February 11, 2026 • 43 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features standup comedian Will Loden. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
The federal government is reportedly investigating Nike for discriminating against
white workers. I'm just gonna climb out on a limb
here and guess Nike Golf is probably in the clear.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's just I'm just assuming. I don't know yet.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Guest appearance on the show this afternoon, My good buddy
will Loden is stopping by. William, very hilarious comedian from Houston, Texas.
If you don't know who that is, stick around.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
He's good.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
He's actually from Mississippi. He's a funny redneck guy. He's
coming by in a little bit. I know that's a
very marginalizing way of explaining him, but you know it's
basically what he is. By the way, Today's show. Today's
show is sponsored by Couple's Therapy. This Saturday night, it
is all going down in Spring, Texas at the Community
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Speaker 3 (02:03):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We're gonna be talking about ridiculous things this Saturday night,
so we might as well talk about some ridiculous things
right now. Let's start off with this SoundBite Canadian authorities
reacting to a trans shooter opening fire yesterday. Ten dead,
twenty five wounded.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
That includes the deceased gun person.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, and then separately, do you know the gun person's
relationship gun person?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm sorry, gunperson.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and whatever the hell
you identify as today, Welcome to the absurd becoming more
absurd by the moment. If you're stuck in traffic right now,
consider this your therapy session, because we're gonna roast the
woke zombies turning our world into a clown car. And
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it all started yesterday in Canada. Yeah, the frozen socialist
playground up north, the perfect snapshot of why trans ideology
is a scam since the government told us inflation was transitory,
probably the biggest scam since then.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Picture this if you will.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Is a tiny town in British Columbia called tumblr Ridge,
population twenty four hundred.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Basically a Tim Horton's with a zip cone. You know
what that is?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
The Canadian coffee thing that they drank last week. Some
nut job storms into a local high school dressed like
a bad drag queen audition for RuPaul's discount race Don's address,
grabs a gun, sorry, a gun person, because we wouldn't
want to misgender the firearm, and unleashes. How nine dead,
including kids and teachers. Twenty five injured students barricading classrooms
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for two hours, blood on the floor, parents wailing.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
This is Canada's.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Deadliest school shooting in forty years, worse than that Montreal
mess back in eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It was heartbreaking.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You'd think the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, those dudes who
ride horses and pretend they're cowboys, would be all over it,
investigating the motives and the weapons and how this freak
got armed in a country where owning a slingshot requires
there's a psych evaluation.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Not quite no, not really no.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Instead, the Mounties are out here playing pronoun Police eyewitnesses
call in a female in a dress with brown hair. Boom,
trans alert cops pivoting faster than Kamala Harris, dodging a
border question. They start calling the shooter a gun person,
a gun person? What is the air ar fifteen? Identifying
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as is it non binary?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Too? Respect?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The pronouns ah, we don't want to dead name the
mass dead murderer. Meanwhile, the shooter's uncle spills the beans.
The shooter was trans probably a dude playing dress up,
and the cops are withholding the name because get this
private details, private details. The guy's dead by his own hand.
The only privacy he needs is a body bag. Heaven
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forbid we misgender the corpse and trigger some blue haired
activists in Toronto.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Guys, this is peak wokeness.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's like if Jeffrey Dom got caught and the cops said,
hold on, did he prefer cannibal or human enthusiast? Imagine
if the Titanic sank and instead of lifeboats, they're arguing
over whether or not the iceberg identifies as a glacier.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Canada is so deep.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
In this transcult that they're protecting the shooter's feelings over
the victims' families. The mayor's breaking down in tears, saying
he knew every last soul in the premiers, praising the
quick response. Yeah, quick to censor the trans angle. What
about the motive, Well, we struggle, was struggling to determine
a motive. You know what that translates to we know
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it's tied to gender confusion, but admitting that would probably
burst the rainbow bubble and offend some people. Let's not
pretend this is a one off. We've got a list here.
This isn't some TikTok fever dream. There have been a
lot of trans or gender confused mass shooters going back
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over the last decade.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
We've got several cases.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
There was one in Maryland in twenty eighteen, Colorado in
twenty nineteen. There was another one where was this one?
One dead, eight hurt. In twenty twenty two, a non
binary Theay Them storms an LGBTQ club in Colorado Springs.
Remember they wanted to blame Maga for that said he
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killed five in a hate crime. Hate crimes against his
own alphabet soup. There was another one in twenty twenty
three at the Nashville Christian School, six dead little children,
the manifesto excuse me tranifesto reeks of trans rage against
God in biology. And then another one in twenty twenty five,
again at Minneapolis Catholic School. Two dead kids, twenty one
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injured trans woman who detransitioned but still snapped. They say
it's not common. That's like saying, you know, there's only
a few shark attacks killing humans, so swim with the
Great Whites.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Why the uptick, you wonder because trans ideology is like
feeding steroids to a rabid squirrel. It ample vice, chaos,
hormone blockers, cross sex drugs. They mess with your brain
chemistry worse than Joe Biden's speech, messes with logic. We're
talking infertility, bone loss, neurological glitches, and when the dysphoria
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doesn't vanish, boom regrets, rage, sometimes rifles. Now zoom out
to the bigger dumpster fire. Here the negative consequences of
this trans madness. It's eroding society like acid rain on
a prius. And what about the kids. We're pumping them
full of puberty blockers like they're candy at a drag.
Queen's Story hour referrals are up seven hundred percent in
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the UK. It's a social disease. It's a virus. Little
Timmy sees a YouTube video, then he think sees Tina
poof doctor's a ferment. Instead of saying, hey, eighty five
percent of these kids grow out of it naturally, it's
like they're diagnosing a kid with werewolf syndrome because he
howls at the moon once or twice. This is doing
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earverse civil damage. The bones are getting brittle. They're sterile
for the rest of your life. Oops, sorry about your plumbing.
Women are probably the real casualties. Of course, trans dudes
are invading prisons and shelter sports, and they're letting Mike
Tyson box in the Ladies League after a quick whibs
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wigs swap. Okay, that didn't quite happen, But what if
it did. What if Mike Tyson put a wig on
instead he wanted to box against women, Well, the trans
world would be okay with it. Did you know one
in fifty inmates in the UK is trans way above
average assaults or skyrocketing Because shocker biology matters and free
speech has been crushed, it's time to criticize this nonsense.
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Of course, if you do, you get canceled like a
conservative on CNN. We just don't see you much anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
JK.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Rowling is still fighting off the pitchforks for saying women
don't have beards and balls, so they're normalizing lies. Gender fluidity.
It's just a code word for ignore science. It undermines.
Families and schools are transitioning kids without telling the parents,
like some secret society of gender goblins.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Obviously, this is not what God wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's not progress, it's a nightmare disguised as compassion. The
left has become so obsessed with inclusion. They're including predators
in women's locker rooms and shooters in the victim category.
If we don't push back, if we don't ban these
child experiments and protect single sex spaces, if we don't
call it dude a dude, we are doomed. Canada is
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exhibit A dead kids, a wounded town. Cops are more
scared of pronouns than perpetrators. Something to think about. Pray
for Canada.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
King.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
This is Kenny Webster's Pursuit of happiness on KPRC nine
fifty Houston.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It is time for Olympic news. Very exciting, my friends.
The Winter Olympics are in full swing, the Winter Olympics.
We're the only thing whiter than the snow is the athletes.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I've enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Enjoyed watching it more than I enjoyed watching Bad Bunnies
halftime show. So report today from Peter Hackin it details
some of the outrage you hear from Olympic athletes about
what's going on right now in America. It's kind of ironic.
The stupidest joke you keep hearing over and over again.
These guys need Ice to do their sports. So why
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are they criticizing Ice? You know why? Because they want
to get endorsement deals and be part of Hollywood. Recently,
several American athletes made waves by using their platform to
voice complaints about us.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
There are fellow Americans.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
I feel heartbroken about what's happened in the United States.
