July 8, 2026 • 59 mins
Neal the Seal Is Breaking the Internet! 🦭 The World’s Favorite Rebel
A mischievous elephant seal from Tasmania has captured hearts around the world—and his name is Neal the Seal.
Every year, Neal returns to the beaches of southern Tasmania during breeding season, but instead of quietly finding a mate, he crashes into traffic barriers, flips fences, bumps parked cars, and causes absolute chaos. The incredible part? The locals adore him.
Now tourists are getting far too close, putting both Neal and themselves in danger. Some officials even floated the idea of euthanizing him—but people around the world are saying absolutely not. A petition is gaining momentum to find safe, humane ways to protect Neal while letting him be the wild animal everyone has fallen in love with.
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📞 Is Senator Mitch McConnell really taking phone calls? Reports claim he’s speaking with colleagues, but there has been little public visibility. Should Americans expect more transparency about the condition of one of the nation’s most influential political leaders?
🌡️ As a dangerous heat wave scorches much of the United States, the Department of Energy is reportedly removing thousands of webpages related to climate change and energy conservation. What was deleted—and why now?
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A mischievous elephant seal from Tasmania has captured hearts around the world—and his name is Neal the Seal.
Every year, Neal returns to the beaches of southern Tasmania during breeding season, but instead of quietly finding a mate, he crashes into traffic barriers, flips fences, bumps parked cars, and causes absolute chaos. The incredible part? The locals adore him.
Now tourists are getting far too close, putting both Neal and themselves in danger. Some officials even floated the idea of euthanizing him—but people around the world are saying absolutely not. A petition is gaining momentum to find safe, humane ways to protect Neal while letting him be the wild animal everyone has fallen in love with.
Also on today’s show:
🦭 Why Neal the Seal has become an international sensation—and why his future is suddenly uncertain.
📞 Is Senator Mitch McConnell really taking phone calls? Reports claim he’s speaking with colleagues, but there has been little public visibility. Should Americans expect more transparency about the condition of one of the nation’s most influential political leaders?
🌡️ As a dangerous heat wave scorches much of the United States, the Department of Energy is reportedly removing thousands of webpages related to climate change and energy conservation. What was deleted—and why now?
Join Karel live as we separate fact from fiction, celebrate one of the internet’s most lovable wildlife stars, and tackle the stories shaping our world.
❤️ Please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE if you enjoy independent progressive journalism and conversation.
Support the show and become part of our community:
Patreon: patreon.com/reallykarel
🎙️ The Karel Show streams LIVE Monday–Thursday at 10:30 AM Pacific and is available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeartRadio, Spreaker, YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time is here, No time to fear.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
So on with the show. Let's give it a go.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Carrell is the one that you need to know.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now it show side.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
There's a new rebel in town, and he will be
reckoned with who is he? And why do I love him?
I'll tell you. Also, the war's back on.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Who know.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
We'll talk about what that means to you and so
much more right here on the Correl Show. No, it
is the Corral Show. I am Carrel, silvery glad you
are joining me on this whirlwind cavalcade of a thing
we call the Correl Show right here Monday through Thursday,
(01:00):
from what ten to eleven, that's right, ten to eleven.
We are here doing our thing. There's a lot to
talk about today, some of it really serious and some
of it really fun. And I don't you know, I
would just rather deal with the really fun instead of
the really serious. But you know, what, do I know?
Because you got to have a little fun. Right yesterday
(01:20):
we spoke about this and how the only thing we
can do in these dark times is to focus on ourselves,
to love and to really have some fun. And so
I'm gonna try to do that more on the show.
And so I found a couple of topics that are
really fun. So we'll talk about this first today in history,
(01:44):
Paris turns two thousand seventy five years old. That's right,
two thousand seventy five years ago. The city of Paris
was founded by the Parises p A. R. SII. They
were a Gaelic tribe and they founded the city of Paris.
And interesting note, the city of Paris was really formed
on the island in the middle of the of the
(02:05):
I believe that's the same right the river saying yes,
it was founded on that island where Noorre Dame is,
and the reason is that was defensible, okay, and then
the city spread out, you know, after that. But it
was originally founded on the little island where Nortre Dame
is and in the in the year minus two fifty
(02:27):
something like that. And that's what I love about Europe
and what I hate about the United States. We get
all upstarty if something in this country is two hundred
years old, we have go oh, well, Harvard predates the Constitution, Yeah,
only to the seventeen hundreds. Paris goes back to minus
two fifty and there are still buildings in Paris that
(02:47):
were made in the year ten, you know, or the
year fifty or the year one hundred. There's so much
history in that city. I would live there. If any
of you want to buy me a condo in the
Marae district, please, I'm like Nigel Farage, I can accept
such gifts. He can't, and so he's had to resign,
but I can. And so Happy Birthday, Paris. Today is
(03:08):
their birthday. Two thousand and seventy five years ago Paris
came to be uh and we're so lucky and glad
that it did. The City of Light, the first city
that used candles all around the city to light the streets,
and then the first city to use electric street lights.
Oh so, quite a place of culture and literature and
(03:31):
just so much goodness. So yeah, congratulations and happy birthday,
Happy Birthday Parish. So what have we got going on
in the chatroom at YouTube dot com Forward slash really correl.
That's YouTube dot com forward slash really correl. I want
to address a few things.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
First.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
There is no doubt that Donald Trump should be impeached
and should be removed just based on his performance at
NATO alone. Okay, but let me just tell you why
the frustration with the Democrats is unwarranted at this point.
How many of you have been in a situation where
(04:17):
you could yell, you could scream, you could stop your foot,
you could do whatever you want, but you just don't
have the leverage you need to get what you want.
How many of you have been in that situation throughout
your lives? I have been. I'm in it right now,
you have been. The Democrats need Republicans to remember that
(04:42):
they are Americans. That is the problem with America right now.
It's not that the Democrats are impotent. They're not. They're
trying to do things, but they don't have the votes.
And in our democracy, the way that our republic is
set up, they have to have the votes in the
House and the Senate. And our founders relied on the
(05:05):
fact that people Democrat or Republican would remember they're Americans first,
and that their duty is to the Constitution and not
to a party. What's happening right now is directly the
Republican's fault. If just a few Republicans would join with
(05:28):
the Democrats to basically impeach and remove Donald Trump, then
we would have a better form of government. I mean,
they could put JD. Dance in. I'm just saying Republicans
are not acting like Americans, and that the problem. They're
(05:48):
acting on a.
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Let's give it a go.
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Speaker 4 (06:19):
Welcome back to the Correl Show. Uncensored, unfiltered, unhinged. Indeed,
so Republicans are not acting like Americans. They're acting like
party loyalists. That form of government is not the form
of government we have, but it's what they're acting like
we have. They should be loyal to Americans and putting
Americans first. They talk a good game about putting Americans first,
(06:44):
but the president is launching back into another unending war.
They're they're cutting social program saying we can't afford it.
They're cutting foreign aid saying we can't afford it, and
then every day spending multiples of millions of dollars fighting
a war in Iran that we didn't need that he
started that, he should end. We're gonna pay again. Gas
(07:06):
prices going back up. They're starting federal gas stations. Have
you seen this. It's called freedom gas. I am making
this up. How nazi are we becoming? Where the federal
government is starting gas stations, which, by the way, I'm
all for as a socialist, and he rallies against socialism,
and then he starts gas stations called freedom gas. That's socialism.
(07:28):
He rallies against communism, but starting gas stations called freedom
gas run by the government, that's communism. Anyway. You can't
make sense with these people. I'm all for that. If
the gas were free, if we truly pump enough gas
or pump enough oil to meet our needs, which he
(07:49):
keeps saying we do, then gas should be free, and
we should make our money by selling it to other nations,
but it should be free to us or a minimal
charge like a dollar a gallon, and that should be it.
Gas should be a dollar a gallon. If we truly
pump enough oil out of the ground to sustain our
(08:11):
own needs, then gas should be a dollar a gallon
At Freedom Gas. Unfortunately, we know it's all a grift.
It's it's you know, it's just a grift. So the
GOP which have becomes you know, guardians of pedophiles or whatever, well,
they're not pedophiles. Let's stop using that word. Let's not
be the right. Donald Trump is not a pedophile. Okay,
(08:36):
the people that used Epstein's services are not pedophiles. Stop
showing ignorance by calling them that. The right is ignorant.
They call gaze pedophiles. They call anyone that sleeps with
underage people pedophiles. They're not. A pedophile is someone that
gets sexual gratification by sleeping with someone pre okay, pre pubescent,
(09:05):
before puberty. That would mean twelve years old, ten years old,
eight years old. That's not Donald Trump. Donald Trump waits
until they're teenagers. At least he talks. He has mentioned
teenagers being sexy. So I'm assuming that Donald Trump sixteen
(09:28):
seventeen eighteen, fifteen, sixteen seventeen eighteen, but having gone through puberty.
Ebstein did not service pedophiles. Epstein did not have girls
that were eight years old nine years old, at least
not to my knowledge. I haven't read all the files.
Maybe he did. But as far as I can tell,
(09:51):
the girls had finished puberty. They were fifteen, sixteen, seventeen eighteen,
those that's not a pedophile. Okay, So don't be maga ignorant,
don't fall into don't become them. Okay, let's start taking
the higher road in terms of That doesn't mean not
(10:13):
to fight, that doesn't mean not to call them out
or laugh at them or whatever. But let's not be
ignorant like them. So the GOP is not the guardians
of pedophiles because the Epstein files are not filled with pedophiles.
They're filled with people statutory rapist. That's if Donald Trump
(10:34):
is guilty of what we all believe he is guilty
of in the Epstein files, he is not a pedophile.
He's a statutory rapist. Okay, So let's be clear on that,
and let's not be them because they're ignorant, and let's
not be ignorant. The same with all the other men
named in the Epstein files that were clients of Jeffrey Epstein.
