February 25, 2026 • 39 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features comedians Alex Stein and Jesse Peyton, plus author Daniel Turner. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
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For once, there's an island in the news that's more
dangerous than Epstein Island.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hi, everybody, Kenny Webster here, Thank you so much for
tuning in big afternoon today. Daniel Turner stopping by from
Powerthefuture dot Com. We are going to talk about last
night's State of the Union address. We'll play all the
sound bites for you. You're gonna want to hear all
of it. And two comedians stopping by. Alex Stein is
booked at our upcoming Right Side a comedy show we're
doing Friday, June twelfth.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It has been all over the news.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Alex Stein will be calling in from Dallas right now
in the studio with me right now, also performing at
that show.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Jesse Payton.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You and I I've been doing couple's therapy quite a
bit lately, and you were just bragging about how you
were celibate for five years.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
How'd you pull that off. Well, Kenny, I was married
for five years. Oh, I guess that makes sense simple.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Kenny has always thought the best things in life are free, free,
plus tax. Of course, Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
See the joke is that married people don't have sex.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
President Trump delivered his State of the Union address last night.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Let me sum it up for you.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It was more fun to watch than Bad Bunnies super
Bowl halftime show. Let's just put it that way. Oh
you didn't watch, That's okay, You're in luck. We're going
to play some clips for you right now. In fact,
my buddy Daniel Turner from Power of the Future, he's
on an energy policy expert. He was up late last
night watching the State of the Union address and also
(01:53):
birthing lambs. Jill, are you covered in the placenta of
a lamb?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Right now?
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Daniel?
Speaker 8 (02:00):
I have washed my hands, but you should see some
of the stuff that I have put on my phone.
As you know, you're trying to you take a photo
or retweet something or follow Kenny Webster on social media,
and you have after birth all over your wrists. So yeah,
it's a little gross. Thank of this for Clorox.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Wipes, who among us has never had after birth all
over our wrists while watching a Trump speech? But I digress.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
There were a lot of.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Great moments from last night's speech. I think this was
the best he trolled the left.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Donald Trump created a political ad moment last night when
he did this.
Speaker 9 (02:30):
So tonight, I'm inviting every legislature to join with my
administration and reaffirming a fundamental principle. If you agree with
this statement, then stand up and show your support. The
first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens,
not illegal aliens.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
So then all the Democrats remain seated And are they
not aware of the optics of this? I mean, this
was a primary issue in the last election. Maybe it's
not as important now that the problems seemingly been solved,
But I think most people still agree with that point.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Daniel, You would wonder who they think they're loyalty is too.
I mean, that wasn't a really controversial statement, and you know,
he set them up perfectly and they stepped in it right.
It was absolute perfect debate. If I'm running in any
race now in twenty twenty six, I just show that
over and over again when it comes time to voting.
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Not going to stand with Americans, He's going to stand
with foreigners. He going to stand with illegals. There was
a congressman I forget his name. I've seen him before.
You know, he's one of those guys who we all
knew growing up that you just kind of felt like,
did he get punched enough? Floppy hair? You know, his
dad was a banker. He probably went to brown or something.
And he was sitting there all small, angry. He had
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a Ukraine lapel pin on. Obviously he stands with Ukraine, right,
And when they introduced the family of the Ukrainian woman
who was murdered to death, murdered in that awful bus
attack in North Carolina, he didn't stand for her. And
I thought you would stand for illegals and immigrants. I'm
sure you say you stand against Ice, you stand for
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Ukraine by your lapel pen This is your chance, buddy.
You got an immigrant and a Ukrainian and he sat
there in his seat, smug and angry, and you just
wonder what demons exist in the hearts of these people.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Boy, you said it, and I couldn't help but notice
ilhan Omar got really offended. When Donald Trump reunited a
man who was imprisoned by Maduro with his family hadn't
seen in years. That was when Ilhan Omar and Rashida
Talib got up and left.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
You know, I'm wondering what part of the Islam catches
up to this when women like her are just told
to be quiet. I mean, I thought, in Islam, you're
not supposed to be so mouthy, and boy, what a
nasty woman she is. Go back in time, not long ago,
when a congressman, I forget whose name it was, who
you out at Obama? You lie at the State of
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the Union. Yeah, audible gas. There was garment rending. Every
anchor afterwards talked about the horrible moment this was. And
yet Ilhan never shut her trap the entire time, and
it was fine. It was accepted. You know, we hear
all the time about white privilege and male privilege, talk
about minority woman privilege. You get to yamor and yamor
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and scream and everyone just sits there and tea.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah that's true to her. A baseball game, you're correct
about that. Yeah, that was two thousand and nine. Your
phone cut out there for just a minute. FYI, I
don't know if you could stand by a window or something,
but that was two thousand and nine. That's okay, you
were talking about Joe Wilson. Joe Wilson was making the
point that Obama was lying about what obama Care would
eventually do, and that it resulted in him being reprimanded
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by the House of Representatives.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But he was correct about the fact that Obama was
lying about Joe Wilson was probably one of the only
people on earth that had actually read the Affordable Care
Act at that point, and it turned out, all those
years later, we punished a guy for telling the truth.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
It kind of reminded me of the pandemic a little bit. Absolutely,
And he knew he was lying.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
Obama knew he was lying, and Congressman Wilson knew that
Obama was lying, and everybody knew this was a lie.
Illegals were going to get Obamacare. You weren't going to
be able to keep your doctor. You know, this was
a really contentious piece of legislation, and it was one
and it was a loud whisper if you remember, it
wasn't it wasn't the nonsense that we saw last night.
But ilhan Omar Rashida to leave. Just never stopped screaming
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the entire time. And they got away with it, you know.
And that's the privilege of being a minority Democrat woman.
You can do stuff like that and there are no reprimands.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, there was a couple awkward moments, the screaming Infidel's moment.
Hang on, let me play a little clip of this.
Il Han and Rashida seemed to be a little triggered
by Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
They did no.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Criminal in many cases, drug loads, murders all over our country.
They're blocking the removal of these people out.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Of They didn't like that he was talking about how
illegal immigrants murder people. And of course they're mad that
two people were killed by ice in Minneapolis. But I mean,
without diving into that, I'd say both of the people
that died at the hands of ice in Minneapolis really
died because of their own bad decision making. But anyway,
before we got off on that, I hate to run
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out of time here. What was said last night about
energy policy? Because there were a few important points. Trump
highlighted some sharp declines and gas prices. He touted increased
domestic production. He repeated drill, baby, drill, and then a
major new announcement addressed rising electricity demand for AI data centers.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Can you talk a little bit about that for us, Daniel.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Yeah, I mean he definitely, you know, counted his successes
in a year. I thought he could have gone harder
on this because all affordability issue comes down to affordable energy.
Since energy makes the world go around, and you know,
your your audience there, especially locally in Houston, which is
deeply knowledgeable of this issue, they would agree with me.
My concern about energy is that it's a little bit
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like oxygen when you're diving in a pool. You kind
of remember you need oxygen until you're running out of it,
and then usually it's in panic mode and you're too late.
We didn't reverse our oil policy by accident, and we
didn't bring down the price of gas by accident. These
were deliberate actions, and now that we're kind of back
to two dollars and thirty cent gallon gas, we're kind
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of forgetting how we got here. And my concern always
with energy policy is that if we don't aggressively protect
it every single day, those idiots are going to somehow
reverse it. They'll get power again, and they'll say, you
know what we should do, Kenny. We need to focus
more on renewables, and then they'll drive prices right back up.
So I was glad he talked about his wins. I
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think he needs to hit people over the head metaphorically
on a daily basis that if we if we forget energy,
it's going to go back to what was under Biden.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I can't help but notice that anytime that they tell
us about renewable energy, it never seems very renewable. I
mean the wind it's the you know, these windmill thing,
they're not recyclable.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
The solar panels they don't last very long. All this
stuff's useless after a couple of decades. How is that renewable?
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Yeah, exactly. And you know what was interesting that you
mentioned last night was the ability now for data centers
to provide their own electricity. That will be the proof
of whether or not renewables work. If you're Microsoft or
Meta or Google, and now the president has given you
authority to along with your data center, produce the electricity.
Let's see how many of them put up wind turbines
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right or solar fields or are they going to reach
out to your local nuclear engine, nuclear contract or your
local natural gas plants and say, hey, how can we
get a plant here? So it will be curious to
see what happens with renewables now that these tech companies
who all tend to skew very left. But where will
they put their corporate profits? Will they put it behind
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Chinese slave labor, wind and solar or will they put
it behind American fossil fuels? And I think we all
know the answer to that question, but I'm just being
I'm being facetious on this Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah, you know what, Daniel Turner, your tone and a
sense of humor are always appreciated here.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
The website is Powerthefuture dot com. Daniel is an advocate
for oil and gas workers, energy workers the country over.
