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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Man. It ain't perfect, but it's the best we got
so far. So good.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, sure, it's the opposite not having a work that
Willie that is.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's new music from Willie Nelson. Ought ive heard a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Doesn't sound as much like Willie as a younger Willy
used to. But helly, he woke up not dead yesterday.
He's still making music.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
People said he they predicted his death years ago on
the internet.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, hell yeah, they killed him off many times on
the internet, and he's still fighting back from the dead.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Some guys just refused.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
To die Willie Nelson, Smokey Robinson, Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, maybe that's not the same thing. And then some
guys do die like it was. It was kind of
sad I met the man. He was a good old boy.
Phil Robertson, Yeah, from Duck Dynasty no longer with us.
Seventy nine years was what he got, and none of us.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Knows for sure how many we get.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You know, of all the people in the Duck Dynasty family,
he was probably the most political savvy. He was a
very brilliant guy. Remember he once spoke at a Donald
Trump rally. Well, he spoke at a lot of them.
But here's a notable moment.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I got it. I got it down to this.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
If you're pro god and pro America and pro gun
and pro duck hunting, that's all I want. And that's
why he endorsed Donald Trump. There you go, Donald Trump
is pro duck hunting. Finally, President's pro duck hunting. The anniversary,
the five year anniversary of George Floyd's death was over
(01:33):
the weekend, and I noticed a lot of people were
paying tribute to him.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I missed it. Yeah, you didn't have any big plans
for that or.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Uh no, I did have plans to commemorate the death
of some other people this past weekend. Maybe you've heard
of the American military.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I have.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, And you didn't know them all, but you do
owe them all. And I hope you remembered what this
past weekend, and that little holly that you got yesterday,
I hope you remembered what that was.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
For sure, do sure did. And it's not about mattress sales,
my man. It's about those who gave and those who
sacrificed for us. And while they are gone and there's
not much we can do for them, we always remind
people there are still military veterans alive right now who
are in need.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah there or if you want to help them out,
we encourage you to go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot
org and make a humble donation. Thank you very much.
We appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Thank you in advance for doing whatever you can and
whatever you can give. That's more than enough.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Over the weekend, Donald J.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Trump, the President, spoke at the graduation for the students
at West Point, Sir, and he made an interesting point.
Bind you new airplanes, brand new, beautiful planes, redesigned planes,
brand new planes, totally stealth planes.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I hope they are self. I don't know that whole
self thing. I'm sort of wondering.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
If we shape a wing this way, they don't see it,
but the other way they see it.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm not so that's what they tell me. He might
have full stealth business. Shit, you're telling me if the
wing is shaped different.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, you know, until he pointed it out, I've never
thought about it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
But they just told you it was, you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Know, radar evading, And you're like, oh, okay, they know
what they're doing. What makes it radar evading?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, the wing goes upwards instead of down you ever
notice how the uh yeah, you know, when the wing
goes up, you can't see it out of radar.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
It's got a little crisscross cut in the back too,
you know, instead of smooth, it's it's cut in and out,
in and out like that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So that makes a huge difference. Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Not only is he probably right about that, because that's good,
that's hilarious. That is the funniest thing I've ever Donald
Trump is the funniest president who ever lived. And it's
not even close, I mean the second or third place
funniest president is He's way ahead what Reagan?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I don't know who is it? Beach me. We never
really got a chance to see William Taft back in
the day.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Uh yeah, there might have been some funny boys back
before you know the TV and radio.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oho.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
George Bush, the junior he was, he was pretty funny occasionally.
Yeah me, you know, he's kind of funny, like the
Three Stooges were funny, sure, as opposed to, you know,
saying something funny.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Donald Trump is a funny president, even if you don't
agree with this politics. He's also a president who seems
to enjoy food. And there's really only one president who
enjoyed food more than Donald Trump. You never really think
about it, but it was. It was William Taft. But
what exactly did he eat? One man sat down and
ate all the same food as William Taft for an
entire day and it almost killed him, I.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Meaning like the president for an entire day. And today
it's William Taft. I know even waiting for this one,
and it will not disappoints you. Across the day, I
ate nine types and eat five types of fruit, six
cups of coffee, three different deserts, and absolutely no eggs
because it's the one food Taft Hayden. Here we go
breakfast every day. This is not averaged out or anything.
