Crazy Straw Catheter Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Caitlin Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi, So this is the free episode. Yeah, yeah,
we did a short one last week.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah we're not are we doing that this?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
No? No, I just wasn't in the mood last week
to do the free one, but we did like an
hour long the premium considering we weren't. I wasn't in
the mood.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I noticed on the description of last week's free episode
you put Grant wasn't feeling well this week. Yeah, And
then I was like, and then he proceeds to talk
for an hour and ten minutes on them.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, because you know, yeah, go sick. We're getting paid
for those. Well, no, I said at the beginning of
the episode. I was like, I was pretty much all bullshit.
I just didn't want to do the free one. So anyway, Www.
Dot terribleperson dot co is where you can get the
premium episodes, rate and review this podcast wherever you're listening.
If you could, that'd be super Yeah, it doesn't make
any difference. Nobody wants to sponsor this podcast, so who

(00:52):
gives a shit? But it just makes us feel good.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, we like to read them. We want to know
what everyone thinks.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't I don't care about anybody think it's just
five stars stars thumbs up, whatever you can do wherever
you listen to that. I genuinely we don't need any criticism.
I'm too weak, I'm too fragile.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I can't hear it, I can't handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So kay, let's get in the episode.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
And grants are not medical or mental health professionals.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
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(01:37):
Bitches Right, Yeah, we are grand Kate. Hi, we're officially
you're the go to for monkey pox information twenty twenty two.
Monkey pox is here.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I can't really know nothing about it, but I read
an article this morning that said, don't worry, there's already
a vaccine for it.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Who yeah, literally, I'm the last global pandemic. Did COVID nineteen?
I don't know if you remember that, Kate. Do you
remember covid?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Not really started out being known as the coronavirus and
then quickly shifted and yeah, we had my former co
host and I. We didn't even get to do an
episode together during the first COVID because I stopped.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
We stopped stopped being co host basically like right when
COVID happened.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
And then when COVID happened and everybody freaked out, that's
when you took over. So and what happened during the
I did a COVID special where I was just like, hey,
put my hands in your mouth and all this shit,
like just not okay humor for what you know, because
people were getting in trouble for joking around about COVID.
That was like a hot.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Button issue, like this is serious.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So can we get do you know? Are we susceptible
to monkey poks?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Are I don't know. I just saw the headline. I
didn't actually read the article. I guess I said earlier.
I read the article. I did it.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I lied, I heard it. I just read the head
I heard you can get it from doing it. Have
you heard that?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I heard that too.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, we're not gonna look it up.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, that's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I swear to God if I if we have to
do another lockdown now.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That the World Health Organization is.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, I want to if that happens again, Just take
me to the movie theater in siland Green where they
take all the old people and give them lethal injections
while they watch the sunset. Just take me there.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Why did they do that? I've never seen that.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Because the world is so overpopulated that when you get
to a certain age, I mean even before you get there,
what they do is they put you in an ice robe.
They give you a shower because the world is dirty
in an awful place. Like to get fruit is like
a real luxury. And I think people are furniture like
you can have like a you can have like a
hot boy or girl, a hot man or woman excuse me,

(03:55):
you like a chair, yeah, in your apartment, and you
can do whatever you want to them could probably give
him your drink to hold on to.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Soho, who are those like the rich people?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yes? Those are those are those are the elites?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Those are you know? Bill and Melinda Gates?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
How old is that?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
It came out in the seventies. It's a fucking awesome movie.
And there's a there's a twist ending. It's a classic.
There's a giant twist at the end that is very
If you've seen anything in pop culture about it, you
probably know what Soiling Green has made out of.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I had a hair on the lip of my soda. Can.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I wonder how we got there? Kate? Who was handling
your soda? Can? Right? No? Please, it was me, Kate.
So yeah, take me to that place that looks quaint
little movie theater and give me that sweet relief while
I watch an episode of what the Staircase.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
The New Jersey. You're gonna watch Real Housewives of New
Jersey Season eleven Reunion, episode Part three.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, you're into all that? What tell me that just had?
That just ended? So they do a whole season and
and then they do three hours of reunion after what
eight episodes? Ten episodes?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Uh, I can't remember. I think this season, I know
for sure, was longer than all the past seasons because
people were complaining in the past like it wasn't long enough,
because I think the past it was like ten episodes,
eight to ten episodes. Yeah, Now I think this last
season was like fourteen. It was great.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Those women, they're insane and thee or fourteen. The husband's
fucking kind of rule on that show.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, and it's funny because the husbands they all get along.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Siri the fuck up Siri, Yeah, bitch, she heard us
talking about but start recording.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Usually the husbands they all get along for the most part.
They'll get in like.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Little like just because they have to. The only reason
they get involved is because.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
They're because like the wives, they're fire on Joe tell
Christy's like one of the husbands like stood up for
the wife when they shouldn't be involved, and then you know,
like stuff like.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
That, Hey, listen, I don't want to get in, but
your wife, your wife, she's out of control.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
But I think the women all on that show, most
of them hate each other.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I'm a bad bitch. Yeah, I mean that's what bad
bitches do. Man, Like, how do how long do you when?
Do you think they started hating each other? Because you said,
what it's season thirteen?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, I mean it's not the same girls. The only
one that's still the same is like original from season
one is Teresa, and then Melissa. She's been there since
season two. I think Dolores didn't come in until probably
like season five or six, and then Jennifer, Jackie, Margaret,

(06:40):
they've all come in after maybe Mark. I think Margaret
after Dolores it.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Shows, Okay, So what happens on the reunions They just
all fucking sit around and yell at.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Each other because they'll film the season and then they'll
air this season and then they'll do the reunion basically like.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
So the season is like was filmed however many months ago,
and then the reunion episodes are like happening right now.
So there's ship that's usually happened from like the time
they stopped filming in between yeah, the time they stopped
filming filming and the reunion episodes, so they'll talk about
like I don't know, like drama that's gone on, Like

(07:24):
there was like a Twitter fight or like I don't
know between Jennifer and Melissa that happened after the season
aired and they were done filming, So they talked about that.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
What did they fight about? Tell the people who don't
watch her, who never watched, there's probably a lot.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Of like talking shit like oh, I can't believe you
talked about that family or it's like I can't believe.
So Jackie was mad that like Jennifer was trying to
get information that her husband was cheating on her when No,
he wasn't cheating on her. There were like some rumors
going around and she was trying to find out more information.

(08:03):
Then in this past season it comes to light that
Jennifer's husband Bill cheated on her.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well here's the thing, Kate.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
So then they're like, well, why are you, you know,
trying to dig on my marriage and find shit that's
not even true when like your husband actually did cheat
on you.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
You're a big collar daddy girl.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Now I do you like that?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
You're real collored daddy gang? What do you what do
they call themselves?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Daddy gang, Daddy gang.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
You're in the daddy gang. You're vabe queen, and daddy
gang you're vabe queen in the That's okay. So anyway,
you listen to an episode of that podcast with Christine
from Selling Sunset and she said something about the sh
their show, Yeah, which is it's all fake, it's all
set up, it's all bullshit. They do sell houses, yeah,

