The Hard Hits Review | NFL Divisional Weekend - Bring The Pain

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get out the insurance cards, get out the copays. The
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go it Doc. So let's get to it. What's up?

(00:26):
Everybody is heat overriding. I'm ready to bring the Parron
for you and doctor Rhoda this week. Oh yeah, man,
I'm ready. It's crazy Tuesday here in Erie, Pa. It's
cold as heck. Heck, one of my cars didn't even start.
I had to wait. We had an appointment. I just
took the day off to side that podcast early during
the day just to get this information out. Of course,

(00:47):
we're ready for another Hard Hits review. Whoa yeah, man,
what a crazy weekend of NFL. On top of all
that wildness, I had an emergency podcast go yesterday because man,
I just had a lot to say about what a
catch is. The is in the NFL, and this is
the easiest way to explain it. Half glass half empty,

(01:12):
half full, half empty, That's all it is. That's the
easiest way to explain the NFL and the officiating for
any catch in the world. I swear if you just
look at it that way. Now, we can't get mad anymore, right, people,
can we? We can't get mad? I mean, this guy's
just gonna look at it. This ref is gonna look
at that catch as half empty. This ref's gonna look

(01:34):
at that cactus half full. So therefore it's a catch
or it's not. Regardless, it's crap and we all know it.
But the NFL is gonna be able to just keep
pushing it along. But unfortunately, like I said yesterday, it
was kind of funny that I came back and bit
him within twenty four hours of that last play against Buffalo,

(01:55):
which was I still think it was a catch. I'm
on the des des caught the ball, right, you know
the pail Mary, I you know you could you could
argue that was an interception. Of course it didn't go
that way. So that being said, that is the difference
between what a cash and what isn't a catch is

(02:16):
in the NFL. So if we just look at it
as it's half empty, half fool, we're good, right. I'm
just trying to help people out here. We are the
doctor's office, right and we have the right prescription for
all of your fantasy needs. Except we don't really see
the officials here, so we cannot say that we do
not check their eyes. That is not doctor Roto approved,

(02:40):
jan Yeah, we just go to throw some shade at
the NFL on that one. But I got all my
anger out yesterday. I wasn't really angry because again, if
that would have been a catch for the Rams and
they would have missed that off side for the Rams,
well then I might not be talking about the Rams
versus c Hawks. But that's what we're here to talk

(03:01):
about today. Went three and one on the show last
week with Dan, and because the Fight Club of Pain
is back this week, I did not want to give
out my best ball projections on the Fight Club of Pain.
I wanted the Fight Club of Pay to be totally
dedicated to UFC three twenty four, which is what the
Pot of Thunder or Pot of which is what the

(03:24):
Fight Club of Pain is all about. By the way,
Pot of Thunder is an amazing, amazing podcast as well.
Love those guys. What up, Devin, How you doing today?
You ready for it? You're ready for some more NFL football?
Or are you here? Because the UFC is finally back,
and when we do one of these hard hits next week,
then we do that. Although I will say the hard

(03:46):
hits may come a little early because I'm actually going
to be interviewing Ninja Posse, one of the subscribers at
Doctor Roto Also, what are the winners of the first
leg at the Doctor Rodo's Chopped League? So he won that.
I am totally excited about that as well too. But man,
we're here to talk to some NFL, right, So we

(04:07):
got the Bills. The Bills lose to the Broncos. Of course,
we all know Boenicks is down out for the season.
Jarrett Stidham is coming in to get his acts waxed
by the New England Patriots to fulfill the NFL's prophecy
of making everybody happy again by smearing the New England
Patriots in all of our faces. Thank you to the
injury to bo Nicks for not being able to prevent that,

(04:30):
and thank you for Sean mcdermery for being fired because
Josh Allen and now cannot prevent that. Sean, you would
not have been the guy to actually prevent that. What
on miya? So we're here to do that. Also, I
will have bets the macho pick of the week will
be on this show as well too, So you're gonna
get your bets for the macho pick of the week.