This is every single morning. Taft had a twelve ounce steak,
(05:06):
add three buttermilk waffles with syrup, and almost five cups
of coffee and you have your lightest meal of the day.
It's a myth that Taft got stuck in a bathtub,
but he did have an extra large tub installed in
the White House, seven feet long, three and a half
feet wide.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And frankly, if I had.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Gobs of money and a twelve ounce steak every morning,
I would also smurge on a bathtub, the sides of
a small boat, March four lamb chops, turtle souperpermuta, potatoes
a little bit more cocked with a handful of bon bonds,
raspberry jelly topped with whip cream and salted almonds, which
Taft housed on a daily basis, one of his favorite foods.
Turtle used to be very common as a meat in
the US. This is actually one of my favorite dishes
(05:40):
of the entire days. A kind of green gumbo, but
with the dark meat only. I'm gonna do some sort
of part two follow up about what happened the day
after this diet, but for now, let's get to the
big show dinner, the heaviest meal of the day in
a true gargantuan feast.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Okay, deep breath.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Here a vegetable salad with olives and hearts of palma,
rich lobster stew, roasted turkey with potato salad and green peas,
and eat out steak with cabbage side soald, a filet
of salmon, and the crown jewel of dinner, possum.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
With sweet potatoes.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Powesome, Yes, possum, how about that? How do you like that?
Rannie used to whoop up some mean possum.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I hear William Taft used to start the day with
steak and then you would end the day with possum meat.
You don't see possum meat anymore. Are that much turtle
besides turtle soup?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You know? But a nice restaurant in New Orleans? So
I have turtles? Sure? Would you? I have? Many times?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Me too.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think it's delicious, but you never really see it around.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What about the possum? Would you eat that?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I have not as much as turtle soup, but I've
tried me some posshum back in the day. Again, I
think people have lost the recipe, you know, for how
to make it delicious. Now it's like nutrio. They just
try to figure out how to disguise the flavor with
the dipping sauce or something. Yeah, I mean, and aoli.
You can't go around have aoli these days. It didn't
(06:56):
look like what's his taff do? He didn't have no
at all?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah? What's up with that? Ye beautiful?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, you know what, they didn't have douchey liberal cucks
back then, so that's probably why. Sure, Yeah, Aolei's just
mayonnaise with a little bit of chipotle seasoning.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It don't tell people.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That people that hate mayonnaise will just eat up aoli
and and ranch dressing.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And what's that nasty dressing you'll eat that tastes so crappy.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You don't like blue cheese, Yes, it's still just mayonnaise,
but mayonnaise. People will go, oh, no, it's blue cheese. Yeah,
it's mayonnaise with something more disgusting in it.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, speaking of things that nauseate you, guess who's back.
I think Biden is a interview for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Right now, I'm not able to guess. There's something wrong
with the SoundBite. That's Kamala Harris. She told uh she's
a speaking event over the weekend. She said, I am
unemployed right now. Cackle, cackle, cackle, and Trump ended her career.
So it's nice to see that she is in on
the joke that we're all enjoying. Yeah, that cheers me
up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I don't like to hear from her though, hear about
her that don't mind. It's not that that witch cackle
that she does.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's no fun for me show.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
So she was in Australia over the weekend because they
I think They just found out she lost, so they
wanted to see what she was up to. She went
down there to a speaking event, and she said, I
don't hear no, I know for breakfast. I cannot tell
you the many times I've been explicitly or implicitly said
to me, No, it's not your time. You're not ready.
They're not ready. That was what she said to this,
(08:28):
and then everyone applauded her. Pretty sure that that no,
she got back last November.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
She heard, right, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Isn't that the best part of all this? We agree,
Kamala No. Welcome to the show. Happy Tuesday, everybody, Walton
and Johnson Radio Network. That always that always starts Monday
off night. You know, I'm glad to hear that you're awake,
You're alive, Billy ed We would sadly.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I mean, we lost a lot of Americans this weekend.
I mean over twelve million Americans were lost this weekend.
