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May 12, 2026 40 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster‘s pursuit of happiness features Journalist, Tony Ortiz, and gun rights activist @SteveLovesAmmo. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
If you guys like the rock band Oasis, and maybe
some of you do, I bet a lot of you don't.
There's a new Oasis documentary and it's coming to theaters soon.
It depicts Oasis as you've never seen them before together. Yeah,
imagine that's very different than what we're used to seeing. Hey, everybody,
my name's Kenny Webster. Thanks so much for joining us
this afternoon here on KPRC Radio. Quick reminder This Thursday,

(00:45):
Thursday night, I'm gonna be at the Houston Improv. Come
hang out with me, Dustin Simms, seriously, Melissa and Jesse
Peyton as we do stand up comedy about couples and
love and sex and divorce and marriage. It's gonna be
a lot of fun. It's called couples therapy. You don't
have to be part of a couple to go. Single
people are welcome, obviously, Single people are welcome. Who's here
this afternoon? Tony Ortiz is here from current Revolt dot com.

(01:06):
There's a new report on his website today detailing how
people with H one B visas are getting special mortgages
but you and I can't take advantage of. We'll give
you all the details on that. So stick around and
at Steve love Zamo is going to be here, the
local gun rights activist. We're gonna be taking a look
at all things Trump, derangement syndrome, and a lot more.

(01:27):
It's gonna get weird and wild. But first lights, camera
inappropriate action. Is this a spoiled, pampered, narcissistic Hollywood bratt
or what they say Hollywood is a place where dreams
come true? I mean what they often forget to mention

(01:49):
is that for a lot of child stars, those dreams
come with a complementary shoulder massage from a guy they
call the creator. Oh you get a three hundred thousand
dollars vibe to pretend it never happened. A lot of
underage drinking with old men. It's not so much about
follow your bliss, but more about follow my hand. Take
the story of Jeanette McCurdy. Jeanette mccurty was a child star.

(02:12):
She was the little redheaded spitfire on a show called
I Carly and Sam and Kat. This is kind of
after my time. I never watched these shows, but apparently
they were very popular. On the show, she was a
pint sized cash machine with pigtails, as was described in
the twenty twenty two memoir I'm Glad My Mom Died.
It's a title that sounds like it was written by

(02:33):
a therapist who just got off the phone with her agent.
Jeanett mccurty dropped a kind of truth bomb that makes
studio execs choke on their green juice. After the show's
got canceled, her people told her the network was offering
three hundred thousand dollars as a thank you gift. Oh,
a thank you gift. There was a string attached. Shut
up forever about your experiences. Never tell anyone about this

(02:56):
guy named the creator a movie producer who liked giving
her shoulder rubs that wandered south of professional boundaries, and
at the time he pressured an underage kid to knock
back alcohol like it was craft services punch. McCurdy looked
at the check the way you'd look at a timeshare
salesman offering ocean front property in Arizona. She turned it down,

(03:18):
called it hush money. Sounds like Tuesday in Tinseltown to me.
And here's the part that makes you want to throw
popcorn at the screen. This isn't some glitch in the
new streaming algorithm, guys, Hollywood has been like this for
a long time. This garbage is older than Technicolor. It
goes all the way back to the Golden Age, when

(03:39):
the studios still had those giant searching searchlights sweeping the
sky like they were trying to summon Batman. You remember
how Hollywood used to do that. Oh, it's a new movie.
I always thought it was remarkable that Shirley Temple, little
Shirley Temple, America's dimpled Depression era miracle, could tap dance
her way out of a breadline. By age six, she

(04:00):
was the biggest star on the planet. The studio put
her in movies like what. I don't know what the
movies were called. She was in a lot of movies
right A. Toddlers and diapers acting out adult scenarios, tiny
totts playing hookers and gold diggers. They had a thing
called baby burlesqu'es. Apparently I didn't know that. I was
just reading about it, Shirley called it a cynical exploitation

(04:20):
of our childish innocence. And then, at age twelve, MGM
producer Arthur Freed invited her into his office, dropped trow
and gave her a biology lesson she never asked for.
She laughed because she thought it was funny. He threw
her out. Meanwhile, studio boss Louis B. Meyer, I believe
of MGM, was busy perfecting the casting couch routine on

(04:43):
a literal couch covered in family photos for plausible deniability.
And speaking of Meyer, he saved his Oscar worthy performance
for Judy Garland while she was skipping down the yellow
brick road in the Wizard of Oz. He was telling
Meyer was telling her she sang from the heart, and
then placed his hand on that same heart. Repeatedly, lap sitting, meetings,