(04:50):
You're gonna get the price Graves. You're gonna get why
I like him, not why I like him, just why
I like him as an expert, not as a fan.
So there's a hint. Anyway, So the Bills lose, and
then we go on and we see what happens in
the Patriots game, and exactly what we said should happen happened. CJ.
Stroud just vomited all over the field. Vomited. That wasn't snow.

(05:15):
He's actually an elf of Jack Frost and he that
was all vomit from CJ. Stroud. That is what we
saw in that game, and it was It was sickening
because honestly, we're sitting here trying to maybe make a
few bucks off of this, but we all knew the
Patriots are going to win that game. That did happen.
Now let's move along. San Francisco got there ass waxed

(05:42):
by the Seahawks opening kickoff gone, just straight bad play
right from the goat gone intercept, the party gone. Well,
now that happened actually a lot, and you know that's
the thing with Purdy at this point, you need to
make that decision. Do you really want to keep Purdy
that you invested all that money in and Mac Jones

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or do you maybe play mac Jones because Mac Jones
wasn't careless like that. Although you know again I wrote
up Purty at the beginning of the year he got hurt.
He would have hit his numbers. He did well. But
the problem is is when it comes to that position,
you can't be a Jameis Winston. Yes, you have heard
that name. Leave my name my mouth twice one day.

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That's a good thing for vat, Miss Jamis right. So
that leads to the Rams game. Of course, beside the controversy.
We had a great game in Chicago. A lot of
people came in my live streams last week and we're
taunting us. Bear fans were taunting us saying that staff
or could not play in the cold weather. He looked
great to me, and exactly what I said happened happened

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because again I know my team. I literally should be
on the staff of the La Rams because I know
them in and out, and I know doctor Rodo would
back that up. Yeah right, get it. The Rams ate
them up on the inside and was able to break
tackles again that Puka Nu Kua run at the end,

(07:12):
the breaking of the tackles, the sheer power, the want
to get those first downs. That first down is why
is why the Rams won. And so therefore we were
three and one. But you know, there wasn't so much
DFS sized train wreck with like half my teams were hurt.

(07:33):
We're not somebody hurt. You all know. I practically had
seventy five percent Charbonning, twenty five percent Walker. The Walker
lineup scored good thing right, had a lot of Pooka
and Gasen and that kind of worked out. Also was
able to hit on my quarterbacks. Alan was able to
get Alan in you Stafford, and that's where I practically

(07:55):
stayed at. And I also used Darnold. That wasn't really
a good play though. That wasn't really a good play
because that game, again was just dominated on all aspects
and so therefore you on special teams defense he didn't
have to do that much and just Kenneth Walker was
running crazy, so that gotta do it. That's what killed
me about Sharvion A. He literally rips what a twelve
to fifteen yard twenty yard run right from the go

(08:16):
gets hurt. I'm like, no, that is just what is crazy.
But anyway, besides that, going on, man, this is we're
gonna get to the best ball Rakings. But now three
and one, we're moving on. We have the Patriots against
the Broncos, and don't think that Broncos defense isn't trying

(08:37):
to go win that game. They will try to win
that game. That's still a strong Broncos defense that Drake
May is gonna have to put up with. At least
He's all, what, you gotta go up to the high
altitudes because that's gonna where that's where Stidham is gonna
have that advantage. If they're able to control that game

(08:58):
and keep it close, and if for some reason they
can get JK Dobbings back that's in the news right now,
that might provide just enough leadership and that provide that
tandem so that Harvey can now go back to that
two role and JK can come in. Well Harvey should
be the one anyway, but JK can leave him and

(09:20):
also JK out of the backfield in the pass catching
part of the game. That is going to work and
that's gonna be what helps beat the Patriots. Look, the
Texans moved the ball kind of on them, but again
there was a Woody Marx touchdown that we all forgot
about that got it raised. That's the kind of bad

(09:41):
stuff that was happening on top of just them being
bad in CJ. Straudeberg when that the Broncos are cooked. Yes, yes,
the Broncos are cooked. I'm not going to talk them up.
New England and Rams will be in the super Bowl,
but we have to be worried about that Patriot team because,
like I said, if the NFL gets their way, they're
gonna be plastering that logo, the face and the little

