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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, this is so much fun. It's silly, but it's fun.
I'm standing by for action, boys. He gonna give it
to me.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We're always standing by for action on the wall in
Johnson Radio Network. I thought y'all were the action. We
were told to stand by for action. You provide the action.
Oh yeah, no, it's it's action time. Well, today's Veterans Day,
mister Kenneth. It's a day when we honor where it's
a day when we honor anyone who's served in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan,
or in the case of George Santos all three, all.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Over the above. Yeah, I think we go back a
little further than that. I don't want to, you know,
rain all over your little joke there about whoever that
George Santos guy is. I've heard his name, but I
don't remember. It goes back to World War One Armistice Day.
There you go. But I don't think any of.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Those people are still alive. No, so we remember them
on Memorial Day.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I still remember them because World War One ended in
the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Month, which is where we are now, eleven eleven. Huh
about that I didn't realize the eleventh hour.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Was part of that. That's a big thing. Yeah, Well,
Happy Veterans Day to everybody out there.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
If you served your country, just know that while we
respect and honor you and are grateful for you, we
have little to know control over the fact that the
government hates you and wants you to die of an
overdose of opioids.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That sounds fair.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Isn't that weird that if you go into a dentist
office in a VA hospital in Florida, instead of fixing
your cavity, they give you opioids and tell you to
come back in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That sounds like a good dinish.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Some people are probably hearing this for the first time ever.
That's the standard procedure in Florida because they want you
addicted to drugs. Sure, because why would they want to
keep filling your cavities when you can just die in
a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, have you ever seen that meme where I forget
how they worded it, but there's two windows open for business,
and there's a person sitting at each window and they're
offering your help. One is offering you pharmaceutical drugs that
you can take to deal with the things that are
going wrong in your life. And the other one is
offering you free walk in the sunshine and fresh air.
(02:03):
There's nobody in that line now, everybody's lined up for drugs.
You forget going outside breathing fresh air. Well, sometimes it's
hard to find getting some sunshine, taking a walk, strolling
through the park, for example. That's better for you than
a lot of these anti depression drugs, for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And this is also why big Pharma hates peptides. Peptides
is the medicine of the future. It's changing everything. Steve,
how long you've been you know you have some friends
that did.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It, or yeah, I got several friends that started doing
this and they ask the doctor about their doctor about
the peptizing. How'd you hear about that? Oh well, I
mean people are talking about them, and he's like, yeah,
I'm not supposed to suggest them to you. The doctor
says this, Yeah, I'm not supposed to bring it up. Well,
they don't want you to get off drugs, but if
(02:53):
you bring it up, I can tell you all about it.
It's some tricky little, you know thing they have going
I am peptides now they apparently do make a difference.
So how long have you been on them? A couple
of days? I told it, several, a couple of weeks probably.
I'm told it takes a month or something.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I don't feel any different right now, but I
don't feel any worse. But all my friends that do
it tell me they feel vastly better.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh they talk at BPC one seven or are they
talking Tomrill? So I don't know how you, smollion. Let
me see if I can find I'm not sure what
the difference is. I don't know. I just know the words.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well, they have all kinds of peptides for everything. I'm
not a doctor. Your doctor should explain, or go to
the Timeless clinic dot com. They'll explain it to you.
This is not a commercial for peptides, by the way,
it's not. But for the record, they have peptide. It's
a protein and it gets your body to do something
that you did when it was when you were younger that.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It stops doing. Yeah all right, Dan, Yeah, but why
do you react like that? You know your your body
does things when it's young. There's like out of your control.
I can't up, but it just does that. The one.
I'm on three of them right now.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't think it's boner drugs, No, it's not, but
apparently it does help with that, okay, heart, I'm on
a product called Apax, which has a few different peptides
in it. BPC one fifty seven, c JC twelve ninety five.
It burned moral in and then Tessa moral in sure
and all the moral ins. Well, the one I'm on
is specifically for weightlifting and powertraining and strength training and stuff.
(04:20):
But they got another one for god. You mean you
could even become more powerful, that's the plan, cheer lord.