(05:05):
breast grabbing, pep talks, the whole nine inappropriate yards. The
studio kept her wired on methamphetamines to or amphetamines to
stay skinny, and barbituates to sleep, because nothing says family
entertainment like a teenager running on black coffee and pharmaceutical
rocket fuel. Judy Garland's unpublished memoir reads like the World

(05:27):
Statist hr complaint form. Fast forward a little bit nothing changed.
By the eighties, Corey Feldman starred in The Lost Boys.
He got molested by agents and managers whose identities he's
been drip feeding. Like a bad sequel. Drake Bell from
Drake and Josh finally went public in something called Quiet
on Set. It was about Nickelodeon coach Brian Peck, who

(05:51):
was convicted after abusing him at fifteen. Todd Bridges from
Different Strokes talked openly about his own molestation. Even Broadway
got in on the act. Producer Gary Goddard was accused
by multiple former child actors of fondling little boys during
overnight theater trips. It still happens today. Kids are the

(06:13):
perfect victims because they're vulnerable. They're easily confused. They don't
have mortgages or resumes. They think a powerful adult touching
them is just what happens when you're special. They're told
the show must go on, so they smile for the
camera while some guy in a Hawaiian showed explains that
this is how you get the role. It's like handing
a fox the keys to the henhouse, then acting shocked

(06:34):
when the only thing left is a pile of feathers
and a suspiciously satisfied fox wearing tiny tap shoes. The
entertainment business makes it exponentially worse because it's built on
fantasy and power and legal loopholes. You could drive a
tour bus through the Fair Labor Standards Act, the federal
law that keeps thirteen year olds out of coal mines.

(06:55):
It has this giant accept show business carve out. Studio
love it. Predators love it even more.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
So.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
This young woman, Jeanette McCurdy said no to the hush
money when she was a Nickelodeon child star. Good for her,
But since then, the industry didn't suddenly grow a conscience.
It just got better at pr throwing out a few
diversity statements and hoping we all forget lights, camera inappropriate action,

(07:25):
and the credits roll on. Another generation of kids wondering
why their childhood smelled like regret and restraining orders. We'll
be right back.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Our doctor told us the pills we took were just
a placebo. But he must not know what he's talking about,
because man, those suckers worked. This is Kenny Webster's pursuit
of happiness.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
There's a remote tribe in China where men are considered
useless because the women in this tribe raise their children
without the men, and they work. They don't need men.
And what do you think the men are doing about it?
Celebrating would be my guess. But that's not why I'm
playing this music. In fact, this isn't even a song
about China. This is a song called Turning Japanese, and

(08:09):
technically it's not even a song about Japan. I'm told
it's about self love. Back in the eighties, you were
allowed to be openly racist. If you don't get the joke,
I'm not going to explain it to you. But I'm
playing this joke for other racist reasons. Tony Ortiz, the
very funny Hispanic comedian from the Dallas Fort Worth area,
I actually prefers Japanese culture in Mexico. What's your problem, Tony.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Well, Mexicologist, the killing, this trade right, the killing. They're
not sending their best, as Trump would say. I just find, uh,
you know, in Mexico's ever you know, as being somebody
who's family at least one part of my family's born
in Mexico. It's they've never done anything for Mexico has
never done anything provided me decent food. That's about it,

(08:52):
I guess, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Imagine that. Well, I do like tacos, but I also
like sushi, so I'm torn on this one.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah, I want.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
To talk to you about gross Indian food, but first
we've got to get there. First, we will get there.
Let's start off with this today. Besides, there's a story
about H one B Visas and people from India coming
over here and getting special perks. I want to get
to that in a minute, but first, A friend of
the show, a guy named Brandon Herrera, the Republican nominee
right now in Texas District twenty three. It's basically Southwest Texas.

(09:25):
Tony Gonzalez is Texas. Part part of it is San Antonio,
I think, but a lot of it's West Texas. Avoided
a run off with the incumbent Tony Gonzalez because Tony
resigned from running for election after he got into trouble
for diddling and flirting with multiple staffers, even driving one
staff member to kill herself with self immolation. That's a
crazy story. But apparently his opponent, a woman named Katie

(09:50):
Padilla Stout, who is very stout according to the photos,
is not actually doing that bad in the polls. I
was surprised about this. I thought she would get crushed
by her own weight but also do very poorly in
the election. What's the latest on Texas twenty three right now, Tony?

