December 2, 2025 • 35 mins
On today's episode, we discuss the big food conspiracy that wants you to throw away leftovers, should a 95 year old man be driving a bus, what exactly is a "Grandma Stand", and why does Paul Anka know so much about Frank's frank?
LINKS:
95-year-old Texas man is world's oldest bus driver | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth
Is it safe to eat Thanksgiving leftovers? When to pitch the extra food
‘Grandma Stand’ brings wisdom and warmth to Downtown McKinney | wfaa.com
Paul Anka Confirms Frank Sinatra Had Large Penis
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LINKS:
95-year-old Texas man is world's oldest bus driver | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth
Is it safe to eat Thanksgiving leftovers? When to pitch the extra food
‘Grandma Stand’ brings wisdom and warmth to Downtown McKinney | wfaa.com
Paul Anka Confirms Frank Sinatra Had Large Penis
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Melley along with Trey
Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Coming off of a long Thanksgiving holiday.
For those of you that celebrated Thanksgiving, I hope you
enjoyed it. This tray is looking around thinking, wasn't it
(00:42):
over like a bunch of days ago. Yes, but there
is one more piece of very important Thanksgiving news we
have to share because on occasion we do some public
service good. Yesterday was the last day to eat your
Thanksgiving leftovers if you want to be safe. So while
(01:07):
we're a little late, still just wanted to give you
the heads up.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I think that is a conspiracy, like on the part
of Big Turkey or who's who's conspiring on when it's
not safe to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So there.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think food companies push a narrative that your food
goes bad and within a couple of days, and it doesn't.
Especially in this day and age, so many of the
things we use are so chuck full of preservatives they'll
last a lot longer.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I hate to be a bandwagoner, but in this case
I am. I don't know if it's a grand conspiracy,
but I certainly believe that we can eat food after
companies say we shouldn't. I am a strong believer in that,
and I've only paid the price a few times.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
The beautiful thing about it is generally the sniff test
will will root out any problems.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, trust your nose. It's it's there for
a reason. It's not there just to ruin your romantic life.
If it's if it's a bad snause. Although if it's
a bad snaz you know, if that's like really really big,
that may be what saves your life. You can you
know small bad food before anybody else. So you know,
pluses and minuses. But according to the us DA, Monday
(02:46):
it was the last day to safely consume certain Thanksgiving
items like turkey, stuffing, potatoes, sweet potatoes, green beans, gravy,
and pumpkin pie can all be stored in the fridge
for three to four days. Okay, so day four is Monday.
If you don't want to waste the food you have,
(03:08):
most leftovers can last a few months. In the freezer,
so you got to get those in there. There is
one Thanksgiving staple though, that will survive in the fridge
a little bit longer. Homemade cranberry sauce lasts a week
to ten days, but the canned stuff up to two
weeks in the fridge. Something that will make my wife
do a happy dance in the other room. Because I
(03:29):
am not making this up. I think I tell you
the guys of this every Thanksgiving. The canned cranberry sauce
is one of my wife's favorite Thanksgiving staples.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
So same with my mother. She loved that stuff. I
can't stand it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And it has to be the canned It's not the
jellied stuff that looks natural. No, no, she wants the
most unnatural looking product on the planet on her plate.
Everything else can look normal. Turkey can look like turkey,
Stuffing can look like stuffing. Cranberry sauce has to have
the can lines in it.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
M Yeah, my mother was the same way. I don't
know why.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I don't know where she picked that up from, but
I'm assuming it was like at the hospital and they
would have like, you know, like the potluck stuff that
people bring in. I'm sure sure, somebody brought in canned
uh granberry sauce, and my mother loved it.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
As we finished on Sunday night, as we finished, according
to the USDA, in a proper amount of time. As
we finished our Thanksgiving leftovers, Tara had a slice of
the cranberry sauce jelly of whatever it is. At that point,
the congealed cranberry thing sliced on the plate ready to go. Yep,
(04:47):
with the ridges. It's not just ruffles that have ridges,
it's also the cranberry sauce on our Thanksgiving plates. So yeah,
Monday was, allegedly, according to the federal government, if you
believe the when it comes to this sort of thing,
that was the last safe day to eat your leftovers.
So don't ever say we'd never do anything for you.
Here inside the treehouse, we gave you a heads up
(05:10):
while keeping in mind. I will eat food well beyond
I'm supposed to, because I agree with you, Trey, especially
especially with the injectable marinate I use on our turkey.
That thing will last. I think it's like a solid
ten days. No, if it could, I eat it well
(05:31):
before that ten day mark, I gobble it up. Pardon
the punch. But if I wanted to hold off, I
think it can make it to ten days before it
turns it'll last a week, but not the four day
nonsense that the USDA is telling us.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I don't know. I think they might know a little
bit better than us.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So I look at it this way. I think Trey's right.
I think it's a recommendation, right, but I think they
try to get ahead of it a little bit. And
so let's say the actuality is five to seven days
recommended sniff test, like Trey was saying. But they tell
us three to four just so we all don't end
up sick and none of us show up to work
(06:14):
because they need the bodies at work.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Okay, that's an interesting theory.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That's That's just the way I'm looking at it. So, Trey,
I'm right there with you.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I mean, anything I cook, it lasts at least a week,
So I don't know why Turkey would be different.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And like I said, mine's not gonna last that long anyway,
because I tear through it and need it all. So anyway,
there you have it. There's our Treehouse Public Service announcement
on the heels of Thanksgiving. Trey since you're not a
big Thanksgiving fan, did you hate everything?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
No, it was.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Actually a as pleasant as one could have a day
with my mother.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
In that case, I'm kind of happy for you.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I made a big change in how I do things,
and that is I cooked everything at my place and
then took it over there instead of cooking at her place,
which means she wasn't trapping me in the kitchen and
making my.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Claustrophobia go through the roof.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And then I was relaxed and not irritated and could
suffer through some of her you know barbs and you
know shitty comments and ultimately had a very nice day.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Jackie.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
My stepmom came in, we had lunch together, and then
I gtfo'.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That's not bad, that's pretty well done. Congratulations. I'm happy
for you. Seriously, Raj, anything of note for you. I
know you're not a Thanksgiving guy either, wasn't big in
your home growing up, so it's not a big thing
for you as an adult.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
No, it was.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
It was actually nice, just kind of. We had a
friend's giving. That's a bunch of a bunch of people.
