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Speaker 4 (00:52):
Happy July first.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Oh we're here, we made it to another month. I'm
so glad you are with me. We've got so much
to talk about today. In history, nineteen seventy nine, Sony
officially released The Walkman and changed portable wearable music forever.
How many of you remember your first Walkman? I certainly do.
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I converted all of my vinyl to cassette tape. I
would buy these basf they sold thirty cassette tapes in
a holder and they were blank, and I would convert.
I had like what four of those, so one hundred
and twenty cassettes because I had one hundred and twenty albums,
thirty five or forty of them. Back in the day
was Barbara streisand oh yes, Barbara, Barbara, Barbara still with
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us at eighty four and working on a new album.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh I'm Barbara's dry.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Sand No I wish I were. Don't tell me not
to live. Just sit and patu les candy and oh
yes I could do it. I could play her in
a movie with a whole lot of help of AI.
So today in history nineteen seven, the Sony Walkman was released.
How many of you remember it? Did you love your
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cassette tapes because you got to learn so much with
the cassette tape. For instance, you got to learn you
could stick a pencil through one side and do this
round and round and round to make it fast forward.
And many of you learned that if you took an
exacto blade and sliced it and then put a piece
of Scotch tape, you could fix a broken cassette tape.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Oh the things.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
See these young these young fuckers, they don't know shit.
They just pressed play and it plays. We used to
have to do things like fix the tape. Okay, And
remember when your record had to be cleaned or it
was warped. How many of you would lay something heavy
on top of your warped record and then put it
outside for a minute. To see if it would flatten out.
One time I put my records in the dishwasher.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I did.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I did not let it go on the heat cycle,
but you know I washed it worked. Oh yes, they
never changed a needle. Well now some of them have
with the vinyl today, but oh yeah. So the Walkman
and cassette tapes, and then remember the CD Man came
out after that. It was a portable, bad re operated
CD player and you really couldn't you know, the Walkman
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you could jog with and do everything because tapes don't skip.
But with the with the CD Man, you had to
set it down because if you tried to jog with it.
They tried to make it so you could jog with it,
but you couldn't. It would skip. The CD would skip.
People think CDs don't skip, but they do. So yeah,
so there's all that going on in the world.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
On today.
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In history, I like to start the day with the
day in history. Every day, a little bit of history,
a little bit of monica, a little bit of history.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
By my side.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
There was some other history today. What was it I
to forget? I get an email every morning about this
day in history, and there were some other There's some
big time stuff that happened today in history. It's so
weird because we're making history every day. You know, they'll
read about the things going on right now, you know,
in the history books. So we're making history, you know,
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as we see. Princess Diana's birthday is today. She was
born in nineteen sixty one, so she'd be sixty four,
sixty five years old. Dan Aykroyd was born today, born
in fifty two. The nineteen oh four Olympic Games, the
first ever held in the US, opened in Saint Louis
today in nineteen oh four. In eighteen sixty three, the
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Battle of Gettysburg began. In that something, Canada established itself
as a self governing state. Today, isn't that something? The
Battle of San Juan Hill that happened today? What else happened?
US Post Office introduced zip codes today Zone Improvement Plan
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ZIP Zone Improvement Plan in nineteen sixty three. Just think,
when I was born, there were not zip codes. Zip
codes did not happen until nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Isn't that? Isn't that something? And today?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
In nineteen eighty four, the PG thirteen rating came in
to be nineteen eighty vo under Reagan. Nancy Reagan, she's
the one that got the PG thirteen because he used
to be g PG r X that was it. Now
it's g PG PG thirteen r X NC seventeen, which
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is basically pulling. So yeah, uh yeah. If Scotch tape
didn't hold, the end disappeared into the cassette, that's right,
you lost him. However, however, I popped open a cassette
before and redone the tape.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Oh yes, and then at the back together.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
How many remember eight tracks? There used to be portable
a track players, remember eight tracks.
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To keep the show going.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Sandy says that she just bought four hundred dollars worth
of fancy news sheets and betting that you don't need
of course you need it. You spend one third of
your life in bed, one third. This is what I
never understand about the kitchen and the bedroom, which you
can combine if you'll work it right.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
But in the.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Bedroom, people skimp. They skimp, They spend the least amount
they can on sheets.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Not Andrew.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh no, I have a good training in this, Andrew.
When we were dead ass broke, Andrew would go to
Macy's backstage or Nordstrom rack or wherever, and he would
still buy the Egyptian cotton or the thousand thread count sheets,
aateen sheets. We slept on great sheets, even when we
were poor. There was time, but all we had was
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a mattress. But we had good ass sheets, honey, Because
you know what, life is too short. You spend one
thirty of your life in the bed. Your bed should
be sumptuous and welcoming. And you should spend the most
money on two rooms in your house. Two rooms, the
bedroom and the kitchen. Fuck the media room and the
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TV and all the stereo equipment.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Nah.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
The two rooms you should spend the most money on
in your house, the bedroom and the kitchen. The bedroom,
because it should be your refuge, your place, your sleep.
Oh my god, my bedroom is something. I've got a
portable air conditioner over in the corner. I've got a
humidifier on the desk. I've got an air purifier at
my feet and a so No speaker. So at night,
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the son No speaker plays airplane sounds of a jet engine.