(10:04):
tail that's gonna be plastered everywhere. Everybody's gonna be patriotic.
That is exactly what the NFL wants. So for me,
I want to stop it. I want the Rams or
the Seahawks to stop it. And that's what we're gonna
go for. But yeah, you know, and sometimes Buck Nasty,

(10:25):
I gotta say, weird things happen in the NFL. So
if May goes up there and has one of those
games and the Broncos defense gets a touchdown and they
just play that ball control offense, his game is gonna
bleed out quickly. We could be looking, but I'm not.
I have no trust in the Broncos right now with
Cinnamic quarterback. I know there's a there's one other expert

(10:48):
on the X that is literally shouting from the mountaintops
and calling that man Jesus right now. So I don't
things can happen, but for me, I'm not gonna really
take it. However, what I will say is we could
get to the best ball rankings for this week. I
also will I've already given out I picked since the
Bills in the Rams Super Bowl isn't going to happen.

(11:11):
I've said it's gonna be New England in the Rams.
So you have my pick of the New England Patriots
in the Rams. We'll have a bet for you on
that as well too. My best ball rankings. This is easy.
A lot of people have run in hid under rocks
because they're scared to do a two games slate. I'm
not scared to do a two games slate at all. Ceazy.
There's four quarterbacks right Stafford, May, Darnold, and Stidham on DK.

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You could actually make some fabulous lineups on DK. So
it's gonna be a free for all pretty much on DK.
Thanks to DraftKings. You did your job on that one.
By the way. Also, we'll have a little more for
DraftKings on that in a bit. Running Backs, Kyrin Williams
the most expensive running back the Rams. I've thought Blake

(11:56):
rr would be used a lot more. They said, nope,
it's playoff times. This is why we kept Kyron Williams safe.
This is why we kept Kyron Williams fresh. Although Kyron
Williams was the Macho pick of the week last week
and scored both those touchdowns and was called on the show,

(12:17):
I don't know what more to say, but that was
a great thing. He is my number one running back
walker Harvey Stevenson. I do not like Stevenson against the Broncos,
and I don't like Henderson even more because they don't
seem to really want to put Henderson out there anymore
other than like running downs or just bad situation downs

(12:40):
where he's just running, and that's really not good when
you have to run on the Broncos defense. However, James
Cook did show last week that the Broncos defense could
be run on him, and Josh Allen did put it
to click. But that is again comes back to the
greatness of Josh Allen. We don't have that now, we

(13:01):
don't have that. So for me, I feel that New
Orleand' is gonna have to use Hunter Henry, who they
did not use in last game. They're gonna have to
use a lot of Hunter Henry, and they're gonna have
to hope that Kishan Bud gets a deep ball that
was called on by my co host Dan that he
would score a long touchdown, And we gave you that

(13:23):
bet and prop last week on Thursday on that show.
So that being said, look I thought he was crazy,
but I had Bud one lineup, one lineup, and luckily
that lineup had Walker too. It's funny how those things
kind of worked out. Broncos Hawks, I'm down for it. Honestly. Yesterday,

(13:43):
if you had watched that podcast, I already said that.
I feel that the New England Patriots are, as I
said earlier, gonna be that face. But the best team
in the NFL all around is the Seattle Seahawks. Even
with bow knicks on the Broncos healthy, I felt that
they were the best team of these final four. That's

(14:06):
my trust, and that's coming from a Rams fan. I
don't want to say that, but I know it that
defense is good. There's a reason why Nick, we'll get
to that. There's a bet on the guy. We'll get
to that, right because I just got I can't just
give everything away at once. He said, Ben Denucci will
end up playing. That could happen, Man, that could happen.