You should follow him on AX and check out his website,
Power the Future dot What is the website for Powerthefuture
dot com?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Power the Future dot com? Hey, what a coincidence?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
The only thing that hurts more than paying taxes not
paying taxes Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
So it's not just a clever name. We'll be right back, bro.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
This is unbelievable, This thing that just happened in Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Right now, hang on, put this on, Jesse, Jesse Titan
in the building. Jesse, you didn't know we were on
the radio.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I thought you were talking.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Jesse.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
A Kentucky man was arrested for having sex with a
dead deer on the side of the road. That is
a very offensive thing to do in Kentucky. I mean
that kind of fed his whole family. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I still can't. I screwed up.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I didn't give you headphones here entertaining the audience, real question.
Oh that was really good. I've never had a stuffed venison.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Jesse, you need this.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
We're live on the air right now. I didn't get
Jesse headphones that. We have someone on the phone we
need to talk to. What Yeah, you know who's on
the line right now here? Pug out in here. Hold
on a second, but this is this was poorly playing.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
We're in a hurry because a very popular comedian from
Dallas Fort Worth is on the line, right yeah, Alex
Stein is on the line right now, Alex Fellas.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Richie?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Guys?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Can you believe we were getting canceled already?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I just love it.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
I'm so excited about all the dramas.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I'm just glad we're getting signal on a blamp and
get to talk to the pimp on a blimp.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Believe it or not, my blimp is in the shop.
I'm at a marriage Airlines at the gate about to
get on this plane and I'm on row thirty six C.
So I'm screwed, but you know, I'll make the best
of it. I got to do what I gotta do.
I'm going to University of Tennessee and I'm speaking tonight
for Turning Points, So you know, I gotta go grind
just like you guys. Got to kip on a blend.
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No day's off.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
What do you I've been doing Turning Point USA events,
and you know, it's it's funny that they ask people
like you and I to do it because we're a
little PG thirteen if you will. But I gotta say, Alex,
I do not like the way people have been talking
about Erica Kirk. I know this is a touchy topic.
I just feel like if Charlie was alive, he would
punch some of these people in the face. What's your
take on that?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Well, you know, I'm a free speech absolutist. So I
don't really want to shut down anybody's speech. But you know,
Candace going after her and accusing her of killing her,
you know, or planning her husband's murder, that's just ludicrous.
That did not happen. Erica had nothing to do with
her husband's death. But a lot of people are getting
clicks on it, and they're you know, going viral talking
about it. So I can understand why they're doing it,
(13:02):
but I mean, yeah, I hate it. It's disgusting.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
I you know, it makes me.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Sick for all the people, and especially Erica and her
kids that one day they're probably not online now, but
they're going to go back and look at this and
they're just gonna they're just the picture that they're painting
of Erica is just incredibly unfair and correct.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Alex, you are a very controversial person, but that is
a very reasonable take for you to have this week.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
You well, I'll tell you this much. Let me just
make this point too, because everybody's talking about all they
think it was Israel that killed him. Israel wouldn't have
killed Charlie. Charlie didn't leave the Israel cause he was
such a big supporter like they love Charlie. So it's
just some of these conspiracy theories don't make sense now
where I, you know, want to get into the conspiracies,
I'm like, did you know what were they talking about
in the discord? Did Lance Twigs the boyfriend know about it?
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Because I'm pretty sure and I'm just speculating this that
that Tyler Robinson, he probably he could have acted alone,
but he probably told somebody he was going to do this,
and I'm just speculating that. I don't know that. So
I would like to go after the Robinson family in
the last Twigs family instead of going after Eric oc Kurk.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I will say this, I feel like Jesse, that they
we spend a lot of time in this country blaming
the Jews for things, and what would stand up comedy
be without the Jews?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You know, no material.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Hey, the three of us are all over the Houston
Chronicle this week because we have a comedy show coming
up Friday, June twelfth at the Houston House of Blues
Right and that has upset some people, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Lots of people.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
The Right Side of Comedy is a politically charged comedy show.
I want to remind you it's a comedy show, Uncensored, Unwoke,
got apologetty that we try to put limits and boundaries
on comedy and we come in there and we just
tell it like it is, and people they want to
indict us for that. But I do want to remind
people it's not just us pooping on the woke. We
talk about ourselves, we talk about everybody, we talk about Trump,
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we talk about Christians, we talk about everybody. It's just comedy.
I always tell people, jokes are rated E for everyone.
And here's the thing. The different between the right and
the left is when you make fun of the right,
we laugh the left and the right laughs. You make
fun of the left, the right laughs and the left
gets mad.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's wild.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So we've created a space for us where we can
come and just laugh. And the liberals are mad about that. Yeah,
they're furious about it.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
I want to make this point.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
You're exactly right.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
So I just worked on at Roseanne Barr's new show,
and she gave me a bit part, gave me a
couple of lines, and a lot of conservatives were on
the crew, but there's obviously a lot of liberals. They
shot in Austin. Know what was funny is is that
all the liberals that didn't like me because they knew
who I was on set, I like them, but you know,
and there was liberals there that they did get along with.
But the liberals are the ones that had to double
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down it. They just couldn't like a conservative. So conservatives
don't hate liberals. It's liberals that hate us. That is
the big difference between the two of us.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
A million percent. Alex and me and you have worked
together what a dozen times? Man, We've always had a
lot of great time. We've always had good shows. But
here's the thing. I love so many liberal comics. I
watched Taylor Tomlinson's special last night. She's wildly left, and
I loved it because she's so good and she's so funny.
I don't care what her political stance is on foreign
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policy when she's up there talking and doing her I
always preach this, Alex, and I think you can attest.
I like to separate the art from the artist. Do
I think Trump is a great humanitarian and a person
At his core, He's probably not the greatest guy.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Is he great? Is he great for this country?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
He's absolutely, unequivocally, one hundred percent the best person who's
ever run this country in my forty five years on
this planet. Now I can separate the art from the
artists and still vote for him. It's just like r Kelly,
just because he makes terrible music doesn't mean I'm gonna
stop peeing on girls.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Well, it's funny you say that, because you know, you
don't become a billionaire without being a little ruthless. So
Trump does have that dog in him. But I think
that's why we all like him, and so you know,
that's the other thing is is there's a lot of
liberals that I do like. The Kenny and I were
just talking about this the other day. I used to
love Howard Stern and Howard Stern it's not even his
political viewpoints is that he used to make fun of
politicians and throw boloney on girls butts, and then he
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goes and interviews Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden and gives
him softball interviews. So like, you know, I don't dislike
him for his politics. I dislike him because he changed
his content, his comedy change, not his political viewpoints.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Again, but you just did the same thing. You separated
the art from the artist. I don't care what your
political beliefs are what are you serving the public?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
That's what I want to know. Yeah, it's a good question, Alex,
I wonder this.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Do you believe Trump when he says he didn't go
to Poundtown with Stormy Daniels.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh, he probably definitely hit that. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Yeah, but good for him.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
I mean he's a man. And you know a lot
of people, like you know, go after Milania. I think
Milania and this is no districted Trump. I think she
kind of runs the show. You know. I think there's
one person that Trump is not afraid of, but that
can tell him what to do, and it's Malania Trump.
So you know, she's definitely way more influential than I
think people give her credit for.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Amen to that.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
We are Alex Stein, Jesse Payinne and I going to
be at the House.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Of Blues Friday, June twelfth.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
This is going to be the biggest party at the
twenty twenty six Republican State Convention. If anybody's going to this,
get tickets now. Guarantee you this sells out. Buy them
while they're available. Alex, we know you got to jump
on a plane. You're normally a pimp on a blimm.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
On one right now.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Jesse, you're the man. Guys, we need to do this
longer later, but man, I really I'm so excited and
I love all the drama, and this is the last
thing I want to say. If protesters want to come,
please we encourage as many protesters as possible to come
to the event.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
We would love to see you guys there.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Let's just warn them though, because the Republicans have we're
definitely Second Amendment supporters, so we will all have guns yet,
but they have anxiety, so they'll be armed as well.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, they have.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
They apparently they have protective orders for three of their
seven personalities, so that'll be great.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Now, Alex, you're the man.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Fellers coming to Houston. Bro, We'll talk to you soon.
See pimp on a blimp, dude. How about that guy
we've had, you know, me and him have done twelve
fifteen shows together, and you introduced us, Ginny.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I hate to be the guy that does this, but
I bring together the worst people and then they become
friends with each other.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You do, leez It.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I introduced him to James Parker, who hosts a popular
afternoon show on WBAP. It's like the big talk station
in Dallas, and now they have Alex filling in on Local.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
It's the big right wing talk station there.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
And it used to be just a thing for geriatrics
and now millennials and gen xers and zoomers are getting
into talk.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Great.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Great.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I love Alex has Cojones Grandees. Yeah, and like he's
just fearless the things he does.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I love him.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Man.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
If you don't follow Alex Primetime Alex Stein on Instagram,
follow him.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Man, he's great.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We were talking about how people are mad about this
comedy show that we have coming up, and look, we
generally don't get mad at other people for doing comedy.
Why would we? I always say politics before comedy. I
don't care what your politics are, but I could not help.
