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Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hi, everybody, we got a full house today. Daniel Turner
stopping by. Do you know Christian revivalism is back? I
was on Newsmax this week and I'm talking about it.
I'm gonna have a conversation about it with Daniel Turner
this afternoon. What else will we talk about? Obviously oil
and gas in the energy sector, because we're in that
particular career path and we'll get to that soon. An
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Tony Ortiz, the very controversial journalist, is outing a potentially
gay Christian conservative lawmaker candidate. We'll tell you the story.
It's a it's a whopper of a dude, it's okay.
It's a little immature, but it's funny, so stick around
for that. We'll get to it soon anyway. In the meantime,
to have your attention, listen up, you magnificent bastards. We
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are neck deep in the deepest spying movie ever made,
and the bad guys aren't even wearing disguises. They're just
walking into Congressional offices like it's a damn all you
can eat crab leg night in Beijing, and our genius
staffers are handing over in the nuclear codes of the
side of fries.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
This isn't some Tom Clancy fever dream.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
This is real life in Congress is getting played harder
than a drunk tourist in a Bangkok massage parlor. So
what's happening? Take the Chinese first, because they're the main event.
The CCP. Yeah, those same charming folks who gave us
COVID and fentyl and little plastic toys that break in
two days. Well, they've got operatives sliding around Washington, DC
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like greased up eels. One of them just tried to
slip ten grand to a staffer on the China Committee.
Ten thousand dollars for what you probably wonder, probably the
lunch menu and whatever Hunter Biden's been texting about that week.
These guys don't need James Bond gadget gadgets. They just
show up with a knockoff iPhone and a promise of
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TikTok clout, and suddenly every trade secret we've got is
heading east faster than a Mexican donkey with a rocket up.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's Keister.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And the Iranian. Sweet Jesus, the Iranians, we just nailed.
This sief merchant was the clown we just nailed. Sounds
like a guy who sells counterfeit rolexes out of a
van in Tehran, plotting to hire hitman to take out
American politicians right here on us soil, on our soil.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The balls on this camel jockey.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He probably rolled up with a falaful cart and a
death to the Great Satan bumper sticker offering two for
one drone parts and a free beard trim. Meanwhile, our
FBI's out here busting little old ladies for praying out
loud at the Capitol, while this guy's shopping for assassins
on Craigslist. Priorities people, and don't forget the Russians.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, no, the Russians.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
If we weren't in better the Ukrainians, I guess the
Russians would make better allies. But anyway, they are also
spying on us, sending religious front groups to help push
Putin's greatest hits religious front groups. The only thing holy
about these meetings is how holy crap gullible our interns
are because we keep getting tricked by them. Next thing
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you know, Kremlin talking points are showing up at a
committee memos like they were delivered by FedEx. Here's the
part that makes my blood boil hunter than Georgia as
fault in July, we're chewing jack squat about it, zero zilch.
Congress has the security posture of a sorority house with
the doors wide open and a sign that says free
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beer instead secrets come on in. No mandatory spy spotting training,
no real background checks deeper than hey juviny DUIs and
are you cute on camera? Meanwhile, there's ten thousand foreign
agents crawling around Washington, DC like roaches at a New
York City diner. If we keep this up, China's going
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to own our tech. Iran's going to know exactly which
week need congressman to bribe so the Mulahs can keep
building bombs, and Russia's going to turn our foreign policy
into a game of drunk twister. What are the consequences,
you wonder, Oh, they're coming. There are consequences. They're uglier
than your ex wife and yoga pants. We lose every
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military edge we've got. Our grandkids will be speaking Mandarin
while paying China back for the privilege of breathing their air.