(10:56):
They're statutory rapist. They're not pedophiles. Okay, Gays aren't pedophiles,
trans people aren't pedophiles. Well, I'm sure there are some
a small percentage of every group that has you know,
Oh god see, I am uncensored, unfiltered, and unhinged. And
there's something that nobody wants to hear here, okay, and
I'm gonna say it. And as a gay man, I
(11:17):
don't get to say it because everyone has to see
what you can, don't. Pedophilia is a sexuality, just like heterosexuality, homosexuality,
just like bestiality, just like any of them. Now, it's
a sexuality that we do not approve of societally, and
(11:38):
I do not approve of it, you know, but again
to deny that is an actual sexuality. It is not
a mental illness.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
I know.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
We want to label pedophiles as mentally ill. They are not.
That is their urge, that is how they are wired.
I disapprove of it. I don't condone it, and I
feel very sorry for them because their bodies and minds
make them attracted to these people. And it's a boring
(12:11):
it's just unfathomable that being said. On the spectrum of sexualities.
It's a sexuality, just like heterosexuality. Homosexuality transgendered is not
a sexuality. People say, oh, that's a sexuality. No, it's not.
That's a medical condition. It's body dysmorphia. It's not a sexuality.
(12:34):
Transsexualism is a sexuality. What's her name's husband that dressed
up with the big balloon titties and got sexual gratification
from that, he's a transsexual. That is a sexuality. And
pedophilia is a sexuality. It's a horrible one. It's one
(12:54):
I don't condone one. I feel very sorry for the
people who are pedophiles. I feel I'm disgusted by them,
but also feel sorry for them because their brain. They
don't want their brain to act that way, but it does.
You know, are they mentally ill? No more than people
that like to dress up in stuffed animal costumes and
(13:15):
have sex. It's all a sexuality. We don't approve of it.
I don't think we should approve of it. I have
never approved of it. But to deny that it is
a part of human nature, that's just stupid, because it is.
It's just like schizophrenia or being a psychotic, being a killer.
(13:37):
You know, their brain tells them it's okay to go
do these things. They're damaged, but it's part of life.
So they're not pedophiles. Donald Trump is not a pedophile.
He is a statutory rapist if what they say about
him is true. What's his name? The lawyer Dershowitz. Statutory
(13:59):
rapist if what they say say about him is true.
The former mayor of New York, Rudy Giuliani, statutory rapist
if what they say about him is true. Not a pedophile? Okay?
Speaker 8 (14:13):
What?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
A fetish? It could be the plushy thing, that could
be a fetish. But a fetish is really just a
form of sexuality. It's an expression of your sexuality. So
there's a thin line between fetish and actual sexuality. You know,
people that love feet. There are people who get off
on feet. They love feet, they get all excited about
(14:35):
naked feet. I mean, there's a bunch of weird people
in this world when it comes to sex. Just very strange.
Oh my god. In my lifetime, the people that I've encountered,
I mean, there are people that like you to use
the bathroom in their presence or in their mouth. I mean,
you know, just weird people out there, but it floats
(14:55):
their boat, it makes them happy. I don't approve of
all of them. I'm disgusted by some of them, but
it's part of the human experience. I wish nature did
not create pedophiles. I don't know why nature created pedophiles.
There's no function in nature, you know what I mean,
(15:16):
There's no need for it, and yet nature created it.
It's a mistake, I believe. But there are people that
believe homosexuality is a mistake. There are people that believe
bisexuality is a mistake. There are, you know, so I
would say I don't judge them, but I do. If
(15:36):
you're a pedophile, there are drugs you can take to
take away your sexual urges, and you should. I'm sorry
for you, but having sex with a ten year old
is not okay. You know. But they can't in their brain,
they can't help those urges. But there's medicine that can
curb it. So you know, should they be on it? Yeah,
(15:58):
they should be, you know, just like S and M.
That's a fetish and I cannot imagine equating pain with pleasure.
You know. I've never wanted anyone to tie me up,
beat me, handcuffed me, and that's just never. No. The
answer is no. But some people they like it, so,
(16:19):
you know, so anyway, let's not be ignorant. They're not pedophiles.
They are in fact statutory rapist. But the GOP refuses
to act like Americans, and that's why we're failing. The
three branches of government that are set up, the two
that are set up to power check the president, the
(16:42):
Supreme Court, and Congress. The people in those jobs, the
people at the Supreme Court and the people in Congress,
have forgotten that they are Americans first, Republican second, and
they are now party loyalists. That's why they should be removed.
(17:02):
Speaking of removed, I do not believe anyone that says
they have talked to Mitch McConnell. I do not believe it.
I think Scott Jennings is lying. I think the Republican
Party has sent out strategic liars all because they don't
want to have him replaced before the midterms. If Mitch
(17:25):
McConnell were alive, he could call into any news program
to say, Hey, I'm alive, I'm recovering, and I've got
to go. But I just wanted you all to know
I'm doing okay. And it's his duty to the people
he represents in Kentucky to do that very thing, and
(17:47):
he has not, So why he would spend twenty minutes,
seventeen minutes on the phone with Scott Jennings or any
other person, and there's no recordings of the Scott is
supposed to be a journalist. If I got on the
phone with Mitch McConnell, i'd record it. There is no
recorded evidence that he is alive. You know, my niece
(18:11):
is intubated right now, and I want to talk about
her situation a little later. But after the intubation, it's
going to take days before she's back on her feet.
Days and I'm probably gonna have to go to Tucson,
so I may miss some shows. We'll see, but it's
gonna take days for her. I don't even know how
(18:31):
I'll afford to go to Tucson. And all the money
I seem to spend these days are on medical trips.
But whatever, So I know, I know. Look, I've been
talking to doctors for the last two days who think
I'm a doctor. So I'm telling you Mitch's condition. He
is not talking on the phone. He is not I
(18:55):
would venture to say, if he's alive, he is intubated
and they are reading for him, Otherwise they would let
him speak. It doesn't take much to take an iPhone
video of him in bed saying hello everyone, thank you
for your well wishes. Can't wait to get back to
work five seconds. If he can go on the phone
(19:18):
for an hour with you know, twenty minutes with three
separate people, they could film a video of him alive
saying hello, thank you for the good wishes. They don't
because he's not now. I would say he's brain dead,
but he's been brain dead for thirty years. So Mitch
McConnell has been weekend at Bernie's now for you know, decades.
(19:42):
But I will say I guarantee he had was not
on the phone with those three people. That's a lie.
And I hope CNN and what's going to happen now
is mark my words. They'll let some time pass and
then say he's taken a turn for the worse. You
ate see. They won't deny that he spoke to those people,
(20:04):
but they'll say, oh, now he's taken a turn for
the worse. You know. We'll see, though, we'll see. I
could be wrong. He could be on the road to recovery.
And maybe they're just not making a video because maybe
they're just not letting him speak out even a tiny
bit because can someone fill in the blank there? Because
(20:25):
I can't. There is no There's nothing to gain for
the Republicans by keeping him quiet, and there's everything to
gain by him making a public statement on video. He
doesn't have to go in front of any cameras other
than an iPhone. You know, a nurse, a doctor, his
wife who could come back from China. If he is
(20:47):
so like recovering, why isn't she there by his side?
You know, Infinity's husband has not left her side. He
has been there. I had to make him go home
and get some sleepland that's not Why isn't she with
him if he's recovered? Because he's not. If I'm a ventilator,
(21:09):
he can't speak, she's in China. Makes sense to me.
It's all alleged, but it makes sense.
Speaker 9 (21:18):
Okay, now, is show.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Side all right? I just want to tell you all something.
I have diagnosed my niece. I have shared my diagnosis
with her doctors, and they confirm, they concur they believe
I am correct. I typed all of her symptoms into
(21:55):
chat GPT. I typed everything I knew about her medically,
and it came up with a diagnosis that I fully
believe shared with her doctors and they fully believe too.
I am not going to share all of her medical
information with you. That is not for me to do.
(22:15):
But I will tell you this, just because they sell
something over the counter does not make it safe. Okay,
my niece has stomach issues and she takes tombs, just
you know, toumbs, and she doesn't take more than the
prescribed amount, which is four to six tombs. Well, regular
(22:39):
strength they say you can take up to fifteen a day.
Extra strengths seven to fifty, which is what she takes.
They say no more than six, so she never takes
more than six tombs a day. Ever, however, calcium, you
don't a lot of vitamins, Vitamin C, vitamin B, vitamin A.
(23:01):
There's a lot of vitamins that if you take too
much of it, your body just sheds it. You pee
it out. Magnesium you poop out. You don't keep it
in your body. Calcium and vitamin D are two vitamins
that are fat soluble. They stay in your body. So
if you take too much vitamin D, for instance, it
stays in your body and can cause a problem. Every tones, okay,
(23:28):
every tons has three hundred milligrams of usable calcium by
your body. Every tongues six a day is eighteen hundred
milligrams of calcium. That's too much. Fifteen hundred is your
daily limit. Eighteen hundred is too much. If you take
(23:49):
that every day for months like she has been doing,
you get milk alkali. That's what it's called. Okay, And
what that does is if the way you can tell
if you have it soaring calcium, soaring blood pH, kidney failure,
(24:10):
also possible seizures and heart and heart rhythmis. She's having seizures.
Her pH is off the chart, creating is off the chart,
her calcium is off the chart. So they did dialysis.
That has really helped. I told the doctor I believe
she had this condition. He asked how many toumus she
(24:33):
takes a day. Her husband went to the house and
found all the bottles and we said about six a day,
and they they said, yep, you're right, this is probably
what's going on. So I just want to tell you
when you take over the counter medications, it doesn't mean
they are one hundred percent safe. Hundreds of people die
(24:55):
every year from aspirin. Okay, So if you take toumus
watch out for the calcium. You can build up too
much of it because each tums has three to four
hundred milligrams of calcium. If you take milk of magnesium
too much, you get too much magnesium, and it actually
is worse for you. It gives you diarrhea if you
take so you can buy things over the counter remedies
(25:21):
that can still kill you. If you take thirty benadrill
at once, you're gonna die, okay. If you take twenty tailanol,
you're gonna kill your liver and you're gonna die. So
when you take over the counter drugs, please read the
fine print. There are people that take prilosec every day
(25:44):
for years over the counter. Ameprosol. You're not supposed to.
