanted to see how far
he could get before.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
They're just calling other sheriffs out like, hey, come here
and watch this.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
You guys gotta see this bro. They're like they're all
watching it on the on the traffic cameras. Look at
this idiogo. That's probably what it was. They're all taking
bets to see how long he can go before he
stops to walk a little bit.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
He stopped at the red light.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
They didn't even want to waste the dog on him,
you know what, just just let him tire himself out.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
He'll he'll be back.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
That would have been great had he done that and
just come right back like sorry, I didn't I'm out
of shape.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
All the phone calls between departments with the county sheriffs
and the city. Please look at the idiot, Hey is
that Lucas?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
It sure is.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
He got out again.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
They just they just gonna make it this time. Look
at that smile on his face. He's all full of hope.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I would have loved it some if like two of
the cops would have put like a like a police
tape up, like a finishing line and just have him
breakthrough it like you got it, buddy, No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Spike st But but across.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I think the cops bothered. I think they were like,
let parking enforcement handle this one.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Throwing my bone.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Yeah, I don't ever get to taze anybody.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
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That's raj. Today is Wednesday, April thirtieth, twenty twenty five.
Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Oh, Lucas.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Travis Scott turns thirty four today. He's a rapper and
baby daddy to Kylie Jenner's daughter.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
That's truly it.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
He and Kylie dressed up as Marvel characters in twenty
nineteen to celebrate his birthday along with the release of Avengers.
In game, Kylie was Captain Marvel, Travis was iron Man,
and their baby was a tiny thorn. Oh, now we're
gonna get And this is Travis Scott, the one that
concerts have a tendency to lead to stampedes and bodily injury. Yes,
despite numerous warnings from local authorities.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yes, I think it was in Houston. Yep.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Well, he's done it at a couple of them, but
Houston was a huge, huge problem. Yeah, and now he's
as casual to me.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I don't think anybody died, but it was like a
mass injury incident.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
And now he's in the WWE with he's buddied up
with John Cena.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
You know what, that makes total sense because once you've
done your training with the Kardashians, you're ready for Monday Night.
Raw I cracked myself out of other birthdays today, it's
actually a pretty exciting birthday day. Anna to Armis is
(35:57):
thirty seven today. Anna to Armis is thirty seven. She's
the Cuban Spanish actress who's starring in the upcoming John
Wick spin off Ballerina. Looks fantastic. She's also Marta in
Knives Out. If you guys haven't seen that Knives Out
to great movie. She was a bond girl in No
Time to Die, Joy in Blade Runner twenty forty nine,
(36:19):
and Marilyn Monroe in the movie Blonde. By the way,
she was also another movie with John Wick, So the
Ballerina movie, which is a John Wick spin off based
on the trailer that I saw a few weeks back.
John Wick Keanu Reeves has an appearance in that film
with an Armis. I forget what the name of the
movie was, but there was a film where she and
(36:43):
a girlfriend knock on the door of Keanu Reeves and
seduce him and get video of it, and blackmail and
and stuff. So this is not going to be Annada
Armis and Keanu Reeves first film together. So they've done
this before.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
And I believe she's dating Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I don't know. The last I heard she was. At
one point she was with Ben Affleck. After that that
was a couple of years ago. After that, I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
And by the way, they've they've confirmed John Wick five
with Keanu Reeves. Yeah, so he didn't die.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'm not surprised. I don't think anyone is at this point.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
They might as well rename that franchise Sacred Cow because
he ain't dying.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Have y'all seen the crazy story? And now I'm donna
blank on who it was. There's some actress that at
the last minute invested six million dollars they were about
to shut her production on John Wick.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I think it's Eva Longoria.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Like the original John Wick felt huh no, no, this
is brand new to me. I love the John Wick franchise.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Yeah, I mean, obviously it's uh, it's been a money maker.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Help here, it is Ava Longoria invested six million dollars
in John Wick at the last minute, essentially saving the
film from being canceled. The production was in danger of
shutting down due to a lack of funding, and Longoria
stepped in to cover the gap. This investment was crucial
because it prevented the movie from being shelled just days
before filming was scheduled to begin. Oh God, bless you
(38:25):
Ava Longoria.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Amen. I love those movies.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Also, I wonder how much money she's not made on
that investment.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, exactly, woo man, Yeah, good on her.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yeah, I just looked it up. An Adonis's dating tum cruise.
She's thirty six, he's sixty two.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well she's thirty seven now, so they thirty celebrate birthdays together.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Well, she didn't get near what you would. She didn't
get a piece on the back end of the entire franchise.