(14:26):
I mean, it's just a bad time of the year
to really you. They couldn't pull a Philip Rivers out right.
They couldn't do that, So they really have to go
back into this and that's sad, but it's the NFL.
Injuries happen. You have to play on. You have to
make sure the team is right. So I like the
Broncos Hawks. That's got some definite money to it. Hawks

(14:48):
are supposed to be the favorite. But I'm gonna go
with that. Stevenson back to that. I just do not
like the Patriots backfield. But what I do like is
that Stevenson and is active in the passing game. Therefore,
with him being in the active passing game, that is
why he is up there. I'm not really looking at
anybody else running backs. This is playoff football. This is

(15:10):
what you're gonna need. But if JK. Dobbins does come back,
you're gonna have, I will move now. I'll keep it
right there, Harvey and JK because he's still gonna be rusty.
Wide receivers. Poop is number one, you know it. I'm
a Rams fan, JSI number two, Adams number three. I'm
gonna throw this was tough. There's a lot of good receivers, digs, etc.
Boot it what I just mentioned, Pop Douglas, you want

(15:33):
to go crazy, Pop Douglas, I got someting there. I
think something's gonna be low owned. I don't think anybody's
gonna do it. But if you can get those four
catches for forty eight yards and maybe the Bronco's only touchdown,
well then there's not gonna be a lot of people
on him. And that'll give you that five Cooper cup.
This should not surprise you. Last week he was a huge, huge,

(15:54):
huge recommendation on the Ultra Contrairie and show. And at
the same time that price, the price on him is insane.
Thirty eight hundred on DraftKings Vanduel was a little smart.
They put the fifty eight hundred tag on it. What's
funny is I already have the Ultra Contrarian show written up.
I could give that, but I'm not gonna do that.
You'll have to get that information on Saturday when we

(16:17):
have more news out like JK Dobbins if he's playing
right And mind you, I'm live right now, so I'm
not watching news. So if it just gets announced right
now and I'm behind. But that being said, let's get
the tight ends. I don't care. After Barner and Henry
completely shit the bed last week, I don't like him.

(16:39):
I don't like him. And here's the problem with that.
Barner and Henry are in a system that sometimes the
tight end just does not get used. And if you
watch enough of those games enough, you'll see that they
just don't like when you get a zero from a
guy that's in a game that's enough. Well, you know,
Barner was in a blowout, so there was really no
reason to use him. But then again, that's kind of

(17:01):
why it was where it is. I'm going Parkinson number one,
Higbee number two, Ingroom number three. I feel that the
tight end is going to be the best play for
Denver in the passing game, other than maybe if JK
comes back in the underneath game. I'm thinking the underneath
and that's what might open up at someton touchdown. I'm
talking about over top, but at the same time I

(17:21):
like Hunter, Henry four, Barnard five. The Rams have notoriously
been bad at the tight end. We've gotten a lot better,
but a lot of that is because of our defensive
line play. Darnold has not looked good, has not looked good,
and San Francisco did give it to him the defense
that is in that game. The problem is that he

(17:44):
still has his oblique injury. You don't know how much
that's affecting him. JSN isn't coming in it. Didn't have
a really good game last game. Of course, not needed,
we get that, but this was kind of the EMO
against the Rams last time, except the Rams and the
Seahawks kind of just had a really good shootout. If
you go back to the first game, both Stafford and

(18:05):
and Donald did not do well. Stafford was around thirteen
points dk and and Donald was around eight points. Of course,
last game, Stafford being around thirty three FanDuel DraftKings whatever
you want to do, Donald being around twenty. So Stafford
went nuclear. Stafford already knows how to beat this team.
Stafford also shot himself in the multiple times in these games,

(18:27):
so therefore, against that defense. He's seen that defense, so
that's gonna be This is gonna be a chess match
between the Rams and the Seahawks. And that is why
Cooper Cup is gonna be big. Because Cooper Cup's five targets,
five receptions last week was big in the DFS slate.
That's gonna be big once again, especially on DK for
thirty eight hundred, and that is what frees up a

(18:50):
lot of money. Like I can tell you right now,
if you've if you've been to the DK site, you
already know you can get all the big players in.
You already know that, and all you need is Cooper
Cup bang. That's how we do it. So of course
New England's my pick Rams or my pick Rams will
win the Super Bowl. I'll be back next week to
do the review show and you also give the official

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Rams and then of course you have to stay tuned.
Doctor Rodo came on last year, but Johnny Danger and
me two years ago started the Super Bet, the Super
Super Bowl Bet Parlay Show. We had tons of bet
it's we've changed it twice, so it's gonna be the
Super Bowl Betting Show. And if we can get Doctor
Rode back on, we covered a ton of bets last