I know how will we I don't know how we'll
deal with that. Well, anyway, the point is, you know,
if you feel like big pharma is not helping you,
there are alternatives. I don't know anyone that's done peptides
that didn't like it. And the people I know that
do peptides are the exact kind of people that are
(04:41):
afraid of big pharma. They don't like ozempic, they didn't
like the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
In another note, today, Donald Trump not liking Marjorie Taylor
Green was not something I was expecting today.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, she has a kind of slid off. You know,
what's that all the cheese, a slid off the tray
or something along those lines. I think, yeah, she's got problems.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yesterday, Donald Trump ripped Marjorie Taylor Green a new one.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I passed a great, big, beautiful bill which is the
biggest tax cuts in the history of our country. So
when somebody like Marjorie Taylor Green, who's now catering to
the other side, I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Know what, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I guess she's, you know, got some kind of an
aculate but I'm surprised at her. But when somebody like
Marjorie goes over and starts making statements like that at shows,
she doesn't know she.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is now being compared to Liz Cheney by some MAGA
supporters online. That's just mean, that is very hurtful. For
the record, not everybody agrees at the point I just made. Well,
I didn't really make a point. I'm just telling you
what people think. Some have said MAGA changed, Others saying
that Marjorie Taylor Green changed. Well, I definitely think she changed.
I think what's sure why. I think it's about and
(05:52):
I know this is a touchy subject. I think it's
about the Jews.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh, I thought you're going to say the change. No, Israel,
old is she? Is she going through some sort of change?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That's not what I'm suggesting it all again? No, but
that does happen? Is it possible she's maga four weeks
out of the month and anti mago.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Give me three weeks, bro? Did you see this video
of four weeks out of the month would be the
whole month?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, well whatever, take three weeks? Yeah, three weeks, sure,
three and a half weeks. Maybe a month is like
four and a half weeks long, right, it doesn't We're
not gonna do math on there.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Twenty eight days technically, but thirty if you're in real estate.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Want to see something crazy? This is on my Instagram
account if you want to see this. Two dead bodies
laying in the street in Chicago, right, nicely dressed man
in a suit standing at a bus stop, got shot
standing now, no there, and they're just and cars are
just driving by.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Just driving by. Do they think it's some kind of
a prank?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, what would you do if you saw these two
dead bodies on the side of the street.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Probably drive by.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
That guy's arms moving a little, but he got shot.
In the chest. Dude, that isn't that wild?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I was commenting in the back.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's the some Hispanic ladies in Chicago. I think they're
in Pelson or a little village. It's a Hispanic neighborhood.
It's not a bad neighbor it's not a bad looking area.
And these guys are well dressed. They're not gangbangers.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's I got a question.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But they're dressed like mister Rogers and they just got
shot in the street and their dead bodies are laying
there like nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I've got a question. I said, Yeah, go ahead, y
sort yourself. You in the front, Yeah, thank you, You're welcome.
Where the blood at right there on his chest. You
don't see the blood right their blood on the street
on the sidewalk. We're a blood at a man gonna
bleed out when he gets shot like that. We're the blood.
I mean a little bit on his chest, which could
have been a ketchup packet. Are you calling Shenanigans on
this video? I'm saying that don't look real to me.
(07:43):
I'm thinking that's why people drive ambout it. They get
some kind of late Halloween thing or something.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, it's real. This is definitely yeah, I don't it's
definitely not fake. Mister oh, well, I'm with mister oh.
Now where the blood. Let's see where it says here,
someone called the authorities. They were transported to the hospital
critical condition, but we're evidently pronounced dead. According to the report.
There's a real story. Two people were shot in the
it looks like the Pilson neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Just an average day in Chicago when you're driving down
the street and you see two dead bodies laying on
a curb, isn't that a.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Ben It's only on the weekends, right. They always do
the body count on Monday morning and say over the weekend,
as many people got shot and killed. But you'd think
if that was happening every day, there'd be a report
on Friday saying how many died since Monday? Right?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But I never see that report, And people wonder why
I left Chicago.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah. That and what's the temperature up there now? It's
pretty in the snow. Yeah, that's another good reason to
get out.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Well you can't you can't ski, no, but you can freeze.
You could freeze to death and get shot. You know
the great thing about that is if you get shot
in the streets of Chicago, at least your body will
stay preserved until the morgue comes and picks you up.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It takes you away, you know, it's very handy stand
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Speaker 2 (09:00):
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(09:33):
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Speaker 2 (09:46):
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Speaker 2 (10:03):
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Speaker 1 (10:06):
Plan a trip today. You'll love it all right, emailed
us the other day. Want to know if a Silver
Slipper has a promo code where we can get a discount? Yeah? Sorry.
You throw the wall to Johnson's name around when you
get there, though, and you watch people just start to
come in to attention in a hurry.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
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Casino is because it's a really really nice casino that
doesn't charge really really nice casino prices.