So I mean she he invested six, got twelve back.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
But oh that's a great investment.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah I could have she would have taken back in points.
Uh huh, that's generational wealth.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
It's like Jack Nicholson and The Joker and Batman, Like
he took DC money, like he got money off the comics,
off all the Toys, and then he got back end
points to produces and he made I think up to
date is like over two hundred and fifty three hundred
million dollars just off that movie.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
So he laid the blueprint for Robert Downey Junior's Iron
Man contract. Basically, smart Man well well played. Other birthdays
today after Nada armis thirty seven. Gal Gadot turns forty today.
She's Giselled in the Fast and Furious movie. She was
also a Wonder Woman in a pair of films. Kirsten Duntz,
(39:52):
who is Mary Jane and the Old Spider Man trilogy
with Toby McGuire is forty three. She's also I don't
want to say comeback, but she's back in more things now.
She was in that Civil War movie from the movie
Studio A twenty four. She and I think it's her husband,
Jesse Plunkett Plummet anyway, they live. They live in Texas now,
(40:21):
and so they make occasional appearances around like south like
south of Fort Worth, fort Worth area, Waco General areas.
I guess his family's from the area, and so you
might see Kirsten and Jesse hanging out.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
In the stockyards what's up? Is it in the stockyards.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I don't know if they go that mainstream more like
like old country cafe or something. So I'm almost positive
I've seen like an Instagram photo of them like at
like some sort of like local diner like in High Texas.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I don't know. You got your new US Weekly.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
You Is it that obvious?
Speaker 10 (41:06):
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little bit left inside the Treehouse to day, Wednesday, April thirtieth,
(42:02):
twenty twenty five. I thought about talking about this Brinks
armored car robbery and maybe we'll get to it, but
I'm still stuck on Lucas Brown, the runaway prison inmate
in Pueblo, Colorado. I just keep thinking about that. This
is a guy that was Look, it was just like
(42:22):
the County holding facility. It wasn't even like it's it's
basically jail, not prison, right. He was only supposed to
be in there for like twenty eight days or something,
and twenty six days he was supposed to be raised
on day twenty six, but on day twenty four as
a kitchen trustee, he just ran down the street out
(42:45):
the gate.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Did you look at his mugshot?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Let me pull it back up. Let's see here, mugshot
for Lucas Brown. Oh okay, yeah, he looks like a runner.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Let's can we can we see it?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, give me just a moment here. I don't know.
He looks like a pleasant young man with who's who's,
you know, into art and stuff.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
It looks like he tried to write matrix matrix code
on his face with a tattoo.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Lots of a show are fandom in different ways. There's
Lucas it's got yeah, got the face tattoos. Yeah, although
that's really not very good artwork on his face. I
can't tell if that's actual face tattoos or if he
just fell asleep or passed out. In the frat house.
No tattoo on the front of his neck. I can't
(43:48):
quite make out what that is. Can you tell what
that is? Trade the tattoo on his neck?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
I know it looks like I'm not going to say
what that looks like.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Well, you know what, I think it's a Is it
the Virgin Mary praying with a rosary? I think that's
what it is. It looks like the Virgin Mary praying
with a rosary around his neck.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
What were those those those books?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
What were those books that you would get where you'd
like the up close like the eye thing where you
had to put it towards your eye and like back.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Out to see the logic eye. Yeah, I think you
might see a sailboat.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
That's what this is.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well, he's got the magic eye neck tattoo, and I
see what looks to be a Virgin Mary type figure, uh,
praying with a rosary.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yes, I can see that now.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
It took me a minute because I wasn't sure, because
it certainly wasn't the blueprint design of his grand escape
from the Pueblo Detention Center, which involved him just taking
out the trash behind the kitchen and then seeing an
open door and just ran on the street.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
See I I saw the mug shot. He didn't he
didn't have it.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
I guess it was before evinly his earlier mugshot.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Oh so before the next tattoo. Yeah, gotcha for a
lot of pace work.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Maybe maybe he got that in his twenty six days
and yeah could have been. Yeah, he looks like he
makes good decisions.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
That's that's what that face says.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I still love the idea how he's got two days
left on his sentence and he thinks it's a good
idea to just run out the prison. As a trustee,
so he's given all these additional, you know, special circumstances.
He's a kitchen trustee. He's he's allowed to go outside
and take out the trash, and he takes advantage of
(45:49):
their kindness by running down the street. And you're right, Raj,
maybe it was. Maybe the reason why he was loose
for thirty five minutes is because when he ran past
the gate, they were just like, really.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Again, Lucas, Lucas, come here he's out again.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I like how he's like like he's the trustee, Like
who didn't get the job.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
That's a great point.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
That's your trustee was it an MS thirteen game member.
