May 5, 2026 • 37 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features comedian Jesse Peyton and @SteveLovesAmmo. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Greetings kids. Today is what the heck is?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's sync on to Mayo, of course, or, as white
liberal women call it, Racial Microaggressions Day. Spoiler alert, I
don't think they have any Mexican friends. It's also National
Astronaut Day, a day when we honor Katie Perry. Anyway,
thanks so much for joining us today. Who's going to
be here Steve loves Amo, the gun rights advocates stopping
by in a little bit, and comedian Jesse Bayton is
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going to be here. But first let's start with an update.
The guy who just tried to turn the White House
correspondents dinner into his own private shooting range. The thirty
one year old California video game developer spentish spare time
I'm retweeting the Butler Pennsylvania attempt on Trump, telling people
it was staged.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, isn't that interesting?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The guy that is the latest White House correspond the
latest attempted Trump assassin, is a Trump assassination truther. He
thought the other assassination attempts were fake, fake blood crisis actors.
Then he grabbed a shotgun and a pistol and three knives,
and he charged a secret Service checkpoint and tried to
make his own contribution to the plot.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's a room filled.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
With the most elite journalists and TV reporters in America,
and they all thought it was a real crisis. But
people on TikTok and Instagram and bloggers and podcasters who
weren't there, they think it's fake. You can't make this
up without getting sued by the Screen Actors Guild. Meanwhile,
the same group of people that cheered when Alex Jones
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got hit with a billion dollar verdict for calling Sandy
Hook a hoax suddenly developed a PhD. And maybe it's
fake studies every time Trump gets within spitting distance of
a bullet. I'll give you a few examples here. Do
you remember Jasmine Crockett, Oh you forgot her. You forgot
about Jasmine. Now that she's never going to be Senator
of Texas, nobody listens to her anymore. She's one of
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these people. She thought Trump was faked. The assassination attempts
on himself. But she also thinks Alex Jones needs to
be punished for not believing the Sandy Hook assassinations. Alex
Jones is satan. Literally, hitler with a microphone deserves every
penny taken and then some because you don't don't get
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to a question.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The story of political violence or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They of a mass shooting attempt, but when it comes
to Trump, you're allowed to say it's staged, more stage than.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
A Tyler Perry production.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This is the most selective case of whiplash the Democrat
Party's ever had. They went from Russian collusion hoaxes to hey,
maybe those assassination attempts are just performance art. They treat
misinformation like a deadly virus, unless it's their own strain,
in which case it's accountability journalism. The shooter wasn't some
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basement dwelling insult. He was the exact demographic they keep
telling us. He's on the right side of history. Anti
Trump engineering degree encouraged everyone to own guns for the resistance.
Turns out the resistance's idea of direct action looks a
lot like the conspiracy theories they spent calling dangerous. When
the wrong team pedaled them. It's left wing Alex Jones.
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I think the real miracle isn't that the Secret Service
stopped him, It's that the left still hasn't figured out
the rule. If you spend years teaching your side that
the other side's tragedies or theater, eventually one of your
fans is going to show up with live ammunition and
try to write the next act. And when that happens,
the only thing left to stage is the press conference
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where they pretend this had nothing to do with them.
Leftists will cherry pick information to help support their narrative.
It's what they do. There's a congressman named Roe Conna.
He is a lawmaker, a Silicon Valley congressman who looks
like he wandered straight out of a startup pitch deck
and decided the next big disruption was going to be
his political opinions. You know the type glasses Ernest stare
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always talking about accountability for the elites while he represents
the zip code that invented billionaires who fly private jets
just to go get a latte. He's the guy who
refuses pack money but brags about banning stock trading for lawmakers.
Right and generally walks like he's the only adult in
Washington who isn't on the take.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Meanwhile, he's making millions off stock trading.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Progressive capitalist basically Bernie Sanders, but the lawmaker for Silicon Valley.
That makes sense, right last week, he kind of outdid himself.
While King Charles was in town doing the royal pomp
and circumstance state visit, waiving, addressing Congress, playing nice with Trump,
Rocanna decided it was the perfect moment to hold a
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splashy round table with Epstein's survivors same exact day. He
even sent the King a formal letter begging for a
private meeting with the victims. The Palace said no thanks, So,
of course Conna made sure the whole world heard how
disappointed he was that King Charles didn't bring up Epstein
in his big speech, because nothing says I'm a serious
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statesman like hijacking a royal visit to turn it into
your own personal press tour to talk about a topic
you didn't care about until five minutes ago. Epstein has
been a serious concern of average Americans now for years,
but Rocanna didn't care about it right up until last year,
when he suddenly realized it might make Trump look bad.
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But here's the thing that makes the whole performance comedy gold.
Rocanna didn't care about Epstein until it looked like it
could sting Trump. Epstein gets arrested in twenty nineteen, The
Orgy Island, the Private Play, in the Little Black Book,
the whole Nightmare. Roe said nothing, Gawayne Maxwell on trial,
years of documents dribbling out under Biden, Democrats running the House,
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the Senate, the DOJ.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Nothing. You had nothing to say about it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Not one bill, not one floor speech, not one press
conference demanding the full client list. Roe is too busy
complaining about billionaires while out going to cocktail parties with billionaires.
That makes sense, right. Then Trump wins again. In twenty
twenty four, the moving vans are literally backing up to
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the White House and everybody starts asking about the Epstein files.
I don't like how Trump handled the Epstein files. I
don't like how he handled the whole scandal. I thought
it was very poorly executed. But forgive me for not
thinking ro Conna sincere for suddenly caring about this five
minutes ago. Five minutes ago, he starts caring, not for
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the past decade. The timing is so naked it's almost
admirable in its shamelessness. For years, his own party had
total power and zero urgency on full disclosure, Clinton's name
pops up dozens of times. Yawn. Ro Conna has never
talked about Bill Clinton going to Orgy Island. But the
second Trump's back in the Oval Office in a few
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old flight luxury surface, suddenly mister Conna is out there
threatening contempt charges against Pam Bondy like she personally buried
the Black Book under her desk. And by the way,
I'm not a fan of Pam. I'm happy to see
her go. But this isn't about principles. It's a political
prop with an expiration date. Don't buy the bipartisan fairytale.
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Roe teamed up with Thomas Massey so he could pretend
this isn't just a Trump hit job. Massey is the
Oneian in the House who seems to get into conflicts
with both parties equally and shows up to every vote
carrying his own cooler full of grudges. Rod just needed
the Republican beard for the camera. It's like hiring the
only guy who will spit on everybody, so your own
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spit looks neutral. Meanwhile, this is the guy lecturing the
rest of us about elites from the heart of Silicon Valley,
the place that perfected flying private for lunch, and calling
it innovation. And now we've got a two hundred and
thirty nine page ethics complaint detailing how Rocanna's family stock
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trades somehow managed to beat the market by tens of
millions while he's on committees that touch defense attack Imagine that.
I'm sure that's just a coincidence. Roe didn't care about
any of this until the political math said it could
hurt the guy he despises. The files sat there for
years like a bad smell everyone ignored until it was
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time to spray it directly at Trump. That's not courage,
that's convenience. Wearing a concerned frown and a press release,
he turned the pedophile island into a campaign commercial the
second the optics worked for him. Rocanna isn't a joke
because he suddenly cares about Epstein. He's a joke because
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he only started carrying the exact moment it became useful
against Trump. Principle's on a timer outrage dialed to poll numbers,
a fresh stunt every time the headlines needed juice. Imagine
that Rocanna not not exactly credible.
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Speaker 2 (09:49):
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Speaker 3 (09:52):
So GameStop has offered to buy eBay for five point
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mating season in every bar at the Radison Hotel. Thanks
for turning on the radio. Comedian Jesse Payton joining us shortly.