And it won't a drive by, it wasn't a mass
shooting or anything like that. But the Social Security has
removed over twelve million individuals from our social Security roles
(09:17):
who were one hundred and twenty years or older. Wow,
twelve point three million Americans or somebody was receiving checks
from the United States government.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Boy, it's not a good time to be a really
old person. Then tell you, apparently we didn't lose them
this weekend. They've been dead for a long time, but
we just realized somebody was still mailing them checks, and
I guess somebody was still catching them. So, speaking of
old people here, where does Joe Biden fall into the
(09:52):
Social Security equation?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Is he getting some probably?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
You remember in August of twenty twenty four when Nancy
Pelosi said she wanted Joe Biden to be on Mount Rushmore, a.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Good place to make whatever decision to the top of
his game. Such a consequential president of the United States,
a Mount Rushmore kind of president of the United States.
Want to know what comes next.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
That he belongs up there on Mount Rushmore. Lincoln and
Joe Biden.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
But you got Teddy Roosevelt up there, and he's wonderful.
I don't say take him down, but you can add Biden.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
What does that even mean? It's just so ridiculous and crazy.
They were trying, they were getting desperate at that point.
They were really trying to make you believe that he
was the top of his game, sharpest attack, the most
influential president, and a thousand years.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The funniest thing about that is, as she was trying
to get Joe to step down from office and disappear forever,
she was, I mean, obviously very unauthentically, suggesting we should
put him on Mount Rushmore. I'm not saying he takes
out Teddy Roosevelt. I'm just saying, put Joe up there.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You know, I think maybe she meant walk him up
to the edge of the top of Mount Rushmore. You know,
you can stand right there on top of Lincoln's head
and then just do a swan dive.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, of course. So that's beautiful, all right. So Trump
spoke to West Point over the weekend, Scott Pelley spoke
to Wake Forest and sad for Wake Forest, ain't it?
And then this guy spoke to the University of Maryland.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Dreams are how we figure out where we want to go,
and life is how we get there.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Curmit. Yeah, kurmit, graduates.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I see you. I see you out there, and I
know that you will find your people. I know that
you're gonna take big leaps, and I know that even
though you're about to throw your caps in the air.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Good luck finding him again.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I know that you will stay connected to your families,
your friends, and your dreams.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm just curious. Is college just an entertainment product now?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I mean that way? Yeah? What was that? Really? It was?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It was Kermit delivering it. The commencement remarks to the
University of Maryland.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Actually had the little frog up at the pulpit or
whatever doing a little speech.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
They had a guy behind.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, that was a puppet, right, the commencement speech was
given by a puppet.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I mean, what's school? Where was this University of Maryland? Well,
the Maryland is pretty much lost, right, the.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Same state that just sent a guy down to Al
Salvador to try to bring back a woman beating illegal immigrant.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
That was pretty funny. Got all the way down there
and they told him to go home. We don't need
you around here. That was what is his name, Glenn Ivy, Yeah,
from Maryland. I am the congressman that represents that that
illegal you got in there, and uh, we want him
back in the United States right now. He's a he's
(12:59):
at the top of his game. He's sharp as attack
and we need him back.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
How embarrassing can you get I mean, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Hey, exciting news, everybody. Jesse Smollet's back in the news.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The hate crime hoaxer has once again repeated the debunked
claim that he was randomly jumped during one snowy night
in Chicago six years ago.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
He's back to telling that story again. Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
On a social media post on Saturday, Jesse accused the
City of Chicago working as part of a conspiracy to
discredit his claim.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
See that's why he should have received more punishment for
his lies back then, because he wouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now, he said on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Quote over six years ago, after it was reported that
I had been jumped, city officials in Chicago set out
to convince the public that I willfully set an assault
against myself. This false narrative has left to stain on
my character that will not soon disappear.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And as soon as I capture the.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Guys who have violently attacked me, I'm gonna find the
guy who murdered my friend Ojy's wife. We're gonna Okay,
that part's not true, but you'll get after all of
the rest of them. What does Jesse hope to achieve
from all of this, and is there anyone that still
believes it? I mean, is it possible there's a group
of people out there that believe it because they want
to beat me.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I guess so.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You know, once Whoope Goldberg told him he was true.
