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Speaker 1 (00:00):
At everything.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, the thing that they often try to smoke us on.
They're like, look how much stuff we're building and you're not. Yeah,
but all this stuff you build sucks. It falls apart.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You talking about that bridge? Yeah, Holy moly, what a video.
That is one big sucker. And you can see why
it collapsed when it fell. Apparently they built it out
of powder and sand and dust. That's all that's there.
That's not quite you watch the video.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Wait, well it might as.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well be true because it's what it looks when it collapsed.
It was nothing but sand and powder and dust.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
There was no structural integrity. Sorry to talk over most
of y'all's heads, especially you ladies, but uh, you know,
it is what it is. That's how they do you.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's called the Hungby Bridge. I'm gonna put it on
the Walton and Johnson Instagram account. It's pretty big right
now if you want to watch it. It is a
sight to behold. Was anybody on it or did it
just collapse all by itself? Or was there a massive
earthquake shook it. I didn't get the deeps well, it
didn't sound it sound like it was supposed to collapse
authorities believe the cracks in the nearby mountain side, likely
(01:06):
caused by water accumulation from a nearby reservoir, played a
major role in the incident.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And they didn't expect that kind of thing to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Do you know how messed up China is. In China,
in an effort to prevent international bad publicity and the
media criticizing and scrutinizing them, they had an incident like
this happened I don't know twenty years ago where a
bridge with a train on it fell apart, right and
before the media arrived, they already had bulldoverzers there to
cover up.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
The covered the whole thing up and never happened with
people inside. Yeah, now they were probably did anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well that's what they thought. Not only were they not
concerned with rescuing anybody, they actually just tried to make
the problem disappear. And it sort of worked.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I mean, you know, and who's going to get China
in trouble? I mean, not me, not you in that
while that's the dude, China, but that that that bridge
followed them, Man, that's a mass people in China.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know, they're collectivists. They lord that thing was almost
like a half a mile long. I think it wasn't
just like some little bridge over some little river. This
they spanned a huge, like thousands of feet deep valley.
One of the remarkable things about social media for me
is it allows me to argue with strangers in foreign countries,
(02:22):
and as you know, arguing with people is one of
my favorite things to do. Sure, And so there's this
guy and his name is Carl Zaw. Carl Zaw is
an agent of the Chinese Communist Party, and he is
out right now promoting a computer bround called Huaihi Hua Wei.
You've heard of this. You can't buy it in America.
China is a communist socio political company. They have capitalist
(02:46):
ideals when it comes to economics, but they're communists. So
he pusts something online. He says, if free market capitalism
is so great, why are these products not allowed in
the US market or the European Union. As it turns out,
there's a very good answer to that question, of course,
is what is okay? Hawaii steals intellectual property. They also
commit patent infringement kind of the same thing. So about
(03:06):
the state Hawaii, h U a wei, why wha wonder why.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Maybe if you say it like that, it'll sound more
like a Chinese company.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Why why? Anyway, the company is also a massive security
risk because they have direct ties to the most corrupt
authoritarian government in Asia. So this ban on their products
is warranted. It would be a massive security issue in
here in the United States. Not only that, but they're
selling intellectual property that they stole from US. If they
wanted to do business in the West, they shouldn't have cheated. Yeah,
(03:39):
so the com show them communism repeat after me. Communism
is cancer, you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, the big c.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, Communism sucks. It's terrible. If you don't believe me,
just ask people that used to live there. Trump don't
trust China. Chinese asshole. Right. Well, and that guy knows
when they tell you who they are, leave him. He
has been over there, dude. That dude knows what he's
talking about. In the meantime, we have a late breaking
sports announcement.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I feel bad that I did not include this in
my original sports reports, so we're going to set this aside.