That's like, I think you're you're not qualified.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Bring it. Bring in Lucas.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
With his tattoo of the Virgin Mary praying over you. Know.
What he hopes to be is the Holy Mary, Mother
of runners.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
The patron of running, the.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Patron saint of prison escapes.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
That's what he should be.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
It'll be Saint Lucas Ulcus, the patron saint of thirty
five minutes.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Prince Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us runners
now and at the hour of our prison escape. Finally,
Catholic school paid off. For all things Treehouse, go to
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(47:18):
forage it's at Comedian. We'll see you're back in here tomorrow.
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Inside the Treehouse
It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
Trey Trentholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, April thirtieth,
two thy twenty five. On today's show, everyone talks about
the most popular baby names. Well, Trey has dug up
(00:41):
some of the rarest baby names and awesomely, the worst
busin escape you've ever heard of. That's today inside the
Treehouse and we start yes with this. All right, guys,
(01:04):
you did a payload stension here. This headline goes hard,
so I need you to brace yourselves. The San Antonio
funeral home mogul named Dick Tips is taking firms in
against his hoads, like a headline straight out of the
(01:26):
Onion or the Abalon Tree. But no, no, this is
a San Antonio Express News, an actual behind a paywall
news outlet. So some of the information I have in
this story is dark or murky. But can you believe
(01:49):
Dick Tips woke up one morning wooden hand and said,
I'm gonna build a funeral home empire. Very impressive. His
very full name is Robert Tips. Dick is his nickname,
and he's taking his h away head on.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, I don't know a lot about white people nicknames.
But is it Robert, Bob and Richard Dick?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yes, Okay, so he picked I'm gonna say it, he
picked Dick.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, we don't know that Dick may have been thrust upon.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Him, you know, and he's an adult.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
At any point you can change it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, you can, you can say no, yeah too, that
nick tis.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I just want to know, like if they're being invited
to dinner and it's like, you know, you know, it's
a it's another couple, Like, hey, so who are we inviting?
You know, it's like we'll invite a few people. It's like, no, no,
just invite you know, just just the Tips. We wanted
to be intimate evening, just us in the Tips.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Look, if you didn't need more evidence that we're all
extremely childish, here for middle aged men.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yep, exhibits A, B, and C.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, this is an actual story, believe it or not.
A funeral home mogul Robert Dick Tips is taking a
San Antonio homeowners association to court over its removal of
a billboard from property he owns. Mister Tips is the
chairman and CEO of Mission Park funeral chapels and cemeteries,
(03:36):
and he alleges one or more persons believed to have
been acting on behalf of, or in conspiracy with, the
Coronado Enclave Homeowners Association went on to his property and
unlawfully removed a sign. While mister Dick Tips doesn't know
who trespassed to remove the billboard, he says the association
and one of the five individual and one of the
(03:58):
five individual defendants are likely to have knowledge about what
happened to it. So here we have a big conspiracy
against mister Dick Tips. Look, I realized that career day
(04:21):
in school, there wasn't a funeral director in attendance to
talk to us about the profession, let alone becoming a
mogul in the industry. Maybe because they saw his name
and wouldn't let him in the school. I don't know,
(04:43):
but I will say this, if you really want to
get in the head. Damn it screw up my on punchline,
but I will say this, if you really want to
get ahead in life, I suggest cozying to Dick Tips
Dick Tips Funeral Home.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You know Dick had another business too. What's up? Uh?
During covid.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
He also became a meltman, and uh yeah, he had
to figure out, uh how to buy three thousand gallons
of milk. But then once he secured the load, he
printed a truck and brought it from Tyler to San Antonio,
drove it home.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Mm hmm, then he took it to the streets. There's
times I'm wondering if he started drinking again.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That's just how much the tree, That's just how much
fun the tree. Howse show is. It'll make your question,
it'll make your question a sober man, sobriety.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just y'all think I'm making that up.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
The link actually sounds very familiar.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh you're not kidding.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
No, my apology.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
My poor memory. I thought it sounded familiar like some
other news story that we had talked about that I
was having a hard time connecting the dots. But I
didn't want to be the only person to say I
don't get it. But now I do because you sent
the link. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Tre It became a milkman from.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
From services to food delivery. How dick Tips became San
Antonio's new milk.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. We were just commiserating about
the huge story out of San Antonio involving mister Dick Tips,
the funeral home mogul who is going to war with
his HOA over a billboard in his yard. You're right, Trey.