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Yeah, well, you know, you know, yeah, as you mentioned,
Stout is pretty stout based on this photo, it's kind
of wild. But Herrera, you know, is now walking into
this primary or post primary pretty pretty pretty solid. He's
gotten quite a few endorsements, including from the speaker right,
so he's gotten the support from the GOP that he
was kind of lacking before. And all of this is

(10:30):
coming downstream from after you know, Gondalez resigned, So it
looks like, you know, it really does actually look like
pretty smooth sailing for Herrera. You know, Stout is at
least according to the prediction markets on call she a call,
she shows that you know, Herrera has a seventy three
percent chance or seventy three percent chance of winning, whereas
Stout has a twenty seven percent chance, and it's kind

(10:54):
of splitting away from each other. So you know, I'd
say that, actually, you know, Herrera's odds look pretty good.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
This Okay, I'm glad you explained that because I see
the liberal media saying the opposite, and once again, trust
your instincts, don't trust the mainstream media. Current Revolt dot
com had a story just explain what Tony told us,
and it seems to contradict what MSNBC and CNN and
the Texas Tribune are saying. Your explanation makes a lot

(11:20):
more sense to me, Tony.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Well, you know, there's a difference between like a poll
and like what the prediction markets are saying, right and
right here, what I'm doing is I'm citing a prediction market,
and you know, I actually really do like prediction markets.
A lot of people will disagree with me, but when
people there's a different between voting with what you're being
asked versus voting with your money, and when it closes
prediction markets people are voting with their money and are

(11:43):
predicting with their money, actually should say and yeah, it's
it's it's showing here that you know, the Herrera's got us.
Now I'm looking at the most updated one seventy four
percent chance or you know, for taking the house seat,
so we'll see what comes of it.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, it's hard to imagine that in a place like Uvaldi.
Liberals all think that Uvaldi voters want gun control. They don't.
It's sad that they had a mass shooting there years ago,
but they didn't want cornn and Tony Gonzalez to go
out and push our red flag law funding bill with
Joe Biden. They didn't want that. It's this community of
hunters and sportsmen and anyway we take you now from

(12:21):
that to this sq the music please oh perfect. Years
ago we learned about H one B visas and we
were told we're bringing over, as Sam Hyde put it,
our precious Indians. We need our precious Indians. They're very
important because they could program computers and their healthcare workers.

(12:41):
And I actually agree with that. I agree that we
have a shortage of healthcare workers. I agree that we
need computer programmers. I don't think we need more thirty
thousand dollars a year seven to eleven employees. And when
we audited the H one B visa records, we realized
a lot of the people that got this very busy
are work visa that have come into the country actually

(13:03):
got in and under the guys that they were going
to come here and be computer programmers, and they weren't they.
Now that the seven eleven's are closing, I want do
we send those people back to India or Pakistan or Bangladesh.
I don't know. I don't know the answer to that,
but I do know Current Revolt dot com is a
report today detailing not only are these people probably still
getting into the country under suspicious circumstances, but many of

(13:27):
them are taking advantage of a house purchasing program during
a time when most Americans can't afford to buy a
house that you and I a program that makes buying
a home so much easier that you and I couldn't
get access to because we don't have an H one
B visa. Tony, tell us what happened.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
So we found we were sent to an email that
has the subject lines H one B Special Financing and
it offers specific rates for this H one B program
that this lender is offering. Now what's interesting is we
followed up and we looked at we looked into the lender,
and I found the lenders social media and on their

(14:06):
Instagram page they do they do a whole video advertising
what they call are quote unquote our special H one
V H one B visa program, and in it they
do talk about specific rates that are available to people
that are you know, have H one d's And you know,
here's the thing. It very well could be that this

(14:28):
is just a marketing eployee and these rates are available
to everybody. And that's what's very likely, right. However, you know,
people are getting fed up with their communities just completely changing,
seemingly over the course of a couple of years, where
the culture is changing, the demographics are changing, the safety
and the driveability is changing in these communities. You know

(14:50):
here up in North Texas, Friskst. Solina, prosper these are
these are irving. These are cities that have faced dramatic
demographic specifically catering to the Indian community. And you know,
the community that's been here for decades has not been
happy with these changes. And people are getting upset and
when they look at businesses and lenders and home programs

(15:12):
that are now catering to these people, who, in these
citizens opinions, are destroying their communities.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I mean, this is the thing that always gets me
about this. I don't have an issue with immigration. I mean,
America's a melting pot, YadA YadA, YadA. Look at all
the different food we have, Oh, the spices, It's delicious.
My problem with it is not assimilation. Come to America,
be in America, be like US America. If America is
so great, why change in It also seems interesting to
me that there's enough people out there getting H one

(15:40):
B visas that a mortgage company thought to market to them.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah, and I think that's a huge problem. Right. Additionally,
you know, we were looking around on Facebook and we
saw specific Facebook groups that we're catering towards renting single
bedrooms inside large homes for these people that come here
are tempt you know, for on ah one B to
just work. And and you know that I don't know

