April 23, 2026 • 35 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features @SteveLovesAmmo. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That ganic government sucks. Suit of happiness. Radio is DeLux.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Liberty and freedom will make you smile.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Of a suit of happiness, us on your radio toil
just as cheeseburgers and a liberty rise at the food
of Congratulations to Mexico. Mexico just hosted a masculinity summit,
because who needs chest, hair and muscles to prove you're
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a man when you can just attend to summit. Look
at me, I've got a clipboard in a lanyard. I'm
a man. Hi, everybody, I'm Kenny Webster. Who' stopping by
this afternoon? I'm at Steve loves Amos here, the gun
rights activist will be in studio and a very funny comedians. Seriously,
Melissa stopping by. We will be live streaming on social media.
Look out for that in just a short bit of time.
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But first let's start off with what is very obvious.
I'm not a genius, folks. Look, I'm no rocket surgeon.
But when a guy with a nineteen ninety murder conviction
gets busted for emailing the head of Ice and then
screaming that agents should be frog marched into a street
and shot execution style, you'd think the smart play would
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be to say, hey, maybe we should fund the guys
stopping this kind of genius from running loose. I don't
know something to think about. Apparently not in twenty twenty
six America, it's not the kiss, not what we do. Instead,
half the country's professional outrage machine is still pretending Ice
is the real problem, the big, bad, gestapo ruining the country,
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while the actual party crashers are out here collecting participation
trophies for being victims. This is a story that's almost
too hard to believe. We just lived through the longest
partial DHS shutdown in history, and guess what it's coming
to an end. The American people already answered this question
at the ballot box. They voted for borders that actually work.
They voted for Ice to do its job. Americans voted
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for cops who deport the worst of the worst instead
of handing them a bus pass and telling them they
can be good citizens. Most normal people, the ones who
pay taxes and don't think diversity means importing the cast
of the Colombian prison riot, understand something very simple here.
Open borders are not good for America. They're a welcome
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mat for the exact kind of people who make life
hell for everyone else. That's why they're fleeing from law
enforcement down in Guatemala. So let's start with the obvious
safety lesson here. Ice isn't out there hassling a boilers
for overstaying their tourist visas. That's actually not what's happening.
They're yanking guys who've already done time for murder and
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rape and child abuse, or turning quiet neighborhoods into MS
thirteen theme parks. These are the animals who pray on
the vulnerable, poor American families, working single moms, kids in
underfunded schools, the very people the left claims to love
more than oxygen. Without Ice, those predators just recycle back
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into the system like a bad Netflix sequel nobody asked for.
You've heard of the fentanyl pipeline. Cartels treat our southern
border like a Black Friday Doorbuster sale. Every kilo that
slips through is another grieving parent at a funeral. The
media will blame on systemic inequality instead of you know,
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the guys that are smuggling poison into the country for
a living. And then they get mad when Pete Hegseth
blows up the narco terrorism boat. And then there's the
jobs angle. You know, the thing polite people aren't supposed
to mention because it's xenophovick or whatever. But American workers, plumbers, roofers,
farm hands, factory folks who actually built this country are
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tired of competing with an endless supply of cheap foreign
labor that undercuts wages and drives up the housing costs.
So yeah, maybe we're finally getting some funding back. Great. Yesterday,
the Senate used a reconciliation vote that magical GOP only
cheek coat that bypasses the filibuster to green light about
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seventy billion bucks for ice in the Border Patrol over
the next three years, now on top of the massive
supplemental cash Congress already dumped on them last year. This
means the agency can actually do their job and do
the thing people voted for. But here's the part that
never stops being hilarious in a watching your drunk uncle
fight a parking meter kind of way. Every time the
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left spot's a villain, they slap a cape on him
and call him Superman. You saw it with Jesse Smallett.
You saw it with Michael Avanati. You saw it with
Rachel Dolisol. You remember Tawana Brawley. The examples go on
and on. It's like they have a factory that mass
produces these clowns and then act shocked shocked when the
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public notices the fake mustache, and every single time one
of their pets goes full supervillain, they seem to want
to go out and call the guy either a victim
or a hero. It's happened again. The liberal white women
out protesting ICE for the crime of doing their job
are upset today because Homeland Security just arrested Daniel Barber
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April tenth for an email he allegedly sent last year
to an acting ICE director laced with violent threats. You're
a Gestapo, Nazi maggot ICE agent. You should be terrified.
You deserve to be arrested by armed American citizens frog
marched into the streets. Yeah that right, Who is he?
Some white guy in a pair of umbro shorts with
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man boobs who looks like you know, he should be
in jail. Well, thank god now he will be. DHS
Deputy Secretary Lauren Biz released a statement pointing out that
comparing ICE day in and day out, to Nazi Gestapo
and the secret police and the slave patrols actually has consequences.
The men and women of ICE are moms and dads
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and sons and daughters. They have families, they're doing their job.
They're doing something Americans voted for them to do. And
what all normal people know is that violence is bad.
We want to stop violence, unless you're an American liberal,
and then you celebrate it. Look, I love this country.
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I love it to admit enough to admit it's not perfect,
but it's still the best country we've got. And the
people who hate America, the ones who'd rather import chaos
than enforce the rules, they're very consistent. They prop up
the bad guys because tearing down the good guys is
the whole point. But the rest of America, we voted
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for ICE. We want it funded, we want it to
be strong, we want it to work, because when the
wolves are at the door, you don't hand them a
key and call it compassion. You lock the damn door
and pay the guy with the badge to stand guard.
And if the Left keeps turning murderers into martyrs, well
at least they're keeping the comedy writers employed, just not
the ones who actually want America to work.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
The difference between a politician and a snail. A snail
leaves its line behind. You're listening to Kinny Webster.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh, congratulations to China. A Chinese car company just patented
the technology for an in vehicle toilet. Yeah that's great,
But I'll stick with pulling over to relieve myself on
cyber trucks. That's what I like to do. You know,
when it's time to empty the septic take. I wonder
if they take this vehicle to a Jiffy lou good question.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Uh, we're gonna have a funny comedian and a gun
rights activist in here. In a few minutes. We're gonna
livestream on social media, so stick around for that. Let's
talk about the FCC. It probably doesn't shock you to
learn that I am not a big FCC fan. Under
normal circumstances, I view the Federal Communications Commission the same
way some of you view your mother in law's unsolicited
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advice about your lawn. It's mildly irritating. It's best to
be ignored. These are the same federal geniuses who once
spent tax dollars deciding whether radio shock jock muttering the
Big One counted as indecent during the four o'clock drive
home with the windows down. But Holy mother of talking
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sponges and purple dinosaurs, have you looked at what they're
pumping into children's TV these days? It used to be
very simple. I can remember Saturday Morning meant a frog
teaching you to share, a mouse teaching you not to
steal cheese. Maybe a very confused rabbit trying to outrun
a hunter with speech impediments. You know, Saturday Morning cartoons.
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The worst thing you learned was that coyotes are surprisingly
bad at physics. But today modern kids TV, it isn't
teaching life lessons. It's running a full time gender studies
seminar with better production values and singing vegetables. It's like
handing your six year old the keys of the minivan,
a case of red bull and a dog eared copy
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of Judith Butler's greatest hits. What do you need it for?
