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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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to make the NFL playoffs this season.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Let me see, I want that one. Let me see odds?
You see author team? You see? Oh, let's see.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
NFC Dallas Cowboys point one oh five. They're not gonna
make it anyway, so don't bother. But anyways, let's see
if Ted the talking head is in the building. We'll
see if I get him on. If not, me and
you and be a listen to the fact, we'll go through.
I'll leave this up on the other channel for all
year long last year with one off. But let me
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see if Ted the talking heads around, I know, I
just where to go?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Where to go? Where'd go? There? It is?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
See, let's see Ted the talking heads. Well, welcome to
the NFL podcast. It's the early annual Dallas Cowboys schedule.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So here we are, you know, the big the big season.
I'm predicting eight and nine.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Eight and nine, so that's not good.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well, I was one off next so we have the
first game out of course we're a National TV. Of
course in New Jersey they go to the Vagina Giants.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh that's the opening night. Yeah, it's it's a pretty
good game. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So it's Sunday night, thirteenth day of September. And I
just here's here's that that both teams are kind of
under the up and up. But I think the Giants
want to win, know how to win. Jerry thinks, I
think we lose that game.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I think you lose that game too, depending you know,
on health. I would say, you know, going in, if
it's the way, you know, full strength, full strength.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I like the Giants, man.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right, they got a good team. And then the Washington
Comedies with Jack Daniels come into Jerry's world. The national
televised game again Sunday at three twenty five. In Jerry's world,
I think again, it's just I just don't I think
they want to win. I think we lose that. We
lose that one as well. Really, what do you think?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I don't know, man, I would think they'd get a
split out of the first two.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So you're going to take a win there, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Take a win there. I think it's in Jerry's house.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, I know, I just I just I don't know.
We'll see what happens there. It just makes it a little,
it just doesn't make it. I don't know who knows.
So then ray Rice Who in the bloody white suit,
the Balpoo Jebberds roll in with the Jackal in Dallas Country,
and I think that's gonna a three twenty five star
and CBS with probably Tony Romo. I think that we
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lose again here. I think the Ravens come in. What
do you think that ray Rice Who and the Balpoljebberds
take on the criminals. What do you think?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I think? I think that's a coin flip, honestly, really, yeah, man,
more faith in my cowboys because Prescott is dude.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
He was like, like top ten player last year.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So what do you I like?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I mean, I still think he's got plenty left in
the tank. So are you going to bandwagon and take
a W there?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm okay for Jerry double right there? There's there it
is W. So then we go to h Town, the
Houston Tacos. Then you got Strutter down there. He is
getting a new contract. I think they always say it
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doesn't matter who you win, just makes you beat the
Cowboys but I think they go down there too as well,
and it's in the chtown.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
We lose. Yeah, I would agree with you on that.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And then we go down to the ship. We're down
there as we saw it one time. They go in
the ship and did Tampa. I think that's our first
win of the season, Tampa Tampons.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, I would think you're gonna win that game. I
think you have see a third win.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But yeah, that's your third win.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So then we go to Green Bay, Penis Packer Country
and the Love Child. We lose in the Green Bay Peenis.
But that's actually easy game to get to drive to
house that game. I'd love to go see a game there.
That'd be fun to get.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Where have you been to Lambeau? No, I've been drove
by it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's nice.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh dude, I did the tour of it. You gotta go.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
How was it? Pretty cool?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Unbelievable?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Like do it in the summertime, right because you know
obviously the weather's nice.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know, you go with you go all through the
battles at a.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Stadium, you know, up to the press box, you see everything.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, it's a great tour man. Yeah, well you know
how far Minneapolis is it's it's a relatively. I could
do a round trip.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I could easily go there from my house to Green
Bay and make it like leave in the morning if
a noon game and get back and trying to go
to work. You know, it's it's not that I mean,
it's not that bad, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
So it's it's no you know my motto, now, don't wait.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, don't wait, don't wait, so you.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Might not get the chance. Correct, So they lose in
Green Bay.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Penis Packer, I can't believe that backup quarterback got a
huge contract with the Miami Cocaine City. I can't believe
he got this huge contract. I just don't get it.
I don't understand it. Just like with what's his name
out there and out there in uh Las Vegas, the
Captain Kirk.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, so win or lose? What do you think I
think that's a win? Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, I'm taking a loss on that one. So there
you know you you've got my cowboys that were got
them at Foreign Too man you four and.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Too Jerry loves you.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Then we go to the City of Butherly shove Land
for Amazon. Savage is Monday Night Football. The other one
I just spoke to you about is of course Sunday
night football. So it's in Green So it's another you know,
national television Jerry Challenging company. So then they go to
the city of Barley shove the idiots with Pip Squeak.
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You want to you want Pips Squeak? I think we're
gonna lose. You have Pips squeak?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Or do you do?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You want the Piranha?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Now go with the idiots?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh god, all right, loss on there? Okay, so now
you're okay. So now I think this is a cup
cupcake back to back games. The the Atlanta Cupcakes come
into town with whatever quarterback here because he's here in town,
midgets in town here, he's the guy. Let him goes
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whatever their quarterback is in Arizona cupcake country. No Member,
first twelve o'clock. It's in Jerry's World Cupcake game. We
win that game?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh yeah, easy, yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's one of those games. It's like if they don't
win that game, someone's gonna get fired. So I'm telling
if they if they lose that game, I wonder if
he'd fire with they. But let they start off like
ohen seven. I want to. I want if he'd fire
his ass.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well, with my logic, they're five and three.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
After that game, correct, So then another easy game in
because I'm sorry, that's an Arizona excuse me, that was in.
That's in Arizona, So there'll be a lot of Cowboy
fans there. Wait, yeah, it is at home. That is
at home.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
This one we go to the pill Popping.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Pigs House in Indianpois Cracker Jacks, whoever the quarterback is.
I think they, uh, they win that game on the road.
So what do you think in Crackerjack Country?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Six and three?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Cowboys after nine Jesus man, you tell you think Jerry's
listening to this podcast, He's gonna He's gonna gift you something.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm just telling you, I think you should change your team.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, we'll see who's lied in the line now when
it comes around the end of the season. I was
only one. I think one off. I think I might
pick from last year. Well damn close. But uh the
San Francisco Fortune Cookies. They come in with mister irrelevant
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and Johnny Utah from the Bay Area his buddy, so
they come into Dallas. I think we lose that game.
So what do you think do you want? Do you
want the fortune Cookies or the criminals.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I'll take the Fortune Cookies, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Right, it has a loss there for you. Okay. So
then it's it's a Tennessee Tater Tots come into town,
kind of another copycake game. That's a team that's rudderless.
No one really cares about that about that team. They
only care about booze and guitars. You want the Tater
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Tots or do you want the criminals? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I'm taking Jerry too as well. So then is that
eleven games?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You see let me see five, six, ten game.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You see let.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Me see one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
So yeah, so you get you gave him a win,
right so yeah, yeah, seven and four, seven and four,
you're seven and four. So now we have the city.