That way Ember sleeps when we travel. The fan on,
the air purifier is going, the humidifier is going, and
the air conditioner is going. I sleep in a sixty
nine degree darkened tomb and my pillows and sheets.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I go to Macy's backstage and I get the good
stuff now it's on sale. Get I get like five
hundred dollars sheet sets for under one hundred dollars. I
just wait to there at Macy's back I don't care
about the color. See a lot of times all the funky,
weird colors are the ones that are on, So I
don't care who's gonna see it. I don't care what's
on the color of my bed. They could be pink, purple, lavender.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
And then the kitchen, everyone says, oh, Correl, you have
so many gadgets in your kitchen. I don't have all that,
And I look at them and say why, Like I
don't have a pasta maker. Why Why don't have a
kitchen aid stand mixer?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Why?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Oh, I don't have the zojerishi? You know, one gallon
of hot water at at your disposal?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I don't have a food processor? Why not a blender?
Why not a VitaminX? Why don't you? Well they're expensive, Yeah,
but there's a couple things in life you have to do. Eat, crap, breathe, sleep.
That's what you should spend the most money on. Good
toilet paper or a bidet because you crap a lot.
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Some of you are really full of shit, honey. And
then good stuff in the kitchen, good plates that you
love to eat off of, fabulous tea sets that you
love to drink out of, and fabulous gadgets to help
make cooking easier. Air fryer, Soljeriici hot water, rice steamer,
pressure cooker, multi cooker, Brava oven, Vita mix Yes, yes,
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kitchen aid stand mixer, Hello, pasta maker. Hello? Is this
thing on? You gotta eat, children, which means you gotta cook.
Have all the tools, every gadget you need. So spend
the money on the bedroom. Spend the money on the kitchen.
Spend the money on the bathroom, the rest of your house,
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whatever happens, happens. But those rooms, child, child, you gotta
have the nice sheets and the blankets and the mattress pads.
You could die up in the bed, and granted you'll
soil the sheets, but you won't be there. So you
know what, Let them carry you out in fabulous sheets.
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Let the corner or the ParaMed go, Wow, they died
in some nice dead, didn't they? My goodness? So yeah, Okay,
there's a tangent we got off on, isn't there. I
remember how the cassette player would eat your tapes. It
only ate your tapes when your heads were dirty. Now,
dirty head can be a good thing, but not on
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a cassette player. Okay, so you had to clean the
heads with alcohol, Honey, clean the little wheels. It only
ate your tapes if it was dirty, dirty, dirty cassette.
You're dirty pillus. Oh lord, So what's my outrage of
the day. I ranted yesterday, I rant in today. We'll
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have this gay week tomorrow and then Friday through. I'm
off Friday, Saturday, Sunday. So you know what, I don't
care today. I don't care. I don't care. Although, when
I heard that that motherfucking orange turd of a human
being last year made two point one bill million, like
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mister evil, two point one billion dollars. When I heard
that Donald Trump, while being a seated president, made two
point one billion dollars, more than any seated president has
ever made in office. To put that in perspective, what
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Donald Trump made last year alone, you could spend fifty
five thousand dollars a day for one hundred years. That's
how much money Donald Trump made last year alone, enough
to where he could spend fifty five thousand dollars a
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day for one hundred years. You see, every time I
throw these figures around two point one billion, whatever, I
want you to try to understand exactly how much money
that is. It's fifty five thousand dollars a day for
one hundred fucking years, and he sat there in our
White House, with every bit of conflict of interest and
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made that money. One point four billion off of crypto,
six hundred and eighty five billion off of something else.
All of them scams, all of them to curry, you know,
with people, to curry favor with him. It's disgusting, it's wrong,
and the ain't shit we can do about it.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
He's got the money.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Fifty five thousand dollars a day, and he releases this
figure out a time where we you know what, Yesterday
I cried, I'm going to share something with y'all. I
cried yesterday. I actually cried, boohoo tears. I called about
my car, okay, as you know, it blew up a
week and a half ago, and they said, okay, you know,
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we'll have to fix the radiator to see if the
rest of the car is okay.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I said, okay.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
So they said it'll be six hundred and fifty bucks,
four hundred for the radiator, two hundred for the radiator,
four hundred for labor.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I was like, okay.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
When I get there, it was eleven hundred and eighty
eight dollars.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
That's double.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
And I said what, and they said, annie freeze to
fill it up, hoses to connect it, and then I
needed two more things called ignition coils, because that's why the.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Light was on.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
So I paid the man. I got in the fucking car,
drove halfway home. The VSC check engine light came back on.
It heated up past halfway on the gauge. Oh, we'll
drive it for a day and if those lights don't reset,
bring it back on Monday and we'll put another ignition
coil in for one hundred and eighteen dollars, but I
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won't charge you labor. I got that car four years
ago when I bought it from when Steve.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Gave it to me.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
It needed two thousand dollars in work, and I thought, well,
it's an old car, and it's you know, that's a
cheap price, you know, because he gave it to me.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
So I paid that.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Two years later, it needed one thousand dollars, so that's
three thousand. In May of this year it needed twenty three,
So that's fifty three hundred. Now with this eleven hundred,
that's sixty five hundred dollars I've spent on a two
thousand and one Lexus with two hundred thousand miles on it,
and I don't have it. I had to put it
on a credit card, and I started crying on the
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way home. When the light came back on. I started
crying because I don't have any more to put into it,
and that means I probably lost a eleven hundred that
I just spent on it. I mean, I'll could sell
it probably and get that much out of it. So
I don't even know what to do with it. Take
it back and see if he can put another engine
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coil or ignition coil in and if that makes the
light go off, you know. I turned on the heater.