(16:05):
if that's actually illegal. These these companies are buying these
multi family homes, these five six bedroom homes, and then
they're leasing individual bedrooms within the homes two grown men
so that they could be here. And you know, as
somebody who was born in this country, as somebody who's
friends that work in the tech industry, a lot of

(16:27):
these people are looking to upgrade homes or to get
better jobs, and instead these you know, not to sound
like a live but these billionaire you know, tech owners
are willing to sell out their country and their country
men for cheap Indian labor. And it's it's incredibly frustrating.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
We're gonna have a cultural moment on the show right
now now that Tony did a racism hang on, Oh,
that is beautiful, Tony, tell you think that's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Beautiful, That's that's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Right. I have a list of some food here from
South Asia? Would you eat red ant chutney? Would you
eat it? It's a pungent, tangy chutney made from crushed
red ants in their eggs. Would you eat it? Man?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
It's the insects are a hard one for me. I
was I would maybe try it. I would try it.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Silkworm. Would you eat silkworm? They call it eri palou.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Man again? Insects? Man? Probably?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (17:26):
No, not with the insects. No, not silkworm.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
All right. Dog meat is consumed in Nagaland and Miseram.
Would you eat it?

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
No?

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Okay, these are friends. We love dogs.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Baby shark curry.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
I've eaten shark before, so yes. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Rotting potatoes they call it fon piuteatoes.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
No, No, I'm not gonna eat any rotting food, no.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Brain fry, a dish made of fried lamb Braine popular
and hyperbad and lukenow.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Made of brain. Yeah, yeah, I guess I'll try it.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Sure you are hispanic? I mean he is what he is.
Current revolt dot com. It's a great website where we
celebrate all the different cultures. Two things we hate at
Current Revolt dot com xenophobes and people from South Asia.
Of course I don't work at Current Revolt dot com.
I don't have a problem with it. I love everybody
on this radio show. We're not passive aggressive like some people.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
We know. This is Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
All right, kids, thanks for getting connected with us this afternoon.
Thanks for turning on your radio and watching us on
social media. In the building right now, Steve loves Zamo Here, Steve,
I'd love to start off with this today. Let's go
Newpole one in three liberal Democrats. According to a Newpole,
now think the latest Trump assassination attempt was staged. Staged

(18:50):
like Trump rented the ballroom, hired a director, and then whispered, uh,
just nick the ear a little kid. We need the sympathy, volks.
The third would be assassin by by the way, was
a full blown Trump assassin truther. He also thought the
other assassination attempts were fake. He thought the first two
were fake, folks. That is TDS so advanced it's manufacturing

(19:12):
its own shooters while denying they exist. It is absolutely
this is just peak nonsense. The left has become the
thing they hate. The left will tell you in one hand,
Alex Jones needed to be punished for denying the Sandy
Hook shooting, and then in the other hand they'll say
all the Trump assassinations are fake. This deserves serious analysis

(19:33):
around the clock on cable news. At Steve loves Amo,
the popular Texas based gun rights activists in the building
now an NRA influencer. Absolutely, you are working for the system. Yes,
I'm working for the man. And I bet you gave
the gun to the assassin. Oh no, I did not, No,
you did not anyway, So a few comments on that.

(19:55):
So you said just the tip, which I thought was
pretty funny. Thank you. I like a little sophomore humor too.
You and I are not that different.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
Steve called that slapstick or would you know, slap in
my my, my, my leg or whatever. Slapstick humor. Maybe
absolutely it is. Yeah. Also, you just proved you said.
One in three Democrats stated that they believe the Trump
assassin was fake. So that just proves that out of
one Democrat, the other two are just as stupid. Does

(20:25):
that make sen You know, I messed up that joke.
I messed up the punch line. I'm not the comedian.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
It's okay. I'll give you a mulligan. Yeah, you're not
a professional stand up comedian.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
I am.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I am. I'll be performing this Thursday night at the
Houston Improv. Tickets available on the Houston Improv website. A funny,
right wing based comedy show for for couples, and it's
not just for couples. Bachelorette parties are welcome to go
as well. Try again, Steve Mulligan. One in three Democrats
think the Trump assassination was fake. Your take at Steve

(20:54):
loves Am Okay.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
So I'm not gonna do this again because I'm not
gonna pull George Bush, you know, fool me once, Shame
on me. I'm not going to do that to myself
on your show. Every one Democrats as stupid as the
other two. I'll just say that.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Okay, yeah, you're right. I mean there's it is kind
of remarkable right in State's TDS bro. Something the left
can't stop talking about right now is how Tim hidecurage
You get who that is? Tim and Eric's awesome show,
great job or whatever it's called. Yeah, it was a
sketch comedy show on Adult Swim fifteen years ago Cartoon
Network lay. It was not animated. It was a live

(21:29):
action show. It was a show for potheads people. It's
to college kids. It was that kind of thing. If anyway,
Tim Hideker now works at the Onion, who now owns
info wars dot com. They changed the logo to look
like a gay Pride flag with an onion. Very clever,
I get it. They spent millions of dollars on this.