And my buddy Steve loves Amo. Guess what he loves.
That's right, Amo, He'll be here shortly. In the meantime,
there is a new animal Farm cartoon. It is the
single dumbest thing Hollywood is barfed up since they made
cats Stare at its own bunghole in four k Remember
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George orwell George Orwell was an actual socialist who watched
Stalin stack bodies like don't I don't like like it
was cardboard right, wrote a book in nineteen forty five.
Is a straight up warning. Communism sounds noble until the
pigs put on top hats and start trading with the
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humans they swore to destroy. All animals are equal, sure,
until some animals decide equality use for suckers. The whole
point is totalitarianism turn revolutionaries into the exact tyrants they replaced.
It's not subtle, it's not open to interpretation. It's a
sledgehammer to the skull saying Stalin and his crew were
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murderous hacks. So naturally Hollywood reads it and says, you
know what this needs. It needs Glenn Close as an
evil billionaire lady who ride looks exactly like a cyber truck,
plus a bunch of fart jokes, and a happy third
act where the animals smash capitalism and then live happily
ever after in a socialist utopia. Wait, that's a totally
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different story. Yeah, Hollywood changed it. They made it into
an anti Trump thing. They turned the pigs into plucky
little union organizers fighting for wealth.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Inequality.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
They made the real villain some rich lady instead of
the commissars who send you to the gulag for complaining
about the bread.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Laugh.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It's like they read the book and they shrugged, and
the side of the actual problem wasn't communism at all.
It was those pesky billionaires with their electric vehicles. The
missing the point here is so spectacular it deserves a
gold medal. Trump spent years years yelling at the real pigs,
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the ones printing money, censoring everything, turning your kids into
pronoun barnyard animals. He's the guy who showed up with
the shotgun before the barn wall got rewritten into two
genders bad seventy two genders mandatory.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
But these geniuses looked at the one.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Book that literally predicted exactly what happens when revolutionaries seized
power and said, nah, let's make it into an anti
Trump story instead. Trump is anti communist. Animal Farm was
an anti communist book. They took the most anti common
story ever written and they flipped it into pro pig propaganda.
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Orwell would be spinning in his graves so fast he
could light up the whole California grid with the energy
you'd produce and the best part, the part that has
me laughing until I choke, is that it bombed harder
than a Soviet tractor factory.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Three point four million bucks.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Opening weekend on seventy six hundred screens, C minus cinema score,
audiences took one look at the cute animals lecturing them
about late stage capitalism. They love that term, loot stage capitalism,
and they said, nah, we'll go see the Michael Jackson
movie instead. Turns out normal people don't want their bedtime
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stories hijacked by people who think the real danger is
someone selling you a toaster that actually works. It's the
same lazy Hollywood move every single time. Grab something that
mocks the left, whether it's Animal Farm or nineteen eighty four,
you get the idea. Flip the villains around so badly.
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The bad guys are now the people who pay taxes
and create jobs. They're not adapting the book, they're waterboarding
it until it confesses that the pigs were right all along.
The problem was never the system. It was those orange
pigs with the red hats. They were the problem.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
We already had a word for when the revolutionaries became
the new tyrants. It's called every single time we ever tried. Okay,
that's more than one word, but you get the point.
Orwell saw it in nineteen forty five. The Venezuelans lived it,
The Cubans are still living it. North Korea's great grandkids
are living it. But sure, let's make the cartoon about
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how the real threat is some lady in a cyber
turt truck who probably just wants to sell you a
decent fridge. If you want to make anti capitalist children movies, fine,
go ahead. Make one call it the Little Redhead too
the time the hen gets taxed. But don't kidnap orwell,
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slap cgi pigs on it and pretend you're brave for
punching it up. Punching it up would have been making
this movie in nineteen thirty seven and calling Stalin a
hack to his face. What you did was the equivalent
of taking the Diary of Anne Frank and adding a
third act where everybody goes to get ice cream. The
Animal Farm sucks because it's stupid. It's preachy, I mean,
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the new one. It proves the pigs in the actual
book were right. Some animals really are more equal than others,
mainly the ones cashing checks in Hollywood while rewriting history
so they never have to admit their ideas had a
body count. It's incredible. You can go see that movie
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right now. You won't, You shouldn't. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna get back to the real book, the one
where the pigs lose. Okay, I lied, I'm not gonna
read that. I'm gonna run downstairs and get a taco
during commercial break. When we get back, see Payton and
Steve love Zamor are here.
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Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, So news today from the world of agriculture.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Plant breeders created watermelons the size of chicken eggs. And
thank god that Gallagher's already dead because this would.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Have killed him. Thank you. Thanks?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah, what watermelons and chickens? U. Yeah, that's that's what
we're starting with today.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
What so just telling you the news? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Sorry, I kind of miss that entire thing because I
was checking on my page and you posted on your
Twitter I did live with and you tagged yourself.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh no, I did it wrong. I was trying to
share it out.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
We were supposed to be on your page. I did
it wrong. That's my bad. It's is it too late
to switch it? I'm sorry while we're live now, we
were supposed to be streaming from Steve's page today. For
those of you on the radio don't know what we're
talking about, that's fine. I'm Kenny Webster and I am
here in the studio with at Steve loves Amo from Twitter.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I screwed up. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I was trying to do the oppice and comedian Jesse
Payton say, and we're and we're live streaming doing video today,
as is often the case, the latest technology here from
two thousand and eight. Very exciting news everybody. And I
noticed neither of you are wearing your met Gala gowns today.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
No, I chose not to wear any kind of internal
body parts.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, my upper intestine didn't make it out of the
dry cleaners.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
No, that is he's making a reference to how Cardi
B was dressed. For those who do not know the
Met Gala was yesterday, let me put this on the
screen here for everybody to look at. Hang On jumped
ahead of the story there a little bit. It's all right,
Cardi B was I don't know how else to describe it.
She's dressed like intestine. That's it. That's and it's a
hot look. Obviously, we love Cardi B's beautiful, she's great,
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She's a future Democrat president. Cardi B will someday be
the governor of New York, no doubt. The tax the
rich crowd got together at the MET gala yesterday, one
hundred thousand dollars ticket to get in, three hundred and
seventy five thousand dollars per table. And it is just
it just keeps getting worse over and over again, the
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elite virtue signaling out of touch, excess. We're paying six
bucks for gas right now, and these guys are at
the MET gala complaining about red hat, bad Orange Man,
Evil Steve.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Why don't you go first?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
And this looks like this is what socialism is, like, Oh,
we're gonna talk about other things and then, you know,
just be at the top, you know, and just enjoying
the riches of life. But she looks like, can we
change her name from Cardi B to Cardi Dookie?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
She does look in fantastic. I love it.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
But the highlight of the Met Gala, everybody agrees, was this,
for the first time ever, Aaron Rose Philip, the black
transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major
modeling agency.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Finally, it's about time.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Jesse Payton, you're very excited about Aaron Rose Philippe. Obviously
you're a big fan of this, of Shim's work.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Why don't you?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Hey, uh, I don't know what this is. It looks
like a black jelly bean on wheels. Can you I
don't understand what's going on?
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Give me another reason to hate black licorice? No, this
is a beautiful butterfly this.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
For years we've waited for a black transgender quadriplegric with
cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency to appear
at the metcalley.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And what's so bizarre about?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
For those of you on the radio, it's as weird
of a visual as you expected to be. And then
in the background the photographers imagine being the photographer sent
to take pictures of this. Obviously, it's great, it's fantastic.