And this is a sports special alert, special alert.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This just in.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
W U NBA star Angel Reese has taken a woman.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh she's gonna marry a woman or what do you
mean taking her? You know, what do you mean? I
don't mean like kidnapped her or nothing like that. I'm
just saying.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
She has officially announced her relationship status.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
She's scissoring. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Former first round pick got Lsu led the Tigers national championship,
all all of this stuff. Angel Reese, big personality on
and off the court, recently walked on a fashion show
for Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't know if you saw that or not.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Last week she made headlines when she officially announced her
relationship status. Angel Reas has been linked stopping That's what
they wrote that she was. She was linked, even though
I don't think she cares for the links.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
To double to NBA forward Windell Carter, who played for
the Orlando Magic, that would be a man. She was
spotted wearing some uh some magic gear and some photos
on social media led to some speculation, Uh, you know,
maybe she and he getting busy. Anyway, She recently announced
her relationship status, confirming she is dating someone, posting a
(05:33):
screenshot in the tweet that said a post me and
my boo and getting my money and getting my boo.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm getting both. That's what she's saying. Apparently her lesbian
lover has a nickname for her. Oh really yeah, Alison,
Oh yeah, scissor. Yeas scissor Alison, Jenny, you're crazy. Oh
this is hot scissoring. Oh, scissor me timbers.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, is she have a boyfriend or a girl friend?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah? Who cares? Angel Rees says if they don't pay
her more money, she's not gonna play this season. Her
are like, yeah, by the way, this is an actual podcast.
This is what their podcast sounds like. Yeah, I've been
in the meetings they are. I didn't it comes in
(06:20):
getting the meetings because I'm hearing like they don't give
if y'all don't give us what we want, like we said,
that's possibility, if y'all don't give us what we want,
like we sitting out. Okay, my god, you mean that
could be the end of the w n B A
please just make it go away. The stupidest thing.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
In sports, and that is a serious threat. I mean,
this woman could bring down an entire professional sports bigger
than a company. Yeah, it's a whole big thing.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You know, franchise, you know how you know the w
NBA sucks they don't watch it in China. Well, there
you go. In China, they love basketball, they love the NBA.
In China, they're egalitarian. They're supposedly right. They're all about
everyone's equal, collectivism, equity for all men and women, all
number one, super good, super fun time. China communism. You
guys want to watch women's basketball?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, they have no interest in watching that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Maybe that's one of the things that makes them think
they're better than us, But they watch it. They don't
have to watch WNBA. No, they don't have to. They're
not in option here and that ain't necessarily good. They
cannot turn it off fast enough. And obviously here in
the United States, we all know it's subsidized. If the
WNBA went independent from the NBA, would it still exist,
would it be able to fund itself. This doesn't say
(07:37):
she has taken a woman said she is a taken woman.
That means she has a boyfriend, she's a taken woman.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. Actually, I
take that back. I have no interest in believing it
or seeing it. Donald Trump, don't trust China. China is assho.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're listening to the Waltman Johnson Radio network sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No matter how much your spouse hates you, or you
hate your job, or your neighbors don't like you, or
your kids don't want to talk to you, or your
brother in law doesn't respect you, just be glad you're
not Brian Stelter. Oh God, yes, every morning you wake
up and thank the Lord that you're not. For those
of you that aren't obsessed with cable news, I get it,
most people aren't. I have a problem, uh my problem aside.
(08:20):
I know a lot about Brian Stelter. He has me
blocked on Twitter, has been blocked for years.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's actually something to brag about.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I think I've been nothing but nice to human potato
Brian Stelter.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Why would you be nice to you?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Because I just politely point out when he gets something wrong,
oh politely, and then I squeeze in a little anecdote
about how he reminds me of a potato.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Sure, something's fair.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I mean, look, I know you shouldn't be mean to
Brian Stelter, but just look at him, eh. I mean,
I don't even think Brian Stelter likes Brian Stelter.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh, I don't see how he could.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Brian Stelter is as wide as he is stupid to
quote myself recently, your IQ is even lower than your
body weight, although his body hates probably pretty high anyway.