You're supposed to take it for fourteen days and give
it a rest unless your doctor tells you, and then
your doctor will monitor you for any possible side effects
like bone loss. Do you know if you take private
sec every day, you're setting yourself up for bone loss.
(26:07):
So please, we talked about health yesterday. This is probably
happening to my niece because she simply didn't know. You
couldn't take terms every single day for months at least
we think that's why it's happening. We're not sure she
hasn't woken up yet, but it probably that has something
to do with it. So please be careful. Talk to
(26:31):
your doctor and pharmacist. Even if it's an over the
counter drug, make sure it doesn't interact with any other
drug you're taking, and get the recommended amount of time
that you can be on it. Just because it's sold
over the counter doesn't mean it's safe, Okay. So I
just really wanted to put that out there right now.
(26:52):
I really did, as someone in the chat room nearly
had kidney failure from taking ibuprofen exactly. Sailand All is
metabolized through the liver. Ibuprofen is metabolized through the kidneys,
so that's why you can combine them. You can take
thailand All and ibuprofen together. It's a really great pain
(27:12):
reliever for if you have a lot of pain, take
to thailand al and two ibuprofen together. You can take
them together because the tailand all a cinemenithin goes through
your liver and the ibuprofen goes through your kidneys, so
they don't affect the same organs at the same time. Okay,
(27:34):
but if you take too much, okay, that's going to
be a problem. So with everything, you know, with everything
you can, you know you can take too much. Oh,
her husband just sent me a photo of her in
the ICU. It's I don't know why people do this.
(27:56):
Infinity took pictures of my sister and the ICU and
sent them to the family of her intubated. Let me
tell you this, if I am ever in the ICU
and any of you motherfuckers take a picture of me,
I will haunt you to the day you die. It is.
The ICU is not a place for a photo session.
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And these influences and stuff that end up in the
hospital and they take they do videos from the you know,
their hospital bed. Okay, if you look okay and you
can talk and and you know you're not but intubated
with your eyes taped shut. No, no photos. Not a
place for a photo session. Because looking at this just
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makes me sad. Although she's getting great care. I mean,
there's yeah, you gotta say that about the United States. Yeah,
our medical system is fucked up, and yes, medical debt
should not cripple people and whatever. But if you're lucky
enough to get the care that you need. We have
exceptional care. We have caring nurses, carrying doctors in many hospitals.
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Some are assholes, but some are very caring. And when
it comes to equipment, outside of Japan and a few
other countries, we do have state of the art stuff.
So if you're lucky enough to access it, there's good
stuff all right. When we come back, the world's newest rebel,
and I'm all for it.
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at eight thirty, have ginger tea. You can have cama
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Ginger tea. It works raw ginger. If you want to
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eat it, go ahead, but it's much nicer in tea.
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in your throat, and believe it or not, and some
of you talk out of it, uh and ginger tea
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and don't lay flat. All right, there is a new
rebel in town and I am living for it. I
am so happy that I am involved in this story
that I now know this rebel. He is the rebel
in all of us. He is someone we can rally around.
(32:21):
He is spectacular, and of course he's in danger because
rebels often are. Who am I talking about. I am
talking about none other than the world famous two plus
million followers on TikTok over one hundred million views on YouTube,
(32:42):
the world famous Niil the Seal. That's right, ladies and gentlemen,
Nil the Seal is my new hero. Neil the Seal
every year now for five years has come on to
the Tasmanian Shores in the south of Tasmania, which is
a real place, and destroyed their town. Basically, Neil has
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a problem with traffic, cones, with the poles that stick
up for traffic. He really doesn't like cars. He has
destroyed more than a few barriers to and from the beach,
taking them out like they were nothing. They even have
now project heavy sleeper, and that's because Neil likes to
(33:27):
sleep in the middle of the road. So when they
get a report that Neil is out in the road,
they go out. They cone him off so you won't
hit him. They put up a street sign warning Neil ahead,
and they you know, they live with Neil the Seal.
I recorded. I recorded some of him. So here's a
(33:51):
few people in counting. This is just off my phone,
by the way, so it's not great video, but here's
a here's a news report first about Neil the Seal
and then he there's more footage of Neil the field.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
That if Neil is accessing a waterway, that you let
Neil do that.
Speaker 12 (34:08):
Nearly thirty thousand people have signed a petition calling on
the government to implement a non lethal management plan which
protects both Neil and the community. Niil the Seal is
protects both Neil and the community. Niil the Seal is
up to his old tricks, continuing his spree of mischief
in the States South, this time checking out the local
(34:31):
fuel station. Traffic temporarily halted at the site while the
one ton mammal attempted to gain entry to nearby vehicles.
Speaker 8 (34:38):
He had his head in the window, but then they
started the car.
Speaker 12 (34:43):
Despite his international fame. Locals and tourists are being urged
to avoid the area, with wildlife authorities warning they may
have to euthanize Neil if he poses a risk to
public safety.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Bring that you do.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Give that twenty meter plus buffer around Neil the Seal.
Ensure that your dogs are leashed, for example, ensure that
Neil is accessing a waterway, that you let Neil do that.
Speaker 12 (35:12):
Nearly thirty thousand people have signed a petition calling on
the government to implement a non lethal management plan.
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All right. Here is more fun with the Tasmanian double himself,
Meil the Seal, the rebel heard around the world.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Oh here we go, Yeah, not very quickly. There he
goes headed in the right direction.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Oh no, I think he might be having a moment
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with your car.
Speaker 13 (36:47):
Maybe you just really like cars and that's where he
comes on to.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Learn what are you telling.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
Jesus's tongue. H Oh, my god, you are the best anamore?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
How do you.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
What's itchy?
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:46):
What are you telling?
Speaker 6 (38:06):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (38:06):
My God, rules.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Get you y'all.
Speaker 13 (38:26):
Oh he side eye.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Alrighty. Neil has broken the Internet. There are hundreds and
hundreds of videos of Neil the Seal. The locals love him. Okay,
they don't care that he's damaging their cars or blocking
their doors they're blocking their way to work or you know,
coming to the outside of their house or what. They don't.
They love him. They love him. The problem is he's
getting too famous and people are coming to see him
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and they're getting too close. So the authorities have talked
about youth and because they're afraid. I mean, he's two
thousand pounds. He would hurt you, even though he wouldn't
want to hurt you. And you see how he likes
to ram into things. And by the way, he's just
behaving like a normal teenage elephant seal behaves. He's a
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teenager and it's called mounting season, that's what it's called.
He likes to go on and destroy everything in his path.
Now there is a petition online that over forty thousand
people have signed asking for the government of Tasmania to
find a non lethal way to help Neil the seal.
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Here's the problem. Last year they actually caught him. He
weighed a lot less. Last year, they actually caught him
and brought him eighty miles away, hoping he would just
have a fun time and live down there and then
come back to that beach. No, Neil wants to be
in this town. That's where he wants to be, and
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they think it's because he wants engagement. In other words,
he would be on an island with other elephant seals
and he would engage with them, and he'd they'd butt
up against each other and they'd do all the things
that he's doing. Well, he's the only elephant seal around,
so he's using the people as his entertainment, as his engagement,
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and he comes back every year. He'll leave. He'll leave
in a few months and go away and then come
back next year. I think they should leave him the
fuck alone. Let that seal do whatever he wants to do,
and if a human gets hurt, that's on the human,
that's not on the seal. If you're so stupid that
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you get within twenty feet of a giant elephant seal,
no matter how cute and cuddly they look. Then it's
called Darwinism. Okay, it is not Neil's fault if you're stupid.
But like every rebel, he has his haters or the
people that think, oh, public safety. Neil is part of
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the public, all right. Neil lives in the ocean. He
has no boundaries, no immigration status. An elephants seal can
go anywhere they want. Ask the people of San Francisco.
They find them on their boats all the time. They're
on the dock down at the fisherman's wharf all the time.
You know, they're everywhere, and that's because that's their domain.
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You live, Tasmania is an island. You live on an island.
A seal is going to come to your island. The
notion that you would even consider euthanizing Neil, I will
personally smack the crap out of the Tasmanian who euthanizes Neil.
Do not euthanize that beautiful boy. He is a rebel, yes,
Peer thirty nine, you know, leave him alone. He's a rebel.
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Neil doesn't have to pay taxes. Neil has generated more
revenue than most of their citizens. He has brought more
publicity to their island and more visitors than anything else.
Thousands of people are going to see Neil the seal.
That's the problem. The problem is Neil just wants to
be Neil. He's just running around and destroying shit. People
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want to watch him do it, so they're coming to
the island trying to find Neil. Neil just wants to
take a nap in the middle of a roadway. Is
that too much to ask, you know? So it is
my hope that his popularity doesn't kill him. Fame kills
We all know this. The more popular he becomes, the
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closer people are going to get. And the city might say,
well we you know, because guess what if a tourist
got hurt by Neil, who would they sue? They'd sue
the city. So when the city talks about euthanasia, what
they're talking about is preventing a lot lawsuit. It's not
about a person being heard or killed. That that does
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not bear into it. It's about what that person or
their family would do if they are herd or killed,
and that involves a lawsuit. If I were a magistrate
in Tasmania, I would say there could be no lawsuits
over Neil the Seal that if you get too close
to him and you die, that's it. You die. It's
your fault.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
You know.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
There are warnings, they have signs all over town. Don't
go there Neil, Stay away from Neil, you know, don't
try to pet Neil. But if you're so stupid, you know,
then that's that. So he is the most famous see
life in the world right now, millions of followers worldwide,
(43:46):
millions of followers. His YouTube is off the chart. He
has a YouTube, He has a TikTok, he has an Instagram.