(08:48):
but not what not to the extent they say they
sell houses.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well, no, she was saying that some of them do.
Like she said that Mary, that Mary lady, like she
she does sell a lot and she kills it. But
and I think so to like Jason and Brett because
they own the brokerage, but I don't know about the others.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
So yeah, I think what we need to consider there
is Real Housewives has to be fake. There has to
be like five guys like me that are just sitting
around being like when they're shooting, Like, okay, now say
that Teresa called you a bitch, and you're going to
get to the bottom of it. I called Teresa bitch.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, we're like, oh my god, I can't believe you
said that my daughter does drugs.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
They all do drugs.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
When she was as like an analogy in like a
private conversation, She's not like she was like going around
like spreading rumors to other people like oh my god,
GA does drugs.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well, moving on from Real Housewives, I just want to apologize.
There are a lot of people upset when I talk
about it. So no, no, no, no, no, we're talking about moving on.
Oh okay, moving onward.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well I didn't know. I thought that's why you said.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
We were we are moving forward.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Caitlyn rop It, don't talk about realize lives anymore.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I'm like, subad, I do not want to talk about
this subject anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Okay, can we change the topic? Please?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Can we change the topic please, Caitlyn, I just asked
you what movies you like? I know, yes, can we talk?
Are we? Yeah? We can talk about love on the Spectrum?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, that's the show.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's a great show.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
If they don't want people to talk about it, they
wouldn't make.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Any truth truth bomb. So who's your favorite? Who's your favorite? Spectrum?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Okay, the US version or the because we started watching
like the first couple episodes of that.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, here the here's the thing original. If you watch
the Australian version, it's hard to deny Mister A plus
is his name, mister a plus Michael, Yeah, especially when
he has a podcast, especially Michael's if anyone stop what
you're doing, stop listening to this podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
He's like also a self help podcast, like, oh my god, yeah,
I definitely.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Have some over that.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
But he when he's describing this is the UK, this
is the Australian version, When he's describing how he hopes
when he passes away that the girl he's going to
go on a second day with, it's like he was
a great this is.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
The girl that he's about to go on as he's
talking to his parents in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Before hid a vigal.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
When I die, I want her to stay at my funeral.
But I was like, they've never seen.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Me happier, that he was a great hut, that he
loved his wife more than anything else. So okay, so
we're watching the US but I finished it. You fell asleep.
It just kept playing. It was one episode left and.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
The last version.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, because they only did like seven episodes.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh, I didn't see the last.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Episode, so yeah, you were you were asleep. But I
just couldn't stop. It was just too good. I was superstoned.
It was on Friday night, I think Saturday night maybe,
and I just was like, let it roll. But who's
your favorite in the the new version.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
The US version?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, the US version. I like Sabod's the ship. Yeah,
he's pretty cool, Sabad. Sabad's all business. He just wants
to go on a honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I can't think of the guy that has the blonde hair,
the one that went to the Renaissance.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
You know, I was going to tell you this that
the band that I got fired.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
From, he's the hardest to watch.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh, he's tough, but the band I got fired from
the guy that played guitar in that band that pretty
much fired me. Looked like that guy and he would
freak out like that. So it was that he maybe
could have been that guy. Shit was what's his name
on the show. It's uh, I don't know. But then
there's there's Steve. But let's talk about Steve.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh yeah, the old the older man sixty.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
How many people like Steve do you know in real life?
I feel like I know so many.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, probably a couple.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Nicest guy, he's a little sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
He's never had a girl friend.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
So Sabbah and he's sixty three. So Sabad and Alex,
I hope they could do a whole show with Sabad
just I just I want to or not Alex Steve, Oh,
I'm just naming.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
You're just throwing in random and there's.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Tyler and Roger and Alan. So we need to throw
it before this monkey pox thing kicks off. We need
to we need to do a skating party. I think
that's our that's our first Yeah, I think that's our
first meet up, is to do a where So where's
that skateland?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
It's in Mesa, Arizona. There's one Mesa and there's one
in Chandler, but we're going to the original Mesa location.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay, so well that's the plan, So google that wherever
you are. We're probably gonna do it. I mean it'd
be that'd be like a fun maybe weeknight activity or
what do you think we can I mean it'd probably
be hard to rent out. I guess if we could
guarantee a lot of people would.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Show up, yeah, I mean we could need Yeah, I'm
not sure how much they would charge us to rent
that out. We could we could talk to closed.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
For private avouent. How fucking badass. And then like we're
playing the music we want to play and then we
get to talk Hey, Red Sweazer, So the fun down?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
What's what's your what would be your your roller skate jam?
Your first selection and yeah, what would the vibe? Because
you want you want to start out strong, but you
don't want to start out too strong, ease people into
don know, what would you pick? I mean, there's one
obvious choice, babe. If it's a skating party that I'm throwing,
just like imagine darkened roller rank and we're like, what's

(14:33):
up screen? Can't grant kate? Right?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
What did you just call us?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't know, it's it's Kate and Grant. Thank you
for coming to our skating party. Everybody'd be safe. speA
your gum out, gum on the roller, gum.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
On the roller rank and then just so yeah, we
would definitely have some David Banner at the skating party.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That'd be such a good song to start with. Oh
my god, yeah, can I take that song too?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I mean you could. You could blow the roof off.
You know what song I heard the other day on
the way to work and I was like, why the
fuck haven't I listened to this song? And I'm gonna
pull up her album second song? Do you remember this song?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I do?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, second song. Just ease into this and be like,
whoa dude? The song choices say.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Very eclectic, mystic clictic, clicktic mister a plus over there
it click Oh, and then you'd have to play your song.
Oh yeah, I mean it's a good song.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
How many people would fall down? And like, how many
lawsuits do you think Skatelane was going to have after
a skating party?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Well, I mean they have those little skate buddies. Oh,
just people walkers on wheels.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
People have no business being on Skatester're like, hey, kay,
grad whoa Hey listen, I don't have insurance, so I
hope you do. Yeah, so, skating party. We need to
figure out how to make that happen, Kate. That's that's
priority number one. Transitioning Caitlin so speaking in vague terms,

(16:17):
vague terms, Kate, Okay, playing a little game here. Okay,
so we're gonna talk about something here, but we're not
going to reveal what we're talking about. What that thing tomorrow? Yeah,
I have zero give me a give me a pep talk,
give me a vague pep talk, Kate.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's good practice, practice makes.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Perfect, isn't it also a waste of time for all parties?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I don't know, you don't know, That's what I mean. Like,
I feel like you don't really know if it's a
waste of time until you at least like here, yeah,
hear it, hear about it.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
We'll see, yeah, because right now I have you know
how normally you're excited for those sort of things, no
or at least anxious, nervous kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, I guess zero of that.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
My thing is, oh, well, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Okay, So I'm probably gonna have to cut that out
because I got a lot less vague than I would
a lot. Yeah, not as vague, Oh.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Because I had the one last question in there. Oh,
come on, don't.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Even speaking of Okay, we almost have the police call
to the apartment today.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
There's a domestic.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Disturbance between you and the cat.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, between you and me when you came home for lunch.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
One don't believe is she don't believe Kaitlin. This is
this is a classic Michael and Kathleen Peterson's situation happening here.
Do you want to explain what you what happened? Yeah,
tell your side of the story. Then I'll tell my
side of the story.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I touched Grant, I grabbed him, and then he like
flung my arm off of him. But in the process,
instead of just you know, like pushing my arm away,
he literally like punched my bice up to get my

(18:31):
arm away from him.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay, and it hurt.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I was like, you gave me a dead arm. So
I punched him eight times to get back in him.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
There are so many lies happening. I don't want anyone
at home listening to believe.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
But I couldn't even really get a good hidden because
my arm was dead, So it's not even fair.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
So here there's the Kaitlyn is leaving some things out
of the story.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
No I'm not.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
She forcibly grabbed not only my penis but both of
my testicles in a handful, and and she like punched
in and grabbed and then she squeezed. You put me.
You put an amount of pressure that made me It

(19:18):
went from being like, oh, this is kind of nice
to all of a sudden, like in an instant, I
was like, oh I do not like this. And then
my reflex I was like, get off of it, reflex.
I know, I elbowed, I pushed you away with my arm.
I just opened my arms up. And then you you
started screaming and saying you were being abused.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I don't think I started screaming.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Do you want to talk about the other time you
you screamed this week? Sweet?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
There were so many it's probably hard for acount.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Do you remember you were really just sucking on there?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
There's a there's a there's a big gap in time.
So after we record. The next day, after Kate and
I recorded the episode, we had a bit of a
We had a bit of a blowout. Yeah, do you
want to explain that, Kate? What what had happened?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
We were going to my parents or my dad and
my grandpa's birthday dinner and we had to go drive
to those restaurant. I was like twenty minutes away, so.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
An hour and a halfway.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
We get into the car and like immediately, Grant shuts
the door and it makes this awful noise. It's really loud,
and I'm just like, what was that?

Speaker 6 (20:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
You were like, I was like, why did you slam
the door?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Way?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Not?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
What was that? And you went, well, why did you
slam the door? I was like, I didn't slam the door.
I shut it like I always do.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
And I was like, no, you didn't. I saw you,
even though I didn't really see him.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
But I mean you heard the noise.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I heard it. And then when I looked over, he
was still like it looked like he had just gotten
finished slamming. So I said, bullshit, I said, he slammed it. Anyways,
that's besides the point. Then we get on the freeway
and Grant starts fucking with the window.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, because it was why we rolled down at probably
I don't know a quarter of an inch maybe, And I.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Was like, why are you messing with the window.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
And I was like, babe, it's down. That's probably why
the window it made such a loud noise when the
door shut.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
So then Grant is messing with the window and he
tries to roll it down a little bit.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
I tried to roll it up.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
It's not rolling up, so then I pressed the down
button and then the whole thing just drops inside my door. Yes,
so I got super pisted Grant. I was like, it's
your fucking fault. You broke my window. You're gonna fix it.
I hate you. And then it was so fucking windy
in my car. Yeah, and it's all freeway to this restaurant.

(21:49):
So the wind, the hot wind, is just blowing through
my car. I'm like, this is fucking fabulous. And so
I put all the vents on me. I like turned
the air up to four, and I put all the
events blowing on me, and I turned Grant's vent off
and I was like, you can just sit over there

(22:10):
and die, meaning he can sit over there and die
in the heat. He took it as I'm telling him
to go die.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Well, no, you were you were not being great you
weren't even trying to even understand the situation we were.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
In, and then you started yelling at me. Well yeah,
because you were just literally screaming.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Well no, you were screaming at me and I had
to fight with the window being so I was just like, yeah,
and you weren't listening.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
You weren't fighting with the window, were yelling because you were.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Picking off and you were yelling.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I had nothing to do with the amount of noise coming.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
It was. If I would have tried to talk to
you like this though, you wouldn't have been able to
You wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Have talked to me like that. No, you were fucking
I know, so were you because you were all right again, I.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Know you're a big voice raiser.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Tomorrow is going to have to fix the window.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, which is.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
But don't worry. I bought the part.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Well I didn't. I mean, here's the thing, Kate.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
So grand slabor is plenty, Well yeah, I mean, and
you better do it right.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
You still think I had something to do with it
being broken, But I didn't.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
I said, like the day after, I was like, I
don't think that it was your fault. Yeah, I said
that to you.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I still I'm suspected that you think it's my fault.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I think that you're rough.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I'm not rough with your car, though, And I think that.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
You probably stayed the door I didn't see. But do
I think that it was probably already on the point
where or on the verge of breaking. Yes, But I
think that you.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
He's in the situation as I mean, if I were
a jury, that statement right there convinced me it wasn't
Grand's fault. There's reasonable that was already broken. It would
you Here's what I think happened. I think you broke
it earlier.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I didn't touch it.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I never I think you broke it earlier, and you
put it back up, and you're like, when I drive
tonight to take Grant to this place, you can't say.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
That sorry, it's fine, just bleep it out.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Well, I know, but I'm trying not to edit so
much anyways.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
I don't want to start a fight again.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
We're not We're not even fighting about it. We're discussing
it like adults. I do think I think he did it.
Did I ever tell you about the girl I went
to school with who was like this really ugly little
girl I was. I think she moved our.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
School when she was probably like third to sixth grade.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Actually, no, she was, I guess she was K through six.
But yeah, she was this little homely little girl with
a bowl cut, blonde hair, dirty blonde.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
I went to school elementary school with a girl had
like I don't think it was necessarily like a maybe
it was a bowl cut. It was either a bowl
cut or just like a really ugly like short haircut.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah it was. But anyway, so she was she She
had the her ears per like ears pierced, but always
wore like little turtle knacks, striped turtle knacks, had big
buck teeth. Do you know what her name was? Sarah Bonita?
Do you know what that means? It means beautiful, We're

(25:30):
pretty or pretty? I guess Kate, being a native of
a Spanish speaker, would know best. Did I tell you?
I talked to an expert on the gas this morning,
talked to it. Took to a gas station attendant this
morning and what is that circle k? Which is the
one that's across the street. Oh yeah, so it was
a circle k And he was telling me all this stuff.

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He's like, you know, gas is going to go up
to nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Did he say when that's supposed to happen?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
And he said, over the course of the summer. And
he said, guess what, it's not gonna go beyond nine dollars.
And you know, I'm listening to this like freaking out
because I'm like, fuck, dude, Gus is already I don't
make enough money to afford the amount of commuting I'm
doing in terms of you know, if it goes up
to nine dollars, let's say. Yeah, so I'm panicking and

(26:22):
he says, you know, it's not gonna go above nine dollars.
It's not gonna go above nine ninety nine. That's like
why it's that?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
And he's like because the signs, oh, because they can't
fit them.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, And then I was like, oh really, And I
thought about it for a while. I was like, why
then they just put ten point nine?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
They can't really move the decimal point on some of
the signs.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Though, I'm definitely gonna beep this out. But what I'm
trying to get to, but I'm not clever or funny
enough to allude to, is that the guy working there
telling me how much gas prices were. Do you have
anything you want to talk about before I keep rolling.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, I know that last week we talked about like
what you asked me a question and I couldn't really
give you a good answer. And I have an answer.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
It's so detailed.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Explain you asked last week? What is something that I
was like obsessed with that was weird when I was
a kid. Yes, And I was listening to the podcast
last week's podcast, and I was like, oh my god,
I'm so dumb, like I feel when I'm put on
the spot, I can't think of a good answer. But

(27:32):
I was like, I know it came to my head immediately.
I used to eat butter butter how so, like we
would have a butter dish with a stick of butter
always out on the counter because we always like to
have soft butter. So I would stick my fingers in
that and just scoop it and eat it. Or when

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we'd go to restaurants there, you know they'd have like
the little folded up butter packet, would just like eat them.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
It's gross, just plain like warm cold. What did you like?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, I mean the one at home was obviously like
warm room temperature, because it was like sitting out in
the butter container, but the ones at the restaurants that
could be warm, it could be cold.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
It's gross.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I think I preferred more warm room tank.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Did you grow out of it or do you still
like it?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
No? I don't eat butter just but I mean like
when I put butter on my bread, I feel like
I put like a decent amount. I like the taste
of butter.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yes, interesting, it's good to me. So is that your
Is that your bit on the podcast? Now you're going
to listen to last week's podcast and have the stuff
to talk about?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
No, No, that's no, that's just one thing that I
thought of.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Hey, grand I want to get back into this.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I was listening to it and I just thought of
it and I was like, I need.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
A time of participate. You should have texted it and
one zero eight one. Did you see Taylor Swift did
the commencement at NYU and they gave her a doctorate? No, okay,
if you were a graduate of NYU, I mean, fuck, dude,
who knows. I can't. Here's what I'm trying to get at.
I would you be stoked to have Taylor's Swift give
to your commencement speech?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I mean maybe if you're a fan of Taylor Swift,
it's fine, but.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh, whoa whoa whoa doctor Taylor Swift?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Kaylen, Oh my god, it's an honorary doctorate. It's not real,
so you can just over there. But anyways, I would
think that it would be kind of offensive. It's like, Okay,
so she's here to do this commencement speech, and because
of it, she's earning an honorary doctorate. It's like I
went to school for four years. I'm like thousands and

(29:43):
thousands and thousands of dollars in debt or I had
to like work my ass off for a scholarship. But
she just comes in here and gets a doctorate.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
You know, you know, I've been connecting a lot of
dots laing there, like in conspirac ratorial world. You know,
who else to give a doctorate?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Who?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Bill Cosby?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Oh? I think a lot of celebrities have honorary doctorates.
They're not real.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Was it Howard State that gave Bill Cosby an honorary doctorate?
He was? He was very involved.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Wasn't State?

Speaker 6 (30:17):
He was?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
He was real heavy at Penn State though.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
But I'm just saying, like I think that they're made
up because if I'm sure if you looked at a
list of all the celebrities or famous people that have
gotten honorary doctorates, you'd probably be like, oh, yeah, that
person's dumb.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Who okay, here's stupid. Here's the question that I guess
this is, this is I'm glad we got here. Now
we know all the celebrities who don't deserve honorary doctorates.
Who's a celebrity that we should give an honorary doctor
a doctorate too? For example? For example, we man, seriously, yeah,

(30:55):
we man, Let's give him an honorary doctor He's put
his body on the line. That's for almost two decades.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
If he's still alive, Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Okay, who's the one Ryan done?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Bamb Margara?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
No, Ryan Dunn was the one who was too fast
and too furious.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh oh yeah, he's done.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
It is people get mad when you say anything about
him dying. Sorry or Paul Walker.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Sorry, I haven't said anything about Paul Walker. He brought
what was that movie that he was in? I was
thinking of the other day, and it was about like
a little boy that got kidnapped.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
There's a lot of movies with little boys that get kidnapped.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Okay, but it's the one that Paul Walker is in.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Hmmm, do you have any more details to fill in?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, he ends up at this like weird family's house
and they're like keeping him in this weird playroom type thing.
But it's like a weird I think, like torture or
like Peto situation going on. It's been a long time
since I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Isn't that weird? How many movies there are about that
specific thing. Speaking of cyber Hell on Netflix, that Korean doc,
I recommend everyone watch it.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
I didn't watch it.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
It's fucking crazy. Yeah that was after you fell asleep
after year, but you wouldn't have You wouldn't have liked it.
It was a very fast pace, but don't worry.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Grant recommends everyone watch it.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I do think I think it's great.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh it was too fast paced for me to keep up.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah. Well, I also think you wouldn't liked the fact
that they left pretty much the Korean full blast and
the video, like the dubbed was just like over top
of it. They didn't even queue it down a little bit.
It's just like two full blast things.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
But yeah, yeah, like when you would watch like news
and then it would.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Do that, So I think it was I think it
was good. I think it's something people everyone should watch everywhere.
No thank you, because it's just it's basically so like,
let me pitch it to you. There's people being blackmailed
into they have somehow gotten their pictures hacked whatever. But
they end up they get a link and it sends
them to this app called Telegram, and there's these chat

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rooms with like hundreds sometimes thousands of people and they're
all like, we're gonna expose you. Here's your parents' number,
here's where you live. And it's like, yeah, girl jump
off that building after they threaten to blackmail and stuff.
So they just get all this stuff they haven't, like
one girl had to lick a bathroom floor while her
friend was doing stuff other stuff in the background.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
But it's how are they able to hack into your
Is it like off the eye cloud?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Ye, it's like a fishing thing. You click the link
and it just automatically just and then they end up
getting convinced they're signing up for like to become models
and shit, and then they's crazy. Yeah, but it's I
would recommend it. I would also city slickers. I'd recommend
everyone watched City Slickers too.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Uh, you didn't watch that?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I know. I just wanted to tell people to watch.
Have you ever you've never seen City Slickers? I take it. No,
it's pretty great. It's classic.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
You say that about a lot of movies.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
They're all classics. We watched Old Caitlyn fell asleep during that.
That seems to be the name. Caitlyn's getting a lot
of our best sleep in during some of these movies.
What'd you think of Old?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
And I don't remember. I didn't really watch too.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
What do you think is going to happen at the
end of it? Since you well.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
You told me what happened?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
You told me everyone dies except for two of them.
The little kid at the beginning gave them the code
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
That's not the That's not the end of the movie.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I mean, it's not pretty much the end.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
No, there's a lot more.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I doubt it. I really doubt it.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
There's at least one other thing. I doubt it, one other,
very small thing. All right, Kate, do you want to
fucking switch over to the premium episode?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
All right, you gotta pick it up. Both of us
talk off.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
You need to pick it up. Whoa what try to
act like that this is mine.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
I literally said, we need to pick it up.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
You need to pick it up. That was how you started,
and then you added the me.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Kate's fired up. Kate's fired up.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
This is what you do to me.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
If you don't make me do your other arm.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Now we have it recorded, everyone fucking knows.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I think out of I think though if in our
if if our relationship was the staircase, you would be
Michael Peterson, that babe.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I would be. Yeah, I'm like this as I own you.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm like the successful uh pretty.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
One okay, and I'm like the fucking weird lesbo.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh, smoking your vibe, listening to classical music by yourself whever.
I want to play this at Grand's funeral, I think thanks.
And you'd also you do that thing that he does
in the kitchen to me all the time. Ah.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I would never put my tongue anywhere near your hairy ass.
But hole, thank you very.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Much, Kate. Just because we're recording.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Maybe her other girlfriends were into that, but sorry, just
Scott the cat probably awesome. That's why you don't want
to get rid of her. No, I'm just kidding. Awesome
Kate is lobbying to get it off around. I love
that cat. She's just not very sociable.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
She contacted our congressman, Andy Biggs, lobbying to get Awesome
out of.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Our apartment, but she was nice to be so dude,
what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
What kind of okay? That guy is running for district whatever?
Blah blah blah blah blah. Andy Biggs, the guy.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Who constantly can't even give us the call back.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Give call back, what kind of campaigning are you doing?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Clearly doesn't care about his citizen.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
We have so many listeners in your area. We have
at least six people, which in your race, six people
could it's because oh all right, we should switch over.
We should talk about this on the premium episode. Okay, okay,
you ready?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Hello everyone.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
I just finished editing this episode that you're listening to,
and I felt like I needed to say something at
the beginning of it because my performance is less than
stellar this week. I'm just mumbling and breathing into the microphone.
The nice thing about editing these episodes is I get
to hear what I'm doing that's annoying. And I realized

(37:30):
this week that whatever I was doing this week was
very annoying, So thank you everyone for listening and subscribing.
We're trying to get this skating party off the ground,
so send me a message. We talked about in the
free episode, but we want to do a skating party.
I think that'd be the shit. So yeah, enjoy this episode,
and just know that next week I will be enunciating
and not breathing into the microphone. So have a great day.

(37:52):
Thank you for subscribing. Enjoy this episode.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Grants picked up enough?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
What? Yeah, you need to pick up the energy. Our
producer came in and fucking shoot us a new asshole
and like people are not gonna are not going to
be into this guys, And I said, David, get the
fuck out of here. Don't talk to talent like that. Yeah,
we're going to automate your position. David Scott looks.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
So cute right now with his little arms.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
It's so interesting for the listener at home, Kaitlin.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I can't describe him very well. I'm not a I'm
not like a with that word for somebody that you like,
A storyteller. I guess.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You couldn't think of storyteller. You're not a wordsmith.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, well no, I feel like there's a better name
for it though, people that tell stories.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
It's very descriptive, descriptive storyteller.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Okay, what's the worst job you've ever applied for?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Walmart?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Walmart?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah, when although I just read something that do you
know how much money a store manager of a Walmart
can make?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah, It's like no, really, it's.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Over two hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I hear, well they get rich on the backs of.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
The Isn't that wild?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
That's crazy? So when did you apply to Walmart when
I was in high school?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Because my mom was I think I did it like
out of spite, because there was one time where I
don't remember why we were at Walmart, but I was
at my Walmart with my mom and she was like
had been giving me shit about how I needed to
get a job. So they have like a little kiosque
section like they used to in the back of their
store where they used to have like the order pickup area. Yeah,

(39:55):
and you could sit down there and it was like
just so you could apply to different positions at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
And so actually feel like a lot of places had
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Target used to, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
So I did that. I was like, my mom was
bitching at me about I needed to get a job.
So I applied to Walmart because I was like, Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
It's pretty cool. I know. We got some listeners who
work with Walmart. Tell us what the conditions are, like.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Are you a store manager?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yeah, could you tell me how much money you made
and could you send us half of that money? Like
so so weekend crazy. I know. Target used to be
the same. You'd hear about the store managers how much
and they were making back in the early two thousands,
like one fifty and there were three of them.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
But then, yeah, I said, I feel like.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
There were several store managers and they were all clearing
fucking fuck tons of money.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah. Oh, and I think that's wild. But I'm sure
there's people some people that are like, oh, that's too
much money. And then but then there's people that are like, oh,
Walmart doesn't pay anything.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Well, yeah, I think that's at the lowest level. Yeah,
but I mean when do you break through that low
level though? So I'm sure you don't even break through
when you get into like middle management. You're still just
kind of like.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah, like it wouldn't you're you're not going to be
making the big books as like a shift man. That's
something like a supervisor.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I'm sure it's also very stressful to be a store
of like a manager for story, Like in.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Some communities, it's like the biggest thing that they have going.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
On, like the one that the baby shut the shot
that guy in? Did you see that? Could you imagine
if you managed the Walmart that the baby shot that
guy in? No, you know he shot a guy in Walmart?
Killed a guy?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Is no real?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
It's real thing?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Like recently after they canceled him.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
After levitation came out starring to.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
So yeah, after they can level.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Answer the question what was question? Please repeat poor four
what No, I didn't hear your question. I was too.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
I literally asked it three times.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, what was your question?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
When did it happen?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I think it was during COVID. I think it was
like right at the beginning of COVID. You didn't see
the videotape. There's video of it. No where guys run
up to him and he why I think, yeah, I think,
I know. I think they were beefing so cool, Okay,
now I think they were they were trying to mug him.

(42:32):
I think they were probably trying to because they walked
up to him and one of them had a gun.
I think it was one or both had a gun.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Or no, I'm just going up to somebody in a
grocery store and trying to rob them at that.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
It's the best, Like you've never done it. No, we're
just always why.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I just I mean, you wouldn't. That wouldn't happen at a target,
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I mean, did you remember the other day who at
when the helicopter and swat teams were there, remember that ship?
That's true, that was a debaby situation. It was probably
Coolio Babe Culio killed a guy in our target. It
was your friends, Chris pal killed a guy in our target.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Sturreer with his bare hand, speaking of.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I haven't heard anything back. Yeah, he's like probably checked
out the.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Podcast, or he's probably like, I'm going to go with
the other the.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Other option, obvious choice, obvious choice. So oh, I didn't
tell you the worst job I applied for, worst job,
best job.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
I didn't ask.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Well, I know, but we're doing a podcast and we
need to fill fucking forty minutes. Okay, but you know,
so people have something.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
That is consistent, then what do you mean? Sometimes you
may answer the questions sometimes.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Well, but you got to ask you. I'll be like,
I don't know, Grant, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I have done that before? And you've literally responded with
that's not my thing.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Well, no, what are you talking about? That's not my thing.
I'm saying that's not my thing.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
I can't answer the question.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Oh come on, you've told me that. Before you got
in this situation, you'd be like, I don't know what
do you think? Now I'm not I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Okay, good because I don't really care anything moving on.
Grion's so upset with me right now.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Do you remember going to Pizza Hut as a little kid?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, lunch buffet.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Oh so yeah, I'll tell I'll tell everybody now it
was build a Bear. Oh yeah, it's a really fun
and interesting story that Caitlin just deprived you of. So yeah, Kate,
tell me about Pizza Hut. Tell me about tell me
about it all the time. I want to hear it.
I want to hear about your life experience at Pizza Hut.
So you used to go to Pizza Hut?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I don't want to tell you about my goddamn life
experience of pizza, because you're just being dick right now.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Do you remember how dark it was in Pizza Hut?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah? I do.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Why that was the best going there as a kid
walking in It was dark, smell like pizza. Did you
ever get the bread sticks from there?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
From the hut, they were good.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
There are pizzas have the dessert pizza.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
What was their dessert pizza.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
It was sometimes it was like apple, like cinnamon apple,
and then they also had another one that was I
think strawberry, cherry raspberry something berry.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Huh No, I guess, I don't know. They used to
have a taco pizza used to get all the time.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Did you have lunch buffets or no?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
They didn't have the pizza buffet. I feel like, yeah,
maybe they did.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I don't know, because we always used to go to
Pizza Hut for the lunch buffets and they had the
dessert pizza there. Interest so they'd have like salad breadsticks.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I feel like that.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
And then the desert.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
I feel like our pizza huts were all just like
a salad bar, and then you'd get whatever you got
for lunch, like a personal pan. But they didn't. I
don't remember them ever having a like you can walk
up and just get a piece.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
How much was it?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I don't remember. I don't think it was that expensive.
Maybe like probably like five dollars in the day, yeah
for real, but it was yeah, all you could eat.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I know you said you wanted to.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Get shut up, Scott, take as fucking muzzle him? Can
you get muzzles for cats? Was just making a little
Java the hot face Java. Yeah, so Java, not Java Java,
the Java Java chipppuccino?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Dude, what is it with adults? In Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I thought you're gonna say, what is it with adults?
And like dumb drinks from artisans? Because that's also I
agree with that too, Like a forty five year old
overweight woman ordering a fucking fenty frappuccino with like extra
caramel on the inside. I'm just like Jesus, like being
an adult.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Please do me a favor. Just take a whole cookie
in the bottom.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I like to eat it, you know what I mean?
A cream coffee?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I want twenty five sugars. What do you think that
they do? Pour it right? They're sugar? Can you say, well, how.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Is it's like liquid?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah? It's like liquid.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah. Liquid.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
What drink did you have today that you were fucking
hamming about? Yeah, you just talked about.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
It tasted like a fudge the cole or something almost
it was the chocolate cold foam cold brew at Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
What's what's a cold what's the difference between like cold
brew and micro brew or whatever? It is the microbrew.
What's the other type of nitro?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, nitro. It has that like foam on the top.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
But what is the nitro process?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I mean, I think it's made with nitrous It's like
kind of like Guinness. How it has like the foamy
head on it. It's like kind of slightly carbonated and
gets that like foam on the top.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Right, is that it's I've never got literally nitrous oxide? Yeah,
is that what that would be?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
I would think?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
So, Oh, I heard a song today, where the.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Do you even find?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Just enjoy it? I have a pair.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
I have an apple apple pear, I have a pet
I have pineapple, pineapple apple, bineapple app.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Wait, it's the stupidest thing.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
We're talking about. Yeah, you're not into that, not at all?

Speaker 6 (48:52):
What oh pineapple apple?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
You was talking about like people that have like the
least amount of talent like making things. That is this?
You know?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I think the problem is, Kate, you're not looking at
this person.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I'm sure they're fucking hidious.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
You don't know. Look how happy is.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
He's stoked, he's trying to be liberachi.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I've never seen Kate as happy as this guy is.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Right now, because it's not normal for people to be
that happy.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Good bineapple, babe. I don't understand your lack of enthusiasm.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
For a waste of my life there?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
What are you talking about? So Kaitlin's going hard this way?

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Well, I mean you show me really dumb stuff sometimes.
I what did you expect my reaction to be? Obviously
you knew I wasn't gonna like it, Otherwise you wouldn't
have showed.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
It to me. What do you mean? I thought we'd
bond over that and enjoy it. Bait. Let's turn it up.
Let's turn it up in here. This is Iraq? Got
us blowing up?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Nobody showing up?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Nobody owing up is called this is Iraq?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yeah, I know what language is that?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Whatever they speak in Iraq? Throwing up? I don't know,
I don't know. Do you remember when you were a
little kid and like you'd throw up and then it
was like the worst thing. Oh yes, And now that
as an adult you throw up in you're just like,
I guess I'll go back to work.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah, like I'll throw up, Like I'll wake up in
the middle of the night and just throw up randomly,
something that's happened to me a couple of times. And yeah,
just like wake up, go to work the next day.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Like when you're a kid, you think about it for
like weeks after you throw up. I was so sick.
I got food poisoning one time in probably fourth grade,
from this place called Racks, which used to be like
a variation of Arby's really good roast beef sandwiches, big potatoes,

(51:20):
that sort of thing. But they had like the crazy straws.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Remember those, Yeah, like the plastic Yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Had all that probably cool. Yeah, but they had like
the dinosaur topper things, not like Land before Time, like
a pizza, but like their own thing. It was like
a rip off Dinosa, a green dinosaur topper, crazy straw.
But I got food poisoning there one time, and I
remember I threw up all night one night, and I

(51:47):
still think of that as one of the worst sicknesses
I've ever had, and in reality, I've been far sicker. Yeah,
but for some reason. And then that was the first
time because I was probably ten, where I threw up
and shit my pants at the same time.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
That was the first time you experienced it.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I didn't even know as a little kid. You don't
even know that's possible.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, I mean it happened like, oh my god, I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
I thought it was safe.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah. Well, I remember that I threw up like probably
three or four times in one night. And it was
not that I had food poisoning or anything. It was
just purely that I ate that much.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
You did that the other night. You did that on
my birthday, I remember, Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Not like not like this I had. It was like
Fourth of July or one of those like patriotic I
think holidays, and we had a cookout and we had
hot dogs, and I ate. I can't even tell you
how many hot dogs, but I know I eat quite a.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Few cookouts, cookouts, especially with your family. You guys do
cookouts big, so there's just totways so much food.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yeah. So that night, hot dogs just like all over
my upstairs, probably like three or four.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Lins last Sunday we had burgers? Was that last Sunday?
Yeah we had we had burgers and maybe yeah, just burgers.
And I apparently grabbed the wrong size burger, but I
had like a whole plate of food and all this stuff,
and you Grandpa was like, that wasn't for you, and
he's like, there's more out there. And I walked out there.
I was like, I don't need another burger, but I
need to put my plate down. And then I think

(53:28):
as somebody came out and they were like, you have
another burger and they were like you should, and I
was like, yeah, you know what I should. So I
ate a second burger and then another plate of food.
I was like, why the did I do that? It
was so good though. But anyway, the whole, the whole
reason I'm even talking about throwing up is it's it's
funny because as a kid, it's scarring. It's scarring to

(53:51):
throw up, but it's also scarring but also funny to
see somebody throw up, because like you know, when you're
a little kid and you see somebody throw up, you're like, oh,
I'm sick. You still kind of get like that. But
I remember one time there was this kid. I was
at a taekwon No tournament. I was probably maybe twelve ish,

(54:12):
and I was walking down the hallway. It was on
a high school on a Saturday, and it was like
the gymnasium in their rec center and there's a hallway
and I just see this kid walking down the hallway
and goes and throws up all over the tile floor,
like the you know that that polished tile that the
schools have. Yeah, and he's like he just throws up

(54:33):
and he goes. He did it like three times and
then he goes, Oh my god, and it was just
the whole hallway. It was just covered in puke. And
I thought, I remember the whole day like made me
queasy thinking about it, and I didn't want to like
walk past that spot, even though they had cleaned it up.
But then the other time I remember that was very

(54:55):
traumatizing but hilarious. My friend Jeff, when I was in
fourth grade, he came to school and he was a
heavy set kid, and he straight up just puked where
we put all the backpacks like gathering for school. Yeah,
just like right on the backpacks.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
It's like everyone's backpack is covered and puke. What they
do you just sent them home with like all the
kids home with like puke on my back.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Well, I mean, you know how how it goes. It
was probably one or two backpacks. It took like the
blunt bread blunt brunt, yeah, brunt, the blunt, brunt force,
blunt force, the brunt. They got the brunt.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I remember when I was in school, we had a
pizza party. I think it was in first or second grade,
and then we had recess, like immediately after this pizza party,
and we used to have a tire swing and I
went round and round and around and I.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Threw up Italian fiddle do that too.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Like, we came back in and I also had you
know those little what do they call it, like dirt
in a cup or whatever.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yeah, we're talking.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
About where it's like the gummy worms, like chocolate pudding
and stuff cookie crumbs. I remember having some of that too,
And yeah, we came back inside after recess, and then
we had to do like a social studies test or
spelling test or whatever. So we're all sitting at our desk.
It's like very quiet, and I just remember sitting there

(56:19):
and I got like that really sick feeling, and I
was trying so hard to just like finish my test
and be done with my test. Yeah, because I didn't
feel right and I knew something was wrong, and it
got to the point where like I could barely even
write anymore. I'm just like and then I was just
sitting there and I was like the projectile vomit like
all over me and like both the kids sitting next

(56:42):
to me. And then I had to walk down to
the nurse covered in puke. And then I had to
sit there and wait for like an hour after school
ended for my mom to come pick me up in
borrowed clothes and.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Underwear from these but at least they had other clones o's.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah, but I mean, have you ever tried, like, have
you ever had to use the borrowed undies from the
nurse's office. It's terrible. That happened to me twice, once
when I threw up and once when I peedo. No,
I peed my pants in kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Oh you know what I was thinking of while you
were talking about thrown up on everything? You know, we
brought up crazy straws about five minutes ago. Yeah, what
if you had a crazy straw catheter?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
What if your your Throb was just shaped so abnormally
that they could only use crazy straw. They're just like,
all right, you're gonna feel some pressure. They're just some winded.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
It looks like it looks like a bow tie.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
It's like on Kirby when the arch and then he
becomes like the little.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Flying if you had a crazy straw catheter probably make
having a catheter seem a little bit more fun.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Catheters are.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I have won ed right now.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
I wear one all the time.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
It's just safety at this point. Yeah, safety first.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I just I really am scared about getting a bladder infection,
so I've just inserted a permanent catheter.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Dude, What the fuck is up with plane tickets, babe?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
It's because everyone wants to travel right now, because nobody
cares about COVID anymore.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Apparently, let's get enough of this monkey pox thing going
that it slows down. Yeah, there we go. Perfect, Let's
create a fear of travel so we can get the
Pennsylvania on because it's crazy, like it's what eight hundred
dollars to ticket.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
It's like six hundred insomnia.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Oh that's okay.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I think it's because also gas prices apparently are going
to go up to nine dollars or something. But I mean,
so maybe the airlines are like, well, of shit, it's weird.
Can jack him up? Now? Get people used to this ship.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Between monkey pocks and gas prizes. We're spreading all kinds
of misinformation.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Well, I mean, do you think nobody's censoring us?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
I think gas will actually go up to what do
you think the highest it will go up?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
I mean they said it wasn't gonna go past five dollars,
and it's now five nineteen, So I think at this
point anything is possible.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Did I ever tell you that when I was in
driver's ad I almost hit a yellow Labrador retriever? No, yes,
so we are. Because it was kind of in the
County County road and this yellow Labrador retriever runs up
next to the car and I thought, I I fine,
I got him, And the driving instructor was like, you

(59:43):
did a good job. You didn't veer to try not
to hit him, did you?

Speaker 6 (59:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
I mean I didn't veer.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Did you hit him?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
No, no, so you're just gonna you're a dog murderer.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
No he didn't die, he no, he just ran. He
ran away. But I thought everybody was like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
You're murderer, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Hell yeah, make a sweet coat out of that dog.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
I'm as I would be a swerver for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
You can't swerve your car, well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I mean I can dead stop. I did the other
day for oquail. Why because it's a fucking quail and
I'm not going to kill it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
You're up the ladder in the food chain, Babe, You're
a higher wrung than the question.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
I don't care. Quails are cute, kill it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Quail is cute. Yeah, that disease ridden animal a little
better if you should have flat though.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Well, that was like it was like three of them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
They could have been in a gang. Babe. How do
you know they weren't causing trouble? You could have.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Nails are sweet and I'm pretty sure they're like some
of the birds that have meats for life. So no,
I don't want to kill them. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Somebody wanted to know about a time I really either
one of us really fucked up at work. I have
a funny story. I haven't told this story, but it's
it's a subtle fuck up. But when I was at
the shoe store in Indiana, I started selling shoes on
eBay and you have to put in banking stuff right,

(01:01:14):
like so you can transfer money from them. So I
had a really good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Mind, like whatever your company's routing and account number.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Is, and in cas there's not money in there to
cover a cost. They just charge the thing, right, So
I do a transfer. It's been like a good month.
I had sold five thousand dollars for the shoes on eBay,
which on eBay for the they were closeouts, like for nothing.
So I'm like, oh, you know what, I'll transfer this.
So I go to transfer it and I do the

(01:01:42):
click click click click on eBay, transfer to bank, all
this stuff. I go to bed, and then the next
morning I get called to the HR office. They're like, hey,
so we noticed that five thousand dollars was taken out
of our account last night. So I had transferred money

(01:02:04):
from the bank to eBay instead of from eBay, and
I just put five grand in And they were like
they just saw five grand getting take taken out to
pay eBay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Oh okay. But then I mean they had money in
their account, so then they were probably like, oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
You know what. They were surprisingly concerned, So I'm wondering
how much money they actually had in that account. You
know what I'm saying, because they were freaking out, But
it wasn't like I was standing. I mean shit, it
cleared up instantly. But yeah, they wouldn't let me transfer
money anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
You were banned had taken off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
They were like, if you just set it up and
then you have Brian come upstairs and click the button
for you and they'll make sure it's okay. I'm like,
all right, cool life skills, Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Do you want to mean to talk about time I
fucked up at work? No? Okay, Then.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
When did you fuck up at work? Babe?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
You said you don't want me to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
So okay, why do we Why do we still do
time zones? Is that for farmers still? Yes, I'm just
getting increasingly annoyed by the fact that I have to
be like, oh, that's Mountain time or your Pacific time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I don't know why you really have to ever worry
about it, because you would if you're talking to somebody
just be like, I don't know I'm in Arizona, right,
but I book calls well for things. Tell them to
fucking go to Google and be like, what time is
it in Arizona?

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Let's get into the Kardashian shit. You like that new show?

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I mean I like it because it's the Kardashians and
they're entertaining. I find them entertaining. I used to watch
kind of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I wasn't like
super religious, like, oh my god, I have to see it.
So I think I've kind of been a fan of
theirs for a while. I think they're an entertaining family,
and I think that. I don't mean, I don't know. Yeah,

(01:04:04):
there's always something going on with one of them, so
it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
But I think Cortney got married Travis this week.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Yeah, I saw her her dress.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
He looks like a fucking skeleton.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Can I just say it. I guess that they're like
doing the whole like pop punk thing, but it kind
of like their wedding looked a little tacky.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Well I don't. I mean, just because the Kardashians have
money doesn't mean the ship they do isn't tacking.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
It's like reminded me of like, like, are they like
the Sopranos.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Yeah, basically Farsie that's what they're speaking Farsie, ye know.
But Travis Barker looked like a fucking skeleton in a suit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Yeah, he is a skeleton.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
She's like he's the hottest.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
It's like I used to think he was real hot. Yeah,
but do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
You think Courtney Kardashian that's the hottest guy Courtney Kardashian
could pull. Is Travis Barker. I feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
There's well I think that when they when when girls
say that, like Travis Barker is so hot, it's not
like his face or even like his body, it's like
his whole thing. It's more like his libe, his mentality.

(01:05:25):
The fact that he has like tattoos all over his body,
like that's that's pretty hot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Yeah. The fact that he looks like he's actively surviving
a methamphetamine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
But he's not a math addict.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I bet he was at one point.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I don't think so he was.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
He was pretty fucked up on some drugs. I think
he was more of the downers though than.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
He just looks like somebody who's like naturally very skinny.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
He looks like a guy that if you go up
to him and you were like, hey, man, do you
know where I could score some pills? He'd be like,
I'm your guy. Man machine Gun Kelly machine Gun Kelly
needs to reel it in. How old is that guy?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Maybe like thirty? I don't know, Kelly, not old age.
He just it's weird how your perception of old changes, because.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Like he was born in nineteen ninety Colson.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Baker, who he's like thirty one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Somebody else machine gun Kelly. Wait, so there's so wait,
there's he took his name from a real guy, machine
Gun Kelly George Kelly Barnes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah, he's like a gangster.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Better known as machine gun Kelly. He was an American
gangster from Memphis, Tennessee, active during Prohibition.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Let's see what kind of bodies this dude's got career.
Let's check out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
You didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Well, I knew it, but I wasn't sure. I wasn't
sure if the machine gun Kelly thing was his real name.
Like that's kind of lamb, right, they'd be like if
in seventy years somebody's like I'm Kanye West, right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, I mean yeah, like it's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Just get your own.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Thing, dude, but make up your own nickname.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, but you're right. Their whole thing did kind of
look tacky.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Yeah, it looked like it was like, who's a soprano's wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Who's the trashiest hmmm, I think with.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Kylie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Who's she with? Who's her?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Travis Scott, she's trashy. I like Travis Scott.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
But she's trashy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
If you're talking in terms of, like my personal opinion,
she strikes me as the most trashy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Yes, why, No, I'm asking you why though.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Her look she looks like Jessica Rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
I don't think Jessica Rabbit's trashy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
The cartoon character.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Jessica Rabbit's hot, but.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I feel like the fact that she looks like a
cartoon character is trashy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
That's what's in though. Right now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
That's my opinion. You ask me a question, I'm giving
you my own.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
I'm having a discussion with you, sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
It's it's Stormy. She's the trashiest one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I don't know who's stormy?