(09:07):
We really didn't even get into the actual story about
him going head to head with his hoa. But that's
really it. That's all we know because it's behind a
paywall like lots of things like that. But it's just
because he thinks someone stole a billboard out of his yard.
And now I don't know if that billboard was promoting
his funeral home business or his side hustle that he
(09:30):
started during the pandemic. Because Trey wasn't making it up.
He actually sent us the link to Dick Tip's side hustle. No,
I don't want the newsletter. Jesus Christ. I really hate
pop ups, from funeral services to food delivery. How Dick
Tips became San Antonio's new milkman. I can't believe it
(09:59):
says it, but it says it right here, newsfor San
Antonio dot Com. After securing the load, Dick Tips secured
a Highland milk truck, insured it under his name, of course,
and began taking to the streets. Oh man, good on him?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
You know?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He's spreading joy in the San Antonio community.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Let the Tips milk flow.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You're right, Raj, As a man whose actual name is
Robert Tips, getting the nickname that he has is strange
and kind of rare because you don't have a whole
lot of people going by that name these days. As
much as gen Z likes to do throwback things like
making mullets cool or the really gross, you know, pencil
(11:00):
thin mustaches with them and dressing like they're honestly our grandparents,
I haven't seen certain old school names come back into fashion,
Dick being one of them. I mean, that was a
very popular nickname for someone named Richard for many, many
years and it's fallen out of favor for obvious reasons,
(11:24):
you would think, so, I'm surprised they haven't embraced that one.
But there are some very interesting ones, Trey. You found
this because most people will discuss the popular baby names,
like the top baby names for boys and girls each year.
But you managed to dig up the list of the
rarest baby names.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Why. Some of them are quite entertaining.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's all I needed to hear any examples, because the
list I mean you're talking about, it's the list you sent,
is from all fifty states and the District of Columbia
the least popular names. So I mean you're gonna get
some real randos here as far as baby names are concerned.
I mean, these are the kids that are going to
grow up to have some serious issues, I think, because
(12:13):
when you have a really rare name, it's probably really dumb.
Well you're gonna have to contend with that your entire life.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Arizona had a no name.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Let mean, look, he's not making that up, Roger. It
actually is the rarest name in Arizona. No name M
N O N A M E.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
District of Columbia, meet clit.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I'm sorry, what me clit Oh, meet clit h. It's
actually worse than what I thought. I initially heard m
e k l i T m e k l i T.
It could be mechlett. Yeah, yeah, I guess we don't
know some of the pronunce siation on these, but yeah,
(13:03):
that that would be It would be an interesting first
day of class when the teachers going through the names,
trying to pronounce these and go like, I don't want
to say that one out loud.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
RAJ will enjoy the next two because they're from Iowa
and Kansas.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
So yeah, all right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Iowa, the least popular baby name is Brex r e x.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
This was the least popular. This was just the most unique.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh most unique, sorry Brex, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
And Kansas is Macklin m A c k l y
N Well.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Of course, mm, that's just too many declan's gotta have. Yeah,
I have a Maclin m.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I like Louisiana's ryder r y d A.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Mainz is solid.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
The most unique ab name out of Maine. Winner, Winner, Winner,
w I n n e R Winner.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
That is, that's a lot of expectation to live up to.
There's a lot of myth in.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Maine just to let you know, well, now he's not
just lobster now used to be a meth winner.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Michigan.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Uh fat me f a T m E. I guess
it could be fat myth but a little baby fat God.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
These are well, I mean, that's a.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
That's A, that's a that's a Muslim name. Yeah, but
this is this is Yeah, you can spell it different
ways that you can put an h at the end
as well.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And it was Muslim. Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I mean Michigan also has Deerborn, which is the highest
population of Muslims.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Michigan has the highest population of Muslims in the country.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Uh, Mississippi is a good one. Let's here it John Yisha.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's like it's like Keisha and John together j o
h n e I s h A or maybe it's
Joe Nisha, but it's j o Hnsel John Yisha. I
like that name, Okay, I too. Hey, look, New Hampshire
(15:29):
has my original name. I feel, I feel seen the
most unique baby name in New Hampshire is baby Boy.
That was my first name. That was the name I
was given either by my biological mother or the hospital
or the Oklahoma State Department of Healthy Human Services. On
(15:50):
my original birth certificate. My first name was just baby boy.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
That's how I unwanted I was.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
They might even bother kid on there.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
They didn't bother to name you.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We're not keeping him. They know they were.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
They were going to keep me. Why why bother?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Like baby boy? Here you go. Couldn't even get a
John Doe, not even a John Nisha.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's pretty sad when you think about it. Last name's
Guffy though.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Supposedly baby boy Guffy.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That was my original birth certificate coming out of the
state of Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I like that man.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That sounds like an old, like nineteen twenties mobster. Like
you don't want to mess with old baby boy Guffy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, but it's twenty twenty five and I'm a forty
five year old man.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Baby boy Guffy, you know he knows dick tits.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
They're old pals.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
They called him the Milkman.