Brian Stelter was recently part of the twenty twenty four
to Tucson Festival of Books, Book TV, a c Span
two original series, Oh Man, That's riveting, and Brian Stelter
(09:09):
made an interesting point. Now, before I play this for you,
I want to explain something. Brian Stelter has said repeatedly
that the biggest story he's ever covered, whether working at
CNN or after getting fired by CNN or being rehired
back by CNN, was the negative effect that Fox News
spreading mins information was having on the country. The greatest
(09:29):
work he's ever done, his greatest contribution was pointing out
how this massive media outlet was misleading people with deceptively
edited videos in sound bites.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
So last thing you should do is deceptively edit a
video or a sound bite and try to mislead people.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Unless you would be wrong, unless you're the BBC Billy.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Ed Well, they've already been gotten in trouble for doing
just that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Brian Stelter he must be out of his mind. Mad, No,
angry at the BBC, not even a little bit. He
is now defending the bb for deceptively editing a video.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That editing a video is suggesting that a politician has
done something hypocritical.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yes, but he's a journalist, same thing, not a politician.
But I know what you meant, same thing. Yeah, but
here's Brian at CNN.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
In my years at CNN, it became clear to me
that the biggest story on my beat, the biggest story
on the media beat, was that Fox was having this
corrosive impact on the country, that Foxnews, the beating heart
of the GOP, was stoking fear, misinforming millions.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Of people and propping up Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
And I felt like it wasn't being fully appreciated, it
wasn't being fully documented, it wasn't being sufficiently covered.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Fox was the dominant force.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
On the right wing media and helping Trump, and Fox
fans deserved better, They deserved a reliable source.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
All right.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So that was him last year. That was him last year.
Now he is published an op ed detailing how the
BBC has done nothing wrong. Relax everybody, It's not even
that big of a deal. The BBC deserves to win
the lawsuit. Potato. Brian Stelter has owned himself. You don't
need to own him. He owns himself. Guys.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's brilliant, that's great reporting.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
He has to lie, guys, it's in his DNA. He
has no other choice.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's right. It's just it's, you know, a bird gotta
fly and that's sad. That's it's an ostrich or something.
What a loserup. You're sicking me, Brian. Yeah, he sickens
all of us. I'm just sick up to here with.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It all right, Today's National Happy Hour Day. What do
you guys got planned?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh? Are you kidding? Happy happiness? They've got a lot
of happiness going about the rest y'all. But I plan
on going a little do a little shooting today makes
me happy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I'm gonna go shoot guns today, too, isn't here? Yeah?
Where are you going? I go to the Texas Gun
Call Before I was gonna go. No, you can't go there.
That's where I go. I'm a member. You got to
be a member. You don't even have to be a member.
You don't have to be a member that I could
even go.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I think you are a member I am, but you
know every time I go there, they ask to see
my membership cord.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's the rules. That's how it works that they're not
too that because you're.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
They never asked me for mine. See what I'm playing,
you're just making he's start in trouble.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I think Billyad's making that up anyway. Yeah, we are remembers.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
They asked me once or twice.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Anybody could shoot at the Texas Gun Club. They got
two great locations. But to get into the VIP Lounge,
you gotta be a.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You gotta know somebody, and luckily we know Kenny.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, you guys know me. See you got that going
for you.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh, we got that going for it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Absolutely. What if a guy took a bunch of rubber
chickens that played different notes, attached them to two horizontal
horizontal bars, and played the sound of silence by squeezing them,
that would be impossible. I'm gonna do that right now.
Look at this. I got all these things in here.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, I got where'd you get all these rubber chickens?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Hang on, I got them set up here? Are you
guys ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Are they tuned?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
All right? Put the mic on it?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
My God, he's done it.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boom.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Hang on a big.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Hurts. It's hurting me hearing me. Sure the South Park
kids didn't have something to do with this, No, that
was me. I just set that up.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Now I'm gonna do fullsome Prison.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I don't think you've ever heard full from prison, have you.
Good news is that last song would keep the earlier
song from We got a lot of emails complaining, you know,
people because you played the song earlier this morning and
it's just kind of going through their head now and
they can't get it out of there. It's like one
of them worms that gets you in your brain holder.
Believe it's called in your worm. Yeah, that's your rain hole.
(14:01):
And uh, you know you've got that worm going around
in his ear holder and he's like, I can't get
it out now.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I bet that?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I bet that Rubbert Chicken song did the cherck Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Probably did? Yeah? Probably so absolutely? Why did you guys?