I just don't understand why it was so important to
win the woke Olympics. The Left hasn't checked off this
many boxes since they were applying for food stamps, and
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yet now here we are. It's a great look, Jesse Payton,
this is kind of your girl, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
This is defit's my nightmare girl too. And it's crazy
you said beautiful butterfly when it looks like a caterpillar.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
The problem is Jesse's probably strangely aroused.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yes, strangely, not at all ay of those And wait,
did they say quadriplegic?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I see a high yeel on there? Yeah? Well there is. Yeah,
the leg I guess is hanging down. She's a tridriplegic.
I think you could.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I think you could be a quadriplegic and have legs.
That just means you can't use them. Isn't that what that?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
The memes have.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Been out of control. People have been a lot of
memes going on. Here's one coming soon in Netflix. Stephen
Hawk Queen. I didn't. I didn't write that. Don't blame me.
They're gonna redo Game of Thrones with this little number.
I think that's great. But perhaps the most interesting is
somebody made it into a video game called Woke Final
Boss Defeated. It's the Woke Olympics. Basically, they with AI
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you could do anything. They turned this person into a
video game boss, and uh, just having a great time
at the Metcal. I don't get invited to balls very often.
I was at a gala last week.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Gay balls.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
In one sentence, I was the only Republican at a
gala last week in the Houston area. I don't know
if you've ever been to a gala, a charity gala
in Texas. There's always an on the auction block. They
always have a picture of Nolan Ryan, either bleeding or
punching someone, and then it's autographed by Yes, that's always.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
For some reason.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
There's always a thing available if you want to see
Nolan Ryan bleed.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Or fight a guy.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
And I won it this year at the There was
a children's charity last week in Fort ben. I was
very excited to be the winner of that picture. Jesse,
you have a lot of this stuff at your house.
Those two photos are separate. One of them is when
Robin Venture charged the mountain. He beat the crap out
of him, which was hilarious because he was forty one
and Robin Venture.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Was like twenty eight.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
And then the other one was when he took a
baseball off the face and was bleeding.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So yeah, Nolan Ryan's it's great.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Good beef do we like the beef or do we
just like it because it's Nolan Ryan.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I don't need I'm I'm vegan.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I'm a vegan, quadriplegic, black, Muslim, dwarf midget lesbian.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Would you like to be in next year's Mechala when.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
You're I'll be the whole lower GI in my costume
for sure.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Here's my question.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
If you check off all those boxes, do you still
have to pay the one hundred thousand dollars to get in? Like?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Did that person pay the absurd amount of money to
be there?
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Imagine the store discounts this person gets. Yeah, she had
good parking. I'm not I'm not impressed by the way
at this the showing at the met gala. Wow, I'd
be really impressed. And I had to write this down
because this is how I really feel. So I'm going
to be impressed. If we see the first black, transgender,
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quadriplegic woman with several palsy, half Muslim, half Jewish, part
time carpetenter, part time footballer, meat eating vegan, then I'm
gonna be impressed.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Meat vegan. That's great, fantastic.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
I like that she's a quadriplegic, black wharf and as
a footballer. So what are you the football? We're get
a tattoo Spaulding as a tramp stamp.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I love the Paralympics. I'm a fan. I'm a supporter. Yes, obviously,
who's not. While we're doing the woke news today, here's
another important one. Let me pop this up on the
screen show everyone could see bad news for the real quick.
What is it in Canada?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
It's the m M M M I w G two
s l g b t q q I A plus community. Kenny,
there's a genocide going on. You should learn this. I'm
trying to learn it. Uh, well, the Canadian M M
I W G two s l g b t q
q I A plus.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Two q s Kinney. Do not leave out the questionings.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Sure is a great Wi Fi password or a code
for your luggage?
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Or is it a crypto key? We don't know anyway.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
The leader of the Pride movement in Canada has been
found guilty on seven counts of sex trafficking. Meet Jake
Tucker Proud Bulsham, who also performed as a drag queen
under the name Anita good Dicken, said to have drugged
drugged encased women to force them into prostitution. Grand Marshall
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of the Progress Pride Parade now a proud member of jail.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
So that's good.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
It's crazy that your code name is Anita good dickon
and your tasing women.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It is a little eye, yeah, a little age on
the nose. Yeah, it was. I need a therapist taking stey.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Are you you know you're a supporter, you're a you
know you're an ally, right, are you?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Of course? Yeah? My stage name is Hey, would you
blow me? Would you?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Will this affect your ability to go to Canada and
and join in.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
On the W No M M I W F LG
M I T C F l C I O. I
can never do it, Jesse. I don't know how you
memorize this stuff. I did it for a bit so yeah.
But still it's the M M I W, it's the
missing or murdered Indigenous women, girls tooth spirit, lesbian, gay,
trans intersex, asexual queer questioning. And then they put a
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plus at the end because if whatever you like to
sleep with does it fall under the fourteen letters before.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
That, then we want you to feel included. Also. All right,
this is going to exhaust you. But now there's another one.
There's more. Yeah, to memorize.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
The new one is l g B t I q
c A p g n f g f n b
A stands for and I'm not making this up lesbian, gay, by, transgender, intersex, queer, questioning, curious, asexual,
pan sexual, gender non conforming, gender, fluid, non binary, and androgynous.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That's and that is sorry mm.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I w G two S l g B t q
q I A plus A new acronym with slowly more
numbers and letters has come along to replace you.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
What's wild is it sounds like you're reading an eye
chart at the autometrist.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Everything you've heard is a lie, well unless you heard
it from the mouth of Kenny Webster. All facts, even
the bit about is little Kenny. Oh sorry, brokay, hey,
I mean big Kenny. You're listening to Kenny Webster's pursuit
of happiness.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Tom Holland says alcohol got in the way of his career,
as compared to Shia Labouf, who says his career got
in the way of alcohol. That's a real shame, poor
Tom Holland. Everybody, Jesse, you're not a drinker.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I can't drink, Kenny, I'm my whole family's allergic to alcohol.
Every time anybody in my family drinks, we break out
in this bright orange jumpsuit that says Harris County Jail on.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
The back, Kenny.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
And then yeah, and that lasts two or three months
most in most cases.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It does. It doesn't go away. You need an ointment
to get that off.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Now that we're back on the radio, for those of
you who are watching us on social media, you already know,
but we were just talking about this. Next Thursday, we're
gonna be at the Houston Improv seven thirty PM show
Couples Therapy on a weeknight.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It is going to be delight full, spectacular. The good news.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
About it is it starts at seven thirty and it's
over by nine, so you know, even if you are
an early bird, you'll be home by nine fifteen, nine thirty.
It's Central and Houston at the Houston Improv. And it's
a hilarious show where they get to look.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
At me and you all night. Yeah, you're gonna love
hanging out with that.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Jenny Lifts. I'll get to come see in person. I
do lift absolutely. Yeah, you're gonna have a great time.
You're gonna really enjoy it. Okay, We've been talking about
some of the new exciting ways that America is changing
right now, and one thing that's about to change is McDonald's. McDonald's,
after all these years, has finally decided to change the
way they serve drinks. For as long as I could remember,
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McDonald's has proudly been a place where they had self
served drinks. And now they've decided to get rid of that.