Neil the Seal, Oh yeah, no, he's Neil has got
more viewers than I do. Okay, Neil is got more
viewers than David Packman and Stephanie Miller combined. Okay, Neil
has got more viewers than Harry Sisson and Arnold Aaron Parness.
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He does. And here's why, because it makes us feel good.
Neil is just unbridled rebel. He's just a seal that
doesn't give a fuck. He is gonna go where he
wants to go. If a car is in his way,
he gonna move it. I love how he lays on them.
He'll go up to a car and he'll put his
(44:31):
head up on the hood and he'll just go to sleep. Now,
you can't move your car because there's a two thousand
pounds seal on it. But people don't mind. There are
people that can, and they can call in sick to
work because of Neil. They can. It's it. I've seen
it on social media. Employers understand, Oh Neil is blocking
my driveway. I can't get out. They get it. So
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I say, let Neil be. Just let him, let him
run him up, let him be Neil. Let him destroy
whatever he wants to destroy. He'll go away and then
he'll come back next year. In the meantime, just enjoy it.
You know, we have to coexist. We do. We can't
kill something just because we can't coexist with it. That's
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so human. You know, I'm gonna kill and you can't
kill something to make things safer. I've never understood that,
Oh there's a mountain lion, we're gonna kill it. Why
it just wants to live, relocate it or feed it
or whatever, I don't know. So the notion that we
have to kill wildlife because it might be a danger
to humans. Is proof that A we're not a Christian
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and b that we have a lot of hubris. Neil
has every right to be in that town as anybody else.
You know, he has just as much right as anybody else.
So there we have it. Yep, So there we go.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
What is this?
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I don't usually judge people by their looks, but you
can tell this guy is a Trump supporter and just straight. Yeah,
they're making a joke because they know I'm gay and
a liberal, and so they think they're being funny. Remember
we only laugh at Magan. Now just laugh at them.
Neil the Seal would jump right on top of them
and crush them, you know, Just be more like Neil
(46:21):
the Seal. Don't give a fuck. Neil does not care.
He does not care about politics, he doesn't care about
any He does not care. He is just gonna be
his best self. Every morning, we Neil the Seal wakes
up and says, I'm gonna be my best Neal today
that I can be, And he just goes and does
what he wants, and if a barrier gets in his way,
he just knocks it down. Be like Neil, you know,
(46:45):
be like Neil. If something gets in your way, knock
it down. If someone's offensive to you, bark at him
and chase him out of the way, you know. And
if someone gets too close, well, whatever happens to them happens.
Be like, I should make a T shirt. Be more,
be like Neil. I should take a picture of Neil
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the Seal and put it on a T shirt and
sell it. Have it say, be like Neil. He's a
rebel and he doesn't care. He's having the time of
his life. That seal is in Seal Heaven. He's having
the time of his life.
Speaker 12 (47:25):
You know.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
And yeah, it's at the expense of the people in
this town, but they don't care. They like him. They
all love him. He knows his name now, by the way,
if you drive by him and you're all, hey, Neil,
he looks up and looks at you, and you know whatever,
he knows his name, And I bet he knows he's
being king tankeris I bet he knows he's being a troublemaker.
(47:47):
He's a teenager. He'll get older, he'll get less destructive.
Just let him be, Let him be Neil the Seal.
You know, they do need a Neil Minder. They need
a Neil sitter, and they need to make toys for him.
They need to make big toys. And they have someone
did make a big giant toy for him and he
(48:09):
plays with it. They need to make big toys that
he likes to play with, you know, big huge ones
like desk size, you know, and then put him out
there and let Neil just play with those instead of
you know, oh my god, traffic cones. He has got
this passion about traffic cones. He wants to destroy every
traffic barrier that he can find, whether it's a cone
(48:32):
or the tall, thin ones or the ones with the
metal signs with the stripes. Oh, he loves to knock
those over. He in another life he hated traffic and
he's taking it out on traffic now. So be like
Neil the Seal. Be a rebel, don't care what others think,
forge your own path. Be like Neil the Seal. I
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love him, I love him, love I truly love him.
I love the Seal. I wouldn't go close to him
because I'm smart, Okay, you don't, you don't go And
there are people getting within five feet of him. Phil,
He's not that fast. Oh yeah, they can move fast
if they need to. And I don't want him euthanized
(49:15):
because people are idiots. If they euthanize Neil the seal,
it won't be because of Neil, It'll be because of humans.
I say, euthanize the humans. If any human is so
dumb that it gets close to Neil, they're too dumb
to live. Just take him out, kidding, kidding, but leave
Neil alone. Let him be Neil. And that's we have
(49:38):
such trouble with that. We have such trouble when something
is having the time of its life, just just living
its best life, we hate it. We just hate to
see something having a joyous time. He's having a joyous time.
Let him alone, Just let him be and find him
(49:58):
a wife, you know, find him a wife. He needs
a missus, Neil. Get a female elephant seal to come by.
Batt'll distract him. Or maybe he's gay, Get a male
elephants seal whatever, get him whatever he wants, but you know,
get him one of each. Maybe he's by, uh you know,
so a lot of seals are by, but those are
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in the Marines. But you know what I'm saying, get
him a mate. Get him several seals, you know, let
him have someone to play with, but don't euthanize him.
All right, we'll finish up in just a second. But
I had to show you Neo the seal. I love
Neil the seal. He is, He's the top. I love him.
(50:42):
I hope nothing that happened. I'll cry for you. I
will cry if they euthanize him. I will I'll cry.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Maybe now it show.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Side all right, Sorry, getting a text from the ICU.
He just asked if I wanted him to record the
doctor's conversation. I said, yes, please, if you're a family
member and you're with the doctors, record the conversation and
(51:24):
then you can distribute it to all the other family
members and not have to go over it a thousand times.
So that's you know. By the way, climate change is
killing the planet. It nearly wiped out DC this last
week and everything else. And guess what the Department of
Energy is doing removing six thousand web pages at the
behest of Donald Trump that reference energy conservation and climate change.
(51:48):
Right now, the US Department of Energy is removing six
thousand web pages that talk about energy conservation and climate change.
This is what we're up against this is you know
who MAGA is. They're not smart people and they follow
(52:08):
a really evil guy. So that's that's really bad. And
I know we should talk about Iran the Memo of
Understanding MOA. They asked him if the MOA was no
longer good. He was at a NATO did you see
him fall asleep with the President of Turkey. He literally
(52:29):
was leaning over this way and just fell asleep. Off
he went, President of Turkey right next to him and
off there he went. Probably pooped his diaper two. But anyway,
they asked him if the Memo of Understanding was still
in effect. He said no, said nope, ceasefire is over.
(52:50):
I believe this whole thing is to game the stock market.
I think that now oil prices are going to go up,
so his friends are going to make lots of money
and people will sell and then they'll buy when it
goes down. It's just all a grift. It's all a grift. Meanwhile, tomorrow,
on this Gay Week, we're going to talk to Scott
who is in the Ukraine and has witnessed ballistic missiles
(53:13):
and no one at NATO is doing anything to end that.
So you know, more lies lies from Donald Trump. I'll
end that on day one or whatever. Neton Yahoo is
on a publicity campaign to defend Israel. You know, he
wouldn't have to defend Israel if they weren't committing genocide.
And one of the rifts inside the Democratic Party is
the Democratic Party's blind support of Israel. Democratic Socialist denounce Israel.
(53:39):
Mandami denounces Israel. He doesn't denounce the country. He doesn't
denounce its right to exist. He denounces the actions of Netanyahu.
So I'm with the Democratic Socialist. Netanyaho is a murderer.
He has committed genocide and should be tried at the
World Court at the Hague for genoside. He continues to
(54:02):
do it. A lot of Israelis are not for that.
They do not They're not you know, they're not on
board with it. A lot of Jews here in the
United States are not on board with the genocide that
Netan Yahoo is doing. I do not hold the Jewish
people responsible. I do not hate the Jewish people for
(54:22):
what Netan Yaho is doing. Just as much as we
do not control Donald Trump, they do not control Netan Yahoo.
So it is not the rank and file Jewish person's
fault what is going on, just like it's not our
fault what Donald Trump is doing. However, I do believe
he should be condemned, you know, at the Hague. If
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we don't start punishing these criminals, then they're just going
to keep doing criminal acts. I mean, one of the
reasons we you know that we have law and law
enforcement and all of that, is to punish the criminal.
And we should. And NETANYAHUO is a criminal, make no mistake.
(55:07):
And I'm not even saying alleged. He's a criminal. So
I think Democrats need to get on the same page
because they're going to lose elections if they don't. Because
young people are not oh sorry, got it, my back
is killing me. Young people are not supporting the wars.
They're not for Israel attacking Lebanon, Syria, Iran. They're not
(55:32):
for us attacking Iran. Young people are not on board
with what we're doing. And if the Democrats want to win,
they got to stop playing to the sixty five year
olds and start playing to the thirty five year olds.
And the thirty five year olds. They don't want the war,
(55:53):
they don't want what Israel is doing. It is genocide
and they see it as such, and rightfully so, it
is not anti semitic to say that net Yahoo is
a criminal committing genocide. It's a fact. Facts are not
anti semitic, you know, facts are not racist. Facts are facts.
(56:14):
Net In Yahoo is a criminal committing genocide. We need
a free Palestinian state that encompasses the West Bank and
Gaza with self rule, where the Palestinians rule themselves. Now,
if Hamas takes over those states and starts acting like
a terrorist state, we can deal with that. But the
(56:38):
notion that there shouldn't be a two state solution is ridiculous.
It's just ridiculous. There should be a two state solution,
and net and Yahoo should be tried as a war criminal. So,
you know, in terms of Trump, he just gets to lie.
He's flying around on this jet. That is an abomination.
(57:02):
We spent four He's talking about cutting programs because we
can't afford things. He spent four hundred and twenty million
dollars on that gift because we had to retrofit it.