He was being very honest with you. You have to
stick with that story. I'd like to know if she
still believes it. I know, I want to know where
Michelle Obama. Not even sure they believed it then, but
they always like to tell that story.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It was early twenty nineteen, there was a polar vortex
in Chicago. And we always like to repeat that point
because it wasn't just a cold night in Chicago. It
was a night where there was a north Pole front
that came down over Lake Michigan and hit the city
of Chicago.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
So like twenty below around the time he said, these
two magot types were just out, you know, looking for him, one.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
In the morning, two in the morning, whatever it was.
And it wasn't even I don't even think it was
the weekend it was. It was it was a night
where there was no one out on the street, and
he claimed he fell victim to a hate crime, that
there were white supremacist MAGA supporters walking around who weirdly
enjoy watching an obscure TV show with an all black cast,
(15:13):
So they recognized Jesse Smallett as you would naturally, because
we all knew who Jesse Smallett was before this happened.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Right, They weren't there, they weren't watching the show, and
even if they had, he wasn't the star of the show.
They would have never thought about who he was.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, from that show, isn't it just remarkable? Just sad?
So many things wrong with that story.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
There was one guy who explained to this really well,
and I'm going to let him do it right now. Oh,
it was a crazy story because we understood that it
was clearly.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Lying clearly, but the community didn't want to have to
say anything, so they didn't say anything at all.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
The black people helped him out by just not talking
about it. Yeah, I heard about that. It's really something.
What do you think about it?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Huh? You know it's a thing, that's for sure. Sure.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, And now, all these years later, if you believe
Jesse Smallett, you're crazy. We had people at this radio
station that didn't want to work here because we took
a public stance suggesting he.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Was lying, and it turned out all these years later.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, we're usually pretty right on with those kind of things.
Last week, when we were discussing some of the New
Orleans jail Breakers, not the old USFL team, that was
just the Breakers, the jail Breakers, which might be a
great new name for a team, we told him, you know,
(16:45):
you might want to look around in Texas or neighboring states.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
And I do want to congratulate.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
The Huntsville, Texas Police Department for rounding up a couple
of these these bad boys from New Orleans and getting
them back over to the Pelican state where they belong.
They three more have been returned. That's eight. That means
we got two to go. But two of the three
(17:13):
were picked up north of Houston in Huntsville, and they
are back in custody of the law.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Wait wait wait they went to Huntsville. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Can you explain to everybody that's not from our read
like the area where our fellyot is, right of.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
The one thing Huntsville is known for prison prison You went,
there's a lot of prisons there.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You went and hit out in a prison town. There's
nothing there but people that work at the prison.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
There's well they got a Starbucks, you know, a few
other little things like that, like every other city in
the world.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Well, I had to think if you had to pick
a town in Texas where people were very aware of
what was going on in the law enforcement community, it
would probably be a jail town, right.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And I don't know if they had friends there or
you know, if they just thought, well, they'll never look
for us here.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
All right, So there's deed. So there's only two left.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And I guess we all have to ask the obvious
question here, Uh, what does the last guy?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
What is the winner debt? The last guy? I believe
he gets to be a King of Carnival. That's great.
And they probably make a mayor in New Orleans too.
Oh that might be fun.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
That's fine. Yeah, that's better than one of gout. He
gets to live in District one with Jennifer Lawrence. Congratulations Day,
Happy Taco Tuesday, Wolton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
You're getting some of these storms that's been blown through
South Texas from I guess down around the border, through Corpus,
through Houston and all the way up.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Be happy.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You're hopefully you're not getting the baseball sized ale that
they got out in the Central Texas before it got here. Boy,
that can be really expensive, that can you you've had
some dimps in your car time or two. Imagine a
big old hail storm just now. The video I'm looking
at looks more like golf ball size hail. But you
(18:56):
know how people like to exaggerate, and maybe they found
one that was like h ball size and then they went, oh,
that's it, it's baseball size.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Heal people move out to the country to avoid the
you know, the congestion and the traffic and all that stuff,
and then you head out there and you get these
giant halballs just doing damage to your prop
Man. It ain't perfect, but it's the best we got
so far. So good.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, sure, it's the opposite not having a work that
Willie that is.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's new music from Willie Nelson. Ought ive heard a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Doesn't sound as much like Willie as a younger Willy
used to. But helly, he woke up not dead yesterday.