But notice today there was trying to find the clip
right now. There was this comedian that went viral, Who's trans?
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Have you ever seen trans comedy before?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah? I have never.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I've never seen any funny trans comedy, though there is,
and I'm not saying that because it's political, because there
are liberal comics whom I really really like, and I
think they're funny and they make me laugh very hard.
But I've never met a trans person that did it.
All right, let me say if I can find the
clip now I've lost it. I built this up for
nothing here. It's so hard for me to concentrate on
trans comedy because I'm sitting there with an erection.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I can't focus Kenny on what's.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Going on because I'm like, oh my god, it's like
the face of a girl, but the personality of a
dude like.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I'm in love? Well, who am my gosh?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I can't find the clip right now, there's a trans
comedian who went viral because she had made the point
or him?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Do I have to pretend when I'm I don't have
to pretend?
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Right with this?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
This comedian went viral in uh, let's see, I have
it on my page here. You could tell the thrill
of live radio everybody. This is really well planned out.
This comedian went viral. Here we go. It's a transgender comedian.
Let me put this up on the screen here. By
the way, I didn't explain that in addition to being like, hey,
that's what that's not trans.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
No, this is a dude in a dress with a
baseball cap, and it's never you've made this point before
about people that are ugly become trans so they could
try to get way. I always say this too, just
because the opposite sex doesn't want to sleep with you
doesn't mean you were born in the wrong body.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You're just ugly. Yeah, right, exactly, not trans. Just be
a four.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
If you were a four as a dude, you're not
gonna be a nine as a girl.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
You're gonna be a three with lipstick in or mustache.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
All right.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
So this clip went viral because this is a trans comic,
and I don't get offended by anything, Jesse, I don't.
I don't get offended, though. It just amazed me that
I stumbled across this bit the stand up comedian the
same week that people were trying to cancel our House
a Blues show, I stumbled across this.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I think we should start killing kids until they let
us use whatever bathroom.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
They Okay, so Alex is making the point. He's a
free speech absolutist.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Me too.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I don't think you should be punished for making that
dontdom comment. I don't think that should be criminal. But
it's weird to think that those are the people trying
to cancel our comedy show. You know, I agree one
hundred percent. That sounds like it's a comedy show. I
see a mic stand if that's a stand up show.
If that's a stand up show, there's absolutely nothing wrong
with that. Now, if he was doing this on a
TED Talk or a suicide hotline or whatever the big
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place is that these trans people go to meet and talk,
then there's nothing. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
I disagree with the message, but I disagree with a
lot of the messages I say online. But it's wild
that I would never try to cancel this person. I
personally think under the umbrella of comedy, everything should be
okay one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Every joke should be on board and above above board.
So yeah, well how about that? Well, I want to
go ahead and agree with you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Jesse Peyton in the studio right now, you and I
have a show coming up in Denham Springs, not this weekend,
but next.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
That's right, Baton Rouge Locals.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
We're gonna be in Denham Springs at Southern Rhythm on
Entertainment VINGU Southern Rhythm Entertainment. We're gonna be back. Last
time we over sold it. They told me they're like, Jesse,
don't sell as many tickets. This time, we couldn't staff everybody,
so we capped it at two hundred instead of three
fifty like we did last time. And there are a
few tickets left, but it's probably gonna sell out. Denim Springs,
March seventh, in at Southern Rhythm. Me and Kenny were
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doing the right side of comedy, uncensored, unwoke, unapologetic, live
stand up comedy show with me and Kenny. It's gonna
be fantastic. Guys, do not want to miss. It's gonna
be the place to be if you're in Denham Springs,
March seventh. Tickets are available at jesse Isfunny dot com
and I think you can get them on some of
Kenny's pages. Not there, can you get to scroll down
on my website. You gotta fix your website pro.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Here we go, March seventh, Denham Springs at Southern Rim Rhythm.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
That's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
We were backstage at Southern Rim at Rhythm not long ago,
and one of the things I enjoyed about it was
it's a country music venue when they're not doing comedy,
and they had one of those giant hands of hairspray,
and I did not realize if I inhaled that stuff
I could catch a buzz off of it.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
That must be well, yeah, I didn't know that. It's
aquain net. I know that's what it was. That's the
fit in all of the eighties. I think that explains
the high birth rate over that they see. Whenever you
lose sight of the enemy, look behind you. Yeah, that's
a bad paranoia right there, probably brought on by a
bong ripper to Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
All right, we're back on the air.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
A woman lost all four of her limbs due to
sepsis that she developed after her dog licked her. But
she's optimistic about her future and hopes to regain enough
function so she can return home and kill the dog.
I think that's nice. That's I bet she doesn't strangle him.
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She knows the dog didn't do it on purpose. After all,
it's not a cat.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Thank you, Kenny Webster, no longer stand up comedian, No,
no longer. I do hate cats though, for really, really,
if you had to eat an animal, what would you eat?
Speaker 8 (25:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I mean an animal? Well, I mean an animal. You're
not supposed to eat like a horse or a dog
or something.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
A Mexican girl, a Mexican torta.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I would have a torta. Yummy, yummy, yummy, Jesse.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
I was looking at the news today and there's some
odd things here for us to talk about. You could
tell we really planned this out this afternoon. We didn't
plan it at all. Liquid death and Spotify. Do you
know what liquid death is? You don't drink alcohol? I don't,
So when you're at you drink energy drinks. Oh I
can't drink alcohol, can you? Because I'm allergic to it.
My whole family is wildly allergic to alcohol. Every time
we drink, we break out in this bright orange jumpsuit
(25:41):
that says Harris County on the back and what yeah,
and lasts for months.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's a huge allergic reaction.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
And the only care to it is to call that
bail bonds place and call Johnny DeShawn Bailbonds, And that's
that's the only way to get out. How come all
of your sponsors are lawyers and bail bonds truck companies.
It's people I need on standby in case the in
case ice comes and gets me.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
And then obviously the Republic Boot Company.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yes, they're tremendous. Chris Conrad and Republic Boot Company. The
guys are great over there there. I just text Chris
before I walked in. They're gonna come to the show.
That's at House of Blues, our Right side of Comedy show.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I always like to.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Brag that I have black friends, but then when I'm
around black people, I brag that I'm friends with Jesse.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Same thing. I'm like the Training We're all for blackism.
I'm like the Gateway. It's like, I'm like, I'm like
Delta nine for black people.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, It's like, I'm not all the way there yet,
but I've got a felony and I've been to prison.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
It's legal in all fifty states because Trump signed the
Farm Act. That makes it okay. Anyway, what were we
talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Oh yeah, Liquid Death and they teamed up the canned
water brand is selling the first ever music streaming earn.
You can get an URN.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I think I have a picture of this I can
put up on the screen for people that are watching
us live streaming right now.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
This is a real thing. You could buy an earn
and the urn it plays music for you. After your Dead.
It's called the Eternal Playlist Earn. Spotify is involved.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
They only made one hundred and fifty I think to
get us to talk about it, so it's probably working
right now.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
No, that is great.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
And if you don't change the default music, it does
default to another one bites the Dust.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's it. Well, that's great. Yeah, that's very charming. They
made an ad if you want to see it, hang on,
let me put it up on the screen here for
the people watching us live streaming. Kids love the stream
these days, I've noticed streams are really in hang on.
The computer doesn't go as fast as I do, or
as fast as the broadcast does.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
All right, let's tune this up. Hang On, introducing the
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Speaker 2 (28:18):
Obviously they're kidding, but you know someone could, I mean,
you could sue for any stupid thing. But Buffalo Wild
Wings got sued recently for their boneless bites because somebody
figured out they're not Actually it's not actually the wing
that's that's in the boneless bight. They lost in court.
The court agreed with Buffalo wild Wings, but apparently now
they do have to serve buffalo so that's.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Part of it. Thank you. I never liked you, Guinea.
I got the laugh, I got it.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I can't wait till get a liquid death earn for
my father when he dies and put it on a
CDC's Highway to Hell.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
See you are real white trash. That's how one hundred yes,
you're a said it is. What is the best white
trash food? Jesse Peyton?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
If you had to pick.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Uh fried baloney with the string on it, with the
string on it, the red you know, the red thing
we were you know we see boloney h rawl like
that was just what that was a normal meal for
us as a white trash person. How often do you
replace your underwear, well, underwear, I don't wear underwear. I
asked you on real white tresh what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You know the worst thing about that question is as
I was asking it, I've been on tour with Jesse before,
We've shared a tour bus, We've been in a hotel.
I knew the answer as I was asking it, but
I still needed a segue into this. The Guardian, the
news outlet, is going viral with a story on how
underwear doesn't.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Last as long as you think.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Some experts claim you should replace old underwear once every
six months.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Doesn't that seem a little excessive?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, because that's I only have two pair of underwear
and I'm aware it's ninety uses each. That's that's math
right there. In It tracks like I don't want to
pick up your personal business too much, But isn't it?
Kind of underwear is like the last Like if.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Your pants rap, what if? What else have you got?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
That's it? I mean, but I'm forty five years old.