The day after Thanksgiving, we all met up at our
friend's place and.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
It was really it was really nice.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Everybody brought something and we had the Cajun turkey and
uh somebody, who, in my opinion, won the whole game
is I don't know who it was. Nobody said anything,
but somebody bought two pans of cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, now you're talking.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I think I think you can like Sam's or Costco.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah you can't, or you can just go straight to
you know the place and buy him direct because you
already know they're good. There you have it where.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah, somebody did that and nobody nobody claimed it, but uh,
I said out loud.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I was like, whoever brought these one the day?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Maybe it was a Thanksgiving miracle.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Finding a Red Lobster open would be a Thanksgiving miracle.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
H I'll ask my mom. She knows where they all are,
every single one.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
There's one in uh Garland off six thirty five that
used to be Red Lobster and now it's a funeral home,
but it still looks like a Red Lobster.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well I know, or I've taken my mom for her
next birthday. Mom got good news, bad news.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Boys got a dream.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
To see if they could do it too.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
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Speaker 3 (10:10):
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Speaker 8 (10:18):
No, seriously, now, Dan, we will never show up to
your property drunk. I promise, and I don't want to
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Speaker 2 (10:25):
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the website cook dfw dot com. The world's oldest bus
(12:16):
driver is on the loose in which it'sa falls. It's
actually not a warning, but it is a world record.
Ninety five year old Texas man has been driving buses
for more than three decades, and he's just been recognized
as the world's oldest bus driver. According to a video
posted on the city government's Facebook page Wednesday, Raymond Hager
(12:41):
began driving buses thirty five years ago after he ran
out of things to do at the age of sixty.
I hope to God I'd never run out of things
to do at the age of sixty. I think I'll
fill my days with something. A trip with his wife,
who Hager said knew him better than he knows himself,
quickly changed that. He says, we were in Wichita Falls
(13:01):
one day, down on Kemp Street. There's a bus stop
and the light was red and we pulled up right
beside the bus. My wife said, that's what you need
to do, is drive a bus. You like to drive
and meet with people. He's been doing it ever since,
he said, he planned on retiring at ninety five, but
his boss, the wife, had other plans. She said, wait
a minute, who said anything about you retiring? So he's
(13:26):
been allowed to stay on as long as he was
able to drive at least once a week, and so
this week the Guinness Book of World Records recognized him
as the world's oldest active male bus driver. Wichita Falls.
Mayor Tim Short even proclaimed November eighteenth, Hagar's birthday as
(13:47):
Raymond Hagar Day in Wichita Falls. That poor man. I mean,
this sounds like a situation where missus Hagar really does
not want him at home.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Well, miss Hager probably knows if he fully retired, he'd
probably be dead.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Do you want me.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Well I mean Falls?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah, I mean in Dallas No.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
No, yeah, yeah, bus driver. What's the tap Falls at
the age ninety five? I think we're all okay with that. Dallas, No,
fort Worth absolutely not arlingkedn Nope. I don't want him
anywhere near the toll way because he'll be going the
wrong way in no time.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
So uh, I mean, granted, I don't know that it
could be much worse than some of the driving I
see out of some of the dark buses.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
But we're not talking about you, Big Stacy. You're still
our favorite dart bus driver. As far as I know,
he's never run anybody over. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
If I'm boarding the bus and I see a ninety
five year old bust, if I continue to board that bus,
I might just turn around and be like, I'll wait,
I'll walk it off.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Is there another one coming?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
There's the thing. I was less surprised at a ninety
five year old bus driver in Wichita Falls than I
was that Wichita Falls has mass transit just in general.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
It could be driving the school bus.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's a city bus. I mean, I don't as far
as far as I can tell, I think it's a
city bus. I don't think it's a school bus. There's
no mention of kids or school bus anything. It's just
you know, the city and yeah, it's just he's driving
that bus. Now, I didn't I didn't see any photos
of it. I didn't watch the full you know package
(15:48):
that Fox four aired, so I don't know how big
the bus is. For all I know, he's ninety five
and they just you know, drew something behind him. So
when he looks in the mirror, it looks like a
full bus. I don't know. I'm assuming it's a real
job in real people. But yeah, but good for him
being that active at the age of ninety five.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
No go home and and wait, wait for wait for
it to come. That's all you got to do, Just
wait for at ninety five, like you've won, you made it.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Let you go home.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
But if that really is his one joy left, like
he would rather drive the bus a couple of days
a week. Then he would watch Ryan Seacrest just menace
Wheel of Fortune, Then I get it.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Well, I mean you.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Really want to talk about when people really rapidly decline
is when they don't have anything to do and they
just sit at home. Ye mean that ages people faster
than just about anything.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, especially if you're used to a certain activity level.
And it's like, if you have a job and you
retire at say sixty five, you need to find something
to kind of keep you busy, because you're right, you're
just sitting decline and that's not good for anybody. I
was surprised my grandmother lasted as long as she did
because I mean, for like fifteen years she was on
a steady diet of bedroom Fox News and butter pecan
(17:17):
ice cream from you know, Blue Belt. The fact that
she hung on for fifteen years was pretty impressive.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
My mom.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That's pretty much my mom, and I believe it's just Spie.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
There's actually a Fox News two channel that she watches
and it's it's nothing but hate about Trey.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
But I'm just saying it.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Like when Betty White died, everybody was like, oh, it's
so sad, and I'm like, she outlived three husbands and
all her friends were dead, like at that point, like,
this guy's ninety five, he's got is his wife still alive?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
She is?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Eh, Okay, that's the only person he's got. Everybody else,
I promise you has died. Well, here's the thing, and
it's the same thing with a pet. Really quality of life.