He's still making music.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
People said he they predicted his death years ago on
the internet.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, hell yeah, they killed him off many times on
the internet, and he's still fighting back from the dead.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Some guys just refused.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
To die Willie Nelson, Smokey Robinson, Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, maybe that's not the same thing. And then some
guys do die like it was. It was kind of
sad I met the man. He was a good old boy.
Phil Robertson, Yeah, from Duck Dynasty no longer with us.
Seventy nine years was what he got, and none of us.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Knows for sure how many we get.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You know, of all the people in the Duck Dynasty family,
he was probably the most political savvy. He was a
very brilliant guy. Remember he once spoke at a Donald
Trump rally. Well, he spoke at a lot of them.
But here's a notable moment.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I got it. I got it down to this.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
If you're pro god and pro America and pro gun
and pro duck hunting, that's all I want. And that's
why he endorsed Donald Trump. There you go, Donald Trump
is pro duck hunting. Finally, President's pro duck hunting. The anniversary,
the five year anniversary of George Floyd's death was over
(01:33):
the weekend, and I noticed a lot of people were
paying tribute to him.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I missed it. Yeah, you didn't have any big plans
for that or.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Uh no, I did have plans to commemorate the death
of some other people this past weekend. Maybe you've heard
of the American military.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I have.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, And you didn't know them all, but you do
owe them all. And I hope you remembered what this
past weekend, and that little holly that you got yesterday,
I hope you remembered what that was.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
For sure, do sure did. And it's not about mattress sales,
my man. It's about those who gave and those who
sacrificed for us. And while they are gone and there's
not much we can do for them, we always remind
people there are still military veterans alive right now who
are in need.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah there or if you want to help them out,
we encourage you to go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot
org and make a humble donation. Thank you very much.
We appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Thank you in advance for doing whatever you can and
whatever you can give. That's more than enough.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Over the weekend, Donald J.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Trump, the President, spoke at the graduation for the students
at West Point, Sir, and he made an interesting point.
Bind you new airplanes, brand new, beautiful planes, redesigned planes,
brand new planes, totally stealth planes.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I hope they are self. I don't know that whole
self thing. I'm sort of wondering.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
If we shape a wing this way, they don't see it,
but the other way they see it.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm not so that's what they tell me. He might
have full stealth business. Shit, you're telling me if the
wing is shaped different.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, you know, until he pointed it out, I've never
thought about it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
But they just told you it was, you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Know, radar evading, And you're like, oh, okay, they know
what they're doing. What makes it radar evading?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, the wing goes upwards instead of down you ever
notice how the uh yeah, you know, when the wing
goes up, you can't see it out of radar.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
It's got a little crisscross cut in the back too,
you know, instead of smooth, it's it's cut in and out,
in and out like that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So that makes a huge difference. Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Not only is he probably right about that, because that's good,
that's hilarious. That is the funniest thing I've ever Donald
Trump is the funniest president who ever lived. And it's
not even close, I mean the second or third place
funniest president is He's way ahead what Reagan?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I don't know who is it? Beach me. We never
really got a chance to see William Taft back in
the day.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Uh yeah, there might have been some funny boys back
before you know the TV and radio.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oho.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
George Bush, the junior he was, he was pretty funny occasionally.
Yeah me, you know, he's kind of funny, like the
Three Stooges were funny, sure, as opposed to, you know,
saying something funny.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Donald Trump is a funny president, even if you don't
agree with this politics. He's also a president who seems
to enjoy food. And there's really only one president who
enjoyed food more than Donald Trump. You never really think
about it, but it was. It was William Taft. But
what exactly did he eat? One man sat down and
ate all the same food as William Taft for an
entire day and it almost killed him, I.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Meaning like the president for an entire day. And today
it's William Taft. I know even waiting for this one,
and it will not disappoints you. Across the day, I
ate nine types and eat five types of fruit, six
cups of coffee, three different deserts, and absolutely no eggs
because it's the one food Taft Hayden. Here we go
breakfast every day. This is not averaged out or anything.
