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January 25, 2025 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, on the hell are you? I'm
doing it for my car. I haven't done in NFL
show from my car in a long time. But it

(00:22):
is the twenty fifth day of January twenty twenty five.
And you know your favorite audio version. We're on the app.
Anything else is windy today? Work at the airport, and
I see Bryant shot and Tottenheimer was hired by the

(00:43):
imbecile mister Jerry Jones. As one guy said, I think
they went small. I heard listened to one of the
guys here on Fox. He's right, they went small. How
do you want to put it? Week? And I see
Peter the cheater went to the Nevada miners. But anyway,
before we get going here, give my sun glass. I

(01:05):
remember the military. You guys out there, domestic bro. I
appreached you guys every very very much to serve this
country without you guys have a little nothing. All. We
always talk about that behavior balls. I've apple been wearing blue,
Working Class, make good choices, save sex, right, talked about that.
How many times you guys practice safe sex. It's all
we're asking to worry about abortions and aids of herbies

(01:27):
are gonery and of the penis all right, and don't
drink and drive. But yeah, just kind of left the mall,
dropped something of the drivers off one with the mall
and meet his wife. So we're leaving the all of
the steria. And that's windy, windy as hell here.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
But anyways, so Jerry Jones tried to show you to
hire you just bru Shotenheimer again.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's kind of like, you know, the Minnesota Mosquitoes. We
did this in the old days and the Gang and
ten check Pook draft and this is a prime example
of Jerry Jones. It's another five year rebuild. Butcardi Coke
wasn't my favorite. I predicted seven to ten. Screw around
with him. They could have probably gotten Peter the cheater.
But they're not gonna get anybody any coach. Not a chance.

(02:18):
That's a limb coach. I mean, what what owner has
a press conference dation gentlemen after every game as a
locker room None who threatened you know, a radio guy,
I'll find someone to I'll find someone to answer those
questions and shod you guys because they were asking those questions.
People want to know. Remember Tiger Woods was playing golf,

(02:41):
and he didn't want to have press conferences. It's what
you want to know, what you're thinking when you're out there.
Why you picked that club? You mean, I play golf.
There's a thought process that goes through everything. But it's
just they go they went small, they went weak. It's
obituary first before sixth ring to put it to owe.
I'm sorry man, my pencil Dick Blackhawks, the old man

(03:04):
who owned it when he died, the one who just
recently died, Rocky. He went out and got Tay's candy man,
so on and so forth, and you know, we won
three more rings. Now all of a sudden, now it's
salary cap is killing us, and it's it's they're trying.
But you know, Minnesota Mosque, Minnestera. We'll see wild here
in town. They had Sarah Capp problems with Perezy and

(03:27):
suitor for years. I finally hout of that hell. And
you know he wants to win. And if you look
at tomorrow's big game, I'm still taking Washington Comedies to
get to Smelly City. Snyder somewhere is going our to
just just hired the right person and stayed the hell
all the way. Maybe he'd be in the right spot.

(03:48):
But one door opens and one door closed, another one
opens right and the and the the commedis are a
step away, and I think I think they take Donald chicklets.
Tomorrow we'll see it happens. I did go to the
boat show yesterday for the Venture Channel. I did nine videos.
That was fun. The Minnesota Boat Show. Just want to
tell you that was fun. Last night afternoon. I got

(04:10):
off work early and went. It was fun. He did
a question for christ for the other part for the
other one, but for fun, so the DJI But anyways,
but he went ball, he went weak. You know, it's
just it's they could have gotten the guys the Moor
City kiddies, except instead somebody stepped up and the Bears

(04:32):
and who else the other guy go to he went
to I can't remember. They all went well, they went
to like I'm driving right now, so I can't remember,
but I know the one went to the More City kiddies,
and you know they had they had too good offensive
office defensive coordinator where they went right. But Jerry will
never ever hire someone. He never he needs be an owner.

(04:55):
There needs to be a GM whatever it made b be.
But again he's playing fantasy football. It's all it is
to it. It's just too bad, man. I mean, I
feel sorry for any Dallas Cowboy fans down there and
Dallas actually go these games. I don't buy much from
Jerr anything. I've bought in three hats, my whole, my
whole life. Since his debacle, we haven't done anything since

(05:15):
Troy Aikman. You know, Creator Face was the offensive coordinator,
Jimmy Johnson, Wanstat, all those guys, you know, way back
when Emmett double deuce prime time. I mean he didn't
want to get prime time and Bella cheet It's no
way if it again. Look look what happened with with

(05:36):
uh Tuna. Okay, they work out parcels. You gotta have
full control. If you look at the Raccoons owner, he
owns the Raccoons, the Nugget, the knuckleheads, and he owns
the avalanche, the Avocados. Okay, he hires the best people
five my own restaurant tomorrow, good kitchen manager, good diynro manager,

(06:00):
and good uh around the place. I just I'm I'm
the mad or d I'm going to hire good people
and he treatably spect I'm not gonna I'll go back
there and tell the coach what to do. I'll even
cook with the if I need to. But you know, hey, man,
you do what you gotta do. This makes me you
don't kill anybody. I got to have my own water park.
Hire good people, make it a great place for family.
But Jerry has no idea. He got the Cowboys for