I've never had pants rip. Maybe once you never had
pants rip. I had a pair of pants rip at
our show at the Docy Dough. I was walking down
the stairs and there was like a nail. There was
a nail coming out and it ripped my pants right
as I was about to go on stage.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
And that wasn't even the weirdest thing about that night.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
The weirdest thing about that night is Kenny bought those
pants at Forever twenty once. I think the weirdest thing
about that night was the arrest that happened outside.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
But oh, docy dough.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
I think in Valentine's Day, Valentine's dosy do, Yeah, your
stalker got arrested.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
All right, let's talk more about white trash food for
a minute.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
McDonald's has unveiled its biggest burger yet, the Big Archburger
they're calling it, and it's pretty much exactly what you
think it is.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Do you remember the Arch Deluxe. They used to have
the Arch Deluxe back in the day.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Now they've got the Big Archburger, which is just you know,
very large bird. That woman I'm dating that investigates pedophiles
for a living, she won't let her kids eat McDonald
She thinks it's disgusting, it's got too many chemicals in it.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
But this now they're missing out on the biggest burger.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Sure it'll give you you know, a colon cancer, but
look how delicious it looks.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
You know, hey, you only live once.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah, for a guy that doesn't drink any alcohol or
do any drugs, you do subject yourself to some pretty
unhealthy food on a regular basis.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I did.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I love, I love awful food, Canny, I love drive through.
I eat Jack in the Box tacos at three in
the morning after shows. How hits the schedule a lot too?
Jack in the Box taco is high art, It's been.
It's so much so that there's an expensive restaurant here
called Liberty Kitchen in Houston, and there's an item on
the menu called jib Tacos, and all it is is
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a fancy version of the Jack in the Box taco.
I I just I want to give kudos to Jack,
because you know, I'm forty five years old. I've lived
through a lot of you know, economic inflation, and Jack
and the Box Tacos have been two for ninety nine
since since.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
I was six. How do they?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, how they do that? How are they still can deal?
And there's still places where they're two for any none sense? Well,
I'm sure they're not short changing us on the ingredients.
I bet it's the best stuff possible.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I bet it's the best possible thing you could possibly
eat for your health. In there the most deceitful states,
according to a new report Jesse Payton, what do you
think they are?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Deceitful states? California, New York, They've got to be on
the list. Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Now, according to this information, we've heard all about hackers
from Russia, scammers from Southeast Asia, skamers from Somalia, scammers
from Nigeria.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I don't know why, I lie. A lot of them
are from that part of the world.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I won't even speculate, but perhaps you're more likely to
be swindled by shady Americans, especially in Sin City. Nevada
ranks is America's most defeatful deceitful state, with one in
five residents admitting they lie often in almost sixty thousand
report having participated in fraud per year.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
But are we looking at this the wrong way?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Is it possible that the most deceitful state would not
admit to being the most deceitful state. Nevada is the
least deceitful state. I think that's kind of a paradox.
I know, yeah, I agree, like if a man says
women are never wrong and men are always wrong, but
then he says that, then it's like he must be wrong,
So then that would mean that men are wrong.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I just hate the women are right. It is a paradox,
and I hate that. The very first thing that they
measured deceit by was do you lie? Because there's been
many a time I've been like, no, it's just an
ingrown hair.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, of course an STI no, pers certainly not. And
you always wear a condom. I'm sure that's always the case, right, Yeah, No, No,
I'm celibate. Yes, oh, yes, you're a virgin. No, I'm celibate.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Sometimes I give a little bit away and sometimes I celibate.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Okay, that's actually kind of gross. All right.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Have you seen the new trend while we're on the
food topic. Here we were on the food topic, there's
this trend they're doing now in Asia to lose weight
where they eat plastic I'm gonna put this up on
the screen for people watching us. They put the food
inside of a plastic bag and then they chew it,
and then they don't eat the food, and then they
pull out say get the uh, the experience of eating food,
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but actually they haven't eaten anything, and they don't get
any of the nutrients. It's just the tip for food
that's exactly so weird. It's called a mouth condom. It
is supposedly a weight loss hack, but it's very dangerous
for a lot of reasons. Experts worry that it could
intensify cravings over time because stimulating eating, simulating eating.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Does not provide the body with energy or nourishment. Yeah, no, kidding, duh.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
There's also concern that're doing stuff like this rewires your
brain and can lead to you developing serious eating disorders. Look,
even this old man's doing it. Uh oh, I guess
they're uh, they're locking up there. It's a joke. They're
locking up their mouth. I don't this isn't even the
weirdest Asian food trend. Don't They have a thing there
called mongbong or something where they you can watch people
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eat food and that's like it's like watching kids play
video games or something that's weird.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I mean, I do, I do get it because I
struggled since they took away porn Hub and exus is
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
And what happened with that? What do you do about muckbang.
That's what it's called muckbang. Muckbang. Don't google that, guys.
It might rewrite you a porn hub.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
No, it's Weirdly, porn might be less disgusting than when
it shows you.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
It shows you videos of children eating food. They're called
muckbang videos.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
They get messy food and then you watch a kid
eat eel or something like.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
I think Joe Biden outlawed it because he couldn't smell them.
I mean, yeah, I would outlaw.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I've always been confused about whether or not we should
outlaw what is it? Ah, there's a conversation about AI
generated child porn. Right should we make that illegal? And
on its surface it seems obvious, Yeah, of course you should, Jesse.
But then on the other hand, if it's not legal
and people can make it, isn't that just.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
A way for us to figure out who all the
pedophiles are.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Yeah, and that's a very it's a catch twenty two
And it's a double edged sword. And I say the
same thing about you know, legalizing prostitution.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
You know, is it bad?
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Sure, but if it takes away from sex crimes because
people have an o for it, I don't. I mean,
how do you how do you argue against it?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I've always felt like the best argument for sex work
as this because I'm a conservative, but I'm a libertarian.
First of all, it's the oldest profession it spender. It's
gonna happen whether you want it to or not, whether
you want it to or not. If we regulate it
a little bit, we could stop the trafficking and the
child sex and all that.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
But then there's this other side.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You ever admit it, Dude who is extremely disabled, there's
nothing wrong with their brain, but they can't like extreme
cerebral palsy whatever. Stephen Hawking has that kind of thing.
Don't you think that guy deserves to spend three hundred
bucks once a month?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Like, what's he gonna do? Who's gonna voluntarily? That's not
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
I agree, I'm all, I'm a consent guy. I'm like,
if both parties agree, I'm way I'm way left of
middle on that kinney. And one thing that is, if
it's both parties consent and everyone's on board for it,
if you want to pay three hundred bucks and she
wants to, you know, leak your toes or whatever your
thing is. If everybody's agreed, who cares. I don't care
if it ain't got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I do think that now that I've been married once
for a love, the next time I want to marry,
I want it to be for money.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah. Absolutely, you deserve a sugar mama.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
Gain.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I'm looking for an older woman that's interested in a
guy who says inappropriate things at dinner parties and doesn't
know where the forks go at a you know.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Yeah, I'm looking for the opposite lady. So this is
why Kitty and I can hang out on the road.
We like different things because he likes blondes and I
like men. And no, that's a joke as a joke,
as a joke, but I'm looking for he likes the
older sugar mamas. I want a young girl with low
self esteemed daddy issues at a latex allergy that said,
I like blondes and you like trash. That's really That's
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really what that boils down to. Jesse Payton, you're out
on the road. We're going to be in Denham Springs
next week.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
People can come check us out if they want to
go the right side of comedy obviously is the new
show that we're doing every week now, not every week,
but every month at least, and very exciting Denham Springs.
Look at how handsome we look on that flyer. That's
a great flyer. I had to AI generate it to
make you as hot as me, I know, and it
worked too. Jess Pain and Kenny Webster uncensored, unwoke, kind, apologetic.
(38:03):
If people cannot make our show at the House of
Blues in June, they should come to this instead. And
I got to tell you, at some point people might
get sick of tuning into this show and just hearing
us promote our radio show, but our comedy show.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
But uh, you know, I don't have anything else going on.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
You know what happens, though, is people who actually do
come to the shows circle back and they're like, man,
we had a blast. Yeah, Because you can say what
you want about the people who don't like it, who
the people who complain have never been The people who
come always come back. And you can ask the people
in Charlotte and Greenville. In Greensboro, me and Chad were
just out there and we had a.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Chad prether, the very brilliant Chad prether. He's done right
side of comedy with it. He is, and he's getting
married now. He just moved to Tennessee. He is, or
should I not say that? Do the stalkers not know
where he is? Okay, well, it's fine. We don't want
to compound. He got him a sugar moment.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Get tickets at jesseisfunny dot com.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning for more
of what you bought a radio for.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
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Hi, everybody, Kenny Webster here, Thank you so much for
tuning in big afternoon today. Daniel Turner stopping by from
Powerthefuture dot Com. We are going to talk about last
night's State of the Union address. We'll play all the
sound bites for you. You're gonna want to hear all
of it. And two comedians stopping by. Alex Stein is
booked at our upcoming Right Side a comedy show we're
doing Friday, June twelfth.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It has been all over the news.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Alex Stein will be calling in from Dallas right now
in the studio with me right now, also performing at
that show.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Jesse Payton.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You and I I've been doing couple's therapy quite a
bit lately, and you were just bragging about how you
were celibate for five years.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
How'd you pull that off. Well, Kenny, I was married
for five years. Oh, I guess that makes sense simple.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Kenny has always thought the best things in life are free, free,
plus tax. Of course, Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
See the joke is that married people don't have sex.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
President Trump delivered his State of the Union address last night.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Let me sum it up for you.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It was more fun to watch than Bad Bunnies super
Bowl halftime show. Let's just put it that way. Oh
you didn't watch, That's okay, You're in luck. We're going
to play some clips for you right now. In fact,
my buddy Daniel Turner from Power of the Future, he's
on an energy policy expert. He was up late last
night watching the State of the Union address and also
(01:53):
birthing lambs. Jill, are you covered in the placenta of
a lamb?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Right now?