I mean, do you still have some quality of life?
I mean Betty White still had quality of life.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I mean she was still going. Uh. I think that's
the key.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, And like you said, Trey, it's also about you know,
staying busy. Like this past weekend, you know, Tara and
I did a bunch of stuff around the house to
see what we could actually get done so we didn't
have to pay somebody else to do it, and I'm
still sore. I mean, granted, some of it was, you know,
fairly you know, involved in physical. Like we had to
(18:40):
dig up part of our chain link fence because it
had fallen down from like rain runoff, So having to
pull that up kind of before it falls into a
gut behind the house, and there's all sorts of overgrowth
on it, so trying to dig that out because it's
had growth over the top of the chain links, So
trying to dig that out and then pull it up,
that was fun. My low back is still kind of
(19:02):
angry at me for it and my shoulder. And then
we repaired our master bathroom door by smacking it a
few times because it's one of those barn door things,
so we kind of got it was dragging on the
ground on the wall, so we got that fixed. We
did that, got the kitchen faucet gets kind of loose
because it wasn't installed properly, so you got to get
(19:24):
up underneath and tighten the nut. Did that and that's
not easy. I got wide shoulders. Crawling in underneath the
sink is not easy with all.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
The hoses and things.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
And then oh, the dishwasher door. Do you know the
the door pulley system that keeps the door from you know,
slamming open. I now do, because ours was opening up
too quickly. So we had to get in there. I
had to unhook it, not unhook it, but I had
to unmount it from the you know, the bracket and
then slide it out a little bit and then get
(19:57):
in there and fix that. Did that, and then Tara
painted the hall ceiling. That was really good. I think
she's still story from that one. So this is what
happened to me on a Saturday, and I'm still feeling it.
I can't fathom, you know, ninety five and be like
I might do one of those.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
If I mean, if I if it was like a
private bus or whatever, and like this ninety five year
old came in, He's like, I'm ready to go to work.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
I'd be like, but just go home. Let's just get
in the recliner and it's coming soon. And when you
see the light start walking towards it, you're good. You
know what.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I think that's probably what Tera will do to me,
is she's going to hone in one of these days.
On the fact that I used to think I was cold,
trickled in Days of Thunder in my refrigerator box as
a kid. So I think eventually she's just gonna put
me back into refrigerator box and tell me to go
to work, like okay. So if you guys ever come
(20:58):
over and you see me in the driving around in
refrigerator box, just.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Go with it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I thought you were gonna say that, you know, when
you see the light, she's gonna help you with a hammer.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Well there's also that very strong possibility. But I'll be
in the box and she'll just be behind me as
an angry passenger.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
You're getting a triose.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
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Plus today. I'm gonna stick with the old person theme
on today's show by sharing this question for you kind
of a little game. All right, here we go, Trey Raj.
What is a grandma stand? What is a grandma stand?
(22:58):
Is it a a place to leave grandma? You pick
her up like a car when you're ready. Is it
be a place to talk to and listen to a grandma?
Or is it see a device that will keep your
grandma up right while you do other things? See see
(23:18):
a device that will keep your grandma up right while
you do other things? No, that is incorrect, Trey, would
you like a fifty to fifty guest?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I'll go be.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
A place to talk to and listen to a grandma
that would be correct. And it's happening in downtown McKinney.
Oh wait, hang, I gotta share this with you first,
hang on you and bam, here we.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Go in a place that will sell you everything. One
grandma is buying on your time.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
We're talking and listening.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Okay, your grandma stand that will have you sit, give
each other space and share. That was great and learn
just getting it out. There are a few is Grandma, Nancy.
The way you handle this is really going to affect
your future. Ask her anything.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I love this. It's downtown McKinney, which if you guys
have ever been to downtown McKinnon, It's a cute little square.
It's you know, it's Americana type of deal. And there
she is, and you know, a homemade little stand with
it says Grandma on it Grandma and Nancy is next
to her little name plate, and she's just talking to
the kids with their nose rings and purple hair as
they sit and talk to her and ask her questions
(24:28):
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Okay, I'm officially.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Old, seventy years old and loving. I want to.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Seize the moment and have an impact.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Two boys, then three girls, five children. Don't forget eleven
grandchildren and one great grandchild. All the privileges and none
of the responsibilities. Downtown McKinnie wanted to build community. I
thought this stand that started in New York City would
do well here to ask for a marriage advice. Oh,
three grandma's do this on a rotation. This is a
(24:57):
first in Texas. I really care myself, and the conversations
are as revealing the take long term as they are
rewarding that our world moves so fast. We never seem
to have enough time. I know, so why not share
with someone.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Who I love?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
This? You're welcome. It was great.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Two things. First of all, I like how they never
showed the guy's face who went to ask for marriage
advice from Grandma Nancy, because he's clearly in trouble. And
the second thing is we need a tray stand where
people go and ask Trey life questions.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
I don't think Trey wants to be bothered.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh I think he does. Do you see how big
his eyes just got. That wasn't fear. I think that
was excitement. I think he's kind of like.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I could, Yeah, I could do this.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I could really would be good advice, But I'm gonna
tell you some stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
May not be what you want to hear.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
But I don't know if it's gonna be as uh
as family friendly as Grandma Nancy stand, especially if the
sign says Treys stand.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yeah, that's ah, I'm watching that.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I was thinking, you know, if they did want to
open a stand that, uh, I could stock you know,
all entire north I mean I could from walks a
Hatchee to bottom and every town in between.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You're just the traveling barker after your I'll condy, I'll
come to your town and call everyone.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Or if you you want advice from a then a
you know, I'll roll my mom out you know wherever.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
That's a totally different stand brought to you by the
and those and those two stands could be side by side.