He said, if you turn on the heater and it
keeps getting hotter, the head gas gets blown. I turned
on the heater and it didn't keep getting hotter. The
gauge didn't go down, but it didn't get hotter. Said
that was a good sign.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
But I cried.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Because eleven hundred dollars, I mean, I don't have it.
And so when I hear that the president, my president,
the president of the United States, made enough money to
spend fifty five thousand dollars a day. That is most
people's annual salary, and he can spend a year of
someone's salary a day for one hundred years. It just
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it made me so mad, you know, it just it
made me so angry because here I am crying over
eleven hundred dollars, literally crying. You ain't going to hear
another host say these things to you. But there I
was in the car, just boohoo, Like what do I do?
Like I don't even want this car. I mean, it's
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a lot like Alexis is my dream car. I want
a convertible something I want to live where I don't
need a car. And then that's the other thing. My
HOA broke me.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yesterday.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I deleted my Facebook account. I cannot. I was on
there fighting with people from the HOA on our we
have a rain tree group on there, and I was
fighting people on it and calling people names, and you
asked whole of this and I thought, I don't need
this in my life. And then under my comments on Facebook,
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under gay pride post and stuff, there was this guy
who goes tell me, as a gay man, what rights
I'm losing? And I thought, if I have to tell you, you
stupid fucking moron, and I thought, no, see, you're upset.
I deleted my Facebook yesterday. I'm like, I don't need it.
I will post to Instagram and TikTok and I will
not go on there, and I will not read the comments.
I will simply post the videos to try to get
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interest in my show. I can't take it anymore. There's
too much negativity. I was crying yesterday over a car
because I don't have eleven hundred bucks. I mean, I
have it. I put it on a charge card, but
I was boo hooo tears. I thought, you know what,
you gotta get happier. And if this place where I live.
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I love my condo, but if it makes me sad
because every time I walk around I see deferred maintenance,
I see a waterfall not working, or I see sprinklers
that are broken, or a car port that's turned upside down,
and that gets me angry, then I have to move.
So yesterday I thought, well, maybe I should move in Vegas.
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You know, maybe I should move another place here until
I figure out where in the world I really want
to be, just to get out of here and get
in a house that doesn't have an hoa or if
it does an HOA that is professionally run and well
run and all of that. So yeah, I cried yesterday
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and then I thought, I've got to leave my house.
And I wanted to leave Vegas, but I thought, where.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Would I go?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
For real? Like, for real, where would I go? Ember's
vet is here that she loves. She's eleven. She's had
this vet since she was two. Well, she'll be eleven
in November, and I know she could learn to like
a new Vett. But you know, I have some doctors
here that I like. I thought, well, maybe I should
stay in Vegas another few years and then move it
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to see.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I don't even know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Trump has got me. I don't know where I'm coming
or going. And that's the truth. You know, the midterms
are in November. I'm like, maybe I should just wait
here at this condo until November, because.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Then if we do lose the midterms, I don't.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Know that I can stay in this country. I mean
maybe because we'll have be halfway through his term, but
if the Republicans have control of one or both houses again,
I just I don't know. Because one of our topics
today is how these motherfuckers in Congress who get one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year plus benefits for life,
and they all come out millionaires. These bitches went home early.
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They went home early because the conservative faction of Mike
Johnson's party is trying to attach this Save America Voting
Rights bill, which will make it almost impossible for half
of America to vote because you will have to show
a birth certificate or passport proof of citizenship. A driver's
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license will not be enough because that doesn't prove citizenship.
They are trying to get a bill through and so
they want to put it on the Defense funding funding bill.
But Mike Johnson knows if they do that, Democrats and
some Republicans will not pass the Defense funding bill.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
So he sent them home.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
And when they come back, they work for two weeks
from July fifteenth to July thirty first, and then they
go out for an August recess. I want that fucking job.
They don't do shit, they don't vote on anything, they
don't get anything done. They're not doing their checks and
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balances on the President of the United States. And they
only work one hundred and forty eight days out of
the year.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
And now they're gone away for two weeks, they'll come
back for two weeks and go away for a month
without doing shit while we suffer. They're not lowering prices,
they're not ending the Iran warbeat.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Stay now is shoes.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Rachel Mira.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Rachel Mira in the chat room. You are correct, she said,
get off of social media. It's bad for your sense.
She's right, it's bad for your mental health. Because yesterday
I decided that fuck all this. I am sixty three,
going to be sixty four. I need to be happier.
If this condo, being in this complex, with this agoa
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is making me unhappy, then I have to move. Whether
it's here in Vegas and I only move for a
year or two and then sell that house, or whether
I wait until November, until the it's only July, so August, September, October,
four months. You know I can wait four months? So
do I wait to the midterms, and then if if
we lose the midterms, truly just leave. I mean we
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all say that, right, we say that if the Democrats
lose the midterms, there'll be a lot of people fleeing America,
and those people will have means to do it.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
But you and I.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
If I only have one hundred or one hundred and
twenty thousand or one hundred and fifty thousand to leave America,
could I if I went to Thailand, I could do it.