Probably Shove comes in again. They come in three thirty
on Fox and Thanksgiving Day. I think they'll be eating
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the uh the food on the sidelines, the idiots. He'll
be shoving at Donald's throat. So I think it's another
and Jerry gets embarrassed and national tea by the idiots.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
So they lose.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I'm going to take a win there really, because I
think they're gonna slick with the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Man, you're you're, you're, you're getting us into You're getting
us into the NFC.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
East here, yeah, bro before Jesus all right?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And then uh seaweed they go to Emerald City and
play Donald Talks to defending champions on Monday Night Football
December seventh. They roll in and have the time right
before the bye week two as well, so it's on ABC.
The Mouse. The Mouse should just sell. They should just
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sell the damn thing. They should just sell it. Just sell.
I'm trying to think here, they should just sell ESPN.
The uh I think the hell? Don't think here? Now
the Disney World, she just sell it. They should just
sell ESPN and get out and get out of the
radio business and just get to the Mouse.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
My mind, So what do you think? Yeah, they lose
in Seattle. What do you want?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Winter lose?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Lose? Yeah, it's gonna be a tough We'll see how
Seattle is.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
What they picked up in the off season aren't and
we'll see how they how they look they can make
it through preseason because they play them in pre season
two as well. In Seattle, it's kind of weird. But
so we have a bye week week fourth ken of late.
I'm surprised, but late bye, and then we come back
December twentieth. We go down to uh in in uh.
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I think it's the Raccoons. I think we beat the Raccoons.
We're week off. We win that game, and in down
there in the porn porn city. Who do you want
the Raccoons or the criminals?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
A boy? I guess I'll go with Jerry's team.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, wow, okay, four, okay, N.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Four nine and five? Where am I? So?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Then we have another verse game here, the Jacksonville Jackoffs.
Uh they come in, become a boring game, and it
was a quarterback of that team is I don't know.
I just think they they're people get they're getting hold here.
They're running, they run the table, they win. The Jacksonville
Jackoffs come into town. They start giving hope that we're
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gonna make the playoffs. So you want the jack Offs.
It's a seven boys seven yep. So you want you
want win or lose, win, win, So now you have
ten wins, yep, Jesus, they win. Yes, it's it's a
it's obviously it's also a Sunday night football game, so
they've got you know, many of those, they've got one.
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We see one, two, three, four, five national televised games
so far, so there, you know whatever. So then the
Vagina Giants come in. I think they split and they win.
This is the third game. He's saving his job, but
it's not gonna work. The Vagina Giants coming in on
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Sunday night at twelve o'clock and they win. Who do
you want the Vagina Giants? What do you want?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
The Gigantics?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, so you need a loss on there. And then
the last one is the Washington Commies were in the
Hunch's back door. That would be to be announced. We'll
see if that means anything. So it's what do you want?
I say to win? When we finished eight and nine,
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what do you what do you think?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I have it as a loss because I think they're
gonna split with the Redskins, so that would be ten
and seven.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Ten and seven for Ted the talking Head. Wow, you
think they get us a wild card? Do you think
they win the division?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I don't think the Cowboys are that bad to be
honest with, yet, I think I think Prescott's to to
break through man.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He played great last.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Year right between. You know, I don't know little swis
see that happens, but I don't know, but it'd be
interesting you watch any of the did you see last
night Buffalo is down like three to three to one
in the storm back and just burying my Jesus.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
At the end, it got a little chippy? Did you
always like to see Montreal? Didn't?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
So yeah, you know when you you know, it was
like seven eight three, what the hell it was?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
And then you know, with.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Two minutes left in it starts, you know, elbow start
coming up a bit.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So it was good. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I see the boldfaced liar he he uh, I got
signed to twenty three million from Uh. He's now gonna
be with the Pittsburgh Pancies, I guess.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean one more year. He's
back with McCarthy.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Right, So let's see, that's just I tho.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
You were talking about Chris Christy, Oh did you see
him get snubbed by Springsteen?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Did he You know it couldn't happen to two better jerks?
What happened? Well, he had like good seats.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
You know, Yeah, Chris Christy and you know he's having
a good time, and Bruce is doing the buddy guy.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Thing walking through the crowd, right, and now Chris Christy's
like in the front row of an of a walkway, right.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
So Springsteen comes down the walkway, he reaches out his
hand to like give him a high five, and Springsteen
just blew him off.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
The conostan liar.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, yeah, so he looked like a moron and I
hate Springsteen, so that's you know, it was good on
both and you know, Springsteen looked like, you know, an
old lady walking.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Through the crowd, and then you got this guy looking
for handshake and he ditched them.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So I was like, yeah, so your regular season this year,
you are in Tennessee. That's kind of a no care game.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
They have no primetime games.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, that's a that's a no care game that week
one for you that both those teams are going to
go anywhere. That's kind of like, you know, that could
be who drafts in front of who? You know what
I'm saying, Yeah, that could be let's say both could
be who who's on the clock. You know, you never know,
this could be a Paytony, This could be the second
coming to christ there with the.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Lord be surprised to just pull that out.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Then you Green Bay Penis Packers come to come to
New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's a loss.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
And then.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You go to Motor City kiddies, Me me me.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
That's a loss. I mean, can you go through and
maybe there's a game that they're gonna win. I think
they're gonna win three games.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah. Then you go to Chicago bitches, loss, city of
organized crime.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Loss.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The Cleveland clowns come in New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's you know, that's like again that's a loser. Yeah
it is. It's a win. Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Now you go to the butt ball, you go to
the potteries with mister the coaches is King Railed whatever,
what's his name was?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Gonna?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Who's that one guy who port what his name was?
Going to rip any teams to make fun of? Shut up,
you know, to be quiet. You know he's it's like
these grown men are going to do that kind of behavior.
That's your own damn problem. You just a sports guy.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean, I bitch with people, but they don't care.
Cocaine City comes up the New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I think that'll be a split.
So I'll take the win now.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You know, you know what that reminds me of the quarterback.
It reminds me when Dann Marino got hurt and that
backup quarterback did really good because Marino had a really
good offensive line. What was his name, big what was
his big fat guy who backed him up? And then
he they he went to uh Detroit and did did
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till Mitchell was his name, I think is what his
name was. Remember he was a big, big guy, like
a big six foot six. But Marino had really good
offensive line. He did really good step stepping in from
Reno and then it was a big bidding war for him.
He went to went to Mercity kiddies. So I think,
I think this guy is just gonna I don't know.
(20:52):
They paid him way too much money, but you know,
you know you can you can stamp straight through the ball.
You'll stay in the National fixed the league. You'll want
to clear a clipboard. So so then you know that's
that's cocaine City. Then you have Las Vegas comes all
the way over to New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, that's gonna be a loss man. Those will have
a great.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Game, freak show. I hope they don't plan too much.
I hope they don't play too much. Now, now you
go to see Home Slice and the tired Santa claus
A Candy, the chicklets. Man, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Loss, that's uh.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Get out to ketchup mustard and get out to steak
sauce and just you know, start eating some meat. That's
that's that's a good eff in Buffalo Bimboss.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
I don't know at what point of the season, I'm
like in full blown arch Manning.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
We got to lose every game, probably after Game four.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Then you go down to the Cheater Country, you go
down the Cockroaches, go down to the Sea Shot Chargers,
you got on there. Yeah, that's not gonna be good.