Imagine if you will, Little Timmy or what's the kid's
name it out? Brayden or Jaden or Skyler, age five,
plops down with his bowl of cereal on the screen
in front of him. A cheerful blue character who used
to just solve puzzles and eat pie, suddenly pauses mid adventure,
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looks straight into the camera, and announces, actually, friends, I'm
not a boy or a girl today, I'm a ve
them toaster strudle. Cut to the rainbow colored sidekick clapping
like this is the most normal plot twist since the
villain turned out to be a misunderstood cloud. Timmy tilts
his head the way dogs do when they hear a
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vacuum cleaner for the first time.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Mom's in the kitchen thinking huh, must be one of
those new episodes about friendship. This is not education, This
is ideological a spread. Yes, so extra shots of rainbow
confusions serve straight to developing brains that still believe the
moon is made of cheese and that socks disappear because
of sock goblins. Kids' heads are sponges. Hollywood is using
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them to mop up the mess at a Pride parade
after party, and don't tell me it's just representation. Representation
used to mean the Asian kid on the block who
could actually play basketballer, there was a girl next door
who fixed her own bike. Now it means every cartoon
cast has to include at least one character who identifies
as a non binary stapler, and if you complain, you're
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the villain who hates love. The networks act like they're
bravely fighting bigotry by sneaking the stuff past parents who
are too busy paying the mortgage to watch every thirty
second episode of Diversity Dragon in the pronoun Pals. Meanwhile,
the old TV parental guides. Those colorful little boxes that
once warned you about mild car tuned violence or scary
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monsters have apparently been on permanent vacation in the Bahamas.
A show rated TVY safe for preschoolers who still wear
pull ups, can now feature heartfelt monologues about my body
as a suggestion box, and nobody bats an eyelash. It's
the broadcast equivalent of labeling rat poison as gluten free
organic kale chips. Y'all know me, I am not apprude.
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If you've been to my comedy shows before, you know hell.
I survived the eighties. We had cartoons where characters got
flattened by anvils and then popped back up like nothing happened.
We learned valuable lessons like gravity is undefeated and never
trust a coyote with ACME products. But we didn't have
animated characters pausing the plot to lecture kindergarteners that maybe
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their entire existence is a social construct and they should
start saving for bottom surgery before they learn multiplication tables.
Here's the part that makes my soul itch like it's
wearing wool underwear where you know, like a you know,
like a wool thong. Thank you. I don't like the
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idea of needing the government to fix something. The FCC
is usually about as useful as the FCC, right, It's
just it's as useful as I don't know, a paper straw.
But right now, right now, they're the only ones with
the legal megaphone big enough to tell the networks, hey,
stop brainwashing our kids. Maybe slap a content warning on
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the episode where the Teddy Bear comes out as trans
and demands everyone rewrite their bedtime stories. Parents are out numbered.
You put the TV on for your kid because you're
cooking dinner, or you're on the phone or something. You
got soccer practice, you're teaching the other one math and
the eternal war against goldfish crumbs in the minivan. We
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all know how that goes. We can't monitor every streaming
app twenty four to seven. There's a lot of bad
content out there Nickelodeon, Netflix. Even the educational channels that
used to teach shapes are now teaching about shapes of identity.
This isn't about hate, it's not about bigotry. It's about timing.
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Let adults watch whatever Rainbow Espresso they want after ten PM.
Let the parents control what their kids look at. The
stuff is hidden in the program. There's no warning for
the under ten crowd. Their brains are still installing the
basic operating systems, logic, biology, the concept that fire is hot.
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It's not time to learn ideological software updates. I never
thought i'd be saying this outlet, but maybe the FCC
should dust off the old rule book, look at the
rating system that's clearly been hijacked by the same people
who think birthing person is a personality, and demand some honesty.
A simple descriptor would do. This TV show contains themes
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that will make your kid ask questions you're not ready
to google at seven am. That would be nice. Maybe
just warning may cause sudden confusion about which bathroom the
rabbit's gonna use. You know that cheerful little blue character
we just talked about a few minutes ago, the one
who used to just solve puddle puzzles and eat pie.
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He's back this season, only now he's not eating pie.
He's explaining why pie actually might be a social construct
that sometimes identifies as cake. And if we don't get
some adult supervision on the airwaves soon, our kids are
going to be real confused. Most of them already are.
It's confusing being a kid nowadays. There's a lot happening
out there. You're growing up. It's a strange world to
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live in. Do we really need to make them more confused?
These children are going to be too wired on rainbow
espresso to ever sleep soundly again? She read this study.
It said that what a majority of kids now lose
sleep at night over concern fear about weather related tragedies.
Who do you think did that to them? Do you
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know that the from a century ago, deaths caused by
natural disasters are down by ninety nine percent? And yet
somehow we've made our children terrified of earthquakes and hurricanes
and MUDs lines because they turn on the TV and
they find out daddy drives a four to f one
to fifty, and that's destroying the earth. It's all propaganda.
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Average people understand that's not healthy stuff to show to kids,
So why would this be any different. I don't love
the idea of federal bureaucrats playing hall monitor, but maybe
with kids cartoons it's not the worst idea. When the
alternative is letting the mouse House in its rainbow peals
turn every Saturday morning into a mandatory sensitivity training with
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fingerprint paints. I'll take the lesser of two evils protect
the kids, FCC, even if it means you have to
do the one thing government does best, show up, make
a big fuss, and occasionally, miraculously once in a while,
get it right.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Screw you. I'm going to Texas and thank our lucky stars, sorry,
our lucky lone star we did. This is Kidny Webster's
pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
The former NBC News anchor Brian Williams is launching a podcast.
But remember this information comes to us from Brian Williams,
so it's probably a lie. It's probably not even true. Unfortunately,
you're not hearing anything. What's the matter there? Oh, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I having technical difficulty when you hear me, Yeah, I
hear you loud and Claire, why don't you hear anything?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I could just hear your voice, not through the head side,
you just hear my voice. I don't know what to say.
You don't hear yourself? No, meaning like I don't hear
you through the headset. I just hear you taking out loud.
Oh like not through. Oh that is weird. Look underneath
your counter there at the volume. Nob I did and
it's not doing anything. Huh, it's like all the way up.
I'm here at the humming. I don't know what to say. Yeah, no,
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just amateurs, no idea. No, it's supposed to work. Yeah,
I don't know. Well that's annoying. Yeah, so those headphones
are just for show and we didn't turn your lights on.
Hi everybody, we're back from commercial break. Good to see
you guys. I don't know, totally professional this morning, ladies
and gentlemen. I don't know why move over. Let's see here,
let's see if we can figure it out. No, that's
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not I don't know. Try this, take that out. Take
this the fun of live radio. We're just figuring it
out live on the air. Thank got plug it in there.
There you go. Try that good? Now put that here?
You got a big body boom? How about no check
one too? No nothing? How about now woo? That is loud?
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How is it? Huh? All right? I don't know? Yeah,
ask me why? Anyways? Were hi? Greetings kids? Hey. If
you think that this audio equipment we're using works poorly,
wait till you see how our food stamp and welfare
system work. There's a good segue. Huh Oh yeah, I
love it. It's been a couple of weeks now since a
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lot of like Alabama, Florida, Texas, a lot of people
just put new laws into effect that say, maybe if
you're on food stamps, you shouldn't be able to use
this money to buy a bunch of junk food. Do
you disagree? Agree with that point? Oh? Totally agree. There
are people in our industry that get paid money to
say the opposite. Did you know that? Really? Okay? Have
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you ever looked into this, Steve, that there are people
that get paid to push an idea, oh like propagandas. Yeah,
Like there's a girl from Nesley. Maybe there's a girl.