And I don't want to count that out. I mean,
you know, I don't think i'd like it there. But
you know, if I'm truly escaping the United States, do
I go north to Canada, which became a country today,
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I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Will some of my friends be more apt to come
with me if we lose the midterms?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Maybe? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
You know, it takes three months for escrow, or you know,
at least two months. So if I sold my house,
you know, and it's going to take months to sell.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Why that's the other thing.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
I could put my house up for sale right now
in July and not sell it until the midterms. It
may not sell until until November. It might take four
months to sell. So maybe I should put it up
for sale right now and then you know, see, I
don't know. It's too much to think about. And I
just want to be happy, you know, I just want
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to be happy. Go where the water is. Yeah, you
can't live on one hundred and twenty k in Canada. No,
you can't go where the water is. Well, where is that, James?
Where is their water? I've asked chat GPT this thousands
of times. Chicago. Have you seen their winters? It's worse
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than our summers? You know, Massachusetts. Yeah, what entertainment is there?
You know, I am an entertainer. I would like to
stay around entertainment and the possibility of performing. You know,
New York can't afford it. I'd love to move to
New York, but not where I could afford in New York.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
You know.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
So I know a lot of us would like to
leave if the midterms don't go our way. But realistically,
the entire world is becoming too pricey. You know, people say,
what about Dublin, You love Ireland. I do Dublin cost
as much as Los Angeles. I could live in the
center of Ireland or the west of Ireland, but that's
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an isolated kind of life and don't want that. I'm
not ready to retire, although I really have. It was
kind of in a dream. I bought a pub and upstairs.
I lived upstairs in a three bedroom unit. Upstairs and
downstairs was the pub and I was the proprietor and
we served vegan pub food, and we had a stage
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and I performed and I had acts that came in
and yeah, it was a dream I had. But and
it was a pub in the middle of Ireland. It
wasn't in Dublin. It was in a village and I
was a hit in the village and everybody loved me.
And that sounds like a lifetime movie, doesn't it. But again,
I ain't got the money to buy a pub, you know.
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So east of the Mississippi, yeh, most of those states
are red.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Eh. That just leaves the.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Massachusetts, Vermont, a few other states, New York. I ain't
living in a red state. Oh hell to the no.
So we got Trump making two two point one billion
dollars fifty five thousand dollars a day for the next
hundred years. We got Congress going home.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
That's it. I'm out of here. I'm going home.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
We got Congress going home with their job not done,
coming back for two weeks in the middle of July,
and then going out again for a whole month in August.
What a useless, useless Mike Johnson should just be struck
by a meteor. I swear to God, just the most
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useless human being on the planet, along with Donald Trump
and Jade Vance and that Marky mark whatever his name is,
Marky Wayne whatever.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Every time that guy is so full of contempt for women,
for everybody, I want someone to literally smack the shit
out of him. He is one of those bullies that
actually need to be beaten up. You know, there's some
bullies that won't back down until they have the shit
it smacked out of him. He's one of them. Him
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and that Peter Heggsberth. They need a liberal progressive to just,
you know, some senator to smack because he's yelling at
the senators and showing them disrespect. One of the senators
should get up and just smack him in the face.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
But they won't.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
You know, back in the olden days, they would. In
the early days of the Continental Congress, people would get
shot on the Congressional floor. I am making that up.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Look it up.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Three people have been shot on the floor of Congress.
Oh yeah, Tempers used to flare, honey. Now, I'm not
saying he should be shot. He shouldn't be and he
shouldn't be killed. He should just have this shit smacked
out of him by a liberal that he's being so
such a bully too. He bullies people. He should not
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be allowed to be a bully. But you know, that's
advocating violence, and I don't like violence, so I don't
want to advocate it. Oh Lord, what happened to us?
Are you saying what happened to us? Or what happened
to the US? I don't what are you saying? Because
I think both are appropriately true. So Congress has quit.
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They basically quit. Mike Johnson couldn't get the members of
his own party just to vote on a defense bill
and not tack on this Trump voting bill. And since
he realized he couldn't get them to vote the way
he wanted them to, he sent.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Them all home. I want a boss that.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Sends me home weeks early with pay, and they're getting
paid and then two weeks off, come back for two
weeks in the middle of July and then August off.
What a gig, Alexa. How many days per year does
Congress work?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Do you see? How useless?
Speaker 5 (28:57):
No wonder we're all switching to chat GPT, you know,
because chat Pipettino's the answer that question.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
How many days per year the US home. Let's see
all the computer power in the world.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
They've been legislative stand one hundred and forty seven, one
hundred and sixty five legislative days per year.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yours listen daily to.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
The corell cast on your favorite streaming service. You're listening
to the corell cast driving you home or driving you crazy.
It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view. Yours
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listen daily to the corel cast on your favorite streaming service.
You're listening to the corelle cast driving you home or
driving you crazy.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
So the average American works about two hundred and fifty
days out of the year. And that's were the two
week vacation which most people don't take, so out another
ten days. So the average American works about two hundred
and sixty days a year. Meanwhile, the average Senator works
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one hundred and forty seven days out of the year.
So the most important governing body in our land works
about little more than one third of the year.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
One hundred and forty seven is what percent of three
hundred and sixty five ALEXA one hundred and forty seven
is what percent of three hundred and sixty five? So
the average congress person works forty percent of the year.
(31:24):
Alexa two hundred and sixty is what percent of three
hundred and sixty five? So you and I with a
full time job work seventy two percent of the year.
