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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And they were stealing voter data. China was meddling in
the election.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
China was up to no good. Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Christopher Ray was in charge of the FBI, and supposedly
the CIA covered all this up.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So is anyone going to get arrested or does thisbody
ever get punished for any of these things we find
out about? No? Yeah, how many politicians have gotten in
trouble over that Somalian fraud situation in Minnesota. None. They're
all still in charge of the same stuff they've been
in charge with since it started.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
The only consequence to a politician is that now Tim
Walls can't run for office again.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But he'll probably go make more money as a lobbyist
or something.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well he already got he is. Yeah, he's ready to go.
But none of us should shock us back when this
took place. You remember the intelligence agencies were bullying the
social media companies to suppress information about the pandemic. Oh yeah,
we were getting into trouble at the time on Facebook
and Instagram and Twitter because we were sharing stories about
how it's very possible the pandemic didn't start in a
(01:02):
wet market with bat soup lake. They told us. It's shocking,
but yeah, can you imagine.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The person in charge of the CIA at the time
was Gina Haspell. Now I know what you're thinking, a
white woman. Yeah, I know, a white liberal woman, it
would seem. And obviously we're never going to criticize that.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well, certainly. No.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
John Ratcliffe is the current CIA director, and I noticed
he's not exactly being very helpful. Even when it's Trump's administration,
the intelligence agency still can't really be trusted. Why do
you think Tulsea's really stepping down? Is her husband really
as sick as they claim or something else?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Doubt it? Right, it's almost never because I want to
spend more time with my family. Uh, I have a
six spouse. I need to go take care of it.
It's usually never what they tell you it is.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's usually never what they tell you it is. And
that's because if they told you the truth, you wouldn't
be able to handle.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It, right, U can't handle the truth, man? Somebody said
that once. It was Yeah, what movie was that? You're
not familiar with that line? No movie, No, I never
heard of it. Can't handle the truth? No, it's that,
Oh he made it up. It's not a real thing.
Oh you just came up with that, right now? Yeah,
I just came up with it. Man.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's pretty good, dude. Yeah, it sounds like something Jack
Nicholson would say or something like that. But who uh
I heard him? Sorry, Jack Nicholas of the golfer he's
a golfer. Yeah, he's a gopher. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, So with all that being said, we now have
the receipts, we know China was involved.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Nothing's gonna happen, it doesn't matter. Moving along to the
next thing, and I'm sure we all agree. Why didn't
Lena Dunham play Helen of Troy in the new Odyssey movie?
It's very offensive? Did she turn the part down? The
most beautiful woman in the world should have been Lena
Dunham or Rosie O'Donnell. The fact that they gave it
to a professional model is very offensive. Obviously, it's great
(02:49):
that they chose a marginalized Kenyan woman, but still it
would have been nice if you know, she was just
a little more body positive.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Thought that would have been nice. Yeah, but what can
we do? Gonna go see The Odyssey tonight? You have to,
don't you. I mean, it's the Odyssey and it's getting
all kinds of attention. So sure, not me, but I'm
sure some people will.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Helen of Troy, the woman who's face launched a thousand ships,
Lena Dunham, the woman who's face launched a thousand What
the hell were we.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Thinking memes this?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
This would have been a great time to bring Lena
don if not Danny DeVito, then Lena Dunham.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think either way, you know, it would have worked
out really well. Now they say that this Odyssey movie
that is officially opening today for the first day officially
opening just now, has already lost like hundreds of a
hundred million dollars. There's something but that was super Girl.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But they predict this is going to lead I don't
know if this is comparing one to the other. Yeah,
they're saying that this is gonna do as bad as
Snow White or Supergirl. Who knows. Someone might still go
see it. But they didn't make it woke. I mean,
it hasn't happened yet, so who knows. But it's out
there now.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Something else you.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Could go see if your board is an open casket
for the guy that was shot by ice in Houston,
the Hispanic George Floyd. Now the question has become was
it meth or salt in his van?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Salt?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
His lawyer says they were little baggies of sault. The
FBI thinks it was meth.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, because a lot of people just drive around all
the time with multiple little baggies of salt.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I wish the FBI had waited before testing it first
to tell everyone what they found, because if it is salt,
that's all you're.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Gonna hear about. Now it's like, Oh, they're trying to
make him look bad. He hit an ice agent with
his car. You don't have to make him look bad.