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Daniel?
Speaker 8 (02:00):
I have washed my hands, but you should see some
of the stuff that I have put on my phone.
As you know, you're trying to you take a photo
or retweet something or follow Kenny Webster on social media,
and you have after birth all over your wrists. So yeah,
it's a little gross. Thank of this for Clorox.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Wipes, who among us has never had after birth all
over our wrists while watching a Trump speech? But I digress.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
There were a lot of.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Great moments from last night's speech. I think this was
the best he trolled the left.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Donald Trump created a political ad moment last night when
he did this.
Speaker 9 (02:30):
So tonight, I'm inviting every legislature to join with my
administration and reaffirming a fundamental principle. If you agree with
this statement, then stand up and show your support. The
first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens,
not illegal aliens.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
So then all the Democrats remain seated And are they
not aware of the optics of this? I mean, this
was a primary issue in the last election. Maybe it's
not as important now that the problems seemingly been solved,
But I think most people still agree with that point.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Daniel, You would wonder who they think they're loyalty is too.
I mean, that wasn't a really controversial statement, and you know,
he set them up perfectly and they stepped in it right.
It was absolute perfect debate. If I'm running in any
race now in twenty twenty six, I just show that
over and over again when it comes time to voting.
(03:26):
Not going to stand with Americans, He's going to stand
with foreigners. He going to stand with illegals. There was
a congressman I forget his name. I've seen him before.
You know, he's one of those guys who we all
knew growing up that you just kind of felt like,
did he get punched enough? Floppy hair? You know, his
dad was a banker. He probably went to brown or something.
And he was sitting there all small, angry. He had
(03:49):
a Ukraine lapel pin on. Obviously he stands with Ukraine, right,
And when they introduced the family of the Ukrainian woman
who was murdered to death, murdered in that awful bus
attack in North Carolina, he didn't stand for her. And
I thought you would stand for illegals and immigrants. I'm
sure you say you stand against Ice, you stand for
(04:10):
Ukraine by your lapel pen This is your chance, buddy.
You got an immigrant and a Ukrainian and he sat
there in his seat, smug and angry, and you just
wonder what demons exist in the hearts of these people.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Boy, you said it, and I couldn't help but notice
ilhan Omar got really offended. When Donald Trump reunited a
man who was imprisoned by Maduro with his family hadn't
seen in years. That was when Ilhan Omar and Rashida
Talib got up and left.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
You know, I'm wondering what part of the Islam catches
up to this when women like her are just told
to be quiet. I mean, I thought, in Islam, you're
not supposed to be so mouthy, and boy, what a
nasty woman she is. Go back in time, not long ago,
when a congressman, I forget whose name it was, who
you out at Obama? You lie at the State of
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the Union. Yeah, audible gas. There was garment rending. Every
anchor afterwards talked about the horrible moment this was. And
yet Ilhan never shut her trap the entire time, and
it was fine. It was accepted. You know, we hear
all the time about white privilege and male privilege, talk
about minority woman privilege. You get to yamor and yamor
(05:25):
and scream and everyone just sits there and tea.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah that's true to her. A baseball game, you're correct
about that. Yeah, that was two thousand and nine. Your
phone cut out there for just a minute. FYI, I
don't know if you could stand by a window or something,
but that was two thousand and nine. That's okay, you
were talking about Joe Wilson. Joe Wilson was making the
point that Obama was lying about what obama Care would
eventually do, and that it resulted in him being reprimanded
(05:50):
by the House of Representatives.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But he was correct about the fact that Obama was
lying about Joe Wilson was probably one of the only
people on earth that had actually read the Affordable Care
Act at that point, and it turned out, all those
years later, we punished a guy for telling the truth.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
It kind of reminded me of the pandemic a little bit. Absolutely,
And he knew he was lying.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
Obama knew he was lying, and Congressman Wilson knew that
Obama was lying, and everybody knew this was a lie.
Illegals were going to get Obamacare. You weren't going to
be able to keep your doctor. You know, this was
a really contentious piece of legislation, and it was one
and it was a loud whisper if you remember, it
wasn't it wasn't the nonsense that we saw last night.
But ilhan Omar Rashida to leave. Just never stopped screaming
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the entire time. And they got away with it, you know.
And that's the privilege of being a minority Democrat woman.
You can do stuff like that and there are no reprimands.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, there was a couple awkward moments, the screaming Infidel's moment.
Hang on, let me play a little clip of this.
Il Han and Rashida seemed to be a little triggered
by Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
They did no.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Criminal in many cases, drug loads, murders all over our country.
They're blocking the removal of these people out.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Of They didn't like that he was talking about how
illegal immigrants murder people. And of course they're mad that
two people were killed by ice in Minneapolis. But I mean,
without diving into that, I'd say both of the people
that died at the hands of ice in Minneapolis really
died because of their own bad decision making. But anyway,
before we got off on that, I hate to run
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out of time here. What was said last night about
energy policy? Because there were a few important points. Trump
highlighted some sharp declines and gas prices. He touted increased
domestic production. He repeated drill, baby, drill, and then a
major new announcement addressed rising electricity demand for AI data centers.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Can you talk a little bit about that for us, Daniel.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Yeah, I mean he definitely, you know, counted his successes
in a year. I thought he could have gone harder
on this because all affordability issue comes down to affordable energy.
Since energy makes the world go around, and you know,
your your audience there, especially locally in Houston, which is
deeply knowledgeable of this issue, they would agree with me.
My concern about energy is that it's a little bit
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like oxygen when you're diving in a pool. You kind
of remember you need oxygen until you're running out of it,
and then usually it's in panic mode and you're too late.
We didn't reverse our oil policy by accident, and we
didn't bring down the price of gas by accident. These
were deliberate actions, and now that we're kind of back
to two dollars and thirty cent gallon gas, we're kind
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of forgetting how we got here. And my concern always
with energy policy is that if we don't aggressively protect
it every single day, those idiots are going to somehow
reverse it. They'll get power again, and they'll say, you
know what we should do, Kenny. We need to focus
more on renewables, and then they'll drive prices right back up.
So I was glad he talked about his wins. I
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think he needs to hit people over the head metaphorically
on a daily basis that if we if we forget energy,
it's going to go back to what was under Biden.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I can't help but notice that anytime that they tell
us about renewable energy, it never seems very renewable. I
mean the wind it's the you know, these windmill thing,
they're not recyclable.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
The solar panels they don't last very long. All this
stuff's useless after a couple of decades. How is that renewable?
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Yeah, exactly. And you know what was interesting that you
mentioned last night was the ability now for data centers
to provide their own electricity. That will be the proof
of whether or not renewables work. If you're Microsoft or
Meta or Google, and now the president has given you
authority to along with your data center, produce the electricity.
Let's see how many of them put up wind turbines
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right or solar fields or are they going to reach
out to your local nuclear engine, nuclear contract or your
local natural gas plants and say, hey, how can we
get a plant here? So it will be curious to
see what happens with renewables now that these tech companies
who all tend to skew very left. But where will
they put their corporate profits? Will they put it behind
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Chinese slave labor, wind and solar or will they put
it behind American fossil fuels? And I think we all
know the answer to that question, but I'm just being
I'm being facetious on this Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah, you know what, Daniel Turner, your tone and a
sense of humor are always appreciated here.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
The website is Powerthefuture dot com. Daniel is an advocate
for oil and gas workers, energy workers the country over.
You should follow him on AX and check out his website,
Power the Future dot What is the website for Powerthefuture
dot com?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Power the Future dot com? Hey, what a coincidence?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
The only thing that hurts more than paying taxes not
paying taxes Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
So it's not just a clever name. We'll be right back, bro.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
This is unbelievable, This thing that just happened in Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Right now, hang on, put this on, Jesse, Jesse Titan
in the building. Jesse, you didn't know we were on
the radio.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I thought you were talking.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Jesse.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
A Kentucky man was arrested for having sex with a
dead deer on the side of the road. That is
a very offensive thing to do in Kentucky. I mean
that kind of fed his whole family. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I still can't. I screwed up.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I didn't give you headphones here entertaining the audience, real question.