The average congress person works forty percent of the year
and gets one hundred and sixty thousand dollars a year
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plus benefits for life. Nice work if you can get it.
If you can get it, won't you tell me how?
And you see why the worst people run for congress. Lazy,
no account, good for nothings. That's that's what we have
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running our country. Lazy, no account, good for nothing. So
only work forty percent of the year. And they say, oh,
but they spend a lot of their other time meeting
with constituents. No, they fucking don't. How many of you
go meet with your congress person. I'm being serious here.
They don't meet with constituents. They meet with donors, they
meet with money people. They don't meet with you and I.
(32:28):
You and I meet with staff. I've met with Susie
Lee's office for five years in a row. Now for
the Music Advocacy Day, and guess what, we met with
staff every single time. Susie Lee ain't meeting constituents. She's
meeting money donors. And I love her and I'll vote
for her. But I'm just saying they don't meet with constituents.
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It's all a freakin' lie. And now they're not even
in session. They got sent home early by then they
come back on July fourteenth, They stayed for two weeks
and go out for August. And meanwhile, how's the work
of America getting done? Well, that's simple, it ain't.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
It ain't.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
I agree with Rachel. Democrats shouldn't have gone home. They
should have sat there and had to sit in and said, no,
let's fucking legislate, it's do our jobs.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Did you see in some state.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
I'd have to look it up, but a Democratic Socialist
who's only twenty nine years old beat a fifteen term
or a fifteen year Republican or no Democrat, another Democrat,
a very secure Democrat, a Democrat that was secure in
her seat lost to a twenty nine year old Democratic socialist. Oh,
(33:46):
two people have climbed the top of the Empire State
Building and unfold a banner. No, what's the banner say,
I mean, you're going to climb all the way up
the damn Empire state building.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
They've been taken into custody.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
What they say, when the power of love beats the beats,
the love of power of the world knows peace. So
why were they arrested? I mean, really, it's a great message.
Oh yeah, but they arrested, honey, cause you can't be climbing. Yes,
in Colorado a Colorado primary defeat. Her name is Maylotte Kiros.
(34:23):
She's a Democratic socialist and she beat a fifteen term incumbent.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Democrats better be careful because young people want Democrats socialists
like mandami. I want democratic socialist. I am the left
of the left, okay, I am. I don't think Democrats
go far enough to the left. I think energy should
be socialized. I don't think you should pay for electricity, gas, water,
(34:51):
any of that. I think it should all be free.
Oh I am a socialist, honey. I believe we should
have high speed trains that go all across the country
for free. Oh yeah, and who pays for it? The
twenty five million millionaires and billionaires at this country.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Bad.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Yes, I would take some of the money you bet
I would.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Hell yeah, if.
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Speaker 4 (35:48):
Love is in the air everywhere out of Korral. Love
is in the air everything and every sound.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Taylor and Travis TNT getting married this weekend at Madison
Square Garden, spending millions of dollars on their wedding?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Are you invited? Are you going?
Speaker 5 (36:06):
I didn't get my invite obviously, shouldn't have my mailing address.
Graham Norton's going shares probably going. I ain't going, but
I should be. Uh, And I got to thinking, you know, now,
granted they're millionaires and billionaires. Okay, but that being said,
can I just say there is conclusive research, conclusive research
(36:30):
that the most money you spend on your wedding, if
you spend a ton, you have a higher chance of divorce.
Ain't that something People who spend more on their weddings
have a higher divorce rate than people who don't. Do
you think Travis and Taylor gonna make it? You think
(36:50):
they're gonna be the Paul Newman and Johanna Woodward of
the of our modern day era? Are they gonna? Are
they gonna make it? I mean they've made it for
several years now, and they love And he's not threatened
by her because he's famous and got millions of dollars.
If he wasn't famous and poor, that would be different.
(37:11):
But he ain't poor, and he's hot as hell, and
I bet he's got a beautiful you know what, I
bet Johnson, and Johnson is strong with him. But you know,
are they gonna make it? Are they overspending? And she's
a billionaire, so dropping ten million on a wedding, that's
that's nothing. And by the way, she is very charitable.
(37:36):
She gives to millions to charity. She takes care of
her staff. At the end of her tour, she bought
the trucks for her truck drivers. She gave them one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars bonuses. She gave some of
her staff two hundred thousand. Her personal assistance at the
end of the tour. So she's a good girl. Okay woman,
(37:57):
she's a grown woman now, but she's I've met her
several times, sat with her at a table at an event.
She's very, very nice and she deserves all the joy
she's getting. She really does. And she's so smart. She
bought her tour buses years ago and she rents them
out to other artists when she's not on tour. Very smart.
(38:19):
That's like that Lyle Wagoner, remember Lyle Wagoner from a
Wonder Woman and all those other shows. Carol Burnett. He
was on location once and he was in a trailer
and he asked the studio where they got the trailer
from and they said, oh, there's this guy that owns
this ranch and he's got ten trailers and we rent
them from him. And Lyle Wagoner said, oh, there's an opening.