This is every single morning. Taft had a twelve ounce steak,
(05:06):
add three buttermilk waffles with syrup, and almost five cups
of coffee and you have your lightest meal of the day.
It's a myth that Taft got stuck in a bathtub,
but he did have an extra large tub installed in
the White House, seven feet long, three and a half
feet wide.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And frankly, if I had.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Gobs of money and a twelve ounce steak every morning,
I would also smurge on a bathtub, the sides of
a small boat, March four lamb chops, turtle souperpermuta, potatoes
a little bit more cocked with a handful of bon bonds,
raspberry jelly topped with whip cream and salted almonds, which
Taft housed on a daily basis, one of his favorite foods.
Turtle used to be very common as a meat in
the US. This is actually one of my favorite dishes
(05:40):
of the entire days. A kind of green gumbo, but
with the dark meat only. I'm gonna do some sort
of part two follow up about what happened the day
after this diet, but for now, let's get to the
big show dinner, the heaviest meal of the day in
a true gargantuan feast.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Okay, deep breath.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Here a vegetable salad with olives and hearts of palma,
rich lobster stew, roasted turkey with potato salad and green peas,
and eat out steak with cabbage side soald, a filet
of salmon, and the crown jewel of dinner, possum.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
With sweet potatoes.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Powesome, Yes, possum, how about that? How do you like that?
Rannie used to whoop up some mean possum.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I hear William Taft used to start the day with
steak and then you would end the day with possum meat.
You don't see possum meat anymore. Are that much turtle
besides turtle soup?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You know? But a nice restaurant in New Orleans? So
I have turtles? Sure? Would you? I have? Many times?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Me too.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think it's delicious, but you never really see it around.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
What about the possum? Would you eat that?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I have not as much as turtle soup, but I've
tried me some posshum back in the day. Again, I
think people have lost the recipe, you know, for how
to make it delicious. Now it's like nutrio. They just
try to figure out how to disguise the flavor with
the dipping sauce or something. Yeah, I mean, and aoli.
You can't go around have aoli these days. It didn't
(06:56):
look like what's his taff do? He didn't have no
at all?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah? What's up with that? Ye beautiful?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, you know what, they didn't have douchey liberal cucks
back then, so that's probably why. Sure, Yeah, Aolei's just
mayonnaise with a little bit of chipotle seasoning.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It don't tell people.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That people that hate mayonnaise will just eat up aoli
and and ranch dressing.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And what's that nasty dressing you'll eat that tastes so crappy.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You don't like blue cheese, Yes, it's still just mayonnaise,
but mayonnaise. People will go, oh, no, it's blue cheese. Yeah,
it's mayonnaise with something more disgusting in it.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, speaking of things that nauseate you, guess who's back.
I think Biden is a interview for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Right now, I'm not able to guess. There's something wrong
with the SoundBite. That's Kamala Harris. She told uh she's
a speaking event over the weekend. She said, I am
unemployed right now. Cackle, cackle, cackle, and Trump ended her career.
So it's nice to see that she is in on
the joke that we're all enjoying. Yeah, that cheers me
up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I don't like to hear from her though, hear about
her that don't mind. It's not that that witch cackle
that she does.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's no fun for me show.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
So she was in Australia over the weekend because they
I think They just found out she lost, so they
wanted to see what she was up to. She went
down there to a speaking event, and she said, I
don't hear no, I know for breakfast. I cannot tell
you the many times I've been explicitly or implicitly said
to me, No, it's not your time. You're not ready.
They're not ready. That was what she said to this,
(08:28):
and then everyone applauded her. Pretty sure that that no,
she got back last November.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
She heard, right, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Isn't that the best part of all this? We agree,
Kamala No. Welcome to the show. Happy Tuesday, everybody, Walton
and Johnson Radio Network. That always that always starts Monday
off night. You know, I'm glad to hear that you're awake,
You're alive, Billy ed We would sadly.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I mean, we lost a lot of Americans this weekend.
I mean over twelve million Americans were lost this weekend.