Oh that was really good. I've never had a stuffed venison.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Jesse, you need this.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
We're live on the air right now. I didn't get
Jesse headphones that. We have someone on the phone we
need to talk to. What Yeah, you know who's on
the line right now here? Pug out in here. Hold
on a second, but this is this was poorly playing.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
We're in a hurry because a very popular comedian from
Dallas Fort Worth is on the line, right yeah, Alex
Stein is on the line right now, Alex Fellas.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Richie?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Guys?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Can you believe we were getting canceled already?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I just love it.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
I'm so excited about all the dramas.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I'm just glad we're getting signal on a blamp and
get to talk to the pimp on a blimp.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Believe it or not, my blimp is in the shop.
I'm at a marriage Airlines at the gate about to
get on this plane and I'm on row thirty six C.
So I'm screwed, but you know, I'll make the best
of it. I got to do what I gotta do.
I'm going to University of Tennessee and I'm speaking tonight
for Turning Points, So you know, I gotta go grind
just like you guys. Got to kip on a blend.
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No day's off.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
What do you I've been doing Turning Point USA events,
and you know, it's it's funny that they ask people
like you and I to do it because we're a
little PG thirteen if you will. But I gotta say, Alex,
I do not like the way people have been talking
about Erica Kirk. I know this is a touchy topic.
I just feel like if Charlie was alive, he would
punch some of these people in the face. What's your
take on that?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Well, you know, I'm a free speech absolutist. So I
don't really want to shut down anybody's speech. But you know,
Candace going after her and accusing her of killing her,
you know, or planning her husband's murder, that's just ludicrous.
That did not happen. Erica had nothing to do with
her husband's death. But a lot of people are getting
clicks on it, and they're you know, going viral talking
about it. So I can understand why they're doing it,
(13:02):
but I mean, yeah, I hate it. It's disgusting.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
I you know, it makes me.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Sick for all the people, and especially Erica and her
kids that one day they're probably not online now, but
they're going to go back and look at this and
they're just gonna they're just the picture that they're painting
of Erica is just incredibly unfair and correct.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Alex, you are a very controversial person, but that is
a very reasonable take for you to have this week.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
You well, I'll tell you this much. Let me just
make this point too, because everybody's talking about all they
think it was Israel that killed him. Israel wouldn't have
killed Charlie. Charlie didn't leave the Israel cause he was
such a big supporter like they love Charlie. So it's
just some of these conspiracy theories don't make sense now
where I, you know, want to get into the conspiracies,
I'm like, did you know what were they talking about
in the discord? Did Lance Twigs the boyfriend know about it?
(13:48):
Because I'm pretty sure and I'm just speculating this that
that Tyler Robinson, he probably he could have acted alone,
but he probably told somebody he was going to do this,
and I'm just speculating that. I don't know that. So
I would like to go after the Robinson family in
the last Twigs family instead of going after Eric oc Kurk.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I will say this, I feel like Jesse, that they
we spend a lot of time in this country blaming
the Jews for things, and what would stand up comedy
be without the Jews?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You know, no material.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Hey, the three of us are all over the Houston
Chronicle this week because we have a comedy show coming
up Friday, June twelfth at the Houston House of Blues
Right and that has upset some people, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Lots of people.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
The Right Side of Comedy is a politically charged comedy show.
I want to remind you it's a comedy show, Uncensored, Unwoke,
got apologetty that we try to put limits and boundaries
on comedy and we come in there and we just
tell it like it is, and people they want to
indict us for that. But I do want to remind
people it's not just us pooping on the woke. We
talk about ourselves, we talk about everybody, we talk about Trump,
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we talk about Christians, we talk about everybody. It's just comedy.
I always tell people, jokes are rated E for everyone.
And here's the thing. The different between the right and
the left is when you make fun of the right,
we laugh the left and the right laughs. You make
fun of the left, the right laughs and the left
gets mad.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's wild.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So we've created a space for us where we can
come and just laugh. And the liberals are mad about that. Yeah,
they're furious about it.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
I want to make this point.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
You're exactly right.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
So I just worked on at Roseanne Barr's new show,
and she gave me a bit part, gave me a
couple of lines, and a lot of conservatives were on
the crew, but there's obviously a lot of liberals. They
shot in Austin. Know what was funny is is that
all the liberals that didn't like me because they knew
who I was on set, I like them, but you know,
and there was liberals there that they did get along with.
But the liberals are the ones that had to double
(15:39):
down it. They just couldn't like a conservative. So conservatives
don't hate liberals. It's liberals that hate us. That is
the big difference between the two of us.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
A million percent. Alex and me and you have worked
together what a dozen times? Man, We've always had a
lot of great time. We've always had good shows. But
here's the thing. I love so many liberal comics. I
watched Taylor Tomlinson's special last night. She's wildly left, and
I loved it because she's so good and she's so funny.
I don't care what her political stance is on foreign
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policy when she's up there talking and doing her I
always preach this, Alex, and I think you can attest.
I like to separate the art from the artist. Do
I think Trump is a great humanitarian and a person
At his core, He's probably not the greatest guy.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Is he great? Is he great for this country?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
He's absolutely, unequivocally, one hundred percent the best person who's
ever run this country in my forty five years on
this planet. Now I can separate the art from the
artists and still vote for him. It's just like r Kelly,
just because he makes terrible music doesn't mean I'm gonna
stop peeing on girls.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Well, it's funny you say that, because you know, you
don't become a billionaire without being a little ruthless. So
Trump does have that dog in him. But I think
that's why we all like him, and so you know,
that's the other thing is is there's a lot of
liberals that I do like. The Kenny and I were
just talking about this the other day. I used to
love Howard Stern and Howard Stern it's not even his
political viewpoints is that he used to make fun of
politicians and throw boloney on girls butts, and then he
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goes and interviews Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden and gives
him softball interviews. So like, you know, I don't dislike
him for his politics. I dislike him because he changed
his content, his comedy change, not his political viewpoints.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Again, but you just did the same thing. You separated
the art from the artist. I don't care what your
political beliefs are what are you serving the public?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
That's what I want to know. Yeah, it's a good question, Alex,
I wonder this.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Do you believe Trump when he says he didn't go
to Poundtown with Stormy Daniels.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh, he probably definitely hit that. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Yeah, but good for him.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
I mean he's a man. And you know a lot
of people, like you know, go after Milania. I think
Milania and this is no districted Trump. I think she
kind of runs the show. You know. I think there's
one person that Trump is not afraid of, but that
can tell him what to do, and it's Malania Trump.
So you know, she's definitely way more influential than I
think people give her credit for.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Amen to that.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
We are Alex Stein, Jesse Payinne and I going to
be at the House.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Of Blues Friday, June twelfth.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
This is going to be the biggest party at the
twenty twenty six Republican State Convention. If anybody's going to this,
get tickets now. Guarantee you this sells out. Buy them
while they're available. Alex, we know you got to jump
on a plane. You're normally a pimp on a blimm.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
On one right now.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Jesse, you're the man. Guys, we need to do this
longer later, but man, I really I'm so excited and
I love all the drama, and this is the last
thing I want to say. If protesters want to come,
please we encourage as many protesters as possible to come
to the event.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
We would love to see you guys there.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Let's just warn them though, because the Republicans have we're
definitely Second Amendment supporters, so we will all have guns yet,
but they have anxiety, so they'll be armed as well.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, they have.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
They apparently they have protective orders for three of their
seven personalities, so that'll be great.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Now, Alex, you're the man.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Fellers coming to Houston. Bro, We'll talk to you soon.
See pimp on a blimp, dude. How about that guy
we've had, you know, me and him have done twelve
fifteen shows together, and you introduced us, Ginny.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I hate to be the guy that does this, but
I bring together the worst people and then they become
friends with each other.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You do, leez It.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I introduced him to James Parker, who hosts a popular
afternoon show on WBAP. It's like the big talk station
in Dallas, and now they have Alex filling in on Local.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
It's the big right wing talk station there.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
And it used to be just a thing for geriatrics
and now millennials and gen xers and zoomers are getting
into talk.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Great.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Great.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I love Alex has Cojones Grandees. Yeah, and like he's
just fearless the things he does.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I love him.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Man.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
If you don't follow Alex Primetime Alex Stein on Instagram,
follow him.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Man, he's great.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We were talking about how people are mad about this
comedy show that we have coming up, and look, we
generally don't get mad at other people for doing comedy.
Why would we? I always say politics before comedy. I
don't care what your politics are, but I could not help.
But notice today there was trying to find the clip
right now. There was this comedian that went viral, Who's trans?
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Have you ever seen trans comedy before?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah? I have never.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I've never seen any funny trans comedy, though there is,
and I'm not saying that because it's political, because there
are liberal comics whom I really really like, and I
think they're funny and they make me laugh very hard.
But I've never met a trans person that did it.