(21:50):
They forgot to hire writers. I actually think is a
personation of Alex Jones is funny, but they just don't
have any punchlines or anything like the Babylon b is
vastly Oh absolutely. Anyway, getting back to this pulling data,
Trump TDS is it is very real. Trump says it's real,
and the cure is actually hilarious. He's he's now addressing this.

(22:11):
Let me get this up on the screen here. Donald
Trump was talking about this in the White House yesterday.
I'm very pragmatic, Steve, don't. I won't pretend everything Trump's
done his President's been great, for sure. The Epstein files,
Pam Bondi, Christy Noman, her husband with the fake balloon breasts.
That was humiliating. How could you guys not know about that?
The Iran War, I don't know what. It could always

(22:31):
be worse though, that's my point. Now, I'm pragmatic. It's
not perfect, and we never supposed to be perfect. Like,
just think about it this way. Like, so everyone's like
attacking Trump, like saying, oh, he's not doing everything that
you know he promised, which he hasn't. Right, but we're
also a year and a half into this thing.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
Well true, but like just just think about you don't
like everyone, right, you will never like everyone. Hell, I
don't like myself most of the time. I don't like
you either, But do you understand my point? Like, like
there's always going to be haters. Are people that like
will always question you all the time no matter what
you do. Like Trump could cure cancer and they would

(23:08):
be like, oh, no, you know, we're not going to
take this.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
It's funny you say that because you're getting ahead of us.
You're one step ahead, Emisade. Oh you didn't know that first.
Here's what Trump said yesterday about TDS.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
They got serious drunk arrangement syndrome, which actually is a disease.
I'm hearing it is actually a dizzy. No.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Trump says that now TDS is an actual mental health disorder,
and he's probably right about that. So the White House
yesterday on social media put out this list of cures
for TEDS, and it's pretty funny. Let me put it
up on the screen here. By the way, we're live
streaming video while we're on the radio right now. You
can join the conversation at Steve love Zama on x,

(23:49):
the Walton Johnson facebook page, or my Kenny Webster YouTube,
any of those places. We'll read your comments coming up
in a little bit. Shout outs to anti Commy in
the comment section. Would you like me to read off
for your listeners, will Charlie, Yeah, we'll get to it
okay on the screen right now, though, for those of
you in the radio listening in your cars and stuff,
we can't see what we're looking at. It's a fake
prescription and you could tell it's fake because the handwriting's legible.

(24:12):
You know how doctors are right, It says our ex
patient info Trump derangement syndrome treatment, trusting in Trump, listen
to national anthem, limit fake news, don't be a pannikin
is what he put up on the screen there. I
think one way to deter people on the left. If
you're a side of if you have TDS, whatever Trump says,

(24:32):
you're gonna want the opposite of it. So once in
a while, maybe Trump should say, you know, don't drink water,
you know what I mean, don't secure the border, don't
care cancer.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
Maybe not enough people took bleach during COVID, that's right,
remember that.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh go, if you actually watched the whole video, you
realize he never told people to inject bleach. It was
just like a question. He's like, it's too bad we
couldn't use bleach. That was sort of what he was saying,
very similar to the Charlottesville thing. Do you remember this, oh,
funded by the SPLC. You got it right. In Charlottesville,
he said there were very good people on both sides. Yeah,
very fine people, very fine, And they made it sound

(25:09):
like he was talking about Nazis right, but he clearly
wasn't talking about Nazis. One guy who eventually figured this
out who was obsessed with that was Michael Rappaport. If
you watch the whole video, you realize he says, there
were very fine people on both sides, and then Nazis
showed up and ruined the whole thing. It was. His
point was that those people were a different group. Michael Rappaport,
the Hollywood actor. He's like a blond Jewish guy. You're

(25:30):
familiar with that. He's got Hurpa dirt on his face.
He's got weird stuff on his face. H Yeah, what's
that all about. Anyway, he's one of the people that
watched this and now he's come around as a begrudging
late stage Trump supporter, probably because he likes the Iran
war in Israel. He's a Zionist, as they call him. Yeah,
he is so. And to quote Shane Gellis, I'm not
saying that's good or boat. I'm offering no opinion. I'm

(25:51):
just saying he is a Zionist. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,
he absolutely is.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
And I would say there are so I was, you know,
in the medical field before and I think signs and
symptoms tds to and not limited to step them, piercings,
blue hair, raging, raging liberalism. I'm just trying to think
of some some funny things agout.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Oh yeah, you all know what they look at. Not
betting a thousand today? Man, you know what, Steve, it'sock.
I think you need more caffeine. What are you drinking
over there? This is a bum energy It says natural caffeine.
Is that the Is that the energy drink you normally drink?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
No?

