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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Me back down.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Apollo seventeen December nineteen seventy two. We've only just begun
by the Carpenters, was on the playlist.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
That's weird, They've only just begun. And that's the last
time we sent anybody to the Moon until this.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Week, last crew Moon mission. A mix of schmaltzy ballad
and rock cheese level varied across flights. Yeah, Apollo eleven
used news and sports instead of music.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, interestingly enough, how about somebody just going to like
a good morning Vietnam when the guy did a good
morning Apollo twelve or whatever, when it would I don't know. Yeah,
that's the way to wake people up. Well, we'll see
if we can find it. And you know, talk to
people that you know, Kenny, and tell them we are
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professional waker uppers. It's what we do. It's our job,
and we'd do it for you know. We wouldn't charge
an affiliation fee to NASA. I mean unless they wanted
to use us like all the time, and then we
might have to charge them a little something. Ye, here's
this guy's a little tricky.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
A lot of people that work in the space industry
listen to this radio show.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So it should be a no brainer. I know they do.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah. The only problem is they have co workers who
would probably hate us.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, I mean they mentioned us, and the other people
that work there are going to get all but hurt
about it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And bringing us into work is probably going to make
things very needlessly complicated for them at the water cooler
in the office.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
But our listeners are also the bravest of all the America,
So you know, they got that going wong.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
If anybody out there works at NASA or SpaceX or
whatever that piece of crap country company is that Jeff
Bezos owns Blue Origin, we'd love to be part of
your experience on one of these fights.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If you'd like to play our music or our talking,
or maybe we should give them a little wake up announcement.
Just do it here and then it'll be on the app,
and then they can go to the app and they
can just sneak it in the next time they want to. Now,
the astronauts are going to wait up on their own
tomorrow morning, you know, hoping all goes well, obviously because
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they'll be back on Earth, but they're gonna send some
more guys up there, allegedly, and less the you know
the voting doesn't go well because if they vote the
wrong way, you know you people, then you might end
up turning NASA back into a Muslim relation corporation.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I hate to be the one to point this out
because I know people realize this, we just don't want
to admit it out loud. It's a bad time to
be moderately conservative and have a government job, considering all
the evidence that woke is back.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh boy, woke. We thought we killed it, but apparently
it was in a coma and it came out.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It woke up, if you will. The Canadian Prime Minister
is a guy named Mark Karney. He's been in charge
now for about a year. Took over last years twenty
fourth and current prime minister. He's a member of the
Liberal Party. And you think, you know, Canada liberal political leader,
that must be good enough for the woke mob.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
No it's not. It's not. Actually not even clothes, huh.
They had a they had a government of ent recently
where a woman very how do you know? No, I don't, okay,
I would just suit biological woman, I would assume stood
up and said this with a straight face. Let me
ask you this was she real mouthy and used a
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lot of words to say what could have been said
in a little it's a few words. She stood up
and said this with a straight.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Face, to deal with the ongoing genocide of M M
I W G two s l g b t q
q I A plus.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh whoa what that one just hit like a freight
train there? Hang on what she say?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
A woman stood up and said that she was upset
with Mark Carney for making cuts to the M.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
M I W gt O r B t m I
A plus.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
When the budget was released, I was shocked to find
out that Prime Minister Carney is cutting seven billion dollars
between Indigenous Services Canada and Crown Indigenous Relations. They provided
zero dollars to deal with the ongoing genocide of M
M I W G two s l g b t
q q I A plus.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
That is that is a lot. Even for if you're
used to hearing the the alphabet language, that's still a lot.
So you're probably wondering what does that stand for? I
was wondering, I think, and there's an I in there,
but that's indigenous. You know. They'd like to throw that
in around missing and murdered Indigenous women and girls is
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how that starts. Okay, but then they added the two
s plus that's two spirit people that would be Native
Americans who think they're both trans or men or women
or something. And then you didn't have anything to do
with wolves. And then the plus thing. I don't get
what that is. Usually I think spirit, you know, shape shifters,
and they're two spirits. One is a wolf usually you
know you saw them on Yellowstone. Ok he had that
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interaction with the wolf, and Nett told him that his
wife was going to die. That's true, and in the
next series that they put him in, she was dead.