He's he was violent and dangerous. Why didn't you just
comply when you were pulled over?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Ju?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
All of you? Really, how many baggies of salt do
you currently have? And you'll call on the dashboard? Uh
oh well anyway, really, what if it was a salt
in your trunk? Okay? Well? Yeah, bout the spare tile
like little mini baggies with you little individual little mini
baggies self serves e salt like dozens obviously the kind
with the resealable I obviously it's kind of a ziplock
(05:05):
kind of a feel to a very common thing to
have in your car. I'm sure we all have those.
You wouldn't just keep it in some sort of a container,
like a shaker of some kind. You would want to
put it, divide it up into individual.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Bagg Well, what I do is I weigh it first
to make sure everyone is like a perfect eighth of
an ounce.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's smart right there, because that's taking care of your body.
And then each of the bag he contains the perfect
amount of salt. The next time I eat an Enchilada
announces or Kilo grahams. I mean, I'm just curious. Also,
these are Mexicans. Does their food require salt? I thought
it was. It feels like it's pretty salty already. Maybe
(05:43):
he felt sorry for one of his green Goo friends.
He was delivering salt to him. Oh yeah, cause he
didn't have good food. That would make a lot of sense,
of course. Yeah, yeah, I mean obviously all this makes
perfect sense. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
They want you to wear blue to the funeral because
it's a it's some one come all open to the public.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And I think Jennifer Lopez will be performing, so oh good, we'll.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Get to see her ass again. Yeah, you get to
see her Twitter, because that'll be nice. You can't hardly
miss that ass. No, I mean you could see that
from way over there. You can see her ass from
the front.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I know she's a beautiful woman and she has a
great body and everything. But she's in her fifties now
and she still performs in lingerie and a thong twerking on.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Stage, Like what what? What's the point of that? You
got no problem with it, right, but you know, you
do ask the question at some point. You know, you're
you're like a grandma. Should you still be doing? You can?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But should you? I actually think it's great. I just
don't understand why she needs to do it. Is it
is the only way she could sell a ticket?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Or is it to get more men to go? Or
how it possible that she just wants to give the
audience what they paid for. But the audience is a
bunch of like middle aged torto women. What do they?
Why do they if she came out on stage and
did all singing or whatever and she didn't twurk in
a thong and shove her ass in the face of
the crowd, might storm out of there saying, you know,
(07:07):
I paid good money and I didn't get to see
her towerk. You know, it's a good point.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It'd be like if you went to Little Caesar's and
you didn't get crazy bread, or if you went to
Taco Bell and you didn't get explosive diarrhea, well, then yeah,
you got ripped exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You might wonder what happened here?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Aren't we going to get to see an old lady
in a thong to werk for us?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I paid good money for this? But also has everybody
seen her ass by? Now? Oh? For sure? Is there
anything new you know coming up with that ass? All right?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, Jennifer Lopez his ass aside, obviously you're gonna want
to go to the George Floyd hispanic George Floyd funeral.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And on that note, can't help.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But notice Democrats spent months demonizing Ice, calling him the Gestapo.
Now once again gunfire at a federal building. Somebody shooting
a gun at the Ice building in Phoenix, shocking.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I know, the Democrat are a puzzling group of folks
because you may notice occasionally it seems like they don't
make any sense. They want to abolish ice because ice
kills people, but they want to protect the illegal aliens
who kill people and rape and steal and torture. No
(08:20):
calls to abolish illegals because one or two of them
may have run over some people with their car or
Trump that it seems like maybe they're not really even
paying attention to what they're saying. Yeah, I know what
you mean, and isn't it interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
The same day Marco Rubio gives a speech about left
wing violence, somebody opens fire on an ice facility in Phoenix.