Speaker 7 (26:26):
I do not, And I think that's my issue. What's
your preferred energy drink?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Don't? Don't have one at the moment. That's okay, that's
all right. I appreciate your honesty. I'm just curious. I
don't know. Sometimes Steve will come in here with stuff
that celsius are bang. You know bang. I like bang
because it's just one syllable and it describes what I'm
gonna try but definitely won't do later. What are you
gonna do later? I'm not gonna do what's on the
can right here? Okay, So Steve and I came up

(26:53):
with an unofficial name for today's episode of the radio.
This particular part of the broadcast, this segment or this pod,
depending on how you're consuming this media. And then we
said we're gonna call it it could always be worse.
It could always be worse. You guys, it could always
be worse. I'll show you what I mean. Obviously, it
could always be worse. We don't think Trump's perfect, but
they could it could be. Kamala, you almost sounded like

(27:15):
Trump there. Hey, it could always be worse. It's so great,
everything's amazing. Everyone's talking about it. But the other thing
I wanted to talk about today on the topic of
it could always be worse. A perfect example, a liberal
couple from Austin, Texas decided they wanted to flee Austin.
Why climate change? They said they were too worried about
catastrophic climate change in Austin, Texas, which is what does

(27:38):
it rain there once a year? What do you Why
is Austin not liberal and perfect enough for you? It's
ridiculous anyway, They said they were facing our fourth catastrophic
event in five years. Nobody's doing anything to address it.
Let say, we've been complaining about where's the Jews with
the weather machine?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Right?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
What do you want the government to do. It rains
some times. It's on climate change, and probably Republicans were
destroying Texas according to these two, this two young couple.
Let me see if I can flash them up on
the screen here so people could see what we're talking about.
I like this because it's well, it's a white couple. Obviously,
not a lot of diversity here. The two whitest, palest

(28:18):
people you've ever seen in your life. This guy with
his neck beard and then his uh, you know, his wife,
who could use a few pilates classes. Doesn't matter anyway,
they get out of town, they leave. Where do they go?
Banger Maine? Oh? Okay, Banger Am I saying that right?
Banger Bangor? I don't know. I'd never gone to Maine.
Have you ever been there? It's one of the only
states banger once. I could probably count all the states

(28:39):
I haven't been to on one hand, and Maine's one
of them.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Well, it was just went flying back from Kyrghyzstan to Seattle, Kyrgyzstan.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Wow, anything with a Stan at the end of it, Turkmenistan, Pakistan, Uzbekistan, Trashkanistan. Oh,
my god, dear born, the dear Bornistan. Minneapolis is Dan. Yeah. Anyway,
Good lived in Banger for less than two months with
his wife because they couldn't stand the right wingism of Texas.
And then came this, Ladies and gentlemen. Him and Sarah

(29:09):
woke up one morning to find you already know what
I'm gonna say, don't you? Human excrement on the front
porch of their cute little home and the cute little city.
The unwelcome surprise came one Saturday morning in late April,
shortly after the couple moved. They found someone had slipt
on the cushions that belonged on the outdoor furniture, and
they were pooping, pooping, pooping on the porch. And of

(29:30):
course this has continued to happen so often. I guess
nothing happens in Banger, Maine. So somehow this made the news.
And this is all from the very beginning of the article.
Listened to this, Well, this couple was immediately horrified. It
didn't enjoy cleaning up the mess, they said. The experience
hasn't changed their love of Banger and the excitement over
moving to the Queen City. I guess they call it
the Queen's I'm not sure what that is. This is

(29:53):
kind of weird. Shouldn't they fill at home? I mean
this is what they wanted.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Yeah, maybe people like this story will get big enough
that people in Banger will say, don't astin my banger,
don't astin my banger.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
According to a new report, exaggerated statements are up by
like a billion percent and now more of the highest
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Speaker 3 (30:19):
This goes out to everybody up there who got sick
from sleeping in a pile of rat excrement. It's called
government noodles, the haunt of iris colas.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
We'll have Miamis smiling with vacations, dreams back high now
meeting government noodles under a green Nebraska sky. I got
the haunt of crud government quarantine thought I put the

