Quarantining With The Chrises

Quarantining With The Chrises

“Quarantining with The Chrises” with hosts Christopher Gardinier and Christopher Joseph is a podcast that connects and unites people worldwide with a whole bunch of laughter and improvisation mixed with a heavy dose of love and community caring. Stuck inside during a global pandemic, The Chrises bring levity to a wild ’n crazy world with real, hilarious, and curious conversations with knowledgeable guests from all walks of life. Catch The Chrises LIVE! @QWTChrises on Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook - Wednesdays at 5pm PST/8pm EST. The show doesn't stop until our moms tell us it's safe to go outside.

Episodes

May 20, 2021 80 min
The Chrises unwind with social media legend Pete Malleo for a wacky Wine Down Wednesday. A month into his fermented grape journey, Pete is still in his fine wine educational infancy, but is an expert on forgetting how to pick up a bottle of white for his wife, Ashlee Malleo.

Feeling lucky and a little tipsy, Pete grabs a lottery ticket and details what he will do with his $400 million winnings. The Greatest Showman plans on having a...
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The Chrises roll in with high hopes and a set of CDC guidelines to celebrate Cinco de Chrises.

The updated CDC recommendations include:
1) Tequila
2) Solo Cups
3) Ribs

Thanks to the CEO of @hiatustequila (and pseudo “Chris”), Kristopher DeSoto, combined with the CEO of Ribs, Uncle Tito @loretto_lion, The Chrises start off properly hydrated and nourished.

The extravagant expectation for cinco total Chrises comes crashing down like...
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The Chrises battle the evil villain known as Instagram Live after technical glitches overtake the program for the umpteenth time. Undeterred by the formidable forces of the Internet, The Chrises are finally able to man the ship and swim to shore with special guest Preston Smith @pmsartwork.

Despite losing a Chris and possibly a cow in the process, Preston (PMS) details to @christophergardinier about his maturation as an arti...
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The Chrises are joined by the Kashmiri podcast queen and host of “The Lavender Fix”, Sabreen Haziq @breenhaziq. On a lifelong quest for a nickname, Sabreen reveals how she failed to go by Daisy as a child and now goes by Breen across the interwebs. Sabreen details her personal journey from Kashmir to Boston including picking up a fashion sense in London along the way.

Not one to be camera shy, the Lavender Lover comes clean abou...
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The Chrises are joined by fan favorite, The Doctor of Love a.k.a. @MikeGardinier3, for a wild ride o’ fun. Needing to bring in a lefty reliever, Christopher Gardinier dips out of the broadcast early to allow his father to take the reins.

Christopher Joseph savors looks from the thrift shop as The D.O.L. surmises that CJ looks strikingly similar to @jaredleto. Free advice is given out like Easter candy in-between Mike’s stunt...
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March 31, 2021 78 min
The Chrissys (n.) the first annual award show celebrating one year of “Quarantining With The Chrises” highlighting the best of the best guests in 10 spectacular categories voted on by you, the fans.

Hosted by Christopher Gardinier (@christophergardinier) and Christopher Joseph (@ay_cjay).

Find out who won the prestigious Chrissy award in the following categories:
- Best Chris
- Best Dancer
- Dynamic Duo
- Best Dressed
- Best Pet
-...
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The Chrises are joined by dachshund TikTok sensation, Lucy, and her hoomans, Emily and Eric. Lucy shares her rags to riches story, and Emily and Eric open up about life as celebrity parents. Always dedicated to their doggo, the Hoomans talk about plans to turn their own place into a TikTok hype house for fellow dachshund influencers named the “Weiner House”. Lucy gets a nepotism fueled nomination in the “Best Pet” category for next...
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The Chrises reunite on their one year anniversary for a Saint Paddy's Day corn beef and cabbage special. After a ceremonial exchange of stationary gifts, the Chrises give updates on their whereabouts and whats-it-dos. @ChristopherGardinier reveals how he has become the Uno King of Wisconsin and @Ay_Cjay shares how he captures dragon’s blood in the Los Angeles Metro area.