The media will tell you that Marco Rubio is exaggerating,
but meanwhile, at the other end of the country, terrorists
are attacking a government facility.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like, what more do you want? Well, I could also
bring up the gay community of the liberal slant and
the National Socialist Party agenda. Sure the gay community will
continue to not just support but promote your support as
well of the Islamization of America.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, the importation of a culture that seems to want
to see all of them dead on a spike.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
But doesn't seem to occur to these people that they
want to kill you, specifically you gay America because of
your you know, lifestyle, let's sayings, and yet you support
them and protect them being here.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh that reminds me. Available now at I Love WJ
dot com. We now have a hamas scarf, but we
replaced all the colors with rainbow Pride flag color.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah really nice. Yes, yours a swell show you're putting
on for the Faulks, Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Smelly corpse in the bed, and I'm gonna be ronning.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
There will be pus coming out in my eyes. Well,
you know the first thing, you know, once you you know,
hit room temperature and you relax, all the things you've
been squeezing in is gonna come slipping out of you. Bro.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I always wondered why that doesn't happen more often when
people get tased.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh, it happens pretty regular at least one or the other.
But yeah, you know, dying for sure. The back when
they used to hang people a lot back old Wes.
You know, folks would come from all over for a
good hanging, like a true grit, you know, true grit
to be sure, big hanging in the town square. There.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You're right, it does. I don't think we're allowed to
talk about it anymore, though, are.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
We not allowed? I love people telling me I ain't
allowed to because boy, it just gets me, Yeah, damn straight.
But when they'd hang people, a lot of times they'd
you know, they drop and the neck would pop and
then they just everything could just let go. You don't
want to be the guy that have to, you know,
(10:58):
unhook him from the rope. Oh no, no, somebody had to.
Somebody had to do it, unless you just want to
cut it and bury him with the rope attached.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Senator Ruben Diego hadn't been around very long, you remember.
Not long ago they had Dianne Feinstein and Kamala where
the senators at, and then one of them died and
the other became vice president.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Which one died? That's a great question. There's no way
to know. Anyway, Ruben was out paling around with Eric Swallwell,
and Eric wanted to be governor.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But what's that gentleman out there? Tom Sneyer had billions
of dollars and he said, I'm going to expose you
for all the creepy shenanigans and tom foolery you did.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Right, They still haven't finished this little race, have they.
They've got a billionaire, which we're all supposed to hate,
running for the new governor.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I have a close family member I'm not going to
say anything was. But he's the chief of staff for
a state senator in California, and he tells.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That uncle that Bill's helicopters. No really not No, that
guy builds helicopters. But no, he's he's a not too
family member. And when something happens in California in politics,
I call him on the phone and I'll go, all right,
is it true? So when the Eric thing popped off,
Eric Swalwell first question, Hey, man, is this guy as
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creepy as they say or are they just thrown him
under the bus because he wants to be governor?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And like a lot of things, it's nuanced. It's layered
like a diarrhea burrito at Taco Bell. You know, there's
a lot of ingredients in there.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
He says.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Some of it's probably true, some of it's probably not.
But we've known about this for a while. Yes, it
is a little odd when suddenly their accusations being lobbed
at someone seconds before they might become the next powerful
figure in the biggest state in the country.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Sure, but in Eric.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Swalwell's case, there was a lot of evidence, a lot
of signs, and a lot it wasn't just one stupid
person somewhere making dumb allegations with no basis or evidence.
It was a lot of people combined together. And when
he was out doing some of this stuff, he wasn't alone.
He was with Senator Rubin, his good buddy from you know,
(12:59):
I'm sorry, I say California, Rubins from Arizona. But the
point is West Coast Democrats, and they had a sexual relationship.
They claim he had banged a couple of staff members. Now,
I don't think you should have sex with your employees.
That's just my position.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
A lot of people feel that way because they actually
wrote it out as some sort of a more than
a suggestion. I think it was actually kind of a rule,
if you will, right, die Go's tight with Eric Swalwell,
the guy who had his own Chinese spy girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Do you remember that Birds of a Feather flock together?