It's it's a it's sort of a chooser adventure as
far as what you're gonna get. You could, you know,
go to down toom M Kinney, talk to Grandma and
you get some sweet advice, maybe some good cookie recipes.
Or go to or go to Trey's mom's stand and
get totally different advice and lots and lots of judgment.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, yeah, if you want, uh, you know, rambling spike
filled uh idiocy. You know Trey's Moms stand. Uh, it's
just for you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I feel like you just described most of TikTok, so
I feel like we're onto something here. Rambling idiocy.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, she could give Bucy a run for her money
or his money, that's for sure.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Now that's a stand I would go to. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Really, I'm not really a big fan of this Grandma stand,
but if you had a Gary Busey stand, it would
be there.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I don't know if you could have one with Gary Busey,
because I feel like he would just run off and
then and now and now people are looking for him.
It's a thing. There's a Bucy alert and that scares
people when they see it on those signs on the highway.
You see alert watch out if seen, do not approach.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Traveling with Pumpkinhead.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Law enforcement. When they went he spotted. They have to
show up in the bite suits like they use with
the canines, and even then there's somebody he can go
right through.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I mean, I do think the Grandma's stand is a
cute idea.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
I just it is a very It was a very
white thing, like she's not like I can't come to
her with like first generation son of immigrant problems, Like
she won't understand that.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You don't know that she might be an immigrant.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
I don't know if you saw her.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Maybe she's from Iowa, raj. That look, Texas is a
whole other world when you come from anywhere else.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Yeah, that was just everybody like just looks like downtown
McKinney is like, oh, this is where all the white
people are.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It is. I've been there a few times.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
It is.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Although hearing you say that, I think there is an
opportunity though. It'd be a great opportunity to get multi cultural,
you know, advice or input. You could have an Indian
grandma or mom or dad.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
You don't you don't want that?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
It would just be shut up. I've seen war. Could
you had bitching? I was in the war and like
which one pick one? They were in that war? Yeah,
you don't want Indian grandma advice. It would just be
(30:00):
shut up and go back to go back to work.
Like that's all it would be.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Sometimes that's what some people need to hear.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Yeah, I think the girl with the purple hair and
the septum ring, like I don't I don't know what.
I don't know what advice she was asking from grandma,
but I hope it was like, you know, take that
out and you know, like that's not going to do.
She said something about her future, and I was like,
I'm pretty sure she was talking about the septum.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Ring and maybe a more natural hair color.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Uh, because you're expecting the grandma to have the blue hair.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
She doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
So I mean, don't get me wrong. That look is
great for you know, Starbucks local, but if you want
to be Starbucks corporate, you may have to yes, change
the look a little bit. I follow you. Yeah, Well,
here's something else to keep in mind. As the generation
before us tries to find things to do to stay busy,
some some of them got really famous when they were younger,
(31:04):
and because of that, they start writing books and they
start telling us things that we didn't want to know about,
like in the case of paul Anka, because in doing
show prep today, as I come across headlines, I have
to see paul Anka saw Sinatra's penis in the sauna.
The size rumors are true. Why is paul Anka telling
me about old blue eyes? Big eye. I don't. I don't,
(31:29):
can can we have some mystery?
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I don't need to know who's packing and who's not,
especially when in some cases they'll show you.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Well, good, good for old Frank.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, I'd never heard that about Frank, so you know
I had because there's a quote from one of his
exes that is pretty legendary.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I'll tell you what that is here in just second.
But Paul Anka, the singer songwriter, confirmed rumors about Frank
Sinatra's impressive member during a conversation with Page six, telling
the outlet it was huge, before adding I don't know
what that does for you. Well, if you had one,
you would know. Anca says he would hang out with
(32:15):
Frank good wording there and the rest of the rat
pack in Vegas regularly, and they'd all get in the
sauna together, during which he joked he had trouble with
eye contact.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Sinatra's ex wife, Ava Gardner hang on a second. Ava
Gardner allegedly once said Sinatra may have just been a
skinny one hundred and ten pounds, but she said ten
pounds of his weight. Is a quote which has lived
on for years, even if it may or may not
(32:50):
be true. And while you know Sinatra may be dead,
I've heard that quote, so that that lives for good measure.
Anka Paul Anka adds at Sinatra was not the only
large star he saw in real life. Again, Paul Anka
was an accomplish singer songwriter. He's writing a book before
he dies, and he can't get other guy's wieners out
(33:11):
of his mouth as far as the book is concerned.
Because here he also talks about Milton Burle's of course
kind of yeah, and he says, of course Milton Burle
was even bigger than Sinatra. Anchor Aca and Sinatra worked
together for years, but the former writing My Way, arguably
the latter's biggest hit. The new documentary titled Paul Anka
(33:34):
My Way comes out on HBO Max, And you never
know who's appendage he might dish on next. That is
not the tease you think it is.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Anybody worried about why paul Inca's in so many saunas.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
It's not that he's in so many saunas. He's just
in one really happening one, just all day, all night,
us pruned up like crazy. But he's gonna he's but
he's in there making notes about who's gonna be worth
putting in his book.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Someday also heard the same thing about.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Uh was it Larry from The Three Stooges, apparently packing
some heat.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Like in that one episode when he beat Curly with
it he slapped both Curly and and Mow at the
same time. I imagine that ended up on the cutting
room floor. But but it was a hell of the
day on sets.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Deleted scenes.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Now we know the true shimp's true identity.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Melley along with Trey
Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Coming off of a long Thanksgiving holiday.