When you know, I'm pretty sure sure you're referencing Ice
and some of the protests and things like that. I
think that as a country, we need to focus on
respecting everybody's rights and making sure that we're treating our
citizens as well as anybody with love and respect.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Okay, that's Chris Lelis, a freestyle skier. Chris, I'm not
sure you understand what ICE is doing. They're arresting people
that are not skiered. Excuse me, citizens. Sorry, here's US
figure skater Amber Glen. She says the queers are having
a hard time in Trump's America.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Name one.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Yeah, it's been a hard time for the community overall
on this administration. It isn't the first time that we've
had to come together as a community and try and
fight for our human rights, and now especially it's not
just affecting the queer community, but many other communities.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
And I think that we I think that you're if
you're queer or LGBTQ and you're nineteen, gainess has been
a religion your entire life. You've never been oppressed. Donald
Trump responded in kind, sharp words meeting sharp words criticism,
answered with well, I think inappropriate response, he took to
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social media and said Olympic skier Hunter Hess a real loser,
says he doesn't represent his country in the current Winter Olympics.
If that's the case, he shouldn't have tried out for
the team, and it's too bad he's on It very
hard to roots to for someone like this make America
great again. By the way, Hunter Hess has walked back
his criticism of America faster than you can place a
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bet on DraftKings dot com to determine which country is
going to get the most gold medals. Our cycle of
perpetual outrage continues to spin the issue here. By the way,
it's not free speech. Freedom of expression is obviously one
of our greatest gifts. That's what makes America awesome. The
right to free speech includes the right to criticize one's
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own country, God bless America. Athletes are citizens, Citizens have voices,
and so their take on meaningfully issues carries the same
right to expression as anyone else's. The issue here is
in free speech. Kids, it's the lost art of decorum,
the wisdom to know the proper time and place to
have a certain conversation. Every family has disagreements and arguments.
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Right most of us understand an unspoken rule you don't
air out your deepest family conflicts at the neighborhood cookout.
If I'm waiting in line to get a hamburger at
the block party, that's not a good time to remind
everyone I'm mad at Dad because he canceled HBO.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Plus.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, fine, maybe your concerns are legitimate, maybe they're not.
You just don't settle those matters in public. The Olympic
stage is not merely another microphone. The Olympics are a
global gathering where athletes represent more than themselves. You're carrying
the flag for me and not just for me, and
your fellow countrymen. But the history of this nation, the people.
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That reality does not erase personal conviction, but it should
invite a certain restraint. It should invite recognition that some
conversations are better held around the family table than broadcast
to the watching world. We're trying to watch sports. Why
are you wiping the American flag with your ass? I
think the real culprit in these recurring spectacles, it's not
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even the athlete who speaks or the politicians who snap back.
It's the media environment that manufactures the confrontation in the
first place.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Do you remember was it a week.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Or two ago at the h there was a big
tennis competition.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I don't remember, Australian Open. I don't watch tennis.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And some journalists showed up and he asked all the
Americans after as some of them are still panting, trying
to catch their breath.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
They've just walked off the court.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Into a press conference, and the first question these effing
journalists asked them is, oh, what do you think of Trump?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And Ice? Dude, he's upset that he lost the match
or one?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Why are reporters asking olympians often in the emotional aftermath
of competition to deliver sweeping political commentary. This person's twenty
years old and he spends all his time snowboarding and
smoking weed.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
What do you think he's going to say about ice?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Is this really a meaningful question to post someone who
just spent years training to shave milliseconds off how much
time or inches they have to jump or run or
ski down a mountain? And more importantly, is this scrutiny
applied evenly? Do journalists press the Chinese athletes on the
Olympic stage to explain communism? What happens to the dissidents
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or the ethnic minorities who don't agree with the CCP?
Do journalists demand the Middle Eastern competitors account for laws
restricting women or the LGBTQ LMNOP plus individuals living in
Saudi Arabia? I notice nobody's asking them those questions. We
know why, you know, why you're not a dummy? American
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athletes are encouraged, sometimes subtly, some times overtly to defecate
on the American flag in front of a global audience,
and weirdly, athletes from more restrictive societies are spared the
similar interrogation, Why do you think that is This isn't
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courageous journalism. It's just selective theater, and theater by design,
rewards people that are provocative. They're trying to generate clicks.
They're trying to create conflict to fuel coverage. People often
joke there's no nuance on Twitter x right, there's no
nuance at an Olympic press conference. Nuance and gratitude and
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patriotism are rarely trending, especially after a sporting event for Americans.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
So the cycle continues. Some reporter shows up.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
He doesn't understand what a biathlon is, so he asks
a loaded question, and the athletes, some twenty year old
hopped up on red bull who just ran down the
side of a mountain, gives a very emotional question answer
to the question. And then the politicians fire back, and
then the media amplifies the clash. And what good does
this do us? Everybody really is playing a role here,
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including Trump. No one looks especially noble. What would a
healthy moment look like? That's not healthy. A healthy moment
would look like media restraint. It would look like the
recognition that not every microphone needs to become a political stage.
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A healthy moment would include athletes who understand that representation
carries responsibility, and that might require leaders mature enough to
let minor provocative comments from teenagers who spend their life
snowboarding to pass without some escalation. Sorry Trump, although let's
face it, he didn't create this problem.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
They did.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
In fact, Trump was the response to them creating this problem.
I always tell my liberal They're like, Trump is such
an a hole? Why do you like him? Yeah, you
guys were a holes For years. Our side had Mitt
Romney and John McCain and Ron paul Is like, generally
nice people, and you guys were total pricks all the time, constantly.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
And what happened.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
We gave you Donald Trump and now you've lost your
collective minds. But most of all, a healthy moment would
would recover a simple cultural instinct. Some conversations don't need
to happen from behind a microphone. Now, don't get me wrong,
America is strong enough to handle the criticism. Of course
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we are. We're America. We're the greatest, freest, most.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Diverse country in the world. Sorry I got a droopy
mike here.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
In fact, honest self examination is one of the reasons
our country is so strong. Strength includes the wisdom to
choose the right forum, the right tone, the right moment,
and sometimes you just got to shut the hell up and.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Ski person happiness.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Dal This is Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness on KPRC
nine fifty Houston.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Pay attention. It's me Kenny and Precious Metals are wilder
than your ex's group chat right now. If you don't
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then it dipped down a little bit, which means it's
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Speaker 3 (19:59):
That's free gold.
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racist pieces of arsenic.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Okay, I think that was a pity laugh, but I'll
still take it.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
No, no, no, no, no no no. I was just really
obsessed with bit of honey growing up, and quit explain
Bido Honey. I forgot what Biddo honey was. Cost Bino
Honey was a candy that was designed by the Mars
Corporation specifically for white men who loved separate water fountains.
(20:50):
Oh it's a racist, kid, Yeah, oh man, my granddad
loved it so much. Yeah. No, you would just sit
there and you would smack on it for about four
hours until your jaw hurt. Will you are bigger than
the people we normally have in this studio.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
No, you're good, You're just you're taller than usual. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
When Jesse's there, I need to boost the chair up
for him. And when they're here, Jesse paynon is you're
taller than him. You're a big guy.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
I have a giant torso and Jesse is a beautiful
little man.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I have you on the screen here. This is going
to confuse people. Perfect. This is what it looks like.
Look that there's you. There's you. There's you, there's you. Man?
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Is it one of those rorschach uh? No is shadows
right right, right shadows. Who's the mc escher?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
It's as yeah, there we go. He's my favorite rapper.
I love all right.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
If y'all are wondering who's talking, that's the voice of
Will Loading. Will Loading is one of my favorite comedians.
He is a good old boy from Mississippi. But now
you live in the gay neighborhood in Houston, and let's live.
I live in the gay neighborhood with my Jewish girlfriend.
My granddad knew what was going on. Who would be
so mad? No, this is right wing talk radio. You
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could call her, you could call her your jew girls
in my Jews. No, it's it's great. I love living
in Mantros. I go outside wearing mesh shorts and crocs,
which is worse than wearing a Confederate flag in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
It is a big fashion faux pop. They really don't
like that. Do you know what you are?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You have sex with a Jew, so you'll appreciate this.
Do you know what Godwin's law is?