And there's really no explaining why they're getting rid of
the self serve drinks. But they're eliminating the self serve
soda machines. They say because of changing consumer habits. They
say they're gonna have to it's nationwide. Little by little,
they say, sometime in the next decade, the self serve
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sodas will disappear at a McDonald's near you, Steve, do
any guess why this could be happening now?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Or I would try to make a really good guess
at this, but I only have a thirteen percent chance
of getting it right.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You only have a thirteen percent chance.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
And according to studies in Chicago and Detroit, just locking
up the high seat Infanta would have solved this problem.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Sprite too.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Probably, I would imagine it's a shame a few people,
a few bad actors, ruin it for the rest of
the people.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You know what I mean. Do you guys remember about
a decade ago. I don't see this at all anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
But a decade ago, they had these things called Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Freestyle machines, different flavors.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
You go up there, You're like, I want raspberry flavored,
caffeinated Fonta, the most convoluted combination concoction of soda pop
you could think of, and you pop that in there,
and then all of a sudden, I don't see those
at all anymore. Those completely disappeared. And now they're getting
rid of the old school ones too.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
That's interesting. I blame the Chinese.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Well, they still have them in movie theaters, but movie
theaters aren't doing the heavy lifting for your business model
anymore either.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
No, no, who still goes to the movies? I don't,
I don't. Earlier in the show, I did a thing
about it.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
They have a new version of Animal Farm you can
go see, and instead of it warning you about the
dangers of communism, it warns you about the dangers of
Donald Trump. Now, who wants to go see that. Turns
out nobody nationwide. It was available in hundreds of theaters.
It made about three million dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Wow, that is in the eighties, that would have been
a bomb.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
But you know what, right, yea, given inflation, it's costing
them money to come up with this garbage.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Even by the nineteen eighty four scale still failed. That's correct,
by the nineteen eighty Ye that's a charge. Harwell reference. Yeah,
Jesse read a lot. You read that in prison. Absolutely,
that's the only book they would let us have that
in the Koran.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
In the Koran, make you see what I am.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I love the Koran. The Korean's fun because it teaches
you all about how men are important and women have
to do whatever we want. Whenever here my friends, my
right wing friends start criticizing Islam, I'm always like going
to hear him out.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Yeah, it's not gonna be bad for us, guys.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Maybe if you're a woman or a gay or a Jew,
but for us is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I couldn't be that bad bro club.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, exactly. Heavy Three wives does seem exhausting, though, doesn't
it that prefers zero wives? Kenny just want to play
house at home, Jesse. You don't know you're not married.
H No, but but you'll be giving marriage advice next Thursday.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Right, And you know what, that's what we do. We do.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
We basically take relationship funny stories that Kenny and I
have had and we do stand up comedy with that,
and we do it under the guise of being relationship therapists.
But the cool thing about this show, Kenny, is the
audience gets to participate. They get to ask us their
relationship questions and we get to pose as the therapists
and give them very funny advice. It's not good advice,
but it's always hilarious. But it's not just about relationships.
(31:55):
Sometimes it's about sex as well. Yeah, and I'm curious
what relationship you would give to this young man. The
Miami Dade Deputies have arrested a guy named John Spilman.
So what did John do?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Well, John was having sex, quite a bit of sex
with himself, so it was with Somebney loved, which is nice.
The problem is he was doing it in the hallway
of a hotel room. He now when the police arrived,
they arrested John and uh well and behold to the
to the surprise of the law enforcement officers. John was
a law enforcement officer as well. What department you might wonder,
(32:27):
Secret Service? They say, the Secret Service. Not much of
a secret when you're when you're making love to yourself
in the hallway over there.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Let's not forget his name is Spilman's.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
In his defense, yeah, I was born this way. Look
at his mug shot.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Man, this mugshot definitely a sign of a man with
blue balls that that's so good?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Would you describe as mugshot to people on the radio,
They can't see it.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
He almost looks like if John Leguizamo and Pee Wee
Herman had a child.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
That was that was about to sneeze.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
And with a with filled with cocaine, and he looks alarmed,
like I wonder what he was saying as they were arrested.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I blame the cocaine. If it wasn't for the cocaine,
he'd have finished in time.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Oh yeah, absolutely, poor John, though, what a weird reason
to become famous.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
That's it, you know what's crazy? And he's going to
a jill where he's probably locked up.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
People sure, well, secret Service, so yeah, they don't arrest anybody.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What do they do? What they do.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
The Secret Service is not exactly batting a thousand right now.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Now they just get Erica Kirk out of the ballroom
while Trump's still taking shot at Did you.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Guys see the video the chubby.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Chick from Butler, Pennsylvania. There was a woman who looked
exactly like her that was at the White House Correspondence dinner.
I don't think it was a coincidence. She's a short,
little chubby DEEI hire. She was the one for Butler,
Pennsylvania who was like, what do we do?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
What do we do?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
And she couldn't get her gun in her holster. You're like,
is this your first day here?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
And then they fast forward to the White House Correspondence
dinner there.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Was a chick exactly like that.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
She was a Homeland Security, not Secret Service, I believe,
But uh, yeah, I do agree with Secret Service not
batting one thousand.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's kind of wild man.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Jesse, you uh, would you be in the Secret Service
if they'd hire you?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Would you? Uh? You know?
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I don't think he could because he would probably jerk
off in the hallway.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Yeah, is that a pre wreck because I'm in Is
that the oral exam?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
All right?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So this was the woman right here, we're looking at
her on the screen now. She showed up at the
White House Correspondence dinner. There was an obvious photo of her,
but I'm not finding it in a Google image search.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Wait, there she is? Is that her?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
She's Hispanic. Oh and a cicco de Mayo too?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Oh, sint otomo? What are you guys doing for sink
on Tomayo? You're doing anything exciting? You guys got any
big plans you do?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You don't do it?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
The fifth of May?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
No, well, it was originally the Battle of Puebla, which,
as you know, the Mexican's arch enemies are the French,
and that's what that war was all about. But nobody
in Mexico celebrates it. It's an American holiday to drink
beer like s Patrick's Day, which makes me wonder, why
don't we just make up our own thing? What marginalized
group doesn't have a holiday yet? And I think the
answer is obvious. Black trans quadriplegic professional models or cerebral palsy.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
So what what do you call that?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Black jelly bean days?
Speaker 6 (35:18):
I have a question? So can that individual speak? Because
how hilarious would it be? If he couldn't or she
couldn't whatever, I don't even remember anymore. But if it
like had Microsoft sam voice like Steven Hawking, but his
spoken a bonics.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Oh my god, a bonics, Stephen Hawking a bonics. It
is a brilliant idea. I do love that idea.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
And we could find out if she could talk, we
could put her in a movie theater.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Do you remember it well, now you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Do you remember years ago, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee rest
in peace, May God rest her soul, said that there
weren't enough hurricanes with urban names, like there was no
Hurricane Shaniqua, Hurricane Jamal.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
That was that was the problem.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
They are all these names for hurricanes are a little
too Anglo. And I know, for one that when my
house is flooding, I just wish the hurricane had a
name that was more marginal.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Well, because when you when the when the headline reads
Leroy destroys home, when no one thinks it's a.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Hurricane, we.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Gotta run everybody. I'm Kenny Webster. I'd like to thank
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Speaker 3 (36:35):
To the rest of you, I love you all. We'll
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Greetings kids. Today is what the heck is?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's sync on to Mayo, of course, or, as white
liberal women call it, Racial Microaggressions Day. Spoiler alert, I
don't think they have any Mexican friends. It's also National
Astronaut Day, a day when we honor Katie Perry. Anyway,
thanks so much for joining us today. Who's going to
be here Steve loves Amo, the gun rights advocates stopping
by in a little bit, and comedian Jesse Bayton is
(00:46):
going to be here. But first let's start with an update.
The guy who just tried to turn the White House
correspondents dinner into his own private shooting range. The thirty
one year old California video game developer spentish spare time
I'm retweeting the Butler Pennsylvania attempt on Trump, telling people
it was staged.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, isn't that interesting?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The guy that is the latest White House correspond the
latest attempted Trump assassin, is a Trump assassination truther. He
thought the other assassination attempts were fake, fake blood crisis actors.