And it won't a drive by, it wasn't a mass
shooting or anything like that. But the Social Security has
removed over twelve million individuals from our social Security roles
(09:17):
who were one hundred and twenty years or older. Wow,
twelve point three million Americans or somebody was receiving checks
from the United States government.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Boy, it's not a good time to be a really
old person. Then tell you, apparently we didn't lose them
this weekend. They've been dead for a long time, but
we just realized somebody was still mailing them checks, and
I guess somebody was still catching them. So, speaking of
old people here, where does Joe Biden fall into the
(09:52):
Social Security equation?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Is he getting some probably?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
You remember in August of twenty twenty four when Nancy
Pelosi said she wanted Joe Biden to be on Mount Rushmore, a.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Good place to make whatever decision to the top of
his game. Such a consequential president of the United States,
a Mount Rushmore kind of president of the United States.
Want to know what comes next.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
That he belongs up there on Mount Rushmore. Lincoln and
Joe Biden.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
But you got Teddy Roosevelt up there, and he's wonderful.
I don't say take him down, but you can add Biden.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
What does that even mean? It's just so ridiculous and crazy.
They were trying, they were getting desperate at that point.
They were really trying to make you believe that he
was the top of his game, sharpest attack, the most
influential president, and a thousand years.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The funniest thing about that is, as she was trying
to get Joe to step down from office and disappear forever,
she was, I mean, obviously very unauthentically, suggesting we should
put him on Mount Rushmore. I'm not saying he takes
out Teddy Roosevelt. I'm just saying, put Joe up there.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You know, I think maybe she meant walk him up
to the edge of the top of Mount Rushmore. You know,
you can stand right there on top of Lincoln's head
and then just do a swan dive.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, of course. So that's beautiful, all right. So Trump
spoke to West Point over the weekend, Scott Pelley spoke
to Wake Forest and sad for Wake Forest, ain't it?
And then this guy spoke to the University of Maryland.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Dreams are how we figure out where we want to go,
and life is how we get there.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Curmit. Yeah, kurmit, graduates.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I see you. I see you out there, and I
know that you will find your people. I know that
you're gonna take big leaps, and I know that even
though you're about to throw your caps in the air.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Good luck finding him again.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I know that you will stay connected to your families,
your friends, and your dreams.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm just curious. Is college just an entertainment product now?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I mean that way? Yeah? What was that? Really? It was?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It was Kermit delivering it. The commencement remarks to the
University of Maryland.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Actually had the little frog up at the pulpit or
whatever doing a little speech.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
They had a guy behind.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, that was a puppet, right, the commencement speech was
given by a puppet.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I mean, what's school? Where was this University of Maryland? Well,
the Maryland is pretty much lost, right, the.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Same state that just sent a guy down to Al
Salvador to try to bring back a woman beating illegal immigrant.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
That was pretty funny. Got all the way down there
and they told him to go home. We don't need
you around here. That was what is his name, Glenn Ivy, Yeah,
from Maryland. I am the congressman that represents that that
illegal you got in there, and uh, we want him
back in the United States right now. He's a he's
(12:59):
at the top of his game. He's sharp as attack
and we need him back.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
How embarrassing can you get I mean, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Hey, exciting news, everybody. Jesse Smollet's back in the news.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The hate crime hoaxer has once again repeated the debunked
claim that he was randomly jumped during one snowy night
in Chicago six years ago.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
He's back to telling that story again. Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
On a social media post on Saturday, Jesse accused the
City of Chicago working as part of a conspiracy to
discredit his claim.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
See that's why he should have received more punishment for
his lies back then, because he wouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now, he said on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Quote over six years ago, after it was reported that
I had been jumped, city officials in Chicago set out
to convince the public that I willfully set an assault
against myself. This false narrative has left to stain on
my character that will not soon disappear.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And as soon as I capture the.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Guys who have violently attacked me, I'm gonna find the
guy who murdered my friend Ojy's wife. We're gonna Okay,
that part's not true, but you'll get after all of
the rest of them. What does Jesse hope to achieve
from all of this, and is there anyone that still
believes it? I mean, is it possible there's a group
of people out there that believe it because they want
to beat me.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I guess so.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You know, once Whoope Goldberg told him he was true.