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Godwin's law, I believe is that the one is that
the one where if you talk too much online you
end up in Hitler.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
You you nailed it? Where do we go?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
That's a that's a casual way of explaining it. Godwin's
Law was formulated in nineteen ninety by Mike Godwin, and
at the time there were all these online discussion boards,
the bulletin boards, and the internet was a relatively new concept.
There wasn't any Twitter or anything but intellectuals. We're having
conversations online about political issues, that sort of thing. And
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he noticed that in online discussions, as they grew longer
and longer, the probability of comparing something to Hitler or
the Nazis approached one hundred percent that eventually somebody would
run out of things to say. They'd be like, well,
you know, h w Bush in Iraq, that's just the Nazis.
Really it acts as an Internet aage, highlighting the tendency
for debates to degrade into extreme, often inappropriate comparisons.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Absolutely, I mean that that. It's a solid it's a
solid theory. I think I was in I was in
where was I? I was in Seattle doing shows, and
I was doing a bit. It's a dumb bit. It's
a dumb bit about how maybe, if maybe Hitler was
mad at the Jews because Jews invented time travel and
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then all these Jews were going back in time to
kill Hitler when he was young, and that's why he hated.
And you know, it creates like whatever, it's you know,
like it's it's fine. And then this lady came up
to me after the show and was like, you were
pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I just have Hitler fatigue.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'm sorry, Well, your Jew girlfriend is gonna love this.
She's not gonna listen. I invented something today. But today
I invented Webster's Law.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
There we go, all right.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Webster's Law, formulated by Kenny Webster in twenty twenty six,
states that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability
of blaming Israel or the Jews approaches one. It acts
as an Internet adage, highlighting the tendency for debates to
degrade into absurd, often ridiculously stupid comparisons.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, like, do you remember.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
When you first heard that Charlie Kirk died, And whether
you agree with his politics or not, I think most
people who talk for a living, Yeah, we're probably a
little shook up by this.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't care for that.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
I don't care for people who get in front of
microphones getting sniped.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Just like guy right wing talk radio guys didn't want
to see Rock gets slapped.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Right, even though it's not really what I think. I think.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
I think across the political spectrum everyone could agree that, uh,
that murder is laying.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, I think I think that's all right. Sorry, guys,
I don't mean to be well for me. It was like,
after we learned how he died, who killed him? This
guy was in love with his transgender, cross dressing furry
girlfriend and they didn't like that. Charlie Kirk criticize that,
and so he went down he got his grandpa's rifle
and he shot him and by and that news broke
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and by the end of the day people were saying
on the internet, you know, Israel brainwashing this guy brainwat.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
There's no way that would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Guys, I'm one of these don't give all the money
to foreign country guys. I don't want a fund Israel.
I don't want to. I'm the perfect person to have
that discussion with. But when you tell me the reason
there's fluoride in the water is because of Israel, It's.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Like, no, that's not that, that's not that's the the
Israel's Look again, Like I said, my girlfriend is a
beautiful woman, and she she is, she is, she's Jewish,
and so like that's it's a very complex shit that
I I refuse to let the Israel issue mess up
what's going on in my bedroom.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You know get that. Yeah, you don't want it to
affect your phone. I understand. We'll tell her because I
tell her.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I came up with Webster's law because I have made
fun of the tiny hats and so I all do
I needed to give them a little time, all right,
will load in Webster's law is good? I think, uh yeah, if.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
We start quoting Webster Webster's Law, I have been watching
a lot of Law and Order, so I'll just be
like absurd motion to strike.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We have brushing, sirp with Webster's law. That's what it is, right, Hey,
you will you do something that I love? I don't
do it, but I'm jealous of you. I want to
you smoke?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, I think that smoking cigarettes looks very cool.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I think people who smoke look cool.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Let me let me put one of my favorite smoking
memes up on the screen here. Everybody listening to us
on the radio right now or watching us on social
media has seen this before. We all love this Ben Affleck.
That is you've been him. That is that is a man.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
That is a man who just got into an argument
with his wife or girlfriend. I think this is because
this is when he was dating j Lo, like the second.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Time or whatever something.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Yeah, And that that I every every line cook in America,
every welder, every framer, anyone who's worked construction, every nurse,
uh any.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Everyone and everyone who has worked.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
A job where you have been on your feet for
twelve hours a day. And then it was it was
that last person at the end of the day who
was just like, actually I asked for amocha frappuccino, and
you just go and then you just walk out.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
This is this is.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Every ant, this is every every closeted lesbian and and
Thanksgiving after the married the other married sister says something.
It's like, so you're just gonna bring your roommate again,
And it's like, I have to smoke or I'm gonna
kill that woman.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I get it. No, I get it.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I want to smoke. I want to be a smoker.
We just learned that Florida is proposing a ban on.
They want to extend the anti smoking band to sidewalks
and parks. This is a new bill proposed in Tallahassee,
and it seeks to do exactly that. Now it's going
to include sidewalk streets, parks, beaches, areas, outside schools, outside
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a hospital, outside of government building.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Imagine you're in air.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Do you want those carnie people in Florida to smoke?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
All right? First off, you're playing with fire, all right?
I think so too.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Yeah, that asking asking Floridians, Floridians to not smoke cigarettes
at a park while they're watching their children is absurd.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
It's it's an absurd look all right. I feel like.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
When they banned smoking in I hops, I said nothing. Yeah,
when they banned smoking in most bars. I said, nothing,
we have to draw the line somewhere smoking. And also,
let's make cigarettes cheaper again. I'm tired of paying ten
dollars a pack just just to die.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I would I.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Would pay for other people's healthcare if more people would smoke, right,
because then you wouldn't have to there you go, at
some point they would just check out and I wouldn't
have to keep paying for it.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I mean, that's that's that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
I started smoking when I was like fifteen because I
thought it was cool, and.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I think that was cool.
Speaker 8 (29:41):
I remember, I remember smoking cigarettes in high school. It
was a great way to meet other fifteen year old
of course, what.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
This is Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness on KPRC nine
fifty Houston.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I am well, I am so gay. For history.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Did you know that today, in eighteen forty seven, Thomas
Edison was born?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Really?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I always wondered when Edison first got the idea for
the light bulb. What appeared over his head? It was
a candle.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
He was born. He was born in New Jersey, right,
I think so Edison? Yeah, Edison?
Speaker 8 (30:23):
I know he built a lot of stuff in like Trenton,
New Jersey, and I love the idea of a scientist
with a New Jersey accent because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
It's like, yeah, so I invented a direct current. Uh
and what what are you doing over there?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Tommy?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
That is actually very funny. So hey, yeah, this is
the motive. This is the motive rocket.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is uh, this is
called the telephone.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Why you call it telephone? I'm working mob.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
This right.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, this is gonna get us to the moon. Why
did that? Would you want to go to the movie?
You won't even go see Patty on a Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, you really are one of my favorite comedians show Houston.
You a while back, I invited you on this show.
I did not make it. You actually had a good excuse. Look, comedians,
I invite three kinds of people on the show regularly.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Politicians, yeah, journalists. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Comedians are always good. They they're promoting, they're get the
chuckle hut.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
And then yeah, you can find me at the Riot
this Friday night for my Roast Battle show.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
You look like there we go. It's my favorite comedy
club in Houston's. I love the Riot.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
It's like a new York Comedy Club. He's got the
low ceilings. It's the it's everyone squnched together. You can
create beautiful music in there.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
There's something about that. I won't bore people with why
that's important. But nothing ruins a comedy show like a
wide open space with a high ceiling. You want everyone
cram together. Laughter is contagious, absolutely, and that's the only
thing I would change about the riot. I wish people
could smoke.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I really do.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I really do think that's awesome. And anyway, so you're
one of my favorit comedians. Sometimes I'll book comics to
come in here and they'll just forget and I'm not
going to say.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
What color they are or what gender they are.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
When you're the only guy who blew it off and
you had a great excuse. I texted you and I
was like, well, what happened. You're like, I'm in the hospital.
I was like, that's a.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Completely acceptable yeah. I still Yeah. We got into a
fun little car wreck, and uh, I was, I was,
I was the passenger. I'm all right.