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Speaker 1 (10:31):
You don't need a promo code exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That's the point is it's a nice place for that's
attainable to regular people.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
That's why we go there. Over there in Florida, you
know where the Florida man tends to dwell. There were
a couple of boys sitting outside of a bar after
it closed. One of the guys was a forty four
year old man named Peter. Peter. Peter apparently raises chickens
(11:01):
at something. I mean, they'd all been drinking most of
the night. Now the bar's clothes are sitting outside, and
they started talking about the fact that Peter raises chickens.
And the group was not all of them, or chicken
farmers or razors or whatever you want, but they all
seemed to think they knew a lot about chickens, and
(11:22):
Peter was in a disagreeable mood. I guess that happens.
Argument broke out there towards the end of the night,
and at some point they began to argue about how
many eggs chickens can lay. Now you think Peter would
be in the expert. Everybody else would just say, well,
that guy must know. No, they started arguing with Peter
(11:43):
about how many eggs a chicken can lay. I don't
know if they mean in a day or in a
week or a month or whatever. And at some point
they became so angry. How angry were they, Peter pulled
a gun and opened fire on the three other guys
outside of the bar. Not pulled a gun started firing.
(12:03):
The three men ran off, Thankfully, Peter is a horrible shot.
Nobody got shot. One of the guys ran out into
the road. But he didn't get run over by a
car or nothing. He didn't get shot either. Now Peter,
of course, is facing multiple charges and is being held
without bond. They don't give you a bond for shooting
(12:25):
people over chickens and some of the victims. Two of
the three other guys also were arrested because when the
cops came, they started resisting the police. And apparently that's
you're not You're supposed to comply.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Complying is still the preferred manner. If you don't like it,
you're getting arrested. You're supposed to bring it up to
the judge.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Right, Yeah, that's how that works. But that's Florida for you.
Three out of the four were arrested, one for taking
the shots and two for our hum with the cops
when they showed up. That's how they'll do you.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Boy, I'm me getting even think these people in Florida
don't behave we do not act right?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Maybe like Chicago, the cold weather will calm them down
a little bit. Hmm. Well, we can only help while
we're doing stupid news, and believe me, there is a
lot of stupid news. Oh did we have a SoundBite
of that we did have a SoundBite of it. Florida,
the Oh yeah, the police. What was the guy's name, Peter,
Peter Riira. What are the odds of that? I have
a SoundBite of it. Here is Master Sergeant Dominic Messidi
(13:30):
and public information off the public information officer talking about
what happened.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
The shooter evidently raises chickens, and the conversation was about
how many eggs a chicken can lay. One victim ran
out into the roadway trying to get away from the shooter.
The other two victims hid. We had several phone calls.
The shooter himself called nine to one one. Arming yourself
with a handgun when you're under the influence is not
a good idea. There's never going to be a good
(13:55):
outcome with that.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Now, there's not. We go from chickens to bears. Now
it's like this, little breches, little britches.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
All you gotta do is look all the bear neright.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Like a lot of you.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I like bears, but I don't want them coming in
my house, you know, not while I'm sleeping, at least
not while I'm home.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, probably not either home or not, because they will
make a mess.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
A bear broke into a home in Colorado twice in
the same night. This happened in Boulder. It was early
Wednesday morning last week. Here are the residents yelling at
the bear, then talking about the deputies who came to
their home to take care of the situation. Yeah, go on,
(14:43):
get more grateful for men with guns in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Offers thank you. Did they shoot the bear? You could
tell she's a little liberal. Didn't shoot the bear? Did they?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I've never been more grateful for men with guns. This
is the first time you ever ever come in handy
when they're a thing where they were asking women what
would you rather do? Was it come in contact with
a bear in the woods or come in contact with
a man in the woods.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh yeah, the bear wins out easily.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
And they all said a bear because they were being hyperbolic.
Men are just so awful, But when it really boils
down to it, you'd want the man to protect you
from bear. I think it's possible some of these liberal
women don't know what they want.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You think, or sometimes they want two things and they're
exact opposites of each other, so they're bisexual. No annoying, obnoxious, disruptive, irritating.
I could go on for hours. Walton and Johnson
Oh, this is so much fun. It's silly, but it's fun.
I'm standing by for action, boys. He gonna give it
to me.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We're always standing by for action on the wall in
Johnson Radio Network. I thought y'all were the action. We
were told to stand by for action. You provide the action.