For those of you that celebrated Thanksgiving, I hope you
enjoyed it. This tray is looking around thinking, wasn't it
(00:42):
over like a bunch of days ago. Yes, but there
is one more piece of very important Thanksgiving news we
have to share because on occasion we do some public
service good. Yesterday was the last day to eat your
Thanksgiving leftovers if you want to be safe. So while
(01:07):
we're a little late, still just wanted to give you
the heads up.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I think that is a conspiracy, like on the part
of Big Turkey or who's who's conspiring on when it's
not safe to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So there.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think food companies push a narrative that your food
goes bad and within a couple of days, and it doesn't.
Especially in this day and age, so many of the
things we use are so chuck full of preservatives they'll
last a lot longer.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I hate to be a bandwagoner, but in this case
I am. I don't know if it's a grand conspiracy,
but I certainly believe that we can eat food after
companies say we shouldn't. I am a strong believer in that,
and I've only paid the price a few times.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
The beautiful thing about it is generally the sniff test
will will root out any problems.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, trust your nose. It's it's there for
a reason. It's not there just to ruin your romantic life.
If it's if it's a bad snause. Although if it's
a bad snaz you know, if that's like really really big,
that may be what saves your life. You can you
know small bad food before anybody else. So you know,
pluses and minuses. But according to the us DA, Monday
(02:46):
it was the last day to safely consume certain Thanksgiving
items like turkey, stuffing, potatoes, sweet potatoes, green beans, gravy,
and pumpkin pie can all be stored in the fridge
for three to four days. Okay, so day four is Monday.
If you don't want to waste the food you have,
(03:08):
most leftovers can last a few months. In the freezer,
so you got to get those in there. There is
one Thanksgiving staple though, that will survive in the fridge
a little bit longer. Homemade cranberry sauce lasts a week
to ten days, but the canned stuff up to two
weeks in the fridge. Something that will make my wife
do a happy dance in the other room. Because I
(03:29):
am not making this up. I think I tell you
the guys of this every Thanksgiving. The canned cranberry sauce
is one of my wife's favorite Thanksgiving staples.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
So same with my mother. She loved that stuff. I
can't stand it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And it has to be the canned It's not the
jellied stuff that looks natural. No, no, she wants the
most unnatural looking product on the planet on her plate.
Everything else can look normal. Turkey can look like turkey,
Stuffing can look like stuffing. Cranberry sauce has to have
the can lines in it.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
M Yeah, my mother was the same way. I don't
know why.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I don't know where she picked that up from, but
I'm assuming it was like at the hospital and they
would have like, you know, like the potluck stuff that
people bring in. I'm sure sure, somebody brought in canned
uh granberry sauce, and my mother loved it.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
As we finished on Sunday night, as we finished, according
to the USDA, in a proper amount of time. As
we finished our Thanksgiving leftovers, Tara had a slice of
the cranberry sauce jelly of whatever it is. At that point,
the congealed cranberry thing sliced on the plate ready to go. Yep,
(04:47):
with the ridges. It's not just ruffles that have ridges,
it's also the cranberry sauce on our Thanksgiving plates. So yeah,
Monday was, allegedly, according to the federal government, if you
believe the when it comes to this sort of thing,
that was the last safe day to eat your leftovers.
So don't ever say we'd never do anything for you.
Here inside the treehouse, we gave you a heads up
(05:10):
while keeping in mind. I will eat food well beyond
I'm supposed to, because I agree with you, Trey, especially
especially with the injectable marinate I use on our turkey.
That thing will last. I think it's like a solid
ten days. No, if it could, I eat it well
(05:31):
before that ten day mark, I gobble it up. Pardon
the punch. But if I wanted to hold off, I
think it can make it to ten days before it
turns it'll last a week, but not the four day
nonsense that the USDA is telling us.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I don't know. I think they might know a little
bit better than us.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So I look at it this way. I think Trey's right.
I think it's a recommendation, right, but I think they
try to get ahead of it a little bit. And
so let's say the actuality is five to seven days
recommended sniff test, like Trey was saying. But they tell
us three to four just so we all don't end
up sick and none of us show up to work
(06:14):
because they need the bodies at work.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Okay, that's an interesting theory.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That's That's just the way I'm looking at it. So, Trey,
I'm right there with you.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I mean, anything I cook, it lasts at least a week,
So I don't know why Turkey would be different.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And like I said, mine's not gonna last that long anyway,
because I tear through it and need it all. So anyway,
there you have it. There's our Treehouse Public Service announcement
on the heels of Thanksgiving. Trey since you're not a
big Thanksgiving fan, did you hate everything?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
No, it was.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Actually a as pleasant as one could have a day
with my mother.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
In that case, I'm kind of happy for you.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I made a big change in how I do things,
and that is I cooked everything at my place and
then took it over there instead of cooking at her place,
which means she wasn't trapping me in the kitchen and
making my.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Claustrophobia go through the roof.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And then I was relaxed and not irritated and could
suffer through some of her you know barbs and you
know shitty comments and ultimately had a very nice day.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Jackie.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
My stepmom came in, we had lunch together, and then
I gtfo'.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That's not bad, that's pretty well done. Congratulations. I'm happy
for you. Seriously, Raj, anything of note for you. I
know you're not a Thanksgiving guy either, wasn't big in
your home growing up, so it's not a big thing
for you as an adult.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
No, it was.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
It was actually nice, just kind of. We had a
friend's giving. That's a bunch of a bunch of people.
The day after Thanksgiving, we all met up at our
friend's place and.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
It was really it was really nice.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Everybody brought something and we had the Cajun turkey and
uh somebody, who, in my opinion, won the whole game
is I don't know who it was. Nobody said anything,
but somebody bought two pans of cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, now you're talking.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I think I think you can like Sam's or Costco.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah you can't, or you can just go straight to
you know the place and buy him direct because you
already know they're good. There you have it where.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah, somebody did that and nobody nobody claimed it, but uh,
I said out loud.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I was like, whoever brought these one the day?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Maybe it was a Thanksgiving miracle.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Finding a Red Lobster open would be a Thanksgiving miracle.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
H I'll ask my mom. She knows where they all are,
every single one.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
There's one in uh Garland off six thirty five that
used to be Red Lobster and now it's a funeral home,
but it still looks like a Red Lobster.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well I know, or I've taken my mom for her
next birthday. Mom got good news, bad news.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Boys got a dream.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
To see if they could do it too.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
For one, you're.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
In the treehouse, visits online a treehouse on here dot com.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
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into the treehouse eight three three cook THEFW to get
your free home inspection scheduled and if you want. But
he'll also do that property review with you as well.