The Chrises get back to the hard hitting news with...
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The Chrises are joined by Tequila Sommelier and Founder of Hiatus Tequila, Kristopher DeSoto. The Tequila Aficionado talks about the proper smooth tasting tequila process from blue agave and what makes Hiatus uniquely tasty. Kristopher (with a K because his mom was a hippie) is on a mission to educate the public on what makes a quality tequila. The former helicopter salesman shares the logistical and distribution challenges he’s be...
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The Chrises are joined by The Godfather, Justin Wozney, for his QWTChrises record 12th appearance with a special introduction from the infamous @pawozney. Mr. Claus retraces his journey cross country with Ms. Claus, where he made stops at King James’ House and the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame—with 15 minutes to spare before it closed. Still rocking the fresh mane, Justin jams out with The Chrises and their long hair for one final v...
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The Chrises are joined by motivator and podcaster, Vincent. The Host of the Social Butterfly goes into detail on his namesake and his inspiration for the @sobueffect. Looking to grow-up and be beautiful butterflies one day, The Chrises partner up with Vincent to cocoon on the same pod. Vincent talks about tapping into one’s passion and unleashing the inner warrior within to be one’s best self. The lifelong Energizer Bunny has a...
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The Chrises are joined by Chair Collector and Artist Yahel Yan. The Super Mom discusses her journey from childhood doodling in Mexico City to professional painting in San Diego. Yahel opens up about why she got into painting chairs, how they represent people, and how they have an energy all of their own. The Hopeless Romantic showcases some of her heart art and talks in depth about her new “Icons” collection featuring her iconic ch...
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The Chrises are joined by Biologist and Conservationist Amanda Hipps. Forever an animal lover, Luna The Cat’s Mother reflects on her journey from almost going to veterinary school to protecting land and wildlife with WildLandscapes International. One of the organizations major successes has been protecting rhinos from poachers with Ol Pejeta Conservancy in Kenya. Amanda and the rest of her team have been able to fundraise and work ...
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The Chrises are joined live by Entrepreneur and Author Mark Metry. The LinkedIn Leader shares how he overcame his social anxieties and how others can do the same with tips from his book, Screw Being Shy: Learn How to Manage Social Anxiety & Be Yourself in Front of Anyone. With a book tour planned and TedX speaking engagements lined up prior to quarantine, Mark discusses pivoting to focus on promoting his work via podcasts, incl...
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The Chrises are joined by the host of the Health Righteous Podcast, Tod Barnett, to talk about his vegan lifestyle and why he goes on-air by the pseudonym, Lief. The Chrises ponder what a plant scream sounds like as Tod performs a screech on queue akin to an elephant blowing up a balloon. With a little prodding from the audience, Tod showcases his favorite game, Chickapig, where one tries to slide past cow poop and cross the board—...
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The Chrises are joined by the Enemy of Average, Manaz Raiszadeh. The Ambidextrous Artist shares how she’s been able to grow her Instagram community and showcase her ever evolving obsessions. Always creating in the moment, Manaz goes from using boxes and packaging during the early stages of the pandemic to now focusing on large hearts. The Happy Painter talks about what brings her joy: coffee, painting, her husband, and her son. The...
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October 27, 2020 23 min
The Chrises’ Fireside Chat guests go missing but make their appearance known, occasionally purring and demanding listeners give them some attention. As the kittens pull a disappearing act, Christopher Joseph shares his weekend experience on the farm where he mistakes a tiny sheep for a mountain lion and coyotes for people. On the topic of anthropomorphism, The Chrises ponder diapers for domesticated birds and tie dye apparel for fo...
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The Chrises suit up for a Dress Up Fancy Friday on a train ride into the weekend and discuss their favorite choo-choo songs. Christopher Joseph tears up to Train’s “Drops of Jupiter”, while Christopher Gardinier gets emotional to John Mayer’s “Stop This Train - Live at The Nokia Theatre”. The Chrises seek out John’s support for their Manhattan Beach mayoral candidacy in 202?. Finally, The Chrises boast about the surprise success th...
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The Chrises take flight with pilot and hat fashionista, Sarah Tamar. The Winged Rockstar opens up about her journey from climbing scaffolding as a photographer to now getting higher in the sky as a seaplane pilot. Sarah talks about joining the mile Hiatus Tequila club while on a 20-day quarantine journey across America chronicling the times from her beloved plane, Old Rusty. The Queen of Flamping shares her favorite hobby: flying i...
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The Chrises are joined by “The Cougar Guy”, Kyle Burgess. Kyle talks about his experience coming face-to-face with a cougar and her baby cubs in the Utah mountains; all caught live on camera with his Google Pixel 2. Reflecting back on the dangerous situation, Kyle shares what he has learned since the “good little kitty cat” encounter and considers having a conversation with the cougar over a Nutter Butter and beef jerky. Kyle turns...
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