Oh yeah, no, it's it's action time. Well, today's Veterans Day,
mister Kenneth. It's a day when we honor where it's
a day when we honor anyone who's served in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan,
or in the case of George Santos all three, all.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Over the above. Yeah, I think we go back a
little further than that. I don't want to, you know,
rain all over your little joke there about whoever that
George Santos guy is. I've heard his name, but I
don't remember. It goes back to World War One Armistice Day.
There you go. But I don't think any of.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Those people are still alive. No, so we remember them
on Memorial Day.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I still remember them because World War One ended in
the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Month, which is where we are now, eleven eleven. Huh
about that I didn't realize the eleventh hour.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Was part of that. That's a big thing. Yeah, Well,
Happy Veterans Day to everybody out there.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
If you served your country, just know that while we
respect and honor you and are grateful for you, we
have little to know control over the fact that the
government hates you and wants you to die of an
overdose of opioids.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That sounds fair.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Isn't that weird that if you go into a dentist
office in a VA hospital in Florida, instead of fixing
your cavity, they give you opioids and tell you to
come back in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That sounds like a good dinish.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Some people are probably hearing this for the first time ever.
That's the standard procedure in Florida because they want you
addicted to drugs. Sure, because why would they want to
keep filling your cavities when you can just die in
a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, have you ever seen that meme where I forget
how they worded it, but there's two windows open for business,
and there's a person sitting at each window and they're
offering your help. One is offering you pharmaceutical drugs that
you can take to deal with the things that are
going wrong in your life. And the other one is
offering you free walk in the sunshine and fresh air.
(02:03):
There's nobody in that line now, everybody's lined up for drugs.
You forget going outside breathing fresh air. Well, sometimes it's
hard to find getting some sunshine, taking a walk, strolling
through the park, for example. That's better for you than
a lot of these anti depression drugs, for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And this is also why big Pharma hates peptides. Peptides
is the medicine of the future. It's changing everything. Steve,
how long you've been you know you have some friends
that did.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It, or yeah, I got several friends that started doing
this and they ask the doctor about their doctor about
the peptizing. How'd you hear about that? Oh well, I
mean people are talking about them, and he's like, yeah,
I'm not supposed to suggest them to you. The doctor
says this, Yeah, I'm not supposed to bring it up. Well,
they don't want you to get off drugs, but if
(02:53):
you bring it up, I can tell you all about it.
It's some tricky little, you know thing they have going
I am peptides now they apparently do make a difference.
So how long have you been on them? A couple
of days? I told it, several, a couple of weeks probably.
I'm told it takes a month or something.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I don't feel any different right now, but I
don't feel any worse. But all my friends that do
it tell me they feel vastly better.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh they talk at BPC one seven or are they
talking Tomrill? So I don't know how you, smollion. Let
me see if I can find I'm not sure what
the difference is. I don't know. I just know the words.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well, they have all kinds of peptides for everything. I'm
not a doctor. Your doctor should explain, or go to
the Timeless clinic dot com. They'll explain it to you.
This is not a commercial for peptides, by the way,
it's not. But for the record, they have peptide. It's
a protein and it gets your body to do something
that you did when it was when you were younger that.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It stops doing. Yeah all right, Dan, Yeah, but why
do you react like that? You know your your body
does things when it's young. There's like out of your control.
I can't up, but it just does that. The one.
I'm on three of them right now.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't think it's boner drugs, No, it's not, but
apparently it does help with that, okay, heart, I'm on
a product called Apax, which has a few different peptides
in it. BPC one fifty seven, c JC twelve ninety five.
It burned moral in and then Tessa moral in sure
and all the moral ins. Well, the one I'm on
is specifically for weightlifting and powertraining and strength training and stuff.
(04:20):
But they got another one for god. You mean you
could even become more powerful, that's the plan, cheer lord.
I know how will we I don't know how we'll
deal with that. Well, anyway, the point is, you know,
if you feel like big pharma is not helping you,
there are alternatives. I don't know anyone that's done peptides
that didn't like it. And the people I know that
do peptides are the exact kind of people that are
(04:41):
afraid of big pharma. They don't like ozempic, they didn't
like the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
In another note, today, Donald Trump not liking Marjorie Taylor
Green was not something I was expecting today.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, she has a kind of slid off. You know,
what's that all the cheese, a slid off the tray
or something along those lines. I think, yeah, she's got problems.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yesterday, Donald Trump ripped Marjorie Taylor Green a new one.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I passed a great, big, beautiful bill which is the
biggest tax cuts in the history of our country. So
when somebody like Marjorie Taylor Green, who's now catering to
the other side, I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Know what, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I guess she's, you know, got some kind of an
aculate but I'm surprised at her. But when somebody like
Marjorie goes over and starts making statements like that at shows,
she doesn't know she.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is now being compared to Liz Cheney by some MAGA
supporters online. That's just mean, that is very hurtful. For
the record, not everybody agrees at the point I just made. Well,
I didn't really make a point. I'm just telling you
what people think. Some have said MAGA changed, Others saying
that Marjorie Taylor Green changed. Well, I definitely think she changed.