Iran keeps the oil flowing and the body bags stacking
up because we couldn't be bothered to teach a twenty
two year old staffer how to spot a guy whose
entire resume is professional liar for the Ayatola. And what
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about the public trust in Congress? Well, it's already lower
than a limbo dancer at a midget convention. But pretty
soon the whole country is just the world's dumbest mark
getting robbed blind while we scream at each other about
pronouns and whether the border wall needs rainbow flags.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So what the hell do we do?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
We go full America first balls to the wall, pass
the stop resolution, stop talking to other people, and make
every last member and staffers, sit through actual counterintelligence training,
not some power points.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Snoozefest real stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Teach them how to smell a Chinese spy faster than
they could smell free avocado toast in the cafeteria. Background
checks so deep they'd make the nsa blush. Kick every
suspense intel officer out so fast their little red passports
spin like a dradal in a Category five hurricane.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Could actually worry about security.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Make the capital into a fortress, not a damned tourist trap,
metal detectors, visitor logs, polygraphs, or the interns who think
classified means something I saw on TikTok. And while we're
at it, let's stop pretending every desert theocrat and rice
eating commissars here for cultural exchange. They're here to steal
our lunch money and our future. America in Clott's way
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to the top of the food chain by playing paddy
cake with the very people who want to bury us.
We did it by being the loudest, craziest, most obnoxious
pain in the ass on the planet, the country that
invented the Internet, the cheeseburger, and the middle finger. So
let's get loud, Let's get mean, let's make every foreign
spy regret the day they thought they could outsmart the
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nation that put a man on the moon and a
flag on Iwo Jima. Oh yeah, that reminds me. If
y'all will excuse me for just a minute, I gotta
go grow a steak and fly the biggest damn flag
in my neighborhood. And dare's some Chinese agent to try
and steal my secret recipe. Spoiler alert, It's just salt,
pepper and pure Americanism. Oh uh, Daniel Turner, Power of
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the Future coming up right after this.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Sure star cousin right here, I'm for Sep.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
It's ha work to host the show with a couple
of knucklehears can Western Gia.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
RFK Junior posted a video of himself working out with
Arnold Schwarzeneger and that interesting. One of them at a
worm in his head, the other had a maid in
his bed. It's true even still, inn Arnold Anti Maga.
What was he hanging out with RFK Junior for? I
guess the Great Uniter Anyway, I don't know much in
this world, obviously. That's why I work in talk radio.
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I try to interview people that know more than I do,
and there's a there's no shortage jo of them out there.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I was wondering what's going on right now with energy
gas prices.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Things are particularly bad with the Iran war, so they say, right,
the barrel is coming down, the barrel of oil is
coming down. Why aren't gas prices coming down? I reached
out to a good friend of the show, Daniel Turner.
Maybe you know him, the bold, relentless champion powering America's
energy workers, rural communities, and.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Our energy independence.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Daniel, there are a lot of people listening to this
radio show who work in the energy industry. There's a
lot of people on this radio show that want to
go on Memorial Day weekend road trips.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What the hell is going on right now?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, energy is always going to be in the news
as long as this of this Iran engagement is going
on and gas prices are not great. You know, the
Memorial they is typically the kickoff to the summer, the
great American road trip. You go look at colleges for
your high school kids, et cetera. And it's going to
be little cost prohibitive, and that is un fortunate. I'm
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the President's well aware of it. You know he has
a master strategy in mind. I know he is trying
to choke out our enemies and he doesn't want to flinch.
But it is painful for Americans, no doubt. And I
don't know how much longer this continues before it has
larger economic repercussions.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I made a point on this show recently, and I
got laughed at by some of our older listeners. I said,
young people get their news from two places, TikTok and
music festivals. So now the music festival season's back. What's
happening on all the stages around the country. They're standing
on stage, they're saying, we're with Iran, We're you know,
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we're with the ayah Toola, We're with Palestine, which is crazy, right.
These people would throw these little gay boys off a
building if they had the opportunity to do it. But
at the same time, you can't blame young people for
being mad about the cost of living right now, and
these two things certainly coincide with each other.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
What to do, Daniel, No, And you can't blame young
people for being dumb because how poorly they've been educated.
And that's a huge problem. You know, our school systems
have failed tremendously. So there's a lot of things young
people have going against them, there's no doubt about it.