They say, And there's that weird video of Eric in
a hotel room and it looks like Rubens on the
bed with some girl and they're about to play Chinese
finger traps with her. There's some really creepy stuff. It's
not just allegations. There's videos and photos and it doesn't
look good. These guys treat Congress like a dating app,
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but instead of swiping left there, Well you get the idea. Anyway,
power proximity staffers who are often young and ambitious and
just want to get ahead, and politics, and I don't know,
these guys are creeps.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
They deserve what they're getting. Now, are they getting in trouble? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I gotta think, Well, Aaron's done, his career's over. You'll
never hear from him again. He may be in some
legal trouble Rubin probably at the very least.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I think his wife's a little upset with him right now. Well,
let's see what happened. But that legal trouble almost never
does work out for us, does he? If you're single
and you go out and you date whatever, It doesn't
sound like they're very concerned about their wife trouble. If
they're out running around acting like that. Yeah, you know,
it's like, is he really does he care? Makes you wonder?
(14:36):
I don't think he cares.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
While we're talking about creeps, Massachusetts Governor Mara Healey is
clutching pearls over ice enforcement. Meanwhile, in her own state,
a migrant just got arrested for raping a disabled child.
Same thing in Minnesota. Tim Walls didn't want some child pedophile,
that's some child rapists to get deported, so he pardoned
(14:58):
him and then Ruby deported him.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Anyway, good, Where are you sending back home? Laos?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I think was the place where he was from. I
know what you're thinking. Isn't that a bug? No, it's
a country. No, that's a well plural force layocean. I
think Laos, it's pretty serious. Sexual assault allegations against creepy
migrant here and that person that was affected by it,
one of the most marginalized in our society, a disabled child.
(15:26):
Come on, dude, have you no heart? You know when
everyone dies, you're going to meet the guy upstairs. There's
a person waiting for you. There shall come up and
hidden for you.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
When you meet Saint Peter. You want to get through
the line there, don't you?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You know it's this is the bouncer to the greatest
nightclub in the history of mankind. And I'm thinking you're
going to get rejected and sent to an extra crispy
place in hell.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, Pittsburgh style. I don't think you're gonna like it.
I like it Pittsburgh style. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Here's something else that's been sitting on the back burner
all week. Earlier this week, I've had this sitting here
and I just I don't know. It's Friday. Now we
can get to all the stuff we didn't have time
to get to. Do you remember the Jurassic Park star died. Yeah,
Sam Neil, right was his name. Him and Alec Baldwin
were in a movie together. I'm just going to play
a little bit of this for you. I'm not going
to make you listen to the whole thing. Alec Baldwin
(16:17):
wanted to do a tribute to his friend who died.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I just wanted to come on here quickly and say.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
How stricken I was to learn of the death of
Sam Neil when I did Hunt for Red October. I'm
gonna pause it right here. This is a three minute video.
That's the last time he's gonna mention Sam Neil.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
From that moment right there where he just said when
I did this movie and when i'd The entire speech
is going to be about how I did all this stuff.
Completely forget about the dead guy he's supposedly attributing. We
shot in eighty nine. It came out in nineteen ninety,
a long time ago. Yeah, and that was probably my
first big movie in terms of having a decent sized
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roles working girl and beetle juice.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That is what he looks like. He's tired and bro,
that's just the SAgs under his eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think, Yes, John is a great dress. One of
the most exciting parts of it. There's this thing that
some people don't think. It's real science.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's called physic not physiognomy, and what it defines is
that if someone's ugly on the inside, eventually they'll become
very ugly on the outside.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Believe that. And that seems to be what's happening now.