One thing he doesn't want to do is to have
any of his commercials here inside the treehouse slowed down
to where he sounds drunk.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
That it's very good to talk to you again in
the day.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
No, seriously, now, Dan, we will never show up to
your property drunk. I promise, and I don't want to
for people to think that we are so.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
But I would not do that to you, especially not,
you know, because I don't want anyone thinking that. So
you're safe from my antics. I am not safe. Tray's
not safe, rog Jery, no one else is safe. You're safe.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
You're good, good, good, because like I told you earlier,
when we were talking, the whole time I was listening
to the show, I was thinking of Doc Holiday and
Tombstone because it sounded to me like a Doc Holiday
program right there for a minute. And then you know,
rog I think would sound excellent slow down more consistently.
I just think that's the perfect way. He should even
(10:59):
do a get from now on in his comedy shows with.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Him slow down.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
I think that would be a fantastic because there's nothing
I don't know why, but an Indian slowed down sounding drunk.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It's fantastic. That could be good, especially if he especially
if he puts on the accent. That could be really fun.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Elly, I was hoping he was going to say something
that you would do. You need to get him talking Indian,
something recorded, you know, obviously, and then come back a
week and I want to hear what.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
It sounds like.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
All right, I'm making a note right now. So there
you got a little show review by Daniel Cook. He'll
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well eight three to three Cook DFW or the website
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Speaker 9 (11:42):
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Speaker 2 (11:50):
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the website cook dfw dot com. The world's oldest bus
(12:16):
driver is on the loose in which it'sa falls. It's
actually not a warning, but it is a world record.
Ninety five year old Texas man has been driving buses
for more than three decades, and he's just been recognized
as the world's oldest bus driver. According to a video
posted on the city government's Facebook page Wednesday, Raymond Hager
(12:41):
began driving buses thirty five years ago after he ran
out of things to do at the age of sixty.
I hope to God I'd never run out of things
to do at the age of sixty. I think I'll
fill my days with something. A trip with his wife,
who Hager said knew him better than he knows himself,
quickly changed that. He says, we were in Wichita Falls
(13:01):
one day, down on Kemp Street. There's a bus stop
and the light was red and we pulled up right
beside the bus. My wife said, that's what you need
to do, is drive a bus. You like to drive
and meet with people. He's been doing it ever since,
he said, he planned on retiring at ninety five, but
his boss, the wife, had other plans. She said, wait
a minute, who said anything about you retiring? So he's
(13:26):
been allowed to stay on as long as he was
able to drive at least once a week, and so
this week the Guinness Book of World Records recognized him
as the world's oldest active male bus driver. Wichita Falls.
Mayor Tim Short even proclaimed November eighteenth, Hagar's birthday as
(13:47):
Raymond Hagar Day in Wichita Falls. That poor man. I mean,
this sounds like a situation where missus Hagar really does
not want him at home.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Well, miss Hager probably knows if he fully retired, he'd
probably be dead.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Do you want me.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Well I mean Falls?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah, I mean in Dallas No.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
No, yeah, yeah, bus driver. What's the tap Falls at
the age ninety five? I think we're all okay with that. Dallas, No,
fort Worth absolutely not arlingkedn Nope. I don't want him
anywhere near the toll way because he'll be going the
wrong way in no time.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
So uh, I mean, granted, I don't know that it
could be much worse than some of the driving I
see out of some of the dark buses.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
But we're not talking about you, Big Stacy. You're still
our favorite dart bus driver. As far as I know,
he's never run anybody over. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
If I'm boarding the bus and I see a ninety
five year old bust, if I continue to board that bus,
I might just turn around and be like, I'll wait,
I'll walk it off.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Is there another one coming?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
There's the thing. I was less surprised at a ninety
five year old bus driver in Wichita Falls than I
was that Wichita Falls has mass transit just in general.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
It could be driving the school bus.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's a city bus. I mean, I don't as far
as far as I can tell, I think it's a
city bus. I don't think it's a school bus. There's
no mention of kids or school bus anything. It's just
you know, the city and yeah, it's just he's driving
that bus. Now, I didn't I didn't see any photos
of it. I didn't watch the full you know package
(15:48):
that Fox four aired, so I don't know how big
the bus is. For all I know, he's ninety five
and they just you know, drew something behind him. So
when he looks in the mirror, it looks like a
full bus. I don't know. I'm assuming it's a real
job in real people. But yeah, but good for him
being that active at the age of ninety five.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
No go home and and wait, wait for wait for
it to come. That's all you got to do, Just
wait for at ninety five, like you've won, you made it.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Let you go home.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
But if that really is his one joy left, like
he would rather drive the bus a couple of days
a week. Then he would watch Ryan Seacrest just menace
Wheel of Fortune, Then I get it.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Well, I mean you.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Really want to talk about when people really rapidly decline
is when they don't have anything to do and they
just sit at home. Ye mean that ages people faster
than just about anything.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, especially if you're used to a certain activity level.