Then he grabbed a shotgun and a pistol and three knives,
and he charged a secret Service checkpoint and tried to
make his own contribution to the plot.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's a room filled.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
With the most elite journalists and TV reporters in America,
and they all thought it was a real crisis. But
people on TikTok and Instagram and bloggers and podcasters who
weren't there, they think it's fake. You can't make this
up without getting sued by the Screen Actors Guild. Meanwhile,
the same group of people that cheered when Alex Jones
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got hit with a billion dollar verdict for calling Sandy
Hook a hoax suddenly developed a PhD. And maybe it's
fake studies every time Trump gets within spitting distance of
a bullet. I'll give you a few examples here. Do
you remember Jasmine Crockett, Oh you forgot her. You forgot
about Jasmine. Now that she's never going to be Senator
of Texas, nobody listens to her anymore. She's one of
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these people. She thought Trump was faked. The assassination attempts
on himself. But she also thinks Alex Jones needs to
be punished for not believing the Sandy Hook assassinations. Alex
Jones is satan. Literally, hitler with a microphone deserves every
penny taken and then some because you don't don't get
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to a question.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The story of political violence or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They of a mass shooting attempt, but when it comes
to Trump, you're allowed to say it's staged, more stage than.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
A Tyler Perry production.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This is the most selective case of whiplash the Democrat
Party's ever had. They went from Russian collusion hoaxes to hey,
maybe those assassination attempts are just performance art. They treat
misinformation like a deadly virus, unless it's their own strain,
in which case it's accountability journalism. The shooter wasn't some
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basement dwelling insult. He was the exact demographic they keep
telling us. He's on the right side of history. Anti
Trump engineering degree encouraged everyone to own guns for the resistance.
Turns out the resistance's idea of direct action looks a
lot like the conspiracy theories they spent calling dangerous. When
the wrong team pedaled them. It's left wing Alex Jones.
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I think the real miracle isn't that the Secret Service
stopped him, It's that the left still hasn't figured out
the rule. If you spend years teaching your side that
the other side's tragedies or theater, eventually one of your
fans is going to show up with live ammunition and
try to write the next act. And when that happens,
the only thing left to stage is the press conference
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where they pretend this had nothing to do with them.
Leftists will cherry pick information to help support their narrative.
It's what they do. There's a congressman named Roe Conna.
He is a lawmaker, a Silicon Valley congressman who looks
like he wandered straight out of a startup pitch deck
and decided the next big disruption was going to be
his political opinions. You know the type glasses Ernest stare
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always talking about accountability for the elites while he represents
the zip code that invented billionaires who fly private jets
just to go get a latte. He's the guy who
refuses pack money but brags about banning stock trading for lawmakers.
Right and generally walks like he's the only adult in
Washington who isn't on the take.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Meanwhile, he's making millions off stock trading.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Progressive capitalist basically Bernie Sanders, but the lawmaker for Silicon Valley.
That makes sense, right last week, he kind of outdid himself.
While King Charles was in town doing the royal pomp
and circumstance state visit, waiving, addressing Congress, playing nice with Trump,
Rocanna decided it was the perfect moment to hold a
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splashy round table with Epstein's survivors same exact day. He
even sent the King a formal letter begging for a
private meeting with the victims. The Palace said no thanks, So,
of course Conna made sure the whole world heard how
disappointed he was that King Charles didn't bring up Epstein
in his big speech, because nothing says I'm a serious
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statesman like hijacking a royal visit to turn it into
your own personal press tour to talk about a topic
you didn't care about until five minutes ago. Epstein has
been a serious concern of average Americans now for years,
but Rocanna didn't care about it right up until last year,
when he suddenly realized it might make Trump look bad.
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But here's the thing that makes the whole performance comedy gold.
Rocanna didn't care about Epstein until it looked like it
could sting Trump. Epstein gets arrested in twenty nineteen, The
Orgy Island, the Private Play, in the Little Black Book,
the whole Nightmare. Roe said nothing, Gawayne Maxwell on trial,
years of documents dribbling out under Biden, Democrats running the House,
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the Senate, the DOJ.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Nothing. You had nothing to say about it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Not one bill, not one floor speech, not one press
conference demanding the full client list. Roe is too busy
complaining about billionaires while out going to cocktail parties with billionaires.
That makes sense, right. Then Trump wins again. In twenty
twenty four, the moving vans are literally backing up to
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the White House and everybody starts asking about the Epstein files.
I don't like how Trump handled the Epstein files. I
don't like how he handled the whole scandal. I thought
it was very poorly executed. But forgive me for not
thinking ro Conna sincere for suddenly caring about this five
minutes ago. Five minutes ago, he starts caring, not for
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the past decade. The timing is so naked it's almost
admirable in its shamelessness. For years, his own party had
total power and zero urgency on full disclosure, Clinton's name
pops up dozens of times. Yawn. Ro Conna has never
talked about Bill Clinton going to Orgy Island. But the
second Trump's back in the Oval Office in a few
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old flight luxury surface, suddenly mister Conna is out there
threatening contempt charges against Pam Bondy like she personally buried
the Black Book under her desk. And by the way,
I'm not a fan of Pam. I'm happy to see
her go. But this isn't about principles. It's a political
prop with an expiration date. Don't buy the bipartisan fairytale.
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Roe teamed up with Thomas Massey so he could pretend
this isn't just a Trump hit job. Massey is the
Oneian in the House who seems to get into conflicts
with both parties equally and shows up to every vote
carrying his own cooler full of grudges. Rod just needed
the Republican beard for the camera. It's like hiring the
only guy who will spit on everybody, so your own
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spit looks neutral. Meanwhile, this is the guy lecturing the
rest of us about elites from the heart of Silicon Valley,
the place that perfected flying private for lunch, and calling
it innovation. And now we've got a two hundred and
thirty nine page ethics complaint detailing how Rocanna's family stock
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trades somehow managed to beat the market by tens of
millions while he's on committees that touch defense attack Imagine that.
I'm sure that's just a coincidence. Roe didn't care about
any of this until the political math said it could
hurt the guy he despises. The files sat there for
years like a bad smell everyone ignored until it was
(08:56):
time to spray it directly at Trump. That's not courage,
that's convenience. Wearing a concerned frown and a press release,
he turned the pedophile island into a campaign commercial the
second the optics worked for him. Rocanna isn't a joke
because he suddenly cares about Epstein. He's a joke because
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he only started carrying the exact moment it became useful
against Trump. Principle's on a timer outrage dialed to poll numbers,
a fresh stunt every time the headlines needed juice. Imagine
that Rocanna not not exactly credible.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
You're listening to Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness. Please, if
you're offended by anything you heard, take out a piece
of paper, write down a detailed description of what bothered you,
and facts it to one eight eight eight.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Nobody gives a fun all right.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So GameStop has offered to buy eBay for five point
five billion dollars, but most of that amount is just
going to be in the form of store credit, unfortunately
for eBay. Sorry about that. And it's an alligator mating
season in Florida. You've been warned, ladies. Meanwhile, it's cougar
(10:12):
mating season in every bar at the Radison Hotel. Thanks
for turning on the radio. Comedian Jesse Payton joining us shortly.
And my buddy Steve loves Amo. Guess what he loves.
That's right, Amo, He'll be here shortly. In the meantime,
there is a new animal Farm cartoon. It is the
single dumbest thing Hollywood is barfed up since they made
cats Stare at its own bunghole in four k Remember
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George orwell George Orwell was an actual socialist who watched
Stalin stack bodies like don't I don't like like it
was cardboard right, wrote a book in nineteen forty five.