So you sounds like there's something to all that. See,
I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
But at the same time, this is also just a
bunch of commy gobbledygook gibberish.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, yeah, that too. Yeah, it means nothing. You know,
you can I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We need a special acronym for when a woman who's
indigenous goes missing.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
WAGPTL mino QPRSTUV.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You know what it reminds me of was the Ebony alert.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What did Ebony do to get us alerted?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Thank you for asking me to explain it, because I
know that everyone forget there's so much stupid stuff lately,
you forget a little while back, California decided the Amber
alert and the silver alert, Oh burn enough, that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well, and they were racist.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
They said, nobody pays attention when a black person goes missing,
So for now on, when a black person goes missing,
we're not going to call it an ebony alert or
an amber alert. We're gonna wait, we're not gonna call
it an Amber alert or silver alert. We're gonna call
it an ebony alert. And you might be thinking, well,
how does that help out? It actually almost in a
way helps tell the racist not to care exactly you're.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Alerting some Well, anyway, didn't they name it the Amber
alert because it was a girl's name, right, and you
think Ebony ate a girl name it is, did go missing? No,
but they just met a lot of Ebene's went missing,
and you just didn't hear about it because the white
privileged news didn't tell us. I'm sure there have been
missing ebony's.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
We uh, we agnowled and we acknowledged them all very important,
but that's not why they call it the ebony alert.
They call it ebony because it's just a fancy word.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
For black. If they called it black alert, that would
be worse. But somehow, why don't they just call it
the urban alert. That's what they do in radio. They
don't want people to know that, you know, they don't say, oh, yeah,
we we play a play a lot of black music
over here. No, it's urban. See that's where you go
with that.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, you've stumbled onto the carousel of euphemisms.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Whether you that's a euphemism in itself, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
A long time ago, this guy at Harvard, this really
smart guy, figured out that we keep replacing words that
we consider to be offensive with different words, and then
eventually those words become.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, because the words we were using before were not
offensive when we started using them, and then they became
offensive later.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'll give you an example. A long time ago, we
used to say nimrod and moron an idiot to describe
people with mental challenges, and that became very offensive, and
so we changed the word to retard it. And retarded
was not an offensive word back in the eighties. There
used to be here.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Because people were smarter back then and they knew what
it meant.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You remember, you used to be waiting at an intersection
in your car, and an older gentleman wearing an orange
vest would walk up selling a candy Toosi Rolls and
that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You get that chocolate with almonds.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, And if you bought the candy, the money went
towards the mentally challenged, and on his vest it would
say help retarded kids, really, And nobody was bothered by
this or even thought twice about it.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And then one day retarded became insulting.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Right, And then right around that time, retarded people's representation
in the media almost disappeared overnight. We used to have
TV shows and talk shows and they featured retarded people.
And then at some point they removed the word from
polite society. And I don't know if it was a
coincidence or not. I suspect not. Suddenly you didn't see
what was that TV show with quirky Do you remember
(08:30):
Quirky Life Goes On?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Right? They used to have a TV show that starred
I don't know if that's the word I would use,
but yes, that's what it was. And then so then
it became on people with neurological disorder, neurologically challenged, neurodivergent
challenges like well, well, they're just making words up, right,
and also you know what's going to happen with that word?
So what happened with the black people? We used to
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have black radio and black music, right, and that offended people.
So then we referres. It went to soul, right. It
did soul for a while asult train and all that
kind of stuff meant, you know, play, and then they
didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Either, and then it became aboney and that replaced me
was replaced by urban and and now we have R
and B people, R and B, yeah, or hip hop people.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
And then what does the R stand for in black?
And I believe it's rhythm and blues billy?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Know. When the budget was released, I was shocked to
find out that Prime Minister Carney is cutting seven billion
dollars between Indigenous Services Canada and Crown Indigenous Relations. They
provided zero dollars to deal with the ongoing genocide of
M M I, W G two, S l G B
T q.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Q I A plus Walton and Johnson Radio network. It
joined it's uh redneck mother. I thought we went all
theme here. This is after that wake up music.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
This is very famously one of the first edgy songs
ever played on a spaceship that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I got respect since then? Whoever came up with that play?
And that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
But it all started with redneck music, billy asses and erasing.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hell I about it, dude. We used to play this,
you know, a thousand years ago in the early versions
of the Walton Johnson Show, and he caught what do
you call it? It's the Bible on vinyl. So the
Bible is just a book, a guideline of how you're
supposed to live your life. And that's what that song
is the same thing. It's just a Bible on vinyl.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I haven't been to Lukenbock, Texas in a little over
a year, but a little too long, I know.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
A little over a year ago, I was there and
it was exactly like it was back in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, they liked it that way, and they're playing on
keeping it now. They have paved portions of the parking lot. Yeah.
I noticed they went kind of civilized on some of that.
I didn't notice that, but I believe you. But you know,
shells is one thing, but actual blacktop is another. Gain it, myselle.
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You know, two tracks pretty much good enough for Lukenbach.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I say, yeah, Well, with all that being said, it's
time to give you a barometric reading of the cultural zeitgeist.
And I will tell you because this war is still
technically lingering right now. Donald Trump has missed an opportunity
here to possibly save some votes for the Republican Party
this November.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
And it's very stupid. Why why today starts Kachella? Okay,
this is basically the.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Unofficial start of the twenty twenty six music festival season.