That's gonna a slaughter house again.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
So yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Then you go down to Cocaine City.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, I'll take that as a loss because I had
him as a win earlier.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Then you have a bye just as near Jets.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Pretty fine. And then the Denver Burritos come to New Jersey.
They beat Denver last year, did they? Yeah, I'll still say.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You know what, I'm gonna give him a win. Four wins, okay,
all right? And then you go to Cupcake Country. Here's
gonna cupcake have a no care game. Yeah, I'll say,
l Okay, then that could be Also who who? Who
drafts in front of who?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
You know? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Who If they're going to try to fall in the
sward this year and see if they can be you know,
go for Manning you know which he hasn't He hasn't.
I haven't seen that. He doesn't play that well in college.
We'll see what happened. No, yeah, so I don't think.
I think he's not like his uncles who were prototype quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
He's a little fat.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
He kind of minds him Marino, but he's not as
good as Marino. So we'll see us in Texas, because
Texas we'll pull. We'll pull a real quick. If he
doesn't produce. They don't care about his draft status. If
he's let's say they go oer and too, he will
they will pull him.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, they will.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
They want to win, they don't. If he screws up anything,
they will pull because the coach is about winning him championships,
so they're not going to keep him in, so.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
He better win.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh then let me see that's Broncos Couplecake Country and
Partiers go to New Jersey with mister Happy ending mister
happy ending.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I mean, they're not going to win any games against them.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Right, and then the Minnesota mist with the midget comes
into New Jersey. Last time Minnesota Mosquitoes were in New
Jersey about I don't know, five six years ago, somebody
was grilling out in the parking lot instead of putting
the the I think they have places but charcoal. They
have a place to put it, I guess they do
in the parking lot. They put it in their car.
So guess what their car starting fire. One of the
(23:54):
Viking fans at a rental car was next to start
on fire, and then renal car wouldn't pay for it,
so they their car starting fire because somebody put some.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Charcoal in their trunk.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
The good the grill, you know, well, I guess they
have a place with the charcoal. It's like, so they
car start on fire, the rental car did.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, you got a lot of New Jersey. How stupid
are you? Let's put they're pretty stupid, man, They're pretty
dumb there.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, it's just like when during Thanksgiving, I we my
brother's son in law did a couple of the deep
fire turkeys. It's great, but you do it outside. You
don't do in the garage. People do in the garage
that they burn. Every year something burns down because someone
does the deep fine turkey in the garage. Yeah, do
it out back and if it overflows, not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
But yeah, I mean that stuff is.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And like and like rag fires, people throw rags in
and then the garage starts on fire.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not that's not a good.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Mother reading out Mother nature, God reading out the stupid.
Remember one time I was this guy was named Santa Claus.
This is about thirty years ago, and there was an
getting There's a big rainstorm. These two kids were sixteen
and they're down by this water place screwing around right,
and it's just swept them both in. They disappeared, right,
and the guy goes and the guy goes, he's this
(25:11):
big guy and I go, I told me, he goes cowboy.
He was downside. He moved up and he goes cowboy.
It's just mother nature. We not just stupid drives off
in the forklifts. He was just you know, it's true.
Side the kids lost their life. But there it's it's
raging water and they're playing it and down they went.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It's like, yeah, man took them two weeks to find
their bodies in the system. You know. It's like it's
an unfortunate Just like one time in Minneac and Saint Paul,
they're cleaning, they're they're they're cleaning out to sewer lines,
right and rain's coming. Get your guys out. You know
it's coming. They don't, and the guy got swept away.
It's like, I'm sorry. It's like you know it's coming,
Ted and half far away. Ted, get your crew out,
(25:51):
you know, you get your job, is your support up
and you can see it coming, Ted, get your crew
out now. They waited too long, but the guy was
the last out and swept the way and she got money.
How dumb are you? It's like I'm watching the weather.
It's a flash flood. Come and get them out, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, Just like it's just like
there's there's a company. I saw a video on it,
(26:13):
but they were a guy was cleaning out an oil
gas an oil tanker, right, instead of having the proper
equipment on, he's in he's in the oil tanker cleaning
out and he suffocates.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It's like, how dumb are you Hello, hello, man. You
don't want to do that. You know, it's like going
that's pool man. I wouldn't go in there with the dough.
But the guy didn't have the proper mask on. Yeah
you got that's like hazmat suit stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Man, It's like, what the hell? What's called Wayne's Transportation?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That's what?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And I saw a video on the company. It was
a family business, but it's like, how dumb are you?
Of course they got sued, but it's like the fine
was very small. It's like whatever, it's some of the
losses left. But I wouldn't go in there. I'm in hell. No,
you know, I wouldn't unless I got a mask on.
I'm not going in there. You know you were smart man.
So then you end up on a flex game that's
going to mean nothing. You go to a buffalo, shuffle
(27:02):
a buffalo be funny to make you guys go up
there in a school bus, it'd be pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I just don't know why they didn't keep Fields because
they did so bad last year with them.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
That should be the m O for this year to
do bad again, So why would they try to upgrade
with GINO. I would have kept Fields. I totally agreed
chocolate chip cookie, and here is to lose, you know,
like five wins does you no good? Six wins does
you no good? You might as well lose them all.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Man, when they brought when they brought back field, I
mean probably corback to the guy your coach goes, Yeah,
he's gonna bring us the promised line. Really really okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I mean Aaron Glenn is pretty stupid, you know he
I don't even think he believes his own bullshit.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
But yeah, it's like, oh my goodness, I just I
just I don't know where I saw that, Like, okay, okay, anyways,
anything else, anything else. I mean, it's good to see
the bullfaced liar is uh, you know coming back and
(28:13):
all the release of all the people and releasing the
schedule and all this stuff. It's funny to go through
it at the end, But it all comes down to preseason.
No one gets hurt, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
That's it, you know, that's that's where you know, someone
usually gets hurt in camping, someone goes down in these
practices on these teams, and you know, your whole season
can change.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's why I take a big deep breath that I
want to see Alan get injured, just like a home
slides got injured, you know, just I take a big
deep breath during training camp because you always have somebody
put on an offensive lineman or somebody, and guys that
didn't take care of their body, you know, and they
you know, like I remever forget when Emma got hurt
and he had a press conference and he said, I
didn't take care of my body in the off season
(28:56):
and it will never happen again. Yeah, he got hurt
in in Chicago going over the end and he and
Jerry brings him out right and he's in a neck brace.
He goes, he'll play on Sunday. He's ready to go.
He's in a neck brace. He drives him out of
the hospital to the airport in a rental cart. I'm
not going. He's he's going to be playing on Sunday.
It's like, oh my god. But he he had a
(29:19):
really injured plague season and he said in the apology,
I said it will never happen again. I will take
care of my body. And we've always said off season
dictates pre postseason. Oh yeah, because they had their contract
take care of their body. But some don't like NBA
pump ball. They don't care. I voiced before you get
if you want to buy a championship ring, just no,
(29:39):
just find a pumpking ball player. Here's a one hundred bucks.