Is a straight up warning. Communism sounds noble until the
pigs put on top hats and start trading with the
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humans they swore to destroy. All animals are equal, sure,
until some animals decide equality use for suckers. The whole
point is totalitarianism turn revolutionaries into the exact tyrants they replaced.
It's not subtle, it's not open to interpretation. It's a
sledgehammer to the skull saying Stalin and his crew were
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murderous hacks. So naturally Hollywood reads it and says, you
know what this needs. It needs Glenn Close as an
evil billionaire lady who ride looks exactly like a cyber truck,
plus a bunch of fart jokes, and a happy third
act where the animals smash capitalism and then live happily
ever after in a socialist utopia. Wait, that's a totally
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different story. Yeah, Hollywood changed it. They made it into
an anti Trump thing. They turned the pigs into plucky
little union organizers fighting for wealth.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Inequality.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
They made the real villain some rich lady instead of
the commissars who send you to the gulag for complaining
about the bread.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Laugh.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It's like they read the book and they shrugged, and
the side of the actual problem wasn't communism at all.
It was those pesky billionaires with their electric vehicles. The
missing the point here is so spectacular it deserves a
gold medal. Trump spent years years yelling at the real pigs,
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the ones printing money, censoring everything, turning your kids into
pronoun barnyard animals. He's the guy who showed up with
the shotgun before the barn wall got rewritten into two
genders bad seventy two genders mandatory.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
But these geniuses looked at the one.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Book that literally predicted exactly what happens when revolutionaries seized
power and said, nah, let's make it into an anti
Trump story instead. Trump is anti communist. Animal Farm was
an anti communist book. They took the most anti common
story ever written and they flipped it into pro pig propaganda.
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Orwell would be spinning in his graves so fast he
could light up the whole California grid with the energy
you'd produce and the best part, the part that has
me laughing until I choke, is that it bombed harder
than a Soviet tractor factory.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Three point four million bucks.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Opening weekend on seventy six hundred screens, C minus cinema score,
audiences took one look at the cute animals lecturing them
about late stage capitalism. They love that term, loot stage capitalism,
and they said, nah, we'll go see the Michael Jackson
movie instead. Turns out normal people don't want their bedtime
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stories hijacked by people who think the real danger is
someone selling you a toaster that actually works. It's the
same lazy Hollywood move every single time. Grab something that
mocks the left, whether it's Animal Farm or nineteen eighty four,
you get the idea. Flip the villains around so badly.
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The bad guys are now the people who pay taxes
and create jobs. They're not adapting the book, they're waterboarding
it until it confesses that the pigs were right all along.
The problem was never the system. It was those orange
pigs with the red hats. They were the problem.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
We already had a word for when the revolutionaries became
the new tyrants. It's called every single time we ever tried. Okay,
that's more than one word, but you get the point.
Orwell saw it in nineteen forty five. The Venezuelans lived it,
The Cubans are still living it. North Korea's great grandkids
are living it. But sure, let's make the cartoon about
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how the real threat is some lady in a cyber
turt truck who probably just wants to sell you a
decent fridge. If you want to make anti capitalist children movies, fine,
go ahead. Make one call it the Little Redhead too
the time the hen gets taxed. But don't kidnap orwell,
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slap cgi pigs on it and pretend you're brave for
punching it up. Punching it up would have been making
this movie in nineteen thirty seven and calling Stalin a
hack to his face. What you did was the equivalent
of taking the Diary of Anne Frank and adding a
third act where everybody goes to get ice cream. The
Animal Farm sucks because it's stupid. It's preachy, I mean,
(15:27):
the new one. It proves the pigs in the actual
book were right. Some animals really are more equal than others,
mainly the ones cashing checks in Hollywood while rewriting history
so they never have to admit their ideas had a
body count. It's incredible. You can go see that movie
(15:48):
right now. You won't, You shouldn't. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna get back to the real book, the one
where the pigs lose. Okay, I lied, I'm not gonna
read that. I'm gonna run downstairs and get a taco
during commercial break. When we get back, see Payton and
Steve love Zamor are here.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
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And if you've seen the competition, that's not saying a
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Speaker 2 (16:11):
List it up, folks.
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Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, So news today from the world of agriculture.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Plant breeders created watermelons the size of chicken eggs. And
thank god that Gallagher's already dead because this would.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Have killed him. Thank you. Thanks?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah, what watermelons and chickens? U. Yeah, that's that's what
we're starting with today.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
What so just telling you the news? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Sorry, I kind of miss that entire thing because I
was checking on my page and you posted on your
Twitter I did live with and you tagged yourself.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh no, I did it wrong. I was trying to
share it out.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
We were supposed to be on your page. I did
it wrong. That's my bad. It's is it too late
to switch it? I'm sorry while we're live now, we
were supposed to be streaming from Steve's page today. For
those of you on the radio don't know what we're
talking about, that's fine. I'm Kenny Webster and I am
here in the studio with at Steve loves Amo from Twitter.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I screwed up. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I was trying to do the oppice and comedian Jesse
Payton say, and we're and we're live streaming doing video today,
as is often the case, the latest technology here from
two thousand and eight. Very exciting news everybody. And I
noticed neither of you are wearing your met Gala gowns today.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
No, I chose not to wear any kind of internal
body parts.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, my upper intestine didn't make it out of the
dry cleaners.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
No, that is he's making a reference to how Cardi
B was dressed. For those who do not know the
Met Gala was yesterday, let me put this on the
screen here for everybody to look at. Hang On jumped
ahead of the story there a little bit. It's all right,
Cardi B was I don't know how else to describe it.
She's dressed like intestine. That's it. That's and it's a
hot look. Obviously, we love Cardi B's beautiful, she's great,
(18:53):
She's a future Democrat president. Cardi B will someday be
the governor of New York, no doubt. The tax the
rich crowd got together at the MET gala yesterday, one
hundred thousand dollars ticket to get in, three hundred and
seventy five thousand dollars per table. And it is just
it just keeps getting worse over and over again, the
(19:13):
elite virtue signaling out of touch, excess. We're paying six
bucks for gas right now, and these guys are at
the MET gala complaining about red hat, bad Orange Man,
Evil Steve.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Why don't you go first?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
And this looks like this is what socialism is, like, Oh,
we're gonna talk about other things and then, you know,
just be at the top, you know, and just enjoying
the riches of life. But she looks like, can we
change her name from Cardi B to Cardi Dookie?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
She does look in fantastic. I love it.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
But the highlight of the Met Gala, everybody agrees, was this,
for the first time ever, Aaron Rose Philip, the black
transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major
modeling agency.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Finally, it's about time.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Jesse Payton, you're very excited about Aaron Rose Philippe. Obviously
you're a big fan of this, of Shim's work.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Why don't you?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Hey, uh, I don't know what this is. It looks
like a black jelly bean on wheels. Can you I
don't understand what's going on?
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Give me another reason to hate black licorice? No, this
is a beautiful butterfly this.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
For years we've waited for a black transgender quadriplegric with
cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency to appear
at the metcalley.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And what's so bizarre about?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
For those of you on the radio, it's as weird
of a visual as you expected to be. And then
in the background the photographers imagine being the photographer sent
to take pictures of this. Obviously, it's great, it's fantastic.
I just don't understand why it was so important to
win the woke Olympics. The Left hasn't checked off this
many boxes since they were applying for food stamps, and
(20:56):
yet now here we are. It's a great look, Jesse Payton,
this is kind of your girl, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
This is defit's my nightmare girl too. And it's crazy
you said beautiful butterfly when it looks like a caterpillar.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
The problem is Jesse's probably strangely aroused.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yes, strangely, not at all ay of those And wait,
did they say quadriplegic?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I see a high yeel on there? Yeah? Well there is. Yeah,
the leg I guess is hanging down. She's a tridriplegic.