Speaker 8 (32:30):
So here's the story of that is I was doing
shows the night before and uh.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
And my girlfriend, lovely lovely girlfriend she the you girl. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
my sweet sweet girlfriend, You're sweet.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
She I started drinking early in the day.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
I was playing a fun game called Let's have a
couple of beers and uh.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
And then she was just like, yeah, wait, are you
about to confess to a crime. No, I'm not so uh.
Speaker 8 (33:00):
And then I decided then because because my girlfriend was like,
I'm not letting you drive, and so she dropped me
off at the Houston Improv. Had some great shows with
some great people, had a bunch more drinks. Then I
was just like, hey, can someone give me a ride
to the Secret Group.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, that's a comedy club downtown that was named after
Tim mathis God.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
That is a comedians understand. I'll tell you. I'll explain
it another time. I forgot about that for a second.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
And then so I got I got one of the
openers to drive me because I was like because because
because my girlfriend had dropped me off.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
And then I you know, I was playing a fun
game called find the Jiggermeister and put it in me.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Sure, no matter what exactly, you went, no matter what,
but I was and then we were driving. He was sober.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
I was hammered and this guy just t bone okay,
and so yeah, I had to go to the hospital
and I missed the show and and then I literally
when I got home from the hospital, my girlfriend was like,
oh my god, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Go, I go, baby.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
I just want you to know that if I was
drunk driving, that wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Oh God, bless America. Right, what I could, Well, we
don't approve that, obviously, we don't know. No, No, I'm
I'm I'm now la sober. Do you you only smoke weed? No,
Louisiana sober. I only have a couple of beers, Okay,
Louise New Orleans.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Sober is weed and alcohol? Yes, yeah, yeah, New Orleans sober.
New Orleans sober is Uh is an eighty six cutlass.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Uh that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I can only drink alcohol, but if it's clear, yeah, exactly,
exactly all right. Speaking of drug use, casual drug use,
avag Ston, Illinois, that's kind of the part of the
world where I'm from. I grew up in the north
suburbs of Chicago. I got to uh, Texas as quickly
as I could. But there's it's a place there called Evanston.
It's where Northwestern University is at and as a bougie college.
(35:05):
A lot of white people with money live there, college professors,
that sort of thing. And several years ago, like a
lot of other places in the country, they legalized recreational marijuana.
But in this case, with one caveat, you had to
agree if you were going to have a dispensary that
there was going to be a reparations tax. Now, as
a white man from Mississippi, that word probably triggers your
(35:26):
in laws.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
But it means exactly what you think it means.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
In Illinois, city is handing out twenty five thousand dollars
cash payments to the forty four black residents that live
in that town after they accumulated enough money.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
So, look, I wish I was black. I'd love to
go live.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
There in Evanston. Yeah, it does seem kind of racist.
The weird thing about reparations is it's making a lot
of people ask the question is this legal. We came
up with the Civil Rights Act, and like, you can't
just pay people to be a certain color, right done?
That seem a little counterintuitive to equality. Year, I mean
it's Illinois, so so.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
I mean the equality in Illinois is a silly concept.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Sure, a lot of rich and poor people in no middle.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
Class, right yeah, no, I mean well they and they
made certain to do that, like the state.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Government of Illinois.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Like I've I've driven through Illinois a bunch doing comedy me. Yeah,
first off, the forty four people, the forty four black
people at Evanston. Congratulations on your on your twenty five
thal you know, good for you. I don't begrudge people
for taking stupid money. But I think that the conceptually
(36:41):
because that's that's that's a million, that's a million point one?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Uh? Is it? Is it non taxable? Probably? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
It wouldn't be weird if you had to pay tax
on your reparations.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Wait what I owe money exactly?
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (36:58):
It is weird, right yeah, I think well, and and
doing it off with weed is weird too, So like
like it's I don't know, Illinois is just it's it's
tax it's something.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Because think of do you know why historically they made
marijuana illegal.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Sex as they hated Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, and uh, they didn't want Mexican immigration, right. The
irony that you're taking the money from something you previously
used to keep the brown people out to pay the
black people.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Right, No, this is this is this is I think
the old sag is Is is robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Uh you know, like and I actually do a joke
about because they're trying to legalize weed in Mississippi. Now,
I thought they had medicinal and they've bounced back and forth.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Uh, old tater tot raves?
Speaker 8 (37:47):
What up?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Is that what you call him? I call him theater tot.
Do you guys have Waimo in Mississippi yet? Do we
have self? Where? What? What large city would? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Golf I've spent I've Jackson, No, I've done stand up
in almost every city. Gulfport, Biloxi, Base, Saint Louis is nice.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Base Louis is really nice. Jackson is just a crapple.
It's terrible.
Speaker 8 (38:12):
They have some beautiful nineteen sixties homes up in the hills.
And then Jackson, well, no, Madison city, baby, that's where
the money is. Madison is outside of Jackson. Goodfeed store,
goodfeed dot com.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah. I do endorsements for them. I'll tell you later.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Okay, So we have WEIMO in Houston. And for those
that don't get what it is. It's self driving cars.
If you hop in a weaimo, you might think it's
just you and the robot, Like you could just sit
in there and like you know, like rubbing off or whatever.
You turned out you can't. It's you're in there with
a Filipino unless that's your thing. The CEO of WEIMO
(38:51):
is just testifying on the Chief Safety Officer. It's not
the WAIMO, it's not the CEO, it's the CSO, And
he told Congress here's doc Entpana that it's actually Filipinos
operating these cars.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
That's WEMO employ humans located remotely to help its vehicles
navigate difficult driving scenarios.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Centered they provide guidance. They do not remotely drive the vehicles.
As you stated, WEIMO asked for guidance in certain situations.
All right, I'm gonna ask you a question real quick.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
What we's sorry that this is the kind of this
is the kind of nonsense that that that makes the
American people like like so freaking mad right now, Like,
is just what's.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
The difficence between providing guidance and driving the car?
Speaker 6 (39:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (39:45):
Yeah, it's like okay, so show me, Uh yeah, that's there.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Is none. There is no difference. You are you are.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
You are splitting semantic airs in such a way that
everyone Yeah, so how.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Do they how do you provide if how do you
provide guidance?
Speaker 8 (40:01):
Say, say, my name is like you know, Chang Sanchez
or whatever a Filipino name is.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
You know what I thought? That sounded Latino? Yeah, the
Latinos of Asia. Yeah, yes, the chango Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
So all right, all right, so all right, I'm I'm
I'm a phil I'm I'm I'm Diego Lee okay, and uh,
I'm working at the uh the the Waimo Technical Warehouse
in what's a Filipino city.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
I don't remember. I was gonna say Pyongyang, but that's
that's and you said it wrong.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah, it's you know, you have to pronounce it with
an accent, the way California news ladies pronounce their c.
Speaker 8 (40:46):
It's pong, that's how you pronounce it. That's the most
annoying jarring thing. Sorry, this is the most annoying jarring
thing is what a white lady is. Just like tonight
we made a You're like, you're like, why are you
trying to say that?
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Because they're being sensitive to the Forarder.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
All right, bottom line me on the Weimo because we
got a break here will load in very funny comedian fur.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
It's infuriating.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
It's infuriating that that there they have, they have a
drone warehouse they have they have a drone warehouse that
they could do.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
I don't I don't like it. I don't like it.
That's that's the bottom line.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
And the difference between guidance and UH driving is nothing.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
You know why they closed the air Alpasso airspace It
was supposed to be closed for ten hours because it
was cartel drones, they claimed. Now who scares you more?
The cartel drones are the Filipino Weimo drivers. And just know,
however you answer this year racist.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
I'm Kenny Webster.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I want to make my guest this afternoon here on
kprc AM nine fifty ninety four five three HD FM
in Houston and of.
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Course all over the world on iHeartRadio. Thank thank god
we're on it. Will people want to find you on
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You look like I love it man hey, and that
reminds me. Me and Jesse Peyton will be Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
It's not conflicting with his show, so I could report
it at the Community Fieldhouse for Valentine's Day Couples Therapy, Spring, Texas.