All right, let me say if I can find the
clip now I've lost it. I built this up for
nothing here. It's so hard for me to concentrate on
trans comedy because I'm sitting there with an erection.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I can't focus Kenny on what's.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Going on because I'm like, oh my god, it's like
the face of a girl, but the personality of a
dude like.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I'm in love? Well, who am my gosh?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I can't find the clip right now, there's a trans
comedian who went viral because she had made the point
or him?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Do I have to pretend when I'm I don't have
to pretend?
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Right with this?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
This comedian went viral in uh, let's see, I have
it on my page here. You could tell the thrill
of live radio everybody. This is really well planned out.
This comedian went viral. Here we go. It's a transgender comedian.
Let me put this up on the screen here. By
the way, I didn't explain that in addition to being like, hey,
that's what that's not trans.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
No, this is a dude in a dress with a
baseball cap, and it's never you've made this point before
about people that are ugly become trans so they could
try to get way. I always say this too, just
because the opposite sex doesn't want to sleep with you
doesn't mean you were born in the wrong body.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
You're just ugly. Yeah, right, exactly, not trans. Just be
a four.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
If you were a four as a dude, you're not
gonna be a nine as a girl.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
You're gonna be a three with lipstick in or mustache.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
All right.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
So this clip went viral because this is a trans comic,
and I don't get offended by anything, Jesse, I don't.
I don't get offended, though. It just amazed me that
I stumbled across this bit the stand up comedian the
same week that people were trying to cancel our House
a Blues show, I stumbled across this.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I think we should start killing kids until they let
us use whatever bathroom.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
They Okay, so Alex is making the point. He's a
free speech absolutist.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Me too.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I don't think you should be punished for making that
dontdom comment. I don't think that should be criminal. But
it's weird to think that those are the people trying
to cancel our comedy show. You know, I agree one
hundred percent. That sounds like it's a comedy show. I
see a mic stand if that's a stand up show.
If that's a stand up show, there's absolutely nothing wrong
with that. Now, if he was doing this on a
TED Talk or a suicide hotline or whatever the big
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place is that these trans people go to meet and talk,
then there's nothing. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
I disagree with the message, but I disagree with a
lot of the messages I say online. But it's wild
that I would never try to cancel this person. I
personally think under the umbrella of comedy, everything should be
okay one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Every joke should be on board and above above board.
So yeah, well how about that? Well, I want to
go ahead and agree with you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Jesse Peyton in the studio right now, you and I
have a show coming up in Denham Springs, not this weekend,
but next.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
That's right, Baton Rouge Locals.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
We're gonna be in Denham Springs at Southern Rhythm on
Entertainment VINGU Southern Rhythm Entertainment. We're gonna be back. Last
time we over sold it. They told me they're like, Jesse,
don't sell as many tickets. This time, we couldn't staff everybody,
so we capped it at two hundred instead of three
fifty like we did last time. And there are a
few tickets left, but it's probably gonna sell out. Denim Springs,
March seventh, in at Southern Rhythm. Me and Kenny were
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doing the right side of comedy, uncensored, unwoke, unapologetic, live
stand up comedy show with me and Kenny. It's gonna
be fantastic. Guys, do not want to miss. It's gonna
be the place to be if you're in Denham Springs,
March seventh. Tickets are available at jesse Isfunny dot com
and I think you can get them on some of
Kenny's pages. Not there, can you get to scroll down
on my website. You gotta fix your website pro.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Here we go, March seventh, Denham Springs at Southern Rim Rhythm.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
That's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
We were backstage at Southern Rim at Rhythm not long ago,
and one of the things I enjoyed about it was
it's a country music venue when they're not doing comedy,
and they had one of those giant hands of hairspray,
and I did not realize if I inhaled that stuff
I could catch a buzz off of it.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
That must be well, yeah, I didn't know that. It's
aquain net. I know that's what it was. That's the
fit in all of the eighties. I think that explains
the high birth rate over that they see. Whenever you
lose sight of the enemy, look behind you. Yeah, that's
a bad paranoia right there, probably brought on by a
bong ripper to Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
All right, we're back on the air.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
A woman lost all four of her limbs due to
sepsis that she developed after her dog licked her. But
she's optimistic about her future and hopes to regain enough
function so she can return home and kill the dog.
I think that's nice. That's I bet she doesn't strangle him.
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She knows the dog didn't do it on purpose. After all,
it's not a cat.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Thank you, Kenny Webster, no longer stand up comedian, No,
no longer. I do hate cats though, for really, really,
if you had to eat an animal, what would you eat?
Speaker 8 (25:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I mean an animal? Well, I mean an animal. You're
not supposed to eat like a horse or a dog
or something.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
A Mexican girl, a Mexican torta.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I would have a torta. Yummy, yummy, yummy, Jesse.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
I was looking at the news today and there's some
odd things here for us to talk about. You could
tell we really planned this out this afternoon. We didn't
plan it at all. Liquid death and Spotify. Do you
know what liquid death is? You don't drink alcohol? I don't,
So when you're at you drink energy drinks. Oh I
can't drink alcohol, can you? Because I'm allergic to it.
My whole family is wildly allergic to alcohol. Every time
we drink, we break out in this bright orange jumpsuit
(25:41):
that says Harris County on the back and what yeah,
and lasts for months.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's a huge allergic reaction.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
And the only care to it is to call that
bail bonds place and call Johnny DeShawn Bailbonds, And that's
that's the only way to get out. How come all
of your sponsors are lawyers and bail bonds truck companies.
It's people I need on standby in case the in
case ice comes and gets me.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
And then obviously the Republic Boot Company.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yes, they're tremendous. Chris Conrad and Republic Boot Company. The
guys are great over there there. I just text Chris
before I walked in. They're gonna come to the show.
That's at House of Blues, our Right side of Comedy show.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I always like to.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Brag that I have black friends, but then when I'm
around black people, I brag that I'm friends with Jesse.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Same thing. I'm like the Training We're all for blackism.
I'm like the Gateway. It's like, I'm like, I'm like
Delta nine for black people.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, It's like, I'm not all the way there yet,
but I've got a felony and I've been to prison.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
It's legal in all fifty states because Trump signed the
Farm Act. That makes it okay. Anyway, what were we
talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Oh yeah, Liquid Death and they teamed up the canned
water brand is selling the first ever music streaming earn.
You can get an URN.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I think I have a picture of this I can
put up on the screen for people that are watching
us live streaming right now.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
This is a real thing. You could buy an earn
and the urn it plays music for you. After your Dead.
It's called the Eternal Playlist Earn. Spotify is involved.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
They only made one hundred and fifty I think to
get us to talk about it, so it's probably working
right now.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
No, that is great.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
And if you don't change the default music, it does
default to another one bites the Dust.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's it. Well, that's great. Yeah, that's very charming. They
made an ad if you want to see it, hang on,
let me put it up on the screen here for
the people watching us live streaming. Kids love the stream
these days, I've noticed streams are really in hang on.
The computer doesn't go as fast as I do, or
as fast as the broadcast does.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
All right, let's tune this up. Hang On, introducing the
Eternal Playlist, Earth from Liquid Death and Spotify, the first
ever Earn with a built in wireless speaker. What's the
worst part about being dead? You can't listen to music.
Now you can enjoy all your favorite jams for eternity,
(27:56):
upload remains and you will upgrade any past life experience.
Research shows that if you keep the dead happy, they're
less likely to haunt you. Music has been shown to
reduce huntings by up to forty seven percent, so give
them what they're asking for with the latest innovation in
being dead. Get the eternal playlist? Now what liquid death?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Obviously they're kidding, but you know someone could, I mean,
you could sue for any stupid thing. But Buffalo Wild
Wings got sued recently for their boneless bites because somebody
figured out they're not Actually it's not actually the wing
that's that's in the boneless bight. They lost in court.
The court agreed with Buffalo wild Wings, but apparently now
they do have to serve buffalo so that's.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Part of it. Thank you. I never liked you, Guinea.
I got the laugh, I got it.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I can't wait till get a liquid death earn for
my father when he dies and put it on a
CDC's Highway to Hell.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
See you are real white trash. That's how one hundred yes,
you're a said it is. What is the best white
trash food? Jesse Peyton?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
If you had to pick.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Uh fried baloney with the string on it, with the
string on it, the red you know, the red thing
we were you know we see boloney h rawl like
that was just what that was a normal meal for
us as a white trash person. How often do you
replace your underwear, well, underwear, I don't wear underwear. I
asked you on real white tresh what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You know the worst thing about that question is as
I was asking it, I've been on tour with Jesse before,
We've shared a tour bus, We've been in a hotel.
I knew the answer as I was asking it, but
I still needed a segue into this. The Guardian, the
news outlet, is going viral with a story on how
underwear doesn't.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Last as long as you think.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Some experts claim you should replace old underwear once every
six months.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Doesn't that seem a little excessive?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, because that's I only have two pair of underwear
and I'm aware it's ninety uses each. That's that's math
right there. In It tracks like I don't want to
pick up your personal business too much, But isn't it?