It was not ready to be Air Force one when
they gave it to him, And we spent four hundred
and twenty million dollars of your money to retrofit a
(57:23):
plane given by a foreign government to curry favor with
the king. But he says America first. Who if it
was America first, that plane would stay in use for
the next president. Nope, He's taking it with him. Why
because he could give a fuck about America. You know,
(57:45):
it's not America first with him, it's Trump first. So
that's an abomination. And every time I see it, I'm like, uugh, ech,
do you know that they're so ignorant? And I'm not
making this up. The GOP and Donald Trump are so
stupid that the books in the library on board air
(58:06):
Force one, the new one, are fake. They're fake books.
Many of them just say book on the spine or
library on the spine. They're fake books because no one
in the GOP reads fake books in the library on
(58:27):
air Force one. Not vintage tomes of great Patriots, biographies
of the founders, Nope, fake book. I am corel Be
who you want to be folling hurt you, buddy, Go
Neil the Seal Day fight, say a rebel, Neil, we
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love you and I'll be back tomorrow with this Gay
Week with Scott.
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There's a new rebel in town, and he will be
reckoned with who is he? And why do I love him?
I'll tell you. Also, the war's back on.
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We'll talk about what that means to you and so
much more right here on the Correl Show. No, it
is the Corral Show. I am Carrel, silvery glad you
are joining me on this whirlwind cavalcade of a thing
we call the Correl Show right here Monday through Thursday,
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from what ten to eleven, that's right, ten to eleven.
We are here doing our thing. There's a lot to
talk about today, some of it really serious and some
of it really fun. And I don't you know, I
would just rather deal with the really fun instead of
the really serious. But you know, what, do I know?
Because you got to have a little fun. Right yesterday
(01:20):
we spoke about this and how the only thing we
can do in these dark times is to focus on ourselves,
to love and to really have some fun. And so
I'm gonna try to do that more on the show.
And so I found a couple of topics that are
really fun. So we'll talk about this first today in history,
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Paris turns two thousand seventy five years old. That's right,
two thousand seventy five years ago. The city of Paris
was founded by the Parises p A. R. SII. They
were a Gaelic tribe and they founded the city of Paris.
And interesting note, the city of Paris was really formed
on the island in the middle of the of the
(02:05):
I believe that's the same right the river saying yes,
it was founded on that island where Noorre Dame is,
and the reason is that was defensible, okay, and then
the city spread out, you know, after that. But it
was originally founded on the little island where Nortre Dame
is and in the in the year minus two fifty
(02:27):
something like that. And that's what I love about Europe
and what I hate about the United States. We get
all upstarty if something in this country is two hundred
years old, we have go oh, well, Harvard predates the Constitution, Yeah,
only to the seventeen hundreds. Paris goes back to minus
two fifty and there are still buildings in Paris that
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were made in the year ten, you know, or the
year fifty or the year one hundred. There's so much
history in that city. I would live there. If any
of you want to buy me a condo in the
Marae district, please, I'm like Nigel Farage, I can accept
such gifts. He can't, and so he's had to resign,
but I can. And so Happy Birthday, Paris. Today is
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their birthday. Two thousand and seventy five years ago Paris
came to be uh and we're so lucky and glad
that it did. The City of Light, the first city
that used candles all around the city to light the streets,
and then the first city to use electric street lights.
Oh so, quite a place of culture and literature and
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just so much goodness. So yeah, congratulations and happy birthday,
Happy Birthday Parish. So what have we got going on
in the chatroom at YouTube dot com Forward slash really correl.
That's YouTube dot com forward slash really correl. I want
to address a few things.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
First.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
There is no doubt that Donald Trump should be impeached
and should be removed just based on his performance at
NATO alone. Okay, but let me just tell you why
the frustration with the Democrats is unwarranted at this point.
How many of you have been in a situation where
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you could yell, you could scream, you could stop your foot,
you could do whatever you want, but you just don't
have the leverage you need to get what you want.
How many of you have been in that situation throughout
your lives? I have been. I'm in it right now,
you have been. The Democrats need Republicans to remember that
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they are Americans. That is the problem with America right now.
It's not that the Democrats are impotent. They're not. They're
trying to do things, but they don't have the votes.
And in our democracy, the way that our republic is
set up, they have to have the votes in the
House and the Senate. And our founders relied on the
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fact that people Democrat or Republican would remember they're Americans first,
and that their duty is to the Constitution and not
to a party. What's happening right now is directly the
Republican's fault. If just a few Republicans would join with
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the Democrats to basically impeach and remove Donald Trump, then
we would have a better form of government. I mean,
they could put JD. Dance in. I'm just saying Republicans
are not acting like Americans, and that the problem. They're
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acting on a.
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That you need some know.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Welcome back to the Correl Show. Uncensored, unfiltered, unhinged. Indeed,
so Republicans are not acting like Americans. They're acting like
party loyalists. That form of government is not the form
of government we have, but it's what they're acting like
we have. They should be loyal to Americans and putting
Americans first. They talk a good game about putting Americans first,
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but the president is launching back into another unending war.
They're they're cutting social program saying we can't afford it.
They're cutting foreign aid saying we can't afford it, and
then every day spending multiples of millions of dollars fighting
a war in Iran that we didn't need that he
started that, he should end. We're gonna pay again. Gas
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prices going back up. They're starting federal gas stations. Have
you seen this. It's called freedom gas. I am making
this up. How nazi are we becoming? Where the federal
government is starting gas stations, which, by the way, I'm
all for as a socialist, and he rallies against socialism,
and then he starts gas stations called freedom gas. That's socialism.
(07:28):
He rallies against communism, but starting gas stations called freedom
gas run by the government, that's communism. Anyway. You can't
make sense with these people. I'm all for that. If
the gas were free, if we truly pump enough gas
or pump enough oil to meet our needs, which he
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keeps saying we do, then gas should be free, and
we should make our money by selling it to other nations,
but it should be free to us or a minimal
charge like a dollar a gallon, and that should be it.
Gas should be a dollar a gallon. If we truly
pump enough oil out of the ground to sustain our
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own needs, then gas should be a dollar a gallon
At Freedom Gas. Unfortunately, we know it's all a grift.
It's it's you know, it's just a grift. So the
GOP which have becomes you know, guardians of pedophiles or whatever, well,
they're not pedophiles. Let's stop using that word. Let's not
be the right. Donald Trump is not a pedophile. Okay,
(08:36):
the people that used Epstein's services are not pedophiles. Stop
showing ignorance by calling them that. The right is ignorant.
They call gaze pedophiles. They call anyone that sleeps with
underage people pedophiles. They're not. A pedophile is someone that
gets sexual gratification by sleeping with someone pre okay, pre pubescent,
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before puberty. That would mean twelve years old, ten years old,
eight years old. That's not Donald Trump. Donald Trump waits
until they're teenagers. At least he talks. He has mentioned
teenagers being sexy. So I'm assuming that Donald Trump sixteen
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seventeen eighteen, fifteen, sixteen seventeen eighteen, but having gone through puberty.
Ebstein did not service pedophiles. Epstein did not have girls
that were eight years old nine years old, at least
not to my knowledge. I haven't read all the files.
Maybe he did. But as far as I can tell,
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the girls had finished puberty. They were fifteen, sixteen, seventeen eighteen,
those that's not a pedophile. Okay, So don't be maga ignorant,
don't fall into don't become them. Okay, let's start taking
the higher road in terms of That doesn't mean not
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to fight, that doesn't mean not to call them out
or laugh at them or whatever. But let's not be
ignorant like them. So the GOP is not the guardians
of pedophiles because the Epstein files are not filled with pedophiles.
They're filled with people statutory rapist. That's if Donald Trump
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is guilty of what we all believe he is guilty
of in the Epstein files, he is not a pedophile.
He's a statutory rapist. Okay, So let's be clear on that,
and let's not be them because they're ignorant, and let's
not be ignorant. The same with all the other men
named in the Epstein files that were clients of Jeffrey Epstein.
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They're statutory rapist. They're not pedophiles. Okay, Gays aren't pedophiles,
trans people aren't pedophiles. Well, I'm sure there are some
a small percentage of every group that has you know,
Oh god see, I am uncensored, unfiltered, and unhinged. And
there's something that nobody wants to hear here, okay, and
I'm gonna say it. And as a gay man, I
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don't get to say it because everyone has to see
what you can, don't. Pedophilia is a sexuality, just like heterosexuality, homosexuality,
just like bestiality, just like any of them. Now, it's
a sexuality that we do not approve of societally, and
(11:38):
I do not approve of it, you know, but again
to deny that is an actual sexuality. It is not
a mental illness.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
I know.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
We want to label pedophiles as mentally ill. They are not.
That is their urge, that is how they are wired.
I disapprove of it. I don't condone it, and I
feel very sorry for them because their bodies and minds
make them attracted to these people. And it's a boring
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it's just unfathomable that being said. On the spectrum of sexualities.
It's a sexuality, just like heterosexuality. Homosexuality transgendered is not
a sexuality. People say, oh, that's a sexuality. No, it's not.
That's a medical condition. It's body dysmorphia. It's not a sexuality.
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Transsexualism is a sexuality. What's her name's husband that dressed
up with the big balloon titties and got sexual gratification
from that, he's a transsexual. That is a sexuality. And
pedophilia is a sexuality. It's a horrible one. It's one
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I don't condone one. I feel very sorry for the
people who are pedophiles. I feel I'm disgusted by them,
but also feel sorry for them because their brain. They
don't want their brain to act that way, but it does.
You know, are they mentally ill? No more than people
that like to dress up in stuffed animal costumes and
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have sex. It's all a sexuality. We don't approve of it.
I don't think we should approve of it. I have
never approved of it. But to deny that it is
a part of human nature, that's just stupid, because it is.
It's just like schizophrenia or being a psychotic, being a killer.
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You know, their brain tells them it's okay to go
do these things. They're damaged, but it's part of life.
So they're not pedophiles. Donald Trump is not a pedophile.