We'll see you soon, guys. Thanks for listening.
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The federal government is reportedly investigating Nike for discriminating against
white workers. I'm just gonna climb out on a limb
here and guess Nike Golf is probably in the clear.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's just I'm just assuming. I don't know yet.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Guest appearance on the show this afternoon, My good buddy
will Loden is stopping by. William, very hilarious comedian from Houston, Texas.
If you don't know who that is, stick around.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
He's good.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
He's actually from Mississippi. He's a funny redneck guy. He's
coming by in a little bit. I know that's a
very marginalizing way of explaining him, but you know it's
basically what he is. By the way, Today's show. Today's
show is sponsored by Couple's Therapy. This Saturday night, it
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Speaker 3 (02:03):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We're gonna be talking about ridiculous things this Saturday night,
so we might as well talk about some ridiculous things
right now. Let's start off with this SoundBite Canadian authorities
reacting to a trans shooter opening fire yesterday. Ten dead,
twenty five wounded.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
That includes the deceased gun person.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, and then separately, do you know the gun person's
relationship gun person?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm sorry, gunperson.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and whatever the hell
you identify as today, Welcome to the absurd becoming more
absurd by the moment. If you're stuck in traffic right now,
consider this your therapy session, because we're gonna roast the
woke zombies turning our world into a clown car. And
(02:46):
it all started yesterday in Canada. Yeah, the frozen socialist
playground up north, the perfect snapshot of why trans ideology
is a scam since the government told us inflation was transitory,
probably the biggest scam since then.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Picture this if you will.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Is a tiny town in British Columbia called tumblr Ridge,
population twenty four hundred.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Basically a Tim Horton's with a zip cone. You know
what that is?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
The Canadian coffee thing that they drank last week. Some
nut job storms into a local high school dressed like
a bad drag queen audition for RuPaul's discount race Don's address,
grabs a gun, sorry, a gun person, because we wouldn't
want to misgender the firearm, and unleashes. How nine dead,
including kids and teachers. Twenty five injured students barricading classrooms
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for two hours, blood on the floor, parents wailing.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
This is Canada's.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Deadliest school shooting in forty years, worse than that Montreal
mess back in eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It was heartbreaking.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You'd think the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, those dudes who
ride horses and pretend they're cowboys, would be all over it,
investigating the motives and the weapons and how this freak
got armed in a country where owning a slingshot requires
there's a psych evaluation.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Not quite no, not really no.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Instead, the Mounties are out here playing pronoun Police eyewitnesses
call in a female in a dress with brown hair. Boom,
trans alert cops pivoting faster than Kamala Harris, dodging a
border question. They start calling the shooter a gun person,
a gun person? What is the air ar fifteen? Identifying
(04:26):
as is it non binary?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Too? Respect?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The pronouns ah, we don't want to dead name the
mass dead murderer. Meanwhile, the shooter's uncle spills the beans.
The shooter was trans probably a dude playing dress up,
and the cops are withholding the name because get this
private details, private details. The guy's dead by his own hand.
The only privacy he needs is a body bag. Heaven
(04:52):
forbid we misgender the corpse and trigger some blue haired
activists in Toronto.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Guys, this is peak wokeness.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's like if Jeffrey Dom got caught and the cops said,
hold on, did he prefer cannibal or human enthusiast? Imagine
if the Titanic sank and instead of lifeboats, they're arguing
over whether or not the iceberg identifies as a glacier.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Canada is so deep.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
In this transcult that they're protecting the shooter's feelings over
the victims' families. The mayor's breaking down in tears, saying
he knew every last soul in the premiers, praising the
quick response. Yeah, quick to censor the trans angle. What
about the motive, Well, we struggle, was struggling to determine
a motive. You know what that translates to we know
(05:35):
it's tied to gender confusion, but admitting that would probably
burst the rainbow bubble and offend some people. Let's not
pretend this is a one off. We've got a list here.
This isn't some TikTok fever dream. There have been a
lot of trans or gender confused mass shooters going back
(05:56):
over the last decade.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
We've got several cases.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
There was one in Maryland in twenty eighteen, Colorado in
twenty nineteen. There was another one where was this one?
One dead, eight hurt. In twenty twenty two, a non
binary Theay Them storms an LGBTQ club in Colorado Springs.
Remember they wanted to blame Maga for that said he
(06:19):
killed five in a hate crime. Hate crimes against his
own alphabet soup. There was another one in twenty twenty
three at the Nashville Christian School, six dead little children,
the manifesto excuse me tranifesto reeks of trans rage against
God in biology. And then another one in twenty twenty five,
again at Minneapolis Catholic School. Two dead kids, twenty one
(06:40):
injured trans woman who detransitioned but still snapped. They say
it's not common. That's like saying, you know, there's only
a few shark attacks killing humans, so swim with the
Great Whites.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Why the uptick, you wonder because trans ideology is like
feeding steroids to a rabid squirrel. It ample vice, chaos,
hormone blockers, cross sex drugs. They mess with your brain
chemistry worse than Joe Biden's speech, messes with logic. We're
talking infertility, bone loss, neurological glitches, and when the dysphoria
(07:16):
doesn't vanish, boom regrets, rage, sometimes rifles. Now zoom out
to the bigger dumpster fire. Here the negative consequences of
this trans madness. It's eroding society like acid rain on
a prius. And what about the kids. We're pumping them
full of puberty blockers like they're candy at a drag.
Queen's Story hour referrals are up seven hundred percent in
(07:38):
the UK. It's a social disease. It's a virus. Little
Timmy sees a YouTube video, then he think sees Tina
poof doctor's a ferment. Instead of saying, hey, eighty five
percent of these kids grow out of it naturally, it's
like they're diagnosing a kid with werewolf syndrome because he
howls at the moon once or twice. This is doing
(07:59):
earverse civil damage. The bones are getting brittle. They're sterile
for the rest of your life. Oops, sorry about your plumbing.
Women are probably the real casualties. Of course, trans dudes
are invading prisons and shelter sports, and they're letting Mike
Tyson box in the Ladies League after a quick whibs
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wigs swap. Okay, that didn't quite happen, But what if
it did. What if Mike Tyson put a wig on
instead he wanted to box against women, Well, the trans
world would be okay with it. Did you know one
in fifty inmates in the UK is trans way above
average assaults or skyrocketing Because shocker biology matters and free
speech has been crushed, it's time to criticize this nonsense.
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Of course, if you do, you get canceled like a
conservative on CNN. We just don't see you much anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
JK.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Rowling is still fighting off the pitchforks for saying women
don't have beards and balls, so they're normalizing lies. Gender fluidity.
It's just a code word for ignore science. It undermines.
Families and schools are transitioning kids without telling the parents,
like some secret society of gender goblins.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Obviously, this is not what God wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's not progress, it's a nightmare disguised as compassion. The
left has become so obsessed with inclusion. They're including predators
in women's locker rooms and shooters in the victim category.
If we don't push back, if we don't ban these
child experiments and protect single sex spaces, if we don't
call it dude a dude, we are doomed. Canada is
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exhibit A dead kids, a wounded town. Cops are more
scared of pronouns than perpetrators. Something to think about. Pray
for Canada.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
King.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
This is Kenny Webster's Pursuit of happiness on KPRC nine
fifty Houston.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It is time for Olympic news. Very exciting, my friends.
The Winter Olympics are in full swing, the Winter Olympics.
We're the only thing whiter than the snow is the athletes.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I've enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Enjoyed watching it more than I enjoyed watching Bad Bunnies
halftime show. So report today from Peter Hackin it details
some of the outrage you hear from Olympic athletes about
what's going on right now in America. It's kind of ironic.
The stupidest joke you keep hearing over and over again.
These guys need Ice to do their sports. So why
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are they criticizing Ice? You know why? Because they want
to get endorsement deals and be part of Hollywood. Recently,
several American athletes made waves by using their platform to
voice complaints about us.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
There are fellow Americans.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
I feel heartbroken about what's happened in the United States.