Are you're talking about that?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
What did we play earlier? Jihad jeans?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Is that yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Or are you talking about we did another one? We've
done a few Ghad songs. This morn well g hods in.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The news, Actual people named gi Hod are. This is shocking.
If if you're not, if you hadn't heard this before,
this will probably fall You'll fall over a guy's name,
gi Hood are causing trouble. True, Yeah, I don't know.
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Apparently every guy out there whose name is Jihad is
a bad guy. Can you believe it? They're all bad? Look,
I don't know much in this crazy world.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Right, And we opened our email and our phone lines
up to any g Hod that wants to prove us wrong.
Nobody's called, nobody's emailed.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
No, absolutely, and they never do for some reason.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
All right, Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to This
is for g this is for all the Jihads out there.
They're about to get deported. If you're one of those people,
just know that we hate you as much as you
hate us.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Ah, it never gets cold under a burger.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Nope.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
When you never shape between your.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Legs or anywhere else for that matter, as.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You were content to let me shine.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
If not, I will stone you.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Sure you always walk the step behind as the Kurran
commands you. The man is the one who receives out
a glory. I have seven wives, and women should not
be allowed to drive for safety not Islamic, right, It
(16:02):
gets really awkward after you died and you get seventy
two virgins for all of them at the first time.
There can kind of be a turn off everyone. Your
face reminds me rubber, they roam you have his nose.
(16:25):
I can only do one or two or three. If
you can just form a line, that would be great.
I fight all the jude and the Juru the lane
because I've got the bomb beneath my.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Jee catchy stuff. And now isn't it fun? I think, finally,
after all these years, Afghanistan is going to go to
war with Pakistan.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I've got.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I kind of hope this is one war that Donald
Trump doesn't stop.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Right, just let us enjoy.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Maybe instead of trying to negotiate a peace deal between
Israel and all the air of the countries, he should
try to get the Arab countries to fight each other.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, you know what I mean, if Trump suggests it,
won't they stop?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean, if he says you fight, fight, they're gonna do.
Like most of the Democrats, and just not do whatever
he says.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Time.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He's the only one can save America.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Kamanda is a so stupid Wolton and Johnson
At everything.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, the thing that they often try to smoke us on.
They're like, look how much stuff we're building and you're not. Yeah,
but all this stuff you build sucks. It falls apart.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You talking about that bridge? Yeah, Holy moly, what a video.
That is one big sucker. And you can see why
it collapsed when it fell. Apparently they built it out
of powder and sand and dust. That's all that's there.
That's not quite you watch the video.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Wait, well it might as.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well be true because it's what it looks when it collapsed.
It was nothing but sand and powder and dust.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
There was no structural integrity. Sorry to talk over most
of y'all's heads, especially you ladies, but uh, you know,
it is what it is. That's how they do you.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's called the Hungby Bridge. I'm gonna put it on
the Walton and Johnson Instagram account. It's pretty big right
now if you want to watch it. It is a
sight to behold. Was anybody on it or did it
just collapse all by itself? Or was there a massive
earthquake shook it. I didn't get the deeps well, it
didn't sound it sound like it was supposed to collapse
authorities believe the cracks in the nearby mountain side, likely
(01:06):
caused by water accumulation from a nearby reservoir, played a
major role in the incident.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And they didn't expect that kind of thing to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Do you know how messed up China is. In China,
in an effort to prevent international bad publicity and the
media criticizing and scrutinizing them, they had an incident like
this happened I don't know twenty years ago where a
bridge with a train on it fell apart, right and
before the media arrived, they already had bulldoverzers there to
cover up.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
The covered the whole thing up and never happened with
people inside. Yeah, now they were probably did anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well that's what they thought. Not only were they not
concerned with rescuing anybody, they actually just tried to make
the problem disappear. And it sort of worked.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I mean, you know, and who's going to get China
in trouble? I mean, not me, not you in that
while that's the dude, China, but that that that bridge
followed them, Man, that's a mass people in China.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know, they're collectivists. They lord that thing was almost
like a half a mile long. I think it wasn't
just like some little bridge over some little river. This
they spanned a huge, like thousands of feet deep valley.