I think you could.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I think you could be a quadriplegic and have legs.
That just means you can't use them. Isn't that what that?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
The memes have.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Been out of control. People have been a lot of
memes going on. Here's one coming soon in Netflix. Stephen
Hawk Queen. I didn't. I didn't write that. Don't blame me.
They're gonna redo Game of Thrones with this little number.
I think that's great. But perhaps the most interesting is
somebody made it into a video game called Woke Final
Boss Defeated. It's the Woke Olympics. Basically, they with AI
(21:53):
you could do anything. They turned this person into a
video game boss, and uh, just having a great time
at the Metcal. I don't get invited to balls very often.
I was at a gala last week.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Gay balls.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
In one sentence, I was the only Republican at a
gala last week in the Houston area. I don't know
if you've ever been to a gala, a charity gala
in Texas. There's always an on the auction block. They
always have a picture of Nolan Ryan, either bleeding or
punching someone, and then it's autographed by Yes, that's always.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
For some reason.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
There's always a thing available if you want to see
Nolan Ryan bleed.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Or fight a guy.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
And I won it this year at the There was
a children's charity last week in Fort ben. I was
very excited to be the winner of that picture. Jesse,
you have a lot of this stuff at your house.
Those two photos are separate. One of them is when
Robin Venture charged the mountain. He beat the crap out
of him, which was hilarious because he was forty one
and Robin Venture.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Was like twenty eight.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
And then the other one was when he took a
baseball off the face and was bleeding.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So yeah, Nolan Ryan's it's great.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Good beef do we like the beef or do we
just like it because it's Nolan Ryan.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I don't need I'm I'm vegan.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I'm a vegan, quadriplegic, black, Muslim, dwarf midget lesbian.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Would you like to be in next year's Mechala when.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
You're I'll be the whole lower GI in my costume
for sure.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Here's my question.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
If you check off all those boxes, do you still
have to pay the one hundred thousand dollars to get in? Like?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Did that person pay the absurd amount of money to
be there?
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Imagine the store discounts this person gets. Yeah, she had
good parking. I'm not I'm not impressed by the way
at this the showing at the met gala. Wow, I'd
be really impressed. And I had to write this down
because this is how I really feel. So I'm going
to be impressed. If we see the first black, transgender,
(23:46):
quadriplegic woman with several palsy, half Muslim, half Jewish, part
time carpetenter, part time footballer, meat eating vegan, then I'm
gonna be impressed.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Meat vegan. That's great, fantastic.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
I like that she's a quadriplegic, black wharf and as
a footballer. So what are you the football? We're get
a tattoo Spaulding as a tramp stamp.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I love the Paralympics. I'm a fan. I'm a supporter. Yes, obviously,
who's not. While we're doing the woke news today, here's
another important one. Let me pop this up on the
screen show everyone could see bad news for the real quick.
What is it in Canada?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
It's the m M M M I w G two
s l g b t q q I A plus community. Kenny,
there's a genocide going on. You should learn this. I'm
trying to learn it. Uh, well, the Canadian M M
I W G two s l g b t q
q I A plus.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Two q s Kinney. Do not leave out the questionings.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Sure is a great Wi Fi password or a code
for your luggage?
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Or is it a crypto key? We don't know anyway.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
The leader of the Pride movement in Canada has been
found guilty on seven counts of sex trafficking. Meet Jake
Tucker Proud Bulsham, who also performed as a drag queen
under the name Anita good Dicken, said to have drugged
drugged encased women to force them into prostitution. Grand Marshall
(25:14):
of the Progress Pride Parade now a proud member of jail.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
So that's good.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
It's crazy that your code name is Anita good dickon
and your tasing women.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It is a little eye, yeah, a little age on
the nose. Yeah, it was. I need a therapist taking stey.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Are you you know you're a supporter, you're a you
know you're an ally, right, are you?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Of course? Yeah? My stage name is Hey, would you
blow me? Would you?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Will this affect your ability to go to Canada and
and join in.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
On the W No M M I W F LG
M I T C F l C I O. I
can never do it, Jesse. I don't know how you
memorize this stuff. I did it for a bit so yeah.
But still it's the M M I W, it's the
missing or murdered Indigenous women, girls tooth spirit, lesbian, gay,
trans intersex, asexual queer questioning. And then they put a
(26:06):
plus at the end because if whatever you like to
sleep with does it fall under the fourteen letters before.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
That, then we want you to feel included. Also. All right,
this is going to exhaust you. But now there's another one.
There's more. Yeah, to memorize.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
The new one is l g B t I q
c A p g n f g f n b
A stands for and I'm not making this up lesbian, gay, by, transgender, intersex, queer, questioning, curious, asexual,
pan sexual, gender non conforming, gender, fluid, non binary, and androgynous.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That's and that is sorry mm.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I w G two S l g B t q
q I A plus A new acronym with slowly more
numbers and letters has come along to replace you.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
What's wild is it sounds like you're reading an eye
chart at the autometrist.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Everything you've heard is a lie, well unless you heard
it from the mouth of Kenny Webster. All facts, even
the bit about is little Kenny. Oh sorry, brokay, hey,
I mean big Kenny. You're listening to Kenny Webster's pursuit
of happiness.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Tom Holland says alcohol got in the way of his career,
as compared to Shia Labouf, who says his career got
in the way of alcohol. That's a real shame, poor
Tom Holland. Everybody, Jesse, you're not a drinker.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I can't drink, Kenny, I'm my whole family's allergic to alcohol.
Every time anybody in my family drinks, we break out
in this bright orange jumpsuit that says Harris County Jail on.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
The back, Kenny.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
And then yeah, and that lasts two or three months
most in most cases.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It does. It doesn't go away. You need an ointment
to get that off.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Now that we're back on the radio, for those of
you who are watching us on social media, you already know,
but we were just talking about this. Next Thursday, we're
gonna be at the Houston Improv seven thirty PM show
Couples Therapy on a weeknight.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It is going to be delight full, spectacular. The good news.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
About it is it starts at seven thirty and it's
over by nine, so you know, even if you are
an early bird, you'll be home by nine fifteen, nine thirty.
It's Central and Houston at the Houston Improv. And it's
a hilarious show where they get to look.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
At me and you all night. Yeah, you're gonna love
hanging out with that.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Jenny Lifts. I'll get to come see in person. I
do lift absolutely. Yeah, you're gonna have a great time.
You're gonna really enjoy it. Okay, We've been talking about
some of the new exciting ways that America is changing
right now, and one thing that's about to change is McDonald's. McDonald's,
after all these years, has finally decided to change the
way they serve drinks. For as long as I could remember,
(28:35):
McDonald's has proudly been a place where they had self
served drinks. And now they've decided to get rid of that.