Like absolutely, he's becoming a very creature like looking person.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
The second he starts talking about his dead friend or
just a guy he knew, really, it's like he forgot
he was talking about. I mean, it suddenly becomes a
video about the hunt for Red October all about me.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Me me, me, me, me me me. I've suffered a
lass here because some guy I know, you know, died
and it's really upsetting me.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Is there anyone in Hollywood that's not a scum sucking
parasite boy?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
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Speaker 2 (18:24):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
And they were stealing voter data. China was meddling in
the election.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
China was up to no good. Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Christopher Ray was in charge of the FBI, and supposedly
the CIA covered all this up.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So is anyone going to get arrested or does thisbody
ever get punished for any of these things we find
out about? No? Yeah, how many politicians have gotten in
trouble over that Somalian fraud situation in Minnesota. None. They're
all still in charge of the same stuff they've been
in charge with since it started.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
The only consequence to a politician is that now Tim
Walls can't run for office again.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But he'll probably go make more money as a lobbyist
or something.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well he already got he is. Yeah, he's ready to go.
But none of us should shock us back when this
took place. You remember the intelligence agencies were bullying the
social media companies to suppress information about the pandemic. Oh yeah,
we were getting into trouble at the time on Facebook
and Instagram and Twitter because we were sharing stories about
how it's very possible the pandemic didn't start in a
(01:02):
wet market with bat soup lake. They told us. It's shocking,
but yeah, can you imagine.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The person in charge of the CIA at the time
was Gina Haspell. Now I know what you're thinking, a
white woman. Yeah, I know, a white liberal woman, it
would seem. And obviously we're never going to criticize that.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well, certainly. No.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
John Ratcliffe is the current CIA director, and I noticed
he's not exactly being very helpful. Even when it's Trump's administration,
the intelligence agency still can't really be trusted. Why do
you think Tulsea's really stepping down? Is her husband really
as sick as they claim or something else?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Doubt it? Right, it's almost never because I want to
spend more time with my family. Uh, I have a
six spouse. I need to go take care of it.
It's usually never what they tell you it is.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's usually never what they tell you it is. And
that's because if they told you the truth, you wouldn't
be able to handle.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It, right, U can't handle the truth, man? Somebody said
that once. It was Yeah, what movie was that? You're
not familiar with that line? No movie, No, I never
heard of it. Can't handle the truth? No, it's that,
Oh he made it up. It's not a real thing.
Oh you just came up with that, right now? Yeah,
I just came up with it. Man.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's pretty good, dude. Yeah, it sounds like something Jack
Nicholson would say or something like that. But who uh
I heard him? Sorry, Jack Nicholas of the golfer he's
a golfer. Yeah, he's a gopher. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, So with all that being said, we now have
the receipts, we know China was involved.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Nothing's gonna happen, it doesn't matter. Moving along to the
next thing, and I'm sure we all agree. Why didn't
Lena Dunham play Helen of Troy in the new Odyssey movie?
It's very offensive? Did she turn the part down? The
most beautiful woman in the world should have been Lena
Dunham or Rosie O'Donnell. The fact that they gave it
to a professional model is very offensive. Obviously, it's great
(02:49):
that they chose a marginalized Kenyan woman, but still it
would have been nice if you know, she was just
a little more body positive.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Thought that would have been nice. Yeah, but what can
we do? Gonna go see The Odyssey tonight? You have to,
don't you. I mean, it's the Odyssey and it's getting
all kinds of attention. So sure, not me, but I'm
sure some people will.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Helen of Troy, the woman who's face launched a thousand ships,
Lena Dunham, the woman who's face launched a thousand What
the hell were we.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Thinking memes this?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
This would have been a great time to bring Lena
don if not Danny DeVito, then Lena Dunham.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think either way, you know, it would have worked
out really well. Now they say that this Odyssey movie
that is officially opening today for the first day officially
opening just now, has already lost like hundreds of a
hundred million dollars. There's something but that was super Girl.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But they predict this is going to lead I don't
know if this is comparing one to the other. Yeah,
they're saying that this is gonna do as bad as
Snow White or Supergirl. Who knows. Someone might still go
see it. But they didn't make it woke. I mean,
it hasn't happened yet, so who knows. But it's out
there now.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Something else you.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Could go see if your board is an open casket
for the guy that was shot by ice in Houston,
the Hispanic George Floyd. Now the question has become was
it meth or salt in his van?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Salt?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
His lawyer says they were little baggies of sault. The
FBI thinks it was meth.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, because a lot of people just drive around all
the time with multiple little baggies of salt.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I wish the FBI had waited before testing it first
to tell everyone what they found, because if it is salt,
that's all you're.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Gonna hear about. Now it's like, Oh, they're trying to
make him look bad. He hit an ice agent with
his car. You don't have to make him look bad.