I think what's sure why. I think it's about and
(05:52):
I know this is a touchy subject. I think it's
about the Jews.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh, I thought you're going to say the change. No, Israel,
old is she? Is she going through some sort of change?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That's not what I'm suggesting it all again? No, but
that does happen? Is it possible she's maga four weeks
out of the month and anti mago.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Give me three weeks, bro? Did you see this video
of four weeks out of the month would be the
whole month?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, well whatever, take three weeks? Yeah, three weeks, sure,
three and a half weeks. Maybe a month is like
four and a half weeks long, right, it doesn't We're
not gonna do math on there.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Twenty eight days technically, but thirty if you're in real estate.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Want to see something crazy? This is on my Instagram
account if you want to see this. Two dead bodies
laying in the street in Chicago, right, nicely dressed man
in a suit standing at a bus stop, got shot
standing now, no there, and they're just and cars are
just driving by.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Just driving by. Do they think it's some kind of
a prank?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, what would you do if you saw these two
dead bodies on the side of the street.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Probably drive by.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
That guy's arms moving a little, but he got shot.
In the chest. Dude, that isn't that wild?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I was commenting in the back.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's the some Hispanic ladies in Chicago. I think they're
in Pelson or a little village. It's a Hispanic neighborhood.
It's not a bad neighbor it's not a bad looking area.
And these guys are well dressed. They're not gangbangers.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's I got a question.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But they're dressed like mister Rogers and they just got
shot in the street and their dead bodies are laying
there like nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I've got a question. I said, Yeah, go ahead, y
sort yourself. You in the front, Yeah, thank you, You're welcome.
Where the blood at right there on his chest. You
don't see the blood right their blood on the street
on the sidewalk. We're a blood at a man gonna
bleed out when he gets shot like that. We're the blood.
I mean a little bit on his chest, which could
have been a ketchup packet. Are you calling Shenanigans on
this video? I'm saying that don't look real to me.
(07:43):
I'm thinking that's why people drive ambout it. They get
some kind of late Halloween thing or something.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, it's real. This is definitely yeah, I don't it's
definitely not fake. Mister oh, well, I'm with mister oh.
Now where the blood. Let's see where it says here,
someone called the authorities. They were transported to the hospital
critical condition, but we're evidently pronounced dead. According to the report.
There's a real story. Two people were shot in the
it looks like the Pilson neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Just an average day in Chicago when you're driving down
the street and you see two dead bodies laying on
a curb, isn't that a.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Ben It's only on the weekends, right. They always do
the body count on Monday morning and say over the weekend,
as many people got shot and killed. But you'd think
if that was happening every day, there'd be a report
on Friday saying how many died since Monday? Right?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But I never see that report, And people wonder why
I left Chicago.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah. That and what's the temperature up there now? It's
pretty in the snow. Yeah, that's another good reason to
get out.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Well you can't you can't ski, no, but you can freeze.
You could freeze to death and get shot. You know
the great thing about that is if you get shot
in the streets of Chicago, at least your body will
stay preserved until the morgue comes and picks you up.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It takes you away, you know, it's very handy stand
by for action. Wolden and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Celebrating it's one hundred and twenty fifth anniversary.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Woo, that's a good one. That's right around a while.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
One hundred and twenty five years ago someone injected die
into glop and became a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm so sexy, yummy, Oh, I want that jellow shots?
Are you a fan with that jello? How would anybody
ever describe Sidney Sweeney. That's a great point, especially when
she's skipping rope or on a trampoline or jumping up
and down. Sure, yeah, we get it. Her boobs bounce
(09:33):
around like jello. She has big jugs. Yeah, you got biggans.
You know where they love jello shots? Where?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Wow, there's a little place across the gulf from our
radio station.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh no, where the iguanas are falling.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, on the east end of the Gulf of America.
It's a Florida Man Report, and it's probably brought to
you by.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
The Silver Slipper Casino. That's a good time on the
Gulf right there. Forget that Florida stuff. You just go
to you just call it the Slipper.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Silver Slipper Casino and beautiful Bay Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Plan a trip today. You'll love it all right, emailed
us the other day. Want to know if a Silver
Slipper has a promo code where we can get a discount? Yeah? Sorry.