(38:41):
So he started Star Wagons. You've seen them. They wagg ons,
wagons with two g's after Wagner. So Lyle Wagner, the actor,
made a fortune because he started Star Wagon and they
were trailers meant for actors and actresses, tailored to what
(39:04):
they had, a makeup station, the bathroom and shower and
all that all because he was on a chute and
realized that there was no central place to go get
trailers when you needed to go do a shoot, so
he started Star Wagons. Well, Taylor Swift bought. She's managed herself,
so she didn't pay commissions. She doesn't anymore, but she
used to. She walked away from a record deal at
(39:25):
fifteen years old because they weren't putting her stuff out
with RCA Records, and she found an independent label that
would sign her and she stayed with that label ever since.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
That label is very happy. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
So she's a good lady, and she hates Donald Trump.
Hates him and went against management and parents and everything
and made it clear that she hates him. He's not
invited to the wedding. So she's a great lady. And
from everything I've seen about Travis Kelcey, he's a nice guy.
He's an LGBTQ advocate, which is rare for sports stars.
(40:04):
He's gorgeous, he loves his family, his brother, his mother,
you know. So, I mean, I think they've got a
fighting chance. I do, but I don't know the pressures
of being Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift. So I don't know.
I mean, Andrew and I fought a lot. We really
did because of the pressures of being the gay couple
at KFI, So we fought a lot. So I don't
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know if they're going to but they're spending a fortune
on their wedding, a fortune like millions of dollars, and
statistically that means they have a greater chance of divorce.
So down below in the comments, tell me do you
think Travis and Kelsey are gonna make it? Travis and Taylor?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
T and T. Do you think T and T are
gonna make it?
Speaker 5 (40:47):
I certainly hope they do. I hope in ten years
they're happy and have children and all of that.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
I really do.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
I wish them nothing but the best. There's some celebrity
like today, the lead singer of the Village People, Victor Willis.
He died died did seventy two years old. I think
some aggressive disease. And when I woke up and I
saw that, I was a horrible person because I said,
oh good, and I thought, oh stop that don't rejoice
(41:17):
in someone dying. But he turned maga. He tried to
say that YMCA was not a gay anthem, that he
didn't right it as a gay anthem. He's such a
fuck tard. You know, all of the group left. They
all left because of him. The cowboy, Philippe, the Indian,
(41:38):
the David Hodo, the construction worker. They all left the group.
When you go see the Village People, it was not
the original Village people. They left. They couldn't stand him.
And when he allowed Donald Trump to play their music
the group, the rest of the group left. They were like,
uh no, so he would tour with a fake Indian
(41:59):
and a fake construction worker, and he tried to say
that their music wasn't for gay people, which is the
biggest load of crap.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Ever. So when I heard he died.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
To day, I was like, eh, big deal, good riddance.
And I felt bad for that. I thought, oh, I
feel badly. I'm a bad person. I'm bad. But he
was an asshole, so you know, so yeah, I think
one of her parents is an attorney, maybe helped her
(42:32):
make some sort of her decision, so maybe, so yeah,
you know, I hope Travis and Taylor make it.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
I do.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
I hope that now if they don't, he can always
confine me, because oh lord, I must be thirsty because
this morning on the way home from the park. We
walked four and a half miles this morning. There was
a shirtless man and he had a chiseled chest and
a domino V. I followed him for like five blocks
walk in my way, but I could have passed him.
(43:02):
But I like to look from the back that t
shape on a man. Oh my god. He reminded me
I was gay, because honey, if I were thirty years younger,
i'd have walked right up to him and said, do
you need some help with you know, do you need
a little happy ending this morning?
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Uh? Because oh I had to lick those nipples raw.
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
He was just so handsome. He was so handsome and
just chiseled, and I thought, oh, girl, you're thirsty because
look you are just staring at him. But oh he
was shirtless with little tiny shorts, little tiny shorts and shirtless. Oh,
bronzed muscled. Oh oh, I'm getting the vapois dear lord. Oh,
(43:47):
the prenup for them probably is what one hundred pages long?
Two hundred pages some happy lawyers. I'll tell you that.
What if they don't do a prenup? Oh, bullshit, They're
doing a prenup she's a billion they're doing a prenup
because he would get spousal support, and even though he's
a millionaire, she's richer than he is. So yeah, do
(44:07):
you all think there's a prenup? They haven't made that public.
I see.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
I would never sign a prenup. Ever. I would never
sign a prenup. Ever. I don't care what my lawyer said.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
I would never sign a prenup because it implies you're
going to break up. Besides, the only way to leave
me is to die, ask Andrew.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
Ha.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
My husbands don't get out alive, honey, So no, I'm serious, though,
I would never sign a prenup ever.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Ever.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
Ever, I would not marry someone that I would think
what happens if we get a divorce, because I just
to me, that wouldn't even be on the table. And
I know a lot of you are all, oh, no,
you gotta have it, No, you don't. I would not
sign one. I would never sign one.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Ever. If I fell in love with some rich man and.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
My whole life was ahead of me to be fabulous,
and all I had to do was sign this piece
of paper that says if we ever get a divorce,
that you know, Nope, I would I would walk away.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
I would You all like, no, you wouldn't. Corell.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
If there was some rich man wanted to take care
of you the rest of your lot, uh huh. If
he wanted a prene up, and they always been phrasing
like I don't want this, you know, as far as
I'm concerned.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
But my lawyers, ah.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
No, no prenup. Yes, only see that in Vegas. Oh,
my tongue was hanging out this morning. Ember was like Dad,
she was trying to walk faster. Auld my, we ain't
passing that Manna, I'd have to walk backwards. Then we
(45:52):
are right up behind him too, very very close. He
smiled and said good morning. He turned around, looked, he goes, oh,
good morning. I was like, it is now, and I said.