When you know, I'm pretty sure sure you're referencing Ice
and some of the protests and things like that. I
think that as a country, we need to focus on
respecting everybody's rights and making sure that we're treating our
citizens as well as anybody with love and respect.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Okay, that's Chris Lelis, a freestyle skier. Chris, I'm not
sure you understand what ICE is doing. They're arresting people
that are not skiered. Excuse me, citizens. Sorry, here's US
figure skater Amber Glen. She says the queers are having
a hard time in Trump's America.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Name one.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Yeah, it's been a hard time for the community overall
on this administration. It isn't the first time that we've
had to come together as a community and try and
fight for our human rights, and now especially it's not
just affecting the queer community, but many other communities.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
And I think that we I think that you're if
you're queer or LGBTQ and you're nineteen, gainess has been
a religion your entire life. You've never been oppressed. Donald
Trump responded in kind, sharp words meeting sharp words criticism,
answered with well, I think inappropriate response, he took to
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social media and said Olympic skier Hunter Hess a real loser,
says he doesn't represent his country in the current Winter Olympics.
If that's the case, he shouldn't have tried out for
the team, and it's too bad he's on It very
hard to roots to for someone like this make America
great again. By the way, Hunter Hess has walked back
his criticism of America faster than you can place a
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bet on DraftKings dot com to determine which country is
going to get the most gold medals. Our cycle of
perpetual outrage continues to spin the issue here. By the way,
it's not free speech. Freedom of expression is obviously one
of our greatest gifts. That's what makes America awesome. The
right to free speech includes the right to criticize one's
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own country, God bless America. Athletes are citizens, Citizens have voices,
and so their take on meaningfully issues carries the same
right to expression as anyone else's. The issue here is
in free speech. Kids, it's the lost art of decorum,
the wisdom to know the proper time and place to
have a certain conversation. Every family has disagreements and arguments.
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Right most of us understand an unspoken rule you don't
air out your deepest family conflicts at the neighborhood cookout.
If I'm waiting in line to get a hamburger at
the block party, that's not a good time to remind
everyone I'm mad at Dad because he canceled HBO.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Plus.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, fine, maybe your concerns are legitimate, maybe they're not.
You just don't settle those matters in public. The Olympic
stage is not merely another microphone. The Olympics are a
global gathering where athletes represent more than themselves. You're carrying
the flag for me and not just for me, and
your fellow countrymen. But the history of this nation, the people.
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That reality does not erase personal conviction, but it should
invite a certain restraint. It should invite recognition that some
conversations are better held around the family table than broadcast
to the watching world. We're trying to watch sports. Why
are you wiping the American flag with your ass? I
think the real culprit in these recurring spectacles, it's not
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even the athlete who speaks or the politicians who snap back.
It's the media environment that manufactures the confrontation in the
first place.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Do you remember was it a week.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Or two ago at the h there was a big
tennis competition.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I don't remember, Australian Open. I don't watch tennis.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And some journalists showed up and he asked all the
Americans after as some of them are still panting, trying
to catch their breath.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
They've just walked off the court.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Into a press conference, and the first question these effing
journalists asked them is, oh, what do you think of Trump?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And Ice? Dude, he's upset that he lost the match
or one?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Why are reporters asking olympians often in the emotional aftermath
of competition to deliver sweeping political commentary. This person's twenty
years old and he spends all his time snowboarding and
smoking weed.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
What do you think he's going to say about ice?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Is this really a meaningful question to post someone who
just spent years training to shave milliseconds off how much
time or inches they have to jump or run or
ski down a mountain? And more importantly, is this scrutiny
applied evenly? Do journalists press the Chinese athletes on the
Olympic stage to explain communism? What happens to the dissidents
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or the ethnic minorities who don't agree with the CCP?
Do journalists demand the Middle Eastern competitors account for laws
restricting women or the LGBTQ LMNOP plus individuals living in
Saudi Arabia? I notice nobody's asking them those questions. We
know why, you know, why you're not a dummy? American
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athletes are encouraged, sometimes subtly, some times overtly to defecate
on the American flag in front of a global audience,
and weirdly, athletes from more restrictive societies are spared the
similar interrogation, Why do you think that is This isn't
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courageous journalism. It's just selective theater, and theater by design,
rewards people that are provocative. They're trying to generate clicks.
They're trying to create conflict to fuel coverage. People often
joke there's no nuance on Twitter x right, there's no
nuance at an Olympic press conference. Nuance and gratitude and
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patriotism are rarely trending, especially after a sporting event for Americans.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
So the cycle continues. Some reporter shows up.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
He doesn't understand what a biathlon is, so he asks
a loaded question, and the athletes, some twenty year old
hopped up on red bull who just ran down the
side of a mountain, gives a very emotional question answer
to the question. And then the politicians fire back, and
then the media amplifies the clash. And what good does
this do us? Everybody really is playing a role here,
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including Trump. No one looks especially noble. What would a
healthy moment look like? That's not healthy. A healthy moment
would look like media restraint. It would look like the
recognition that not every microphone needs to become a political stage.
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A healthy moment would include athletes who understand that representation
carries responsibility, and that might require leaders mature enough to
let minor provocative comments from teenagers who spend their life
snowboarding to pass without some escalation. Sorry Trump, although let's
face it, he didn't create this problem.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
They did.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
In fact, Trump was the response to them creating this problem.
I always tell my liberal They're like, Trump is such
an a hole? Why do you like him? Yeah, you
guys were a holes For years. Our side had Mitt
Romney and John McCain and Ron paul Is like, generally
nice people, and you guys were total pricks all the time, constantly.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
And what happened.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
We gave you Donald Trump and now you've lost your
collective minds. But most of all, a healthy moment would
would recover a simple cultural instinct. Some conversations don't need
to happen from behind a microphone. Now, don't get me wrong,
America is strong enough to handle the criticism. Of course
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we are. We're America. We're the greatest, freest, most.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Diverse country in the world. Sorry I got a droopy
mike here.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
In fact, honest self examination is one of the reasons
our country is so strong. Strength includes the wisdom to
choose the right forum, the right tone, the right moment,
and sometimes you just got to shut the hell up and.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Ski person happiness.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Dal This is Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness on KPRC
nine fifty Houston.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
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racist pieces of arsenic.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Okay, I think that was a pity laugh, but I'll
still take it.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
No, no, no, no, no no no. I was just really
obsessed with bit of honey growing up, and quit explain
Bido Honey. I forgot what Biddo honey was. Cost Bino
Honey was a candy that was designed by the Mars
Corporation specifically for white men who loved separate water fountains.
(20:50):
Oh it's a racist, kid, Yeah, oh man, my granddad
loved it so much. Yeah. No, you would just sit
there and you would smack on it for about four
hours until your jaw hurt. Will you are bigger than
the people we normally have in this studio.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
No, you're good, You're just you're taller than usual. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
When Jesse's there, I need to boost the chair up
for him. And when they're here, Jesse paynon is you're
taller than him. You're a big guy.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
I have a giant torso and Jesse is a beautiful
little man.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I have you on the screen here. This is going
to confuse people. Perfect. This is what it looks like.
Look that there's you. There's you. There's you, there's you. Man?
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Is it one of those rorschach uh? No is shadows
right right, right shadows. Who's the mc escher?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
It's as yeah, there we go. He's my favorite rapper.
I love all right.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
If y'all are wondering who's talking, that's the voice of
Will Loading. Will Loading is one of my favorite comedians.
He is a good old boy from Mississippi. But now
you live in the gay neighborhood in Houston, and let's live.
I live in the gay neighborhood with my Jewish girlfriend.
My granddad knew what was going on. Who would be
so mad? No, this is right wing talk radio. You
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could call her, you could call her your jew girls
in my Jews. No, it's it's great. I love living
in Mantros. I go outside wearing mesh shorts and crocs,
which is worse than wearing a Confederate flag in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
It is a big fashion faux pop. They really don't
like that. Do you know what you are?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You have sex with a Jew, so you'll appreciate this.
Do you know what Godwin's law is?
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Godwin's law, I believe is that the one is that
the one where if you talk too much online you
end up in Hitler.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
You you nailed it? Where do we go?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
That's a that's a casual way of explaining it. Godwin's
Law was formulated in nineteen ninety by Mike Godwin, and
at the time there were all these online discussion boards,
the bulletin boards, and the internet was a relatively new concept.