And there's really no explaining why they're getting rid of
the self serve drinks. But they're eliminating the self serve
soda machines. They say because of changing consumer habits. They
say they're gonna have to it's nationwide. Little by little,
they say, sometime in the next decade, the self serve
(28:56):
sodas will disappear at a McDonald's near you, Steve, do
any guess why this could be happening now?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Or I would try to make a really good guess
at this, but I only have a thirteen percent chance
of getting it right.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You only have a thirteen percent chance.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
And according to studies in Chicago and Detroit, just locking
up the high seat Infanta would have solved this problem.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Sprite too.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Probably, I would imagine it's a shame a few people,
a few bad actors, ruin it for the rest of
the people.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You know what I mean. Do you guys remember about
a decade ago. I don't see this at all anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
But a decade ago, they had these things called Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Freestyle machines, different flavors.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
You go up there, You're like, I want raspberry flavored,
caffeinated Fonta, the most convoluted combination concoction of soda pop
you could think of, and you pop that in there,
and then all of a sudden, I don't see those
at all anymore. Those completely disappeared. And now they're getting
rid of the old school ones too.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
That's interesting. I blame the Chinese.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Well, they still have them in movie theaters, but movie
theaters aren't doing the heavy lifting for your business model
anymore either.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
No, no, who still goes to the movies? I don't,
I don't. Earlier in the show, I did a thing
about it.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
They have a new version of Animal Farm you can
go see, and instead of it warning you about the
dangers of communism, it warns you about the dangers of
Donald Trump. Now, who wants to go see that. Turns
out nobody nationwide. It was available in hundreds of theaters.
It made about three million dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Wow, that is in the eighties, that would have been
a bomb.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
But you know what, right, yea, given inflation, it's costing
them money to come up with this garbage.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Even by the nineteen eighty four scale still failed. That's correct,
by the nineteen eighty Ye that's a charge. Harwell reference. Yeah,
Jesse read a lot. You read that in prison. Absolutely,
that's the only book they would let us have that
in the Koran.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
In the Koran, make you see what I am.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I love the Koran. The Korean's fun because it teaches
you all about how men are important and women have
to do whatever we want. Whenever here my friends, my
right wing friends start criticizing Islam, I'm always like going
to hear him out.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Yeah, it's not gonna be bad for us, guys.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Maybe if you're a woman or a gay or a Jew,
but for us is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I couldn't be that bad bro club.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, exactly. Heavy Three wives does seem exhausting, though, doesn't
it that prefers zero wives? Kenny just want to play
house at home, Jesse. You don't know you're not married.
H No, but but you'll be giving marriage advice next Thursday.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Right, And you know what, that's what we do. We do.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
We basically take relationship funny stories that Kenny and I
have had and we do stand up comedy with that,
and we do it under the guise of being relationship therapists.
But the cool thing about this show, Kenny, is the
audience gets to participate. They get to ask us their
relationship questions and we get to pose as the therapists
and give them very funny advice. It's not good advice,
but it's always hilarious. But it's not just about relationships.
(31:55):
Sometimes it's about sex as well. Yeah, and I'm curious
what relationship you would give to this young man. The
Miami Dade Deputies have arrested a guy named John Spilman.
So what did John do?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Well, John was having sex, quite a bit of sex
with himself, so it was with Somebney loved, which is nice.
The problem is he was doing it in the hallway
of a hotel room. He now when the police arrived,
they arrested John and uh well and behold to the
to the surprise of the law enforcement officers. John was
a law enforcement officer as well. What department you might wonder,
(32:27):
Secret Service? They say, the Secret Service. Not much of
a secret when you're when you're making love to yourself
in the hallway over there.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Let's not forget his name is Spilman's.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
In his defense, yeah, I was born this way. Look
at his mug shot.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Man, this mugshot definitely a sign of a man with
blue balls that that's so good?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Would you describe as mugshot to people on the radio,
They can't see it.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
He almost looks like if John Leguizamo and Pee Wee
Herman had a child.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
That was that was about to sneeze.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
And with a with filled with cocaine, and he looks alarmed,
like I wonder what he was saying as they were arrested.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I blame the cocaine. If it wasn't for the cocaine,
he'd have finished in time.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Oh yeah, absolutely, poor John, though, what a weird reason
to become famous.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
That's it, you know what's crazy? And he's going to
a jill where he's probably locked up.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
People sure, well, secret Service, so yeah, they don't arrest anybody.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What do they do? What they do.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
The Secret Service is not exactly batting a thousand right now.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Now they just get Erica Kirk out of the ballroom
while Trump's still taking shot at Did you.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Guys see the video the chubby.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Chick from Butler, Pennsylvania. There was a woman who looked
exactly like her that was at the White House Correspondence dinner.
I don't think it was a coincidence. She's a short,
little chubby DEEI hire. She was the one for Butler,
Pennsylvania who was like, what do we do?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
What do we do?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
And she couldn't get her gun in her holster. You're like,
is this your first day here?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
And then they fast forward to the White House Correspondence
dinner there.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Was a chick exactly like that.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
She was a Homeland Security, not Secret Service, I believe,
But uh, yeah, I do agree with Secret Service not
batting one thousand.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's kind of wild man.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Jesse, you uh, would you be in the Secret Service
if they'd hire you?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Would you? Uh? You know?
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I don't think he could because he would probably jerk
off in the hallway.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Yeah, is that a pre wreck because I'm in Is
that the oral exam?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
All right?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So this was the woman right here, we're looking at
her on the screen now. She showed up at the
White House Correspondence dinner. There was an obvious photo of her,
but I'm not finding it in a Google image search.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Wait, there she is? Is that her?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
She's Hispanic. Oh and a cicco de Mayo too?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Oh, sint otomo? What are you guys doing for sink
on Tomayo? You're doing anything exciting? You guys got any
big plans you do?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You don't do it?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
The fifth of May?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
No, well, it was originally the Battle of Puebla, which,
as you know, the Mexican's arch enemies are the French,
and that's what that war was all about. But nobody
in Mexico celebrates it. It's an American holiday to drink
beer like s Patrick's Day, which makes me wonder, why
don't we just make up our own thing? What marginalized
group doesn't have a holiday yet? And I think the
answer is obvious. Black trans quadriplegic professional models or cerebral palsy.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
So what what do you call that?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Black jelly bean days?
Speaker 6 (35:18):
I have a question? So can that individual speak? Because
how hilarious would it be? If he couldn't or she
couldn't whatever, I don't even remember anymore. But if it
like had Microsoft sam voice like Steven Hawking, but his
spoken a bonics.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Oh my god, a bonics, Stephen Hawking a bonics. It
is a brilliant idea. I do love that idea.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
And we could find out if she could talk, we
could put her in a movie theater.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Do you remember it well, now you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Do you remember years ago, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee rest
in peace, May God rest her soul, said that there
weren't enough hurricanes with urban names, like there was no
Hurricane Shaniqua, Hurricane Jamal.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
That was that was the problem.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
They are all these names for hurricanes are a little
too Anglo. And I know, for one that when my
house is flooding, I just wish the hurricane had a
name that was more marginal.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Well, because when you when the when the headline reads
Leroy destroys home, when no one thinks it's a.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Hurricane, we.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Gotta run everybody. I'm Kenny Webster. I'd like to thank
Steve loves Amo follow him on social media. Sorry for
screwing up the strio. Steve follow me on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Follow and Facebook Yes and follow Jesse Payton. You're on
the book face follow me in a parking lot and
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that's what I sell for a living.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
To the rest of you, I love you all. We'll
be back Brain early tomorrow morning for more of what
you bought a radio for.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
You are listening to the pursuit of this radio. Tell
the government to kiss you're ass when you listen to
this show. Uh huh
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Betrayal Weekly is back for a new season. Every Thursday, Betrayal Weekly shares first-hand accounts of broken trust, shocking deceptions, and the trail of destruction they leave behind. Hosted by Andrea Gunning, this weekly ongoing series digs into real-life stories of betrayal and the aftermath. From stories of double lives to dark discoveries, these are cautionary tales and accounts of resilience against all odds. From the producers of the critically acclaimed Betrayal series, Betrayal Weekly drops new episodes every Thursday. If you would like to share your story, you can reach out to the Betrayal Team by emailing them at betrayalpod@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram at @betrayalpod and @glasspodcasts. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations, and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience, and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack.