Burr Martin: Nearly News

Burr Martin: Nearly News

Burr Martin: Nearly News podcast is hosted by me, Burr Martin, the Internet's "#SelfieDad", who was made famous worldwide overnight by recreating my daughters selfies on Instagram. Joined by my wife/co-host of over 30 years, We bring you the strange, odd and downright funny true news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in. We've been compared to SNL's News Update and a great morning radio show. (weekly)

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August 5, 2022 47 min

We're back with season 3 of the popular and world-renowned Nearly News where an older married couple discuss the strangest news stories of the week.
This weeks stories talk about a real life Squid Games, Don't shoot people over cold fries,  Inmate used hemorrhoid cream to open hole in jail,   Chrisley Knows Jail Time, Equifax will be ok, a poo in the sea, Icelands horse emailers, breastfeeding in the pool and more!
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We're back (again) with more true, crazy stories from around the world. Woman loses phone in Honeybucket, Youtuber fakes crash, I find out what a Fictosexual is, twins raised in separate countries so which one is smarter? Woman has regular tuesday at Walmart breakdown, yet another mysterious Russian death, you're never too old to rob a bank, getting stabbed at the urinal and more! Plus heroes get the last laugh on HOA's...

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Kylie Jenner names her kid...JUST KIDDING, shot glass spends 4 years with a woman, Ukrainian Playboy stranded with several models: thoughts and prayers, a model who only gets turned on by looking at herself, dog isn't gay but owners are morons, Uber Eater steals pup, criminal stealing gas runs out of....well.....Yeezy thief takes off on foot, take your kid to Meth Day, Drug Lord becomes Batman villain, 

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This week: Keeping gold in a cardboard box, New Zealand loves libraries, stealing gas in an SUV, Blake Reign - Sexy homeless male model, "My Meth may not be Meth, officer", The Aristocrats in car form, hugging for cash, Doing drugs in the cops parking lot and stealing Redbull.

Plus, 5 gross facts you may not know.

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This weeks commercial break free podcast not only touches on me quitting my job of 8 years, but also talks about: Parachuting Spiders, A Missing Box of Heads, Woman Fakes Her Kidnapping, Mom Brings Gun to Teenage Fight Club, Naked Neighbors, Teacher Bites Students Over a Jar of Pickles and more! Plus, some outrageous ways people have quit their job.

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Bringing you (and my wife who stays away from the news) the craziest headlines of the week. This week we bring you a commercial free and Covid free episode with a man who cheats on his sex doll with an ashtray, burying family at the beach, kids charged with shooting....silly string, babies plan daring escape from Daycare, sleeping with her sister to save money, Waffle House attack #237, teacher tapes students shoes to his ankles an...

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February 17, 2022 40 min

Drowning sex dolls, money under you staircase, coin toss frozen twin, singles preferring stability over looks, driving away on a getaway suitcase, my skeleton is my co-pilot and more strange news from all over the World.

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This weeks stories take a grim turn with Teen Moms new "job", Dying in Italy, Man Jumps Into Moms Grave, Dont Name Children After Shampoo, Fake DEA Trainer, Missing Shoes, Pile of Birds and more!

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** CONTEST EDITION ** I am looking for some help in branding this podcast and I need your help. I would like to see how other people would describe our show, so what I need is this.

1) Listen to our show. I'm not asking you to subscribe, to share or rate, just simply listen to a good portion of the episode.

2) Email me at burrmartinmedia@gmail.com and tell me how you would describe our podcast to someone. I'm looking for ...

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A slight warning for this episode as one of the articles we talk about involves some rather "randy" talk. While nothing explicit, listener discretion is advised.
This weeks true stories: Cracker Barrel rolls out 9 Mil for a glass of water, Hong Kong declares war on Hamsters,  Prince Andrews weird bear bed, Big Game hunter goes after wife, Hulksters Hoax, Bug moves into mans head, Cops catch Pokemon instead of crooks, a noisy...

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Between drinking urine, jail for the un-vaxxed, Kim Jong Un II inventing the burrito, Jeremy Clarksons smashed testicles, a rich badger, 106 year olds Big Mac attack, Alexa trying to kill us, banished words and nose beads, its been a wild week and we're going to break it all down for you.
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Starting out the year with a bang, we've got stories about golf hating crabs, crime spree cats, testicle eating cannibals, North Korea strange mourning process, woman strips for a mask, Meth cereal, erected erections, Taliban beheading mannequins and more. Plus, we touch on Nostradamus's 2022 picks for the new year.

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Join us for a few last laughs of the year in this commercial free Christmas roundup for the funniest, strangest and most bizarre true crime stories from Christmas times including bath salt decorators, drunken Santa's, true facts and ironic gifts.

We'd also like to take this time to remind all our listeners that we completely thank and love each one of you for letting us into your ear holes each week. Your love and support ke...

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December 16, 2021 51 min

From cheating in the Camel Beauty Pageants, farting in jars for cash, Joe Bidens Weather Machine, naked, drunk and getting fast food, Scorpions shut down city, eggs in your Xmas tree and more weird stories. Plus, strange Xmas traditions.

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What a weird week. A breastfeeding cat-lady, Bomb in the bum, Faking an arm for Covid, Hercules Tesicless, Nein Balls, a Guinea Pig hairdresser, How to Google a murder and more. Plus Weird Xmas facts.


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December 2, 2021 43 min

Everybody still seems hungry as we bring stories of the Russian cannibal, a zombie nurse and a spider that bite through your fingernail, plus desperate wedding, doing the McNasty, Der Vaccination & thank goodness PETA has rescued Gorilla models. That and more so laugh along with us.


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Take a break, hide from your In-Laws and have a quick laugh at this weeks stories: A Woman's "foot prisons", Soldier Gets Too Close to Others Privates, Throwing Timbits, Dead Man Wakes Up, Woman Can't Stand Herself, Soon To Be Ex-Wife Gives Husband Rules, Machete vs. Gun, Covid Party Does What It Should and more! Plus, "Things You Can Say In The Bedroom and Thanksgiving" and Five Freaky Facts.

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November 18, 2021 35 min

News stories this week: Stranger puts blankets over students, An alarm for cursing, going to far at the TSA, Splash zones are now at rock concerts, Rent A Hitman is not a real website, Winter vagina and more! Plus, scary, true facts about our World.

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November 11, 2021 65 min

This weeks episode brings you Tom Hanks sells Rita WILSON, Vegan condoms are a thing, Paul Rudd man crush, Dakota Johnson is the worst Secret Santa, Woman wants to sleep with 1,000 men, naked at the theater, JFK is a no show, 30 minute massage for the Vaccinated and more.

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November 4, 2021 44 min

We're back with a wild and weird episode. From hiding your valuables in your sex doll, fight at a dog show, when Ketchup is too sexy, breastfeeding kids at age....well, you'll just have to listen. Plus a whole lot more and even a trip to our favorite twitter page Scan BC.

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