(30:54):
tropical getaway. Now I'm lockdown, warrant gee.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
This is just a clip of a much longer song
by a friend of ours named Mike Opelka pure Opelca
on ex If you don't know who that is, cool,
funny right wing talk radio guy from the Upper East Coast.
He's a friend. I think he's from Delaware. Such an
exciting place to be Wow, I'm in Delaware, Steve Loxamb
good Man. Actually, do you know who Kyle Turley is?
It sounds familiar. The former Saints football player and now

(31:25):
singer songwriter. And he's a cool guy.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
Yeah, this is what his music sounds like. It's very similar,
bluesy rocky, southern rock types. Music's really really good.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I love that. Do you know much about Loudon County?
The Virginia becomes a source of controversy from time to time.
You may recall the twenty twenty one gubernatorial race they
say went to Glenn Youngkin. He won particularly because of
stuff that happened in this county where trans students were
sexually assaulting a trans students sexually assaulted a little girl

(31:55):
and in a bathroom, and then the school tried to
cover it up. I do remember something at this The
father came into a school board meeting, got mad, and
they arrested him. Do you remember that, yeah, vaguely, yes,
Well that's the kind of thing. It turns out not
much has changed in Loudon County. In the latest chapter
of loud and County's Equity Over Everything sitcom, a trans
student at Freedom High School ironically named turned the boys

(32:19):
and girls bathrooms into his own private HBO TV show,
filming under the stalls of over forty kids across three
long taxpayer funded years. While the Sheriff's office finally woke
up to investigate this unlawful filming of juveniles, the school
board had apparently been too busy patting itself on the
back over something called policy eighty forty. Policy eighty forty.

(32:41):
You probably wonder what that is, Yes, well, I'd like
to tell you. It says biology is a bigot, and
any kid who feels like a girl today gets a
full bathroom access wherever they want to go and ignore
the peeping tom under your skirt. The same geniuses who
once covered up actual sexual assaults in the schools there
now at shocked, shocked when the inclusion experiment produces its

(33:05):
own little voyeuristic masterpiece. Steve, your take on this. You're
a parent, aren't you?

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Glad?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
This show? And it could always be worse, It could
always be worse. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, are we on
the radio?

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Because do that? That's bad, that's terrible. Sense at a
front lines of Ukraine, I don't know, get them out
of this country.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Well, we had one of these. It's not usually transsexual
assault in the Houston area, but we do have an
issue with teachers on the screen. Right now, I have
a photo of a predator, a purported predator. Innocent until
proven guilty, YadA, YadA, YadA. This is an information courtesy
of our friends at Texas scorecard dot com. They report
Spring Branch ISD. Teacher jailed for child sexual abuse material.

(33:49):
This was a middle school teacher, Chandler Price. Oh, I'm sorry,
he's already guilty. I don't know why I said innocent,
guilty until proven, Yeah, until proven innocent. Charged with possessing
images of children under the age of ten being sexually assaulted. Man, yuck.
I don't get that. Yeah, I don't see the appeal.
I don't understand why. I mean, not just being a predator.

(34:10):
I don't get that either. But like, I also don't
understand being aroused by watching someone get raped. Like I
don't fully grown adult kid anything. I don't. I don't
enjoy watching people suffer. I don't understand that.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
I agree, it's and it's kind of like the combination
of both of them that makes it even extra worse.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
It's my understanding that you know, you've heard the expression
hurt people hurt people like, all right, well, he was
a victim himself as a kid. It's like, oh, that
doesn't make it better. That makes it much worse. It
actually makes it worse if you were a victim as
a kid and then you grow up and started victimizing people.
You know what else I wonder too, I've noticed there's
a lot of if somebody was molested as a kid

(34:49):
and he's a boy, they'll grow up and be gay.
If a little girl gets molested as a kid, she'll
grow up and become a lesbian. So in one case
is like boys become attracted to men, women aren't attracted
to men. Usually in both cases, the predators a man, don't.
I don't know what to make of that. I don't
understand why that is. I can't wrap my mind around it.