There wasn't any Twitter or anything but intellectuals. We're having
conversations online about political issues, that sort of thing. And
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he noticed that in online discussions, as they grew longer
and longer, the probability of comparing something to Hitler or
the Nazis approached one hundred percent that eventually somebody would
run out of things to say. They'd be like, well,
you know, h w Bush in Iraq, that's just the Nazis.
Really it acts as an Internet aage, highlighting the tendency
for debates to degrade into extreme, often inappropriate comparisons.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Absolutely, I mean that that. It's a solid it's a
solid theory. I think I was in I was in
where was I? I was in Seattle doing shows, and
I was doing a bit. It's a dumb bit. It's
a dumb bit about how maybe, if maybe Hitler was
mad at the Jews because Jews invented time travel and
(23:46):
then all these Jews were going back in time to
kill Hitler when he was young, and that's why he hated.
And you know, it creates like whatever, it's you know,
like it's it's fine. And then this lady came up
to me after the show and was like, you were
pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I just have Hitler fatigue.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'm sorry, Well, your Jew girlfriend is gonna love this.
She's not gonna listen. I invented something today. But today
I invented Webster's Law.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
There we go, all right.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Webster's Law, formulated by Kenny Webster in twenty twenty six,
states that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability
of blaming Israel or the Jews approaches one. It acts
as an Internet adage, highlighting the tendency for debates to
degrade into absurd, often ridiculously stupid comparisons.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, like, do you remember.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
When you first heard that Charlie Kirk died, And whether
you agree with his politics or not, I think most
people who talk for a living, Yeah, we're probably a
little shook up by this.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't care for that.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
I don't care for people who get in front of
microphones getting sniped.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Just like guy right wing talk radio guys didn't want
to see Rock gets slapped.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Right, even though it's not really what I think. I think.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
I think across the political spectrum everyone could agree that, uh,
that murder is laying.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, I think I think that's all right. Sorry, guys,
I don't mean to be well for me. It was like,
after we learned how he died, who killed him? This
guy was in love with his transgender, cross dressing furry
girlfriend and they didn't like that. Charlie Kirk criticize that,
and so he went down he got his grandpa's rifle
and he shot him and by and that news broke
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and by the end of the day people were saying
on the internet, you know, Israel brainwashing this guy brainwat.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
There's no way that would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Guys, I'm one of these don't give all the money
to foreign country guys. I don't want a fund Israel.
I don't want to. I'm the perfect person to have
that discussion with. But when you tell me the reason
there's fluoride in the water is because of Israel, It's.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Like, no, that's not that, that's not that's the the
Israel's Look again, Like I said, my girlfriend is a
beautiful woman, and she she is, she is, she's Jewish,
and so like that's it's a very complex shit that
I I refuse to let the Israel issue mess up
what's going on in my bedroom.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You know get that. Yeah, you don't want it to
affect your phone. I understand. We'll tell her because I
tell her.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I came up with Webster's law because I have made
fun of the tiny hats and so I all do
I needed to give them a little time, all right,
will load in Webster's law is good? I think, uh yeah, if.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
We start quoting Webster Webster's Law, I have been watching
a lot of Law and Order, so I'll just be
like absurd motion to strike.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We have brushing, sirp with Webster's law. That's what it is, right, Hey,
you will you do something that I love? I don't
do it, but I'm jealous of you. I want to
you smoke?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, I think that smoking cigarettes looks very cool.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I think people who smoke look cool.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Let me let me put one of my favorite smoking
memes up on the screen here. Everybody listening to us
on the radio right now or watching us on social
media has seen this before. We all love this Ben Affleck.
That is you've been him. That is that is a man.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
That is a man who just got into an argument
with his wife or girlfriend. I think this is because
this is when he was dating j Lo, like the second.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Time or whatever something.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Yeah, And that that I every every line cook in America,
every welder, every framer, anyone who's worked construction, every nurse,
uh any.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Everyone and everyone who has worked.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
A job where you have been on your feet for
twelve hours a day. And then it was it was
that last person at the end of the day who
was just like, actually I asked for amocha frappuccino, and
you just go and then you just walk out.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
This is this is.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Every ant, this is every every closeted lesbian and and
Thanksgiving after the married the other married sister says something.
It's like, so you're just gonna bring your roommate again,
And it's like, I have to smoke or I'm gonna
kill that woman.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I get it. No, I get it.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I want to smoke. I want to be a smoker.
We just learned that Florida is proposing a ban on.
They want to extend the anti smoking band to sidewalks
and parks. This is a new bill proposed in Tallahassee,
and it seeks to do exactly that. Now it's going
to include sidewalk streets, parks, beaches, areas, outside schools, outside
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a hospital, outside of government building.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Imagine you're in air.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Do you want those carnie people in Florida to smoke?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
All right? First off, you're playing with fire, all right?
I think so too.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Yeah, that asking asking Floridians, Floridians to not smoke cigarettes
at a park while they're watching their children is absurd.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
It's it's an absurd look all right. I feel like.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
When they banned smoking in I hops, I said nothing. Yeah,
when they banned smoking in most bars. I said, nothing,
we have to draw the line somewhere smoking. And also,
let's make cigarettes cheaper again. I'm tired of paying ten
dollars a pack just just to die.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I would I.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Would pay for other people's healthcare if more people would smoke, right,
because then you wouldn't have to there you go, at
some point they would just check out and I wouldn't
have to keep paying for it.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I mean, that's that's that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
I started smoking when I was like fifteen because I
thought it was cool, and.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I think that was cool.
Speaker 8 (29:41):
I remember, I remember smoking cigarettes in high school. It
was a great way to meet other fifteen year old
of course, what.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
This is Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness on KPRC nine
fifty Houston.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I am well, I am so gay. For history.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Did you know that today, in eighteen forty seven, Thomas
Edison was born?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Really?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I always wondered when Edison first got the idea for
the light bulb. What appeared over his head? It was
a candle.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
He was born. He was born in New Jersey, right,
I think so Edison? Yeah, Edison?
Speaker 8 (30:23):
I know he built a lot of stuff in like Trenton,
New Jersey, and I love the idea of a scientist
with a New Jersey accent because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
It's like, yeah, so I invented a direct current. Uh
and what what are you doing over there?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Tommy?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
That is actually very funny. So hey, yeah, this is
the motive. This is the motive rocket.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is uh, this is
called the telephone.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Why you call it telephone? I'm working mob.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
This right.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, this is gonna get us to the moon. Why
did that? Would you want to go to the movie?
You won't even go see Patty on a Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, you really are one of my favorite comedians show Houston.
You a while back, I invited you on this show.
I did not make it. You actually had a good excuse. Look, comedians,
I invite three kinds of people on the show regularly.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Politicians, yeah, journalists. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Comedians are always good. They they're promoting, they're get the
chuckle hut.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
And then yeah, you can find me at the Riot
this Friday night for my Roast Battle show.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
You look like there we go. It's my favorite comedy
club in Houston's. I love the Riot.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
It's like a new York Comedy Club. He's got the
low ceilings. It's the it's everyone squnched together. You can
create beautiful music in there.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
There's something about that. I won't bore people with why
that's important. But nothing ruins a comedy show like a
wide open space with a high ceiling. You want everyone
cram together. Laughter is contagious, absolutely, and that's the only
thing I would change about the riot. I wish people
could smoke.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I really do.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I really do think that's awesome. And anyway, so you're
one of my favorit comedians. Sometimes I'll book comics to
come in here and they'll just forget and I'm not
going to say.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
What color they are or what gender they are.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
When you're the only guy who blew it off and
you had a great excuse. I texted you and I
was like, well, what happened. You're like, I'm in the hospital.
I was like, that's a.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Completely acceptable yeah. I still Yeah. We got into a
fun little car wreck, and uh, I was, I was,
I was the passenger. I'm all right.