Anti war rhetoric and music festivals go hand in hand.
This weekend, whatever stupid star is performing at Kachella is
going to stand on stage in front of a bunch
of people. Oh, here we go, Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber,
Carol G. Do you think they're not going to talk
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about the war?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You know they will Jack White, the Strokes, FKA Twigs
to get real, stupid guys, They're gonna stand on stage
and make a point about how this stuff. We're against
this war. Yeah, we're against the war. Yeah, arrangement syndrome.
And they won't say it out loud, they'll just display
it for you. So you're saying we should have Trump
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cancel all the music festivals. I'm with you, that's a
good idea, guinea.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't think there's any way he could do that.
I don't think he has the authority. But this is
a big year for Kachella. It's the twenty fifth anniversary
of the festival and.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It's going to be uh, you know, broadcast on YouTube
TV all seven stages. Whooa. The festival's changed a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
It's now almost fifty percent dance and electronic music.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I think because drugs would be my guess.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, yeah, Whereas that used to be like an afterthought,
now it's the main thing.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Anyway, you did start this up. I was saying Trump
made a mistake, but I was allowing these festivals to
go ome. Yeah, he can't stop the people from having nobody.
What is it? What should Trump have done? You were
gonna tell us what he did wrong, negotiate an end
of the war a little faster, Okay, so that way
they wouldn't have anything to talk about that just picked
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something else, you know, you can just Trump can say anything.
He can say what a liberal said yesterday, and the
liberals will come out and say how wrong it was
for him to say it. You're not wrong, But follow
me down the rabbit hole for a minute. Do you
think Sabrina Carpenter is gonna stand on stage a Chawa
and talk about tariffs? No, do you think they would
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even understand, you know, anchor baby laws, or they don't
talk about the war, they would still come on and
talk about the fact that he's a convicted criminal, he's
a rapist. I got all the talking points from well
CNN for example. You know, Marjorie Taylor Green figured out
how to get on CNN just bad mouth Trump. Sure,
I just think this makes it easier. Well, it does, obviously,
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but they're gonna do it anyway, even if they have
to work a little extra. Marjorie Taylor Green got invited
to CNN because she was happy to let you know
that she thinks Trump is an insane lunatic and he
must be removed from office. What the twenty fifth amendment?
You know they want to bring that. Now we had
four years of Biden actually being incompetent and none of
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them ever suggested the twenty fifth amendment. But now that's
all you talk about with Trump.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Well, if Marjorie Taylor Green was at Coachella this weekend,
they would probably welcome her with open arms. He might be,
even though a year ago they would have castrated and
crucified her.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Where's it's in California? What's the one instead of like
Alabama or Arkansas or somewhere they have a big festival.
Tennessee has bonn a Roue. That must be it. Well,
they had to be closer for her. She just wait
till the bonnab Roue comes up.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Well, it's Coachella this weekend, and while we're not necessarily
endorsing it or suggesting people should go, we do have
a little advice. If you are going to go, never,
and I mean never, go to Coachella without an emergency
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Speaker 1 (14:54):
U huh Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
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Speaker 1 (15:27):
You could pretend you came to see the Coachella.
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Speaker 1 (15:36):
Are they saying not to hydrate? Is that kind of
like they were saying don't hydrate? Wow? Oh that's bad,
bad advice.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Have you ever been in a music festival before and
hear someone say something like this. It's the stupidest thing
I ever heard, though, say I didn't eat all day
because I'm gonna trip tonight.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh no, I I've never heard people say that.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I've heard someone say it more than once, and every
time I hear someone say it, it makes me want to vomit.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Look, I'm not because you want to clear your stomach
of any food that might keep you from tripping.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
No, no, no, I think you should eat eat food. Ah,
I'm sunderstand. This is a thing people do at music festivals.
Though they won't to eat all day because they're gonna
drink alcohol and do drugs tonight.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You like the people that are on a long road trip.
They don't want to drink anything because then they'll just
have to stop and peat. Which I admire the fact
that you don't want to stop. We're making good time. Well,
the last thing you want to do is stop and pete.
But you also don't want to not drink all day
long because eventually that's going back up on you.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, you should consume food and uh and water regardless
of if you're on a road trip or doing drugs
and a music plus.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
A sneaky leak to your leg buddy, and then you
can just let her fly whenever you want to. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Plus you know, as you're driving down the freeway, you
see those empty water bottles filled with yellow fluid all
over the place.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Blow the other's that? Yeah, I don't think that's energy drinks,
mister Kenneth. Well you can fit it in a little
water bottle top. I have to go with the big
out gatorade myself. But that's just me. I get.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I've never done either, but I think someone is doing it. Yeah,
And that's a that's less than impressive.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
And where the white women at Walton and Johnson