He is a statutory rapist if what they say about
him is true. What's his name? The lawyer Dershowitz. Statutory
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rapist if what they say say about him is true.
The former mayor of New York, Rudy Giuliani, statutory rapist
if what they say about him is true. Not a pedophile? Okay?
Speaker 8 (14:13):
What?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
A fetish? It could be the plushy thing, that could
be a fetish. But a fetish is really just a
form of sexuality. It's an expression of your sexuality. So
there's a thin line between fetish and actual sexuality. You know,
people that love feet. There are people who get off
on feet. They love feet, they get all excited about
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naked feet. I mean, there's a bunch of weird people
in this world when it comes to sex. Just very strange.
Oh my god. In my lifetime, the people that I've encountered,
I mean, there are people that like you to use
the bathroom in their presence or in their mouth. I mean,
you know, just weird people out there, but it floats
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their boat, it makes them happy. I don't approve of
all of them. I'm disgusted by some of them, but
it's part of the human experience. I wish nature did
not create pedophiles. I don't know why nature created pedophiles.
There's no function in nature, you know what I mean,
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There's no need for it, and yet nature created it.
It's a mistake, I believe. But there are people that
believe homosexuality is a mistake. There are people that believe
bisexuality is a mistake. There are, you know, so I
would say I don't judge them, but I do. If
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you're a pedophile, there are drugs you can take to
take away your sexual urges, and you should. I'm sorry
for you, but having sex with a ten year old
is not okay. You know. But they can't in their brain,
they can't help those urges. But there's medicine that can
curb it. So you know, should they be on it? Yeah,
(15:58):
they should be, you know, just like S and M.
That's a fetish and I cannot imagine equating pain with pleasure.
You know. I've never wanted anyone to tie me up,
beat me, handcuffed me, and that's just never. No. The
answer is no. But some people they like it, so,
(16:19):
you know, so anyway, let's not be ignorant. They're not pedophiles.
They are in fact statutory rapist. But the GOP refuses
to act like Americans, and that's why we're failing. The
three branches of government that are set up, the two
that are set up to power check the president, the
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Supreme Court, and Congress. The people in those jobs, the
people at the Supreme Court and the people in Congress,
have forgotten that they are Americans first, Republican second, and
they are now party loyalists. That's why they should be removed.
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Speaking of removed, I do not believe anyone that says
they have talked to Mitch McConnell. I do not believe it.
I think Scott Jennings is lying. I think the Republican
Party has sent out strategic liars all because they don't
want to have him replaced before the midterms. If Mitch
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McConnell were alive, he could call into any news program
to say, Hey, I'm alive, I'm recovering, and I've got
to go. But I just wanted you all to know
I'm doing okay. And it's his duty to the people
he represents in Kentucky to do that very thing, and
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he has not, So why he would spend twenty minutes,
seventeen minutes on the phone with Scott Jennings or any
other person, and there's no recordings of the Scott is
supposed to be a journalist. If I got on the
phone with Mitch McConnell, i'd record it. There is no
recorded evidence that he is alive. You know, my niece
(18:11):
is intubated right now, and I want to talk about
her situation a little later. But after the intubation, it's
going to take days before she's back on her feet.
Days and I'm probably gonna have to go to Tucson,
so I may miss some shows. We'll see, but it's
gonna take days for her. I don't even know how
(18:31):
I'll afford to go to Tucson. And all the money
I seem to spend these days are on medical trips.
But whatever, So I know, I know. Look, I've been
talking to doctors for the last two days who think
I'm a doctor. So I'm telling you Mitch's condition. He
is not talking on the phone. He is not I
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would venture to say, if he's alive, he is intubated
and they are reading for him, Otherwise they would let
him speak. It doesn't take much to take an iPhone
video of him in bed saying hello everyone, thank you
for your well wishes. Can't wait to get back to
work five seconds. If he can go on the phone
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for an hour with you know, twenty minutes with three
separate people, they could film a video of him alive
saying hello, thank you for the good wishes. They don't
because he's not now. I would say he's brain dead,
but he's been brain dead for thirty years. So Mitch
McConnell has been weekend at Bernie's now for you know, decades.
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But I will say I guarantee he had was not
on the phone with those three people. That's a lie.
And I hope CNN and what's going to happen now
is mark my words. They'll let some time pass and
then say he's taken a turn for the worse. You
ate see. They won't deny that he spoke to those people,
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but they'll say, oh, now he's taken a turn for
the worse. You know. We'll see, though, we'll see. I
could be wrong. He could be on the road to recovery.
And maybe they're just not making a video because maybe
they're just not letting him speak out even a tiny
bit because can someone fill in the blank there? Because
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I can't. There is no There's nothing to gain for
the Republicans by keeping him quiet, and there's everything to
gain by him making a public statement on video. He
doesn't have to go in front of any cameras other
than an iPhone. You know, a nurse, a doctor, his
wife who could come back from China. If he is
(20:47):
so like recovering, why isn't she there by his side?
You know, Infinity's husband has not left her side. He
has been there. I had to make him go home
and get some sleepland that's not Why isn't she with
him if he's recovered? Because he's not. If I'm a ventilator,
(21:09):
he can't speak, she's in China. Makes sense to me.
It's all alleged, but it makes sense.
Speaker 9 (21:18):
Okay, now, is show.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Side all right? I just want to tell you all something.
I have diagnosed my niece. I have shared my diagnosis
with her doctors, and they confirm, they concur they believe
I am correct. I typed all of her symptoms into
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chat GPT. I typed everything I knew about her medically,
and it came up with a diagnosis that I fully
believe shared with her doctors and they fully believe too.
I am not going to share all of her medical
information with you. That is not for me to do.
(22:15):
But I will tell you this, just because they sell
something over the counter does not make it safe. Okay,
my niece has stomach issues and she takes tombs, just
you know, toumbs, and she doesn't take more than the
prescribed amount, which is four to six tombs. Well, regular
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strength they say you can take up to fifteen a day.
Extra strengths seven to fifty, which is what she takes.
They say no more than six, so she never takes
more than six tombs a day. Ever, however, calcium, you
don't a lot of vitamins, Vitamin C, vitamin B, vitamin A.
(23:01):
There's a lot of vitamins that if you take too
much of it, your body just sheds it. You pee
it out. Magnesium you poop out. You don't keep it
in your body. Calcium and vitamin D are two vitamins
that are fat soluble. They stay in your body. So
if you take too much vitamin D, for instance, it
stays in your body and can cause a problem. Every tones, okay,
(23:28):
every tons has three hundred milligrams of usable calcium by
your body. Every tongues six a day is eighteen hundred
milligrams of calcium. That's too much. Fifteen hundred is your
daily limit. Eighteen hundred is too much. If you take
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that every day for months like she has been doing,
you get milk alkali. That's what it's called. Okay, And
what that does is if the way you can tell
if you have it soaring calcium, soaring blood pH, kidney failure,
(24:10):
also possible seizures and heart and heart rhythmis. She's having seizures.
Her pH is off the chart, creating is off the chart,
her calcium is off the chart. So they did dialysis.
That has really helped. I told the doctor I believe
she had this condition. He asked how many toumus she
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takes a day. Her husband went to the house and
found all the bottles and we said about six a day,
and they they said, yep, you're right, this is probably
what's going on. So I just want to tell you
when you take over the counter medications, it doesn't mean
they are one hundred percent safe. Hundreds of people die
(24:55):
every year from aspirin. Okay, So if you take toumus
watch out for the calcium. You can build up too
much of it because each tums has three to four
hundred milligrams of calcium. If you take milk of magnesium
too much, you get too much magnesium, and it actually
is worse for you. It gives you diarrhea if you
take so you can buy things over the counter remedies
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that can still kill you. If you take thirty benadrill
at once, you're gonna die, okay. If you take twenty tailanol,
you're gonna kill your liver and you're gonna die. So
when you take over the counter drugs, please read the
fine print. There are people that take prilosec every day
(25:44):
for years over the counter. Ameprosol. You're not supposed to.
You're supposed to take it for fourteen days and give
it a rest unless your doctor tells you, and then
your doctor will monitor you for any possible side effects
like bone loss. Do you know if you take private
sec every day, you're setting yourself up for bone loss.
(26:07):
So please, we talked about health yesterday. This is probably
happening to my niece because she simply didn't know. You
couldn't take terms every single day for months at least
we think that's why it's happening. We're not sure she
hasn't woken up yet, but it probably that has something
to do with it. So please be careful. Talk to
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your doctor and pharmacist. Even if it's an over the
counter drug, make sure it doesn't interact with any other
drug you're taking, and get the recommended amount of time
that you can be on it. Just because it's sold
over the counter doesn't mean it's safe, Okay. So I
just really wanted to put that out there right now.
(26:52):
I really did, as someone in the chat room nearly
had kidney failure from taking ibuprofen exactly. Sailand All is
metabolized through the liver. Ibuprofen is metabolized through the kidneys,
so that's why you can combine them. You can take
thailand All and ibuprofen together. It's a really great pain
(27:12):
reliever for if you have a lot of pain, take
to thailand al and two ibuprofen together. You can take
them together because the tailand all a cinemenithin goes through
your liver and the ibuprofen goes through your kidneys, so
they don't affect the same organs at the same time. Okay,
(27:34):
but if you take too much, okay, that's going to
be a problem. So with everything, you know, with everything
you can, you know you can take too much. Oh,
her husband just sent me a photo of her in
the ICU. It's I don't know why people do this.
(27:56):
Infinity took pictures of my sister and the ICU and
sent them to the family of her intubated. Let me
tell you this, if I am ever in the ICU
and any of you motherfuckers take a picture of me,
I will haunt you to the day you die. It is.
The ICU is not a place for a photo session.
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And these influences and stuff that end up in the
hospital and they take they do videos from the you know,
their hospital bed. Okay, if you look okay and you
can talk and and you know you're not but intubated
with your eyes taped shut. No, no photos. Not a
place for a photo session. Because looking at this just
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makes me sad. Although she's getting great care. I mean,
there's yeah, you gotta say that about the United States. Yeah,
our medical system is fucked up, and yes, medical debt
should not cripple people and whatever. But if you're lucky
enough to get the care that you need. We have
exceptional care. We have caring nurses, carrying doctors in many hospitals.