They'll give it to you. They don't care. They care
a bottle services, they don't care. Like I said, the
Lord Stanley is the people, the People's trophy, because the
trophies and in baseball and pumpkin ball and football go
to the owners. That's where it goes. Where the Lord
Stanley goes up up to Toronto. You to look at it.
(30:02):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, I mean that is the best trophy.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
And they bring it around, contend to bring it the hometown.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, that's the people. I
call it the People's Trophy the NHL. It's what it is,
the People's trophy. That's exactly what it is. Because your
name's on there. I mean, Jerry wins it again and
Jerry k it's all happy with. Jerry gets it, goes
into his office, doesn't go and it doesn't go anywhere.
I mean, he looks at it, you know, it's all
it is to it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, I mean, it's a great that's such great history too.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Right, that's your name's on your head's your head with
Cave and Wayne Gretzky's putting his head caves in his
his name's on that trophy, just like mess You know,
his name is on your head, Cagey, you're on there.
It's up in Toronto and you look for.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
It and then they take it. They take them off
and then put them in the Hall of Fame. Correct,
that's right, he as they you know, put on. That's
pretty neat. Yep, Well, I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Just on a cold call coming on the show and
GOVI you a little bit of your candy ass near
what's your final record?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Like three and.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
At four and four and thirteen, four and thirteen. Okay,
we'll see, we'll see who'll be on the clock next
Year'll be interested to who's it be you or if
it will be Arizona, because it's all about man. Even
I don't, I don't. I mean, I think he's good,
but again there's a there's just I like that backup
quarterback for the Philly Healthy Idiots.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I like him. He's like six six, I like him.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
He's a big guy. I've seen him play. I think
I would go with him, be a second rounder. I'd
go for him tomorrow. Paulus somebody. He just looks like
he's I don't know, he's got he's a prototype quarterback.
Kind of minds me of the guy contract playing for
a New England just you know, got a really good
big dude. Yeah, he's a big deal. He's a pop quarterback. Still,
(31:44):
Buffalo had the great chance to go to to go
to Super Bowl sixty sixty two. He had, he had
a great chance to go.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I mean, was it one?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Was it sixty one? I can't remember now, but they
he blew it. He blew it, he blew it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
But I mean, I'll always root against Buffalo. So, you know,
I was.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I was listening to a cross checker across check Juster
on YouTube. She's a he's a guy girl. She's he
is pretty funny. She what he does a really good job.
And he was talking about a conservative gay cruise. So
a bunch of Republican gay people going on a cruise.
It was pretty hilarious. He was talking about, you know,
it's just funny how all these conservative people are Trump supporters,
gay and lesbians are going on a conservative cruise. It
(32:30):
was pretty funny, I know, but she's just what she's
ripping on. You know, Trump is your leader, and just
you know you're they don't care about you. You know
you're gay. It's just kind of like I've always said,
I'll let God decide who gets in the Kingdom of God.
If if if gay is a sin, I'll let him
worry about that. I'll always tell people, let that you know,
there are people I know who are Christians are gay.
I don't care they lay and if they, if God says,
(32:52):
welcome aboard, that's his business. That's his kingdom. So I
always tell people, don't judge. You know, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Let's keep the kids hells out of it. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
But it was pretty funny. It was it's a gay conservative.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Gay cruise and she he her queen Coke or so
just across he sells being a woman real well. I mean,
if she if he will just say she would he
would dress up like a plain jay woman. He would
sell it because he talks has the manner of a woman.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I've been to a few of those drag queen shows
over at Gay Nineties. There was one guy. This was
maybe forty years ago. He looked identical to Share to Share.
I mean, I'm talking the mannerisms, the whole line yards.
I'm like, what's Share doing here? And there used to
be that one show was called, uh, the gay Show
(33:45):
was on. I think it's still on, but it was.
There was a lot of guys drag drag Race. It
was really good. I mean a lot of these guys
would dressed dress up as women. Some did, they did,
they had to be mannered. But the one some of
those men were just awesome. I mean, like all my word,
I mean, you know, to look like a woman. I
mean I've always said if you do it from a
man to woman, you have to learn to sell it.
(34:06):
You have to walk. You can't walk like a man. Okay,
it's all it is to you have to be able
to walk with this way. You can't have the men behavior.
But but she was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I listened to it. It was just going double standards here.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
It was. It was pretty funny. I like, I like
someone on YouTube makes me laugh. I don't care what
who who they are. But yeah, any anyways, I appreciate
you coming on my show. I really do and we
hopefully you will see if both of my team is
better than I think, you know, hopefully, hopefully I'm wrong.
As usual, Let's hope.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So let's hope. So you have a little faith in
in the uh in the lone star state there right, Well,
real quick, do you want to look at week one
for herself or now? Do you have time or not? No,
I'm actually running out. Okay, I understand, Well, I appreciate.
I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I'm gonna look at week one and on Wednesday, if
you're available, we'll do it. If not, you want care,
no care game you always have to look at later on,
you know.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, give me a rink, give me a ring, and
we'll put it to all right, thank you, Ted, good man,
Charlie Brown. There he goes, Ted the talking head.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
He uh. We've talked a little bit about the Dallas
Colly's and his jets, so it was kind of clear
in the NFL podcast. Appreciate very very much you guys.
Remember the military on for all the branches, the Air
Force and the Army and the Marines, all of you
guys out there. We appreciate all the Wars one and
two forgotten in Vietnam and went blue. My cop call
crackhead is the Air Force, the Army and the Marines
(35:25):
and Navy, then the coast Guard in and everything to
this country. Little thing. All appreciate very very much. All
you guys do they make a good choice. Don't shower
in the shower, Penn state, Well, I'll tell you I do.
Put a condom up an ah trip, he's gonna in
the pen. It's okay. And don't trigg and drive called summer.
Thank you Ted for coming on the show. Everybody over
on the other on my other network. Whenever you see it,
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share it, like it, whatever else. Appreciate very very much
the NFL podcast. We'll see you on Wednesday and we'll
go Week one in the National fix It League. Thank
you so much, you guys. I'll see you guys all later.
Shower to all.
Hmm, well, well, well, huh, hell are you? Oh? It
is time for my yearly annual Dallas Cowboys prediction season
for your pleasure. This is the NFL Podcast. It is
Sunday night. It's the seventeenth day of May twenty twenty six,
(00:25):
and can believe it, we have this on the twenty third.
We're going to the State fairgrounds, have a pre State
Fair edith on and you get off work, I'll go
over there. They have like all the pretty foods for
the Minnesota State Fair and then World Day weekend. We're
already end of May. It's like, oh my goodness. It's
like jeep ors, creepers. It's like, oh my goodness. So
(00:49):
we got two weeks left, will be in June, kids
will be out of school. Miname is Jeff is NFL
podcast on the hell are you remember the militia men,
all the enforces. You appreciate your service, all the laundry
baskets out there that kick it old school for us
and get it done. Although all the wars and people
(01:09):
have served in all the m as and we come
home soon. It's one and two forgotten in Vietnam and
midway in Blue. We always talk about two as well
and developing class. But out there I wouldn't shower in
the shower of pens.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Date.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
We always talk about in it, but it's the Air Force,
the Army, and the mornings, the Navy, the merchant's closure
interform balls of the side of over trees. We appreciate
it very very much. On your service, and make good choices,
you know, use a content forget ag where he's got
to need the penis that behavior? You are your choices
in life, you know that's what it is. You know,
(01:43):
can be poor, but always prior to safe sex, you
having sex. Fine, you can't watch two women not very Christian.