One of the remarkable things about social media for me
is it allows me to argue with strangers in foreign countries,
(02:22):
and as you know, arguing with people is one of
my favorite things to do. Sure, And so there's this
guy and his name is Carl Zaw. Carl Zaw is
an agent of the Chinese Communist Party, and he is
out right now promoting a computer bround called Huaihi Hua Wei.
You've heard of this. You can't buy it in America.
China is a communist socio political company. They have capitalist
(02:46):
ideals when it comes to economics, but they're communists. So
he pusts something online. He says, if free market capitalism
is so great, why are these products not allowed in
the US market or the European Union. As it turns out,
there's a very good answer to that question, of course,
is what is okay? Hawaii steals intellectual property. They also
commit patent infringement kind of the same thing. So about
(03:06):
the state Hawaii, h U a wei, why wha wonder why.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Maybe if you say it like that, it'll sound more
like a Chinese company.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Why why? Anyway, the company is also a massive security
risk because they have direct ties to the most corrupt
authoritarian government in Asia. So this ban on their products
is warranted. It would be a massive security issue in
here in the United States. Not only that, but they're
selling intellectual property that they stole from US. If they
wanted to do business in the West, they shouldn't have cheated. Yeah,
(03:39):
so the com show them communism repeat after me. Communism
is cancer, you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, the big c.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, Communism sucks. It's terrible. If you don't believe me,
just ask people that used to live there. Trump don't
trust China. Chinese asshole. Right. Well, and that guy knows
when they tell you who they are, leave him. He
has been over there, dude. That dude knows what he's
talking about. In the meantime, we have a late breaking
sports announcement.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I feel bad that I did not include this in
my original sports reports, so we're going to set this aside.
And this is a sports special alert, special alert.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This just in.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
W U NBA star Angel Reese has taken a woman.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh she's gonna marry a woman or what do you
mean taking her? You know, what do you mean? I
don't mean like kidnapped her or nothing like that. I'm
just saying.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
She has officially announced her relationship status.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
She's scissoring. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Former first round pick got Lsu led the Tigers national championship,
all all of this stuff. Angel Reese, big personality on
and off the court, recently walked on a fashion show
for Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't know if you saw that or not.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Last week she made headlines when she officially announced her
relationship status. Angel Reas has been linked stopping That's what
they wrote that she was. She was linked, even though
I don't think she cares for the links.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
To double to NBA forward Windell Carter, who played for
the Orlando Magic, that would be a man. She was
spotted wearing some uh some magic gear and some photos
on social media led to some speculation, Uh, you know,
maybe she and he getting busy. Anyway, She recently announced
her relationship status, confirming she is dating someone, posting a
(05:33):
screenshot in the tweet that said a post me and
my boo and getting my money and getting my boo.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm getting both. That's what she's saying. Apparently her lesbian
lover has a nickname for her. Oh really yeah, Alison,
Oh yeah, scissor. Yeas scissor Alison, Jenny, you're crazy. Oh
this is hot scissoring. Oh, scissor me timbers.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, is she have a boyfriend or a girl friend?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah? Who cares? Angel Rees says if they don't pay
her more money, she's not gonna play this season. Her
are like, yeah, by the way, this is an actual podcast.
This is what their podcast sounds like. Yeah, I've been
in the meetings they are. I didn't it comes in
(06:20):
getting the meetings because I'm hearing like they don't give
if y'all don't give us what we want, like we said,
that's possibility, if y'all don't give us what we want,
like we sitting out. Okay, my god, you mean that
could be the end of the w n B A
please just make it go away. The stupidest thing.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
In sports, and that is a serious threat. I mean,
this woman could bring down an entire professional sports bigger
than a company. Yeah, it's a whole big thing.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You know, franchise, you know how you know the w
NBA sucks they don't watch it in China. Well, there
you go. In China, they love basketball, they love the NBA.
In China, they're egalitarian. They're supposedly right. They're all about
everyone's equal, collectivism, equity for all men and women, all
number one, super good, super fun time. China communism. You
guys want to watch women's basketball?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, they have no interest in watching that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Maybe that's one of the things that makes them think
they're better than us, But they watch it. They don't
have to watch WNBA. No, they don't have to. They're
not in option here and that ain't necessarily good. They
cannot turn it off fast enough. And obviously here in
the United States, we all know it's subsidized. If the
WNBA went independent from the NBA, would it still exist,
would it be able to fund itself. This doesn't say
(07:37):
she has taken a woman said she is a taken woman.