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Some are assholes, but some are very caring. And when
it comes to equipment, outside of Japan and a few
other countries, we do have state of the art stuff.
So if you're lucky enough to access it, there's good
stuff all right. When we come back, the world's newest rebel,
and I'm all for it.
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No, there are people in the chat room talking about, Oh,
I take pilots like every day. I wish I didn't.
You know how I got off it. I saw a
nutritionist and she said, hey, no food four hours before
bed at number two ginger tea within an hour of
(30:33):
going to bed. If you go to bed at nine thirty,
at eight thirty, have ginger tea. You can have cama
meal in there as well if you like so. Ginger
camameal tea one hour before bed every night period one
hour before bed, ginger camo meal tea. No chocolate before bed,
(30:54):
no nuts before bed, No tomato products or orange products
before bed. Those are all two acidic. But ginger tea
one hour before bed. Do it for a week. Watch
your watch, your gourd go away. I'm not making this up.
Ginger tea. It works raw ginger. If you want to
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eat it, go ahead, but it's much nicer in tea.
Ginger tea before bed, one hour before. It takes about
a week for it to actually start to work. It
also helped heals de lesions in your throat. It reduces
a sophageal swelling, and it decreases the stomach acids. Also,
do not sleep flat. If you have gourd. You must
(31:37):
sleep on a small incline, Get one of those pillows,
get a bed that puts you that way, whatever, but
do not lay flat. The acids will then eat and
erode the muscles. The sphincter that you have a sphincter
in your throat, and believe it or not, and some
of you talk out of it, uh and ginger tea
(31:59):
and don't lay flat. All right, there is a new
rebel in town and I am living for it. I
am so happy that I am involved in this story
that I now know this rebel. He is the rebel
in all of us. He is someone we can rally around.
(32:21):
He is spectacular, and of course he's in danger because
rebels often are. Who am I talking about. I am
talking about none other than the world famous two plus
million followers on TikTok over one hundred million views on YouTube,
(32:42):
the world famous Niil the Seal. That's right, ladies and gentlemen,
Nil the Seal is my new hero. Neil the Seal
every year now for five years has come on to
the Tasmanian Shores in the south of Tasmania, which is
a real place, and destroyed their town. Basically, Neil has
(33:06):
a problem with traffic, cones, with the poles that stick
up for traffic. He really doesn't like cars. He has
destroyed more than a few barriers to and from the beach,
taking them out like they were nothing. They even have
now project heavy sleeper, and that's because Neil likes to
(33:27):
sleep in the middle of the road. So when they
get a report that Neil is out in the road,
they go out. They cone him off so you won't
hit him. They put up a street sign warning Neil ahead,
and they you know, they live with Neil the Seal.
I recorded. I recorded some of him. So here's a
(33:51):
few people in counting. This is just off my phone,
by the way, so it's not great video, but here's
a here's a news report first about Neil the Seal
and then he there's more footage of Neil the field.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
That if Neil is accessing a waterway, that you let
Neil do that.
Speaker 12 (34:08):
Nearly thirty thousand people have signed a petition calling on
the government to implement a non lethal management plan which
protects both Neil and the community. Niil the Seal is
protects both Neil and the community. Niil the Seal is
up to his old tricks, continuing his spree of mischief
in the States South, this time checking out the local
(34:31):
fuel station. Traffic temporarily halted at the site while the
one ton mammal attempted to gain entry to nearby vehicles.
Speaker 8 (34:38):
He had his head in the window, but then they
started the car.
Speaker 12 (34:43):
Despite his international fame. Locals and tourists are being urged
to avoid the area, with wildlife authorities warning they may
have to euthanize Neil if he poses a risk to
public safety.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Bring that you do.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Give that twenty meter plus buffer around Neil the Seal.
Ensure that your dogs are leashed, for example, ensure that
Neil is accessing a waterway, that you let Neil do that.
Speaker 12 (35:12):
Nearly thirty thousand people have signed a petition calling on
the government to implement a non lethal management plan.
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That you need to know.
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All right. Here is more fun with the Tasmanian double himself,
Meil the Seal, the rebel heard around the world.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Oh here we go, Yeah, not very quickly. There he
goes headed in the right direction.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Oh no, I think he might be having a moment
(36:32):
with your car.
Speaker 13 (36:47):
Maybe you just really like cars and that's where he
comes on to.
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Learn what are you telling.
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Jesus's tongue. H Oh, my god, you are the best anamore?
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How do you.
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What's itchy?
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:46):
What are you telling?
Speaker 6 (38:06):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (38:06):
My God, rules.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Get you y'all.
Speaker 13 (38:26):
Oh he side eye.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Alrighty. Neil has broken the Internet. There are hundreds and
hundreds of videos of Neil the Seal. The locals love him. Okay,
they don't care that he's damaging their cars or blocking
their doors they're blocking their way to work or you know,
coming to the outside of their house or what. They don't.
They love him. They love him. The problem is he's
getting too famous and people are coming to see him
(38:55):
and they're getting too close. So the authorities have talked
about youth and because they're afraid. I mean, he's two
thousand pounds. He would hurt you, even though he wouldn't
want to hurt you. And you see how he likes
to ram into things. And by the way, he's just
behaving like a normal teenage elephant seal behaves. He's a
(39:16):
teenager and it's called mounting season, that's what it's called.
He likes to go on and destroy everything in his path.
Now there is a petition online that over forty thousand
people have signed asking for the government of Tasmania to
find a non lethal way to help Neil the seal.
(39:38):
Here's the problem. Last year they actually caught him. He
weighed a lot less. Last year, they actually caught him
and brought him eighty miles away, hoping he would just
have a fun time and live down there and then
come back to that beach. No, Neil wants to be
in this town. That's where he wants to be, and
(40:02):
they think it's because he wants engagement. In other words,
he would be on an island with other elephant seals
and he would engage with them, and he'd they'd butt
up against each other and they'd do all the things
that he's doing. Well, he's the only elephant seal around,
so he's using the people as his entertainment, as his engagement,
(40:28):
and he comes back every year. He'll leave. He'll leave
in a few months and go away and then come
back next year. I think they should leave him the
fuck alone. Let that seal do whatever he wants to do,
and if a human gets hurt, that's on the human,
that's not on the seal. If you're so stupid that
(40:50):
you get within twenty feet of a giant elephant seal,
no matter how cute and cuddly they look. Then it's
called Darwinism. Okay, it is not Neil's fault if you're stupid.
But like every rebel, he has his haters or the
people that think, oh, public safety. Neil is part of
(41:13):
the public, all right. Neil lives in the ocean. He
has no boundaries, no immigration status. An elephants seal can
go anywhere they want. Ask the people of San Francisco.
They find them on their boats all the time. They're
on the dock down at the fisherman's wharf all the time.
You know, they're everywhere, and that's because that's their domain.
(41:37):
You live, Tasmania is an island. You live on an island.
A seal is going to come to your island. The
notion that you would even consider euthanizing Neil, I will
personally smack the crap out of the Tasmanian who euthanizes Neil.
Do not euthanize that beautiful boy. He is a rebel, yes,
Peer thirty nine, you know, leave him alone. He's a rebel.
(42:02):
Neil doesn't have to pay taxes. Neil has generated more
revenue than most of their citizens. He has brought more
publicity to their island and more visitors than anything else.
Thousands of people are going to see Neil the seal.
That's the problem. The problem is Neil just wants to
be Neil. He's just running around and destroying shit. People
(42:22):
want to watch him do it, so they're coming to
the island trying to find Neil. Neil just wants to
take a nap in the middle of a roadway. Is
that too much to ask, you know? So it is
my hope that his popularity doesn't kill him. Fame kills
We all know this. The more popular he becomes, the
(42:44):
closer people are going to get. And the city might say,
well we you know, because guess what if a tourist
got hurt by Neil, who would they sue? They'd sue
the city. So when the city talks about euthanasia, what
they're talking about is preventing a lot lawsuit. It's not
about a person being heard or killed. That that does
(43:04):
not bear into it. It's about what that person or
their family would do if they are herd or killed,
and that involves a lawsuit. If I were a magistrate
in Tasmania, I would say there could be no lawsuits
over Neil the Seal that if you get too close
to him and you die, that's it. You die. It's
your fault.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
You know.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
There are warnings, they have signs all over town. Don't
go there Neil, Stay away from Neil, you know, don't
try to pet Neil. But if you're so stupid, you know,
then that's that. So he is the most famous see
life in the world right now, millions of followers worldwide,
(43:46):
millions of followers. His YouTube is off the chart. He
has a YouTube, He has a TikTok, he has an Instagram.
Neil the Seal, Oh yeah, no, he's Neil has got
more viewers than I do. Okay, Neil is got more
viewers than David Packman and Stephanie Miller combined. Okay, Neil
has got more viewers than Harry Sisson and Arnold Aaron Parness.
(44:09):
He does. And here's why, because it makes us feel good.
Neil is just unbridled rebel. He's just a seal that
doesn't give a fuck. He is gonna go where he
wants to go. If a car is in his way,
he gonna move it. I love how he lays on them.
He'll go up to a car and he'll put his
(44:31):
head up on the hood and he'll just go to sleep. Now,
you can't move your car because there's a two thousand
pounds seal on it. But people don't mind. There are
people that can, and they can call in sick to
work because of Neil. They can. It's it. I've seen
it on social media. Employers understand, Oh Neil is blocking
my driveway. I can't get out. They get it. So
(44:55):
I say, let Neil be. Just let him, let him
run him up, let him be Neil. Let him destroy
whatever he wants to destroy. He'll go away and then
he'll come back next year. In the meantime, just enjoy it.