They gonna be doing and don't drink and drive. It's
all we're over asking. But yeah, we'll do the usual.
This will be up on Wednesday over on the Explore Channel.
I have nothing on the Adventure Channel at all. I've
(02:04):
kind of, like I said, kind of lost interesting. I
don't know down videos whatever. Two Navy jets to me
or show Ido four crew. Well, yeah, we'll call it teddy.
But real quick, I see the boldfaced liar. I'll resigned
(02:26):
with the Pittsburgh Pansies, Steelers steel City, so he's back. Then,
for one year, Mickey de for twenty second season, so
it's between twenty two and twenty three million overpaid. They're
gonna go anywhere. But the odds of all three team
to make the NFL playoffs this season.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Let me see, I want that one. Let me see odds?
You see author team? You see? Oh, let's see.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
NFC Dallas Cowboys point one oh five. They're not gonna
make it anyway, so don't bother. But anyways, let's see
if Ted the talking head is in the building. We'll
see if I get him on. If not, me and
you and be a listen to the fact, we'll go through.
I'll leave this up on the other channel for all
year long last year with one off. But let me
(03:26):
see if Ted the talking heads around, I know, I
just where to go?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Where to go? Where'd go? There? It is?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
See, let's see Ted the talking heads. Well, welcome to
the NFL podcast. It's the early annual Dallas Cowboys schedule.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So here we are, you know, the big the big season.
I'm predicting eight and nine.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Eight and nine, so that's not good.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well, I was one off next so we have the
first game out of course we're a National TV. Of
course in New Jersey they go to the Vagina Giants.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh that's the opening night. Yeah, it's it's a pretty
good game. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So it's Sunday night, thirteenth day of September. And I
just here's here's that that both teams are kind of
under the up and up. But I think the Giants
want to win, know how to win. Jerry thinks, I
think we lose that game.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I think you lose that game too, depending you know,
on health. I would say, you know, going in, if
it's the way, you know, full strength, full strength.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I like the Giants, man.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right, they got a good team. And then the Washington
Comedies with Jack Daniels come into Jerry's world. The national
televised game again Sunday at three twenty five. In Jerry's world,
I think again, it's just I just don't I think
they want to win. I think we lose that. We
lose that one as well. Really, what do you think?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I don't know, man, I would think they'd get a
split out of the first two.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So you're going to take a win there, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Take a win there. I think it's in Jerry's house.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, I know, I just I just I don't know.
We'll see what happens there. It just makes it a little,
it just doesn't make it. I don't know who knows.
So then ray Rice Who in the bloody white suit,
the Balpoo Jebberds roll in with the Jackal in Dallas Country,
and I think that's gonna a three twenty five star
and CBS with probably Tony Romo. I think that we
(05:47):
lose again here. I think the Ravens come in. What
do you think that ray Rice Who and the Balpoljebberds
take on the criminals. What do you think?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I think? I think that's a coin flip, honestly, really, yeah, man,
more faith in my cowboys because Prescott is dude.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
He was like, like top ten player last year.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So what do you I like?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I mean, I still think he's got plenty left in
the tank. So are you going to bandwagon and take
a W there?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm okay for Jerry double right there? There's there it
is W. So then we go to h Town, the
Houston Tacos. Then you got Strutter down there. He is
getting a new contract. I think they always say it
(06:37):
doesn't matter who you win, just makes you beat the
Cowboys but I think they go down there too as well,
and it's in the chtown.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
We lose. Yeah, I would agree with you on that.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And then we go down to the ship. We're down
there as we saw it one time. They go in
the ship and did Tampa. I think that's our first
win of the season, Tampa Tampons.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, I would think you're gonna win that game. I
think you have see a third win.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But yeah, that's your third win.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So then we go to Green Bay, Penis Packer Country
and the Love Child. We lose in the Green Bay Peenis.
But that's actually easy game to get to drive to
house that game. I'd love to go see a game there.
That'd be fun to get.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Where have you been to Lambeau? No, I've been drove
by it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's nice.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh dude, I did the tour of it. You gotta go.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
How was it? Pretty cool?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Unbelievable?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Like do it in the summertime, right because you know
obviously the weather's nice.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know, you go with you go all through the
battles at a.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Stadium, you know, up to the press box, you see everything.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, it's a great tour man. Yeah, well you know
how far Minneapolis is it's it's a relatively. I could
do a round trip.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I could easily go there from my house to Green
Bay and make it like leave in the morning if
a noon game and get back and trying to go
to work. You know, it's it's not that I mean,
it's not that bad, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
So it's it's no you know my motto, now, don't wait.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, don't wait, don't wait, so you.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Might not get the chance. Correct, So they lose in
Green Bay.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Penis Packer, I can't believe that backup quarterback got a
huge contract with the Miami Cocaine City. I can't believe
he got this huge contract. I just don't get it.
I don't understand it. Just like with what's his name
out there and out there in uh Las Vegas, the
Captain Kirk.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, so win or lose? What do you think I
think that's a win? Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, I'm taking a loss on that one. So there
you know you you've got my cowboys that were got
them at Foreign Too man you four and.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Too Jerry loves you.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Then we go to the City of Butherly shove Land
for Amazon. Savage is Monday Night Football. The other one
I just spoke to you about is of course Sunday
night football. So it's in Green So it's another you know,
national television Jerry Challenging company. So then they go to
the city of Barley shove the idiots with Pip Squeak.
(09:13):
You want to you want Pips Squeak? I think we're
gonna lose. You have Pips squeak?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Or do you do?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You want the Piranha?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Now go with the idiots?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh god, all right, loss on there? Okay, so now
you're okay. So now I think this is a cup
cupcake back to back games. The the Atlanta Cupcakes come
into town with whatever quarterback here because he's here in town,
midgets in town here, he's the guy. Let him goes
(09:42):
whatever their quarterback is in Arizona cupcake country. No Member,
first twelve o'clock. It's in Jerry's World Cupcake game. We
win that game?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh yeah, easy, yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's one of those games. It's like if they don't
win that game, someone's gonna get fired. So I'm telling
if they if they lose that game, I wonder if
he'd fire with they. But let they start off like
ohen seven. I want to. I want if he'd fire
his ass.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well, with my logic, they're five and three.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
After that game, correct, So then another easy game in
because I'm sorry, that's an Arizona excuse me, that was in.
That's in Arizona, So there'll be a lot of Cowboy
fans there. Wait, yeah, it is at home. That is
at home.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
This one we go to the pill Popping.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Pigs House in Indianpois Cracker Jacks, whoever the quarterback is.
I think they, uh, they win that game on the road.