He's he was violent and dangerous. Why didn't you just
comply when you were pulled over?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Ju?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
All of you? Really, how many baggies of salt do
you currently have? And you'll call on the dashboard? Uh
oh well anyway, really, what if it was a salt
in your trunk? Okay? Well? Yeah, bout the spare tile
like little mini baggies with you little individual little mini
baggies self serves e salt like dozens obviously the kind
with the resealable I obviously it's kind of a ziplock
(05:05):
kind of a feel to a very common thing to
have in your car. I'm sure we all have those.
You wouldn't just keep it in some sort of a container,
like a shaker of some kind. You would want to
put it, divide it up into individual.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Bagg Well, what I do is I weigh it first
to make sure everyone is like a perfect eighth of
an ounce.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's smart right there, because that's taking care of your body.
And then each of the bag he contains the perfect
amount of salt. The next time I eat an Enchilada
announces or Kilo grahams. I mean, I'm just curious. Also,
these are Mexicans. Does their food require salt? I thought
it was. It feels like it's pretty salty already. Maybe
(05:43):
he felt sorry for one of his green Goo friends.
He was delivering salt to him. Oh yeah, cause he
didn't have good food. That would make a lot of sense,
of course. Yeah, yeah, I mean obviously all this makes
perfect sense. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
They want you to wear blue to the funeral because
it's a it's some one come all open to the public.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And I think Jennifer Lopez will be performing, so oh good, we'll.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Get to see her ass again. Yeah, you get to
see her Twitter, because that'll be nice. You can't hardly
miss that ass. No, I mean you could see that
from way over there. You can see her ass from
the front.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I know she's a beautiful woman and she has a
great body and everything. But she's in her fifties now
and she still performs in lingerie and a thong twerking on.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Stage, Like what what? What's the point of that? You
got no problem with it, right, but you know, you
do ask the question at some point. You know, you're
you're like a grandma. Should you still be doing? You can?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But should you? I actually think it's great. I just
don't understand why she needs to do it. Is it
is the only way she could sell a ticket?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Or is it to get more men to go? Or
how it possible that she just wants to give the
audience what they paid for. But the audience is a
bunch of like middle aged torto women. What do they?
Why do they if she came out on stage and
did all singing or whatever and she didn't twurk in
a thong and shove her ass in the face of
the crowd, might storm out of there saying, you know,
(07:07):
I paid good money and I didn't get to see
her towerk. You know, it's a good point.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It'd be like if you went to Little Caesar's and
you didn't get crazy bread, or if you went to
Taco Bell and you didn't get explosive diarrhea, well, then yeah,
you got ripped exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You might wonder what happened here?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Aren't we going to get to see an old lady
in a thong to werk for us?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I paid good money for this? But also has everybody
seen her ass by? Now? Oh? For sure? Is there
anything new you know coming up with that ass? All right?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, Jennifer Lopez his ass aside, obviously you're gonna want
to go to the George Floyd hispanic George Floyd funeral.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And on that note, can't help.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But notice Democrats spent months demonizing Ice, calling him the Gestapo.
Now once again gunfire at a federal building. Somebody shooting
a gun at the Ice building in Phoenix, shocking.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I know, the Democrat are a puzzling group of folks
because you may notice occasionally it seems like they don't
make any sense. They want to abolish ice because ice
kills people, but they want to protect the illegal aliens
who kill people and rape and steal and torture. No
(08:20):
calls to abolish illegals because one or two of them
may have run over some people with their car or
Trump that it seems like maybe they're not really even
paying attention to what they're saying. Yeah, I know what
you mean, and isn't it interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
The same day Marco Rubio gives a speech about left
wing violence, somebody opens fire on an ice facility in Phoenix.