He turned around and looked at me, and he goes, oh,
good morning, and I go it is now.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Oh. Oh.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
His chest just perfect, just not too big, not too small,
perfect nipples, the abdominal V. You know what I mean,
you know, the two cuts on the side, the abdominal V.
The six pack that wasn't too pronounced. He didn't look overdone.
Muscles in his arms, but not like vainy bulge.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Oh is a heater on.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
We need to shun the air conditioner up in here
because chah who. The prenup is a business decision, not
a romantic one. Sorry to me, it's a romantic one.
See this is where I disagree. I will never ever
ever sign a prenup, nor would I ever make anybody
(46:50):
sign one ever ever. First of all, if you divorce,
it should be amicable. You should hate each other, and
you know, if they cheat or whatever, and you go
to court, the judge ain't gonna give them half your
shit if they're the cheat, if they're cheating. So no,
(47:12):
no prenup. No I'm old fashioned. No, no prenup. I'm
sure Travis and Taylor have one. I would not have one, No,
nay no. I would do a verbal agreement. I would say,
if we ever get divorced, you leave with what you
came with or what is yours, you know, but you
(47:33):
don't split up. And then I would want to split everything.
If my partner help me get a better house, like Andrew.
Andrew inspired me to be better all the time. Well,
he pushed me, he made me. He was like, no,
you're gonna go work, No, you're gonna bring in the money. No, yes,
so I did. But you know he he would have
(47:56):
deserved if we ever got a divorce, he would have
deserved half of everything I had because he helped build it,
you know. And I had nothing before him, so it's
not like I was a millionaire prior to him. So
we got our money after together. No, I have nothing,
(48:17):
say I'm Whitney Houston.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
I have nothing, nothing nothing, fire down.
Speaker 8 (48:26):
Term you you.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
You you you.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I have nothing. If I don't have them, take the money,
take the house. I just need you.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
You see through right to the hall.
Speaker 6 (48:52):
Me.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
You break down my walls with the strength of your love.
You know you're all singing along. You know you are.
Oh heaven news. Oh I can't sing.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
Amber will start singing with me, won't She will down,
she will start singing with me.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
No, prene up.
Speaker 6 (49:15):
No.
Speaker 8 (49:17):
Besides, if it's that missy of a divorce, I'll have
you killed. If I am that wealthy, I'll just tell you, bitch.
You try to assume me, you will disappear.
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
I have watched enough forensic shows to know how to
make your ass drop dead. And nobody suspect to think, Oh,
it's so easy to do A quick little shot of insulin,
that'll do it. For a non diabetic, A huge jab
of insulin, they're done. Dijoxin a heart medication. They don't
(49:51):
screen for it on a talk screen. Oh no, especially
in older people. Just a quick shot of dijocsin and
they're going vizine and the car I'll do it, yep, undetectable.
Oh yes, lots of ways, lots. I'm not saying you
should do any of them. I'm just saying I don't
(50:11):
need no prena. I'll make it clear. You leave me
in a pine box. I better not get married to
get another husband die, because y'all will come back to
this show and say he killed.
Speaker 4 (50:24):
Him, he did it.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
And if Travis Kelsey dropped dead one day, we'd be
better be looking at tailor going what no prena?
Speaker 4 (50:37):
Okay, all right, I'll be loud.
Speaker 6 (50:42):
All.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
My niece is in the chat room. Hello, Fawn, My niece,
Fawn is.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
In the time.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Now it's show.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
Side, all right. Last segment of the day tomorrow is
this gay Week with my friend you know. Now see
there's a man I date. Oh he's straight, but that's
Scott that I do this week every week the show
that I do here with Scott. Isn't he just the
dreamiest He's so cute and he's so informed and just
(51:28):
a world traveler. He's been in war zones all over
the world. And a great writer. Oh, he's such a catch.
Of course he's straight. I would find the one man
that I like be heterosexual, and that's just something.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
But what if?
Speaker 5 (51:42):
So Scott and I will be here tomorrow with this
gay week, and then Friday, of course I have off because.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
It's the third of July. Are you gonna celebrate? I
bought some impossible.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Beef yesterday, you know, the fake meat, because I'm gonna
have a burger. But I couldn't buy buns. I could
have bought some buns this morning, honey. Oh, I could
have put my nose right in. Oh, honey.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (52:05):
And he had a little bit of sweat going down
the back right and the small of his back. There
was some sweat just dripping. I wanted to lick that
right off. But anyway, I couldn't buy buns because every
bun that I read that I wanted to buy, there
were like eighteen ingredients that I did not know what
they were. Pinsodium, potassium, hydrot loopers.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
It's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 5 (52:29):
So now tomorrow I got to start some dough going
so I can bake fresh hamburger buns for the Fourth
of July. And I'm gonna make potato salad, but not
with mayo, because no fat. I'm cutting out all the
fat and calories that i can. Well a quarter cup.
It'll have a quarter cup of vegan veganas and the
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rest will be pickle juice and Dijon mustard and stuff
like that.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
I'll show you.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
I'll tape it when I make my potato salad, so
next week you can I'll see how I may eat
my potato salad. So I'm gonna have a hamburger and
I'm gonna well our fresh big bun and some potato salad.
I might even make some coal slaw.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
I might.