So what do you think in Crackerjack Country?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Six and three?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Cowboys after nine Jesus man, you tell you think Jerry's
listening to this podcast, He's gonna He's gonna gift you something.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm just telling you, I think you should change your team.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, we'll see who's lied in the line now when
it comes around the end of the season. I was
only one. I think one off. I think I might
pick from last year. Well damn close. But uh the
San Francisco Fortune Cookies. They come in with mister irrelevant
(11:12):
and Johnny Utah from the Bay Area his buddy, so
they come into Dallas. I think we lose that game.
So what do you think do you want? Do you
want the fortune Cookies or the criminals.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I'll take the Fortune Cookies, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Right, it has a loss there for you. Okay. So
then it's it's a Tennessee Tater Tots come into town,
kind of another copycake game. That's a team that's rudderless.
No one really cares about that about that team. They
only care about booze and guitars. You want the Tater
(11:47):
Tots or do you want the criminals? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I'm taking Jerry too as well. So then is that
eleven games?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You see let me see five, six, ten game.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You see let.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Me see one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
So yeah, so you get you gave him a win,
right so yeah, yeah, seven and four, seven and four,
you're seven and four. So now we have the city.
Probably Shove comes in again. They come in three thirty
on Fox and Thanksgiving Day. I think they'll be eating
(12:27):
the uh the food on the sidelines, the idiots. He'll
be shoving at Donald's throat. So I think it's another
and Jerry gets embarrassed and national tea by the idiots.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
So they lose.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I'm going to take a win there really, because I
think they're gonna slick with the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Man, you're you're, you're, you're getting us into You're getting
us into the NFC.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
East here, yeah, bro before Jesus all right?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And then uh seaweed they go to Emerald City and
play Donald Talks to defending champions on Monday Night Football
December seventh. They roll in and have the time right
before the bye week two as well, so it's on ABC.
The Mouse. The Mouse should just sell. They should just
(13:13):
sell the damn thing. They should just sell it. Just sell.
I'm trying to think here, they should just sell ESPN.
The uh I think the hell? Don't think here? Now
the Disney World, she just sell it. They should just
sell ESPN and get out and get out of the
radio business and just get to the Mouse.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
My mind, So what do you think? Yeah, they lose
in Seattle. What do you want?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Winter lose?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Lose? Yeah, it's gonna be a tough We'll see how
Seattle is.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
What they picked up in the off season aren't and
we'll see how they how they look they can make
it through preseason because they play them in pre season
two as well. In Seattle, it's kind of weird. But
so we have a bye week week fourth ken of late.
I'm surprised, but late bye, and then we come back
December twentieth. We go down to uh in in uh.
(14:12):
I think it's the Raccoons. I think we beat the Raccoons.
We're week off. We win that game, and in down
there in the porn porn city. Who do you want
the Raccoons or the criminals?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
A boy? I guess I'll go with Jerry's team.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, wow, okay, four, okay, N.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Four nine and five? Where am I? So?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Then we have another verse game here, the Jacksonville Jackoffs.
Uh they come in, become a boring game, and it
was a quarterback of that team is I don't know.
I just think they they're people get they're getting hold here.
They're running, they run the table, they win. The Jacksonville
Jackoffs come into town. They start giving hope that we're
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gonna make the playoffs. So you want the jack Offs.
It's a seven boys seven yep. So you want you
want win or lose, win, win, So now you have
ten wins, yep, Jesus, they win. Yes, it's it's a
it's obviously it's also a Sunday night football game, so
they've got you know, many of those, they've got one.
(15:24):
We see one, two, three, four, five national televised games
so far, so there, you know whatever. So then the
Vagina Giants come in. I think they split and they win.
This is the third game. He's saving his job, but
it's not gonna work. The Vagina Giants coming in on
(15:45):
Sunday night at twelve o'clock and they win. Who do
you want the Vagina Giants? What do you want?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
The Gigantics?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, so you need a loss on there. And then
the last one is the Washington Commies were in the
Hunch's back door. That would be to be announced. We'll
see if that means anything. So it's what do you want?
I say to win? When we finished eight and nine,
(16:15):
what do you what do you think?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I have it as a loss because I think they're
gonna split with the Redskins, so that would be ten
and seven.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Ten and seven for Ted the talking Head. Wow, you
think they get us a wild card? Do you think
they win the division?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I don't think the Cowboys are that bad to be
honest with, yet, I think I think Prescott's to to
break through man.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He played great last.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Year right between. You know, I don't know little swis
see that happens, but I don't know, but it'd be
interesting you watch any of the did you see last
night Buffalo is down like three to three to one
in the storm back and just burying my Jesus.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
At the end, it got a little chippy? Did you
always like to see Montreal? Didn't?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
So yeah, you know when you you know, it was
like seven eight three, what the hell it was?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
And then you know, with.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Two minutes left in it starts, you know, elbow start
coming up a bit.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So it was good. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I see the boldfaced liar he he uh, I got
signed to twenty three million from Uh. He's now gonna
be with the Pittsburgh Pancies, I guess.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean one more year. He's
back with McCarthy.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Right, So let's see, that's just I tho.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
You were talking about Chris Christy, Oh did you see
him get snubbed by Springsteen?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Did he You know it couldn't happen to two better jerks?
What happened? Well, he had like good seats.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
You know, Yeah, Chris Christy and you know he's having
a good time, and Bruce is doing the buddy guy.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Thing walking through the crowd, right, and now Chris Christy's
like in the front row of an of a walkway, right.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
So Springsteen comes down the walkway, he reaches out his
hand to like give him a high five, and Springsteen
just blew him off.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
The conostan liar.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, yeah, so he looked like a moron and I
hate Springsteen, so that's you know, it was good on
both and you know, Springsteen looked like, you know, an
old lady walking.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Through the crowd, and then you got this guy looking
for handshake and he ditched them.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So I was like, yeah, so your regular season this year,
you are in Tennessee. That's kind of a no care game.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
They have no primetime games.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, that's a that's a no care game that week
one for you that both those teams are going to
go anywhere. That's kind of like, you know, that could
be who drafts in front of who? You know what
I'm saying, Yeah, that could be let's say both could
be who who's on the clock. You know, you never know,
this could be a Paytony, This could be the second
coming to christ there with the.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Lord be surprised to just pull that out.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Then you Green Bay Penis Packers come to come to
New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's a loss.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
And then.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You go to Motor City kiddies, Me me me.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
That's a loss. I mean, can you go through and
maybe there's a game that they're gonna win. I think
they're gonna win three games.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah. Then you go to Chicago bitches, loss, city of
organized crime.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Loss.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The Cleveland clowns come in New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's you know, that's like again that's a loser. Yeah
it is. It's a win. Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Now you go to the butt ball, you go to
the potteries with mister the coaches is King Railed whatever,
what's his name was?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Gonna?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Who's that one guy who port what his name was?
Going to rip any teams to make fun of? Shut up,
you know, to be quiet. You know he's it's like
these grown men are going to do that kind of behavior.
That's your own damn problem. You just a sports guy.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean, I bitch with people, but they don't care.
Cocaine City comes up the New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I think that'll be a split.