Speaker 7 (35:07):
Yeah, me either. And so what I'm noticing there's been
like a large trend of school teachers that are assaulting
children lately, and for some reason reason, I'm seeing more
females to males. Have you noticed that.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Oh yeah, at the public schools, it's almost always It's crazy.
It's this is anecdotal, but people always they love to
tell you, like, well, men are always the child molester.
Well what if it's a public school teacher? All right,
well then it's a woman. But other than that, well
that's seems like those are the people that have the
most access to kids. Yeah. Earlier in the show Before
You Got Here, I did something. I did a monologue
about Hollywood sex predators. It's like, why are there so

(35:47):
many sex predators in Hollywood that prey on kids? Well,
part of it, I think, at least, is because kids
don't work on a construction site. If you're if you're
a pedophile, you go where the kids are? Where are
the kids? Well, Hollywood is jobs for kids. The tech
industry usually doesn't unless you're in China and then they
make iPhones. Right. You know, It's like your kid isn't

(36:08):
going to be a lawyer. He's nine, Yeah, so lawyers
aren't going to be praying on him. Who prays on them? Hollywood,
Nashville Broadway, Why, because that's where kids get jobs. Yeah,
access to child predatorism. I don't know, just made that
word up, right, But getting back to the thing about
public schools, they'll say, wow, Kenny, it's almost always a
church leader it's almost always a Catholic, is it? Because

(36:30):
I feel like if you did a search for which
fully grown adults that are responsible for the safety of
kids are having sex with the most underage kids, I
feel like Catholic churches pops up once in a while.
I don't think it pops up the most. I think
public schools are way ahead of them. Yes, yeah, totally great.
It almost seems like that each time, like say, a

(36:51):
Catholic priest or cardinal gets accused of something like this
is like, so you told you it was the Catholics, right,
don't you see us? Like it fel like it makes
them feel better about themselves, like how they they're trying
to put this against just Catholics themselves when it's just
like it's rampant against a public school system. And one
thing I wanted to bring up, so don't you notice

(37:13):
a stark difference. If it's like a male assaulting a
minor female, it's like a huge controversy, which both scenarios
are sick, right, But when it comes to a female
to male, it seems like there's a little bit more
of a pass like, oh, yeah, you got it, bro.
Because when I was growing up I didn't have this
Like you see these school teachers now they're pretty smoking,

(37:34):
But whenever I was in public school was like Gene Simmons. Yeah,
haven't you noticed that? Like teachers a hotter nowadays. But
I mean, well, yeah, one hundred percent. Back in the nineties,
I didn't have hot teachers. But I don't know what
I mean again, it might just be those are the ones,
you know. It's like that. I just knew Kenny would
do something like this. Maybe they didn't want to get

(37:54):
roasted on the radio. Hey, one more before we get
out of here. We were talking about kids, Texas, sus
Net and what for spying on kids and consumers? Ken Paxton.
We have the hopefully future Senator Ken Paxton, currently Attorney General,
sued Netflix, accusing the streaming giant of secretly harvesting extensive
behavioral data from little kids while publicly portraying itself as

(38:17):
a privacy focused alternative to other major tech companies. This
is the real reason the establishment doesn't like Ken Paxton.
It's not because of his marriage or his wife vertical
everybody gets a lot of people get divorced, whatever. Now,
the reason they don't like Ken Paxton is because he
sues Pfizer and Netflix and Microsoft and Google and any
big tech company, any big insurance company, any big pharmaceutical

(38:42):
company that does anything wrong, probably going to get sued
by Ken Paxton. Yes, no matter what happens in the
Senate race, and I really hope Paxton wins, we're still
going to lose the greatest Attorney General Texas ever had.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
I absolutely agree with that dude, but I to be
I forgot who he endorsed, but I kind of looked
them up, you know, several months back, and he looks like, okay, dude,
but I think he would be well more serviced in
the United States Senate personally. But one thing I wanted
to point about this man, So this is actually crazy

(39:13):
because you know, they're trying to sell your data to
like these data collectors and advertisers. SOT harvesting they call it, right, yeah,
data harvesting. So like whenever they say are you still watching,
they're watching you for your data to push out to.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Have That's part of it, right, yeah, exactly. Hey, before
we get out of here real quick, kids, this Thursday night,
come hang out with me. Jesse Payton. Seriously, Melissa in
the very hilarious. Dustin Simms is in town. We're gonna
be at the Houston Improv this Thursday night. A couple's therapy.
It's called you can get a table for four for
a couple hundred buck. Those are the VIP tables. Tickets started.

(39:48):
I think thirty bucks. Shay, you can get in for
thirty dollars. Cheap entertainment, lots of fun. You don't have
to be part of a couple. Insuls are welcome, obviously,
Brett Bachelorette parties obviously welcome. It is going to be
a party. If you lean to the right and you
have a sense of humor for some dirty humor, You're
gonna love hanging with us this Thursday night at the
Houston Improv. Come on out, You're gonna enjoy it. I'm

(40:10):
Kenny Webster. I want to thank my good friend Steve.
Steve lovesmo follow him on X follow him on Facebook,
and to the rest of you, I love you all.
We'll be back bright early tomorrow morning for more of
what you bought a radio for. You are listening to
the Pursuit of Happiness Radio to the government to kiss

(40:34):
your ass when you listen to this show,
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