And it's like, if you have a job and you
retire at say sixty five, you need to find something
to kind of keep you busy, because you're right, you're
just sitting decline and that's not good for anybody. I
was surprised my grandmother lasted as long as she did
because I mean, for like fifteen years she was on
a steady diet of bedroom Fox News and butter pecan
(17:17):
ice cream from you know, Blue Belt. The fact that
she hung on for fifteen years was pretty impressive.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
My mom.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That's pretty much my mom, and I believe it's just Spie.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
There's actually a Fox News two channel that she watches
and it's it's nothing but hate about Trey.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
But I'm just saying it.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Like when Betty White died, everybody was like, oh, it's
so sad, and I'm like, she outlived three husbands and
all her friends were dead, like at that point, like,
this guy's ninety five, he's got is his wife still alive?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
She is?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Eh, Okay, that's the only person he's got. Everybody else,
I promise you has died. Well, here's the thing, and
it's the same thing with a pet. Really quality of life.
I mean, do you still have some quality of life?
I mean Betty White still had quality of life.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I mean she was still going. Uh. I think that's
the key.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, And like you said, Trey, it's also about you know,
staying busy. Like this past weekend, you know, Tara and
I did a bunch of stuff around the house to
see what we could actually get done so we didn't
have to pay somebody else to do it, and I'm
still sore. I mean, granted, some of it was, you know,
fairly you know, involved in physical. Like we had to
(18:40):
dig up part of our chain link fence because it
had fallen down from like rain runoff, So having to
pull that up kind of before it falls into a
gut behind the house, and there's all sorts of overgrowth
on it, so trying to dig that out because it's
had growth over the top of the chain links, So
trying to dig that out and then pull it up,
that was fun. My low back is still kind of
(19:02):
angry at me for it and my shoulder. And then
we repaired our master bathroom door by smacking it a
few times because it's one of those barn door things,
so we kind of got it was dragging on the
ground on the wall, so we got that fixed. We
did that, got the kitchen faucet gets kind of loose
because it wasn't installed properly, so you got to get
(19:24):
up underneath and tighten the nut. Did that and that's
not easy. I got wide shoulders. Crawling in underneath the
sink is not easy with all.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
The hoses and things.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
And then oh, the dishwasher door. Do you know the
the door pulley system that keeps the door from you know,
slamming open. I now do, because ours was opening up
too quickly. So we had to get in there. I
had to unhook it, not unhook it, but I had
to unmount it from the you know, the bracket and
then slide it out a little bit and then get
(19:57):
in there and fix that. Did that, and then Tara
painted the hall ceiling. That was really good. I think
she's still story from that one. So this is what
happened to me on a Saturday, and I'm still feeling it.
I can't fathom, you know, ninety five and be like
I might do one of those.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
If I mean, if I if it was like a
private bus or whatever, and like this ninety five year
old came in, He's like, I'm ready to go to work.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
I'd be like, but just go home. Let's just get
in the recliner and it's coming soon. And when you
see the light start walking towards it, you're good. You
know what.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I think that's probably what Tera will do to me,
is she's going to hone in one of these days.
On the fact that I used to think I was cold,
trickled in Days of Thunder in my refrigerator box as
a kid. So I think eventually she's just gonna put
me back into refrigerator box and tell me to go
to work, like okay. So if you guys ever come
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over and you see me in the driving around in
refrigerator box, just.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Go with it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I thought you were gonna say that, you know, when
you see the light, she's gonna help you with a hammer.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Well there's also that very strong possibility. But I'll be
in the box and she'll just be behind me as
an angry passenger.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
You're getting a triose.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
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Plus today. I'm gonna stick with the old person theme
on today's show by sharing this question for you kind
of a little game. All right, here we go, Trey Raj.
What is a grandma stand? What is a grandma stand?
(22:58):
Is it a a place to leave grandma? You pick
her up like a car when you're ready. Is it
be a place to talk to and listen to a grandma?
Or is it see a device that will keep your
grandma up right while you do other things? See see
(23:18):
a device that will keep your grandma up right while
you do other things? No, that is incorrect, Trey, would
you like a fifty to fifty guest?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I'll go be.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
A place to talk to and listen to a grandma
that would be correct. And it's happening in downtown McKinney.
Oh wait, hang, I gotta share this with you first,
hang on you and bam, here we.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Go in a place that will sell you everything. One
grandma is buying on your time.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
We're talking and listening.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Okay, your grandma stand that will have you sit, give
each other space and share. That was great and learn
just getting it out. There are a few is Grandma, Nancy.
The way you handle this is really going to affect
your future. Ask her anything.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I love this. It's downtown McKinney, which if you guys
have ever been to downtown McKinnon, It's a cute little square.
It's you know, it's Americana type of deal. And there
she is, and you know, a homemade little stand with
it says Grandma on it Grandma and Nancy is next
to her little name plate, and she's just talking to
the kids with their nose rings and purple hair as
they sit and talk to her and ask her questions
(24:28):
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Okay, I'm officially.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Old, seventy years old and loving. I want to.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Seize the moment and have an impact.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Two boys, then three girls, five children. Don't forget eleven
grandchildren and one great grandchild. All the privileges and none
of the responsibilities. Downtown McKinnie wanted to build community. I
thought this stand that started in New York City would
do well here to ask for a marriage advice. Oh,
three grandma's do this on a rotation. This is a
(24:57):
first in Texas. I really care myself, and the conversations
are as revealing the take long term as they are
rewarding that our world moves so fast. We never seem
to have enough time. I know, so why not share
with someone.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Who I love?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
This? You're welcome. It was great.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Two things. First of all, I like how they never
showed the guy's face who went to ask for marriage
advice from Grandma Nancy, because he's clearly in trouble. And
the second thing is we need a tray stand where
people go and ask Trey life questions.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
I don't think Trey wants to be bothered.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh I think he does. Do you see how big
his eyes just got. That wasn't fear. I think that
was excitement. I think he's kind of like.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I could, Yeah, I could do this.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I could really would be good advice, But I'm gonna
tell you some stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
May not be what you want to hear.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
But I don't know if it's gonna be as uh
as family friendly as Grandma Nancy stand, especially if the
sign says Treys stand.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yeah, that's ah, I'm watching that.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I was thinking, you know, if they did want to
open a stand that, uh, I could stock you know,
all entire north I mean I could from walks a
Hatchee to bottom and every town in between.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You're just the traveling barker after your I'll condy, I'll
come to your town and call everyone.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Or if you you want advice from a then a
you know, I'll roll my mom out you know wherever.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
That's a totally different stand brought to you by the
and those and those two stands could be side by side.