He was being very honest with you. You have to
stick with that story. I'd like to know if she
still believes it. I know, I want to know where
Michelle Obama. Not even sure they believed it then, but
they always like to tell that story.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It was early twenty nineteen, there was a polar vortex
in Chicago. And we always like to repeat that point
because it wasn't just a cold night in Chicago. It
was a night where there was a north Pole front
that came down over Lake Michigan and hit the city
of Chicago.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
So like twenty below around the time he said, these
two magot types were just out, you know, looking for him, one.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
In the morning, two in the morning, whatever it was.
And it wasn't even I don't even think it was
the weekend it was. It was it was a night
where there was no one out on the street, and
he claimed he fell victim to a hate crime, that
there were white supremacist MAGA supporters walking around who weirdly
enjoy watching an obscure TV show with an all black cast,
(15:13):
So they recognized Jesse Smallett as you would naturally, because
we all knew who Jesse Smallett was before this happened.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Right, They weren't there, they weren't watching the show, and
even if they had, he wasn't the star of the show.
They would have never thought about who he was.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, from that show, isn't it just remarkable? Just sad?
So many things wrong with that story.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
There was one guy who explained to this really well,
and I'm going to let him do it right now. Oh,
it was a crazy story because we understood that it
was clearly.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Lying clearly, but the community didn't want to have to
say anything, so they didn't say anything at all.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
The black people helped him out by just not talking
about it. Yeah, I heard about that. It's really something.
What do you think about it?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Huh? You know it's a thing, that's for sure. Sure.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, And now, all these years later, if you believe
Jesse Smallett, you're crazy. We had people at this radio
station that didn't want to work here because we took
a public stance suggesting he.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Was lying, and it turned out all these years later.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, we're usually pretty right on with those kind of things.
Last week, when we were discussing some of the New
Orleans jail Breakers, not the old USFL team, that was
just the Breakers, the jail Breakers, which might be a
great new name for a team, we told him, you know,
(16:45):
you might want to look around in Texas or neighboring states.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
And I do want to congratulate.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
The Huntsville, Texas Police Department for rounding up a couple
of these these bad boys from New Orleans and getting
them back over to the Pelican state where they belong.
They three more have been returned. That's eight. That means
we got two to go. But two of the three
(17:13):
were picked up north of Houston in Huntsville, and they
are back in custody of the law.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Wait wait wait they went to Huntsville. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Can you explain to everybody that's not from our read
like the area where our fellyot is, right of.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
The one thing Huntsville is known for prison prison You went,
there's a lot of prisons there.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You went and hit out in a prison town. There's
nothing there but people that work at the prison.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
There's well they got a Starbucks, you know, a few
other little things like that, like every other city in
the world.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Well, I had to think if you had to pick
a town in Texas where people were very aware of
what was going on in the law enforcement community, it
would probably be a jail town, right.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And I don't know if they had friends there or
you know, if they just thought, well, they'll never look
for us here.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
All right, So there's deed. So there's only two left.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And I guess we all have to ask the obvious
question here, Uh, what does the last guy?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
What is the winner debt? The last guy? I believe
he gets to be a King of Carnival. That's great.
And they probably make a mayor in New Orleans too.
Oh that might be fun.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
That's fine. Yeah, that's better than one of gout. He
gets to live in District one with Jennifer Lawrence. Congratulations Day,
Happy Taco Tuesday, Wolton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
You're getting some of these storms that's been blown through
South Texas from I guess down around the border, through Corpus,
through Houston and all the way up.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Be happy.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You're hopefully you're not getting the baseball sized ale that
they got out in the Central Texas before it got here. Boy,
that can be really expensive, that can you you've had
some dimps in your car time or two. Imagine a
big old hail storm just now. The video I'm looking
at looks more like golf ball size hail. But you
(18:56):
know how people like to exaggerate, and maybe they found
one that was like h ball size and then they went, oh,
that's it, it's baseball size.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Heal people move out to the country to avoid the
you know, the congestion and the traffic and all that stuff,
and then you head out there and you get these
giant halballs just doing damage to your prop
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