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Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Rod Sharma. Today
is Wednesday, April thirtieth, twenty twenty five. We were just
talking about some of the rarest baby names state by state,
and I'm always fast NATed where some people come up
with the names for their children, because some are pretty
obvious mashup names like the one I said, Johnisha j
(20:10):
O h and John and then Esha. I mean that
can be like Keisha or whatever. So it's that one
seems pretty obvious as far as two names that have
been put together. And then there's other ones. There's another
one like that, the most unique name out of New Jersey,
Maria Edward, Like it's just all one word, it's not
a hyphen Maria m A R I A and then
Eduard E d U A R D. So, I mean,
(20:31):
some of these are just very obvious, just two names
slammed together. But like Raj, you and I were talking
about this during the break, m I, I don't know
where some of these names come from. Like they're not
so obvious like they just they seem purely made up.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Right.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, Like I was I've always wondered, I think you
played for the Giants? Was Plaxico burs?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah? The white said what?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, like, where did Plexico come from? Like that just
sounds like uh like equipment in the uh in the
delivery room, like there was something, there was something named
Plexico and she just kind of was giving birth and
is like that's the name.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, Oh, you're right. It's like if you can't think
of a name, what do you do? You just start
looking around the room to see what's available, what's around you.
And you're right, Plexico does sound like a like a
piece of medical equipment. Ah, let's name him Plexico IV birth.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
His middle name is ventilator.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Better be happy she didn't see a colostomy bag when
they asked her. But it really does. I mean, like,
you wonder where some people come up with these names,
because they're they're completely unique and have no idea what
the inspiration is. That's a great example.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Maybe some people are just looking around and that's how
you get a baby named John Deere or.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Like the key and Peel sketch you know. Yeah, that
was based on the name the brickishaw Ferguson.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I remember seeing an interview with Keag and Michael Keane.
It's like that's a real name.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Draft.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, I think they had him on the like the
second season when they did the names again, I think
they had him on. I think it was like and
at the end it's like Pat Smith Dyu.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Well, while this name is not unique, it is one
that you will remember. It's a story that I'm hoping
you remember. Australia's favorite fugitive has been caught. We first
told you about Valerie the Miniature docs in last month.
After almost eighteen months lost in the bush, this Wiener
dog is safe and sound. This is just outstanding news.
(22:53):
Remember Valerie the mini docks and who told you about
so it was about eighteen months ago she ran off
while she was tied up at the camp site that
her mommy and daddy had her at. She escaped from
her pen. She was on a camping trip with her
humans on Kangaroo Island and South Australia. November twenty twenty three.
(23:16):
She escaped from her pin and ran off into the bush.
They spent the rest of their week on the island,
searching desperately for Valerie the Wiener Dog. Her humans eventually
had to return to the mainland without her. They had
little hope that the tiny pup could have survived in
the wild, especially since she was such a princess at home.
Sightings of Valerie in March of this year confirmed that
(23:37):
she was indeed alive, but she proved very difficult to catch.
She avoided people and cars. She hadn't fallen for any
of the traps shut by the set by the Congala
Wildlife Rescue until now. The organization confirmed last Friday that
after an estimated one thousand volunteer hours, Valerie has been caught.
(23:58):
After weeks of tireless it's by volunteers and partner organizations,
She's been safely rescued and is fit and well. Absolutely
thrilled and deeply relieved that Valerie the docks and is
finally safe and able to begin her transition back to
her loving parents. So an outstanding story. Valerie the Wiener
Dog survives the Australian bush for almost eighteen months, and
(24:23):
we didn't expect a happy ending here, but we're really
glad we.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Got one m hmm, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
When you said an Australian fugitive, I was like, oh,
they found my ex wife.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
No, she's still in the looser she's a loose can.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
She's in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
They've just kind of written that off at this point, Like,
but yeah, no, this is great news. I'm really I
am genuinely surprised. Look, I didn't think they'd ever find
this dog because all the effort that they went to
try to catch Valerie the wiener dog in the Australian
Outback on this island, she avoids all of them, making
you think, well, you know what, maybe she is indeed
(25:03):
just living her best life. She's loving life in the
Australian out back.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, I wonder what, like, what do you what did
she What did she eat and what did she Where
did she get you know, water?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Like that's an interesting There were there were some reports
that some of the people that live on the island
were leaving out food and water, and that she would
occasionally be seen enjoying the kindness of strangers. Otherwise, it's
it's dog stuff. You're going around scavenging, finding stuff to
eat and drink where you can.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, but it's the Australian outback, like there's stuff that
will eat that dog exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That's why we're also surprised, and we weren't expecting to
get such a happy ending here.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah. Also Funeral Home logal Dick Tips is also relieved.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
I think they're going to start an advice columns.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Exactly. There it is.