(06:22):
paintings on the dollar. Yeah, he's one of the first
ones to put the NFL on the internet. I get it.
But the shot in her we'll see. Can you get
a lighting a bottle? Yeah? Any other thirty one teams? Possibly?
I think he went to Jets. That's when the guy
went and up popped my head. The Jets, the defensive

(06:42):
quarter with the candy s Jets. Well, he'll fail because
of the owner. Nice guy, but you gotta start somewhere, right,
Maybe you'll be successful. Who knows. But when you're the
head coach. The head coaches, when they when they get hired,
the only hire people they know and they trust. Okay,

(07:04):
they don't want to hire some to take their job.
So all about surround himself with good people in a
good system. But Cherry wasn't going to hire any more
big names. But Cardi Koch was a good coach, but
he had no say to anything. You know. The Piranha
isn't that good of a quarterback. He's you know, he's
it is what it is with him. He's nothing special,

(07:25):
you know, I mean, it's just it's I mean, if
you look at it, Pete Carroll would have been what
would have been a good hire. Bring on the human
soccer ball and have and and bring in uh, get
e Waste somewhere in the draft. Man he can he
can sit behind him. Ewast can sipy like home Slice

(07:48):
sat behind him, uh for a whole year in chick
Lick Country. You know, they got him late in the
first round. So you're bringing e waste if he's you know,
somebody out there, who's that backup quarter back for the
filthy the other idiots? McKey ede, you know, six foot six,
a lot of guys out there like the Tom Brady's
that if you put him in the right system. But

(08:11):
he's by down the Steelers. So you bring in you
bring in Peter the cheater, the human soccer ball, get
you wayst in the draft. Work with him for a
couple of years, maybe two maybe two years behind him.
I don't know. That had been sweet. I could understand that.
But is he gonna let him do his job? Doubt it.
He Is he gonna let him buy the groceries, doubt it.

(08:33):
It's just the guy. The guy said today they went
small shot and hied Brian and nice. His dad was
a good coach. Should be in the Hall of Fame
as some two hundred wins, I believe, he said. But
I'm not surprised everybody went down the road. But Carol
would have been a good hire because I guess, like
the guy said, I guess they they patched it up.

(08:56):
You know, they went out there in the seaweed. So
I don't know. I'm not surprised, and I'm not gonna
sit here and cry about it. You know, it's it's
obituary first, and who knows how long Jerry's gonna live for.
I'm not wanting to die. But then we'll have change.
But we're in another five year rebuild. Halfway through the

(09:17):
Piranha will be out, We'll get somebody, nobody quarterback. It's
just gonna be NonStop until Jerry finally shuts up and
hires somebody. Your only is good. What I would say
you are who you run with the life. That's what
your life is all about. You know, I've been listening
to Fox Joy Taylor and her escapades and all these

(09:42):
idiots in espn Uh, what the hell's his name again?
What the hell's I keep a getting screaming all the time,
quite frankly, what the hell his name is? Stephen a right?
Bitching about this and bitching about that. No, why can't
people just do a podcast out screaming, Hey, I'm in

(10:02):
my car, I'm driving, I got a headset on, I'm
on the fly telling you in my opinion. Sure, you're
not gonna start screaming. I don't just understand that. But uh,
there'll be opinions out there, but they have more pull
than I do. But uh, you know, I know, probably
the Herd, we'll probably talk about it. They're too afraid
to call out Jerry. They're really you know, because they're

(10:24):
afraid then he won't come on the show, so you
don't want to. I don't care. I mean, I get
what I get of my downald with fifty if I'm lucky.
Whether this is gonna get no, one really cares. But
you know, I tell people I podcast, I like to
talk wherever I make ninety hundred dollars a month on Spreaker, Great,
you know, but you know tomorrow's the big games Man,

(10:49):
Commy's going to City Barley Shove. I think there again
tomorrow that game man playing the house money tomorrow. Man,
it's always do it house money. And I just think
for some reason, Buffalo who has the ball last? They
have to make home slices get out of that pocket
and make them throw the ball sidewind that son of bitch.
I love to see the Mafia win it all. Could

(11:12):
you imagine if I'm riding the picks and the comedies
get in there and Jack Daniels takes down taking Smelly City,
that would be one for the ages. That'd be hilarious.
We are gonna go down next Saturday, down to Iowa
and the casino and cash in my two tickets. That
one I can't remember week that was. I think I
have one hundred and ninety dollars. I'm gonna put it

(11:33):
all on whoever is playing, who I think is gonna
win in the over see. If I can make a
good party card, they will see what happens. I don't know,
but I don't know. It just We'll see what happens,
but I'm looking forward to it. Good to see Jack
Daniels playing good football. I do like the idiots. I
like Pip Squeak, I like Sash Squash. Still know how