(19:34):
night or last year, A ton of those bets hit.
Of course, last year we were able, two years ago
we were able to hit the quarter a non quarterback
throwing a touchdown. Because we're willing to put our chest
out there and say it people. But with Doc being
hopefully being able to join us or maybe the other
experts at Doctor Rodo, we'll be doing that. But I
will definitely have a ton of bets. You're looking at

(19:56):
probably thirty forty bets being mentioned after calling the sports books.
That's right there. I know a lot of people do
that for you, but we're gonna do that, and we're
gonna give that to you on a show. Who's gonna
do that for you on a show? Chirp? Yeah, because
they all left, they're all done, they're all taking their
off season, right, and I got a good reason to

(20:16):
not be doing any of this. I have a big
UFC three twenty four coming up for the Fight Club
of Pain. I've already done a lot of my research
for that and I'm going to do more. I'm just
watching fights. Last year was a spectacular year for the
Fight Club of Pain for Dan and I. The UFC Sheriffs.
We are declared the UFC Sheriffs. And there's a reason

(20:37):
for that because we find finishes and it always happens.
And that was that was the hard work and dedication
that we gave to the show into all of you
last year. You definitely got to come back and check
us out Thursday Live, seven pm. It is going to
be a riot. I mean, even our boy ken Vic

(20:58):
might show up. Kenneth Kenneth Myron Vic. Do you know
who Kenneth Vick is? He's a loose cannon. All right,
let's get to it, all right, here's some future bets
right here, Stafford MVP. Everybody already knows negative four to fifty.
You know what I like, Jy Sen is a negative

(21:19):
twelve fifty right now to win the Offensive Player of
the Year, why not just give it to the receiver?
Why not just give it to Puka Nakua plus seven hundred.
I love that. You know who's gonna win Rookie of
the Year. It's gonna be It's gonna be Carson. It's
gonna be a guy guy right there, linebacker for the
Cleveland Browns, Carson slashinger, right, which was good. I picked

(21:42):
Jalen Walker, but his boy Jane Pierce is second in
the voting as of right now on the slate. Here's
the funny thing. Pierce Walker in the next guy, nicka
Mana Wori. We're all on that show I talked about
earlier on the pre draft show for Doctor Rodo. So

(22:05):
we literally had a chance again. And this will be
the first year I got it wrong for Rookie of
the Year defensive Rookie of the Year. I picked Jaala Walker.
It's the way it goes sometimes. But Nick Coman and
Worri plus thirty five hundred. He didn't play enough of
the season. But hey, if anybody says that Nick Coman

(22:25):
of worry came in and when he was in there
he was more dominant than Corey Schwischinger, then then you
get that plus thirty five hundred. But of course we're
going to take that. Cory Swichter Rams over the Patriots
right now is a plus three ninety. That's good money.
You don't have to pick the super Bowl. Pick your
super Bowl winner. The Rams are down to a plus

(22:47):
two ten right now, Seattle being the favorite. Also, I
have a plus nineteen hundred on the Rams. They're trying
to buy that back. That's I'll come it back, you know,
that's what we do. That bet was also available at
Doctor Roto preseason. McCaffrey looks like he's gonna be the
walkaway runner for Comeback Player of the Year. He's a
negative four thousand. Again, that was a plus three point

(23:10):
fifty on my show in preseason. I say these things
for a reason because it's proving to all of you
that there is content, and it is free and that
and then when you win money off of that content,
you buy the subscription, you come aboard and you win
money all year long at Doctor Roto, not just during

(23:30):
football season, because UFC is now part of that product,
and UFC is the next thing that should be on
your airwaves. Not to dig at you, sirius XM Fantasy,
I've said it long enough. You literally have taped and
recorded shows when you have experts that no experts like

(23:51):
me or other UFC artists, plus having a fight channel,
and you don't put out that content on your serious
XM Fantasy show channel. You say football is the mecca. Well,
now that football is going away, you're gonna sit there
on your marbles and you're gonna date. We're gonna run
recorded shows about baseball. Okay, we're gonna talk a little