So I'll take the win now.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You know, you know what that reminds me of the quarterback.
It reminds me when Dann Marino got hurt and that
backup quarterback did really good because Marino had a really
good offensive line. What was his name, big what was
his big fat guy who backed him up? And then
he they he went to uh Detroit and did did
(20:32):
till Mitchell was his name, I think is what his
name was. Remember he was a big, big guy, like
a big six foot six. But Marino had really good
offensive line. He did really good step stepping in from
Reno and then it was a big bidding war for him.
He went to went to Mercity kiddies. So I think,
I think this guy is just gonna I don't know.
(20:52):
They paid him way too much money, but you know,
you know you can you can stamp straight through the ball.
You'll stay in the National fixed the league. You'll want
to clear a clipboard. So so then you know that's
that's cocaine City. Then you have Las Vegas comes all
the way over to New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, that's gonna be a loss man. Those will have
a great.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Game, freak show. I hope they don't plan too much.
I hope they don't play too much. Now, now you
go to see Home Slice and the tired Santa claus
A Candy, the chicklets. Man, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Loss, that's uh.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Get out to ketchup mustard and get out to steak
sauce and just you know, start eating some meat. That's
that's that's a good eff in Buffalo Bimboss.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
I don't know at what point of the season, I'm
like in full blown arch Manning.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
We got to lose every game, probably after Game four.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Then you go down to the Cheater Country, you go
down the Cockroaches, go down to the Sea Shot Chargers,
you got on there. Yeah, that's not gonna be good.
That's gonna a slaughter house again.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
So yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Then you go down to Cocaine City.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, I'll take that as a loss because I had
him as a win earlier.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Then you have a bye just as near Jets.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Pretty fine. And then the Denver Burritos come to New Jersey.
They beat Denver last year, did they? Yeah, I'll still say.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You know what, I'm gonna give him a win. Four wins, okay,
all right? And then you go to Cupcake Country. Here's
gonna cupcake have a no care game. Yeah, I'll say,
l Okay, then that could be Also who who? Who
drafts in front of who?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
You know? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Who If they're going to try to fall in the
sward this year and see if they can be you know,
go for Manning you know which he hasn't He hasn't.
I haven't seen that. He doesn't play that well in college.
We'll see what happened. No, yeah, so I don't think.
I think he's not like his uncles who were prototype quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
He's a little fat.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
He kind of minds him Marino, but he's not as
good as Marino. So we'll see us in Texas, because
Texas we'll pull. We'll pull a real quick. If he
doesn't produce. They don't care about his draft status. If
he's let's say they go oer and too, he will
they will pull him.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, they will.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
They want to win, they don't. If he screws up anything,
they will pull because the coach is about winning him championships,
so they're not going to keep him in, so.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
He better win.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh then let me see that's Broncos Couplecake Country and
Partiers go to New Jersey with mister Happy ending mister
happy ending.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I mean, they're not going to win any games against them.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Right, and then the Minnesota mist with the midget comes
into New Jersey. Last time Minnesota Mosquitoes were in New
Jersey about I don't know, five six years ago, somebody
was grilling out in the parking lot instead of putting
the the I think they have places but charcoal. They
have a place to put it, I guess they do
in the parking lot. They put it in their car.
So guess what their car starting fire. One of the
(23:54):
Viking fans at a rental car was next to start
on fire, and then renal car wouldn't pay for it,
so they their car starting fire because somebody put some.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Charcoal in their trunk.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
The good the grill, you know, well, I guess they
have a place with the charcoal. It's like, so they
car start on fire, the rental car did.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, you got a lot of New Jersey. How stupid
are you? Let's put they're pretty stupid, man, They're pretty
dumb there.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, it's just like when during Thanksgiving, I we my
brother's son in law did a couple of the deep
fire turkeys. It's great, but you do it outside. You
don't do in the garage. People do in the garage
that they burn. Every year something burns down because someone
does the deep fine turkey in the garage. Yeah, do
it out back and if it overflows, not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
But yeah, I mean that stuff is.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And like and like rag fires, people throw rags in
and then the garage starts on fire.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not that's not a good.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Mother reading out Mother nature, God reading out the stupid.
Remember one time I was this guy was named Santa Claus.
This is about thirty years ago, and there was an
getting There's a big rainstorm. These two kids were sixteen
and they're down by this water place screwing around right,
and it's just swept them both in. They disappeared, right,
and the guy goes and the guy goes, he's this
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big guy and I go, I told me, he goes cowboy.
He was downside. He moved up and he goes cowboy.
It's just mother nature. We not just stupid drives off
in the forklifts. He was just you know, it's true.
Side the kids lost their life. But there it's it's
raging water and they're playing it and down they went.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It's like, yeah, man took them two weeks to find
their bodies in the system. You know. It's like it's
an unfortunate Just like one time in Minneac and Saint Paul,
they're cleaning, they're they're they're cleaning out to sewer lines,
right and rain's coming. Get your guys out. You know
it's coming. They don't, and the guy got swept away.
It's like, I'm sorry. It's like you know it's coming,
Ted and half far away. Ted, get your crew out,
(25:51):
you know, you get your job, is your support up
and you can see it coming, Ted, get your crew
out now. They waited too long, but the guy was
the last out and swept the way and she got money.
How dumb are you? It's like I'm watching the weather.
It's a flash flood. Come and get them out, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, Just like it's just like
there's there's a company. I saw a video on it,
(26:13):
but they were a guy was cleaning out an oil
gas an oil tanker, right, instead of having the proper
equipment on, he's in he's in the oil tanker cleaning
out and he suffocates.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It's like, how dumb are you Hello, hello, man. You
don't want to do that. You know, it's like going
that's pool man. I wouldn't go in there with the dough.
But the guy didn't have the proper mask on. Yeah
you got that's like hazmat suit stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Man, It's like, what the hell? What's called Wayne's Transportation?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That's what?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And I saw a video on the company. It was
a family business, but it's like, how dumb are you?
Of course they got sued, but it's like the fine
was very small. It's like whatever, it's some of the
losses left. But I wouldn't go in there. I'm in hell. No,
you know, I wouldn't unless I got a mask on.
I'm not going in there. You know you were smart man.
So then you end up on a flex game that's
going to mean nothing. You go to a buffalo, shuffle
(27:02):
a buffalo be funny to make you guys go up
there in a school bus, it'd be pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I just don't know why they didn't keep Fields because
they did so bad last year with them.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
That should be the m O for this year to
do bad again, So why would they try to upgrade
with GINO. I would have kept Fields. I totally agreed
chocolate chip cookie, and here is to lose, you know,
like five wins does you no good? Six wins does
you no good? You might as well lose them all.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Man, when they brought when they brought back field, I
mean probably corback to the guy your coach goes, Yeah,
he's gonna bring us the promised line. Really really okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I mean Aaron Glenn is pretty stupid, you know he
I don't even think he believes his own bullshit.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
But yeah, it's like, oh my goodness, I just I
just I don't know where I saw that, Like, okay, okay, anyways,
anything else, anything else. I mean, it's good to see
the bullfaced liar is uh, you know coming back and
(28:13):
all the release of all the people and releasing the
schedule and all this stuff. It's funny to go through
it at the end, But it all comes down to preseason.