Speaker 5 (53:10):
I like coleslaw, throw some crazins in it and a
little pineapple in it.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
Oh yeah, I like that stuff. I do, I do,
I do? I do?
Speaker 5 (53:19):
Oh Alan Rixon, Oh, someone get me him. Oh lord,
I do have a crush on that tall stranger.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
Oh yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (53:26):
But Alan Rixon there's another one. Now he's heterosexual too,
But oh my god. Channing Tatum oh oh, and John Cena.
He's so nice and sweet and protected his gay siblings,
and he's just handsome as hell. And there's more than
(53:47):
a few people out there that I would definitely I
must be thirsty. I must be because child men are
looking good all of a sudden. I sometimes I just
don't even notice. I'm like whatever, who cares? But today
I was noticing child even when other people picking up
the trash at the park with the vesta because they're
doing community service, blonde hair go tee tattoos down his
(54:10):
legs and his arms probably thirty years old.
Speaker 6 (54:13):
Woo.
Speaker 5 (54:15):
I was like, oh, there's some rough trade right there.
But anyway, enough, Well, what do we want to talk about?
Trump being an asshole making two point one billion dollars
or fifty five thousand dollars a day? Congress going home?
I did want to talk about chalans because we are
talking about dating and men and all of that, and
(54:36):
there's a new trend among the young people, and it's
called chalants. Instead of dating first and second dates, where
you're supposed to act non chalant, you're supposed to act
not too interested. See I'm not that way when I'm
at Tyler Banister. Even though we were just going to
be friends. He gave me his number. I texted him
on the way home. I said, let's go to tea
(54:57):
this afternoon. Right away, we jumped into the friendship. When
I meet someone, I like, I'm all about them right away,
Like I want to start spending time with them right away,
not like, oh, well, let's see each other next week.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Oh no.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
If I go on a date with you and I
am interested in you, I'm going to tell you I'm
interested in you.
Speaker 4 (55:16):
Can I see you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (55:19):
That's called chalants, and nowadays it appears that kids under
thirty like that more than people who are nonchalant, like
oh yeah, that was fun. I'll get with you next week,
or let's try to put something on the books, or no,
I think you're cool, Yeah, let's do this again.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
You know. Ah uh.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
They like people who are all in from the get go.
I read a whole article in USA today about the
rise of chalans, and I thought, well, that's me. That's
how I've been for my whole life. If I like
someone as a friend or as more, I let them
(55:59):
know right away. I like you. We should see more
of each other. I don't play all koy and like, well.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
Maybe i'll check my schedule and you get back.
Speaker 5 (56:08):
I know, No, if I go on a date with you,
you better text me when I get home. Okay, when
we leave the restaurant or leave whatever we have done
and we separate. Of course, if you're gay, we're gonna
have sex on the first date, because that's what gays do.
But you better text me when you get home or
(56:31):
the next morning. All these people, do you think it's
too soon? We went out on a date last night.
Do you think it's too soon to send them a note?
Speaker 4 (56:39):
Think no? And now people want that.
Speaker 5 (56:44):
Back in the day, I guess they thought it was creepy,
or you were a stalker, or seem too needy or
too or too rambunctious. Now they want rambunctious. It's called shalance.
I say, if you like something, let it be known.
If you like someone, tell him from the get go. Look,
(57:04):
I fell in love with Andrew the minute I met him.
And that's the truth. The minute I met him. I
fell in love with him the minute and he went
home with someone else. He went home with Dan Campbell,
and I went back to the bar that Sunday that
was on a Thursday. I went back to the bar
that Sunday and let him know we were going to
be dating, and he laughed at me. I said, well,
(57:25):
you better get over this job as a waiter here
at the frat house because I'm not having my boyfriend
have men's hands all over him. He said, well, it's
a good thing I'm not your boyfriend. And I said,
well you're going to be. He's like, oh am I really.
I said, yo, yeah, you're gonna be my boyfriend and
he was like yeah no and I said yeah yeah,
(57:45):
and he goes, well, not this weekend because I'm going
to Big Bear. And I said no, no, no, Sunday,
you're going meet with me to a game and Vesta
Williams is singing, and we're going in her limo. We're
going to sit in a box and then we're going
to watch the Laker game and then we're going to
go out with Vesta afterwards. He's all, no, we're not.
I'm going to be in Big Bear. I said no, no, no,
Sunday at two in the afternoon, I'm meeting you in
a limo and we're going and he said no, I'm
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all be in Big Bear. So Saturday I called every Howard.
Speaker 4 (58:13):
In Big Bear.
Speaker 5 (58:14):
I'd only met him twice. I called every Howard in
Big Bear, and on the fourth Howard I got the
right place. Is your son there?
Speaker 4 (58:22):
Uh? Yes? And he's all, hello, who is this? I go.
It's me Charles And he's like, why are you calling me? Here?
I go because you're coming back to go with me?
Speaker 5 (58:30):
Right Gus who came back and went with me and
who moved in the following Thursday, and who I was
never a part with more than twenty four hours in
twelve years.
Speaker 4 (58:41):
I am corral. You'd be who you want to be.
So I haven't hurt anybody because I am not non strong.
I love you all. I'll see you. Have a STAVEM
and happy fourth.
Speaker 5 (58:50):
We're going to do this gay week tomorrow and then
it will be the fourth, So have a happy four's body.
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