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I'm Dan, He's trade. That's RAJ. Today's Wednesday, April thirtieth,
two thousand and twenty five. When you hear prison escape,
you think about the famous ones like alcatraz Or, even
Andy Dufrayn in Shawshank Redemption an elaborate, painstaking plan.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
But not this idiot.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Lucas Brown is back in custody following a whole thirty
five minute escape attempt from the Pueblo County Detention Center
in Pueblo, Colorado. How did this mastermind do it? He
just ran off two days before his release date.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh God, You.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Know how we say sometimes that we specialize in stupid
here on this show, Lucas Brown is the epitome of it.
Two days before his release he tries to escape and
it's not even a good escape. He was part of
(28:04):
the Kitchen Trustee program. He was taking out the trash
and just like I'm just gonna run now, this took
off running, lasted the whole thirty five minutes on his own,
out there free in the world. All he had to
do was wait two more days and he could have
done whatever he wanted and not not have been pursued
by police. Now he's back in Now he's back in jail.
(28:28):
He's no longer a kitchen trustee by the way, yes,
that makes sense, and he's gonna spend even longer in jail.
And this is not the first time he's done it either.
He's a he's a two time escape artist, which really
that's a real insult to escape artists somewhere.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
David Blaine's like, f you.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Bro, I had to work at this. You just went
for a jog. But that's really that's that's what Lucas did.
Ran down the street for about half an hour.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
He had a job lined up with dick tips. You
can stay in prison for that.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I imagine the pay is better over outside the prison though.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, we had Uh, we had people in high school.
My high school graduating class was two ninety nine. Uh,
it ended up being two ninety five the day of
graduation because four people dropped out of high school the
day before graduation. What and they were yeah, and they
were going to graduate and they had made a pact
that they were not going to go to graduation. So
(29:47):
they dropped out of high school the day before.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Why what were they trying to make some sort of
a statement. What's the deal?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I don't know. Uh, they're just dumb, like that's all
I know. Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
They had to amend like the lineup because we're like,
we're now down to two ninety five instead of two
ninety nine. It was like, what happened? Four people dropped
out yesterday, So it's it's it's it's very much the
same as this guy.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You have two days left. Just stick around, yeah, sleep,
sleep in yeah really? Uh do you know where where
these dropouts are now?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
No? God, No, Probably probably at the Broms Town East. Yeah, absolutely,
a down east.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
We're probably running the sword store.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Don't give them that much credit.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, they're thriving, they're still they're still stalking it on topic. No,
but this is this is true. According to Pueblo Sheriff
David Lucero, the inmate was gone for about thirty five
minutes after walking out of the detention center. They confirmed
the inmate, identified as Lucas Brown, back in custody following
(31:02):
assistance from Pueblo police and locating him. According to the
Sheriff's office, inmates designated as kitchen trustees were cleaning up
for the night. Brown went to throw out the trash
and took off, running west of ninth Street. According to
Captain Don ballas a security captain at the Pueblo County
Detention Center, he worked in the kitchen since March thirty first,
(31:23):
so for twenty four days he's been working and never
had an issue. At the time of his escape, Brown
had just two days left on his sentence. The sheriff's
office said he was originally sentenced to ninety days for
criminal mischief. He now faces additional charges, will no longer
be released, and is also no longer a trustee. So
(31:44):
there you have it. Two days, two days left.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, and it's when you just take off running down
the street and you think, like the sheriff was just
standing there watching him, like we can see you.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Like the only reason that lasted thirty five minutes is
because they just they just wanted to see how far
he could get before.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
They're just calling other sheriffs out like, hey, come here
and watch this.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
You guys gotta see this bro. They're like they're all
watching it on the on the traffic cameras. Look at
this idiogo. That's probably what it was. They're all taking
bets to see how long he can go before he
stops to walk a little bit.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
He stopped at the red light.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
They didn't even want to waste the dog on him,
you know what, just just let him tire himself out.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
He'll he'll be back.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
That would have been great had he done that and
just come right back like sorry, I didn't I'm out
of shape.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
All the phone calls between departments with the county sheriffs
and the city. Please look at the idiot, Hey is
that Lucas?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
It sure is.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
He got out again.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
They just they just gonna make it this time. Look
at that smile on his face. He's all full of hope.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I would have loved it some if like two of
the cops would have put like a like a police
tape up, like a finishing line and just have him
breakthrough it like you got it, buddy, No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Spike st But but across.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I think the cops bothered. I think they were like,
let parking enforcement handle this one.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Throwing my bone.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Yeah, I don't ever get to taze anybody.