That means she has a boyfriend, she's a taken woman.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. Actually, I
take that back. I have no interest in believing it
or seeing it. Donald Trump, don't trust China. China is assho.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're listening to the Waltman Johnson Radio network sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No matter how much your spouse hates you, or you
hate your job, or your neighbors don't like you, or
your kids don't want to talk to you, or your
brother in law doesn't respect you, just be glad you're
not Brian Stelter. Oh God, yes, every morning you wake
up and thank the Lord that you're not. For those
of you that aren't obsessed with cable news, I get it,
most people aren't. I have a problem, uh my problem aside.
(08:20):
I know a lot about Brian Stelter. He has me
blocked on Twitter, has been blocked for years.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's actually something to brag about.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I think I've been nothing but nice to human potato
Brian Stelter.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Why would you be nice to you?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Because I just politely point out when he gets something wrong,
oh politely, and then I squeeze in a little anecdote
about how he reminds me of a potato.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Sure, something's fair.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I mean, look, I know you shouldn't be mean to
Brian Stelter, but just look at him, eh. I mean,
I don't even think Brian Stelter likes Brian Stelter.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh, I don't see how he could.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Brian Stelter is as wide as he is stupid to
quote myself recently, your IQ is even lower than your
body weight, although his body hates probably pretty high anyway.
Brian Stelter was recently part of the twenty twenty four
to Tucson Festival of Books, Book TV, a c Span
two original series, Oh Man, That's riveting, and Brian Stelter
(09:09):
made an interesting point. Now, before I play this for you,
I want to explain something. Brian Stelter has said repeatedly
that the biggest story he's ever covered, whether working at
CNN or after getting fired by CNN or being rehired
back by CNN, was the negative effect that Fox News
spreading mins information was having on the country. The greatest
(09:29):
work he's ever done, his greatest contribution was pointing out
how this massive media outlet was misleading people with deceptively
edited videos in sound bites.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
So last thing you should do is deceptively edit a
video or a sound bite and try to mislead people.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Unless you would be wrong, unless you're the BBC Billy.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Ed Well, they've already been gotten in trouble for doing
just that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Brian Stelter he must be out of his mind. Mad, No,
angry at the BBC, not even a little bit. He
is now defending the bb for deceptively editing a video.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That editing a video is suggesting that a politician has
done something hypocritical.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yes, but he's a journalist, same thing, not a politician.
But I know what you meant, same thing. Yeah, but
here's Brian at CNN.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
In my years at CNN, it became clear to me
that the biggest story on my beat, the biggest story
on the media beat, was that Fox was having this
corrosive impact on the country, that Foxnews, the beating heart
of the GOP, was stoking fear, misinforming millions.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Of people and propping up Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
And I felt like it wasn't being fully appreciated, it
wasn't being fully documented, it wasn't being sufficiently covered.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Fox was the dominant force.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
On the right wing media and helping Trump, and Fox
fans deserved better, They deserved a reliable source.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
All right.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So that was him last year. That was him last year.
Now he is published an op ed detailing how the
BBC has done nothing wrong. Relax everybody, It's not even
that big of a deal. The BBC deserves to win
the lawsuit. Potato. Brian Stelter has owned himself. You don't
need to own him. He owns himself. Guys.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's brilliant, that's great reporting.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
He has to lie, guys, it's in his DNA. He
has no other choice.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's right. It's just it's, you know, a bird gotta
fly and that's sad. That's it's an ostrich or something.
What a loserup. You're sicking me, Brian. Yeah, he sickens
all of us. I'm just sick up to here with.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It all right, Today's National Happy Hour Day. What do
you guys got planned?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh? Are you kidding? Happy happiness? They've got a lot
of happiness going about the rest y'all. But I plan
on going a little do a little shooting today makes
me happy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I'm gonna go shoot guns today, too, isn't here? Yeah?