There's a blonde right wing influencer on Twitter and she
supports solar panels. She's from Texas. I think her name's Kaylee,
and she and their tweets are labeled it says is paid. Wait,
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so you're just telling us you like solar panels because
someone's paying you to say that. I don't screw you,
but I don't want to what garb and what she's
twenty four or something like? What do you even understand
about energy anyway, much less solar pan It's exactly, it's
all made in China, China, Chinese. That you have to
say like China, Well I don't. There are people in
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our industry that were paid to say that. Get Buying
junk food with food stamps is a libertarian ideas. Oh
in that bizarre anyway. So I'm just looking at some
of the videos here of people who are very upset. Anyway,
I can't help but notice a lot of these people
that have taken to social media to complain about their
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food stamp money getting taken away. Well, the junk they
could still get food stamp money, but they have to
buy flour, rice, wholesome foods. Yeah, yeah, literally nutrients. Anyway,
I can't help but notice they all have something in common.
They have taken Oh the sweets, y'all.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Y'all, we are about to be passing out packs of
chicken in exchange for little Debbie snackcakes.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I prummyse y'all, it'll be worth it.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
I'm gonna get y'all the organic grass fed chicken.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
She's crying and she's sorry for her and as you
can see, what she has in common with this woman,
they're both obviously more no sodas.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
You can't get coffee creamer, you can't even get ice cream.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's even America. You know that's wrong. What am I
to do?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
You know? I ain't that that's wrong. Somebody needs to
do something about this. This get no, it's affecting everybody,
you know it. I eat healthy. I love my fruit.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
She looks like she eats healthy. Yeah, I agree. I
believe that she sells a healthy appetite. But of all these.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Videos of Mormon women that have gone viral, this is
my This is easily my favorites right here, Steve, what
why are you laughing because you reference? Yeah, because they're Mormons. Obviously.
Here's a woman who went all dressed in white. She
took the time to put white clothing on. You know
how hard it is to wear white without getting it.
But then we have is it wasn't that the most
used color on printers? I? Yes, wait, we were coming
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full circle. It was the color of the year last year. Well,
people were offended. Do you remember that? Yeah? Anyway, so
this woman who's gotten all dressed up in white went
into a seven to eleven found out she couldn't buy
junk food with her food stamps, and then she just
trashed the place like straight honestly.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
To be quite honest, if I go into a convenience
store and they say I can't have my twinkies or Zingers,
I might have the same reaction.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well, you can have twinkies and Zingers, and so can she.
We're just not going to require the taxpayers to pay
for it anymore. And I got to remind everybody a
lot of these people that are on food stamps are
also on free healthcare. What is it Medicaid? Medicaid. Medicaid
is for poor people. Medicare's for old people. Correct, So
they're on Medicaid. So if I'm hang for your healthcare,
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I don't want you to be on a diet that's
more likely to give you Type two diabetes. Yeah, I agree.
CBS News just dropped another masterpiece of liberal tiers described
as journalism. The headline is food stamp work rules don't
increase employment researchers say. They're saying, just because we're taking
away the ability for you to buy junk food, it
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doesn't mean people are trying to get jobs all of
a sudden. It's like, okay, but I still have to
pay for their healthcare. If they're eating Little Debbie snapcakes,
well then I don't want to buy the snapcakes for them.
I don't. The article winds about the One Big Beautiful
Bill Act expanding snap work credit benefits requirements able bodied
folks up to age sixty, parents of kids up to
fourteen plus, no more free passes for vets, homeless or
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foster kids aging out. Got a log eighty hours a
month of work? Eighty hours a month, that's two weeks. Yeah,
you have to work two weeks a month, and you're
mad that I'm gonna give you free food after that?
How how about fu? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Exactly, it's it's it's a socialist type welfare program, you know.
And so I've always said this that the food industry
works hand in hand with healthcare.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So you don't. They have to create more patients to
keep the stream of sick people going, right, got to
So that's why they let me. Let me kind of
backtrack a little bit. So that video, the videos you
were showing me about the Mormons that were crying.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Yes, the female Mormons. So do you know that there
are paid They have like talking points. So they are
these groups, probably the SPLC remember them yesterday, Southern Poverty
Law cent that probably have paid. Do they pay these
women to say the N word? Probably more money if
it's hard R okay, right, probably if I get paid
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in Mormon the hard R in Mormon.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Got it? Okay? Go on, yeah, in hard R yeah Mormon?
Right right. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
So there are like influencer campaigns that have been exposed
already because when this snap EBT benefit fiasco whatever you
want to call it, came out a few months ago,
they someone made a montage and put them all side
by side and they had the exact same talking points.
So they're paid to push this propaganda. Wow, Yeah, that's it.
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The same thing with Texas Texans pushing solar panels. Hmmm,
that's the same thing. I don't want to pay for it.
I don't want to pay. No, I don't want to
pay for any of this crap. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Look, we're thirty eight trillion dollars in debt. We can't
keep buying your little debiees and your but you can
do it, you're The unemployment rate is really low right now.
There are jobs. If you want to work, you can
get a job. People will pay you to work. I
know it's hard to believe, but there are job There's
there's a way. What did they say recently in New
York City they're paying eighty thousand dollars a year per
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homeless person. Wow. I have a crazy idea. What if
we took What if we took all that eighty thousand
dollars per homeless person out there, and in order to
get that money, they were required to shovel snow, pick
up garbage, take out the track, pick up the mail.
I know it's weird to think, but maybe in exchange
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for this eighty thousand dollars, you could do something for us.
I think there's a word for that. Is that called employment?
I think it is. I'm not one hundred percent sure,
but have you seen New York City lately? Piles of trash?
Snow all over the place. I mean, this would be
perfect to do. You know what else I love In
New York City. Everyone's pissed at mom Donnie right now.
And you'd think, why why are they all mad at
him because of the socialism, the crime, the illegal immigration.
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No what, They're mad at him because he went to
a Mets game and now the Mets are on a
twelve game losing stream. They think it's called the Mom
Donnie Mets curse. Be wary of strong alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
They could make you shoot at text collectors and miss
This is Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness on KPRC nine
point fifty custon.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Wow, they are so angry. We're just watching video footage
hair of a woman trashing us seven eleven. Meanwhile, it's
not just Mormons that are getting angry. Reecee Wetherspoon's in
the news today. Reece Weatherspoon says it's time to embrace
artificial intelligence. Thanks lady. But when I want to get
rando white liberal actresses advice on techno and technology, I'll
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turn to Jennifer Garner.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
That's who I'm gonna turn you for. Who among us
does let's go with Jessica Alba. How about that? What's
she up to these days? I have zero idea. I
just threw out a random celebrity. He's married to Justin Timberlake, right, sure?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Is she the one? Do you remember he had a
dui and they thought he was on drugs.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh yeah, and the video came out. And have you
heard that he's gay? I've always assumed that. But he's
married to a woman. The rumor is story, that's why
he was at the rumor these are rumors, is that
he was out traveling around. He was on drugs at night,
driving around by himself because he was meeting dudes or
something like that. And hey what and you know, look,
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it's the nineties, guys. If you want to be gay,
just be gay. No one cares anymore. It's okay, Bill
Clinton's president. Now we've got AOL dial up.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Everyone's hanging out, drinking cappuccino, enjoying their fubas. You know,
you could just be gay now, you know.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
So you bring up an interesting, uh topic. I wonder
if there's a way that you can live back in
the nineties but still be present. Mmm like hearing this,
like meaning like you purchase products. You know, are set
up your home, you know with like the Super Nintendo
and just have no internet. You know, really get the
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old Nokia phones, remember those with the little intento on
the side, before the razors, because when everyone got the
flip raisers.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Steve, I'm a couple of years older than you. Did
you ever have a pager?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I did not. You never had a pay Oh man,
if you were a bad kid in high school in
the nineties, you had a pager, was how and it
made you look like a drug dealer, even if you
weren't one. It was really just a way for mom
to figure out where you were. And then when someone
paged you, you'd have to pull over the car, you know,
because you're out driving around and your friends Chrysler, LeBaron
or whatever phone rang you get the page. You got
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to find a payphone. Now do you know how hard
that would be? Nowadays?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
It's impossible. There's no payphones in Germany. I believe there
still are. Why what do they need them for?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't know. I mean the German I mean so
Germany is like I would say, thirty years behind us
because on their mainstream like radio, like pop music, they
still enjoy listening to Madonna. Oh yeah, Well, I hate
to be the one to bring this up, but she
performed at Coachella last weekend. Oh I said Americans, I
mean Americans like her still too. Yeah, all right, Well,
since we brought up the gay thing, you ever wonder
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why no one ever comes to America. No one ever
leaves America to go to a communist country. They say,
it's always people from Venezuela coming here, people from China
coming here, people from Cuba coming here, people from Vietnam.