The media will tell you that Marco Rubio is exaggerating,
but meanwhile, at the other end of the country, terrorists
are attacking a government facility.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like, what more do you want? Well, I could also
bring up the gay community of the liberal slant and
the National Socialist Party agenda. Sure the gay community will
continue to not just support but promote your support as
well of the Islamization of America.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, the importation of a culture that seems to want
to see all of them dead on a spike.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
But doesn't seem to occur to these people that they
want to kill you, specifically you gay America because of
your you know, lifestyle, let's sayings, and yet you support
them and protect them being here.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh that reminds me. Available now at I Love WJ
dot com. We now have a hamas scarf, but we
replaced all the colors with rainbow Pride flag color.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah really nice. Yes, yours a swell show you're putting
on for the Faulks, Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Smelly corpse in the bed, and I'm gonna be ronning.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
There will be pus coming out in my eyes. Well,
you know the first thing, you know, once you you know,
hit room temperature and you relax, all the things you've
been squeezing in is gonna come slipping out of you. Bro.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I always wondered why that doesn't happen more often when
people get tased.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh, it happens pretty regular at least one or the other.
But yeah, you know, dying for sure. The back when
they used to hang people a lot back old Wes.
You know, folks would come from all over for a
good hanging, like a true grit, you know, true grit
to be sure, big hanging in the town square. There.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You're right, it does. I don't think we're allowed to
talk about it anymore, though, are.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
We not allowed? I love people telling me I ain't
allowed to because boy, it just gets me, Yeah, damn straight.
But when they'd hang people, a lot of times they'd
you know, they drop and the neck would pop and
then they just everything could just let go. You don't
want to be the guy that have to, you know,
(10:58):
unhook him from the rope. Oh no, no, somebody had to.
Somebody had to do it, unless you just want to
cut it and bury him with the rope attached.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Senator Ruben Diego hadn't been around very long, you remember.
Not long ago they had Dianne Feinstein and Kamala where
the senators at, and then one of them died and
the other became vice president.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Which one died? That's a great question. There's no way
to know. Anyway, Ruben was out paling around with Eric Swallwell,
and Eric wanted to be governor.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But what's that gentleman out there? Tom Sneyer had billions
of dollars and he said, I'm going to expose you
for all the creepy shenanigans and tom foolery you did.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Right, They still haven't finished this little race, have they.
They've got a billionaire, which we're all supposed to hate,
running for the new governor.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I have a close family member I'm not going to
say anything was. But he's the chief of staff for
a state senator in California, and he tells.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That uncle that Bill's helicopters. No really not No, that
guy builds helicopters. But no, he's he's a not too
family member. And when something happens in California in politics,
I call him on the phone and I'll go, all right,
is it true? So when the Eric thing popped off,
Eric Swalwell first question, Hey, man, is this guy as
(12:12):
creepy as they say or are they just thrown him
under the bus because he wants to be governor?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And like a lot of things, it's nuanced. It's layered
like a diarrhea burrito at Taco Bell. You know, there's
a lot of ingredients in there.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
He says.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Some of it's probably true, some of it's probably not.
But we've known about this for a while. Yes, it
is a little odd when suddenly their accusations being lobbed
at someone seconds before they might become the next powerful
figure in the biggest state in the country.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Sure, but in Eric.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Swalwell's case, there was a lot of evidence, a lot
of signs, and a lot it wasn't just one stupid
person somewhere making dumb allegations with no basis or evidence.
It was a lot of people combined together. And when
he was out doing some of this stuff, he wasn't alone.
He was with Senator Rubin, his good buddy from you know,
(12:59):
I'm sorry, I say California, Rubins from Arizona. But the
point is West Coast Democrats, and they had a sexual relationship.
They claim he had banged a couple of staff members. Now,
I don't think you should have sex with your employees.
That's just my position.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
A lot of people feel that way because they actually
wrote it out as some sort of a more than
a suggestion. I think it was actually kind of a rule,
if you will, right, die Go's tight with Eric Swalwell,
the guy who had his own Chinese spy girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Do you remember that Birds of a Feather flock together?