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That's raj. Today is Wednesday, April thirtieth, twenty twenty five.
Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Oh, Lucas.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Travis Scott turns thirty four today. He's a rapper and
baby daddy to Kylie Jenner's daughter.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
That's truly it.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
He and Kylie dressed up as Marvel characters in twenty
nineteen to celebrate his birthday along with the release of Avengers.
In game, Kylie was Captain Marvel, Travis was iron Man,
and their baby was a tiny thorn. Oh, now we're
gonna get And this is Travis Scott, the one that
concerts have a tendency to lead to stampedes and bodily injury. Yes,
despite numerous warnings from local authorities.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yes, I think it was in Houston. Yep.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Well, he's done it at a couple of them, but
Houston was a huge, huge problem. Yeah, and now he's
as casual to me.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I don't think anybody died, but it was like a
mass injury incident.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
And now he's in the WWE with he's buddied up
with John Cena.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
You know what, that makes total sense because once you've
done your training with the Kardashians, you're ready for Monday Night.
Raw I cracked myself out of other birthdays today, it's
actually a pretty exciting birthday day. Anna to Armis is
(35:57):
thirty seven today. Anna to Armis is thirty seven. She's
the Cuban Spanish actress who's starring in the upcoming John
Wick spin off Ballerina. Looks fantastic. She's also Marta in
Knives Out. If you guys haven't seen that Knives Out
to great movie. She was a bond girl in No
Time to Die, Joy in Blade Runner twenty forty nine,
(36:19):
and Marilyn Monroe in the movie Blonde. By the way,
she was also another movie with John Wick, So the
Ballerina movie, which is a John Wick spin off based
on the trailer that I saw a few weeks back.
John Wick Keanu Reeves has an appearance in that film
with an Armis. I forget what the name of the
movie was, but there was a film where she and
(36:43):
a girlfriend knock on the door of Keanu Reeves and
seduce him and get video of it, and blackmail and
and stuff. So this is not going to be Annada
Armis and Keanu Reeves first film together. So they've done
this before.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
And I believe she's dating Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I don't know. The last I heard she was. At
one point she was with Ben Affleck. After that that
was a couple of years ago. After that, I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
And by the way, they've they've confirmed John Wick five
with Keanu Reeves. Yeah, so he didn't die.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'm not surprised. I don't think anyone is at this point.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
They might as well rename that franchise Sacred Cow because
he ain't dying.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Have y'all seen the crazy story? And now I'm donna
blank on who it was. There's some actress that at
the last minute invested six million dollars they were about
to shut her production on John Wick.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I think it's Eva Longoria.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Like the original John Wick felt huh no, no, this
is brand new to me. I love the John Wick franchise.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Yeah, I mean, obviously it's uh, it's been a money maker.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Help here, it is Ava Longoria invested six million dollars
in John Wick at the last minute, essentially saving the
film from being canceled. The production was in danger of
shutting down due to a lack of funding, and Longoria
stepped in to cover the gap. This investment was crucial
because it prevented the movie from being shelled just days
before filming was scheduled to begin. Oh God, bless you
(38:25):
Ava Longoria.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Amen. I love those movies.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Also, I wonder how much money she's not made on
that investment.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, exactly, woo man, Yeah, good on her.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yeah, I just looked it up. An Adonis's dating tum cruise.
She's thirty six, he's sixty two.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well she's thirty seven now, so they thirty celebrate birthdays together.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Well, she didn't get near what you would. She didn't
get a piece on the back end of the entire franchise.
So I mean she he invested six, got twelve back.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
But oh that's a great investment.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah I could have she would have taken back in points.
Uh huh, that's generational wealth.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
It's like Jack Nicholson and The Joker and Batman, Like
he took DC money, like he got money off the comics,
off all the Toys, and then he got back end
points to produces and he made I think up to
date is like over two hundred and fifty three hundred
million dollars just off that movie.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
So he laid the blueprint for Robert Downey Junior's Iron
Man contract. Basically, smart Man well well played. Other birthdays
today after Nada armis thirty seven. Gal Gadot turns forty today.