Where are you going? I go to the Texas Gun
Call Before I was gonna go. No, you can't go there.
That's where I go. I'm a member. You got to
be a member. You don't even have to be a member.
You don't have to be a member that I could
even go.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I think you are a member I am, but you
know every time I go there, they ask to see
my membership cord.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's the rules. That's how it works that they're not
too that because you're.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
They never asked me for mine. See what I'm playing,
you're just making he's start in trouble.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I think Billyad's making that up anyway. Yeah, we are remembers.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
They asked me once or twice.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Anybody could shoot at the Texas Gun Club. They got
two great locations. But to get into the VIP Lounge,
you gotta be a.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You gotta know somebody, and luckily we know Kenny.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, you guys know me. See you got that going
for you.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh, we got that going for it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Absolutely. What if a guy took a bunch of rubber
chickens that played different notes, attached them to two horizontal
horizontal bars, and played the sound of silence by squeezing them,
that would be impossible. I'm gonna do that right now.
Look at this. I got all these things in here.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, I got where'd you get all these rubber chickens?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Hang on, I got them set up here? Are you
guys ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Are they tuned?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
All right? Put the mic on it?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
My God, he's done it.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boom.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Hang on a big.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Hurts. It's hurting me hearing me. Sure the South Park
kids didn't have something to do with this, No, that
was me. I just set that up.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Now I'm gonna do fullsome Prison.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I don't think you've ever heard full from prison, have you.
Good news is that last song would keep the earlier
song from We got a lot of emails complaining, you know,
people because you played the song earlier this morning and
it's just kind of going through their head now and
they can't get it out of there. It's like one
of them worms that gets you in your brain holder.
Believe it's called in your worm. Yeah, that's your rain hole.
(14:01):
And uh, you know you've got that worm going around
in his ear holder and he's like, I can't get
it out now.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I bet that?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I bet that Rubbert Chicken song did the cherck Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Probably did? Yeah? Probably so absolutely? Why did you guys?
Are you're talking about that?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
What did we play earlier? Jihad jeans?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Is that yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Or are you talking about we did another one? We've
done a few Ghad songs. This morn well g hods in.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The news, Actual people named gi Hod are. This is shocking.
If if you're not, if you hadn't heard this before,
this will probably fall You'll fall over a guy's name,
gi Hood are causing trouble. True, Yeah, I don't know.
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Apparently every guy out there whose name is Jihad is
a bad guy. Can you believe it? They're all bad? Look,
I don't know much in this crazy world.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Right, And we opened our email and our phone lines
up to any g Hod that wants to prove us wrong.
Nobody's called, nobody's emailed.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
No, absolutely, and they never do for some reason.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
All right, Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to This
is for g this is for all the Jihads out there.
They're about to get deported. If you're one of those people,
just know that we hate you as much as you
hate us.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Ah, it never gets cold under a burger.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Nope.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
When you never shape between your.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Legs or anywhere else for that matter, as.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You were content to let me shine.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
If not, I will stone you.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Sure you always walk the step behind as the Kurran
commands you. The man is the one who receives out
a glory. I have seven wives, and women should not
be allowed to drive for safety not Islamic, right, It
(16:02):
gets really awkward after you died and you get seventy
two virgins for all of them at the first time.
There can kind of be a turn off everyone. Your
face reminds me rubber, they roam you have his nose.
(16:25):
I can only do one or two or three. If
you can just form a line, that would be great.
I fight all the jude and the Juru the lane
because I've got the bomb beneath my.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Jee catchy stuff. And now isn't it fun? I think, finally,
after all these years, Afghanistan is going to go to
war with Pakistan.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I've got.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I kind of hope this is one war that Donald
Trump doesn't stop.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Right, just let us enjoy.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Maybe instead of trying to negotiate a peace deal between
Israel and all the air of the countries, he should
try to get the Arab countries to fight each other.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, you know what I mean, if Trump suggests it,
won't they stop?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean, if he says you fight, fight, they're gonna do.
Like most of the Democrats, and just not do whatever
he says.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Time.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He's the only one can save America.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Kamanda is a so stupid Wolton and Johnson
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