No one gets hurt, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
That's it, you know, that's that's where you know, someone
usually gets hurt in camping, someone goes down in these
practices on these teams, and you know, your whole season
can change.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's why I take a big deep breath that I
want to see Alan get injured, just like a home
slides got injured, you know, just I take a big
deep breath during training camp because you always have somebody
put on an offensive lineman or somebody, and guys that
didn't take care of their body, you know, and they
you know, like I remever forget when Emma got hurt
and he had a press conference and he said, I
didn't take care of my body in the off season
(28:56):
and it will never happen again. Yeah, he got hurt
in in Chicago going over the end and he and
Jerry brings him out right and he's in a neck brace.
He goes, he'll play on Sunday. He's ready to go.
He's in a neck brace. He drives him out of
the hospital to the airport in a rental cart. I'm
not going. He's he's going to be playing on Sunday.
It's like, oh my god. But he he had a
(29:19):
really injured plague season and he said in the apology,
I said it will never happen again. I will take
care of my body. And we've always said off season
dictates pre postseason. Oh yeah, because they had their contract
take care of their body. But some don't like NBA
pump ball. They don't care. I voiced before you get
if you want to buy a championship ring, just no,
(29:39):
just find a pumpking ball player. Here's a one hundred bucks.
They'll give it to you. They don't care. They care
a bottle services, they don't care. Like I said, the
Lord Stanley is the people, the People's trophy, because the
trophies and in baseball and pumpkin ball and football go
to the owners. That's where it goes. Where the Lord
Stanley goes up up to Toronto. You to look at it.
(30:02):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, I mean that is the best trophy.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
And they bring it around, contend to bring it the hometown.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, that's the people. I
call it the People's Trophy the NHL. It's what it is,
the People's trophy. That's exactly what it is. Because your
name's on there. I mean, Jerry wins it again and
Jerry k it's all happy with. Jerry gets it, goes
into his office, doesn't go and it doesn't go anywhere.
I mean, he looks at it, you know, it's all
it is to it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, I mean, it's a great that's such great history too.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Right, that's your name's on your head's your head with
Cave and Wayne Gretzky's putting his head caves in his
his name's on that trophy, just like mess You know,
his name is on your head, Cagey, you're on there.
It's up in Toronto and you look for.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
It and then they take it. They take them off
and then put them in the Hall of Fame. Correct,
that's right, he as they you know, put on. That's
pretty neat. Yep, Well, I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Just on a cold call coming on the show and
GOVI you a little bit of your candy ass near
what's your final record?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Like three and.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
At four and four and thirteen, four and thirteen. Okay,
we'll see, we'll see who'll be on the clock next
Year'll be interested to who's it be you or if
it will be Arizona, because it's all about man. Even
I don't, I don't. I mean, I think he's good,
but again there's a there's just I like that backup
quarterback for the Philly Healthy Idiots.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I like him. He's like six six, I like him.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
He's a big guy. I've seen him play. I think
I would go with him, be a second rounder. I'd
go for him tomorrow. Paulus somebody. He just looks like
he's I don't know, he's got he's a prototype quarterback.
Kind of minds me of the guy contract playing for
a New England just you know, got a really good
big dude. Yeah, he's a big deal. He's a pop quarterback. Still,
(31:44):
Buffalo had the great chance to go to to go
to Super Bowl sixty sixty two. He had, he had
a great chance to go.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I mean, was it one?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Was it sixty one? I can't remember now, but they
he blew it. He blew it, he blew it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
But I mean, I'll always root against Buffalo. So, you know,
I was.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I was listening to a cross checker across check Juster
on YouTube. She's a he's a guy girl. She's he
is pretty funny. She what he does a really good job.
And he was talking about a conservative gay cruise. So
a bunch of Republican gay people going on a cruise.
It was pretty hilarious. He was talking about, you know,
it's just funny how all these conservative people are Trump supporters,
gay and lesbians are going on a conservative cruise. It
(32:30):
was pretty funny, I know, but she's just what she's
ripping on. You know, Trump is your leader, and just
you know you're they don't care about you. You know
you're gay. It's just kind of like I've always said,
I'll let God decide who gets in the Kingdom of God.
If if if gay is a sin, I'll let him
worry about that. I'll always tell people, let that you know,
there are people I know who are Christians are gay.
I don't care they lay and if they, if God says,
(32:52):
welcome aboard, that's his business. That's his kingdom. So I
always tell people, don't judge. You know, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Let's keep the kids hells out of it. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
But it was pretty funny. It was it's a gay conservative.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Gay cruise and she he her queen Coke or so
just across he sells being a woman real well. I mean,
if she if he will just say she would he
would dress up like a plain jay woman. He would
sell it because he talks has the manner of a woman.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I've been to a few of those drag queen shows
over at Gay Nineties. There was one guy. This was
maybe forty years ago. He looked identical to Share to Share.
I mean, I'm talking the mannerisms, the whole line yards.
I'm like, what's Share doing here? And there used to
be that one show was called, uh, the gay Show
(33:45):
was on. I think it's still on, but it was.
There was a lot of guys drag drag Race. It
was really good. I mean a lot of these guys
would dressed dress up as women. Some did, they did,
they had to be mannered. But the one some of
those men were just awesome. I mean, like all my word,
I mean, you know, to look like a woman. I
mean I've always said if you do it from a
man to woman, you have to learn to sell it.
(34:06):
You have to walk. You can't walk like a man. Okay,
it's all it is to you have to be able
to walk with this way. You can't have the men behavior.
But but she was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I listened to it. It was just going double standards here.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
It was. It was pretty funny. I like, I like
someone on YouTube makes me laugh. I don't care what
who who they are. But yeah, any anyways, I appreciate
you coming on my show. I really do and we
hopefully you will see if both of my team is
better than I think, you know, hopefully, hopefully I'm wrong.
As usual, Let's hope.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So let's hope. So you have a little faith in
in the uh in the lone star state there right, Well,
real quick, do you want to look at week one
for herself or now? Do you have time or not? No,
I'm actually running out. Okay, I understand, Well, I appreciate.
I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I'm gonna look at week one and on Wednesday, if
you're available, we'll do it. If not, you want care,
no care game you always have to look at later on,
you know.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, give me a rink, give me a ring, and
we'll put it to all right, thank you, Ted, good man,
Charlie Brown. There he goes, Ted the talking head.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
He uh. We've talked a little bit about the Dallas
Colly's and his jets, so it was kind of clear
in the NFL podcast. Appreciate very very much you guys.
Remember the military on for all the branches, the Air
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(35:25):
and Navy, then the coast Guard in and everything to
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you guys do they make a good choice. Don't shower
in the shower, Penn state, Well, I'll tell you I do.
Put a condom up an ah trip, he's gonna in
the pen. It's okay. And don't trigg and drive called summer.
Thank you Ted for coming on the show. Everybody over
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the NFL podcast. We'll see you on Wednesday and we'll
go Week one in the National fix It League. Thank
you so much, you guys. I'll see you guys all later.
Shower to all.
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