No one ever leaves here to go there. If communism
is so great, you've heard this old trope, Yeah, this
old right. Well, it turns out right wingers are finally wrong.
(28:56):
People are finally leaving America to go to commune in countries.
Hassan Piker was right. The right wing extremists were wrong.
Finally a reason to leave America and go to Cuba.
Let's sing the sarcas, let's find out what it was.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
So a wild and frankly disturbing story out of the
state of Utah. A transgender woman and her partner are accused.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Of real quick steve transgender woman means go ahead, translate
it it's a.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Guy, right, yes, snapping her child allegedly to go take
her to Cuba and get gender reassignment surgery. What Madeline
Rivera alive in Washington with more on this, Maddie.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
What do we know?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Good morning Bill. So the case prompted the Justice Department
to send a government plane to Cuba to bring the
ten year old child back to the US. Federal officials
say the child's biological father, Rose Vanessa Effington, who's now
a transgender woman, and her partner took the tenure for
what was supposed to be a camping trip in Alberta, Canada,
late last month, but they never made it to their
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hotel or campground. Instead, after crossing the Canadian border, the
couple allegedly flew from Vancouver to Mexico City. Then they
took another flight from Mexico to Havana. All of this happening,
by the way, without the knowledge and permission of the
child's biological mother. Court documents don't state whether Rose and
her partner were actually planning on getting the child gender
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affirming surch Oh they were.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
They pause, Well, look, okay, look, can we go ahead
and unpack this for a second. Steve what do you
think the statistical odds are. You remember when we did
this with Megan Fox all three of her kids are
trans right, and it was like a one and a kajillion.
What are the statistical odds The parent and the kid
are both trains, they're both no one's this is just
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completely natural. No one's done anything to inspire this or
influence it.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Oh dude, it's improbable, so impossible, because like there was
a little nugget of information if you scroll back just
a little bit, that photo said go fundme. Yeah, so
I haven't seen the GoFundMe, but I'm just going to
assume that they got paid to do this indirectly.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yuck, right, dude, And then you took your kid to
a third world country to have their junk com mutilated. Yeah,
you're sick. That's disgusting. By the way, the odds are
hang on, Uh so statistically unlikely? I did. I ran
the numbers here. Hm um, it's like one in a gagillion.
It's not a lot, it's not tru The statistical odds
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of a randomly selected parent and their child both identifying
trans extremely low, roughly on the order of one in
several thousand. Parent child pairs under an independent dice' assumption.
I gotta think even in that cause wanting a gajillion,
you're lying. Absolutely, they're both trans, both of you are.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I bet it happens pretty frequently with trans parents, but
only because they're pushing that on their kids. Absolutely, man,
who is the uh the other partner?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Somebody hurt? Is it a female? Gone a trans woman?
The report doesn't really say, but it looks like, yeah,
it's another. To me, that makes no sense. If it's
like a transman and a trans woman that are together,
why not just stay what you are and just pretend, dude,
this is demonic. Oh absolutely take it here and mom
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didn't want it. It's like, all right, why don't.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
You just look? I would go postal what I'm just saying,
let the kid grow up a little, and then decide.
Earlier in the show when you weren't here, I did
a segment on how the FCC could actually be a
little useful if once in a while they would warn
parents when their kids are about to see It's like,
the one thing, do you think I need the FCC
to protect our audience from me saying the F word
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or the S word? Mostly at what my mostly adult
audience that pays money to watch us tell dirty jokes
at nightclubs on the weekend needs to be protected from
profanity when they tune in. No, they're gonna listen to this,
and then when this show's over, they're gonna put on
Joe Rogan or something like that. Fine, Okay, they don't care,
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obviously they don't. But maybe once in a while, when
you put your kid down in front of the TV
for a few minutes, you go in the other room
to take a work call or cook, you know, yeah,
for Tata's for your family or whatever you're making for dinner,
it would be nice to just have a warning. You know,
they warn't you. They're like, this isn't old. This is
this old Tom and Jerry cartoon as a racially insensitive detection.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
That's what I was about to bring up. It's the
same thing. You know, this is this This may be
hurtful to the audience nowadays. This is just at the time,
this is what it was, right, So I do agree
with that there should be like some sort of like
propaganda styled label before each you know how we I
forgot the rating system of what it's called but the
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MPa or whatever where video games or movies or like
NC seventeen rateed R. But they should have a tea, right, Yeah,
it would be nice to know. Yeah, tea like for trans,
G for gay, Well, I think the T all of Netflix.
But anyway, I think the.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
G is for general hotty hits something, and the T
is for teens. I think I think those are already
being used. But to your point, the alphabet people steal
all the other letters. Why shouldn't they steal it? It's
our turn. Did you see the lesbian pride flag?
Speaker 6 (34:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
It's lesbian visibility. We can it like an Arby's commercial.
Somebody thought it should just be scissors or like a
Subaru logo or something. No, the lesbians have a flag.
It's orange and pink. Have you ever seen this before?
And let me put it on the screen for our viewers.
It's three shades of pink, one shade of white, three
shades of orange. What are the color references? I don't
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know something. It means something, But what do they need
this yet? The trans? The gay there was a how
many are there? Is there a bisexual flag? I bet
there is one without even knowing I bet there is one, Steve.
Let's see flag ah created in nineteen ninety eight. What
is it? It's blue, pink and purple. Okay, that actually
kind of makes sense. Yeah, but what do we need
it for? We don't. What's this one? Intersex flag? The
(34:55):
intersex flag is yellow with a purple circle in the middle.
What the circle is very actually very useful. It's utilitarian
because you can use that circle when you need a
place to vomit. It's like the opening to a toilet.
That's exactly what it is. Hey, to those of you
that have been enjoying us on the radio, come join
us right now on social media. This show's over. We'll
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be back Bry early tomorrow morning for more of what
you bought a radio for. But to those of you
watching us streaming on social media, stand by. We're gonna
read your chats right now. We're gonna do that off
the air, a little bonus round with some saucy language
bonus where the FCC will not protect you from these works.
(35:37):
You are listening to.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
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Liberty and freedom will make you smile.
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Of a suit of happiness, us on your radio toil
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of Congratulations to Mexico. Mexico just hosted a masculinity summit,
because who needs chest, hair and muscles to prove you're
(00:29):
a man when you can just attend to summit. Look
at me, I've got a clipboard in a lanyard. I'm
a man. Hi, everybody, I'm Kenny Webster. Who' stopping by
this afternoon? I'm at Steve loves Amos here, the gun
rights activist will be in studio and a very funny comedians. Seriously,
Melissa stopping by. We will be live streaming on social media.
Look out for that in just a short bit of time.
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But first let's start off with what is very obvious.
I'm not a genius, folks. Look, I'm no rocket surgeon.
But when a guy with a nineteen ninety murder conviction
gets busted for emailing the head of Ice and then
screaming that agents should be frog marched into a street
and shot execution style, you'd think the smart play would
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be to say, hey, maybe we should fund the guys
stopping this kind of genius from running loose. I don't
know something to think about. Apparently not in twenty twenty
six America, it's not the kiss, not what we do. Instead,
half the country's professional outrage machine is still pretending Ice
is the real problem, the big, bad, gestapo ruining the country,
(01:34):
while the actual party crashers are out here collecting participation
trophies for being victims. This is a story that's almost
too hard to believe. We just lived through the longest
partial DHS shutdown in history, and guess what it's coming
to an end. The American people already answered this question
at the ballot box. They voted for borders that actually work.
They voted for Ice to do its job. Americans voted
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for cops who deport the worst of the worst instead
of handing them a bus pass and telling them they
can be good citizens. Most normal people, the ones who
pay taxes and don't think diversity means importing the cast
of the Colombian prison riot, understand something very simple here.
Open borders are not good for America. They're a welcome
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mat for the exact kind of people who make life
hell for everyone else. That's why they're fleeing from law
enforcement down in Guatemala. So let's start with the obvious
safety lesson here. Ice isn't out there hassling a boilers
for overstaying their tourist visas. That's actually not what's happening.
They're yanking guys who've already done time for murder and
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rape and child abuse, or turning quiet neighborhoods into MS
thirteen theme parks. These are the animals who pray on
the vulnerable, poor American families, working single moms, kids in
underfunded schools, the very people the left claims to love
more than oxygen. Without Ice, those predators just recycle back
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into the system like a bad Netflix sequel nobody asked for.
You've heard of the fentanyl pipeline. Cartels treat our southern
border like a Black Friday Doorbuster sale. Every kilo that
slips through is another grieving parent at a funeral. The
media will blame on systemic inequality instead of you know,
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the guys that are smuggling poison into the country for
a living. And then they get mad when Pete Hegseth
blows up the narco terrorism boat. And then there's the
jobs angle. You know, the thing polite people aren't supposed
to mention because it's xenophovick or whatever. But American workers, plumbers, roofers,
farm hands, factory folks who actually built this country are
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tired of competing with an endless supply of cheap foreign
labor that undercuts wages and drives up the housing costs.
So yeah, maybe we're finally getting some funding back. Great. Yesterday,
the Senate used a reconciliation vote that magical GOP only
cheek coat that bypasses the filibuster to green light about
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seventy billion bucks for ice in the Border Patrol over
the next three years, now on top of the massive
supplemental cash Congress already dumped on them last year. This
means the agency can actually do their job and do
the thing people voted for. But here's the part that
never stops being hilarious in a watching your drunk uncle
fight a parking meter kind of way. Every time the
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left spot's a villain, they slap a cape on him
and call him Superman. You saw it with Jesse Smallett.
You saw it with Michael Avanati. You saw it with
Rachel Dolisol. You remember Tawana Brawley. The examples go on
and on. It's like they have a factory that mass
produces these clowns and then act shocked shocked when the
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public notices the fake mustache, and every single time one
of their pets goes full supervillain, they seem to want
to go out and call the guy either a victim
or a hero. It's happened again. The liberal white women
out protesting ICE for the crime of doing their job
are upset today because Homeland Security just arrested Daniel Barber
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April tenth for an email he allegedly sent last year
to an acting ICE director laced with violent threats. You're
a Gestapo, Nazi maggot ICE agent. You should be terrified.
You deserve to be arrested by armed American citizens frog
marched into the streets. Yeah that right, Who is he?
Some white guy in a pair of umbro shorts with
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man boobs who looks like you know, he should be
in jail. Well, thank god now he will be. DHS
Deputy Secretary Lauren Biz released a statement pointing out that
comparing ICE day in and day out, to Nazi Gestapo
and the secret police and the slave patrols actually has consequences.
The men and women of ICE are moms and dads
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and sons and daughters. They have families, they're doing their job.
They're doing something Americans voted for them to do. And
what all normal people know is that violence is bad.
We want to stop violence, unless you're an American liberal,
and then you celebrate it. Look, I love this country.
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I love it to admit enough to admit it's not perfect,
but it's still the best country we've got. And the
people who hate America, the ones who'd rather import chaos
than enforce the rules, they're very consistent. They prop up
the bad guys because tearing down the good guys is
the whole point. But the rest of America, we voted
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for ICE. We want it funded, we want it to
be strong, we want it to work, because when the
wolves are at the door, you don't hand them a
key and call it compassion. You lock the damn door
and pay the guy with the badge to stand guard.
And if the Left keeps turning murderers into martyrs, well
at least they're keeping the comedy writers employed, just not
the ones who actually want America to work.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
The difference between a politician and a snail. A snail
leaves its line behind. You're listening to Kinny Webster.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh, congratulations to China. A Chinese car company just patented
the technology for an in vehicle toilet. Yeah that's great,
But I'll stick with pulling over to relieve myself on
cyber trucks. That's what I like to do. You know,
when it's time to empty the septic take. I wonder
if they take this vehicle to a Jiffy lou good question.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Uh, we're gonna have a funny comedian and a gun
rights activist in here. In a few minutes. We're gonna
livestream on social media, so stick around for that. Let's
talk about the FCC. It probably doesn't shock you to
learn that I am not a big FCC fan. Under
normal circumstances, I view the Federal Communications Commission the same
way some of you view your mother in law's unsolicited
(07:58):
advice about your lawn. It's mildly irritating. It's best to
be ignored. These are the same federal geniuses who once
spent tax dollars deciding whether radio shock jock muttering the
Big One counted as indecent during the four o'clock drive
home with the windows down. But Holy mother of talking
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sponges and purple dinosaurs, have you looked at what they're
pumping into children's TV these days? It used to be
very simple. I can remember Saturday Morning meant a frog
teaching you to share, a mouse teaching you not to
steal cheese. Maybe a very confused rabbit trying to outrun
a hunter with speech impediments. You know, Saturday Morning cartoons.
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The worst thing you learned was that coyotes are surprisingly
bad at physics. But today modern kids TV, it isn't
teaching life lessons. It's running a full time gender studies
seminar with better production values and singing vegetables. It's like
handing your six year old the keys of the minivan,
a case of red bull and a dog eared copy
(09:03):
of Judith Butler's greatest hits. What do you need it for?
Imagine if you will, Little Timmy or what's the kid's
name it out? Brayden or Jaden or Skyler, age five,
plops down with his bowl of cereal on the screen
in front of him. A cheerful blue character who used
to just solve puzzles and eat pie, suddenly pauses mid adventure,
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looks straight into the camera, and announces, actually, friends, I'm
not a boy or a girl today, I'm a ve
them toaster strudle. Cut to the rainbow colored sidekick clapping
like this is the most normal plot twist since the
villain turned out to be a misunderstood cloud. Timmy tilts
his head the way dogs do when they hear a
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vacuum cleaner for the first time.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Mom's in the kitchen thinking huh, must be one of
those new episodes about friendship. This is not education, This
is ideological a spread. Yes, so extra shots of rainbow
confusions serve straight to developing brains that still believe the
moon is made of cheese and that socks disappear because
of sock goblins. Kids' heads are sponges. Hollywood is using
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them to mop up the mess at a Pride parade
after party, and don't tell me it's just representation. Representation
used to mean the Asian kid on the block who
could actually play basketballer, there was a girl next door
who fixed her own bike. Now it means every cartoon
cast has to include at least one character who identifies
as a non binary stapler, and if you complain, you're
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the villain who hates love. The networks act like they're
bravely fighting bigotry by sneaking the stuff past parents who
are too busy paying the mortgage to watch every thirty
second episode of Diversity Dragon in the pronoun Pals. Meanwhile,
the old TV parental guides. Those colorful little boxes that
once warned you about mild car tuned violence or scary
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monsters have apparently been on permanent vacation in the Bahamas.
A show rated TVY safe for preschoolers who still wear
pull ups, can now feature heartfelt monologues about my body
as a suggestion box, and nobody bats an eyelash. It's
the broadcast equivalent of labeling rat poison as gluten free
organic kale chips. Y'all know me, I am not apprude.
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If you've been to my comedy shows before, you know hell.
I survived the eighties. We had cartoons where characters got
flattened by anvils and then popped back up like nothing happened.
We learned valuable lessons like gravity is undefeated and never
trust a coyote with ACME products. But we didn't have
animated characters pausing the plot to lecture kindergarteners that maybe
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their entire existence is a social construct and they should
start saving for bottom surgery before they learn multiplication tables.
Here's the part that makes my soul itch like it's
wearing wool underwear where you know, like a you know,
like a wool thong. Thank you. I don't like the
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idea of needing the government to fix something. The FCC
is usually about as useful as the FCC, right, It's
just it's as useful as I don't know, a paper straw.
But right now, right now, they're the only ones with
the legal megaphone big enough to tell the networks, hey,
stop brainwashing our kids. Maybe slap a content warning on
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the episode where the Teddy Bear comes out as trans
and demands everyone rewrite their bedtime stories. Parents are out numbered.
You put the TV on for your kid because you're
cooking dinner, or you're on the phone or something. You
got soccer practice, you're teaching the other one math and
the eternal war against goldfish crumbs in the minivan. We
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all know how that goes. We can't monitor every streaming
app twenty four to seven. There's a lot of bad
content out there Nickelodeon, Netflix. Even the educational channels that
used to teach shapes are now teaching about shapes of identity.
This isn't about hate, it's not about bigotry. It's about timing.
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Let adults watch whatever Rainbow Espresso they want after ten PM.
Let the parents control what their kids look at. The
stuff is hidden in the program. There's no warning for
the under ten crowd. Their brains are still installing the
basic operating systems, logic, biology, the concept that fire is hot.
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It's not time to learn ideological software updates. I never
thought i'd be saying this outlet, but maybe the FCC
should dust off the old rule book, look at the
rating system that's clearly been hijacked by the same people
who think birthing person is a personality, and demand some honesty.
A simple descriptor would do. This TV show contains themes
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that will make your kid ask questions you're not ready
to google at seven am. That would be nice. Maybe
just warning may cause sudden confusion about which bathroom the
rabbit's gonna use. You know that cheerful little blue character
we just talked about a few minutes ago, the one
who used to just solve puddle puzzles and eat pie.
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He's back this season, only now he's not eating pie.
He's explaining why pie actually might be a social construct
that sometimes identifies as cake. And if we don't get
some adult supervision on the airwaves soon, our kids are
going to be real confused. Most of them already are.
It's confusing being a kid nowadays. There's a lot happening
out there. You're growing up. It's a strange world to
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live in. Do we really need to make them more confused?
These children are going to be too wired on rainbow
espresso to ever sleep soundly again? She read this study.
It said that what a majority of kids now lose
sleep at night over concern fear about weather related tragedies.
Who do you think did that to them? Do you
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know that the from a century ago, deaths caused by
natural disasters are down by ninety nine percent? And yet
somehow we've made our children terrified of earthquakes and hurricanes
and MUDs lines because they turn on the TV and
they find out daddy drives a four to f one
to fifty, and that's destroying the earth. It's all propaganda.
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Average people understand that's not healthy stuff to show to kids,
So why would this be any different. I don't love
the idea of federal bureaucrats playing hall monitor, but maybe
with kids cartoons it's not the worst idea. When the
alternative is letting the mouse House in its rainbow peals
turn every Saturday morning into a mandatory sensitivity training with
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fingerprint paints. I'll take the lesser of two evils protect
the kids, FCC, even if it means you have to
do the one thing government does best, show up, make
a big fuss, and occasionally, miraculously once in a while,
get it right.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Screw you. I'm going to Texas and thank our lucky stars, sorry,
our lucky lone star we did. This is Kidny Webster's
pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
The former NBC News anchor Brian Williams is launching a podcast.
But remember this information comes to us from Brian Williams,
so it's probably a lie. It's probably not even true. Unfortunately,
you're not hearing anything. What's the matter there? Oh, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I having technical difficulty when you hear me, Yeah, I
hear you loud and Claire, why don't you hear anything?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I could just hear your voice, not through the head side,
you just hear my voice. I don't know what to say.
You don't hear yourself? No, meaning like I don't hear
you through the headset. I just hear you taking out loud.
Oh like not through. Oh that is weird. Look underneath
your counter there at the volume. Nob I did and
it's not doing anything. Huh, it's like all the way up.
I'm here at the humming. I don't know what to say. Yeah, no,
(17:12):
just amateurs, no idea. No, it's supposed to work. Yeah,
I don't know. Well that's annoying. Yeah, so those headphones
are just for show and we didn't turn your lights on.
Hi everybody, we're back from commercial break. Good to see
you guys. I don't know, totally professional this morning, ladies
and gentlemen. I don't know why move over. Let's see here,
let's see if we can figure it out. No, that's
(17:34):
not I don't know. Try this, take that out. Take
this the fun of live radio. We're just figuring it
out live on the air. Thank got plug it in there.
There you go. Try that good? Now put that here?
You got a big body boom? How about no check
one too? No nothing? How about now woo? That is loud?
(17:57):
How is it? Huh? All right? I don't know? Yeah,
ask me why? Anyways? Were hi? Greetings kids? Hey. If
you think that this audio equipment we're using works poorly,
wait till you see how our food stamp and welfare
system work. There's a good segue. Huh Oh yeah, I
love it. It's been a couple of weeks now since a
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lot of like Alabama, Florida, Texas, a lot of people
just put new laws into effect that say, maybe if
you're on food stamps, you shouldn't be able to use
this money to buy a bunch of junk food. Do
you disagree? Agree with that point? Oh? Totally agree. There
are people in our industry that get paid money to
say the opposite. Did you know that? Really? Okay? Have
(18:38):
you ever looked into this, Steve, that there are people
that get paid to push an idea, oh like propagandas. Yeah,
Like there's a girl from Nesley. Maybe there's a girl.
There's a blonde right wing influencer on Twitter and she
supports solar panels. She's from Texas. I think her name's Kaylee,
and she and their tweets are labeled it says is paid. Wait,
(19:01):
so you're just telling us you like solar panels because
someone's paying you to say that. I don't screw you,
but I don't want to what garb and what she's
twenty four or something like? What do you even understand
about energy anyway, much less solar pan It's exactly, it's
all made in China, China, Chinese. That you have to
say like China, Well I don't. There are people in
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our industry that were paid to say that. Get Buying
junk food with food stamps is a libertarian ideas. Oh
in that bizarre anyway. So I'm just looking at some
of the videos here of people who are very upset. Anyway,
I can't help but notice a lot of these people
that have taken to social media to complain about their
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food stamp money getting taken away. Well, the junk they
could still get food stamp money, but they have to
buy flour, rice, wholesome foods. Yeah, yeah, literally nutrients. Anyway,
I can't help but notice they all have something in common.
They have taken Oh the sweets, y'all.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Y'all, we are about to be passing out packs of
chicken in exchange for little Debbie snackcakes.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I prummyse y'all, it'll be worth it.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
I'm gonna get y'all the organic grass fed chicken.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
She's crying and she's sorry for her and as you
can see, what she has in common with this woman,
they're both obviously more no sodas.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
You can't get coffee creamer, you can't even get ice cream.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's even America. You know that's wrong. What am I
to do?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
You know? I ain't that that's wrong. Somebody needs to
do something about this. This get no, it's affecting everybody,
you know it. I eat healthy. I love my fruit.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
She looks like she eats healthy. Yeah, I agree. I
believe that she sells a healthy appetite. But of all these.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Videos of Mormon women that have gone viral, this is
my This is easily my favorites right here, Steve, what
why are you laughing because you reference? Yeah, because they're Mormons. Obviously.
Here's a woman who went all dressed in white. She
took the time to put white clothing on. You know
how hard it is to wear white without getting it.
But then we have is it wasn't that the most
used color on printers? I? Yes, wait, we were coming
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full circle. It was the color of the year last year. Well,
people were offended. Do you remember that? Yeah? Anyway, so
this woman who's gotten all dressed up in white went
into a seven to eleven found out she couldn't buy
junk food with her food stamps, and then she just
trashed the place like straight honestly.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
To be quite honest, if I go into a convenience
store and they say I can't have my twinkies or Zingers,
I might have the same reaction.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well, you can have twinkies and Zingers, and so can she.
We're just not going to require the taxpayers to pay
for it anymore. And I got to remind everybody a
lot of these people that are on food stamps are
also on free healthcare. What is it Medicaid? Medicaid. Medicaid
is for poor people. Medicare's for old people. Correct, So
they're on Medicaid. So if I'm hang for your healthcare,
(22:01):
I don't want you to be on a diet that's
more likely to give you Type two diabetes. Yeah, I agree.
CBS News just dropped another masterpiece of liberal tiers described
as journalism. The headline is food stamp work rules don't
increase employment researchers say. They're saying, just because we're taking
away the ability for you to buy junk food, it
(22:23):
doesn't mean people are trying to get jobs all of
a sudden. It's like, okay, but I still have to
pay for their healthcare. If they're eating Little Debbie snapcakes,
well then I don't want to buy the snapcakes for them.
I don't. The article winds about the One Big Beautiful
Bill Act expanding snap work credit benefits requirements able bodied
folks up to age sixty, parents of kids up to
fourteen plus, no more free passes for vets, homeless or
(22:45):
foster kids aging out. Got a log eighty hours a
month of work? Eighty hours a month, that's two weeks. Yeah,
you have to work two weeks a month, and you're
mad that I'm gonna give you free food after that?
How how about fu? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Exactly, it's it's it's a socialist type welfare program, you know.
And so I've always said this that the food industry
works hand in hand with healthcare.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So you don't. They have to create more patients to
keep the stream of sick people going, right, got to
So that's why they let me. Let me kind of
backtrack a little bit. So that video, the videos you
were showing me about the Mormons that were crying.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Yes, the female Mormons. So do you know that there
are paid They have like talking points. So they are
these groups, probably the SPLC remember them yesterday, Southern Poverty
Law cent that probably have paid. Do they pay these
women to say the N word? Probably more money if
it's hard R okay, right, probably if I get paid
(23:46):
in Mormon the hard R in Mormon.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Got it? Okay? Go on, yeah, in hard R yeah Mormon?
Right right. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
So there are like influencer campaigns that have been exposed
already because when this snap EBT benefit fiasco whatever you
want to call it, came out a few months ago,
they someone made a montage and put them all side
by side and they had the exact same talking points.
So they're paid to push this propaganda. Wow, Yeah, that's it.
(24:15):
The same thing with Texas Texans pushing solar panels. Hmmm,
that's the same thing. I don't want to pay for it.
I don't want to pay. No, I don't want to
pay for any of this crap. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Look, we're thirty eight trillion dollars in debt. We can't
keep buying your little debiees and your but you can
do it, you're The unemployment rate is really low right now.
There are jobs. If you want to work, you can
get a job. People will pay you to work. I
know it's hard to believe, but there are job There's
there's a way. What did they say recently in New
York City they're paying eighty thousand dollars a year per
(24:47):
homeless person. Wow. I have a crazy idea. What if
we took What if we took all that eighty thousand
dollars per homeless person out there, and in order to
get that money, they were required to shovel snow, pick
up garbage, take out the track, pick up the mail.
I know it's weird to think, but maybe in exchange
(25:08):
for this eighty thousand dollars, you could do something for us.
I think there's a word for that. Is that called employment?
I think it is. I'm not one hundred percent sure,
but have you seen New York City lately? Piles of trash?
Snow all over the place. I mean, this would be
perfect to do. You know what else I love In
New York City. Everyone's pissed at mom Donnie right now.
And you'd think, why why are they all mad at
him because of the socialism, the crime, the illegal immigration.
(25:32):
No what, They're mad at him because he went to
a Mets game and now the Mets are on a
twelve game losing stream. They think it's called the Mom
Donnie Mets curse. Be wary of strong alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
They could make you shoot at text collectors and miss
This is Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness on KPRC nine
point fifty custon.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Wow, they are so angry. We're just watching video footage
hair of a woman trashing us seven eleven. Meanwhile, it's
not just Mormons that are getting angry. Reecee Wetherspoon's in
the news today. Reece Weatherspoon says it's time to embrace
artificial intelligence. Thanks lady. But when I want to get
rando white liberal actresses advice on techno and technology, I'll
(26:20):
turn to Jennifer Garner.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
That's who I'm gonna turn you for. Who among us
does let's go with Jessica Alba. How about that? What's
she up to these days? I have zero idea. I
just threw out a random celebrity. He's married to Justin Timberlake, right, sure?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Is she the one? Do you remember he had a
dui and they thought he was on drugs.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh yeah, and the video came out. And have you
heard that he's gay? I've always assumed that. But he's
married to a woman. The rumor is story, that's why
he was at the rumor these are rumors, is that
he was out traveling around. He was on drugs at night,
driving around by himself because he was meeting dudes or
something like that. And hey what and you know, look,
(26:59):
it's the nineties, guys. If you want to be gay,
just be gay. No one cares anymore. It's okay, Bill
Clinton's president. Now we've got AOL dial up.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Everyone's hanging out, drinking cappuccino, enjoying their fubas. You know,
you could just be gay now, you know.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
So you bring up an interesting, uh topic. I wonder
if there's a way that you can live back in
the nineties but still be present. Mmm like hearing this,
like meaning like you purchase products. You know, are set
up your home, you know with like the Super Nintendo
and just have no internet. You know, really get the
(27:34):
old Nokia phones, remember those with the little intento on
the side, before the razors, because when everyone got the
flip raisers.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Steve, I'm a couple of years older than you. Did
you ever have a pager?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I did not. You never had a pay Oh man,
if you were a bad kid in high school in
the nineties, you had a pager, was how and it
made you look like a drug dealer, even if you
weren't one. It was really just a way for mom
to figure out where you were. And then when someone
paged you, you'd have to pull over the car, you know,
because you're out driving around and your friends Chrysler, LeBaron
or whatever phone rang you get the page. You got
(28:05):
to find a payphone. Now do you know how hard
that would be? Nowadays?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
It's impossible. There's no payphones in Germany. I believe there
still are. Why what do they need them for?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't know. I mean the German I mean so
Germany is like I would say, thirty years behind us
because on their mainstream like radio, like pop music, they
still enjoy listening to Madonna. Oh yeah, Well, I hate
to be the one to bring this up, but she
performed at Coachella last weekend. Oh I said Americans, I
mean Americans like her still too. Yeah, all right, Well,
since we brought up the gay thing, you ever wonder
(28:36):
why no one ever comes to America. No one ever
leaves America to go to a communist country. They say,
it's always people from Venezuela coming here, people from China
coming here, people from Cuba coming here, people from Vietnam.
No one ever leaves here to go there. If communism
is so great, you've heard this old trope, Yeah, this
old right. Well, it turns out right wingers are finally wrong.
(28:56):
People are finally leaving America to go to commune in countries.
Hassan Piker was right. The right wing extremists were wrong.
Finally a reason to leave America and go to Cuba.
Let's sing the sarcas, let's find out what it was.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
So a wild and frankly disturbing story out of the
state of Utah. A transgender woman and her partner are accused.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Of real quick steve transgender woman means go ahead, translate
it it's a.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Guy, right, yes, snapping her child allegedly to go take
her to Cuba and get gender reassignment surgery. What Madeline
Rivera alive in Washington with more on this, Maddie.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
What do we know?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Good morning Bill. So the case prompted the Justice Department
to send a government plane to Cuba to bring the
ten year old child back to the US. Federal officials
say the child's biological father, Rose Vanessa Effington, who's now
a transgender woman, and her partner took the tenure for
what was supposed to be a camping trip in Alberta, Canada,
late last month, but they never made it to their
(29:55):
hotel or campground. Instead, after crossing the Canadian border, the
couple allegedly flew from Vancouver to Mexico City. Then they
took another flight from Mexico to Havana. All of this happening,
by the way, without the knowledge and permission of the
child's biological mother. Court documents don't state whether Rose and
her partner were actually planning on getting the child gender
(30:17):
affirming surch Oh they were.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
They pause, Well, look, okay, look, can we go ahead
and unpack this for a second. Steve what do you
think the statistical odds are. You remember when we did
this with Megan Fox all three of her kids are
trans right, and it was like a one and a kajillion.
What are the statistical odds The parent and the kid
are both trains, they're both no one's this is just
(30:42):
completely natural. No one's done anything to inspire this or
influence it.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Oh dude, it's improbable, so impossible, because like there was
a little nugget of information if you scroll back just
a little bit, that photo said go fundme. Yeah, so
I haven't seen the GoFundMe, but I'm just going to
assume that they got paid to do this indirectly.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yuck, right, dude, And then you took your kid to
a third world country to have their junk com mutilated. Yeah,
you're sick. That's disgusting. By the way, the odds are
hang on, Uh so statistically unlikely? I did. I ran
the numbers here. Hm um, it's like one in a gagillion.
It's not a lot, it's not tru The statistical odds
(31:27):
of a randomly selected parent and their child both identifying
trans extremely low, roughly on the order of one in
several thousand. Parent child pairs under an independent dice' assumption.
I gotta think even in that cause wanting a gajillion,
you're lying. Absolutely, they're both trans, both of you are.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I bet it happens pretty frequently with trans parents, but
only because they're pushing that on their kids. Absolutely, man,
who is the uh the other partner?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Somebody hurt? Is it a female? Gone a trans woman?
The report doesn't really say, but it looks like, yeah,
it's another. To me, that makes no sense. If it's
like a transman and a trans woman that are together,
why not just stay what you are and just pretend, dude,
this is demonic. Oh absolutely take it here and mom
(32:14):
didn't want it. It's like, all right, why don't.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
You just look? I would go postal what I'm just saying,
let the kid grow up a little, and then decide.
Earlier in the show when you weren't here, I did
a segment on how the FCC could actually be a
little useful if once in a while they would warn
parents when their kids are about to see It's like,
the one thing, do you think I need the FCC
to protect our audience from me saying the F word
(32:39):
or the S word? Mostly at what my mostly adult
audience that pays money to watch us tell dirty jokes
at nightclubs on the weekend needs to be protected from
profanity when they tune in. No, they're gonna listen to this,
and then when this show's over, they're gonna put on
Joe Rogan or something like that. Fine, Okay, they don't care,
(33:00):
obviously they don't. But maybe once in a while, when
you put your kid down in front of the TV
for a few minutes, you go in the other room
to take a work call or cook, you know, yeah,
for Tata's for your family or whatever you're making for dinner,
it would be nice to just have a warning. You know,
they warn't you. They're like, this isn't old. This is
this old Tom and Jerry cartoon as a racially insensitive detection.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
That's what I was about to bring up. It's the
same thing. You know, this is this This may be
hurtful to the audience nowadays. This is just at the time,
this is what it was, right, So I do agree
with that there should be like some sort of like
propaganda styled label before each you know how we I
forgot the rating system of what it's called but the
(33:42):
MPa or whatever where video games or movies or like
NC seventeen rateed R. But they should have a tea, right, Yeah,
it would be nice to know. Yeah, tea like for trans,
G for gay, Well, I think the T all of Netflix.
But anyway, I think the.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
G is for general hotty hits something, and the T
is for teens. I think I think those are already
being used. But to your point, the alphabet people steal
all the other letters. Why shouldn't they steal it? It's
our turn. Did you see the lesbian pride flag?
Speaker 6 (34:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
It's lesbian visibility. We can it like an Arby's commercial.
Somebody thought it should just be scissors or like a
Subaru logo or something. No, the lesbians have a flag.
It's orange and pink. Have you ever seen this before?
And let me put it on the screen for our viewers.
It's three shades of pink, one shade of white, three
shades of orange. What are the color references? I don't
(34:32):
know something. It means something, But what do they need
this yet? The trans? The gay there was a how
many are there? Is there a bisexual flag? I bet
there is one without even knowing I bet there is one, Steve.
Let's see flag ah created in nineteen ninety eight. What
is it? It's blue, pink and purple. Okay, that actually
kind of makes sense. Yeah, but what do we need
it for? We don't. What's this one? Intersex flag? The
(34:55):
intersex flag is yellow with a purple circle in the middle.
What the circle is very actually very useful. It's utilitarian
because you can use that circle when you need a
place to vomit. It's like the opening to a toilet.
That's exactly what it is. Hey, to those of you
that have been enjoying us on the radio, come join
us right now on social media. This show's over. We'll
(35:17):
be back Bry early tomorrow morning for more of what
you bought a radio for. But to those of you
watching us streaming on social media, stand by. We're gonna
read your chats right now. We're gonna do that off
the air, a little bonus round with some saucy language
bonus where the FCC will not protect you from these works.
(35:37):
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Speaker 6 (35:40):
The pursuit of that Pinus radio. Tell the government to
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