Speaker 8 (32:30):
So here's the story of that is I was doing
shows the night before and uh.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
And my girlfriend, lovely lovely girlfriend she the you girl. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
my sweet sweet girlfriend, You're sweet.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
She I started drinking early in the day.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
I was playing a fun game called Let's have a
couple of beers and uh.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
And then she was just like, yeah, wait, are you
about to confess to a crime. No, I'm not so uh.
Speaker 8 (33:00):
And then I decided then because because my girlfriend was like,
I'm not letting you drive, and so she dropped me
off at the Houston Improv. Had some great shows with
some great people, had a bunch more drinks. Then I
was just like, hey, can someone give me a ride
to the Secret Group.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, that's a comedy club downtown that was named after
Tim mathis God.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
That is a comedians understand. I'll tell you. I'll explain
it another time. I forgot about that for a second.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
And then so I got I got one of the
openers to drive me because I was like because because
because my girlfriend had dropped me off.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
And then I you know, I was playing a fun
game called find the Jiggermeister and put it in me.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Sure, no matter what exactly, you went, no matter what,
but I was and then we were driving. He was sober.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
I was hammered and this guy just t bone okay,
and so yeah, I had to go to the hospital
and I missed the show and and then I literally
when I got home from the hospital, my girlfriend was like,
oh my god, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Go, I go, baby.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
I just want you to know that if I was
drunk driving, that wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Oh God, bless America. Right, what I could, Well, we
don't approve that, obviously, we don't know. No, No, I'm
I'm I'm now la sober. Do you you only smoke weed? No,
Louisiana sober. I only have a couple of beers, Okay,
Louise New Orleans.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Sober is weed and alcohol? Yes, yeah, yeah, New Orleans sober.
New Orleans sober is Uh is an eighty six cutlass.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Uh that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I can only drink alcohol, but if it's clear, yeah, exactly,
exactly all right. Speaking of drug use, casual drug use,
avag Ston, Illinois, that's kind of the part of the
world where I'm from. I grew up in the north
suburbs of Chicago. I got to uh, Texas as quickly
as I could. But there's it's a place there called Evanston.
It's where Northwestern University is at and as a bougie college.
(35:05):
A lot of white people with money live there, college professors,
that sort of thing. And several years ago, like a
lot of other places in the country, they legalized recreational marijuana.
But in this case, with one caveat, you had to
agree if you were going to have a dispensary that
there was going to be a reparations tax. Now, as
a white man from Mississippi, that word probably triggers your
(35:26):
in laws.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
But it means exactly what you think it means.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
In Illinois, city is handing out twenty five thousand dollars
cash payments to the forty four black residents that live
in that town after they accumulated enough money.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
So, look, I wish I was black. I'd love to
go live.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
There in Evanston. Yeah, it does seem kind of racist.
The weird thing about reparations is it's making a lot
of people ask the question is this legal. We came
up with the Civil Rights Act, and like, you can't
just pay people to be a certain color, right done?
That seem a little counterintuitive to equality. Year, I mean
it's Illinois, so so.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
I mean the equality in Illinois is a silly concept.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Sure, a lot of rich and poor people in no middle.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
Class, right yeah, no, I mean well they and they
made certain to do that, like the state.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Government of Illinois.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Like I've I've driven through Illinois a bunch doing comedy me. Yeah,
first off, the forty four people, the forty four black
people at Evanston. Congratulations on your on your twenty five
thal you know, good for you. I don't begrudge people
for taking stupid money. But I think that the conceptually
(36:41):
because that's that's that's a million, that's a million point one?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Uh? Is it? Is it non taxable? Probably? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
It wouldn't be weird if you had to pay tax
on your reparations.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Wait what I owe money exactly?
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (36:58):
It is weird, right yeah, I think well, and and
doing it off with weed is weird too, So like
like it's I don't know, Illinois is just it's it's
tax it's something.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Because think of do you know why historically they made
marijuana illegal.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Sex as they hated Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, and uh, they didn't want Mexican immigration, right. The
irony that you're taking the money from something you previously
used to keep the brown people out to pay the
black people.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Right, No, this is this is this is I think
the old sag is Is is robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Uh you know, like and I actually do a joke
about because they're trying to legalize weed in Mississippi. Now,
I thought they had medicinal and they've bounced back and forth.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Uh, old tater tot raves?
Speaker 8 (37:47):
What up?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Is that what you call him? I call him theater tot.
Do you guys have Waimo in Mississippi yet? Do we
have self? Where? What? What large city would? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Golf I've spent I've Jackson, No, I've done stand up
in almost every city. Gulfport, Biloxi, Base, Saint Louis is nice.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Base Louis is really nice. Jackson is just a crapple.
It's terrible.
Speaker 8 (38:12):
They have some beautiful nineteen sixties homes up in the hills.
And then Jackson, well, no, Madison city, baby, that's where
the money is. Madison is outside of Jackson. Goodfeed store,
goodfeed dot com.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah. I do endorsements for them. I'll tell you later.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Okay, So we have WEIMO in Houston. And for those
that don't get what it is. It's self driving cars.
If you hop in a weaimo, you might think it's
just you and the robot, Like you could just sit
in there and like you know, like rubbing off or whatever.
You turned out you can't. It's you're in there with
a Filipino unless that's your thing. The CEO of WEIMO
(38:51):
is just testifying on the Chief Safety Officer. It's not
the WAIMO, it's not the CEO, it's the CSO, And
he told Congress here's doc Entpana that it's actually Filipinos
operating these cars.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
That's WEMO employ humans located remotely to help its vehicles
navigate difficult driving scenarios.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Centered they provide guidance. They do not remotely drive the vehicles.
As you stated, WEIMO asked for guidance in certain situations.
All right, I'm gonna ask you a question real quick.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
What we's sorry that this is the kind of this
is the kind of nonsense that that that makes the
American people like like so freaking mad right now, Like,
is just what's.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
The difficence between providing guidance and driving the car?
Speaker 6 (39:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (39:45):
Yeah, it's like okay, so show me, Uh yeah, that's there.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Is none. There is no difference. You are you are.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
You are splitting semantic airs in such a way that
everyone Yeah, so how.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Do they how do you provide if how do you
provide guidance?
Speaker 8 (40:01):
Say, say, my name is like you know, Chang Sanchez
or whatever a Filipino name is.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
You know what I thought? That sounded Latino? Yeah, the
Latinos of Asia. Yeah, yes, the chango Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
So all right, all right, so all right, I'm I'm
I'm a phil I'm I'm I'm Diego Lee okay, and uh,
I'm working at the uh the the Waimo Technical Warehouse
in what's a Filipino city.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
I don't remember. I was gonna say Pyongyang, but that's
that's and you said it wrong.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah, it's you know, you have to pronounce it with
an accent, the way California news ladies pronounce their c.
Speaker 8 (40:46):
It's pong, that's how you pronounce it. That's the most
annoying jarring thing. Sorry, this is the most annoying jarring
thing is what a white lady is. Just like tonight
we made a You're like, you're like, why are you
trying to say that?
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Because they're being sensitive to the Forarder.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
All right, bottom line me on the Weimo because we
got a break here will load in very funny comedian fur.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
It's infuriating.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
It's infuriating that that there they have, they have a
drone warehouse they have they have a drone warehouse that
they could do.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
I don't I don't like it. I don't like it.
That's that's the bottom line.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
And the difference between guidance and UH driving is nothing.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
You know why they closed the air Alpasso airspace It
was supposed to be closed for ten hours because it
was cartel drones, they claimed. Now who scares you more?
The cartel drones are the Filipino Weimo drivers. And just know,
however you answer this year racist.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
I'm Kenny Webster.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I want to make my guest this afternoon here on
kprc AM nine fifty ninety four five three HD FM
in Houston and of.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Course all over the world on iHeartRadio. Thank thank god
we're on it. Will people want to find you on
social media.
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They can find me at will underscore loading on all
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You look like I love it man hey, and that
reminds me. Me and Jesse Peyton will be Saturday night.
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It's not conflicting with his show, so I could report
it at the Community Fieldhouse for Valentine's Day Couples Therapy, Spring, Texas.
We'll see you soon, guys. Thanks for listening.
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Todanks.
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