Kind of underwear is like the last Like if.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Your pants rap, what if? What else have you got?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
That's it? I mean, but I'm forty five years old.
I've never had pants rip. Maybe once you never had
pants rip. I had a pair of pants rip at
our show at the Docy Dough. I was walking down
the stairs and there was like a nail. There was
a nail coming out and it ripped my pants right
as I was about to go on stage.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
And that wasn't even the weirdest thing about that night.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
The weirdest thing about that night is Kenny bought those
pants at Forever twenty once. I think the weirdest thing
about that night was the arrest that happened outside.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
But oh, docy dough.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
I think in Valentine's Day, Valentine's dosy do, Yeah, your
stalker got arrested.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
All right, let's talk more about white trash food for
a minute.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
McDonald's has unveiled its biggest burger yet, the Big Archburger
they're calling it, and it's pretty much exactly what you
think it is.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Do you remember the Arch Deluxe. They used to have
the Arch Deluxe back in the day.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Now they've got the Big Archburger, which is just you know,
very large bird. That woman I'm dating that investigates pedophiles
for a living, she won't let her kids eat McDonald
She thinks it's disgusting, it's got too many chemicals in it.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
But this now they're missing out on the biggest burger.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Sure it'll give you you know, a colon cancer, but
look how delicious it looks.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
You know, hey, you only live once.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah, for a guy that doesn't drink any alcohol or
do any drugs, you do subject yourself to some pretty
unhealthy food on a regular basis.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I did.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I love, I love awful food, Canny, I love drive through.
I eat Jack in the Box tacos at three in
the morning after shows. How hits the schedule a lot too?
Jack in the Box taco is high art, It's been.
It's so much so that there's an expensive restaurant here
called Liberty Kitchen in Houston, and there's an item on
the menu called jib Tacos, and all it is is
(31:41):
a fancy version of the Jack in the Box taco.
I I just I want to give kudos to Jack,
because you know, I'm forty five years old. I've lived
through a lot of you know, economic inflation, and Jack
and the Box Tacos have been two for ninety nine
since since.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
I was six. How do they?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, how they do that? How are they still can deal?
And there's still places where they're two for any none sense? Well,
I'm sure they're not short changing us on the ingredients.
I bet it's the best stuff possible.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I bet it's the best possible thing you could possibly
eat for your health. In there the most deceitful states,
according to a new report Jesse Payton, what do you
think they are?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Deceitful states? California, New York, They've got to be on
the list. Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Now, according to this information, we've heard all about hackers
from Russia, scammers from Southeast Asia, skamers from Somalia, scammers
from Nigeria.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I don't know why, I lie. A lot of them
are from that part of the world.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I won't even speculate, but perhaps you're more likely to
be swindled by shady Americans, especially in Sin City. Nevada
ranks is America's most defeatful deceitful state, with one in
five residents admitting they lie often in almost sixty thousand
report having participated in fraud per year.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
But are we looking at this the wrong way?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Is it possible that the most deceitful state would not
admit to being the most deceitful state. Nevada is the
least deceitful state. I think that's kind of a paradox.
I know, yeah, I agree, like if a man says
women are never wrong and men are always wrong, but
then he says that, then it's like he must be wrong,
So then that would mean that men are wrong.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I just hate the women are right. It is a paradox,
and I hate that. The very first thing that they
measured deceit by was do you lie? Because there's been
many a time I've been like, no, it's just an
ingrown hair.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, of course an STI no, pers certainly not. And
you always wear a condom. I'm sure that's always the case, right, Yeah, No, No,
I'm celibate. Yes, oh, yes, you're a virgin. No, I'm celibate.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Sometimes I give a little bit away and sometimes I celibate.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Okay, that's actually kind of gross. All right.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Have you seen the new trend while we're on the
food topic. Here we were on the food topic, there's
this trend they're doing now in Asia to lose weight
where they eat plastic I'm gonna put this up on
the screen for people watching us. They put the food
inside of a plastic bag and then they chew it,
and then they don't eat the food, and then they
pull out say get the uh, the experience of eating food,
(34:05):
but actually they haven't eaten anything, and they don't get
any of the nutrients. It's just the tip for food
that's exactly so weird. It's called a mouth condom. It
is supposedly a weight loss hack, but it's very dangerous
for a lot of reasons. Experts worry that it could
intensify cravings over time because stimulating eating, simulating eating.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Does not provide the body with energy or nourishment. Yeah, no, kidding, duh.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
There's also concern that're doing stuff like this rewires your
brain and can lead to you developing serious eating disorders. Look,
even this old man's doing it. Uh oh, I guess
they're uh, they're locking up there. It's a joke. They're
locking up their mouth. I don't this isn't even the
weirdest Asian food trend. Don't They have a thing there
called mongbong or something where they you can watch people
(34:50):
eat food and that's like it's like watching kids play
video games or something that's weird.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I mean, I do, I do get it because I
struggled since they took away porn Hub and exus is
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
And what happened with that? What do you do about muckbang.
That's what it's called muckbang. Muckbang. Don't google that, guys.
It might rewrite you a porn hub.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
No, it's Weirdly, porn might be less disgusting than when
it shows you.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
It shows you videos of children eating food. They're called
muckbang videos.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
They get messy food and then you watch a kid
eat eel or something like.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
I think Joe Biden outlawed it because he couldn't smell them.
I mean, yeah, I would outlaw.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I've always been confused about whether or not we should
outlaw what is it? Ah, there's a conversation about AI
generated child porn. Right should we make that illegal? And
on its surface it seems obvious, Yeah, of course you should, Jesse.
But then on the other hand, if it's not legal
and people can make it, isn't that just.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
A way for us to figure out who all the
pedophiles are.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Yeah, and that's a very it's a catch twenty two
And it's a double edged sword. And I say the
same thing about you know, legalizing prostitution.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
You know, is it bad?
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Sure, but if it takes away from sex crimes because
people have an o for it, I don't. I mean,
how do you how do you argue against it?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I've always felt like the best argument for sex work
as this because I'm a conservative, but I'm a libertarian.
First of all, it's the oldest profession it spender. It's
gonna happen whether you want it to or not, whether
you want it to or not. If we regulate it
a little bit, we could stop the trafficking and the
child sex and all that.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
But then there's this other side.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You ever admit it, Dude who is extremely disabled, there's
nothing wrong with their brain, but they can't like extreme
cerebral palsy whatever. Stephen Hawking has that kind of thing.
Don't you think that guy deserves to spend three hundred
bucks once a month?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Like, what's he gonna do? Who's gonna voluntarily? That's not
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
I agree, I'm all, I'm a consent guy. I'm like,
if both parties agree, I'm way I'm way left of
middle on that kinney. And one thing that is, if
it's both parties consent and everyone's on board for it,
if you want to pay three hundred bucks and she
wants to, you know, leak your toes or whatever your
thing is. If everybody's agreed, who cares. I don't care
if it ain't got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I do think that now that I've been married once
for a love, the next time I want to marry,
I want it to be for money.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah. Absolutely, you deserve a sugar mama.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
Gain.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I'm looking for an older woman that's interested in a
guy who says inappropriate things at dinner parties and doesn't
know where the forks go at a you know.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Yeah, I'm looking for the opposite lady. So this is
why Kitty and I can hang out on the road.
We like different things because he likes blondes and I
like men. And no, that's a joke as a joke,
as a joke, but I'm looking for he likes the
older sugar mamas. I want a young girl with low
self esteemed daddy issues at a latex allergy that said,
I like blondes and you like trash. That's really That's
(37:35):
really what that boils down to. Jesse Payton, you're out
on the road. We're going to be in Denham Springs
next week.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
People can come check us out if they want to
go the right side of comedy obviously is the new
show that we're doing every week now, not every week,
but every month at least, and very exciting Denham Springs.
Look at how handsome we look on that flyer. That's
a great flyer. I had to AI generate it to
make you as hot as me, I know, and it
worked too. Jess Pain and Kenny Webster uncensored, unwoke, kind, apologetic.
(38:03):
If people cannot make our show at the House of
Blues in June, they should come to this instead. And
I got to tell you, at some point people might
get sick of tuning into this show and just hearing
us promote our radio show, but our comedy show.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
But uh, you know, I don't have anything else going on.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
You know what happens, though, is people who actually do
come to the shows circle back and they're like, man,
we had a blast. Yeah, Because you can say what
you want about the people who don't like it, who
the people who complain have never been The people who
come always come back. And you can ask the people
in Charlotte and Greenville. In Greensboro, me and Chad were
just out there and we had a.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Chad prether, the very brilliant Chad prether. He's done right
side of comedy with it. He is, and he's getting
married now. He just moved to Tennessee. He is, or
should I not say that? Do the stalkers not know
where he is? Okay, well, it's fine. We don't want
to compound. He got him a sugar moment.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Get tickets at jesseisfunny dot com.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning for more
of what you bought a radio for.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Have an awesome day.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happy Miss Radial.
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