She's Giselled in the Fast and Furious movie. She was
also a Wonder Woman in a pair of films. Kirsten Duntz,
(39:52):
who is Mary Jane and the Old Spider Man trilogy
with Toby McGuire is forty three. She's also I don't
want to say comeback, but she's back in more things now.
She was in that Civil War movie from the movie
Studio A twenty four. She and I think it's her husband,
Jesse Plunkett Plummet anyway, they live. They live in Texas now,
(40:21):
and so they make occasional appearances around like south like
south of Fort Worth, fort Worth area, Waco General areas.
I guess his family's from the area, and so you
might see Kirsten and Jesse hanging out.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
In the stockyards what's up? Is it in the stockyards.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I don't know if they go that mainstream more like
like old country cafe or something. So I'm almost positive
I've seen like an Instagram photo of them like at
like some sort of like local diner like in High Texas.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I don't know. You got your new US Weekly.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
You Is it that obvious?
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twenty twenty five. I thought about talking about this Brinks
armored car robbery and maybe we'll get to it, but
I'm still stuck on Lucas Brown, the runaway prison inmate
in Pueblo, Colorado. I just keep thinking about that. This
is a guy that was Look, it was just like
(42:22):
the County holding facility. It wasn't even like it's it's
basically jail, not prison, right. He was only supposed to
be in there for like twenty eight days or something,
and twenty six days he was supposed to be raised
on day twenty six, but on day twenty four as
a kitchen trustee, he just ran down the street out
(42:45):
the gate.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Did you look at his mugshot?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Let me pull it back up. Let's see here, mugshot
for Lucas Brown. Oh okay, yeah, he looks like a runner.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Let's can we can we see it?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, give me just a moment here. I don't know.
He looks like a pleasant young man with who's who's,
you know, into art and stuff.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
It looks like he tried to write matrix matrix code
on his face with a tattoo.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Lots of a show are fandom in different ways. There's
Lucas it's got yeah, got the face tattoos. Yeah, although
that's really not very good artwork on his face. I
can't tell if that's actual face tattoos or if he
just fell asleep or passed out. In the frat house.
No tattoo on the front of his neck. I can't
(43:48):
quite make out what that is. Can you tell what
that is? Trade the tattoo on his neck?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
I know it looks like I'm not going to say
what that looks like.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Well, you know what, I think it's a Is it
the Virgin Mary praying with a rosary? I think that's
what it is. It looks like the Virgin Mary praying
with a rosary around his neck.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
What were those those those books?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
What were those books that you would get where you'd
like the up close like the eye thing where you
had to put it towards your eye and like back.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Out to see the logic eye. Yeah, I think you
might see a sailboat.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
That's what this is.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well, he's got the magic eye neck tattoo, and I
see what looks to be a Virgin Mary type figure, uh,
praying with a rosary.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yes, I can see that now.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
It took me a minute because I wasn't sure, because
it certainly wasn't the blueprint design of his grand escape
from the Pueblo Detention Center, which involved him just taking
out the trash behind the kitchen and then seeing an
open door and just ran on the street.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
See I I saw the mug shot. He didn't he
didn't have it.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
I guess it was before evinly his earlier mugshot.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Oh so before the next tattoo. Yeah, gotcha for a
lot of pace work.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Maybe maybe he got that in his twenty six days
and yeah could have been. Yeah, he looks like he
makes good decisions.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
That's that's what that face says.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I still love the idea how he's got two days
left on his sentence and he thinks it's a good
idea to just run out the prison. As a trustee,
so he's given all these additional, you know, special circumstances.
He's a kitchen trustee. He's he's allowed to go outside
and take out the trash, and he takes advantage of
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their kindness by running down the street. And you're right, Raj,
maybe it was. Maybe the reason why he was loose
for thirty five minutes is because when he ran past
the gate, they were just like, really.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Again, Lucas, Lucas, come here he's out again.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I like how he's like like he's the trustee, Like
who didn't get the job.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
That's a great point.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
That's your trustee was it an MS thirteen game member.
That's like, I think you're you're not qualified.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Bring it. Bring in Lucas.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
With his tattoo of the Virgin Mary praying over you. Know.
What he hopes to be is the Holy Mary, Mother
of runners.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
The patron of running, the.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Patron saint of prison escapes.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
That's what he should be.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
It'll be Saint Lucas Ulcus, the patron saint of thirty
five minutes.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Prince Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us runners
now and at the hour of our prison escape. Finally,
Catholic school paid off. For all things Treehouse, go to
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