You know, we have to coexist. We do. We can't
kill something just because we can't coexist with it. That's
(45:15):
so human. You know, I'm gonna kill and you can't
kill something to make things safer. I've never understood that,
Oh there's a mountain lion, we're gonna kill it. Why
it just wants to live, relocate it or feed it
or whatever, I don't know. So the notion that we
have to kill wildlife because it might be a danger
to humans. Is proof that A we're not a Christian
(45:39):
and b that we have a lot of hubris. Neil
has every right to be in that town as anybody else.
You know, he has just as much right as anybody else.
So there we have it. Yep, So there we go.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
What is this?
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I don't usually judge people by their looks, but you
can tell this guy is a Trump supporter and just straight. Yeah,
they're making a joke because they know I'm gay and
a liberal, and so they think they're being funny. Remember
we only laugh at Magan. Now just laugh at them.
Neil the Seal would jump right on top of them
and crush them, you know, Just be more like Neil
(46:21):
the Seal. Don't give a fuck. Neil does not care.
He does not care about politics, he doesn't care about
any He does not care. He is just gonna be
his best self. Every morning, we Neil the Seal wakes
up and says, I'm gonna be my best Neal today
that I can be, And he just goes and does
what he wants, and if a barrier gets in his way,
he just knocks it down. Be like Neil, you know,
(46:45):
be like Neil. If something gets in your way, knock
it down. If someone's offensive to you, bark at him
and chase him out of the way, you know. And
if someone gets too close, well, whatever happens to them happens.
Be like, I should make a T shirt. Be more,
be like Neil. I should take a picture of Neil
(47:07):
the Seal and put it on a T shirt and
sell it. Have it say, be like Neil. He's a
rebel and he doesn't care. He's having the time of
his life. That seal is in Seal Heaven. He's having
the time of his life.
Speaker 12 (47:25):
You know.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
And yeah, it's at the expense of the people in
this town, but they don't care. They like him. They
all love him. He knows his name now, by the way,
if you drive by him and you're all, hey, Neil,
he looks up and looks at you, and you know whatever,
he knows his name, And I bet he knows he's
being king tankeris I bet he knows he's being a troublemaker.
(47:47):
He's a teenager. He'll get older, he'll get less destructive.
Just let him be, Let him be Neil the Seal.
You know, they do need a Neil Minder. They need
a Neil sitter, and they need to make toys for him.
They need to make big toys. And they have someone
did make a big giant toy for him and he
(48:09):
plays with it. They need to make big toys that
he likes to play with, you know, big huge ones
like desk size, you know, and then put him out
there and let Neil just play with those instead of
you know, oh my god, traffic cones. He has got
this passion about traffic cones. He wants to destroy every
traffic barrier that he can find, whether it's a cone
(48:32):
or the tall, thin ones or the ones with the
metal signs with the stripes. Oh, he loves to knock
those over. He in another life he hated traffic and
he's taking it out on traffic now. So be like
Neil the Seal. Be a rebel, don't care what others think,
forge your own path. Be like Neil the Seal. I
(48:55):
love him, I love him, love I truly love him.
I love the Seal. I wouldn't go close to him
because I'm smart, Okay, you don't, you don't go And
there are people getting within five feet of him. Phil,
He's not that fast. Oh yeah, they can move fast
if they need to. And I don't want him euthanized
(49:15):
because people are idiots. If they euthanize Neil the seal,
it won't be because of Neil, It'll be because of humans.
I say, euthanize the humans. If any human is so
dumb that it gets close to Neil, they're too dumb
to live. Just take him out, kidding, kidding, but leave
Neil alone. Let him be Neil. And that's we have
(49:38):
such trouble with that. We have such trouble when something
is having the time of its life, just just living
its best life, we hate it. We just hate to
see something having a joyous time. He's having a joyous time.
Let him alone, Just let him be and find him
(49:58):
a wife, you know, find him a wife. He needs
a missus, Neil. Get a female elephant seal to come by.
Batt'll distract him. Or maybe he's gay, Get a male
elephants seal whatever, get him whatever he wants, but you know,
get him one of each. Maybe he's by, uh you know,
so a lot of seals are by, but those are
(50:20):
in the Marines. But you know what I'm saying, get
him a mate. Get him several seals, you know, let
him have someone to play with, but don't euthanize him.
All right, we'll finish up in just a second. But
I had to show you Neo the seal. I love
Neil the seal. He is, He's the top. I love him.
(50:42):
I hope nothing that happened. I'll cry for you. I
will cry if they euthanize him. I will I'll cry.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Maybe now it show.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Side all right, Sorry, getting a text from the ICU.
He just asked if I wanted him to record the
doctor's conversation. I said, yes, please, if you're a family
member and you're with the doctors, record the conversation and
(51:24):
then you can distribute it to all the other family
members and not have to go over it a thousand times.
So that's you know. By the way, climate change is
killing the planet. It nearly wiped out DC this last
week and everything else. And guess what the Department of
Energy is doing removing six thousand web pages at the
behest of Donald Trump that reference energy conservation and climate change.
(51:48):
Right now, the US Department of Energy is removing six
thousand web pages that talk about energy conservation and climate change.
This is what we're up against this is you know
who MAGA is. They're not smart people and they follow
(52:08):
a really evil guy. So that's that's really bad. And
I know we should talk about Iran the Memo of
Understanding MOA. They asked him if the MOA was no
longer good. He was at a NATO did you see
him fall asleep with the President of Turkey. He literally
(52:29):
was leaning over this way and just fell asleep. Off
he went, President of Turkey right next to him and
off there he went. Probably pooped his diaper two. But anyway,
they asked him if the Memo of Understanding was still
in effect. He said no, said nope, ceasefire is over.
(52:50):
I believe this whole thing is to game the stock market.
I think that now oil prices are going to go up,
so his friends are going to make lots of money
and people will sell and then they'll buy when it
goes down. It's just all a grift. It's all a grift. Meanwhile, tomorrow,
on this Gay Week, we're going to talk to Scott
who is in the Ukraine and has witnessed ballistic missiles
(53:13):
and no one at NATO is doing anything to end that.
So you know, more lies lies from Donald Trump. I'll
end that on day one or whatever. Neton Yahoo is
on a publicity campaign to defend Israel. You know, he
wouldn't have to defend Israel if they weren't committing genocide.
And one of the rifts inside the Democratic Party is
the Democratic Party's blind support of Israel. Democratic Socialist denounce Israel.
(53:39):
Mandami denounces Israel. He doesn't denounce the country. He doesn't
denounce its right to exist. He denounces the actions of Netanyahu.
So I'm with the Democratic Socialist. Netanyaho is a murderer.
He has committed genocide and should be tried at the
World Court at the Hague for genoside. He continues to
(54:02):
do it. A lot of Israelis are not for that.
They do not They're not you know, they're not on
board with it. A lot of Jews here in the
United States are not on board with the genocide that
Netan Yahoo is doing. I do not hold the Jewish
people responsible. I do not hate the Jewish people for
(54:22):
what Netan Yaho is doing. Just as much as we
do not control Donald Trump, they do not control Netan Yahoo.
So it is not the rank and file Jewish person's
fault what is going on, just like it's not our
fault what Donald Trump is doing. However, I do believe
he should be condemned, you know, at the Hague. If
(54:46):
we don't start punishing these criminals, then they're just going
to keep doing criminal acts. I mean, one of the
reasons we you know that we have law and law
enforcement and all of that, is to punish the criminal.
And we should. And NETANYAHUO is a criminal, make no mistake.
(55:07):
And I'm not even saying alleged. He's a criminal. So
I think Democrats need to get on the same page
because they're going to lose elections if they don't. Because
young people are not oh sorry, got it, my back
is killing me. Young people are not supporting the wars.
They're not for Israel attacking Lebanon, Syria, Iran. They're not
(55:32):
for us attacking Iran. Young people are not on board
with what we're doing. And if the Democrats want to win,
they got to stop playing to the sixty five year
olds and start playing to the thirty five year olds.
And the thirty five year olds. They don't want the war,
(55:53):
they don't want what Israel is doing. It is genocide
and they see it as such, and rightfully so, it
is not anti semitic to say that net Yahoo is
a criminal committing genocide. It's a fact. Facts are not
anti semitic, you know, facts are not racist. Facts are facts.
(56:14):
Net In Yahoo is a criminal committing genocide. We need
a free Palestinian state that encompasses the West Bank and
Gaza with self rule, where the Palestinians rule themselves. Now,
if Hamas takes over those states and starts acting like
a terrorist state, we can deal with that. But the
(56:38):
notion that there shouldn't be a two state solution is ridiculous.
It's just ridiculous. There should be a two state solution,
and net and Yahoo should be tried as a war criminal. So,
you know, in terms of Trump, he just gets to lie.
He's flying around on this jet. That is an abomination.
(57:02):
We spent four He's talking about cutting programs because we
can't afford things. He spent four hundred and twenty million
dollars on that gift because we had to retrofit it.
It was not ready to be Air Force one when
they gave it to him, And we spent four hundred
and twenty million dollars of your money to retrofit a
(57:23):
plane given by a foreign government to curry favor with
the king. But he says America first. Who if it
was America first, that plane would stay in use for
the next president. Nope, He's taking it with him. Why
because he could give a fuck about America. You know,
(57:45):
it's not America first with him, it's Trump first. So
that's an abomination. And every time I see it, I'm like, uugh, ech,
do you know that they're so ignorant? And I'm not
making this up. The GOP and Donald Trump are so
stupid that the books in the library on board air
(58:06):
Force one, the new one, are fake. They're fake books.
Many of them just say book on the spine or
library on the spine. They're fake books because no one
in the GOP reads fake books in the library on
(58:27):
air Force one. Not vintage tomes of great Patriots, biographies
of the founders, Nope, fake book. I am corel Be
who you want to be folling hurt you, buddy, Go
Neil the Seal Day fight, say a rebel, Neil, we
(58:48):
love you and I'll be back tomorrow with this Gay
Week with Scott.
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