(11:57):
he got out of New Jersey. But what are you
gonna do? Right? I don't know it is what it is,
But Jerry Jones man show.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
You what you guys. I'm just gonna go small eyes.
I show everybody. I just I don't care what you
guys say. I'm just smart team. I'll hire who I
want to hire. Steven told me to hire the guy
I should about higher, shum bitch.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
So I don't know looking forward the games. My nephews
in town for a hockey game, played out the rink
out there at Minnetaka. So I don't get off work
till twelve thirty, so lets I can hand it out
to somebody else. But he's gonna he's down from the
midget he played at h he died at last night.
So but we'll do UH. We're pretty well. On Wednesday,

(12:44):
I'll do UH. I'll review the games from obviously from Sunday,
and then we'll give the Super Bowl pick. And then
next Saturday or Friday, I'll do my last thoughts on
the national fix the league and the Super Bowl fifty nine,
and then as usual postgame on Wednesday, and then every

(13:05):
week I'll do a foot I'll do an NFL talk
about news, and we just cruise right into sixty. Right.
So I want to tell everybody I appreciate everyone that
has come to all my audios all you long. They're
not like they used to be. I always broke a
hundred occasion I will, but you know, I'm not afraid
to speak out against Holiday Trump. I'm not gonna kiss

(13:25):
the green, the ring, I'm not gonna drop to one knee.
I'm not gonna do it. So whatever, you know, I'm
not afraid to tell it like it is. So anyways,
but well, you know they say I'll die in my feet.
I live in my knees, right, But yeah, Well I'll
give the guy a chance. Maybe maybe you maybe we

(13:47):
get in next year nine and eight and work up.
Maybe he's the next Jimmy Johnson, who knows it all
depends who he hires and brings in. Is the offensive
defensive coordinator, lets them do their job. Listens in goes
to all the Mets don't try to do it all
by yourself. Hire something to be offensive coordinator, hire defensive coordinator.

(14:07):
Have a good concept, you know, have it, make it,
be a good coach. Jerry Jones stays the hell all
the way quitd even press. Conwen says, yeah, maybe we
get Super bo City two. That'd be nice. Six ring
I'm wrong, Jerry gets it before you he drops dead.
Or ten years later, Jerry finally were on the second coach.

(14:30):
It's Super Bowl seventy and he's in his grave. Who knows,
I don't know. I'm hoping, but uh yeah, he went small,
went weak, hired small. That's what they did. That's the
way she goes. But what are you gonna do? Right?
I don't pay the bills. I just cheer for my

(14:52):
laundry basket and hope for the best. And like I said,
I don't play fantasy football, you know, talk about all
thirty two teams. If I had to do it, I mean,
right now, I'm doing Dallas Cowboys show. But if I
had to do a Dallas Cowboys podcast, I'd kill myself
because it's boring. There's too many things to talk about,
you know. But yeah, you guys, joy your games, tomorrow,

(15:18):
go comedies over the idiots, but watch Sash Squash just
tear it up again like three touchdowns and just crush
the comedies like forty two to twenty one or something.
But I don't care. I mean, I don't have any money.
I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I'm not afraid to say. Kobe
the Kitty makes two trips. Who knows, goes to Philly,

(15:40):
flies out to Buffalo was double d delicious, and snuggles
flies the you. I think it gets it done. I
don't know who knows. I just hope they're good games
and we get a couple upsets to be nice if
people are bitching at the playoffs. But you know, I
think it's been fun to see uh one more Jerry.

(16:02):
Look at he's got two teams in his division are
fighting for fifty nine. Meanwhile Jerry's at home hiring the
second best. You know he got, He's got what he was.
He's he's eating, He's eating the to go box, what's
left over on the buffet. You're the dishwasher. And the
night they say, hey, whatever you want, you know, dig
it in. You know, you dig into half cold uh

(16:25):
potatoes and you know cold hot dogs and you know,
the guy got a hot chocolate of machine today and
it was cold. It's like, oh man, that sucked. I
was looking forward to a nice hot chocolate. But that's
where she goes. They call that a pig in a poke.
But uh, we're gonna put in the parking lot here

(16:45):
and and this since I got a I got to
write in my title and I appreciate. But up in
the military of the unfortill of branches out there, you guys,
the air Force and the Army and the Marines and
the Navy, and the merchandise got colds, got in and
on the uniform. Thank you so much. Then went blue
to a cop called Cracker. Would you shower in the

(17:06):
shower of Penn State or not showered the shower of
Penn State? All right, me, good choices. Ue with tafe
sex condoms, please aids herpes is gonna be in the
end of the penis. So I we're asking, okay, I'm
gonna look at a cemetery right now, which is kind
of funny. So anyways, guys, I hope you enjoyed it.

(17:28):
Every boy said you want to help me out. I
don't ask for any money, just share the show. So
good luck in all four teams tomorrow as they had
the smelly stity.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
We're going on an ie when next Saturday. So Jeffson
merry Man, I did not have sexual relations with that woman,
Miss Swinsky, who so bell is on lightning.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
We could use a little more snow it's barren, so
all right, guys their chow
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