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Is her daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Oh? You know who the trashiest Kardashian is Beyonce, Chrissy Tagan. Chrissy,
I don't actually mean friends with them, so Chrissy Tagan.
What's she been up to lately? Yelling at people on
the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Yeah, I haven't heard anything. I think that people just
don't really care about her anymore. Or maybe maybe she's like,
you know what, I'm going to take a break because
nobody likes me anymore, you know what I mean. That's
probably what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Do you have to wear Do you have to wear
a mask in the airplane?

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Do you go to an airplane?

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
No? That's probably why plane tickets are really expensive. So
all those people that were like, I'm not gonna fly
or whatever, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
So I won't be getting yelled at when we know
take trips.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
No, you might be getting yelled at for other things.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Will But how does how does gen Z like these
cool young gen Zers they go on all these fucking
vacations and shit, and they're always spending money. Where do
they get their money? Where is the gen Z income
coming from? Parents?

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Yeah? Gotta be right, Yeah, I mean it's the same
thing with like when we were like twenty and we
had we like saw people that were like going on
trips all the time, and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Because, yeah, their parents have money. I doubt that they
have a fucking high paying job at nineteen years old
that allows them to just you know, freely travel the
world whenever they want to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I really, I think we're in trouble kate between monkey
pocks and gen zers and TikTok. I think we're fucked.
I think it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Can you do me a favor and look up how
old Brooklyn Beckham is Google?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Why am I looking this up?

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
I just I need to know if he falls into
the gen z category or the millennial category before I talk.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
He's twenty three years old. He's a I can tell
you this. Brooklyn Beckham is a piece of shit and
I know nothing about him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Why is he a piece of sh She just.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Won his name, Brooklyn Beckham. That's a fucking piece of
shit name. And I'm assuming he's of what's his name,
George Beckham, David David Beckham? Yeah, David Beckham, like one of.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
The most attractive men in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Cool. But I'm assuming he's related to him somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Yes, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
So what why? What are you going to say about
Brooklyn Beckham?

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
So he recently got married to his girlfriend, NICOLEA. Pelts.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Let's see her.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Don't look at pictures of her now versus when she
was a child, because he'll be scared.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I'm looking at only pictures of her.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Now, okay, anyways, what are you gonna say? It recently
got married and he took her last like they hyphenated
their last name. So now it's Brooklyn Beckham Pelts.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
So he took her last name kind.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Of yeah, kind of sort of, and then she's Nicola
Beckham Pelts. Okay, So do you think it's weird to
have a guy hyphenate his last name?

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
I don't. You know, that's of things I don't think about.
That's pretty high up on the I don't think about it.
Last if you were like, I want you to hyphenate
your name, I'd be like, I don't give a shit. Sure,
I wouldn't care. Okay, if you were like I want
you to take my last and be okay, fine whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
So you just don't care, Okay, It's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Just not important. I did. But I mean I think
that's why a lot of guys that do that. It's
all the macho dudes who are like, no, my name,
I don't care. I mean, I like my family lineage
and all that stuff. But I mean, if it's just
like a name thing, don't I don't care. It's not
like I'm anybody as Grant In mean, right now, maybe

(01:12:08):
I'll have a better career as Grant Border.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Grand Border.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
I'll take your first and last name. No, Caitlyn Border.
So you were just so you had nothing really to
say about Brooklyn Packham.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
No, I just think it's I just think it's like,
is that a new trend that gen Z is doing?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I don't know gen Z's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Dephenating both both people because I mean, I know it's
normal for like women to do it. That's been a
thing for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
See even then, I know so many people who don't
do that that I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Just saying, Oh yeah, they just don't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Change the thing. Who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Or they change it to the guys. I just that's
the first person I've like seen or heard of. I
guess that's done the hyphenation as a dude.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
So is Will Smith just he's gonna be gone?

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Is he done? You think it's it's over for Will?

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Like everyone was talking about him and now nobody's talking.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Yeah, but do you think he's gonna he'll have an
apology to her? No, he'll be like I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Back, No, like I stand by my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
I've rebuilt dude, why don't they break up clearly not
a happy couple.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
It's kind of how I feel about Bill and Hillary.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
It's like there's business partner partnership, it's Wendy and whatever. Yeah,
what's Marty, Marty and Wendy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Yeah, I mean I could argue for Bill and Hillary
more like everyone knows that you don't love each other anymore,
just like a power relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Yeah, but that's Will and Will and Jada and you
think they I mean also to this could be like
she manipulator. I remember she'd be like she was talking
about hooking up with the younger guys in front of
Will on their podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Yeah, didn't she bring the one guy on the show
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
She's like, I've been sleeping with him, like on.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Her red table talking.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
And she bring him on and he's like it was
one where he's crying Will Smith, So do you think.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
That he cheated on her? Do you think that she's
the only one who cheated on him?

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
I mean, here, I'm gonna say something this premium podcast,
and I don't I think I'm allowed to say this.
I think the rumor is on Will Smith that he's
he's not really into the ladies so much.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Oh so he's kind of just like married to her
because cover up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
And and here's the thing, man, Also, how far is
Will Smith down the scientology rabbit hole?

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Now I didn't know he was a scientolog.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
He was a famous scientologist, big time. And I think
Jada is too. I mean, I think Jada has to
be by the nature of is Will Smith a scientologist?
Because you don't leave the church either once you become.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
A scientologists a BLACKMAILIU?

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Right, sciental just I could talk about science is that's the.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
One where you go in through those little sessions that
they record everything, the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Auditor the auditing Yeah, so yeah, Will Smith.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Do they you needn't answer my question.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
That's where they do all that. Yeah, and they keep
record it used to be they write everything down and
keep it in a file on you and then collect
it all. Yeah. I mean it seems to be Will
Smith is still a scientologist.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
And I think it's so just so okay to people
that have are in scientology and then they have kids.
Are their kids scientologists too?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I mean that's the plan.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Did they have science kids in that trick?

Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Yeah, it's big business.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
So remember Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidmen were married for
a while yeah, and they were.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Divorced them well, no, she wanted they I don't think
they had any kids, the two of them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
I think Katie Holmes and him had kids, but.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
I think they adopted some kids together, didn't they.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Let me check this out before I say anything. Did
Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise have a child? Here we go,
Nicole only son, Connor Cruise. Okay, So Tom Cruise wanted
to raise their kids scientologists and really lean into scientology,

(01:16:18):
and Nicole Kidman was like, hey, man, not really on
board for this. So that's why they split up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
So was she part of the church then when.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
They were married, Nicole Kidman, I don't think she was
ever in the church.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Or maybe she wasn't. She was like, yeah, fuck this
this is weird.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
No, let's see in the early nineteen nineties Australian she
was eager to study hard to become a scientologist. And
she had an eleven it says, an eleven year marriage
to Tom Cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Yeah, they were married for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
And they made that movie Eyes White Shut. That was
one of the last things they did. I think, God,
damn it, this fucking news site. I just pulled this up.
It sucks anyway. Yeah, apparently she was trying to play
along for a while and then just was like, nah,
you can't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Yeah, and then maybe the further you up you go,
the more weird shit you find out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
They call up the bridge. When you go up the bridge,
okay you ascend, Okay, Yeah, i'm ot. I'm ot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
So there was like a lot of different levels or whatever,
and that's what I was referring to. So thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
I've paid. It's fine, that's what we do as scientologists.
As a fireman scientologist, I am actually trained to save
more lives. OT seven. I've paid the Scientology Church over
seven hundred thousand dollars. You don't even have that much money,
well not anymore.

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