You throw the wall to Johnson's name around when you
get there, though, and you watch people just start to
come in to attention in a hurry.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Part of the reason why we recommend the Silver Slipper
Casino is because it's a really really nice casino that
doesn't charge really really nice casino prices.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
There.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You don't need a promo code exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That's the point is it's a nice place for that's
attainable to regular people.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
That's why we go there. Over there in Florida, you
know where the Florida man tends to dwell. There were
a couple of boys sitting outside of a bar after
it closed. One of the guys was a forty four
year old man named Peter. Peter. Peter apparently raises chickens
(11:01):
at something. I mean, they'd all been drinking most of
the night. Now the bar's clothes are sitting outside, and
they started talking about the fact that Peter raises chickens.
And the group was not all of them, or chicken
farmers or razors or whatever you want, but they all
seemed to think they knew a lot about chickens, and
(11:22):
Peter was in a disagreeable mood. I guess that happens.
Argument broke out there towards the end of the night,
and at some point they began to argue about how
many eggs chickens can lay. Now you think Peter would
be in the expert. Everybody else would just say, well,
that guy must know. No, they started arguing with Peter
(11:43):
about how many eggs a chicken can lay. I don't
know if they mean in a day or in a
week or a month or whatever. And at some point
they became so angry. How angry were they, Peter pulled
a gun and opened fire on the three other guys
outside of the bar. Not pulled a gun started firing.
(12:03):
The three men ran off, Thankfully, Peter is a horrible shot.
Nobody got shot. One of the guys ran out into
the road. But he didn't get run over by a
car or nothing. He didn't get shot either. Now Peter,
of course, is facing multiple charges and is being held
without bond. They don't give you a bond for shooting
(12:25):
people over chickens and some of the victims. Two of
the three other guys also were arrested because when the
cops came, they started resisting the police. And apparently that's
you're not You're supposed to comply.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Complying is still the preferred manner. If you don't like it,
you're getting arrested. You're supposed to bring it up to
the judge.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Right, Yeah, that's how that works. But that's Florida for you.
Three out of the four were arrested, one for taking
the shots and two for our hum with the cops
when they showed up. That's how they'll do you.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Boy, I'm me getting even think these people in Florida
don't behave we do not act right?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Maybe like Chicago, the cold weather will calm them down
a little bit. Hmm. Well, we can only help while
we're doing stupid news, and believe me, there is a
lot of stupid news. Oh did we have a SoundBite
of that we did have a SoundBite of it. Florida,
the Oh yeah, the police. What was the guy's name, Peter,
Peter Riira. What are the odds of that? I have
a SoundBite of it. Here is Master Sergeant Dominic Messidi
(13:30):
and public information off the public information officer talking about
what happened.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
The shooter evidently raises chickens, and the conversation was about
how many eggs a chicken can lay. One victim ran
out into the roadway trying to get away from the shooter.
The other two victims hid. We had several phone calls.
The shooter himself called nine to one one. Arming yourself
with a handgun when you're under the influence is not
a good idea. There's never going to be a good
(13:55):
outcome with that.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Now, there's not. We go from chickens to bears. Now
it's like this, little breches, little britches.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
All you gotta do is look all the bear neright.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Like a lot of you.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I like bears, but I don't want them coming in
my house, you know, not while I'm sleeping, at least
not while I'm home.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, probably not either home or not, because they will
make a mess.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
A bear broke into a home in Colorado twice in
the same night. This happened in Boulder. It was early
Wednesday morning last week. Here are the residents yelling at
the bear, then talking about the deputies who came to
their home to take care of the situation. Yeah, go on,
(14:43):
get more grateful for men with guns in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Offers thank you. Did they shoot the bear? You could
tell she's a little liberal. Didn't shoot the bear? Did they?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I've never been more grateful for men with guns. This
is the first time you ever ever come in handy
when they're a thing where they were asking women what
would you rather do? Was it come in contact with
a bear in the woods or come in contact with
a man in the woods.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh yeah, the bear wins out easily.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
And they all said a bear because they were being hyperbolic.
Men are just so awful, But when it really boils
down to it, you'd want the man to protect you
from bear. I think it's possible some of these liberal
women don't know what they want.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You think, or sometimes they want two things and they're
exact opposites of each other, so they're bisexual. No annoying, obnoxious, disruptive, irritating.
I could go on for hours. Walton and Johnson
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