It's it's a it's sort of a chooser adventure as
far as what you're gonna get. You could, you know,
go to down toom M Kinney, talk to Grandma and
you get some sweet advice, maybe some good cookie recipes.
Or go to or go to Trey's mom's stand and
get totally different advice and lots and lots of judgment.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, yeah, if you want, uh, you know, rambling spike
filled uh idiocy. You know Trey's Moms stand. Uh, it's
just for you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I feel like you just described most of TikTok, so
I feel like we're onto something here. Rambling idiocy.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, she could give Bucy a run for her money
or his money, that's for sure.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Now that's a stand I would go to. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Really, I'm not really a big fan of this Grandma stand,
but if you had a Gary Busey stand, it would
be there.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I don't know if you could have one with Gary Busey,
because I feel like he would just run off and
then and now and now people are looking for him.
It's a thing. There's a Bucy alert and that scares
people when they see it on those signs on the highway.
You see alert watch out if seen, do not approach.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Traveling with Pumpkinhead.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Law enforcement. When they went he spotted. They have to
show up in the bite suits like they use with
the canines, and even then there's somebody he can go
right through.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I mean, I do think the Grandma's stand is a
cute idea.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
I just it is a very It was a very
white thing, like she's not like I can't come to
her with like first generation son of immigrant problems, Like
she won't understand that.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You don't know that she might be an immigrant.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
I don't know if you saw her.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Maybe she's from Iowa, raj. That look, Texas is a
whole other world when you come from anywhere else.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Yeah, that was just everybody like just looks like downtown
McKinney is like, oh, this is where all the white
people are.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It is. I've been there a few times.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
It is.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Although hearing you say that, I think there is an
opportunity though. It'd be a great opportunity to get multi cultural,
you know, advice or input. You could have an Indian
grandma or mom or dad.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
You don't you don't want that?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
It would just be shut up. I've seen war. Could
you had bitching? I was in the war and like
which one pick one? They were in that war? Yeah,
you don't want Indian grandma advice. It would just be
(30:00):
shut up and go back to go back to work.
Like that's all it would be.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Sometimes that's what some people need to hear.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Yeah, I think the girl with the purple hair and
the septum ring, like I don't I don't know what.
I don't know what advice she was asking from grandma,
but I hope it was like, you know, take that
out and you know, like that's not going to do.
She said something about her future, and I was like,
I'm pretty sure she was talking about the septum.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Ring and maybe a more natural hair color.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Uh, because you're expecting the grandma to have the blue hair.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
She doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
So I mean, don't get me wrong. That look is
great for you know, Starbucks local, but if you want
to be Starbucks corporate, you may have to yes, change
the look a little bit. I follow you. Yeah, Well,
here's something else to keep in mind. As the generation
before us tries to find things to do to stay busy,
some some of them got really famous when they were younger,
(31:04):
and because of that, they start writing books and they
start telling us things that we didn't want to know about,
like in the case of paul Anka, because in doing
show prep today, as I come across headlines, I have
to see paul Anka saw Sinatra's penis in the sauna.
The size rumors are true. Why is paul Anka telling
me about old blue eyes? Big eye. I don't. I don't,
(31:29):
can can we have some mystery?
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I don't need to know who's packing and who's not,
especially when in some cases they'll show you.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Well, good, good for old Frank.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, I'd never heard that about Frank, so you know
I had because there's a quote from one of his
exes that is pretty legendary.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I'll tell you what that is here in just second.
But Paul Anka, the singer songwriter, confirmed rumors about Frank
Sinatra's impressive member during a conversation with Page six, telling
the outlet it was huge, before adding I don't know
what that does for you. Well, if you had one,
you would know. Anca says he would hang out with
(32:15):
Frank good wording there and the rest of the rat
pack in Vegas regularly, and they'd all get in the
sauna together, during which he joked he had trouble with
eye contact.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Sinatra's ex wife, Ava Gardner hang on a second. Ava
Gardner allegedly once said Sinatra may have just been a
skinny one hundred and ten pounds, but she said ten
pounds of his weight. Is a quote which has lived
on for years, even if it may or may not
(32:50):
be true. And while you know Sinatra may be dead,
I've heard that quote, so that that lives for good measure.
Anka Paul Anka adds at Sinatra was not the only
large star he saw in real life. Again, Paul Anka
was an accomplish singer songwriter. He's writing a book before
he dies, and he can't get other guy's wieners out
(33:11):
of his mouth as far as the book is concerned.
Because here he also talks about Milton Burle's of course
kind of yeah, and he says, of course Milton Burle
was even bigger than Sinatra. Anchor Aca and Sinatra worked
together for years, but the former writing My Way, arguably
the latter's biggest hit. The new documentary titled Paul Anka
(33:34):
My Way comes out on HBO Max, And you never
know who's appendage he might dish on next. That is
not the tease you think it is.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Anybody worried about why paul Inca's in so many saunas.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
It's not that he's in so many saunas. He's just
in one really happening one, just all day, all night,
us pruned up like crazy. But he's gonna he's but
he's in there making notes about who's gonna be worth
putting in his book.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Someday also heard the same thing about.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Uh was it Larry from The Three Stooges, apparently packing
some heat.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Like in that one episode when he beat Curly with
it he slapped both Curly and and Mow at the
same time. I imagine that ended up on the cutting
room floor. But but it was a hell of the
day on sets.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Deleted scenes.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Now we know the true shimp's true identity.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
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