They say, And there's that weird video of Eric in
a hotel room and it looks like Rubens on the
bed with some girl and they're about to play Chinese
finger traps with her. There's some really creepy stuff. It's
not just allegations. There's videos and photos and it doesn't
look good. These guys treat Congress like a dating app,
(13:50):
but instead of swiping left there, Well you get the idea. Anyway,
power proximity staffers who are often young and ambitious and
just want to get ahead, and politics, and I don't know,
these guys are creeps.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
They deserve what they're getting. Now, are they getting in trouble? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I gotta think, Well, Aaron's done, his career's over. You'll
never hear from him again. He may be in some
legal trouble Rubin probably at the very least.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I think his wife's a little upset with him right now. Well,
let's see what happened. But that legal trouble almost never
does work out for us, does he? If you're single
and you go out and you date whatever, It doesn't
sound like they're very concerned about their wife trouble. If
they're out running around acting like that. Yeah, you know,
it's like, is he really does he care? Makes you wonder?
(14:36):
I don't think he cares.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
While we're talking about creeps, Massachusetts Governor Mara Healey is
clutching pearls over ice enforcement. Meanwhile, in her own state,
a migrant just got arrested for raping a disabled child.
Same thing in Minnesota. Tim Walls didn't want some child pedophile,
that's some child rapists to get deported, so he pardoned
(14:58):
him and then Ruby deported him.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Anyway, good, Where are you sending back home? Laos?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I think was the place where he was from. I
know what you're thinking. Isn't that a bug? No, it's
a country. No, that's a well plural force layocean. I
think Laos, it's pretty serious. Sexual assault allegations against creepy
migrant here and that person that was affected by it,
one of the most marginalized in our society, a disabled child.
(15:26):
Come on, dude, have you no heart? You know when
everyone dies, you're going to meet the guy upstairs. There's
a person waiting for you. There shall come up and
hidden for you.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
When you meet Saint Peter. You want to get through
the line there, don't you?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You know it's this is the bouncer to the greatest
nightclub in the history of mankind. And I'm thinking you're
going to get rejected and sent to an extra crispy
place in hell.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, Pittsburgh style. I don't think you're gonna like it.
I like it Pittsburgh style. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Here's something else that's been sitting on the back burner
all week. Earlier this week, I've had this sitting here
and I just I don't know. It's Friday. Now we
can get to all the stuff we didn't have time
to get to. Do you remember the Jurassic Park star died. Yeah,
Sam Neil, right was his name. Him and Alec Baldwin
were in a movie together. I'm just going to play
a little bit of this for you. I'm not going
to make you listen to the whole thing. Alec Baldwin
(16:17):
wanted to do a tribute to his friend who died.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I just wanted to come on here quickly and say.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
How stricken I was to learn of the death of
Sam Neil when I did Hunt for Red October. I'm
gonna pause it right here. This is a three minute video.
That's the last time he's gonna mention Sam Neil.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
From that moment right there where he just said when
I did this movie and when i'd The entire speech
is going to be about how I did all this stuff.
Completely forget about the dead guy he's supposedly attributing. We
shot in eighty nine. It came out in nineteen ninety,
a long time ago. Yeah, and that was probably my
first big movie in terms of having a decent sized
(17:02):
roles working girl and beetle juice.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That is what he looks like. He's tired and bro,
that's just the SAgs under his eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think, Yes, John is a great dress. One of
the most exciting parts of it. There's this thing that
some people don't think. It's real science.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's called physic not physiognomy, and what it defines is
that if someone's ugly on the inside, eventually they'll become
very ugly on the outside.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Believe that. And that seems to be what's happening now.
Like absolutely, he's becoming a very creature like looking person.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
The second he starts talking about his dead friend or
just a guy he knew, really, it's like he forgot
he was talking about. I mean, it suddenly becomes a
video about the hunt for Red October all about me.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Me me, me, me, me me me. I've suffered a
lass here because some guy I know, you know, died
and it's really upsetting me.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Is there anyone in Hollywood that's not a scum sucking
parasite boy?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
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Speaker 2 (18:24):
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