But those concerts, I mean, it's so embarrassing to see
to see these people out there with the Gazzat sign,
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the Palestine sign, you know. And as you said, you
can't say like, we support the rights of our gay
brothers and sisters and then say we support Iran because
Iran would murder them, quite literally murder them.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
So you can't have it both ways.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, there's something to be said about that. And if
you look at what's going on right now in England,
I've always said this is the canary in the mind shaft.
Ladies and gentlemen, you know it, and I know it.
I read a story earlier today. It said that some
guy was walking around the streets of Essex and a
foreigner walked up to him. A brown gentleman, as they
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described in the news, I think he was a Sikh,
came up the guy with an eight inch blade.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You're not legally allowed to have that in England unless.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You're a Sekh. You get a religious exemption for it.
The police arrive, the foreigner points at the British guy,
and says, oh, he well, he was being racist. He
said something racist to me. They put him in handcuffs.
He drowns in a pool of his own blood. Then
they figure out his phone had recorded the whole incident.
Not only had he said nothing racist, right, we had
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a documented recording of it, this guy seemed to stab
him unprovoked. Now, over the weekend Saturday May sixteenth, in London,
Tommy Robinson's Unite the Kingdom anti mass immigration rally pulled
in tens of thousands, they claim Big March. They were
expecting more. Police estimated sixty thousand Big March at Central London.
Four thousand police presents there. I don't think the elites
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get it. There's no more middle class in England. There's
the working class and then there's the elites. You're either
in the upper class or you're a poor person, and
the poor people are getting screwed by the foreigners getting in.
The elites don't care. It's making services cheaper for them.
What happens next in England? And why should Americans care
about this?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yeah, it's a really great point and there's a growing
sentiment of just deep frustration for working class England. London
you know, it's a great city. It has made a
concerted effort to attract the world's wealth. But when you
attract all of the world's wealth because their own countries
are awful, you do just place Londoners in the process.
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And London is at the point now that it's forty
percent foreign And there are people who have been in
London since the Blitz, right, and they can trace their
roots back centuries, and they can't afford London anymore because
it's filled with you know, even the worst country in
the world has some rich people and they all moved
to London. So that it's a huge and growing problem,
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something that would have happened here in America if we
didn't reverse course. I think Europe as a whole is
always a couple of years ahead of us on progressive right.
They were socialists and communists before it landed here in America.
They're ahead of us on the climate movement. You know,
our progressives in America like to point to Europe and say,
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look at what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Right.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
They have socialized medicine and we want it. Yes, everyone
dies waiting to go see their optometrists. But they don't
have a bill, and they consider that some sort of win.
So I think seeing where London is is a stark
reminder of where we could be headed if we make
bad decisions. You know, they don't have any more natural energy,
They've foregone the entire North Sea right, They've shut down
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almost all of their operations. They've turned their country over
to foreign invaders. So it's a foretaste of where we
would go if we lose our America first principles. And
I don't mean necessarily Trump principles. I mean anyone that
just puts America ahead of every other country's interests, which
we should do as Americans.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Okay, So you and I both know there's got to
be some good news to go with the bad. And Daniel,
I think I have a little bit back here on
the home front. I just saw a report this weekend
detailing how gen Z and Millennials, particularly young men, are
returning to the church. Church revival is happening again in
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record numbers. The latest data shows young men, particularly disenfranchised
by Hollywood in the media and academia, are getting something
fake in the schools. They're getting something fake from Hollywood,
and they're returning to the pews the spiritual revival is coming,
and this is fantastic news.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Christianity remains the world's largest faith.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The churches that seem to be doing the best, according
to the data I saw over the weekend, Catholics, Orthodox,
and big Evangelical churches. The churches that are not seeing
big growth right now, not shockingly, Daniel are the woke churches,
the nit the Unitarians, and I know the Methodist church
split off often became two churches recently. The church that's
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telling you that Jesus would have been a socialist, climate
activist not very popular right now.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Amazingly no.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
And this makes so much sense when you think of
what young people have gone through in the last couple
of years and how fake it's been. Think of, you know,
I have nieces and nephews who did basically their entire
high school during COVID. No prom, no graduation, no all
of that stuff, right freshman year in the dorms, no socializing,
no pledging, fraternities, no sports, no activities. You know, was
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so COVID is over and doone, but those kids are scarred.
Think of their crappy, useless degree. I saw a report
that said we're at the highest percentage ever ever of
Americans with advanced degrees that can find a job. Why
because their degrees are fake. Yeah, you went to Brown
and you have a supermaster's in Kenny Webster's studies. But
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besides the Webster family, no one else is hiring for
Kenny Webster Studies degrees. So you've got this one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars degree. I would hire someone for
Kenny Webster Studies, of course, but you've got this useless
degree that serves no purpose. Your childhood was destroyed. Your
friends are online, right, and like, oh no, my online
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friends are just as real as my friend's friends. But
they're not.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
They're not.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
They're a bunch of Chinese kids in Taiwan, and they're
not the same as having friends and bonds and relationships.
So it's not surprising that young people are looking for
something real, and nothing is more real than God. So
to see this revival, I think it is a backlash
to just the crappy life we have given young people.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You want to hear something interesting I noticed earlier today.
I was reading about some of the work Nick Shirley's
been doing. He's this young conservative journalist, obviously controversial. Some
people give him credit for outing the Leering Center and
the Somalian scam artists in Minnesota. To put into perspective
to you how young he is Daniel. When the pandemic
was going on, he was in high school.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, it's incredible. It's remarkable, it is.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
And and it shows that you know, you can still
accomplish great things in this country if you just get
out and do stuff. And Nick Shirley didn't go to
fancy journalism school, he didn't get a fancy internship at ABC.
He has some tenacity and he has a camera and
he just went for it. And yes, he took a
lot of risky moves. I don't recommend people going into
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the heart of Somalia and questioning their their fake grants
because it could end deadly. But but kudos to him
for building the higher awakening and being a young person.
So and he's real and that's why people like him. Yea,
jeffinitly genuinely real. Your show is real. It's why I
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Talk Radio as a whole is still very very popular
because it's incredibly real. AI is fun. All that stuff
is fun, but even young people are smart enough to
realize what's real and what's not.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, data shows this industry is still It's blows my mind.
Talk radio grows every year. We've never reduced in size
or audience. You know what's great, They'll getting into a
Memorial Day weekend here. To your point, Daniel, America is
still the best country. America is a place where you
can be any age and you can be successful. Nick
Shirley was a high school kid during the pandemic. Now
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he's one of the most important journalists in America. I
don't even think he went to college. I have no idea.
Rodney Dangerfield didn't. He become a famous comedian until he
was in his mid to late forties. He gave it
up in his thirties to go sell aluminum siding. You
didn't think he was going to make it in America.
It doesn't matter who your father is, It doesn't matter
how rich you are. Anyone can do anything here if
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they work hard enough and have the talent.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Your closing thoughts on that, Daniel, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
It's a great thing to go into Memorial Day weekend
because a lot of Americans fought and died for that right.
And if you piss it away, don't blame Trump. Don't
blame the Left, don't blame the Pope if you piss
away the opportunity that those men and women who die
for you gave you, as you only have yourself to blame.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
God bless America. Daniel Turner Powerthfuture dot Com.
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Speaker 2 (19:28):
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Speaker 3 (19:31):
Britney Spears was spotted screaming, barking, and clutching a knife
at a restaurant in Los Angeles. Now, in her defense,
I think she was just making an Instagram video. Pretty
par for the course, pretty on brand for her Coming
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Speaker 3 (20:14):
You know, I try to keep up with California's criminal
justice experiments, but this one stopped me cold. They're handing
out taxpayer funded tablets like iPads to death rowing mates,
so these animals can crank one out to porn in
their cells. Yeah, it's a real thing. Not well, okay,
that isn't quite why they're doing it, but that's what's happening.
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State issued one hundred and eighty nine million dollar contract
with three hundred and fifteen million dollars in an extension.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Here.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
That's real money, guys, hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars,
enough money to buy every deputy in the state a
decent bulletproof vest and a new squad car. But instead
they're subsidizing the world's most expensive goon show California, lounging
around wondering why Gavin Newsom decided the death penalty was
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so mean. So they've got tablets that they're handing out
to people in the prisons, and guess what they're doing
with it. They're sitting around with their paints around their ankles,
treating prison like some sad OnlyFans green room. Now, to
be fair, it's not supposed to have internet access, but
these are criminals, so they figured out how to use
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them to do.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Things that they're not supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
One convicted murderer bragged to reporters he's been watching porn
streamed through video chat. Another's trading nudes like their baseball cards.
These guys are supposed to be doing time, not doing
the five knuckle shuffle on the state's Wi Fi. The
only thing getting rehabilitated here is their wrists. I guess
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this is the California model for criminal justice. Norway inspired,
they say, because nothing fixes a triple murderer like giving
him high speed smutt and a yoga mat. The Norwegians
are probably watching this and laughing their socialist asses off.
Even they've figured out you can't turn the Thunderdome into
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a liberal arts college.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Guys, it's not just killers.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
We've got rapists and child predators sliding into the dms
of underage people sending pictures grooming who's ever gullible enough
to talk to them, and it's all happening on equipment
the taxpayers paid for. It's like giving Ted Bundy a
camcorder and calling it re entry services. This is the
same crowd that thought putting biological men in women's prisons
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was peak compassion. Trans women are women, they could right
up until the lawsuits and the beatings and the pregnancy started.
Turns out, a six foot two dude with a rap
sheet and a sports bras still exactly what biology says
he is, especially in a locked cell with actual women.
But hey, at least the pronouns were respected while the
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assault stats exped common sense took the week.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Off, apparently.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
And then there's the early release program California's greatest hits
let violent thugs out of jail early because the jails
are overcrowded and the ideology demands it. Hey, he only
stabbed four people this time, give him probation in a
gift card. What's the worst that could possibly happen. Oh,
I don't know, Maybe somebody gets murdered. Six months later,
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the same guy's back on the news for round two,
and the DA looks shocked.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Shocked. It's shocking. I couldn't believe.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
I couldn't believe a guy with a swastika face tattoo
who murdered his ex wife murdered again after we released
him early from jail. This is like releasing a rottweiler
with a taste for mailmen and wondering why the neighborhood
dogs keep disappearing. Here's the part they never say out loud.
Most of these guys aren't tortured geniuses who just took
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a wrong turn, kind of like homelessness. These people aren't
on the streets because they can't find a home.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
They just like doing drugs.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, these guys aren't in jail because they're misunderstood. They
just like to murder and rape. They're selfish, they're violent,
they're low impulse clowns who chose the thug life. You
don't cure that with tablets and feel good programming. You
cure it with consequences so heavy they leave a mark.
Real bars real boredom, real fear that tomorrow might suck
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worse than today if you screw up again. Law enforcement
sees this every single day. Your average copple tell you
they scrape enough, overdose victims off the sidewalk, or tell
another family their kid isn't coming home, and then watch,
I don't know the lawmakers in Sacramento, California, hand the
purp a tablet and a pat on the head. It's
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a little insulting. Victims get shamed by the system, then
they get restorative justice. Criminals get porn in free healthcare
in California. The system is upside out. So here's a
radical thought. Take all those tablets and melt them down
and turn them into actual prison bars. Give them three meals,
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give them a bunk bed, give them zero entertainment except regret.
If some death row casanova complains he needs his daily fix,
hand him a bottle of lotion and tell him, welcome
to Paumla. Henderson's lifetime subscription plan available in every cell,
no extra charge. Prison is not supposed to be comfortable.
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It's supposed to be a place you never want to
see again. If you want it, unlimited porn and room
service the deal with simple don't commit felonies. Crazy how
that keeps getting treated like hate speech. Anyway, I'm done.
I gotta go pay my California taxes. No, I don't,
Thank god I live in Texas. But that being said,
a little Texas news coming up right after this. Tony
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Ortiz Current Revolt dot Com is stopping by Shorty. We're
gonna give you all the latest in what's going on
this week in the runoffs. Oh yeah, go vote today.
Go out and vote for Don Hooper, Go out and
vote for Ken Paxton, Go out and vote for John Bonch.
There's a lot of great candidates on the ballot. I
like May's Middleton. And while you're out there voting, remember
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elections have consequences. If you don't want Texas to turn
into California, please vote responsibly.
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think gay men used to dance to this in nightclubs.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
They probably still do. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I don't know a lot about gay men, but I
keep up with Republican Party politics. That's how I know
the Grinder dating app was a good investment. Oh, laugh
all you want, you, guys. I own stock and all
kinds of things I find to be morally reprehensible. Raytheon
Lockheed Martin, and of course Grinder, because if somebody's you,
if a company's gonna earn profits, I'd like to get
(28:06):
a piece of that. The IPO, that is to say,
we have a news story today involving Texas politics and
the Grinder app. And it's about as predictable as the
sun rising. Here to report on it is Tony Ortiz
from Current Revolt dot com Tony which Republicans gay today?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Well, allegedly it is Abraham Enriquez a TX nineteen and that,
for those who don't know. TX nineteen is in the
lubbic Abilene surrounding rural areas of West Texas, and he
with interesting I guess what makes us notables. He identifies
as a Christian Conservative. He was a part time, I
think like a volunteer minister. His grandfather was a pastor.
(28:47):
He often cites scripture and whatnot in his campaign, so
it does come off as a slightly hypocritical.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Okay, so how did you out this guy? How did
you guys find out about this.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Well, his former lover.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
You know, came to us, and this is all for
legal purposes. It's all edged, so we don't have to
keep saying.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
All his former lover did come to us and allege
a relationship, and he provided text messages, specifically apple eye
messages of a conversation with Enriquez from twenty seventeen when
they met while Enriquez was a college student. And in
the text messages, you know, it is a little graphic
(29:28):
and they're talking about, you know, hooking up and whatnot.
And yeah, it's essentially it's just a conversation between the
two and the the man alleges that they dated for
about a year or they had a relationship I should
say for about a year before before he called it off.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
All right, I know you love poly market and CALSI.
You are a degenerate gambler, but only for political things, right, Tony.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
You know, I had been known to gamble in real life,
but very briefly. It's it's not a it's not really
a thing for me.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, but this is the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
If we ham it up like you're a degenerate gambler,
he gets bets on elections.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's funny, isn't it, right?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Right, Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Tony and I actually don't gamble very much, but you
do keep up with and all jokes aside. The betting
market is the degenerate gamblers are good at predicting this stuff,
are they not?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
You know, the betting markets are, or I should say,
the prediction markets are pretty accurate most most of the time.
And currently it does show that Enriquez only has a
five percent chance of winning his primary in the Republican runoff,
that that.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Early vote started for this week, All right, zich And
it looks like he's down now, is that right? I
guess he apparently according to the reports, he's way down.
He's going down.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yeah, he's been down, you know. And and and in
Rika didn't provide a statement, and I do want to,
you know, clarify.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
That on the rigis as we are talking about a story.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
He did call the accusations ridiculous and said it was
a smear campaign and that you know, he's focused on
what his community cares about and securing the border and
defending the Second Amendment. So he has called the Queen's ridiculous.
But if you if you're a listener and you're wanting
to see the text messages for yourself, you can go
to our website Current revolt dot com.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
All right, I'm not a good journalist.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I tell bad jokes on the radio, as you know, Tony,
but I'm very good at writing headlines. So while I
would not have broken this story, I could probably help
you spice it up on social.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Media a little. Do we want to go you?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Should we go with the gay Christian angle or the
gay cowboy angle on this one?
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Oh man, I saw the cowboy photo.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Let's just go with the Christian angle?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All right? Amen and amen? Amazing?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
How about homolujah? Right? You could put that right in
the headline there? Oh my gosh, how.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
About this he wants to love thy neighbor, especially if
he's cute and single.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
He's not? Oh man, how about how about this? He's
not born again? He's born again? Fabulous? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve. I could do
this all day. Should we do the cowboys? Gay cowboys?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Ready? Homo on the range? Oh my gosh, yee haw, yeehaw.
But make it yes ha.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Oh my gosh, there's a lot of there's too much
of this in the Republican Party.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Man, it's it's uh.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
It's happened. It happens. It happens a lot, It happens
a lot. Let's just say that, all right.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Tell me again, what is the Tony Ortiz role of
Texas politics?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Yeah, the toy the Orties rule for Texas politics is
that everybody in politics is gay and or cheating on
their spouse until proven otherwise.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Tony and I have talked about this a lot on
the air. Where are your kinks on your sleeve? Where
all your bad habits? If if you like to swear,
if you are into feet or whatever, like, just own
it then nobody can ever use it against you. If
you put it out there, nobody would ever suspect later
on that you have something worse going on.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Yeah, except the feet stuff.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Keep that to yourself. That's stuff gross.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Feet is gross to me. I'm a runner. I'm run
somewhere between three and twelve miles a day. My feet
look like the Holocaust. But it always, it never shocks
me how much people are in defeat Tony. That's a
real and compared to what some people are into, that
one seems kind of innocent, doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Yeah, it just grows. It's not really, it's not super degenerate.
I suppose it's pretty it's pretty innocent.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah, okay, you have broken some big stories. You broke
the Gonzales story. Now that guy's not in politics anymore.
Caprig Glione. You broke that story. That guy's not in
politics anymore. Brian Slayton, you broke that story. That guy's
not in politics anymore. You're not bad at this, Tony.
I know you know your your ability to check people
(33:39):
and see if they're lying and look into it. I
often wonder, well, if it was, if it was, if
the report wasn't true, why'd you quit politics?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
And you know these guys.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Never it's they kind of exit politics and sometimes you
stick around or they become lobbyists or whatever. But yeah,
we've gotten quite good at this, which is why if
you're a texta subscribe, you should subscribe to Current Revolt
dot com.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Your phone cut out a little there, but I bet
I know what you said.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
It was.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Go to Current Revolt dot com today. Subscribe. There's two
kinds of subscriptions. You can get a free one or
you could pay to subscribe, and that's where you get
the extra spicy content, which is great pictures of Tony's
feet obviously, But question for you what these news stories matter.
They obviously matter. They always get everyone's attention. People will
(34:28):
say that you're just doing gossip, this is trash journalism,
and yet every time you publish a story, it gets
a lot of waves, It makes a lot of attention.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Why is that, Well, because people care about this stuff.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
It exposes hypocrisy oftentimes, and people want to know the
type of people that they're electing. We talk about there's
there's a million websites and a million news websites that
cover policy and bills and rules and laws and all
that stuff, but there's only one Current Revolt that covers
Texas drama, gossip and other sort of happenings.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
So I wonder it maybe you should just like interpret
this stuff to the younger people that aren't quite aware
of how politics works. Yet, Like you could tell him
that this potential lawmaker, this candidate in the Panhandle was
game acting, but then he got mogged by his ex
lover for being kind of suss and now Current Revolt
dot com went total chat on him.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
My brain is rotty.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I'm for the people.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Tony I don't know what the big deal is, but dude,
Tony art is current Revolt dot com. Get a subscription today.
You will not regret it. Great work, Tony. You have
truly ruined a man's life today. But at least the
voters get to know who the truth, what the truth is,
which is valid?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I think, thank you, Tony.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
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