(24:14):
bit about basketball. Don't even get me started with basketball,
because that place, that game time decision have to be
at your phone a minute before. It shouldn't be like that.
It shouldn't be like that. I totally disregard it. Again.
I got screwed over again last night by another injury.
But I don't even want to talk about it. But

(24:34):
that's why I'm not the basketball expert. I did pull
a little cash, but I was in first place, first
place for hundreds of dollars for that injury goes down, man,
and I just don't want to hear that. Hey, we'll
all been there and done that, but it just happens
at basketball. Dudes are soft anymore. Your load management, I
will say, killed basketball and will eventually kill basketball, what

(24:57):
will eventually kill the NBA. And I know that a
lot of you you don't want to hear this, but
guess what you're gonna hear it because I'm the pain burger,
will be the WNBA funding them, and then of course
load management. Load management is a load of shit, That's
what I say. That's how you bring the pain ooh yeah,

(25:17):
all right, let's get to it. Let's get to the
macho pick of the week. Oh yeah, hea't override. You
got the sauce and you cooking, but the macho cookers
can even more than you. Kyron Williams went to the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the macho pick of the week. Part of me to
say this, Kenneth Walker. All year long, we just want

(25:39):
to see Charbonay back there with all the touches, or
just Walker back there with all the touches. And finally
we get one of those guys back there with all
the touches, Kenth Walker, and he explodes his sixty two
hundred on DraftKings eight thousand on Fando. Clearly must start

(25:59):
all across the board every time. This doesn't go back
to his last game against the Rams. Mind you, he
had some very big gains in that run. That run
is where he got most of his rushing yards. Right, Okay,
that being said, Kenneth Walker always has been a thorn
in the Rams side. And how much it hates me

(26:20):
to say that he is the mancho pick of the
week because he's always consistent against the Rams, and of
all the running backs on this slate, he has the
best pathway to the best dominance. Kyrian Williams will still
at one point, even though he had twenty three Russia's
last game, We'll still have to heed some of those
receptions to the wide receivers, which we'll get to in

(26:43):
the tight end game. Now that being said, that is
what gives me that. Also, the books are out and
they kind of know that Walker is going to be
getting the ball a lot. So right now his his
bottom line on FANDLE for rushing and receiving is negative
one eleven or negative one to fifteen. That's just not

(27:04):
gonna do it for me. Although he did get that
his last game against the Rams, his previous game Week one,
it was more rushing. Shaberne had been getting the work
out of the backfield. So therefore I think he's gonna
get a third reception. Three receptions on FANDLE is a
negative one to fifty eight. The touchdown parlay at this
moment Tuesday at one twenty two pm, unless it changed

(27:27):
when I went live, is a negative one to seventy
parlay together that is a plus one forty nine. Keth
Walker should easily be able to get a touchdown because
he hasn't got Charbonne there, but Seahawks. I swear, if
you put Bobo in that backfield and you give him
a run and he gets that touchdown, I'm gonna put

(27:49):
you in the John news Smith column. Like literally, you're
just gonna be right there next to Lineman catching touchdowns.
We don't need that in fantasy, right that's it. Also,
if you want another bet, New England versus Rams as
a matchup is plus two hundred right now, that's a
great bet to also take as well. New England definitely

(28:10):
has a clear path. It's gonna be a war in
the West in the NFC Championship, and that's crazy. But
I do want to talk about this right now. Higbee's
gonna get his two maybe three targets. But Stafford loves
Terrence Ferguson. Stafford loves him. Even though Terrence Ferguson practically

(28:31):
dropped a touchdown and was he had a lot of things.
He had five targets last game, he had one catch,
and Ferguson is always that guy that comes up like
Davis Allen with that touchdown. But the fact that he
actually targeted Ferguson more than Higbee. Of course, that's the
defense there's gonna be The key to the Rams being

(28:53):
able to beat Seattle is because it's gonna be players
like Terrence Ferguson that need to step up, that can't
go one for five, that will need to go three
for five in this game to help the Los Angeles
Rams make it to the Promised Land again. Have a
great day, everybody, and always remember to break the pine. Ooo. Yeah,

(29:25):
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